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The America Appreciation Thread Bear 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No. 1247
Mostly ghetto ebonics songs, redneck only in america memes and the most cringe homo/woke shit bc America does it best my [N WORD].

Let's begin with a lovely song that is a heartfelt tale of a man and the love he shares with his chums.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1PjGL2qBUEY [Embed]


Bear 07/01/2023 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.1252 del
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This goes here.

When you're American:
Your boat:

Yes that's 4x 5.7L V8's with 350 horses each and two American flags.


Alice 07/01/2023 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.1254 del
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Niggars


Bear 07/01/2023 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.1256 del
Just load the dog, the beer and the guns and ur ready for the desert!


Bear 07/01/2023 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.1257 del
>>1254

Inb4 2023 fo sho, [N WORD]s nowadaysso fucking semsitive. My favorite part was when Dave said allthis racism was killing him inside. Amazing.


Bear 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.1259 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aNFIRV1I3bo [Embed]

How the president really talks, American


Tamamo 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.1295 del
Every country in the world belongs to America


Bear 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.1297 del
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The mentally ill: I identify Clown/Clownself.

American Left: Stunning and brave (applause)


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Bear 07/03/2023 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.1299 del
Also America:

Girl's gotta hustle:
Paypigs gotta pay:


Bear 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.1307 del
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Happy 4th of July, Independence Day! A day leftist progressives and ABC mafia haven't tried to destroy or rename for sensitivity or equity reasons yet. Yay! You suck England!


Alice 07/04/2023 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.1308 del
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Oh yeah, today Americans celebrate the 27th anniversary of becoming independent from evil aliens. Big achievement!


Bear 07/04/2023 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.1311 del
>>1308
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Itbc12qXr30 [Embed]

Get that boi some sphaget!


Bear 07/09/2023 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.1359 del
When Disney buys the rights to Harry potter remake.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ASpeXXyyEwg [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J5xi-hMau4s [Embed]


The good old days Bear 07/20/2023 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.1497 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=URwmZq70_DU [Embed]


Anonymous 07/20/2023 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.1499 del
>>1497
lol first comment
>I had no idea that Japanese soldiers were so friendly, helpful, cooperative and easy to capture.

love those old movies


Alice 07/23/2023 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.1524 del
>>1497
Movie needs a final scene where they all have a tea party singing and dancing together Wizard of Oz style for maximum realism.

>1500
...and that's how WWII ended. Also nice get


Bear 07/24/2023 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.1532 del
That's America

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MjcS5h0hsdg [Embed]


Bear 07/25/2023 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.1536 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=teIbh8hFQos [Embed]

I love America


Bear 07/25/2023 (Tue) 20:28 [Preview] No.1543 del
>>1542

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-KoXt9pZLGM [Embed]

Or idk this?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY [Embed]


Tamamo 07/26/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.1544 del
>>1543
Very Deutsch


Yakumo 07/26/2023 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.1548 del
>>1543
>Jan Böhmermann
One of the most disgusting leftist agitators we have, disguising his anti-German political agenda as 'comedy'.

Also that didn't age well, it's a parody of Rammstein Singer Till Lindemann who's accused of drugging, beating and raping his groupies. Video still accurately portraits German militant 'tolerance'.

>It's perfectly legal for them to do whatever they fuck they want to do
Lmao, question the 6 millions as almost 93 year old granny and you go to jail indefinitely because you're a grave danger for democracy
https://www.dw.com/en/germany-93-year-old-holocaust-denier-sent-back-to-jail/a-61336650

Or be sentenced for mass murder at age 97 because as teen girl you've been working as a secretary in a concentration camp 80 years ago. Progressive!
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/dec/20/nazi-camp-secretary-irmgard-furchner-stutthof-germany

>Freedom of speech
Haha yeah you can say funny swear words on TV but only to white people and commoners. You will get your home searched and a prison sentence if you insult someone browner than you - or a politician. Hate crime! German police is very active patrolling social media for xenophobic remarks every time some sandnigger rapes and kills a local girl or random people on the street.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2021/09/09/pimmelgate-german-politician-police-raid/
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/23/technology/germany-internet-speech-arrest.html

But the commies have dug their own grave by importing sandniggers from the worst warzones around the globe. They will turn this place into a more repressive regime than Afghanistan and Iran combined.


Bear 07/26/2023 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.1549 del
>>1548

I think your rant lacks nuances required to appreciate the diversity experienced here.

Yes, there are goofy af politicians here and it's a growing culture of idiocracy, blatent bribery, and pandering. But better than most places still, so I'll stay. If I'm staying I'll keep my trad values. Like idk decency and respect. It's too much to ask for lately for many.

My hatred for humans doesn't go as far as those who are decent and respectful. I coukd care less what color they are or what they believe.


Bear 07/26/2023 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.1551 del
Even Marilyn is classier than the average person in America today.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FJWkmMGCy4w [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gKV-l2-GTcc [Embed]

This guy was based before based was a thing.


Anonymous 07/27/2023 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No.1555 del
>>1551
yeah, wasn't he blamed for mass shootings together with vidya games in the us? i remember seeing one interview with him and he gave one of the most reasonable answers i've ever heard


Bear 07/27/2023 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.1556 del
>>1555

By today's standards he's the most normal and reasonable man in the US. They used to call people like that "a real straight shooter".


This is America, bitch please, I can't wait for you to slip up. Bear 08/03/2023 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.1603 del
Every Monday the same thing:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY [Embed]

Another classic
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yK8HfzDlOD4 [Embed]


Bear 08/05/2023 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.1613 del
I want 2008 back... :( It was so cool back then.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tWbLkXhGEmo [Embed]


Anonymous 08/05/2023 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.1616 del
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>>1603
>this is america


Bear 08/05/2023 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.1619 del
>>1616

Link to vid is demanded immediately!


Alice 08/06/2023 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.1630 del
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>>1613
Yep those were merrier times. But the times before were the merriest


Bear 08/06/2023 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.1631 del
>>1630

Video no workie 4me


Tamamo 08/07/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.1632 del
>>1631
I think it's just a pic

>>1630
>>1631
Works for me, oh man when and where could you air a show like this??


Tamamo 08/07/2023 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.1633 del
Oops I meant
>>1616
Is just a pic


Anonymous 08/07/2023 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.1635 del
>>1630
lmao this is great

>>1619
yeah it's just a drawing


Bear 08/09/2023 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.1650 del
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Alice 08/17/2023 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.1692 del
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Bear 08/17/2023 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.1699 del
>>1692

That's totally me in my day job. Anything to avoid chit chat.


Bear 08/21/2023 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.1736 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z3TRoU3Pgg4 [Embed]

Only in America


Ofc we know 2012 was the pinnacle of civilization Bear 08/31/2023 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.1836 del


Yakumo 08/31/2023 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.1838 del
>>1836
In hindsight it's almost surreal how peacefully boring everything was 10 years ago.


Bear 09/03/2023 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.1855 del
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It's not just America but we need a culling nonetheless.

No, it's not glandular, no it's not big bones, it may be a disease, but even if it is a mental illness you should still be fined and taxed for the burden on society. End yourself you fucking donut punching Discord moderator.

[Ashley] Bear has a special place in his heart for the overweight, he was abused by two of them as a child so it figures.


Erstens sind sie Nazis Bear 09/03/2023 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.1856 del
https://youtu.be/7tJNP_Vv94g?si=cfv40z6yEN7sRz7P

Only Americans would joke about this.


Alice 09/03/2023 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.1857 del
I'd rather say everyone but Germans would joke about this.

I can't understand what's it saying in the beginning. 'Wir dürfen keine [unintelligible] sein!' The Reichsflugscheibe is a nice extra touch. Too bad it's fake, wish companies had the balls to make such commercials nowadays.


IDEK BEAR 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.1900 del
I don't know what this is, but it's genius, and I know from genius bc me, I'm one ofc.

https://youtu.be/zovrM0LdrZ0?si=hkepcB_slTjaqo1i


Alice 09/08/2023 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.1907 del
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>>1855
This. Being obese needs to become socially inacceptable and outright illegal. It's also a sign of having a weak mind and character. Being fat, poor and dumb often go hand in hand.

>>1900
The fuck is this that guy's way more creepy than any raptor. which was covered in feathers btw and probably looked like an oversized pheasant, not as cool as in the movie.


Bear 09/08/2023 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.1910 del
>>1907

I'm so happy they're finally not depicting dinosaurs like plucked chickens anymore. Seriously stupid how they were showing them and we knew this when I was a wee little cub. Fucking finally not listening to the mongoloids anymore.


Bear 09/10/2023 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.1916 del
My first girlfriend had a beaver that was a little harry the first time I saw it, but she shaved it afterwards with a little heart patch, it was very cute.

https://youtu.be/QSHd2rnkRTE?si=2CinE2eoVbRsEXkN


Tamamo 09/11/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.1923 del
Haha looks like some children's book! Brazilian hairless beavers are a very western thing, uncommon here.


Bear 09/11/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.1924 del
>>1923

I don't mind that. better a little fuzz than razor burn

...

Someone finally gets it.

https://youtu.be/curivoKi4Fc?si=QC0ejL9_U43fokN-


Bear 09/11/2023 (Mon) 22:49 [Preview] No.1932 del
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>>1928

Happy "the real killer" 9/11


Alice 09/12/2023 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.1936 del
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Bear 09/12/2023 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.1938 del
>>1936

If someone special asked me to I would otherwise I'm wild and wooly, so I don't expect a girl to be bare either.


Alice 09/13/2023 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.1941 del
>>1938
>I'm wild and wooly
I do not think I needed that much info. Let's leave it at this and get back to 9/11. Yes, that's much better. Thinking that George Dubya could pull off something like this is an insult to Sheik Usama.


Bear 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.1983 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE [Embed]

It only took me my entire adult life but I finally found this song and I had no idea it was about the homeless. Totally disappointed. Shit that girl in the beginning closeup looks hot but then she backs up and oof. Big oof.


Bear 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.1984 del
>>1983

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QMzLNr9MC3I [Embed]

Oh fuck yeah, much better.


Alice 09/17/2023 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.1985 del
>>1983
>disgusting noise
>niggers
>gypsy woman


Bear 10/16/2023 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.2266 del


Anonymous 10/16/2023 (Mon) 20:44 [Preview] No.2269 del
>>2266
lol its reverse isekai the hero is killed and reincarnates as a nigger in the ghetto


Bear 10/16/2023 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.2270 del
>>2269

Could be worse, could be born in Gaza rn.


Bear 11/23/2023 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.2558 del


Autumn 11/23/2023 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.2559 del
Happy Colonizers Appropriation and Subjugation feast!

[Bear] I'm teaching her well.


When AI is American Bear 11/25/2023 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.2570 del
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And they design for Chevy.

God Bless US, it's majestic.


Anonymous 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.2582 del
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>>2570
No cybertruck?


Bear 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.2584 del
>>2582

Don't insult me with your all electric environmental disasters.


Alice 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.2588 del
>>2586
Keep God out of California


Bear 11/26/2023 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.2591 del
>>2588

High cringe content, that's my job! >:(


If Alice was American Bear 12/01/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.2618 del
Here's some class A bullshit cringe for you Alice

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uw_hZfH5Ukc [Embed]


Alice 12/01/2023 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.2621 del
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>>2618
Heh, not bad - if only there weren't so many...


Anonymous 12/02/2023 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.2624 del
>>2621
lmao the white girl behind foxxy


Bear 12/02/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.2630 del
>>2621

Another version, makes me yearn for war.

https://youtu.be/srjLwgtcxYo?si=dvYJMArJPa6TS8pR


Alice 12/02/2023 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.2633 del
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>>2630
>no niggers
based


Bear 12/03/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.2642 del
>>2633

MOAR!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3QCA7EbcGSQ [Embed]


Bear 12/03/2023 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.2643 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6cmg75bgkkg [Embed]

This is entertaining to me. You're all foreigners so I wouldn't think you'd understand.

[Ashley] I must be a foriegner then


Alice 12/03/2023 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.2648 del
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literally me


Bear 12/04/2023 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.2650 del
>>2648

That's un-American to be so far off topic.

The renecks eye you strangely...

These men are all in their 20's, and they've huffed a lot of thinner.


Alice 12/04/2023 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.2655 del
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>>2650
Hey now, you started posting ShigureUI videos. Also huffing thinner isn't very American either, it's mostly Romanian culture.

Here, have a 100% made in USA covid mask.


Bear 12/09/2023 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.2707 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o20DEyq_bzA [Embed]

It's still technically American, though we'd gladly kick that whiney racist bitch out and her ex husband Kanye too.


Bear 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.2841 del
Autumn is very good at keeping the BodyOS in check. She's like the BOS whisperer without saying a word.

[Ashley] Flipping silence, she understands that the BodyOS doesn't need words, it needs discipline and direction. Amazing. I didn't have that knowledge when I did this nonsense babysitting.


Bear 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.2842 del
>>2841

Dangit I clicked the wrong one.


Bear 01/10/2024 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.2993 del
You can't get more American than this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bsXI70F4r1k [Embed]


Anonymous 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:31 [Preview] No.3000 del
>>2993
russia tier
no wait even soviet washing machines were superior to this abomination


Bear 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.3001 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qmTAo5_q2l0 [Embed]

Brings a tear to my American eye, with pride, not the gay kind of pride, the American kind of pride, those gay type bastards ain't American... well technically they are, but... well, as long as they're not in your face about it it's fine with me, I don't judge those limp-wristed, fruity, brown ring lickers. I guess they're ok.

[Ashley] Just stop already.


Bear 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.3002 del
>>3001


https://youtube.com/watch?v=qmTAo5_q2l0 [Embed]

Oh, so you can't paste the time stamp? Well shit, go to 5:10


Alice 01/11/2024 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.3005 del
>>3000
checked


Alice 01/11/2024 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.3010 del
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>>3002
>Oh, so you can't paste the time stamp? Well shit, go to 5:10
Or - how about this crazy haxxor trick:
Just run the vid through ffmpeg which takes 2 sec instead of feeding jewtube with clicks


Ashley 01/12/2024 (Fri) 00:08 [Preview] No.3011 del
>>3010
>just do a bunch of stuff *unnecessary racism*


I think this is one of those cases where Bear just doesn't want to do things and plays dumb.


Bear 01/17/2024 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.3062 del
What Americans are really like behind the scenes:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_HGLcIXte00 [Embed]


Alice 01/17/2024 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.3063 del
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>>3011
>*unnecessary racism*
Racism is never unnecessary, my friend!


Alice 01/17/2024 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.3065 del


Bear 01/17/2024 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.3068 del
>>3065

Seriously. A single fast food meal is basically your entire caloric necessity but zero nutritional value.


Bear 01/18/2024 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.3072 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6rU2BDj4Sq0 [Embed]

Ain't nothing wrong with this commercial until you play it again from the beginning. If you're Alice there's still nothing wrong obviously.


Alice 01/18/2024 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.3076 del
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>>3072
>Niggers
Based.
Also isn't the whole chicken nugget thing itself racist?


Bear 01/20/2024 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.3092 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rjab8fanzHc [Embed]


Alice 01/20/2024 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.3093 del
>>3092
What do US immigration laws say about tuppers? Do they have to be declared at customs?


Bear 01/20/2024 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.3098 del
>>3093

They're illegal I'm afraid. Yeah they'd have to surgically remove them, so shhhhh!


Alice 01/21/2024 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.3103 del
>>3098
Good thing I'll never set a foot into your country anyway. Host would immediately be arrested and sent to Guantanamo for not having any Social Media accounts and generally acting suspicious.


Alice 01/21/2024 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.3104 del
You're going to the mall with your Bestie when a fat Niggress siddenly grabs the little girl's head and slams her into a glass screen.
Your reaction?


Bear 01/22/2024 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.3105 del
>>3104

People tend to lose their nerve around me, can't imagine why. If it happens, believe me, I wouldn't be said [NWOR]ress' biggest problem. You see, I am there and I am capable to some extent, 100kg of muscle and towering a head over most people, looking like a marine or a pro-player as I am, I'm not an easy mark. However, if said strumpet was stupid enough or just not aware of the association to me and did it anyway, then, like I said, she'd not survive it and it wouldn't be by my hands nor would it be a "fair" fight, there would be no fight.

The girls I escort, my friends, are pretty little gangsters with loads of money and connections. They don't need brawn or weapons, and neither brawn nor weapons could stop them. How do you fight what you don't see, who you couldn't know and have never met before?

If I was alone with Bestie that's a different story. Here's how I picture it going down.

The weirdo pushes her head into the glass. I grab Bestie and look around to see who she's with, she could be with a large gang for all I know, this may be a plant to get me to "hit first" and get that on camera so they can go to town, direct assault could be a death sentence for me, so I'd pull Bestie close and get between her and the weirdo and look down at her to see what she's doing. If she just laughs like a clown and starts retreating, whip out phone and record, follow her safely, get as much information as I can, say nothing, do nothing else. Again, I'd have to be especially aware if she was going back to her gang, I wouldn't leave the safety of the mall flock. Last thing I want is a news anchor pushing a microphone in front of her or me, we'd leave immediately afterward. Witnesses would likely be confused as to what even happened.

Based on the evidence collected, weirdo would get what she deserves eventually. What she couldn't know is I roll with vicious animals, sociopathic zealots to their own kind, ruthless, intelligent, unforgiving monsters. You see us and you may be intimidated by me, but you don't understand that I'm the least among them. They don't do things that can be traced. They work the long game. This woman wouldn't know who or why or what is happening, just a long series of unfortunate bad luck leading to her destruction; death by a thousand cuts.

If she tries to pick a fight, I'd scream like a monster, loud and hard and long as I can and I have some big lungs. Everyone from 100 yards would wonder wtf is going on. I'd just continue to scream like I was going to die while protecting bestie. This lady would lose whatever game she was playing, no one expects that from someone like me and that's the point. Don't be easily played, don't be an easy mark, be confusing, say nothing, just scream LOUD and I would be having so much fun believe me, I'll try not to laugh. At that point mall security would separate the parties and we'd tell our side of it. She'd lose any case period, my lawyers are not the kind regular people can afford and they'd work for free for me.

Let's go deeper. She stabs Bestie. Assuming she still has the knife, I'd have to overwhelm her and it would be over quickly. Either I die or she does. I'd be lauded and revered by my friends for that one. (even moreso) She would have to die, sliced through, gutted, an unfortunate accident while trying to protect myself and my young friend. To the best of my ability.

Anyway, these are all just fun thought exercises, when it happens I'll let you know what happens. I've told you other stories, I could tell you a few more of the kind of thing that did happen.


Bear 01/22/2024 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.3106 del
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>>3104

This is fun, let's continue.

Here's reality. Bestie is always and I mean ALWAYS sandwiched between me and someone else AT ALL TIMES. I wouldn't be alone with her in this situation, there's always someone with more free time than me around. I'm usually there to act as a witness and lookout. My friends are paranoid to say it mildly. Though it may happen, it's just very rare, but we covered that base already above.

So I'm there with one of my little light-weight, innocent looking friends and this happens. I simply protect Bestie, that's the end of my involvement. I keep her safe, get her safe, and that's all I need to be concerned with. That's my job and it's unforgivable to do anything else. I am told not to engage period and believe me if I did, I'd be in trouble with them too.

Exactly what they do would be well planned and choreographed. I would guess if it was my exgf, then there would be a fight. If it was Bestie's mom, it would be unpredictable by me. My exgf is the alpha of the group as she was born to be, but her sister is just as ruthless, she's the one who instructed me to scream and she's used that before to great effect. There are two different strategies, one to eliminate witnesses and one to get as many around you as possible.

If it was the narcissist it would be verbal battle no odd woman could possibly win. Again, it would involve gaining as many witnesses as possible since the narcissist is a very smol person. I know these strategies also from the fact that they're constantly grilling Bestie and Bestie is kind of a pacifist which is a great disappointment to them all. That's why she's in BJJ, to train her instincts, make it automatic.

So she was at school the oither day and there's an asshole boy who used to bully her but he bullied a lot of people. Well he came walking up looking for trouble and she stuck out her elbow as if going for his throat and he stopped and walked away.

That's not BJJ, that's something I taught her lol. I asked her about it and she said, "I was just stretching. (wink)" damn


Anonymous 01/22/2024 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.3107 del
>>3104
fucked up but still harmless prank. in western europe she'd get stabbed to death by 10 arabs

i often think i can take care of myself but what if youre with a girl or even child and get attacked? cant even run away.

i'd like to say it doesnt happen here bc we dont have niggers or arabs but it does. some nutjob kidnapped a 9yo girl some weeks ago and locked her in his garage for 2 days before police got him. was some lunatic who also stole other peoples cats and dogs and kept them in cages. so its good for kids to train self defense and how not to end up in some cellar.


Bear 01/27/2024 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.3128 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CpB2dmIA-lA [Embed]

A phenomenal job.


Tamamo 01/28/2024 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.3129 del
>>3128
Haha wtf is this


Bear 02/08/2024 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.3187 del
Typical day at the minimart in America:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hXU6bdymHL4 [Embed]

Make America crazy again. These are the people who won WWII, god help us.


Alice 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.3190 del
>>3187
I can't deal with insane people. Seriously. For once I sympathize with the niggers running the store.

You know there once was a time when such creatures were swiftly removed from premises. Permanently.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aktion_T4


Bear 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.3191 del
>>3190

I wish.

Dr. Alice Chan, without you this site is very slow, I can only blog so much.


America, best country ever! Bear 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.3195 del
So as you know, I've done everything, but kitchen work isn't one of those things, however, my exgf did, she worked at Burger King and for the state college during college and I heard horror stories that makes this video seem like a parody in the other direction. Much much worse. See, here in America, the objective is to offer the lowest quality product people can huff down their maw, and as long as it's loaded with fat, salt and sugar, the big three food groups, it could be basically cardboard and no one would notice. I should make a video for you that shows what a chicken nugget looks like, it's pink slime sponge with cardboard.

She would make tuna sandwiches that were absolutely delicious, because she actually cared about food safety, but her fellow employees were about as lax as it gets.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-u_P0_yWLhM [Embed]


Tamamo 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.3199 del
>>3187
>>3195
US is both amazing and scary. Maybe you do have a bit too much freedom? The first vid is unthinkable here. About food safety I'm not too sure, sometimes it's better not to know.


Bear 02/10/2024 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.3201 del
>>3199

China might have us beat, I don't think anyone is reconstituting oil out of the sewer here. Food is still really cheap even if it doubled in price in two years.

BTW, it is true that we just had inflation that doubled everything's price without exaggeration. The way people have accomplished this is two fold, one our idiotic crypt keeper president gave everyone tones of money, like so much money that people bought up everything to the breaking point. Of course I didn't see a dime because I make too much money. Two everyone is given debt here like water, everyone is typically balls deep in credit card debt at shark loan prices. It's going to all come crashing down and I'm going to be giddy as a schoolgirl when these fuckers lose everything. I'll spit in the fat little faces of these entitled pigs. I can't fucking wait. It's not an if, it's a when and I believe it has to be just after the election or just before. That is going to coincide with the start of the war. There's no turning back now.

A Bear can dream anyway.


Yakumo 02/10/2024 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.3202 del
>>3201
It's more or less the same here. Germany spends tens of billions on social welfare per year, at least half of which is fraud. With covid lockdown aids, literally billions ended up in the middle east because arabs made up fake businesses and collected the aid. But Germans want it that way. We pay 12 billions for 'development aid' in shithole countries per year, we're financing bicycle lanes in Peru, campaigns for positive masculinity in Uganda, improving road surfaces in Tanzania, company cars for Nigerian parlamentarians. It's no joke. Even the people in those countries themselves say this is for nothing, the money disappears oin the pockets of corrupt politicians and buerocrats. Does that make Germany spend less? Nope, because that would be right wing extremism.

But don't get your hopes up, there will be no big bang. The financial system is vodoo magic, actually always was. Some counrties like Argentina live with permanent 3digit inflation rates. It will be a slow demise of the west but no implosion.


Bear 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.3205 del
>>3202

>no implosion

Bitch please. I lived through 2001 and 2008 its overdue. (I was just a cub in 2001 tho, still it was a huge crash). Ever heard of the dot com bust? The gold bubble? The real-estate collapse? The great recession? And more before my time. I'm not saying it will go to zero, I'm not a doomer, but a "market correction of significance" is long past due and look at the fucking financials before you run you bitch mouth fool! We're poised m'fucka, poised I say! Mind the gap. But listen you and I are still just cherubs, we won't care if the stock market is halved we won't care if our 401k becomes a 201k because we will still be working like plebs when it recovers in 5 years.

Mark my words, we will see hardship in our lifetime and it won't all be a slow burn. Get yo shit together mate.


Yakumo 02/11/2024 (Sun) 22:33 [Preview] No.3208 del
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>>3205
And?
2001, 2008 and 2020 were absolute nothingburgers. Did you lose money on the stock market in the long run? I certainly didn't. Alice is still mad because we could have made a real fortune, like several millions, and wasted the opportunity but it was no net loss. Diversify, don't fall for meme investments and you will emerge richer from every crisis. It's really not that hard. Lumi once gave the advice to invest in S&P 500. Probably best idea the lad ever had. S&P increased 5-fold since the 2008 low. So call me when civilization breaks down and tthe dead pile up in the streets. Nothing will happen. At least not anytime soon. Western civilization will slowly be eroded by foreign invaders but that's our fault, not theirs.


Anonymous 02/12/2024 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.3212 del
>>3208
>absolute nothingburgers

Meanwhile...


Bear 02/12/2024 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.3213 del
>>3208
>>3212

Forgot mag name.

No I made tons of money bc had rich relatives that threw money at me bc my mom was so far in debt she could never recover. She died in the red.

For 2001, no I didn't see any action bc too smol, but 2008 I put money from inheritance in the market $12,000 invested.

That investment ia still in an IRA, should have been a college fund but u know, stupid. Anyway, didn't spend it for college and now it's like 200k or something. I'll have to look. My 401k is a separate thing, that's not on the same order, but again, can't spend it unless I want yo give half to taxes and fees.

I'm poised to put cash in when it drops. If it never drops again, well fuck me, but I'll bet it does. 25% at least. As you know, I made some cash over the summer and I had more. It's going in.

If gold comes back down, do'll that too.


Bear 03/25/2024 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.3714 del
>>3658

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PdsVRegEJTA [Embed]


Alice 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.3716 del
>>3714
Not bad but mine is better!


Bear 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.4339 del
America if liberals never existed.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aeL9gagV_VA [Embed]

This and probably a slave class that picks strawberries... wait


The brain rot is accelerating Bear 06/06/2024 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.4541 del
You know you've been hanging around gen A too much when you you can hear these words in their original form without trying.

-Skibidi toilet
-erm what the sigma
-gegagedigeda o
Honorable mention:
-number one victory royale

This shit is like tapeworm eggs in the brain.


Alice 06/07/2024 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.4557 del
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>>4541
I have no idea what any of that means and I intend to keep it this way. Is that what Bestie talks about?

Host only hangs out with gen X or literal boomers.
Wait no, neighborhood loli asked him something about some new monster movie for kids or something. Too bad, we don't watch movies and are completely detached from any worldly worries, trends or fashions. Feels good man.


Really Big Flag Bear 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.5062 del
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If this is real holy fuck that's a big ass flag.

I've never felt such national pride than to see a 100 story tall flag.


Anonymous 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.5079 del
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>>5062
its over


Bear 07/22/2024 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.5081 del
>>5080

Also FUCK Youtube, done.


Bear 07/23/2024 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.5104 del
>>5079
I fucking knew he was holding back.

Dude's been juicing. Well now he has more time for leg day.

Meanwhile Trump better not skip it. Dang, bros still look good in their 70's.


Bear 09/04/2024 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.5580 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kf4kqybpkdI [Embed]

God bless America


Bear 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.5699 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2DO8XubxJRw [Embed]

America as it should be. I sometimes feel like I'm missing out on the real American experience, you know, ignorance, addiction, rampant disease and abject poverty.


Tamamo 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.5700 del
>>5699
I thought you witnessed all that as a child?
US is so weird, such contrasts. But ok it is a huge country.


Bear 09/12/2024 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.5704 del
>>5700

Not swamp life, no rednecks in the beach community I grew up. No dinosaurs or alligators. We had surfers and snobs, soccor moms and Catholic Karens. Lots of drugs passed around, it was everywhere but I stayed out of that because my siblings had more than enough. Who needs moonshine when they have shrooms, acid, pot, cocaine, heroine, crack, then the prescription stuff and pills, uppers downers, ludes, molly, percoset, vicodin, valium, ambien, and so on.

I was poor, but we were in a rich neighborhood. My dad made today's equivalent of probably close to a mil a year but he died when I was 3 and left my mother a house and hot rod cars not much else. He didn't save it. She sold the artwork, cars, everything of value, went on SSI and food stamps, she'd ask for money from the relatives, could barely afford taxes and then we moved to a house worth 1/4 the amount inland in a reasonable new suburb where I went to HS. When I was in college the inheritance started rolling in from all the rich relatives. Got cars, cash, weird ass antiques like that smoothbore musket, first got an old 300TD with engine problems, then a suzuki? I think it was? One of those foriegn cars, definitely Suzuki Swift, tiny hatchback that I used for years, then I got cash and bought a 300zx. Awesome non-turbo one with tiny back seats. It was old though and eventually was burning so much oil it couldn't even idle right
.

Then I was given a toyota sedan that I still have, and bought my truck, had that forever. A volvo was briefly involved, no power, noisey, reliabile but I had too many cars so I sold it cheap.

I want an SUV but I don't want to spend 80k on it. I could but I'm too frugal. Maybe in 10 years if they still let us buy gas engines, those fuckers.

Fucking candidate says "it's the price of democracy" and that bitch is in the lead. I'd rather vote for a squirrel than idiots that think huge lithium batteries are good for the environment. Fuck

[Gwen] that's enough, let's not break my Bear.


Bear 09/16/2024 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.5753 del
Shit dude, it's unbearably cringe but awesome too.

[Ashley Panther] Yawn

I swear they're singing in German there somewhere.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ieV0OGHcKRo [Embed]


Alice 09/16/2024 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.5762 del
>>5753
Sounds Russian to me.
This is the German cringe version
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pJhiiA7qImY [Embed]


Bear 09/17/2024 (Tue) 02:58 [Preview] No.5763 del
>>5762
I love it but I don't speak German


Alice 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.5776 del
(74.31 MB 640x360 LOTW.webm)
>>5763
My apologies, I couldn't find a proper subtitled version yesterday so I made you one.

It's a masterpiece created by a bunch of students long ago, shortly after the movie came out. The scene with Gandalf and Frodo in the carriage is my favorite.


Bear 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.5777 del
>>5776

idky but when I tried to watch it, it lagged out and now is stuck in infinite loading then it plays a few seconds then again. so I tried to download and nope it kept getting stuck. It might be on my end, I've seen this before with video downloads

will try again


Anonymous 09/18/2024 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.5783 del
>>5777
nice triple7
i think the endchan servers not good with large files. took me like 50 tries to dl the video just click retry when the dl fails and it continues where it stopped.

germans sure are crazy but you gotta admire their productivity. nice soundtrack too.


Theatrically Accurate America Bear 09/20/2024 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.5796 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hAXuN5wIkvA [Embed]


Bearism 10/02/2024 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.5934 del
>>5776
Peace through strength

Unity through war!

Lets get them japs and nazis!


Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 21:46 [Preview] No.5935 del
>>5704
>Fucking candidate says "it's the price of democracy" and that bitch is in the lead.

She's really not if you see the statistics of new republican voters (way up) vs democrat voters (down), although the media would like you to think she is popular.


Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.5938 del
>>5935
isnt that all irrelevant? in the end a few thousand voters in swing states will decide the election. such a weird voting system

>the media would like you to think she is popular
more a quetion of whos slightly less unpopular. theyre both a nightmare

whats your bet on jimmy carter? will he live to election day to vote for kamala? he already looks like some egyptian mummy. how is he even gonna cast his vote? oh wait - dead people voting is normal on the USA


Ashley 10/02/2024 (Wed) 22:46 [Preview] No.5941 del
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>>5935
>>5938

When Anon talks to Anon


Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.5942 del
>>5941
everyone should be anon

srsly i thought
>>5935
was Bear


Bear 10/02/2024 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.5943 del
>>5942

Nope, it was a free radical anon. I will always say it's me unless it's about anal rape, then that Ashley.

[Ashley] hey! What?! No!


Alice 10/03/2024 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.5948 del
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>>5938
That's clearly a CPR Dummy!
The real Jimmy Carter died decades ago. Nobody lives to 100, it's all pension fraud.


Anonymous 10/06/2024 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.5974 del
>>5948
lmao


God Bless America Bear 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.6207 del
>>5941

So American you can smell it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cROBytncJyo [Embed]


Anonymous 10/24/2024 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.6219 del
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>>6207
i thought hands were the arch-nemesis of ai but its clearly guns! its insane what kind of abominations most ai models produce when it comes to firearms. only flux is noticeably better. as it is with hands.


President Bear 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.6224 del
>>6219
Barrel facing backwards lol


Tamamo 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.6225 del
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>>6219
looks fine to me but i know nothing about guns

I had borrowed the motor scooter of a friend and tried to refill it at a gas station. The terminal was super modern with thousands of options on a touch screen. An the scooter had both a battery and a gas tank. Both were tiny. I was confused.
Continued to discuss this with Cat after I woke up which felt dumb. Of course Cat doesn't care.


Tamamo 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.6226 del
>>6225
That was a dream in case you didn't notice, wrong thread


Bear 10/25/2024 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.6230 del
>>6219

I was thinking, that second gun looks like it has two barrels fwd and back, perfect for murder suicide.


Anonymous 10/27/2024 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.6243 del
>>6230
it also has a scope as stock. i heard scope stocks are the new hot thing

on another note why is nightvision so fucking expensive? us wont export the good stuff anyway.


Bear 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:26 [Preview] No.6300 del
>>6225

'Merica


Anonymous 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.6303 del
>>6300
good treat



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