>>861
First (new) FUNKY in a new thread!
>TORMENT edition
Does it mean we're only allowed to post TORMENTEEEEEEED LEEEEEEEEESBIANS?

>>864
Only posting tormented lesbians would make Bonald far too powerful...

I took an early sleepy yesterday and instead of getting up early I was sleeping for over 11 hours...
>>860
>25 views per like ratio
>I redid my math and over half her toks are on the 60 views per like ratio
I was interested in how a good ratio looks like so I decided to do the maths on (my old data (because I do not update the counts in cache) of) funky and her total average comes out to ~6 but she's got some videos in 20-40 range and the highest I can see is ~49.
I dunno where I'm going with this but I guess you're right, that would be a pretty awful ratio if she's consistently pulling ~25, since ~10 is an average for big funky videos and you obviously get worse ratio with big reach ones.
>>865
I can still post susu, she's probably a lesbian and tormented... I dunno about any other tokfus I post...
Truly Bonald poster is the most TORMENTED of us all.

I've just noticed you can make a drawing with your post.
I wonder if it'll work.

damn, tadpole chenners dont have THIS feature

>>863
bump limit 500, post limit 1k here

>>866
one of the worst tummy toks I have seen. genuinely acabou

>>868
I would look like that except bigger nose and much more norwooder.
Tfw no abbles toks 😢
>>869
Thank you helpful neko :)
>>870
FUCK YOU YOU ARE THE WORST NEKO ON THIS SITE FUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Also new secret funky :)

I sent her 50 swifted a month for 6 months in a row just so she could go to twitchcon and link up with her rebounds??????

that's it, im finding a new streamfu

>>872
>>872
AYANE_TENSHI IS LIVE GO GO GO
Dzien dobry, madam 😎

Dobry Vuster (polish for good evening sir)

if you were a super simp, why the fuck would you donate swifted? lets say you genuinely wanted to give tenshi money, donate to her paypal link? why give jeff bezos 50% of your dono

>>875
It's not about her getting the money, it's about the act of losing the money for her!!
I lose my paycheck all the same and it makes a funny noise and writes my name in chat when I donate! ^-^

there's a new Geokino straight line video out (sorry funkyneko there's no gay line series for you yet)

>>877
>there's no gay line series
Good.
Although it is sad news for you I'm sure.

Remember to submit your vote for the Dictatorial General Election on July 4th!

Just came home from the pub and saw this poster hanging from a street light. Huh, Bonald really speaks to the people in a way that Acidposter can't

Whilst nekochen was falling to the tadpoles, what did 'Bonald' do? Streamed HENTAI all day.

What did Acidposter do?
Made this board that all the nekos now use.

When problems happen, Bonald runs and hides, Acidposter faces them head on, with a stomach full of donuts and a smile on his heterosexual face.

Vote Acidposter for the Dictatorship, keep the good times going.

I am never voting for Boniposter, he calls me names all the time...
Funkyposter on the other hand? Great taste in anime waifus, great taste in tokfus, physically fit, biggest height-wise, he's my candidate :)

>>881
>Streamed HENTAI all day.
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it's over for him...

What the neko? After I went to the pub I took a detour to the Art Institute (I am an artneko, kind of like Jake Gyllenhaal in that one movie) and when I got out just a minute ago, I saw that there are a bunch of people protesting??? They had signs and all, I managed to sneak a photo but this is what they were advocating for. They were also chanting some hypnotic song, from what I remember it went like this:
We want Bonald, he's our man
He can save us, yes he can!

Nyagga ;3

>>885
>he's watching HENTAI AGAIN
Somebody stop him. Please.

straight nekos be like: i cant wait to go and vote for acidposter

Why vote for any other poster when trips go to funkyposter?

Hey nekos
Basically, I'm not gonna vote (in the elections)
I know.. ugh I know... I'm sorry!
It's just that I'm not going to vote, that's all.

Despite our differences, both my adversary, Acidposter, and I can both unite together to laugh at Funkyposter for believing he even has a chance

>>889
B-but... I made cute pins for you :'(

>>890
And yet I will still get at least 25% of the votes. How do you explain that Boniposter?

>>892
25%? You'll get a mere fraction after I rake in 537 votes

>>893
Voter fraud? Mods, crush his skull, thanks.

>wow this roblox game looks fun
>get into to it
>within 3 minutes get killed by a guy with a pay to win 1 shot weapon
I LOVE ROBLOX I LOVE ROBLOX I LOVE ROBLOX

>>895
stream it bozo let us pog

>>896
maybe l8r

If I am elected Dictator, I will change the constitution so that all the nekos have a right to pog. No pogs will be withheld and you will never be denied a poggening.

in 39 minutes I will be streaming PHANTOM FORCES on ROBLOX

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3GUx7x2Ko3s [Embed]
Have you seen the new touhou kino nekos?

r-romantic...

maeve tummy kino...

>>903
That's not a lot of tummy :(

I will start lain 12:10 my time if anyone wants to join

>>906
Yea I've burnt my dinner and now I got a pot to clean, been cleaning it for the last 30 minutes...
It's not like I didn't even put on the timer, this time I just forgot that I was supposed to turn it off when I walked out. I think I might have early onset of dementia.

>a 2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
good morning nekos, life is wonderful
>>906
I unfortunately won't be able to catch it as I'm going outside and upstairs and freezing on the roof

>>907
bonbiposterneko... my curse has come for you
>>908
>2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
did you move in with love_furry44 the belarusian girl?

>>909
>bonbiposter
I post one (1) (adin) (singular) Bonbi for a joke and suddenly I'm bonbiposter.
You know what I think? FUCK YOU
>>908
>a 2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
The dream... I will never be able to get it but maybe someday...

>>910
I told you, whoever posted that fatbi was doomed to burn their food the next time they cook. You angered the gods

>Mothi linked up with Shirogane-Sama
need it or keep it?
I don't actually understand what "need it or keep it" means, but it laughs me so i use it every chance i can

>>912
ugly, trans, ugly, ugly

>>913
>trans
you better not be saying being trans is bad, our very own streamerneko and future dictator Bonaldina is trans, and she is hecking cute and valid. i-

9.5 KD
I wanna see chazza do THAT

That's what I'M SAYING!"!!

Just got home, jeez what a day. I got a great #haul though. Might post a picture if you're interested
>>915
I'm retired from the roblox scene.
>>916
northern "worst streamer from ontario" lion back at it again with another completely average milk toast take.

>>917
the rest of your post was uninspired bait but post your haul

>>917
>I'm retired from the roblox scene.
Does that mean that we get more Witness streams?

When are we playing this?

>>920
I am definitely not playing this.

I've been looking through some old tiktok compilations for funsies and I found some fus that have been posted back then in the olden days.

>>922
forgot to describe what it is
3 books
>Arkady and Boris Strugatsky: Hard To Be a God
>Issac Asimov: Foundation's Edge
>Tsubasa Yamaguchi: Blue Period (vol 2)

>New Headphones

>Some vegan, handmade shaving cream
I always buy the bottled deodorant can style stuff from supermarkets, it was 50% off so I figured I'd try it out
>New Shampoo Bar
I like this companies shampoo stuff, so I went with a cinnamon flavoured one this time.

>>922
Ez doxx. We've got him boys.
Did you read any Asimov before?
>>923
Damn, you ruined my joke about it being a cream for patting your soldiers helmet
>cinnamon flavoured
Are you going to eat that or shower with it BUD?

>>921
I remember seeing uhhhhh pictures of that fu on the russian /ttg/ back in 2020.
>>922
I can't comment on the other things since I don't read nor wash myself, but please just buy some expensive headphones. I shelled 100 euros for mine 6 years ago and not only they sound much better than all the 15 euros ones I was used to cycle through, they still sound like new after all this time.

>>924
>Did you read any Asimov before
Foundation
Foundation and Empire
the collection "The Complete Robot"
the collection "Robot Dreams"

>>925
I thought these headphones were over ears, they're not. I lowkey might take them back and buy a more expensive pair.

>>925
She was pretty popular among ruskies yea, I've seen her posted only a few times on the /wsg/ IIRC.
>buy some expensive headphones
He could've just bough superlux 681 series (whichever one) for like 20-25 pounds and it would've set him for a few years with good audio quality.
I use those and I think they're pretty much the best quality/price wise headphones.
I've found them through a polish audiophile forum lol, it's my go to source whenever I wanna buy some audio equipment since then.
>>926
Damn, you've probably read more than me then. I don't think I've ever gotten through foundation, I mostly remember reading a lot of short stories.

Don't forget to submit your vote for Bonald on the 4th of July!

>>921
She's the object of bait and switch in this webm I saw a few years back

>>929
Speaking of 4th of July elections, mein father came into my room earlier today urging me to vote Reform UK, because 'they'll stop illegal immigration'

brother, they're gonna win at most 6 seats out of 650.

>>931
Didn't Brexit solve illegal immigration? You guys are saved!

>>929
Wait a second, you're a doctor? What's your PHD Bonald?
>>930
There's a Ricardo one as well, but I don't feel like searching for it so I'll just post this.
>>931
Yea my dad would do that too. Elections truly are wonderful time in families.

>>932
zomg so true. albion is saved, millions must vote acidposter.

>>932
It did, now they only have legal immigration (from India) :)

>>935
the illegal immigration is happening due to the refugee crisis that has been going on for over a third of my life at this point.

indians have always been able to migrate and how would brexit have changed that?

your reply has made me angry because it is silly.

>>933
>PHD Bonald
I suffer from Pussy hunger disease. I have an insatiated hunger for vagina
Posting tok related because it says #lovegirls and #lesbian (I love girls (I am a man so I cannot be lesbian but I support lesbians since they love women just as much as I do) (straight))

>>936
>it is silly.
That's what it was supposed to be.
I'm not going for a politics argument, I don't think it's interesting or conductive to anything especially since I actually probably know somewhere around nothing about UK.

>>937
Can the Nekochen Truthseeker Council check this post?
I'm feeling intense doubt in the truthfulness of about 90% of its contents.

>>939
Truthseeker here: He tells no lies, he loves sweet potato fries, he only has sex with guys.

>>920
I tried it out.
Say hi to my new girlfriend (she's a bit shy and wouldn't face the camera).

>>941
sexhaverneko... here to taunt the rest of us 😔