Hot poo

>>781314
Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a Stew

He'll just slip out of your grip

>>781321
Watched her in a moofie yesterday, she was very golden.

>>781331
Yes, I know what I typed.

Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
We ask you to make IGAs aircon unit fail suddenly
For him to Have to work for the dole by years end
For the cops to finally catch him drink driving
For him to be prosecuted for his false police reports
For his lease to be terminated
And for Monk to rangeban any IGA post from now on

Amen

>>781332
What was that?

I saw nuro picking up cigarette butts in the parking lot

Oh, that marvel one.
I thought you meant figuratively golden.
How is that marvel movie?

>>781339
Vol 3 was a good ending for the trilogy, it was rather sad whenLylla died.

>>781341
I've never watched any of those MCU movies. They seem like a lot of effort to get into.

Constant daytime tiredness. Life a struggle. No energy for anything.

>>781343
How's your diet?

Slow cooker: ON

It contains beef mince, onion, red kidney BEANS, borlotti BEANS, carrot, the peas will be added at the end.

>>781345
>>781346
Sounds good NEET. Serve with rice.

(You)Tube!

>>781345
>>781346
So, lunch tomorrow?

>>781344
Sometimes good sometimes bad it makes no difference.

He's using the slow cooker quickly.

>>781350
You need to be consistent with it, that's the issue.

Child abuse is based. If that kid is existing too loudly than just beat it.

>>781352
I'm struggling. The high sugar foods can give some energy.

>>781354
Gradually cut out sugary foods, one food at a time. Bikkies are still my weakness.

Stretch of hot weather coming up, I'm not gonna make it. 🌡️

Pandas aren't real, they're just Irishmen in panda suits.

>>781355
I don't have the control.

I'm gonna get a pizza

Someone just knocked on the door. Not answering, not looking, not getting up. Just go away.

>>781360
You could rape them.

>>781359
Post a pic for us please. And get me a garlic bread.

>>781356
I'll remember you neet.

>>781359
I'll have a garlic bread as well thanks.

I need to lose the last 10kg, going to have oats for 2/3 meals

I missed the start of the movie and the thread looks like fast slow-cooked shit.

>>781365
Oats are bad for you. Just eat mince and rice.

>>781367
No they're not.

>>781366
Those are raping words.

>>781365
The other 1/3 you could eat pork belly.

>>781356
Sleep tight.

>>781366
A steamer in other words.

>>781370
Either way it'll be lots of meat and veggies.

It might have been a bird that was knocking. I can't tell any more.

>>781374
The bird works for the feds. It's harvesting information from around your house.

birds aren't real

>>781377
Exactly.

>>781377
About as real as asthma.

"male depression is just humiliation with better branding."

I saw that quote and it resonated with me.

>>781380
robertlasagna1

>>781382
Well birded.

When the birds come knocking

>>781365
Eat BEANS

>>781384
The wings are a flapping.

10 pack of wicked wings please. Don't drain the seed oils.

Am sorry I missed the movie. Woke up at 4, went back to sleep, woke up at 6 did a bit of housework, went back to sleep, then woke up late.

>>781351
Yep, got her on high.

>>781366
Maybe we got it today from the closed German bakery yesterday?

nigger

jigaboo

tpaste

>>781396
She's Hungarian it seems.

>>781397
Are you saying that because of her surname or the bit at 2:09 being gibberish?

Did a patrol. Mummybot gave me lots of chocolate, so that's a good reason to go up the bush and put it in my sweets stash. The tiny birdos here are sweet and fly about your head. Kino.

>>781398
Name ofc.

The other day when I was up early at 4.30 am I shat in my drive way because I couldn't make it back inside. So far no one suspects it was me.

>>781399
Will the summer heat not melt the chocolate in the stash?

>>781396
Unexpected athleticism:
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=-GNqIGuE8O8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-GNqIGuE8O8 [Embed]

>>781398
You've never heard shabadabadadibidubi before?

>>781399
You ave a sweets stash in the bush? Preparing for the winter?

>>781401
If it's your driveway who would suspect it?

>>781400
Wikipedia says she is Canadian. I've known the descendants of Hungarian immigrants here and they usually don't know any Hungarian at all. Hungarians here seem to regard knowledge of Hungarian to be contrary to assimilation - but there are some exceptions of course.
I've also known their descendants to be very interested in learning it to the puzzlement of the Hungarians.

>>781402
I'm sure tiffin only keeps white chocolate

I heard that Tiffin speaks a sort of bush pidgin consisting of aboriginal languages, English and Afrikaans.
He points and grunts and can almost always be understood.

>>781364
>>781362
They don't sell garlic bread just pizza and pasta

>>781408
Looks good. You going to eat the whole thing?

>>781407
tiffo's native language is the proto-indoeuropean of his aryan ancestors - he speaks english with a notable accent

>>781408
Do they sell pasta on pizza? I once had a spaghetti bolognese pizza, wasn't bad.

I heard they are banning the little plastic table they put in the middle of the pizza. Environmental shit.

>>781405
I bet he's hiding a big block of old jamaica.

>>781408
Looks very nice.

Kek.
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=NTmk0Pqk6hs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NTmk0Pqk6hs [Embed]

>>781404
Perhaps her granddaddy was Hungarian. Such cases.
>puzzlement
It gives superpowers.

>>781405
When I was a kid white chocolate was a real treat, tasted so good. Now they make it tastes like condensed milk. I guess they substitute cocoa butter with palm oil or other crap.

>>781406
Perhaps they are separated into different countries today, but united by food, drink, Russian, and racism.

>>781407
That's a superpower too.

Good things come to those who lose weight.

>>781416
Do you not like condensed milk?

This grill kinda looks liek Olive
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=kjt-aYQO5zA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kjt-aYQO5zA [Embed]

>>781419
It ain't tastes as white chocolate should. So if I want to eat white chocolate and get condensed milk instead, I do not.

>>781420
I would rather a tin of condensed milk and a spoon than a block of white chocolate.

I am not a fan of some of the ingredients Tiffin tops his pixxas with, but I think if I asked him nicely he would probably make a special one just for me.

I haven't had condensed milk in ages. I will add it to my shopping list.

>>781420
I love Olive so much it's unreal.

You can make icecream using condensed milk and thickened cream.

>>781409
I have to.

>>781412
Nah but the old place I went to sold calzones but it's too far away to drive.

>>781424
So that means you do not love Olive in reality.

>>781428
No, just that my love for her transcends the physical world around us.

>>781429
Ah I see.

>>781425
You need a proper ice cream maker machine otherwise it just freezes solid. Has to churn as it chills.

If I had the energy I would make a cheesecake. I don't have the energy though.

>>781432
You need cows to make cheesecake

>>781392
Stale fingerbuns

>>781399
Lovely. How much have you got stocked?

>>781407
Even the birds understand

>>781437
Lol

>>781431
My mummybot used to just beat it like buggery and that was fine.

>>781439
A strong woman.

>>781440
Terrible.

>>781440
I kekked

>>781442
She used the electric beaters for it but she did have and use the manual ones quite a bit, mostly for making cats.

Have a blessed day NEET Bros!

>>781446
Remarkably well bantered.

>>781449
Wrong.

>>781450
What the fuck are you talking about?

Nose is still running like a tap after all that snorting.

>>781452
Put a chux up there.

Cock drained

Now it's tomorrow

Need him to bless us again

>>781456
He's gone o7

rape

Drove around another locanto google location. Found the house by the photos. The lady is standing in front of distinct brickwork on the house. Drove past three times slowly but didn't see any smiling faces greeting me in and there was a ute in the driveway so I didn't stop. What a strange animal I have become.

>>781459
Are you stalking someone? wtf

>>781460
20kph down a busy road looking in people's windows.

>>781461
Locanto whores.

>>781463
mental illness

I drove around the back of the block and parked to recalibrate my coordinates and reversed two houses back to see if I could walk up a driveway to the house behind like it looked on the map.

>>781465
Are you trying to locate a brothel?

Been watching this tonight. It's not bad, I'm on the 4th episode.

>>781465
take pictures

>>781466
I'm not sure what I'm doing.

>>781469
That's what every man has said before a great discovery. We just need you to take pictures to document this momentous event

good morning neetbros

>>781471
morning fellow travis

Today's going to be the day I finally get my shit together. I just have a feeling it's going to happen.

>>781472
mording

had to relocate the car before the bitumen niggers get here and block my driveway

>>781472
>>781473
>>781476
Good morning NEETs.

>>781459
>What a strange animal I have become.
RubnTugNEET

When you have to conquer Mongolia but the cat needs a walk first

Many bad dreams, woe.

>>781480
kek

Sir is doing the needful.
>Three food delivery riders were rushed to hospital after an e-bike battery exploded in their apartment >building in Sydney's Inner West.

LOL
>"There wasn't much in there, it's a small one bedroom unit and it's concrete walls and floors," he said.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/annandale-sydney-fire-lithium-battery-food-delivery-bike/9715b946-b2cf-465a-b3ce-b17c10d4b538

woe morning

wank morning

might play some more hitman

Good morning NEETs.

>>781459
Aren't you meant to message them or phone them?
What are you doing? Cut it out.

New battery acquired, I was lucky my CBR started when I was at Dans on friday, I am too old and worn out to be push starting.

Found Monks resume on 4chan.

>>781490
If they want my business, they will be prepared and waiting.

>>781491
Well done NEET. I would have given you a jump start if necessary.

>>781493
Stop being weird.

>>781495
The advert says new girls (or something) at 'the cottage', like the cottage is a place of business or a landmark, rather than a home. One of the photos says Salisbury Hwy on it too, just no house number.
But there's pics in front of the red cornered brick house with white tiles and yukka plants and a grey fence out the back.
It's 113 Salisbury Hwy if you want to knock on the door. I would've if the ute wasn't there.
Might be the old viet farmer that got them from the boat but might've also been the morning John.

That's why I felt weird going 20kph back and forth, that's a semi major highway.

>>781496
Send a message or phone.

>>781498
No. That's weird.

I'd need to get a new number/sim card

Getting harrassed by debt collecters (again).

>>781502
We deserve it.

>>781499
But lurking around in your car isn't.

>>781505
Gross. 🤢

>>781501
woe

>>781502
Me second from left.

>>781506
You love her.

>>781501
Jeez you only racked up the drug debt on Friday night

>>781501
what's the vig?

I think I got a cold

Thinking admiringly about Omniman from Invincible, appreciating how a fascist society can raise better people.

might finna act up fr

Wish I knew some coke dealers, like some neets. Anyway, garn shops to get a white mondster, you neets need anything?

>>781514
His whole planet had an anarchist purge.
They're galaxian commies.

That white monster hit the spot. I'm ashamed of the waste of money, but I do feel better.

>>781516
My exact body type.

>>781521
you can look forward to a career as a model in 25 years then neet

8 minutes on the spin bike. I sit upright on it now. No holding the handlebars.

>>781523
>25 years
The obesity will have already taken me.

>>781524
What about when you go around corners?

>>781518
Get me all the fixings for an Italian BMT

>>781524
Good lord. Be careful.

>>781518
5 kilos of carfentanil
it's 3 am and I have to be at work in 3 and a half hours
I just want to sleep or be gone

>>781526
He's already out whizzing Nuro.

>>781526
The angus grips and pivots on the seat. Shifts the bodyweight to round the corners.
Power bottom style. Well practiced.

>>781520
are monsters like the first world version of redbull? (top of the line energy drinks)

Not gonna lie NEETs but I used to be a bit worried I'd fall off if I didn't hold on. Mastering it now. Confidence increasing. Mind pleasantly wandering. Time going by faster. Winning.

Spinbike has inspired me.
Done one set of curls and Arnie presses while humming a mantra.

>>781531
Imagine the control

>>781533
Take a weekly pic

Pulsating quads.
The digital counter is lucky he didn't put it on.

I went to the shops, what did you want?

>>781493
Bossman auditer

>>781535
>>781535
We're all gonna make it NEET. 😊

Still dithering over my OS problem.
Using the situation to take a break from the addiction.
Still heavily using the phone though.

>>781413
Dominos stopped using them years ago.

>>781545
What do they use instead?

>>781422
Dash of glyphosate in teh sauce.
Just. For. (You).

>>781432
Forget the energy what you really need is the money to make one from scratch. About 20-30 bucks worth of ingredients.

>>781433
Oof, not the most flattering picture.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/car-advice/a-womans-attempt-to-fix-her-car-before-my-partner-sees-this-sparks-outpouring-of-concern-for-safety/news-story/89656e1720724a3f0f0999b39322af6d
imagine having a dumb bitch wreck your car and then having her stupid question on the internet causing people to start investigating you for domestic violence

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/billie-eilish-confirms-huge-personal-news-wasnt-it-obvious/news-story/1b11ee72c75d48f7881cdb362c18302d
I knew that bloke on Peaky Blinders wasn't right

>>781460
Happy birthday m8

>>781467
It started out really good but the last few eps were a real let down.

>>781561
Many such cases - it's often hard to write a good ending.

3 month YouTube premium trial begun

>>781564
You fucking retard.

>>781561
I'm still on season one. I was getting a bit bored of it.

>>781524
Keep at it brother. Print this pic and place on wall in front of the bike for motivation.

21 sleeps until Christmas

>>781565
I thought monk doing 20 standards and $400 of coke was bad, but yes, this neet has set a new low

>>781573
Monk is the peak of NEET living compared to giving money to Jewgle.

>>781548
A chair

>>781575
heh

>>781570
Lol well memed. 😆

>>781575
Poorly bantered. 💩

>>781578
Pooly bantered. 💩

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9mhYVyjKpro [Embed]
US Democrats & Republicans release joint statement saying extra terrestrials are visiting earth.

>>781581
Sure. Whatever. I need a nap.

>>781581
Are we Americans now?

>>781585
You know aliens come to the Southern hemisphere too, right?

>>781587
Kek

>>781588
Could you imagine Wong, Albo, and Dutton getting up and giving a statement about aliens being real? Or anything for that matter.

Slow day

>>781584
Allah ackbar!

>>781583
nini

Haven't had an advert for an hour.
So sweet.

>>781595
I haven't had one in years.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12821827/Peta-Murphy-dies-Anthony-Albanese-breaks-announces-death.html
oh look albo being a strong male again

>>781597
But you're on the computer.

>>781598
We get the leaders we deserve.

>>781334
I dont think God grants ill wishes. If you want to curse somebody try the Greek Orthodoxy maybe.

people who tell you to not put a knife into the toaster are just gatekeeping fun. it's not dangerous at all I've done it loads of times

>>781587
Well memed.

Does one of you have some kind of farm of DailyMail reader accounts you are using to updoot Joslin? Every time she gets a comment through, a bunch of accounts with names of the format [colour][item] give her an updoot.

>>781604
They are probably unrelated bots just farming karma.

Cenno phone appointment soon. Terribly anxious.

>>781607
You need to get on the DSP.

Time to wage. Nose still running. Kinda hope I get sent home.

>>781609
Do they do random drug tests?

>>781610
Not that I know of

The purported rewards with cocaine don't seem worth the downsides... snorting powder up your nose can't be fun, and then having a runny nose or throat drip or whatever Monk has for 3 days afterwards

>>781609
Put some effort in. Do not disappoint me again.

>>781612
Its not really worth it. No wonder a lot of people only do it while drinking.

Drugs are for losers.

Monk will win in the end.

>>781608
Four minutes. Terrified. Will they call right away or towards the end of the hour window?

>>781615
That would include alcohol.

>>781617
They will call when they call. They might not call at all.

>>781617
You will be fine once the call has started. I always get extreme phone anxiety but that act totally normal on the phone call

>>781620
Yeah, I just want them to hurry up.

>>781604
I use to updoot but never had an account.

>>781529
Goodnight.

>>781597
Wish I could get one.

>>781622
Did the call. Took 15 minutes. Quite simple. She kept gulping water and swallowing loudly. Garn get job seeker.

>>781627
Well done NEET that is good news.
You should have flushed the toilet at the end of the call.

>>781630
poured a glass of water into the bowl from a height first

need to go to big w and the barber

>>781629
We have all been there. Where something is stuck and doesn't fit so you just say fuck it and force it through. That is how I got the scrapes down the side of my car.

>>781633
I think I'd obey the signs at the drive through that say no trailers.

>>781632
What do you need from big W?

>>781634
By the time you see them it is already too late.

>>781635
a clean tshirt, singlet, and undies for tomorrow
I'm doing a wash tonight, but it may not be dry by morning

>>781637
Big day tomorrow?
You have to wash new clothes before you wear them.

I look okay from behind, it is just the front and sides that are the problem.

>>781639
paper bag

>>781638
I have to spend some time in an office that has actual white people in it for once.
You should wash new clothes, but it's not imperative.

>>781641
You should always wear clean clothes and be showered for work.
Very concerning.

keep waiting for one of the pajeets at teh whizzers to comment on me stinking or not changing my clothes just so I can do a racism and quit but thus far they are not taking the bait

>>781643
This is disturbing behaviour.

The trial is being held of the Church of Gail, half way between heaven and Earth in outer space. It's lightyears out there, folks.

>>781645
How are you getting there?

>>781645
Get a good lawyer. One the rich people use.

>>781647
He should get Shire to take him.

Is it bogan to say “sick” like as in cool ?

Concerned about sitting in my recliner in this hot weather. Worried my sweat will leave some sort of body-shaped stain.

>>781647
An uber

>>781650
not at all

>>781650
no

>>781650
Yes and fully sick is even worse.

>>781651
put a towel down

>>781651
We're all body shaped stains.

36.9 outside
dickheads are laying bitumen out the front in it

Should lean over the fence drinking a beer.

>>781659
>36.9 outside
Sounds horrible.

Got sent home. winning

>>781661
It's only going to get worse come February.

>>781663
With pay? How much did you play it up?

>>781606
How many hours is that?

>>781666
8.76e+7

>>781665
No work no pay. It's also a day off on Friday apparently because the full-timers have a christmas party lunch
I just said to the manager 'yeah I've got a runny nose and bit of a sore throat' in a nasally voice. He immediately said I could be and I said 'are you sure? just didn't wanna chuck a sickie on my second week'
I'm doing the right thing, protesting people from covid.

>>781668
You are a disgrace.

>>781663
Smart, trust the system.

>>781670
a nasty remark, his behaviour is an inspiration

>>781668
You dont have covid because no one has covid.

>>781670
It is a sanitary environment. They probably would have sent me home if I was blowing my nose anyway.
At least I showed up to do it.

>>781659
that job shortens your lifespan.

>>781675
All jobs do

>>781627
Probably sucking off a few coworkers.

>>781581
have they actually released any new evidence yet?

>>781637
Or you could take the washed clothes to a laundromat to dry them?

Rape

They've asked me to do a covid test but I can't afford one

Off to the LPO to get my packages and some cream.

>>781660
You should piss over the fence

>>781684
Take a photo of the ill tempered chink working there please.

>>781668
Fully sick bro!

>>781668
You are a a paragon of responsible behaviour, setting an example to the younger neets.

>>781628
>>781629
She'll be right.

Hairy vaginas

>>781691
Vile.

>>781692
Pedo

>>781694
Dodgy link

got what I needed at Big W
the barber had all the chairs full and about 4 guys waiting, so I went to the bottle-o instead
bitumen cunts wouldn't let me down my side of the street still

>>781697
Drive over them

This.

>>781699
No one cares

>>781488
Manhit

>>781698
They have to be gone soon. I'll drink drive over the witch's hats a bit later.

>>781699
Nice spot.

>>781643
They're use to smell.

Cruisey meet me at Kaurna Park wetlands at 3am