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/neko/ #2 - TORMENT edition Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No. 861
Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No discord usage
5. No skipping meds
6. lurk moar

last thread: https://endchan.net/neko/res/1.html


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.864 del
>>861
First (new) FUNKY in a new thread!
>TORMENT edition
Does it mean we're only allowed to post TORMENTEEEEEEED LEEEEEEEEESBIANS?


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.865 del
>>864
Only posting tormented lesbians would make Bonald far too powerful...


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.866 del
I took an early sleepy yesterday and instead of getting up early I was sleeping for over 11 hours...
>>860
>25 views per like ratio
>I redid my math and over half her toks are on the 60 views per like ratio
I was interested in how a good ratio looks like so I decided to do the maths on (my old data (because I do not update the counts in cache) of) funky and her total average comes out to ~6 but she's got some videos in 20-40 range and the highest I can see is ~49.
I dunno where I'm going with this but I guess you're right, that would be a pretty awful ratio if she's consistently pulling ~25, since ~10 is an average for big funky videos and you obviously get worse ratio with big reach ones.
>>865
I can still post susu, she's probably a lesbian and tormented... I dunno about any other tokfus I post...
Truly Bonald poster is the most TORMENTED of us all.


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.867 del
I've just noticed you can make a drawing with your post.
I wonder if it'll work.


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.868 del
damn, tadpole chenners dont have THIS feature


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.869 del
>>863
bump limit 500, post limit 1k here


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.870 del
>>866
one of the worst tummy toks I have seen. genuinely acabou


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.871 del
>>868
I would look like that except bigger nose and much more norwooder.
Tfw no abbles toks 😢
>>869
Thank you helpful neko :)
>>870
FUCK YOU YOU ARE THE WORST NEKO ON THIS SITE FUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Also new secret funky :)


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.872 del
I sent her 50 swifted a month for 6 months in a row just so she could go to twitchcon and link up with her rebounds??????

that's it, im finding a new streamfu


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.873 del
>>872
>>872
AYANE_TENSHI IS LIVE GO GO GO
Dzien dobry, madam 😎


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.874 del
Dobry Vuster (polish for good evening sir)


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.875 del
if you were a super simp, why the fuck would you donate swifted? lets say you genuinely wanted to give tenshi money, donate to her paypal link? why give jeff bezos 50% of your dono


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.876 del
>>875
It's not about her getting the money, it's about the act of losing the money for her!!
I lose my paycheck all the same and it makes a funny noise and writes my name in chat when I donate! ^-^


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.877 del
there's a new Geokino straight line video out (sorry funkyneko there's no gay line series for you yet)


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.878 del
>>877
>there's no gay line series
Good.
Although it is sad news for you I'm sure.


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.879 del
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Remember to submit your vote for the Dictatorial General Election on July 4th!


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.880 del
Just came home from the pub and saw this poster hanging from a street light. Huh, Bonald really speaks to the people in a way that Acidposter can't


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.881 del
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Whilst nekochen was falling to the tadpoles, what did 'Bonald' do? Streamed HENTAI all day.

What did Acidposter do?
Made this board that all the nekos now use.

When problems happen, Bonald runs and hides, Acidposter faces them head on, with a stomach full of donuts and a smile on his heterosexual face.

Vote Acidposter for the Dictatorship, keep the good times going.


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.882 del
I am never voting for Boniposter, he calls me names all the time...
Funkyposter on the other hand? Great taste in anime waifus, great taste in tokfus, physically fit, biggest height-wise, he's my candidate :)


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.883 del
>>881
>Streamed HENTAI all day.
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it's over for him...


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.884 del
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What the neko? After I went to the pub I took a detour to the Art Institute (I am an artneko, kind of like Jake Gyllenhaal in that one movie) and when I got out just a minute ago, I saw that there are a bunch of people protesting??? They had signs and all, I managed to sneak a photo but this is what they were advocating for. They were also chanting some hypnotic song, from what I remember it went like this:
We want Bonald, he's our man
He can save us, yes he can!


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.885 del
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Nyagga ;3


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.886 del
>>885
>he's watching HENTAI AGAIN
Somebody stop him. Please.


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.887 del
straight nekos be like: i cant wait to go and vote for acidposter


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.888 del
Why vote for any other poster when trips go to funkyposter?


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.889 del
Hey nekos
Basically, I'm not gonna vote (in the elections)
I know.. ugh I know... I'm sorry!
It's just that I'm not going to vote, that's all.


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.890 del
Despite our differences, both my adversary, Acidposter, and I can both unite together to laugh at Funkyposter for believing he even has a chance


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.891 del
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>>889
B-but... I made cute pins for you :'(


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.892 del
>>890
And yet I will still get at least 25% of the votes. How do you explain that Boniposter?


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.893 del
>>892
25%? You'll get a mere fraction after I rake in 537 votes


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.894 del
>>893
Voter fraud? Mods, crush his skull, thanks.


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.895 del
>wow this roblox game looks fun
>get into to it
>within 3 minutes get killed by a guy with a pay to win 1 shot weapon
I LOVE ROBLOX I LOVE ROBLOX I LOVE ROBLOX


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.896 del
>>895
stream it bozo let us pog


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.897 del
>>896
maybe l8r


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.898 del
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If I am elected Dictator, I will change the constitution so that all the nekos have a right to pog. No pogs will be withheld and you will never be denied a poggening.


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.899 del


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.900 del
in 39 minutes I will be streaming PHANTOM FORCES on ROBLOX


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 16:42 [Preview] No.901 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3GUx7x2Ko3s [Embed]
Have you seen the new touhou kino nekos?


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.902 del
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r-romantic...


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.903 del
maeve tummy kino...


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.904 del
>>903
That's not a lot of tummy :(


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.905 del
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Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.906 del
I will start lain 12:10 my time if anyone wants to join


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.907 del
>>906
Yea I've burnt my dinner and now I got a pot to clean, been cleaning it for the last 30 minutes...
It's not like I didn't even put on the timer, this time I just forgot that I was supposed to turn it off when I walked out. I think I might have early onset of dementia.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.908 del
>a 2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
good morning nekos, life is wonderful
>>906
I unfortunately won't be able to catch it as I'm going outside and upstairs and freezing on the roof


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.909 del
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>>907
bonbiposterneko... my curse has come for you
>>908
>2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
did you move in with love_furry44 the belarusian girl?


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.910 del
>>909
>bonbiposter
I post one (1) (adin) (singular) Bonbi for a joke and suddenly I'm bonbiposter.
You know what I think? FUCK YOU
>>908
>a 2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
The dream... I will never be able to get it but maybe someday...


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.911 del
>>910
I told you, whoever posted that fatbi was doomed to burn their food the next time they cook. You angered the gods


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.912 del
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>Mothi linked up with Shirogane-Sama
need it or keep it?
I don't actually understand what "need it or keep it" means, but it laughs me so i use it every chance i can


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.913 del
>>912
ugly, trans, ugly, ugly


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.914 del
>>913
>trans
you better not be saying being trans is bad, our very own streamerneko and future dictator Bonaldina is trans, and she is hecking cute and valid. i-


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.915 del
9.5 KD
I wanna see chazza do THAT


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.916 del
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That's what I'M SAYING!"!!


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.917 del
Just got home, jeez what a day. I got a great #haul though. Might post a picture if you're interested
>>915
I'm retired from the roblox scene.
>>916
northern "worst streamer from ontario" lion back at it again with another completely average milk toast take.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.918 del
>>917
the rest of your post was uninspired bait but post your haul


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.919 del
>>917
>I'm retired from the roblox scene.
Does that mean that we get more Witness streams?


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:11 [Preview] No.920 del
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When are we playing this?


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.921 del
>>920
I am definitely not playing this.

I've been looking through some old tiktok compilations for funsies and I found some fus that have been posted back then in the olden days.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.922 del
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Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.923 del
>>922
forgot to describe what it is
3 books
>Arkady and Boris Strugatsky: Hard To Be a God
>Issac Asimov: Foundation's Edge
>Tsubasa Yamaguchi: Blue Period (vol 2)

>New Headphones

>Some vegan, handmade shaving cream
I always buy the bottled deodorant can style stuff from supermarkets, it was 50% off so I figured I'd try it out
>New Shampoo Bar
I like this companies shampoo stuff, so I went with a cinnamon flavoured one this time.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:39 [Preview] No.924 del
>>922
Ez doxx. We've got him boys.
Did you read any Asimov before?
>>923
Damn, you ruined my joke about it being a cream for patting your soldiers helmet
>cinnamon flavoured
Are you going to eat that or shower with it BUD?


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:41 [Preview] No.925 del
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>>921
I remember seeing uhhhhh pictures of that fu on the russian /ttg/ back in 2020.
>>922
I can't comment on the other things since I don't read nor wash myself, but please just buy some expensive headphones. I shelled 100 euros for mine 6 years ago and not only they sound much better than all the 15 euros ones I was used to cycle through, they still sound like new after all this time.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:42 [Preview] No.926 del
>>924
>Did you read any Asimov before
Foundation
Foundation and Empire
the collection "The Complete Robot"
the collection "Robot Dreams"


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.927 del
>>925
I thought these headphones were over ears, they're not. I lowkey might take them back and buy a more expensive pair.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.928 del
>>925
She was pretty popular among ruskies yea, I've seen her posted only a few times on the /wsg/ IIRC.
>buy some expensive headphones
He could've just bough superlux 681 series (whichever one) for like 20-25 pounds and it would've set him for a few years with good audio quality.
I use those and I think they're pretty much the best quality/price wise headphones.
I've found them through a polish audiophile forum lol, it's my go to source whenever I wanna buy some audio equipment since then.
>>926
Damn, you've probably read more than me then. I don't think I've ever gotten through foundation, I mostly remember reading a lot of short stories.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.929 del
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Don't forget to submit your vote for Bonald on the 4th of July!


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.930 del
>>921
She's the object of bait and switch in this webm I saw a few years back


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.931 del
>>929
Speaking of 4th of July elections, mein father came into my room earlier today urging me to vote Reform UK, because 'they'll stop illegal immigration'

brother, they're gonna win at most 6 seats out of 650.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.932 del
>>931
Didn't Brexit solve illegal immigration? You guys are saved!


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.933 del
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>>929
Wait a second, you're a doctor? What's your PHD Bonald?
>>930
There's a Ricardo one as well, but I don't feel like searching for it so I'll just post this.
>>931
Yea my dad would do that too. Elections truly are wonderful time in families.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.934 del
>>932
zomg so true. albion is saved, millions must vote acidposter.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.935 del
>>932
It did, now they only have legal immigration (from India) :)


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.936 del
>>935
the illegal immigration is happening due to the refugee crisis that has been going on for over a third of my life at this point.

indians have always been able to migrate and how would brexit have changed that?

your reply has made me angry because it is silly.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:09 [Preview] No.937 del
>>933
>PHD Bonald
I suffer from Pussy hunger disease. I have an insatiated hunger for vagina
Posting tok related because it says #lovegirls and #lesbian (I love girls (I am a man so I cannot be lesbian but I support lesbians since they love women just as much as I do) (straight))


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.938 del
>>936
>it is silly.
That's what it was supposed to be.
I'm not going for a politics argument, I don't think it's interesting or conductive to anything especially since I actually probably know somewhere around nothing about UK.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.939 del
>>937
Can the Nekochen Truthseeker Council check this post?
I'm feeling intense doubt in the truthfulness of about 90% of its contents.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.940 del
>>939
Truthseeker here: He tells no lies, he loves sweet potato fries, he only has sex with guys.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.941 del
>>920
I tried it out.
Say hi to my new girlfriend (she's a bit shy and wouldn't face the camera).


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.942 del
>>941
sexhaverneko... here to taunt the rest of us 😔


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.943 del
waking up at 4am and unable to get back to sleep?

~Not my problem
That's just not my problem.~~


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.944 del
Time for another 5 hour Phantom Forces grind today gentlemen


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.945 del
We're turning a new leaf today, no more burning pots (for a while at least)
>>943
But that sounds exactly like your problem neko...
Hope you've got some more sleep.
>>944
Good luck PhantomForcesNeko :)


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.946 del
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Playing "Become Forklift Certified - Obstacle Course" and I'm mogging all of these kids. Look at that stage/death ratio. Yeah, I have a forklift certification irl. How could you tell?


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.947 del
They're doing everything to get me stop posting 15-second videos of fus dancing.
First they don't let me like toks anymore. Then they made it so I every 'puter tok is stuck on the thumbnail. Now HEVCs play as audio-only files...
I WILL click on every button I find till everything works again.
(It's my problem, this is just my problem)


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.948 del
>>947
I have the exact same liking problem. You like a tok... and then the like disappears before your eyes 3 seconds later.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.949 del
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Why?


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.950 del
>>948
Yes and the solution is to favourite them instead, but that spooks the fus...
>HEVCs play as audio-only files
This was quickly solved by enabling browser hardware acceleration
>tok is stuck on the thumbnail
If I clear the cache of toktok they start playing again, but the moment I login it goes back to square one. This happens on every browser.
Running out of toks to post here and I can't restock.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.951 del
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>>949
b is the most realistic one
has happened to me before


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.952 del
>>946
>How could you tell?
I couldn't because I do not know which one is the stage and which one is deaths, though I assume it's left stage middle deaths in which case congratz.
>>947
>>948
I haven't been able to follow and like on PC for a while at this point and I refuse to install tiktok on my phone so... I guess I'm just not gonna do it.
>Then they made it so I every 'puter tok is stuck on the thumbnail.
That also happens to me after I watch enough toks, it's like they try to ratelimit me lmao.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.953 del
>>950
>Running out of toks to post here and I can't restock.
You can still play them through tikwm, actually if you really cared you could do a quick script that grabs the id from your clipboard and opens a tikwm link but that's a bit of work and dunno if it's worth it.
>>951
How the heck is b the most realistic? c is obviously the most realistic answer (in my mmr (~2000))


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.954 del
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>>953
>How the heck is b the most realistic?
normalneko... if you don't have neuropsychiatric issues then DNI


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.955 del
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Anyway, friendship with toktok ended.
My new best friend? Kwai.com
All my favourite tokkers like @leticiasteidel are there!


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.956 del
>>955
leiticiasteidel, my favourite kwaifu, is BRAPZILIAN???? !!


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.957 del
>>954
Me? I'm the most schizo of you all.
I have posted over ~10000 pol posts on neko, I have downloaded ~50000 toks because I love bon bye bonkers, I watch her every day, then I watch emory, then I watch chudfu and back to bon bye bonkers. I have created OC for bonbi and hate OC for bonbi. I posted normal toks, and just after that my ricardo edits of the same toks and in reverse, and in double reverse where I post 2 different ricardo edits of the same tok. You will never ever in ~1382 years come close to my schizo power.
Attaching so you know my true identity (since you're not as powerful as me and would never be able to guess).


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.958 del
Just got back from the art institute (again, I am a cultured individual) and the people who were there chanting two days ago seem to have hoisted this banner outside the building. Very cool, I see that Dr. Bonald Streamer is rallying the public with his greatness!


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.959 del
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Just got this ad on my phone as I was watching SAVE EVROPA toks on my tiktok phone and wow, I know who I am voting for.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.960 del
>>955
Yooooo, that @leticiasteidel looks exactly like @funkypie_ on tiktok, what a funny coincidence.
At least he's using the no_watermark option when he's downloading them off of snaptik


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.961 del
>>958
Lmao, the selection still in there, your voters seem to be DUMB, they did a screenshot of a file they were editing in photoshop and printed it out.
EPIC FAIL.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.962 del
>>961
"FUCK YOU", is what I would imagine whoever made that silly error would say to you if they were here. But, alas, whoever did that must be one of the few million people living in my city of Chicago that are willing to live and die for Bone Streamer, our future dictator.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.963 del
>>962
>my city of Chicago
Yea I'm sad to inform you that Chicago has the biggest polish diaspora and they ALL vote for funkyposter. You're cooked in there. You're not even cracking the electoral threshold.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.964 del
>>963
I heard that Mr. Future Dictator Bone Streamer once walked up on stage and said "Dzien Dobry, polaks 😎" and they all started cheering. I think he has it in the bag


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.965 del
>>964
>they all started cheering
That's an old Polish tradition. Whenever somebody makes a mistake so bad that we cannot contain our laughter we start cheering.
I'm sorry Bonald, you got epicly trolled by the poles again.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.966 del
I'm genuinely starting to feel bad for Nova at this point. He's hard carried Tenshi to immo 2, she openly calls him a rebound and acts like an edater with other guys she duos with? Whilst Nova is watching and giving swifteds...

Novabros... we need another egirl to lose elo for...


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.967 del
>>966
I would've maybe felt bad, but he's doing it out of his own volition soooooo...
Nova, if you can hear me, just a few more swifted and you can make it, Tenshi will do that with you too I'm sure :)


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.968 del
>>967
that cute face, the NSO cosplay, the pink-ish room decoration, hello kitty backpack and a slipknot flag


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.969 del
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Angela (Angela) linked up with Lully (favela Angela), Say Cat (valorantchi Angela) and Ane Soch (ftm Angela)
Who did it better?


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.970 del
>>969
homie on the right looks like a roblox character gone wrong


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.971 del
The Witcher 3 is literally 3 euro on steam
holy discount


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.972 del
I need a routine.

Someone tell me what to do every day and when. Also attach a tok so I can ignore ideas from people I dislike (90% of you tadpoles)


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.973 del
>>972
Eat. Swell up. Gorge. Devour. Stuff your mouth. Fill up. Indulge. Submit to hedonism.

Attaching a tok


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.974 del
>>972
Wake up. Do some workout. Sit at the computer and cons00m content. Eat lunch. Do a midday nap. Do a lot more workout. Watch neko streams/more content. Eat a midnight meal. Go to sleep.
Also remember to ask for Emory patreon leaks on neko somewhere in between all that (still waiting).
Attaching.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.975 del
Wait, if he dislikes 90% of us, and there's only 4 of us, does it mean he dislikes 3 of us and himself in 3/5ths?


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.976 del
>>975
Almost. I dislike myself fully, s d 2 of you only 4/5ths


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.977 del
>>976
Yea I'm the one you dislike fully too.
I wasn't named Mephistodevilneko for nothing 😈😈😈
Attaching so everybody knows who the most hated neko is.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.978 del
>>972
Gonna wake up every day at 5:30 (the toks missing), and make breakfast then shower. Even if I'm not hungry, helps build a routine that gets me out of bed...

I just feel like I'm not doing much lately and I need more japanese ramen noodle packs to sustain myself, they're 50p at the local shop, so thats like 37 eurocents, and it's jhapanese curry ramen little prince powder.

attaching


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.979 del
>>977
>>976
>>975
I was joking. I love all the nekos, I don't even think I can harbour hatred for the tadpoles, they're just taking advantage of lax moderation and being annoying.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.980 del
>>977
>>976
I also hate both of you fully but I am stuck here pretending I like you until tomorrow so that you vote for me in the election


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.981 del
>>980
aint nobody voting for a guy that has to cheat in Fanum Forces


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.982 del
>>979
>I don't even think I can harbour hatred for the tadpoles
Easy to say here, but when they were being annoying on oldneko I was actually miffed enough to not feel like posting so I dunno, I hate them a little bit?
>>980
But if you're a dictator of neko you're stuck with us for the whole 4 years...
Unless you ban us as your first edict?

Attaching a tok for the furrynekos


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.983 del
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>>981
I have not cheated in ANY video game except Huniepop 1 AND 2.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.984 del
>>983
>hunieslop
Thanks, I forgot about those games. Forget streaming the witness. I am gonna stream HUNIEPOP


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.985 del
>>984
Do it. I have never gotten past like the tutorial stage in Huniepop 1.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.986 del
>>984
Best girl in Huniepop 1? Yeah, it's gonna have to be the asian teacher desu.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.987 del
>>986
It's Audrey.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.988 del
Were there any normal (non-BPD) girls in Huniepop? If so I pick that one, otherwise, none of them.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.989 del
peace, happyness and wonderful lifes to all the nekos, yes, even to my main political rival bonald.

have a great day tomorrow, and remember to vote.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.990 del
>>988
Tiffany was an 18 year old college girl, she seemed normal


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.991 del
>>989
>promises stream
>leaves
Acabou...
But I hope you have a great day too neko.
>>990
A bit young for me but I'd rather take that over the other BPD-maxxers there (I barely remember anymore but I remember most of them being UNHINGED)


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.992 del
>>991
Sorry I thought it was implied I'd stream it sans a witnes stream, not like... right now.

I might stream huniepop later, but checking steam I only have huniepop cam studio on steam.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.993 del
>>992
>I'd stream it sans a witnes stream,
You would stream it without a witness stream?


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.994 del
>>992
I wasn't actually serious, you can stream whenever you feel like neko.
>I only have huniepop cam studio on steam
Any pirate after 2000 don't can't torrent, all they know is steamunlocked, "watch online free", google drive, be bisexual, ask guy on discord & reddit (REQUEST).
>>993
He will stream it in Sans from Undertale cosplay.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.995 del
2 new madoka videos? Blessed 🙏🙏🙏


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.996 del
>>994^
>Pirate after 2000 can't torrent, all they know is "watch online free"
Not him but actually really funny because I only know one guy my age who knows how to torrent. Everyone else I have talked regarding it and similar subjects all say that they just look at "online movie free" to watch the newest episode of XYZ slopseries. "Yea totally bro, I go on sitename and it's there like a few hours after it releases in the US bro."
I did think PopcornTime was a cool concept back in 2014 because it was basically a front-end GUI for a torrent client that you could browse movies as if you were on netflix and watch them streamed (as you were torrenting them), though I quickly went back to normal torrents because of how jank it was with buffering due to this
I think I am the only neko born after the turn of the millenia and I am one of the biggest pirates here


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.997 del
>>994
huniepop is on gog, i just #claude huniepop gog free download

and i install


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.998 del
Doing a very long walk in the scorching heat.
Lots of younger people having fun near the water.
This is how I feel


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.999 del
>>996
>though I quickly went back to normal torrents because of how jank it was with buffering due to this
You can actually do this in any regular torrent client (or at least in qbit). Just apply download sequentially and download first and last parts first to the torrent and you can actually watch the movie while downloading for most files.
>spoiler
My man, I am on torrented windows, none of the software I have installed on my computer is paid for unless it's freeware, and I don't think I've ever paid more than 2-3$ for a game (so whatever I want to play and is outside of this pricerange: pirated).
If my computer ever finds its way to the authorities I'd have to pay a gigantic fine. Thankfully I do not do sus stuff so they don't care enough.
>>997
Actually there's a decent alternative for people from stringent torrent law countries for gog games gog-games.to AFAIK they're safe since I've downloaded plenty from it but you know, I can't vouch for it truly since I don't host it.
>>998
Just join them and have fun too neko :) Just be social :)


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.1000 del
Another trips for funky? Don't mind if I do 😈😈😈
LATAM supremacy.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.1001 del
>>994
>He will stream it in Sans from Undertale cosplay.
imagine if one day i deadass turned on my stream to play some shitty golf horror game and i was in full cosplay haha


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.1002 del
>>999
yeah but you are bumfuck old buddy. to the retirement home ASAP


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.1003 del
>>1001
I would actually clap, and then laugh myself into a coma.
>>1002
Shut up zoomie, I've got at least 5 good years in me still and I will use them to beat the SHIT out of ya.

Attaching me when I finally triangulate your position.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.1004 del
Civ Stream where I cosplay the leader I am playing?

(I exclusively play female leaders)


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.1005 del
Geralt's voice in hue doesn't fit him in the same way that the english one does but maybe that's because I have grown accustomed to his graveled vocal fry


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 18:09 [Preview] No.1006 del
unpopular opinion: the witcher 3 was so mid i havent gotten past the starting region


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.1007 del
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>>1006
It's an unpopular opinion for a reason


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 18:22 [Preview] No.1008 del
My mustache is extra itchy today and it's annoying me to great lengths. Acabou


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.1009 del
streaming at 20 to.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 18:28 [Preview] No.1010 del
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Sonicfu


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 22:28 [Preview] No.1012 del
Tomorrow to celebrate and encourage people to vote for their dictator I will be streaming many political related games.

>Democracy 4
>Democracy 3: Africa
>The Political Process
>The Political Machine 2020
>some sim I like that I forget the name of
And then to cap it all off we will be releasing the emory patreon archive.

4pm UK time start.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.1013 del
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>>1012
Here's something you deserve for all of your hard work


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.1014 del
>>1013
ATTACH A TOK RIGHT NOW SO I KNOW WHO SENT THIS


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.1015 del
>>1012
Nice. We're getting so much CONTENT today.
>>1014
It's obviously Bonald, your mortal enemy.


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.1016 del
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>gets back from twitch con
>immediately starts streaming on a competitor
I hope she got paid a bag for this, because it wont grow her channel


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.1017 del
>>1016
Twitch is old news, get with the times buddy, we're all on noice for years now.
It's like if you were browsing tiktok for your favorite kwaifus in 2024...


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.1018 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E_rTSMDoV80 [Embed]
Polish sounds like THIS? Brooooooooooo...


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.1019 del
I have FIXED my microphone on OBS


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.1020 del
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Pokémon GO to the polls


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.1021 del
>>1020
you have your posters
I have a 4 hour, cosplay, SA/SO, vtuber, #claude stream coming up.

pretty sure my way is gonna win


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.1022 del
>>1021
wtf is she doing with her tongue in the end??? looks like it has a mind of its own and tried to escape it's master


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.1023 del


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.1024 del
Well then, I have done an average of 12.5x5 squats on one leg with +10kg.
My legs have gotten really strong it seems (or 5 days of no workout helped).
Hope you're doing your workouts nekos :)


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.1025 del
Just finished watching this video https://youtube.com/watch?v=YW3jL2gI9IE [Embed]
Imagine the power you could have if you did this but just changed the word to "cosplay"
Actually scary to imagine. Powers untold, were I to still care about finding new fus


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.1026 del
>>1025
>Actually scary to imagine.
You can basically do the same in app if you train the algo correctly.
What would be powerful is if someone managed to do that but with PC fyp.


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.1027 del
>>1026
>if you train the algo correctly.
It will always try to show you unrelated things just because it thinks you might like it. It's not the same as in the video


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.1028 del
>Dude with a deep voice, potbelly and 5'oclock shadow on LGDQ+
>(SHE/THEY)


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.1029 del
>>1028
Well, it is in the name neko.


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.1030 del
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>>1029
Blue Man Group member in full beard with the pronouns she/her


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.1031 del
>>1030
He's struggling with the puzzle.
Acabou.
Should've been playing a bit more of THE WITNESS BUD.


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.1032 del
>>1030
wait nvm I misunderstood the name plates this is a he/him


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.1033 del
>>1032
How about theym in the background though?


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.1034 del
>>1033
both him and the dude reading donations are fraudmaxxing pillmunching genderswapcels


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.1035 del
>>1033
rekiposter be like: what's their @???


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.1036 del
>>1035
HAHAAHAHAHAH CARALHO


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.1037 del
>this guy has a WIFE


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.1038 del
>>1035
NAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR
>>1037
Yea his wife looks like the he/they I've posted (but pronouns she/they)


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.1039 del
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average he/they


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.1040 del
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average she/her


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.1041 del
>the only normal pronouns on the couch is the light-skinned black man
LMAO


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.1042 del
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>Helix (They/She)


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.1043 del
>>1042
What's they're @?


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.1044 del
>>1042
WOULD


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.1045 del
>>1044
I actually don't want to know what you would.


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.1046 del
>>1045
I would berry my excalibur so deep in they/her that whomever could pull it out would be king arthur


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.1047 del
>>1046
Grim (he's got a replica of a sword on his wall and we still haven't watched the wolfhound)


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.1048 del
>>1047
it's an reference, you obviously aren't a big enough fan to understand it


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.1049 del
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dota 2 is his TORMENT, and he needs to OVERCOME IT. bravo master avellone.


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.1050 del
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>>1026
>What would be powerful is if someone managed to do that but with PC fyp.
After trying to fix the 'stuck on thumbnail' issue by logging out a billion times, clearing the cache and overall nuking my browserm my 'puter fyp is significantly better, all the movieclips vanished and it's almost nothing but cosplayers now. Nearly as good as the marvelous fyp I have on my phone. I very much recommend (You) to do it too.
Too bad I can't watch them most of the time as they're stuck on the thumbnail (I believe the rate limit theory, sometimes it just works, sometimes it doesn't)


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.1051 del
10 minutes till streame


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.1052 del
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>average tenshi duo


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.1053 del
results from the political tests

libsharks control the elections


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.1054 del
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And the race has BEGUN!
Good luck everyone!
https://strawpoll.com/kogjRvNv3g6


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.1055 del
>8 votes for Bone in less than a minute
nice bot


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.1056 del
>115 votes for bonald in 10 seconds


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.1057 del
>Loses the election
>Calls cheats
Not my problem
That's just not my problem


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.1058 del
Bonald is really taking after his namesake, he's using russians to rig the election...


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.1059 del
I drew the link to my book club on the 'cebook and those grannies all seem to LOVE Boni


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.1061 del
CHAMANDO TODOS DOS MACACOS DO BRASIL
OUÇA-ME! EU PRECISO DA SUA AJUDA AGORA
VÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.1062 del
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>Voting limit has been reached.
Acabou. Acidposter has won the election through FRAUD. It's so acabou...


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.1063 del
TURN ON CNN, BONALD INSURGENTS HAVE STORMED NEKOCITY


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.1064 del
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You have stolen the dictatorship title for the last time, Acidneko. Prepare to die.


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.1066 del
>>1065
>I refuse to share power with a LATAMposter.
>LATAM
>Lower Anglo Territory And Midlands
Acid is literally a LATAMfu, neko. Pot calling the kettle black...


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 18:16 [Preview] No.1067 del
>>1066
First off, very nice digits when discussing england haha.
Secondly, acid isn't from the lower anglo territory OR midlands, true acid fans know she's from up north


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.1068 del
>>1067
>She isn't LATAM
Acabou


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.1069 del
>>99516
thank you friend, i will click the link right now


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.1070 del
Yea so I basically missed the last 6 hours of my life.
I hope you've had fun nekos though. I guess I lost the election :(


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.1071 del
>>1070
Did you have a 6 hour long nap?


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.1072 del
Trackmania Sunrise on LGDQ+
>No pronouns listed
The Trackmaniacs are fighting against the agenda


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.1073 del
>>1072
i like his FRENCH accent, i also think he's especially good at the turns, his ROTATION is always on point


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.1074 del
To celebrate my re-election as dictator, I'm gonna blogpost.

There's a french guy at board game club. I don't know if he's a transmania speedrunner though.


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.1075 del
>200 dollar donation from Chaz Princeton: Greetings from the UK, 2nd time attending this fantastic event, I just wanted to say congratulations to my friend Bonaldina on her transition


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.1076 del
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>>1070
There was nothing to miss.
Broadcasterneko booted up his stream, rambled about how much he hates BLM and Tenshi for 2 hours and then just left.


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.1077 del
>>1076
gonna make my roblox character look like her
>>1075
^-^*


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.1078 del
NO DRAMA
JUST SIR KEIR STARMER

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wish the greens and lib dems had more


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.1079 del
>>1078
Holy shit people were tired of the tories


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.1080 del
>>1079
literally all Keir had to do was... exist.
The conservatives shot themselves in the foot time and time again over the last 5 years.


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.1081 del
>>1078
Someone better at photoshop could edit this so it's Boni with 410 seats and Acid on 131. Just a suggestion...


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.1082 del
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NO DRAMA
JUST SIR BONE STREAMER
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wish Senhor Penis (SNP) and Funkerton had more


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.1083 del
>>1078
>spoiler
if only there was something you could've done to make that happen


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.1084 del
>Tenshi's noice exclusive stream has TWENTY TWO viewers


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 22:24 [Preview] No.1085 del
>>1082
I-its just an exit poll. Acid can still win!


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.1086 del
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Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.1087 del
>>1084
26 viewers now. She is literally climbing the ranks of this site. She will be AMONGST THE GREATS.
I am creating an account so I can participate in her chat experience and so that I can proudly call myself one of her first 100 followers (currently she is at a budding 70 followers! I missed out on being le hecking sex number 69 but I can be the 1 to her 70, if you get what I mean!)


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.1088 del
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>>1087
>She is literally climbing the ranks of this site
The website has 9 streamers and she's the one with the most viewers. She can't climb any higher!!
As I went to fetch a screenshot of that, she dropped to <20 viewers and is no longer on top. I'll attach a random tok instead :D


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 23:16 [Preview] No.1089 del
>>1088
I saw Aurora live, great experience
She makes music for the girlboss in us


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.1090 del
>>1071
I've had a 6 hour digging a ditch for the electrical cable experience
It was a family favor in case you wanna know, lets just say hopefully I will not have to do any favors anymore for a long while.
>>1076
That's so funny lmao. I will believe this is what happened.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.1091 del
Good morning Albion Posters, life isn't wonderful, the Lib Dems aren't the 2nd largest party.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.1092 del
What's on the agenda today, agendabros?
I have 5 things to choose between and this will lead to me not being able to choose any of them and doing nothing instead


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.1093 del
>>1091
That's a big swing, I was thinking recently that the politics has became literally red vs blue (in US and in my country too pretty much), as in people will vote for their team and only a few percent of the voters actually care about what they're saying or doing. Guess it's not so applicable here.
>>1092
>What's on the agenda today, agendabros?
Probably resting for most of the day, since my back and legs are donezo.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.1094 del
>>1092
Mein Agendafu for today is
>wake up
>play the hitman escalation conor mcgregor level
[I AM HERE]
>make a big hecking scrumptious luncheon
>prepare for my vampire: the masquerade chronicle
>shitpost online about Sir Keir Starmer
>sleep


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.1095 del
>>1094
try making a small luncheon for today


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.1096 del
>>1095
hey buddy, nice post, its a shame i have to debunk it
im not eating breakfast, so i need a hecking big chungus luncharino


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.1097 del
>>1096
I've got a great workout for you. Turn your head left, then turn your head right, repeat a few times.
Now do that every time someone offers you food.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.1098 del
>>1097
Should I just not eat food until dinner time? That's your plan?


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.1099 del
>>1098
Nah, I just was looking for an opportunity to use that joke.
Actually just eating a bit less is the way to do it but you know that already.
That's my plan when I cut, I recommend it wholeheartedly.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.1100 del
>>1069
How's your gambling career? Did you win big on the russian site neko?
Remember 99% of meguminers quit before they hit it big.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.1101 del
really makes ya think


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.1102 del
Playing Forklift Simulator if anyone wants to watch me work an 8 hour shift


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.1103 del
I had no idea Geralt's horse, Roach, was named after the fish until I tried looking up why his name is Carpeado in huezilian
Turns out that it's original name is Płotka and the english name localization is Roach (the fish in the Carp family) because of it


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.1104 del
>>1103
Totally forgot it's a thing but you're right. They would've done a better job if they've just chosen a traditionally female pet name.
I assume Roach has connotations of it being a shortening for cockroach(male), while in polish the original name (Płotka) is not a very traditional pet name, but, it's undeniably a female pet name. Also it implies affection towards the pet since the name is "diminutive" by definition.
Blogpost polish lesson over and out.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.1105 del
>Posters whose IP addresses have not been previously seen are blocked due to spam.

>If you've been unintentionally caught by this filter, please email asturdyemail4 (at) gmail.com and include your public IP address.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The funny part? I've posted there last year AND I have a public polish IP that's definitely not on any VPN lists AND it's a stable IP.
Guess my career of posting on the cave is over. So sad.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.1106 del
>>1104
I read someone saying that the reason it being a fish is that there are "more fish in the sea" and he shouldn't get too attached to his horses, hence why they all have that name.
And then someone replied "Which is ironic because roaches live in fresh water, not seas" Ka ka ka!
>>1105
All the data was probably forgotten when the site went down in april given that my vpn was suddenly unbanned by the time it came up after like 1.5 weeks of downtime
If you've posted since then it's probably a ploy to connect IP to email addresses


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.1107 del
>>1106
I haven't read the books so it's possible, he's got that kind of character. Also about "more fish in the sea" there's no such idiom in polish, at best "there's more where that came from" could be used that way (and has a direct translation). 😈
>If you've posted since then it's probably a ploy to connect IP to email addresses
I have not posted once since... Probably since I left, maybe I've posted once or twice in december? I don't remember now but I'm pretty sure I have not been posting this year.
WAIT WTF, YOU CAN SEE WHAT SOMEONE WRITES WHEN THEY ENABLE REALTIME.
FUCK YOU don't you :D ME
>>unwrittenpostnumber
It was there from the beginning but I just turned it on and forgot it exists since it was always: (on this thread:1, as in me) and then I turned it on today and noticed someone else turned it on but didn't notice it actually writes down the post while you type until we managed to be typing at the same time as in now.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.1108 del
>he turned off realtime when I was writing my great bait
It's over. Acabou. I have been defeated.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.1109 del
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>>1107
>WAIT WTF, YOU CAN SEE WHAT SOMEONE WRITES WHEN THEY ENABLE REALTIME.
>FUCK YOU don't you :D ME
>>>unwrittenpostnumber
>It was there from the beginning but I just turned it on and forgot it exists since it was always: (on this thread:1, as in me) and then I turned it on today and noticed someone else turned it on but didn't notice it actually writes down the post while you type until we managed to be typing at the same time as in now.
This neko had a schizophrenic episode mid post


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.1110 del
SHUT UP BUDDY. YOU'VE HAD A SCHIZOPHRENIC EPISODE SINCE YOU DELETED YOUR WHOLE POST FUCK YOU


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.1111 del
>>1110
That wasnt me, I havent posted since >>1106

Also quads for boni :3


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.1112 del
>>1111
Yea? then explain how tf did I manage to write that response so fast HUH? HUH?
Noooooo I forgot about quads and he stole them right from under my nose. ITS A DISASTER AFTER DISASTER.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.1113 del
>>1112
I turned it on after I read your schizo episode 6 minutes after it was posted and I cannot see any liveposts on my end but it seems as if you can see mine
The first quads have been Bonified, marking the entrance into a new era


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.1114 del
>>1113
That's strange, do you have it scrolled all the way down?
It's right above the (Top|Catalog|Post a reply...) bar, it shows what you write down in plaintext when you post.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.1115 del
oh wait I can see you writing it right now
>I still haven't posted anything about being caught on liveposting nya hahahaha No you can't see me i'm a different person there's MILLIONS of us
Yeah I figured, but I see it nonetheless


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.1116 del
>>1114
Did not see this post being livewritten, only the one currently in making by the third guy (did not want to be called a neko)
>Ir 'aemn lelin g you message be.ing written Itw';iceve at th
>Ir 'aemn lelin g you message be.ing written Itw';iceve
So true


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:14 [Preview] No.1117 del
Emory set leaks?


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.1118 del
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There are 110 people in this thread with liveposting enabled and this is what they are writing. Powerful


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.1119 del
>>1115
Maybe there's something wrong on my end. I don't have exactly the most stable internet after all.
I've just reset it.
Lmao it's so janky, I think when multiple people write at the same time it kind of just makes a mess out of it.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.1120 del
>>1118
We have grown in power. The nekostate is so strong now 💪💪💪. I am proud.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.1121 del
how do you see liveposting?


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.1122 del
if someone can see this, FUCK YOU
I see it, FUCK YOU

Attaching a tok to let the world know who wrote this wicked message


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.1123 del
>>1121
There's an Enable realtime checkbox at the bottom where the layouts are.
I have no idea how well it works though, whenever more than one person writes it seems to shit itself pretty hard lmao.

>the words below are for the (bonald) that has been insulting you this whole time
STOP INSULTING HIM BUDDY OKAY?
YEA? FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE BABY NEKO


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.1124 del
I've been liveposting for over 15 minutes and haven't posted anything. I miss meguca...


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.1125 del
>if someonI sFeUCKe YOUit FU,CK FU YOCK UYO FUUCK YOU FUCK YOU AFUtCKta YOchUing a tok to let the whod world know who wrote this wicked message
This is so funny.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.1126 del
>>1123
>the words below are for the (bonald) that has been insulting you this whole time
I did no such thing, I started writing just as I posted "if someone can see this"
>>1124
>I miss meguca...
me too. Wish I was smart enough to figure out how to set it up at a hosting service because I wouldnt mind paying


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.1127 del
Now I will write my magnum opus livepost here on endchan.neko
Então me abraça forte
Me diz mais uma vez que já estamos
Distante de tudo


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.1128 del
>>1124
>>1126
2 more weeks :)
(I will probably take a bit longer)
(don't @ me I don't promise anything)
(I will try my best though when I can)


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.1129 del
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This is the FUCK YOU poster.
If you felt offended by my postings, please refer to the attached file.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.1130 del
>>1129
That little fella is the FUCK YOU poster??? BONALD LOOKS LIKE THAT????
c-caralho cara... não posso aguentar mais....


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.1131 del
>>1129
I have reffered to your attached file and I offer you a one in return.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.1132 del
Okay buddy, for taking too long to attach a file you're getting the axe.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:33 [Preview] No.1133 del
They say maldito a lot in The Witcher
>Essa maldito aboração
I am learning bad words....


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.1134 del
>>1133
>maldito
Is it like someone who gets really angry?
ESSA MULTO MALDITO!!!!! (that's how I imagine someone would say he's really angry in spanish, rate my translation 0-10/10)

I've found the instagram funkies (they were not hidden, I've had them all the time, I just never post them because they're in a different folder)
OH SHIT I CAN SEE THEM 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:41 [Preview] No.1135 del
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This version (if it worked correctly) would be probably much funnier.
It's more schizoid inducing when someone posts a bunch of stuff live, then deletes it and doesn't post anything, not even a post number is left so you could not know if someone is just making it up or not.
STOP INSULTING ME OKAY BUDDY I JUST WANT TO WRITE MY BLOGPOST IN PEACE


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.1136 del
This is me testing the real time posting feature, do you see it?


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.1137 del
>>1136
Nooooooooo, I wasn't looking.
Acabou(t)


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.1138 del
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Here's another real time post I wrote
Might want to read it word by word
Don't worry
Eat chinese


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.1139 del
>>1138
>jfif
Sorry I don't know that file extension.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.1140 del
I CAN SEE THE REAL TIME POSTING


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.1141 del
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Oh yea, almost forgot, I've got a nice picture for all the New Vegas neko fans :)
Titled "How New Vegas fans greet each other"


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.1142 del
>>1141
The New Vegas Greeting', checking if the fellow sister in front of you are pre- or post-op


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.1143 del
>>1142
Where's the neko that has the Book of Great Posts, this one has to go in there.
Laughed me good.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.1144 del
Battlebit: Installed
Me: Ready to PWN


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.1145 del
>>1144
chazLive chazLive for chazBattlebit


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.1147 del
>>1146
This is not literally you.
You don't look like that :)


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.1148 del
I'm trying to manifest "not my problem, thats just not my problem" into my life. I spend too long worrying about things I have essentially no control over, it's not my problem, thats just not my problem


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.1149 del
>>1147
#Claude Fact check this statement, please.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.1150 del
>>1148
I've got a tok for you, it has helped me with manifesting not my problem personally.
>>1149
What do you call a bike that cannot stand? Two-tired.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.1152 del
>>1151
>I am two-tired if your SHIT
That sounds very much like not my problem 😎😎😎


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.1153 del
Buddy so angry he had to post a bunch of middle fingers in live... Acabou... It's his problem...


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.1155 del
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>>1153
I will post as many middle fingers as I want in live buddy, and guess what?
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.1156 del
>>1154
Actually I wonder if it's going to be good, I wouldn't want to be responsible for a stinker on movie night.
>>1155
>big ass cross above the bed
Definitely her rents room.
Mine have like a cross a meter high.

Don't look at the latest bubs post.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.1157 del
>>1154
2h20 runtime


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.1158 del
>>1155
this girl is so cute and dancing. i- would really appreciate it if one of you posted the emory patreon leaks archive i know you bastards are holding out on me, this bullying of newnekos has gone on much too much, much too long


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.1159 del
>>1158
SHUT UP IM THE ONE THAT WANTS THE EMORY LEAKS OKAY BUDDY?


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.1160 del
>>1156
>I wouldn't want to be responsible for a stinker on movie night.
That's your problem, that there is your problem (problem ^-^)


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.1161 del
>>1154
>calls people "lil pup"
>wants to watch a movie about a lil pup
naurrrr furryneko confirmed naurrrrr


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.1162 del
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>>1161
I'll have you know that this board is 50% furry and if I do as little as call my goontroop of furries to join us on this site, you will be the minority. You will be cancelled for furryphobia. Count your days, pup


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.1163 del
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The Last Wish [The Witcher] (1993) by Andrew Sapkowski
Pagecount: 288

book book book
story story story


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.1164 del
It's over, the furries have risen into power. We're not going to make it, abandon ship.
I will not taste anything given to me by a furry.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.1165 del
What roblox game are we gonna play for 3 hours today, chat?


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.1166 del
>>1165
I might play some more battlebots remastered later, but roblox? Yeah I'm done with that pisslow game


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.1167 del
>>1166
>Drops 8 quidaroonies
>Stops playing the game the same day
Essa maldita carteira está chovando....


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.1168 del
>>1167
>chovando
chorando* porra


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.1169 del
>>1163
I could download it and upload it here. Do you actually want to read it? (I will probably be reading untranslated though though)


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.1170 del
>>1169
I already own it, and have read it. It wouldn't be a Chaz suggestion if I hadn't already seen it, right???

I loved the short stories but I wouldn't get into blood of elves (the actual novel start) at all.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.1171 del
Oh, and I defeated Conor McGregor yesterday in Hitman. It was very disappointing.

You stop the fight, ask the tech CEO to let you fight for him, and then you press FOUR buttons in a very slow quick time event, and you kill a world champion in 4 punches.

Bravo Hitman.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.1172 del
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>>1162
This.
Raise your paws up and let's make this place as fuzzy as possible! ^_^


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.1174 del
I am TORMENTED by the furries posting here. I feel THE TORMENT. MASTER AVELLONE help me, this is too much TORMENT. I'm not even a lesbian why me?


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.1175 del
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>>1174
Do not worry my child. Check your pocket, I have left you something.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.1176 del
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>>1175
Five aces... I didn't know it was possible...
Truly my luck is going to be extraordinary today.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.1177 del
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>>1175
*Gives you the New Vegas Greeting*
Well met, sister.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.1178 del
>>1177
That joke was so fucking funny, I'm unsurprised that ACIDPOSTER was the one who made it. He is so funny AND handsome. i-


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.1179 del
>>1178
There's a reason why we voted him into office, after all


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.1180 del
>>1179
(the reason was: boniposter was bad at rigging the elections)


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.1181 del
acabou >>1180


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.1182 del
>threw 2 nades
>got 2 kills
my first kills all battlebit game btw
im so good


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.1183 del
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>>1182
>offline


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.1184 del
FINE IM STARTING STREAM
chazLive chazLive for chazBattlebit


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.1185 del
Chaz looks like THIS???????


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.1186 del
Chazina looks like this?


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.1187 del
>>1186
Unironically, I wish.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.1188 del
genuinely all drama, i fucking hate sir keir starmer


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.1189 del
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>>1173
omg it's literally boni


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.1190 del
>he's playing the furry simulator again
Not escaping the furry accusations


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.1191 del
>>1190
Escaping? Who said anything about trying to do that?


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.1193 del
>>1192
I'm awake... I'm awake...

It's a second time I'm seeing unreasonable amount of someones naked chest today while looking for something to post and I'm not exactly happy with that. Thankfully both were of age.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.1194 del
*grabs your soul through the screen*


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.1195 del
>he thinks I still have soul
Hahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😈😈😈😈😈😈


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.1196 del
Reki? This is what I think about Reki.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.1197 del
He doesn't think.
No thoughts.
Head empty.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.1198 del
Aberração* I have been typing the word wrong for DAYS. Acabou. I have made a fool out of myself


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.1199 del
Scandinavian Neko that isn't from Denmark, I have an american friend (female) who is wanting to move to europe and she believes sweden is the easiest country to move to.

Your response?
Before you ask, she is fat.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.1200 del
>>1199
>I have an american friend (female)
>fat
My condolences.
In any case, Poland is full :)


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.1201 del
>>1199
American? Sorry, Sweden is full. Only 'refugees' allowed.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.1202 del
>>1201
Isn't it actually pretty hard to get a stay visa unless you're going to a uni there?
I dunno how it is in Sweden but I'm pretty sure aside from a vacation visa, we do not have any "free travel" agreements with Americans.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.1203 del
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I can't stop thinking about frisbees, I think I'm going to get a shower and sprint to the big mall 10km to buy some shirts and cleats.
>>1198
>Aberração
I told (You) while liveposting that (You) were writing it wrong, it's your fault you didn't see it...
>>1202
>aside from a vacation visa
It's very hard to get kicked out of any EU country, you'll get a letter telling you have to leave but it's not like anyone will check if you actually did.
The way people do here when they want to immigrate, is that they get a looong vacation visa and then uhhhh they either get a job before it expires and the gov lets them stay, or they remain unemployed and the gov lets them stay either way :D


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.1204 del
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>>1203
>I told (You) while liveposting that (You) were writing it wrong, it's your fault you didn't see it...
It's in there somewhere, I swear!


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.1205 del
>>1203
>get a job before it expires and the gov lets them stay
I never got a job here where I didn't have to provide proper documents (either my ID, or in the case of other visa-people, they've had to provide passports and documentation that they're allowed to work here, talked with those too).
It's possible, I know it's possible everywhere, but those kind of jobs are really bad and it's much harder to evade taxes here IMO.
Also I don't know if there's any naturalization law like in US, probably not and the whole healthcare system is public so almost no funny business if you don't have the ID-number that lets you use it.
I dunno, I feel it's actually much harder to be an illegal here than in US since there's nobody that will root for you like there where you have big organizations that specifically target helping those.
Maybe in the west or scandi it's different though.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 17:59 [Preview] No.1206 del
I'm TORMENTED by it being almost 8PM


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.1207 del
Adorable killer


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.1208 del
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Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.1209 del
I wonder if you guys are going to get banned for those jokes on neko, I guess we'll probably see tomorrow or something.


Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.1210 del


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.1212 del
>he watched the stream silently fir SEVEN HOURS
He was probably in other, irregular streams too...


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.1213 del
>I'm russian btw. (Shalom)
oh I'm laffin
>>1212
yeah 100% but we haven't mentioned this place by name before so I don't care if he wants to watch us drive forklifts on roblox


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.1214 del
>>1211
Congratulations neko, now Nova thinks he's being gangstalked, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? You've RUINED HIM.


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.1215 del
>>210
This happened to me recently, switched to .net like a week ago, because org was not loading, now I'm back on org because .net 404s.
Works as intended :)

Favela Reimu arc is KINO


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.1216 del
Hey dumbasses, look at this tok
You cannot earnestly tell me that you would rather see this same amount of tummy but ABOVE the navel, where its all uneven and shit because of the rib cage indentations compared to the more elusive lower abdominal muscles and hips
If you do, you are GAY


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.1217 del
>>1216
>If you do, you are GAY
Projection.
>where its all uneven and shit because of the rib cage indentations compared to the more elusive lower abdominal muscles and hips
Maybe on your fus BUDDY.
At this point just admit it you want to watch the mons pubis and don't care about the tummy.


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.1218 del
>>1217
the mons pubis is further down and not visible. Wrong again, as to be expected from the wrongneko


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.1219 del
>>1214
I assume you weren't there. He was saying he's been harassed FOR MONTHS, that people follow him around and dox him, that someone goes into tenshi chat every stream to harass him.

We just bullied him once... And Tenshi LAUGHED at him.
But you call Tenshi boosted once? INSTA BAN


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.1220 del
>>1216
didnt even look at the tummy, I was too concerned with how dangerously skinny this girl is. Someone get her 48 CCs of donuts. STAT.


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.1221 del
>>1219
I was not, but I assume he's referring to that one night you were making fun of him.
I've told you, you should stop gangstalking him, he's going mental now, it's been YEARS at this point, you've been following him for DECADES.


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.1222 del
I fumbled the bag so hard. There was a cute finnish girl and I didn't even try. LIFE COULD'VE BEEN SO WONDERFUL


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.1223 del
>>1222
She was where and you didn't try how?


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.1224 del
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>>1222
Buddy gets trips and doesn't even elaborate on the blogpost.
Shameful display.

Do you nekos watch YT on your phone? My newpipe hasn't been working for the last week, came back just now, seems like YT is trying to freeze out the external apps somehow but I've got no idea how. I even looked up revanced but I'm too lazy to compile a whole app just for the 20-30 minutes daily when I eat my lunch.


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.1225 del
>>1224
only time I ever use youtube on my phone is if I have to quickly show someone a funny thing if I am out and about, which has happened about 5 times in my life


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.1226 del
lmao the nonbinary guy running BGC online this week rage quit because he got the game's evil team wrong, and now we can't play because his premium account needs to be in the lobby to keep it running


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.1227 del
>>1226
Did he just straight up log off? That's pretty funny, but I bet nothing will happen ("uhhh I've got a bad day" and everybody just pats him/her/xemselves on the back and says it's fine)


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.1228 del
>>1226
>Ragequit when he is wrong
I look like that and do that


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.1229 del
>>1227
They/them (pic related, looks like this), literally said they're logging off because they're in too much of a bad mood to keep playing.

Didn't just afk in the lobby so the rest of us could play, which they've done in the past when they didnt want to play, literally straight up, I was wrong and none of you believed me so you ALL can't play.

This is like. in town of salem, you saying 7 is GF, but it turns out 3 is GF, and then you rage quit the lobby.


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.1230 del
>>1228
>I look like that and do that
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRR
This post aged like milk.
>>1229
>looks like this
It's a afab I assume? In that case, it's going to be fine, otherwise, grim.
I am taking my toys and leaving, GOOD LUCK BUDDY. (You've made they/them uncomfortable by being a he/him, sorry, do better next time)


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.1231 del
>>1230
it's AMAB, he gets mad when people call him a he (it's literally one guy who does it every time because he's kinda slow)

But all fat people kinda look like agender blobs, hence the picture.


NEW Toxic.Boosted.
Also she's live
noice.com/tenshi
(also available on other streaming platforms)


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.1232 del
>>1231
>AMAB
Grim. Over. NGMI. If it wasn't for the mental case then maybe (since you can always lose wait) but there's been too much ingestion of critical theory there.
>not Ayane_Tenshi
Not interested, old Tenshi is old news.
>what if he can't accept he'll always be second to Phoenix
Not even worth it to comment on that.


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.1233 del
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>>1230
>It's a afab I assume?
All fats are bastards? Yeah, I agree
Attaching a skinny legend


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.1234 del
we love fat people here on nekochen.net home of the fat nekos


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.1235 del
>>1233
Tummytokker 🤤 And she's showing NAKED back too... It's over nekos, I'm going to follow coomfus only from now on...
>>1234
>home of the fat nekos
Yo yo yo yo, I'm NOT FAT. Just off-season :)


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.1236 del
>>1235
That's not a coomfu because her tits aren't massive bazonkas like a shrivix


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.1237 del
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>>1236
It's not about bazonkas, it's about the content.

(attaching) Is this true? Any Truthseekers?


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.1238 del
>>1233
Another great backronym. This post is going into the book of the great neko backronyms


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.1240 del
>Post a picture in a general
>The next thread has that picture as the OP
RAAAAAAAAH


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.1241 del
>>1239
I like this tok :)
>>1240
>he's trolling the forums for 8 hours again
I've got nothing to say so I'll say that our endgame is a chatroom.


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.1242 del
>>1241
>I like this tok :)
You were tricked into liking a Madoka Magica cosplay tok! Huzzah! Now your will be lowered for the inevitable Madoka Magica marathon session this upcoming autumn/winter when we watch all 12 episodes and accompanying movie sequel in one go, as to best prepare ourselves for the upcoming movie Madoka Magica: Walpurgisnacht!
Roughly how many hours are left until the movie releases, I hear you say. Well, fret no more, neko, as you can find the syncwatch timer in the following post! >>35020


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.1243 del
>>1242
>You were tricked into liking a Madoka Magica cosplay tok!
I was not. I already am the biggest fan of the best madoka cosplayer.
>4579:35:14 / 8764:00:00
Soon.
Attaching the above mentioned cosplayer.


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.1244 del
>>1243
>4579:35:14 / 8764:00:00
and now I have tricked you into relaying informação desconhecido to me, a very valuable artifact that I would not alone be able to attain without your assistance. Heh, today you are in the palm of my hand.
Less than 4185 hours left!!!


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.1246 del
>>1244
>today you are in the palm of my hand
Yea as if you could lift me 😏
>>1245
Up to you but I think we should wait for the biggest geowizard fan, the BGCneko.


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.1247 del
>>1246
You are barely a fraction above my bench pb, twig


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.1248 del
>>1247
Yea and I bet you could bench that now huh? Delusional...


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.1249 del
>>1248
We... we don't talk about that
My pb is my current strength... surely


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.1250 del
GEOWIZARD FINALE IS OUT NOW.

when are we watching?


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.1251 del
>>1249
>My pb is my current strength... surely
That's actually true for me. I'm pretty sure if I went to gym rn I would smash my bench pb quite easily (it was like 60 LMAO or something)
>>1250
Whenever you're ready.


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.1252 del
>>1251
How about in 45 minutes from NOW?


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.1253 del
>>1252
I will be READY in 45 minutes


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.1254 del
>>1251
>it was like 60
60 is a good bench tbh. Sure, compared to people that rigorously work out its not that much but I still think of it as a good marker of strength
Whenever I go on my long breaks from working out, 60 kg is always my bench max for the first week, then after that I start climbing the 2.5s towards 70kg


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.1255 del
>>1254
That was after like 2-3 months of training and I was not exactly untrained, I was already doing 10*25 pushups or whatever back then.
Though let's be honest, I didn't know wtf I was doing back then and I was pretty bad at keeping consistent schedule. The only thing keeping me afloat back then was newbie gains.


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.1256 del
Acabei de aprender o que a gíria 'Vei' significa


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.1257 del
(2.73 MB 2120x2292 attention men.png)
CHUDS


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.1258 del
>>1256
Chatgpt told me it means "old man" or "dude/bro"


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.1259 del
>>1258
From what I read it seems to have come from an abbreviation of velho (old man) but has turned into being used as dude/bro in a jovial manner between friends, yeah
Had no idea and had to look it up cus the guy who keeps following me into custom games and posting my full name keeps saying "eae vei" to me. I thought this was a death threat....


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.1261 del
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>>1257
Thank you @thefunian for your service.


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.1262 del
>>1261
GOING IN THE BOOK OF ERIC POSTS


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.1263 del
>>1262
But my name is not eric...


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.1264 del
I forgot to blogpost about her. I'll do it tomorrow


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.1265 del
I can't remember if I ate anything but 2 slices of toast today
We are SO back on the anorexia grind. It has been bleak the last week or two so with me eating at maintenance every day but now we are back to misery


Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.1266 del
>>1264
Don't have the gall to forget it BUD.
>>1265
I'll eat 6 toasts as a midnight snack to make up for your misery, we're back on that bulk grind.


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.1267 del
Insane how I am down to a morning weight of 70.7 but I feel fatter


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.1268 del
>>1267
Maybe losing muscle mass? Also good morning neko :) I hope your day is wonderful


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.1269 del
>>1268
I thought that might be the case, at least slowly, meaning that I am still losing fat but just not at the same fat/weight ratio as before. Though it would be strange since you dont usually lose mass just because you havent worked out for 2 weeks
Who knows. Simplest solution is probably just that my self-criticism is firing louder than usual


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.1270 del
>>1269
>you dont usually lose mass just because you havent worked out for 2 weeks
Yea but you're also starving yourself so that's not usual.
>Simplest solution is probably just that my self-criticism is firing louder than usual
Maybe, I mean I have days where I just feel fat because of the energy levels being down and stuff.
It's just hard to say since I've never been able to go really low on bf%, I assume it's really really hard though.


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.1271 del
>>1270
I feel fat whenever I bend forward and see that the fat on my body bunches up or when I pinch the fat on my lower stomach


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.1272 del
>>1271
>whenever I bend forward and see that the fat on my body bunches up
Kinda cope but that pretty much always happens afaik, you're going to see it happen even if you're at 8%, maybe at 3% or something when you're literally a skeleton it won't.
I will be happy when it subsides enough for the muscles below to show, which probably is years from now since I've been at 73kg and I still had the stupid fucking belly pouch lmao.

Wasn't this your favorite cos? She made ANOTHER BATCH


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.1273 del
That audio immediately made me think of the shrivix tok. I hope she's doing alright ;_;


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.1274 del
>>1272
>But that pretty much always happens
Yeah, and thus I will never be satisfied.
>that cos
its so kino. I love the colours so, the wig, the makeup. The audios have been verkackt but I can forget those


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.1275 del
>>1273
As much as I think emrenei is an uggo and always has been, this audio is owned by her asukatok


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.1276 del
>>1274
>I love the colours so, the wig, the makeup
I've got no idea what's the difference between this one and the other ones of hers (especially since she did all 3 powerpuff girls) for you but I'm fine with not understanding.
>The audios have been verkackt but I can forget those
I dunno, maybe it's the audios I choose, she's got a lot of these toks so I don't post every single one.
>>1275
I didn't even know she was named emrenei before, I only know her as em.fox and I was never interested.
Yea I remembered correctly, she has an OF...


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.1277 del
>>1273
Number 1 Shrivix fan EU West here.

She made a story a few days ago that she was accepted into the clinic she was waiting for, for her health issues, so she's finally gonna get the help she requires.

Also, it is her birthday tomorrow and she is turning 23.

Also, she is German.

that rounds up today's epic shrivix facts.


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.1278 del
fact of the day: the greeks were ALL homosexual, so neko above admits he wants to look like a gay statue.


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.1279 del
wait fuck I mean neko below, this liveposting sucks


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.1280 del
>>1274
>Yeah, and thus I will never be satisfied.
Almost forgot to call you MENTAL ILLNESS NEKO.
Actually it's pretty funny because the only thing I've been holding onto recently and with great success is my workout schedule, because I have a mental image of looking like a greek statue and I refuse to let go of it.
>>1277
>Number 1 Shrivix fan EU West here.
Yea but are you the biggest Shrivix fan? We will never know because he REFUSES to buy the FUCKING batteries
>she's finally gonna get the help she requires
Hopefully...


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.1281 del
>>1278
>>1279
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUDDY FAILED SO BAD
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>the greeks were ALL homosexual
Even if they were I want to look like a greek statue not like a greek, statues cannot be homosexual by definition BUDDY


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.1282 del
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>>1276
Wait, emfox has an onlyfans? Pogchamp *eyes bulge out of sockets* AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA, im spending ALL my money.
>>1280
I am going to the shops later today, I will buy batteries THEN, meaning tomorrow I'll wait myself in the morning and post the true honest wait here on /neko/ and you will all feel disappointed in me as I have likely gained wait/stagnated once again. And then I will feel social pressure to do better and I will and I'll look like a gay greek statue (of a woman, because I am trans)


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.1283 del
>>1282
>Wait, emfox has an onlyfans?
I (ME) (newnekotadpole) could pretend that I didn't know, You KNEW for SURE.
>I have likely gained wait/stagnated once again
Most probable outcome: You've been keeping the wait at about the same level +/- 1kg, I'm pretty sure human body is really good at keeping certain level of homeostasis.
Well at least mine tries really hard to keep me at certain weightpoints it seems (day to day, and throughout the day).

Attaching a tok of what I would say when YOU TALK ABOUT GAY STUFF AGAIN (directed at Boniposter)


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.1284 del
>>1283
Oh I knew, I follow her on instagram so I see her post about it occasionally, granted I don't archive her stuff because I only really like her Asuka cosplay. She's the 2nd best Asuka, fr fr.

You also didn't respond to my funnybait, I posted a jpg of EmQ but claimed it was EmFox. Hahahaha, this is so funny, it laughed me so hard that it counts as a legitimate caloric burning exercise (skinny kingdom, here I come)


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.1285 del
>>1284
>You also didn't respond to my funnybait, I posted a jpg of EmQ but claimed it was EmFox.
That's because I barely know them, I actually thought it's strange but I thought it might be an old picture of hers or something.
Like, I saw that picture before, it probably was captioned correctly too, I just barely remember stuff like that because I'm pretty sure it was on the cave.
>granted I don't archive her stuff
I dunno, there's one part of me that wants to archive a lot of stuff but then I will also never ever post or even watch any of it so... What's the point?
Maybe I should just LET GO


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.1286 del
>>1282
your bait has failed


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.1287 del
You Will Never Be A Rogue. You Will Always Be Healing And Crying About Your Class.


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.1288 del
>>1287
Emory reference?
That reminds me. When will you share patreon leaks? I'm still waiting... Patiently...


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.1289 del
>>1287
HUNTER
You will want every single weapon in the entire freaking game


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.1290 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h9mdFWE_BUY [Embed]
This is the sequel to that song, made 6 years after the fact


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.1291 del
Just played against a guy that went 77-1 with the helicopter in battlebit
Crazy streak, nobody could shoot him down


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.1292 del
>>1291
That guy? It was Chaz Princeton.


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.1293 del
>>1292
I said 77-1 not 7-71


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.1294 del
my WIFE


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.1295 del
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>>1294
>he wants a polish powermaxxer gf
Not very smart are we?


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.1296 del
Cute germ story


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.1297 del
Shrivix Update, specialist clinic bros, lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Endchan has officially banned my main VPN spot for being a known spammer, now I'm stuck in a different location, reeee


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.1298 del
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>>1297
>Shrivix Update
She did sent it on tiktok too, well, she's alive.
>banned my main VPN spot for being a known spammer
Maybe you should've spammed less HUH?

Susunekos, our answer?


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.1299 del
Gonna stream some battle bit in 32 min


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.1300 del
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>>1299
Ok (aggressive)


Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.1301 del
chazLive chazLive for chazBattlebit


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.1302 del
Dreamt that Chaz was streaming some shooter game and managed to clutch a round by getting a triple collat on 2 pro players and one third in one short spray
They all raided him within the next 15 min, he got like 1100 viewers from the whole ordeal


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.1303 del
>>1302
This has to be the most unrealistic dream you've ever had neko.
Also good morning :)


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.1304 del
>>1303
He was using a silenced M4A1 and just cleaned house with them on the capture point
His chat was too powerful and he had no mods to clean it up or snap their necks. It was total chaos. Anarchy. Lawlessness


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.1305 del
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>>1302
>it's the you become a popular streamer dream
>so popular tenshi invites you to duo with her
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i just woke up and my DAY is RUINED life is NOT WONDERFUL
>>1303
goodmorning AP (Arie Poster)


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.1306 del
>>1304
>His chat was too powerful and he had no mods to clean it up or snap their necks.
Acabou, he should mod somebody just so that does not happen when he inevitably becomes a BIG STREAMER.
>>1305
>i just woke up and my DAY is RUINED life is NOT WONDERFUL
Don't worry RP (Riot Points), I'm sure this dream was prophetic and you will have to carry Tenshi soon.

Attaching another Ari as I am AP.


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.1307 del
I was thinking about it and it seems like I have little to no option than to powershart to 100 kilos pretty much...
The only other option is to cut now, lose like 5 kilos, look like dyel and still powershart to ~95.
It's over, I think I'll be dyel forever...


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.1308 del
>>1307
fatassneko......


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.1309 del
>>1308
Skeletonneko... Trust the plan.


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.1310 del
i'm dying nekoss i hate getting cold


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.1311 del
yeah just played a few hours of battlebit and levelled up 19 more times, top fragged in 3 games. attaching a tok to verify my identity.


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.1312 del
>>1310
ITS 32 DEGREES CELSIUS BUDDY. HOW IN THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING COLD?!?!?!?!
>>1311
Congratz, you seem to be really good at this battlebit game :)


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.1313 del
Felt like shit all day, decided I'd go out for a walk to clear my head, it started raining just as I was putting on my shoes.

the world is out to get me


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.1314 del
>>1313
Just walk in the rain. Are you made out of sugar neko? That's a known english idiom, don't @ me


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 18:25 [Preview] No.1315 del
>>1314
English Gay Neko here, I have never heard this idiom.


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.1316 del
This War of Mine (2014)
First time playing/seeing it.

Live in 5.


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 20:59 [Preview] No.1317 del
me when northernlion is playing spain


Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.1318 del
Batteries? Sold
Waight? Unknown
Anime? Never seen't it
Blogpost? Unfinnished


Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.1319 del
Just woke up pre-10am aidless% alarmless%


Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.1320 del
Boni is going to Anime Friends next weekend
Madokakino incoming


Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.1321 del
>>1318
Boniposter? Trolled
>>1319
Congratz neko, I've got a really bad night because of the heat and it won't get better until ~3pm. Thankfully it will get better today though.
>>1320
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRR she's hugging a fatneko it's over for you skeletonneko...


Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.1322 del
>>1318
Batteries are within arms reach.
Weight is known.
Anime I watched 8 days ago.
Blogpost is unfunny and not worth righting.


Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.1323 del
>>1322
Yea but is the Day of the tentacle remaster downloaded? HUH?


Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.1324 del
>>1322
8 days ago you streamed some mid video game not anime, buddy
I am keeping notes on each one of your streams and I just checked the tapes


Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.1325 del
>>1324
Sounds like Tadpole behaviour, and I'll have you know whatever I stream is nothing to do with the tadpoles.


Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.1326 del
Bonald wishes he was as drippy as Zureeal


Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 17:23 [Preview] No.1327 del
New sususcosplays tummy ribcage kino.


Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.1328 del
holy macaroni, new nozzomi


Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.1329 del
rate my roguefu


Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 18:13 [Preview] No.1330 del
>>1327
We love her (tummy 🤤)
>>1329
Is she polish or just BPDmaxxing?
She looks... Okayish, nothing special but I dunno how good you can make characters look in this game.
Also lmaoing at the cat in bottom left.


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.1332 del
>>1327
Wait a fucking second, that's not the title of the tok, it was "7390080882167614753 bellydancing Mitsuri!! (LETS GO TO THE FINALS, NL ���⚽️⚽️) fake body #mitsuricosplay#mitsuri#dan".
BUDDY IS LOSING IT

Also good morning, no new toks.


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.1333 del
I realised I forgot to tell you guys life is wonderful today.

I woke up, before my alarm, the sky is gray, the world is cold, it shall rain.
Life is still wonderful, because I said it is.
>>1332
I uploaded that BEFORE she uploaded it to TikTok. So how could I have known what the title was going to be?

*moves my pawn to F6*
check.


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.1334 del
>>1333
>I realised I forgot to tell you guys life is wonderful today.
My life on the other hand is AWFUL because somebody decided to NOT post a TOK with the TRIPS.
>I uploaded that BEFORE she uploaded it to TikTok.
I do not check upload times, I've been barely remembering to run my script recently.

>*moves my pawn to F6*
>check.
I don't play chess, sorry.

I'll let you borrow my tok to fix YOUR mistake.
#unsteal


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.1335 del
Life isn't wonderful after all. My dog might have cancer...

She's being scheduled for an operation where they'll cut her open to thoroughly check, but if she does have cancer and it's spread internally and so they can't remove it, we're probably going to have to put her down...


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.1336 del
>>1335
That's really sad neko, I hope it's going to be alright ;_;


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.1337 del
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Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.1338 del
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Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.1339 del
>>1336
It's okay, at least I'm trying to be hopeful. She's not in pain, she's acting how she always does, and it being cancer is just a worry because they've already tested and treated for the other possible causes. It's just a lump in her leg, possibly a tumour given the idea that it might be cancer.

She's going into surgery next week, they're gonna remove the 'tumour' and also thoroughly check to see if it was/is cancer.

In a way, I hope it is cancer, and that they're able to remove all of it, that way we'd know what it was and she'll be fine. But if it is cancer, there's a chance it has already spread and she could have cancerous growths inside of her...

She doesn't deserve this, she's still got another 4 good years of life expectancy left to grow old and lay down by the fire.


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 18:43 [Preview] No.1340 del
>>1337
Zur is sunburnmaxxing. Pain from just laying down coming in 3... 2... 1...
>>1338
Nauurrrrr Boni is too pale, it's over Kuruboni fans
>>1339
Hopefully it's going to be best case.
She will go to live on the uncles farm in 4 years


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.1341 del
>>1340
>Boni is too pale
I couldn't come up with a way to make her look realistically more índio


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.1342 del
i hav a subway cookie box (white/dark chocolat cookies wit Smarties) and an ice fold full pepsi max botel on my elektronic heightt adjustabel desk whiel im siting in my bals naked in my blak leather gaming chair enjoying the world speedruner chaz sa/so stream to start of my hot summer In Case Anyone Asked


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.1343 del
>>1342
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, but sadly, I have to debunk this post.
It is not true that the best speedrunner in the world is streaming right now at this moment.


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.1345 del
>>1344
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, but sadly, I have to debunk this post.
You have never been at my age because you're half my age BUDDY.
PWNED by the SENIORNEKO.


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.1346 del
>>1345
Der 56yearoldneko.... FUCK YOU


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.1347 del
>>1346
>FUCK YOU
Yea I did that in my days... Did I ever tell you that one time I did it in the car? Those were the days 👴


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.1348 del
Goodnight, I leave you with saya clearly frauding her chest size but I like that you can uncrop the video and her tummy closeup fills the whole screen at this resolution.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.1349 del
>>1342
When I actually have an SA/SO no knockout route for all the levels in Hitman 1, I'll do a stream where I SA/SO no knockout the entire game.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.1350 del
NEW FUNKY. Life is wonderfulbros WW@?


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.1351 del
70.7 kg with 2 days worth still inside of me
Thought that maybe I'd be sub 70 after a visit to the porcelain throne but alas, only 70.2


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.1353 del
>>1351
Acabou, we're never making it to skeletonland.
>>1352
I did not understand anything about this tok. Meus nao speakando brasil.

Attaching a very easy to understand tok.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.1354 del
13% of the US population has already used ozempic
Ozempic was put under heavy restrictions in norway because fatasses were taking it making the supplies be insufficient for people who actually need it to manage their diabetes (the original use case), leading the govt. to making it so that you can only get a prescription for ozempic if you also have a prescription for insulin
Ozempic will bring Covid25 which finally eradicates all fatties. Trust the process 2 more weeks 🙏


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.1355 del
>>1354
Yea I think there was a restriction on Ozempic in US too at some point because they were having same problems (people with diabetes couldn't get it), guess they've probably upped the production massively.
>Ozempic will bring Covid25 which finally eradicates all fatties. Trust the process 2 more weeks 🙏
I wish but there's probably little chance for it to happen because I don't think it's conductive to any super-medication-resistant bacteria or anything.

On the unrelated note (probably kind of related), my cardio is VERY bad. I can barely stomach 2 minutes of vigorous cardio, even though I haven't been skipping too much workouts. Guess it's time to get back to it starting today.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.1356 del
>>1355
>guess they've probably upped the production massively.
Fatties are such a valuable asset to companies and capitalism that the company that produces ozempic is worth more than Denmark and probably a many more 1st world countries now since its been some time since I heard that claim
The world is ending


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.1357 del
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>>1356
>The world is ending
If the world was ending, they wouldn't have anything to eat, in which case they would stop being fat. Sadly that is not the case.
>the company that produces ozempic is worth more than Denmark and probably a many more 1st world countries
>609 trillion $ market cap
It has surpassed Sweden's yearly GDP for last year. Very grim.

It has not on the other hand surpassed POLAND BECAUSE POLAND STRONG WE WAR YOU KURRRRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.1358 del
>>1357
cute job stealer


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.1359 del
>>1358
She privated her account. It's over. Acabou. Koniec.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.1360 del
>>1359
Owari da


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.1361 del
It's the Lain again...
LMAO I just looked out of the window and saw a teenager lighting up his smoke in heavy rain. Funniest shit. He's just like Ryan.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.1362 del
>Toxic french person in my team in a game
>call him a spanish dog (in portuguese)
ahahahahah it gets funnier every time


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.1363 del
>>1362
But we love french in here neko. One of our most respected nekos here is french (he has french in his nick so he has to be french)


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.1364 del
>>1363
frenchies? hope they EXPLODE


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.1365 del
>>1364
>hope they EXPLODE
From happiness of course :)


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.1367 del
>>1366
I'm not even in the discord server...
Think about that for a moment BUDDY

Also my internet is so shit because it started raining I can't even download toks...
Now we can all enjoy the Lain funky toks even more after watching the anime am I right or am I right?


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.1368 del
haha, look at her go.


I don't have anything to blogpost about, my life is just kinda stagnant right now which is a depressing sentiment. One of these days I'm going to get an email back from a job I've applied to and it won't start with "We regret to inform you that you have skibidi rizz and your CV is from Ohio". I just want a nice, £25k a year annual salary, preferably with some field work.

I also wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 impala.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.1369 del
>>1368
>haha, look at her go.
Her pokedance is worse than mine and that's a genuine achievement.
>I just want a nice, £25k a year annual salary, preferably with some field work.
Don't we all... I wish I was lucky (or evilmaxxing and were just able to lie on my CV)
But also don't worry, it'll get better eventually. It always gets better eventually*
>wish I was a little bit taller
We've already got a fix for that GROW GROW GROW


*This does not apply if you have some terminal illness, read terms and conditions before accepting your will to live contract.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.1370 del
>>1366
wtf happened to this post? its not there for me


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.1371 del
>>1370
You Will Never See This Post
Always #Clauding And #Stealing From The Nekos

HUNTER


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.1372 del
>>1371
no but can I get a real answer? was it removed by endmin?


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.1373 del
>>1372
Real answer: I wrote something and then deleted it, because you can delete posts on endchan just like 4chan.

The post was along the lines of "the nekos hate me i know you're all laughing at me in your secret discord and making fun of every post i make"


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.1374 del
>deleting posts
cringetopia


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.1375 del
>>1374
This is exactly why I deleted it, because I knew you'd say the post was cringe and then I'd feel bad.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.1376 del
>>1375
deleting posts is more cringe than making cringe posts


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.1377 del
>>1375
Yea buddy, what you did not expect is for it to REMAIN FOREVER ON MY SCREEN
I have screenshotted it, now it goes into my hidden vault of posts that will haunt you till the end of chans.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.1378 del
>>1376
I bet I could make a more cringe post than you can ever achieve by deleting a post.
I'm not going to do it, but I know I can.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.1379 del
incredibly funny post that nobody replied to saying it laughed them >>1371


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.1380 del
>>1379
I don't think I got it, sorry neko.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.1381 del
>>1380
That's The Nekochen That You Know


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.1382 del
>>1378
not possible, I fear, for I am someone who hates censorship and revision of history
I got annoyed at nekomin for also purging posts when he banned people because that made it so that you could no longer see what they did to get banned. He was censoring history


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 21:12 [Preview] No.1383 del
>>1382
>not possible
Without breaking the rules? Maybe.
>could no longer see what they did to get banned
It would be nice to see what did they get banned for, but I don't think it's really worthwhile to see most of the purged posts. I'm not that curious to see that someone went ahead and broke rule 1/2. Though most of the bans on nekochen were dealt to that one bonbiposter or to the people that were advertising random crap sites.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.1384 del
>>1383
>Without breaking the rules? Maybe.
how would breaking the rules make your post any more cringe? idgi


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.1385 del
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Breaking rules? I'd never do that!
Anyways, I love Kay too much.
As a matter of fact, I make sure to message her that everyday.
She never replied to me but it's fine, I got her full legal name and address and I'm going to visit her as soon as I have enough savings.
Haha that might sound creepy but I'll make sure to tell her on discord before I board on the plane, don't you worry.
I think I may have to pause my Ozempic for a few weeks so I can reach her quicker, but it'll all be worth it.
Also, it's my first day here. Hi nekos!


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.1386 del
in two days, assuming theres no change in my water weight, I will be below 70kg


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.1387 del
>>1386
Mods? Sneak 48 donuts into his mouth whilst he snores


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.1388 del
>>1385
>I think I may have to pause my Ozempic for a few weeks
Fatneko... It's over. Acabou. Fork putdowns.
>>1386
Not beating the skeletonneko allegations.

I on the other hand have been cardiomaxxing today and now I'm stuffing my mouth because I DESERVE IT.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.1389 del
>>1387
NAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR
He'd be RUINED


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.1390 del
On the topic of weight loss, I dont think I will like how my face looks when I am lean. Maybe its because I havent shaved or because the fat I still have left is imbalanced in its locations but I am starting to have my doubts regarding how I would look with hollow cheeks
More motivation to start eating when I feel like losing weight has been a done deal


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.1391 del
>>1390
That's strange, my face definitely looks better when I'm thinner, maybe you're just not used to it?
>More motivation to start eating when I feel like losing weight has been a done deal
>he's starving himself just so he can become a fatneko
Grim.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.1392 del
Nekos seriously gain and lose like 15kg in a year whereas I can't even lose 500g because of genetics


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.1393 del
>>1392
Is genetics a synonym for sale at Mister Donut?

I was going to write this only but I couldn't stop myself: I do not see the problem with gaining 15kg, that was pretty easy. What's going to be hard is losing all that fat I've gained without cutting down too much on the muscle mass.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.1394 del
>>1392
You just don't want to
>>1393
Losing is easy, albeit slow
Gaining is harder, be it due to the actual force you have to put into eating and pushing food down past your apetite if you want hardbulk or due to the complete iron consistency that you need to have to stick to your lean bulk goals
To lose weight you literally just go to sleep hungry but to gain weight in a controlled manner you actually have to put in effort


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.1395 del
keep getting connection failed

test post


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.1396 del
just connection failed when i try to upload a tok, so i cannot post the tok i wanted to post along with the comment i wanted to post.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.1397 del
>>1396
Tried changing from .net to org or vice versa?


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.1398 del
I have always been a Cosmies poster because I appreciate her hard work and talent that goes into all her cosplays, for example, tok related was just uploaded and it's her showing off her new glued xaryah wig she's working on.

I am posting this just so you can appreciate the wig, please do not comment on anything unrelated to the wig.

I will be using the full force of my Roblox VIP Admin Account I purchased for 750 robux to PERMABAN anyone that says ANYTHING out of LINE.
>>1397
If this post works, this neko is a SAINT


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.1399 del
French nekos, your response to this email I just received?


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.1400 del
>>1398
>those triceps
she is becoming a fattie as well. Já passou


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:25 [Preview] No.1401 del
>>1400
Yeah, I noticed her face was looking a lil chubby, and her tits being so fucking big suddenly can only be explained by her Bonbimaxxing.

I'm gonna say it, she's still cute, she's got a nice smile and you know I loved chubby Remy.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.1402 del
>>1401
She does indeed have a pretty face but she's a porker now so none of that matters. I don't make the rules, sorry


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.1403 del
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>porker
everything reminds me of him


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.1404 del
It's been over 3 months since I 'discovered' Susu and Susuposting, and yet she hasn't released a tok that comes CLOSE to this one in terms of quality.

Fact: Cute girls should dress up like cute boys.
Opinion: Pirates are epic.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:51 [Preview] No.1405 del
>>1400
>those triceps
Yea her upper arm is around the size of my upper arm.
I would like to remind everyone that I weigh 87kg.
>>1404
>Fact
False
>Opinion
That's okay, I'll let you have this one.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.1406 del
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I condemn all this fatposting.
Reposting the skinny legend latest tok.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.1407 del
>>1406
Hair white as snow is so pretty


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.1408 del
>>1407
Zomg I used to like Melon so much 🥰


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.1409 del
>>1407
>>1408
omg you guys like melon too? i love melon and i also really really love emory, i was wondering if either of you two cool melon posters had the emory patreon archive leaks???


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.1410 del
>>1409
I do not appreciate in the slightest how you're comparing a madam who gave us four years of wholesome chungus deluxe cosplays to some leaky treesh that came out of the womb wearing bodysuits. Sure, Melon may have gotten fatter, stopped doing cute little dances, started wearing nothing but latex and added a link.tree to her bio, but I'm sure that's all due to external factors outside of her control. She went to college, probably, and that is a very expensive thing I guess.
So yeah, you will see this in the morning and will feel really silly to the point your day will no longer be wonderful.
Tread carefully before you post nonsense again, check your corners and don't dare disrespect our legacy tokkers again.


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.1411 del
Dreamt that I saw a kino bonitok that I didnt have downloaded
Woke up just after I found out I dont have it
Já passou


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.1412 del
>>1411
>Woke up just after I found out I dont have it
Yea that was a prophetic dream. It's in my Great Archive and I will never share it.


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.1413 del
I have tried to watch like 8 different Monogatari character analysis / youtube essay videos now and I close them all within the first minute for one simple reason:
They cant fucking pronounce their R's in Araragi, much less the names of any other character


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.1414 del
Dreamt that I saw a kino emory patreon archive that I didnt have downloaded
Woke up just after I found out I dont have it
Já passou


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.1415 del
Trimmed my mustache half a millimeter too far up on the sides and now I had to take the whole thing off
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.1416 del
movie
Lilya 4-Ever
Runtime: 1h49


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.1417 del
After you complete the first big story arc of Baldur's Gate 3 the game practically railroads you into choosing a romance option amongst your companions. Cringe. I am of the Master Avellone philosophy that romance doesn't belong in vidya, only TORMENTED LESBIANS do.


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.1418 del
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Rate my restaurant, bros


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.1419 del
>>1418
Far too nicely decorated. Customers can't eat the paintings or the wall panels, so why invest money in that?


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.1420 del
>>1418
That's actually pretty nice, I mean FUCK YOU, we hate nordicks here.
>The Chum Bucket
I hope your chef is named Spongebob or I'm rating it 0/10


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.1421 del
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>>1420
Spongebob doesnt work in the chum bucket


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.1422 del
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Mr. Chaz and his WIFE are in my restaurant??? What the Fieri?????


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.1423 del
>>1421
Don't care, still rating it 0/10 out of spite.
>>1422
He has a cute wife and what about you BUDDY?


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.1424 del
>>1423
>cute wife
Oh yeah? His "cute wife" ordered a KIDS MEAL
THATS A CHILD


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.1425 del
>>1424
I had to marry someone and I had the best rizz with a child. I needed that inheritance money.


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.1426 del
>>1425
eu ri


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.1427 del
H O T T O G O


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.1429 del
>>1428
+18 RR (duod with Nova for 6 hours)


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.1430 del
actual cuck


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.1432 del
She genuinely reads most messages I send out loud and then just doesn't reply to the message?

She's so fucking ADHD she immediately has to read another comment or talk about something else.


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.1433 del
>>1431
You will NOT call OTHERS simps.
>>1432
I bet you're higher than Nova on the rebound list with so much space you occupy in her thoughts.


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.1434 del
>>1433
All I have to do is say 61% and she'll seethe about me all night.

Nova WISHES he had this power. He also wishes I would stop following him home late at night, mailing him threatening messages cut out from newspapers, and generally gangstalking him.


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.1435 del
>>1431
what did you type


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.1436 del
>>1434
>she'll seethe about me all night
This is so funny, I wonder how much she actually thinks about it (or if she's even aware she's getting carried SO MUCH).
>gangstalking him
BUDDY, he's a MODERATOR now and he'll ban all of your 50 accounts that you make every day just to post his doxx. And then he will donate 50 swifted after he does his 8 hour chat moderation shift.


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.1437 del
>>1435
She complained about being too poor to buy the new bundle, so I wrote. "Come on Simps, Ella is poor and needs your help. Donate more gifted subs."

Immediately one of her mods used the rules command, which clearly states not to call people simps, and warned me for it.


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.1438 del
>>1437
Should've read the rules, outlaw


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.1439 del
time to put in a 1 hour shift at my restaurant before the neko kino


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.1440 del
Time to put in a 1 hour shift moderating Tenshi's chat. It's like the wild wild west out there.


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 21:19 [Preview] No.1442 del
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Portugal is my favourite LATAM country


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 21:31 [Preview] No.1443 del
>>1442
What about Spain though? Is it lower on your list of favorite LATAM countries?


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.1444 del
>>1443
Idk who he is, I dont watch many streamers sorry


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.1445 del
Acabou. Youtube just recommended me an AI generated metal song.
It's going to be all AI generated slop and we're going to LOVE it.


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.1446 del
>>1445
I was going to write a "I just loooooooove AI" post but I cant even do it ironically due to the slopfatigue


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.1447 del


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.1448 del
First polpost in the new neko but someone shots fired at a Trump rally, bullet literally scraped his ear aka a few cm from taking his head clean off
(Found this out via the chat on a stream stream, I am NOT lurking /pol/ 24/7)


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 22:27 [Preview] No.1449 del
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pic if anyone cares


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.1450 del
>>1448
>first /pol/post
>it's using the nazi numbers 1448


Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.1451 del
>Neko losing so hard in Democracy 3 that he uses the "Assassination Attempt" on Bonald
I knew the Dictatorial Grand Election was rigged...


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.1452 del
>Read a youtube comment talking about social distancing
>posted 4 years ago
What the FUCK


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.1453 del
>>1448
And that's why if you're planning an assassination, you'd better succeed.
Most probably guaranteed him a reelection with that stunt.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.1454 del
>new madoka
>it's a tok with her bf
NAURRRRRRRR I have been slain.
Life is awful, no more mirth in my life.
The only thing that would make my day better now is emory patreon leaks...


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.1455 del
I've got to post this susukino, just found out it's sitting there in my folder and NOBODY posted it yet.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.1456 del
Girl on the left is selling her cosplays so if any of you fatasses need an L/XL cosplay you can get a barely used one for pretty cheap


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.1457 del
>>1456
It all makes sense now why you hate fat girls, it's because Boni is dating a morbidly obese girl.

Sorry neko, it is Akabaou for you.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.1458 del
>>1456
What do you think her wait is? If she's around 85-90 the cosplays would be perfect for me (except I'm like 30-40cm higher than her, but that's an implementation detail)
>>1457
Isn't she dating Louie or whatever that girls name was?

Also new (4 weeks old) ruru posts on insta. Hopium? Copium? You decide.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.1459 del
Craving the bi-yearly Subway sandwich right now, might get one


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.1460 del
>>1459
Thanks to you now I know that Subway exists in Poland. Acabou.
Also
>buddy will drive to subway but REFUSES to get the batteries for his scale


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.1462 del
>>1461
Actually it was a 50/50 gamble on a joke.
The other comment was "What about your 70kg goal BUDDY?" but that would be less funny if it panned out so I scrapped it.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.1463 del
>>1462
The "sandwich" would be my only food for today
Also, in response to >>1460, he still hasnt bought batteries, quem diria?


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.1464 del
>>1463
I totally got sidetracked by DOING MY WORKOUT BECAUSE I WORKOUT.
>only food for today
Naurrrrrrrr you can't live on subway only, that's way too American of you.
>he still hasnt bought batteries
I can understand that, not the most important thing in your life if you're not used to waiting yourself every day.

Attaching monogatari reference (oldnekos know) (newnekos will not know) (nao falsa)


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.1465 del
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I'll count your reps bro


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.1466 del
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Yo yo yo AP (acidposter) wy@, I've got rare acids for you.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.1467 del
>>1466
Where the fuck did you get a rare acid from?
>>1463
I BOUGHT BATTERIES ON MONDAY


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.1468 del
>>1467
7213638916593782021
7213096012154539269
7152607685500849413
7034583268741745925
7020134503754501382
Check these out, they popped up when I ran my thingie today. Maybe you have them, maybe you don't but they're available now.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.1469 del
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Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.1470 del
>>1467
>I BOUGHT BATTERIES ON MONDAY
Can't be the truth given that you said in your emfox borger post that you would post your true honest wait after buying the batteries


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.1471 del
>>1470
I saw my wait and felt bad
>>1468
I'm phoneposting atm so I cannot see them


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.1472 del
>>1466
Àfter watching I think I've seen this b4-d4


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.1473 del
>>1471
>I saw my wait and felt bad
Acabou ;_;
>I'm phoneposting atm so I cannot see them
Dw if any of them disappear in the meantime I've got them, so you can ask for them later in case.

Also attaching a tiktok of cey resurfacing after 5 years lmao, I will never understand how this site works.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.1474 del
I'm such a gamer I changed from a white shirt to a black shirt just to reflect less light from the sun onto my monitor so it wouldn't disrupt my gaming session
(20 seconds after doing this, a cloud covered the sun and all sunlight ceased, rendering this gamer solution moot)


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.1475 del
>>1474
Stop trying to appropriate my culture, real gamers live with their windows constantly obscured by curtains or blinds. No exceptions.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.1476 del
>>1475
>curtains or blinds
look at le bourgeoisieneko over here that can afford curtains and blinds.... I have t-shirts hanging from my curtain rack obscuring the sun but its so weak and fimble that it can only carry 2 at a time leaving a lot of room to still let light in


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.1478 del
>>1477
OK BUDDY I JUST WANTED TO SHARE
>>1476
Acabou... Favelaneko... I'm so sorry...


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.1479 del
Ilya 4 Ever?
More like Ilya 4 Me, she is for me, stay away from her, she's my future wife.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.1480 del
>>1479
>Doesn't even remember the name of his 'future wife'
She would leave you for the first cute Andrei trafficker she'd meet


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.1481 del
Why do all cute tradwifes choose Chad Andrei bad guy traffickers and not me nice guy Funkyneko hopeless romantic...


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.1482 del
why do good girls like bad guys? i've had this question for a real long time


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.1483 del
Were we watching the yuros later?


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.1484 del
>>1483
maybe, probably not though because more like eurogay am i wright


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.1485 del
>>1484
idgi


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.1487 del
>>1483
When is it? In 35 minutes?
>>1486
You might not be in the Union anymore buddy but you're still on the continent. Your team even played in the championship...


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.1488 del
>The Drow society is dominated by woman.
I fucking love Warlockracy's videos man, every other line is gold.

CHECK DIGITS, POSTING CANTHINKY TO CELEBRATE.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.1489 del
>>1488
>he missed his one and only chance for actual canthinky post for the next 13392 posts
It's over Kaybros ;_; Hulk Hogan 4ever ;_;


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.1490 del
>>1489
this nekka forgot all about post 11488


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.1491 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRT2N5QyMmc [Embed]

ilyguys


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.1492 del
nova weighs 58kg


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.1493 del
>>1492
There's no way... I really hope this is not true (for his sake)


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.1494 del
>>1490
Naur, well, I guess I'll have a chance then in 9994 posts to post my FAVORITE TOKFU (WE LOVE HER)
>>1491
We love you too neko :) (though the song sounds pretty sad)


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.1495 del
>>1492
>>1493
You lads weren't here for the Noice stream, we got some DEEP Nova lore.
>He's going to uni
>He's got a scholarship for esports
>He's gonna have to stream 3 to 5 times a week for his uni team in addition to playing competetive esports for him
>He met a girl on swiftplay
>Rizzed her up
>She admitted she has an onlyfans
>He read out her OF description and I found it within seconds
>She gets her full asshole out
Novabros....


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.1496 del
>>1495
Yea but that's all whatever, what's more important is if he's really 58 fucking kilograms???


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:44 [Preview] No.1497 del
>I way twice as much as Nova


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.1498 del
>>1497
you need to go buy ozempic


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.1499 del
>>1497
You did not gain 26 kilos in 2 months, I don't think that's even physically possible


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.1500 del
>>1499
I'm not who you're thinking of, I'm a completely different neko, the clover poster.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.1501 del
>Tenshi doesn't understand that Pizza Hut will be busy and orders will be slow during the FINAL OF THE BIGGEST SPORTING EVENT OF THE YEAR
genuinely based retard


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.1502 del
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>>1500
And you weigh 120 kilos? I am incredibly skeptical Mr Clover Poster (I will not be using the abbreviation for that)


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.1503 del
>5'11 and he weighs 60kg


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.1504 del
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS SO OVER NOVABROS
>>1503
I heard that I'm fucking rofling right now my God it's over... So over, cannot be more over, went from 8th rebound to never had a chance in the first place.
58... I was 68-70 kilos in high school and I've had literally 0 muscle...


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.1505 del
>Brazilian cast shouts GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL for as many seconds as it took me holding my button down to write that
kkkkkkk


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.1506 del
>nova yapping like he cares about football
pipe down pipsqueek, your BMI is 17.8, you can't even lift a soccerball


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.1507 del
>>1505
He's ABSOLUTELY POGGED OUT OF HIS MIND
>>1506
That joke about bench pressing him... Acabou... He's never recovering if he reads it...


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.1508 del
>made a joke about 50 swifted
>instantly got an orbiter
He's so popular :)


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.1509 del
>>1508
PLEASE SWIFT ME A SUB, CAN YOU GIVE ONE TO ME?


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.1510 del
>>1509
Sent :)


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.1511 del
>the most beautiful gamer girl i ever seen in my life ❤️
>for sure you are. i think i fall in love 🫣
Is this rizz nekos?


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.1512 del
>but why are you gifting people you dont know, what if im like a bad person


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.1513 del
>>1512
Well, he's a terrorist (it's a compliment)


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.1514 del
Get banned BUDDY


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.1515 del
>lie and say england scored
>get a 10 min timeout in the cuck corner


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.1516 del
>>1515
Get banned BUDDY
"It was cruel" LMAOOOOOO


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.1517 del
>they actually score like a minute later
yeah, your streams are slow. im watching on normal time.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.1518 del
>I told you Palmer scored
IM DYING OVER HERE HELP


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.1519 del
>freakingepicgaming
sounds like a fake neko game


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.1520 del
>Spain has a corner? What does that mean?
Genuinely how does she know so fucking little about football?


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.1521 del
I correctly guessed spain would score 4 minutes in advance, but nobody replied so I couldn't play my oracle card again.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.1522 del
Better prepare for your permaban over promising 125 swifted buddy


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.1523 del
Big Ups Chaz Princeton for delivering on the 50 swifted.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.1524 del
chaz type !watchtime in her chat


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.1526 del
>>1524
>!watchtime
1 day, 2 hours.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.1527 del
It would be £150 to donate 30 swifted, and half of that goes directly to Amazon. Naurrr.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.1528 del
>>1527
Where's the SWIFTED BUDDY?


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.1529 del
>>1528
check stream


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.1530 del
🤮🤮🤮🤮


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.1531 del
It's over, he swifted 150 British Pounds to Tenshi...
I don't want to watch his downfall anymore...


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.1532 del
>bro, you coming to noice yet?


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.1533 del
>donated 200 US dollars to tenshillion
>only 10th on the all time donorboard


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.1534 del
qttensRaid THE BRITISH ARE COMING
qttensRaid
THE BRITISH ARE COMING
qttensRaid
THE BRITISH ARE COMING
qttensRaid


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.1535 del
>>1533
Buddy, I've got some bad news for you...


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.1536 del
>>1535
That's monthly, check the all time.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.1537 del
>>1536
Grim... You're barely in top 10 simps... Guess you need to drop another 150 swifted...


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.1538 del
Love_Furry :3 ^.^* Hiiiii!!!! :333 <3333


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.1539 del
>>1538
sometimes i feel cringe about the things i've done, like donating 30 swifted to tenshi, and then i remember you guys befriended a 9 year old belarussian girl and i feel better about myself.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.1540 del
>>1539
And then you remember I neither rizzed up at roblox or swifted any money to any streamer/tokfu and you feel worse about yourself.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.1541 del
>>1540
yeah but you are genuinely the chad lord of the nekos, the rest of us are losers compared to your magnificence my liege.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.1542 del
>>1541
>lord of the nekos
That would be dictator, or king, or whatever title he goes by, Mr. Acidposter. You've got the wrong guy The leather club is 2 blocks down


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.1543 del
warning: tummy kino


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.1544 del
I have (mostly) abstained from drinking tea with honey today and man, my hunger levels are WAY higher
really makes you think of how many calories there are in sugar and a dash of milk, added with the fact of how much I drink it
I will go down to 1 pint a day and the rest being plain water. This will make my weight loss ainda mais rápido


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.1545 del
>10 pushups for every pound I send to tenshi
He's going to die. Literally. Like today.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.1546 del
I'm on a new diet, all water, no other drinks, do 10 pushups for every £ I send to tenshi. guaranteed wait loss.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.1547 del
HOW TF DID HE REPLY BEFORE
>>1546


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.1548 del
>>1546
You're not going to get past even 10% of that by wednesday


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.1549 del
>>1548
10% would be 150.
I can do 150 pushups in 4 nights.
38 pushups a day for 40 days to hit my goal of 1500 for tenshillion?


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.1550 del
>>1547
I am a magician :)
Magicians never reveal their secrets :)
>>1544
Pal, I thought you were eating like a 1000 kcal a day but you've been supplementing with a bunch of sugar water? I am disappoint...


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.1551 del
>>1549
Not happening


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.1552 del
>>1550
Yeah, I have been eating like 1kkcal a day but I've been downing like 3-4 litres of tea too, which is about 160-240 kcal of milk and idk how much sugar there is in a spoon of honey in each of those pints
I'm trying to lose weight, not crash out and become sick


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.1553 del
>>1549
That's ~72 hours actually, so basically 3 days as in 50 pushups daily. Not saying you wouldn't be able to do that but that's a few more than 38 :)
>>1552
Why not just do intermittent fasting if you are really dead set on doing dumb shit? I mean it's probably better, you can do like 1 day normal maintenance calories and 1 day basically eating nothing.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.1554 del
>>1553
Because that sounds fucking dreadful
I know what I can do and still function decently. Like I said, I am not trying to make myself ill by mixing and matching different strategies just because they look good on paper, I have no desire to give myself migraines or whatever adverse effect that might occur
Plus, I drink tea because it tastes good


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.1555 del
>>1554
>Because that sounds fucking dreadful
Not really, I'm personally thinking about doing it myself to lower bf.
It seems like a much better choice than being on a constant huge deficit tbh, but I dunno, maybe it's stupid. Definitely seems better in theory though since I will be eating more sporadically so I wont feel the hunger so much.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.1556 del
Just did my 38. If I do this for 3 more days, I am 10% of the way there.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.1557 del
>>1555
What sounds good to one doesn't have to sound good to another
I'd rather be consistently below than to go to and fro every two days
I know what I'm doing.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.1558 del
Well I'm literally passing out because I did 2 workout sessions today... Goodnight nekos. Have a great sleepy :3
>>1556
We will be monitoring your progress with great interest. Good luck neko :)


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.1559 del
Next week I WILL receive a job offer from something relevant to my degree and interests. I won't be stuck waging for life.

I am MANIFESTING this.
>>1558
Goodnight Funkertron, rest up those muscles Chad Lord of Nekoville


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.1560 del
>>1559
>I won't be stuck waging for life.
The real blackpill is that we will all be stuck waging for life. The question is if it's going to be a cushy job behind a desk where you post stupid shit on imageboards or if it's the worst physically and mentally draining job ever (no inbetween).

Good morning nekos, I hope life is treating you well today.


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.1561 del
>>1560
Sleep: Decent
Weather: Nice but warm
Life: Wonderful


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.1562 del
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>>1561
Yeap, I'm posting it again.
Also I'm glad you've got some good sleep neko :) The weather is pretty warm for me too and it's not going to get better at least today...
I'm still going to work out though, IDC.


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.1563 del
16 degrees and pissing rain
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.1564 del
>>1563
>perfect weather
>he's complaining
FUCK YOU, come over to my place and suffer 30+ degrees for a month and see if you change your tune BUDDY.


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.1565 del
I'm gonna go take my camera out and go for a walk around in the evening and take pictures of the pretty village my campus is located nearby to try and get better at photography stuff


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.1566 del
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Had the most terrifying dream last night
After England lost the euros, I went to bed and dreamed that I watched a bit of Tenshi and that someone dropped $200 on her. Thank god it was only a dream


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.1567 del
>>1566
Insane and pretty horrifying. Imagine if someone said something like: "I will drop 30 swifted subs if Spain wins" and then actually went through with it.
Actual horror story.


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.1568 del
>>1565
Just don't doxx yourself. Also have fun :)


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.1569 del
>>1566
Erm, ackshully, it was $196 🤓👆🏻


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.1570 del
>>1569
A dollar for every kilo, amiright fellas‽‽ 🤠


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.1571 del
>>1570
naurrr, this post has hit me so deep that i am going to reconsider my life choices... after this last serving of 36 donuts.


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.1572 del
>>1571
>only 36
ALERT!!!! He's on DIET!!! ALERT!!!!


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.1573 del
https://esolangs.org/wiki/Gen_Alpha_Brainrot
I have found a perfect language for me to program in. Learning it RIGHT NOW.


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.1575 del
>>1574
wooyeah


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.1576 del
>Walking to bus stop
>It's within sight
>Check app
>Bus is 4min away
>Literally 10 seconds later it hurtles past me
>Sprint to it
>Driver saw me running and waited
Remember to thank your bus driver


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.1577 del
>>1576
>Driver saw me running and waited
Actually pretty nice, doesn't happen often here.
Yea I live in a society...


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.1578 del
Scrolled 5 toks on my phone data instead of WiFi and hoooly shit the amount of normie local shit I got almost gave me a heart attack
My WiFi FYP is mint but the mobile data FYP is something to be scared of


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.1579 del
>>1578
>normie local shit
Time to DM those normies and get into normie things :)
Actually I know what kind of content you're probably talking about and it's always SO AWFUL, like mind-numbingly bad

I've been reading a pretty interesting podcast transcription about an AI prize for a certain dataset (ARC) and I think it's a very good read.
Made me seriously reconsider if there's any chance of getting AGI with current approach. Well, I was always skeptical but it went from maybe if they scale it big enough and throw enough resources at it it might work but it's a very small chance to the chance is so remote that it's unfeasible most probably.
Also it really illustrated well what modern AI can and cannot do, it's very good at memorizing patterns and spitting them back at you and abysmal at trying to reason through something that's not in its dataset, even if it's literally a 5-year old problem.
It did solidify my opinion that it's a tool at best and only a good tool if somebody already solved a very similar problem to the one you're providing it on the web (so basically a very sophisticated search engine)


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.1580 del
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You now remember this game


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 20:21 [Preview] No.1581 del
>>1580
I have never played this game. Is it even worth trying? Didn't see any positive reviews back then.


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.1582 del
>>1581
I've never played it, I think all the hype was just from the cute robot girls


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.1583 del
>>CHAT
I've tried joining random games on 4chan's /tg/ board and it almost never works out. Only ever had success with it when I recruited random players from there for a VTM game.

Even then, of the 5 I started with, 3 disappeared without a word by session 9. The other 2 guys are solid though.

>>CHAT2
Only 4 campaigns?
Pretty rookie numbers neko. I've played at least like 5 pathfinder campaigns, 3 3.5s, 1 5e, a single session of 4th edition as an villain PC

But yeah, BG3 is 5th edition, so it's kinda shit, but I think it's quite good for the options it enables you to do, you've got far more freedom than any other CRPG I've tried, and the map is well designed.


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.1584 del
>>1583
>random games
I just feel like if it is among friends you get much less dead air and don't have to have a very strong GM to keep the game alive.
Like our GM is not super great, he's good enough but not like amazing, yet we would just have fun party banter or just banter when he was fumbling with stuff in the background.
Also there's no problem with any drama related to the board since there's inherent understanding between friends.
>Only 4 campaigns
We didn't play that much, maybe someday we'll start another session but it's getting harder to do with everyone getting RL commitments. Life sucks.
>5th edition, so it's kinda shit
It's the reason why we switched to pathfinder after first 2 sessions, 5e is easy, but it does suck for build diversity and RP through the build, where most of us are pretty autistic number-crunch oriented and we do like a bit more convoluted mechanics, maybe not just for the sake of them being convoluted but PF does make decent use of additional complexity.
It's also why I've played PF:Kingmaker and WotR, they might be also working on limited PF rules but just implementing this limited rules is much more fun for me than 5e, while when I will finally play BG3 it will have to do more heavy lifting with story.


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.1585 del
Early bedtime to wake up sooner and be able to eat sooner? More likely than you think


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.1586 del
>>1585
Goodnight Boniposta, I'm thinking about catching some early sleep too, maybe I'll eat first though or work out a little.


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.1587 del
>>1586
>maybe I'll eat first though
FUCK YOU


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 21:24 [Preview] No.1588 del
>>1585
Goodnight Bonald, my arch nemesis and secret ally in the dictator race. Sleep tight.
>>1584
I have tried to get into Kingmaker but I just struggle, the characters are fairly uninteresting and I remember there being quite a lot of trash fights, which BG3 feels like it lacks. Every time I get into a fight in BG3, it feels important. Only when I went back to the goblin camp to kill the stragglers did I start just throwing out basic attacks to roll through small guard patrols.


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.1589 del
>>1587
In this house, we BULK :)
>>1588
>the characters are fairly uninteresting and I remember there being quite a lot of trash fights
Yea the story of Kingmaker was... Mid at best tbh. WotR has better story imo but I haven't finished it yet so maybe it becomes a trashfire in the second half. There's a bunch of fights that are there just to pad things out, but I dunno, it's more of an old crpg design and I don't feel it that bad.
You can't really have every fight be a challenge or a new gimmick. Well you can but then you're making a mod for NWN that took like 10+ years to develop and still isn't finished afaik.


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.1590 del
Hello nekos sorry for not showing up for the latest movienights, had to write some huuuge science dings and having to battle all this crap software including microsoft word was super stressful.
All in all my article sucks, but hey, I finished it with 6 minutes to spare :D
Now I have one more week to make a cute poster about it and present it, I'll boot up photoshop and channel my inner Boniposta.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.1591 del
Rise and shine, nekos. É hora de COMER
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>1590
> I finished it with 6 minutes to spare :D
a win is a win and you haven't missed anything important so don't worry


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.1592 del
I did a complete exhale and ab flex and checked my side profile and for the first time in my developed life I thought that I looked shockingly thin
>70.2 kg
So close yet so far


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.1593 del
>>1590
>6 minutes to spare
In my circles we call it "and then I've had the time to take a coffee break too"
>I'll boot up photoshop and channel my inner Boniposta
Good luck workaholicneko :)
>>1591
>É hora de COMER
It's definitely not an hour of coomer BUDDY
>>1592
>shockingly thin
DC, still bulking (cope)

Attaching a niu funky


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.1594 del
Remember guys, cleaning your room is indeed considered cardio and Peterson is confirmed to be a gains goblin and a crab.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.1595 del
Ate a grilled sandwich which was incredibly disappointing
Ate some fish which was nice
Verdict: 4/10 breakfast, regret eating it. cant believe I waited like 20 hours for that


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.1596 del
>>1594
yeah this is why I dont clean my room. I knew it would ruin my gains


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.1597 del
>>1595
Naurrrrrrrr...
At least the fish was good :)
>>1596
Good. (Attaching)


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.1599 del
>>1598
>I Lost Wait.
Well, you better go FIND IT HAHAHAHAHAHA

Glad your day is good, all the fus are uploading this week, life is wonderful indeed.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.1600 del
I haven't been able to get that H O T T O G O audio out of my head for days.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.1601 del
Video for the day.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.1602 del
>>1600
no clue what audio that is


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.1603 del
>>1601
Already watched it. Way ahead of you.
>>1602
Attaching.

I'm so fucking retarded. I've pulled some neck muscle while doing wide grip pullups. It's not anything really bad but I bet it'll take at least 2-3 days till I'm able to do pullups/handstand pushups again...


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.1604 del
>>1603
Why are you tensing your neck whilst doing pullups?


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.1605 del
>>1604
>I'm so fucking retarded.
Probably why. I dunno really, bad position, not used to wide grips since I haven't done them in a while, who knows. My form isn't that great probably anyway but that was just dumb af.
Should've just let myself rest today since I was tired anyway, or just done cardio, now I'm gonna be in mild annoyance pain instead...


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.1606 del
>>1549
Speaking of pushups, how is this going?
Youve got 11h and 40 minutes left


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.1607 del
>>1606
No, I have 2 days left. I have done my 38 for the past 2 days, so I have another 2 evenings of 38.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.1608 del
Nooooooooooooo...
I've had a perfect thing cooked up during dinner, but you actually did the second series.
T E N S H I O
T E N S H I O
112 pushups to gooo
T E N S H I O
112 pushups to go


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.1609 del
Nooooooooooooo...
I've had a perfect thing cooked up during dinner, but you actually did the second series.
T E N S H I O
T E N S H I O
112 pushups to gooo
T E N S H I O
112 pushups to go


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.1610 del
Lmao how did that happen, I got disconnected, it didn't refresh, post somehow went through though and I double posted...


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.1611 del
doubleposterneko... this is what we, in the industry, call an EPIC FAIL


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.1612 del
>>1611
Stop making fun of my BAD INTERNET OKAY?
I'm suffering here with my 3rd world ISP and YOURE LAUGHING


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.1613 del
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>Now I have one more week to make a cute poster about it
Checked my e-mail and it's actually tomorrow morning xDDDDD
Slept till 4pm, no template, no fotochópi, will have to skip frisbee, ran out of goodfus to attach to this post, it's so over.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.1614 del
>>1613
anything I can do to help with the shoppando?


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.1615 del
>>1613
>it's so over
It is not over until tomorrow morning neko. We believe in you, you can do it.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.1616 del
The powerlifting general /plg/ on fit has an OP header of Hachikuji
zased or chazzed? (chazzed is a new term which is equivalent if not greater than cringe, locked, coal and the likes as it carries the air of an act such as donating $200 to a streamer like midshi)


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.1617 del
ok im officially quitting neko,
i get nothing but harassment from the nekos,
and now they're lying that i ever donated to midshi,
im going back to nekochen.net where people appreciate me,


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:37 [Preview] No.1618 del
>>1617
finally someone else will post on nekochen with me, I have been all alone over there for saauuuuuuuuur long


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.1619 del
>>1616
zased and chazzed (because of Nanami)
>>1617
>im going back to nekochen.net
I have looked at it... Yea pretty grim tbh famalam. I would rather get bullied personally.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.1620 del
>bingo anon still making posts on the neko graveyard


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.1621 del
>>1614
Thanks neko, but from my research (watching youtube while eating lunch) it seems like it's really easy to make a decent poster on powerpoint? Considering I already have all the text and graphs from yesterday's article it looks like all I have to do is make a bunch of text-boxes and paste my stuff in there, might actually be done before dinner time (clueless)
>>1615
The printing store will be flooded the moment it opens and I'll only be done past the deadline, it's so truly over.
>>1617
Nooo don't leave neko your so cool haha


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.1622 del
>>1621
When I had to make a poster, getting it printed at a print store was like £40, so I said fuck it, I'll print it in the library. It wouldn't print, so I had to print it as 4 individual bits of paper, all of which printed with white borders, cut and stuck it together.

In the room of 200 other students presenting posters... I was the ONLY one that had to cut and stick it together, everyone else managed an A3 poster in one...


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.1623 del
no anime today

BUT CHECK OUT THIS
https://vocaroo.com/1kb7YU75S2BD


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.1624 del
>>1620
Yea but what's more important is have you seen the BEST CARDSHARING SERVICE?
>>1621
>it's so truly over
I hope you will still somehow make it.
>>1622
>cut and stuck it together
That's so funny, I wouldn't even care, your poster would actually probably be the most looked at by me just because it stands out and I root for underdogs.
>>1623
>no anime today
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ACABOU ;_;


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.1625 del
>>1623
I lasted 23 seconds. Powerful YCYL material


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:56 [Preview] No.1626 del
>>1623
>check out this
Is this like some 4chan thing? Sounds like that one song about not being able to write good songs or sing.
>>1627
>I need to photoshop me and my friends out of the picture
Don't worry :) I would never laugh at you even if you doxxed yourself :)
I definitely would


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:58 [Preview] No.1627 del
>>1624
I can find a picture of it, give me a minute, I need to photoshop me and my friends out of the picture


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.1628 del
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>>1622
Mine will be free after I say the secret word to the copystore clerk :3 But I'll have to stick it together like yours, as the poster has to be A2 and they only print A3's at best...
>>1627
Very nice poster, I'd be very happy if mine ends up looking like that, but I have way less text and many more ebin images (going to fill my paper with pictures that I got with those billion money microscopes that amplify up to 5000x, they explain absolutely nothing of what I did but they're really cool to look at)


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.1629 del
>>1627
Chef's kiss lmao.
>Lasius niger
WAIT A SECOND, HE'S RASIS.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.1630 del
>>1628
GET TO WORK BUDDY
>they're really cool to look at
And that's the most important thing anyway.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 17:10 [Preview] No.1631 del
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>>1630
Like this, I have so many of these and I'm sure that everyone that'll lay their eyes on these squiggly lines will pog out of their mind


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.1632 del
>>1631
Perfect, looks like the image of my fractured bones after a close up and personal meeting with pavement.
I would pog.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.1633 del
im back nekos
nekochen was so dead that i cant stay there,
this place is full of haters but its home,
gonna drop another 30 swifted on tenshi when she goes live,


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.1634 del
stealth game called Intravenous is for free on steam for the next X amount of hours (1<X<24)


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.1635 del
>>1633
>gonna drop another 30 swifted on tenshi when she goes live
Please don't ;_;
>nekochen was so dead that i cant stay there
It's like that polish board, actually, they've posted 44 posts since yesterday so they're less dead thank nekochen (and it's like 4 people too)


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.1636 del
>>1633
Buddy it's 75% off, not free. Nice try though, I won't buy your game Roman. Your post was actually 22 minutes late, as it ceased being free at 6PM GMT.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.1637 del
going for a walk to buy milk because i drank the last of the milk in my cawfee.

might buy some scones, jam and clotted cream... we shall see. we shall see.
>>1635
I'd blogpost there but I don't speak any polish, it's akimbo for me.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.1638 del
>>1637
>I'd blogpost there but I don't speak any polish
I bet you get banned for blogposting there, their posting patterns are pretty short.
>no mention of 48 donuts
Strange... Peculiar... Thought provoking...


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.1639 del
>>1627
Posterneko, before I stress out about this later tonight... how exactly did
you split your poster into four parts? It looks like something really simple to do, but now I'm scared the copystore clerk will fuck up the margins and eat a bunch of my beautiful text and pictures.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:29 [Preview] No.1640 del
>>1639
That's just how it printed on powerpoint


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:29 [Preview] No.1641 del
>reads the site name out loud to 5 viewers (3 people in chat)
acabou incoming


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.1642 del
>>1641
Lmao I didn't even notice, did he really?
I don't think they will come anyway, I've talked to Qvimm (over DMs) btw and I don't think he came over, not interested I guess.
Well the master of trolling might feel the need to come but what's the fun when somebody here has the power to actually filter him out of the site with a few button clicks.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:38 [Preview] No.1643 del
>>1642
>guess I'll have to use my phone...
>end chan neko...
>Posterneko, before I stre-... lemme reply


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.1644 del
>>1643
Yea I was half-listening then, when he was talking about pulling out the phone.
I was responding to a post on the polish board.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.1645 del
>>1641
I'm genuinely retarded and shouldn't be allowed to stream, I'm sorry.

Luckily you guys pay more attention than the tadpoles. They still don't know.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.1646 del
Okay, I know how to find it, indexed without any more than just what is on neko.
Google "No lewding minors" or probably any of the rules. As in literally with the quotes, searching for just that specific phrase.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:34 [Preview] No.1647 del
Pretty sure all of the rules work, "boniposter" works too, I've tried many phrases (our poster names, life is wonderful, names of tokfus, some other specific phrases we use), all of them are worthless, as in else return nothing or way too many results to sift through.
Some embeds work and some don't but if someone is determined enough they would find us through them, for example " 7284094784153652511_h264" works on ddg, just "7284094784153652511" doesn't, same for google, 7386511548971322666 works just on ddg, "7386511548971322666_h264" works on both, it's very strange.
Don't have much more ideas really, but I've checked most things that are remotely possible to guess I think, even some phrases that should work don't work (I've just put in "tokfu" "rules" and it just responded with nekochen and sturdy)
Also it depends on the search engine it seems, google seems to really not like the rule 1 and just returns nothing there.

Since I'm against nuking whole threads especially if it means we wouldn't be able to use boniposters name and would have to rephrase the rules I think we just live with it. Especially since embed names will stay an option most probably.

So basically, it's not impossible, but requires a fair bit of ingenuity, randomly getting here is probably impossible, but if you know how we post and what we post, it's just remote chance but not impossible.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.1648 del
>"Boniposter" gives the site as the #1 search result
thats really funny
>Doing a bunch of work to not make them find us
I mean, if they go through all that effort /and/ are smart enough to think of doing all of that, they can learn to fit in


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.1649 del
>>1648
>smart enough to think of doing all of that
Yea, I think a pretty realistic assessment is that that one swedeneko: never making it here unless we literally spell out the site name to him (preferably letter by letter since he might be too dumb for other options)
Others on the other hand? I dunno, I've got the obvious advantage of first of all knowing that this exists and seeing what keywords we use, I'm not sure if I was not here right now it would be a task that I would be able to achieve.
I think it's akin to a math problem, most of them are very straightforward when you know the solution, but coming up with the solution is the whole problem.
>"Boniposter" gives the site as the #1 search result
Ye dreaded BONIPOSTER, he'll be the DOOM of us all, I tell ya.


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.1650 del
>>1649
The only ones I can imagine who actually do care about coming here and probably would if they knew about is are bingo, armpitt and the house owner oldneko. the tadpoles probably didn't care about the site enough to even have the thought of "I want to find where neko is now" cross their mind a single time


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.1651 del
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why would anyone want to be with you even if they knew I wonder?


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.1652 del
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cala boca vdia eu to trabalhando 😎😎😎


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.1653 del
>>1651
>why would anyone want to be with you
Br00tal blackpill, but I guess you're right.
>>1652
On what buddy?


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.1654 del
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espérame que vou agora mesmo pra coimbra a explicarcho pallaso


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.1655 del
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>>1653
I'm working on my giggle stats, I'm totally frollickingpilled right now watching a youtube video. Laughtermaxxing


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.1656 del
>It’s worth noting that the phrase contains grammatical errors and slang, making it somewhat informal and potentially offensive due to the use of "palhaço" (clown) as an insult.
Zlewy sent :) Enjoy.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.1657 del
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Graphic design is truly NOT my passion.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.1658 del
>>1657
parece meio limpinho, né???


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.1659 del
>>1655
>Laughtermaxxing
We all need some joy in our lives from time to time. I'm glad you're happy neko :)
>>1657
That does look like graphic design is your passion though (love the pink btw)


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.1660 del
Getting a little sick of having to IP hop 4 times every morning to find a VPN endchan hasn't suddenly blocked.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.1661 del
>>1656
>grammatical errors and slang
anon... you are assuming it's portuguese, it's not


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.1662 del
>>1658
Compared to my colleagues posters? They mog me. It's so over. Plus I was the only dumbass who made their poster horizontal (fat and wide) while everyone else made their vertical (tall and slender). I repeat, it's so over.
>>1659
It's NOT pink, it's white, the phone camera betrayed me. I chose not to add any colour to my background because I hecking love science and wouldn't want to waste precious paint on such frivolous matters.
Not attaching anything because I'm on the wörk laptop and NO toks are allowed here FUCK YOU 🖕


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.1663 del
>>1657
It's clean, professional and looks a HECK of a lot better than mine did.
I rate this TWO thumbs up.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.1664 del
>>1662
>fat and wide instead of tall and slender
you merely decided to make your poster neko-like, it's understandable


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.1666 del
>>1660
I hope my next girlfriend likes Brazil because she's getting a crop top like this


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.1667 del
>>1660
>suddenly blocked.
Isn't it the .net to .org debacle? I get to swap multiple times daily if I want realtime to work and sometimes even the whole site doesn't work on one endpoint.
>>1661
That is not what I assumed, that's what chatgpt assumed. I've asked it to translate it from BR.
>>1662
Naurrrr, the fatposter neko... Acabou...
>It's NOT pink, it's white
I assumed so but I've had to make the joke :)
>FUCK YOU 🖕
WELL FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY 🖕
>>1660
>>1663
I don't get those youtube comments.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.1668 del
>>1667
>That is not what I assumed
> I've asked it to translate it from BR.
he wrote it in half spanish half portuguese


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.1669 del
>>1667
They're comments from the "Abandoned Pubs" video we watched last night.

I just thought they comments were schizoy and funny so I posted them. Sorry if that offended you LIBSHARK. You probably voted Labour. Naurrrrr, posting my Prime Minister.

The second comment I find especially funny, he's obviously trying to imply anyone that doesn't like pubs is a child, but then he hard commits to the xbox bit. I aspire to be this funny.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.1670 del
>>1669
>Abandoned Pubs
>AP
Even though his last post with the nekos was in the sweltering hot summer of '79, he's always here in spirit.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.1671 del
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>>1668
>half spanish half portuguese


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.1672 del
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>>1668
>he wrote it in half spanish half portuguese
So it did recognize it correctly, which means the comment at the end might be accurate.
For me the whole sentence does not make sense after translation but there's one word (for the city presumed by chatgpt) that might mean something else and change the whole meaning of the phrase.
>>1671
Well now I don't know, I'm very confus.
>>1669
>They're comments from the "Abandoned Pubs" video we watched last night.
Ohhhh, that makes some more sense. Yea they are pretty schizo.
>I aspire to be this funny.
You should try it then :)
>LIBSHARK
Actually I'm post-ironic hitlerite with aryan-agartha undertones thank you very much.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.1673 del
>>1671
I dont speak haitian so all I can assume is that the rest of the spanish words are spanish, lil pup


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.1674 del
>>1672
>Actually I'm post-ironic hitlerite with aryan-agartha undertones
ever since the trump dodge and me having browsed /pol/ for 25 minutes, I feel this so much. Keep going my aryan sister, Hulk Hogan!


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.1675 del
>>1674
Actually unironically liked the memes that came from this assassination attempt. The memes were good. /pol/ still bad though.
>aryan sister
Wait a fucking second, I almost missed that.
FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

God she has such good taste in music, I...


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.1676 del
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Paycucking...


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.1677 del
>>1676
I WILL BUY TURBO AND I WILL BE HAPPY


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.1678 del
>>1676
I am a proud paycuck, I love to subscribecuck to my favourite streamer whilst I viewcuck them playing games I'm too bad at to beat myself, even when I abuse guncucking and easydifficultycucking, alas, I will never be better than Chad Princeton, the no loadout gamer.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.1679 del
>>1678
Chad Cringeton? The guy that viewcucks a better valorantchi player than herself? More likely than you think


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.1680 del
>>1675
I've only ever heard the remixes and nightcore versions of this song and I always thought they said "I won't back down" instead of blackout


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.1681 del
>>1680
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5I-r3Z_tm7I [Embed]
It's in the name... How? (I have also only ever heard the nightcore of this song)


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.1682 del
>>1679
I- I mean he, is a beter valorant player than you. Check Haven A site winrate lil pup.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.1683 del
>>1681
I didnt know the song title. I have never looked the song up myself, only ever heard it in the background of other things like montages, fragmovies, streams and shit


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.1684 del
>>1682
Naurrr he has a 52% wr when playing with deftones is mid but only 55.7% when playing solo he is BOOSTED


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.1685 del
>>1684
>deftones is mid
>52% vs spoiler%
Anchornekos? Our response?


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.1686 del
>>1685
the majority of your solo wins were in BRONZE and SILVER and LOW GOLD
ITS TRUE ITS TRUE CHECK TAB


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.1687 del
>52% winrate with deftones is mid
>[SPOILER] winrate solo
>66.7% winrate with Draig, mein welshfu.

Yeah, just goes to show that GREAT Britain is only GREAT because of England and Wales working together.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.1688 del
>>1686
>your
It's over. He got schizomaxxed. We won.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.1689 del
Norgefu superiority (reminder: this was BEFORE deadlock was buffed, this was still during her weakest)


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.1690 del
>>1689
yeah but you died 128 times to the easiest level on intravenous. shrimple as


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.1691 del
>>1690
>easiest level
[that you haven't unlocked viewcuck]


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.1692 del
>>1691
yeah I havent unlocked it yet cus I was playing on the 2nd hardest difficulty whilst you were punchcucking on the 4th easiest difficulty


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.1693 del
yeah you're just a hater seething that i am better at intravenous, valorant, battlebit and donkey kong


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.1694 del
That donkey kong machine you played at? Not original, it was an emulator.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.1695 del
STOP BEING A HATER MY MENTAL HEALTH IS BEING EFFECTED


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.1696 del
>>1695
>EFFECTED
*AFFECTED
yeah. that was the final blow. you are DONEZO


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.1697 del
>>1696
Lmao, you are absolutely right though, I didn't even notice his mistake.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.1698 del
>>1697
I am the true english native here on nekochan.org 😎


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.1699 del
btw the rules for new threads are simple, make a new thread on the first of da month


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.1700 del
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>>1699
But what if we don't make enough posts before the first of the month? Ever thought about that buddy???
I've got a better rule: on dubs and up you have to post a tok. If you don't your mum will die in your sleep


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.1701 del
>>1699
That likely wont work because this thread is set to hit 1k posts before the 1st of august


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.1702 del
Shrivix Update: She has given up.

That's the tl;dr of the 8 stories she's just put up on insta, the doctors are the clinic aren't listening to her, she's not getting better, and she doesn't have the money to stay there for months.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.1703 del
>>1702
Just read it, honestly the whole situation fucking sucks, I can understand both sides, doctors want to do no harm so they're hesitant to put her under the knife, there's probably a good chance that she might not come out of it well, while she's literally losing it because it's a constant pain and all the other symptoms and she would rather take the chance of dying than live with this.
Fucking hell...


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.1704 del
>>1703
It's completely fucked, wasn't able to get into the clinic for months, and now that she has her health insurance no longer covers it because she's 23. And even there they're trying to fix the problem. If they wanted her to get off pain meds and do exercises, couldn't she have been doing that for the months she was waiting? Rather than having to go there and pay, I assume, a shit ton of money, just to be told to do something she can do at home as she waits for real treatment?


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.1705 del
>>1704
>get off pain meds and do exercises
That one was pretty fucking ridiculous too. Like I'm all for exercising and trying to take care of yourself and I know it does help, but sometimes it's just not enough. This is probably one of those cases where she just needs to be helped medically...
Anyway can't say wtf is going on for certain without full medical report so only she knows what is actually there and from the post I've gathered she's probably unable to even make a proper decision there, if there's even a decision to take and they're not just turning her away because fuck you that's why.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.1706 del
>>1705
Her options are
>Stay there for potentially months, with little to no income to pay for it, or rent at home
>Go home, suffer, but at least be able to earn some money
both bad options. Really makes me think less about Germany, a place I thought was a first world country.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.1707 del
haha what if I streamed all of persona 4: golden and persona 5: royal?

it would only take a few years of streams


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.1708 del
>>1706
>a place I thought was a first world country
No first world countries neko. If you get a rare terminal disease (or even common terminal disease in case of my country), better believe it you're fucking toast unless you get incredibly lucky and/or have money to pay for the treatment (or connections to make sure you get treated I guess). I'll probably share something after dindin but now I'm eat.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.1709 del
The school year is pretty much acabow. No more evaluations but I did compromise to buy some cleaning supplies and fix the mess I left their lab in (for free).
Life might be wonderful. It'll definitely be if my streamer goes live today and everyday.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.1710 del
>>1709
Mr. Flazzid Mingeton did promise to stream today, that's for sure


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.1711 del
>>1710
>Flazzid Mingeton
Nah, this one fell flat for me, you can say it was Flazzid.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.1712 del
>>1709
I've been busy working on my new video game 'Egirl Manager' where you take on the role of an egirl, who gathers popularity on social media sites such as TikTok and Instagram, and tries to manage their social media life, make a profit, and not turn to the quick cash but soul crushing side of online influencers like onlyfans.

I suppose I can take time out of my game development career to stream for you.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.1713 del
(31.55 MB 1080x1920 Nine Lucy.mp4)
This was really cool


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.1714 del
>>1712
>I suppose I can take time out of my game development career to stream for you.
>check streams
>nobody is streaming
ANOTHER LIE!


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.1715 del
Tenshi haters? Your response?
>>1714
You want me to stream before 7pm GMT? Ugh, thats soooo hard.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.1716 del
>>1715
>Your response?
>(the best streamer)
There should be an asterix there.
>Ugh, thats soooo hard.
Well then maybe say that you can take out the time from developing your epic new game but AFTER 7pm GMT BUDDY


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.1717 del
Ohhpinkk gaming some chained together


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.1718 del
dog update: she's back from surgery and doing fine, has a big cone on her head
norafawn update: she cosplayed some elden ring character i still havent beaten that game
life update: wonderful


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.1719 del
boni has featured in more minecraft toks on some random guys channel than she has made toks herself in the same amount of time
enfim, é acabou. a era de ouro passou


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.1720 del
>>1718
>dog update
That's good, glad she's better :)
>>1719
She is cloutmaxxing (on another channel)
>enfim, é acabou. a era de ouro passou
>appears to have a minor typo.
Acabou...


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.1721 del
>>1720
whats the typo?


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.1722 del
>>1721
It thought that you meant enfim, acabou instead of enfim, e acabou. It's an interpretation issue imo, I got what you meant even when gpt corrected it.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.1723 del
>>1722
>chatgpt is unable to recognise one of the most common verbs and instead thinks that it is a typo
very strange


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.1724 del
or maybe I'm the retard now that I'm thinking of it
Can you even say é acabou?


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.1725 del
>>1723
It interpreted it as "Finally, it's over", while I think what you were going for is more akin to "It's over, IT'S OVER" when properly translated.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.1726 del
No, you cant. chatgpt has me beat, its é acabado if you want to use é


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.1727 del
>>1726
Naurrrrrrr, AI overlords are going to rule the world, we can only kneel...


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.1728 del
>>1725
the interpretation was closer to what I wrote but more so "At last" to go along with the sentiment raised with "The golden age has passed" instead of "Finally"


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.1729 del
>We are suspecting automated behaviour from your account
Guess I wont be able to download this cute boni pic this time... I need to lay low so zuckerberger doesnt come after me


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.1730 del
>actual eggcuck


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.1731 del
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I can still screenshot it though. FUCK YOU zuck, FUCK YOU


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:11 [Preview] No.1732 del
>tenshi has been live for 12 minutes and Ch*z has already been commenting multiple messages in it
He WAITED for her to go live. Sunk costbros?


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.1733 del
>Answer key for exam is released (almost 2 months after the fact) and its 9 pages long
Fatigue


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:15 [Preview] No.1734 del
whenever tenshi tries to do ANYTHING other than just play valorant she reveals how fucking stupid she is (in a good cute tradwife and a gamer way)


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.1735 del
>Wait ChazPrinceton, you always troll me, im braindead nevermind


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:20 [Preview] No.1736 del
>>1735
She wouldve held you in higher regards if you didnt have your glory stolen by G3NO


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:21 [Preview] No.1737 del
>Unlikely
Naurrr it's so fucking true


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:21 [Preview] No.1738 del
>I'll ask the 8ball: "Will my friend ever get over his addiction to donating money to content creators?"
<Unlikely.
HAHAAHHAHAHAHA


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:23 [Preview] No.1739 del
Gambling is on a 5 or 10 min cd lil pupper


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.1740 del
>Fredfishoil: @novakle let’s just kiss instead
>Novakle: @fredfishoil bet bro
This is how they cope with being cucked by the top fagger Paulissimus


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.1741 del
>My chat is crazy
>They're saying[...]
lol


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.1742 del
yeah that gotland joke is funny as fuck, only trve nordic nekos understand


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.1743 del
theres no way SnowyFox is going on a SJW crusade over the fact that someone said that another mod was "the best mod" and now he is crying his eyes out about "YOU CANT SAY THAT YOU ARE DISRESPECTING THE OTHER MODERATORS, WE ARE ALL GREAT IN OUR OWN WAY!!!!! soyjak scream.jpg"


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.1744 del
>write a comment insulting noice saying it's a bad website
>comment INSTA deleted


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:34 [Preview] No.1745 del
Now it makes sense why Tenshi has no money, she'sgoing on weekend vacations to London weekly.
The train prices for that is like £200 for a return, not even accounting for hotel and food costs.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.1746 del
there's a 90 second ad every 10 minutes.
her stream is so trash without a swifted sub.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.1747 del
>>1746
>Too dumb to have an adblocker
ublock origin development kid does the trick for me


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.1748 del
That was too fucking weird, I copied a message from someone and Tenshi read out their name and it's too close to my irl name I'm getting DOXXED LIVE ON STREAM WHAT THE FUCK


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:55 [Preview] No.1749 del
>went to an ad break right when she was gonna respond to the bjorn thing
yeah im looking up this adblocker


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.1750 del
>>1749
she hasnt responded to it a single time


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.1751 del
Just realized I have been watching tenshi on speakers when someone else was downstairs
This is more cringe than when Gash Princesston (post-surgery) donated $200 to Tenshi


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.1752 del
okay im gonna setup a Chaz stream for 10 past


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 18:03 [Preview] No.1753 del
he responds TO YOU?=?=???
imagine my seethe if he gifted you and not me


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 18:06 [Preview] No.1754 del
normans seriously be like "zomg you're drinking? omg i wish that was me i hecking looooooove getting drunk its my main personality trait"

i fucking hate normans


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.1755 del
>>1754
>zomg you're drinking? omg i wish that was me i hecking looooooove getting drunk its my main personality trait
That's me :)
I am an alcoholic.

Attaching just so you know who is the drinkingneko on this board.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.1757 del
voltamos* FILHO DA PUTA ACABOU NOVAMENTE


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.1758 del
>>1756
Indeed we are very back.

Attaching a tummy tok to prove that it is the case (snoozedposter forgot again)


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.1759 del
>>1758
wow upper stomach area ribcage tok let me get my popco-... ZZzzzzzZZZzzzz *whistling as I snore* 😴😴😴😴 🛏🛏🛏🛏🛏🛏🛏


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.1760 del
>>1758
I am immensely attracted to Susu and would date her if she'd ever accept a neko like me.

Not attaching so nobody knows who made this cringe post.


Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.1761 del
>>1760
>I am immensely attracted to Susu
Relatable
>and would date her if she'd ever accept a neko like me
Unrelatable, if her character is as I assume from whatever she shows on the internet we would both hate each other.

Attaching so you know who made this cringe post.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.1762 del
the nekos are sleeping sshhhhh


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.1763 del
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Like 7 new story pics so I took a gamble on scraping them. We will find out shortly if my account gets banned or not


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.1764 del
GOOD MORNING NEKOS RISE AND SHINE TIME TO GET ON THE GRIND


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.1765 del
>>1763
Buddy still is not using gallery-dl with delays even after I just straight up gave him the command...
Hopeless...
>>1764
There's no grind, only despair (danganronpa reference) (funny)


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.1766 del
>maeve privated her account
>I can see her toks but no longer download them
alas, I shall become a pvmpk1nn poster


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.1767 del
>>1765
I looked at the post you made half an hour ago but figured that I havent had to scrape in so long that Zuck would be playing nice
Also I hate going from the devil I know to a potential devil that I don't


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.1768 del
Ok I just noticed a few commands in the documentation that I seem to have missed the last time I was looking through it, and another command that I saw but had mixed up between two of them. Now, in the future, my comand should not be downloading 3x everything (because its downloading the file, a json and a compressed json), as well as not try to download the latest 10 posts every time just to find out that it already has the files.
Maybe Zuck will be happy with me now


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.1769 del
>>1766
>maeve privated her account
Yea I noticed yesterday, it's acaboat.
>>1768
I think they only know that you're a bot if you go way too fast, no real user does sequential download as soon as the video loads.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.1770 del
>>1769
>no real user does sequential download as soon as the video loads.
wdym?


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.1771 del
>>1770
Well, what you're doing with downloaders is basically: download video (in your browser it would be wait till it buffers fully), skip to next video/image, which is very unnatural because normal users else skip before the video loads fully or there's a significant delay after loading before they skip to next one. I bet that's how they actually recognize it because everything else can be emulated with requests in software.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.1772 del
Let an imbecile write code and he will find a way to fuck shit up.
This is about me.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.1773 del
>>1772
FUCK YOU (I did not open the spoiler)


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.1774 del
>>1773
>FUCK YOU
Yeah? Well then FUCK YOU (I didn't read what you wrote in parenthesis)


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.1775 del
>>1774
What does this post say? I didn't read any of it


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.1776 del
I'm coding my own nekochen, with even more claudes. Infact, it's just claudes talking to each other, and occasionally posting the emory patreon mega archive ultra pack.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.1777 del
>>1776
HOLY FUCKING ZASED.
#claude pretend you are a caveposter and respond to this post


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.1778 del
>>1776
Finally a good feature
Now I don't even have to wait for you unfunny, uglytokfu posting WANKS to post because the claudebots can make good funny jokes at a moments notice without me even getting off the toilet. Huzzah! We are saved!


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.1779 del
Thoughts on the new Bonifer hair colour? I don't like the greens or blues so I personally don't think it's one of her better ones


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.1780 del
>>1778
>wasted this epic once in a lifetime get on a text post
Oh the year was 1778, how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now...


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.1781 del
>>1778
Yea I'm two-tired of mediocre jokes here.
>>1779
I am anti any color that isn't natural but because it's Boni I'll let it slide :)


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.1782 del
>>1779
Biggest Boni hater here: I like the new hair, it looks good on her. And her toks are so canon and amazing. i-


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.1783 del
>>1780
the guy 2 posts above wasted the AMERIgets for a text post >:(


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.1784 del
(4.24 MB 720x1280 acid repeat stuff.mp4)
In 1900: 99% of Nekos were Acidposters, Now it's about 2%.

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Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.1785 del
In 2023: 99% of Nekochen posts were made by humans, now it's about 2%

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Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.1786 del
>>1784
>theramenrater.com
You forgot to post Snoo or Canthinky, EPIC FAIL.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.1787 del
I'm hungry, I think I'm going to go and eat food. A lot of it. Mmmm food...


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.1788 del
>Nekos don't know that I doxxed myself by revealing my favourite ramen noodles
He-He-Ha, He-He-Ha.

I'm actually just gonna become a pvmpk1nn poster, she's just as heck, shame that she's an american't.

Dog update: She's doing fine, we're still waiting a week for results back on if her growth was cancerous, but she's settled in, mostly used to wearing her dog head cone now. I'm sure she'll be fine :D


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.1789 del
>>1788
shes fat so yeah posting her suits you


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.1790 del
>>1785
>this guy grates humans
Yeah you're supposed to grate cheddar cheese directly ontop of your spaghetti bolognese. Cuisine fail, as expected from an Estonian called Paul.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.1791 del
>>1789
see >>1766
and try and dare called mein fraufu fat again.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.1792 del
>>1791
that video is the one that makes her look the most fat out of the three you have posted, not a good look


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.1793 del
>>1792
you are actually just a deranged fat hater if you think she looks fat in that tok. you can see she has an almost perfectly flat stomach, she has zero arm flab, her chin doesn't droop in the slightest, her fingers are thin like sticks and she has a taylor swift picture, skinny queens LOVE swift almost as much as they loved swifted subs


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.1794 del
>>1793
you are delusional if you dont see the beginnings of her bulging fatty belly and droopy tricep fat


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.1795 del
>>1794
Buddy don't come to Skegness or I'll clap you out for insulting her.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.1796 del
>>1795
oh no dont sit on me with your thunderous thighs


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.1797 del
chazLive chazLive for Red Dead Redemption 2 Roleplay Server


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.1798 del
Replies: I reply to your /neko/ posts

$5: 1 reply
$10: 2 replies
$12.50: 3 replies


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.1799 del
>arrive at the lab to clean
>scrub scrub scrub
>nothing comes out
>leave
Can't believe I missed Chaz getting a GF for this


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.1800 del
>>1799
tomorrow the GF, any% speedrun will continue


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.1801 del
>>1798
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Your posts are worth AT BEST 0.01$ buddy, lower your prices or suffer massive Ls.
I mean... You're such a cute grifter and it's valid, I...


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.1802 del
>>1798
Sent you $15, keep the change my sweet princess, it's a tip for your fine services m'liege. The honor of even a singular reply from your divine keyboard is more than worth my swifteds.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.1803 del
>>1799
wanna see some of the worst TM content that has ever existed? Go watch granady right now


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.1805 del
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>>1803
>Granady
Sorry, I don't watch Transmania anymore. For me, it's watching Mime channel his inner NL and playing all the -dles everyday.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 16:08 [Preview] No.1806 del
Found a way better idle game


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.1807 del
>>1806
looks like theres nothing to do in it


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 16:13 [Preview] No.1808 del
>>1807
you build a city


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.1809 del
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I have played like 6 hours of this idle game
Pretty decent mindslop


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.1810 del
>>1806
Sounds like cope for not having 1T power in Launch Simulator
>>1807
Yeah buddy it's an idle game, that's the point


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 17:26 [Preview] No.1811 del
latest city update.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.1812 del
>>1810
Why do you play those bad idle games? There's plenty of bad idle games on steam (free), here's a selection if you want to sink many hours into idles. At least those are somehow fun.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.1813 del
>>1811
would you guys prefer to live in the skyscrapers or the commie block with blue water fountains?


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.1814 del
>>1813
>in the skyscrapers or the commie block
Make it a skyscraper commie block and you've got the student dorm I've lived for a year in. I would post picture but that's DOXX.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.1815 del
top 10 craziest things on roblox


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 18:32 [Preview] No.1816 del
>>1815
>>1549
How are your pushups Tenshineko? :)


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.1817 del
>>1816
Danke for reminden me. I shall go do them now, I'm bored of city building anyway.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.1818 del
cyuteee


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.1819 del
>>1812
Me listening to MBP whilst Madoka is simultaneously listening to swedish bangers on the opposite side of the world


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.1820 del
Just bought magnesium, I was doing relatively fine I think without it but I think lack of it in my diet is really slowing me down. I don't even know where I'm going with this blogpost, pray for my swift recovery I guess lmao.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:13 [Preview] No.1821 del
Dungeons and Dragons has fallen, millions must play biowarian WRPGURS.

My next video will be on EYE: Divine Cybermancy


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.1822 del
Am I crazy for thinking her 9-5 job looks kinda comfy? Just clock in, clean, clock out


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.1823 del
>>1822
comfy until you walk into a house where you have to rip out carpet and floorboard that reek of death because some geriatric died on their couch and their autopayments kept their bills paid so nobody came and checked on them for months before the smell spread


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.1824 del
>>1822
>Just clock in, clean, clock out
Yeaaa... About that... I don't think you have ever been around those kind of houses, my only relatable experience was when I was working in gastro and there was a trashcan that didn't get emptied for like 2 weeks during summer with food refuse.
We've had to remove the contents of it and repackage it to throw it into regular trash, I hope to never smell anything like that again, the rotting meat and the maggots... I am not a person that has a weak stomach and that was the first time in my life that I ever wanted to vomit just from the smell of something alone. As in I was literally retching, almost vomited too but I managed to keep it in.
I would imagine those houses can smell just as bad.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.1825 del
>>1824
>>1823
negatives nekos need more whimsy and wonder in their lives. being alive is joyous and poggers, why feel disgust and distrust? learn to live, laugh and love.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.1826 del
>>1825
I have too much testosterone in my body to live, to laugh and to love
Proof: Negative correlation between bodyweight and absence of estrogen in the body of a man


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.1827 del
>>1826
>Negative correlation between bodyweight and absence of estrogen in the body of a man
Too easy, I have been trained in basic logic at my uni.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.1828 del
>>1827
Phoebe failed that logic earlier, can you imagine? xaxaaxxaxax


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.1829 del
>>1828
You're responding to me buddy...


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.1830 del
positive correlation between people who obsess over correlations and being GAY AS FUCK

sincerely signed, george


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.1831 del
>>1830
You mean negative correlation, it's okay, sometimes people make those mistakes.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.1832 del
>>1831
trans poster

sincerely signed, george


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.1833 del
>>1832
THE GAYEST POSTER ON NEKO

Signed, Peter


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.1834 del
>>1832
shut the fuck up gorge

Signed, Peter's dad


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.1835 del
>>1834
>my dad is shorter and has less wait and much less muscle mass
Actually pretty accurate.

Signed Peter


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.1836 del
I don't understand the difference between positive and negative correlations and without claude here to help me, I am losing my FREAKING mind

Terversin, A Neko In Desperate Need Of An Emory Patreon Ultra Archive


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.1837 del
#claude Please explain to the neko above what is a positive and what is a negative correlation
#claude post emory patreon archive (the mega pack)


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.1838 del
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Thousands of streamed hours, and yet Tenshi has never made a play this good.

Explain that, Tensimps


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.1839 del
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CLAUDE
HEED MY CALL *echoes across the valley*


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:08 [Preview] No.1840 del
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>>1838
He's cracked, HE'S CRACKED!
>>1839
That was a good movie, oldnekos remember.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.1841 del
The new CLI flags literally only checked TWO things, the profile pic and her stories
WE ARE SO BACK BROS WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK ZUCKERBERG AND GATES AND BUFFET AMATEURS CAN FUCKING SUCK IT


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:24 [Preview] No.1842 del
>CAN FUCKING SUCK IT
bosting it


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.1843 del
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>>1842
This is what it buffered on. What is endchan trying to tell me?


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.1844 del
>>1843
That you can fucking suck it obviously.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.1845 del
I would fucking suck it.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.1846 del
>>1845
>sub
Icky ick. NGMI buddy


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.1847 del
>>1845
lil faggy neko...


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.1848 del
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23 posts left in this thread (excluding this one, assuming I get post 1848) so someone better bake


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.1849 del
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12 POSTS LEFT ITS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.1850 del
Why do we need to bake at 1000?

My suggestion of baking a new thread every month is far more logical and clean.

Sincerely signed, George.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.1851 del
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>>1848
>someone better bake
Sorry I'm busy (watching TNG, very important)


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.1852 del
I am NOT going to bake a new thread. I will BAKE A NEW THREAD in AUGUST and not a day earlier.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

t. Acidposter, dictator of Nekoville.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.1853 del
Saw my mom finishing up a movie with asians in it so I blurted out "They're korean" to which she said yeah, the movie was called 'Train to Busan'
The conversation moved on and got to a point where I joked about someone being able to distinguish asians apart with 100% certainty from their looks must be either very close to the asian cultures, people and stuff like that OR a very well-educated and diehard racist. "I'm good at distinguishing them" she then said so I made her take the alllooksame.com test
She scored 1/18. Crazy


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.1854 del
>>1853
>Crazy
Insane, that score is worse than mine and I'm obviously very well-educated :) I've got like 3/18 IIRC


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.1855 del
>>1854
I got 4 and the third neko that took the test got 5
All worse than just guessing but her getting that score was funny


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.1856 del
channeling heavy NOT MY PROBLEM, THATS JUST NOT MY PROBLEM, into my life right now

shoutout to proattack99 for harassing me on roblox for a few hours, dude straight up kept walking over to my city and typing :) :) :) at me

inspired me to finally cut out cow from my diet. shoutout, last cup of milk coffee tonight, then it's on the oatmilk grind


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.1857 del
>>1856
this nekka drinks nut
straight creamy nut down his throat at least once daily
GAY


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.1858 del
>>1857
Problem?


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.1859 del
>>1858
those two are filtergolems + makeuptroggs + fattyogres + you drink nut

Attaching my tokfu


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.1860 del
I've decided to reward myself today with 3 toasts with cheese for doing all those 15 pushups :)
I hope you're treating yourself too nekos.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:24 [Preview] No.1861 del
theres a fucking twitch addon to display your pronouns now


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.1862 del
I love the nekos


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.1863 del
>>1861
>theres a fucking twitch addon to display your pronouns now
I am installing it and setting them to Hulk/Hogan right now.
>>1862
I love you too neko (no homo though)


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.1864 del
holy fuck chaz you NEED to stream this game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1443200/Class_of_09/
dont check the video, dont check the reviews, just buy it and go live tomorrow



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