12/23/2019 (Mon) 18:23:42
The french are more intolerable than americans. As much as people joke that americans are insufferably patriotic, the french are at least doubly so, if not more. I once watched a frenchard near literally cum when he ate TINNED french peas whilst simultaneously talking, with his mouth full, about how all other food everywhere else in the world is utter shit. Their entire culture seems based around being smug. I can only say I've really met less than 100 frenchards in my life but every single one was like a broken record, sometimes immediately after saying hello a stream of endless musing about how amazing france is compared to the rest of the world comes like the endless screeching of a burning cat. It's even worse when there is more than one together, they speak in agreement and as if high on the fact someone is agreeing with them start just endlessly speaking over each about france. One time I walked away from two frenchards and came back and they didn't even notice, they had just kept talking. I happened to work with the two on a farm who would regularly be caught sleeping instead of working and throwing things at the animals in their time off. They weren't gay but would shower together (two men btw) in the wash rooms on the farm and apparently one time a fight broke out between the two of them and they wrecked the shower room and tore the door off its' hinges in some sort of savage rage. Also, you really couldn't go to the toilet after them, because not only would they block it but the overpowering smell of garlic was too extreme. I caught one of them just eating raw chopped garlic once whilst he was cooking some lunch, I think they ate a bulb of garlic each a week. Oh and they fucking LOVED McDonalds, some odd obsession with highly processed foods.