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NEET General #689 - It Will Never End Edition NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No. 702899
The Gen keeps going on.

OLD: >>701881


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.702900 del
How?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.702901 del
>>702887
Thank you.

>>702895
>It's the only way I can stop myself eating mints.
Mint or Rub and tug tax. Many such cases.

>>702898
He told her last time about his trip in it. She was disappointed he didn't say anything earlier if I recall correctly.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.702903 del
>>702901
This is correct.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.702904 del
>>702903
One day she will be ready for the watch collection.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.702905 del
I am not one to speak though. I have whisky collection that had gotten a little out of hand.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.702906 del
>>702904
At the commune we will collect ear wax which we will turn into candles which we will then sell to help fund the place, the neets with the longest nasal hairs will be needed to make the wicks.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.702907 del
taxed for mothers day lunch


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.702908 del
My saints bet might have been a bad idea


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.702909 del
horny


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.702910 del
horny


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.702911 del
trying to work myself up to calling my mummybot


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.702912 del
>>702911
Do it now and then you can relax.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.702913 del
>>702905
She hasn't seen that either.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.702914 del
Walked through a heap of ants going into the restaurant and they bit me on the legs and tummy when I was sitting down inside.
Spilled gravy down my shirt.


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NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.702916 del
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need a poo then I can get comfy


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.702917 del
>>702914
I have two old tshirts that I wear when I eat soup or noodles because for sure I'm going to drip it all over myself.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.702918 del
>>702917
I need to start tucking napkins into my shirt like an ignorant seppo


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 04:49 [Preview] No.702919 del
cheesed to meet you


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.702920 del
cheesed to meet you


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.702921 del
cheesed to meat you


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.702922 del
BIG TEX


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.702923 del
>>702921
you ruined it


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.702924 del
>>702923
you ruined it


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.702925 del
TEQUILA!


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.702926 del
cashed out for 1 dorrar


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.702927 del
BIG TEX!


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.702928 del
>>702926
Big investment?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.702929 del
>>702925
da doot da da doot da doot doot


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.702930 del
Time to clog the shitter.


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NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.702932 del
>>702931
I don’t believe this for a minute


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.702933 del
>>702932
You're bluepilled and not going to make it.


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NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.702936 del
BIG TEX!!


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.702937 del
Gambling isn't real.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.702938 del
Trying to remember what I ate yesterday to make this much poo


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.702939 del
>>702938
Perhaps you are sleep feeding.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.702940 del
>>702935
Monk? No!


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.702941 del
>>702937
I knew it!


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.702942 del
waddling around like I just finished a legalporno shoot


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NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.702944 del
This should probably be a Mother's Day edition, or one for the poo towel.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.702945 del
>>702901
Not sure how I'm missing so many pivotal moments. First the roast potatoes, now this.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.702946 del
>>702945
You probably find yourself scrolling mindlessly and not savouring each post.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.702947 del
>>702908
I can hear crows music on the tele


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.702948 del
>>702947
Five goals for Big Tex.


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>>702945
I am similar at times. But I do enjoy reading the posts.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.702950 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lwvhL5io3ss [Embed]


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.702951 del
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do neets have an ultra low budget phone plan? How much does it cost?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.702952 del
got the remainder of my life savings on the pies


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.702953 del
>>702952
you should have treated yourself:
>Port Elliot Pork & Cider Sausages
>With onion gravy mash, beans & fennel


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.702954 del
>>702907
Do you need to hug them both?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.702955 del
Her pussy is mocha.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.702956 del
>>702955
Dribbling down my chins.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.702957 del
>>702946
Tastes of marjoram and duck fat.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.702958 del
>>702951
$230 a month.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.702959 del
>>702956
Mock creamed mocha frappe


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.702960 del
>>702958
do you know what budget means?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.702961 del
>>702951
$12.50 prepaid Woolworths Mobile legacy plan. I was shilling it last year. Their long life plans are the same value I think, but their cheapest prepaid 30 calendar day one is now $20 a month.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.702962 del
>>702955
10 points to Gryffindor!


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.702963 del
>>702958
SatelliteNEET?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.702964 del
>>702960
I got a PlayStation with it.
Deal.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.702965 del
>>702964
You could buy one after 12 months of saving on a budget plan.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.702966 del
>>702965
It's two phones and home Internets


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.702967 del
Sometimes I accidentally delete words from google


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.702968 del
>>702967
>>702932


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.702969 del
>>702966
I think you should shop around and consider cancelling that contract. There are better value plans out there.

I think you could do it for at least $120 a month or less with a 50/20 NBN plan and two mobile phones, including a home phone rental. That's at least $1200 a year saved.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.702970 del
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Are you going to be there Cruisedog?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.702971 del
>>702969
I asked for their best one.
That's the best one.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.702972 del
>>702969
You are probably wasting your time trying to reason with him. He is a bit naive and trusting of salespeople as well.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.702973 del
>>702971
You are being foolish.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.702974 del
>>702961
yeah, I can't find a cheap woolies one - there are ISPs that offer that price - TPG is offering $10 a month for 6 months


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.702975 del
Does anyone have experiences with TPG? Are they crap?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.702976 del
Feel sick. Thinking I might vomit. Haven't even had any goon. Maybe that is the problem. Having a chamomile tea.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.702977 del
>>702975
I use them. No dramas. Good speeds for me.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.702978 del
>>702976
>Having a chamomile tea
Good move NEET. Will soothe the stomach.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.702979 del
coles has a 1 year plan for $120, that's $10 a month, I'm hoping a company like that will be at least somewhat reliable


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.702980 del
>>702976
I'll have two bikkies with mine thanks.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.702981 del
You don't have bikkies with chamomile tea you bad-home savage. I'm withholding a (you) for making such an abhorrent and ill-mannered post.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.702982 del
what an ignorant nugget


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.702983 del
>>702981
Well said.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.702984 del
>>702970
If you the best speeds, no. Their plans are fine for average users and heavy downloaders.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.702985 del
>>702979
See their who sells them network access and what access to their network you get. Some also use 28 day billing cycles. Read the terms and conditions.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.702986 del
>>702985
>28 day billing cycle
Those companies are run by women innit.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.702987 del
>>702986
CEO of Telstra who started the trend off, yes.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.702988 del
>>702986
>>702987
Not sure if it is was the same one a few years ago, but I am calling it.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.702989 del
>>702981
Fine I will have a beer instead with two bikkies


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NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.702991 del
>>702987
>>702988
Each month when they get really pissed they just send the bills to the customers to take revenge.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.702992 del
>>702989
Scandalous.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.702993 del
>>702990
Tiffin has been busy.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.702994 del
>>702991
They upped an in-person payment fee too
>Telstra hikes fee for customers paying over the counter at Australia Post
>>From May 20 the telco will bump, from $1 to $2.50, the fee imposed on customers who pay over the counter at Australia Post, in Telstra’s own stores or by cheque.
https://7news.com.au/technology/telstra/telstra-hikes-fee-for-customers-paying-over-the-counter-at-australia-post-c-10634595

For context, you deposit money for free in most bank accounts at Australia Post and then pay using a free method.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.702995 del
Going to lie down.


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NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.702997 del
>>702994
>in Telstra’s own stores
this is fucking disgusting


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.702998 del
>>702995
Goodnight.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.702999 del
>>702996
Nice.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.703000 del
>>702997
They will cut the payment fee if you are in a specific group like elderly or disabled I think.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.703001 del
>>703000
I know what's going to happen if they try charging Motherbat $2.50 on top of her $30 phone recharge


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.703002 del
The backlash to the Optus leak was so severe the Optus shop in Victor closed permanently.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.703003 del
>>703002
You had fun in that store.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.703004 del
Operation Victor Charm handed out over 100 EEB fines in Brisbane today.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.703005 del
>>703004
in an hour


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.703006 del
>>703004
I am glad he is not alive to see this day.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.703007 del
>>702991
Did you visit your Mummybot for Mother's Day?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.703008 del
>>703007
They had their last week apparently.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.703009 del
My multi has been going perfectly. Daicos on most disposals but just got injured before half time. Looks like another week of being broke


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.703010 del
>>703008
Theirs plural as in Mother's Day, not his mother's last week.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.703011 del
>>703009
>My multi has been going perfectly
>Looks like another week of being broke
I am confused


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>>703009
>Looks like another week of being broke


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.703013 del
>>702996
Another bin


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.703014 del
>>703013
paramount browns


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.703015 del
>>703011
I bet on Daicos but hes off now


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.703016 del
>>703009
Are you even trying?


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Ok neets, The Mummy (1999) will begin in 1 hour. 20 minutes before that we'll be showing some videos on the pyramids. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


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>>703017


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.703019 del
>>702944
>Mother's Day edition
Isn't real.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.703020 del
>>703017
is this the Mummy Milkers Edit?


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I like how they have framed this article on the front-page.
>Horror photos of Chinese students in Sydney
>>Confronting photos show a disturbing crime as ruthless scammers target Chinese international students studying in Australia.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/virtual-kidnapping-scams-disturbing-aussie-crime-rocks-chinese-international-students/news-story/9f50ee4a2feb2d4095a3b22cd45e2e5c


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.703022 del
>>703021
Chinks are stupid.
If one of us got a phone call or email saying we were going to be arrested or something we'd just laugh and shitpost about it


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.703023 del
>Victims have reportedly been hospitalised because of the trauma they suffered from the extortion.
lel
>About 40,000 Chinese students are expected to arrive in Australia this year, boosted by a ban by Beijing on online study at foreign universities.
Christ.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.703024 del
>>703023
>Christ.
They forgot a zero


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.703025 del
>>703024
Christ0


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>>703024
Don't forget me.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.703027 del
>>703023
I should've gone to that fucking protest yesterday


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.703028 del
>>703026
You're the 200,000 on top of that 400,000


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.703029 del
>>703027
One NEET had a great time until his horse broke down.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.703030 del
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Ready.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.703031 del
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get in here neets, it's J U S T time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


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>>703030
Could you get out your pump neet, I seem to have developed a bit of a leak.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.703033 del
Boiled potatoes but realized they are roasting potatoes. Unsure if roast them with gravy and have them with bacon (certified hood classic) or try to mash them, or something else.
Will post results


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.703034 del
>>703032
Done.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.703035 del
bud.. too expensive..
greens.. please.. legalise..


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.703036 del
>>703035
J U S T


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.703037 del
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What does Indiana Jones have that The Mummy lacks?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.703038 del
>>703037
Just?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.703039 del
>>703037
a john williams soundtrack for a start


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.703040 del
Stressed about potatoes


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.703041 del
STRESSED


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.703042 del
>>703033
It makes no difference, not in any way that is important.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.703043 del
Roast potatoes were average, but it took way too long.
The only upside is that tomorrow I can refry the left overs Chinese style


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.703044 del
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, NEETS!


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.703045 del
stupid nugget lipped whore


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.703046 del
nugget


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.703047 del
n1gger


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.703048 del
Going to go for a quick run. Considerably less stressed now that I've gotten some things I needed to do done.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.703049 del
A nugget had a thought
But didn't write it down
He only spoke aloud
& off it floated like a cloud

A nugget had a thought
& a hundred thousand pens
but no paper on which to write
no foundation on which to begin

A nugget had a thought,
some pens & paper by the sheaf
He transcribed it from mind to ink,
It was retarded beyond belief


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.703050 del
>>703048
Stay safe out there NEET. Don't relax.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.703051 del
shitting yourself is the most efficient move to make


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.703052 del
>>703051
Game theory.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.703054 del
masturbation is self rape


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.703055 del
dissociating episode inbound


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.703056 del
>>703055
Is one of your other personalities going to come out?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.703057 del
>>703056
i think they've all come out at this point


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.703058 del
Still thinking about that poo the other day where I sat down, it immediately slid out, wiped clean straight away. All in all a very polite and orderly poo. This morning's wasn't like that as my arse exploded again but a neet can dream.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.703059 del
Thinking about that other NEETs poo


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NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.703061 del
Very hungry, resisting the need for feed.
Good night neets. Hopefully I do not die of starvation before breakfast tomorrow.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.703062 del
>>703061
Good night HungryNEET.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.703063 del
>>703062
We call him MagyarMate.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.703064 del
Watching the baby shark song again.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.703065 del
>>703064
Come watch sumo with us:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


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Gabagool


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.703067 del
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>>703066


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.703068 del
Been watching a show called Beef.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.703069 del
>>703068
Good show?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.703070 del
>>703069
Yeah, worth a watch. Hasn't really had a bad episode.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.703071 del
My life has had many bad episodes, and almost no good ones. My life would have a very low IMDB rating.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.703072 del
morning neetbros


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.703073 del
>>703071
>tfw your life isn't even good enough for womboflix


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.703074 del
Black coffee and lemon water for breakfast.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.703075 del
>>703074
on the diet wagon this morning?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.703076 del
>>703075
Just not hungry enough for breakfast, going to have eggs for lunch.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 22:12 [Preview] No.703077 del
>>703071
Woe


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.703078 del
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It's already a booze cruise kind of day.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.703079 del
converged


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.703080 del
Doing a DEED


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.703081 del
>>703080
>no flag


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.703082 del
>>703081
how does he do it? how?


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.703083 del
Found my flag, momentary panic


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.703084 del
Oi! Give it back


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.703085 del
Flagless NEETs deserve no rights.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 23:21 [Preview] No.703086 del
>>703072
morning


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 23:21 [Preview] No.703087 del
>>703080
A dirty deed


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.703088 del
>>703087
and done dirt cheap


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 23:50 [Preview] No.703089 del
Feel really sick. Worried I might vomit.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.703090 del
Feel dizzy, lethargic. Feel like I'm massively hung over but I haven't drunk anything in a few days.


NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.703091 del
Acid reflyx neets should eat plain yoghurt.
Food poisoning neets must suffer


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 00:03 [Preview] No.703092 del
>>703090
Not good neet, have you been drinking water?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.703093 del
>>703092
Not really, I'll give it a go now.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 00:30 [Preview] No.703094 del
>>703091
>Acid reflyx neets
And elevate their beds.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.703095 del
Feeling a bit feverish. Not sure what the fuck is wrong. I've never felt like this for no apparent reason before. I have to go do something but hopefully I can have a nap in a few hours.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 01:01 [Preview] No.703096 del
Craving a good nap.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.703097 del
Obsessively checking the bottleo websites looking for a good deal.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.703098 del
>>703094
Sound advice


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.703099 del
>>703097
Usually the gooner council at the bus stop deliberates on this before lunchtime. Rarely do I doubt my own judgement, yet I'm always the better for consulting them


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.703100 del
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NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.703101 del
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NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.703102 del
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NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.703103 del
No longer feeling sick. I don't know why, maybe the caffeine kicked in?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.703104 del
Lyme disease is an intergalactic substance bringing in codes from the beginning of time.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.703105 del
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This week on womboflix - on Wednesday a man and his american sports car fight crime in the 80s in the tv show Knight Rider

Then on Saturday, a true story about the hunt for the Zodiac serial killer in 1960s San Francisco, directed by David Fincher, we have Zodiac (2007).

Finally on Sunday, it's popcorn movie time with Pacific Rim (2013) - colossal sea monsters have emerged from an interdimensional portal on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. To combat the monsters, humanity unites to create gigantic humanoid robots, each controlled by two co-pilots whose minds are joined by a mental link. Directed by the same dude who did Pan's Labyrinth, oddly enough.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.703106 del
>>703105
Is Zodiac a scary movie?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.703107 del
>>703106
I've never seen it, but it's a film about a serial killer by the director who did Se7en, so probably.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 03:00 [Preview] No.703108 del
>>703107
I might need another NEET to accompany me for movie night then.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.703109 del
>>703100
Don't go down that path
>>703101
>>703102
nice shots


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.703110 del
>>703109
I went down that path.
Mawson Wetlands.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.703111 del
Won $50 on the chinaman.
Having the prawn pasta and a pint of pale.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.703112 del
>>703111
>Won $50 on the chinaman.
I have recorded this on the spreadsheet. I hope you will not try and conceal your future losses.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.703113 del
I might


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.703114 del
>>703100
>>703101
>>703102
Lovely.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.703115 del
I just did


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.703116 del
interfaith marriage


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.703117 del
I have washed my public outfit and hung it on the line. I am considering getting a haircut on Wednesday.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.703118 del
>>703117
I cleaned up my beard last night.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.703119 del
>>703112
I have been recording all wins and losses on the gen.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.703120 del
>>703119
we still know


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.703121 del
he has more losses than wins


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.703122 del
>>703118
You look good NEET. A commanding presence.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.703123 del
>>703115
>>703116
Congratulations NEET.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.703124 del
>>703119
Just make sure you don't forget any.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.703125 del
have a kit


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.703126 del
i had two tomatoes today


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.703127 del
i tattooed a penis on a drunk neet's face once


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.703128 del
if we made a separatist country ours would be a 4th world country


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.703129 del
how do you slice your sandwiches?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.703130 del
>>703129
With a knife.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.703131 del
>>703126
Cherry tomatoes?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.703133 del
>>703131
no


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.703134 del
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NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.703135 del
i might start a .webp to .png conversion site


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.703136 del
>>703133
tomatoe tomatoes?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.703137 del
>>703134
One haddock please.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.703138 del
Seven coffees. Three poos.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.703139 del
>>703138
Poor ratio.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.703140 del
Suicide seems like the right move


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.703141 del
>>703138
Poo ratio


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.703142 del
>>703140
Stop posting all this random shit.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.703143 del
Contemplating copying Webby and getting a bottle of sauv blanc.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.703144 del
>>703142
Stop posting your whiny shit


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.703145 del
>>703143
Copying Weber is always the smart move


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.703146 del
>>703145
You would have better results doing the opposite.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.703147 del
I never liked dry wine


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.703148 del
>>703146
A silly post


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.703149 del
I used a NEET's email to sign up for mailing lists once


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.703150 del
When did you last deworm yourself?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.703151 del
>>703097
I got a longneck of coopers stout for free just now, and the $25 wine was $20.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.703152 del
>>703151
You earned it


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.703153 del
>>703151
Well done NEET.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.703154 del
>>703152
heckin did


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.703155 del
>>703154
Enjoy it


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.703156 del
>>703155
heckin will


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.703157 del
1453 soon


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.703158 del
Haven't had any food today.
Too close to dindins now.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.703159 del
Going to have a kip


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.703160 del
>>703158
What's for dindins?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.703161 del
>>703160
dunno
kfc or some kind of pig food


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.703162 del
>>703161
>kfc
I read today that "mashies" are back on the menu.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.703163 del
>>703162
Not a big mashed taters fan


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NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.703165 del
>>703147
Mix it with some water.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.703166 del
>>703150
The last explosive poo.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.703167 del
>>703151
winning


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.703168 del
>>703164
Lemons, lemons everywhere.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.703169 del
>>703164
Leave Weber's trolleys alone.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.703170 del
depressed looking at seek
might have to apply to maccas


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.703171 del
>>703170
they don't hire adults


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.703172 del
>>703171
Does it help if we're not mentally adults?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.703173 del
>>703172
no, cos the law says they have to pay you based on your actual age


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.703174 del
>>703173
Should be paid on ability


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.703175 del
I need to lise my grip on reality snd fully enter my fantasy world


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.703176 del
I find women attractive


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.703177 del
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>>703176


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.703178 del
>>703177
My mistake. I find attractive women attractive


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.703179 del
>>703175
Say hi the all the arse gnomes for me.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.703180 del
>>703178
You don't think Olive is attractive?!


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.703181 del
>>703180
She's not ugly but she's not particularly pretty either. I've seen the make up free pics of her posted on here and she doesn't really stand out one way or the other.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.703182 del
>>703103
Good to hear neet


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.703183 del
>>703164
Solid collection


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.703184 del
>>703181
That sounds like a reasonable assessment.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.703185 del
>>703184
But I would still RAPE her.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.703186 del
I am grateful my fridge does not play bad techno


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.703187 del
>>703186
What kind of techno does it play?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.703188 del
I heard that a NEET's fridge is a well respected member of the synthwave community.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.703189 del
>>703164
Trolley life.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.703190 del
>>703189
Guess the race of the people that live there.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.703191 del
>>703171
That's not true. They will hire just about anyone these days.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.703192 del
>>703190
White.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.703193 del
I am annoyed that news.com.au worked out that you could get all you wanted from their front page clickbait headlines just by hovering the mouse and reading the url. Now their urls are just as cryptic as their headlines and you have to click on the story and open it to find out who they are talking about.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.703195 del
What's your favourite healing crystal?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.703196 del
My aunt says I need more magnesium in my diet


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.703197 del
>>703195
piss crystals


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.703198 del
Too woed to do anything
Wish I could kill myself and be reborn as someone else, anyone else


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.703199 del
>>703198
Your wish has been granted. You have been reborn as a Chinese sweatshop worker.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.703200 del
>>703199
should have made him trans too


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.703201 del
listening to a song on repeat


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.703202 del
>>703200
with a lisp


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.703203 del
might have oporto for dindins
kfc makes nothing spicy


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.703204 del
>>703203
thpithy


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.703205 del
>>703203
Pajeet delivery?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.703206 del
>>703205
yeah I try not to drink drive


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.703207 del
>>703105
>Knight Rider
Haha. Whole fugging country watched that.
Weren't many choices however.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.703208 del
>>703207


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.703209 del
>>703207
doot da da doot
deet de de deet
doot da de deet da doo


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.703210 del
i am neurotypically hindered


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.703211 del
>>703206
That's what you let us believe


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.703212 del
the theme tune is a banger


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.703213 del
the ocean is full of sin


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.703214 del
>>703211
Nah, I'm a strong believer in Murphy's Law (not you Dan, you potato nugget).


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.703215 del
>>703213
>sin
semen


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.703216 del
>>703209
Are we gonna have AI cars soon?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.703217 del
>>703216
Nope.


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NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.703219 del
>>703217
Well there are the self dirving shites, but they won't jump any time soon.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.703220 del
>>703219
Tesla's self-driving feature is quite faulty.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.703221 del
>>703187
Industrial


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.703222 del
>>703220
like my bumhole


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.703224 del
>>703223
Hopefully some jap has disemboweled himself as a result of this fuck up.


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>>703214


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.703226 del
Gooning again
Couldn't stand the woe
Weak, fragile, crushed mind. Manchild, unfit for this world


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.703227 del
Opened a 320g box of Celebrations after my Oporto.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.703228 del
>>703207
sounds like everyone's seen it but me


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.703229 del
>>703226
find something to do other than drinking


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.703230 del
>>703228
only the old noots would have seen any of it


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.703231 del
>>703229
like what? I am trying to apply for the 16 jobs I need to do for cenno by tomorrow but cant bring myself to do it


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.703232 del
everything tastes like soap


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.703233 del
>>703232
leave the bathroom, neet


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.703234 del
>>703233
gonna rape you for that


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.703235 del
>>703209
TEQUILA!


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.703236 del
>>703233
kek, good one


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.703237 del
>>703227
All gone soon?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.703238 del
>>703233
Well bantered.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.703239 del
>>703237
I ate about 10 and put the rest of the box away.
Drinking wine now.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.703240 del
>>703233
Poorly bantered.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.703241 del
Did you lot ever get your mouth washed out with soap? I did


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.703242 del
>>703239
Well restrained.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.703243 del
>>703241
Yeah by one of the Nuns.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.703244 del
>>703218
Making it to Dan's before closing time.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.703245 del
I bet cruisey is at the chinaman


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.703246 del
>>703245
They need each other.


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All aboard!


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.703248 del
That awful cripple post killed the thread.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.703249 del
>>703248
>killed the thread
crippled the thread


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.703250 del
>>703249
Well bantered.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.703251 del
>>703247
I imagine this as being a metaphor for ausneets, with cruisey or possum driving the mong train.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.703253 del
I accidentally put coffee in the mug I had planned to have a chamomile tea. Habit took over.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.703254 del
>>703201
I've been listening to Golden Brown and every cover ever made over and over for three days. Almost want to try heroin.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.703255 del
>>703254
You could join us on the NEET yacht to the north african coast


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.703256 del
>tfw never get invited to be part of a cripple train


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.703257 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdpAVIHgo [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.703258 del
>>703255
Imagine the smell after a few weeks at sea with a half dozen neets onboard.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.703259 del
>>703256
Get a wheelchair and join it. It needs more carriages.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.703260 del
>>703257
Me, far left.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.703261 del
>>703260
You look good.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.703262 del
>>703259
We could do a similar thing at Dans and call it a goon train.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.703263 del
>>703262
I hope it doesn't get to a high speed though.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.703264 del
>>703263
We will keep Monk in the caboose.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.703265 del
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NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.703266 del
>>703265
Sad innit


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.703267 del
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One day I'll get to read this


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.703268 del
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Something is wrong with HP.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.703269 del
>>703267
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.703270 del
>>703269
Your arse is doable
Come watch South Park on cytube
It's playing season 6
Cartman just shat out his mouth


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.703271 del
Or put something on womboflix


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.703272 del
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>>703270
Sounds like a 🚩


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.703273 del
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NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.703274 del
>>703273
Pidge strikes again.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.703275 del
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>>703272


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.703276 del
Broke up a cat fight, got a big scratch right down the wrist vane on my forearm. Looks like a suicide attempt


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.703277 del
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>>703275
Still makes me kek. This woman is good value


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.703278 del
>>703276
You can talk to us NEET about those feelings.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.703279 del
>>703276
Disinfect it immediately.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.703280 del
>>703279
She'll be right


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.703281 del
>>703276
Goodbye neet.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.703282 del
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>>703280


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.703283 del
>>703280
Cat scratch disease is no laughing matter


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.703284 del
No womboflix


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.703286 del
>>703284
I could throw in Raid Redemption for you on endcorner.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.703288 del
Or there are couple of blokes who crossed Scotland in a straight line, I can stream their yt vids.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.703289 del
>>703287
No doubt the work of Grimace.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.703290 del
>>703285
The Snorkle Tech saved the day.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.703292 del
It's a no then.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.703293 del
need to find a job so I can save money and buy a semi-rural property in north queensland big enough to play music outdoors as loud as the speakers go and smoke choof in my undies while I swing in circles on the clothes line


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.703294 del
>>703293
lol you think you'll actually achieve that?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.703295 del
>>703293
I would very much like to see the video of this.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.703296 del
>>703295
just huff lead paint and get hallucinations of him doing that


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.703297 del
Have a blessed day Neets.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.703298 del
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Reminder that subversive Jewish psychiatry isn't real


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.703299 del
>>703298
How about non-subversive Jewish psychiatry?
Subversive non-Jewish psychiatry?
Non-subversive non-Jewish psychiatry?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.703300 del
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Financial stress from parents directly translates to psychological stress in children and socioeconomic status of families directly correlates to diagnosis of child, and adult cases of ADHD.
Mental illness is simply not real and obviously a combination of character flaws.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.703301 del
Good morning NEETs.

It's falling out of me.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.703302 del
>>703300
Did your father ever reply to your email and address your statement that mental health isn't real?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.703303 del
Hopefully this coffee bring out another poo.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.703304 del
>We're on Centrelink and the dole is fine - I'm even SAVING money! Welfare recipients open up about the reality of life on JobSeeker as they're handed more cash: 'Life's been pretty good'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12084195/Centrelink-Jobseekers-insist-dole-fine-bludger-debate-rages-advocates-demand-money.html


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.703305 del
>>703300
>Mental illness is simply not real
>a combination of character flaws
A combination of character flaws aren't real.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.703306 del
I wish my life for the past 8 years wasn't real.
Good morning neets.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 21:19 [Preview] No.703307 del
>>703306
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 21:19 [Preview] No.703308 del
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>>703306
>I wish my life for the past 8 years wasn't real.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.703309 del
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>>703301
>>703306
>>703307
Morning NEETs


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.703310 del
>>703309
Good morning NEET.

Nice bird.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.703311 del
CRUISEDOG HAS A STINKY MOOT


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.703312 del
>>703282
That was from one of the early Tom Baker series' wasn't it?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.703313 del
>>703312
yeah, the ark in space.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 22:02 [Preview] No.703314 del
The Doctor wizzes around committing space and time committing genocide


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 22:02 [Preview] No.703315 del
>>703305
>A combination of character flaws aren't real.
I knew it!


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 22:02 [Preview] No.703316 del
committing nugget


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 22:02 [Preview] No.703317 del
>>703314
High speed doctor?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.703318 del
Morning.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.703319 del
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NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.703320 del
>>703318
morning


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.703321 del
>>703319
Breakfast club in full swing. Good work.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 23:24 [Preview] No.703322 del
>>703318
>>703320
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.703323 del
I decided to pull all my clothes out of my cupboard and actually fold them up.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 23:38 [Preview] No.703324 del
>>703323
Saving storage space?


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 23:46 [Preview] No.703325 del
>>703324
It seems to have cleared a lot of space, but also going for that clean room clean mind thing. I've still got a ways to go and there's some more junk that I need to get rid of. Boxes I haven't been in for years indicates that I don't really need that stuff.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.703326 del
>>703325
I had a similar clean out and organise last year. Good luck.

Consider getting some clear storage boxes so you can see what's in them. If you can get smaller storage boxes to have everything stacked and visible to see where it is is also neat. I found a lot of stuff I wasn't aware of that I could have used instead of buying more.


NEET 05/15/2023 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.703327 del
>>703325
I had a clean out a year ago, so many clothes and junk that I didn't need and the stuff I was undecided upon I simply asked myself have I needed it in the last 12 months and if the answer was no it went.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.703328 del
>>703327
Good strategy.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.703329 del
>tfw a 5XL neet with only an XL parker to keep warm with


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 00:15 [Preview] No.703330 del
>>703329
Keep warm one limb at a time.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.703331 del
>>703329
Instruct a skellie to buy one a CEO parker.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 01:10 [Preview] No.703332 del
i wonder what would happen if we introduce tanks into the ecosystem


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.703333 del
250,000 credits and 7 days of premium but only if you download it now


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.703334 del
/ausneets/ dating sim


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.703335 del
i need to move near a rub 'n tug place


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.703336 del
a neet doesn't like tomatoes


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.703337 del
>>703335
You probably already do.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 01:22 [Preview] No.703338 del
family guy funny moments compilation videos


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.703339 del
>>703333
>3333
Winning already.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.703340 del
>>703337
it's all old white people near me oh no oh no oh no oh no!!!!!!


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.703341 del
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NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.703342 del
gamma radiation enema


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.703343 del
i need to get my desktop out


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.703344 del
>>703265
Seems to mostly track pretty well with how socially conservative the country is.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.703345 del
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Kitty.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.703346 del
there is a man in america called cedric who entertains


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.703347 del
>eat
>still hungry


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.703348 del
i used to live in a puddle but the sun dried it up so now i'm homeless


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 02:01 [Preview] No.703349 del
>>703347
Have some fibre, it's helped me lose over 10kg. Beans or low carb bread from aldi.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.703350 del
>>703349
I had a big bowl of bean bolognese just before. I am JUSTED beyond belief.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.703351 del
>>703350
>bean bolognese
Mexican Italian.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.703352 del
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>>703351


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.703353 del
>>703352
You will not be missed.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.703354 del
i need to buy a jar of mayonnaise to make a russian salad


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 02:31 [Preview] No.703355 del
>>703340
They use arthritis cream as wank lube.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.703356 del
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Tomorrow night on womboflix we'll be watching the first episode of Knight Rider, starring David Hasselhoff and his 1982 Pontiac Firebird trans am packed with early 80s AI. I've never seen it before but apparently I'm the only one.

On Saturday join us as we try and uncover the mystery behind the Zodiac (2007) killings, staring Jake Gyllenhaal, Mark Ruffalo, and Robert Downey Jr.

Then on Sunday we have a big fun action popcorn movie in the form of Pacific Rim (2013), where giant battle robots piloted by humans battle it out with giant bug things in the pacific.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.703357 del
Lazy good for nothing neets.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.703358 del
>>703356
Just a heads up, I'm going to need one of the NEETs to sit with me as we watch Zodiac.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.703359 del
>>703357
gonna rape you for that


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.703360 del
>>703358
Last time you sat on my lap but pissed yourself when the MGM lion roared.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.703361 del
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>>703360
you promised not to tell anyone that


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.703362 del
A big old 28 standoe tax


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.703363 del
>>703362
Should have rounded it up to 40.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.703364 del
grabbed her by her antlers as I fucked her from behind


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.703365 del
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>>703364


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.703366 del
>>703365
your holes exist solely to be used


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.703367 del
do indian pussies taste spicy?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.703368 del
i made a mistake and ate all the chocolate


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.703369 del
>>703367
Like off dhal and spoilt ghee


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:39 [Preview] No.703370 del
>>703369
ghee that doesn't sound good


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.703371 del
I need to defeat the sugar jew. I'm going to brush my teeth more often to hopefully make me eat less


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.703372 del
>>703370
An acquired taste


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.703373 del
>>703371
Thus begins the toothpaste eating arc


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.703374 del
>>703373
Fuck you American


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.703375 del
What does Olive's gussy taste like? Something TexMex?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.703376 del
>703375
Vile


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.703377 del
>>703375
Goonsweats


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.703378 del
I reek of piss (in the sense of urine, not beer).


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.703379 del
Going to go visit Dan soon.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.703380 del
>>703379
Pack of burger rings please.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.703381 del
another day of no breakfast or lunch
not long until dindins
having op rums


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.703382 del
>>703380
Dan doesn't sell them.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.703383 del
Possom was bought to tears of laughter when he first watched Tom Cruise deliver that iconic "binding resolution" monologue as Les Grossman once


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.703384 del
>>703383
>Possom


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.703385 del
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NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.703387 del
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>>703385


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.703388 del
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NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.703389 del
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>>703385


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.703391 del
>>703387
Praying to Wizzy.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.703392 del
>>703387
That's at least an AMEB Level 7 stick banging performance.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.703393 del
>>703388
this triggers me


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.703394 del
>>703387
I refuse to believe blackfulla music had this much rhythmic structure before European colonialisation.
I reckon it would've been a one beat polka with varying tempo.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.703395 del
Alright, I'm actually to off to go see Dan. What should I buy from the old Jew?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.703396 del
>>703395
A litre of turkey.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.703397 del
>>703396
Wild turkey?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.703398 del
>>703397
Yeah, usually about $70 for 32 standoes


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:27 [Preview] No.703399 del
>>703398
Golden oaks is the same for $12.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.703400 del
Don't tell me that wild turkey is a cheaper way of getting drunk for the same reason that pub meals are cheaper than cooking food yourself.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.703401 del
>>703399
Metho and a $1 loaf of bread


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.703402 del
Going to cut my hair.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.703403 del
>>703395
A flagon of the cheapest.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.703404 del
>>703402
nasal?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.703405 del
>>703404
Head.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.703406 del
>>703400
I sometimes get the $60 700ml ones


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.703407 del
>>703404
bussy


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.703408 del
>>703399
Spirits wont give you diabetus like 5 litres of white wine will


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.703409 del
I'm considering trying to create a tulpa gf.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.703410 del
stupid no posts nuggets


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.703411 del
>>703409
what's dat?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.703412 del
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>>703411


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.703413 del
>>703412
i googled it u fuk


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.703414 del
>>703408
I mix it with bepis


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.703415 del
>>703413
>dat
>u
>fuk


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.703416 del
>>703415
I used to work with a gook called Dat


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.703417 del
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keeping the crime rate low


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.703418 del
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>>703358
Ready.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.703419 del
>>703368
At least you have an empty box now.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.703420 del
>>703373
>>703374
kek


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.703421 del
>>703417
kek


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.703422 del
mulling over whether to have an impromptu movie screening tonight


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.703423 del
ate kfc feel sick already


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.703424 del
postie woman delivered two boxes of whisky even though I didn't get an email or sms to say they were coming


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.703425 del
>>703424
>two boxes of whisky
Birthday treat?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.703426 del
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>>703423


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.703427 del
>>703424
Should have invited her in.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.703428 del
>>703427
Rub and tug dilemma.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.703429 del
>>703425
one was the monthly club member one (a 13 year old Glen Grant), the other was one I pre-ordered months ago and forgot about (an 11 year old Lagavulin charred oak cask).
some tv person called nick offerman seems to be associated with the second one for some reason


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.703431 del
>>703428
A free choke with every delivery.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.703432 del
>>703429
>a 13 year old Glen Grant
The rum finish sounds nice.

>11 year old Lagavulin charred oak cask
That sounds nice too
>Get set for the smokiest, charriest, most behemoth Lagavulin yet. This is Laga cranked up to 1000, using only the most heavily charred casks for that trademark big, bold, full-bore flavour. And it’s already picked up Double Gold at the 2022 San Francisco World Spirits Competition.
https://www.whiskytrade.com.au/products/lagavulin-11yo-offerman-edition-charred-oak-cask-750ml?variant=42845721297056


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.703433 del
>>703430
KEK


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.703434 del
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>>703432
>The rum finish sounds nice.
Where did you see that?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.703435 del
>>703434
As the 'finish' if it is the same vintage.
>Glen Grant 13 Year Old 2008 Rum Finish Morrison Carn Mor Strictly Limited Scotch Whisky 700ml
https://www.selectscotchwhisky.com.au/products/glen-grant-13-year-old-2008-rum-finish-morrison-carn-mor-strictly-limited-scotch-whisky-700ml


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.703436 del
>>703435
That's a different whisky.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.703437 del
All whisky is the same.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.703438 del
>>703437
Is whisky real?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.703439 del
>>703437
silly post


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.703440 del
>>703438
Yes.
>>703439
No.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.703441 del
golden brown
raped by a clown
in my bum
making me cum


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.703442 del
>>703441
>>703439


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.703443 del
>>703442
>>703440


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.703444 del
>>703443
>>703439


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.703445 del
>I have narcissistic personality disorder. I see it as a gift
>>It has helped me understand why my other emotions never clicked like everyone else’s, and why when I got angry, there was nothing that could stop me other than myself.
>>Rock bottom
>>I have been in intense psychotherapy since October 2017 and the only way I got there was rock bottom. Rock bottom emotionally, financially, mentally and physically.
>>At 31, nothing in my life was going the way it was supposed to and I was blaming everyone other than myself.
>>One fateful night it all came to a head and I found myself screaming at my six-month-old son because he wouldn’t stop crying and it was apparently his fault that I was not achieving my goals and dreams.
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/insight/article/i-have-narcissistic-personality-disorder-and-i-see-it-as-a-gift/v87clxzh5


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.703446 del
>>703444
>>703439


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.703447 del
>>703445
>brown "person"


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.703448 del
>>703446
>>703439


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.703449 del
>>703447
There was a woman in the article yesterday about the episode tonight. It also felt like the right time to post it.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.703450 del
>>703422
Womboflix will be showing some british comedy tonight at 7pm AEDT (in 40 minutes) for those neets who need some cheering up. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.703451 del
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>>703449
>There was a woman in the article yesterday


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.703452 del
Going to be hard moving out of my town without a car.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.703453 del
Going to lay in bed until I go to sleep. Goodnight NEETs.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.703455 del
>>703453
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.703456 del
>>703453
You should stay up a little later and watch the british comedy with us. Go to bed this early and you'll wake up too early.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.703457 del
>>703450
I will watch 20-25 minutes worth, but have to do some shit for those cheese grater cunts after that


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.703458 del
>>703453
Goodnight.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.703459 del
>>703452
How are you going to get about?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.703460 del
>>703414
Good advice.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.703461 del
>>703452
Are you the neet stuck in Townsville?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.703462 del
>>703457
They're pushing you too hard.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.703463 del
sudden urgent bloppies
that kfc grease


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.703464 del
>>703463
It's flying out of you.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.703465 del
>>703462
They’re fucking us off shortly in favour of a pajeet they hired
Last few tickets have been asking for various procedures to be documented
Ignoring those


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.703466 del
>>703464
I’m going to be late for Womboflix
It’s probably a two chuxer


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.703467 del
>>703463
The grease works better than metamucil.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.703468 del
>>703465
>Ignoring those
I'd be doing the same thing.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.703469 del
>>703465
>Ignoring those
Based.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.703470 del
Had some moscato. Might move over to the Sauv Blanc.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.703471 del
>>703470
Fine choices.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.703472 del
>>703470
cheers


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.703473 del
>>703466
>It’s probably a two chuxer
Good scale of measure. Is a three chuxer an emergency?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.703474 del
Not sure I like the sauv blanc.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.703475 del
>>703474
Mix it with some milk.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.703476 del
Slowly starting to come around to the sauv blanc.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.703478 del
>>703475
Smart.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.703479 del
Still going on the same glass of sauv blanc.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.703480 del
>>703477
Looks pretty nice.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.703481 del
i got offered a warlock apprenticeship


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.703482 del
>>703477
looks alright, but you know you want the scorpion jacket from drive


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.703483 del
wtf im a ching chong now


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.703484 del
>>703481
you're just his house servant like in kings quest iii


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.703485 del
>>703482
>>703483
>>703484
Fuck you Gook


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.703486 del
>>703485
china numbra wun


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.703487 del
>>703483
You make a good chink.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.703488 del
>>703482
>>703483
>>703484
>>703486
reported for being a chink


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.703489 del
>>703488
Always was, always will be.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.703490 del
>>703483
Gook evening.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.703491 del
Going to make this glass of sauv blanc the last and go back to the moscato.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.703492 del
dry wine is gross


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.703493 del
>>703492
Wine is wet you mong.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.703494 del
>>703491
Wise decision.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.703495 del
imagine how fucked your tastebuds have to be to only like dessert wine


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.703496 del
>>703493
kek


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.703497 del
>>703493
i hope you get raped


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.703498 del
>>703495
i hope you have a close encounter with a lathe


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.703499 del
>>703495
What is a digestif?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.703500 del
>>703498
bit rude


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.703501 del
>>703499
an after dinner drink


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.703502 del
>>703500
> [China]


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.703503 del
(151.26 KB 1079x1071 RAPE.jpg)


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.703504 del
imagine how fucked your tastebuds have to be to only like bat soup and live dog haunches


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.703505 del
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Except that in my case the voices tell me it's not schizophrenia.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.703507 del
>>703506
I hope you get AIDS.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.703508 del
Downloading the Mario film.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.703509 del
>>703507
Who is saying this?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.703510 del
>>703509
some bad home neet


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.703511 del
>>703510
Tiktok NEETs deserve it, Mr Chinaman.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.703512 del
>>703509
>saying
This isn't a group chat.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.703513 del
>>703492
No sweet wine, just unfermented.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.703514 del
>>703512
But don't the voices create a voice chat for him?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.703515 del
>>703513
????????


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.703516 del
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There is only one tiktok account tolerated around here.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.703517 del
>>703516
Handsome fella.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.703518 del
>>703516
She'd enjoy getting raped by my bwc


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.703519 del
>>703516
vile


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.703520 del
>>703450
I'm still there


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.703521 del
>>703518
>bwc
>b
lol


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.703522 del
>>703515
Fermentation stops either because the yeast run out of sugar (dry) or because the alcohol concentration becomes too high and they die despite having extra sugar (sweet). I think he means that by starving the yeast you have cut the fermentation process short and fermentation should only end with the alcohol content getting too high for the yeast.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.703523 del
>>703518
>>703507
>>703498
>>703497
Remarkably low quality posting.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.703524 del
>Olive spasming under Weber as he grunts like a pig


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.703525 del
>>703523
They're all responses to low quality posts. Just like this is a response to your low quality whinge post.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.703526 del
>>703522
> starving the yeast
I'm going to starve my neet stick of attention so it's even more keen tomorrow.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.703528 del
>>703526
Maybe if you stop posting we will like your posts more?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.703529 del
>>703528
ok


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.703530 del
>>703527
>>703528
Remarkably low quality posting.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.703531 del
>>703529
post more


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.703532 del
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>>703520
Computer says go


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.703533 del
>>703532
you fucked it up


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.703534 del
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The conductor of the cripple train is angry.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.703535 del
>>703532
kek


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.703536 del
>>703534
almost as vile as olive


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.703537 del
>>703482
>>703483
>>703484
>>703486
>>703495
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NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.703538 del
Wish I didn't blow all my cenno on gooning and slapping


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.703539 del
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NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.703540 del
>>703538
How long till the next payment?
What's your plan for sleep?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.703541 del
>>703540
Are you inviting him over?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.703542 del
Nuro let me sleep in his gape during a particularly frigid winter night once.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.703543 del
>>703541
High speed isn't very fuel efficient. He might not make it.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.703544 del
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>>703538
you just need a pay day loan, head on down to the case, and score a big win


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.703545 del
>>703542
Hold onto and cherish that memory. RIP.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.703546 del
>>703540
Sunday. Just gonna white knuckle it, probably won't sleep tonight


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.703547 del
monk needs one of those centrelink debit cards that stop you wasting all your money on goon and slapping


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.703548 del
>>703546
We'll pass each other this morning. I wake up and you go to sleep like we did last fortnight.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.703549 del
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Need to go watch YouTube videos instead of hanging out
The comments are not good enough


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.703550 del
finished teh cheese grater stuff and retired to the couch bed and hten got called again about a non-existent issue which took 20 minutes to convince them
back up having a mountain jew


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.703551 del
finished mountain jew 600ml


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.703552 del
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what happened here?
six days between the two pics supposedly


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.703553 del
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>>703552
>hmm2.jpg


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.703554 del
Have a blessed day Neets!


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.703555 del
>>703547
He is an addict. He'd sell his bussy to a boong if it meant a little sip of goon from one of their mount franklin bottles.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.703556 del
>>703554
I already have. Thank you, noot.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.703557 del
>>703555
>>703556


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.703558 del
time for another attempt at counch bed


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.703559 del
Possum asked me if I recognized his couch once.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.703560 del
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>>703559


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.703561 del
or was that the joke


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.703562 del
I probably ruined it again


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.703563 del
>>703561
It was.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.703564 del
Ruin my bussy!


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.703565 del
Got some beans boiling.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.703566 del
Chirst had twelve opossos.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 16:49 [Preview] No.703567 del
Good morning NEETs


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.703568 del
>>703567
Mording


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.703569 del
Back hurts; knee hurts


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.703570 del
>>703566
They were all in one Honda (accord)


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.703571 del
might attempt sleeping again


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.703572 del
morning neetbros


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 19:43 [Preview] No.703573 del
>>703572
Morning sweet cheeks


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.703574 del
Modern hermeticist has a new YouTube


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.703575 del
>>703574
cruisey you need to stop watching that garbage


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.703576 del
I fucked up by not dying in my sleep


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.703577 del
>>703576
me too


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.703578 del
bunnings and mcdolans i think


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.703579 del
>>703578
>bunnings
Do you just go there for the sausages?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.703580 del
>>703579
I wish they did sausages at this time of day.
Need a hose.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.703581 del
is it possible to get your tap water measured for lead and other shit?


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 22:07 [Preview] No.703582 del
>>703581
I'm sure you could pay for an analysis.
SA Water or whoever would be doing it regularly internally.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 22:08 [Preview] No.703583 del
>>703582
they've never come into my flat to measure my water from the tap


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.703584 del
>>703583
Unless you live somewhere where there has had a contaminated ground water incident, there shouldn't be any of that stuff in your water supply.
In my part of Lizbef there were two incidents with Holdens and the RAAF base and residents were letterboxed and they had people with core drills taking soil samples and stuff in the streets.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No.703585 del
>>703584
I'm worried about lead in the plumbing, I live in a cheap flat I think was made sometime in the 60s or 70s


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.703586 del
>>703585
They haven't used lead pipe for plumbing since the 20s or 30s.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 22:46 [Preview] No.703587 del
Saw a pretty impressive crash on the Peachey Rd-Womma Rd roundabout


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.703588 del
An /ausneets/ movie would be a psychological horror.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.703589 del
Had my first gym session in a bit over a month last night. I feel like I half arsed it but at least I went.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.703590 del
Arduous trip home from Bunnings took about 40 minutes. Road closures and shit everywhere blocking up the roads. McDolans was full so I didn't stop


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 23:26 [Preview] No.703591 del
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/may/16/drag-queen-storytime-far-right-victoria-councils-emergency-meeting-lgbtq-events
>Councils across Victoria will host an emergency meeting on Thursday to discuss the growing crisis of far-right groups targeting LGBTQ+ events after another drag storytime was cancelled this week.
Call in the Poop Police!


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NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 23:41 [Preview] No.703593 del
>>703592
Good pictures


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.703594 del
Good morning again.
Sorry for lack of breaky Webby


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.703595 del
>>703592
The high trust society we deserved but didn't get.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.703596 del
Third day in a row that I started my day with a big glass of lemon water.


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.703597 del
Something smells like my arse but I don't think I've shat myself


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.703598 del
Oh. I did shat myself


NEET 05/16/2023 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.703599 del
>>703598
NEET...


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.703600 del
>>703599
It's just a skid mark but it's going to need to be picked off my undies.
Must've overfarted in my sleep.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 00:07 [Preview] No.703601 del
Need to cut back on the spicy sausage binges.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 00:12 [Preview] No.703602 del
>>703601
You just need to get stronger.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.703603 del
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>>703597
>>703598
>>703599
>>703600
First time in ages I've audibly laughed due to this board. Thank you so much.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.703604 del
What an ordeal.
Least it's brought pleasure to a NEET.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.703606 del
Not fond of Jews.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.703607 del
Going to fry some eggs and have them with chili and garlic sauce.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.703608 del
>>703607
sounds good, have to try that


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.703609 del
I'm a Jewish Aboriginal.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.703610 del
>>703609
Boongs are one of the lost tribes.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:37 [Preview] No.703611 del
Boongs are only as dysfunctional as they are because of Irish admixture.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.703612 del
Anti-Irish sentiment is Jewish propaganda.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.703613 del
99% of 100% is 99%


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.703614 del
My grandmother lives near some Jews and they are very nice and helpful. They do some of her shopping for her. She is very impressed by how they have women in the IDF.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.703616 del
Possum banned Jews for an entire February once.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.703617 del
>>703616
The problem is he only did it once for a single month and it was the shortest month.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.703618 del
>>703616
The great shoah of 2021


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.703619 del
cliff hanger


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.703620 del
>>703618
it happened earlier than 2021


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.703621 del
>>703620
2019


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.703622 del
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>>703617
(((Someone))) drove a big truck full of garlic bread up to his house, and he reversed the ban. You'd have done the same.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.703624 del
>>703621
sounds about right


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.703625 del
Do neets like the iron man movies?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.703626 del
>>703625
No, I won't let them.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:18 [Preview] No.703628 del
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NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.703629 del
>>703628
Looks good.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.703630 del
>>703628
Looks good.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.703631 del
>>703628
Get out.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.703632 del
>>703631
What did he do wrong?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.703633 del
>>703632
it's an in-joke used by upper echelon NEETs


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.703634 del
>>703633
No it's not.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:38 [Preview] No.703635 del
>>703634
listen you flippin hecker


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.703636 del
My rectal integrity is a joke.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.703637 del
>>703636
and has a big brown punchline


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.703638 del
Considering just gooning the day away.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.703640 del
>>703628
nice feed


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.703641 del
>>703639
>>703640


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.703642 del
Howdy NEEToes, hows it go?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.703643 del
>>703642
henlo
not bad
busy


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.703644 del
Got bitten by a spider.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.703645 del
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>>703644


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.703646 del
>>703644
What kind?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.703647 del
>>703646
It would appear to be a 'cupboard' or 'brown house' spider.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.703648 del
Not sure if I can be bothered doing anything today.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.703649 del
>>703648
I tried to compromise somebody's VPN and wash my car. Only washed the back of the car before giving up (after getting bitten getting a bucket) and only discovered some valid transforms but not a valid group name for the IPsec VPN. Having a mondster. Thinking about wine.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.703650 del
>>703649
Still more productive than me.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.703651 del
>>703650
As long as you 'shid post at least 4 times', as the meme goes, you've done your best.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.703652 del
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>>703649
>Thinking about wine.


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>>703652


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.703654 del
>>703644
radioactive spider?


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NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.703656 del
>>703654
Don't think so.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.703657 del
>>703642
hey Shire.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.703658 del
>>703644
Goodbye.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.703659 del
>>703657
hey hey


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.703660 del
>>703631
:)


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.703661 del
>>703633
How do you pronounce that


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.703662 del
Clown shoes


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.703663 del
>>703642
I found a field of magic mushrooms today and picked two and need to look up how to dehydrate them.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.703664 del
>>703663
Be careful with them


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.703665 del
>>703590
Many cases of woe.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.703666 del
>>703597
>>703598
>>703599
>>703600
Chux to the rescue.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.703667 del
Not sure what to do about the sauv blanc.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.703668 del
I haven't gotten poo on the toilet seat in a few days now. My poos are still liquid for the most part but less explosive. They more slide out rather than squirting.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.703669 del
>>703644
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.703670 del
>>703668
Winning.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.703671 del
>>703649
>only discovered some valid transforms but not a valid group name for the IPsec VPN
Is this like seeing if they have used a weak prime number?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.703672 del
>>703668
Many cases of difficulty. You need an UMM PTY LTD bum cleaner.

That reminds of this article this morning
>NDIS participants unable to receive support they require due to lack of access
>>People in the Alice Springs and MacDonnell councils in the Northern Territory have the largest average annual plan budgets at $224,000 per participant.
>>Hume and Moreland city councils in Victoria have the smallest average budgets at $51,000 per participant.
>>"Most cases, confirmed by the new actuary last Friday at a meeting, you're talking about 70 to 80 per cent utilisation of a plan by individuals," Mr Joyce said.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-17/ndis-participants-miss-out-on-services-due-to-provider-shortage/102354258


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.703673 del
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>>703671
Nah, a transform (or transform set) is a group of attributes that are exchanged together which eliminates the need to coordinate and negotiate individual parameters. So for example this particular ISAKMP service wouldn't respond with anything until I hit upon "7/256,2,1,2" and "7/256,2,1,5", which is basically shorthand for AES-256, SHA1 HMAC, pre-shared key, Diffie-Hellman group 2" or "DH group 5" in the second case.
From there you can attempt to brute force the group name.
If you have a valid transform and a valid group name and 'aggressive mode' is allowed, you can basically then get it to spit out a hash of the pre-shared key which you can then crack.
If you crack that you can then bring up a VPN tunnel.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.703674 del
need to get some wine and a boig
got an ndis provider's customer management system to shit its pants, despite it being behind a waf and not having any valid creds


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.703675 del
>>703674
>to shit its pants
Many such cases.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.703676 del
>>703674
Grab me some hot chips please.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.703677 del
chicken schnitzel and chippies for dindins


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.703678 del
>>703673
Interesting. I kind of get whey they want you to test it but it seems like they should be aware of at least some of the issues. Aren't some of those algorithms depreciated or insecure by design and the reason you will be able to brute force it?

>>703674
>despite it being behind a waf
Was it because the waf didn't do a deep packet inspection?
Like people thinking a standard WAF that does level 4 (Transport) scanning is sufficient when some systems need an application level filtering?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.703679 del
>>703677
Sounds nice.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.703680 del
>>703672
>$224,000 per participant
Fuck me dead and bury me pregnant.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.703681 del
>>703680
Bottom wipers for NEETs don't come cheap.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.703682 del
Watching videos about snakes.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.703683 del
Just ablated a big zit on my neck, the crack noise and the pus explosion was very satisfying.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.703684 del
>>703683
vile


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.703685 del
>>703683
>crack noise


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.703686 del
My arse will explode in a few minutes.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.703687 del
>>703685
It went crrrrrrk up it's rupture.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.703688 del
>>703687
upon*


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.703689 del
OK neets, we'll be going back to the 80s with the first (double I think) episode of Knight Rider in 1 hour. 20 minutes before that starts we'll be playing some 80s rock and italo disco to help get neets in the 80s mood. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.703690 del
ended up getting two plain steak sangers from the fish shop
cheap and cheerful


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.703691 del
>>703686
You need NDIS funding for some bottom wipers.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.703692 del
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>>703689
let's have a picture with that


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.703693 del
>>703690
sounds good


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.703694 del
It is good?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.703695 del
>>703690
>cheap and cheerful
How I feel.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.703696 del
>>703678
>Aren't some of those algorithms depreciated or insecure by design and the reason you will be able to brute force it?
The group name is literally just a human chose string like "[companyname]" or "vpn". So you're literally just trying to start a session using the transform you found in the first step and passing the group name and seeing if it gets accepted or rejected.
There are issues with the transform parameters though. SHA1 is deprecated and it's basically not advised to use Diffie-Hellman group 2 as we're pretty sure the NSA have spent hundreds of millions of dollars pre-computing discreet logs.

>Was it because the waf didn't do a deep packet inspection?
The WAF was stopping SQL injection and path traversal and the like, but didn't stop a null pointer causing Java to vomit and reveal that an old vulnerable version of Jetty was running the app.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.703697 del
Any other NEETs got their trackies on? it's pretty chilly here.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.703698 del
>>703694
they were good
I like when they butter the bread and fry it on the hotplate


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.703699 del
>>703692
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oNyXYPhnUIs [Embed]


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.703700 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3THXHAM8XiI [Embed]


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>>703696
>didn't stop a null pointer causing Java to vomit
I cannot imagine who was behind designing that system.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.703702 del
>>703700
They don't mention cakes once :(


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.703703 del
>>703697
Yeah.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.703704 del
>>703697
I do before I curl up in bed.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.703705 del
>>703702
False advertising.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.703706 del
>>703697
Matching trackies and hoody


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.703707 del
>>703683
Oooh yeah.
Pre moofie screening should be Dr pimple popper the cute Asian one.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.703708 del
>>703707
>the cute Asian one.
Get your hand off it!


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.703709 del
>>703697
>>703697
Yes.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.703710 del
>>703698
I meant the show Knight Rider.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.703711 del
>>703697
yeah tracky dacks and a tshirt and a hoodie
no socks. don't like hot feets


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.703712 del
>>703696
>a null pointer causing Java to vomit and reveal that an old vulnerable version of Jetty was running the app.

How do you use a null pointer on a web application/web server? Some practical examples pls


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.703714 del
>>703712
Please sirs.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.703715 del
Olive hides her feet most of the time. What a tease.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.703716 del
Olive is a fat boong


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.703717 del
>>703713
>but plug dress


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.703719 del
Declare a pointer and point it at my arse!


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.703720 del
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>>703712
in this case it was just calling a page with an empty parameter that the code expected to not be empty


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.703721 del
>>703713
Look at those hairy, flabby arms


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>>703716
Hot!
I bet MagyarMate has never seen women this attractive on the Hungary.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.703723 del
>>703719
concerned the pointer wouldn't be big enough


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.703724 del
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>>703712


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.703726 del
>>703722
Thank you for that spoiler.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.703727 del
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>>703721
She isn't even close to being fat. You can call her unattractive all you like but she isn't fat.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.703728 del
>>703713
Handsome fella.

>>703718
What strength!

>>703727
What a twink.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.703729 del
>>703723
Aren't pointers of a fixed size because they point to the location of the first byte of whatever is stored?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.703730 del
>>703727
It's good how a NEET helped get her to wear her sluttiest outfit yet


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.703731 del
>>703720
👍


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.703732 del
>>703729
His arse cannot be declared within a int, big int maybe.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.703733 del
>>703728
Bussy or gussy, I'd fuck whatever was warm down there.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.703734 del
>>703729
They're a full register width, so 32 bits for x86 or 64 bits for x64 systems.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.703735 del
>>703733
a chux


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.703736 del
>>703735
kek


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.703737 del
>>703722
He would be jealous.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.703738 del
Why would an empty value cause a null pointer though
Do you have to explicitly declare the pointer size in the constructor if that value is empty?
God I wish I wasn't woefully stupid


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.703739 del
>>703737
He would still fuck Babs, but he'd be thinking about Lena and Rosie Pula.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.703740 del
Going to have me dindins and then get onto some moscato.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.703741 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wAQ7autd61g [Embed]


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.703742 del
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>>703738
>Why would an empty value cause a null pointer though
The program does not know how to handle the input. It does not fit in the declared type of input and Java does the needful when that happens.

I recommend you seek a trainer to learn more about exceptions.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.703743 del
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Couldn't even become a pajeet javascript coder after 10 years, woe


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.703744 del
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>>703743
I wouldn't see that as entirely bad.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.703745 del
>>703742
>with more than 1100 Members In a Single Class Room
Ponder the aroma. Such strange capitalization too.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.703746 del
>>703738
It occurs due to a situation in application code where an uninitialized object is attempted to be accessed or modified. Essentially, this means the object reference does not point anywhere and has a null value. In this case, the url parameter is probably being used by some function to create an object of some sort and is failing and instead of stopping there, execution continues on until that object is referenced and java shits the bed.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.703747 del
Weber attempted to access my uninitialized arse once.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.703748 del
>>703745
Someone should ask him during the class.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.703749 del
>>703747
CHA CHA CHA


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.703750 del
>>703730
Imagine what she will be like after a month at the commune.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.703751 del
>>703750
She'll need to be hosed down like a verandah.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.703753 del
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>>703745


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.703754 del
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Ready.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.703755 del
>>703754
Imagine the groin smell on a hot day.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.703756 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching Knight Rider https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.703757 del
>>703755
>>703753


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.703758 del
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NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.703759 del
>>703758
Little tubby.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.703760 del
>>703759
That is peak fertility.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.703761 del
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>>703759


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.703762 del
going nap now


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.703763 del
We need pictures of the couchbed


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.703764 del
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>>703762
Goodnight.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.703765 del
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>>703763


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.703766 del
knight rider was good


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.703767 del
>>703766
it would've been great as a little kid


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.703768 del
>>703767
they were, but we only had one tv when I was a kid so things like knight rider and the A-team were a sometimes thing


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.703769 del
Do you all have your bug out bags?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.703770 del
>>703769
no


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.703771 del
>>703770
Same.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.703772 del
Any of you listening to music?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.703773 del
>>703772
HP


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.703774 del
>>703769
I don't have any clothes ready to go, but I have two tool bags and rope and first aid stuff in the car. Shooting gear is similarly ready to go in the form of a toolbox and a tote with spotting scope, front and rear bags, mat, etc. None of that is through preparing to "bug out", but rather just being prepared for the cars to shit themselves, or Motherbat needing odd jobs done around the house, or going to the range regularly.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.703775 del
>>703772
Golden Brown


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.703776 del
>>703773
Smart.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.703777 del
>>703774
Also a cap and a beanie and a rainbird jacket


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.703778 del
>>703777
>rainbird jacket
What colour?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.703779 del
Can't figure out if my sore chest is heart disease or from doing push ups and chest presses yesterday


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.703780 del
>>703779
The latter.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.703781 del
>>703778
Mine is just black. I got it in Tassie after getting thoroughly drenched wearing a cheap chinky rain jacket from Big W or similar.
Motherbat has one that is cobalt blue.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.703782 del
>>703781
>Tassie
I've considered moving there.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.703783 del
>>703779
Sleep tight.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.703784 del
>>703779
I can't figure out if the pain in my left tit is from being a fat cunt and sleeping on it.
I don't know if the upper central back pain at 3am is my heart or actual back pain.
I don't know if the pain over my kidneys when I walk is kidney stones or back and/or saddle bag pain


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.703785 del
Imagine how crazy it would be if a NEET on here said he was going to light himself on fire tomorrow and then later another NEET posts a news story about someone lighting themself on fire.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.703786 del
>>703785
please don't do that neet


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.703787 del
>>703786
I'm not, but I'll possess a NEET and make him do it. As a prank.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.703788 del
>>703779
Probably the latter. I find the bench press can lead to some very strange feelings.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.703789 del
Sucks being alive solely to outlive loved ones. I really need to find better reason to want to live. Obviously I still have that innate animal urge to survive, but I'm not sure how strong that urge is.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.703790 del
(285.47 KB 1080x2186 cum stump.jpg)


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.703791 del
That bitch is going to screw me over again tomorrow, I just know it. I have to accept that it's all for a higher purpose.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.703792 del
Did Cruisedog ever get that petrol money back? I'm thinking no.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.703793 del
>>703792
huffed it


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.703794 del
>>703784
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.703795 del
next episode is the season finale


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.703796 del
>>703790
kek


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.703797 del
>>703795
The show will never end.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.703798 del
I think I might embrace my mental illness, as long as I use it for constructive means then it can't be too bad.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.703799 del
>>703789
Have a wank.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.703800 del
>>703794
didn't even mention the piss and stiffy issues, or the bum stuff, or the spider bite, or the sore knee I had the other night


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.703801 del
>>703799
Wanks sapped away at my soul, I need to stop giving in to them.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.703802 del
>>703798
Mental illness isn't real from what I have learned on here.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.703803 del
[sinister music swells and fades away]


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.703804 del
>>703803
Just say hello like a normal person, Possum.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.703805 del
>>703802
That NEET isn't real.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.703806 del
>>703800
You should tackling these issues.
You should start preparing to go overseas later this this year.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.703807 del
>>703804
>Possum
>>703805


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.703808 del
>>703805
I knew it!


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.703809 del
>>703801
Wank the day away.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.703810 del
>>703809
Nice try, satan.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.703811 del
I wish inheritance tax wouldn't apply to my little sister when the time comes.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.703812 del
>>703811
It doesn't exist now.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.703813 del
https://www.ato.gov.au/individuals/deceased-estates/if-you-are-a-beneficiary-of-a-deceased-estate/
>There are no inheritance or estate taxes in Australia.
Maybe it won't be so bad for her.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.703814 del
I need to make a will for her. It's not like she's going to get much from me, but as of now I think 17k is better than nothing.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.703815 del
>>703813
Worst that happens is capital gains tax if they inherit a property and sell it. Even that doesn't apply if they move in and it is their principal place of residence.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.703816 del
>>703815
>property
Yeah, that definitely won't be an issue for her. It would have been good if I could provide her something like that.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.703817 del
>>703814
Regardless of value, without a will ('dying intestate'), the public trustee assess all of your shit and take their cut and decide what goes where from whatever is left. The stories of theft and stuff that goes on at the public trustee is disgusting.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.703818 del
Every couple of years the Greens try and get a discussion of death duties into the news cycle.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.703819 del
>>703817
Do you know if the person (my sister in my case) needs to be informed about me leaving everything to her in my will? I'd rather she not know, that might raise alarm bells for the family.
>>703818
>Every couple of years the Greens try
I just vomited.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.703820 del
>>703819
>Do you know if the person (my sister in my case) needs to be informed about me leaving everything to her in my will? I'd rather she not know, that might raise alarm bells for the family.
Ideally ahead of time you appoint somebody the executor of your will and let them know. They're the one who will pay your last bills and see that the will is executed.
At the very least you need to tell somebody that a will exists and where it can be located (usually a copy with a solicitor or in a lock box at a bank).
If you have super you should also nominate your sister as your beneficiary. That will involve filling out a form with them.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.703821 del
I need to pay off my debts first, so that's not taken out of the estate.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.703822 del
Feels weirdly adult, thinking about this sort of stuff.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.703823 del
>>703822
I know what I need to do, but haven't organised anything. Motherbat is always on my case about it.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.703824 del
Is an executor kind of like having a lawyer on retainer?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.703825 del
>>703792
Yes.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.703826 del
The only people I think I'd trust as an executor will most likely be dead by the time they're needed.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.703827 del
>>703815
As long as you sell the property within, I think 12 months or so it wont apply even if you don't live in it.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.703828 del
>>703823
Yeah I need to make a will out as well, only have a brother left to give my shit to, not that he needs it but it's better than the public trustee getting it.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.703829 del
>>703824
Not as such, it's just the person you have put in charge of executing your will.
You can have a lawyer do it all, but they'll charge a fee. Or a family member can do it, but will have a few phone calls and running about to do to settle everything with everybody.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.703830 del
>>703827
It applies on all secondary/investment properties.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.703831 del
>>703829
I'll need to weigh up whether the fee is worth it if it'll streamline everything once it happens. The more money she gets the better.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.703832 del
>>703831
I said I'd do it for Motherbat, even though she'll probably out live me. There wasn't that much stuff that had to be done for Fatherbot when he died, just annoying stuff like getting his name taken off of utilities and bank accounts and the like. The big government stuff they know about almost overnight.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.703833 del
I turned a NEET into an attack helicopter once.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.703834 del
Moisturized my hands. Probably the only good thing I've done all day.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.703835 del
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Another $520 into my stocks.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.703836 del
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I killed a man once.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.703837 del
the strange neets are up
time for couchbed


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.703838 del
(2.61 MB 2160x1080 Screenshot_2023-05-17-21-36-01-15.png)


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.703839 del
>>703837
I've been here for about two hours.
>>703838
Eat them.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.703840 del
I hope you all drank enough water today.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.703841 del
the cake is wet


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.703842 del
(367.24 KB 640x896 10529411.mp4)


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.703843 del
I hate Disneyllenials


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.703844 del
Happy hump day Neets, have a good day!


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.703846 del
Going to play Empire: Total War.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.703847 del
Cannot believe I couldn't get my boongery sorted out and quit my comfy wank from home job
Absolute mong tier decision


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.703848 del
>>703847
We can believe it


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.703849 del
I need to cut out the bread.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.703850 del
>>703849
Empty carbs


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.703851 del
Didn't do anything today except fill my script for retard pills
Maybe tomorrow will be better


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.703852 del
Was the 80s heroin or cocaine?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.703853 del
>>703851
DO the pills make you a retard or stop you form being one?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.703854 del
>tfw I'll never be a drug smuggler smuggling Colombian cocaine into Miami


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.703855 del
I'm going to buy three afourer mandarins tomorrow.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.703856 del
>>703853
I cant tell anymore


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.703857 del
>>703854
Follow your dreams NEET


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.703858 del
(2.17 MB 608x1080 1684053938000290.webm)
(5.49 MB 360x640 1684033723645808.webm)


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.703859 del
It's cold


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.703860 del
No fucking way it's 13 degrees


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.703861 del
I'm calling Scotland England


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.703862 del
New thread soon


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.703863 del
Ever had raisin toast?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.703864 del
Hello


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.703865 del
>>703864
All circuits are busy, goodbye.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.703866 del
>>703865
Play nice


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.703867 del
Weber launched me into low earth orbit once.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.703868 del
RIP SpiderNEET.
The next general should be dedicated to his memory.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.703870 del
morning neetbros


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 20:54 [Preview] No.703871 del
>>703870
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.703876 del
>>703868
I survivored
It a Christmas mir


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.703877 del
>>703868
I survivored
It a Christmas miracle >>703876


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.703878 del
>>703876
>>703877
Well done NEET.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:17 [Preview] No.703879 del
typing hard with eight legs that keep shooting jizz every where


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.703880 del
>>703879
You'll survivored another day


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.703882 del
made it into the top 15k on tryhackme


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.703883 del
>>703882
good work neet


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.703884 del
>>703882
Good work NEET.
Keep going.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.703885 del
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>>703879
Ausneets has a new superhero


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.703886 del
>>703885
What a cute doomsday suit.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.703888 del
It's falling out of me.
My arse also made a gurgling sound.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.703890 del
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RUN NEETS! GET TO THE CHOPPER!


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:03 [Preview] No.703893 del
>>703891
Thanks Joslin.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.703895 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.703896 del
NEW GAPE THREAD


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.703899 del
MOON APPRECIATORS


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.703900 del
SMOOTH ESTATE PAVEMENT


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.703901 del
NEETS IN SPACE


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.703902 del
==THICC NEET CLAPPERS


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.703903 del
TRY THAT AGAIN


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.703904 del
THICC NEET CLAPPERS


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.703906 del
HEAVY DOOMSDAY SUITS


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.703907 del
RIP WHIZZ NEETS


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.703908 del
HIGH SPEED MONK


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.703909 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.703912 del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.703914 del
FIN.


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