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Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 12:13:30 [Preview] No. 26858
if you upvote my thread good blessings and loving girlfriend will come to you

if you like my thread on facebook you will experience 5 months of good luck =)

it'll come to you ==))

Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 13:07:24 [Preview] No.26859 del
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Liked and upvoted, also retweeted.

Where is my girlfriend and my good luck?

Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 13:28:48 [Preview] No.26860 del
I have dropped an eurasianist russian qt to local hangar in your city.

Go there and a dwarf gopnik will ask a streetwise question to you, give the true answer and girlfriend will be yours =)

Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 13:36:53 [Preview] No.26861 del
There is a maiden in your hangar

She will kiss you, bends to you if you bother

But if you're a never ever

The dwarf will curse you with leper

Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 13:51:47 [Preview] No.26862 del
lets be honest: white people discredited themselves after they voted trumpf

Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 13:55:35 [Preview] No.26863 del
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Liked, commented and subscribed

Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 15:46:59 [Preview] No.26870 del
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Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 15:54:39 [Preview] No.26871 del
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Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 16:35:07 [Preview] No.26875 del
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why don't you subscribe my thread?

Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 17:31:03 [Preview] No.26881 del
But I did.

Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 18:20:29 [Preview] No.26888 del
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Here is a qt magyar gf for you.

Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 20:04:39 [Preview] No.26913 del
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>le liked
>le upboated
<and le shared and retweeted XD
Done as ordered, OP

Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 20:30:35 [Preview] No.26914 del
Thanks you're a good guy irony man.

Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 20:41:38 [Preview] No.26915 del
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upscribed and subvoted

Bernd 06/04/2019 (Tue) 02:53:23 [Preview] No.26922 del
Ok. I'll be serious now OP
Upvoted, liked and shared
Reward now please OP

Bernd 06/04/2019 (Tue) 11:06:39 [Preview] No.26928 del
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Here is a gf for you.

Yeah I perceive your country that poorly

Bernd 06/04/2019 (Tue) 19:00:06 [Preview] No.26944 del
>I have cooked gulyas for you

How about the Russian and the Brazilian?

Bernd 06/04/2019 (Tue) 19:31:57 [Preview] No.26945 del
Well atleast you don't have any problem with her ideology. Could be worse :^)

Already made russki one and I'm bretty much clueless about how brazilian gf works.Someone else can do it.

Bernd 06/04/2019 (Tue) 19:39:38 [Preview] No.26947 del
>brazilian gf works
I only know about bunda and football. Maybe something about Bolsonaro like with Orbán.
Coincidentally in Hungarian fixing football matches called bundázás, match-fixing = bunda; in it's original meaning it's "fur coat".

Bernd 06/06/2019 (Thu) 19:02:53 [Preview] No.26985 del
Well I don't go to the "district" nor do I fall for "DA WEEDD!" meme. I really don't have anything against Wallonians either.

But overall everything else looks good. Thank you OP

And yes it is a rather "plain" country

Bernd 06/06/2019 (Thu) 21:29:33 [Preview] No.26994 del
It's supposed to be parody like memey. nothing serious tbh.

Bernd 06/07/2019 (Fri) 10:46:21 [Preview] No.27007 del
>Well I don't go to the "district" nor do I fall for "DA WEEDD!" meme.
Do many people over there? From here I get the impression that those things are mostly used by tourists rather than natives.

Bernd 06/07/2019 (Fri) 15:40:36 [Preview] No.27014 del
Maybe you can add a klomp and tulip reference too.

Bernd 06/09/2019 (Sun) 11:27:55 [Preview] No.27035 del
excuse me where's my gf?

Bernd 06/09/2019 (Sun) 11:56:39 [Preview] No.27039 del
but you live in abudance of gfs, and where is my upvote?

Bernd 06/09/2019 (Sun) 12:00:49 [Preview] No.27040 del
here >>26915
>but you live in abudance of gfs
doesnt's matters, it's in the contract

Bernd 06/09/2019 (Sun) 12:24:43 [Preview] No.27042 del
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Late delivery but still have a gf.

Bernd 06/13/2019 (Thu) 16:23:24 [Preview] No.27188 del
>Do many people over there? From here I get the impression that those things are mostly used by tourists rather than natives.

I feel bad for the girls though. Most are from poor countries and were tricked into doing it. They would have been better off married and happy IMHO, not doing that

Bump because I'm liking the OC that you're making, OP

Bernd 06/13/2019 (Thu) 16:34:35 [Preview] No.27192 del
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Please give me a really tall norse goddess gf

Bernd 06/13/2019 (Thu) 16:50:56 [Preview] No.27198 del
I already have a girlfriend, kys shitskin

Bernd 06/13/2019 (Thu) 18:38:23 [Preview] No.27201 del
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Now just the text need to be added.

Bernd 06/13/2019 (Thu) 19:31:34 [Preview] No.27203 del
not for you, gyppo

Bernd 06/13/2019 (Thu) 19:33:01 [Preview] No.27204 del
Really? You know I didn't create the meme right? just checking

will do, I have exam tomorrow. need to study a bit more.

Bernd 06/14/2019 (Fri) 04:20:51 [Preview] No.27214 del
norse as in mythology or like scandinavia?

Bernd 06/14/2019 (Fri) 05:47:39 [Preview] No.27215 del
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I tried. I don't know enough about Scandinavian culture to make a good one.

Bernd 06/14/2019 (Fri) 05:51:29 [Preview] No.27217 del
Which one do you want?

Bernd 06/14/2019 (Fri) 05:52:14 [Preview] No.27218 del
Not bad at all.

Bernd 06/14/2019 (Fri) 06:10:19 [Preview] No.27221 del

Bernd 06/14/2019 (Fri) 08:51:38 [Preview] No.27224 del
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Perfected it.

Bernd 06/14/2019 (Fri) 14:46:20 [Preview] No.27237 del
Maybe something about smelly fishes. I mean food ofc.

Bernd 06/14/2019 (Fri) 15:11:03 [Preview] No.27240 del
Both are edible egs de

Bernd 06/14/2019 (Fri) 16:20:17 [Preview] No.27241 del
>Really? You know I didn't create the meme right? just checking
It's still good. Even a little bit of effort counts

>will do, I have exam tomorrow. need to study a bit more.
It's ok if you have to do anything else man. Take your time. We'll be here

I think you mostly got it right. Maybe add some alcohols and sailing to it

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Bernd 06/15/2019 (Sat) 16:40:02 [Preview] No.27275 del
I'm surprised by how much research you did with this one.

Easily one of your best one's OP

Bernd 06/15/2019 (Sat) 18:53:57 [Preview] No.27278 del
I just happen to know some of things, that's all. I didn't even consider this well researches, I'm suprised to your reaction.

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Bernd 06/16/2019 (Sun) 23:04:40 [Preview] No.27301 del
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'Tis better to know a few things than nothing at all my dear OP.


It's actually a little known secret that Byzantium hired people people from Northern Europe to work as personal bodyguards for the emperor due to their height and fighting force. In return for protection, the emperor rewarded them generously with gold (also one of the main reasons why Orthodox Christianity spread across all of Russia).

They came back very wealthy after working for the emperor.


Byzantium was the main reason why Scandinavian and Russian society flourished in their early inceptions.

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Bernd 06/17/2019 (Mon) 04:53:45 [Preview] No.27317 del
In the Turkish Roman Empire they probably learn it in school.

Also Amon Amarth (I'm not convinced he listens it ofc, but how fun things can be learned via metal?):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2PUv9gS2paQ [Embed]

Bernd 06/17/2019 (Mon) 08:15:47 [Preview] No.27322 del
I never listen metal. As for varangian guards I didn't learn it from school but we learn about Turkopoles and Turk mercenaries in ERE.

Actually we're taught Turks done mercenary business almost pretty much everywhere.

Afaik they werent many conversions that way. It's just certain russian knez wanted to adopt it and he was sucessful at it. Afaik supporters of rome still existed, it's just they were not so successful.

Remember though the schism happened in later centuries.

Bernd 06/17/2019 (Mon) 08:28:54 [Preview] No.27323 del
That's norse name for İstanbul if I recall right.

Bernd 06/17/2019 (Mon) 19:25:38 [Preview] No.27348 del
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>It's just certain russian knez wanted to adopt it and he was sucessful at it

Story says that he also considered Islam (from Bulgars) and Judaism (from Khazars) too. It would be fun to see actually, although maybe this is late invention of story to make that more dramatic.

Bernd 06/17/2019 (Mon) 21:04:45 [Preview] No.27359 del
>ah raseya lyubov
oh lovely russia something something. obviously I know what medrese means but cant make the sentence.

t.a-1 russian learner

Bernd 06/17/2019 (Mon) 23:05:54 [Preview] No.27361 del

Oh, Russia, love without answer
Like birches in autumn beauty
You minarets look into the sky
Your medrese look into the soul

I don't know origin of this and too lazy for googling, but it looks like specific trolling verse. Is uses classic Russian folk stylistic (for example, old "краса" instead of "красота" for "beauty"), but the last thing reader expects are Muslim terms. Maybe it is nationalist trolling or such, it doesn't look serious.

Bernd 06/18/2019 (Tue) 05:26:16 [Preview] No.27364 del
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Constantinople, yes.

Bernd 06/18/2019 (Tue) 08:38:02 [Preview] No.27365 del
Should our countries convert to each others religion? I Wonder how would it be? If things go wrong we can always say it's just a prank bro.

Bernd 06/18/2019 (Tue) 12:06:36 [Preview] No.27366 del
Nova roma fam lam

Bernd 06/18/2019 (Tue) 21:36:04 [Preview] No.27394 del
>Should our countries convert to each others religion? I Wonder how would it be? If things go wrong we can always say it's just a prank bro.

Considering that most of Russians (non-minority) are technically atheists nowadays, it wouldn't matter much. But having Muslim Russia 500-1000 years ago would definitely be fun. Christian Turkey... we've seen this in Byzantium times.

Bernd 06/19/2019 (Wed) 11:23:54 [Preview] No.27420 del
>most of Russians (non-minority)
Inshallah the probhet pbuh's ummah will teach you blonde devils the true path.

>>Byzantium times.
Our way of understanding religion is always less hierarchial and centralized. You know the if you drink at night allah doesnt see it logic from tatars, that's how we used to be. Than Selim I replaced this with orthodox islam, imported diehard kurd sunnies from persia and banished many of shia turcomans.

Bernd 06/19/2019 (Wed) 11:33:18 [Preview] No.27421 del
>Russians trying to deal with the no alcohol rule

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Bernd 06/19/2019 (Wed) 15:43:40 [Preview] No.27425 del
It's really nice to see people from completely different countries and histories get together and have polite discussions here. /kc/ truly is great


>Considering that most of Russians (non-minority) are technically atheists nowadays

gommienism tends to do that (see Czech Republic)

Bernd 06/19/2019 (Wed) 17:11:07 [Preview] No.27435 del
Nature always find a way.

Bernd 06/19/2019 (Wed) 20:54:09 [Preview] No.27448 del
>Russians trying to deal with the no alcohol rule

Memes aside, it may be not that bad. Some sources say that average Russian consumed less alcohol than other Europeans in pre-Soviet times.

In USSR times, of course, drinking became a serious problem, but what did you expect from commie times?

too much redpill Bernd 06/19/2019 (Wed) 20:59:09 [Preview] No.27449 del
russians were so poor they coudlnt even drink. no wonder they get rid of tsardom.

Bernd 06/19/2019 (Wed) 21:21:10 [Preview] No.27450 del

A Soviet joke:

Telegram from Siberia to Moscow: "Urgent! Quickly send few trains of vodka. People become sober, now they're asking where is the Tsar."

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