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/neko/ #23 - wake up its da sixteenth of da month Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No. 15814 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.16562 del
>>16561
good looking quacamole pidza


Anonymous 05/31/2025 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.16563 del
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Back from the Sexcon.
Went in with a budget of €80 for the trip, came home still having €79.50, even after getting (You)r mum, (You)r aunt and (You)r sister.


Anonymous 05/31/2025 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.16564 del
>>16563
+2 (€)


Anonymous 06/01/2025 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.16565 del
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>>16561
>I went to a con and all I've got is this lousy T-shirt
I guess at least you've got decent pizza :D
>>16564
Naurrrr he got paid allowance from mum, aunt and sister.



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/neko/ #22 - Coldplay - Yellow (with lyrics) edition Anonymous 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No. 14841 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 05/15/2025 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.15811 del
>log onto twitch
>type a single message in tenshi chat
>"hi chad princeton"
yeah she wants me fr fr


Anonymous 05/15/2025 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.15812 del
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@phoebeneko


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.15813 del
>friend showed me his Cowboy Bebop OST vinyls that his fiancΓ©e bought him as a present
>told him I've only seen the movie but I liked it
>almost said "I think Edward is the best character in it"


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.15825 del
>>15813
Spike Spiegel is the best unquestionably.



/neko/ #21 - Gimmickless edition Anonymous 04/15/2025 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No. 14125 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 05/01/2025 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.14839 del
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cute hair


Anonymous 05/01/2025 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.14840 del
I am a fan tbh
leave your comments down below


Anonymous 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.14842 del
https://endchan.net/neko/res/14841.html
https://endchan.net/neko/res/14841.html
https://endchan.net/neko/res/14841.html

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yKNxeF4KMsY [Embed]

And it was all Yellow

Your hairrrrr, oh yeah your hair and brows
Dyed into something beautiful
And you know Brazilian
You know Brazilian


Anonymous 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.14843 del
NEW THREAD THIS IS NOT A DRILL


Anonymous 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.14844 del
>>14843
I know, I made it :)

Please post, it's rude for the thread maker to take first



/neko/ #20 - Merry Christm- April Fools xD GOTTEM edition Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No. 13348 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 04/15/2025 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.14121 del
whos gonna make a new thread


Anonymous 04/15/2025 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.14122 del
>>14121
I don't feel like it, you do it :D


Anonymous 04/15/2025 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.14123 del
>>14122
naooooo


Anonymous 04/15/2025 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.14124 del
a new thread? less likely than you think
we, the neko workers' union, are protesting. I do not cross the picket line and thus I will not be baking.



/neko/ #19 - Unlimited donuts edition Anonymous 03/16/2025 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No. 12650 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 03/31/2025 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.13345 del
>girl
naurrr he used her pronouns correctly


Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.13346 del
this is ryogerms in 2025
xDDDDDDDD APRIL FOOLS


Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.13347 del
Is funky losing it? Vote now :D



/neko/ #18 - Neko Marches On Anonymous 03/01/2025 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No. 12068 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 03/16/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.12644 del
refunding that game
i suck at tetris and I hate the look of those little vermin
time for something more... autistic


Anonymous 03/16/2025 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.12645 del
Hung out with himmler. Haters seething.


Anonymous 03/16/2025 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.12664 del
>>12618
this is stuck in my head now



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Anonymous 02/28/2025 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.12064 del
>>12062
he beat the game TODAY and he's already on other planets?

My FREAKING streamer.


Anonymous 02/28/2025 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.12065 del
>>12063
Yes, I've got the fat joke.
>>12064
Buddy... Pal... SHUT THE FUCK UP IT TOOK ME FOUR HOURS TO DESIGN A WORKING SPACESHIP YOU WILL NOT STEAL MY THUNDER.


Anonymous 02/28/2025 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.12066 del
my streamer could kick your streamer's ass


Anonymous 03/01/2025 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.12067 del
Good morning nekos, we've got a new funky :DDDDDDD



/neko/ #16 - It's February Somewhere edition Anonymous 01/31/2025 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No. 10882 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 02/14/2025 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.11607 del
>>11606
You already know what my opinions are so I don't need to break this niceneko challenge to tell you what I think
I am going over to the bunker for the rest of the night. I just had to go through 14 different captcha pages before it accepted me


Anonymous 02/14/2025 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.11608 del
>work
finished
>dinner
ated
>doter
installed

yep, it's time to instalock pudge, go mid and type CYKA in all chat every time I miss a hook. GAMING.


Anonymous 02/14/2025 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.11609 del
>>11608
gonna stream it because im a lonelyneko on valentinos' day

LIVE LIVE LIVE


Anonymous 02/14/2025 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.11610 del
>>11607
>I just had to go through 14 different captcha pages before it accepted me
This is the worst part, when you post a lot (like you just did) and it starts to give you shitty captchas, not only that but I'm like 99% sure it also doesn't actually want you to do the answers properly, just by consensus or something, because multiple times I have chosen the images that should be accepted and I got rejected and I knew I'd get rejected because the subjects were non-trivial to see.
Basically ITS AWFUL AND BAD I HATE RECAPTCHA I HATE RECAPTCHA I HATE RECAPTCHA


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/neko/ #15 - I'm Out. Nothing Here To Care About. Anonymous 01/15/2025 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No. 9877 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
/rng/ - RedNote General #1

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Anonymous 01/31/2025 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.10876 del
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>>10873
Don't tempt me, I'd be so UwU


Anonymous 01/31/2025 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.10877 del
I am 2 hours into the game now. I fear that this game will be too much for my sheer little heart to handle. So far, the entire plot has been just the thing that pulls my heart strings. We will see what the future holds in store for us


Anonymous 01/31/2025 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.10878 del
>>10874
>Despite the posting issues
Yea those didn't go away for me, you guys don't have to deal with recaptcha being as nasty as I do.
>Despite posting resuming on 'chen
I would post there but I'm not gonna if you guys aren't going to.
>Despite neko literally shitting himself to death (Rest in Peace King)
Here would go a snarky comment but I will be nice and say I hope he recovers quickly that dumbo 😈
>>10876
>that fu advises for others to transition
Crrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinge.


Anonymous 01/31/2025 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.10879 del
>>10878
I am already recovered except for the fact that I still cannot get food down at any impressive capacity
Ate 3 tacos a few days ago (as we were watching GeoWizard) and I just couldn't process it. It was stuck in my stomach and still felt non-metabolised by the morning 10 hours later I had to puke it up to get rid of it
Today, though, I managed to eat 3 small slices of oven pizza. Might attempt to eat a few more during the movie


Anonymous 01/31/2025 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.10880 del
>I would post there but I'm not gonna if you guys aren't going to.
This site is getting on my nerves with how often I am getting "We are getting automatic traffic from your computer/network" limited but this is where you guys have posted by the time I wake up in the afternoon so this is where I post, too



/neko/ #14 - New Year New Neko edition Anonymous 01/01/2025 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No. 9240 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 01/15/2025 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.9875 del
🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨
TODAY IS OFFICIALLY THE 15th OF JANUARY IN ALL NEKOZONES.
I REPEAT:
TODAY IS OFFICIALLY THE 15th OF JANUARY IN ALL NEKOZONES.
NEW THREAD POSTING IS A GO. BAKE AT WILL.
🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨


Anonymous 01/15/2025 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.9876 del
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>>9875
Dumbneko alert 🚨 Odd months only reach their half at NOON, not MIDNIGHT!!
Attaching my newfound RedNotefu.


Anonymous 01/15/2025 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.9879 del
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>>9878
Don't care, won't open the new thread until we're effectively past the halfway point of the month πŸ–•πŸ½


Anonymous 01/15/2025 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.9881 del
>>9876
>Odd months only reach their half at NOON, not MIDNIGHT!!
august, october and december want to have a word with you