After the tug.

x

NSW is not even the best South Wales.

no yt ember function?

I just started watching this Leb or whatever he is

>>762073
Aesop wrote a fable about this man, who knows only the hood, crossed the world only to visit other hoods. MF doom also spoke to this effect.

I had the last of the death mince. Yesterdays only lasted about an hour of suffering so I reckon I'll be right. I cooked it pretty well. Feel a bit sick though, sooner than with yesterday. Woe.

You guys getting into the next thread before it's time are like the retarded kid in what's eating gilbert grape who got into the birthday cake before his birthday. I just can't trust you to act like non-retards. From now on I'm locking the thread until the last one is finished.

Just make sure you unlock it on time you lazy boong.

>>762117
You did that a few weeks ago and then didn't show up when we needed it unlocked.

Going to invent niggatricity in the lab next week

Let's try and have at least one non-retarded post this thread neets. You can do it. I know you can.

>>762148
Hay guise Chirs Fix here

Too fucking sad to even wank. What the fuck?

>>762150
you're getting old neet, and your best wanking years are behind you

>>762150
Never give up

Who is the wan wan girl?

>>762149
Stick to the Scotty Kilmer

Lost whole day to stress. New doctor doesn't like me, didn't understand what I was trying to tell him. Woe

>>762053
Ah Weber, (You) never fail to amuse me.

Having a pack of Griffin's Gingernuts.

>>762160
Hypochondriac NEET?

>>762156
all gook girls are clones of each other, thus your question of 'who' is meaningless

>>762040
Teh article said they were only together for 5 weeks. Talk about simpin'.

Came across a child with the first name "Lawyer" today.

>>761998
No refunds
Sold 'as is'
Mechanically unsound
Cash only!

>>762158
I wanna drive a jetski in a pool filled with piss

>>761990
Pretty sure you can lose your driver's licence if caught drunk on a bicycle.

>>762167
Only one owner

>>762169
Yes. Or a shopping trolley.

>>761989


Code #3948: This car is a shitbox.

>>762167
$150?

>>762169
Yes but you are much less likely to get tested. You can just whizz away. No numberplates to ID you either.

>>762163
Because I'm autistic I can't communicate with my doctor.
Normies can't guess my emotions, but normies don't understand this and just guess how I'm feeling seemingly at random.

Doctor asks how much pain I was in and I didn't know how to answer, how long is a piece of string? I've got a very high pain tolerance so it's hard to quantify.
Then he thought I didn't believe him about somthing and got angry, no clue why because everything he said was true.
Then he became frustrated because he couldn't work out why I was there or what I wanted.
Difficult day unna. Needed culturally appropriate care.

>>762157
Kilmer doesn't actually do anything, just laughs at his own jokes and talks a lot

>>761979
I did some reading and a lot of people said it's pointless unless you notice problems with steering (ie. car pulling to right or left when driving straight). But whatever I'm too beta to tell Bob no.

>>762180
If you're dropping $500 or $1000 on two or four tyres, another $50 for an alignment is not going to break the bank

>>762180
Tell 'em Dan said no, that's his money!

>>762178
Next time you should go in with it all written down on a piece of paper and hand it to him.

>>762183
I agree with this.

>>762183
Motherbat types up her notes for the doctor.

>>762176
Rude.

>>762078
Stick to the rotisserie chooks

>>762190
Middle one looks like the chemist who told me I was going to get diarrhoea this morning

>>762192
>I was going to get diarrhoea this morning
Is the queue still stable?

>>762195
I have to take them with breakfast and dinner, so I've only just had the first two tablets. I guess we'll find out soon.

>>762087
>tfw you input the wrong date in the DeLorean and end up in a maximum security prison serving life for rape

Woe.

>>762117
Since when did (You) get the power?

>>762156
"Beekeeping is the maintenance of bee colonies, commonly in man-made beehives. Honey bees in the genus Apis are the most commonly kept species but other honey producing bees such as Melipona stingless bees are also kept. Beekeepers keep bees to collect honey and other products of the hive: beeswax, propolis, bee pollen, and royal jelly."

Amazed that weber clogged even the CT scan machine.

>>762201
It's just banter. I love weber and I'm very proud of him for taking these steps.

>>762200
he is like a superhero, with a clogging attack

>>762203
A quarter of that for my small slice please.

OP isn't lying, that's an old thread.

>>762159
Cheaper than a whore

>>762204
We need him to clog the borders and stop pajeet.

>>762170
Always garaged

Weber needs to get his diabetes diagnosed and treated and also needs a sleep test to get his apnea diagnosed. He will feel much better when he is sleeping with a CPAP. A lot of the negativity and depression will vanish.

>>762171
Or a ride-on lawnmower

>>762206
WHAT'S FOR BREAKKAYE?

>>762203
That's a spork.

>>762213
We use the term splade in this household.

>>762179
Shut. Your. Fucking. Mouth.

>>762215
>splade
That's what us mob did to the rotisserie chicken unna.

The Endchan Embassy contacted the Australian Embassy expressing their concern for Weber's well-being.

NEET General #749 - Sporks, Splades, and Sporfs Edition

>>762184
Real men drive an iLoad!

>>762206
Well bantered.

>>762187
Hey man, you're really cool...

>>762210
If it's cancer or pneumothorax he's fucked anyway

>>762223
She wouldn't say that.

>>762223
I like Davo, so you can >>762217

>>762212
Hemendex.

>>762224
You always imagine the worst. Get yourself diagnosed.

>>762223
Low quality remark.

>>762203
yum

>>762208
Pajeet will find a way in.

>>762202
Stick to the tennis

>>762227
Noice. I'm having sausage and chiggen pattie and bacon and eggs for breakfast tomorrow.

>>762235
and toast

>>762229
Wanna go cunt?

>>762238
Yes, very much so. Meet me at Stumers.

>>762236
You’re not gonna believe it, the ghost wants me to pick up an eight ball on the way home

Might drive drunk waddle to ALDI for more booze and feed, you NEETs want anything?

>>762210
Weber just Needs to run over some yowies in the corvette and he will feel right as rain.

Also requesting “Blood in Blood Out” get added to the moofie list along with the Vandamme Moofie “Sudden Death”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Van_Damme#/media/File%3AVan_Damme_Monument_in_Azerbaijan.jpg

:)

>>762242
Fresh Dan.

>>762241
Family feast please.

>>762239
Give me an hour to shower, shave (angus) and apply makeup. See you soon babe!

>>762241
The ghost said it wants you to get us some rib racks and rib eyes and some crisps

>>762243
How's things Nuro? You've been pretty quiet since taking the meff. Perhaps you do have ADHD...

Requesting Beaches (1988) be added to the moofies list.

>>762243
added
>>762249
is that you cruisey?

>>762249
>>762251
Looks like a moofie for those interested in tennis.

>>762231
I wrote about it in a previous thread. Was curious if anyone payed mind.

>>762235
>>762237
3 types of meat product with eggs?

>>762254
In real life they would think he was an undercover cop and he would get stabbed.

>>762255
>3 types of meat product with eggs?
Yes.
You guys don't do that?
We also have a 'mixed grill' as an evening pub meal which typically has some combination of sausage, steak, pattie, lamb chop, bacon, egg, fried tomato, mushroom

>>762256
The girl would also be chaperoned on her "date" with two brothers looking for any excuse to fuck his shit up too.

>>762257
and chips

>>762257
Sometimes bacon (less greasy more meaty salo, liek emperor bacon) and sausage in scrambled eggs.
But I'm sure some eat it more "rich".

>>762258
There are dysfunctional muslim families with out of control slut daughters. They do exist.

For searching "emperor bacon" could give some false ideas.

Although I posted extensively about various salos/bacons here before.

>>762262
Looks similar to what we would call streaky bacon. Usually cut quite thinly though.

>>762261
The muzzy chicks at uni tend to be massive sluts.

>>762183
Wise suggestion

>>762264
Or "speck" if sold as a slab like your picture.

>>762264
If we eat it "raw" (it's smoked and boiled) then we cut it up into "soldiers", basically pieces the size of little finger.

Had dimmies, chippies and flake from the charcoal chicken joint. Average, flake tasted like fish fingers. Chips were good but I ate too many, like always.
No goon yet. Still taxed. Squirting.

>>762248
Thanks for asking. Nuro has just been pulling 12 days at the shop trying catchup on the backlog . And every bike that I fix three more come in it’s nuts really. Weather has been shite too. No need to go to Noosa today. No time to shitpost either really :/

gotta force myself to eat some veggies before the day is over. woe

>>762269
Such cases.

>>762271
It will be good for you.

Stressed

>12 hour days at the shop
By this does he mean taking drugs at the beach at 3pm?

>>762270
>every bike that I fix three more come in
Better than a lack of work. Keep it up mate.

>>762270
You should take on an apprentice.

>>762278
Maybe he can find a local man...

Might cruise into the city and see if I can spot any hot chickidees in slutty halloween outfits

>>762269
What is the current Squirt level?

>>762271
Sounds do-able.

>>762280
You should dress up first.

>>762281
6/10.

>>762284
That was my score on the ABC News weekly quiz

>>762284
Slight downgrade.

Fucking NDIS chads can afford more vinyl than me ......reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fok4WWOfAiE [Embed]

>>762287
DJ Flipper

>>762289
Why would that be cringe?

>>762289
kek

>>762290
It's a shitty badge every soldier who can run some minimum distance and hit a target at 100 meters from prone (and supported) gets. Wearing it on civvies is bizarre and probably violates uniform rules.
He is ex-ADF, so I don't doubt he "earned" it, but I can't work out why he'd think it was acceptable or cool to wear it on a suit.

Requesting DJ Flipper for pre-moofie entertainment.

What's the moofie tonight?

>>762292
He's also wearing it on the wrong side.
https://pngvr.weebly.com/uploads/1/6/6/4/16642532/chapter_4_-_badges_and_emblems_14_apr_17.pdf
>The AIRN Badge is worn above the right breast pocket, below emblems of unit citations and individual Service commendation badges or medallions.

>>762294
HP 43.

Pete you're posting on the wrong image board again.

>>762297
Is that normal?

>>762297
/pol/ Pete and the Sewell posts, or Pinga Pete and the DJ Flipper stuff?

Race War Pete.

Did 32 bodyweight squats. Sweating and out of breath after.

Doing a horizontal plank

>>762301
Good work NEET.

might download some anime

>>762301
Well done.

>>762302
Assisted?

>>762306
Depends how much he weighs. For an anorexic skellie, that might not be much.

>>762302
Doing a horizontal wank

Called the bank and negotiated a lower home loan rate, like a real adult.

>>762310
Do the internet now.

>>762310
Get a gambling ban now.

>>762310
Well done NEET. Your only mistake was not doing it sooner.

>>762310
>like a real adult.
That is reddit talk.

Why couldn't they just be PLEASANT?

Let's get down to the brass tax, when will we be watching it together?

>>762313
It's about 400 a month less.
8.2% down to 6.19%

>>762316
I'll bring the pineapple juice.

>>762317
>8.2% down to 6.19%
Chad negotiating. Big swinging dick energy.

I sent an email afterwards giving the clerk positive feedback for his file.

Hyundai iCringe

>>762320
You probably got him fired.

>>762316
>tax
tacks you fuck

>>762323
>you fuck
Uncalled for remarks.

going to bed in a minute

>>762327
Good night NEET.

>>762325
I can’t remember anything about this movie making any sense

>>762326
I'm sorry I'm stressed

>>762326
the hell they were, it's well past time you drunken losers lerned to spell

>>762329
one of those druggie films where they dont have to worry about any of it making sense

>>762331
You need to take a spell.

I'm on the big yank ute hate wagon. Fuck em.

Staying clean is important.

>>762337
Based.

>>762337
nice haul

Amazon delivered a package around 3pm today and I texted my neighbour and asked him to rescue it and he didn’t respond.

So that Chad Sydney faggot jumped off a cliff?

>>762340
He's sick of your shit bro.

>>762342
Hammer Chad? Yes

>>762342
Beating a woman to death because she rejected you is not Chad.

>>762343
I had to answer screening questions about him last week for dept of child protective services or similar

>>762333
> I knew I was fucked
Kek

>>762315
You’re safe in your swag now. Ssshhhhh.

>>762348
You have to watch it at least twice. Once to see the story and another time too see it again to reflect on it unfolding. It was his life, probably that scene here >>762325 in hotel happened. Pure madness.

We never feel safe again. It haunts us through the rest of our life. Dan Murphy knows this.

>>762351
It was a good book, lots of Salinger in there

>>762347
Also prime Romana I from Doctor Who

>>762353
A lot of Easter eggs in it cut from the moofie.

Need a ceiling rat update from Tiffin.

“the ceiling rat whispers to tiffin, 'You cannot withstand the possum.' tiffin whispers back, 'I am the possum.'”

>>762356
He died defending his home, may he RIP

>>762357
A disturbing developement.

>>762357
That little cunt is done playing games……

Have you tried docking? There is nothing like being engulfed by a superior male.

I am that Uncle.

This one caused me a bit of a giggle.

This our boy Cruisey.

>>762363

Literally me.

This meme seems good but then you need to factor in that they have not provided for agents of chaos.
There are people who would throw the books around, set the books on fire, piss on the books etc. All for no good reason.

>>762366
during the chimpout in america in 2020, bookstores were the only places not looted

>>762366
also, some people would steal books to sell them for cash

>>762368
I don't think there is much of a market for buying stolen books. Probably not worth it.

Iraqis are strange. Say somthing wise, do somthing stupid

>>762369
Your be wrong on all counts.
If it's worth selling for a margin it's worth stealing for the entire retail price. A thief makes more selling books than the book store.
Then you've got books which are seriously valuable, archeology or collectible value. Some texts are proprietary, research papers mainly.

>>762373
I am just saying taking a backpack full of books stacked on the footpath would be unlikely to yield you enough resale value to be worth the effort.
We are not talking about stealing rare or valuable books. Those would not be on the side of the road.

This sounds like good advice. I embarrassed myself earlier in life not following these rules.

>>762335
RAM my ARSE daddy. I need it.

>>762376
you should go if you want to go, otherwise don't

If you think you might need glasses (vision getting a bit blurry when reading) do you need to see your GP for a referral or can you just go to one of those OPSM stores or whatever?

>>762350
>>762350
>Is Tiff in the moofie?
Dunno, are there any prepubexcent kids in it?

>>762380
Go cook your wings and keep away from the gymnastics.

>>762382
Stick to the tennis

Wish stanners would cook us 5kg of honey soy wingettes

>>762384
His toaster oven is not big enough.

Weber continues to stick up for it, why?

>>762386
Wingette addiction.

This one is real talk, no cap.

10 years old, 17? What's the difference. WHITE power...

>>762392
Get back to the tennis.

>>762393
You are boring

I went to the party place
Heaps of normies out and about of course. Some girls in halloween gear but not many.
Got some mercs and a long neck and walked amongst the revellers in my shorts and thongs to the car, an obvious standout amongst the rm's and tight dresses.
Woe

You should take up tennis monk. All teh other neets seem to be playing it.

FUCKING WHORE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SXZ_2MnnrQQ [Embed]

>>762396
You should not torture yourself like that King.

>>762395
You should switch to the men's tennis. They hit the balls much harder.

>>762400
Meow

She never liked you dude, get over it. Friendzoned from the beginning.

Remember, a rat will always run away when you shine a light on it.

Well wanked

>>762406
Thank you.

So much outpouring of thoughts and prayers for that woman that got killed.
No one would give a fuck if I got killed.

>>762408
We would care.

>>762386
I stick up for what?

>>762379
Just book a test with an optometrist

On the 80s Palestinian socialist music

>>762305
As long as don't plan watching it's okay.

>>762376
>not invited: go anyway

>>762391
Laffed.

morning bros

>>762390
this is me, I want to go back to the 2000s, even though they sucked

>>762415
Good morning NEET.

>>762408
I would care.

>>762415
>>762417
mording

she has noticed the mondster isnt the usual colour in the glass and is apologising and calling herself stupid

>>762420
might get a white mondster for breakkie, you neets want anything?

>>762421
OG mondster and a choggy dougnut for second breakkie please

>>762419
Good morning NEET.

>>762420
Tell her how you are enjoying taste and change.

>>762424
I'm not though

>>762423
mording to you too

>>762425
You are for motherbat. She doesn't need any further worries.

>>762361
kubernetes

>>762254
im trying to find if there's another protest today in syd

>>762427
I have to take her supermarket shopping this morning and then "shopping for the kids presents" which will mean going everywhere looking at bullshit

>>762431
Good luck. Buy yourself a good bottle of plonk.

Reconditioned wank

>>762434
I'll have it.

>>762435
I ate it. I gave a little bit of sausage and patty to Sweetie.

>>762436
Good work NEET.

>>762430
The date didn't go well?

>>762439
I am looking well today.

Morn. Horny.

>>762441
Good morning NEET.

took sweatie for a walk
just about killed me

>>762440
Looking good, NEET.

>>762443
It'll do you both well.

18 people to move her is a lot
>Lizzo Asks Court to Dismiss Ex-Dancers’ Sexual Harassment Lawsuit as 18 Staffers Back Her
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/lizzo-dancers-sexual-harassment-lawsuit-fabricated-dismissed-1234864708/

Good Morning NEETs

Got you all Sausage McGoys.

>>762449
Good morning NEET.

>>762449
with egg I hope. I needs me proteins.

>>762449
I'll have a hashbrown thanks

Weber, I have some trousers for a suit that need to be taken up. Should I just take the shoes with them for the measurements or might I need the jacket at well?

It's falling out of me.

>>762455
Big binge planned?

>>762438
That wasnt me xd

I can't see any news on more potential protests sadly

>>762455
Zinger burger please.

>>762458
how many nuggets?

Good morning NEETs.

back on teh midnight broadcast and other youtube crap

>>762453
Just pants and shoes should be all you need

>>762460
Morning.

>>762453
Take those baggy chinos in for adjustment while you're there.

>>762462
Cheers weber.
>>762464
The girl at uni said they look nice and I value her opinion more than FRM's.

Rashy dick

>>762466
Your image didn't upload.

met a grayhound and chocolate labrador while I was out
having a subway and a stdout for lunch

>>762468
Pepper pie status?

>>762469
I had a pepper pie yesterday and I know Motherbat (like all women boomers) likes Subway.

>>762465
Just make sure you have the pants sinched up at the right height on your hips when getting the pants pinned

I don't think I have hips. Just various fat rolls in the hip region.

>>762471
Yeah, I realised that as it was happening. I hope it has been done right. It wasn't Marnie but two of her assisstants and it was rather confusing.

>>762473
If they're badly wrong there's usually enough fabric in the turned cuff that they can let some more out. Taking more in is easy too.

>>762474
Yeah, cheers. There is still time to do a second round of alterations before the wedding so it should be right.

>>762475
You'll have to post a headless picture of yourself on the morning.
Weddings can be a good place to meet girls too. The nature of the event also makes it quite obvious which girls know how to dress classy and which ones don't or have shitty tattoos in stupid places.

Plus those sort of events hit chronically single/lonely girls in the nuts.

metaphorical nuts, or maybe not these days

Why did he do it

I heard Motherbat has a lower back tattoo.

>>762479
She was a slut and already cheating on him within 5 weeks of their relationship starting.

>>762480
Stop.

>>762479
It would have been totally bad ass if he also killed himself with the hammer instead of jumping.

>>762479
His ego could not handle being rejected by her. Many such cases. Beta mindset.

Just finished taking a shit. Felt like my intestines were going to explode. Poo felt big. Are a lot yesterday.

got her doing some washing for me
also bought more fat cunt tshirts undies and singlets at big w

>>762486
Big Joe.

two lamingdons for starders

>>762487
and Tradie Big Fella undies and singlets

>>762489
>Tradie
Stolen valour.

>>762476
Eh, since I'm getting back with the girl from uni I'll probably keep my distance at the wedding.

>>762488
Half of one is the appropriate serving size.

>>762490
Cyber Tradie

>>762491
>the girl from uni
I do not feel adequately informed about this. What has been going on?

>>762491
we want nudes this time

>>762491
You could take her as a +1

>>762494
The girl from a while ago, we have gotten back together. I am somewhat unsure about this arrangement after how it went last time but I am going along with it for now out of desperation and loneliness.

Starting to think that NEET killed Olive two weeks ago.

>>762497
Have you done kissing or touched her bobs?

>>762483
How did he khs?

>>762500
Jumped off the cliffs at vaucluse

>>762499
Yes, no.
She is very conservative and shy. Not sure how long this whole business is going to take.

>>762502
I think you do the normal kissing, then kiss they neck, huff in they ear, kiss they neck, cheeky squeeze of teh closest bob. I think. Not expert.

>>762501
What happened after he jumped off that killed him?

>>762503
up up down down left right b a start

>>762504
I am not engaging with your line of questioning any further. Good day to you.

>>762506
Yeah I didn't think anyone knew

Going to make a plan for the day and get cracking.

>>762509
Good luck NEET.

>>762509
i told you i had a feeling today was going to be the day monk got his shit together

>>762511
I'm not monk lol. Monk is probably still in bed.
>>762510
Thanks neet.

she made me watch some australian story thing about sam neil and his lymphoma
then I supervised her hanging out my washing
having a scorched peanut bar and a stdout now

>>762513
I hope you didn't make a stream of negative remarks to Motherbat about the Australian Story.

>>762470
I went to subway but walked out because $15 for a foot long is robbery.
Got a catdog roll

>>762480
>>762482
lol