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NEET General #1022 - Sensible Chuckle Edition NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No. 1048573
Have you NEETs had a chuckle lately?

Old thread: >>1047452
Edited last time by Shiban on 11/12/2026 (Thu) 09:48.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.1048575 del
>>1048573
How does he do it?


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.1048576 del
fucked up formatting and tired fr*g again


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.1048577 del


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.1048578 del
>>1048576
then make a better thread


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.1048582 del


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.1048583 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.1048584 del
Stop scratching it.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.1048585 del
>>1048583
gn pidger

gn neets


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.1048586 del
I farted


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.1048587 del
Ahhhhh that's better


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.1048588 del
>>1048583
Night fella.
This video should work.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.1048594 del


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.1048598 del
>>1048583
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.1048599 del
>>1048589
In the actual body of the book? Not in appendices, explanations, silmarillion or wherever else, but in the text of the novel Lord of the Rings/The Fellowship. There some reference that they wanted to avoid these particular relatives because they were vexing, thats what i remember.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.1048600 del
The headlights were there again when I went out to collect my bin.
I didn't look but I heard an uncouth male voice shouting to control a dog.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.1048601 del
Never seem to able to get anything done. Might waste tomorrow watching youtube videos on productivity.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.1048602 del
>>1048600
best to avoid them.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.1048603 del
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Reading a Manga about a NEET applying for Welfare being visited by a social worker. And is forced to cross-dress.

Has Cenno ever made any of you guys do that?


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.1048604 del
I had a good mango. Calypso variety. $2.90 from Coles.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.1048605 del
>>1048603
I was passed around the whole Cenno office.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.1048606 del
>>1048604
Sounds good.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.1048607 del
>>1048604
I bought one too, I was meant to eat it before bed, somehow had turkey breast instead


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.1048608 del
>>1048605
Sounds good.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.1048609 del
have a flawless plan for getting my life in order tomorrow, got it all worked out


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.1048610 del
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I put out the last of the ratsak carton today.
They are still taking it from both sheds.
That crippled rat died, I saw its body.
I don't know if I will buy any more.
I sort of figure if they can survive eating two cartons worth then they deserve to live.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.1048611 del
>>1048610
they ate each others bodies, kindheartedNEET


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.1048612 del
>>1048609
>tomorrow
Sounds doable NEET. You understand that the secret to succeeding at this sort of thing is to set a date in the future to start.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.1048613 del
>>1048610
Reinforcements from a neighbor's property, perhaps.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.1048614 del
>>1048613
This. Rats like to move about. They also aren't just at one place.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.1048615 del
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Got to wonder how the 14yo started it. Molotov?


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.1048616 del
>>1048615
why do you keep bringing this up?


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.1048617 del
>>1048616
It's only the third time. And I'm uploading an impressive photo for the other neet who was following it.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.1048618 del
>>1048373
There's a Dibbler in that photo?


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.1048619 del
GM NEETs


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 18:53 [Preview] No.1048620 del


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.1048621 del
need more sleep


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.1048622 del
>>1048621
Since I started meditating I don't need any more sleep anymore


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.1048623 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.1048624 del
Wake up to find out the eternal chink just got jewed


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.1048625 del
wondering if jensen will now defect to china, taking all his secrets with him


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.1048626 del
>>1048624
His falling out was too great


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.1048627 del
>Retards are dangerous, they ally with muslims and Somalis against the native country they are in, this is why Hitler killed them, they are the greatest fit for the definition of fifth column.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.1048628 del
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holy shit grets hit the wall fast


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.1048629 del
>>1048628
she needs to lean into the He-Man roleplay


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 19:47 [Preview] No.1048630 del
>>1048628
I absolutely agree with >>1048629


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NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.1048632 del


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.1048633 del
>>1048631
Did my morning blast already


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.1048634 del
Gotta start the day off right, man!


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.1048635 del
>>1048633
did mine last night after they cut the water supply to the street


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.1048636 del
>>1048635
You should supply feedback.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.1048637 del
>>1048628
Hitting teh wall implies one used to be attractive.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.1048638 del
>>1048619
Hey darling


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 20:09 [Preview] No.1048639 del
>>1048610
You need one of them ozone generators what which the Tasmanian fellow has.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.1048640 del
>>1048639
>ozone generators
Oxone generator sounds dangerous.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.1048641 del
>>1048603
No, but Cruisey has.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.1048642 del
>>1048637
Some people just hit the pavement


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 20:26 [Preview] No.1048643 del
Some of you need to hit the pavement and get a job


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.1048644 del
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going to the pub with cruisey


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 20:33 [Preview] No.1048645 del
>>1048643
The floor is good for improving your posture though >>1048587 probably has the best posture.


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NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.1048649 del
>>1048631
poopmaxed pudding?


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NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.1048651 del
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Good morning fellow patriots


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.1048652 del
it friday13th


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.1048653 del


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.1048654 del
in a liminal state, don't know whether I've had enough sleep or not


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.1048655 del
>>1048653
about to walk into Jaycar to shout this


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 21:49 [Preview] No.1048656 del
Monk Microslop needs you desperately!


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.1048658 del
Might even need to bring in Nuro
>Previous status: We've validated an alternative health check method on a subset of affected infrastructure, which allowed the servers in that subset to successfully return to service, and we're now applying this change more broadly. We're also preparing an automated recovery process to continually detect and restart unresponsive servers, to help keep them in service while this change progresses. Additionally, our review of recent changes has identified a small number of configuration updates that we're investigating as potential contributors to the issue.
https://status.cloud.microsoft/

Never redeem.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.1048659 del
>>1048657
Nuro could fix that with elbow grease and chain lube.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.1048660 del
>>1048659
He could.
I've seen sturdier backyard YouTube builds.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.1048661 del
There was an older mechanic who lives in rural or remote location in Australia on TwinkTok. He spoke had about the design of putting bolts upside down in cars and if the nut gets loose then the bolt falls out instead of the bolt hanging there with no nut, if that makes sense. After he posted the twinktok I believe he got a legal threat from one of those Chinese car manufacturers not to make any posts and he took everything down.


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NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.1048663 del
>>1048609
Is it in order yet?


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NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.1048665 del
Hello guys


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NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.1048667 del
>>1048628
Hideous.


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NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.1048669 del
>>1048655
You better not.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.1048670 del


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.1048671 del
On good authority, I have been advised that I have been pronouncing Weber wrong.
Its more like Justin Bieber, Walter Weiber.
Ẃēbêṛ


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.1048672 del
ˈwiː.bər


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.1048673 del
>>1048671
Sounds Swedish.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.1048674 del
>>1048673
I think he's an Italian.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.1048675 del
Tired, stressed, only woke up 20 minutes ago


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.1048676 del
The Ẃēbêṛ Republic will rise again.


NEET 11/12/2026 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.1048677 del
>>1048675
Steal some of that other NEETs meditation.


NEET 11/13/2026 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.1048678 del
Egypt just put 35 European Mislim groups on a terrorist list.
Its like how the Taliban are the good guys now.



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