How does he do it?

>>809500
Imagine three months of sitting on a boat with 7 other men.

SA WORST A

>>809505
Probably a physics whizz.
Taught by no other than Mr Mills (Physics) , Mr Wong (Trig) and Mrs Santos or something who did calculus and statistics.

>>809500
Surely one of us will finish reading Bronze Age Mindset today.

>>809524
>today
Maybe tomorrow.
Are there any YouTube shorts about it?
Summarise it in 20 secs or I'm not interested.

VHS is superior to DVD

Might lose all this week's pay on the dogs.

birds doesn't real

I miss Olive.

Shit day.
Shit week.
Shit year.
Shit life.
Harrumph.

>>809531
Don't bet on Tex Walkers dog.

>>809534
What is going on?

>>809536
He's

>>809534
It's better than the alternative.

>>809534
You need to marry a gook and have her straighten out your life.

>>809530
Both horrible as they suffer from pal speedup.

>>809540
Not real.

>>809536
I have spent a week and a half fucking around with printers for the whizzers. I drove into town to go to a horologist and he’s on holiday until the 12th according to a sign on his door that he couldn’t be bothered putting on his website. I put $70 in the poker machines where the Myer Centre hotel used to be and got up to $201 and then lost it all. Waiting for another job in the city that starts at 1.15. Expected to do some
WhatsApp API spam text job for some British mob overnight. I don’t know anything about it. Just sick of being fucked around by people and also doing jobs that aren’t in my field and I know nothing about.

>>809540
cringe blu-ray enjoyer

>>809542
>he’s on holiday until the 12th according to a sign on his door that he couldn’t be bothered putting on his website
Based
>I put $70 in the poker machines
Cringe
>got up to $201 and then lost it all
Based

wait how many pokies posts were from webby? I kept assuming they were all from cruisey

>>809545
Just that one

>>809545
We'll never know.

might shit myself next time i'm at the pokies

>>809542
They pay out best between 0900 and 1130.
Did you go to the cas?
What about the pitt St cafe

>>809545
I need to teach him the system

how many grams aren't in 9 almonds

>>809548
I judge their establishment by the toilets.
You can tell a lot from a toilet.

>>809552
accurate

Good Afternoons NEETies

Waited till the new thread to post. Could not be fucked with old one. No catch up. Shit heat, shit humidity, shit rain, shit customers, its all going tits up.

>>809551
That's a trick question
Almonds aren't real

>>809554
activated ?

Stop using a vpn Nuro.
I won't ban you if you're not a dick.

>>809556
friendly reminder the work IP and my cellular IP are range banned so its a requirement. See how i go i am getting starlink soon.

Tax payers money to turn a profit

>>809557
i am actually really f-ing busy. just sitting down to eat lunch which was actually breakfast i should have eaten at 9am before i kept getting f-ing interupted.

>>809553
I farted in your bedroom.

>>809560
Eat your damn salmon bAgel

>>809560
>f-ing
Reported for swearing. You're in so much trouble when Possum gets home.

>>809562
actually just woofed down some cold cuts and hommus, could not be bothered making a wrap.

>>809564
bretty based, might try some of that myself sometime

whereber?

Is it possible to ban gifs from the board?
They all autoplay but at the wrong speed.
All gif posts end up being a [x]

nearly 3 o'clock, still haven't done anything today

>>809569
something is probably possible with an extension like 4chanx

>>809570
NEET you say something similar to this every day.

>>809558
You're a pest.

>>809572
yeah, posts around here can get a bit repetitive

It's just water weight.

>>809564
Genuinely based

>>809569
Is it all gifs?

I cooked bacon, onions and Brussels sprouts.
With half a pear.

>>809577
Yes.

>>809578
Where's the photo?

Listening to Icehouse. Kino !

>>809582
Lightning crash over cane fields

Let's give it back

>>809584
Fuck off wizzy

How do you speak to an operator at centrelink? Every time I call they tell me their operators are busy, and it hangs me up.

Had three rolls of sprouts and sausage, then a roll with marmalade and cream.

Great greasy fat boy

>>809586
>How do you speak to an operator at centrelink?
with great difficulty

>>809581
Looks good. Take the pear out and serve with rice.

>>809586
>>809589
I thought they hired an entire army of operators after Covid ?

Momentarily forgot how to drink. water down my chin.

Hey fat boys

I have my cit./didgeridoo ceremony in a few weeks, is it okay to apply for centy now or should I wait?

How easy is the process & are they gonna get mad/find out if I quit my current job?

Standing at the limit of an endless ocean
Stranded like a runaway, lost at sea
City on a rainy day down in the harbor
Watching as the grey clouds shadow the bay

>>809593
>my cit./didgeridoo ceremony
What is that?

>>809596
Citizenship ceremony where you do the pledge of commitment

>>809564
Gross.

Made some little pizzas using leftovers. Just slices of bread with pizza sauce, beef mince, cheese. Very simple and quick. It was pretty decent.

>>809599
Where's the photo?

>>809600
I was making them one by one and kept forgetting.
Maybe if I do them again tomorrow.

The hard drives in my raid array continue to fail. I need to get a job so I can buy replacements before I lose all my data. Woe.

Worked out why the admin girls at the energy place are all nice to me. They think I'm special needs :(

>>809604
Are you special needs?

>>809605
little bit

Do any of you have any suggestions for hand moisturizers? My hands keep cracking and bleeding.

>>809607
Sorbolene.

>>809607
Raw milk

>>809607
Acetone

>>809611
What is that?

>>809611
I have always enjoyed this kind of Source engine minimalism.

>>809602
cringe

>>809612
Nuro's toilet

>>809517
>Mr Wong (Trig)
kek

>>809607
If they are that bad use that heel cream.

>>809550
Cruisey? No!

Big tantrum tonight?

>>809620
I doubt webby will play them much, he's too smart. The pokies tend to appeal to the low iq crowd.

>>809618
kek

>>809586
I use to keep calling if it was urgent. I think it took between 30 to 50 calls before getting on hold. The best time to call is when they open or else it might be a 2 hour wait.

The skin on the back of my heels is all calloused. I can pull of big sheets of dead and dry skin from my feet.

>>809603
They're spinning away from you.

>>809627
>compared to John Wick
Sounds awful.
>Audi Vs Lancia
That's a miss from me.

>>809595
Good post.

>>809623
i can confirm as a yank this is normal in good ol america

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O3qGGk5ymQ4 [Embed]
I am in awe of this film trailer.

Going to drop a clogger and go shopping.

>>809618
😆

>>809633
You should use their toilet instead.

>>809627
I'm not going to watch it. I'll be watching this instead.

>>809633
you should unleash your clogger when you get to the checkout queue, it'll clear the other shoppers away giving you faster service

>>809570
If I make another of those posts please remind me to go and have a walk, that always helps be feel better

Last two Imodium capsules down the hatch. None left now.
The GI disturbance is back after a quiet 24 hours.

>>809639
Have a binge +/ wank +/ goon instead.

Kot should not hot chip.

>>809641
>None left now.
The storm is coming.

It was a mistake to start eating food again. I will fast all day tomorrow.
Feel awful. Sharp pains.

>>809643
Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

>>809646
I don't like that nihilistic text.

What's the best dessert neets? (Executives only, I'm not interested in skellie opinions)

>>809646
nah, choose the DSP.

>>809648
Cheesecake. Good one. Must be quality.

>>809627
I've seen that moovie its ridiculous but thank goodness those nahtzees get a drubbing.

Had some creamy yoghurt and rasins for supper. Had it off a plate.

>>809650
baked? What do you think of the cheesecake shop?

>>809646
I choo choo choose aussie dairy.

Who started the neet general threads back on 8chan's /aus/ years ago?

Night.

Made a stir fry. Too many ingredients.

>>809657
You just need to build up your eating capacity

Garn start nightwalking again

>>809653
Cheesecake shop is mid. Haven't had one from there in many years.

>>809656
>>809656
Good night Pidge. xx

>>809655
Nuro.

>>809659
Keep away from my window this time.

>>809660
What's top tier then?

>>809664
You need to go to a fancy patisserie. One with a five star rating.

>>809665
oh bollocks

cheesecakes specially flavoured by being sat upon by the finest of downy milf buttocks

only olive can sit on my cake and fart

going to watch tele

>>809660
>mid
Zoomerspeak faggot.

rape

>>809671
You are just jealous that you are not a cool NEET like me and Nuro. 😎 😎

I am not feeling well at all.
Are there even health inspectors in this country?
None of these restaurants would pass.

>>809673
Please don't take creepshots of kids.

>>809674
Stop getting food from them.

These Elizabeth types are satisfied with a frozen Sara Lee cake and tasteless home brand gelatin thickened cream for dessert.

I need better. I am better.

>>809677
You're not better. Humble yourself.

>>809676
I plan to. Brown hands will not touch anything I eat ever again.
My goyslop era is ending.

>>809678
It was false humility. I am going to be the superior person I am supposed to be.

my arse is krakatoa

Need tiffin to give me some tips on the most stylish urban survival boots I can afford.

>>809683
Nuro can hook you up with the AliExpress link for his urban camo imitation crocs.

>>809674
Have some cheesecake

salt and vinigger chips

weber

>>809687
They hurt my mouth. I can't eat them.
You knew that and still bought them.

>>809689
you are weak

fuck the trolls whaddup youtube?

Cobra looks better without the facial hair.

>>809692
his trolls should start sending him lettuce

>>809677
You're swine.

>>809694
Exploring 1975 Soviet UNIVERSAM Grocery Supermarket. Well-stocked Shelves and Happy Customers

>>809688
What?

>>809689
The pain turns you on, you little hussy, and you know it

>>809692
He looks good from any angle

>>809700
he'd look better if I cut him up with an angle grinder

>>809701
cringe

Might listen to all of william gibson's novels, then mog monk by completing bronze age mindset before him.

>>809701
Poorly bantered.

How many people have snacks before they go to bed? I used to think it was something only boomers did, but I've found it helps me sleep a lot better.

>>809705
You do it now because you're also getting old.

>>809705
I don't eat or drink for several hours before bed.
I don't like having to get up to urinate.
They say eating cheese before bed causes nightmares. 🧀

Lost $800 on the dogs today

I was meant for better things.

>>809708
You better not be serious FIFO.

bedtime stories

>>809710
>FIFO
I'm not him

Clean your fridge seals neets

>>809713
I clubbed mine.

Islam will save the west

the fridge seal mogs the fridge frog

Rescued this from the now very old board, website. One of only ones that didn't get 404'd .

>>809717
Good job. I actually have it saved. Last July apparently.

Morning. My body clock is buggered.

Is it still night time in australia or what?

>>809719
Good morning fella.

>>809720
It's early. Even on east coast it's not even 6am.

>>809719
Usually some time under direct sunlight fixes the body clock when it's out of phase

>>809719
>>809721
Good morning NEETs.

>>809722
More than 10 minutes direct sunlight in Australia means 1488% skincancer even where the Sun doesn't shine.

>>809723
What's for breakfast?

>>809720
5:30 in best A, alarm is at 7.

Morning neets. Going to get my shit together today. I know I've said this before, but my confidence remains high that today will finally be the day.

>>809724
This is true.
My right arm looks like a few shades darker than ly left.
Coffee for breaky, what did you have.

>>809726
Good to hear.

>>809727
Lots of driving?

>>809728
Yeah, Im averaging about 800 to 1000ks a week.

>>809717
I posted it here last Friday (Australia Day)

>>809724
Porridge and banana with honey on top.

>>809727
Ah, forgo to reply. I had baked taters with salt, butter, and sour cream mixed with garlic and tabasco sauce. Canned truffles seasoned chickpeas on the side.

>>809729
You need a normal car to even the tan.

>>809731
Good stuff.

>>809717
I'm sorry but we can't allow black or brown pepes on the board. I'm not racist myself but the rest of the neets refuse to be around them.

Good morning neets. I don't mean to complain but i had a dream that had a lady with no face. she had like a real face behind a fake one with a hole. also dreamt i ran over snakes in a father figures bus.

oh god, some fucking boomer has started a lawnmower at 7:20 in the morning

>>809735
You saw one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noppera-b%C5%8D

>>809732
Sour cream and truffles.
Whats uragitic for la di da?
>normal car

>>809736
Go out there and offer to do it for him.

>>809737
your nipponese lore is strong

Good morning NEETs.
I got through the night with no trips to the toilet.
Things seem calm but I don't trust it.
I have just had one small sip of water. I am not going to risk any food.

>>809741
hodl

>>809738
The truffles is just seasoning in the chickpea. It's like the size of a digit of a finger in the whole can. It gives a strong mushroom taste to it.

echt
adjective [ekt]

1. true, genuine

An echt South Aussie would never dream of drinking a VB.

Six (6) buttermilk scones and Two (2) quadruple Dares for breakfast. Barely had enough butter for the first three scones, so I may need to put Berenberg strawberry jam on the remaining three.

>>809744
Wonderful. I think it's only fat Elvis and stankly that drink the (vb vx). Even NK wouldn't drink it.

>>809745
Two, with a small swipe of nuttalex would have sufficed.

'Do not weep as a woman for what you could not defend as a man.' - Intimidating Muslim Spaniard princess.

It's rates notice week, Cruisedog :-/

>>809748
Somebody needs to tame that shrew.

>>809749
I know, I got a netbank notification. Haven't looked yet, hope it's not dads house as well now.

>>809751
Near as I can tell they all come out the same time. Motherbat gets hers within a day or two of mine.

>>809747
>small swipe of nuttalex
Kek well bantered.

>>809745
I hope those were small dares.

>>809744
Thank you. Not a very good word this week but.

>>809752
Love it.

Good morning Weber ;)

>>809756
You can win the money on the pokes.

>>809757
mording to you too

>>809745
Breakfast of champions neet. What's for second breakfast?

Russia strong 💪

first stando for the day

thinking of buying some chink desserts at woolies for morning tea

>>809744
Thank you.

>>809762
Much too early.

>>809765
what else is there to do?

>>809741
Slow and steady, you seem to over the worst.

>>809762
Too early.

>>809762
Monk! Yes!

>>809770
not monk

>>809771
Monk, you need to make yourself finish a chapter of bronze age mindset before having your first longneck of the day.

>>809772
im not monk

Fucking monk. Cant help himself.

>>809775
ffs...

"I'm not monk" - monk 2024

you cunts calling me monk is making me have my second

>>809743
report functionality doesn't work if you have been banned from posting to a board
/bbg/ has a CP thread but I can't use the report feature because of that range ban

"I'm the BO of ausneets, and that's why I drink" - monk 2024

Are there any really good games for the snes/mega drive/whatever 90s system that run in emulators that I could play to waste time?

tongue is still recovering from last night's salt and vinigger chips binge, better be prepared for tonight's salt and vinigger chips binge

>>809782
there's plenty

>>809785
battletoads?

>>809779
That's exactly what monk would do.

>>809780
I'll bring it to the attention of the authorities.

Who's bright idea was it to go play the pokes?
50 in up to 70
0 out

>>809758
Cruisey unironically believes this.

>>809791
You believe that I believe what I tell you.

Maybe I believe that.

He wins because he applies his knowledge of advanced physics.
He sees the screen as millions of particles and his brain tracks each one.

Ominous rumblings from within.
I think I have drunk too much water.
It is not over yet.

>>809794
Quantum predictability is based on faith and timing. You just need to slap it right.

I'm going to create a new NEET and make him my arch nemesis.

>>809796
Button press sequence is important too.

>>809797
Your arch nemesis is dignity.

>>809798
If you dont know, you dont know.

>>809797
Isn't that what nuro did?

>>809801
No.

>>809802
Means yes.

>>809801
Correct. When IGA got range banned, nuro was also banned. What are the odds?

Letter boxes should have clear plastic on the back so you can see if there is anything in there by looking out the window.

lost my wallet, woe, need to lock the debit card before some junkie finds it and spends my rent bux on prescription painkillers and bottom price goon

>>809805
In seppoland they have flags to tell you when mail has been delivered. Why don't we do that here?

>>809801
Makes sense. No man is a match for the silver fox, so he'd have to be his own worst enemy to give himself a worthy adversary.

>>809807
That would be good but in a bad home area you wouldn't be able to fully trust it since passing bad home pedestrians would be tempted to put your flag down. They never saw a switch their ADHD brain doesn't tell them to pull.

>>809806
That is bad news NEET. Do you know where you lost it?

>>809806
That's not good.

>>809806
>junkie finds it and spends my rent bux on prescription painkillers and bottom price goon

ummmm no ? WE SEE YOU
fatherless bitx boi !

I want to lose enough weight so that my thighs are separated and not touching all the time.
I dream of bipedal walking instead of waddling.

>>809812
Poorly impersonated.

>>809807
I've seen them on letterboxes here, I used to just ignore them.

>>809810
I shouldn't have lost it, I'm a shut in who only goes out occasionally for essential goons pixxas

>>809816
How did it get lost?
Where did you go?
I left mine at the supermarket checkout once and they had it there for me at the service desk.

Imagine if I manage to achieve proper two legs walking.
I will feel like a God.

>>809814
Is it? He has been using the Danish and HK flags a lot and the flags are not accurate enough to set through a VPN. As in, if you set your VPN to a HK IP you'll get some different flag.

>>809815
Were you a postie?

>>809818
You will have an excellent new neet name, Chicken Leg NEET.

>>809820
Yes.

>>809821
Marylands NEET.

Thigh gap NEET.

>>809823
kek

>>809814
>all the bad nuro posts are "nofun"
You've been protecting him for years, ever since he mocked that neet for the death of his brother.

>>809822
Good job?

>>809819
We see you.

Ok, crisis averted, found my wallet had fallen down behind some boxes. I really should look into some sort of bluetooth tracker for it.

>>809829
That is good news NEET. It is a nasty experience to think it is gone.

>>809828
Take your meds tiffin.

Have a cup of caro and a cake out the tiffin, Tiffin.

>>809829
You should get one of those flags that they put on the back of bicycles so it will be easier to find next time.

>>809833
wise

>>809827
Yeah,good pay if you get penalty rates and overtime, easy job to do and you got to spend most of the day out by yourself.

>>809835
Why did you stop doing it?

>>809832
What sort of cake?

>>809836
I became a full time mong.

>>809838
Oh, well I am one too NEET. We do the best we can.

I am going to mog the shit out of some cunts once I am walking on two legs again.
I am going to get a pair of those Rhodesian army shorts.

>>809837
Whatever is in there.

>>809838
You turned professional. Amateur mongs look on in envy and wonder at the secret to your success.

I am going to start wearing safari suits.

>>809843
It would suit you neet

Do you watch any youtube channels that are hosted by non-whites or women neets?

Heard a strange sound. Scared.

>>809845
Not that I can think of.
Oh maybe if you count Food Dip, he is some kind of Indian I think.

>>809845
I watch some tech nigga called mental outlaw, but I think he's a half caste

>>809845
The only female I am suscribed to is a white woman called Blondihacks, who does amateur machining work on steam engines and the like. Nothing to look at, but does reasonable work.

Tried with others (Xyla Foxlin etc) and they usually turn out to be insufferable cunts.

>>809846
Lock the door.

>>809850
>women
>technology
I would unironically sooner watch a downie explain tech than a woman.

>>809851
It was like someone crying out in pain. I hope one of the neighbours isn't dying.

WOE. Have overindulged in gastronomical delights again my neet fellows. Why did you not prevent me?

>>809854
What did you have?

>>809854
You need to start eating more beans.

>>809855
some freddo frogs, salt and vinegar chips, a pack of small melon flavoured mochis and a larger pack of chink desserts I heated in the oven

>>809857
I don't know what these chink desserts are.

>>809858
neither do I, they're just some sort of sweet stuff wrapped in some sort of rice pastry

>>809859
Nice eggs.

Do neets get dressed up fancy when they go to visit centrelink?

>>809862
Always wear my cleanest trackies.

>>809861
Thanks, laid them myself.

>>809859
Lovely.

>>809864
You did not.

In ancient times the sumerians were visited by a race of extraterrestrial possums, who taught mankind writing and agriculture and were worshipped as gods.

>>809864
Someone had to take over from Helen.

>>809862
I spit-polish the double pluggers the night before.

Lost another 50.

>>809870
IKTF. I bought the wrong thickness pasta sheets and had to bear the cost when I swapped them out for thinner stuff becuase the clerk looked feisty and told me it was a hassle to get a refund.

>>809870
pounds or kilos?

I need to buy brussel sprouts and fry them

Fourth.

>>809874
mate, you need to take whatever dog puked on the bread to a vet

>>809875
Settle down Keegz.

>>809874
Would eat several.

why aren't there any political movements in australia that are protesting against the current housing disaster?

Considering a wank.

Going to have a shower.

>>809878
Apparently you have to choose between leftist YIMBY Melbournian social housing groups or neo nazis

>>809789
Did you trust the system?

>>809852
Thanks Trev.

>>809876
Not me
Have not been here for 24hrs
Fuck off
Dont use my name
No your old likeness has not been posted recently.
NO EXCUSE

Good Afternoon NEETs

Been a bit wet recently. Thank fuck the rain we had yesterday cleared out that God awfull humidity fr fr.

Still rainy and shit. But less so. How are the reast of (You)s travelling ?

>>809885
Is the rain the new excuse for you not exercising and being fat?

>>809885
Good afternoon NEET. Well.

>>809886
i ride my bike every day even if it is wet.

could cut down on the bakery and double burritos and champas not gonna lie :/

could also smoke more too.

>>809888
Checked.
You can't cut down on life.

>>809885
Hi Nuro.

>>809888
Those high fat lamb roasts probably contribute to your obesity too.

>>809887
>Well.
wat ?

>>809890
Oh fuck off nofun. The lawn clippings cancel out the calories.

Put on trousers and a polo shirt for the first time in months to go to cenno. Quickly realised I've gained weight since I last wore them. Absolutely disgraceful.

>>809891
Life is well.

>>809893
Wear black. It's slimming.

>>809893
If you get big enough your gut covers your neetstick and so you don't need to wear clothes at all.

any of youse got an oodie? i'm weqring one right now

>>809893
what required you to travel to the lions den ?

Kek

>>809892
Poorly bantered
💩

Worried my traffic fines are going to catch up with me, want to know the secret of how monk got out of paying them.

>>809901
By not having money. It is like how nuro evades his 10k of HECS debt.

I've been tired all day. very unproductive.

>>809903
You are obsessed with him. Unhealthy.

>>809888
>could also smoke more too.
The secret is to get the balance right. You don't want to overdo it and end up looking anorexic

>>809905
I'm going to shit in a pan and fry it in a bizarre display of love for him.

neets developing paternal and homoerotic feelings towards other neets

>>809904
You need to start having a slice of bread with peanut butter before bed, that will help you sleep better.

Do you NEETs prefer crunchy or smooth peanut butter? 🥜

>>809909
I used the last of my bread to make those beef mince and cheese pizzas before.

>>809911
Those weren't pixxas.

Are there any movies where the Nazis are the heroes?