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/neko/ #2 - TORMENT edition Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No. 861
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No discord usage
5. No skipping meds
6. lurk moar

last thread: https://endchan.net/neko/res/1.html

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.864 del
First (new) FUNKY in a new thread!
>TORMENT edition
Does it mean we're only allowed to post TORMENTEEEEEEED LEEEEEEEEESBIANS?

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.865 del
Only posting tormented lesbians would make Bonald far too powerful...

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.866 del
I took an early sleepy yesterday and instead of getting up early I was sleeping for over 11 hours...
>25 views per like ratio
>I redid my math and over half her toks are on the 60 views per like ratio
I was interested in how a good ratio looks like so I decided to do the maths on (my old data (because I do not update the counts in cache) of) funky and her total average comes out to ~6 but she's got some videos in 20-40 range and the highest I can see is ~49.
I dunno where I'm going with this but I guess you're right, that would be a pretty awful ratio if she's consistently pulling ~25, since ~10 is an average for big funky videos and you obviously get worse ratio with big reach ones.
I can still post susu, she's probably a lesbian and tormented... I dunno about any other tokfus I post...
Truly Bonald poster is the most TORMENTED of us all.

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.867 del
I've just noticed you can make a drawing with your post.
I wonder if it'll work.

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.868 del
damn, tadpole chenners dont have THIS feature

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.869 del
bump limit 500, post limit 1k here

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.870 del
one of the worst tummy toks I have seen. genuinely acabou

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.871 del
I would look like that except bigger nose and much more norwooder.
Tfw no abbles toks 😢
Thank you helpful neko :)

Also new secret funky :)

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.872 del
I sent her 50 swifted a month for 6 months in a row just so she could go to twitchcon and link up with her rebounds??????

that's it, im finding a new streamfu

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.873 del
Dzien dobry, madam 😎

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.874 del
Dobry Vuster (polish for good evening sir)

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.875 del
if you were a super simp, why the fuck would you donate swifted? lets say you genuinely wanted to give tenshi money, donate to her paypal link? why give jeff bezos 50% of your dono

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.876 del
It's not about her getting the money, it's about the act of losing the money for her!!
I lose my paycheck all the same and it makes a funny noise and writes my name in chat when I donate! ^-^

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.877 del
there's a new Geokino straight line video out (sorry funkyneko there's no gay line series for you yet)

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.878 del
>there's no gay line series
Although it is sad news for you I'm sure.

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.879 del
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Remember to submit your vote for the Dictatorial General Election on July 4th!

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.880 del
Just came home from the pub and saw this poster hanging from a street light. Huh, Bonald really speaks to the people in a way that Acidposter can't

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.881 del
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Whilst nekochen was falling to the tadpoles, what did 'Bonald' do? Streamed HENTAI all day.

What did Acidposter do?
Made this board that all the nekos now use.

When problems happen, Bonald runs and hides, Acidposter faces them head on, with a stomach full of donuts and a smile on his heterosexual face.

Vote Acidposter for the Dictatorship, keep the good times going.

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.882 del
I am never voting for Boniposter, he calls me names all the time...
Funkyposter on the other hand? Great taste in anime waifus, great taste in tokfus, physically fit, biggest height-wise, he's my candidate :)

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.883 del
>Streamed HENTAI all day.
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it's over for him...

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.884 del
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What the neko? After I went to the pub I took a detour to the Art Institute (I am an artneko, kind of like Jake Gyllenhaal in that one movie) and when I got out just a minute ago, I saw that there are a bunch of people protesting??? They had signs and all, I managed to sneak a photo but this is what they were advocating for. They were also chanting some hypnotic song, from what I remember it went like this:
We want Bonald, he's our man
He can save us, yes he can!

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.885 del
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Nyagga ;3

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.886 del
>he's watching HENTAI AGAIN
Somebody stop him. Please.

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.887 del
straight nekos be like: i cant wait to go and vote for acidposter

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.888 del
Why vote for any other poster when trips go to funkyposter?

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.889 del
Hey nekos
Basically, I'm not gonna vote (in the elections)
I know.. ugh I know... I'm sorry!
It's just that I'm not going to vote, that's all.

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.890 del
Despite our differences, both my adversary, Acidposter, and I can both unite together to laugh at Funkyposter for believing he even has a chance

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.891 del
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B-but... I made cute pins for you :'(

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.892 del
And yet I will still get at least 25% of the votes. How do you explain that Boniposter?

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.893 del
25%? You'll get a mere fraction after I rake in 537 votes

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.894 del
Voter fraud? Mods, crush his skull, thanks.

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.895 del
>wow this roblox game looks fun
>get into to it
>within 3 minutes get killed by a guy with a pay to win 1 shot weapon

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.896 del
stream it bozo let us pog

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.897 del
maybe l8r

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.898 del
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If I am elected Dictator, I will change the constitution so that all the nekos have a right to pog. No pogs will be withheld and you will never be denied a poggening.

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.899 del

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.900 del
in 39 minutes I will be streaming PHANTOM FORCES on ROBLOX

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 16:42 [Preview] No.901 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3GUx7x2Ko3s [Embed]
Have you seen the new touhou kino nekos?

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.902 del
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Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.903 del
maeve tummy kino...

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.904 del
That's not a lot of tummy :(

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.905 del
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Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.906 del
I will start lain 12:10 my time if anyone wants to join

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.907 del
Yea I've burnt my dinner and now I got a pot to clean, been cleaning it for the last 30 minutes...
It's not like I didn't even put on the timer, this time I just forgot that I was supposed to turn it off when I walked out. I think I might have early onset of dementia.

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.908 del
>a 2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
good morning nekos, life is wonderful
I unfortunately won't be able to catch it as I'm going outside and upstairs and freezing on the roof

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.909 del
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bonbiposterneko... my curse has come for you
>2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
did you move in with love_furry44 the belarusian girl?

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.910 del
I post one (1) (adin) (singular) Bonbi for a joke and suddenly I'm bonbiposter.
You know what I think? FUCK YOU
>a 2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
The dream... I will never be able to get it but maybe someday...

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.911 del
I told you, whoever posted that fatbi was doomed to burn their food the next time they cook. You angered the gods

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.912 del
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>Mothi linked up with Shirogane-Sama
need it or keep it?
I don't actually understand what "need it or keep it" means, but it laughs me so i use it every chance i can

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.913 del
ugly, trans, ugly, ugly

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.914 del
you better not be saying being trans is bad, our very own streamerneko and future dictator Bonaldina is trans, and she is hecking cute and valid. i-

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.915 del
9.5 KD
I wanna see chazza do THAT

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.916 del
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That's what I'M SAYING!"!!

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.917 del
Just got home, jeez what a day. I got a great #haul though. Might post a picture if you're interested
I'm retired from the roblox scene.
northern "worst streamer from ontario" lion back at it again with another completely average milk toast take.

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.918 del
the rest of your post was uninspired bait but post your haul

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.919 del
>I'm retired from the roblox scene.
Does that mean that we get more Witness streams?

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:11 [Preview] No.920 del
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When are we playing this?

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.921 del
I am definitely not playing this.

I've been looking through some old tiktok compilations for funsies and I found some fus that have been posted back then in the olden days.

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.922 del
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Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.923 del
forgot to describe what it is
3 books
>Arkady and Boris Strugatsky: Hard To Be a God
>Issac Asimov: Foundation's Edge
>Tsubasa Yamaguchi: Blue Period (vol 2)

>New Headphones

>Some vegan, handmade shaving cream
I always buy the bottled deodorant can style stuff from supermarkets, it was 50% off so I figured I'd try it out
>New Shampoo Bar
I like this companies shampoo stuff, so I went with a cinnamon flavoured one this time.

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:39 [Preview] No.924 del
Ez doxx. We've got him boys.
Did you read any Asimov before?
Damn, you ruined my joke about it being a cream for patting your soldiers helmet
>cinnamon flavoured
Are you going to eat that or shower with it BUD?

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:41 [Preview] No.925 del
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I remember seeing uhhhhh pictures of that fu on the russian /ttg/ back in 2020.
I can't comment on the other things since I don't read nor wash myself, but please just buy some expensive headphones. I shelled 100 euros for mine 6 years ago and not only they sound much better than all the 15 euros ones I was used to cycle through, they still sound like new after all this time.

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:42 [Preview] No.926 del
>Did you read any Asimov before
Foundation and Empire
the collection "The Complete Robot"
the collection "Robot Dreams"

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.927 del
I thought these headphones were over ears, they're not. I lowkey might take them back and buy a more expensive pair.

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.928 del
She was pretty popular among ruskies yea, I've seen her posted only a few times on the /wsg/ IIRC.
>buy some expensive headphones
He could've just bough superlux 681 series (whichever one) for like 20-25 pounds and it would've set him for a few years with good audio quality.
I use those and I think they're pretty much the best quality/price wise headphones.
I've found them through a polish audiophile forum lol, it's my go to source whenever I wanna buy some audio equipment since then.
Damn, you've probably read more than me then. I don't think I've ever gotten through foundation, I mostly remember reading a lot of short stories.

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.929 del
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Don't forget to submit your vote for Bonald on the 4th of July!

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.930 del
She's the object of bait and switch in this webm I saw a few years back

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.931 del
Speaking of 4th of July elections, mein father came into my room earlier today urging me to vote Reform UK, because 'they'll stop illegal immigration'

brother, they're gonna win at most 6 seats out of 650.

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.932 del
Didn't Brexit solve illegal immigration? You guys are saved!

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.933 del
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Wait a second, you're a doctor? What's your PHD Bonald?
There's a Ricardo one as well, but I don't feel like searching for it so I'll just post this.
Yea my dad would do that too. Elections truly are wonderful time in families.

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.934 del
zomg so true. albion is saved, millions must vote acidposter.

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.935 del
It did, now they only have legal immigration (from India) :)

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.936 del
the illegal immigration is happening due to the refugee crisis that has been going on for over a third of my life at this point.

indians have always been able to migrate and how would brexit have changed that?

your reply has made me angry because it is silly.

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:09 [Preview] No.937 del
>PHD Bonald
I suffer from Pussy hunger disease. I have an insatiated hunger for vagina
Posting tok related because it says #lovegirls and #lesbian (I love girls (I am a man so I cannot be lesbian but I support lesbians since they love women just as much as I do) (straight))

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.938 del
>it is silly.
That's what it was supposed to be.
I'm not going for a politics argument, I don't think it's interesting or conductive to anything especially since I actually probably know somewhere around nothing about UK.

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.939 del
Can the Nekochen Truthseeker Council check this post?
I'm feeling intense doubt in the truthfulness of about 90% of its contents.

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.940 del
Truthseeker here: He tells no lies, he loves sweet potato fries, he only has sex with guys.

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.941 del
I tried it out.
Say hi to my new girlfriend (she's a bit shy and wouldn't face the camera).

Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.942 del
sexhaverneko... here to taunt the rest of us 😔

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.943 del
waking up at 4am and unable to get back to sleep?

~Not my problem
That's just not my problem.~~

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.944 del
Time for another 5 hour Phantom Forces grind today gentlemen

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.945 del
We're turning a new leaf today, no more burning pots (for a while at least)
But that sounds exactly like your problem neko...
Hope you've got some more sleep.
Good luck PhantomForcesNeko :)

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.946 del
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Playing "Become Forklift Certified - Obstacle Course" and I'm mogging all of these kids. Look at that stage/death ratio. Yeah, I have a forklift certification irl. How could you tell?

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.947 del
They're doing everything to get me stop posting 15-second videos of fus dancing.
First they don't let me like toks anymore. Then they made it so I every 'puter tok is stuck on the thumbnail. Now HEVCs play as audio-only files...
I WILL click on every button I find till everything works again.
(It's my problem, this is just my problem)

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.948 del
I have the exact same liking problem. You like a tok... and then the like disappears before your eyes 3 seconds later.

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Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.950 del
Yes and the solution is to favourite them instead, but that spooks the fus...
>HEVCs play as audio-only files
This was quickly solved by enabling browser hardware acceleration
>tok is stuck on the thumbnail
If I clear the cache of toktok they start playing again, but the moment I login it goes back to square one. This happens on every browser.
Running out of toks to post here and I can't restock.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.951 del
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b is the most realistic one
has happened to me before

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.952 del
>How could you tell?
I couldn't because I do not know which one is the stage and which one is deaths, though I assume it's left stage middle deaths in which case congratz.
I haven't been able to follow and like on PC for a while at this point and I refuse to install tiktok on my phone so... I guess I'm just not gonna do it.
>Then they made it so I every 'puter tok is stuck on the thumbnail.
That also happens to me after I watch enough toks, it's like they try to ratelimit me lmao.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.953 del
>Running out of toks to post here and I can't restock.
You can still play them through tikwm, actually if you really cared you could do a quick script that grabs the id from your clipboard and opens a tikwm link but that's a bit of work and dunno if it's worth it.
How the heck is b the most realistic? c is obviously the most realistic answer (in my mmr (~2000))

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.954 del
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>How the heck is b the most realistic?
normalneko... if you don't have neuropsychiatric issues then DNI

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.955 del
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Anyway, friendship with toktok ended.
My new best friend? Kwai.com
All my favourite tokkers like @leticiasteidel are there!

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.956 del
leiticiasteidel, my favourite kwaifu, is BRAPZILIAN???? !!

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.957 del
Me? I'm the most schizo of you all.
I have posted over ~10000 pol posts on neko, I have downloaded ~50000 toks because I love bon bye bonkers, I watch her every day, then I watch emory, then I watch chudfu and back to bon bye bonkers. I have created OC for bonbi and hate OC for bonbi. I posted normal toks, and just after that my ricardo edits of the same toks and in reverse, and in double reverse where I post 2 different ricardo edits of the same tok. You will never ever in ~1382 years come close to my schizo power.
Attaching so you know my true identity (since you're not as powerful as me and would never be able to guess).

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.958 del
Just got back from the art institute (again, I am a cultured individual) and the people who were there chanting two days ago seem to have hoisted this banner outside the building. Very cool, I see that Dr. Bonald Streamer is rallying the public with his greatness!

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.959 del
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Just got this ad on my phone as I was watching SAVE EVROPA toks on my tiktok phone and wow, I know who I am voting for.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.960 del
Yooooo, that @leticiasteidel looks exactly like @funkypie_ on tiktok, what a funny coincidence.
At least he's using the no_watermark option when he's downloading them off of snaptik

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.961 del
Lmao, the selection still in there, your voters seem to be DUMB, they did a screenshot of a file they were editing in photoshop and printed it out.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.962 del
"FUCK YOU", is what I would imagine whoever made that silly error would say to you if they were here. But, alas, whoever did that must be one of the few million people living in my city of Chicago that are willing to live and die for Bone Streamer, our future dictator.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.963 del
>my city of Chicago
Yea I'm sad to inform you that Chicago has the biggest polish diaspora and they ALL vote for funkyposter. You're cooked in there. You're not even cracking the electoral threshold.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.964 del
I heard that Mr. Future Dictator Bone Streamer once walked up on stage and said "Dzien Dobry, polaks 😎" and they all started cheering. I think he has it in the bag

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.965 del
>they all started cheering
That's an old Polish tradition. Whenever somebody makes a mistake so bad that we cannot contain our laughter we start cheering.
I'm sorry Bonald, you got epicly trolled by the poles again.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.966 del
I'm genuinely starting to feel bad for Nova at this point. He's hard carried Tenshi to immo 2, she openly calls him a rebound and acts like an edater with other guys she duos with? Whilst Nova is watching and giving swifteds...

Novabros... we need another egirl to lose elo for...

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.967 del
I would've maybe felt bad, but he's doing it out of his own volition soooooo...
Nova, if you can hear me, just a few more swifted and you can make it, Tenshi will do that with you too I'm sure :)

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.968 del
that cute face, the NSO cosplay, the pink-ish room decoration, hello kitty backpack and a slipknot flag

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.969 del
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Angela (Angela) linked up with Lully (favela Angela), Say Cat (valorantchi Angela) and Ane Soch (ftm Angela)
Who did it better?

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.970 del
homie on the right looks like a roblox character gone wrong

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.971 del
The Witcher 3 is literally 3 euro on steam
holy discount

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.972 del
I need a routine.

Someone tell me what to do every day and when. Also attach a tok so I can ignore ideas from people I dislike (90% of you tadpoles)

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.973 del
Eat. Swell up. Gorge. Devour. Stuff your mouth. Fill up. Indulge. Submit to hedonism.

Attaching a tok

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.974 del
Wake up. Do some workout. Sit at the computer and cons00m content. Eat lunch. Do a midday nap. Do a lot more workout. Watch neko streams/more content. Eat a midnight meal. Go to sleep.
Also remember to ask for Emory patreon leaks on neko somewhere in between all that (still waiting).

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.975 del
Wait, if he dislikes 90% of us, and there's only 4 of us, does it mean he dislikes 3 of us and himself in 3/5ths?

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.976 del
Almost. I dislike myself fully, s d 2 of you only 4/5ths

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.977 del
Yea I'm the one you dislike fully too.
I wasn't named Mephistodevilneko for nothing 😈😈😈
Attaching so everybody knows who the most hated neko is.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.978 del
Gonna wake up every day at 5:30 (the toks missing), and make breakfast then shower. Even if I'm not hungry, helps build a routine that gets me out of bed...

I just feel like I'm not doing much lately and I need more japanese ramen noodle packs to sustain myself, they're 50p at the local shop, so thats like 37 eurocents, and it's jhapanese curry ramen little prince powder.


Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.979 del
I was joking. I love all the nekos, I don't even think I can harbour hatred for the tadpoles, they're just taking advantage of lax moderation and being annoying.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.980 del
I also hate both of you fully but I am stuck here pretending I like you until tomorrow so that you vote for me in the election

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.981 del
aint nobody voting for a guy that has to cheat in Fanum Forces

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.982 del
>I don't even think I can harbour hatred for the tadpoles
Easy to say here, but when they were being annoying on oldneko I was actually miffed enough to not feel like posting so I dunno, I hate them a little bit?
But if you're a dictator of neko you're stuck with us for the whole 4 years...
Unless you ban us as your first edict?

Attaching a tok for the furrynekos

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.983 del
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I have not cheated in ANY video game except Huniepop 1 AND 2.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.984 del
Thanks, I forgot about those games. Forget streaming the witness. I am gonna stream HUNIEPOP

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.985 del
Do it. I have never gotten past like the tutorial stage in Huniepop 1.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.986 del
Best girl in Huniepop 1? Yeah, it's gonna have to be the asian teacher desu.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.987 del
It's Audrey.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.988 del
Were there any normal (non-BPD) girls in Huniepop? If so I pick that one, otherwise, none of them.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.989 del
peace, happyness and wonderful lifes to all the nekos, yes, even to my main political rival bonald.

have a great day tomorrow, and remember to vote.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.990 del
Tiffany was an 18 year old college girl, she seemed normal

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.991 del
>promises stream
But I hope you have a great day too neko.
A bit young for me but I'd rather take that over the other BPD-maxxers there (I barely remember anymore but I remember most of them being UNHINGED)

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.992 del
Sorry I thought it was implied I'd stream it sans a witnes stream, not like... right now.

I might stream huniepop later, but checking steam I only have huniepop cam studio on steam.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.993 del
>I'd stream it sans a witnes stream,
You would stream it without a witness stream?

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.994 del
I wasn't actually serious, you can stream whenever you feel like neko.
>I only have huniepop cam studio on steam
Any pirate after 2000 don't can't torrent, all they know is steamunlocked, "watch online free", google drive, be bisexual, ask guy on discord & reddit (REQUEST).
He will stream it in Sans from Undertale cosplay.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.995 del
2 new madoka videos? Blessed 🙏🙏🙏

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.996 del
>Pirate after 2000 can't torrent, all they know is "watch online free"
Not him but actually really funny because I only know one guy my age who knows how to torrent. Everyone else I have talked regarding it and similar subjects all say that they just look at "online movie free" to watch the newest episode of XYZ slopseries. "Yea totally bro, I go on sitename and it's there like a few hours after it releases in the US bro."
I did think PopcornTime was a cool concept back in 2014 because it was basically a front-end GUI for a torrent client that you could browse movies as if you were on netflix and watch them streamed (as you were torrenting them), though I quickly went back to normal torrents because of how jank it was with buffering due to this
I think I am the only neko born after the turn of the millenia and I am one of the biggest pirates here

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.997 del
huniepop is on gog, i just #claude huniepop gog free download

and i install

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.998 del
Doing a very long walk in the scorching heat.
Lots of younger people having fun near the water.
This is how I feel

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.999 del
>though I quickly went back to normal torrents because of how jank it was with buffering due to this
You can actually do this in any regular torrent client (or at least in qbit). Just apply download sequentially and download first and last parts first to the torrent and you can actually watch the movie while downloading for most files.
My man, I am on torrented windows, none of the software I have installed on my computer is paid for unless it's freeware, and I don't think I've ever paid more than 2-3$ for a game (so whatever I want to play and is outside of this pricerange: pirated).
If my computer ever finds its way to the authorities I'd have to pay a gigantic fine. Thankfully I do not do sus stuff so they don't care enough.
Actually there's a decent alternative for people from stringent torrent law countries for gog games gog-games.to AFAIK they're safe since I've downloaded plenty from it but you know, I can't vouch for it truly since I don't host it.
Just join them and have fun too neko :) Just be social :)

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.1000 del
Another trips for funky? Don't mind if I do 😈😈😈
LATAM supremacy.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.1001 del
>He will stream it in Sans from Undertale cosplay.
imagine if one day i deadass turned on my stream to play some shitty golf horror game and i was in full cosplay haha

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.1002 del
yeah but you are bumfuck old buddy. to the retirement home ASAP

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.1003 del
I would actually clap, and then laugh myself into a coma.
Shut up zoomie, I've got at least 5 good years in me still and I will use them to beat the SHIT out of ya.

Attaching me when I finally triangulate your position.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.1004 del
Civ Stream where I cosplay the leader I am playing?

(I exclusively play female leaders)

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.1005 del
Geralt's voice in hue doesn't fit him in the same way that the english one does but maybe that's because I have grown accustomed to his graveled vocal fry

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 18:09 [Preview] No.1006 del
unpopular opinion: the witcher 3 was so mid i havent gotten past the starting region

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.1007 del
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It's an unpopular opinion for a reason

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 18:22 [Preview] No.1008 del
My mustache is extra itchy today and it's annoying me to great lengths. Acabou

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.1009 del
streaming at 20 to.

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Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 22:28 [Preview] No.1012 del
Tomorrow to celebrate and encourage people to vote for their dictator I will be streaming many political related games.

>Democracy 4
>Democracy 3: Africa
>The Political Process
>The Political Machine 2020
>some sim I like that I forget the name of
And then to cap it all off we will be releasing the emory patreon archive.

4pm UK time start.

Anonymous 07/03/2024 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.1013 del
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Here's something you deserve for all of your hard work

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Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.1015 del
Nice. We're getting so much CONTENT today.
It's obviously Bonald, your mortal enemy.

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.1016 del
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>gets back from twitch con
>immediately starts streaming on a competitor
I hope she got paid a bag for this, because it wont grow her channel

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.1017 del
Twitch is old news, get with the times buddy, we're all on noice for years now.
It's like if you were browsing tiktok for your favorite kwaifus in 2024...

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.1018 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E_rTSMDoV80 [Embed]
Polish sounds like THIS? Brooooooooooo...

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.1019 del
I have FIXED my microphone on OBS

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.1020 del
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Pokémon GO to the polls

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.1021 del
you have your posters
I have a 4 hour, cosplay, SA/SO, vtuber, #claude stream coming up.

pretty sure my way is gonna win

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.1022 del
wtf is she doing with her tongue in the end??? looks like it has a mind of its own and tried to escape it's master

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Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.1024 del
Well then, I have done an average of 12.5x5 squats on one leg with +10kg.
My legs have gotten really strong it seems (or 5 days of no workout helped).
Hope you're doing your workouts nekos :)

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.1025 del
Just finished watching this video https://youtube.com/watch?v=YW3jL2gI9IE [Embed]
Imagine the power you could have if you did this but just changed the word to "cosplay"
Actually scary to imagine. Powers untold, were I to still care about finding new fus

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.1026 del
>Actually scary to imagine.
You can basically do the same in app if you train the algo correctly.
What would be powerful is if someone managed to do that but with PC fyp.

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.1027 del
>if you train the algo correctly.
It will always try to show you unrelated things just because it thinks you might like it. It's not the same as in the video

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.1028 del
>Dude with a deep voice, potbelly and 5'oclock shadow on LGDQ+

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.1029 del
Well, it is in the name neko.

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.1030 del
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Blue Man Group member in full beard with the pronouns she/her

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.1031 del
He's struggling with the puzzle.
Should've been playing a bit more of THE WITNESS BUD.

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.1032 del
wait nvm I misunderstood the name plates this is a he/him

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.1033 del
How about theym in the background though?

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.1034 del
both him and the dude reading donations are fraudmaxxing pillmunching genderswapcels

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.1035 del
rekiposter be like: what's their @???

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.1036 del

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.1037 del
>this guy has a WIFE

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.1038 del
Yea his wife looks like the he/they I've posted (but pronouns she/they)

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.1039 del
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average he/they

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.1040 del
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average she/her

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.1041 del
>the only normal pronouns on the couch is the light-skinned black man

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.1042 del
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>Helix (They/She)

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.1043 del
What's they're @?

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.1044 del

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.1045 del
I actually don't want to know what you would.

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.1046 del
I would berry my excalibur so deep in they/her that whomever could pull it out would be king arthur

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.1047 del
Grim (he's got a replica of a sword on his wall and we still haven't watched the wolfhound)

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.1048 del
it's an reference, you obviously aren't a big enough fan to understand it

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.1049 del
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dota 2 is his TORMENT, and he needs to OVERCOME IT. bravo master avellone.

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.1050 del
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>What would be powerful is if someone managed to do that but with PC fyp.
After trying to fix the 'stuck on thumbnail' issue by logging out a billion times, clearing the cache and overall nuking my browserm my 'puter fyp is significantly better, all the movieclips vanished and it's almost nothing but cosplayers now. Nearly as good as the marvelous fyp I have on my phone. I very much recommend (You) to do it too.
Too bad I can't watch them most of the time as they're stuck on the thumbnail (I believe the rate limit theory, sometimes it just works, sometimes it doesn't)

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.1051 del
10 minutes till streame

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.1052 del
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>average tenshi duo

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.1053 del
results from the political tests

libsharks control the elections

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.1054 del
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And the race has BEGUN!
Good luck everyone!

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.1055 del
>8 votes for Bone in less than a minute
nice bot

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.1056 del
>115 votes for bonald in 10 seconds

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.1057 del
>Loses the election
>Calls cheats
Not my problem
That's just not my problem

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.1058 del
Bonald is really taking after his namesake, he's using russians to rig the election...

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.1059 del
I drew the link to my book club on the 'cebook and those grannies all seem to LOVE Boni

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.1061 del

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.1062 del
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>Voting limit has been reached.
Acabou. Acidposter has won the election through FRAUD. It's so acabou...

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Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.1064 del
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You have stolen the dictatorship title for the last time, Acidneko. Prepare to die.

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.1066 del
>I refuse to share power with a LATAMposter.
>Lower Anglo Territory And Midlands
Acid is literally a LATAMfu, neko. Pot calling the kettle black...

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 18:16 [Preview] No.1067 del
First off, very nice digits when discussing england haha.
Secondly, acid isn't from the lower anglo territory OR midlands, true acid fans know she's from up north

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.1068 del
>She isn't LATAM

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.1069 del
thank you friend, i will click the link right now

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.1070 del
Yea so I basically missed the last 6 hours of my life.
I hope you've had fun nekos though. I guess I lost the election :(

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.1071 del
Did you have a 6 hour long nap?

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.1072 del
Trackmania Sunrise on LGDQ+
>No pronouns listed
The Trackmaniacs are fighting against the agenda

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.1073 del
i like his FRENCH accent, i also think he's especially good at the turns, his ROTATION is always on point

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.1074 del
To celebrate my re-election as dictator, I'm gonna blogpost.

There's a french guy at board game club. I don't know if he's a transmania speedrunner though.

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.1075 del
>200 dollar donation from Chaz Princeton: Greetings from the UK, 2nd time attending this fantastic event, I just wanted to say congratulations to my friend Bonaldina on her transition

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.1076 del
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There was nothing to miss.
Broadcasterneko booted up his stream, rambled about how much he hates BLM and Tenshi for 2 hours and then just left.

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.1077 del
gonna make my roblox character look like her

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.1078 del

I wish the greens and lib dems had more

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.1079 del
Holy shit people were tired of the tories

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.1080 del
literally all Keir had to do was... exist.
The conservatives shot themselves in the foot time and time again over the last 5 years.

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.1081 del
Someone better at photoshop could edit this so it's Boni with 410 seats and Acid on 131. Just a suggestion...

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.1082 del
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I wish Senhor Penis (SNP) and Funkerton had more

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.1083 del
if only there was something you could've done to make that happen

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.1084 del
>Tenshi's noice exclusive stream has TWENTY TWO viewers

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 22:24 [Preview] No.1085 del
I-its just an exit poll. Acid can still win!

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.1086 del
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Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.1087 del
26 viewers now. She is literally climbing the ranks of this site. She will be AMONGST THE GREATS.
I am creating an account so I can participate in her chat experience and so that I can proudly call myself one of her first 100 followers (currently she is at a budding 70 followers! I missed out on being le hecking sex number 69 but I can be the 1 to her 70, if you get what I mean!)

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.1088 del
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>She is literally climbing the ranks of this site
The website has 9 streamers and she's the one with the most viewers. She can't climb any higher!!
As I went to fetch a screenshot of that, she dropped to <20 viewers and is no longer on top. I'll attach a random tok instead :D

Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 23:16 [Preview] No.1089 del
I saw Aurora live, great experience
She makes music for the girlboss in us

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.1090 del
I've had a 6 hour digging a ditch for the electrical cable experience
It was a family favor in case you wanna know, lets just say hopefully I will not have to do any favors anymore for a long while.
That's so funny lmao. I will believe this is what happened.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.1091 del
Good morning Albion Posters, life isn't wonderful, the Lib Dems aren't the 2nd largest party.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.1092 del
What's on the agenda today, agendabros?
I have 5 things to choose between and this will lead to me not being able to choose any of them and doing nothing instead

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.1093 del
That's a big swing, I was thinking recently that the politics has became literally red vs blue (in US and in my country too pretty much), as in people will vote for their team and only a few percent of the voters actually care about what they're saying or doing. Guess it's not so applicable here.
>What's on the agenda today, agendabros?
Probably resting for most of the day, since my back and legs are donezo.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.1094 del
Mein Agendafu for today is
>wake up
>play the hitman escalation conor mcgregor level
>make a big hecking scrumptious luncheon
>prepare for my vampire: the masquerade chronicle
>shitpost online about Sir Keir Starmer

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.1095 del
try making a small luncheon for today

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.1096 del
hey buddy, nice post, its a shame i have to debunk it
im not eating breakfast, so i need a hecking big chungus luncharino

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.1097 del
I've got a great workout for you. Turn your head left, then turn your head right, repeat a few times.
Now do that every time someone offers you food.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.1098 del
Should I just not eat food until dinner time? That's your plan?

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.1099 del
Nah, I just was looking for an opportunity to use that joke.
Actually just eating a bit less is the way to do it but you know that already.
That's my plan when I cut, I recommend it wholeheartedly.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.1100 del
How's your gambling career? Did you win big on the russian site neko?
Remember 99% of meguminers quit before they hit it big.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.1101 del
really makes ya think

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.1102 del
Playing Forklift Simulator if anyone wants to watch me work an 8 hour shift

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.1103 del
I had no idea Geralt's horse, Roach, was named after the fish until I tried looking up why his name is Carpeado in huezilian
Turns out that it's original name is Płotka and the english name localization is Roach (the fish in the Carp family) because of it

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.1104 del
Totally forgot it's a thing but you're right. They would've done a better job if they've just chosen a traditionally female pet name.
I assume Roach has connotations of it being a shortening for cockroach(male), while in polish the original name (Płotka) is not a very traditional pet name, but, it's undeniably a female pet name. Also it implies affection towards the pet since the name is "diminutive" by definition.
Blogpost polish lesson over and out.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.1105 del
>Posters whose IP addresses have not been previously seen are blocked due to spam.

>If you've been unintentionally caught by this filter, please email asturdyemail4 (at) gmail.com and include your public IP address.

The funny part? I've posted there last year AND I have a public polish IP that's definitely not on any VPN lists AND it's a stable IP.
Guess my career of posting on the cave is over. So sad.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.1106 del
I read someone saying that the reason it being a fish is that there are "more fish in the sea" and he shouldn't get too attached to his horses, hence why they all have that name.
And then someone replied "Which is ironic because roaches live in fresh water, not seas" Ka ka ka!
All the data was probably forgotten when the site went down in april given that my vpn was suddenly unbanned by the time it came up after like 1.5 weeks of downtime
If you've posted since then it's probably a ploy to connect IP to email addresses

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.1107 del
I haven't read the books so it's possible, he's got that kind of character. Also about "more fish in the sea" there's no such idiom in polish, at best "there's more where that came from" could be used that way (and has a direct translation). 😈
>If you've posted since then it's probably a ploy to connect IP to email addresses
I have not posted once since... Probably since I left, maybe I've posted once or twice in december? I don't remember now but I'm pretty sure I have not been posting this year.
FUCK YOU don't you :D ME
It was there from the beginning but I just turned it on and forgot it exists since it was always: (on this thread:1, as in me) and then I turned it on today and noticed someone else turned it on but didn't notice it actually writes down the post while you type until we managed to be typing at the same time as in now.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.1108 del
>he turned off realtime when I was writing my great bait
It's over. Acabou. I have been defeated.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.1109 del
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>FUCK YOU don't you :D ME
>It was there from the beginning but I just turned it on and forgot it exists since it was always: (on this thread:1, as in me) and then I turned it on today and noticed someone else turned it on but didn't notice it actually writes down the post while you type until we managed to be typing at the same time as in now.
This neko had a schizophrenic episode mid post

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.1110 del

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.1111 del
That wasnt me, I havent posted since >>1106

Also quads for boni :3

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.1112 del
Yea? then explain how tf did I manage to write that response so fast HUH? HUH?
Noooooo I forgot about quads and he stole them right from under my nose. ITS A DISASTER AFTER DISASTER.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.1113 del
I turned it on after I read your schizo episode 6 minutes after it was posted and I cannot see any liveposts on my end but it seems as if you can see mine
The first quads have been Bonified, marking the entrance into a new era

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.1114 del
That's strange, do you have it scrolled all the way down?
It's right above the (Top|Catalog|Post a reply...) bar, it shows what you write down in plaintext when you post.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.1115 del
oh wait I can see you writing it right now
>I still haven't posted anything about being caught on liveposting nya hahahaha No you can't see me i'm a different person there's MILLIONS of us
Yeah I figured, but I see it nonetheless

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.1116 del
Did not see this post being livewritten, only the one currently in making by the third guy (did not want to be called a neko)
>Ir 'aemn lelin g you message be.ing written Itw';iceve at th
>Ir 'aemn lelin g you message be.ing written Itw';iceve
So true

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:14 [Preview] No.1117 del
Emory set leaks?

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.1118 del
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There are 110 people in this thread with liveposting enabled and this is what they are writing. Powerful

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.1119 del
Maybe there's something wrong on my end. I don't have exactly the most stable internet after all.
I've just reset it.
Lmao it's so janky, I think when multiple people write at the same time it kind of just makes a mess out of it.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.1120 del
We have grown in power. The nekostate is so strong now 💪💪💪. I am proud.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.1121 del
how do you see liveposting?

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.1122 del
if someone can see this, FUCK YOU
I see it, FUCK YOU

Attaching a tok to let the world know who wrote this wicked message

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.1123 del
There's an Enable realtime checkbox at the bottom where the layouts are.
I have no idea how well it works though, whenever more than one person writes it seems to shit itself pretty hard lmao.

>the words below are for the (bonald) that has been insulting you this whole time

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.1124 del
I've been liveposting for over 15 minutes and haven't posted anything. I miss meguca...

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.1125 del
>if someonI sFeUCKe YOUit FU,CK FU YOCK UYO FUUCK YOU FUCK YOU AFUtCKta YOchUing a tok to let the whod world know who wrote this wicked message
This is so funny.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.1126 del
>the words below are for the (bonald) that has been insulting you this whole time
I did no such thing, I started writing just as I posted "if someone can see this"
>I miss meguca...
me too. Wish I was smart enough to figure out how to set it up at a hosting service because I wouldnt mind paying

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.1127 del
Now I will write my magnum opus livepost here on endchan.neko
Então me abraça forte
Me diz mais uma vez que já estamos
Distante de tudo

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.1128 del
2 more weeks :)
(I will probably take a bit longer)
(don't @ me I don't promise anything)
(I will try my best though when I can)

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.1129 del
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This is the FUCK YOU poster.
If you felt offended by my postings, please refer to the attached file.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.1130 del
That little fella is the FUCK YOU poster??? BONALD LOOKS LIKE THAT????
c-caralho cara... não posso aguentar mais....

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.1131 del
I have reffered to your attached file and I offer you a one in return.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.1132 del
Okay buddy, for taking too long to attach a file you're getting the axe.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:33 [Preview] No.1133 del
They say maldito a lot in The Witcher
>Essa maldito aboração
I am learning bad words....

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.1134 del
Is it like someone who gets really angry?
ESSA MULTO MALDITO!!!!! (that's how I imagine someone would say he's really angry in spanish, rate my translation 0-10/10)

I've found the instagram funkies (they were not hidden, I've had them all the time, I just never post them because they're in a different folder)
OH SHIT I CAN SEE THEM 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:41 [Preview] No.1135 del
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This version (if it worked correctly) would be probably much funnier.
It's more schizoid inducing when someone posts a bunch of stuff live, then deletes it and doesn't post anything, not even a post number is left so you could not know if someone is just making it up or not.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.1136 del
This is me testing the real time posting feature, do you see it?

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.1137 del
Nooooooooo, I wasn't looking.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.1138 del
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Here's another real time post I wrote
Might want to read it word by word
Don't worry
Eat chinese

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.1139 del
Sorry I don't know that file extension.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.1140 del

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.1141 del
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Oh yea, almost forgot, I've got a nice picture for all the New Vegas neko fans :)
Titled "How New Vegas fans greet each other"

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.1142 del
The New Vegas Greeting', checking if the fellow sister in front of you are pre- or post-op

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.1143 del
Where's the neko that has the Book of Great Posts, this one has to go in there.
Laughed me good.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.1144 del
Battlebit: Installed
Me: Ready to PWN

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.1145 del
chazLive chazLive for chazBattlebit

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.1147 del
This is not literally you.
You don't look like that :)

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.1148 del
I'm trying to manifest "not my problem, thats just not my problem" into my life. I spend too long worrying about things I have essentially no control over, it's not my problem, thats just not my problem

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.1149 del
#Claude Fact check this statement, please.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.1150 del
I've got a tok for you, it has helped me with manifesting not my problem personally.
What do you call a bike that cannot stand? Two-tired.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.1152 del
>I am two-tired if your SHIT
That sounds very much like not my problem 😎😎😎

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.1153 del
Buddy so angry he had to post a bunch of middle fingers in live... Acabou... It's his problem...

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.1155 del
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I will post as many middle fingers as I want in live buddy, and guess what?

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.1156 del
Actually I wonder if it's going to be good, I wouldn't want to be responsible for a stinker on movie night.
>big ass cross above the bed
Definitely her rents room.
Mine have like a cross a meter high.

Don't look at the latest bubs post.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.1157 del
2h20 runtime

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.1158 del
this girl is so cute and dancing. i- would really appreciate it if one of you posted the emory patreon leaks archive i know you bastards are holding out on me, this bullying of newnekos has gone on much too much, much too long

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.1159 del

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.1160 del
>I wouldn't want to be responsible for a stinker on movie night.
That's your problem, that there is your problem (problem ^-^)

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.1161 del
>calls people "lil pup"
>wants to watch a movie about a lil pup
naurrrr furryneko confirmed naurrrrr

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.1162 del
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I'll have you know that this board is 50% furry and if I do as little as call my goontroop of furries to join us on this site, you will be the minority. You will be cancelled for furryphobia. Count your days, pup

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.1163 del
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The Last Wish [The Witcher] (1993) by Andrew Sapkowski
Pagecount: 288

book book book
story story story

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.1164 del
It's over, the furries have risen into power. We're not going to make it, abandon ship.
I will not taste anything given to me by a furry.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.1165 del
What roblox game are we gonna play for 3 hours today, chat?

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.1166 del
I might play some more battlebots remastered later, but roblox? Yeah I'm done with that pisslow game

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.1167 del
>Drops 8 quidaroonies
>Stops playing the game the same day
Essa maldita carteira está chovando....

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.1168 del
chorando* porra

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.1169 del
I could download it and upload it here. Do you actually want to read it? (I will probably be reading untranslated though though)

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.1170 del
I already own it, and have read it. It wouldn't be a Chaz suggestion if I hadn't already seen it, right???

I loved the short stories but I wouldn't get into blood of elves (the actual novel start) at all.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.1171 del
Oh, and I defeated Conor McGregor yesterday in Hitman. It was very disappointing.

You stop the fight, ask the tech CEO to let you fight for him, and then you press FOUR buttons in a very slow quick time event, and you kill a world champion in 4 punches.

Bravo Hitman.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.1172 del
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Raise your paws up and let's make this place as fuzzy as possible! ^_^

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.1174 del
I am TORMENTED by the furries posting here. I feel THE TORMENT. MASTER AVELLONE help me, this is too much TORMENT. I'm not even a lesbian why me?

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.1175 del
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Do not worry my child. Check your pocket, I have left you something.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.1176 del
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Five aces... I didn't know it was possible...
Truly my luck is going to be extraordinary today.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.1177 del
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*Gives you the New Vegas Greeting*
Well met, sister.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.1178 del
That joke was so fucking funny, I'm unsurprised that ACIDPOSTER was the one who made it. He is so funny AND handsome. i-

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.1179 del
There's a reason why we voted him into office, after all

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.1180 del
(the reason was: boniposter was bad at rigging the elections)

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.1181 del
acabou >>1180

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.1182 del
>threw 2 nades
>got 2 kills
my first kills all battlebit game btw
im so good

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.1183 del
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Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.1184 del
chazLive chazLive for chazBattlebit

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.1185 del
Chaz looks like THIS???????

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.1186 del
Chazina looks like this?

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.1187 del
Unironically, I wish.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.1188 del
genuinely all drama, i fucking hate sir keir starmer

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.1189 del
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omg it's literally boni

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.1190 del
>he's playing the furry simulator again
Not escaping the furry accusations

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.1191 del
Escaping? Who said anything about trying to do that?

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.1193 del
I'm awake... I'm awake...

It's a second time I'm seeing unreasonable amount of someones naked chest today while looking for something to post and I'm not exactly happy with that. Thankfully both were of age.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.1194 del
*grabs your soul through the screen*

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.1195 del
>he thinks I still have soul

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.1196 del
Reki? This is what I think about Reki.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.1197 del
He doesn't think.
No thoughts.
Head empty.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.1198 del
Aberração* I have been typing the word wrong for DAYS. Acabou. I have made a fool out of myself

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.1199 del
Scandinavian Neko that isn't from Denmark, I have an american friend (female) who is wanting to move to europe and she believes sweden is the easiest country to move to.

Your response?
Before you ask, she is fat.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.1200 del
>I have an american friend (female)
My condolences.
In any case, Poland is full :)

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.1201 del
American? Sorry, Sweden is full. Only 'refugees' allowed.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.1202 del
Isn't it actually pretty hard to get a stay visa unless you're going to a uni there?
I dunno how it is in Sweden but I'm pretty sure aside from a vacation visa, we do not have any "free travel" agreements with Americans.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.1203 del
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I can't stop thinking about frisbees, I think I'm going to get a shower and sprint to the big mall 10km to buy some shirts and cleats.
I told (You) while liveposting that (You) were writing it wrong, it's your fault you didn't see it...
>aside from a vacation visa
It's very hard to get kicked out of any EU country, you'll get a letter telling you have to leave but it's not like anyone will check if you actually did.
The way people do here when they want to immigrate, is that they get a looong vacation visa and then uhhhh they either get a job before it expires and the gov lets them stay, or they remain unemployed and the gov lets them stay either way :D

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.1204 del
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>I told (You) while liveposting that (You) were writing it wrong, it's your fault you didn't see it...
It's in there somewhere, I swear!

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.1205 del
>get a job before it expires and the gov lets them stay
I never got a job here where I didn't have to provide proper documents (either my ID, or in the case of other visa-people, they've had to provide passports and documentation that they're allowed to work here, talked with those too).
It's possible, I know it's possible everywhere, but those kind of jobs are really bad and it's much harder to evade taxes here IMO.
Also I don't know if there's any naturalization law like in US, probably not and the whole healthcare system is public so almost no funny business if you don't have the ID-number that lets you use it.
I dunno, I feel it's actually much harder to be an illegal here than in US since there's nobody that will root for you like there where you have big organizations that specifically target helping those.
Maybe in the west or scandi it's different though.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 17:59 [Preview] No.1206 del
I'm TORMENTED by it being almost 8PM

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.1207 del
Adorable killer

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.1208 del
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Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.1209 del
I wonder if you guys are going to get banned for those jokes on neko, I guess we'll probably see tomorrow or something.

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.1210 del

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.1212 del
>he watched the stream silently fir SEVEN HOURS
He was probably in other, irregular streams too...

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.1213 del
>I'm russian btw. (Shalom)
oh I'm laffin
yeah 100% but we haven't mentioned this place by name before so I don't care if he wants to watch us drive forklifts on roblox

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.1214 del
Congratulations neko, now Nova thinks he's being gangstalked, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? You've RUINED HIM.

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.1215 del
This happened to me recently, switched to .net like a week ago, because org was not loading, now I'm back on org because .net 404s.
Works as intended :)

Favela Reimu arc is KINO

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.1216 del
Hey dumbasses, look at this tok
You cannot earnestly tell me that you would rather see this same amount of tummy but ABOVE the navel, where its all uneven and shit because of the rib cage indentations compared to the more elusive lower abdominal muscles and hips
If you do, you are GAY

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.1217 del
>If you do, you are GAY
>where its all uneven and shit because of the rib cage indentations compared to the more elusive lower abdominal muscles and hips
Maybe on your fus BUDDY.
At this point just admit it you want to watch the mons pubis and don't care about the tummy.

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.1218 del
the mons pubis is further down and not visible. Wrong again, as to be expected from the wrongneko

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.1219 del
I assume you weren't there. He was saying he's been harassed FOR MONTHS, that people follow him around and dox him, that someone goes into tenshi chat every stream to harass him.

We just bullied him once... And Tenshi LAUGHED at him.
But you call Tenshi boosted once? INSTA BAN

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.1220 del
didnt even look at the tummy, I was too concerned with how dangerously skinny this girl is. Someone get her 48 CCs of donuts. STAT.

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.1221 del
I was not, but I assume he's referring to that one night you were making fun of him.
I've told you, you should stop gangstalking him, he's going mental now, it's been YEARS at this point, you've been following him for DECADES.

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.1222 del
I fumbled the bag so hard. There was a cute finnish girl and I didn't even try. LIFE COULD'VE BEEN SO WONDERFUL

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.1223 del
She was where and you didn't try how?

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.1224 del
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Buddy gets trips and doesn't even elaborate on the blogpost.
Shameful display.

Do you nekos watch YT on your phone? My newpipe hasn't been working for the last week, came back just now, seems like YT is trying to freeze out the external apps somehow but I've got no idea how. I even looked up revanced but I'm too lazy to compile a whole app just for the 20-30 minutes daily when I eat my lunch.

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.1225 del
only time I ever use youtube on my phone is if I have to quickly show someone a funny thing if I am out and about, which has happened about 5 times in my life

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.1226 del
lmao the nonbinary guy running BGC online this week rage quit because he got the game's evil team wrong, and now we can't play because his premium account needs to be in the lobby to keep it running

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.1227 del
Did he just straight up log off? That's pretty funny, but I bet nothing will happen ("uhhh I've got a bad day" and everybody just pats him/her/xemselves on the back and says it's fine)

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.1228 del
>Ragequit when he is wrong
I look like that and do that

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.1229 del
They/them (pic related, looks like this), literally said they're logging off because they're in too much of a bad mood to keep playing.

Didn't just afk in the lobby so the rest of us could play, which they've done in the past when they didnt want to play, literally straight up, I was wrong and none of you believed me so you ALL can't play.

This is like. in town of salem, you saying 7 is GF, but it turns out 3 is GF, and then you rage quit the lobby.

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.1230 del
>I look like that and do that
This post aged like milk.
>looks like this
It's a afab I assume? In that case, it's going to be fine, otherwise, grim.
I am taking my toys and leaving, GOOD LUCK BUDDY. (You've made they/them uncomfortable by being a he/him, sorry, do better next time)

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.1231 del
it's AMAB, he gets mad when people call him a he (it's literally one guy who does it every time because he's kinda slow)

But all fat people kinda look like agender blobs, hence the picture.

NEW Toxic.Boosted.
Also she's live
(also available on other streaming platforms)

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.1232 del
Grim. Over. NGMI. If it wasn't for the mental case then maybe (since you can always lose wait) but there's been too much ingestion of critical theory there.
>not Ayane_Tenshi
Not interested, old Tenshi is old news.
>what if he can't accept he'll always be second to Phoenix
Not even worth it to comment on that.

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.1233 del
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>It's a afab I assume?
All fats are bastards? Yeah, I agree
Attaching a skinny legend

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.1234 del
we love fat people here on nekochen.net home of the fat nekos

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.1235 del
Tummytokker 🤤 And she's showing NAKED back too... It's over nekos, I'm going to follow coomfus only from now on...
>home of the fat nekos
Yo yo yo yo, I'm NOT FAT. Just off-season :)

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.1236 del
That's not a coomfu because her tits aren't massive bazonkas like a shrivix

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.1237 del
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It's not about bazonkas, it's about the content.

(attaching) Is this true? Any Truthseekers?

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.1238 del
Another great backronym. This post is going into the book of the great neko backronyms

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.1240 del
>Post a picture in a general
>The next thread has that picture as the OP

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.1241 del
I like this tok :)
>he's trolling the forums for 8 hours again
I've got nothing to say so I'll say that our endgame is a chatroom.

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.1242 del
>I like this tok :)
You were tricked into liking a Madoka Magica cosplay tok! Huzzah! Now your will be lowered for the inevitable Madoka Magica marathon session this upcoming autumn/winter when we watch all 12 episodes and accompanying movie sequel in one go, as to best prepare ourselves for the upcoming movie Madoka Magica: Walpurgisnacht!
Roughly how many hours are left until the movie releases, I hear you say. Well, fret no more, neko, as you can find the syncwatch timer in the following post! >>35020

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.1243 del
>You were tricked into liking a Madoka Magica cosplay tok!
I was not. I already am the biggest fan of the best madoka cosplayer.
>4579:35:14 / 8764:00:00
Attaching the above mentioned cosplayer.

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.1244 del
>4579:35:14 / 8764:00:00
and now I have tricked you into relaying informação desconhecido to me, a very valuable artifact that I would not alone be able to attain without your assistance. Heh, today you are in the palm of my hand.
Less than 4185 hours left!!!

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.1246 del
>today you are in the palm of my hand
Yea as if you could lift me 😏
Up to you but I think we should wait for the biggest geowizard fan, the BGCneko.

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.1247 del
You are barely a fraction above my bench pb, twig

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.1248 del
Yea and I bet you could bench that now huh? Delusional...

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.1249 del
We... we don't talk about that
My pb is my current strength... surely

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.1250 del

when are we watching?

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.1251 del
>My pb is my current strength... surely
That's actually true for me. I'm pretty sure if I went to gym rn I would smash my bench pb quite easily (it was like 60 LMAO or something)
Whenever you're ready.

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.1252 del
How about in 45 minutes from NOW?

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.1253 del
I will be READY in 45 minutes

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.1254 del
>it was like 60
60 is a good bench tbh. Sure, compared to people that rigorously work out its not that much but I still think of it as a good marker of strength
Whenever I go on my long breaks from working out, 60 kg is always my bench max for the first week, then after that I start climbing the 2.5s towards 70kg

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.1255 del
That was after like 2-3 months of training and I was not exactly untrained, I was already doing 10*25 pushups or whatever back then.
Though let's be honest, I didn't know wtf I was doing back then and I was pretty bad at keeping consistent schedule. The only thing keeping me afloat back then was newbie gains.

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.1256 del
Acabei de aprender o que a gíria 'Vei' significa

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.1257 del
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Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.1258 del
Chatgpt told me it means "old man" or "dude/bro"

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.1259 del
From what I read it seems to have come from an abbreviation of velho (old man) but has turned into being used as dude/bro in a jovial manner between friends, yeah
Had no idea and had to look it up cus the guy who keeps following me into custom games and posting my full name keeps saying "eae vei" to me. I thought this was a death threat....

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.1261 del
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Thank you @thefunian for your service.

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Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.1263 del
But my name is not eric...

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.1264 del
I forgot to blogpost about her. I'll do it tomorrow

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.1265 del
I can't remember if I ate anything but 2 slices of toast today
We are SO back on the anorexia grind. It has been bleak the last week or two so with me eating at maintenance every day but now we are back to misery

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.1266 del
Don't have the gall to forget it BUD.
I'll eat 6 toasts as a midnight snack to make up for your misery, we're back on that bulk grind.

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.1267 del
Insane how I am down to a morning weight of 70.7 but I feel fatter

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.1268 del
Maybe losing muscle mass? Also good morning neko :) I hope your day is wonderful

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.1269 del
I thought that might be the case, at least slowly, meaning that I am still losing fat but just not at the same fat/weight ratio as before. Though it would be strange since you dont usually lose mass just because you havent worked out for 2 weeks
Who knows. Simplest solution is probably just that my self-criticism is firing louder than usual

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.1270 del
>you dont usually lose mass just because you havent worked out for 2 weeks
Yea but you're also starving yourself so that's not usual.
>Simplest solution is probably just that my self-criticism is firing louder than usual
Maybe, I mean I have days where I just feel fat because of the energy levels being down and stuff.
It's just hard to say since I've never been able to go really low on bf%, I assume it's really really hard though.

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.1271 del
I feel fat whenever I bend forward and see that the fat on my body bunches up or when I pinch the fat on my lower stomach

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.1272 del
>whenever I bend forward and see that the fat on my body bunches up
Kinda cope but that pretty much always happens afaik, you're going to see it happen even if you're at 8%, maybe at 3% or something when you're literally a skeleton it won't.
I will be happy when it subsides enough for the muscles below to show, which probably is years from now since I've been at 73kg and I still had the stupid fucking belly pouch lmao.

Wasn't this your favorite cos? She made ANOTHER BATCH

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.1273 del
That audio immediately made me think of the shrivix tok. I hope she's doing alright ;_;

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.1274 del
>But that pretty much always happens
Yeah, and thus I will never be satisfied.
>that cos
its so kino. I love the colours so, the wig, the makeup. The audios have been verkackt but I can forget those

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.1275 del
As much as I think emrenei is an uggo and always has been, this audio is owned by her asukatok

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.1276 del
>I love the colours so, the wig, the makeup
I've got no idea what's the difference between this one and the other ones of hers (especially since she did all 3 powerpuff girls) for you but I'm fine with not understanding.
>The audios have been verkackt but I can forget those
I dunno, maybe it's the audios I choose, she's got a lot of these toks so I don't post every single one.
I didn't even know she was named emrenei before, I only know her as em.fox and I was never interested.
Yea I remembered correctly, she has an OF...

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.1277 del
Number 1 Shrivix fan EU West here.

She made a story a few days ago that she was accepted into the clinic she was waiting for, for her health issues, so she's finally gonna get the help she requires.

Also, it is her birthday tomorrow and she is turning 23.

Also, she is German.

that rounds up today's epic shrivix facts.

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.1278 del
fact of the day: the greeks were ALL homosexual, so neko above admits he wants to look like a gay statue.

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.1279 del
wait fuck I mean neko below, this liveposting sucks

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.1280 del
>Yeah, and thus I will never be satisfied.
Almost forgot to call you MENTAL ILLNESS NEKO.
Actually it's pretty funny because the only thing I've been holding onto recently and with great success is my workout schedule, because I have a mental image of looking like a greek statue and I refuse to let go of it.
>Number 1 Shrivix fan EU West here.
Yea but are you the biggest Shrivix fan? We will never know because he REFUSES to buy the FUCKING batteries
>she's finally gonna get the help she requires

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.1281 del
>the greeks were ALL homosexual
Even if they were I want to look like a greek statue not like a greek, statues cannot be homosexual by definition BUDDY

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.1282 del
(1.21 MB 1126x1615 emfox borger.png)
Wait, emfox has an onlyfans? Pogchamp *eyes bulge out of sockets* AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA, im spending ALL my money.
I am going to the shops later today, I will buy batteries THEN, meaning tomorrow I'll wait myself in the morning and post the true honest wait here on /neko/ and you will all feel disappointed in me as I have likely gained wait/stagnated once again. And then I will feel social pressure to do better and I will and I'll look like a gay greek statue (of a woman, because I am trans)

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.1283 del
>Wait, emfox has an onlyfans?
I (ME) (newnekotadpole) could pretend that I didn't know, You KNEW for SURE.
>I have likely gained wait/stagnated once again
Most probable outcome: You've been keeping the wait at about the same level +/- 1kg, I'm pretty sure human body is really good at keeping certain level of homeostasis.
Well at least mine tries really hard to keep me at certain weightpoints it seems (day to day, and throughout the day).

Attaching a tok of what I would say when YOU TALK ABOUT GAY STUFF AGAIN (directed at Boniposter)

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.1284 del
Oh I knew, I follow her on instagram so I see her post about it occasionally, granted I don't archive her stuff because I only really like her Asuka cosplay. She's the 2nd best Asuka, fr fr.

You also didn't respond to my funnybait, I posted a jpg of EmQ but claimed it was EmFox. Hahahaha, this is so funny, it laughed me so hard that it counts as a legitimate caloric burning exercise (skinny kingdom, here I come)

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.1285 del
>You also didn't respond to my funnybait, I posted a jpg of EmQ but claimed it was EmFox.
That's because I barely know them, I actually thought it's strange but I thought it might be an old picture of hers or something.
Like, I saw that picture before, it probably was captioned correctly too, I just barely remember stuff like that because I'm pretty sure it was on the cave.
>granted I don't archive her stuff
I dunno, there's one part of me that wants to archive a lot of stuff but then I will also never ever post or even watch any of it so... What's the point?
Maybe I should just LET GO

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.1286 del
your bait has failed

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.1287 del
You Will Never Be A Rogue. You Will Always Be Healing And Crying About Your Class.

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.1288 del
Emory reference?
That reminds me. When will you share patreon leaks? I'm still waiting... Patiently...

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.1289 del
You will want every single weapon in the entire freaking game

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.1290 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h9mdFWE_BUY [Embed]
This is the sequel to that song, made 6 years after the fact

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.1291 del
Just played against a guy that went 77-1 with the helicopter in battlebit
Crazy streak, nobody could shoot him down

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.1292 del
That guy? It was Chaz Princeton.

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.1293 del
I said 77-1 not 7-71

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.1294 del

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.1295 del
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>he wants a polish powermaxxer gf
Not very smart are we?

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.1296 del
Cute germ story

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.1297 del
Shrivix Update, specialist clinic bros, lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Endchan has officially banned my main VPN spot for being a known spammer, now I'm stuck in a different location, reeee

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.1298 del
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>Shrivix Update
She did sent it on tiktok too, well, she's alive.
>banned my main VPN spot for being a known spammer
Maybe you should've spammed less HUH?

Susunekos, our answer?

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.1299 del
Gonna stream some battle bit in 32 min

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.1300 del
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Ok (aggressive)

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.1301 del
chazLive chazLive for chazBattlebit

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.1302 del
Dreamt that Chaz was streaming some shooter game and managed to clutch a round by getting a triple collat on 2 pro players and one third in one short spray
They all raided him within the next 15 min, he got like 1100 viewers from the whole ordeal

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.1303 del
This has to be the most unrealistic dream you've ever had neko.
Also good morning :)

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.1304 del
He was using a silenced M4A1 and just cleaned house with them on the capture point
His chat was too powerful and he had no mods to clean it up or snap their necks. It was total chaos. Anarchy. Lawlessness

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.1305 del
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>it's the you become a popular streamer dream
>so popular tenshi invites you to duo with her
i just woke up and my DAY is RUINED life is NOT WONDERFUL
goodmorning AP (Arie Poster)

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.1306 del
>His chat was too powerful and he had no mods to clean it up or snap their necks.
Acabou, he should mod somebody just so that does not happen when he inevitably becomes a BIG STREAMER.
>i just woke up and my DAY is RUINED life is NOT WONDERFUL
Don't worry RP (Riot Points), I'm sure this dream was prophetic and you will have to carry Tenshi soon.

Attaching another Ari as I am AP.

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.1307 del
I was thinking about it and it seems like I have little to no option than to powershart to 100 kilos pretty much...
The only other option is to cut now, lose like 5 kilos, look like dyel and still powershart to ~95.
It's over, I think I'll be dyel forever...

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.1308 del

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.1309 del
Skeletonneko... Trust the plan.

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.1310 del
i'm dying nekoss i hate getting cold

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.1311 del
yeah just played a few hours of battlebit and levelled up 19 more times, top fragged in 3 games. attaching a tok to verify my identity.

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.1312 del
Congratz, you seem to be really good at this battlebit game :)

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.1313 del
Felt like shit all day, decided I'd go out for a walk to clear my head, it started raining just as I was putting on my shoes.

the world is out to get me

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.1314 del
Just walk in the rain. Are you made out of sugar neko? That's a known english idiom, don't @ me

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 18:25 [Preview] No.1315 del
English Gay Neko here, I have never heard this idiom.

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.1316 del
This War of Mine (2014)
First time playing/seeing it.

Live in 5.

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 20:59 [Preview] No.1317 del
me when northernlion is playing spain

Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.1318 del
Batteries? Sold
Waight? Unknown
Anime? Never seen't it
Blogpost? Unfinnished

Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.1319 del
Just woke up pre-10am aidless% alarmless%

Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.1320 del
Boni is going to Anime Friends next weekend
Madokakino incoming

Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.1321 del
Boniposter? Trolled
Congratz neko, I've got a really bad night because of the heat and it won't get better until ~3pm. Thankfully it will get better today though.
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRR she's hugging a fatneko it's over for you skeletonneko...

Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.1322 del
Batteries are within arms reach.
Weight is known.
Anime I watched 8 days ago.
Blogpost is unfunny and not worth righting.

Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.1323 del
Yea but is the Day of the tentacle remaster downloaded? HUH?

Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.1324 del
8 days ago you streamed some mid video game not anime, buddy
I am keeping notes on each one of your streams and I just checked the tapes

Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.1325 del
Sounds like Tadpole behaviour, and I'll have you know whatever I stream is nothing to do with the tadpoles.

Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.1326 del
Bonald wishes he was as drippy as Zureeal

Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 17:23 [Preview] No.1327 del
New sususcosplays tummy ribcage kino.

Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.1328 del
holy macaroni, new nozzomi

Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.1329 del
rate my roguefu

Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 18:13 [Preview] No.1330 del
We love her (tummy 🤤)
Is she polish or just BPDmaxxing?
She looks... Okayish, nothing special but I dunno how good you can make characters look in this game.
Also lmaoing at the cat in bottom left.

Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.1332 del
Wait a fucking second, that's not the title of the tok, it was "7390080882167614753 bellydancing Mitsuri!! (LETS GO TO THE FINALS, NL ���⚽️⚽️) fake body #mitsuricosplay#mitsuri#dan".

Also good morning, no new toks.

Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.1333 del
I realised I forgot to tell you guys life is wonderful today.

I woke up, before my alarm, the sky is gray, the world is cold, it shall rain.
Life is still wonderful, because I said it is.
I uploaded that BEFORE she uploaded it to TikTok. So how could I have known what the title was going to be?

*moves my pawn to F6*

Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.1334 del
>I realised I forgot to tell you guys life is wonderful today.
My life on the other hand is AWFUL because somebody decided to NOT post a TOK with the TRIPS.
>I uploaded that BEFORE she uploaded it to TikTok.
I do not check upload times, I've been barely remembering to run my script recently.

>*moves my pawn to F6*
I don't play chess, sorry.

I'll let you borrow my tok to fix YOUR mistake.

Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.1335 del
Life isn't wonderful after all. My dog might have cancer...

She's being scheduled for an operation where they'll cut her open to thoroughly check, but if she does have cancer and it's spread internally and so they can't remove it, we're probably going to have to put her down...

Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.1336 del
That's really sad neko, I hope it's going to be alright ;_;

Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.1337 del
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Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.1338 del
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Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.1339 del
It's okay, at least I'm trying to be hopeful. She's not in pain, she's acting how she always does, and it being cancer is just a worry because they've already tested and treated for the other possible causes. It's just a lump in her leg, possibly a tumour given the idea that it might be cancer.

She's going into surgery next week, they're gonna remove the 'tumour' and also thoroughly check to see if it was/is cancer.

In a way, I hope it is cancer, and that they're able to remove all of it, that way we'd know what it was and she'll be fine. But if it is cancer, there's a chance it has already spread and she could have cancerous growths inside of her...

She doesn't deserve this, she's still got another 4 good years of life expectancy left to grow old and lay down by the fire.

Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 18:43 [Preview] No.1340 del
Zur is sunburnmaxxing. Pain from just laying down coming in 3... 2... 1...
Nauurrrrr Boni is too pale, it's over Kuruboni fans
Hopefully it's going to be best case.
She will go to live on the uncles farm in 4 years

Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.1341 del
>Boni is too pale
I couldn't come up with a way to make her look realistically more índio

Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.1342 del
i hav a subway cookie box (white/dark chocolat cookies wit Smarties) and an ice fold full pepsi max botel on my elektronic heightt adjustabel desk whiel im siting in my bals naked in my blak leather gaming chair enjoying the world speedruner chaz sa/so stream to start of my hot summer In Case Anyone Asked

Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.1343 del
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, but sadly, I have to debunk this post.
It is not true that the best speedrunner in the world is streaming right now at this moment.

Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.1345 del
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, but sadly, I have to debunk this post.
You have never been at my age because you're half my age BUDDY.

Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.1346 del
Der 56yearoldneko.... FUCK YOU

Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.1347 del
Yea I did that in my days... Did I ever tell you that one time I did it in the car? Those were the days 👴

Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.1348 del
Goodnight, I leave you with saya clearly frauding her chest size but I like that you can uncrop the video and her tummy closeup fills the whole screen at this resolution.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.1349 del
When I actually have an SA/SO no knockout route for all the levels in Hitman 1, I'll do a stream where I SA/SO no knockout the entire game.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.1350 del
NEW FUNKY. Life is wonderfulbros WW@?

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.1351 del
70.7 kg with 2 days worth still inside of me
Thought that maybe I'd be sub 70 after a visit to the porcelain throne but alas, only 70.2

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.1353 del
Acabou, we're never making it to skeletonland.
I did not understand anything about this tok. Meus nao speakando brasil.

Attaching a very easy to understand tok.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.1354 del
13% of the US population has already used ozempic
Ozempic was put under heavy restrictions in norway because fatasses were taking it making the supplies be insufficient for people who actually need it to manage their diabetes (the original use case), leading the govt. to making it so that you can only get a prescription for ozempic if you also have a prescription for insulin
Ozempic will bring Covid25 which finally eradicates all fatties. Trust the process 2 more weeks 🙏

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.1355 del
Yea I think there was a restriction on Ozempic in US too at some point because they were having same problems (people with diabetes couldn't get it), guess they've probably upped the production massively.
>Ozempic will bring Covid25 which finally eradicates all fatties. Trust the process 2 more weeks 🙏
I wish but there's probably little chance for it to happen because I don't think it's conductive to any super-medication-resistant bacteria or anything.

On the unrelated note (probably kind of related), my cardio is VERY bad. I can barely stomach 2 minutes of vigorous cardio, even though I haven't been skipping too much workouts. Guess it's time to get back to it starting today.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.1356 del
>guess they've probably upped the production massively.
Fatties are such a valuable asset to companies and capitalism that the company that produces ozempic is worth more than Denmark and probably a many more 1st world countries now since its been some time since I heard that claim
The world is ending

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.1357 del
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>The world is ending
If the world was ending, they wouldn't have anything to eat, in which case they would stop being fat. Sadly that is not the case.
>the company that produces ozempic is worth more than Denmark and probably a many more 1st world countries
>609 trillion $ market cap
It has surpassed Sweden's yearly GDP for last year. Very grim.


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.1358 del
cute job stealer

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.1359 del
She privated her account. It's over. Acabou. Koniec.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.1360 del
Owari da

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.1361 del
It's the Lain again...
LMAO I just looked out of the window and saw a teenager lighting up his smoke in heavy rain. Funniest shit. He's just like Ryan.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.1362 del
>Toxic french person in my team in a game
>call him a spanish dog (in portuguese)
ahahahahah it gets funnier every time

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.1363 del
But we love french in here neko. One of our most respected nekos here is french (he has french in his nick so he has to be french)

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.1364 del
frenchies? hope they EXPLODE

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.1365 del
>hope they EXPLODE
From happiness of course :)

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.1367 del
I'm not even in the discord server...
Think about that for a moment BUDDY

Also my internet is so shit because it started raining I can't even download toks...
Now we can all enjoy the Lain funky toks even more after watching the anime am I right or am I right?

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.1368 del
haha, look at her go.

I don't have anything to blogpost about, my life is just kinda stagnant right now which is a depressing sentiment. One of these days I'm going to get an email back from a job I've applied to and it won't start with "We regret to inform you that you have skibidi rizz and your CV is from Ohio". I just want a nice, £25k a year annual salary, preferably with some field work.

I also wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 impala.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.1369 del
>haha, look at her go.
Her pokedance is worse than mine and that's a genuine achievement.
>I just want a nice, £25k a year annual salary, preferably with some field work.
Don't we all... I wish I was lucky (or evilmaxxing and were just able to lie on my CV)
But also don't worry, it'll get better eventually. It always gets better eventually*
>wish I was a little bit taller
We've already got a fix for that GROW GROW GROW

*This does not apply if you have some terminal illness, read terms and conditions before accepting your will to live contract.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.1370 del
wtf happened to this post? its not there for me

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.1371 del
You Will Never See This Post
Always #Clauding And #Stealing From The Nekos


Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.1372 del
no but can I get a real answer? was it removed by endmin?

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.1373 del
Real answer: I wrote something and then deleted it, because you can delete posts on endchan just like 4chan.

The post was along the lines of "the nekos hate me i know you're all laughing at me in your secret discord and making fun of every post i make"

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.1374 del
>deleting posts

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.1375 del
This is exactly why I deleted it, because I knew you'd say the post was cringe and then I'd feel bad.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.1376 del
deleting posts is more cringe than making cringe posts

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.1377 del
Yea buddy, what you did not expect is for it to REMAIN FOREVER ON MY SCREEN
I have screenshotted it, now it goes into my hidden vault of posts that will haunt you till the end of chans.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.1378 del
I bet I could make a more cringe post than you can ever achieve by deleting a post.
I'm not going to do it, but I know I can.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.1379 del
incredibly funny post that nobody replied to saying it laughed them >>1371

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.1380 del
I don't think I got it, sorry neko.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.1381 del
That's The Nekochen That You Know

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.1382 del
not possible, I fear, for I am someone who hates censorship and revision of history
I got annoyed at nekomin for also purging posts when he banned people because that made it so that you could no longer see what they did to get banned. He was censoring history

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 21:12 [Preview] No.1383 del
>not possible
Without breaking the rules? Maybe.
>could no longer see what they did to get banned
It would be nice to see what did they get banned for, but I don't think it's really worthwhile to see most of the purged posts. I'm not that curious to see that someone went ahead and broke rule 1/2. Though most of the bans on nekochen were dealt to that one bonbiposter or to the people that were advertising random crap sites.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.1384 del
>Without breaking the rules? Maybe.
how would breaking the rules make your post any more cringe? idgi

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.1385 del
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Breaking rules? I'd never do that!
Anyways, I love Kay too much.
As a matter of fact, I make sure to message her that everyday.
She never replied to me but it's fine, I got her full legal name and address and I'm going to visit her as soon as I have enough savings.
Haha that might sound creepy but I'll make sure to tell her on discord before I board on the plane, don't you worry.
I think I may have to pause my Ozempic for a few weeks so I can reach her quicker, but it'll all be worth it.
Also, it's my first day here. Hi nekos!

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.1386 del
in two days, assuming theres no change in my water weight, I will be below 70kg

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.1387 del
Mods? Sneak 48 donuts into his mouth whilst he snores

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.1388 del
>I think I may have to pause my Ozempic for a few weeks
Fatneko... It's over. Acabou. Fork putdowns.
Not beating the skeletonneko allegations.

I on the other hand have been cardiomaxxing today and now I'm stuffing my mouth because I DESERVE IT.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.1389 del
He'd be RUINED

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.1390 del
On the topic of weight loss, I dont think I will like how my face looks when I am lean. Maybe its because I havent shaved or because the fat I still have left is imbalanced in its locations but I am starting to have my doubts regarding how I would look with hollow cheeks
More motivation to start eating when I feel like losing weight has been a done deal

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.1391 del
That's strange, my face definitely looks better when I'm thinner, maybe you're just not used to it?
>More motivation to start eating when I feel like losing weight has been a done deal
>he's starving himself just so he can become a fatneko

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.1392 del
Nekos seriously gain and lose like 15kg in a year whereas I can't even lose 500g because of genetics

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.1393 del
Is genetics a synonym for sale at Mister Donut?

I was going to write this only but I couldn't stop myself: I do not see the problem with gaining 15kg, that was pretty easy. What's going to be hard is losing all that fat I've gained without cutting down too much on the muscle mass.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.1394 del
You just don't want to
Losing is easy, albeit slow
Gaining is harder, be it due to the actual force you have to put into eating and pushing food down past your apetite if you want hardbulk or due to the complete iron consistency that you need to have to stick to your lean bulk goals
To lose weight you literally just go to sleep hungry but to gain weight in a controlled manner you actually have to put in effort

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.1395 del
keep getting connection failed

test post

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.1396 del
just connection failed when i try to upload a tok, so i cannot post the tok i wanted to post along with the comment i wanted to post.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.1397 del
Tried changing from .net to org or vice versa?

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.1398 del
I have always been a Cosmies poster because I appreciate her hard work and talent that goes into all her cosplays, for example, tok related was just uploaded and it's her showing off her new glued xaryah wig she's working on.

I am posting this just so you can appreciate the wig, please do not comment on anything unrelated to the wig.

I will be using the full force of my Roblox VIP Admin Account I purchased for 750 robux to PERMABAN anyone that says ANYTHING out of LINE.
If this post works, this neko is a SAINT

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.1399 del
French nekos, your response to this email I just received?

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.1400 del
>those triceps
she is becoming a fattie as well. Já passou

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:25 [Preview] No.1401 del
Yeah, I noticed her face was looking a lil chubby, and her tits being so fucking big suddenly can only be explained by her Bonbimaxxing.

I'm gonna say it, she's still cute, she's got a nice smile and you know I loved chubby Remy.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.1402 del
She does indeed have a pretty face but she's a porker now so none of that matters. I don't make the rules, sorry

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.1403 del
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everything reminds me of him

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.1404 del
It's been over 3 months since I 'discovered' Susu and Susuposting, and yet she hasn't released a tok that comes CLOSE to this one in terms of quality.

Fact: Cute girls should dress up like cute boys.
Opinion: Pirates are epic.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:51 [Preview] No.1405 del
>those triceps
Yea her upper arm is around the size of my upper arm.
I would like to remind everyone that I weigh 87kg.
That's okay, I'll let you have this one.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.1406 del
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I condemn all this fatposting.
Reposting the skinny legend latest tok.

Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.1407 del
Hair white as snow is so pretty

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.1408 del
Zomg I used to like Melon so much 🥰

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.1409 del
omg you guys like melon too? i love melon and i also really really love emory, i was wondering if either of you two cool melon posters had the emory patreon archive leaks???

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.1410 del
I do not appreciate in the slightest how you're comparing a madam who gave us four years of wholesome chungus deluxe cosplays to some leaky treesh that came out of the womb wearing bodysuits. Sure, Melon may have gotten fatter, stopped doing cute little dances, started wearing nothing but latex and added a link.tree to her bio, but I'm sure that's all due to external factors outside of her control. She went to college, probably, and that is a very expensive thing I guess.
So yeah, you will see this in the morning and will feel really silly to the point your day will no longer be wonderful.
Tread carefully before you post nonsense again, check your corners and don't dare disrespect our legacy tokkers again.

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.1411 del
Dreamt that I saw a kino bonitok that I didnt have downloaded
Woke up just after I found out I dont have it
Já passou

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.1412 del
>Woke up just after I found out I dont have it
Yea that was a prophetic dream. It's in my Great Archive and I will never share it.

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.1413 del
I have tried to watch like 8 different Monogatari character analysis / youtube essay videos now and I close them all within the first minute for one simple reason:
They cant fucking pronounce their R's in Araragi, much less the names of any other character

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.1414 del
Dreamt that I saw a kino emory patreon archive that I didnt have downloaded
Woke up just after I found out I dont have it
Já passou

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.1415 del
Trimmed my mustache half a millimeter too far up on the sides and now I had to take the whole thing off

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.1416 del
Lilya 4-Ever
Runtime: 1h49

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.1417 del
After you complete the first big story arc of Baldur's Gate 3 the game practically railroads you into choosing a romance option amongst your companions. Cringe. I am of the Master Avellone philosophy that romance doesn't belong in vidya, only TORMENTED LESBIANS do.

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.1418 del
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Rate my restaurant, bros

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.1419 del
Far too nicely decorated. Customers can't eat the paintings or the wall panels, so why invest money in that?

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.1420 del
That's actually pretty nice, I mean FUCK YOU, we hate nordicks here.
>The Chum Bucket
I hope your chef is named Spongebob or I'm rating it 0/10

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.1421 del
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Spongebob doesnt work in the chum bucket

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.1422 del
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Mr. Chaz and his WIFE are in my restaurant??? What the Fieri?????

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.1423 del
Don't care, still rating it 0/10 out of spite.
He has a cute wife and what about you BUDDY?

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.1424 del
>cute wife
Oh yeah? His "cute wife" ordered a KIDS MEAL

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.1425 del
I had to marry someone and I had the best rizz with a child. I needed that inheritance money.

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.1426 del
eu ri

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.1427 del

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.1429 del
+18 RR (duod with Nova for 6 hours)

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.1430 del
actual cuck

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.1432 del
She genuinely reads most messages I send out loud and then just doesn't reply to the message?

She's so fucking ADHD she immediately has to read another comment or talk about something else.

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.1433 del
You will NOT call OTHERS simps.
I bet you're higher than Nova on the rebound list with so much space you occupy in her thoughts.

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.1434 del
All I have to do is say 61% and she'll seethe about me all night.

Nova WISHES he had this power. He also wishes I would stop following him home late at night, mailing him threatening messages cut out from newspapers, and generally gangstalking him.

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.1435 del
what did you type

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.1436 del
>she'll seethe about me all night
This is so funny, I wonder how much she actually thinks about it (or if she's even aware she's getting carried SO MUCH).
>gangstalking him
BUDDY, he's a MODERATOR now and he'll ban all of your 50 accounts that you make every day just to post his doxx. And then he will donate 50 swifted after he does his 8 hour chat moderation shift.

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.1437 del
She complained about being too poor to buy the new bundle, so I wrote. "Come on Simps, Ella is poor and needs your help. Donate more gifted subs."

Immediately one of her mods used the rules command, which clearly states not to call people simps, and warned me for it.

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.1438 del
Should've read the rules, outlaw

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.1439 del
time to put in a 1 hour shift at my restaurant before the neko kino

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.1440 del
Time to put in a 1 hour shift moderating Tenshi's chat. It's like the wild wild west out there.

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 21:19 [Preview] No.1442 del
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Portugal is my favourite LATAM country

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 21:31 [Preview] No.1443 del
What about Spain though? Is it lower on your list of favorite LATAM countries?

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.1444 del
Idk who he is, I dont watch many streamers sorry

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.1445 del
Acabou. Youtube just recommended me an AI generated metal song.
It's going to be all AI generated slop and we're going to LOVE it.

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.1446 del
I was going to write a "I just loooooooove AI" post but I cant even do it ironically due to the slopfatigue

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Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.1448 del
First polpost in the new neko but someone shots fired at a Trump rally, bullet literally scraped his ear aka a few cm from taking his head clean off
(Found this out via the chat on a stream stream, I am NOT lurking /pol/ 24/7)

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 22:27 [Preview] No.1449 del
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pic if anyone cares

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.1450 del
>first /pol/post
>it's using the nazi numbers 1448

Anonymous 07/13/2024 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.1451 del
>Neko losing so hard in Democracy 3 that he uses the "Assassination Attempt" on Bonald
I knew the Dictatorial Grand Election was rigged...

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.1452 del
>Read a youtube comment talking about social distancing
>posted 4 years ago
What the FUCK

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.1453 del
And that's why if you're planning an assassination, you'd better succeed.
Most probably guaranteed him a reelection with that stunt.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.1454 del
>new madoka
>it's a tok with her bf
NAURRRRRRRR I have been slain.
Life is awful, no more mirth in my life.
The only thing that would make my day better now is emory patreon leaks...

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.1455 del
I've got to post this susukino, just found out it's sitting there in my folder and NOBODY posted it yet.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.1456 del
Girl on the left is selling her cosplays so if any of you fatasses need an L/XL cosplay you can get a barely used one for pretty cheap

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.1457 del
It all makes sense now why you hate fat girls, it's because Boni is dating a morbidly obese girl.

Sorry neko, it is Akabaou for you.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.1458 del
What do you think her wait is? If she's around 85-90 the cosplays would be perfect for me (except I'm like 30-40cm higher than her, but that's an implementation detail)
Isn't she dating Louie or whatever that girls name was?

Also new (4 weeks old) ruru posts on insta. Hopium? Copium? You decide.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.1459 del
Craving the bi-yearly Subway sandwich right now, might get one

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.1460 del
Thanks to you now I know that Subway exists in Poland. Acabou.
>buddy will drive to subway but REFUSES to get the batteries for his scale

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.1462 del
Actually it was a 50/50 gamble on a joke.
The other comment was "What about your 70kg goal BUDDY?" but that would be less funny if it panned out so I scrapped it.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.1463 del
The "sandwich" would be my only food for today
Also, in response to >>1460, he still hasnt bought batteries, quem diria?

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.1464 del
I totally got sidetracked by DOING MY WORKOUT BECAUSE I WORKOUT.
>only food for today
Naurrrrrrrr you can't live on subway only, that's way too American of you.
>he still hasnt bought batteries
I can understand that, not the most important thing in your life if you're not used to waiting yourself every day.

Attaching monogatari reference (oldnekos know) (newnekos will not know) (nao falsa)

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.1465 del
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I'll count your reps bro

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.1466 del
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Yo yo yo AP (acidposter) wy@, I've got rare acids for you.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.1467 del
Where the fuck did you get a rare acid from?

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.1468 del
Check these out, they popped up when I ran my thingie today. Maybe you have them, maybe you don't but they're available now.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.1469 del
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Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.1470 del
Can't be the truth given that you said in your emfox borger post that you would post your true honest wait after buying the batteries

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.1471 del
I saw my wait and felt bad
I'm phoneposting atm so I cannot see them

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.1472 del
Àfter watching I think I've seen this b4-d4

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.1473 del
>I saw my wait and felt bad
Acabou ;_;
>I'm phoneposting atm so I cannot see them
Dw if any of them disappear in the meantime I've got them, so you can ask for them later in case.

Also attaching a tiktok of cey resurfacing after 5 years lmao, I will never understand how this site works.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.1474 del
I'm such a gamer I changed from a white shirt to a black shirt just to reflect less light from the sun onto my monitor so it wouldn't disrupt my gaming session
(20 seconds after doing this, a cloud covered the sun and all sunlight ceased, rendering this gamer solution moot)

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.1475 del
Stop trying to appropriate my culture, real gamers live with their windows constantly obscured by curtains or blinds. No exceptions.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.1476 del
>curtains or blinds
look at le bourgeoisieneko over here that can afford curtains and blinds.... I have t-shirts hanging from my curtain rack obscuring the sun but its so weak and fimble that it can only carry 2 at a time leaving a lot of room to still let light in

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.1478 del
Acabou... Favelaneko... I'm so sorry...

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.1479 del
Ilya 4 Ever?
More like Ilya 4 Me, she is for me, stay away from her, she's my future wife.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.1480 del
>Doesn't even remember the name of his 'future wife'
She would leave you for the first cute Andrei trafficker she'd meet

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.1481 del
Why do all cute tradwifes choose Chad Andrei bad guy traffickers and not me nice guy Funkyneko hopeless romantic...

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.1482 del
why do good girls like bad guys? i've had this question for a real long time

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.1483 del
Were we watching the yuros later?

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.1484 del
maybe, probably not though because more like eurogay am i wright

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.1485 del

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.1487 del
When is it? In 35 minutes?
You might not be in the Union anymore buddy but you're still on the continent. Your team even played in the championship...

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.1488 del
>The Drow society is dominated by woman.
I fucking love Warlockracy's videos man, every other line is gold.


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.1489 del
>he missed his one and only chance for actual canthinky post for the next 13392 posts
It's over Kaybros ;_; Hulk Hogan 4ever ;_;

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.1490 del
this nekka forgot all about post 11488

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.1491 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRT2N5QyMmc [Embed]


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.1492 del
nova weighs 58kg

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.1493 del
There's no way... I really hope this is not true (for his sake)

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.1494 del
Naur, well, I guess I'll have a chance then in 9994 posts to post my FAVORITE TOKFU (WE LOVE HER)
We love you too neko :) (though the song sounds pretty sad)

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.1495 del
You lads weren't here for the Noice stream, we got some DEEP Nova lore.
>He's going to uni
>He's got a scholarship for esports
>He's gonna have to stream 3 to 5 times a week for his uni team in addition to playing competetive esports for him
>He met a girl on swiftplay
>Rizzed her up
>She admitted she has an onlyfans
>He read out her OF description and I found it within seconds
>She gets her full asshole out

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.1496 del
Yea but that's all whatever, what's more important is if he's really 58 fucking kilograms???

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:44 [Preview] No.1497 del
>I way twice as much as Nova

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.1498 del
you need to go buy ozempic

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.1499 del
You did not gain 26 kilos in 2 months, I don't think that's even physically possible

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.1500 del
I'm not who you're thinking of, I'm a completely different neko, the clover poster.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.1501 del
>Tenshi doesn't understand that Pizza Hut will be busy and orders will be slow during the FINAL OF THE BIGGEST SPORTING EVENT OF THE YEAR
genuinely based retard

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.1502 del
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And you weigh 120 kilos? I am incredibly skeptical Mr Clover Poster (I will not be using the abbreviation for that)

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.1503 del
>5'11 and he weighs 60kg

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.1504 del
I heard that I'm fucking rofling right now my God it's over... So over, cannot be more over, went from 8th rebound to never had a chance in the first place.
58... I was 68-70 kilos in high school and I've had literally 0 muscle...

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Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.1506 del
>nova yapping like he cares about football
pipe down pipsqueek, your BMI is 17.8, you can't even lift a soccerball

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.1507 del
That joke about bench pressing him... Acabou... He's never recovering if he reads it...

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.1508 del
>made a joke about 50 swifted
>instantly got an orbiter
He's so popular :)

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.1509 del

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.1510 del
Sent :)

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.1511 del
>the most beautiful gamer girl i ever seen in my life ❤️
>for sure you are. i think i fall in love 🫣
Is this rizz nekos?

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.1512 del
>but why are you gifting people you dont know, what if im like a bad person

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.1513 del
Well, he's a terrorist (it's a compliment)

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.1514 del
Get banned BUDDY

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.1515 del
>lie and say england scored
>get a 10 min timeout in the cuck corner

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.1516 del
Get banned BUDDY
"It was cruel" LMAOOOOOO

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.1517 del
>they actually score like a minute later
yeah, your streams are slow. im watching on normal time.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.1518 del
>I told you Palmer scored

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.1519 del
sounds like a fake neko game

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.1520 del
>Spain has a corner? What does that mean?
Genuinely how does she know so fucking little about football?

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.1521 del
I correctly guessed spain would score 4 minutes in advance, but nobody replied so I couldn't play my oracle card again.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.1522 del
Better prepare for your permaban over promising 125 swifted buddy

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.1523 del
Big Ups Chaz Princeton for delivering on the 50 swifted.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.1524 del
chaz type !watchtime in her chat

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.1526 del
1 day, 2 hours.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.1527 del
It would be £150 to donate 30 swifted, and half of that goes directly to Amazon. Naurrr.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.1528 del
Where's the SWIFTED BUDDY?

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.1529 del
check stream

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.1530 del

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.1531 del
It's over, he swifted 150 British Pounds to Tenshi...
I don't want to watch his downfall anymore...

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.1532 del
>bro, you coming to noice yet?

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.1533 del
>donated 200 US dollars to tenshillion
>only 10th on the all time donorboard

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.1534 del

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.1535 del
Buddy, I've got some bad news for you...

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.1536 del
That's monthly, check the all time.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.1537 del
Grim... You're barely in top 10 simps... Guess you need to drop another 150 swifted...

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.1538 del
Love_Furry :3 ^.^* Hiiiii!!!! :333 <3333

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.1539 del
sometimes i feel cringe about the things i've done, like donating 30 swifted to tenshi, and then i remember you guys befriended a 9 year old belarussian girl and i feel better about myself.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.1540 del
And then you remember I neither rizzed up at roblox or swifted any money to any streamer/tokfu and you feel worse about yourself.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.1541 del
yeah but you are genuinely the chad lord of the nekos, the rest of us are losers compared to your magnificence my liege.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.1542 del
>lord of the nekos
That would be dictator, or king, or whatever title he goes by, Mr. Acidposter. You've got the wrong guy The leather club is 2 blocks down

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.1543 del
warning: tummy kino

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.1544 del
I have (mostly) abstained from drinking tea with honey today and man, my hunger levels are WAY higher
really makes you think of how many calories there are in sugar and a dash of milk, added with the fact of how much I drink it
I will go down to 1 pint a day and the rest being plain water. This will make my weight loss ainda mais rápido

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.1545 del
>10 pushups for every pound I send to tenshi
He's going to die. Literally. Like today.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.1546 del
I'm on a new diet, all water, no other drinks, do 10 pushups for every £ I send to tenshi. guaranteed wait loss.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.1547 del

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.1548 del
You're not going to get past even 10% of that by wednesday

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.1549 del
10% would be 150.
I can do 150 pushups in 4 nights.
38 pushups a day for 40 days to hit my goal of 1500 for tenshillion?

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.1550 del
I am a magician :)
Magicians never reveal their secrets :)
Pal, I thought you were eating like a 1000 kcal a day but you've been supplementing with a bunch of sugar water? I am disappoint...

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.1551 del
Not happening

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.1552 del
Yeah, I have been eating like 1kkcal a day but I've been downing like 3-4 litres of tea too, which is about 160-240 kcal of milk and idk how much sugar there is in a spoon of honey in each of those pints
I'm trying to lose weight, not crash out and become sick

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.1553 del
That's ~72 hours actually, so basically 3 days as in 50 pushups daily. Not saying you wouldn't be able to do that but that's a few more than 38 :)
Why not just do intermittent fasting if you are really dead set on doing dumb shit? I mean it's probably better, you can do like 1 day normal maintenance calories and 1 day basically eating nothing.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.1554 del
Because that sounds fucking dreadful
I know what I can do and still function decently. Like I said, I am not trying to make myself ill by mixing and matching different strategies just because they look good on paper, I have no desire to give myself migraines or whatever adverse effect that might occur
Plus, I drink tea because it tastes good

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.1555 del
>Because that sounds fucking dreadful
Not really, I'm personally thinking about doing it myself to lower bf.
It seems like a much better choice than being on a constant huge deficit tbh, but I dunno, maybe it's stupid. Definitely seems better in theory though since I will be eating more sporadically so I wont feel the hunger so much.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.1556 del
Just did my 38. If I do this for 3 more days, I am 10% of the way there.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.1557 del
What sounds good to one doesn't have to sound good to another
I'd rather be consistently below than to go to and fro every two days
I know what I'm doing.

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.1558 del
Well I'm literally passing out because I did 2 workout sessions today... Goodnight nekos. Have a great sleepy :3
We will be monitoring your progress with great interest. Good luck neko :)

Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.1559 del
Next week I WILL receive a job offer from something relevant to my degree and interests. I won't be stuck waging for life.

Goodnight Funkertron, rest up those muscles Chad Lord of Nekoville

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.1560 del
>I won't be stuck waging for life.
The real blackpill is that we will all be stuck waging for life. The question is if it's going to be a cushy job behind a desk where you post stupid shit on imageboards or if it's the worst physically and mentally draining job ever (no inbetween).

Good morning nekos, I hope life is treating you well today.

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.1561 del
Sleep: Decent
Weather: Nice but warm
Life: Wonderful

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.1562 del
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Yeap, I'm posting it again.
Also I'm glad you've got some good sleep neko :) The weather is pretty warm for me too and it's not going to get better at least today...
I'm still going to work out though, IDC.

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.1563 del
16 degrees and pissing rain

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.1564 del
>perfect weather
>he's complaining
FUCK YOU, come over to my place and suffer 30+ degrees for a month and see if you change your tune BUDDY.

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.1565 del
I'm gonna go take my camera out and go for a walk around in the evening and take pictures of the pretty village my campus is located nearby to try and get better at photography stuff

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.1566 del
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Had the most terrifying dream last night
After England lost the euros, I went to bed and dreamed that I watched a bit of Tenshi and that someone dropped $200 on her. Thank god it was only a dream

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.1567 del
Insane and pretty horrifying. Imagine if someone said something like: "I will drop 30 swifted subs if Spain wins" and then actually went through with it.
Actual horror story.

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.1568 del
Just don't doxx yourself. Also have fun :)

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.1569 del
Erm, ackshully, it was $196 🤓👆🏻

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.1570 del
A dollar for every kilo, amiright fellas‽‽ 🤠

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.1571 del
naurrr, this post has hit me so deep that i am going to reconsider my life choices... after this last serving of 36 donuts.

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.1572 del
>only 36
ALERT!!!! He's on DIET!!! ALERT!!!!

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.1573 del
I have found a perfect language for me to program in. Learning it RIGHT NOW.

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.1575 del

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.1576 del
>Walking to bus stop
>It's within sight
>Check app
>Bus is 4min away
>Literally 10 seconds later it hurtles past me
>Sprint to it
>Driver saw me running and waited
Remember to thank your bus driver

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.1577 del
>Driver saw me running and waited
Actually pretty nice, doesn't happen often here.
Yea I live in a society...

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.1578 del
Scrolled 5 toks on my phone data instead of WiFi and hoooly shit the amount of normie local shit I got almost gave me a heart attack
My WiFi FYP is mint but the mobile data FYP is something to be scared of

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.1579 del
>normie local shit
Time to DM those normies and get into normie things :)
Actually I know what kind of content you're probably talking about and it's always SO AWFUL, like mind-numbingly bad

I've been reading a pretty interesting podcast transcription about an AI prize for a certain dataset (ARC) and I think it's a very good read.
Made me seriously reconsider if there's any chance of getting AGI with current approach. Well, I was always skeptical but it went from maybe if they scale it big enough and throw enough resources at it it might work but it's a very small chance to the chance is so remote that it's unfeasible most probably.
Also it really illustrated well what modern AI can and cannot do, it's very good at memorizing patterns and spitting them back at you and abysmal at trying to reason through something that's not in its dataset, even if it's literally a 5-year old problem.
It did solidify my opinion that it's a tool at best and only a good tool if somebody already solved a very similar problem to the one you're providing it on the web (so basically a very sophisticated search engine)

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.1580 del
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You now remember this game

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 20:21 [Preview] No.1581 del
I have never played this game. Is it even worth trying? Didn't see any positive reviews back then.

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.1582 del
I've never played it, I think all the hype was just from the cute robot girls

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.1583 del
I've tried joining random games on 4chan's /tg/ board and it almost never works out. Only ever had success with it when I recruited random players from there for a VTM game.

Even then, of the 5 I started with, 3 disappeared without a word by session 9. The other 2 guys are solid though.

Only 4 campaigns?
Pretty rookie numbers neko. I've played at least like 5 pathfinder campaigns, 3 3.5s, 1 5e, a single session of 4th edition as an villain PC

But yeah, BG3 is 5th edition, so it's kinda shit, but I think it's quite good for the options it enables you to do, you've got far more freedom than any other CRPG I've tried, and the map is well designed.

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.1584 del
>random games
I just feel like if it is among friends you get much less dead air and don't have to have a very strong GM to keep the game alive.
Like our GM is not super great, he's good enough but not like amazing, yet we would just have fun party banter or just banter when he was fumbling with stuff in the background.
Also there's no problem with any drama related to the board since there's inherent understanding between friends.
>Only 4 campaigns
We didn't play that much, maybe someday we'll start another session but it's getting harder to do with everyone getting RL commitments. Life sucks.
>5th edition, so it's kinda shit
It's the reason why we switched to pathfinder after first 2 sessions, 5e is easy, but it does suck for build diversity and RP through the build, where most of us are pretty autistic number-crunch oriented and we do like a bit more convoluted mechanics, maybe not just for the sake of them being convoluted but PF does make decent use of additional complexity.
It's also why I've played PF:Kingmaker and WotR, they might be also working on limited PF rules but just implementing this limited rules is much more fun for me than 5e, while when I will finally play BG3 it will have to do more heavy lifting with story.

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.1585 del
Early bedtime to wake up sooner and be able to eat sooner? More likely than you think

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.1586 del
Goodnight Boniposta, I'm thinking about catching some early sleep too, maybe I'll eat first though or work out a little.

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.1587 del
>maybe I'll eat first though

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 21:24 [Preview] No.1588 del
Goodnight Bonald, my arch nemesis and secret ally in the dictator race. Sleep tight.
I have tried to get into Kingmaker but I just struggle, the characters are fairly uninteresting and I remember there being quite a lot of trash fights, which BG3 feels like it lacks. Every time I get into a fight in BG3, it feels important. Only when I went back to the goblin camp to kill the stragglers did I start just throwing out basic attacks to roll through small guard patrols.

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.1589 del
In this house, we BULK :)
>the characters are fairly uninteresting and I remember there being quite a lot of trash fights
Yea the story of Kingmaker was... Mid at best tbh. WotR has better story imo but I haven't finished it yet so maybe it becomes a trashfire in the second half. There's a bunch of fights that are there just to pad things out, but I dunno, it's more of an old crpg design and I don't feel it that bad.
You can't really have every fight be a challenge or a new gimmick. Well you can but then you're making a mod for NWN that took like 10+ years to develop and still isn't finished afaik.

Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.1590 del
Hello nekos sorry for not showing up for the latest movienights, had to write some huuuge science dings and having to battle all this crap software including microsoft word was super stressful.
All in all my article sucks, but hey, I finished it with 6 minutes to spare :D
Now I have one more week to make a cute poster about it and present it, I'll boot up photoshop and channel my inner Boniposta.

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.1591 del
Rise and shine, nekos. É hora de COMER
> I finished it with 6 minutes to spare :D
a win is a win and you haven't missed anything important so don't worry

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.1592 del
I did a complete exhale and ab flex and checked my side profile and for the first time in my developed life I thought that I looked shockingly thin
>70.2 kg
So close yet so far

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.1593 del
>6 minutes to spare
In my circles we call it "and then I've had the time to take a coffee break too"
>I'll boot up photoshop and channel my inner Boniposta
Good luck workaholicneko :)
>É hora de COMER
It's definitely not an hour of coomer BUDDY
>shockingly thin
DC, still bulking (cope)

Attaching a niu funky

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.1594 del
Remember guys, cleaning your room is indeed considered cardio and Peterson is confirmed to be a gains goblin and a crab.

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.1595 del
Ate a grilled sandwich which was incredibly disappointing
Ate some fish which was nice
Verdict: 4/10 breakfast, regret eating it. cant believe I waited like 20 hours for that

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.1596 del
yeah this is why I dont clean my room. I knew it would ruin my gains

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.1597 del
At least the fish was good :)
Good. (Attaching)

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.1599 del
>I Lost Wait.
Well, you better go FIND IT HAHAHAHAHAHA

Glad your day is good, all the fus are uploading this week, life is wonderful indeed.

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.1600 del
I haven't been able to get that H O T T O G O audio out of my head for days.

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.1601 del
Video for the day.

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.1602 del
no clue what audio that is

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.1603 del
Already watched it. Way ahead of you.

I'm so fucking retarded. I've pulled some neck muscle while doing wide grip pullups. It's not anything really bad but I bet it'll take at least 2-3 days till I'm able to do pullups/handstand pushups again...

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.1604 del
Why are you tensing your neck whilst doing pullups?

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.1605 del
>I'm so fucking retarded.
Probably why. I dunno really, bad position, not used to wide grips since I haven't done them in a while, who knows. My form isn't that great probably anyway but that was just dumb af.
Should've just let myself rest today since I was tired anyway, or just done cardio, now I'm gonna be in mild annoyance pain instead...

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.1606 del
Speaking of pushups, how is this going?
Youve got 11h and 40 minutes left

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.1607 del
No, I have 2 days left. I have done my 38 for the past 2 days, so I have another 2 evenings of 38.

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.1608 del
I've had a perfect thing cooked up during dinner, but you actually did the second series.
112 pushups to gooo
112 pushups to go

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.1609 del
I've had a perfect thing cooked up during dinner, but you actually did the second series.
112 pushups to gooo
112 pushups to go

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.1610 del
Lmao how did that happen, I got disconnected, it didn't refresh, post somehow went through though and I double posted...

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.1611 del
doubleposterneko... this is what we, in the industry, call an EPIC FAIL

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.1612 del
Stop making fun of my BAD INTERNET OKAY?
I'm suffering here with my 3rd world ISP and YOURE LAUGHING

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.1613 del
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>Now I have one more week to make a cute poster about it
Checked my e-mail and it's actually tomorrow morning xDDDDD
Slept till 4pm, no template, no fotochópi, will have to skip frisbee, ran out of goodfus to attach to this post, it's so over.

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.1614 del
anything I can do to help with the shoppando?

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.1615 del
>it's so over
It is not over until tomorrow morning neko. We believe in you, you can do it.

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.1616 del
The powerlifting general /plg/ on fit has an OP header of Hachikuji
zased or chazzed? (chazzed is a new term which is equivalent if not greater than cringe, locked, coal and the likes as it carries the air of an act such as donating $200 to a streamer like midshi)

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.1617 del
ok im officially quitting neko,
i get nothing but harassment from the nekos,
and now they're lying that i ever donated to midshi,
im going back to nekochen.net where people appreciate me,

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:37 [Preview] No.1618 del
finally someone else will post on nekochen with me, I have been all alone over there for saauuuuuuuuur long

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.1619 del
zased and chazzed (because of Nanami)
>im going back to nekochen.net
I have looked at it... Yea pretty grim tbh famalam. I would rather get bullied personally.

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.1620 del
>bingo anon still making posts on the neko graveyard

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.1621 del
Thanks neko, but from my research (watching youtube while eating lunch) it seems like it's really easy to make a decent poster on powerpoint? Considering I already have all the text and graphs from yesterday's article it looks like all I have to do is make a bunch of text-boxes and paste my stuff in there, might actually be done before dinner time (clueless)
The printing store will be flooded the moment it opens and I'll only be done past the deadline, it's so truly over.
Nooo don't leave neko your so cool haha

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.1622 del
When I had to make a poster, getting it printed at a print store was like £40, so I said fuck it, I'll print it in the library. It wouldn't print, so I had to print it as 4 individual bits of paper, all of which printed with white borders, cut and stuck it together.

In the room of 200 other students presenting posters... I was the ONLY one that had to cut and stick it together, everyone else managed an A3 poster in one...

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.1623 del
no anime today


Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.1624 del
Yea but what's more important is have you seen the BEST CARDSHARING SERVICE?
>it's so truly over
I hope you will still somehow make it.
>cut and stuck it together
That's so funny, I wouldn't even care, your poster would actually probably be the most looked at by me just because it stands out and I root for underdogs.
>no anime today

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.1625 del
I lasted 23 seconds. Powerful YCYL material

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:56 [Preview] No.1626 del
>check out this
Is this like some 4chan thing? Sounds like that one song about not being able to write good songs or sing.
>I need to photoshop me and my friends out of the picture
Don't worry :) I would never laugh at you even if you doxxed yourself :)
I definitely would

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 16:58 [Preview] No.1627 del
I can find a picture of it, give me a minute, I need to photoshop me and my friends out of the picture

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.1628 del
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Mine will be free after I say the secret word to the copystore clerk :3 But I'll have to stick it together like yours, as the poster has to be A2 and they only print A3's at best...
Very nice poster, I'd be very happy if mine ends up looking like that, but I have way less text and many more ebin images (going to fill my paper with pictures that I got with those billion money microscopes that amplify up to 5000x, they explain absolutely nothing of what I did but they're really cool to look at)

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.1629 del
Chef's kiss lmao.
>Lasius niger

Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.1630 del