THE OUTBACK DIARIES

A group of fun-loving twenties-something backpackers from North America, Europe & Asia head out into the Australian outback, guided by a stereotypical Aussie – a combination of Steve Irwin, Crocodile Dundee & Mick from ‘Wolf Creek’.

He takes them far out into the outback & shows them deadly, poisonous snakes, spiders, crocs and lizards, box-jellyfishes, sharks, &c., &c.

They then visit some remote site that is holy to the Australian Aboriginals. The abbos aren’t too happy about ‘outsiders’ visiting the location, so their guide bring tourists in to the sites in secret - so far he hasn’t been caught.

After finding some signs of recent activity in the area the guide seems somewhat nervous. The millennials are too busy goofing around, taking pictures (selfies) & videos to notice anything out of the ordinary. An approaching thunderstorm forces them to head back to their car. As they hurry back to the parked car rain begins to fall, & lightning flashes across the now-darkened sky, with the deep rumbling sound of thunder following close behind.

Back at the car, & ready to head back to civilization (or as close to that as you can get Down Under), they make a startling realization: they have no more gas left. The guide hurries notices a siphon hose on the ground, & before he can make it inside the car, he is assaulted by a pack of rabid abbos. The terrified millennials watch in horror as the group of wild, cannibalistic savages manhandle & eat their guide alive – leaving them hopelessly stranded in the middle of nowhere.