SA BEST A

>>794438
TERRIBLE OP

NOT A PEPE

THE OTHER WAS MUCH BETTER

>>794441
I didn't delete yours.
Quads shortly.

Quads and we all get GFs.

>>794444
Thanks Wizzy.

Wrong flag. FML.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Fuck I am so high

I'm so sorry.

>>794448
Based.

>>794449
np

>>794448
Put some toilet paper on the rear wheel and pedal backwards

>>794444
Thanks SA

>>794452
For what purpose ???

>>794454
So his bum gets wiped properly.

>>794455
I don’t get it. Your memes have been so low energy lately. Best you take a break from this site. It’s frankly embarrassing.

half a punnet of strawbies and an original magnum for puddin

Blue Eye Samurai will be on on womboflix in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>794458
I stand by my decision to close the tab.

>>794459
Negroid-tier behavior.

>>794459
Tab status?

>>794461
CLOSED

Bought a new telly

>>794463
For the tennis?

Garbage thread btw

>>794441
This truly is the end times for /ausneets/

>>794465
The show must go on.

>>794465
It has Weber written all over it.

>>794448
See that bloke talking to those two(2) chicks? Well that will never be you.

Why bother wiping when you can walk a metre to the left and shower?

>>794469
It's the new craze.

The bin got emptied. Just a low key dull thud. No explosion. No breaking glass. No convection oven bouncing out and landing in the middle of the street for everyone to see.

>>794471
>No explosion.
Woe.

>>794459
you couldn't handle the tab

@Weber

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A1MGCNYU4WE [Embed]

A police caution sheet for one of the bad home youths on the street found its way into my car port somehow.
Cannabis possession in 2020.

>>794463
Did you manage to get it set up this time without breaking the screen?

Cruisey couldn't handle the tug once.

>>794465
I could've stopped it. I saw the non green pepe go up, the redtext. I could've created a proper thread. But I didn't. And I feel nothing

They call me the tabulator.

>>794477
his failure was messy indeed

Do all the toilets in Japan have a bidet?

>>794480
liar

>>794483
I hope so.

>>794483
No. In fancy hotels they have a middle aged woman who pops out of the toilet and delicately wipes your angus clean, while soothing music plays. That is literally all she gets to do all day.

>>794487
A society of the future.

>>794464
For the guest bedroom

>>794476
?

I just got back from cutting spars in the bush and my balls are aching. I cut down twenty trees with my chainsaw and I will make a kino cabin like uncle ted. Sadly I didn't catch any possums or wallabys in the traps I set up in the bush but maybe next time I will. I made a nice pie and took a photo I will send to mummybot and have it for tonights moofie, I cant wait. I missed (You) all in my absence especially my bro nuro.

>>794490
This post reads like an AI version of my boy Based Tiffo.

Has the ZOG kidnapped him and replaced him with a chatbot?

Tiffin had always been fascinated by the beauty of the Australian bush. As a young boy, he would often spend hours exploring the dense forests and rocky outcrops near his home. Now, as a grown man, he still found solace in the tranquility of nature.
One warm summer morning, Tiffin woke up with a strong urge to venture into the bush. He had been working on a project to build a new fence for his property and needed some strong spars. He knew that the best place to find them was deep within the bush, so he packed his tools and set off.
The sun was high in the sky as Tiffin made his way through the familiar trails. The chirping of birds and the rustling of leaves filled his ears, and he couldn't help but feel at peace. The bush was alive with the vibrant colors of wildflowers, and the air was filled with the sweet scent of eucalyptus. Tiffin couldn't help but smile as he relished in the beauty of his surroundings.
After a few hours of walking, Tiffin finally reached the spot where he knew he could find the perfect spars. With a practiced eye, he began to carefully select the strongest and straightest branches. As he worked, he couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment. He had always enjoyed working with his hands, and there was something satisfying about creating something with natural materials.

>>794471
Well done.

As the sun started to set, Tiffin finished cutting the spars and packed them onto his back. He knew the trek back home would be tiring, but he was determined to make it before dark. With a newfound spring in his step, Tiffin made his way back through the bush.
As he neared his home, the smell of something delicious wafted through the air. Tiffin's stomach grumbled, and he quickened his pace. He knew that his wife, Sarah, must have made one of her famous hot pies. He couldn't wait to sink his teeth into the flaky crust and savory filling.
As he entered the house, Tiffin was greeted by the delicious aroma of the pie. Sarah smiled at him from the kitchen as she pulled the steaming dish out of the oven.
'Perfect timing,' she said with a grin, 'I just finished cooking the pie.'
Tiffin couldn't help but smile as he sat down at the table. He told Sarah about his adventure in the bush, and she listened with rapt attention. As they enjoyed their meal, Tiffin couldn't help but feel grateful for the simple pleasures in life. A day spent in the bush, surrounded by nature, followed by a warm meal with his family, was all he needed to feel content.
As the night fell and the stars twinkled in the sky, Tiffin reflected on his day. He realized that sometimes, the greatest adventures can be found in the simplest moments. And as he drifted off to sleep, he couldn't wait to see what new adventures the bush had in store for him in the future.

>>794490
>I missed (You) all in my absence
❤️

>>794490
We missed you too tiffin

>>794463
200cm?

>>794495
>Sarah smiled at him
Is Sarah white?

>>794499
Of course.

Oh possum, dear possum, with fur so soft and gray
Your love for garlic bread, it never fades away
In the dead of night, you roam the streets
Searching for your favorite treat

With nimble paws and a curious nose
You sniff out the scent wherever it goes
Through gardens and trash cans you scurry
In search of the bread that makes you so merry

Oh how you relish each and every bite
Your little heart filled with pure delight
The crunchy crust, the buttery spread
Oh possum, your love for garlic bread knows no end

Some may say it's an unusual affair
A possum and garlic bread, a strange pair
But you care not for what others may think
For in each other's company, you find a link

With each bite, your love only grows
For this golden bread, your heart overflows
And though others may not understand
For you, it's the most delicious love, so grand

So let the world say what they may
For you and garlic bread, it's a perfect day
With each passing night, you'll continue to roam
In search of your love, your garlic bread home.

>>794495
Very nice story.

>>794490
Nice pie.

>>794494
I didn't empty it. A big truck came.

Got some almost half price protein powder from CW, thanks for the recommendation.
There two young guys acting like cunts near the perfume section and asking the jeet guard if they'd get away with stealing it etc. One of them was a NIGGER. I was loitering nearby incase the guard needed some stomping assistance. Positive adrenaline.
Then at coles a dirty, smelly jeet had his trolley in the self checkout area all but blocking the walk way. I bumped into him as I pushed past to a checkout.
The white man marches on!

>>794505
Absolutely based.

>>794505
Based.

Forgot to take Motherbat to the Maritime Museum today.

He left her in the subway toilet and drove off.

>>794508
>>794509
It will always be open tomorrow with Subway.

I worked as a scripted telephone operator the landing page of Weber's spambot chugger web portal Womboclimatecrisisjustice.org once.

Ok, we're actually rewatching episode 1 of Blue Eye Samurai right now for anyone who missed it, then episode 4 afterwards. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>794513
I have finished watching it, thanks. There is an announcement of another season in the future.

Been wearing the same pair of thongs every day for almost 6 weeks or so and they absolutely stink of foot sweat. Like its penetrated into the rubber.

>>794468
Teh hatred of DavoNEET started after his ChadNEET arc with chatting up girls. something to think about.

>>794515
I haven't worn thongs in years but I used to rinse them in the shower ever few hours.

I bet I smell bad

Как же у кипрохрюна сердце болит за узкий народ в трусиках

New rule - all posts here have to be in english, or get deleted

>>794518
Yeah

>>794521
There are no rules any more on /ausneets/. You can openly plot a murder ffs.

>>794523
Based. We are an anarchist board.

>>794520
We call them gooks.

Webby could build it and Monk could code it.

>>794524
is there such a thing as fasco-anarchism?

Tiffin can't speak German.

>>794528
He speaks for past Germany.

>>794527
Anarcho-prostate massages.

That is not a pepe why are we using this thread?

>>794531
eat some cheese

grimblies and gromblies are grumbling

Is this whole thread just the retard?

>>794531
Correct there are three Pepes visible.

Jesus it practically fucking is
Have you taken the wrong crazy pills or something?

>>794534
Yes, it's just you.

>>794536
I only take the Nuro approved pills from Alex Jones and the pills he finds on the floor of toilets.

>>794538
Based.

I knew one day it would be just you talking to yourself here. Enjoy.

Watching youtubers younger than me makes me want to die more than usual.

>>794540
Always has been, always will be.

>>794541
NK needs to make YouTubes.

>>794542
Thanks Pippa.

>>794546
Thanks NEET.

>>794547
Thanks me, I'm welcome.

>>794548
Sexy fella I am 😉

i might say some fibs about certain neets later

big chook

Executive neets, what age do you think your diet will finally kill you at?

Filled the petrol tank. $84

Roast chook and minimum chips, $17

>>794552
27, I'm 3 years overdue

>>794553
>minimum chips
NGMI

>>794552
It happens when it happens.

>>794556
+1 year to your life

>>794557
I'll get to see Monks rise up in 2024.

>>794558
Bet he falls off the wagon jan 1st

>>794553
>petrol tank. $84
woe

Nuro is a well respected member of the rough sleeping community.

Big arm session. Huge. Can feel the muscles almost popping out the skin. Deep stimulus.
Have to go back to CW to get a shaker.

>>794563
He provided sleeping advice around sheets to another NEET once.

>>794555
First you bulk, then you cut.

>>794564
what lifts do you do for your arms?

>>794564
>Deep stimulus.
Based.

>>794559
Yeah buddy

Need to take up kendo next year, get my shodan by july, then start on becoming a kenjutsu master by the end of the year.

>>794566
What level of bulking are you at?

>>794571
I believe a new series with that woman has recently started airing again.

>>794564
Based. Those polos aren't going to be able to contain you.

>>794562
44 litres of premium 95 sniff @ $1.90/L

Tank was a quarter full and I did fill a 5L jerry can.

>>794574
A late Christmas present for someone special?

I have put a spritz of that cologne I bought on my arm. I am not sure what I think. It is my first time using cologne. It smells quite nice.

I want to try different ones but they are too expensive to buy just to try. Are there any stores that have samples you can try?

>>794563
Nuro eats shit both figuratively and literally. Let that sink in.

>>794572
She legit weighs less than monk now.

>>794570
Weber karate arc '24?

>>794575
Um, no?

>>794578
I was just researching that myself. Spooky. I thought for one wild second that I might have made your post.

What is the name of this tune?

>>794576
Lots of places do. You might need to go to a more upmarket area. They might not put testers out in dero areas as badhomes will just apply it there and never purchase it.

It's a fine line between sleeping rough and laying an ambush.

Brain is still fucked up from the grog. Need the wagon but I'm too fucked to climb aboard. Just lash me to the side with some rope or something.

If you sleep rough long enough you develop a natural gillie suit.

>>794587
We'll drag you behind the wagon until you either die or get yourself onboard.

My pharmacy puts things by the exit door for deros to steal then writes them up as a deductible loss. Then they blackmail the bad home women into making straw sales while they honour phoney online scripts. They've really got it on lock.

>>794587
One neet achieved wagon.

>>794591
What is a straw sale?

2024 - get wagon or diet trying

Not the best thread.

>>794594
Reasonably bantered.

>>794593
It's where a shop sells something under the table and records the sale to a random person's account.
If you want antibiotics, they tell you how to fill a phoney online script to get somthing they can legally honour. If you want somthing that's even harder to get they will find someone eligible for a script and sell you meds under the table on that person's account.
Pharma lobby and doctors are constantly fighting over the dirty money.

>>794595
not the best neets either

>>794597
How would I be able to take advantage of that?

>>794490
>balls

Hmm, I have my doubts this is teh actual Tassie Devil.

>>794600
Tiffin is actually a clone grown in a vat by nazi scientists who fled to tasmania after ww2, formed by mixing together the semen of a thousand of the best SS officers. They probably made multiple copies of him.

>>794599
It's a whole bad home industry

>>794510
No matter how hard you plunge you can't flush it out

t. Weber's Motherbat

I need to get obsessed and driven by hatred like that samurai character. It's the only way I'm ever going to have enough energy to make something of myself.

>>794516
DavoNEET has never mentioned sex with any of these hoes.

He. is. an. orbiter.

>>794567
I have explain it. You are trolling

>>794576
They do testers in places like myer or david jones. I have about 30 bottles collected over the years but never wear it. I should though, ex-misso said she loved it when men wore it.
It's called aftershave, btw

>>794578
I've never tried hammer curls. Might

>>794579
Slander

>>794587
Sunday is the final wagon departure. Don't you dare miss it.

>>794520
Begone Frenchie

>>794528
Tiffin is fluent in Schizoid.

>>794536
Certain NEETs have been skipping breakfast again.

>>794606
Aftershave is different.

>>794565
>sheets
shit*

The offer was promptly declined.

What is the name of this tune?

>>794601
STFU

>>794605
DavoNEET didn't say much of anything about the whole affair so you're rushing to conclusions. He managed to get a girlfriend through a cold approach which is pretty chad by /ausneets/ standards and more impressive than what captain shaved balls has done.
I am somewhat disappointed in his lack of Christmas photos though. He never came through with the wedding food photos either, only the photo of him on the train.

>>794606
I think aftershave is meant to be an astringent.

>>794528
One of the SA neets did. I don't know if that neet is still here.

Going to gook ladies. Catching the Sunday departure I think.

>>794611
Nah, sheets. He said >>794095 you don't need sheets to sleep on a mattress. I guess the big difference is whether you mean a plastic air bed for rough sleeping or a real bed for non-homeless people.

>>794619
I'll wank you off for free.

Tkae a gook look.

>>794622
The oo in gook is quite different from the one in good.
It is not a bad joke but it isn't very good either.

>>794619
There go your gains.

>>794623
Maybe in Australian.

>>794619
>Catching the Sunday departure
Sounds do-able.

>>794625
Good rhymes with would.
Gook rhymes with spook.

>>794627
>d does not not rhyme with k
Sensational.

>>794623
Lol I just realised Shiban must be pronouncing a lot our stuff wrong in his head.

>>794624
She'll be right.

>>794626
New year new me NEET.

I wanna go further than this >>794625
Maybe in that particular Australian English that is spoken in the street you live in.
I bet even Australia has like a dozen different dialects with different pronunciation rules and habits.

>>794631
Aussie accents vary based on class not region. But you're right, there would be a predictable accent in bad home areas.

>>794631
That doesn't change the fact that no one pronounces the oo in gook the same as it is in good. You'd either have:
>guks on the perimeter
Or:
>gude morning
Both sound retarded in English. No native speaker would pronounce the oo the same.
>>794632
>not region
There is still some regional variation but it is mostly class based. eg. Adelaide

>>794633
>No native speaker would pronounce the oo the same
Except everyone but yourself.

Cook is a good example of the oo sound in good.
Cook and gook are very dissimilar. Gook is pronounced like kook.

>>794633
>eg. Adelaide
I was thinking of those posh cunts, yes. Is there an accent in WA? I've never been

Made kebab kebab. The 10 pack of burgers is doing huge mileage, tomorrow it will probably be texmex bouritoes

>>794637
It's good value. Thankfully I'm cashed up with over a grand in the bank so I've graduated to using mince.

>>794635
A neet is interested in linguistics, specifically the mysterious ყ

>>794638
It's about the fat, burger patties have enough to grill so they're the right call for kebabs as well.

Have a Blessed weekend NEET Bros, o7

Lots of police activity in this bad home are the past few days.
Another booze bus set up near the last one. Saw some cunt pass through the intersection, see the lights and all the getup, then fucking reverse into the intersection and do a left turn. Pissed for sure.

Got some loin chops from Costco. Was $18 a kilo and there were 15 chops, I think $38 all up. They are better chops than the side of lamb packs. They are trimmed up and don't have the tails. Seared 4, then put the pan on the oven for about 20 mins. Made some cucumber, feta, lemon juice and oil salad thing and had then sliced in mini bread rolls with it.

>>794490
Your poor balls get tortured

>>794584
I was thinking Uncle Penn but that's wrong.

>>794643
Sounds lovely.

Sad.

>>794643
Sounds very nice. Better than my slop.

Cucumber and feta

Jew cum and feeders

Can't sleep.

>>794652
me neither, have some chamomile

>>794619
Sounds do-able.

>>794641
Thanks o7

>>794643
Would like to taste.

Good morning NEETs.

>>794658
mording

im stage 4

35 minutes between getting out of bed and feeling sad and stupid again

>>794662
Based.

morning bros

I don't think one energy drink is gonna be enough

>>794665
Morning neet.

>>794666
Triple mongster to the arse?

>>794668
If only nuro were my big bro, he could get a syringe and give me a white monster not orally while I consumed another one orally. Woe.

took her supermaket

need a shid

How will you spend the day neets? Are you a man with a plan?

Good morning NEETs.

>>794672
I plan to do nothing.

>>794672
Currently Shidding. Might clear off the dining room table properly.

>>794670
Hope you got some treats.

>>794659
I saw that legs of ham had gone up in price, I was expecting them to be on sale.
It was $8 a kg, now it's $12.

>>794673
Morning

>>794663
Didn't they empty your bin?

>>794670
Get her custart tard.

New coffee machine is pretty average. Plus I got 40 pods for a different machine.

>>794672
Listen to white galahs screaming, watch some stuff about the Plantagenet redcoats and have a wank.
Done two of those things.

>>794681
Can you exchange them or get a refund?

Filled the bowl up. Arsehole is altered.

ok, garn woolies to get some goyslop pudding, you neets want anything?

>>794676
I got a small bag of zooper dooper-like ice sausages made from fruit juice

>>794685
See if hams are cheap

>>794683
Probably, but it's from Amazon and likely a headache

>>794672
I didn't get any sleep last night. Got goosebumps. Gonna be a 12 hour session of twitter and youtoobs
Need to go and get some mints.
Wagon departing today, toot toot

Fucking herder ruined my day. Now have about 8 hrs of shifts, including the next one that called right after the worker. I'm guessing 10pm home.

>>794690
Big day. You can handle it.

>>794688
They usually include return stickers in the satchel and the satchel can be re-sealed if you opened it a specific way.

>>794691
Haven't had a solid shit in a week and this fill in is with a client that I haven't done a shift with. Also have to interact with other workers. Herder also cancelled the following shift so I'll get an hour lecture about how that's not good.

>>794692
I threw the boxes outside and opened the carton, then one box in it.

>>794690
You can do it. I believe in you, Cruisey.

>>794695
I'd pay you $40 something an hour to go do it for me.

>>794696
I have an NDIS clearance too.

>>794690
Big day, big boong session afterwards.

>>794658
>>794660
>>794665
>>794667
>>794669
>>794673
>>794678

Good Morning NEETs

Very fancy brekkie this morning.

>>794689
>Wagon departing today, toot toot
Based.

Well NEETs it’s been an interesting morning so far. Turns out at 3am some Nagger in San Antonio California charged 750 dollars to my Mastercard.

This has never happened to me before. Already on the phone to the bank. Card already cancelled. They say it will be 15 business days to complete the dispute. I am amazed the banks even let the transaction go through. What the fuck.

Looks disgusting with that cheese on there like that.

>>794688
Amazon is the easiest to deal with in Australia. Do not buy anything with a battery from their overseas store*, but even their warranty cover is elite. I returned a Fitbit after a few years because the battery drained after 2 hours from a full charge. No Australian retailer would allow that return.

*You pay for return postage and are re-reimbursed up to $X amount, it takes 30 days to process the return when it arrives at their overseas centre and you can only do the reimbursement after you get the refund amount. Might hassle them today over it.

>>794699
>>794701
Based.

>>794690
Don't forget your tampons, bosslady

>>794705
>Might hassle them
Big racism?

The fucking washing machine sounds like it is about to take off.

>>794702
Please see
>>645516
>>645517

>>794703
Is it a credit card?
Why wasn't it blocked, I have to verify who I am when I go to new pubs as thinks the transaction is suspicious?

>>794708
Nah I will be polite as I didn't think the warranty would be accepted (I didn't damage it but I got my use out of the product).
I will be firm. I am not waiting 30 days + 6 days (money returned processing time) + X days to reimburse me on postage.

>>794690
ewoe

>>794710
Please see
>>647249

>>794711
It’s my bank card. It’s complete bullshit. The transaction is is still pending and even thoigj I reported it in under 2 hours it still went through. Fucking bullshit.

>>794697
Nothing like starting a new year under cruisey.

>>794701
Oh fuck.

>>794701
You won $22,764?!

>>794701
Now this is based.

>>794705
Make sure they tell you whether the nigerian had your cvn or not.

Put the washing machine down to 400 (rpm I think?), down from 1200. Much more reasonable.

>>794705
This sounds too complicated for a smooth brain like me.

I saw a Mexican or something the other day. He had those sicario tattoos. What the fuck? This country truly is becoming Americanised, we even have the niggers and everything.

>>794698
Got work again tomorrow

>>794707
?

>>794723
Find the order number, ask ChatGPT to make some short text message complaint, send it to the Amazon agent over the chat and return the item.

>>794724
Albo said MS-13 gang members are our greatest ally after Israel.

>>794722
You could have got to the moon.

>>794725
Money in the bank.

>>794727
I don't want to hear about how easy it is. I want you to not only come to me with solutions, I want you to act on them. If you take 5 mins telling me about what took you 10 mins, the time is barely worth it.

>>794730
Could be your bank future herder.

>>794699
good morning nuro, what sort of meat is that?

>>794724
same thing happened to me a few weeks ago in woolies. Country's fucked

Eating goyslop pudding while watching the magic jew on jewtube. Comfy as

>>794693
You sound like one of the lesser NEETs with this beta attitude.
You are better than this.

>>794699
Very fancy.

>>794703
Scams and fraud are out of control. We do not even have the basics of civilisation any more.
I hope things work out for you.

>>794735
Reeeee
I need to get ready.

Might get a dog and call it BEANS. Yay or nay neets?

>>794736
You know that feeling when you're worried about a neighbour seeing a convection oven fall out of a bin?
Now imagine that oven is a poo, the bin is my arse and the neighbours are still the neighbours.

These NEETs need to stop posting photos without proper context.

Might need to start doing $6 bets.

>>794741
That is an unfortunate situation.
It might be best to take some imodium.

>>794733
Last of mums Christmas ham, after a few minutes in the air fryer.

>>794743
That will put your life on an upward trajectory.

>>794744
> take some imodium.
That will put your life on an upward trajectory.

I did another spritz of cologne on my arm.
I am still not sure if I like it or not.
I think I will put the bottle in the cupboard for now and do some research before buying a different one to try.
I think I want to smell light and citrusey 🍋🍊 not heavy and musky.

>>794738
You’re going to laugh but I am pretty sure they skimmed / stole the cc details when I purchased that Alex jones game a month ago.

>>794749
Provide a link to this Alex Jones game please.

>>794750
You just cruise around sleeping rough. The only rule is that for every toilet floor pill you take, you have to take an alex jones brainforce pill.

>>794751
Poorly Ban Tarred

>>794748
there are people on ebay who sell little samplers

Where is monk?

>>794753
Interesting. Thank you.

Connection failed fuck you cunt

>>794740
Get a white little fluffy one and call it doggo

Might have a shave and a shower.

Are we having nurgle weigh-in tomorrow?

>>794760
Skellie.

>>794760
Same

>>794763
We should have an uprising and starve the execs down to a healthy weight. It is for their own good.

>>794759
Only if we can find big enough scales to do the weigh in.

Is nuro just permanently on the eeb now? He used to say he had to ride it due to a wrist injury (lol) but that was a year or two ago.

>>794724
But what about all the yummy mexican food we could have 🤤

>>794767
his knees and ankles are worn out

>>794768
mexican is basically just one dish wrapped up in different ways
taco, burrito, fagita, etc all the same diarrhea content

>>794770
Most third world food is like that tbh. Gruel on, or wrapped in, flatbread.

Weber called me a fagita once.

So webby is 140kg, nuro is 125ish, where is FIFO?

Finally going to have that shower.

>>794773
Big weight.
What is the status of the lower leg rashes?

Does it cap out at 150kg?

>>794777
Yes. 23 st 8 is 149.6xx kg

>>794778
I was just wondering if it returned 140kg because that was the max.

>>794779
It says on the scale what the max is

>>794776
my calves and ankles itch and go scabby when I make them bleed at night
my feet are discoloured
even if I somehow lost weight I couldn't show a girl feet or wear thongs in public

>>794741
>the neighbours are still the neighbours.
Spooky.

>>794747
kek

>>794781
Get those blood tests. Get your diabetes under control.
Just ridiculous what you are doing.

>>794784
That is a respectable weight.

>>794786
It includes a big feed. My official weight in tomorrow will probably be 109ish.

>>794779
Too much man for those tight little scales

>>794788
>Too much man for those tight little scales
>tight little scales
Hot!

>>794788
webby needs to hit the atkins diet, nothing but kfc, 15 pieces of original recipe each day should soon sort out his blood sugar problems

Weber could easily get to 110kg next year me thinks. All that goon delivery money saved could be put to skin reduction surgery too.
2024 year of improvement.

>>794790
kfc original recipe isn't keto friendly what are you on about

2024 year of the fridge frog purge

>>794793
I was gonna eat the chicken skin for him first

Don't all post at once

>>794796
Okay.

Wanked. Lunchtime.

>>794798
You are living the life.

bacon, egg, and cheese muffin
the primo bacon was gross

>>794800
Should've gone with the food bank ham.

>>794800
Primo bacon NEET you should have known better.

>>794802
I wasn't paying attention when she put it in the trolley. I have admonished her.

I have put the balance in the freezer to throw out on bin day.

thinking of garn the chinky for lunch. Maybe i'll do it tomorrow night, as a new years eve treat

Are we having an ausneets NYE party?

>>794805
12 large springies please.

>>794806
I have to be in bed by 8.30

Why is NYE associated with romance?

I got a delivery from america today that wasn't due for another 2 weeks and an email from the other mob saying they will do the parts again straight away and reund me the postage and I can keep the others if they show up.
Maybe the curse has been broken.

>>794810
2024 is going to be your year NEET.

>>794809
I don't know.

>>794811
We'll all get there hopefully.

>>794809
New year, new normie thing potentially.

I am unlovable.

>>794815
I love your patronage.

>>794815
God loves all his children.

First it was the moustached terrorist at the checkout and now the sicarios are moving in - will Woolies ever be safe for NEETs?

brushed mein teefs

have any neets actually been diagnosed with diabetes?

The iga that is closing down near me is in a little arcade with a newsagent a butcher and a chemist, I wonder if they will stay open now.

FOUR FUCKING JEETS WITH THEIR TROLLEYS IN THE SELF CHECKOUT
Holy fucking shit I HATE pajeets

>>794822
The white man marches on?

freezy snaps are fucken stupid

>>794823
I was handicapped by sleep deprivation. I'll get em next time.

>>794823
we need an army of tiffin clones to march over them

Rape afternoon

Gape afternoon

>>794826
They would just have a gay orgy.