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Within the hidden recesses of the dark web, a new enclave of mystery and knowledge emerges: Dogolachan.
Step into the abyss and dive into discussions about the alt-right. In Dogolachan, shadows reveal their truths and secrets are shared in the depths of anonymity.
http://dogolachk3tx6ssfo5h2pmgius6hzdabpwir3zoztrfdofsouuqkb7ad.onion/ Access the portal here:
Explore with caution. Your journey into the darkest realms is about to begin.
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Movie Idea
I have this movie idea for a Romance Drama Thriller where I want it's Two main Roles to be played by Sabrina Carpenter & Keith David.
where it's about this upstanding very traditional Family values family man the typical kind you get in america who always votes Republican goes to church, wife, a lot of children, and even a couple grandkids, played Keith David, who has his whole life turned upside down when he meets this aspiring Glamour Model working as a barista in one of the local coffee shops in New York to pay the bills till her modeling career takes off.
when his usual coffee shop he goes into before work every morning was/is having some renovations to it so he decides to try out the one just around the corner, where, when walking into the place to wait inline to get his order taken is greeted by Sabrina Carpenter's Character and to his dismay is blown over and away by her incredible looks charm, charisma and bubbly personality and has never seen such beauty in all his life not even his beloved from all these years he's been with her can nor could compare to her beauty or the feelings created from this single glance and knew from that moment he had to be with her and that he couldn't leave or let things dissolve into nothing from this one encounter he had no needed to see her again.
I can continue on with what other parts are in the story if you'd like to hear more of the ideas I have in/for the story, and yes I can go into as much detail pertaining to the main one you want to know about.
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Download ALL Archie Bunker's Place Episodes @ Soulseek!
I am sharing all the Archie Bunker's Place episodes, including Seasons 3 and 4 which are very hard to find!
Most of these seasons were NEVER released on official DVDs!
To download, please go to the official Soulseek website, download and install Soulseek.
Then simply set up a free anonymous account name and search for "Archie Bunker's Place"
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Cinema discord groups
Anyone know any good discord groups about cinema?
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Best short film ever
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Robocop
So i watched this movie for the first time in a long while, and i have to say it really surprised me how good it was. it had a logical, easy to follow plot, great action scenes, and actual fucking character arks.
best scene of the movie right here.
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Warner Brothers' Harry Potter TV Series
Harry Potter TV Series in works at Warner Brothers as they get J.K. Rowling on board to work with them on the Series.
I for one am seriously fucking looking forward to this show, now that we know she's going to be working with them closely on it.
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/bestemma/
An attempt to revive the old Best Emma threads from 8chan and the subsequent bunkers.
Bascially these threads were a place to recommend films, TV shows, post half-assed/wanna-be pseudo-intellectual reviews, and funpost. Often we would end up going back to discussing the кино of Lucio Fulci, Dario Argento, Jean Rollin, and Nicolas Winding Refn, and 1980s slashers and horror, but anything goes.
Some films I have on my backlog and plan to get around to ASAP:
LIQUID SKY TRAILER: https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=lRjiEBNxnKwLIQUID SKY TRAILER #1: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=EzX7sg-6Q94Raw Deal (1986) - Trailer [VHS]: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=7tXF5hia-E4Arnold Schwarzenegger in Raw Deal 1986 TV trailer: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=LXW73C0hfwMRAW DEAL | Official Trailer | STUDIOCANAL International: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=GQF7gJitKaUExcision Trailer: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=3gKMORWxlxkAn incredible cast, a fascinating trailer, and some of the promotional images I saw of this promises a fun and insane ride.
THE LURE - Janus Films Trailer: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=Y8IiWjTItmkFeature Trailer for THE LURE on Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/198069172Soundtrack:
https://theluresoundtrack.bandcamp.com/album/the-lure-original-motion-picture-soundtrackChristmas Bloody Christmas - Official Trailer [HD] | A Shudder Original: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=fjLFSDCMuBM /
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=XTacwYIYPJQJust came out, and made by the writer/director who made the ultraviolent and incredibly stylish
Bliss (2019). I noticed the poster for
Bliss in the background in a still from this film.
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secret Movie/TV services
Are there any subscription servers that I can sign up for to stream all new movies and tv shows? What services do you all recommend?
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Sarah Gadon
Beloved Sarah Gadon
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Actress Sex scenes
which Actress are you wanting to see have a nude and nude sex scene and scenes the most?
for me it's Talitha Bateman (Born: September 4th 2001), and have more than a strong feeling we'll it soon.
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Deadpool torrent
filename says it all, discuss if you want.
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Movie Idea That I'd Very Very Much Like to See being Made
've got this movie Idea about a very high end Escort Service that specifically cater to old millionaire businessmen where the girls who work there are aged from 18 to 23 years old.
the main actresses in it are Sabrina Carpenter & Talitha Bateman who play Escorts named Tiffany (Talitha) and Brook (Sabrina) of course aren't their real names
where both of them meet one night not knowing they've come to service the same client, an 80yo man in the hotel they start to have sex with him both sucking his cock at the same time before Sabrina's Character starts riding him for awhile before Talitha's Character jumps on top of him where she starts getting really into it while he's eating out Sabrina when he starts to ask her to slow down but neither of them hear him from moaning so loud that he begins having a heart attack and dies only moments after he cums they realise he's dead long story short they are they in his room completely naked and later find out his the head of crime family and they then have to spend the rest of the movie doing what they can to stay alive and clear their names from his death my any means
Don't know how Much Room there is on here to write everything here but there's a orgy scene midway through the film where you see them in the actual building the Escort business is ran out from trying to find somewhere to hide from the goons who've been sent out to hunt them down, where they burst into a room where they are hearing some muffled noises coming out from to see s massive orgy taking place with a bunch of the girls (Francesca Capaldi character included) to see Daisy (played by Ciara Bravo) fucking two old men where she looks up at both of them and say "hey!, shut the door or if your coming in!!!, come in you're a little late to the party but I guess there are a few guys in the back waiting for their turn" so they both come into the room where the floor is completely socked from all of the sweat and semen that didn't find it's indented target walk past all of the old men fucking towards the back of the room.
this is a long shot here but if anyone happens to know and actual movie Director or know of someone who's one please see if you can get them to see this.
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Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.
What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.
Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!
Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)
Beast With A Gun (1977)
Stranger Than Paradise (1984)
Five Easy Pieces (1970)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Kojak: The Belarus File (1985)
Kojak: Fatal Flaw (1989)
Dirty Harry collection (the whole movie series: 1971 - 1988)
The Dirty Dozen (1967)
Nebraska (2013)
My Friend Dahmer (2017)
Menace II Society (1993)
The Sandlot (1993)
Falling Down (1993)
Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Day Of The Dead (1985)
Panic In Year Zero (1962)
In The Heat Of The Night (1967)
Far From Home (1989)
Desolation (2017)
Deliverance (1972)
The Shining (1980)
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Early 00's Gangster Movie
there was this like foreign Gangster movie I saw back around 2012 or 13 can't remember the name of it or what country if was from it might have been a Russian movie, where one of those old timey Mob Dons (guy who played him must have been in his late 80's) in this movie was always seen fucking some hot chick there was never not a scene where you didn't see him having sex with some hot girl, does this sound familiar at all to anyone here or maybe might have seen it yourself at one point?
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Old Men
recommend Movies and TV Shows that feature sex scenes with old men and young women
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Seinfeld
*claps*
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#freerklly
R. Kelly Discussion Thread
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Readers Beware You're In For A Scare
Goosebumps Original Book series and 90's TV Series Discussion Thread
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New Movie
so I heard someone mention that Chloe Moretz has a few sex scenes in one of her up coming movies, does anyone else have anymore information in this?
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Alien & UFO Abduction Films and TV Shows
recommend me some films and shows where you actually see the male aliens having sex with their captured female human Abductees
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House of the Dragon
it is said that the Prequel to Game Of Thrones will contain vast more amounts of graphic sex in it than Game of thrones, George Insisted on nudity in HoD, and there will be multiple insane sex scenes that will be basically more or less akin to that seen in porn going.
it has even been mentioned that Matt Smith trained with porn stars for the role.
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Pistols Mini Series
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New Episode
Full Episode Link
Here ➡️
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qtqP_gA0rXA [Embed] ⬅️
Brooke Hoover tells me she's well.
And her mom tells me I'm swell.
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The Distance From Me To You Movie
A new Movie being made based off the book with the Same name, Starring Sabrina Carpenter as the lead role McKenna Berney.
have heard that this book is laced with gratuitous sex in it, most of the first half of the book contains a tremendous amount of sex scenes in it, like within the first sex scene in the book it's goes into great detail of her character preforming various sex acts on the dude she hooks up with and ain't shy about how blunt it goes into it.
I'd like to know if anyone here has read the book themselves and what they thought of it and what their favourite parts were?
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Snow White & The Seven Amigos
The princess of the Kingdom of Medellin is the production supervisor of her father. From Los Angeles to Miami, all drug dealers say that her goods are whiter than snow, and her heart is blacker than ebony. After the death of her mother, her stepmother took away her production workshop and began to sell her own goods. Every week the stepmother holds a video conference code-named "Magic Mirror": "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the best product in this world?" The American distributor said in unison: "It's Snow White." The stepmother was so angry, called the chief of police to kill her. The police chief had collected so much money from Snow White for so many years. He couldn't bear it. He gave Snow White a fake passport, blew up Snow White's car, took the license plate and said to her stepmother, "I'm done." Still worried, the stepmother held a video conference: "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the best product in this world?" The gangsters said: "Snow White’s product hasn’t been seen for a few months. Of course, yours is the best product. The great Queen of Medellin." The stepmother smiled contentedly.
Snow White wore ragged clothes, wandering all the way to Mexico City. She saw a small house, walked in and ate all the taco and guacamole, and fell asleep in the bed. Seven Mexicans who made methamphetamine came back from the laboratory and yelled: "Who ate my taco? Who ate my guacamole?" They took out the shotgun and said to Snow White, "Who are you, police or DEA?" Snow White made them beef rolls with honey mustard and chopped parsley, and the seven amigos decided to leave Snow White to cook for them. Snow White watched the Mexicans' process of making methamphetamine, helped them improve, made pure ice, and taught them to put the goods in coffins and transport them across the US-Mexico border.
One day, the stepmother held an online conference again: "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, whose goods are the best in this world?" The American gang said: "Your Majesty, in Colombia, your goods are the best, but in far away Mexico, Snow White’s goods are whiter than snow, and the price is only one-seventh of yours." The stepmother was very angry. She pretended to be a drug dealer and peddled cocaine along the street. Snow White stopped the old woman and said: "Old bag, how pure is this stuff?" The old woman secretly replaced 25% of the distribution packaging with 98% pure goods, and gave Snow White a tin foil package. Snow White finished her breath and passed out with a creak.
Seven amigos came back and found Snow White lying on the ground and foaming. They cried and put Snow White and three hundred pounds of new goods into the crystal coffin, intending to cross the US-Mexico border. The princess lay in the coffin with ice bricks piled around her. When they were crossing the U.S.-Mexico border, they encountered a DEA inspection. A black agent with a white convertible Ford stopped them. The black agent was nicknamed "Prince" and couldn't help but want to make a shot while it was hot. Halfway through the matter, the princess woke up, but she did not move. She shot a small movie of the agent through the camera, and the agent also discovered the secret of the crystal coffin. The two looked at each other with smile.
The agent and the princess got married. The villa on the beach in Southern California was full of photos of the prince burning coca fields, and the basement was filled with suitcases full of dollars. The stepmother's kingdom collapsed in despair and was extradited and sentenced to 300 years. The princess was pushing a stroller when she saw the news in the supermarket: "Although the White Horse Detective wiped out the Columbia Witch Group, a new drug lord has emerged, and we still don’t know who he is. But from Los Angeles to Miami, all addicts are saying, his goods are whiter than snow."
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All In The Family (Seasons 1 - 9)
All In The Family (Seasons 1 - 9) + First Two Seasons of Archie Bunker's Place (MKV Format)magnet:?xt=urn:btih:2191ec37c0a37b772447570052f1a9028dfa56bf&dn=All%20in%20the%20Family
This show is also being shared via Soulseek (a decentralized P2P file sharing client).
Several episodes will be mirrored per day within this thread, until finished.
Archie Bunker's Place has not been forgotten:
>>>/tv/114
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Sabrina Carpenter Nude and Sex Scenes
do you think that there'll be a strong chance of seeing more then just partial/Brief nudity like a Topless scene, but full frontal nudity and graphic sex scenes from Sabrina Carpenter in any of her up coming Movies and TV Shows?
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You cannot escape emo daddy Paul Dano
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The Old Guy Bangs The Young Hot Girl
ITT: Movies or TV Shows Where The Old Guy Gets To Bang The Really Hot Young Girl Instead of the younger Chads who always hit on her.
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American Gods Season 3
anyone know if there were anymore Sex scenes with Emily Browning in the 3rd Season of American Gods?
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Advantages of Travelling by Train (2019)
haven't seen it just heard about those sex scenes in it of underage actresses playing sex slaves and you actually get to see them preforming in the sex scenes with their older, much older male counterparts
has anyone seen this movie yet to confirm this?
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>tfw no graymouse gf
who b*rnd here?
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Sex Pistol TV Show Potential Script Leak
reportedly last week there was script leaks of Maisie in her New TV Show Pistols gets plenty Nude in it and Apparently has her fare share of Sex Scenes one of her her giving some dude a blowjob in the backroom of a nightclub and another of her hooking up with an old guy after one of their concerts
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Movie Lists
I've been bunch of interesting movie suggestions from different sources lately. Here are a couple that have led me to some good (and some not so good) movies that I've never seen before. For example, movies by budget:
www.the-numbers.com/movie/budgets/all
I like perusing that for movies that didn't cost much on but earned a ton. That's often an indication that there's something worth checking out there. For example, Dr. Strangelove, Carrie, and Taxi Driver cost under $2M each. Hellraiser (remember Pinhead?) only $1M. Evil Dead, the crazy awesome horror flick with Bruce Campbell and a chainsaw on his arm that helped inspire Id Software's Doom game - only $375K.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_films
en.wikipedia.org and
/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_the_United_States
are also pretty good.
Check out Ireland's list of banned movies. Lol.
Another interesting one is filmsite.org's Top 100 lists organized by year. 1977, for example, includes Airport 77 "I picked a bad day to stop snorting cocaine." "Excuse me, do you speak Jive?", Annie Hall, Eraserhead, High Anxiety, and a number of foreign films.
Their selection is all over the place, from mainstream to cult and underground. Deep Throat and Deliverance are on the list for 1972, along with Fritz the Cat and Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex* *but were afraid to ask.
www.filmsite.org/titles-filmsite100.html
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Amazon’s The Lord of the Rings TV series
are they really planning on putting sex & nudity into the show?
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ITT: clever sign gags you never understood
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Funny shit
I kill myself somtimes.
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Ashley Boettcher
What would you like to see next for Ashley Boettcher, career-wise?
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Dunkaccino
>wow al pacino!
>Stfu nigger
What did he mean by this?
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Confirmed kino?
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The Frugal Gourmet (mp4) FIXED
The Frugal Gourmet (#F!awt3wTjS!nQsYgdo_u-Yh0vLA-ohcIA)
The Frugal Gourmet was a classic cooking show that first aired in the late 70s on WTTW in Chicago. Later, re-airing nationally on PBS from 1983 to 1997.
There are no DVDs of this show in existence. Old VHS recordings were uploaded to Youtube a while back ago, but Google Inc. shut it all down. Fortunately for us, I have it all backed up.
All the episodes will be mirrored below in timely fashion, many of them come in two parts. A few special holiday episodes come in three or four parts.
Expect around 4 to 5 episodes mirrored per day until uploading is finished. (This show is also currently being shared via the P2P client Soulseek!)
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Give safe contact detail,
say what cinephile trackers you would want to be into,
rate how strong is your dedication for kino and how strong are your proofs.
I will start
> telegram @viaregg
> cinematik, ptpc, usenet
> Dedication 10/10
> Can prove it 10/10
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>john dies at the end
>john doesn't die at the end
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Who is the superior Zev?
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Final Space
It's not total dogshit
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Bane?
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The Frugal Gourmet (mp4)
The Frugal Gourmet (#F!awt3wTjS!nQsYgdo_u-Yh0vLA-ohcIA)
The Frugal Gourmet was a classic cooking show that first aired in the late 70s on WTTW in Chicago. Later, re-airing nationally on PBS from 1983 to 1997.
There are no DVDs of this show in existence. Old VHS recordings were uploaded to Youtube a while back ago, but Google Inc. shut it all down. Fortunately for us, I have it all backed up.
All the episodes will be mirrored below in timely fashion, many of them come in two parts. A few special holiday episodes come in three or four parts.
Expect around 4 to 5 episodes mirrored per day until uploading is finished. (This show is also currently being shared via the P2P client Soulseek!)
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What is the greatest movie ever made by the hands of man?
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On Rey being mary sue
Do hollywood actors generally just not have drama degrees? This video is made by a complete moron as well, but it stikes me on many occasions the people actually performing in films don't have the kind of formal knowledge in social study that would make articulating their craft so much easier and more interesting.
Why is anyone even answering these mary sue "accusations" seriously? I put in quotes because really, it doesn't even matter, but the thing is, what Rey is is a shit character, but not a mary sue. She's in no way an indulgent character, she's an underdeveloped character which is in some ways the opposite of a mary sue, although none the more elevated. But we get these fucking mouth breathers weighing in about "mary sue" because it's the most accusatory sounding term they can find in a dictionary despite not having a clue what they're talking about. I'm personally offended that this kind of shitshow will even exist when on the other hand I have to hear that social science is worthless. If it's that trivial then shut up or at least don't fucking suck at it, jesus christ, this is why we create tools.
It's like watching lab coat wearing jocks piss on a petridish while claiming that chemistry is not a 'real' science. On the basis that real scientists do nothing but piss on petridishes.
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SPECIAL REPORT
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m0XYIme-j4k [Embed]
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It says with pulp.
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Woody Woodpecker - Trailer
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WHzTLDP4o_Q [Embed]The original Spongebob Squarepants source material gets the patented Universal treatment of reminding us that it's futile to dream.
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Download Frugal Gourmet Episodes!
I am sharing all the Frugal Gourmet episodes ripped from Youtube that have been taken down!
To download, please go to the official Soulseek website, download and install Soulseek.
Then simply set up a free anonymous account name and search for "Frugal Gourmet" or "The Frugal Gourmet" or for "Jeff Smith."
Results should show up if I am online and logged in.
I have 149 Frugal Gourmet videos being shared (so far)...
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Wally's Workshop ~ (mp4/webm)
Wally's Workshop was a DIY self-help show which was syndicated in 80 markets, running from 1971 to 1985.
The show featured Wally Bruner and his second wife Natalie working on home projects in a studio space.
The real key to the shows success and entertainment value, however, is in the couple's chemistry, and Wally's lack of coordination, which often leads Wally to drop tools, splatter paint and commit other follies and foibles that create a comic atmosphere.
Unfortunately this show was never released to DVD, and only a few VHS tapes of the more popular episodes exist. What is worse is that only THREE episodes can be found on the internet. Those three episodes have been backed up (on mp4 and webm formats) and will be posted below.
If anyone has any other recordings of this show, please convert them to digital format and post them below! Like the Frugal Gourmet episodes, this show is very very difficult to find.
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Download The Rare 80s Show Jennifer Slept Here!
I am sharing all the the Jennifer Slept Here episodes ripped from Youtube!
To download, please go to the official Soulseek website, download and install Soulseek.
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Results should show up if I am online and logged in.
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Download THE ROPERS Seasons 1 & 2!
I am sharing all the The Ropers episodes ripped from Youtube which are constantly being taken down!
To download, please go to the official Soulseek website, download and install Soulseek.
Then simply set up a free anonymous account name and search for ""The Ropers" or "THE ROPERS."
Results should show up if I am online and logged in.
I have both seasons of the Three's Company spin-off now being shared.
Feel free to download them and PLEASE DO SHARE!
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shows
webms and mp4s of shows
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Download THE GEORGE CARLIN SHOW Seasons 1 & 2 @ Soulseek!
I am sharing all the "The George Carlin" episodes downloaded from a now extinct torrent!
To download, please go to the official Soulseek website, download and install Soulseek.
Then simply set up a free anonymous account name and search for "George Carlin" or "The George Carlin Show"
Results should show up if I am online and logged in.
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Reminder the new place is
https://32ch.org/We have our own /tv/ board that promotes actual discussion instead of shitposting.
Come over any time.
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I'm rewatching Pacific Rim.
Holy shit how could they put a 30 something woman as the babe in the movie.
No surprise it wasn't popular in Japan.
The loli is great though.
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The Babysitter
Is it gud?
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Pitch thread
THE OUTBACK DIARIES
A group of fun-loving twenties-something backpackers from North America, Europe & Asia head out into the Australian outback, guided by a stereotypical Aussie – a combination of Steve Irwin, Crocodile Dundee & Mick from ‘Wolf Creek’.
He takes them far out into the outback & shows them deadly, poisonous snakes, spiders, crocs and lizards, box-jellyfishes, sharks, &c., &c.
They then visit some remote site that is holy to the Australian Aboriginals. The abbos aren’t too happy about ‘outsiders’ visiting the location, so their guide bring tourists in to the sites in secret - so far he hasn’t been caught.
After finding some signs of recent activity in the area the guide seems somewhat nervous. The millennials are too busy goofing around, taking pictures (selfies) & videos to notice anything out of the ordinary. An approaching thunderstorm forces them to head back to their car. As they hurry back to the parked car rain begins to fall, & lightning flashes across the now-darkened sky, with the deep rumbling sound of thunder following close behind.
Back at the car, & ready to head back to civilization (or as close to that as you can get Down Under), they make a startling realization: they have no more gas left. The guide hurries notices a siphon hose on the ground, & before he can make it inside the car, he is assaulted by a pack of rabid abbos. The terrified millennials watch in horror as the group of wild, cannibalistic savages manhandle & eat their guide alive – leaving them hopelessly stranded in the middle of nowhere.
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Documentary.
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GoT
We can all agree that this show has gone down the drain, right?
In the last episode (S6E4) we were treated to an all out feminist takeover:
Jon had to be convinced by Sansa to fight and retake Winterfell
Theon sobbingly asked for forgives and wants to help his sister rule the Ironborn
Margaery was the only one able to keep her cool and had to comfort her crying brother
Cersei & Olenna managed to get Kevan to cave in to their scheme to save Margaery from prison
Dany single-handedly killed a handful of khals by burning them alive, and is likely to be worshipped by the rest of the Dothraki
Not to mention the Sand Snakes killing the Prince of Dorne and his son with no repercussions in the season six première.
There’s also the fact that with very few exceptions, every male character is now as boring, incompetent or downright evil:
Sam is an actual cuck, taking care of Gilly and her son
Jon is the worst case of a Mary Sue other than Dany, with plot armour so thick not even death could keep him down for long
Tyrion has gone from a loveable rouge, to a boring comic relief, struggling to keep Dany’s reign from coming to an end
Jorah was always a bit of a sap, but now he’s downright pathetic
Jaime was always an unlikeable cunt
The Hound got his ass kicked by Brienne and was last seen begging Arya to kill him
The Mountain is reduced to a zombie doing Cersei’s dirty work with no will of his own
Ramsay is too much of a cartoon villain at this point to be taken seriously – they really want the audience to hate this guy
The only male characters left to give a damn about would be Littlefinger, Tormund & Qyburn
Also, RIP Osha ;_;
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Fucking sellouts
What am I supposed to watch now?
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Zootopia
This movie was just a couple of amusing/cool scenes strung together with duct tape to form a somewhat coherent whole. I won't even mention the liberal propaganda and the questionable morals because that was to be expected, but I didn't expect this movie to be downright insulting. And it's not like it couldn't have been good, this actually had potential.
Also, Nick's awful, badly delivered oneliners during the train scene should have never made it past production. That was simply embarassing.
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The best film critic in the business.
Open
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shitboarding is like an imageboard's fiat currency. sure making more boards will stimulate discussion in the short term, but it's just causing inflation and a bankruptcy of interest in the future. This site is already becoming difficult to navigate. pls stahp adding useless boards
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Star Trek Thread
Time for some Beard on Beard action!