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Sleepy Seymour Anonymous 11/20/2021 (Sat) 18:21:26 [Preview] No. 6590
Thread for discussion of the notorious discord/r9k paedo, former #1 Ciara orbiter, and all around living meme Sleepy Seymour.

Anonymous 11/20/2021 (Sat) 21:29:35 [Preview] No.6601 del
Sleepy "if ciara dies i'll kill myself" Seymour

Anonymous 11/20/2021 (Sat) 22:18:25 [Preview] No.6602 del
Who’s more pathetic, him or Michael Sosa? At least Seymour has some self awareness

Anonymous 11/20/2021 (Sat) 22:19:02 [Preview] No.6603 del
Meanwhile, the dude's made a fortune in bitcoin, and he owns Ciara's plaid blanket, the closest thing to a Holy Grail this community has ever produced.

Anonymous 11/20/2021 (Sat) 22:43:28 [Preview] No.6604 del
Posted already but Sleepy Seymour was featured as a top fan and creep of the infamous anorexic streamer Eugenia Cooney. I think he got a fetish for anorexia after Ciara died and needed a new girl to be a paypig to. He gets destroyed in the comments.

Anonymous 11/21/2021 (Sun) 03:37:00 [Preview] No.6607 del
Yeah but he is in his mid 40s and did he really even make a bunch of money in bitcoin?

I remember him posting some shit like a bunch of bills and then complaining about having no money and how girls were not paying attention to him because of it.

Anonymous 11/21/2021 (Sun) 10:15:01 [Preview] No.6616 del
I haven't seen anything that would indicate that he made any real money out of bitcoin. Maybe he made it up thinking the girls would give him more attention if they thought he had big money

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Anonymous 11/24/2021 (Wed) 15:38:47 [Preview] No.6798 del
Seymour is a good boy.

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Anonymous 11/24/2021 (Wed) 17:57:02 [Preview] No.6804 del
theres a whole youtube video about the incident that has like 27k views, lol.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=z2_b0oKz4Cc [Embed]

Anonymous 11/24/2021 (Wed) 22:58:18 [Preview] No.6811 del
jesus fucking christ, that's disturbing. a near 50 year old man with an anorexia fetish pretending to be a 17 year old girl and posting in ED discords to berate teenage girls into losing weight and getting off to it. why would he just volunteer that he does that. I know this guy is kind of a laughing stock so no one takes hime seriously, but he's legitimately creepy as fuck. It's like he uses his facade of ironic, self-effacing humor to hide how depraved he really is. Who knows what other fucked up shit he gets up to behind the scenes. It's good that more people are becoming aware of him, something should be done about it, he's gotten away with it for too long.

Anonymous 11/24/2021 (Wed) 23:57:33 [Preview] No.6814 del
Yeah, honestly, I always thought he was one of the more harmful people in Sheep specifically because no one took him seriously. He knew that and played it up and took advantage of it.

Anonymous 11/26/2021 (Fri) 14:39:20 [Preview] No.6896 del
Be carefool Eugenia Cooney bitch woman, you don't want to make peoples of the internet angry. I hope your head gets chopped off by the peoples of the internet one day, and then we laugh!!! HueHueHueHue!!!!

Anonymous 11/26/2021 (Fri) 14:44:55 [Preview] No.6898 del

Anonymous 11/28/2021 (Sun) 19:10:51 [Preview] No.7006 del
Eugenia Cooney we are watching you, we are watching you. Think it is funny messing with the peoples of the internet huh? Behave yourself stick-women. The peoples of the Internet are watching.

Anonymous 11/28/2021 (Sun) 19:24:03 [Preview] No.7007 del
ok nigga take your meds

Anonymous 11/29/2021 (Mon) 23:51:26 [Preview] No.7073 del
>seymour is an egirl bully now
never knew he had it in him

Anonymous 12/01/2021 (Wed) 06:18:26 [Preview] No.7108 del
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This guy is a dangerous predator, don't let him fool you into thinking otherwise

Anonymous 12/01/2021 (Wed) 12:45:58 [Preview] No.7112 del
Seymour I know you'll read this since you lurk.
Get a woman your own age you fucking pedro.
You were in your 40s talking to erica, Ciara, and kaya when they were 14/15 years old.

Anonymous 12/01/2021 (Wed) 23:49:16 [Preview] No.7146 del
>date a post wall roastie so you don't have to compete with me
lol no thanks bro

Anonymous 12/02/2021 (Thu) 13:20:27 [Preview] No.7159 del
Been paying egirls from 4chan for what, almost 7 years now and still no sex?

Feel bad knowing they would rather live in 3rd world country(marky and brazil) or live in shitty part of the USA(erica and her native bf in minnesota) or die of a drug overdose than have sex with you lmao

Anonymous 01/02/2022 (Sun) 03:21:30 [Preview] No.8291 del
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Seymour is ADORABLE

Anonymous 01/02/2022 (Sun) 22:14:46 [Preview] No.8301 del
He really doesnt have bad genetics. If he went to the gym and groomed himself would be pretty good looking.
And no need to look his own age. If he got cash late 20s looking to settle down would gladly take him
However he's mentally insane so wont manage that

Anonymous 01/02/2022 (Sun) 23:29:33 [Preview] No.8302 del
was going to say isn't he in his 40s? if he hasnt gotten in shape by now he isn't going to
From what I have heard he has no job and is on disability so its not like he hasn't had the time
Also you can't really tell what his height is in the photos, if he is a manlet then getting in shape wouldn't help him and I could even understand him not trying to get into shape.

Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:18:52 [Preview] No.8848 del
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Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:28:10 [Preview] No.8849 del
He simultaneously looks 45 and 5 at the same time. he is obviously old, but has child like mannerisms and look.

Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:25:33 [Preview] No.8851 del
he's obviously emotionally retarded

Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 18:37:50 [Preview] No.8862 del
why would his supervisor be on discord

Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 18:51:21 [Preview] No.8864 del
no, it was a draft of a typed letter he was going to turn into his boss, and he wanted ppl in sheep to proofread it and give their input before he turned it in.

Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 19:29:55 [Preview] No.8868 del
There's no way he ever sent that right? Just admitting to printing underage nudes lol. How the fuck did that even happen. What ever came of this incident?

Anonymous 01/20/2022 (Thu) 21:50:16 [Preview] No.8929 del
im pretty sure nothing ever came out of it lol

Anonymous 01/20/2022 (Thu) 22:33:59 [Preview] No.8930 del
He sounds very young too. That's one of the things I fear I share with him since people comment on how young I sound frequently.

Anonymous 01/21/2022 (Fri) 00:22:09 [Preview] No.8932 del
Surprised no one has posted the pics he shared when he shit himself that one time and just thought everyone in sheepvillage should know about it

Anonymous 01/21/2022 (Fri) 00:28:35 [Preview] No.8933 del
hopefully that's because no one saved the pics in the first place

Anonymous 01/21/2022 (Fri) 03:01:53 [Preview] No.8938 del
he strikes me as the Norman Bates kind of guy

Anonymous 01/21/2022 (Fri) 04:05:33 [Preview] No.8944 del
lmao i agree. idk about seymour's parents though. he lives alone doesnt he?

Anonymous 01/27/2022 (Thu) 04:23:26 [Preview] No.9192 del
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Anonymous 04/16/2022 (Sat) 16:51:24 [Preview] No.11943 del
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Is he dripped out in the Bape hoodie? Goated with the sauce, perhaps?

Anonymous 05/04/2023 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.22383 del
more interesting than most if not all e-girls these days.
bumping in return for some content

Anonymous 05/04/2023 (Thu) 18:07 [Preview] No.22389 del
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who drew his pfp? looks like it was made by a 13 year old kid

Anonymous 05/04/2023 (Thu) 18:43 [Preview] No.22392 del
It’s cute and adorable like him

Anonymous 05/04/2023 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.22396 del
End of an era. He had that other avi for like 6 years.

Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.22712 del
stingbees aka ciara 2.0 aka michael sosa's new grooming victim. seymour paid for her bus ticket to get to sosa's moms house (sosa couldnt save up 200$ bc he's a junkie) under the condition that sosa would record himself fucking her and send the video to him. sosa has been supplying her with molly and other drugs since she got there.

Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.22713 del
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Is stingbees this girl? post a picture of her in case she is not this one

Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.22715 del
how old is the bees girl?
that's the 'mouse' girl

Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.22717 del
I think I found a picture of Bee she actually looks very cute and pretty

Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.22719 del
looks like a 56-percenter

Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.22723 del

she had an irl boyfriend and she cheated on him w a few dudes from discord (including sosa) n then broke up w him a few days before her n sosa met up

this is tinker

her selfies r edited to fuck this is what she acc looks like

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Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.22738 del
Does she have any pic with Sosa? She indeed looks ugly in real life.

Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.22743 del
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thanks just posting here in case he privates his account bet they had wild sex

Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.22745 del
I'm 15 lol

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Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.22752 del
I just made him breakfast, stay mad teehee

Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.22754 del
No one is mad, but you will be once the wall hits, not that it hasn't started already despite you only being 15, and you are replaced by someone younger and cuter. There were 15 year olds before you, and there will be after you. Teehee

Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.22755 del
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You are going to get replaced by Hanako or Trick when they turn 15 lol you are just one of the many underage e-girls he fucks and he probably thinks you are one of the worst girls since you look older. Enjoy being a doormat and a cumdumpster bpdbitch

Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.22762 del
Really never changes. How old are these girls actually? Shocked his mom still lets him live with her.

Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.22766 del
she looks like a 30 year old methhead

Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.22771 del
Post the new e-harem invite

Anonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.22780 del
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Fucking pedophiles I hope Sosa Empathchan and Seymour burn in the flames of hell

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.22796 del
does anyone have more information on the girl in the pictures with michael lol

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.22803 del
Lol Michael and Bee are lying about Bee being 15 years old to keep up with his internet pedophile persona and to appease her gross ass fetishes. Police showed up at his house and confirmed she was 18 years old, kek. You and Michael Gabriel Sosa are both disgusting as fuck

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.22813 del
not sure if this is legit or an attempt at misdirection

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.22815 del
Nothing in that image says she’s 18.

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.22816 del
Context clues say that we verified it ourselves by calling the police on him… Do you genuinely believe that if he were harboring a runaway child who came from a bus fare, especially across state lines (Which is a federal crime.) that he’d be sitting online posting with no recourse whatsoever? Use your brain.

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.22823 del
Are you fucking stupid? You realize he’s committed many other crimes without consequences. Fuck off with your gay little larp.

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.22900 del
not that anon but i know them and we did contact law enforcement. we know he's a pedophile and has groomed other underage girls. but this one is indeed 18 and pretending to be a minor to go along with his pedo fetishes. if you're legitimately concerned why don't you call san antonio pd like we did and ask them to check? because they'll likely tell you a call was already placed, an officer went there and confirmed she's 18. the only larp here is you pretending to care about a minor being statutorily raped, because if you were really concerned, you'd call just like we did and know we're telling the truth.

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.22901 del
Post some better proof then. Many of us called a long time ago when worse things were happening and nothing came of it.

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.22902 del
oh and i'll add this since i know she checks this thread, bee you're a nasty ass bitch for pretending to be 15 to please your pedophile boyfriend. you'll realize it when you're older how depraved that man is and how demented and sick in the head you were to play along with his shit. clearly you're not a minor but you do have the mental faculties of a child, and a retarded one at that

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.22903 del
was i supposed to ask the officer to take a picture of her ID, something they would never do and especially give to a stranger? are you literally retarded? fucking call and ask yourself again if you're actually concerned, you're not

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 20:04 [Preview] No.22916 del
The only believable thing you’ve posted here is that you’re some spurned orbiter of hers. This girl and the other one he’s posted both look underage. You posted zero proof to show otherwise.

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.22925 del
look up the number. i'm a woman, i'm straight, and in a long term relationship for over half a decade. i'm not attracted to or interested in a weird bitch who pretends to be a minor to dickride pedophiles. i did call them and shortly after received a text once my report was filed by the first officer i contacted. then about an hour later i received a call from the cop who went to his address and he told me there were 3 individuals present in the house, sosa, his mother, and his girlfriend whos 18 years old. again it's as easy as placing a call, you won't do it because you're fucking retarded and don't actually care. or you're her claiming you have "orbiters" and trying to keep your lie going to attract more coomer pedophiles. either way, rot

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.22930 del
Shut the fuck up you cringe newfag. Have some self awareness.

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.22931 del
you should've included these details in the first place

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.22950 del
I’m not a newfag either you swarthy nigger I just don’t spend my time orbiting pedophiles like you seem to do. Learn how to file a proper report instead of projecting, also kill yourself before barking orders at other anons

Anonymous 05/09/2023 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.22992 del
You seem painfully unaware of Sosa’s infamy as a predator with the protection of corrupt judges and cops. The cops either didn’t go or they didn’t care. You haven’t done anything special or better than others before you.

Anonymous 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.23009 del
stick to lolcow you dumb roast and stop shitting up seymour’s thread

Anonymous 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.23061 del
>”I’m not a newfag”
>”His name is Michael Gabriel Sosa”

This board is an extension of /r9k/‘s orbiting culture
Anons here have known who he is for about a decade

Anonymous 05/09/2023 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.23088 del
This board is NOT an extension of r9k. Some people here are from there, many are not.

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.23163 del
Yes there are some newfags from Lolcow and Reddit judging by how this >>22803
was posted verbatim on the former. You need to go back.

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.23169 del
newfags come from voxed, an argentinian reddit clone

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.23358 del
Vast majority of posters here are from r9k and r9k related discord servers. Most of the remaining percentage are from Latin and South American 4chan spin-offs.

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.23372 del
Michael here. No police ever came to my house and I’m not lying about her age. I don’t know where you got she’s a runaway from. I told people both publicly and privately I had the consent of her parent to let her visit. She also has some other family in Texas nearby she’s seeing.
I also never offered Seymour a sex tape? You’re clearly some form of deluded schizo that’s gone mad from stumbling onto our scene. I’ll continue to date minors as it’s not illegal to do so. Continue your deranged seething bitch.

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.23374 del
is Seymour lying then?

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.23375 del
Your girlfriend does not look like a minor >>22747

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.23377 del
Seymour is always joking around and I don’t keep track of all his jokes. He helped me pay for the bus ticket which I’m grateful for.

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.23378 del
That’s a bad pic taken by some dude with kids who’s upset Bee rejected him. Everyone irl I’ve introduced her to has thought she’s underage.

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.23379 del
Post more selfies of you with Bee if you have more. How did you find her?

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.23385 del
Maybe later, mostly sending the ones we’re taking to her fam to let her know she’s happy and safe. And I found her randomly on Instagram. The algorithm there typically recommends girls I like based on posts I like.

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.23387 del
Christ, she's so ugly

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.23388 del
"Of course I saw your pain
The wind beneath your wing;
A gallant knight you were;
My warm gentle brother"

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 18:18 [Preview] No.23445 del
Oh the dude I wrote that for turned out to be nuts lol

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 21:12 [Preview] No.23475 del
Are you dating her because she looks like Ciara? Does she know about your lore?

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.23486 del
Quit riding this nigga's dick

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.23487 del
I treat her like a daughter (no sex) and stick to reading the Bible with her in bed, and no she doesn’t know much about me. She’s kind of a rube.

Anonymous 05/10/2023 (Wed) 23:28 [Preview] No.23535 del
(210) 737-2726 Wonder what his mom will say?

Anonymous 05/11/2023 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.23538 del
That’s not her number and she wouldn’t respond to a stranger about private matters of course

Anonymous 05/11/2023 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.23642 del
you were so sure you did something and it turns out... you didn't. seems like you vastly overestimated your own competence. bet you feel silly now. guess you're the one who needs to learn how to file a proper report.

Anonymous 05/11/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.23648 del
the police did go to your house, called and asked them and they confirmed what theyre saying that a report was already filed. your girlfriend is 18. age of consent in texas is 17, you'd be in prison rn if she was 15.

Anonymous 05/11/2023 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.23662 del
No police ever came. If you did call, they probably recognized you were harassing me. No police has ever visited me from online issues. Only in Delaware was I ever searched for cp once (because Ciara was mad I didn’t give her drugs) and it was an optional search with the awkward acknowledgment that Ciara was a terrible person by the cop.

Anonymous 05/11/2023 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.23663 del
And again you are an utter retard. No where have I claimed to be doing anything illegal. I’m not having sex with her and I have the consent of her parent (who thinks I’m much younger though since I’ve lied about my age).

Anonymous 05/11/2023 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.23672 del
we know they went to your house michael, nobody's harassing you. you can pretend they didn't all you want

Anonymous 05/11/2023 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.23673 del
but hey whatever you need to protect the 18 year old lying about being 15 to attract pedophiles like you

Anonymous 05/11/2023 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.23677 del
not him but what would be the point of her lieing and saying shes 15 when shes actually 18? i mean i dont get it. that would attract a lot of unwanted reports and ppl trying to get him swatted. like i dont see any 'pros' of lying and saying she 15 when in reality shes 18.

Anonymous 05/11/2023 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.23679 del
A fetish. That’s the point. They have a daddy daughter little girl fetish.

Anonymous 05/11/2023 (Thu) 17:22 [Preview] No.23681 del
like >>23679 said its a fetish

I know Erica was big into daddy daughter roleplay when she was 14-21 and last I heard she was still into it.

Anonymous 05/11/2023 (Thu) 20:41 [Preview] No.23705 del
No police have ever come, why would they take you seriously. Try to imagine a world where not everyone shares your world view. Even Kaya’s own detectives gave up the pretense of pretending to care about her issues after repeated calls. You only tried once and in your own narcissistic delusion believe they acted like you wanted.
I’ll continue to date underage girls because there’s literally nothing illegal about doing it.

Anonymous 05/11/2023 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.23707 del
what's the point if you cant fuck them and your just grooming and cucking yourself by making them a better partner for who they date after you when they can actually get fucked

Anonymous 05/11/2023 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.23711 del
Erm I believe in Love… not everything has to be about sex and contrary to what some retards like the schizo above believe, I wanted a relationship with people like C*ara and S*nny, not just to fuck them.

Anonymous 05/12/2023 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.23758 del
Police are obliged to take reports of statutory rape and harboring runaway minors seriously. Post her id, scribble out the name and other details, leave the bday in

Anonymous 05/12/2023 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.23763 del
Every Seymour post is iconic to be honest

Anonymous 05/12/2023 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.23766 del
What server does he hang in now? Sheep/eharem splintered into 3 servers and two already got deleted

Anonymous 05/12/2023 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.23772 del
So iconic

Anonymous 05/12/2023 (Fri) 23:48 [Preview] No.23774 del
This and also we didnt tell the cops he lived with his mom and they said his mom was there kek, hes lying through his teeth

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Anonymous 05/13/2023 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.23782 del
Wow Seymour has his own cunny living with him too. We’re all gonna make it.

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Anonymous 05/18/2023 (Thu) 19:02 [Preview] No.24154 del
Well they don’t
Why wouldn’t his mom be there?

Anonymous 05/18/2023 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.24157 del

utter retard with horrible reading comprehension, yes they do. especially when it’s an urgent matter like this case. the point of them saying the police claimed his mother was there without anyone telling them was to confirm that they did indeed go to his house. the fact this has to be explained to you like you’re a toddler is atrocious.

other anons, call and ask san antonio pd.

to the pedo scrote, post her id with everything scribbled out except birthday. you won’t because you’re full of shit. you are a larping liar desperately reaching out of fear of confirming your own dox. and yes, 32 year old males pursuing underaged girls is illegal. if you try this again with another actually <18 vulnerable girl you and your complicit mother will both be facing charges.

Anonymous 05/18/2023 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.24159 del
relevant also:

Anonymous 05/18/2023 (Thu) 21:22 [Preview] No.24164 del
She owns his house and you needed the police to tell you that she lived there? What a retarded stalker

Anonymous 05/18/2023 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.24166 del
what thread is this from?

Anonymous 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.24167 del
this cuck was seething every day about her on discord after he found out she was into him lol

Anonymous 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.24169 del
nobody said that either you absolute dumbass lmfao. how are you seriously this incapable of comprehending basic english? we knew he lived with his mother, the police confirmed it without us mentioning it > hence they did go to his house. literal low iq porch monkey

Anonymous 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.24185 del
>we knew he lived with his mother, the police confirmed it without us mentioning it > hence they did go to his house.
Doesn’t make any sense. Anyone with an Internet connection could figure out who lived there dipshit

Anonymous 05/19/2023 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.24236 del
it doesn’t make any sense to you despite having explained it 5 times because you have abysmal intelligence and self-awareness retarded nigger chud

Anonymous 05/19/2023 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.24243 del
>more seething from the literal teenage newfag cucked by Sosa and Seymour
I’m sorry my IQ points aren’t low enough to see your accomplishments here you brain dead nigger

Anonymous 05/19/2023 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.24245 del
>more projection from the senile miscreant
like the other anon said i’m neither teenaged nor am i interested in maladapted 18 year olds with DDLG fetishes. i’ve been in a relationship for the better half of a decade?

not only are you completely retarded but you’re also unable to prevent yourself from leaking your necrotic brain matter’s discharge all over the thread with your constant freudian slips.

again, you’re either the pedo yourself, bee’s nasty ass trying to keep up with both of their lies, or a braindead “spurned orbiter” of sosa’s as you call it. not a single well-adjusted person is interested in orbiting retard pedos and their retard accomplices, except for you. and btw, nobody said we did anything special or achieved a significant accomplishment except for *shocker* you.

having the police go to his house & confirm her age is a completely normal response. the fact you think this is some impossible feat is you implying that we did something special/achieved an accomplishment, not the other way around, retard.

Anonymous 05/19/2023 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.24250 del
We all know how obsessed you are Spiral. Maybe you can have Sosa’s sloppy seconds when she’s done with her lol

Anonymous 05/19/2023 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.24255 del
I’m not spiral holy fuck you are braindead lmfao I linked what Spiral had said as a secondary testimony confirming she is 18 you brainlet. Just blow your head off with a shotgun already you can’t be this dumb

Anonymous 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.24287 del

>I’ll continue to date minors as it’s not illegal to do so
>I wanted a relationship with people like C*ara and S*nny, not just to fuck them.
Why though? Sure, its not illegal to date them, its just immoral and socially unacceptable to the point where you have to lie about your age to the parents of the recent girl.
Why go through this stress instead of dating women your age?

Anonymous 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.24288 del
i mean i can see how its worth the stress.. u guys seen it here.. girls hit the wall at like 22

Anonymous 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.24289 del
Only the ones with personality disorders who post themselves on image boards kek, guess that whittles down sosa’s dating pool to 0

Anonymous 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.24290 del
kennedis like 24 and still looks great. but to be fair she was never a retarded druggie so it was probably harder for sosa to dig his claws in her

Anonymous 05/21/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.24315 del
Woman are at their peak attractiveness by most men’s standards in their early 20s

Anonymous 05/21/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.24321 del

Anonymous 05/21/2023 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.24326 del
During one of the server splits she freaked out while Sosa was asleep because she gave the owner account info to someone who stole the Harem server

Anonymous 05/21/2023 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.24330 del
Imagine being in your 30s and the only way you can get your rocks off is to manipulate teenagers on discord into having panic attacks over you. Every time, dude. Every fucking time. Every girl that he sinks his teeth into. Same story every time.

Anonymous 05/24/2023 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.24472 del
I don’t really understand the point being made here either. I’ve never said my mother doesn’t live with me and anyone can check Whitepages easily to tell who lives with me. This doesn’t help prove that any cops visited me.
I don’t find older women (like past mid 20s) as attractive usually and I disagree with what you said about it being immoral.
I talked to Kennedi for a long time in private on Telegram. She would draw me and sing songs for me, but didn’t want me to be public about being friends with her. Never met her because I couldn’t afford to at the time I was close to her.
What a pathetic cope.

Anonymous 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.24474 del
Do you still find marky attractive? she is turning 26 in a few weeks

Anonymous 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.24475 del
I still think she’s pretty, but I preferred her when she was less skinny

Anonymous 05/24/2023 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.24480 del
Why are you the only person on this board who likes fat chicks

Anonymous 05/24/2023 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.24481 del
>She would draw me and sing songs for me, but didn’t want me to be public about being friends with her.
yeah? when was this you absolute master key
yeah if the only metric you care about is physical attractiveness that is true, and honestly i wouldn't even estimate that data at early 20s.
if you had a bunch of girls/women lined up the average peak attractiveness would probably be like 16

Anonymous 05/24/2023 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.24482 del
For several months before Bianca died. When she got killed I got really depressed and ghosted everyone for several months.

Anonymous 05/27/2023 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.24600 del
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I love Seymour

Anonymous 05/27/2023 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.24602 del
heard seymour recently lost his virginity in a threesome

Anonymous 05/27/2023 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.24607 del
How dare he not save himself for me...

Anonymous 05/27/2023 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.24609 del
You lost your chance, Marky

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Anonymous 05/29/2023 (Mon) 23:50 [Preview] No.24745 del
What a Chad

Anonymous 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.24756 del
i catfished seymour and made like 300$ off him using nudes from reddit lol

Anonymous 06/08/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.25119 del
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Anonymous 06/09/2023 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.25140 del
lock him up already

Anonymous 06/09/2023 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.25147 del
I can't beleive this retard is only like 3 years older than me. He has the mental age of a child and the body of a senior citizen.

Anonymous 06/10/2023 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.25209 del
Yet he gets more bitches than you.

Anonymous 06/10/2023 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.25213 del
He has an endearing and charming personality with handsome good looks is what you meant to say

Anonymous 06/10/2023 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.25214 del
seymours not a virgin anymore?

Anonymous 06/11/2023 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.25227 del
no, he got a practice gf to get ready for when the time comes that marky wants to marry him

Anonymous 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.25250 del
Isn’t he in his forties?

Anonymous 06/12/2023 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.25288 del
he's 50

Anonymous 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.25293 del
He's only as old as the girl he feels.

Anonymous 06/13/2023 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.25358 del
He lost it to girl on left in picrel

Anonymous 06/13/2023 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.25360 del
There is no fucking way bruh

Anonymous 06/13/2023 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.25361 del
Granted this was after many years of grooming via Betabux and patiently waiting for her to turn 18

Anonymous 06/13/2023 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.25362 del
actually, i heard it was the girl on the right

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Anonymous 06/14/2023 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.25378 del
aren't both of those trannies? so he lost his virginity to the blonde tranny?

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Anonymous 06/30/2023 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.25991 del
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That girl is a worse Bianca Devins copycat than Bee, calling herself Oxy was one thing but she also has the same Punpun painting on her bedroom wall that Bianca did

Anonymous 07/01/2023 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.26003 del
Stop seymour. Go back to your work.

Anonymous 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.26017 del
We're all gonna end up like that. Tell me your plan to avoid becoming seymour2.

Anonymous 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.26019 del

Get an 18+ female gf/ wife

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Anonymous 07/06/2023 (Thu) 21:27 [Preview] No.26684 del
My plan is to keep lurking this board.

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would you save baby seymour? or would you let him burn?

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Anonymous 08/14/2023 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.28647 del
i would slam dunk him into a trash can like in the TND copypasta

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Anonymous 08/26/2023 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.29382 del
Such an unfortunately disgusting specimen to look at.

Anonymous 08/26/2023 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.29388 del
anyone know what city seymour lives in?

Anonymous 08/26/2023 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.29415 del
Fresno, California.

Anonymous 09/18/2023 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.31336 del
I've started to wonder if this isn't not like some especially ugly uncle or something of him and not actually himself.
Has he ever live streamed?

Anonymous 09/18/2023 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.31341 del
I heard it's some guy he works with at the supermarket.

Anonymous 09/18/2023 (Mon) 23:38 [Preview] No.31355 del
huh, i never thought about that, would be funny if this was some incredibly elaborate reverse catfish

Anonymous 09/18/2023 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.31357 del
he livestreamed getting ciara's blanket

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Anonymous 09/20/2023 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.31443 del
does anyone have this? angelicism deleted it from his channel.

Anonymous 09/20/2023 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.31499 del
That seems unlikely, because why would he have such unkempt and almost intimate pics of a coworker from a supermarket?

I mean shit like >>28620 or that one where he lies in bed >>6802.
If it's a mentally ill family member, I could see this working out as a form of catfish.

Anonymous 09/21/2023 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.31556 del
who the hell is angelicism and why does it keep getting mentioned here? feels like someones trying to shill it for some reason. why the hell would they have had seymour's stream on their channel?

Anonymous 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.31564 del
Because they reup anything related to Ciara on their channel.

Anonymous 09/26/2023 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.31838 del
It's confirmed that Seymour lost his virginity and has a REAL gf now.

Anonymous 09/26/2023 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.31876 del
ditto for chris chan , what is YOUR excuse

Anonymous 09/27/2023 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.31996 del
>what is YOUR excuse
I don't have clout

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