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/neko/ #23 - wake up its da sixteenth of da month Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No. 15814
Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No chen usage
5. No skipping meds
6. lurk moar

last thread: https://endchan.net/neko/res/14841.html


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.15816 del
>>15814
NEW THREAD!!!!!

Good morning to the nekos :D
No new toks really so I'll post the new ryo but since you have made the thread ryo I'll also post first funky.
Oh yea I was gonna blogpost, remember when I've said on like monday or tuesday that I'm kinda sick? Well it was mostly uneventful but it is still annoying me till today, thankfully it didn't get much worse and I think I'm in the stage of just getting rid of the last holdouts but I slept for 12 hours today/yesterday lol.


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.15817 del
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>>15816
get well soon funkertron, as neko's resident biologist, I can tell you that more slepeing = more healing, it's as simple as that. Illnesses can't spread whilst you sick, that was patched in years ago.


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.15818 del
>>15817
>that was patched in years ago
I wish, I think it was last year when I caught something so bad I spent ~20/24h in bed. I hate being old…


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.15819 del
since nobody replied to me I assume everyone else agrees that Ed is the best bebop character :3
>>15814
>no rule gimmick
booooo snail


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.15820 del
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>>15819
>snail


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.15821 del
>>15820
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THAT REAL??? HOW DID SHE DO THAT?


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.15822 del
>>15819
Ed is the third best bebop character, the first is Ein, the second is Spike (he is LITERALLY me), and the third is Edward (cute girl).
>booooooo snail
MAKE YOUR OWN THREADS THEN BUDDY. I HEREBY RESIGN AS THREAD MAKER.


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.15823 del
>>15821
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THAT REAL???
(nao falsa)
>HOW DID SHE DO THAT?
She did it by ⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨🫵🏻
Also I like this boni tok.
>>15822
Naurrrrr he got bullied by the bullyneko into resigning. It's over for you buddy.
Also obviously Spike is the best Bebop character (he is LITERALLY me)
Attaching proof: my desktop.


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.15824 del
>>15823
>>15822
>bad opinions
Sorry, you had your chance in the previous thread to voice your disagreements but since we moved on to this philthread, it was locked in stone and we are all Eddies here on neko
>I like this boni tok
me too, buddy. The music is kinda entrancing. I think the dancing is a little stupid but I still like the tok
Almost sent this boni to my friend as I was dragging and pulling it into the post box


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.15826 del
>>15824
>you had your chance in the previous thread to voice your disagreements
Well, check again then buddy.
>I think the dancing is a little stupid
She is not putting her best foot forward but it do not matter.
>Almost sent this boni to my friend
Yea okay buddy you have friends SHUTUP.


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.15827 del
>>15826
>Well, check again then buddy.
Too late, bud. No takesies backsies after you have already written in the new thread. You surrendered your rights after you moved on. I win, you lose. Basically, I am the Chad now. Good luck next rebirth.


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.15828 del
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>>15827
Don't care about your rules. Spike is #1 and I am him.


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.15829 del
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>>15828
Ed is actually #1 and I am him.


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.15830 del
Jirai was like a meme one of you came up with and now its showing up constantly on my feed.


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.15831 del
>>15830
I literally did nothing, the only fus that I know that do/did jirai is nekaythinky and yumenikkis and I definitely didn't tell them to do it.


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.15832 del
>>15831
バカ!!⑨


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.15833 del
nova is legit back on the rebound list and he is behind fictional league characters in order


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.15834 del
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>>15833
Hatewatcher bros... it's our time... to watch Boiler Room (2000)p

Time: Uhhhh when I get home and find a torrent and finish downloading
When: Tonight
Where: Twitch.tv
Why: Vin Diesel kino
How: are you doing?


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.15835 del
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>>15834
>Time: Uhhhh when I get home and find a torrent and finish downloading
That's like regular time or after work time which means like ~10-11pm?
>How: are you doing?
Thanks for asking but I would rather not elaborate (I am still sick). Hope you're well though :D
Also I have learned that tikwm does not provide HD links consistently and that the links for those 720p or 1080p versions are staggered randomly. Which obviously my script is not written to handle well. Which means I will have to rewrite a lot ugh.


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.15836 del
>>15835
After work, closer to 11pm than 10pm methinks.

I'll have a better idea when I'll be back in 2 hours when I'm on the first bus home


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.15837 del
>>15836
Yea dw, I was just asking if it's earlier or later. Anyway I think I'll be coding since I just kinda popped some caffeine and got to work.


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 18:06 [Preview] No.15838 del
>>15837
u gotta get pregnent soon! poggers lets gooo


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.15839 del
>>15838
You okay there buddy? As they say: everyone in your house healthy?


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.15840 del
SHE'S LIVE LIVE LIVE https://www.twitch.tv/japan_asmr CLICK FAST


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.15841 del
>>15840
Ewwwwwww, she's brushing something and breathing into my ear, like get away bitch I can hear your mouth and saliva 🤢


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.15842 del
Just witnessed the most brooootal transmog in history.

On my bus, this pretty, I assume ftmmler, wearing a waistcoat and a regency shirt and dress shoes, like what you'd imagine gay dracula dresses like, pretty well done nails, cute earrings. I'm in love for the 10 minutes we spend on the bus together.

As the bus stops at a red light I see this hulking over 6ft tall creature, it's 5 o'clock shadow contains more facial hair than I can grow normally, eyebrows with the certified neanderthal ridge. It's ancestors were peasant mudfarmers. Wearing an ill fitting, garishly floral long dress. Unshaved legs like a forest.


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 19:53 [Preview] No.15843 del
back home, gonna find a torrent now FAST FAST FAST


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.15844 del
Movie is actually downloading MEGA FAST, AND ACID POSTED??? Life is Wonderful.

I'll start the stream in 10 minutes if I get a single hell yeah in the chat


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.15845 del
>>15844
>he didn't post the Acid
It's over… The Reki has fallen (asleep)


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.15846 del
>>15845
There was no acid and my internet speed has slowed down. 20% in 4 minutes, then 40 more% in the next 15...


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.15848 del


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.15849 del
>>15848
Okay I cannot go out on watching this tok so here's some random polish fu


Anonymous 05/16/2025 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.15850 del
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tenshi just followed this league streamer im watching


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.15851 del
what lesbian joke did I laugh at what are you nekos chatting about???? such wild imaginations on you two


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.15852 del
I remember eating popcorn on the back of the bus...

Good morning to the nekos who appreciate Vin Diesel kino.
Bad morning to the nekos that have more than 2 days and 3 hours watchtime on tenshi's stream.


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.15853 del
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>>15851
>he doesn't even remember the most important part of the movie
Literally this guy HATES watching whatever Mr. Streamer puts on.
It was a joke in the movie, it goes: Why did the feminist cross the road? TO SUCK MY FUCKING DICK AHAHAHAHAHAHA (everyneko laughs and +2s)
>>15852
Good morning fellow Vin Diesel appreciator! :D
I've only got new Aries to post so I'll complement Ari by posting Arie :D
Also blogpost: I've slept really bad because I couldn't fall asleep because of the cough, if I get worse a week after I caught that whatever it is I'm going to freaking go off.
I would post an h264 version but my auto conversion has custom settings that make it crushma videos if they're very low bitrate in the first place. I'm gonna have to fix that too…


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.15854 del
>>15853
I didnt laugh at that joke, bud


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.15855 del
Shrivix finally uploaded, and it's a malecos, and tikwm is still outputting freaking sd toks.

life is terrible...


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.15856 del
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>>15854
I know… That was part of the joke…
Buddy really woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
>>15855
>tikwm is still outputting freaking sd toks
I don't think we're gonna get HDs, if you don't want to do anything special I would just get used to doing:
yt-dlp tiktok.com/@/video/{tiktok_id}
for "best" quality. Also it can return better quality later after tiktok finishes processing the video which genuinely makes me unreasonably angry since it makes everything harder.


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.15857 del
>>15856
>have to do work to get hd toks
its over...


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.15858 del
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>boni qwitter pics are still HD
bonaldinhos, we stay winning


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.15859 del
>>15858
We get it, you're superior to us, stop bragging!!!


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.15860 del
>>15857
Good news is I have to suffer with you neko, since I'm doing very badly rewriting my code so far.
Uhhhh I totally forgot to press new reply, I think I might be losing it.


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.15861 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dly6p4Fu5TE [Embed]

Tokfus grow and toks are releasing
Men go mining, some go scraping
Everyone's got to get an archive
EC, uh (Endchan Cats)
(Endchan Cats)

(Chorus)
Don't be fooled by the gems that I got
I'm still, I'm still Neko from the block
Used to have no kino, now I have a lot
No matter where I post, I know where I came from
(2x)


From lurking the threads to posting shit
To mining hits to scraping to this
Gemmy scripts
I stay grounded as the tiktoks roll in
I'm real, I thought I told ya
I'm real, even in Twitch chat
That's just me
Nothing phony, don't hate on me
What I post is what you see, oh

(Chorus 2x)

I'm in the 'cord like this
Rocking this business
I've grown up so much
I'm in control and loving it
(You)s have got me laughin', kid
I love my life and my public
Put 'fu first and can't forget to stay real
To me it's like postin', yeah


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.15862 del
>>15861
+2 even though you didn't change the last verse too much but it's okay, I like the rest


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.15863 del
>>15862
not much you can change those multiple short-line parts and keeping the sounds similar and I dont like changing the sounds too much because it ends with your brain expecting a sort of sound but your lips having to fight it to produce something completely different in order to accomodate the new lyrics, thats why i usually keep my changes somewhat rhyming to the original. "Headline clips --> Gemmy scripts" for example


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.15864 del
theoretically you could just throw any words in there as long as the syllables match up but then it stops being a parody and more like a creative writing exercise set to an instrumental


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.15865 del
From where I am sitting, reclined, beer in hand, phone endchanposting in the other, in a white plastic chair by a white plastic table, I can see a woman I can't look away from.

She's clad head to toe in a flowing green-yellow dress, looking like something out of a fairy tale. Long blond hair down to the small of her back, braided in the middle. She exudes a sense of grace and elegance, the way she leans into conversation, and turns her head as she laughs.

I hope she doesn't turn around and prove to be an uggo


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.15866 del
>>15863
>>15864
Yea well I don't have any good ideas rn. It doesn't really matter anyway since I don't expect nekoparodies to be on the level of Weird Al or something, it was a good parody :D


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.15867 del
>>15865
>I hope she doesn't turn around and prove to be an uggo
Yea it's a 95+% chance, I think you should just leave before you get disappointed.


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.15868 del
>>15865
>plastic chair by a plastic table
you need to redecorate your kitchen and shouldnt you already know what your wife looks like?


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.15869 del
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the truth is, I am not learning japanese. I have simply watched filthy frank videos on repeat for the last month. I am just about to finish his filmography with listening to the entirety of Pink Season (2017). the only sentence I know is "ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo" and "give me da pussy boss"


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.15870 del
>>15869
Based. Me too my kokujin (nekojin).


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.15871 del
at 21 CEST it starts
I think there will be a youtube link to it like last year and then we just need to find a site to use
nekotube furhaps


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.15872 del
>>15871
your mom, your aunt and your sister all used my nekotube last night.


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.15873 del
>>15872
Your nekotube must feel real sore, my condolences.


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.15874 del
>>15873
yeah it's got connection issues and isnt https certified.


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.15875 del
>>15872
they werent gone for very long so I suggest that you start doing your kegels, neko


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.15876 del
>>15875
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.15877 del
>>15874
https://synctube.nekochen.net/
Works for me it seems? But if nekos have trouble we can obviously choose whatever works for everyone.


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.15878 del
>>15877
>open the site
>a song about a guy feeling horny is playing
GAY ALERT GAY ALERT


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.15879 del
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Look at those powerful shrivix toks. I'm pogged out of my mind.


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:17 [Preview] No.15880 del
>>15879
I am literally not going to watch these, thanks for spending 120mb of your limited data uploading these DUMPASS


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.15881 del
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>>15880
>120mb of your limited data uploading these
I pay for stable network connection so sadly I've wasted nothing besides my CPU time.
But also I haven't watched any of those either so I wouldn't expect for anyone to either.
@amauryposter you're gonna LOVE this one


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.15882 del
wazzup austriajing


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 23:25 [Preview] No.15883 del
I cant believe they gave England one point for every shaggable woman in the country


Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.15884 del
Blud think she KKaty with that one lil fang 💀💀🥀🥀


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.15885 del
Naurrrrrrrrr, I have been at the church and there was this guy that maybe someneko remembers but it doesn't matter, basically he was there a while ago and he was all /fa/ and had a great coat and cool glasses and a bangin haircut.
Well he went full like 5mm shave recently and it's beyond over… I can see his norwood reaper as clear as mine… We're not getting mogged anymore bros…
Anyway good morning to all the good natured nekos :D
I'm probably going to go have a vote soon but first I had to type this post.


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Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.15887 del
>>15886
Sorry Boni Poster, I voted for Adolfeusz Chytreliusz. Your name wasn't even on the ballot.


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.15888 del
Another trips for foxy , slaughtering the opponents, can anyone even keep up?


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.15889 del
Explain this


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.15890 del
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>>15889
They explained it live. You were there, right?


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.15891 del
>>15889
I can give you a very short explanation: the jurors are retarded, and so are most of the voters.


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.15892 del
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>>15889
Most of da nekos love da joos, simple as.


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.15893 del
>>15889
I can give you a very short explanation: the jurors are retarded, and so are most of the voters.


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.15894 del
>>15891
>>15890
>>15892
But those songs are fucking shit, are you telling me it's all political? Gone are the days of ABBA winning on merit?


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.15895 del
>>15891
>>15893
Post so nice he write it twice


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.15896 del
Oh great, my internet cut out and I double posted. I love it.
>>15894
There's literally nothing about this contest that is about merit at this point. I don't think a good song could win anyway because it's aimed at 14-16yo girls and gay people (before you post it, I don't actually think gay people have worse music taste, but 14-16yo girls definitely don't have it refined).
>>15895
Yea I've got connection failed, it's rainy :(


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.15897 del
>menherachan
I don't think you can get those really except from what you've said, even the fu that I thought has one actually just tags needy streamer overload as menhera.


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.15898 del
You.


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.15899 del
>>15897
who is he replying to
>just tags NSO as menhera
the character in that game is called Menhera-chan


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.15900 del
>>15899
Pretty sure catto was asking for this specific cosplay you posted, which is not very common.


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.15901 del
>>15899
>the character in that game is called Menhera-chan
WRONG. This. is. LE WRONG
She is called Ame-chan oopsie (/▽\)


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.15902 del
>>15900
Remember when spoiler-kun spoiled the entire Madoka Magica franchise to all the nekos yesterday just so that we could listen to an unbearable song? Pepperidge Farms remembers


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.15903 del
>>15901
Have you seen the latest 'chen post? I think you like this cos so maybe you'd like another fu posting in the same cos, look fast.


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.15904 del
>latest chen post
I dont feel like turning on my vpn so no, I haven't b( ̄▽ ̄)d >>15903


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.15905 del
>>15902
Of course I freaking remember, and now all of the spoilers are flooding back into my memory and the whole movie will be ruined (when it eventually releases)
He literally committed a crime against nekokind.
>>15904
>couldn't bait him into looking at a snoojak tok
It's over (nao falsa) (I won't post it here that would be too much)


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.15906 del
>>15899
I wanted a Kagome Crestok because we love the semites but I couldn't think of any fu that wouldn't get me negged at for posting :)


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.15907 del
>>15906
>neko is so shy and meek he blushes and kicks his feet in the air when he gets negged at on neko
naurrrrrr little femboyneko naurrrr


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.15908 del
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i look like this


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.15909 del
I look like this


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.15910 del
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I look like this


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.15911 del
>>15909
boys look like THIS???


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.15912 del
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>>15911
We do!! :3 And you can look like it too koneko... you just have to wish it really hard and it'll come true ^_^


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.15913 del
is today the bgc election to decide who the new sunday bgc president is?


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.15914 del
I always type exasperate when I mean exacerbate. fuck my esl baka life


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.15915 del
>>15914
Sorry I don't know what either of those words mean. Speak simple english when talking to me.


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.15916 del
>>15915
exasperate = dunno
exacerbate = make worse than it already is


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.15917 del
>>15913
no thats next academic year buster.

I am so socially and mentally drained, no one man should have 10 hours of BGC, the clocks ticking i just count the hour


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 21:35 [Preview] No.15918 del
>>15917
>no one man should have 10 hours of BGC
buddy nobody is forcing you to be there
you can just walk out whenever you want. I do this all the time at social events


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.15919 del
>>15918
I'm loving every minute of it Jerry. I even spent an additional 40 minutes hanging out at mcdonalds with some people because I was waiting for my bus (that was the cope excuse which whilst true, the real reason was I wanted to hang out more).

Apparently, he, during covid, had a cosplay tiktok account. There is a non zero percent chance I saw his toks back then and didn't scroop, it is so fucking over.

>nobody is forcing you to be there
I am :)
It's fun enough that the mental fatigue from it all is worth it. I don't understand how normans can do this shit every day though, socialisation is a fucking energy killer, they are SICK in the HEAD.

Cute they/themmler had their foot resting against my leg for like 5 minutes whilst we were board gaming, life is bliss, eventually they noticed and moved their foot, but for those 5 minutes, pogchamp we were so in boys.

i NEED an AI sexbot catgirl girlfriend, I am so fucking lonely.


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.15920 del
Man these people took my 'chive from me then they banned my tok account
I got so much parodies in me got no way to write em out
Think I'm stuck in the Shadowbin where the fucks my replies
Yes I am a cuck I like when cavies post on my board
The shit that I'm posting on neko they telling me hey dont say that
How nekkas can't see me in 'chen I'm posting a all kay megapack
With all of the money and fame I still can't get my 'fu back
With all of the money and fame I still don't get my 'fu's snapchat
Nekkas see my blogposts but they dont see how I be feeling
So I became a floppa yeah I'm the vilaaaaaaaaaain


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.15921 del
>>15920
I CAN'T GET THIS FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD.

Why is the best thing Kanye has released in years a dumb joke song where he sings "nigga heil hitler" completely unironically?

🎶 Yes I am a cuck I like when people fuck on my bitch 🎶

kanye...


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.15922 del
>>15919
>he
>with some people
does not compute. my mental processes will now shut down.


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.15923 del
>>15920
NEKKA HEIL THINKLER
NEKKA HEIL THINKLER
+2


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.15924 del
>>15922
I've stopped calling Himmler, Himmler because it's a pretty bad nickname, so the "He" I'm referring to is him.

People includes him and so more.


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.15925 del
>>15924
then you need to capitalize the "He" so we can discern it from the pronoun, he, nekka
or like michael jackson would say, He he


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.15926 del
>>15925
I should give him a nicer nickname maybe.


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.15927 del
>>15926
Megatron Ultimate Murder


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.15928 del
(9.59 MB 1080x1920 7476960509120580886.mp4)
>neg that Emory can't lipsync
>minutes later she posts a new set
>share a cute Rezzi this noon
>minutes later she goes topless on the 'gram
NORAFORN FURSUIT NORAFORN FURSUIT I'M MANIFESTING IT IT'LL COME TRUE PLEASE


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.15929 del
>cant believe she posted this tok and still hasnt deleted it
thats kinda fucked up, i hope the cave doesnt get their hands on it


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.15930 del
>>15928
If you believe that is Rezzi's real chest, I've got a bridge to sell you. Highly edited image of her wearing a FAKE BODY chest.


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.15931 del
>>15928
>topless on the 'gram
she is so fucking flat that their moderation algo thinks she actually is a boy thats so funny
NORA FURSUIT PLEASE IM BEGGING


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.15932 del
>>15931
>he also thinks its real
I'm surrounded by midwits who thought Iceland's song wasn't the best at this years eurovision...


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.15933 del
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>>15929
There's a third one now? Nooo, his fus are doing midtosis 😔


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.15934 del
to be honest, now that I think about it... having the pic NOT get taken down must be like grade A gender reäffirming material for an ftm transgender since that means the algo actually does think youre a boy and since it doesnt get taken down, everyone else will subconsciously also think so
she has cracked the fucking code. powerful....


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.15935 del
>>15933
>midtosis
He he +2


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.15936 del
>go to a tokfus linktree
>click the twitch link
>10 out of 10 times its the fucking mobile web version
of course it is


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:21 [Preview] No.15937 del
>>15933
midtosis haha xD
>>15927
that is also mean :/
I shrimply refuse to give mean nicknames to people I like, so I have to change all the nicknames except for King Autismal, who I haven't seen at BGC Sundays for 3 weeks and it's been actual bliss. Today was the firts time since January that we didn't have people complaining about the games after the session...


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.15938 del
>>15937
>that is also mean :/
how is that MEAN??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.15939 del
>>15938
Megatron = Megatrans


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.15940 del
>>15939
reading too much into it
that name sounded cool as fuck


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:28 [Preview] No.15941 del
>>15940
>cool as fuck
yeah he is :)


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:34 [Preview] No.15942 del
>>15941
not without a name like Death Bringer Colossal Thunderstrike


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.15943 del
gonna name my first son "Gauss Cannon Son of Cain"


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.15944 del
>>15943
>>15942
you guys should never be allowed to name anything, I can tell you both think "Phil" is hilarious, thats how bad your names are


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:52 [Preview] No.15946 del
>>15945
I LOVE THIS BONI
I LOVE DEVIL RANCH
I LOVE DESIGNER TO HOLD UP MY PANTS

YA YA YA YA
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A ROLLY ROLLY


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.15947 del
>>15946
I love every Scaramouche boni (✿◠‿◠)


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.15948 del
>>15947
Scaramouche is like the best boy cos, I remember when Roods would cosplay him, I liked that era of Genshit. too bad people don't fw the character anymore after you know what happened with the VA, but I think he's cute.

boy cos>>>>


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:58 [Preview] No.15949 del
>>15948
>people don't fw the character anymore after you know what happened with the VA
you drop these nuggets of reference like any other neko has ever cared about genshin before
I only pretend to know about it cus my friend plays it. I tell her "oh, ive seen that character before" when she shows me her mains and Ive seen boni cosplay them


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:58 [Preview] No.15950 del
>new acid
>it's a boy cos
>isnt available in HD
i hate tiktok, trump, triple the tariffs on chyna until they fix their website


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:58 [Preview] No.15951 del
>>15949
>like any other neko has ever cared about genshin before
poorly conveyed, I mean as if any other neko has cared enough about genshin to be in-the-know about drama regarding it


Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.15952 del
>>15949
truth nvke: I just made the shit about the VA up


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 00:00 [Preview] No.15953 del
>>15952
trvth tsvnami: you probably watched a 15 minute yaptok from the girl that tried to cancel apple where she discussed how the va for scaramouche is "problematic"


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.15954 del
>>15953
I remember siba's name because she was uggo as fuck with a fat jew nose. and then got cancelled herself 3 months later. oh the ironing.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 00:17 [Preview] No.15955 del
chugging 1 litre before bed so i wake up hard as a rock and get out of bed at a normal hour


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.15956 del
>>15950
I went through all of the videos that I have and they're all in 1080p, which means there's (most probably) a 1080p version on their servers they just refuse to release even the encoded version. This is literally worse than annoying.
Also good morning nekos :D


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.15957 del
it didnt work


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.15958 del
good morning nekos, life is wonderful, today is the first day of the rest of my life, im gonna do nothing but good things from here on out, just pure positivitymaxxing,

I'm gonna clean my room AND make my bed.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.15959 del
>>15958
>didn't say anything about taking a shower or washing his peepee
Well, maybe you'll be able to get off on the right foot tomorrow, today is shot.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.15960 del
>>15958
>Didn't say anything about doing 300 pushups, 200 situps and 50 pull ups
Enjoy not feeling good for the rest of your life as your body wilts like a flower in a drought


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.15961 del
my head is too noisy I CAN'T STOP THINKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.15962 del
>>15961
Ladies and gentlemen, a real thinkler.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.15963 del
>>15959
I just took a shower, and my PP gets washed daily with how much your mother, aunt and sister be squirting on it. I feel disgusted having written that
>>15960
I don't think I could do 300 pushups in a day unless I really space them out. The most I've ever done in one time period is 93 and my arms were dead. I will wilt away, it's over for me, my punishment for not investing in the nekoSocks & nekoPants 500


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.15964 del
>>15963
How is your daily working out schedule going? I think you said that you had started that like 2 months ago or something


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.15965 del
>>15964
Started 2 months ago, stopped doing it about 1 month and 3 weeks ago, as expected. I am really bad at keeping to a schedule. THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT.

It's why I don't blogpost about weight loss type of shit anymore, none of you want to read the 38th time I say woah my weight has gone down, and then it goes back up again within 2 weeks. It's a boring story. I'll actually post about it when I make serious progress, so, maybe never, maybe next month :D


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.15966 del
>>15960
Literally no neko has ever made 50 pull ups in a row and never will.
There's barely any nekos that can do 50 pull ups in a day.
>>15963
>your mother, aunt and sister be squirting on it
And I feel disgusted by you thinking that you wouldn't have to wash yourself after that.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.15967 del
>>15966
>Literally no neko has ever made 50 pull ups in a row and never will.
You are dyel if you think it was ever about 50 in a row
I can do 50 per day, no sweat. I cannot do 50 in a row even closely


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.15968 del
>>15965
That's why you do an app, show it and then we bully you if you start gaining wait :D
>>15967
Yes, and the "started the day" is not a fucking context you clown, you start the day, you do 300 pushups 200 situps and 50 pullups "throughout the day" that's how it works in that context how do you MISS THE CONTEXT EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU POST


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.15969 del
>>15968
>started the day
can you point to where this is said, mr crazy neko? you INVENTED THIS QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>throughout the day
OF COURSE, YOU STARTED TALKING ABOUT DOING 50 IN A ROW OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! LOONEY TUNES NEKO!!!!!!


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.15970 del
>unfortunately my brain doesnt care about the nekos bullying me
it only turns him on \(〇_o)/


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.15971 del
>>15968
If bullying me for gaining wait worked, I wouldn't be fat, unfortunately my brain just doesnt seem to care about the nekos bullying me for it, I need to change in my own head to succeed in wait loss.
>>15969
>looney tunes neko
I would fuck jessica rabbit, anyneko else??
>>15970
NO. THIS FALSO. THIS FALSO.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.15972 del
>>15969
It is literally the easiest context to pull out of his post unless you actually think that his post about starting the day right is actually about well actually his whole day.
>OU STARTED TALKING ABOUT DOING 50 IN A ROW OUT OF NOWHERE
No, it is the most reasonable interpretation of saying 50 pull ups unless you specify that it's not in one series.
Nobody and I literally mean nobody says I've done 300 pushups and then doesn't specify that they've done it not in one series.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.15973 del
>>15972
>is actually about well actually his whole day.
>of the rest of my life, im gonna do nothing but good things from here on out
his wording implies a long-lasting thing, not a "im going to do right in this moment and just this moment"
boomed. dumpass. give up cus you are stupid and probably a dyel
also
>300 pushups
none of us can do 300 in one set (or even close) and you didnt react to this either. these are numbers of pushups, situps and pullups that one can be expected to work on throughout the day for someone of our strengths and conditions. its easy for anybody to see
dont @ me anymore, dyel boy


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.15974 del
>real time liveposting


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.15975 del
>>15973
Well then why did you imply that he has to do the 50 pullups during today? Maybe he can do them for the rest of his life, since it's so long lasting, he's got like 30 years, I think he can do 300 pushups and 50 pullups at a pace of 1.66 pullup per year and like 1 pushup per month that's gonna be easy.
>none of us can do 300 in one set (or even close) and you didnt react to this either.
Because that's the most achieveable out of all of them, I've pointed out the least achieveable OBVIOUSLY.
Actual dyel in here is only you because you don't even work out.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.15976 del
>Maybe he can do them for the rest of his life, since it's so long lasting
Yeah, sure. But he still didn't write anything about it so it wont happen THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are AUTISTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also its about what is more reasonably able to be assumed is a realistic goal. 300 pushups and 50 pullups in one set? unreasonable. assuming someone will spent the rest of their life completing 300 pushups and 50 pullups? laughably unreasonable as a goal. in one day? that is a reasonable goal that is both attainable but also not too ludicrous


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.15977 del
>>15976
Except it doesn't make any sense either because there are people that would do that in a week and feel like it's a good workout, you literally are just making up "reasonable" timeframes because instead of specifying I took you at your word and suddenly when I make up some timeframe that you don't like it's HURP DURP UNREASONABLE.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.15978 del
>there are people that would do that in a week and feel like it's a good workout
I do not regard these "people" are existing, nor do I care for their dyel opinions
>I took you at your word
you invented words like "started the day" and put it in quotes to make it look real yet the only results in this thread for that quote is your post and then me calling you out for them twice!!!!!!!!


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.15979 del
i'll just download an app :D

you guys can stop arguing now


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.15980 del
>>15979
When I was tracking I used some funny app off of FDroid store called STAR-Weight. Anyway just a suggestion since probably most of them are infested with ads or something stupid while this is free and works.
Also I've hit my PR pullups so I'm done.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.15981 del
>>15979
he is doing it... our rehearsed arguing spree has finally, out of the 150 times we have tried this theatrical spiel, managed to convince him to work out. we are so back


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.15982 del
(1.14 MB 497x280 fpandbp.gif)
>>15981
>we are so back


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.15983 del
business idea: making a post on the endchan meta board asking if its possible to fix the liveposting so they dont become esoteric word salads when more than 1 person is typing (even sometimes when only 1 person is typing)


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.15984 del
>>15983
I think the underlying issue is somewhere in the code where more than 2 people liveposting can be seen at once (as in there's a third person that can watch the box or there's 3 or more people at once typing)
Tbh who knows, it doesn't hurt to ask the admin to see if he cares.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.15985 del
>>15983
I'm pretty sure we are the only board that has multiple people typing at once, endchan is a slowhole and neko is for speedsters.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.15986 del
tried to make a new landfill board called burmanews board title Burmese News but "login session expired" good job g-string min


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.15987 del
>>15986
I think he would actually respond or even post about board creation if he fixed it. Seems like… Well he just didn't.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.15988 del
>>15987
when I nekocomplained about it, he said he'd fix it but he's busy. I also just straight up asked HIM to make a new board and give one of us admin powers on it, but that too is too much work.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.15989 del
>>15988
I genuinely have 0 idea if (well assuming it was him) he wasn't just trolling you or something, it was pretty strange.
Lemme check the guca fork, well he hasn't done anything big on it since May 1st, he did a quick hotfix for the tikwm situation but other than that nothing. So I guess it is too much work.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.15990 del
>>15989
>Lemme check the guca fork
fatneko be like "Lemme check the donut fork" naurrrr gottem how will he respond???????????????????!???????????????????????????ifyoureadthisyouwillget10yearsofbadluckunlessyourepostthisto7otherboards?????????????????????


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.15991 del
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Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.15992 del
>>15990
>how will he respond?
By eating another 48 donuts to get some stress off :D


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.15993 del
You actually need to type at the same time for it to go bananas I've just tried to do it separately in 2 browsers and it just only kinda worked.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.15994 del
sometimes it wigs out even when youre just typing solo cus it doesnt transmit a "tick" at the correct time and then starts overlapping letters instead of having them in order
think of it like if you lag or something like that


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.15995 del
YOU WILL HAVE 8 YEARS OF GOOD LUCK AND 10% S&P500 GROWTH

>now read the pic


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.15996 del
>>15995
>now read the pic
Perhaps I will not. What then?


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.15997 del
>>15996
bone hurting juice


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.15998 del
>>15997
Bone cannot hurt me, since she's way over in latam and I'm here in glorious first world europe (nao falsa)


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.15999 del
based on the original definition, I am third world


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.16000 del
>>15999
Yea okay buddy, then I am 5th world.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.16001 del
>Almost half of Britons feel like 'strangers in their own country'
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien, I'm an Englishman in London


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.16002 del
>>16001
It is a good song though.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.16003 del
>>16000
you are part of the 2nd world, actually


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.16004 del
>>16003
Yea, then how is my GDP per capita half of yours huh? Explain that smarty pants.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.16005 del
>>16004
because your number is lower than our number, duh


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.16006 del
like, think about it for a second. we have 3 worlds to get resources from to make money, you only have 2. of course we have more cash


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.16007 del
pretty little flowers
I wait for hours


what DID she mean by this??


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.16008 del
>>16007
She wants you so bad?


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.16009 del
>>16008
nobody wants me so bad, the people at BGC merely tolerate me, the nekos laugh at me, even my mom, my aunt and my sister dont like me...


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.16010 del
>>16009
>the nekos laugh at me
Okay, who told him about the secret discord where we make fun of him?


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.16011 del
the word for glasses (oculars) in japanese sounds like mega nigga


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.16012 del
>>16011
I've got some mega niggas on my face right freaking now.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.16013 del
>>16012
he's letting mega niggas sit on his face.... allegationsbros?


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.16014 del
>>16013
First of all, it would be way funnier if you've said "not beating the thug allegations", second of all I didn't have a second point, I thought I did when I started the post but now that I think about it I don't.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.16015 del
ALERT ALL THINKLERS! ALERT ALL THINKLERS!!!!
CANTHINKY HAS DEACTIVATED HER ACCOUNT, CODE RED!
SHE ALSO HAS DELETED ALL OF HER POSTS ON THE INSTAGRAM!
Actually she posted a goodbye story there, she might be leaving or something I dunno.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.16016 del
>>16015
>thinkler going awol
damn....... anyways, new bonitok. need it or keep it?


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.16017 del
>>16016
I like the song, I hate the filter with a passion, the cos is kinda cute, overall it's a hard sell but I don't hate it.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.16018 del
>>16017
ngl I think lou mogged her in that tok. rare but it happens


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.16019 del
>>16018
I will spoiler it because it's mean but I think lou is basically clapped and she just cannot mog boni ever so I wouldn't agree.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.16020 del
>>16015
>like my predecessor before me
what did she mean by this


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.16021 del
>>16019
i mean its true but i think she danced in a way that i found more interesting / well fitting the song


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.16022 del
>>16020
Uhhhhh, the only image left on her insta is her with crimmy so my best guess would be crimmy? But I genuinely have no idea other than that.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.16023 del
>>16015
I saw the stories she posted about 10 minutes before this one, basically some guy that used to be a major paypig for her has been going around to every cosplayer that follows her lying that she's a racist bully and offering 'proof', said paypig was a guy in his mid 20s who had a girlfriend and would send selfies to thinkler all the time and basically try to badly groom her?

there's probably a lot of context I'm missing and I doubt this is that big of a deal to her, just the straw that broke the camels back. this is good though, now I can post thinkler in peace since the cavies will stop


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.16024 del
>>16023
>be her biggest paypig
>pay for (what I am assuming is) alt-right call signs like her heiling and stuff
>send that to her cosplay friends
HAHAHAHAHAHA its so unbelievable that I believe it
thats funny as fuck imo


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.16025 del
>>16024
Pretty sure he was paying for other stuff too, I imagine once she stopped sending him lewd pictures or pictures of his feet, he snapped and turned Judas on her. Why else would he pull a 180?


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.16026 del
I wonder how the cave is reacting to their literal goddess metaphorically dying in front of them
buuuut I do not care enough to unblock that site in hosts


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.16027 del
>>16026
As one of the most prolific posters there, I can tell you it's like the fucking apocalypse. Alley cats throwing shit at each other, some guy has carved the words "KAY I LOVE YOU" into his forearm, transmin posted a 3 minute long voice recording of him crying and screaming like a raptor, total floppa meltdown, and the Emory chads are laughing at them all


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.16028 del
>>16027
its literally the heilocaust..... the shoah....
im genuinely surprised they hadnt moved on from her already


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.16029 del
>>16028
>moving on from a literal divine being
Never. Attaching a kay tok, sending out heils of respect for my 'fu.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.16030 del
>>16023
>now I can post thinkler in peace since the cavies will stop
I'd give it a month or two before the news solidify, they'll probably stop posting her by then too.
>paypig
I mean she probably had way more schizos going after her than just this one guy but yea I think your assessment of the straw is accurate. Or it could've been something else, either or she cracked.
>>16026
>I wonder how the cave is reacting
I could go on there and check but genuinely I feel like reposting their posts here would be very unnekolike. I would rather imagine it's like this: >>16027


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.16031 del
>made a post that there was gonna be nothing but good things from here on out
>thinkler deletes hours later
Yep, I'm thinking that is TRUTHPILLED AND FACTUAL.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.16032 del
THE MOTHERFRICKING AY PEE ROSE FROM THE GRAVE TO PUT DOWN THINKLER
I HATE THE AP I HATE THE AP I HATE THE AP
It is way too funny too me, unreasonably so.
I SAW THE POST IT WAS IN MY REALTIME BOX I SAW IT I SAW IT


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.16033 del
>>16031
THE AP WON THE AP WON THE AP WON THE AP WON THE AP WON


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.16034 del
>>16031
holy fuck life is beautiful i will say it this time and this time only
first her patreon, now her accounts. the AP hit squad managed to finally cancel her. it only took being a top donator and to rat his way into her inner circle over the course of 2 years but it finally paid off. FUCK YES. SIEG NEKKA!


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.16035 del
the neko meetup is real :O


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.16036 del
>>16032
>>16033
>>16034
guys stop joking around, I already have to look over my shoulder everytime I go outside, afraid some Cavie is gonna try and stab me for the Kaytreon incident, if you blame me for her deleting they'll actually kill me what the spruce


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.16037 del
>>16036
No cavie reads endchan, you're safe buddy. From them, you better be afraid I'm gonna noyf ya (I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE).


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.16038 del
This is all my fault. I saw how my thoughts towards Emory and Rezzi were materializing into real things, and I wanted more.
Yesterday before bed I stood tall, raised my arm and proclaimed how much I care for her - ,,I stand with the Kay Kay Kay!'' o algo along that. I knew something would happen this morning, but nothing of this sort. And now just like TikTok API, I must un-HD myself. Have a good night.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.16039 del
>>16038
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR LETTERS
yesterday I saw one of your 's' looking weird as fuck, it was all blocky and straight-lined and now the I in "API" is slashed WHAT


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.16040 del
>>16039
ḧé ôŕḍęŕś ḩiś ĺëţţëṛś ćüṣţóm


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.16041 del
important, lifechanging blogpost, if you can only read one blogpost this year, make it THIS ONE.

remember a few weeks back when I said I needed to send off some old certificates of exam results for my degree? I asked mum, because I was 95% sure she had them, she said "No, I definitely gave them to you". So I searched my entire room, nothing, the very first box I look in, inside mum's room has everything I was looking for. Women be shopping nekos, women be shopping.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.16042 del
>>16041
Tbh I have learned to just ignore and check anyway, at least if it's important.
Thankfully when it comes to documents my mom is more organized than me and I have barely any.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.16043 del
yoe biden you have 1 yil


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.16044 del
>>16043
I think he might have less than 1 yil at this point, what was it, prostate into marrow cancer? Yea I think it's joever.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.16045 del
>>16043
>Biden is gonna die just before the tariffs pay off and America becomes rich and powerful again
Sad! Sleepy.Joe had to take a nap right before the eurovision results came in.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.16046 del
>>16045
>Die right before the country falls to ruin
So zased. "Not my problem," as they say


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.16047 del
I havent spoken english out loud in like two weeks
soon I wont be able to and then I will sound too stupid to ever complete RE1 on stream


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.16048 del
>>16047
You haven't streamed in months..


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.16050 del
>>16048
this is the reason behind my vocal english proficiency deteriorating and my poor ability to speak english is also the reason why I cant stream


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 19:16 [Preview] No.16051 del
>>16050
Excuses excuses. Being unable to speak properly never stopped Chazington from streaming


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.16052 del
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@donutneko look at this funny image


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.16053 del
>>16052
Me on the far right


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.16054 del
>>16051
naurrrr


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.16055 del
>>16053
>Me on the far right
This nekka definitely posts Kay, nekka heil thinkler (RIP) (F) (gone too soon)


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.16056 del
>new acid
>but tigtog is stuck in SD only
life is terrible


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.16057 del
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>>16056
This is literal robbery.
Btw it's been like what, 24 hours and this is the best quality available for that other tok.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.16058 del
>>16057
slowly, gently, this is how a tok is downloaded...


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 20:48 [Preview] No.16059 del
>>16057
oh no, the blurry tok is standard definition instead of high definition, I cant appreciate the blur!!!!!!


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.16060 del


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.16061 del
>>16059
the blur is an artistic choice, you wouldnt get it because your 'fu only has autistic choices.


Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.16062 del
i remember the time back when I found out about /r/jailbait and the girls posted on there were older than i was


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.16063 del
dreamt that i was thinning and balding, massively


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.16064 del
hatsune miku is real?!?!?!?

good morning nekos


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.16065 del
The neko has fallen… No more canthinky… No more posts… No more good mornings…
Oh yea also good morning nekos I hope you have a good day :D
>>16063
>thinning and balding, massively
He dreamt of being like me, how cute :D

I was just watching the newest saya and holy moly if it isn't butchered by SD compression. I don't even want to post it tbh.


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.16066 del
I triple platinum plus subscribed to Amaury's top patreon tier and there's no pictures of her cat??? It's just her in suggestive poses? I've been SCAMMED. Jay Oma, will you help me sue?


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.16067 del
>>16064
Good morning!
Looks fun, now that I think about it I have never done any skiing in my life. I should probably do that one day before I get too old to do it.
But first I gotta do this 😎


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.16068 del
>>16067
I look like this and I do this
>never done any skiining
I had a school trip for a day when I was a kiddo, we went to a fake ski mountain, so I've done a very small amount of skiing, don't think I got to do any snowboarding, and of course it wasn't real snow it was turf that is designed to be like snow.


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.16069 del
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>>16068
Well, there are actual mountains and resorts and stuff in my country, it's just that it would be pretty expensive and for sure I wouldn't be able to afford it as a youngin (for reasons).
But yea, the best I could do is ice skating, I did some long time ago but also haven't done any since I've been an adult. Maybe I'm just literally dull and stupid at this point.
Oh look a new Ari.


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.16070 del
UK and EU just signed a new trade deal, I'm a European Neko again :D

#claude play Ode to Joy


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.16071 del
>>16070
Let's freaking goooooooooo.
>the easing on the visa travel only applies to 18-30yo
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, it's over for the elderly neko.


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.16072 del
just did some manual labour and then some manual mechanical labour (i went to the tip and i also fixed a broken light in my car)
so you can say that i am the manliest neko on neko, furhaps.


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.16073 del
>>16072
What about that neko that has a job? Does that not count as manual labour?


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.16074 del
>>16073
When was the last time he jobbed? I jobbed about an hour ago so I might be more recent i.e. more manly (there can only be one)


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.16075 del
>>16074
Yea but that's a very ephemeral title since you're going to lose it this evening at that rate.


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.16076 del
>>16075
Then so be it. Until then, I am manneko.


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.16077 del
I love the colour green so fucking much, bros
I am literally the thing :| thing, japan :D meme but with green things
genuinely, if I see a woman wearing green, I start dreaming about marrying her. she could be mid and it will still happen due to the green-effect buffing all of her stats


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.16078 del
>>16077
Do NOT tell this neko about mantis rule34.
I would say I've got a similar effect when I see a woman in a proper one-piece dress, I really like those.


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.16079 del
2 and a half hours until I'm free from work until June


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.16080 del
>>16079
UP SIDE DOWN
BOY YOU TURN ME
IN SIDE OUT
AND ROUND AND ROUND


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.16081 del
>>16079
just go home early lol. what is bossman gonna do, tell you to not come in to work cus he is mad at you?


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.16082 del
My govt. just passed a law making it illegal to buy pornographic customs from people online
you can still buy porn but if you "direct" them how to do it (i.e., tell them to masturbate in a video and send that) you can go to prison
imported american chastity panic.
it's going to be hard to police and follow through with but apparently it will make banks less likely to allow business with sites that allow it (like patreon, onlyfans etc) and then swedish people that sell that type of content will either have to stop, move abroad or start selling sex on the street again. I really couldnt care which way if someone wants to sell videos of their tits or dicks but I really struggle to see a single benefit to society with a law like this except the puritanian perspective


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.16083 del
>If a person, in relationship with the pornographic creator, lives in the same shared residence with the model, even without taking part of the income, they can be charged with pimping.
>If a landlord (God's blessing upon them) rents out a residence to a pornographic creator, they can be charged with pimping for allowing the residence be used as the location of sex sales
Take me out of this timeline. These are laws that normal people come up with. These are laws that people come up with to soothe the minds of people with moral panic and to make it look like they're doing something despite increasing equity gaps, rising housing prices, electricity prices, food prices, failure to meet environmental goals and increasing ang violence
I live in the third world. Even Brazil wouldn't think about a law this ridiculous


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.16084 del
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>>16082
>>16083
Lmao how is that even a thing, dumbass unenforceable laws that just make it harder on some random broads.
I can at least see some reason when the dumbasses try to limit the access to porn for minors (even if it's obviously going to be misused or not done well enough to amount to much), but this just doesn't make much sense.
It's like if someone asked a chud to draft a law and it just passed, are you sure you're not under an alt-right regime buddy?


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.16085 del
>>16084
>try to limit the access to porn for minors
This has nothing to do with the porn itself, it's just about the purchasing of custom porn. If a company pays you to shove a stick up your ass, that's fine. If Sven pays you to? Off to jail, both of you.
With this being a crime now, police is allowed to suspect anyone that owns pornographic material. How could they know you haven't paid for it, huh? Coupled with another law that allows for electronic surveillance when you are suspected of a crime with at least 2 years of prison on the scale, they can now listen in on everything that you're doing just because they suspect you of.... paying someone to use their feet on a dildo
I can't believe this country sometimes.
One chick (OF pornographer) was interviewed in one of the newspapers and she said that she is considering moving abroad but that most of the people that she asked, as well as when she contacted the biggest (translation will be rough here, I am ESL) Sex Workers Union(?), apparently most of the people they had talked with as well had said that they would start selling on the street with the minority (and almost all of the remaining answers) considering moving, too.

>One of the parties preaches for a much further reaching implementation of the law. They also want to forbid paid subscriptions to public OnlyFans feeds, as they consider these an expression of male violence

To clarify, the sale of customs isn't being criminalized – it's legal just as selling sex is – it's the purchase of it that is now made illegal, just like buying sex. Though, this just means that their income source is being made illegal and therefore they cannot make money unless their clientelle is international

There is a lot to talk about on this topic but I think I will stop this post here. It will just spiral into meaningless legal and political talk of which I am the only person in the country where it might be interesting to discuss


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.16086 del
>>16805
Maybe you should've not been named Sven, ever thought of that?
>the whole post
This literally sounds like parody, as in I would believe that if someone tried to literally kill onlyfans/internet sex work in your country as a business or if someone was trying to make a catch all law to entrap males that have any porn on any device.
It literally sounds like someone is making up retarded horseshoe theory analogy between far right and far left, and if I didn't just believe you're most probably not pulling my leg I would definitely be in disbelief.
>as they consider these an expression of male violence
Golden quote. I'm dying from laughter here nao falsa XD


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 18:11 [Preview] No.16087 del
>>16086
The fun part about the horseshoe theory mention is that both far right and far left voted for this (in reality, every single party except one did from what I read, though the golden quote comes from the legal policy spokesperson from the party that voted no (I havent checked the numbers, I just accepted this statement as fact))

I missed one thing in my previous post that was mentioned in the post before it but might've gotten lost inbetween. People can still sell, nobody can buy and the sites that host it or facilitate it can be charged with pimping meaning that it's not just "losing their swedish customer base", it's being kicked off of the sites completely in order for the companies not to end up in legal trouble


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.16088 del
>>16087
>the sites completely in order for the companies not to end up in legal trouble
Well, you can always just host your own OF clone site as a singular svidish creator :^)
But yea I've got it, basically it kills the industry as a whole. Funny, in a "wtf are these retards in power doing?" kind of way.


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 18:16 [Preview] No.16089 del
>>16088
Yeah. It's almost getting to the point where typing "Sweden Super Power 2030" is fun in the same way as typing "India Super Power 2030" is


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 18:22 [Preview] No.16090 del
>>16089
YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BLOOD YOU NEVER DISRESPACT THE COUNTRY BLOOD AGAIN BLOODY
Don't worry, worst case scenario you can come to Jaśków, Szczebrzyszyn, I'll hide you at the attic or something


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.16091 del
>>16090
That does NOT sound like a real place, you cannot fool me. Too many consonants means it doesn't exist. YOU TRICKSTER!!!
Guess I will have to move to Poland if I want to keep selling my custom content where I recreate famous toks in Genshin Cosplays (without the pants)...


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.16092 del
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>the one party that voted no only did so because they want a total ban on live porn or freelance porn
ok that makes sense as to why they said the golden quote but voted no
DONT BAN ME NOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.16093 del
>>16091
Well, one doesn't exist anymore (former territory, now in Belarus), the other is a real village, but it's really not hard to find stupid names that would be impossible for you to pronounce. Like Piotrków Kujawski, Wierzchosławice, Jabłonowo Pomorskie, Boguchwały etc. (that was me just scrolling randomly on the map, yes those are all real places that I can pronounce).
>my custom content where I recreate famous toks in Genshin Cosplays
WAIT A SECOND IS THAT REAL? AND I HAVEN'T KNOWN ABOUT IT? WHERE IS THE BONIPOSTER OF LEAK???????


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.16094 del
>>16093
>WHERE IS THE BONIPOSTER OF LEAK?
just you wait until you see the Parooooo tok that Catto commissioned 🥶🥵🥵


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.16095 del
>>16080
I FRICKING LOVE THIS TIKTOK


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.16096 del
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>>16095
prove it. print a screenshot out of it in real life and hang it on your wall
I painted a picture of boni to prove that i like her toks. here is me showing it to my local politician


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.16097 del
>>16083
>>16082
I work 60 hours a week at the job factory, I have no wife, no kids, no friends, the one thing that brings me joy is paying some ewhore 500 euros to send me feet pics whilst she's wearing neko socks, and NOW IT'S ILLEGAL?!?!?!?
>>16085
It does just sound plainly retarded, it fails even if the goal is to just morally virtue signal as it's not making porn outright illegal.
>>16083
Basically just socially isolate all whores? Who is this supposed to be helping?
>>16091
please be boy genshin cosplays. scaramouche my beloved husbando


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.16098 del
>>16096
>showing it to my local politician
No wonder he's doing an anti-sexwork legislation, I've heard Mr. Putin is very much against western degeneracy and lesbianisms and all the other icky stuff. It's strange though that he would autograph a Boni picture (knowing that she is a proud lesbian).


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.16099 del
there is an indian scam call center roblox tycoon game. where da nekos at? we in hyperbad right now


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.16100 del
>>16099
I opened roblox and it doesn't exist. FUCK YOU


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.16101 del
>>16100
it does exist, i saw a video of it


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.16102 del
>>16099
>hyperbad
It's hyderabad, fake fan


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.16103 del
>>16101
so does the new Ari but I aint seen no neko posting it


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.16104 del
omg bros.... we can create a party and join the games together now


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.16105 del


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.16106 del
>>16105
This cosplay but the other tiktok, thank you claude.


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.16107 del
>>16106
I have literally posted both of those, one in response and the other at >>16069
Unless you mean even earlier toks.


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.16108 del
le fine I'll post it my le self, and then I'll go le live on le twitch playing le roblox


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 20:40 [Preview] No.16109 del
@BP just for you buddy


Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 22:04 [Preview] No.16110 del
IM AT A PAYPHONE TRYING TO CALL HOME
ALL OF THE HAILS IVE DONE FOR MY FU


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.16111 del
>>16109
>everyone playing cards to start off with (metaphor for upholding and participating in board culture)
>eventually the "wow I love tokfus that visit" crowd start smoking and drinking (metaphor for degenerating the board culture) despite the few still trying to play cards
>eventually those few get fed up and go off to somewhere else to have a place where board culture is still alive
so true.... so hecking true..... sieg meow


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.16112 del
11.30 in the AM (anno morning) and nobody has made a post about how hecking sexy i am yet
the west has fallen


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.16113 del
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>>16112
Maybe that's because you're not 😎
This post has been fact checked by the Real Neko Patriots™: True®


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.16114 del
>>16113
catto saw a screenshot of my avatar and said "cute avvie" so that means i am hecking cute, thoughbeitever.


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.16115 del
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>>16114
Your avatar is not you, unless you're ready to accept that Spike Spiegel is literally me (nao falsa)


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.16116 del
>>16115
I changed avatar after you left and she has swedish flags on her clothing so she is cute
spike does not have polish flags on his person so that is not you


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.16117 del
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>>16116
Oh look what's that? A polish flag on his jacket? Well I guess I am just Spike Spiegel, literally me (nao falsa)


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.16118 del
>>16117
omg Spike, hi... 😳


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.16119 del
>>16118
Sup 😎
*eats noodles*


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.16120 del
good morning to the nekos
>>16109
It's been 14 hours and I still can't refute this, it's over...


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.16121 del
>>16120
it has already been refuted


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.16122 del
>>16121
Furhaps. But you haven't refuted any of the VRChat girls I added on discord, checkmate.


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.16123 del
>>16120
I can refute it for you: there's literally almost no activity on the 'chen which means nobody is leaving the cave for the 'chen, either nobody is leaving at all or if they are leaving they don't want to visit 'chen anyway.
You would think any of the 300IQ users of the competing board would notice that fact but I guess it's too hard to conceptualize.


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.16124 del
>>16123
It's obviously a reference to when like 4 people left the cave for 'chen, nearly 2 years ago. Yes, they are still obsessed with that, ironically claiming we're the ones obsessed with them. If their board culture was so good, wouldn't they have forgotten all about the less than half a dozen posters that left to form a discord chatroom? Methinks.

>2019
We need to go back, Danganronpa cosplays were peak tiktok, GenSHIT will never replace it, repost this comment on 5 other channels if you won't let real cosplays die


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.16125 del
Yohiyo nekos, itadekimasu!


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.16126 del
>>16124
Honestly whether they obsess about us, make fun of us, or are completely ambivalent and forgot about us mostly doesn't really matter to me at this point. I would prefer the latter obviously.
>peachyfizz/ash
A blast from the past. Sometimes I wonder what happened to those oldfags like Ashbro (the anon that was posting her all the time on /ttg/)
Also danganronpa cosplayes are peak tiktok, I love the dumbass ronpa poses the cosplayers do, they are THE BEST.


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.16127 del
>>16126
>ashposter
from what I heard, he left towards the end of .moe and went to post on the ttg discord


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.16128 del
>>16127
>went to post on the ttg discord
Probably better end than to see what's left of /ttg/ today ngl.
Though I bet he would like the 4 people discussing brokeback mountain forever theme (he was very gay)


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.16129 del
He's gonna take you back to the past
To post the shitty toks that suck ass


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.16130 del
>>16129
*abbles tok unrelated*


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.16131 del
>tenshi fixes her hair
>starts looking almost cute
incredible


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.16132 del
>>16131
We're hatewatching tenshi again? Please say it ain't so :(


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.16133 del
>>16131
she's wearing like a blue female suit, it does not suit her, bro looking like shillary clinton deadass skull emoji cold emoji neko emoji


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.16134 del
>>16132
i'm not, thats for sure


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.16135 del
>>16132
we looooooove tenshi here buster, 0 hatewatch hours, 100 lovewatch hours, 500 swifted monthly


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.16136 del
>>16135
My stats are more like, 0 hatewatch hours, 0 lovewatch hours, 0 swifted monthly.


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.16137 del
>noice still exists
less than 100 viewers on the platform.


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.16138 del
I AM LOOKING FOR A HEALER WHO CAN RAID ALL NIGHT


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.16139 del
ngl, watching league makes me want to play doter, anyneko else???


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.16140 del
>>16139
Well, for me it's making me feel suicidal so I guess close?


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.16141 del
>>16138
phil as usual


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.16142 del
>>16141
it's better to be a Phil than a Negative Nathan and never try to make anything new


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.16143 del
>>16142
watch me invent a new gimmick on the spot
henry


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.16144 del
>>16143
whats the usage guide for henry?


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.16145 del
>>16143
>>16144
HENRY DEEZ BALLS GOTTEM


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.16147 del
>>16146
henry


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.16148 del
>>16146
All me 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.16149 del
I AM LOOKING FOR A NEKO WHO CAN POST ALL NIGHT


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.16150 del
>>16149
No neko can do that, we're all old, decrepit, bald and need our beauty sleep or we get very cranky.


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.16151 del
blogpost:

there was a massive bee in my room, not a honey bee, way too big, but ive forgotten my bee identification knowledge so i couldnt tell you what she was off the top of my head

let her go outside

blogpost end


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.16152 del
he has no arms
he has no face
(t-t-t)this cat has a funny face


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.16153 del
>Hey, is there someone who is (highly specific group of people)? I have a question about something
<I'm not (one of said people) but maybe I can help you
>Oh, cool! I have a question about (very specific thing) and was wondering if this sounds correct to (said group of people) or someone else knowledged about this subject
<Here's what AI has to say about it (pastes a word-salad of shit)
Regardless of the AI is correct or not, this is exactly what I meant by my rant of people with the compulsion to help people for no reason. If he wanted an AI's input on it, he could've just asked the AI himself, innit.


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.16154 del
Reasons I might currently feel sad
>No food
Not eaten all day, low on energy furhaps
>No vitamins
It's been a few days since I've taken my placebo pills and I've been inconsistent for weeks
>No productivity
Haven't done fucking anything all day though I really should


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 16:36 [Preview] No.16155 del
>>16154
just eat the pills


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 16:36 [Preview] No.16156 del
and go live
you'll have something to do :3


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.16157 del
just read an /x/ thread
those people are not all there


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 18:55 [Preview] No.16158 del
>>16156
I'm at bgc


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 19:02 [Preview] No.16159 del
>>16158
why were you doomposting at bgc


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.16160 del
>>16159
Doomposting on thr bus there


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.16161 del
i should stop doomposting and bloompost, life is as bad as i let it be in my head


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.16162 del
>>16161
hows it going with "only postive changes from now on" thing
did anything good today?


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.16163 del
>>16162
>did anything good today?
your mom, your aunt and your sister xD

BGC was nice, cheered me up.


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.16164 del
dunno how I'm to break it to my friend that I don't enjoy bouldering as much anymore
I just wanna go to a normal gym and lift iron because you cannot be bad at that, only weak. Being bad at bouldering sucks because you feel like a retard desu
>>16163
thats nice
was the weather good? it was raining here so it was kinda bleak outside but tomorrow is another day


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No.16165 del
>>16164
>was the weather good?
hot but with a nice breeze, best day in months for weather, I NEED TO BE HAPPYER


Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 23:48 [Preview] No.16166 del
just took an Artists vs. AI Slop test of 50 images. got 86% correct and like 3 of the ones that I got incorrect I was doubtful and another 1 I could've gotten if I looked more closely but I'd say that is a decently good score
apparently the test is a year old and it'd be even harder in the modern day. I hate to see it


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.16167 del
the average person scored 60%, people who hated AI scored 64% on avg, professional arists 66% and people who were both professional artists and hated AI scored 68%
basically, I am super human and mog these basic beckys.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdqpfY0OXLQoO_UNkhKTAtQbmh8EX_xpAAaGV6mxlBDms9CzQ/viewform?pli=1&pli=1 if you guys wanna take the test and https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/how-did-you-do-on-the-ai-art-turing for the results


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.16168 del
>>16166
>>16167
I've got 74%, which I guess is not awful but not really too good. I also didn't know the primers (he mentions that there will be variety of different styles from AI, I knew only that it's a random google doc that can have up to 100% AI images) and I literally do not consume art. Like ever. I might know some classics but I have recognized 0 of the paintings he claimed might be famous.
On one hand it has a lot going for it since he specifically gave out small images (so AI has an advantage), on the other I feel like there were some freebies included that were obviously AI.
Anyway it's definitely funny that professional artists got such a shitty score, if I knew things about art I bet it would be much easier to tell, I couldn't tell you what style each of those images is in.
Also good morning nekos :D


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.16169 del
Absolutely pouring down today
>>16168
The AI overlords will claim your life and force you to manually paint Dall-E requests for indians...


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.16170 del
new acid AND bf tok :D

and it's in standard definition too, tiktok is so nice, helping me conserve space on my 1TB HDD :D

the sun is shining, the dog next door is barking, the world is good again and also a vampire, sent to heeeeelllll, secret destroyer, DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.16171 del
i notice i fucked up the words, its a phil post, i beat you to it. PHIL PHIL PHIL


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.16172 del
>>16170
>helping me conserve space on my 1TB HDD
See? They're so nice :D
I've been personally running out of space to maybe that's why they've downgraded to SD, so I don't run out so fast.
>>16171
>using the forced term
Naurrrrrrr now you actually lost. He defeated you.


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.16173 del
>>16172
The cultural hegemony of The Undemocratic People's Republic of Bonaldville wins again


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.16174 del
>>16173
Yea, you win the worst gimmick of the year award, that's the second time in a row. You're killing it Bonald! :D


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.16175 del
WESTSIDE


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.16176 del
>>16175
>filtro bugando
Nao falsa, tiktok bugando too, nao HD tokko


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.16177 del
>>16174
Oh yeah? Then how come everyneko wanna be me???????????????
Das rite, catboy. I am literally the Louis Theroux of this place. I create the gimmicks. I blow up the McDonaldses.


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.16178 del
>>16177
>I blow
True.


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.16179 del
>>16178
Yeah, just ask your mom, your aunt and your sister 😎


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.16180 del
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>>16177
>catboy
erm, actually the MICE shall inherit the earth...


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.16181 del
>>16179
That would be a scathing review if 3 women all agreed that you suck.
Anyway the funnier part (besides my weak jab) is that you compared yourself to Louis Theroux, dyel extraordinaire. Why'd you do that buddy?
>>16180
It's the rats will take over
>connection failed at 95%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.16182 del
>>16181
>dyel extraordinaire
he's just like me...
I dont have a muscle in my body


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.16183 del
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>>16182
>I dont have a muscle in my body
Truly over…
Tok related, this is neko when he wakes up at 0:01.


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.16184 del
>there is a trend where teens/young adult men take the day-after pill to drop their testosterone levels so they can get a TRT prescription


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.16185 del
>>16184
Well, the pros nowadays are all on roids anyway, if the kids want to get on roids idrc.
Roids for EVERYONE, free ROIDS, let's even the playing field.


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.16186 del
nooooooooo they changed the male/female body types in halo: reach to type 1/type 2 body types, the west has fucking fallen


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.16187 del
IN SPOONS WHAT DO I ORDER


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 16:13 [Preview] No.16189 del


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.16190 del
>獣、Kemono
>Beast, brute、animal

>耳、Mimi
>ear

>獣耳、Kemonomimi
>human with animal ears

it makes so much fucking sense now


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 17:26 [Preview] No.16191 del
Co Mic Con
Ko Neko Con


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.16192 del
Going to MCM Comic Con London tomorrow, will I see any other nekos there???

You'll know it's me from the Hello Kitty thigh high socks and the widow's peak


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.16193 del
>>16192
>widow's peak
Twinsieeeeeeeeees.
Sadly I'm out of the age range of visa easing programme (18-30) so I got rejected, maybe next year ;_;


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.16194 del
🐀


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.16195 del
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>>16194
🚶‍♀️


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.16196 del
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>>16195
🐁🐁🐁


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.16197 del
>>16195
AWOOOOOOOOGA I'M A FURRY NOW?!?!?! NORAFAWN SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.16198 del
gonna use the tsutae-zori on any neko that tries to cross me


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.16199 del
>>16198
>tsutae-zori on any neko
You wouldn't be even able to lift me lil gup.


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.16200 del
>>16199
i watched a (relatively smaller) sumo guy lift a 300 lbs 195 cm tower sumo guy so if he can do it, so can I


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.16201 del
gonna read all the old league lore
feels like the thing i want to do with my life currently
if i end up reading the new lore after that, it would basically only be in the way that you end up reading that one book that sullied the entire franchise despite knowing that you should've left it on a good note


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.16202 del
>>16200
>I watched a (professional do something) so if he can do it, so can I
Maybe first try to lift 200lbs and see if you can do that neko.


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.16203 del
>>16202
>200lbs
I deadlifted 140 and squatted 120 when I last worked out
admittedly that was a long time ago but I doubt I would struggle with 90 in either of those lifts


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.16204 del
>>16203
>I doubt I would struggle with 90 in either of those lifts
Unless you've actually worked out recently I think you would. As in going into gym and getting those lifts outright, not "well ackshually it took me only a week to get back into the swing"


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.16205 del
I bet I could walk into a gym tomorrow and squat 90 and diddly 90
if you think thats an unbelievable stat then you are just calisthenics-brained who doesnt understand how low those numbers are


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.16206 del
>>16205
I know those are very low numbers, I've trained a little with weights, and you haven't trained with weights for years at this point lmao.


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.16207 del
>>16206
yet I still do other exercise that works my back and my legs aka the two strongest muscles in the body
I probably couldnt bench 80 if I stepped into a gym tomorrow, let alone get it off my chest. That is because I dont use my triceps to the point of "exercising" them nearly at all


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.16208 del
>>16207
The biggest problem with loading up weight after a long break is not the muscles but the joints and you should know that.


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.16209 del
>>16208
doing a 1rm with weight that low isnt going to send me to snap city
its not like I am god's favourite skeleton.


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.16210 del
>>16209
Literally what everyone said before they got sent to snap city lmao.
Maybe, maybe not, you try it and then get fucked for 2 weeks+


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.16211 del
>>16210
I laughed but no, that's not going to happen
I'm not a paraplegic soylent drinking vegan like that one image of a tattood transman with toothpick arms at the grocery store shopping for vegetables (you know which pic i mean, i cant find it)
if you think anything will happen just from a one rep max at like 60% of what i used to rep for 10, you are coping


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.16212 del
>>16211
While I don't think you would (probably) I am actually being genuine here, like I've been getting old in real time even though I'm hitting my lifetime PRs, I've been also much more prone to injuries, especially on joints.


Anonymous 05/22/2025 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.16213 del
because you are straining yourself
I am going climbing tomorrow and if the climbing gym has a weights room, I will attempt 90 kg diddly


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.16214 del
Good morning USA
I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.16215 del
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Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.16216 del
>>16214
Good morning neko :D I hope your day is actually wonderful.
>>16215
Did you make that as an art of boni? XD Or is this something she bosted?
Anyway pretty good, +2.
This tok has such a funny thumbnail for me, it's the first frame.


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.16218 del
>>16217
OKAY BUDDY but did YOU make it????
Funky didn't post anything on tiktok for 10+ days already and you don't see me being passive aggressive about it HUH?


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.16219 del
>>16218
There is only one member in the Boni Legion, world wide. Only He could have made it. Let your heart guide you to the answer


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.16220 del
oh, no i didnt draw the entire thing, I just edites
d the shirt, hair and added the fazbear


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.16221 del
>>16219
>There is only one member in the Boni Legion, world wide.
There's at least 2, you forget about uhhhh what's her name… Luau? Louie? LOU, that's the name, I've had to literally look for it in the thread.
>>16220
It's a good edit :D Maybe I should do something funky one day… Maybe…


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.16222 del
THERE ARE COSPLAYERS ON MY TRAIN


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.16223 del
>>16222
Hit them up, tell them you "LOVE TIKTOKS SAUR MUCH" and you're on an "INTERNET FORUM THAT TALKS ABOUT TEENAGE GIRLS COSPLAYING ON TIKTOK ALL THE TIME"


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.16224 del
>>16223
No, I shall not do that


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.16225 del
>>16224
Gay… Can we get a neko that doesn't hate fun? This one is broken.


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.16226 del
>>16221
>There's at least 2, you forget about uhhhh what's her name… Luau? Louie? LOU,
true
she is my sensei. she is all-powerful in the Boni lore departement and makes better edits than i have


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.16227 del
>girl walking around holding her bfs hand but her skirt so short everyone can see her whole ass
Straight Nekos would love it here, not enough shirtless guys for me


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.16228 del
>>16227
>ass
delectable. patricians choice


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.16229 del
Zomg I just met [Insert your fu here], she said my endermin cosplay was perfect. I said DOYOULOVEMEWGENIDOWHENIML9VINGYOUBETTER


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.16230 del
>>16229
You met funky? Say HI FUNKY to her from me :D


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.16231 del
I reckon you're not supposed to go to these comic cons alone. I've been here two hours and looked through nearly half the artists alley and it's just overpriced printed art.

Was a mouse pad stand I might return to, big, desk sized mousepads with cool epic gamer anime art on them.

I've approached THREE guys and told them cool cosplay, not a single one asked for my snapchat, it's over.

Plenty of cute cosplayers with their mid tier non cosplaying boyfriends, we all have a chance.


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.16232 del
>>16231
Have you complimented this guy yet?


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.16233 del
>>16232
I haven't seen HER but I have seen 6 girls cosplaying Lucy from Edgerunners but not a single Becca from Edgerunners. Explain that best girl lovers.


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.16234 del
>>16233
>Lucy from Edgerunners
>Explain that best girl lovers
I do not see anything to explain.


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.16235 del
>>16234
*audio neko voice*
Your girl is mid, Becca clears, heil thinkler


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.16236 del
>>16235
>*audio neko voice*
So crow voice?


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.16237 del
>>16231
>I've approached THREE guys
Brokeback nekos? we are so back


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.16238 del
FOUR BIG GUYS


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.16239 del
Waiting for my coach home, the con was pretty decent, if I walked this much everyday I wouldn't be a fat neko, that's some food for thought


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.16240 del
(70.45 KB 885x498 1748018387404457.jpg)


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.16241 del
>>16240
WHAT
EXPLAIN NOW
EXPLAIN NOW


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.16242 del
>travel to the con
>walk around aimlessly
>don't see any of my fus
>go back home
Am I freaking stupid? I post Acid by the way.


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.16243 del
> Paedophiles and other sex criminals 'to be castrated' under Labour plans to curb sex offenders' urges


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.16244 del
>>16243
AP bros?...


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.16245 del
>>16242
It's funny you bosted Rynker, I LITERALLY have a picture with her in that cosplay you DUMPASS


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.16246 del
>>16245
>Rules
>2. No personal contact with any tokkers
*taps the sign*


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.16247 del
>>16246
Ryn isn't a tokker, I'm safe :D


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.16248 del
>>16242
Of the people I recognise that I saw, I saw Shrivix literally within 15 seconds of walking into the con, I saw Rynkerbelle and I saw Zureeal and her femboy boyfriend. Susu, Clover, Noemi, Asra, Rezzi, plenty of others that I just somehow never saw, despite the convention hall being pretty small to the point where I saw the same Lucy from Edgerunners cosplayer like 5 times.


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.16249 del
>>16248
damn, sorry you didnt end up seeing any good tokkers :(


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.16250 del
>>16249
Shrivix is a good tokker, and shorter than you'd think, she looks tall in her pictures but she's angle frauding I tell you, she's like 5'3.


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.16251 del
>>16250
she looks tiny and ive called her shrivix-angles out before


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.16252 del
>>16251
aren't you just mr nice neko huh??


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.16253 del
I get to post the new acid :D


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.16254 del
>>16253
she kinda reminds me of how borderlands characters act in this tok


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 22:43 [Preview] No.16255 del
>>16254
never played it, I hate cliffy B
but I think acid is cute in the tok so maybe I'd like borderlands :D

new stream game????!?!?!?!?


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.16256 del
>>16255
i havent seen whatever cliffy b is so i dont know what character she is cosplaying


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.16257 del
>>16255
>maybe I'd like borderlands
Tbh knowing your taste you might like more but the only good games so far is 1 and maybe 2, presequel is playable and after that the writing is so trash that it's preferable to delete all the audio from the game.


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.16258 del
I hate my stupid neko life


Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 23:21 [Preview] No.16259 del
>>16258
thats not true, I love my stupid neko life, im just veyr tired and not looking forward to tomorrow but in a week or two I'll look back and laugh :D

just because we are sad in the moment, does not mean we are sad


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.16260 del
told my friend that she needs to watch brokeback mountain
i know she will love the movie


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.16261 del
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>>16253
>they're going to continue posting exclusive duo toks on his account
Okay, I give up, I'll scrape him.
Also good morning to the nekos :D I hope you're uhh, not hating your stupid neko life anymore for this neko >>16258
and not sad anymore for this neko >>16259
:D


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.16262 del
>>16261
>he scraped
okay. dump months of nothing but coal toks.
>three (You)s in one post
it's too easy, i love my stupid neko life :D

good morning neko


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.16263 del
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>>16262
>dump months of nothing but coal toks.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NO I can't take it anymore!!!!
Oh new Ari


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.16264 del
>>16263
this tok would go so hard if lucas was in the background, #welovelucas


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.16265 del
>>16264
It definitely would, I dunno why they're not making some more duet toks, even if it's just for Lucas' account. I mean I get it that if you're trying to get some income going from cos it's a bad idea to show bf (which I don't even know if Ari is doing so) but would it really hurt if they just put it on his account? And he's handsome, and they look good and could make really good toks together.


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.16266 del
Headed to London again, we love London!!!


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.16267 del
>>16266
another day at minecraft con?


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.16268 del
>>16267
Digging for Gemeralds but all I get is Coal...


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.16269 del
I forgot to mention it but yesterday there was an incredibly tiny weight room at the climbing gym but they had a 15kg bar and some plates so i loaded up 90kg and I easily diddlyd it. Could probably rep it for 5-6 if I wanted to. Same case for my friend's friend (a bit of a stockier guy)
My friend, however, couldnt get it off the ground. Dont think he has ever worked out in a gym so its probably not a surprising thing.
Good thing for him is that I will force him to gym with me when I move to my uni


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.16270 del
@britishnekos
when you order chinese food, do you get it with french fries?


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.16271 del
>>16269
I wish I had a friend to force me to go to the gym


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.16272 del
Manlynekos easily lifting 90kgs while I tore my bicep lifting a 90g racket...


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.16273 del
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>>16272
He wasnt using his biceps during the deadlift, that's probably why.


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.16274 del
Ayo wtf, look what I just discovered by accident, so for example this tok was only available in 576p when I was downloading acid for the first time, but now it's suddenly available in 720p. Same goes for at least one more tok that I've checked of another tokfu. It might be useless for you guys since you might've downloaded the toks long before me for the first time but I've got swathes of sd toks that predate like 730xx.
Which also probably means that tiktok still has/had the source toks of those and they're freaking hoarding since I don't believe they'd do an upscale (this doesn't even look like an upscale either way)


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.16275 del
>11 may 2022
That's the date on this acid tok, available now in 720p. Same goes for this funky and it's one of those that are "lost media" as in I've never seen it in higher than 576p and I've scraped all the cave video names to check for any funky HDs.


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.16276 del
>>16274
>>16275
the guy working in the IT department at TikTok HQ got fired and all of his HD rares got released back on the site
his acid rares are all public domain now


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.16277 del
>>16276
Well, it's still that wack low bitrate HD but it is the only good news we've had for a while so I'll take it.


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.16278 del
>>16277
that's cus he got fired and nobody knows how to get the HDmachine up and running


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.16279 del
>>16278
That's a disaster, please rehire him posthaste Mr Bytedance and fix the freaking HDmachine™
This one is even in 1080p lol.


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.16280 del
Well, I guess the "fix my stupid ass script eventually" got pushed to the front of the queue with an urgent tag because of those news since who knows if they're gonna let us download those for very long.


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 17:52 [Preview] No.16281 del
London and life is wonderful


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.16282 del
Tomboy with shorter hair than me at the Coach Station. I'm in love


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.16283 del
>>16282
ask her out


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.16284 del
>>16283
I'm waiting for my bunny suit wearing cosplayer gf with a fat ass


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.16285 del
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Methinks that if neko had the income to go to the con multiple days, he'd also have enough to order some fantasy from DokiDoki and play the part.
As the old saying goes, the fastest way to a cosplayer's heart is to put on a Deadpool costume and just shark them lil bro.


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.16286 del
>>16284
>british
>fat ass
doesnt exist


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.16287 del
>>16285
I didn't go to con today, I didn't even plan to go to London, was last minute thing
Also I don't have the build for deadpool, I'd be fatpool.
>>16286
I blogged yesterday about chunky ass short skirt


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.16288 del
>>16287
what did you do in london today? bgc ultimate national competition?


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.16289 del
>>16288
Long boring story not worth blogposting about. Funny you should mention BGC, next caturday I'm going with my BGCbros to a different convention


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 21:21 [Preview] No.16290 del
>>16289
>Long boring story not worth blogposting about
lying lebeneezer is back at it again...


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.16291 del
>>16290
Yeah I just didn't want to get called a rule 2 breaker again... On Friday I got some signed prints from Shrivix, she'd accidentally put her passport into the pack, which I only noticed on the coach home. I got into contact with her as soon as I realised and planned out when and where I could meet her today to return it, so she could actually fly home. Long day, 3 and a half hours there, about an hour actually in London, met her at an underground station, returned the passport, got a picture with her, headed home. Oh, I also photoshopped and printed off a cute picture of a shrimp holding a passport to give her because I wanted to cheer her up after she was stressed with the passport thing. She liked the picture.

You can't call me a Lying Leonard because that's actually the truth. Top 10 times breaking rule 2 was a good thing??


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.16292 del
>>16291
this is so true and based and i-...


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.16293 del
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>>16292
It actually happened, if I was gonna lie I'd come up with something more interesting

I'm not gonna post the picture of me with her, but here's one I took when I met her at the station


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.16294 del


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.16295 del
>>16294
NEVER GOON and NEVER LIE


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.16296 del
Image seems to be broken on my end, I didn't upload it like that. This SLOWHOLE sucks


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.16297 del
>>16293
>if I was gonna lie I'd come up with something more interesting
Buddy, it is literally the most made up lie of made up lies, how do you "put" a passport randomly into someone else's pack while signing. That's INSANE.


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.16298 del
>>16297
I don't know what to tell you, that's what happened. She said she put it with her prints to keep it safe on the journey and then just forgot it was there and to take it out

If I'm lying, what's the truth? I went all the way back to London for no fucking reason and just so happened to see her at a tube stop?


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.16299 del
can't believe this neko stole his fu's passport just so he could see her again


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.16300 del
>>16299
NO. NO. IT DIDNT HAPPEN. OR ITS AI GENERATED. EVERYTHING IS FAKE AND


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.16301 del
>>16300
não falsa....


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.16302 del
>>16301
Just wait for the story I come up with tomorrow buster, it'll be Oscar worthy.


Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 23:01 [Preview] No.16303 del
>>16274
>>16275
>new toks are SD
>years old toks are now HD
make it make sense.


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.16304 del
hello


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.16305 del
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>>16303
Well, they are converting them and it's staggered somehow so I do get how that happens, the original method of getting HD toks were just a hack that downloaded the original file they keep on the server.
As in they don't provide those files normally because they're too big but keep them for whatever reason. Anyway it's stupid and dumb but I don't think we'll be able to do anything about it for a while, might as well get whatever is available.
>>16304
Hello! :D
Also good morning to the nekos, I might be busy today but I hope you all have a great day :D


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.16306 del
>when you grow a pear
>you can call me back
What the frick does any of this means for us applebros


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.16307 del
Good morning to the nekos
>>16306
+2
Try and fit in a Lemon, Strawberry or Cherry reference so it's even funnier next time


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.16308 del
Wearing this cool Misa Amane shirt I bought at the con, all the BGCCers will be miring. Do NOT ask me what size the shirt is, it's Asian sizes so it is made for tiny people


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.16309 del
>>16308
23XLneko...


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.16310 del
liberal women HATE when men wear other chicks on their shirts because they see it as competition and as men objectifying women (which is another clear societal example of men's violence against women)


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.16311 del
>>16310
It IS a competition. And they're losing. To a shirt.
>>16309
It's actually 48XL...


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.16312 del
put some red chili paste and a dash of balsamico in my tin of beans and waow that was tasty


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.16313 del
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It's tomorrow, oh wow! Can you believe it? Hamburg Nekocon, tomorrow! I'm so happy about this information.
I hope all the trouble I had with sneaking German passports into the nekos bags wasn't in vain!


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.16314 del
holy FUCK i just got a telegram messaged from Murder Machine Killer Death Cyborg (née Himmler) (name patent pending)and said that SHrivixneko just lost his V-CARD AT BGC???????? Him and King Autismal got it on!!! hummina-hummina!


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.16315 del
>>16314
King hasn't been there in weeks factually. And Machine Killer Death Cyborg practically begged me to come to the pub after BGC, though mostly to avoid walking alone with an already drunk guy who seemed to keep fixating on asking him questions and nobody else, buddy has a little crush that comes out when he's two pints deep with a Stephen Bartlett. I went, had two cokes, left after 25 min. Drunk people is NOT the vibe.


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.16316 del
>>16315
>I went, had two cokes, left after 25 min. Drunk people is NOT the vibe.
you are literally me except I drink 4 beers and then stay for 2 hours because I have problems saying bye


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.16317 del
>>16316
>you are literally me except in everyday other than being a neko


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.16318 del
>>16317
he HATES ME


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.16319 del
>>16318
I do, I do...

FORGED A BILLION YEARS AGO
black blade, black blade
killing so its power can
grow, grow, Grow, Grow
GROW


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.16320 del
luv my nekos
luv my bgcbros
luv my 'fus

'ate my job
'ate my boss
'ate mondays

simple as


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.16321 del
I know this pretty tok girl, always post about her, and when she posts a cosplay, butterflies go right through me, and when I see her dancin'


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.16322 del
At the pub after BGC, they were doing the RICE Purity Test. I got a 74, Sexoooo Majesto allegedly got a 30, one guy got a 34, another 40ish, nobody is this degenerate or sex having at BGC, they are literally just LARPing as impure degenerates.

Sexoo Majesto, might I remind you, is 'asexual' and half the questions are about HAVING SEX.


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.16323 del
>>16322
>they are literally just LARPing as impure degenerates.
Buddy, I've had a LTR and I've got 47
>30, 34, 40ish
Are pretty low scores, especially since it really gets much worse the more you do. There's a few points I could still get reasonably without feeling absolutely disgusted with myself but the rest is pretty bad.


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.16324 del
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(15.56 MB 720x1280 BRONY CON.mp4)
>>16323
Yes, 47, if you've had a relationship, that doesn't seem that weird. I could've easily dropped my score by 20-30 points if I wasn't a freaking virgin, but these guys, to get a 30, you've got to be some kind of freak that fucks and sucks outside in the wild whilst wearing fursuits, cursing the name, the one behind it alllllllllllll DISCORD IM HOWLING AT THE MOON

saw this germ tok, and you know I had to edit it to the certified neko parody.


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 23:35 [Preview] No.16325 del


Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 23:37 [Preview] No.16326 del
STOP BRAGGING ABOUT BEING SEX HAVING DEGENERATES. NEKO IS THE LAND OF THE PURE VIRGINCELS.


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.16328 del
>>16327
>stumbled across
you went looking for it. there is no way in hell you stumble across an account that has been left to rot years ago


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.16329 del
>>16328
I looked it up, yeah. Sometimes dead is better - Ancient Chinese proverb


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.16330 del
>>16324
>certified neko parody
Sorry but we hate furries here, this is a certified straight board from now on. Which means you get -2 for that edit.
>>16325
This guy loves breaking the law and doing hard drugs.

Good morning? Maybe… Maybe…


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.16331 del
>>16330
Good morning and welcome to Why Is 6 Afraid of 7 Mondays™, the day where you post toks that have IDs that start with a 6 not a 7, because 7 8 9.


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.16332 del
>>16331
Sorry, I'm not an oldhead like you and I don't have any toks that start with 6, those are unc territory.
This is the best I can offer you.


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.16334 del
>>16333
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ackshually I was just kidding and I'm such an oldneko that I post only toks that start with 2 (oldnekos remember) (young alley cats dni)


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.16335 del
My blogpost didn't get any (You)s, I'm going to nekochen.


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.16336 del
>>16313
Oh this one, I didn't know if you were joking or not and I didn't want to be Negative Nancy. Well I hope you have fun :D


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.16337 del


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.16338 del
>>16335
I didn't have any funny replies to that one so I gave up after thinking for 3 minutes last night


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.16339 del
>>15833
least parasocial tenshi hatewatcher: predicts a breakup 10 days in advance.

odds on him still being in her chat 2 weeks from now? I'm gonna say 0%


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.16340 del
>>16336
>>16338
that wasn't my blogpost, I was just referencing the hilarious "degradation" of /ttg/ image


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.16341 del
>>16339
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAA
holy FUCK i am the goat


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.16342 del
>>16340
I actually completely forgot about that image, shows you how well I remember some things :(


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.16343 del
>>16341
who do you post future-seer? can you tell me what index fund to invest in for the highest returns??


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.16344 del
>>16340
we did talk about it dont you remember? what the hecko


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.16345 del
>>16343
S&P500 and I only post peddlers


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.16346 del
tenshi posting is gonna increase 500% now that she's single and hatewatcher neko thinks he has a chance to smash


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.16347 del


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.16348 del
>>16345
>posts dani, spainflu, uhh I don't actually know enough names to make this joke because I don't follow fus with of or whatever


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.16349 del
but I mean, it was obvious that evan was on the shitlist given that she had a fucking league character as her phone background pic and was saving thirst trap pics of said league character
gonna enter her chat and ask what spot on the rebound list chazprinceton is


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:14 [Preview] No.16350 del
>we broke up because I have a lot going on and I don't think I want to be in a relationship
yeah, it's genuinely over for us Evanbros, she was desperate for a relationship days after breaking up with the last guy, but for Evan she decides she just wants to be a moneymaxxing influencer with no man...


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.16351 del
>>16350
the past guy was talking about how fat her ass was in her chat weeks after breaking up and she was laughing about it and I think even told evan about it on stream so you can tell alpha phucks beta bucks


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:17 [Preview] No.16352 del
>>16351
"we've actually been broken up for a few weeks now but we're still friends - I didn't cry about it when we broke up, its just thats life you know"
So, when you made your original post, they had already been broken up, you are not a seer, you just read the social cues, im refunding my s&p 500 purchase.
>talking about how fat her ass was
I recall this, it was the same stream the rebound #8 joke came from. I guess he really was just a rebound, she was heartbroken, needed a guy, ANY GUY to date for a few months and he just happened to be there in the duo lineup, and he could boost her on valorant..
wait...

>stops playing valorant
>no longer needs her immortal booster
>breaks up with him
devilish


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.16353 del
>>16352
>you just read the social cues
crazy how I am only able to do this when it's to find dirt to make fun of a micro-eceleb


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.16354 del
>>16353
just goes to show how many hours you put in on the tenshi chat grind


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.16355 del
Oh, she's literally just reconfirming shit I wrote as she talks about her relationship, specifically the jumping straight into another relationship after he last one because she was sad. Last stream, at 55 minutes is when she starts talking about it, if you also want to listen in :D


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.16356 del
>>16355
the rebound joke was legit ahead of its time
perhaps the most infernal joke that has been made in nekostory


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.16357 del
>>16356
I actually kinda feel bad for him now, you just know he'll be thinking about the rebound joke for years.


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.16358 del
>>16357
remember when he thought we were the people following him into custom games posting his address and shit? LMAO
>check your corners, kid
AHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAH


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.16359 del
>>16358
how the fuck did I forget his paranoid delusion that someone said "check your corners irl" when NOBODY said that

okay maybe it was worth it, he thought he was being gangstalked because of a twitch chat joke


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.16360 del
>>16359
next time she goes live, you MUST wait until the nekos are in the chat so you can ask her about the rebound list


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.16361 del
>she had HYPNOTHERAPY when she was 11
what the fuck is her lore
>>16360
I will be GIGABANNED


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.16362 del
>>16361
>I will be GIGABANNED
at this point, I think you have a get out of jail free card and she will remember the rebound list joke so she will let it slide
+ there was no bad blood (allegedly)


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.16363 del
>please dont use the virgin word as an insult, you are making my dear friend T00nTheWhale04 feel very sad right now...


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.16364 del
TROON THE WHALE AHHAAH
I remember the rebound stream where we would just say dumb shit and insinuate that it was about toon
oh that was the joke youre typing yeah exactly lmao


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.16365 del
I'm so fucking glad I edited down that stream and put the chat replay up, I can go back and rewatch the kino


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.16366 del
>>16365
I have it too somewhere
yeah, you uploaded it to catbox and i found my copy


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.16367 del
>bro called me a virgin out of nowhere and then started yapping


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.16368 del
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oh my science


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.16369 del
ngl I got so tilted at every reply being "holy yap" because the message was more than 5 words long


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.16370 del
HAHAHAHAH HE'S PARANOID AFTER TWO MESSAGES
>>16369
twitch chat be like that
>430 the toks missing starts playing during the ass is fat debacle
kino


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.16371 del
>WHO'S THIS CHAZ PRINCETON GUY


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.16372 del
>maybe ask your neon to play senti so he's actually useful next game
thats so funny


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.16373 del
yeah nova was playing clove that game, thats why its so fucking funny, I didnt even know what character he was on
>7:12
absolute kino that sealed his fate forever


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.16374 del
and he still got mad despite it
>maybe tab back and stop reading chat, do some aim labs
AHAHHA


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.16375 del
its so fucking funny how her stream is the most boring nonsense 24/7 unless we are in chat


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.16376 del
>>16375
it's gotten worse during league because there's less downtime, less chat interaction


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.16377 del
>keep duoing buddy, you'll climb that ladder
murder


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.16378 del
>im in my single queen era
>just for the record, im not going for any rebounds
<rebounds


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.16379 del
>>16378
I made this compilation in early june, so the stream was either late may/early june, she seriously just got into a year long relationship 2 weeks after saying she was in her single queen era. we love women who lie


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.16380 del
>novas mind is clouded, cant perform... something troubles him... diagnosis very troubling...


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.16381 del
ngl it would be mental murder if you uploaded a clip of just the rebound thing and sent it to him but thats also just kicking him whilst he is lying down


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.16382 del
>>16381
nah, I've got nothing against nova, it was funny to do the rebound gimmick but he had to put up with tenshi for a whole year, he's a saint


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.16383 del
>>16382
shame she isnt gonna be as stream-open with her next rebound
he was the perfect target


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.16384 del
>>16383
he autistically had the chat up on 2nd monitor and read and responded to every hate comment, he's the perfect troll target


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.16385 del
>>16384
tenshi doesnt know how good she had it
the perfect content machine


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.16386 del
>nova needs a new identity.. dye hair.. move to skegnes.. new main..


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.16387 del
>>16386
even in this stream he misreads "check your corners" as an actual threat on his life, he was so delusional


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.16388 del
thats cus of that HotErasa guy who thought he was funny so he just took all of our messages and rewrote them slightly (novas mind is clouded -> novas mind is clear, diagnosis very sigma) and "check your house mate"
>>16387


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.16389 del
>>16388
yeah, twitch chatters are not comedians


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.16390 del
>quick pitstop on aimlabs
hahaha


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.16391 del
its incredibly how this niche little tok posting forum has some of the world's most influential men in it


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.16392 del
HAH>>16390
>HAH
HAHAHAHAHA


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.16393 del
>>16391
the 400 viewer chat KNEELS to the hello kitty imageboard


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.16394 del
good times last year
that was a fun stream


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.16395 del
>the yoru in the end
lmao


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.16396 del
>>16394
thats the board culture that the "Boy I love tokfus" crowd will never understand


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.16397 del
just spent 20 minutes watching that and it was a fucking gemerald
the most noble of stones


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.16398 del
It's time for me to install League and grind for a week so I can duo/boost ella out of Iron :D


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.16399 del
>>16398
if you do and stream it I will be watching the whole thing and also negging you so I can progress on the rebound list


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.16400 del
>>16399
Sure, let me just finish installing this 80gb slop fest and then install RIOT EASY ANTI CHEAT VANGUARD ROOTACCESS SPYWARE.


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.16401 del
>>16400
think you would genuinely outrank her in a week of playing ranked


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.16402 del
>>16401
obviously, I'm pretty good at video games, and I can actually read

what if I cho'gath mid...


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.16403 del
anyway I'm installing league, I'll be streaming it when I'm finnish


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.16404 del
>>16402
given your SS nekka heil thinkler expertise, you'd probably enjoy playing support in league too
fiddlesticks or zyra, maybe


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.16405 del
UH NUNUNUNUNUNUNU EVANBROS


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.16406 del
(24.07 MB 1080x1920 stupid questions.mp4)
>>16405
LETS GOOOOOO WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK, PROMOTED FROM EX-BF TO HUSBAND
>>16404
I just remembered two things, one, you have to unlock heroes in this dogshit game, two, you can't buy blink dagger in this dogshit game.

SS is fun because of blink dagger. dota is fun because of blink dagger


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.16407 del
>!feet
feet expert here, I can tell that she has bad feet


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.16408 del
>>16406
>you have to unlock heroes in this dogshit game
Tbh you'd only play like 4-5 heroes at best, the worst part is that you'd be playing league though. I actually get slightly nauseated even thinking about installing that game and getting in queue.


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.16409 del
i have an exam in 13 days and I have been playing league for hours daily 😎
fuck da popo, there is LP to get


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.16410 del
>stuck on client updating as halo 3 odst music plays
dogshit launcher


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.16411 del
22%... my internet... she is very slow...


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.16412 del
I have one skin: Bewitching Tristana


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.16413 del
>>16411
>he's actually installing league to play 1 game to uninstall league
This neko is INSANE.


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.16414 del
HOLY FUCK I JUST FORGED A HEXTECH KEY, OPENED A CHEST AND GOT SPIRIT BLOSSOM TEEMO?!??!?! AND ANOTHER KEY SO I COULD GET POOL PARTY HEIMERDINGER??!?


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.16415 del
live live live


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.16416 del
>>16414
Good for you? I mean those are skins or whatever.


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.16417 del
watched a northernlion video this morning where he talked about liking rain when its sunny because there will always be a big rainbow at the end
it literally just rained in broad daylight and i saw a DOUBLE rainbow. holy fuck. pog


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.16418 del
>>16417
DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKYYYYYYY


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.16420 del
(3.34 MB 1080x1920 7508812592417230111.mp4)
So now that the dust has settled, what's the opinion on todays stream by Streamerneko?


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.16421 del
>>16420
can't believe he spent 40 minutes straight just ranting about the differences between a 12 year old and a 13 year old
at times it even felt like he didn't even stop to breathe in


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:52 [Preview] No.16422 del
(4.78 MB 1080x1920 7508812386640383262.mp4)
>>16421
Well it is after all why we watch him, that and his anti-semitic rants, he went on a long one today too 😄


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No.16423 del
>>16420
the stream was nice, we like the streams, the streams that go boom


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No.16424 del
>>16422
It must've been when I left my pc for a while. What's up with that, though? That one girl on VRChat that had a star of david on her avatar was told that she was a %#&! and he started singing that Kanye song out loud


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.16425 del
guys stop lying mr streamer would never do any of that


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.16426 del
Mr Streamer recently hit Gold Eagle on league of legends and said he was looking for a duo, preferably a cute girl from England that is at least 3 ranks lower than him so he can impress her. Any nekos know of someone like that??????


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.16427 del


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.16428 del
>>16427
>cute
>girl
>from England
missed all 3 criteria buster


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:24 [Preview] No.16429 del
>>16428
ah shit sorry, reading is hard


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.16430 del
>>16429
not as hard as my cock! im cranking it LIVE RIGHT NOW. LIVE LIVE LIVE.


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.16431 del
>>16430
>no stream
FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 22:13 [Preview] No.16432 del
>>16431
Nice good job buddy pointing this out,
stretches
hope it was worth it,
smirks
my lawyers will be in touch, buddy.
stretches, smirks
Ahh, I don't care. I don't care.
checks phone
Hope it was worth it, buddy, ughhh, like, whateverrr
checks phone
Anyway I think I just figured out how to solve this puzzle, guys, it just came to me


Anonymous 05/26/2025 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.16433 del
>>16432
I DON'T SOUND LIKE THIS


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.16434 del
(2.93 MB 1080x1920 7508812126841097503.mp4)
>>16432
No please Mr PirateSoftware I don't want to go to jail please don't sue me NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 😿😿😿
Also good morning to all the nekos, another day, another uhhhh day that I procrastinate fixing that stupid script that is literally almost finished and I should really just write those last few lines and debug it.
Also maybe I should stop writing half of the post, going to do something and forgetting to click new reply because I didn't choose the tok to post.


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.16435 del
Woke up to an email saying "are you ready for your coach trip to London? in 3 days?"

I was like, wtf, I don't have a trip to London in 3 days, turns out I'd booked my coach that I was on last friday a week later on accident, and just nobody noticed when checking my ticket so I rode for free 😎

good morning to the nekos


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.16436 del
(287.50 KB 664x771 tfw no babbles toks.png)
I'm posting it again


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.16437 del
>>16436
it's a really good picture of my 'fu babbles


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.16438 del
>>16435
It's over for you bud, you're never going to heaven since you defrauded the uhhh train company or whatever.
Also good morning :D
>>16436
POSTED IT AGAIN AWARD


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.16439 del
hatewatcher nekos... it's over...


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.16440 del
>>16438
too high quality, man was not made for such resolutions


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.16441 del
>>16439
Naurrrrrrrrr, I don't even get it, she goes and says "well I dun want any more man I'm breaking up with Evan 🆒🔥💀" and then goes ahead and says "well ackshually the breakup is affecting me so much ;_;", talk about moodswings fr.
>>16440
ALMOST a megabyte of data, I hope your DSL cable 56K can handle that neko 😎


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.16442 del
>>16441
She obviously rewatched the year old video of the rebound #9 joke and remembered all the good times...


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.16443 del
(4.77 MB 1920x1080 7506924445857058070.mp4)
>>16442
TENSHI IS LURKING
OH my God nekos uhhhh I didn't shower I'll brb I gotta shower fast and clean my penis and my room too please wait AAAAAAAAa!!!1111


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.16444 del
>>16439
>breaks up weeks ago
>all fine, streams like usual
>reveals it out loud
>"it was all good, we are still friends"
>still "struggles" with the breakup, weeks after the fact
yeah, I'm thinking I was actually an oracle and that they broke up when she revealed it but that it had been on the slow burner for weeks


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.16445 del
>>16443
>clean my penis
I do this every single day just incase any female nekos want to fuck ;)
>clean my room
i NEVER do this, I don't even make my bed, it's over...
>>16444
if you're such an oracle tell me how many fingers I'm holding up RIGHT NOW


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.16446 del
>>16445
0, because I answered so late that you have stopped holding up fingers


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.16447 del
(673.25 KB 1126x2000 7.jpg)
>>16446
Wrong, it was 1!

FUCK YOU


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:03 [Preview] No.16448 del
michael jackson was the world most longed for man and he was 175 cm
yeah, thats right. cope all you want. I am built like the gods.


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.16449 del
>>16448
Arent you 173 cm?


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.16450 del
>>16449
no, thats >>16447


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.16451 del
>>16450
Oh, sorry, so you're that neko that's 178cm?


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.16452 del
>>16450
I'm 174cm.


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.16453 del
>>16451
no, that's >>11531


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.16454 del
>>16453
>he remembers the post ID of posts from a month ago
powerful


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.16455 del
>>16453
Damn, we've got nekos of all heights but 175cm, how peculiar.


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.16456 del
>watch youtube video
>youtuber is clearly confused why thing isnt working
>very clear text explaining why it isnt working is on his screen, flashing multiple times
>fails a game
>"why didnt it work??? maybe its X or Y reason?"
>said reason is clearly stated in the game ruleset that he read a minute earlier, out loud
reading is so fucking hard


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.16457 del
>>16456
its hard to read, read chat, be entertaining, play games and be 6'3 all at the same time.


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.16458 del
>>16457
ok try to do ONE of those things, that'll be easier


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.16459 del
>>16458
I'm 6'2.5, is that good enough?


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.16460 del
I've decided to do the "account data takeout" thing for tiktok and it shows a lot more than it should I think. I've got in my followed some accounts that got deactivated but they're still on the list, which probably means they didn't get deleted yet even though they don't show in the sidebar followed thing when I am on the site.


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.16461 del
>still posting about her breakup on stories
she literally said on the stream where she first mentioned it, that it happened weeks ago, that she didn't cry over it and that she's moved on

why do good girls tell bad lies? ive had this question for a real long time


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.16462 del
>>16461
good job repeating what my post said but in a more comprehensible way
fuck you


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.16463 del


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.16464 del
>>16463
STOP MAKING THE ":P" FACE AT ME


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.16465 del
o-{c


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.16466 del
>>16465
wtf is that, a robot arm grabbing half an apple?


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.16467 del
might uninstall league, ive wasted too much time on it lately


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.16468 del
yeah im posting it again, CRY ABOUT IT


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.16469 del
>>16468
AND ROUND AND ROUND


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.16470 del
Oh, yeah? We are finally hosting the weekly "Posted It Again" reunion? Don't mind if I do


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:45 [Preview] No.16471 del
>>16470
tag yourself in this tok, I'm the bit where she goes round and round
BOY YOU TURN ME


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.16472 del
Well, I think I kind of fixed my script, now to run it on actual profiles that matter and we'll be doing quite fine.
It's churning through ruru's profile and since it's the one with a whole bunch of SD toks + there's a lot of deleted ones it's what I'd call "gracefully failing" to download anything.
>>16471
>tag yourself in this tok
I'm at the INSIDE OUT (we hate beijing buddy >>16470 )


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.16473 del
This is actually so good, and I've got all of them automatically without breaking anything (well after ironing a few bugs out).
I freaking LOVE programming.


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 22:08 [Preview] No.16474 del
>remember that OhhPinkk exists
>check her channel
>she's live
Tenshi has a breakup? No streams for days. OhhPinkk will be streaming 18 hours a day, every day to a viewership of 0 people


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.16475 del
Acidroomcos? More like Acid fresh hds...plays?
I'm so happy with how well this works, I'll do the rest tomorrow since I don't want to leave it unsupervised so it doesn't break but it's so nice that there's so many toks in HD (but worse bitrate) for me to scroop now.


Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 22:54 [Preview] No.16476 del
>>16475
danke jaskiar, you are a neko saint


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.16477 del
(94.84 MB acidv2.zip)
>>16476
I assume you are the Acid Poster but anyway here's all of the acids that I've got off of tiktok that I've had only in SD before.
Plus the 2 newest that got upgraded.
I'd post some toks but the zip is already ~100 megs and I still have to check stuff before I download again so good morning nekos :D


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.16478 del
Funny that they're so aggressive with that recompression that they don't care if original video isn't just better to serve.


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.16479 del
>>16477
No I'm not Acid Poster, muahahahaha~
I, am Googling Gary! With this 'chive of gemerald Acid toks, I can now impersonate Acid Poster and ruin his reputation even further!

Here, my first devilish post.

BAD morning to the nekos, hehehehe~


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.16480 del
>>16479
Oh yea I'm happy that this one got another version (than SD) since it's my favorite acid tok :D
>ruin his reputation even further
Yea like that's possible lol :D

I'm thinking about rewriting massive swathes of my script because it's really bad rn. Well normally I wouldn't but I saw that the cave awemer got updated and it's got a different way of pulling videos that doesn't suck as much as mine does and is definitely just straight up faster now that tikwm is out of the picture.
It will be a lot of work… But I should do it… Ugh.


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.16481 del
>>16480
Thank you for your service neko


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.16482 del
I get to post the first Dei tok of 2025!!!!!


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.16483 del
>>16481
No problem. Also I just checked tikwm too to see what's up and whoever is doing that site just added an option to download HD toks again but basically only through the site @ https://tikwm.com/originalDownloader.html
So I guess we could get HD toks for some favorite fus manually (if they actually uploaded)


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.16484 del
nekos I am once again asking for music to study to


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.16485 del
>>16484
Normally I put some electronic music in the background at a volume just high enough to drown out any noise but not too high so I don't get too focused on the music.
Something like https://youtube.com/watch?v=lVa2oFCqX24 [Embed] for example. Or Dance with the Dead albums. Anyway if you have anything already downloaded you should just pick something from your favorites with little to no lyrics because it makes those the best background track imo.


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.16486 del
>endchan deleted the list part from the embed
I was wondering if it will do that, anyway imagine I've posted the actual full album list.


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.16487 del
>>16484
just google "metal gear solid 5 song list"

thank me later ;)


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.16488 del
holy macaroni their dog has been outside yapping for half an hour and they just do not give a care, i hate women so much


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.16489 del
>>16488
>1(6)488
Nekka look at your numbers!!!!111
It is what it is, I don't think you can do much about it except grin and bear (or get better insulation/headphones)


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.16490 del
>>16489
I should've posted thinkler for that epic get, it's over...
>>16489
>spoiler
Better headphones is gonna be an investment I make when I get some money


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.16491 del
>>16490
This guy HATES downloading new acid toks in HD.
Okay, I'll do it MYSELF buddy, just for you (even though I don't think recent acids were that good but still)
>an investment I make when I get some money
Actually even barring that you got a job and stuff, I don't think you need to buy expensive headphones, just full ones if you want them to insulate you well. As in the ones that have no holes and cover your ears well, also not bottom of the barrel full headphones are not that expensive probably like 50 quid or whatever for you.


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.16492 del
(986.40 KB 720x1280 7120304845214502149.mp4)
>>16491
>even though I don't think recent acids were that good
in minecraft you have to dig through the coal before you find the gemeralds

>like 50 quid
furhaps, I'll get myself some decent headphones for my birthday. Trying to save most of my wages until I quit at the end of august now, so I can then invest the rest :)


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.16493 del
(11.05 MB 720x1280 7508663324997848342.mp4)
>>16492
>I'll get myself some decent headphones for my birthday
It might be a little wack to recommend you source in polish but here's a thread https://forum.mp3store.pl/topic/87462-polecane-s%C5%82uchawki-nauszne-co-wybra%C4%87-temat-og%C3%B3lny/
You can basically paste the list into translator and check out specific models, the best ones actually didn't change that much over the years. You can probably pick any from the "up to 250" (so like up to 50 quid for you) and get decent sound that won't get much better (with spending more money on headphones) unless you actually buy some audiophile setup.


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.16494 del
>>16490
>Better headphones is gonna be an investment I make when I get some money
didnt you buy new headphones like half a year ago? i remember you blogposting about them and then someone posted that study that using soundproof headphones makes you more autistic


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.16495 del
>>16494
I bought some cheap headphones for my desktop PC approximately 7.3 months ago when my original ones broke, then in February of this year I purchased new bluetooth earbuds which had sound cancelling capabilities.


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.16496 del
>>16495
>earbuds
naurrr this nekka puts things inside of his holes


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.16497 del
>>16496
call my ears nozzomi because they are plugged up


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.16499 del
(804.29 KB 720x1280 7106324961639337262.mp4)
@nekos
>For whoever was asking before, I believe anybody should be able to create a board now.
>What would a new board be about? We're already in the tiktok board on the tiktok website
Two new posts on the 'chen that might be of great interest to da nekos.


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.16500 del
>>16499
what if: tiktok board but made it better
also this audio is funny if you understand the lyrics @catto thoughts? i giggled


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.16501 del
>>16499
Burmese News!!!


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 21:38 [Preview] No.16502 del
The infatuation is over, the spell is broken, I'm free


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.16503 del
>>16502
I love elaborate posts with lots of details and context on my neko


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 21:48 [Preview] No.16504 del
>>16503
Yo, listen up here's a story
About a neko guy
That lives in a BGC world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just he
Himmlers inside and outside
ENBY his house
With a autistic little window
And a trans corvette
And everything is queer for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody for kissing


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 22:28 [Preview] No.16506 del
nekochen board idea: dame tu cosita, uh uh, dame tu cosita, ai toma


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 22:34 [Preview] No.16507 del
>>16503
honestly, not much to say, I think the few months of infatuation I had with himmler have now worn off and I can see the faults and flaws of them as a person, they're still alright, decent to be friends with, but the romantic inclinations I had? Those were very silly. I would be pulling my hair out if I was dating them.

I think sexooo majesto is corrupting michealangelo, it's over.


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.16508 del
>>16504
you have NOT gotten over himmler yet, it will return on sunday


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.16509 del
>>16508
buddy, you don't know me, i get over people real quickly and anyway i'm pretty sure i've moved on to a completely different nonbinary pal who is actually single and kinda cyuuuute


Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.16510 del
>>16509
>i get over people real quickly
you still talk about that polish girl from your class 5 years ago


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.16511 del
>>16510
>you still talk about that polish girl from your class 5 years ago
He's in love with NEKOMIISA (RYO)????? Freaking rulebreaker… I knew that the blogposterneko couldn't be trusted…

Also good morning to the nekos :D


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.16512 del
>>16510
name 1 (one) time.
>>16511
Would it be breaking rule 2 if you knew someone irl and then they became a famous tiktokker like Ryo GERMS?

Not that I knew Ryo irl, I think she's a southern poofter, she did NOT go to my school


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.16513 del
>>16512
>Would it be breaking rule 2 if you knew someone irl and then they became a famous tiktokker like Ryo GERMS
Well, in general I think rule 2 is about unwanted communication from /ttg/ towards tokkers. I wouldn't personally ban anyone that knew a tokfu before they started getting posted or they didn't know /ttg/ existed when they were/started contact*
*I am not the admin of this site so it's my opinion only
Anyway it's just a hypothetical because none of us have had that happen to us (except for Googling Gary)
Tbh the rules are there as a reminder more than anything at this point, I don't believe any nekos would want to be malicious enough to try and circumvent them. Nekos should be kind spirited :D


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.16514 del
>>16513
>I am not the admin of this site so it's my opinion only
That is exactly what endermanmin WOULD say. We've got him, everyneko, dogpile his ass. Defend Googling Gary at all costs.


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.16515 del
>>16514
>Defend Googling Gary at all costs.
>does not read anything I posted
But I've said I wouldn't ban him… You don't have to defend him then.


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.16516 del
>>16515
Reading is hard, I thought you were attacking my king, Gary.

Oh yeah, forgot to say good morning to the nekos :D


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.16517 del
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UP SIDE DOWN


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.16518 del
>>16378
This is P.C Davenforth of the Skegness Constable Service, I am here to serve you a warrant for arrest for your harassment of GX Tenshi. Please present yourself at your local police station within 48 hours.


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.16519 del
>>16518
tf is she yappin about


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.16520 del
>>16519
according to her twitter she's been getting harassment? though it's NOT EVAN OKAY??? HE TREATED HER WITH NOTHING BUT KIDNESS AND RESPECT. I-


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.16521 del
>kidness
phil


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.16522 del
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This is such a fun problem. It'll probably not interest any of you but I'll yap anyway. This is a board game and there are only 2 rules, you can sprint or stroll and you move 2 forwards if you roll 6 on sprint (otherwise go 2 backwards) and you go 1 forwards if you roll 5,6 on stroll (otherwise go 1 backwards). If you land at 1 you get eternally damned and if you land at 5 you get 1 dollar. What is the best tactic to move and what's the chance to get to the dollar?


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.16523 del
>>16522
is it if you roll a 5 OR 6 for stroll? so you have a 1/3rd chance, whereas the sprint is a 1/6th chance to win or lose.

I feel like your best odds are just going for stroll


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 17:16 [Preview] No.16524 del
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Holy fyp pull


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 17:27 [Preview] No.16525 del
>>16522
stroll until you are on space 2, then always sprint


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.16526 del
>>16524
what the hecko rare


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.16527 del
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>>16523
>I feel like your best odds are just going for stroll
Yes, from the starting position
>>16525
That is also true, though that's a bit harder to prove I think. I didn't think the whole thing through exactly so maybe it's not that hard though.
I don't want to spoil it if anybody is interested in getting to the result themselves but the guy in the video solved it with a nice piece of what I think is dynamic programming, but I think it can be solved with regular math more or less. Anyway the chance of getting a dollar is around 21% from the 3rd spot (the starting spot), if you do the optimal solution
>>16524
Middle finger art installation 🖕? LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOO


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.16529 del
>>16528
really good tok, I should watch serial experiments lame some day


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.16530 del
>>16528
Happy, in her lane, flourishing.


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.16531 del
>>16529
dont bother


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.16532 del
>>16531
is it bad?


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.16533 del
>>16532
its not bad but its not close to what people hype it up to be
its fans act pretentious about it but it was just a normal 12 episode anime


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.16534 del
>>16533
>its fans act pretentious about it but it was just a normal 12 episode anime
how i felt after watching evangelion tbh


Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.16535 del
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>>16530
>ksnip
Everything reminds me of her... 😔


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.16536 del
oh i forgot to mention @phoebe
when i did the 90 kg diddly, I tried doing pullups with a weight vest on (after my climbing workout was done) and I could do 3 with +17kg
once you reach 12 pushups in one set you can try to do that (probably doable now)


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.16537 del
>>16535
Lol, it's from kde snipping/snippet tool though.
>>16536
>I could do 3 with +17kg
I definitely wouldn't be able to pull myself up with +17. I doubt I would with +10.
Also I've done 12x5 but not in a way that would count as "doing it" as in I've done them with letting go of the bar, but I think I'm gonna try to go for 1-handed or something like archer pull ups because I'm going to plateau fast otherwise most probably.


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.16538 del
boni removed this tok from her 3 pinned ones


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.16539 del
>>16538
She read your post about Lou mogging her and got really angry. This is 100% factual and exactly what happened.
Hi Boniiiiiiiii!!!!! 👋👋👋👋


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.16540 del
just dropped a trvth anvil on the burma news page
read it at your own discretion. not for the faint of heart. blackpill imminent.


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.16541 del
just dropped a trvth anvil on the burma news page
read it at your own discretion. not for the faint of heart. blackpill imminent.


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.16542 del
>>16540
>>16541
trvth so harsh, he posted it twarce


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.16543 del
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>>16540
Well, you're kinda right but also maybe not really? Like my 2 MVF (Most Valuable Fus) are Puerto Rican and Argentinian.
I think LATAM definitely is in a strong position though among the nekos.
>>16541
Tok so nice he posted it twice :D


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.16544 del
>>16543
>also maybe not really?
counter-argument: madokadecroccs
see >>105111


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.16545 del
>>16544
Well I'm not saying I don't post any brazilians, but she's not my main fu, maybe in the top 5.


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.16546 del
>>16545
woah woah woah, buddy, nobody said anything about being brazilmains. I know you main boring shit like Kubrick or Pudge so don't come at me!


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.16547 del
can we make up our fucking minds where we're posting???


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.16548 del
>>16546
>Kubrick or Pudge
I have probably less than 10 games combined on both of those. And over 3k matches played.
I'm already out of new toks… It's over…


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.16549 del
>>16547
Tbh it is funnier the way we're doing it but I think we can just use 'chen unless you really love endchan :D Yes I know you hate it DUMPASS YOU CLICKED LMAO GOT YOU


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.16550 del
>>16546
his name is Kunkka, and Pudge isn't a boring hero, he's one of the most interesting heroes in dota 2 history


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.16551 del
nekos be like: i love this fucking slowhole and hate liveposting


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.16552 del
>posts on end to troll the nekos
broblem?


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.16553 del
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Liveposting is so tiresome, laylays have no idea how stressful it is to have all the missing letters on my keyboard on a .txt and having to alt+tab ctrl+c ctrl+v them in real time.


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.16554 del
>>16553
HAHAHA


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.16555 del
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>>16553
Don't worry, I won't make fun of you even if you type slow. Though you really should buy a working keyboard finally bud. Like just do it.


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.16556 del
>>16553
turn on an onscreen keyboard and become an osu player


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.16557 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mXHKjFKBC0g [Embed]

With patreon packs to share
We spoke of rares and links
Although it wasn't fair
He said see you on end
Which came as some surprise
I post with neko guys
We must have chenned alone
A long long time ago

Oh no, not me
I never post Kotooo
You're face to face
With the man who made the board

I laughed and (You)'d his post
And took my 'chive back home
I searched for forum threads
For years and years, I trolled
I grazed a greenly field
At all the millions herd
We must have chenned alone
A long long time ago

Oh no, not me
I never post Kotooo
You're face to face
With the man who made the board
Oh no, not me
I never post Kotooo
You're face to face
With the man who made the board


Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.16558 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2yUWoHPAM6I [Embed] timestamp 4:15
chaz stream idea where he doesnt play two minutes to blowing my brains out????


Anonymous 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.16559 del
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Come Briton Nerevar, and bring the swede who's studying portuguese with you, i might need him to reduce a criminal bitcoin sentence i've done recently.


Anonymous 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.16560 del
>>16559
The neko pictured? Funky Poster btw.


Anonymous 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.16561 del
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Posting here because of multi-file attaching.

Went to games expo, was honestly a drag, all the games were BRAND NEW IN BOX and so full priced, I ain't paying £80 for a board game buster, so the only things I bought was a T-Shirt and some hot chocolate that tasted good so I can have it at home.

Went in with a budget of £80 for the trip, came home having spent like £40, even after getting a 'za afterwards with friends, pics related.


Anonymous 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.16562 del
>>16561
good looking quacamole pidza


Anonymous 05/31/2025 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.16563 del
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Back from the Sexcon.
Went in with a budget of €80 for the trip, came home still having €79.50, even after getting (You)r mum, (You)r aunt and (You)r sister.


Anonymous 05/31/2025 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.16564 del
>>16563
+2 (€)


Anonymous 06/01/2025 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.16565 del
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>>16561
>I went to a con and all I've got is this lousy T-shirt
I guess at least you've got decent pizza :D
>>16564
Naurrrr he got paid allowance from mum, aunt and sister.



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