OLD: >>>>764097

I hope someone makes a better thread than this one.

SA SHUT YOUR FUCKEN MOUTH A

This thread is almost as bad as that time Nuro made a trump thread for the 4th of July.

>>765136
Yeah well explain how you lot can all make posts about the previous thread ending yet can't make anything in the 10 minutes between then and me noticing and creating a new thread? Are you all retarded or computer illiterate or something?

Shut ya cake holes, you all got on the choppah so suck it up.

>>765137
We are NEETs, what do you expect.
We wait for someone else to do the work and then we complain about it.

>>765137
> Are you all retarded
We use the term Special around here so as not to upset anyone.

>>765140
Cruisey calls me his special little mong.

The ableist language in this thread is shocking.

>>765137
This thread is awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

>>765143
Have you made a much better alternative thread? No?

>>765144
I did actually but it's so good that I'm keeping it for myself.

>>765145
(((typical)))

>>765147
I still have some of those phones, what are you talking about?

>>765148
I've got one in the cupboard still.
Not sure if I have a working phone line or not though.

Trackies are back on.

dominos doing 2-for-1 traditional pidsers delivered atm (arse to mouth)

We had one of these when I was a kid.

>>765153
how did it know it was on hook or picked up?

>>765154
The button and dial are on the bottom.

>>765153
Multiple vibration modes?

>>765157
It was a more innocent time back then.

>>765158
decadic dialing more like decadent dialing

>>765160
kek

Time to shower. Make snags and rice. Rearrange.

>>765162
>Rearrange.
I managed to half fill the recycling bin.
Loading that skip tomorrow.

>>765164
Why do they make your digital comic books in such low resolution?

>>765165
A lot of them are old scans from when it was newer tech and a lot of them are just printed badly.

Wonder if Cruisey pooped himself on the table.

>>765168
If he was smart he'd have positioned his bum over the face hole in the table.

>>765169
He would shit on the floor

>>765169
They call that the MacAfee

>>765169
Poke 'n' Toke

struggling to set up my gdrive, this cloud shit is hard, no wonder monk turned to goon

>>765152
What type of pixxas?

>>765175
Shit half-cooked ones. About to complain.

>>765167
Pussy!

>>765177
You expect arse to mouth pizza to not taste shitty?

>>765177
Another racism?

>>765180
Not tonight. I even took care not to throw the chirpy girl under the bus.

>>765182
You called me a kike.

>>765176
我强奸女人然后舔她们的肛门

>>765182
Good work.

Remember they had that pizza photography thing and then got rid of it after it just backed up the customer complaints about shit food

>>765184
Throw in a few pajeets and you'd have my neices' classes

I haven't had pizza in ages. Local Dominoes went completely to shit and then the expensive but good place went expensive but bad.

>>765184
Just a typical aussie class.

>>765188
Yeah. The few good stores are now too expensive to use regularly, which means with time they'll also become shit.

>>765190
It sucks, I don't mind paying for a good pizza but they are hard to find.

>>765174
What are you using to try and set it up? I think google-drive-ocamlfuse is the way to go

>>765189
Remember the photo I posted of the younger niece's class where she was stood off to the side as the token white girl next to ~32 yellow/brown pieces of shit?

>>765191
Based.

Hey, fellas!
La Llorona at 7pm AEDT. On Endchan Movie Corner.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>765192
This isn't Coffee & Cars

>>765188
My local pizza shop just sold out to pizza hut, have no idea if their pizzas are any good or not as they haven't had a store here in 20 years.

>>765196
>llorona
is this Welsh?

>>765198
Pizza Hut are in the same race to the bottom as Dominos and Australian Pizza House and Eagle Boys and whatever else I've forgotten.

>>765200
heh

>>765188
Pajeet bought most of the franchise's and fucked them all.

>>765199
Cymrw

>>765201
My old work used to get us those giant rectangular eagle boys pizzas on fridays.
Fuck they were bad.

>>765204
Cimws

>>765203
At least that one looks like it stands up under its own weight

>>765203
bacon and cheese?

Scratch that. You'd need to use the Google developer console to create API creds for headless 0auth, which probably means a google cloud 'project' with access to the personal google drive FS.

Submit a ticket and I'll action it after the long weekend.
Priority: Low
Project: None

>>765201
I member eagle boys
I member

>>765211
That was weird

>>765211
I like that 3rd photo the best

>>765213
I think they lasted 6 months in BEST A
Was Pizza Haven a national chain or just BEST A? They lost a pizza war with Pizza Hut

>>765216
Did pizza haven have a pink and white logo?

>>765211
That's a big box.

>>765214
Ovaltine takes your data seriously and backs everything up in triplicate.

I've always just gone to the local pizza joint
All the chains are shit

>>765217
It was red and gold down here.

Pizza haven more like pizza hovel
>>765221
I thik I have them confused with another one

Steve1989 is rolling
1993 US MRE taste test, extremely fresh

>>765211
Which domain?

>>765220
>All the chains are shit
They are, but a lot of people can't afford the $25-30 required for one 12" made by Mario.

>>765225
Not him, but I think it's a mobile phone issue. My iPhone does similar when I post attachments. I have to delete them before hitting post.

It was eagle boys was pink

Consoomed champagne and amphetamines and oxy. Bought to have that kino first doggie of the day. Samantha Fox vinyl rips on the hiby

I EARNED IT !!

>>765218
For U

dole day tomorrow
hype

>>765230
Ohi nuro didn't see you standing there.

>>765232
New centrelink rules mean you have to spend your payment in 24hrs

>>765216
Eagle boys was everywhere on Queensland in the 90s. Everyone knew they were trash, but somehow they had some deals people could not refuse. And then suddenly they were gone and no one gave a fuck.

>>765234
Barbie at his place!

Possum still owes me 2 points of meth.

>>765230
>Staying at my parents this weekend chud. Mom is cooking a roast for ocassion.

Forevor the pathological liar

There's still some old eagle boys reviews on trip advisor.
Looked grim.

>>765240
They were always half burnt and half raw.

>>765230
Based.

>>765238
Worked today you menially ill fatherless derroranged piece of fucking dogshit.

Heading down tomorrow when I fucking feel like it. Back when I feel like it.

Die die a little bit.

>>765094
Didn't even turn on the computer yesterday. Literally layed in bed all day/night drinking and dreaming of a better life...

>>765243
Woah calm down there buddy

>>765245
18.1 for 2.0

>>765246
I think you need to sit in time out and calm down for a while pal.

>>765245
You’re no one’s buddy guy.

>>765248
Hey hey don't be like that fella

stolen poo

Can menially ill people not work?

Is this a code phrase for NEETs?
Are we being abused?

Negro always gets narky around Christmas as he is embarrassed about being cut off from his mothers. This is why it makes such a big deal of this stupid fatherless meme. He thinks his father buying a hamburger for him every year or two offsets the intervention orders his relatives have against him.

>>765238
How does he get it so wrong ?

Got diahorrea. Keep squirtinf.

>>765254
His first mistake was in questioning Nuro.
After that it just got worse.

>>765178
Dare you to say that to his one hundred and ninety centimetre tall arse!

>>765257
That's a big arse.

>>764813
Tell him to stick to the Fanta

>>764891
JFC dude

>>764918
Make a chip butty with the yeeted buns

>>764920
>Australian influencer

>>765044
Keep calm and banjer on

>>765097
You take that back about the mighty Whopper®.

>>765255
You know what needs to be done.

>>765253
Oh look the board just spooled up a fresh IP but we see you

Multiple personalities and gaslighting incoming. Big mad soon. What a fucking looser.

>>765261
>looser.
How loose is he exactly?

>>765244
>dreaming of a better life.
It is good that you have goals NEET.

>>765261
I like how every accusation that nuro makes is whatever he has previously been accused of being.

>>765264
It will never stop being funny.

Webby: what knot should I go for with my tie tomorrow?

There's too much going on in this thread

>>765264
You were trying to be making a statement but failed. Just as you fail in life. Retard.

>>764810
TOP KEK

>>764826
He tries to do a lot of things, but never succeeds. This is the way of an idiot.

Remember that time when we didn't have to put up with these two fags screaming at each other for a while?
That was a good time.

I heard nuro sleeps in a toilet block

Ready.

>>765271
It's to inspire DunnyCore.

>>765230
>Samantha Fox
I'm guessing nuro's about 50

>>765272
Good.
3 mins till movie.

>>765274
There is no shame in being about 50.

>>765272
As am I.

>>765274
He's a silver fox.

Starting!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>765278
I kek'd a little

>>765243
So did you end up taking the Child Fancia out for Cars & Cobbee or sleeping in?

>>765277
Looking good.

They used to let you fuck the chicken before they roasted it but now only red rooster does that.

>>765287
Chicken treat used to cook your pre fucked ones if you bought them in with you

>>765266
Half Windsor should be fine.

>>765289
Or even a four-in-hand if you can't do a half-Windsor.

>>765288
The ones I went to had the RSPCA rule that a staff member had to be present when you were fucking the chicken so you didn't get too rough with the chicken.
There was a knock-off chicken treat behind the cinema that didn't care what you did to the bird and would let you fuck on site without supervision in a private room.

Put this on womboflix

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KBMyzyZcCJo [Embed]

>>765291
And now they throw you out of coles if you just fuck one a bit
The countries gone to the dogs

>>765293
They banned me from bunnings because I raped some people's dogs

>>765294
Bloody outrageous mate, they used to pay 40c for every dog you raped on the premises

>>765294
there's a loophole where you can still rape dogs outside, just so long as you're selling sausages

>>765287
We had one of those near me in SA back at the turn of the century. It was pretty good.

>>765295
Back when I was a boy I'd fuck all the dogs in the garden and fixings aisle then go into the car park and return some trollies for the dollar coins.
Would get a sausage and drink with enough left over to rent a video game.

>>765298
Good wholesome childhood fun. Kids these days just put on a VR hekmet and fuck virtual dogs the lay cunts wheres the romance in that?

Thank you neets for the support.
It was very difficult to stop drinking, mostly because of all the fuck heads I had to cut off. Only last night a fuck head was trying to get me to drink, i don't get out much anymore but have got my shit together, am saving money, got a lot done for my family. My grandparents got to see me sober and employed, I'm semi employed, at least employable.
My health has improved a lot, I don't crave alcohol any more, I still suffer chronic nightmares but I'm going to make it.

We're all going to make it NEETs

>>765299
It doesn't simulate the struggle either.
You always started on the slower, older dogs then moved on to bigger more aggressive dogs and you got paid more for it.
I broke a mean pitbull that 3 other kids couldn't and bunnings gave me $2 and a golden star.

>>765300
Good stuff NEET

>>765300
You have done well NEET. An inspiration. We're all gonna make it.

I bet this dog raping NEET is the bottom not the top.

>>765300
Based.

>>765301
>bunnings gave me $2
that used to be a sausage in bread

>>765300
That's really well done NEET good on you.

>>765300
Being a pisshead is too expensive these days

>>765303
a wholesome frog picture

>>765301
>and a golden star.
Did they talk about a holiday on a train and gas?

>>765310
Goys get golden stars Jews get yellow stars, all other races get silver or bronze depending on skin colour/IQ.

>>765311
Posso gave me a pink triangle once.

>>765300
Great stuff neet.

New Beatles song, Now and Then:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opxhh9Oh3rg&pp=ygUUYmVhdGxlcyBub3cgYW5kIHRoZW4%3D

>>765312
you disgraced yourself, faggot

>>765314
not listening, the dude should have shot all of them

Nuro is having a sook now

>>765316
It wasn't the beatles who pissed on his rug.

>>765300
Describe your drinking behaviours before sobriety please.

>>765308
Goon is still a great deal

john lennon wasn't even english, eh was some irish crypto-jew

>>765317
What a poof.

>>765320
I knew he was part irish, but what's this jewish stuff?

>>765312
Then they send you to the gay bathhouse gas chamber

>>765322
They were hardcore nazis

>>765319
I can only remember half of them, many were embarrassing and I'd rather not open that box. It's over now.

>>765322
https://www.beatlesbible.com/1963/04/28/john-lennon-and-brian-epstein-holiday-in-barcelona-spain/
He let Epstein (his manager) wank him off.

Does anyone remember Gary Busey's email address?
I want to email him to see if he will come back and post here again. The board hasn't been the same since he left.

>>765327
so he got the occasional tug job from a faggot jew, who hasn't? Just so long as you utter the phrase 'no homo' at the right time, it doesn't count right?

>>765324
based potato niggers

>>765327
That was kind of him.

>>765329
Exactly right.

Thanks fellas for watching!

>>765333
cheers

>>765314
That was well shite.

>>765329
As long as you are both pretending to be in prison it's ok.

>>765333
Cheers for the movie

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-04/vic-victoria-second-sobering-centre-to-open-in-st-kilda/103065060

Drunk tank for boongs opening up. No white cunts allowed. Culturally sensitive pisshead care.

>>765338
Is NK running it?

Craving pixxa

>>765333
Thanks for putting it on.
A bit weird, but fine otherwise.

>>765341
I think with a bit more work, it could have been a psychological thriller/horror. Now it was a window to a piece of recent history.

another 8 feedpacks in the freezer, this time roast pork and baked beans

I wasn't invited to the movies.

>>765345
Did you have a shower today?

Heh
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=IstzHJGydzU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IstzHJGydzU [Embed]

>>765345
You know why.

>>765328
Didn't Bussy die?

>>765342
Big racism?

>>765349
No, that was the guy from Friends.

>>765338
They do need somewhere rather than a dirty puddle.

>>765349
Gets slain every Tursday night.

>>765352
I think you are judging that puddle rather harshly it's got a hard job to do.

>>765353
Hot!

>>764576
Absolutely bassed. Are those Nintendo cartridges under the x-box games?

>>765355
Drink your pineapple juice.

>>765357
To give himself a sweet aftertaste?

>>765342
They wouldn't have pulled this shit if Vili was still alive.

>>765359
They had Vili killed. It was murder.

>>765356
Porn films.

>>765360
Free Vili

>>765356
No that was just a vid I downloaded to show how low the sub can go.

>>765147
Some very awkward converstions with fatherbot were had on that device. A real PTSD trigger.

>>765363
One of the NEETs woofed down a sub this morning.

>>765365
me

>>765365
wolfed*

>>765365
And he didn't share.

>>765368
He's overweight.

>>765369
FUCK YOU POSSUM

might have a can of mondster and go to bed

>>765358
We're not at Kmart on Thursday night.

>>765374
silly looking rabbit

Craving Welsh rarebit now.

>>765377
we called that Nanna's Toast

>>765235
>and no one gave a fuck
Just like 99% of your posts

>>765379
Poorly bantered.

Nanna's sarong.

I fucked one of Nuros posts once.

he hasn't even confirmed what fucken tie knot he's going with

absolute disaster

>>765384
two granny nots

>>765384
He should wear a bolo tie

>>765387
Is that one of those bow ties that spin around?

>>765388
it's basically a leather shoe lace with a broach

>>765389
>27.84MB
Is it worth the data?

>>765391
Better off looking at a Dan pic.

The price of decent cheese is too damn high.

I'm always smelling chlorine or bleach from the gook who lives next door. What nefarious things could that smell indicate?

>>765394
big cums

>>765394
Yeah it's cum they must work at a rub&tug

>>765394
They keep the house nice and clean.

>Here's looking at you kid
What does it even mean?

>>765398
It's a sexual thing

>>765398
it's a toast you dumb dumb

>>765400
I thought toast was when you burned some bread

>>765391
Have you played any of the Fallout games?

>>765292
Me at 5:47

>>765339
Big government subsidies to pick up unconscious aboriginals and bring them back to a sex/sobering up house

>>765402
I played a bit of one of them. The one with "tunnel snakes rule". Many years ago.

>>765405
The quote I've been thinking was:
>war, war never changes

>>765300
Didn't you only 'quit' a couple days ago? You are far from breaking free of this liquid addiction.

I finished watching Casablanca. That NEET was right about it being propaganda. The ending made it very obvious.

>>765407
You are all messed up, your NEET lore is poor.

>>765338
>Melbourne Cup Tuesday
I forsee a wagon coming to a halt.

>>765398
it's what you say to swedish chicks

tomorrow I'm going to turn my life around, this time I swear

>>765408
you should read about the screenwriter

>>765411
I need money bad to pay my bills. I need neet wisdom to pick a winning horse and invest all my money on him. It's the only way.

>>765415
Early life section?

>>765344
Well done Prepper_NEET, but how many feedpacks didn't make it to the freexer?

>>765416
I am a wise NEET give me your money and I will place the bet for you.

>>765379
Very true. Notice how it is back to using a flag. I predicted this. Back to the old ways but some neets never learn.

>>765363
FUck off?

>>765411
Given he ate valium last night and slept until afternoon today, it's already over.

>>765418
maybe...a few

>>765393
What's a decent cheese? Even that plastic shite is not much cheaper than a basic block of cheddar.

>>765426
I buy notCoon.

>>765421
ok

going bed

>>765429
night good

>>765429
Good night.

>>765426
I want to try some fancy European varieties but they are all so expensive even for a small portion.

Having three heinekens.

Asked for 4 slices of bacon but she gave me 5.

>>765432
The King only eats Babybell and Laughing Cow

Stolen Cars and Coffee Lizbef tomorrow

>>765433
Monk no.

>>765433
Monk you fucken boong cunt

Just feels right

I kicked a fat kid in the knee in grade 8 he was in a wheel chair for 2 months and I never saw him run again.

>>765440
Who is that?

>>765439
That better not be you Monk.

I can't leave the house wearing trackies. I feel like I'm wearing pyjamas.

when did the marvel universe peak and start turning into cape shit?

>>765444
you should go shopping in actualy pyajamas, and try picking up women there, it will help build your confidence

>>765433
monk you based fucking mad cunt

>>765445
The last good one was the first Infinity War moofie.

>>765442
Brucie from gta4

>>765449
lol it is too.

>>765437
>>765438
>>765447
you fellas got the wrong bloke
guess again

>>765449
>tfw roman died in my first playthrough
I also killed playboy x

>>765451
Monk you boong

>>765451
So long as it is not Monk it is okay.

Might put on some tight leather pants and spank my own arse.

>>765455
Sounds like harmless fun.

>>765456
He could have red raw bussy cheek if hes not careful.

Pixxas taking as long as expected, should've got a McCain supreme and called it a night...

>>765458
are you stanners?

>>765433
Monk you are about as lame as 2 week old dogshit on milk toast.

>>765458
I hope you aren't using that lebbo bread as a pixxa base. That's not a pixxa.

>>765460
Based. The Lancia will look good once you put the bumper on.

>>765460
Nuro aren't you an obese mentally ill sex offender who lives in a toilet?

>>765460
Ashley would roll over in his grave if he knew you had snaked his business and were squatting in it

an unplugged microwave carries enough residual current to kill you, even if it's been unplugged for months. So never try to repair a broken microwave unless you know how to discharge the capacitor.

>>765465
Open your mouth and let me discharge this bussy in it

>>765452
I always kill playboy because you get his house and dwayne will send you child soldiers to help you terrorise the city

>>765465
So I should leave my microwave plugged in when I fix it?
That doesn't sound very safe.

Have a blessed weekend NEET Bros!

>>765469
Good Pepe today. o7

Sick of the nuro drama.

Obviously it was FIFO on the heinekens.

Wonder if FIFO is on the heinekens.

Having said that, I'm back from a cruise. Gonna binge on some oxycodone I found in my memory box.
Gym tomorrow, this time for real for real.

>>765474
FIFO you boong

>>765474
You are disgusting.

>>765476
I couldn't just chuck it out could I
Plus its saturday night, just feels right

Cruisey is the only NEET with any positive popularity left this week and that is only because we don't know about the poo yet.

>>765480
There's always next week

Getting the left side chest pains again.

>>765481
We will all do better.

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

Cenno landed. Might pull an allnighter.
Get a full tank of fuel, go for a sunrise cruise, get a vape, do a grocery haul.

>>765463
They don't call the Lancia a Child Fancia for nothing!

>>765465
You gots to learn about discharging capacitors safely.

>>765487
Come to Queensland, I'll give you a place to stay.

>>765490
I actually have to book a flight to QLD with this dole cheque

Took 2 valiums because I wasn't feeling the oxy. They've both kicked in very nicely.
Slightly weak, knees, enjoyable to scratch my pubes. Vision is a little blurry but I don't mind. Swaying my head like a slow dance.
Looking at properties in the south of Spain, dreaming of a new life with the Argentinian

>>765436
I can't see anything saying that

Wish I was sitting in monks car punching billies and watching trucks on the horizon as the sky starts to lighten around 0430 and looking at star maps doing short yoga routines towards Jupiter

Venus would be about to come out at 0430, I should have said Venus.

>>765492
How often do you take them? Do they work daily?

>>765494
Dad used to take me to the viewing area at the airport, just after the runway.
We should do shrooms and listen to Om there sometime.

>>765496
They're meant to be for the physical withdrawals but my last drink was Tuesday night so I'm fine now. They gave me 40, at up to 6 a day per the recommendations thats a weeks worth. I reckon I'll put the rest in my medicine box and maybe use them for job interviews or other stressful shit. Not particularly recreational.

Bloody smoke detector went off

morning bros

>>765499
Mording

>>765499
>>765500
Good morning NEETs.

>>765497
>I'll put the rest in my medicine box
Good idea.

>>765389
I liked the animation style.

garn bakery to get some lamingtons, you neets want anything?

>>765493
You’re hosting it

Big cruise to the CBD for sunrise. Two big red bulls. Went for a walk, never been there that early without being fucked on rum and cokes and pingaz. Quite pleasant actually.
Saw two crackheads in a big argument, saw a decent crowd outside the strippers, saw a garbo driver yell at a pajeet who didn't understand hook turns. Did a good deed. Got a mighty mcmuffin and 3 hash browns for breakakaky

>>765243
>Heading down tomorrow
Nuro? No!
You're going to miss the Triathlon.

>>765506
> Did a good deed.
Big load?

>>765508
Well he did call me a 'fucking legend'

>>765509
Hot!

>>765507
They already gave him the trophy because he would've won obviously.

>>765512
Special platinum sponsor?

It's falling out of me after Donald's.

have a good day noots
I have a lot to do today

>>765497
Both ideas sound good. Might try and get some Valium

>>765505
Was it on?

>>765506
Comfy vibes

>>765516
Good meme

Doing a poo. In the toilet.

>>765518
I don’t know. You were supposed to be organising it.

>>765522
t. notpajeetNEET

I can not organise anything.