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☠ #21 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The Night The Darknet Died - Starring Peter Sellers, Talia Shire, Bob Newhart, Arnold Schwarze Anonymous 11/01/2024 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No. 375 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

☠ #21 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The Night The Darknet Died - Starring Peter Sellers, Talia Shire, Bob Newhart, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sean Connery, Will Smith ☠

ALL FEARS COME ALIVE…

THE KING OF PIRATE RADIO RETURNS WITH THE ULTIMATE AUDIO THRILL RIDE… IF YOU DARE…

…It is odd, now, to sit here, on the pirate ship. And try to sum up, what this episode is and the last several weeks that went into it was. And what sanity looked… before it.

This episode was a war with the forces of nature and the forces of Darkness. The sheer amount of legal speed and cannabis it took… to confront, shape… and animate… this episode could power a Rock and Roll re-birth and golden age. These episodes are living, breathing, wild monsters growing beyond our control.

We feel like we summoned this broadcast from another realm more than created it. And paid the price to do so. This is a highly experimental episode. Where we chased… Every fear. Every thrill. Every extreme human feeling and experience possible. Devilishly thrown into non-stop two hour thrill ride. As explosively and raw, as our imagination and the spirits guiding us permitted.

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Anonymous 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.379 del

This rocks man, cheers capn! Will you ever accept listener submissions for skits?

Anonymous 11/02/2024 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.380 del

been looking forward to this all month, thank you captain

Anonymous 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.381 del

Ahoy mates,

Thank ye so much for yer kindness! Really hope ye enjoyed this one. This was a merging of so many influences and we hope ye enjoyed it as the fun, audio trip it was intended as. xD

Is Joe Bob Briggs the funniest man alive? We didn't intend for the random comedy act at the end of the show but it was like they were summoned into the room. We were writing and recording a normal closing and then the spirit of Joe Bob took over the show.

Did ye like this more stripped down show? This one was mainly main due to requests from CaptainBlackbeard Radio fans. And by fans, we mean wonderful mates who have been listeners for a long time.

We actually feel bad for everything we put AI Talia Shire through. If there were AI Oscars, AI Talia Shire should win for her performance in this episode. We don't like unhappy endings. We feel much like the main character in Sullivan's Travel's that happy and good is better than sad and negative in artistic works. But with this one, we tried to go after the audience with every scary thing we could think in the spirit of good classic Halloween productions and CaptainBlackbeard Radio episodes.

If ye would like to submit ideas to the show. The best way is to join the CaptainBlackbeard Radio Group on Pitch. That is the best way to influence the show. All good ideas are welcome and bad ideas lead to great stories. We're also constantly looking for new characters it would be fun to create, train and build AI versions of.

We appreciate everything so much. Its wild ye mates are listening out there. All of yer thoughts and comments are so appreciated.

Thank ye!!!

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Anonymous 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.382 del

>>381
The aqua teen segment was great, got me off guard which was pure audio kino. Keep doing your thang.

Anonymous 11/03/2024 (Sun) 21:36 [Preview] No.383 del

>>381
I fucking kek'd. Loved this episode, one of my favorite. Keep up the good work m8!

☠ #21 | NEW CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The Night The Darknet Died - HALLOWEEN ☠ Anonymous 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No. 367 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

☠ #21 | NEW CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The Night The Darknet Died - HALLOWEEN ☠

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WW3!? You are a littley late matey! Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 17:20 [Preview] No.374 del

Dog I checked the site;
https://redcircle.com/shows/CaptainBlackbeard
And nothing? You trying to pull one on us Capn! Really dough matey, dark seas be cold rain and snow these days, wouldn't want to leave us fella scalley wags hanging would ya?

☠ #20 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The American Dream Starring Kurt Russell & Marisa Tomei ☠ Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No. 346 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

☠ #20 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The American Dream Starring Kurt Russell & Marisa Tomei ☠

THE GREATEST EPIC AUDIO THRILL RIDE

THE KING OF PIRATE RADIO RETURNS!!!

#20 THE AMERICAN DREAM
Or How The Underworld Was Won According To CaptainBlackbeard

What would ye do if ye accidentally created the most powerful and euphoric narcotic known to man?

What would it be like to go from rags to the biggest Dark Seas vendor virtually over night?

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☠ #20 | NEW CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The American Dream July 4TH ☠ Anonymous 06/07/2024 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No. 326 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

IT'S HAPPENING, MATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW CaptainBlackbeard Radio episode releasing July 4th!

Brought to ye by
DARK MATTER MARKET

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Johnny Depp as Doctor Duke in #20

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TEST

☠ #19 | NEW CaptainBlackbeard Radio | CaptainBlackbeard Vs. George Soros ☠ Anonymous 03/02/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No. 253 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

☠ #19 | NEW CaptainBlackbeard Radio | CaptainBlackbeard Vs. George Soros ☠

THE GREATEST EPIC AUDIO THRILL RIDE RETURNS!!!

The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground returns with the biggest epic in CaptainBlackbeard Radio history! We have wanted to do this story for years but had to wait for the technology to catch up. With the new leaps in AI technology, we are now able to do things once unthinkable at the beginning. CaptainBlackbeard Radio has always been pushing the extremes of experimental. But this episode pushes this new AI technology to the limits. With a first of its kind audio epic featuring several real actors cloned in AI. This was a dream project, just deciding on famous personalities to work with, like choosing colors out of a crayon box.

In this episode, we bring ye a gripping, intense and perhaps all too real audio thriller. The 21st century has ushered in an utterly confused, frantic and perhaps self destructive reality. This story explores those modern things in detail, while detailing the effects George Soros has had on modern reality. From a front line ambush in Afghanistan. To visiting Epstein Island. To battling a space alien invasion to save humanity. Episode #19 CaptainBlackbeard Vs. George Soros takes ye there on an audio roller coaster unlike anything ye have ever experienced.

This episode was a real guilty pleasure. This new technology is so incredible. Imagine getting to create with all of your favorite actors and personalities. In this episode, ye get an explosive, riveting and unforgettable performance from Jack Nicholson at his best. To the performances from the classically smoldering Humphrey Bogart, the zany manic energy of Alex Jones, the calm late night radio charisma of Art Bell, the nightmarish villainy of George Soros and all of the other players. This will be the most amazing, excellent and memorable audio epic ye have ever heard.

Also in this episode...

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Anonymous 03/02/2024 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.254 del

If ye enjoyed this episode, please tell others about it. Yer word of mouth and positive energy keep this project growing.

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Anonymous 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.256 del

Bump

check this out Anonymous 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:43 [Preview] No.258 del

What if it already was a picture and aligned for enhancement?

Anonymous 03/14/2024 (Thu) 00:47 [Preview] No.259 del

This was absolutely amazing! Holy shit Captain where you been all my life?

Anonymous 06/06/2024 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.325 del

Any new art for #20 yet capn?

☠ #19 | NEW CaptainBlackbeard Radio | FEB 29th LEAPING AT YE!!!! ☠ Anonymous 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No. 248 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

☠ #19 | NEW CaptainBlackbeard Radio | FEB 29th LEAPING AT YE!!!! ☠

LISTEN

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OR

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PITCH

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Anonymous 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.249 del

"CaptainBlackbeard Radio is an unfortunate consequence of reflexivity. I would rather this new episode not come out." - George Soros

Anonymous 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.250 del

"The wildest project since Easy Rider! I lived as a pirate for six months to create this most unique and great performance. First time the Captain ever worked with a Joker like me!"

- Jack Nicholson

Anonymous 03/01/2024 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.251 del

where’s the episode my guy?

Anonymous 03/01/2024 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.252 del

You edging us skipper? Pitch is down and I'm fiending for the new episode

Anonymous 03/03/2024 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.255 del

god damn aliens i tell you, great episode skipper, already looking forward for the next one, cheers matey.

☠ #18 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | Bet Yer Life, CaptainBlackbeard! ☠ Anonymous 08/20/2023 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No. 236 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

☠ #18 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | Bet Yer Life, CaptainBlackbeard! ☠

TEXT PROMO TO FOLLOW

Thank ye,

Dark Matter Market
The XMR/Monero Community
EndChan
Dread, DankNation, CafeDread, /d/DarkNetMarkets
CryptBB
Kuno.Bitejo
The wonderful, amazing, beautiful listeners of this project

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Anonymous 08/23/2023 (Wed) 20:01 [Preview] No.238 del

>>237

Ahoy mate!

Thanks for such a nice question and yer enjoyment of the show! xD

That particular clip came from the first current gen Voice AI project releasing their technology to the public as a publicity stunt. For the first time average people and anons had access to this game changing "deep fake" technology. For about two weeks, people across multiple websites were using it to create everything ye can imagine. We saved several hundred of them, including that Joker clip ye enjoyed. And throw the best ones in the show for ye to enjoy, as the writing and creativity on a lot of them is far beyond anything we have experienced from this generation in any medium. Unfortunately, the technology was soon paywalled after about two weeks and people couldn't make anything using this tech anymore. But the technology is advancing so fast that its starting to spring up in all sorts of places. Within five years, this technology will overtake the world and overthrow traditional monopolies on media and our understanding of reality. Or censorship will be tighter than we can imagine to suppress it. It is all incredibly interesting.

Thanks again for dropping by and yer comment!!! xD

Anonymous 08/23/2023 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.240 del

If ye would like more information about this episode or this project, please check out CaptainBlackbeard's News & Updates page @

https://rentry.org/CBRsBooty

JUST SOME OF THE GUEST STARS IN THIS EPISODE

Taylor Swift
Joe Pesci
Alex Jones
Michael Jackson
Billy Mays
Joe Biden
Barack Obama
Joe Rogan

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Anonymous 08/23/2023 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.243 del

☠ #18 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | Bet Yer Life, CaptainBlackbeard! ☠

Ahoy Mates!

NEW CAPTAINBLACKBEARD RADIO!!!
#18 Bet Yer Life, CaptainBlackbeard!

Download Links

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Anonymous 01/05/2024 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.246 del

You're a legend

Anonymous 02/16/2024 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.247 del

>>236
Great stuff my man, i hope you continue doing this passionate project.

☠ #17 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The Seven Who Stole CaptainBlackbeard’s Treasure ☠ Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No. 194 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

☠ #17 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The Seven Who Stole CaptainBlackbeard’s Treasure ☠

X MARKS THE SPOT!!!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode!
Released: Feb 28th
#17: The Seven Who Stole CaptainBlackbeard’s Treasure

What do ye get when ye force a psychopath, a homicidal maniac, a terrorist, a seductress, a sociopath, a mafia hitman and a clown to work together to steal a trillion dollars in gold?

Facing several life sentences in a secret ultra max black prison where ye are beaten and tortured every day. A mysterious wealthy man appears in yer prison cell offering ye a way out. The catch, is ye have to face overwhelming odds, hundreds of Russia’s finest sons who wish to kill ye and being stranded on a deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, on what appears to be a suicide mission.

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Anonymous 06/03/2023 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.212 del

Thank ye so much for navigating to the ends of the Digital Seas and visiting our little harbor here, mateys! We sincerely appreciate yer positive energy and it be a tremendously great feeling to read that ye enjoy this project!

Yaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr! xD

Anonymous 07/07/2023 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.226 del

who sings that song about marijuana up in the hills? great song.

Anonymous 07/08/2023 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.227 del

>>226

Ahoy Mate!

Thank ye so much the nice question about the music in episode! We spend literally days and days combing through music archives to find the best music for the show that we can. So happy ye enjoyed one of our selections!

Our apologies for that song not making it into this episode's notes. The song is called "Growing Good Marijuana" by an Australian group of session musicians who called themselves "The Love Junkie" for this project.

https://www.discogs.com/release/13436635-Love-Junkie-Love-Junkie

"...most of the artists who worked on this were session musicians trying to build their portfolio, but the album is very much inspired by the Paramatta blues and soul movement of the 70s that's commonly associated with Australian surfie culture of the time. "Up in the hills" refers to the Blue Mountains, which I can testify as an Australian indeed has very good bud, the cold makes it go purple and knock ya socks off."

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Anonymous 07/08/2023 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.228 del

>>227
thank you! I appreciate all the work and production that goes into each episode and look forward to future shows, keep up the good work my friend.

Anonymous 01/05/2024 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.245 del

Dude I came here from Pitch. This is fucking awesome, did NOT expect it. You have a new fan.

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FIND CaptainBlackbeard ON PITCH! Anonymous 10/09/2023 (Mon) 21:48 [Preview] No. 244 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Ahoy Mates!

Find CaptainBlackbeard on the new Dark Seas platform, Pitch! Very cool service we be enjoying quite a lot and we hope all of the top Dark Seas brothers of the coast sail on over there! We be making an effort to keep in contact on Pitch regularly. Find us, connect with us, send us naked pictures of beautiful ladies over on Pitch!!! Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

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NEW EPISODE - AUG. 20 | BET YER LIFE, CAPTAINBLACKBEARD! Anonymous 07/24/2023 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No. 229 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

NEW POSTER!

IT'S HAPPENING!!!

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Anonymous 08/15/2023 (Tue) 19:03 [Preview] No.231 del

My body is ready

Anonymous 08/20/2023 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.232 del

Well post it already. I was looking forward to the best sounds from the underground while I did plant rounds

Anonymous 08/20/2023 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.233 del

All hands are on deck waiting captain!

Anonymous 08/20/2023 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.234 del

my ears are screaming for this

Anonymous 08/20/2023 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.235 del

<3 <3 <3 XD

Uploading now! Check Rentry.org/CBRsBooty for updates. Hopefully have it up in the next hour or two.