>>20780
Neko be like
<are you "that one 48 donuts eater"?!
>dessert
<how can you eat any more, haven't you eaten enough already?
>dessert

>>20783
Neko but 48 donuts is too much to eat for a desert…

I have, well halfway finished moving stuff. Takes a long time to move 500gbs especially when your ssd is real crap…

>>20784
ssd? yeah thats me
strong sviden dude and heres a rocket ship I drew 8=====D~~

>>20785
>sviden dude
True.
>strong
Ahahahhahabahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha huuuuuuygh

>>20786
\_\
One day I will maybe start working out again and then you're donezo, bud

>>20787
Aaaaaaany second now, I'm quakin n shakin bud :D

<chud drivers license
WHAT THE FLIP?

>>20788
>Ari got a drivers license before half the nekos did
Driveletnekos, your response?
As for me, I am double certified. I am allowed to operate heavy machinery on the road AND in the workplace ⛄

>>20789
first of all, I am vegeta
second of all, thats arie not ari you freaking dumpass
third off, I take the bus so I can look at tiktoks on my commute

fourth off, something wrong, I hold my head, maeve got snakebites, my tokker dead

>>20790
Fun fact: Arie is also Ari but Ari is not Arie
Thats how set theory works, buster. Pwnd.

>>20791
funfact: this is a get theory

CHECK EM

time to play my vidya i bought a few days ago

the gameplay was actually so fucking boring and the crosshair for the gun was NOT in the center of the screen, it was actually like 10% of the way down which was kinda nauseating

>>20789
I look like the guy on the license (I'm a chud) so basically it's the same as having the license 😎
>>20790
>maeve got snakebites, my tokker dead
You laff but madoka(decrocss) got some kind of eyebrow piercing…
It's beyond over (you can see it in the new toks) (it's real) (nao falsa)

>>20795
looks cute, I do not care. I am not one of you piercing haters, I think they can look good and THR PIERCING RIGHT THERE LOOKS GOOD

>>20796
Yea buddy but you also love fatty bumbums so I question your taste

>>20797
:/

new challenge: stop being mean to me for a week

new thread already

if i see one more goldship cosplay im gonna fucking croak

>>20798
I could but I'd probably forget halfway through especially since I'm not really mean to you most of the time.
Just some of the time if I feel like giving you a poke.
>>20800
Be glad I don't have access to my PC, I'd post new scarletsaya :D

>>20521
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reminder

ugh, movie neko forgot to announce the movie, time and channel he'd be streaming on again, if only he was smarter, cooler and more chadly and remembered to do that kinda stuff.

>>20802
ugh thats so early in the morning for me
i guess ill go to sleep at a more reasonable time than i normally do
b-but not because i like yall or anything

<are you that one neko that-
>yezzir


happy holidays from all the nekos on nekochen.net!

this isn't even a parody, this is just how fat hater neko thinks unionically

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a9RE-EU8KZI [Embed]
>
No age just ain't a gauge
I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic
The winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
Like Sizzler

She got a beef, we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip
But not in bed, I don't play rough
No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up

Just independent like NOFX
Smart like Janeane Garofalo
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, G

You know what I really want in a girl? Me

>>20804
Be there or be square bud 😎
>>20806
>this is just how fat hater neko thinks unionically
>be nice to me for a week
You deserve any trashing coming your way from the other guy honestly.

>>20806
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=a9RE-EU8KZI
did you link the wrong song?

Most heartbreaking feeling: spending 35 minutes on a parody to realize by the last paragraph that you have come up with an even funnier idea and having to redo everything from scratch
I dont even think the first version is that funny anymore. One single sentence gave me such a mcuh better idea that this entire song, I am legit on the last verse, is now moot.

>>20810
Sorry but I do not know how that feels.

>>20811
You dont know what a heartbreaking feeling feels like because you have no heart, you cold, mean rudeness machine of a man you are.... （︶^︶）

>>20812
No bud, the joke is that I have never made a song parody so I don't know how that feels DUMPASS… I don't think I did too, at least I don't remember any.
Anyway I've done legs today so I will be dying (nao falsa) (I will wipe my toks so YOU don't get them 🖕🖕🖕🖕)

>>20813
>so I will be dying (nao falsa) (I will wipe my toks so YOU don't get them 🖕🖕🖕🖕)
how can you be so heartless....

>>20814
Tbf I should probably set up a deadman's switch that would do that because honestly while there's nothing illegal on my drives I don't feel like anyone should be able to muck about in my data since some of it is just private.
I could send you my Kay archive in my will :D You'd probably want that :D

just had a 5 hour nap, also feel very tired and sick, worried that I've caught the dreaded fresher's flu despite eating 3 oranges a day

>>20808
listening to the song until 1:57 is hard

ngl I am close to not drinking another piece of liquid for the rest of my life because washing glasses is a fucking annoyance and a half im ngl
>>20816
I listened until 1 min 30s trying to find a place to fit your lyrics into the rhythm of the song and gave up

>>20816
sorry that "listening to the song until 1:57 is hard" comment is mean, i shouldve written in the original post when those lyrics start

>grocery shop for 1 hour
>wash dishes for 1 hour
>shit for 1 hour
and just like that, my entire day is gone

>>20819
Damn, this nekka works for 8 hours a day (and has 2.5h commute one way).
Rip to the real one 🪦

>>20819
>shit for 1 hour
used to do this at work, I'd sit on the toilet for like an hour and a half playing slay the spire, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

>>20820
no, I woke up at noon after playing cs for 9 hours until 6 am
Real heroes dont wear capes

>>20822
how do you play this ice skatting hell of a game? i have a 5070 and this game still feels like i have 50 ms inputs

>>20823
>5070
imagine how high you could peak in valorant

>>20824
i only play like 3-4 games to get the drop and never touch until next week, valorants runs really smooth

>>20825
c-can you carry me back to plat where I belong?

>>20823
> i have a 5070 and this game still feels like i have 50 ms inputs
your settings are prolly messed up
Im unironically on 45 fps some matches and 140 fps other matches and I still feel fine

>>20826
I play with a controller, I’m the one who gets carried

>>20828
*play controllers not with controllers

>>20828
>>20829
I played deadlock and hit my peak, controllers are the ones who control the game, any fucking retard can click heads, duelists arent needed

>>20830
> any fucking retard can click heads
except you
check tab lil guy

>>20831
>any FUCKING retard
yes, I am a virgin :3

>>20832
no non-virgins are playing valorant to begin with so I assumed you mean it as an adjective and not a verb

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>>20833
legends say one neko has had sex, almost a dozen years ago, and he played valorant once

>acid got a nose ring

**I like it, and FUCK YOU if you dont*

new maeve, we rave

>>20836
I am not a fan
>>20837
She looks very different but cute

>>20838
>I am not a fan
FUCK YOU

>>20836
disasterous

>>20840
>looks cute
>cool new cosplay
*crickets*
>incredibly small piercing you can hardly notice
"im seething im crying i hate the world life is not wonderful"
grow up!!

The 'chen works the same as it ever did. Any real reason why we're not posting on it?
No cop out answers, there's no boogeyneko in the shadows looking to steal your archives nya-ha-ha 😈

im coming out as a osu player
sorry

>>20842
I don't worry about my archives, more worried about someone being a shithead and mitm me to install some shitty ransomware and me having to wipe my drives (with other data that I care about)
>>20843
My condolences xir

Now that I think about it the only thing that stuck with me from that movie is the thinspo that you always look good even in wack clothes as long as you're starvation mode.

>>20845
oh yeah, that totally happened
did anyone ever find a plot synopsis
i felt really lost watching it

>>20846
Honestly don't worry about it. I've watched it pretty intently and I think I understand probably most of it and it's like whatever.

>>20847
i hope the next weekends movie isn't like that....

something wrong,
I hold my head,
maevey released a bad tok,
my latam 'fu is dead

>>20848
I've got bad news for you neko...
Based on the past history of the movie nights, you've got a pretty nice chance that the next weeks movie will be like that.
>>20849
Can't be worse than releasing a tok with a nosering...

>>20850
heh
it'll be alright
hanging out with yall on twitch chat is its own kind of fun <3

>>20851
The secret is that's most of the fun because movieneko has bad taste (no 🧢)

>>20852
he really just gets free reign on movie picks doesn't he

>>20844
>someone being a shithead and mitm me to install some shitty ransomware and me having to wipe my drives
I don't know what any of those words mean!!!!

>>20853
at least his 'fu doesn't have facial piercings or bad tattoos, so his taste is better than le mine

>>20855
rude
also incorrect
facial piercings don't make one fu better or worse than another
most of the time...

>>20856
posting a 'fu with facial piercings to prove they are chopped and mopped

>>20857
this fu has piercings and she still looks cyute!

see, she's really pretty!

>>20858
thats a filter, piercings frauding in the big 26.

haters will say "would be cuter without the snake bites" and then post funky

>>20860
bleh
okay what about this fu?

>>20854
Don't worry about it, ransomware doesn't exist and backups are for chumps.

and here's a different one!

>>20858
pretty cute, looks like madoka
>>20859
alright, like germ
>>20860
holy moly 10/10 wifeable
>>20861
thats a child buster
>>20863
face weirdly shaped, we call him mambo number 5, lou bogga

>>20864
>that's a child
says 18 in the bio...

>>20865
you've got to admit she looks pretty young, I never would've guessed 18

>>20866
i don't have to admit shit actually
but here's another one

>>20845
yeah true
thank you mr bonald posterior streamer for parting us with such profound wisdom
>>20852
>>20851
if I put on a good movie, everyneko will be too busy watching the screen instead of laughing at my jokes in chat but you guys are not ready for that conversation （︶^︶）

in other news: windows 10 is no longer supported as of mid october so I guess me transitioning to linux will happen way earlier than I thought

>>20868
>windows 10 is no longer supported as of mid october
Get ltsc (long term support channel), well that is if you got the pirated one so you could get like 2 additional years of security.
But yea I'm already on loonix because I hate dem microsoft upadtes

>>20869
meh I was going to go linux sooner or later anyways so this just gives me more reason to
I was initially going to wait until I get a new pc to turn that one into a linux box to get a hang of how linux "works" from the start and then eventually turn this one into like a server or something but I dont think Ill get a new pc for at least 5 years
So I will just take a week or so to go through all my files, keep what I want to keep and then wipe the rest before changing OS

>linoox
>2025
lol

>>20870
Just get some popular distro, probably Debian or Mint? I'm gonna switch to Debian next upgrade most probably but I'm using an older version of xubuntu now, though I don't like the direction ubuntu is going so yeah.
>>20871
>winblows 11
ISHYGDDT

>>20872
works on my machine

>>20873
My condolences

>>20862
I'm going to post horses until you explain what could actually go wrong, preferably in words that a Kayposter would understand.
>>20800
🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

>>20875
goldship only works on big tall girls with big thighs

>>20875
>words that a Kayposter would understand
It could be like that time Kay left the internet and nuked most of her socials because she got bullied too hard or something I dunno.

>>20876
Well, wouldn't you look at description of tokrelated.
>>20877
>left the internet
She just posted something very nekocoded 3 hours ago on her TokTok.

its so over never trusting again

>>20878
>on her TokTok.
Sorry I don't have access to her @.

>>20872
yeah I was looking a bit at debian but Ill probably look more into it when time approaches
I know a guy who is heavy into linux irl so I might call him up for some advice too
>>20874
>my condolences
lol
>>20878
>Well, wouldn't you look at description of tokrelated
my neko, we can't see the metadata on endchan

>>20880
We Kaybros are heiling on the 'chen, maybe if you weren't such a scaredycat you could join in...
>>20881
Copy the numbers and paste them on your computer machine you lazybones.

>>20881
>I know a guy who is heavy into linux irl so I might call him up for some advice too
Honestly a good idea since he might be willing to help you troubleshoot whatever might come up early.
I mean I would try too but I'm not exactly the biggest linuxhead around
>>20882
>We Kaybros are heiling on the 'chen
Yeah? I'm gonna make my own 'chen with KayTV and Heil'oKitty theme.

>>20883
>KayTV
more like GayTV and it will ONLY have the best of the best gachi remixes

>>20883
cute cosplay

>>20884
Sorry all the gay posts will be auto banned. Mentioning gachi will result in 24 hour timeout.
>>20885
Look quick!

>>20886
>Mentioning gachi will result in 24 hour timeout.
Fuck you, leatherman. How about you get out of that jabroni outfit, huh

Hutao hours

>>20887
You'd like to settle this right here in the ring huh? I don't wrestle with smartasses though.
>>20888
>stole my trips
Fuck↗You↘

>>20889
>You'd like to settle this right here in the ring huh?
Come here ♂ College ♂ Boy ♂

>>20890
Sorry but I don't know any more funny gachi quotes.
Also I'm dying from boredom at my job but not hard enough to actually do something productive so I'm in the hell of my own making send help.

>>20891
16 hour shift today?
actually stupid question since you posted at 6 am and youre still supposedly at your job so it has to be one of those
you should bring a grip trainer with you to work so you can do reps on that while sitting and waiting around
would probably make your forearms hella strong

>>20892
bro works on sundays? tuff

>>20892
That would probably make me overwork my forearms in anger. On the other hand it might be a good bad idea.
I'll think about it on the payday next month.
>>20893
It do be doo ba like that...

>>20894
Bring a pump with you to work so you can do reps on that while sitting and waiting around.
Would probably make your dick hella veiny.

>>20895
I read your first sentence only and began to write a joke reply to >>20894 where I would just copy paste your post but add the word "dick" infront of the word pump
Then as I had finished typing the first sentence, I started reading the next one and found out you were one step ahead of me. Sly devil 😈

>>20895
But I don't want my dick hella veiny...

That feeling when life is wonderful again >>>

Asked my Japanese friend for some movie recs
He recommended Kimi no Na wa
Dang I didnt know Chazrick was ontop of the Japanese game from the start. Respect to that old geezer he knows what's hot

>>20899
>he recommended the highest grossing anime film of all time
woah, real cinephile over there

>>20900
He said he loved that movie so he probably just picked something close to heart that he also thought gaijin would be able to stomach

plugged up

its hard out here posting on the pete sometimes
it gets so dead out of nowhere

>>20903
When I looked at peter and mole, I noticed that one got quiet whenever an argument started on the other site so probably go check endchans ttg, they might be arguing about some drama there

>>20904
anons in the cave seem to be talking about car-anon
honestly though, i feel like they are confusing him with a bad anon

>>20905
>about car-anon
I do not know who that is

>>20906
he's the one anon of the 50+ that owns a car, the rest are NEETS, thus he's by far the most interesting person on the board.

>>20907
wtf, you're telling me I couldve been a renowned namefag if I just divulged the information that I owned a car for a year back on .moe?? FUCK

>>20907
he's rather young and he has passive suicidality
but he's nice, i hope he stays safe
and i don't think he is the bad anon that people are claiming he is

>>20909
>he's rather young and he has passive suicidality
he's le average imageboard poster??
>>20908
I've read enough of your blogposts scrolling across my screen to know that you're public transport cucking and have been for years, welcome back to mediocracy

>>20911
if only you could know you were living in the best of times before they're over

o7

>>20910
>to know that you're public transport cucking and have been for years
yeah that car ended up having an electrical short when I went to swap some brake lights and the mechanics quoted €7000 for the fix because they said it was some fuel pump hose + other bullshit (I did not believe it but didnt wanna pay to find out because the car was as old as I was)
My dad ended up calling his mechanic friend and said he could have the (potential wreck) car for parts if he paid the diagnostic fee to release it from the shop and then he took it, changed the battery and it worked again
Oh well. My parents wanted to give me one of the cars they had a few months ago but I said no because I don't want to pay for that shizz
>>20911
No more kino toks. EVER. I love making toks but I will never ever ever ever never make good ones again

>>20905
>in the cave seem to be talking
What is this cave thing, anony?

I think driving is fun tho. Very relaxing. I used to pick my friend up and go driving around whateverwhichway we felt like to go to cafés and shit. One of the best and only compliments I ever got was from my friend that said she felt that I was a safe driver and that she could relax while I was driving, as opposed to being semi-nervous like with everybody else.
Ok I've made too many posts in a row now

im tired but its not even 8pm
forced to stay awake and eat oranges

this deck of flashcards im going through for listening comprehension has a lot of excerpts from JoJo

I wasnt born to study and go to school and all that gay shit
I shouldve been born American so I could be off in some shithole country fighting war with a squad of people whom I would die for and who would die for me

>>20918
does your country not have a military

>>20919
My people have not seen warfare since Napoelon. We have a military but since long before people stopped using swords and sabres, we have had nobody to throw bodies at

>>20920
>using swords and sabres
Can I move in? I could use some sparring partners to master my sword-fighting 😳

>>20921
>to master my sword-fighting
Just thrust again, milord *clicks* 🖱🖱
Master-strike again, milord 🖱🖱🖱

>>20922
neko im pretty sure he's talking about the kind of sword fighting Henry gets up to in the sequel... the type that made SayNoToWoke unrecommend the game

>>20923
NOOOOOOOOOOO THE WOKE LIBSHARK AGENDA STRIKES AGAIN

>>20924
>>20922
>Just thrust again, milord
top 10 things peter wants to hear you say tonight

>university gym has no shower facilities
pretty freaking stupid if you ask me, so I can't work out b4 class and if I do it after I'd have to get on the bus for an hour to get home?

nah

>>20867

based

TURN ON TIKTOK RIGHT NOW KINO TOK KINO TOK

>>20926
Dude, I had the same problem. I had to walk like 2 km to uni, so I would sweat a lot

>>20929
I also have the problem of seeing too many goldship cosplays, im gonna fucking croak

>>20930
post them

>>20931
cant, used all my harddrive space on rare kay pics and rare snooooojak videos

>>20932
delete them

Wish I could reset my YouTube homepage Bro is sending me Minecraft months after I watched a single one

For some reason, these toks made me smile ear to ear the moment I saw even a second of them
They are so fucking kino. Another boycos...
Thank you Jahweh for blessing me with this

>Bonbi cosplays South Park
I sleep
>Boni cosplays South Park
Imma b right there
Get it? b right there cus there's an extra b that is missing in Boni's name compared to Bonbi? Haha, and it's like, Imma bee right there. Let the haters run they mouth

I LOVE BOYCOSTOKS I LOVE WHEN MY FU COSPLAYS BOYS

>>20934
already posted about it slowpoke >>20928

>>20935
>Babbles cosplays South Park
tfw no babbles toks

>>20936
post of the year

>>20936
THIS FUCKING SONG WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY

MATTER OF FACT I WANT YOUR FRIEND IM ALLOWED TO SWITCH

>Girl cosplaying girl
I sleep
>Boy cosplaying girl
The other nekos wake up, but I remain asleep
>Girl cosplaying boy
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HAVE ARRIVED

>>20940
>cat in the foreground
>cat in the background
>cat tattoo
yeah this one was for the nekos

>>20942
Two* cat tattoos
Hello Kitty (nekocore) and Nyan Cat (nekocore)

>>20940
I dont want duos. Matter of fact, I want your friend. I'm allowed to switch.
dreadful (my wife) having to suffer through playing with me (her husband) and some unfunny finnlander

>>20943
only thing nekocore is losing weight, gonna weigh myself tomorrow and see how the first week went :D

>>20945
I think I have lost weight in the last two weeks too tbh
I am too lazy to shop for food, cook the food and then digest the food

>>20946
thats one thing we do NOT have in common, everything else though we're like the same person, even the same rank in valo :D

>>20947
If you are me then I know you want to watch this a second time

>>20948
watched it, time to die (sleep)

Today is the day I will definitely not host a new 'guca.

>>20945
update?

>>20951
today i stayed up to late and will have a very sleep deprived day at work later

>>20952
down 1.4, if I manage that as an average for the next 15 weeks I'd be chuffed and stuffed

>>20953
Good luck neko, you're going to need it. I've got a nightshift and it WILL make me grumpy again (mostly the 2nd one tomorrow but the one today probably too)

good morning to everyneko that has ever posted a babbles tok

>>20955
>good luck neko
omg he called me a neko
that basically means I have successfully assimilated here
<3

>>20956
I hope I have never sent a babbles tok, that way I can say 🖕😎🖕
>>20957
The secret is everyone posting here is a neko, just call yourself a neko and you're a neko, it's that simple

>>20957
#NotMyNeko #ContinueNekoHate #CloseBorders

like a true neko

>>20960
bruh is still playing wplace skull emoji prideflag emoji

>>20961
yes im level 182 now
ive baited the neko so i could brag about useless things

>>20962
>spoiler
post a big ass fucking blog if you really want to bait the nekos

>>20955
its over... no more whimsical joy and joyful whimsicality...
he will take his anger out on us any time now, like battered housenekos

posted it again award

I made a letterboxd account to find more incomprehensible movie night kino
Unless my Japanese friend comes in clutch with a recommendation, I have a movie decided for next time

>>20954
Forgot to mention this cus I saw it in school and then forgot about it
W. Let's see if next week's keeps it up

>>20966
>learns something whilst in school
>immediately forgets it
this guy is NOT graduating with honours

>>20964
>he will take his anger out on us any time now
None of you are women so there's no joy in beating y'all. Sorry.
Also my creatine order is coming tomorrow, prepare to get mogged and bogged (it'll probably change nothing)
>>20966
>Let's see if next week's keeps it up
Not to be all doom and gloom but first kilos are water wait most of the time, as in fat is really hard to burn (in my experience my organism will do anything before burning fat, including but not limited to trying to put me to sleep too)

>>20968
>but first kilos are water wait most of the time
I don't drink water, I drink diet pepsi, so checkmate again libshark!!!

I have said this years ago on the 'chen but I have never met a skinny person that drinks diet sodas. Either diet sodas make people fat or only fat people decide to drink soda because they think doing so will actually do something.

>>20970
yuck diet soda taste really bad

>>20970
yes I recall this exact conversation, I said I couldn't tell the difference between a diet soda and a regular soda and you called me a "fatty fatty bum bum" and then posting the mp4 of boni laughing

>>20972
but how cant you taste the difference?

>>20973
how is baldneko bald but i have a full head of hair?
how is shortneko short but im 5'9?
how is gayneko gay but you know i ain't queer?


genetics or some shit

posted it again award

>>20974
what other stuff cant you taste?

>>20976
What do you know but cannot prove? You're supposed to attach text alongside with this macro

https://www.tiktok.com/share/video/7542003990859418894
RARE VIDEO ROULETTE NEKO GIMMICK CERTIFIED CLICK NOW TO FIND OUT WHAT THE TOK IS ABOUT YOU WILL BE SURPRISED OR REPLY-BACK GUARANTEED

>>20977
I CAN TASTE THE SODA YOU FriCKING IDIOT I CAN'T DISCERN A SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DIET AND NON-DIET SODA.

even having two cans and tasting them back to back, yeah they taste a little difference but not to the point where I prefer one over the other, so I just drink diet.
>>20979
i was surprised and hate it, FriCK YOU

>>20978
Well, Neko, the story of Doakes in Dexter was that he was suspicious of Dexter from the beginning, but he simply didn’t know what exactly was wrong with him. His path in the story goes from just mildly suspicious to an overblown obsession. The “you just know but can’t prove it” was just a meme, since he actually didn’t know and couldn’t prove it either

do i need to add more text?

>>20981
#claude why did you post a jpg of james doakes

>>20981
well, while you're at it, I'd like an explanation as to what you intended to convey when you posted >>20976 if that wouldn't be too much of an inconvenience to you 👉👈

>>20983
I just can’t put my finger on it

>>20982
yes i use claude to fix my grammar mistakes im esl sorry

>>20984
>I just can’t put my finger on it
???
you attached the file
???

500 cigarettes

>>20984
>I just can’t put my finger on it
You cannot put your finger on what? What have you been suspicious of neko of from the beginning, but you simply do not know exactly what exactly is wrong?

This post is awared the @@Posted it for the 67th time award@@ ''Hooray!!**

edit: wtf thanks for the award, kind neko

FUCK I PHILLED
>>20986
>>20988
>>20987
I do not understand these posts I HATE THIS SLOWHOLE

>>20989
>but you simply do not know exactly what exactly is wrong?
yes

>>20991
But you ought to have some suspicion or else you can't use that image. What are you suspicious over? ANSWER ME *threatens you with a gun*

>>20990
you don't know 500 cigarettes? well neko 500 Cigarettes, also known as Five Hundred Cigarettes, refers to a scene from the science fiction show The Orville, where 2 gays nekos after tasting fags for the first time ask the computer to 3d printed five hundreds cigarettes

>>20991
Suspicious of who? the post directly above yours? Boni poster? answer me. NOW. *threatens you with a bottle*

>>20993
and 500 hundred more cigarettes.

>>20994
>Suspicious of who?
heh. ackltually 👆🤓 the correct word here is "whom"

>>20996
FriCK YOU

>>20997
I didn't learn the difference until like 2021 back on .moe when a guy replied to me correcting me which I thought was a bit obnoxious but when I asked him the difference, he revealed that it was way easier to understand than I had thought
That guy is my hero

>>20999
IM GONNA EAT YOU, PUNK
GRRRRR

you know what is good? a wireless mouse

you know what is good? (you)r 'fu's toks

>>21001
My mouse has wireless capabilities and since about 2 months after buying it, it has been wired the entire time.
I personally would much rather deal with the annoying but solveable issue of a mouse cord being in the way than to have to charge my mouse in the middle of a game or have to worry about when I will have to go charge it

I prefer wired mouse because I love the 'cord

>>21005
fat thighs horse girl cosplay on the docket

>>21003
just get one with batteries and buy extra ones if it’s close to power down, just change them that’s what i do plus it has a good range of motion and i can use it on my bed like i’m doing right now

>>21007
Whenever I wanted to do that, it would just be in the context of watching youtube videos / series from bed and then I'd just sit up, click once or twice and then lay back down
>just get one with batteries
I care more about the mouse having a nice hand-profile so that'd have to come first and by then, I'm already limited to maybe 2-3 mice that I can accept and none of them have the option for batteries. Plus, having batteries still means you have to monitor the energy levels or risk it dying on you when you dont want it to

>>21008
That’s fine. I just didn’t have this kind of problem since mine has a bright red light when the battery is low, and it takes months to really reach that level

>>21009
have you ever worried about the 5g bluetooth signals coming out of your mouse giving you cancer?

>>21009
I am very neurotic so even knowing that it might reach that red light any time soon would make me constantly think about it. It's like having to go to the dentist in 4 hours but not being able to do something until then because you are just stuck in an endless loop of waiting

>>21010
no, but also really funny sequence of posts
>>21011

>>21012
what about a russian hacker hijacking your bluetooth mouse and making you go live on stream and doxxing yourself?

happened to a neko I know

How the freak do you guys have a bluetooth? Maybe put the forks down and go do 5 sets of brushing your gawtdayumn teeth

nobody reply or +2 his funny joke, he'll develop an insufferable ego and start posting jokes all night

>>21013
why do you think im crazy?

>>21016
forget this post, what i mean do you think im crazy?

>>21016
>>21017
you're not crazy it's a reference to an old neko event

who tryna match my freak?fr

>>21018
i was not familiar with your game

>>21020
I don't understand your reply and I am tired, goodnight to the nekos.
>>21019
MEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW SEXY LADY

that guy is NOT going to sleep, do NOT get it twisted. it is 7 pm

>>21022
I'M GONNA SIT IN BED AND PLAY SLAY THE SPIRE ON MY PHONE WHILST WATCHING OLD NORTHERNLION STREAMS

>>21023
Called it.
Liar Jones Maguire

>>21024
goodnight, sleep tight

>>21021
not going to the gameboard place today?

>>21026
nozzir its monday not a funday

steam autumn sale started the day after i spent my refund money on a few games and one of them went on an 80% discount the day after. fuck my baka life

>>21028
>now thru oct6th
Yea I don't have any muns so sucks to suck.
>planescape torment -70%
I'm probably waiting for winter sale then. It was at -75% last year and the only reason I'm willing to buy it is because steam will probably have linux support for it.

>>21029
I dont even play games so theres no real point for me to buy stuff
I just got some cus I hope that I will play them in weeb tongue when I get to that point half a year from now

remember when tenshi was like "evan is one of my bestfriends" and then they dated for 6 months, she broke up with him, spent a full month making content about being depressed over the breakup, and he was never seen in her chat again?

guess they really were good friends

>>21031
this neko did NOT go to sleep and he is AWAKE (WOKE LIBSHARK) watching tenshi
also thats how relationships usually go, you know

>>21028
>check wishlist
>only 10-20% discount
yeah im skiping

oh yeah, when I go linux I might give hosting meguca locally a try again
if I get that figured out then I doubt hosting it on a vps would be too difficult

>>20930
Te kto znatiesky o algo 💀💀

nekos be like good morning I hope I don't see any goldship cosplays today

im nekos
>>21035
NOOOOOOOOOOO MY DAY IS FriCKING RUINED ALREADY

>>20721
should I make a tok where I buy and review 48 donuts just like my idol maeve? #8ball @@(No)@@

Bloodhound Gang - I wish I was Queer so I could post Boin

>>21035
*Ten (kto znatiesky)
But also I have no idea what's written there, I can only understand one word really, cringe.
Okay, I've transliterated it quickly for those who want to snow ☃ хлопай если твои друзья и не только сказали что косплей на лошадку это криндж , но тебе все равно
>Name field
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it's over for this guy.
>>21037
(Yes)

Also morning (if it were good I'd already be fishing)

>the lastneko to wake up
Its over. Bury me with my labubus

>>21040
You don't have any labubus.
**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c4_jTnsegM**

>spoiler failure
BURY ME BURY ME

>>21041
COME BREAK ME DOWN
BURY BURY ME
I AM FINNISH LIKE YOU

>>21043
>I AM FINNISH LIKE YOU
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NOT BEING FINNISH

>>21044
VITTTTUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TORILLE TAVATAAAAAN WHEN YOUR FU IS COSPLAY BOY I AM SITTIN IN SAUNA PERKELEEEEEEEEE

>>21045
>WHEN YOUR FU IS COSPLAY BOY I AM SITTIN IN SAUNA PERKELEEEEEEEEE
Kinda based tbh, I'd want to have a backyard with a sauna and perkele vittu around in there from time to time.
Boycos < sauna.

>>21046
>Boycos < sauna.
VITTUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU ARE BITSH
If I could have boycostoks on tap, I would pick that over a sauna
You can always build a sauna after the fact, but you cannot get another infinite amount of boycostoks, now can you? Sink about it

>>21039
This audio reminds me of that classic Loser tok that was so kino
Look fast

>>21047
Yea but I like girlcos better and I don't have the money to build a sauna so basically none of your arguments are valid for me.
Let that sink in it's knocking on your door LOOK BEHIND YOU

>>21048
I looked fast, here's my review:
>loser
cringe
>rest of the tok
Good.

>>21049
Newfags sink epic reference
>>21050
AWW NNEKKA YOU GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I agree

>>21051
>YOU GAY
No you. You like boy cos, I love girly girls, we're not the same.
My package with da creatine is ready for pickup, I just need to get my ass out of my house and get it (I will probably get it after work (nightshift again)) so FEAR ME THE BLOATLORD

>>21052
>You like boy cos, I love girly girls, we're not the same.
You are right, we are not the same. I can embrace my love for women even when they look like boys and you are so afraid of your fierce, burning homosexuality taking control over you and making you lose all sense of reality before turning you into a GAY WEREWORLF if you even see a slight hint of boyness in a girl (because you LOVE BOYS AND MEN AND DICK.)
We are not the same.

>creatine
welcome to the club. now we can be fatmaxxers together

>>21053
>a whole paragraph of cope
Laughing crying emoji. Skull emoji. Wilted flower emoji.
>fatmaxxers
WATER WAIT DOESNT COUNT
>tudo que vai
Volta

>>21050
Yes I am attracted to men
Yes I harbour transgender feelings
Yes I blogpost on 'sy

DON'T MAKE FUN OF US LOSERPOSTERS, WE ARE AN ARMY

>>21054
>>tudo que vai
>Volta
WHAT THE HECK THIS GUY IS FLUENT?
>>21055
shemin....

>>21056
>shemin
"Way back on 2chen he was a shemin" is arguably the parody line of the year, it laughs me every time

>>21057
wasn't that last year?
>April
wtf

I will let you know that I am laughing, but FUCK YOU

>>18807

Hello neko-nyan last day of the month are you ready?

>>21061
Do you know that you are replying to Lying Leonard? This is him btw

>>21062
he will eat the worm

>>21062
>This is him btw
>jacked model
Faileth again.

>>21061
I said end of the month but I didn't say witch month :P

>>21061
>>21063
Told you. Weasely little liar Wheatley Linusson strikes again

>>18807
>>19401
>>21065
>I said end of the month but I didn't say witch month :P
This would NOT hold it court, btw.

>>21067
Tbf you did not have a reasonable expectation of him hosting the guca so uhhhh. I think it might?
Depends on the burden of proof in that specific case.

>>21067
too bad you don't have any time left in your busy schedule of defending somalian child rapists to try and sue me. FriCK YOU
#YesAllLawyers #ContinueLawyerHate

>failed to attach a file because I'm using a new browser to check it out
Naurrrrrrr
Anyway the actual answer is me (myself) gotta get off my ass and host that AWS shitshow but I really don't wanna…
Especially since I'd have to learn a lot about cloudflare…

And other various things. I didn't finish my thought and clicked new reply.

>>21068
At least here, even if you enter a contract with someone knowing they might not deliver, that other person is still obligated to fulfill their end of the contract or be eligible for whatever results of the breach of contract may be. That's cus you cannot enter a contract on a "yeah I might do it I might not" unless you enter it with special, explicitly mentioned reservations
Plus, the "I didnt specify which month" was the part I specifically meant would not hold in court because courts here, in the absense of information, go by the most reasonable assumption which would be that "the month" refers to the current month unless context would hint at something else. Since neko said it in the start of a month, they would very likely rule that "the month" refers to the current month, i.e. September

tldr; if he said he is going to do something, he has to do it and since it wasnt specified which month, the most reasonable assumption would hint towards it being the month in question that the message was written during

stuck at 71% so I had to refresh so if I double post, just read it twice BUSTER
stuck at 3% so I refreshed again so if I triple post, read it again, milord

>>21070
I was planning on setting up a 'guca too but I got busy and then didnt have the money and now it's the last day I might as well put it off for another month

>>21072
Yea but that's contract law which I know would most probably play out that way. I've told you it depends on the charges.
On the other hand if you charge him with intent to deceive (with I dunno, let's say something like emotional ruin as a parallel to financial ruin when someone scams you with false info on stocks) then the burden of proof would be higher and you'd have much much harder time.
Anyway I don't even know if you can charge someone under contract law for charitable work since no money exchanged hands so you're probably shit outta luck buddy.

so all that talk about waiting the certificate or something was a lie?

>>21075
#claude explain what you meant by this post

>>21073
>then didnt have the money
You already lost all your money from da job? It's over… We are all brokenekos…

>>21075
What is this guy talking about

>>21077
I had some money in savings but I was expecting to get my student money 2 weeks ago but it was delayed. I was gonna look at server costs and things but then the student loans getting delayed for 2 weeks made me stress over that and now it's come in today and life is wonderful (I bought a box of 48 donuts to celebrate)

>>21079
All the money from his アルバイト gone... all now sitting in tenshi's 401k after having wasted it all on donations, gift subs and merch of hers...

>>21079
For you it's pennies honestly.
I dunno how much you've gotta spend upfront but I think like 50$ would cover everything like AWS hosting, cloudflare and buying a domain off of porkbun or whatever.
Though I guess if you're on a razor thin budget (like me rn) even 50 dollas is a lot.

>>21076
>>21078
some neko here was saying they would host the guca but was waiting for https certificate or something

>>21082
no I dont think that has ever been said
only https certificate that I can remember being mentioned was those weird 301 redirecting casino websites that were delivering nekochen's website bypassing the SSL certificate (and https)
but I may be wrong

>>21082
this didn't happen, the part about waiting for a https certificate specifically is a AI hallucination
t. neko addict that remembers every post
>>21080
>401k
I would genuinely be surprised and astounded if Tenshi was investing even 10% of her income, which obviously she should be investing a lot of it, she lives with her parents and earns thousands every month and doesn't go outside, buddy should be buying a house in Q2 of 2026.
>>21081
yeah it's not expensive at all, but I have a habit of just focusing on one thing and not skipping ahead. I wasn't gonna look at 'guca stuff until the student finances were sorted out, and so I haven't looked at it.

>>21082
Neko… When you host a website acquiring an SSL cert is pretty much trivial.
I think AWS/any bigger server provider might even do it for you if you ask nicely (for a nominal fee)

I'm not a professional, but cloud hosting is quite expensive, especially for small projects. It would make sense if we had around 50 users a day like Chen did, but for just 5 people, the only good side would be faster storage upgrades and site speed

If anyone is really considering this, maybe check other VPS services or try self-hosting

Just my dumb neko opinion

if anoyon is really looking at doing this maybe check other vps services or try to self host

just my neko dumb opnion i would definitely try if i had another pc that i could upgrade with space and knew how to protect the site from cyber attacks

>>21084
>I would genuinely be surprised and astounded if Tenshi was investing even 10% of her income
Her org is sponsored by a bank, surely she is using the same financial literacy tips she had to read out on stream as an ad read

>>21084
>t. neko addict that remembers every post
>>21085
i guess you don't

>>21086
yeah vps + storage + domain is all you need to buy. all the other stuff like apache nginx and that stuff can be set up on the vps alter
I still think the biggest hurdle is figuring out how to mount and run the code. At least that was the most daunting part for me as a codelet. If I knew how to do that I wouldve made the site when I tried messing with that stuff last year

>>21088
>links a post unrelated to what he previously mentioned 'remembering'
tenshi level IQ, somebody check his investment portfolio STAT

>>21089
yeah that i have no idea only tried to do nginx once but was following a ytb tutorial do you have the link of the guca repo not the original but from nekomin?

>>21087
>claims she just wants to be loved and be a good girlfriend
>destroys nova's life
yeah naur she's two faced like the jooker from batman, she reads out the ad read and then buys 80 league skins stuck bronze 2 cannot cs cannot jungle doesnt know how to stack camps or pull creep waves never making it we are the tenshi hater alliance and we live at 113 Norfork Road

>>21091
https://github.com/meowmin/meguca
>>21092
>types all this yap
>sends her £200 and buys her merch
>types in her chat even when the nekos arent hatewatching, meaning he lovewatches on his own
Not beating the allegations

>>21092
she wants to get a higher elo

>>21095
she was saying "im in my single queen era" last year, 2 weeks and 4 days later she announced she's got a new boyfriend.

pretzels lie, they manipulate. they tempt you with hunger but bring you the suffering of thirst.
>>21094
>£200
everytime you mention the number it goes up, curious, must be one of those lawyer tricks you learned at princeton college

>>21096
not the only thing she lies about

>>21096
I am actually keeping track of the number and it has gone down and leveled off with the years. It started with €250 which is ~£218. Check your facts, punkbuster million dollar mustard

>>21097
>full makeup, in a top, choker on, necklace on, unshowered, laying down with her cleavage and armpits showing
>"Can't a girl just lay down??"
The worst part is that it should be lie down, stupid BTICHJ

>>21097
i made the mistake of looking that account
just dont

Actual schizo post: He doesn't follow her on twitter anymore and he did in the past because he retweeted her when they were dating (the retweet is still up)

>>21097
this is like the 5th tiktok she's posted about people commenting on her armpits, you could probably prove that her armpits become a lot more visible in content she posts in the last say 3 months compared to a year before that. but im not schizo enough to waste my time looking into the personal life or posting schedule or some bronze level league player

>>21101
milquetoast post
neko claims schizo energy but afraid to step up to swing the bat
Many such cases!

>>21102
okay fine I'm gonna schizo out

time to go work out but also I will be trying to do like 40 minutes of cardio too (first time in my life)
>>21103
I'll believe it when I see it, Marcus

>>21104
>first time
>going instantly up 40 minutes
Have fun dying

yeah I ran the numbers and it proves my theory correct

yeah I ran the numbers and I still don't feel like hosting guca

yeah I ran for 40 minutes and I feel like dying

>>21108
You ran, ran? Like full speed or jogging speed?

>>21108
I would 100% vomit if I tried high bpm cardio for 40 minutes right now without any easing into it.

>>21107
I was thinking about this but couldn’t come up with a good name for the domain It’s over

>>21111
NNTPchan

>>21112
i hope thats not offensive

>>21105
I managed 33 min and 5 km but I couldve gone for the whole hour i think if not for my shoes being slightly not tight enough and chafing against my foot. the last 500m i managed felt like walking on knives and I still walk funny after

>>21114
i could be a nerd about this but

Congrats neko you're doing well

if i meet tenshi in game

>>21116
if I meet tenshi in game im gonna throw so she loses rank rating :D

>>21115
be a nerd about it, id wanna see what you had to say

and yeah I know treadmill is baby difficulty already

>>21118
I've never tried myself but it said is most efficient than just running

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IzyNWr1ZJWU [Embed]

hey nekos just dropping in to say hi, im on a date with my looksmatch gf right now, she's only a 4/10 with makeup but i still think she's kinda cute, haha i just took this picture of her the glasses make her at least a 6/10

anyway we're gonna go watch a movie and then bone like an mp4, i'll show her the move i learned from kingdom come, thrust on repeat

>>21120
>>21115
same neko? if so, I dont understand the connection between "I could be a nerd about this but" and linking this video

>>21122
idk what you were expecting tbh but "☝️🤓 aKtUaLlY bro, pure running is outdated real sigma athletes use the run walk strat"

i didnt want to sound like that