Knew it was coming.

Now who gets to make love to the body first?


I call dibs.

>>213
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normally I'd cheer but the furries are getting too strong and we need anybody remotely more sane to join forces

wew

>>3288
Hmmmmmmmmm... My sympathy lies with the purple one despite the look but I guess she is hated now for some stupid show happening? Also, what's with all your faggy e-celebs blocking chris chan? is he next

>>3289
You mean twilicorn?
And I don't give a fuck about ecelebs or what they do

>>197

/pone/ here, I accidently found this site when trying to find a working 8ch.net link to /pone/ on my phone.

I must say I am rather disgusted, but i still saved the picture for later since i think even this picture can serve a purpose.

>>211
She just looks more like a real woman. What's wrong with that?

This is not a pony, and I am not ok with it

They are a fantastic image-board artistic endeavor. I would like to say they are something new, but the general form has been around since the early days, after undergraduates gained access to campus email systems. Quick drawn minimalistic art is the best. Drawn quests have an advantage over plain text. Pony quests should be fun, but the few I've tried (elsewhere) to jump in on rapidly dived into what was maximally edgy and obscene. Not that I'm looking for something that could run scene for scene and word for word as an actual televised episode, but damn. I one day hope I can trick a pony into thinking that I am a machine. I will use this as a way to leverage myself into a position where they're just ok with me fucking them because they think I am a robot.
Then, I will slowly have them become emotionally attached to me as many people do with objects that can talk back to them
And finally, once they can't live without me, I will have secured my waifu.
Its the perfect plan. I am also hinging on the fact that she's a retard to pull this off.

first landmark of my faggotry on the /End/

>>165
Let's keep boopin and see what happens.

>>174
>1,2,3,4,5,6

>Be me,
>get zero

I think I win.

Do I win a qt3.14159 Anthrohorse?

This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals–sounds that say listen to this, it is important.

Attributed to Gary Provost

>>179
more like GAY Provost xDDD

Someone just told me that greentext (their first exposure) prevented the reader from connecting with the characters.

As a writer (and avide reader of only-) character driven, 1st-person POV works, this friend "couldn't do" greentext.

Another friend said it gives them a headache.
>Be me
>Be 17yo girl

"Well, I'm neither" they would reply
And stop reading because it made their head hurt too much.

What do you say in response to someone who "wants to connect with the characters" ?

>>188
huh

>>182
Did you know, Rare Donk, that in Japan you can find beer brewed from yams?

It's blue. Like your balls.

yes

whats a yamyams?

>>186
>whats a yamyams?

It is merely sufficient to say you are not, and nothing further need be said.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS

Couldn't they think up something besides my grandma's recipe? its like they're not even trying.

A slice of sharp cheddar on warm apple pie.

This will exceed cake.

>>77

While I acknowledge your repeating digits, your pie is a little bitch.