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Anonymous 03/20/2022 (Sun) 12:26:16 [Preview] No. 3343
Hey, going to be posting some upscaled images in this thread.

I'm using https://www.cutout.pro/photo-enhancer-sharpener-upscaler which uses a credit/payment system per image and so I have paid for a limited amount of credits, so I can only post a certain amount of images each month.

Also shoutout to the Rosebud/Rose discord for letting me know about cutpro!

Anonymous 03/20/2022 (Sun) 12:27:42 [Preview] No.3344 del
well this website hate me and i none of my images in an OP seem to work so...

Anonymous 03/20/2022 (Sun) 12:29:02 [Preview] No.3345 del
im retarded?

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Yes i am, so posting one by one

Anonymous 03/20/2022 (Sun) 12:32:14 [Preview] No.3347 del
3/3 for now...

Anonymous 03/20/2022 (Sun) 15:44:45 [Preview] No.3348 del
cutout seems to do better than remini. thanks for high rez ash, anon.

Seabee 03/20/2022 (Sun) 16:19:21 [Preview] No.3349 del
Thanks, the larger the pic the more of her to love.

Anonymous 03/20/2022 (Sun) 18:20:43 [Preview] No.3350 del
these look pretty good.
are you the same guy from the discord? I wonder if this software would do a better job on that little tiny pic uncut posted a couple weeks ago.
also slouchy or I could clean it up in photoshop if it's sort of close

Anonymous 03/20/2022 (Sun) 19:27:37 [Preview] No.3351 del

she's got such a unique eye color. they're like emeralds in amber.

Anonymous 03/21/2022 (Mon) 01:22:43 [Preview] No.3353 del
We still don't know the color of her brown eye. Apparently she said she won't bleach because it's white enough whatever that means?

Anonymous 03/21/2022 (Mon) 03:29:24 [Preview] No.3354 del
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yellow light can trick you especially on digital cameras, the yellow of most lightbulbs or direct sunlight will make green appear hazel or light brown. even my eyes look grey or brownish in pictures, and they're actually blue.
you have to catch someone's eyes in white light to know the real color.

Anonymous 03/21/2022 (Mon) 12:43:09 [Preview] No.3356 del
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no worries, glad to share them

yeah they are one of her best features

hah good one!

Here are a couple more

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Anonymous 03/21/2022 (Mon) 12:45:55 [Preview] No.3358 del
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I tried it with cutoutpro but the result were pretty awful. Someone used Remni on it and that had much better results, so I used that as a base to build on and made some edits like new eyes, cheek and lip coloured and a slight shadow along the nose to make the edge of it more distinct

Anonymous 03/21/2022 (Mon) 12:47:16 [Preview] No.3359 del
nice screengrab, made a quick one from it but with a slight tweak to the lighting/colour

Anonymous 03/21/2022 (Mon) 15:23:21 [Preview] No.3360 del
try this one

valiant effort man, you have to basically draw it to upscale a tiny picture that much

this one actually turned out amazing, you can't even tell it's edited. I think I've seen better examples as well, that was just one that I found quickly, I will post if I find another

Anonymous 03/21/2022 (Mon) 17:10:37 [Preview] No.3361 del
>implying ashley would ever fall for the smartphone meme
Fake news DELET NAO

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Anonymous 03/22/2022 (Tue) 20:01:29 [Preview] No.3367 del
If you have a smartphone, do the right thing and smash that shit with a hammer.

Anonymous 03/22/2022 (Tue) 21:29:49 [Preview] No.3369 del
you're absolutely right. but for some reason I have this feeling I've seen Ashley with a smartphone before other than in that picture...

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Ashley has had a smartphone even before she had her 15 minutes of interneet fame. I was told these were taken from her old facebook which is now delet. Expecting a girl not to have a smartphone and take selfies is like expecting men not to rape. How the fuck did you all think she took pp? A hidden nature photographer?

Anonymous 03/22/2022 (Tue) 22:26:08 [Preview] No.3372 del
I was joking autist, I assume he was as well. the phone is visible in like a quarter of her videos.

Anonymous 03/22/2022 (Tue) 22:39:35 [Preview] No.3373 del
It's hard to tell when someone is joking or actually retarded here.

Anonymous 03/24/2022 (Thu) 12:53:34 [Preview] No.3393 del
>try this one
I will get around to it, I want to do most of the pics.

a few more

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Anonymous 03/24/2022 (Thu) 16:51:36 [Preview] No.3397 del
when was the red hair? was that after she deleted the youtube?

Anonymous 03/26/2022 (Sat) 12:41:28 [Preview] No.3412 del
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I think so

some more

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Anonymous 03/26/2022 (Sat) 12:47:01 [Preview] No.3415 del
as you requested but dont think it turned out that great unfortunately, she looks like she is half blinking

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Anonymous 03/26/2022 (Sat) 13:14:26 [Preview] No.3420 del
How can it not be porn if I'm jerking off to it?

Anonymous 03/26/2022 (Sat) 16:22:55 [Preview] No.3424 del
oh man they came out bright green in this one

oh man her face got fucked up in this one
maybe I'll try and fix it later

Anonymous 03/26/2022 (Sat) 18:43:00 [Preview] No.3427 del
post the original. i don't have this one for some reason?

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Anonymous 03/29/2022 (Tue) 12:44:52 [Preview] No.3464 del
latest batch turned out alright

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Seabee 03/29/2022 (Tue) 16:28:55 [Preview] No.3471 del
Again, thanks for the work you put in for these photos.
Not many girls could look so flawless as the Ash under the scrutiny of a high resolution closeup.

Anonymous 03/30/2022 (Wed) 12:31:44 [Preview] No.3479 del
I've always liked this pic. I imagine body slamming Ash on the bed and pinning her as she looks up at me like this.

Seabee 03/30/2022 (Wed) 15:58:38 [Preview] No.3480 del
For your own personal safety pay particular attention to

Anonymous 03/30/2022 (Wed) 23:16:26 [Preview] No.3483 del
are you sure you possess the strength for such a feat?

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Anonymous 03/31/2022 (Thu) 12:38:44 [Preview] No.3491 del
dude, just look at these guns!

Seabee 03/31/2022 (Thu) 15:12:01 [Preview] No.3492 del
Yea, definitely a girl not to be trifled with. Engage her at your own risk.

Anonymous 03/31/2022 (Thu) 22:52:19 [Preview] No.3498 del
I don't know man she looked kind of athletic in that one tiny pic Uncut or someone impersonating him posted a couple weeks ago, maybe she became a musclegirl.

Anonymous 04/01/2022 (Fri) 06:32:38 [Preview] No.3505 del
still doesn't look quite right to me but this is about the best I can do

Anonymous 04/01/2022 (Fri) 06:43:50 [Preview] No.3507 del
lmao she looks like a gook

Anonymous 04/01/2022 (Fri) 06:46:40 [Preview] No.3508 del
...so I succeeded?

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Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 12:47:56 [Preview] No.3539 del
updating this one as its a little pale

Anonymous 04/04/2022 (Mon) 13:32:12 [Preview] No.3574 del
the face paint got a little too sharpened but whatever

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Anonymous 04/04/2022 (Mon) 13:34:24 [Preview] No.3576 del
So, how many guitars does she have?
there is atleast pic related
2 acoustic
a sunburst guitar with like 2 humbucker pickups(?)
and bass guitar

and also a drumkit

Anonymous 04/04/2022 (Mon) 17:12:25 [Preview] No.3577 del
she had another electric? where did you see it?
I also didn't realize there were two acoustics

Anonymous 04/09/2022 (Sat) 13:25:09 [Preview] No.3666 del
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pic related on the left is the 2nd acoustic
and on the right is the other electric. She never uses it on any videos and I have no idea what brand it is though

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Anonymous 04/09/2022 (Sat) 16:50:48 [Preview] No.3674 del
ah you know what, that's a bass I think. idk the brand either though, I don't know basses as well.
and yeah you're right there was a black one and a tan one. like most couples in modern movies.

Anonymous 04/09/2022 (Sat) 19:22:06 [Preview] No.3680 del

uggggggg damn her for blessing us with her smile and then taking it away

Seabee 04/10/2022 (Sun) 04:54:19 [Preview] No.3687 del
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She sure does have a captivating and enthralling smile. I for one always enjoyed her cute little smirk too.

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Anonymous 04/13/2022 (Wed) 13:18:11 [Preview] No.3748 del
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ran out of credits, so its about a week till my subscription resets and I get 100 more.

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Anonymous 04/13/2022 (Wed) 13:21:19 [Preview] No.3751 del
Santa's face got fucked up

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Anonymous 04/23/2022 (Sat) 16:23:34 [Preview] No.3844 del
wow this one is seamless

Anonymous 05/01/2022 (Sun) 13:14:00 [Preview] No.3904 del
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Most of the ones left are either turning out completely shit or need adjustments. So posts here are going to be a lot slower.

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Anonymous 05/01/2022 (Sun) 16:32:33 [Preview] No.3910 del
>hey do you like My Chemical Romance and Bullet For My Valentine?
>yeah! how did you know??

Anonymous 05/01/2022 (Sun) 18:39:09 [Preview] No.3913 del
tbf, outside of their last album, my chemical romance was a pretty solid band

Anonymous 05/01/2022 (Sun) 19:48:07 [Preview] No.3916 del
yeah, they were another band like a7x that had a following before they became really big and the normies that shop at hot topic ruined it with their cringe emo attention whoring

Anonymous 05/01/2022 (Sun) 22:01:52 [Preview] No.3917 del
they're both ok, but I am glad the scene hair thing is gone forever

Anonymous 05/02/2022 (Mon) 01:40:51 [Preview] No.3922 del
ngl i think the scene girl look can be hot. it's a lot better that what we have currently. a majority of young college girls are atrocious looking.

Anonymous 05/02/2022 (Mon) 03:01:50 [Preview] No.3924 del
it is less bad than other things I guess

Seabee 05/02/2022 (Mon) 03:43:27 [Preview] No.3925 del
Here's an atrocious looking lesbian college "girl".
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wDYNVH0U3cs [Embed]

Anonymous 05/02/2022 (Mon) 07:11:52 [Preview] No.3926 del
It's better than this. I have a weakness for scene girls with blue hair.
Here's another atrocity.
The first time I watched this, I wasn't sure if it was a mtf or ftm. I mean, an actual dude going into a gynecologists office to get birth control is probably an actual thing in clown world now. I mean, there are mtf who stick tampons in their butt like they did on Southpark. https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/sen5qv/south-park-death-by-tampon
My former roommate was a dyke that looks like the girl screaming in your video who dated an ftm that looks like the girl in my video. They were fucking nuts. Trump lived in their head rent free for real. She told me that Trump plans to cage all women and force them to become breeders on a stud farm where they would be raped and forced to have babies for the patriarchy. I'm not making this up. I laughed but then she became angry and started yelling. It wasn't my decision to let this person move in.

Anonymous 05/02/2022 (Mon) 07:58:56 [Preview] No.3927 del
I think it's a woman. a fair number of FtM manage to pass I think, usually on account of being fugly, but not vice versa as we all know https://youtu.be/JASUsVY5YJ8?t=197
>an actual dude going into a gynecologists office to get birth control is probably an actual thing in clown world now
I was gonna say Jessica Yaniv, but nvm that was a waxing place. I'm sure it's happening though.

Anonymous 05/02/2022 (Mon) 10:18:08 [Preview] No.3928 del
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Anonymous 05/02/2022 (Mon) 16:27:42 [Preview] No.3933 del
I use to give FTM credit. They didn't seem as crazy as the obvious crossdressers who get offended by a prostate exam. Gotta get that TikTok content, though.

Anonymous 05/02/2022 (Mon) 20:39:25 [Preview] No.3934 del
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they're a little different. the MtF outnumber FtM considerably, and I think for them it's more sexual fetishization and going too far down the porn funnel. for the women it's mostly wanting to be part of the social movement and receive attention.

Anonymous 05/07/2022 (Sat) 13:21:34 [Preview] No.4060 del
>crying and thinking about sausage pizza

Anonymous 05/07/2022 (Sat) 13:23:16 [Preview] No.4061 del
>Oh anon you brought me some sausage pizza?!?

Anonymous 05/07/2022 (Sat) 13:25:02 [Preview] No.4062 del
>its not sausage pizza, but hot dogs are hot dog!!!

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>Im full now, come rub my full belly anon

Anonymous 05/07/2022 (Sat) 16:27:57 [Preview] No.4070 del
...who is this and does she have any porn of herself out there???

Anonymous 05/07/2022 (Sat) 17:00:48 [Preview] No.4071 del
budai? he just does lewds.

Anonymous 05/07/2022 (Sat) 19:00:11 [Preview] No.4074 del
buddha? yeah sort of, it's considered "artistic" though

Anonymous 05/07/2022 (Sat) 21:29:44 [Preview] No.4077 del
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theres none of her but she has plenty of porn featuring other people

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Anonymous 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:27:18 [Preview] No.4179 del
I just noticed the AI decided the necklace chain is going to be hair...
plus the the faint line across the right nostril.
Going to fix this one later

Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:46:55 [Preview] No.4190 del

this one's especially adorable. a little lens blur and you wouldn't even know it's upscaled.

Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:17:40 [Preview] No.4195 del
fixed version

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Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 19:52:08 [Preview] No.4201 del
Imagine laying there with her. Looking into her eyes. Slipping your hand under that shirt. Hnng.

Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 20:26:50 [Preview] No.4202 del
none of that now

Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:18:40 [Preview] No.4203 del
gonna lewd ashley 24/7 and there's not a gosh darn thing you can do to stop me

Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:52:57 [Preview] No.4204 del
...and rubbing her belly as your future manlet son Derrick grows within her and she say "God, I hate that abortion is now illegal and I have to live with this parasite growing within me. "Ashley, you only have a few more months handcuffed to the rails of this hospital bed. Then you can go beat your self with a hammer and fall down the stairs all you want the judge said, babe."

Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:04:00 [Preview] No.4214 del
She's so pretty. I just want to come home late one evening and crawl into bed with her. Wake her up with some smooches while whispering in her ear and she says, "Not tonight, you're drunk." Then I wrestle her out of the covers on the bed and she screams to stop. "You're my waif and you're gonna do as I say!" So I pick her up over my shoulder and take her into the living room and beat her all night at Smash Bros. while she cries abut it.

Anonymous 05/17/2022 (Tue) 14:49:49 [Preview] No.4241 del
You sick piece of shit, I bet you main Kirby.

Anonymous 05/17/2022 (Tue) 17:21:28 [Preview] No.4244 del
I'll crush you both. I'll crush all of you on a team against me.

Anonymous 05/17/2022 (Tue) 19:33:07 [Preview] No.4246 del
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Kirby can swallow a load of cum
Better loosen up because we're gonna run a train on that ass. You'll be going down faster than Michael Jackson on Macaulay Culkin.

Anonymous 05/17/2022 (Tue) 21:47:51 [Preview] No.4247 del
I want Ashley to dance to this beautiful song
will she ever come back bros?

Anonymous 05/17/2022 (Tue) 22:16:06 [Preview] No.4248 del
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a timeless classic

Anonymous 05/17/2022 (Tue) 23:44:18 [Preview] No.4254 del
Can you find Ashley?

Anonymous 05/18/2022 (Wed) 05:47:48 [Preview] No.4256 del
Are there no free upscalers out there? It seems like something that's fairly easy to create on your own, all you should need are high res pictures of girls' faces.

Anonymous 05/18/2022 (Wed) 06:05:35 [Preview] No.4259 del
dude, no, that is not easy to do

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Anonymous 05/19/2022 (Thu) 16:46:51 [Preview] No.4276 del
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God, she's so ugly and retarded. I hate her so much. That Ashton fella, on the other hand...

Anonymous 05/19/2022 (Thu) 17:53:30 [Preview] No.4277 del
woah, it turned that cheap abstract art into an avant garde masterpiece

Anonymous 05/19/2022 (Thu) 18:03:00 [Preview] No.4278 del

you didn't know ashley was into jackson polack?

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I prefer the real Ashley

Anonymous 05/19/2022 (Thu) 19:34:04 [Preview] No.4280 del
Este es Mila, no es Ashley. Pero ella es mi novia y es 4'11" tambien.

Anonymous 05/19/2022 (Thu) 20:10:07 [Preview] No.4281 del
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Este es Kaleigh, no es Taylor. Pero ella es mi novia y es 4'11" tambien.

Anonymous 05/19/2022 (Thu) 20:31:53 [Preview] No.4283 del
?Quien es Taylor?

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whatr all you mexicans doin here

Anonymous 05/19/2022 (Thu) 21:15:01 [Preview] No.4285 del
La nueva hija de Mary reemplazará a Ashley

Anonymous 05/19/2022 (Thu) 23:37:23 [Preview] No.4286 del
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i'm here to marry ashley and take her back to juárez

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 00:23:51 [Preview] No.4287 del
Nadie poder recolocar Kaleigh bonita, nadie.

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 00:54:37 [Preview] No.4288 del
Ashley detesta usted. Vete a casa, beaner.

Niño_Riendo 05/20/2022 (Fri) 01:17:06 [Preview] No.4289 del
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Escuchen espaldas mojadas, el único que va a poner su carne en su taco soy yo. A Ashley le gusto. Ella lo dijo aquí mismo.

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Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 02:00:55 [Preview] No.4292 del
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siempre supe que eras cubano

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Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 03:35:29 [Preview] No.4294 del
yeah right you just want a green card

Chico_Riendo 05/20/2022 (Fri) 04:12:49 [Preview] No.4295 del
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Si yo fuera cubano, habría golpeado al padre de Ashley y me habría casado con ella en 2014.

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 04:28:39 [Preview] No.4296 del
pero el te dio una paliza hace unos dias

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 05:42:28 [Preview] No.4298 del
Si la montana no viene a Mahoma, Mahoma va a la montana

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 06:37:53 [Preview] No.4300 del
y explota la montaña

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 13:44:01 [Preview] No.4302 del

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 13:46:52 [Preview] No.4303 del
I would chow down on Ashley's churri, no questions asked.

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 13:52:29 [Preview] No.4304 del
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?Ashley regresara en dos meses? ?Quien sabe si ella lo hara?

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 14:04:20 [Preview] No.4305 del
Y amo su voz chirriante, pequeno

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 14:16:02 [Preview] No.4306 del
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Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 15:50:38 [Preview] No.4307 del
dijo que "unos meses" >>3967
a lo mejor primero tiene que comprar todas sus armas

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 16:47:58 [Preview] No.4308 del
Guao, que es tan aterrador.

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 17:21:14 [Preview] No.4309 del
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la proclama de ashley será en su mayoría errores tipográficos

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 18:39:03 [Preview] No.4310 del
Pero pensaba Ashley es perfecta. Que lastima.

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 18:54:31 [Preview] No.4311 del
there weren't any typos dumb ESL

Chico_Riendo 05/20/2022 (Fri) 20:29:17 [Preview] No.4312 del
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Ashley está embarazada. Nuestro pequeño Pepito. Ella regresará en unos meses cuando él haya terminado con sus ordeñadores.

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 20:32:02 [Preview] No.4313 del
Google Translate is shit btw. When I run the Spanish translations back through to see if they are correct, they are a little off.

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 20:37:57 [Preview] No.4315 del
It's almost like technology is a meme and we're never going to get into the future we were promised with flying cars and ai war that murders billions of human waste.

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 20:41:23 [Preview] No.4316 del
are you paying a mexican to write those for you?

Anonymous 05/20/2022 (Fri) 20:48:52 [Preview] No.4317 del
No, but I should because clearly I can't trust a trillion dollar company to get it right.

Anonymous 05/21/2022 (Sat) 00:00:46 [Preview] No.4319 del
google translate did that? well it must be slightly better than it used to be

Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 13:16:22 [Preview] No.4347 del
Mexicans in her walls...
Mexicans under her bed...
Mexicans in this thread.

¡Dios mío!

Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 13:17:30 [Preview] No.4348 del

Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 13:18:33 [Preview] No.4349 del
Is there a full version of this?

Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 14:25:19 [Preview] No.4350 del
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here you go

Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 16:00:27 [Preview] No.4351 del
>I have become Ashoth, destroyer of worlds
>all shall turn to Ash

Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 19:59:41 [Preview] No.4355 del
Wtf is wrong with you?! Don't be posting Old Gods here, man!

Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 21:00:13 [Preview] No.4356 del
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Mexico is in her blood
Mexico is on her shirt
She's a spicy mamacita

Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 21:40:03 [Preview] No.4357 del
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Mexicans under my bed
Mexicans in my mind

Anonymous 05/23/2022 (Mon) 07:26:22 [Preview] No.4365 del
I always feel like Mexicans are watching me

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Anonymous 05/23/2022 (Mon) 18:27:16 [Preview] No.4369 del
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Anonymous 05/23/2022 (Mon) 18:37:40 [Preview] No.4370 del
woah I don't think I've seen this

Anonymous 05/23/2022 (Mon) 18:48:00 [Preview] No.4371 del
wait nvm I have
it's been a while since I marathoned all the videos

Anonymous 05/24/2022 (Tue) 13:13:01 [Preview] No.4375 del
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It sucks TLC canceled Barry and Linda after just a few episodes. Though I cant blame them after.. ya know... the incident...

Anonymous 05/24/2022 (Tue) 13:13:33 [Preview] No.4376 del

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Anonymous 06/01/2022 (Wed) 13:15:32 [Preview] No.4437 del
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Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 04:47:32 [Preview] No.4446 del
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I noticed that ash's eyes look weird in this picture. If you look close you can see it.

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 05:19:28 [Preview] No.4447 del

Seabee 06/02/2022 (Thu) 13:27:46 [Preview] No.4452 del
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It's just her inner self breaking free. Good videography.

On a different note, someone spied this delivered to her former home. Hope it means she's moving back in to make videos, target rich for sure.

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 14:40:07 [Preview] No.4459 del
That would be hilarious is Ashley somehow ended up back at her old house

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 17:19:19 [Preview] No.4464 del
this is an artistic work for the ages. the viewer is sucked in immediately by the contrasting colors, then notices something is off about the edges of the vending machine. why, this vending machine isn't truly located in this house. but why did they just cut it out in a square instead of masking the edges? were they just too lazy? fool. you've overlooked the very intention of the artist. they surely could've made you think this pepsi themed pop machine was really in this wood paneled bedroom, but they didn't want you to wonder why a carbonated sugar water machine was in a suburban bedroom, they wanted you to think about the MEANING of the pepsi in the bedroom. perhaps the artist himself doesn't even know what that is. after all, an artist's purpose is to ask questions and not necessarily to give answers.

Seabee 06/02/2022 (Thu) 18:01:45 [Preview] No.4466 del
>pepsi themed pop machine

As the Ash once said and quite vehemently I might add, "It's not pop, it's soda".

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 21:24:47 [Preview] No.4468 del
btw you can actually sort of do simple masking in ms paint, just color the part you don't want pure white and then check "transparent selection" in the select tool options

Seabee 06/02/2022 (Thu) 21:58:36 [Preview] No.4469 del
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Thanks, bro.

Anonymous 06/03/2022 (Fri) 13:48:39 [Preview] No.4475 del
my god Seabee, I think you're right... wait a second, is that...

Seabee 06/03/2022 (Fri) 16:40:30 [Preview] No.4479 del
Wow, you're too cool for school, heh, heh. Nice job.

Anonymous 06/03/2022 (Fri) 17:24:08 [Preview] No.4481 del

Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 13:20:44 [Preview] No.4513 del

Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 16:15:20 [Preview] No.4514 del
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Thank you for agreeing to hear my pitch, Mr. Katzenberg. Much like your successful platform Quibi, I will only need a "byte" of your time to convince you that this project has legs. (pause for laughter) Anyway... picture if you will a puckish apple-cheeked cherub named Ashton. He's a young wiener of a lad who though well-intentioned often finds himself in a bit of a pickle, a bit of a sticky wicket if you will. The series will follow him after a move as he ventures door to door in the new neighborhood introducing himself as a registered sex offender. It'll be animated of course - for the kids - and each episode will revolve around our hero running up against some closed minded bigots before winning them over. Only - and get this - he will always make a pear of things in the end by trying to molest someone in the household. Thus setting up the next installment. It'll be either a child or a pet or a elderly person depending on the context. I'm thinking Adam Sandler as star with the rest of the cast filled out accordingly with lesser ((((actors))).

Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 16:26:30 [Preview] No.4515 del
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Have NFT's completely stopped being a thing? Because otherwise this could run into more of money than a sheeny jizzing into a cash register.

Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 17:41:27 [Preview] No.4516 del
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the first one is disturbing because of the clear semblance to the original pic but actually looking like a passable pixar character

Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 00:09:09 [Preview] No.4522 del
Why does she look like a hapa?

Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 04:21:11 [Preview] No.4526 del
Looking forward to more Pixar r34 on Pornhub. Aunt Cass and Mrs. Incredible just don't do it for me anymore. A child, a pet or an elderly person you say? Can't wait to watch Ashton decide who to rape from Up. I like to imagine Ashton as the guy molesting Jessie in front of the other toys and they have to console her when he's done but can't clean her off as it would arouse too much suspicion.

Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 05:18:04 [Preview] No.4528 del
Your shitposts are so eloquently written. I will have to level up my shitposting skill some more to be at your level.

Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 13:32:10 [Preview] No.4553 del
If Sandler is too busy whoring himself out to Netflix, might I suggest John Turturro. He has experience playing a character that has to go door to door in the new neighborhood introducing himself as a registered sex offender.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KdOjVsfuKPs [Embed]

Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 13:34:04 [Preview] No.4555 del
had to replace the top right corner of her head and I think i did a decent job of it.

Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 18:00:59 [Preview] No.4561 del
you did, I can't tell even when looking for it

Anonymous 06/15/2022 (Wed) 13:19:37 [Preview] No.4628 del
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Anonymous 06/15/2022 (Wed) 13:20:19 [Preview] No.4629 del
the AI decided Ron will be a lesbian grandma in HD

Anonymous 06/15/2022 (Wed) 13:21:46 [Preview] No.4630 del

Anonymous 06/15/2022 (Wed) 16:17:31 [Preview] No.4632 del
Wife material. I just want to open jars and get things from the high cabinets for her. I hope she's not a feminist. That would ruin the fantasy.

Seabee 06/15/2022 (Wed) 16:40:52 [Preview] No.4633 del
I always liked this vid. I get a kick how she tries to suppress a chuckle when Ron's head slips a bit. Then she gives that long stare.

No, I don't think she's a feminist. I think I figured out why we have this unbridled attraction for her. Simply put, she has the Kavorka.

Anonymous 06/15/2022 (Wed) 17:00:29 [Preview] No.4635 del
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that's kind of like one of those cartoon scenes

Anonymous 06/15/2022 (Wed) 17:04:36 [Preview] No.4636 del
Then what happens when two people with the kavorka hook up? Because this is already a joke in my circle of friends about me. I actually have the kavorka from seinfeld fr fr no cap

Anonymous 06/15/2022 (Wed) 17:19:23 [Preview] No.4637 del
I think this enhancer tool must be an AI that's been fed lots of pictures and uses them to guess at what it should've looked like, so the really low res ones get more chaotic and look like chunks of random people thrown together

oh there you are, I thought you got yourself eaten by an alligator or something

Seabee 06/15/2022 (Wed) 19:22:42 [Preview] No.4639 del
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Coincidentally I thought of that very scenario. When two people meet that are blessed or cursed if you will with the Kavorka it would be as if worlds collide and the event would transcend into nothing less than the force of 1000 suns. Be careful. Anon, be extremely careful. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life get an ugly woman to be your wife. (ugly women as a rule aren't blessed or cursed if you will with the Kavorka)

Seabee 06/15/2022 (Wed) 20:02:05 [Preview] No.4640 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z4TOR7856d4 [Embed]

Anonymous 06/15/2022 (Wed) 20:13:16 [Preview] No.4641 del
listen here private, no 1000 suns is gonna keep me and my wife apart. the moment she senses the aura of my presence she'll start howling like a female wolf in heat. that's what ashley and me are, two lone wolves out surviving in the tundra of normies. and she'll see me and her long dormant reproductive instincts will rekindle, and she'll beg for my alpha genetic code, and i'll say not until you apologize for saying i'm boring and annoying, and she'll start crying and i'll pretend to be mad even though it never really bothered me. I know she was just kidding anyway, she actually really likes me. girls call you names and stuff when they actually like you it happens to me all the time. anyway about the kavorka, when i meet ashley it'll like two ICBMs colliding, it'll be like the cold war except hot. i'm russia's nukes and she's the US's. the whole world will shake from the shock of our impact, and fire and destruction will surround us. what do we care though, the world never did anything for us, we're just two lone wolves and they're a bunch of montana farmers trying to drive us to extinction.

Seabee 06/16/2022 (Thu) 01:55:24 [Preview] No.4644 del
Two points regarding your post:
Don't call me private. When my 4 year enlistment ended I was a petty officer 2nd class. That's an E5 equal to a sergeant in the Marines.

Seriously though, your remark about Montana farmers driving wolves to extinction reminded me of a tv program I saw some time ago. It was showing that bitch Sarah Palin (and I rarely speak ill of conservatives) flying in a chopper shooting wolves and laughing her ass off. Man I was so wishing that chopper to crash.

Anonymous 06/16/2022 (Thu) 20:48:43 [Preview] No.4651 del
>long dormant reproductive instincts
Oh, I know what the ladies like.

Anonymous 06/17/2022 (Fri) 05:52:47 [Preview] No.4653 del
>Get an ugly girl to marry you
I'm not settling for a 7
I want an 11
I don't care if marrying Ashley kills me
As long as I'm her kavorka
She can be my Kevorkian

Anonymous 06/17/2022 (Fri) 06:05:12 [Preview] No.4654 del
>I want an 11
are YOU an 11?

Anonymous 06/17/2022 (Fri) 07:05:35 [Preview] No.4655 del
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My charisma is

Anonymous 06/17/2022 (Fri) 07:08:30 [Preview] No.4656 del
prove it, record a video of yourself hitting on chicks

Anonymous 06/17/2022 (Fri) 12:44:43 [Preview] No.4657 del
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That's assault, brotha! I'm not just gonna give away my smooth moves for free, ex-lax. You'll just have to purchase my shitty ebook for $19.95 + shipping & handling

pivot Genrihgnomme 06/17/2022 (Fri) 21:37:43 [Preview] No.4658 del
"Ashley please make a new video, I'll do anything. I'll kill myself if you don't make a new video"

Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 01:04:28 [Preview] No.4659 del
Genrih can you do anything right

Anonymous Genrihgnomme 06/18/2022 (Sat) 01:20:17 [Preview] No.4660 del
anything, if itll bring Ashley back

Seabee 06/18/2022 (Sat) 02:45:33 [Preview] No.4661 del
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Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 02:51:46 [Preview] No.4662 del
change fill to solid color

Seabee, Anonymous Genrihgnomme 06/18/2022 (Sat) 03:04:08 [Preview] No.4663 del
how do i use things

Genrihgnomme 06/18/2022 (Sat) 03:09:43 [Preview] No.4664 del

Genrihgnomme 06/18/2022 (Sat) 03:10:24 [Preview] No.4665 del

Genrihgnomme 06/18/2022 (Sat) 03:15:53 [Preview] No.4666 del
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Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 03:16:17 [Preview] No.4667 del
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GenrihGnomme 06/18/2022 (Sat) 03:41:36 [Preview] No.4668 del
Are you dapper dna?

Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 13:00:29 [Preview] No.4670 del
Ashton can fill you with a solid
It's the avatar, Wang the cum bender
Yea I'm a big tuper

Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 13:44:21 [Preview] No.4671 del
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umm, sooooo anyways here is some m-m-ore upscaled pics y-y-you guys...

Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 13:45:19 [Preview] No.4672 del
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Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 13:46:13 [Preview] No.4673 del
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Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 13:47:25 [Preview] No.4674 del
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also, dapperdan pls let us know you are ok (seriously)

Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 17:09:26 [Preview] No.4675 del
blessed by lord satan

Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 18:26:14 [Preview] No.4679 del
soon he's gonna have to start selling his novels for food

Genrihgnomme 06/20/2022 (Mon) 08:37:12 [Preview] No.4696 del
чё у всех экзы сегодня?
все кидают чето результаты

AdskyiDro4ila 06/20/2022 (Mon) 08:37:55 [Preview] No.4697 del
Ashley please make a new video,

Rosemary 06/20/2022 (Mon) 08:38:17 [Preview] No.4698 del
I'll do anything.

randytaylor69 06/20/2022 (Mon) 08:38:48 [Preview] No.4699 del
I'll kill myself

Genrihgnomme 06/20/2022 (Mon) 08:39:17 [Preview] No.4700 del
if you don't make a new video

Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 20:06:42 [Preview] No.4708 del
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ah, snap, alien writing. beep boop bop. take me to yuor leader.

Putin 06/21/2022 (Tue) 22:19:49 [Preview] No.4712 del
nani nani

Anonymous 07/04/2022 (Mon) 13:28:34 [Preview] No.4924 del
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Anonymous 07/04/2022 (Mon) 13:29:13 [Preview] No.4925 del
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Anonymous 07/11/2022 (Mon) 13:22:33 [Preview] No.4992 del
POV: You finally meet your internet crush and this is the last thing you see before she pepper sprays you to death

Anonymous 07/11/2022 (Mon) 13:23:32 [Preview] No.4993 del

Anonymous 07/11/2022 (Mon) 13:25:52 [Preview] No.4994 del
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Anonymous 07/11/2022 (Mon) 13:27:11 [Preview] No.4995 del
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Anonymous 07/11/2022 (Mon) 16:42:52 [Preview] No.4998 del
>s-she's fast!

can you kill someone with pepper spray?

Anonymous 07/11/2022 (Mon) 17:58:23 [Preview] No.5000 del
i immediately imagined a john wick style fight without even reading the text.

Seabee 07/13/2022 (Wed) 02:36:44 [Preview] No.5001 del
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I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me it's just a dream

Anonymous 07/16/2022 (Sat) 13:58:49 [Preview] No.5017 del
thats probably just Laughing_Boy

Anonymous 07/18/2022 (Mon) 16:07:51 [Preview] No.5036 del
you must be an oldfag because pretty sure LB has been posting under a different name for quite some time now. you'd know that if you were one of the newfags in the discord

Anonymous 07/18/2022 (Mon) 19:27:38 [Preview] No.5038 del
this is the struggle with rebranding. no one's ever gonna stop calling them the Redskins no matter how many formal documents they change.

Anonymous 07/19/2022 (Tue) 06:09:49 [Preview] No.5046 del
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what the fuck is this picture
how and why did you do this

Anonymous 07/19/2022 (Tue) 06:13:23 [Preview] No.5047 del
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the namefag formerly known as LB 07/19/2022 (Tue) 13:53:18 [Preview] No.5051 del
*record skip*
*freeze frame*
yeah, that's me, the lich king. you're probably wondering how i got in ashley's bathroom. well it all started with her sexual harassment allegations at activision blizzard

Anonymous 07/19/2022 (Tue) 15:03:59 [Preview] No.5052 del
If you saw it, you better have saved it so you could repost it for the rest of us.

Anonymous 07/19/2022 (Tue) 16:20:56 [Preview] No.5053 del

"what is this eldritch horror beyond my comprehension?

...i didn't say delete it."

Anonymous 07/19/2022 (Tue) 17:05:19 [Preview] No.5054 del
well I didn't think they were gonna delete it a minute later

hey, person who posted that, why did you delete it? also why do you enjoy psychologically torturing me so much?

Anonymous 07/19/2022 (Tue) 21:44:03 [Preview] No.5056 del
Describe to us what it was.

Anonymous 07/19/2022 (Tue) 21:47:19 [Preview] No.5057 del
a very gross tranny. a very very gross tranny.

Anonymous 07/19/2022 (Tue) 22:49:05 [Preview] No.5058 del
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Wow, didn't mean to be so upsetting. (heheh) It was a random channer troon that I thought could pass for Ashton age 40. I was gonna use it to troll, decided not to, but kinda did anyways.

Anonymous 07/19/2022 (Tue) 23:03:41 [Preview] No.5059 del
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Anonymous 07/20/2022 (Wed) 03:54:06 [Preview] No.5060 del
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Yep. That's pretty cursed.

Anonymous 07/20/2022 (Wed) 13:04:08 [Preview] No.5062 del
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hey man, your back hair is starting to come in nicely!

Anonymous 07/20/2022 (Wed) 13:34:00 [Preview] No.5065 del
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Anonymous 07/20/2022 (Wed) 17:28:11 [Preview] No.5066 del
this is one of those "vibe checks"
she's "vibe checking" us

Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 04:45:42 [Preview] No.5067 del
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mfw standing in the morgue looking at the corpse of somebody's chile but sho' not mine

Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 07:59:32 [Preview] No.5068 del
the poor AI tried its best to make it pretty

Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 15:40:01 [Preview] No.5070 del
Hell yeah, bro. Want to ride dirtbikes at my house? I got a new Fox Racing jersey I want to wear out. I'll pick you up a Monster.

Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 15:43:28 [Preview] No.5071 del
Oh, so I guess this pic of Ash isn't good enough to become a wallpapper then. You're not transphobic are you? Trans rights are human rights. You have no place here bigot. Leave. Now.

Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 21:43:40 [Preview] No.5072 del
All I can think about now is Ashley being naked and that weird shower smell that lingers in the bathroom after someone gets out. To do this Ashley had to get naked. Think about that. Ashley nude. Let that sink in. The bathroom. That's where it belong. Taking a nude selfie? To post on the internet? Not on a rooftop? I don't think Ashley could even do that. This is too brave and stunning for her. I bet she sent it to Seabee for a free sausage pizza. He shooped it with some app to show off his gorilla mindset. Seabee. Give us the goods. I didn't know you had it like that. You're the Terry Richardson of ashleyj now. Seabee is probably taking pics of Ashley at this very moment. His big sausage pizza. All Ashley wants. All she has to do is stand there. Let Seabee rub his weird penis on her. Making dad jokes. Tell her all about that one time. His buds in BUD/S. SEALBEE. Built Tonka tough. Hit the beach of Grenada in '83. In a killdozer. Saved all the Marines. Thank you for you service.

Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 23:02:36 [Preview] No.5073 del
we all know he couldn't use photoshop so he did it all in ms paint. that's what an American Soldier does. we build, we fight.

Seabee 07/21/2022 (Thu) 23:16:52 [Preview] No.5074 del
Dude, you're a trip. Are you a minstrel? Are you the long lost son of one of America's foremost story tellers, Jean Shepherd?
Speaking of Ashley and showers I'm getting impure thoughts. It's so damn hot where I am that I can only imagine the Ash and myself in a cool shower as our bodies entwine, she admiring my Adonis type frame and myself admiring her tight and piquant anatomy.
As for Grenada I'll have to leave that to Clint Eastwood, Gunny Sergeant Highway to you. My exploits in Afghanistan can't hold a candle to his escapades.
"Rub my weird penis on her" The Ash always said that she preferred it uncut so I'll just leave it to your imagination or better yet you could just ask her.

Seabee 07/21/2022 (Thu) 23:23:03 [Preview] No.5075 del
You're right,friend, I couldn't photoshop if mine and Ashley's lives depended on it. There's only so much that can be done with a Window 7, LOL.

Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 23:39:40 [Preview] No.5076 del
That light switch is placed pretty high up. Who installed that? A Mexican on drywall stilts? It's supposed to be placed 48 inches from the floor. That's 4 feet according to Google. This light switch is obviously placed a full foot or so higher than it's supposed to be. Considering the average white male is between 5'7" and 6'2". How tall is David Faustino here?

Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 23:49:44 [Preview] No.5077 del
you'll be sorry

oh seabee the eloquent wording of your romantic posts always send a chill up my spine

...damn you're right that's pretty short even for Ash, is he/she/it leaning forward or something?

Anonymous 07/22/2022 (Fri) 03:56:31 [Preview] No.5081 del
i have kind of a fetish for detransitioned chicks. as long as they don't cut their tits off a deep voice is kinda hot. i expect in the future it'll be a whole porn catagory.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nM0fl7kjSiA [Embed]

Seabee 07/22/2022 (Fri) 05:16:26 [Preview] No.5082 del
Yeah, a deep voice on a girl is kinda sexy but then again I think Ashley's scratchy little voice is kinda hot too.

Seabee 07/22/2022 (Fri) 13:31:12 [Preview] No.5084 del
When I renovated my house I moved the light switches 6" off the floor so I could turn the lights on and off with my foot. I had to move them back to 48" because my dumb blonde girlfriend said that she was tired of bending over to turn the lights on and off. I told her it was so the lights could be turned on and off with the foot. Now she says that it hurts her leg to lift it 48" to turn the lights on and off.

Anonymous 07/22/2022 (Fri) 13:55:11 [Preview] No.5085 del
lol stupid whore ruined her voice

Anonymous 07/23/2022 (Sat) 13:54:09 [Preview] No.5087 del
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Barber: Alright, what kind of hair cut do you want?
Ashton: Just give me the Elliot Page.
Barber: Say no more.

Anonymous 07/23/2022 (Sat) 17:00:06 [Preview] No.5090 del
that was what came to my mind as well
Ellen has done so much damage setting a bad example for impressionable young women like Ashley

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Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.5305 del
she dyed her hair like 4 times in the months after deleting the youtube.
it must've all been because of some boy, that's my new theory.

Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.5306 del
somebody called her beaner and she was like, NOOOO i'm a wee scottish redheaded lass like me mum, ese! then she tried skin bleach and poisoned herself and died.

Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.5307 del
that does explain why she was gone for so long.

Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.5310 del
You should put all the light switches in the kitchen for her

Seabee 08/11/2022 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.5311 del
I doubt if she could even find the kitchen.

Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.5312 del
Because you probably have all the lights turned off and she can't find the switches

Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.5313 del
>Seabee and his gf
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OQZYz7qR0Fo [Embed]

Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.5314 del
She survived, it seems.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QanJcToqNH0 [Embed]

Ashley, you were once an 11. Now you're a 3 or 4 but I'm willing to overlook this and accept you for who you are now as long as I have regular access to shortbread.

Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.5317 del
if you're gonna be ginger, you gotta have a scottish accent. otherwise you're just an anagram.

Seabee 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.5319 del
Yeah, I was thinking of installing The Clapper in every room so all she would have to do is clap once to turn on the lights and clap again to turn the lights off but she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer and knowing her she'd screw it up by losing count.
So I asked her if she would be amenable to an Alexa device so all she has to do is say,"Alexa, turn on lights." So the first thing she asked me what amenable means. After I explained what amenable meant she stated that Alexa wouldn't work for her because her mom always told her to never speak to strangers.

Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.5320 del
the first part was funny

Seabee 08/11/2022 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.5322 del
>otherwise you're just an anagram
or a nag a ram

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.5326 del
he meant nigger I think

Anonymous 09/11/2022 (Sun) 23:13 [Preview] No.6327 del
it was a troll right? she ain't never coming back. oh well, let's do more nostalgia fagging

Anonymous 09/11/2022 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.6328 del
I told you so.

Anonymous 09/12/2022 (Mon) 16:43 [Preview] No.6336 del
Is there any point going to the "new" Ashley board as opposed to this board since the general consensus seems to be that a lot of us were pranked by the "new" board?"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=z-nfbDXTiHg [Embed]

Anonymous 09/12/2022 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.6337 del
you could go talk about trans rights to annoy him. it wouldn't really though, like everything else he pretends to be passionate about, he doesn't really care and is just putting on a show hoping to evoke a particular reaction.

Anonymous 09/15/2022 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.6397 del
I typically don't mind trannies on a person to person basis, and regardless of activism, I think public bathrooms should be single occupant with a lock on the door. I've had too many fags trying to proposition me, and I just don't like shitting next to other people in general. They should stay out of sports, though. And everyone who participates in drag queen story hour should be taken out in the street and ****, even the kids.

Anonymous 09/15/2022 (Thu) 22:50 [Preview] No.6399 del
Tell me about the fags that proposition you. I've been hit on by butch dykes. Had one follow me into the men's room at Wal-Mart and put her arms around me while I was pissing in the urinal. I also had a butch dyke roommate fall for me and she started drinking because I wouldn't date her. She would cry and exclaim no one loves her. She would come to my bedroom door at night and beg me to have sex while she was drunk. We had to kick her out because she pissed all over the apartment to get back at me while I had guests over. She moved in with a ftm trans when she left. I don't mind the lipstick lesbians as much but they are usually psychotic. I had a crush on a real pretty one but she turned out be batshit insane like those moms that force their kids to transition. My stalker claims she was a lesbian but now she claims she is bi and started dating a Jewish guy when I kept ignoring her, not even joking. We were coworkers. She's mixed and I have no interest in dating Meghan Markle. I've had gay coworkers crush on me and a bi friend make me uncomfortable a few times by giving me bedroom eyes. He wasn't bi until he went to college. I don't know how I feel about it? It doesn't seem to bother his wife. I don't fear faggots. I just don't want to associate with them because they are disgusting. Whether it be on the inside or the outside. The memes are real. I used to refurbish electronics and resell them on eBay. Most phones you repair still have the previous owners data on them. I was snooping on this one phone and it had a lot of pics of the previous owner on it. He just looked like an average joe. Lots of pics with family and friends but then I found some selfies he had took in the mirror and it just got worse from there. He had pics of himself sucking lots of other guys off and eating ass clearly in public restrooms. You could even make out the work uniforms of some of the other guys. Taco Bell was one. There was video as well. This guy recorded himself eating shit from some guys asshole in a public restroom. He was sexting both men and women but there were no nudes of women on that phone. Imagine being one of the women he fucked. You made out with a guy who eats shit. I'm sure there is solace in knowing HIV could show up in the next several years.

Anonymous 09/15/2022 (Thu) 23:29 [Preview] No.6400 del
too long. write it again in 2 sentences or less.

Anonymous 09/15/2022 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.6401 del
Ur g ay


Anonymous 09/16/2022 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.6414 del

I know this was a shitpost, but since things are dead around here I might as well hazard a somewhat humorous story. When I was fifteen I had to take a piss at Walmart. I hate using public bathrooms, but at the time this particular Walmart was still pretty clean. It was at night and I was there with some friends mostly hanging out because we were lame and had nothing better to do. I started toward the doorway and this 20-something dude just standing there darted inside. When I got in the stall door was wide open and he was on the toilet. I went to the urinal and he started loudly moaning and sort of muttering under his breath. Being the naive retard that I am my first thought was, "Poor guy, he must have some sort of bowel problem." I was genuinely worried whether I should seek help for him. I found out later that was a standard come-on and Walmart at night was a big cruising spot. Pretty much consistently after that some dude would wag his dick at me hoping I'd blow him. Again, being an autist, I would be like, "No, thanks."

Anonymous 09/16/2022 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.6415 del
Listen man, that is totally not meant to be a shitpost. It may seem like one because I often post them, but that is the truth. I've seen things, man, and some stuff.

Anonymous 09/16/2022 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.6416 del
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Anonymous 09/17/2022 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.6418 del
that was a great read and an entertaining story. finally, a post worth reading on this board.

Anonymous 09/17/2022 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.6419 del
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So you're saying you'd blow him if you weren't an autist? Why are you faggots like this? Show some restraint. If some rando female walked into a room with me and started diddling herself and moaning, I'm not going to join in. You don't know anything about these people? It could just be my mysophobia but that's fucking gross. How do you know it's not the parasites inside them trying to find another host?

My sister-in-law died from infections brought on by her HIV. It wasn't pretty. She got AIDS from the nigger she left my brother for. Don't believe all the blissful drug commercials. HIV is horrible to live with and you will not have a normal fucking life at all. She was on all the drugs. They only allowed her to live for another ten years and she was always sick and in pain. Constant pneumonia. She was afraid to take showers or get caught in the rain and no swimming. The only enjoyment she got was making sure her kids were prepared for adulthood because she knew she wouldn't be there for them much longer. I know some people live longer with the disease like Magic Johnson, but most actually don't. Bug chasers and giftgivers deserve the oven.

Anonymous 09/17/2022 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.6420 del
STDs are one of the main reasons why I didn't persue my career in law enforcement any further. I'd be well on my way to becoming a detective if I did. Besides just being exhausted with baby sitting niggers and being a marriage counselor to white trash, I didn't want to risk catching a disease from one of those ghouls that try to spit in your face or get their infected blood on you or stab you with an infected drug needle. I have mad respect for police for dealing with those people because if it were up to me, I'd just shoot them and leave them for the carrion birds.

All you degenerate faggots are obsessed with sex. Sex is only supposed to be shared with someone you love or else it doesn't mean anything. Casual sex will leave an empty void inside you and become little more than an addiction. My thoughts on this aren't based on my religion. I don't need God to tell me not to go fuck some disease-ridden faggot in the men's room at Wal-mart. I saw two soldiers making out in the men's clothing section at Wal-mart many years ago and it was one of the most disgusting things I had ever seen up to that point in my life. The clothing section at Wal-mart is an interesting place. It has no cameras watching it so it's where most of the shoplifting takes place. I know this because I worked loss prevention. Wetbacks would come in all the time and dress themselves in work clothes and just walk out without paying for it. Niggers like to go there to remove discs from their cases. Degenerates like to meet up to fuck there.

Anonymous 09/17/2022 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.6422 del
you probably get hookers on the regular. you have them pose for your fake Ashley pictures.
I 100% believe you were or tried to become a cop though, you have just the right personality for it.

Anonymous 09/17/2022 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.6423 del
It wasn't that I didn't try. I simply changed my mind. There were a lot of officers gunned down around this time where I live and twelve hour rotating shifts with never ending paperwork for every little incident just for the same pay a forklift operator brings home aren't worth all the shit you have to deal with on a daily basis. It's like dealing with bad customers all day everyday. You wake up and just know you're going to have to deal with someone later on who is going to ruin your entire fucking day and when someone actually needs help, you're just so bunrt out, you don't care enough. Always come home with bruises and scratches. If I'm going to take a punch in the face for money, it will be in the octagon, not outside an IHOP when the clubs let out. Police deserve to be paid more in my opinion. Departments should quit buying gear for milsim retards to larp in and just pay their officers better to improve the quality of their employees. The juice is not worth the squeeze. Nah, I've never been with a lady of the night. I've never been with any woman actually. I've had the opportunity many times, I've just never taken it. I'm not embarrassed about it at all. It's fucking sad some men measure another man's worth by whether or not he's fucked. My dad called me gay once in a fight because I wouldn't fuck some whore. Abstinence used to be a common virtue and only lesser men fucked whores. I did have an embarassing moment at a party once where I walked in right on the next turn of Never Have I Ever and it was sex themed. I didn't make it out without everyone finding out I was a virgin. Lots of laughs but afterward, some of the girls started talking to me and asking my friend about me. I wasn't interested. I don't like sluts because my mom and dad got divorced when I was a kid and I would always have a new stepmom of the week waiting for me at my dad's house on weekends and they were always degenerate drug users who would invite their other whore friends over to prep themselves in our bathroom for a night of streetwalking. This is how my stepmoms made a few extra bucks by charging them rent. I actually come from a prestigious family, though. My great uncle was the vice president of the United States. Generation X and Y just had some problems. My dad is basically Hunter Biden although personality wise, he is Randy Marsh from Southpark. He died in 2019. He pushed me out of his life a few years before he died because he was making detrimental health decisions and wouldn't let me take care of him. I believe the woman he was with when he died killed him. I remember the last time I saw him alive, he was covered in all bandages and begged me to stay with him but I left. and I regret it because he died soon afterward. I didn't go to his funeral because I just couldn't. Neither did my brother. My uncle was the only one there. Btw, the person that tried to kill me was my own little brother. I just didn't want to talk about then. He said he hated me because everyone loved me and not him. He's in prison now. Feels.

By the time I'm done posting here, no one will have to doxx me, lol

Anonymous 09/17/2022 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.6424 del
didn't you say you had sex before and your foreskin was never a problem?

>He said he hated me because everyone loved me and not him
yeah, I'm sure that's exactly what he said

Anonymous 09/17/2022 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.6425 del
No? And yes, he did actually say that. I don't know what he exactly meant by it but he has made very poor decisions in his life that forced my family to essentially disown him and when I've tried to help him, he called me a bully and got violent with me. He pretty much pushed away the only person left who actually cares for him. My mother is afraid to be alone with him and moved to another state so he couldn't easily just drop by. I can't have him stay with me anymore. He's clearly become psychotic and violent. I've seen too many fucked up videos on liveleaks of people killing their own family members to risjk that shit. He told me that he killed someone and I was next. It's been investigated further by police based on the information in my statement and they did happen to find a body which was identified as one of his friends on facebook and he was involved in a shootout with police a town over but he fled the scene. It's all really fucked up. The whole altercation started when he showed up at my place in the middle of the night with a bag and a flashlight. I believe he was there to burglarize my home which he has probably done before and since I never caught him in the act till that evening, we just thought it was burglars. He stayed for a few nights because he was all fucked up. Looked like he had survived a car crash but he wouldn't let me take him to the hospital because he was wanted and I wasn't aware of that at the time. Then one evening he thought I was actually going to call the police on him so he held me hostage and then tried to overpower me saying he was going to kill me and then himself but I'm actually far stronger than him so he rabbit punched me but caught me in the face instead and blood went everywhere. That's when I decided to flee because I had no idea how injured I was. I was bleeding profusely and he went to grab a lighter and starter fluid saying I got something for your ass right here and he was going to set me on fire. The police called an ambulance for me and told me I had to go with them because I needed stitches. Side of my mouth was split like Joker in The Dark Knight. The altercation we had a few years ago, he hit me repeatedly in the face well over 10 times, I was told by my roommate before he lost count, for literally no reason at all? He just got off the couch and attacked me. Same situation here. He was sitting on the couch and got up and attacked me while I was on my laptop wearing headphones. I think he suffers from paranoid schizophrenia brought on by his excessive drug use because he was never like this until a few years ago and he's been hitting the meth pretty hard for the past several years. It's really sad because I remember how he was when he was little. My grandfather once said, "Your children grow up just to break your heart." I don't know what it's like to have kids yet, but that hit me in the feels and I remember it still to this day.

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Anonymous 09/19/2022 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.6468 del
the fuck happened to this thread

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I've heard walmart bathrooms are a common venue for toe-tapping. or at least they were before stuff like grindr. I got one just a year ago, I think. it's possible it was just a fucking weirdo but I think it was probably a fag. I was going to this local rec center with my friend over the summer last year, we would work out and then go swim in the pool there. when we went into the locker room there was this kid (like 16 or 17) in there just sitting on a bench with his towel, on his phone or something. we go out to the pool, we're there for like 20 or 30 minutes, we come back, the kid is still there. we go into the showers, they're open showers, no barriers or curtains or anything. the kid follows us in. my friend and I are both sissies who leave our swimsuits on in the showers, fortunately in this case, cause the kid is in there next to us, eying us up and down, and he's notably standing with his arms behind his back, protruding his pelvis, and at half-mast at least. I have a feeling that was neither his first nor last shower that day.

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