SA Best A.

How does he do it?

>>815549
Quack quack quack.

Night.

>>815551
nite

>>815551
Good night Nigel. xx

>>815531
Yes.
MMMMMMMMMMMMM PUT AIR IN MY TYRES MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>815531
I use this to summon Dan.
Om mani padme Dan
Om mani padme Dan
Om mani padme Dan

Me and cruisey chant the Talbiyah while smoking opium

>>815558
it's sad

thinking about that time i said 'xie xie' to the old gooklady i used to buy from

>>815561
Now this is gooning

>>815537
This doesn't even make sense.

Went to the shops even though I said I was too drunk. Risky cruise. Avoided the Irish merchant though.

>>815564
How many standards?

>>815565
Less than 30, more than 0.

>>815566
Very nordy

Looking forward to making a chiggen curry tomorrow.

>>815568
Save me a bowl please.

>>815531
somtimes I yell out 'I hate everyone!', not sure if that counts

>>815570
I hope you don't hate Weber.

Started watching Criminal Minds, awful show.

I just want the world to leave me alone.

Watched Harvey Krumpet

>>815573
Same

>>815573
I just want the opposite which cancels it out.

Thinking about that time a fat asian chick fingered my ass while sucking my dick Hot!

Bored.

>>815577
Had that happen once because I didn't cum fast enough for her.

>>815578
make a list of edition titles for future ausneets threads, and find matching pepes

Going to lie down.

>>815579
Did it work?

Can't do this anymore. Why didn't you neets do what I asked and leave me behind in the last thread?

>>815584
Bet you went off like a rocket.

it's not gay if I hire a woman to do me up the rear with a strap on, is it? Asking for a mate.

>>815585
That other neet said we had to save you.

>>815587
No.

>>815589
and yet if it's a man I'm suddenly a faggot. How is that fair?

>>815590
I know, that's societys preconceived ideas of what being gay is, like I could pound you up the arse all night and we both know it wouldn't make us gay, but society would see both of us a a couple of raging fags, life is simply not fair.

Strapons are gay but a cheeky prostate finger is alright

Please wake me
I wanna catch the liberty ship!!!!

I'm out cruising in the desert
It feels so fucking great
The coolest pleasure is to ride in
My Mustang, my Mustang '68!
YEAH!!!!

All out of goon :(

>>815581
I'm back. Had a nap. Sobered up. Bottleo shut until tomorrow. Woe.
>>815595
iktfn

This reddit image opening thing is gay. It won't let me open a tab with just the image, only embedded.

Where are all the neets?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2z1TGHYs-wc [Embed]
sad.

Lots of cheese and gherkins

>>815597
Thanks o7

Good morning NEETs.

>>815603
mording

good morning neets, totally fucking fucked today

>>815605
rape the day away

i know i swore no more white mondsters, but i just need one more to cope with today, then i'll get on the energy drink free wagon tomorrow i swear

leftover pidser and mondster again

''Trump told NRA Friday his mass deportation program would begin "within moments" of taking office. To do at scale would likely require 150-200k law enforcement officers, including a private army of red state ntl guard he'd deploy into blue states More here. https://theatlantic.com/‘‘

>>815610
He didn't deliver anything he promised when he actually got the job last time, so why will this be any different?

>>815604
>>815605
Good morning NEETs.

>>815611
Trust the plan.

are there any recent ufo tv shows neets?

>>815614
no

FUG FUG FUG. Had a rent inspection. The official time is between 9:30 and 4, normally happens in early afternoon. The woman turns up at 9:15. FUG. Place was still a total mess, floors were filthy, parts of the sink still covered in grime and bleach. FUG. She insists on taking photos anyway, so now my disgusting lifestyle is recorded in perpetuity by the real estate agent. If I had any more than the barest trace of self respect, I'd be in total meltdown right now. Fortunately, I don't. Just gonna get gooned. FUG.

>>815617
roflcopter.gif

currently cleaning while gooned, works fine, enjoying it

>>815617
If things are as bad as you describe, you wouldn’t have been able to fix them in the extra 15 minutes

>>815620
I normally get a few hours, which would've been plenty

>>815621
Should have done it last night and had a relatively stress-free morning

>>815622
i did do lots of it last night, just didn't get it all finished, maybe I should've prioritised different things

What's life like in a caravan park hovel? Think I may have to move into one soon.

>>815624
It’s shit don’t do it. They’re filled with crackheads

>>815625
I've heard there are many fine young neets there

I'm going to shit yourself.

Good morning NEETs.
Starting the day with an Ice Break Bold Espresso flavour 750ml.

Got in my car and the battery is dead. Even the key button doesnt work, and it didnt even try to turn over.

>>815617
I am sorry you suffered that NEET.
We live in a Landlord society and us renters are just peasants to them.
The older I get the less I care of their opinions of me.
Do not sweat it.

>>815624
I'd be surprised if there was one with any vacancies right now. They probably have a waiting list a mile long.

>>815629
That's bad news NEET.
What are you going to do?

By Crikey that Ice Break was good. Even better than Dare.

>>815630
Thanks neet, tomorrow I'm going to turn my life around, get a job, buy my own place, and never have to worry about landlords again. Gonna be a busy day.

>>815634
>tomorrow
It is do-able NEET. Tomorrow it is all going to change. For me too.

As long as youre not damaging the property then who cares of what some gay cunt real estate agent thinks

>>815636
If they find some excuse to kick me out, I'll care a lot in this current housing environment

>>815636
What they think leads to what they choose to do which can lead to you being kicked out or given a bad reference when trying to get a new place.

I might sabre rattle.

>>815639
Keep your sabre in your pants.

>>815640
That's my dirk.

Was taking a shid at about 2am and had this huge huntsman start crawling towards me
Luckily I had my thongs on and stomped it but it didn't immediately die and actually came even closer. It only figuratively scared the shit out of me

>>815632
Had to get a new one. Fucking swearing like my dad about why they think it'd be a good idea to put an air intake manifold over the top of where the battery goes.

>>815641
dirk justice

>>815642
fuck i hate those things - how do they get inside?

>>815642
Heh

>>815646
Huntsmen are good spoiders.

Some Albanians just shoved a glass bottle up my arse!

Did a shit. Awful. Absolutely rock hard. Tore my arse to shreds.

>>815617
Based. Embrace the neetlyfe.

>>815624
I don't think we actually have any neets in one.

>>815646
They can get anywhere. Theres also been skinks in the kitchen during this heatwave

I feel we should have a shredded arse edition, does anyone have an appropriate pepe?

I've got skanks in my kitchen,

Are the Saw films good?

>>815655
Grabbing their tails?

https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/heinous-melbourne-cars-personalised-number-plate-sparks-outrage/news-story/63b31425f204115cc298e3b749b6b1be
too bad if you had an 88 SS Commodore or something

>>815656
Not really. First one was somewhat original, but the rest are more of the same with some bullshit character arcs.

>>815659
like the years of ausneets, only the first one was any good

>>815641
Well bantered.

I think one of you was looking for this the other day?

>>815662
Yes, thank (you).

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/feb/12/queensland-to-crack-down-on-public-knife-possession-after-fatal-stabbing-of-vyleen-white
>Queensland to crack down on public knife possession after fatal stabbing
even though stabbing people is already illegal
maybe crack down on the imported nigger problem instead?

>>815644
Expensive purchase?
What did you do with the old one?

Purchased a mattress.
Moving up in the world.

>>815644
put the new one in the boot and run some cables

>>815666
Chad move. Are you still in the shed?

If one of you is visiting the girlfren shop today, can you pick me one up too please?

>>815666
Well done NEET. Mattress Chad.

>>815664
The problem isn't the laws it is that the magistrates and judges don't impose the available punishments anyway.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/melbourne/article-13076395/Samantha-Murphy-Ballarat-mum-missing-dog-Ruby.html
did she come back to grab the dog?

>>815673
The husband let them out. He wanted them gone. They were not part of the fantasy he has for his new life without the wife he killed.

>>815662
Good meme

>>815665
Tipped it down the drain.

>>815667
To my nipples?

I had a wank at chicken treat

>>815678
Did you ejaculate on the drinks fridge door?
It looked like someone had.

dunder is here

found an absolute gem https://youtube.com/watch?v=wumHxFgN0cQ [Embed]

>>815681
Its okay. Not a very original concept though, there are many videos like that.

All that internet stuff about this or that "true Aussies" stuff is always awful. It is just people in Melbourne and Sydney that are insecure about not really being Australian.

Workshy freeloaders

She looks so awkward on stage.

>>815679
I did and then I smashed the glass and rolled around the in cum shards.

povo shoes

>>815687
did you get pregnant?!

>>815683
All the poofs on reddit talk like they are true blue dinkum cunts but they are just poofs putting on an act. It has become very common.

oh no NEETs... saw my cousin at coles. That time the other day wasn't just a one off. She must live nearby
This is awful.

>>815686
Based.

>>815690
No but I stabbed a woman in the pussy with some of the shards when she tried to stop me but it turns out she was a tranny and I cut his cock off which made him a tranny.

>>815691
I've noticed that. They try to sound all ocker with the way they write but there are lots of little things that aren't quite right.

>>815695
Incredible. Is (s)he still a tranny? You didn't reattach the cock or anything?

>>815698
Up to Coolum beach, please.

>>815699
Hopefully Nambour too.

>>815697
Nah I kept the cock so I can sell it on gumtree later so he had to make do with a chicken wing penis that the manager gave him.

>>815686
I hope the ankle discolouration is not the sign of a serious health problem.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YetM0IxOrZ0 [Embed]
Keep listening to breakbeat.

>>815687
That must have happened at a different one.

>>815703
Lack of blood flow. Too much goyslop and not enough exercise. A common problem for middle aged men.

>>815692
That is concerning NEET.
Time to adjust your schedule or range further afield for shopping.

>>815696
Ken oath m8.

>>815692
Do your grocery shopping at red dot

>>815706
Diabeetus

>>815710
My exact body type.

>>815710
Based.

I want to buy some USB-C headphones. Any advice or suggestions?

>>815714
The shoe types are similar. Well spotted.

We should form a single issue political party to legalise rape.

I need to upgrade my rape license.

>>815718
Big cost.

This is good music for scheming and plotting.

>>815719
With the HR license you can rape up to 15 people at once but with the medium rape license you can only rape 8.

>>815721
You need a limit.

>>815721
>>815723
No limit.

>>815715
Over ear ones I would be looking at something like this.
https://klappav.com.au/products/px7-s2-over-ear-noise-cancelling-headphones-black?_pos=1&_sid=801bd0d61&_ss=r

>>815700
Faggot

>>815723
With a pilots license you can rape hundreds of people and modern airplanes have many features to assist the pilot and crew to rape safely.

>>815726
Correct, Keegan is a fat faggot.

>>815715
Dont there is no need for it, bluetooth is superior.

I do 90% of my listening with the OH10 and Hiby WU1

>>815728
Bitch you are going to jail.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-13/federal-government-to-criminalise-doxxing/103458052

>>815730
Do Australian inmates get internet access?

>>815685
She hit her heda.

>>815728
Poorly bantered.

Bluetooth makes me worry about cancer risk. I don't use wireless anything.

>>815734
Try whitening it instead.

>>815734
Bluetooth lowers testosterone.

>criminalise doxxing
It will be funny if that means the lefties can't doxx fascists any more. Even the masked ones from NSN.

>>815729
>bluetooth is superior
Objectively wrong. You are a woman.

Had a wank. Neetstick away. Washed hands.

>>815730
You have images of IGA as a child you kinky nigger.

>>815733
It was a reasonably amusing subversion.

>>815732
She played it off well though.

>>815737
>Even the masked ones from NSN.
What happened to the blond twink that didn't wear a mask?

Might go see doctor Dan.

>>815742
She did.

>>815744
Antiseptic?

>>815746
Spirits are too expensive in this country. I am forced to drink wine.

Finally finished that report. About 180 pages.
Having a beer. Awaiting some pidser.

>>815731
They get everything. Doing it more comfy than many on the outside.

What did you have for breakfast?

>>815743
His old man is a cop lol. I bet Christmas Lunch was fun.

>>815748
Nasty length of a report.

>>815748
>180 pages
I couldn't read that much.

Found a beer in the fridge. A big one.

>>815750
I hope he gave his arse a firm smack.

>>815739
I bet you are the NEET who has the special wanking underwear.

>>815752
Based on past experience, nobody will read it anyway.

>>815743
He's on OnlyFans now.

>>815748
Well done.

This post is dishonest on so many levels.

>>815757
Yet I see you didn't post the link 🤔

>>815760
Not as good as kitty.

Don't click webby.

>>815753
Long neck?

>>815755
Yeah, only got two pairs though and I only use it for really long edging sessions. I went for several hours yesterday and didn't have it in me to go for more than 30 minutes today.

>>815765
Nah, a Little Creatures Pale. 568ml, 2.3 standos.

>>815763
I keep rewatching this video and finding new horrifying things about it.

>>815766
Edging the day away.

>>815764
She needs a herder.

>>815734
I only used bluetooth to trade 5mb porn videos with cunts at school on the old flip phones.

>>815771
The people on /r/gooncaves have meetups where they wank together.

>>815774
>>815774
>5mb
240p?

I've had four bowls of chiggen curry and I'm still hungry.

>>815778
The gape never fills.

>>815740
Can you please post the pictures of IGA getting brutally raped by his stepdad ? We missed those. Thanks.

>keegz got bum raped by his mum's boyfriend
It is all coming together.

>>815779
I dropped a shit that was rock hard and then about an hour later had some shitty sludge slide out of my arse. One extreme to the other.

https://www.news.com.au/national/australia-post-forks-out-4000-a-week-to-fly-cash-out-to-remote-town/news-story/1951b8727c772d2554cea9d12c2b9ff3
>“Cooper Pedy, for example, is about $4000 a week that we’re spending flying cash in to make sure that town has a provision of cash,” he told the committee.
Next week: Coober Pedy LPO and/or Roxby Downs Airport gets robbed.

>>815782
>One extreme to the other.
From concrete to wet cement. Your body is going through a cycle.

>>815783
How do they do it?

Cash free society is coming faster than we think. Could be as soon as 2027.

>>815786
The speed with which they got rid of cheques was amazing. Motherbat got a letter late last year saying she could use her chequebook until March.
Last week the Corvette Club had to vote to change the constitution to remove the bit about cheques and replace it with some shit about the currency of the day.

cunt wont even tell me what he had for breakfast

Fresh pair of $1.50 kmart thongs.

>>815790
I would prefer roses for valentine's day. Those things aren't even in my size.

Suck poo out of bum

>>815783
The whole town is on the dole.

>>815776
Everything was 240p back then.
My first digital camera used a floppy disk and produced worse photos than a disposable camera sold in a vending machine.

>>815787
Pay your fees in bitcoin.

Did a thing for a NEET.

Night.

>>815763
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

>>815799
Good night Pidge. xx

These barbecue shapes taste weird.
Have they changed the recipe again?

>>815802
They've changed the recipes of loads of things recently, I wouldn't know what I'm eating if it wasn't for the box it came in.

Watching youtube video of thai street food cooking crispy pork belly rolls and the crackling looks awesome.

>>815804
>street food
Have your imodium on standby.

Drinking cold milk and eating malt 'o' milk bikkies.

>>815783
Imagine robbing it lol. How would you make the get away? Not even the 'vette would be up to the task.
>>815794
Kek.
>>815798
I was hoping for some feet pics.
I've been napping each night lately. Going to try to break out of the habit and get more sleep at night instead.

>>815806
>malt 'o' milk bikkies
Wheat Flour, Sugar, Vegetable Oil (Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin), Antioxidant (E307b From Soy)), Malt Extract (From Barley), Milk Powder, Eggs, Salt, Baking Powder, Food Colour (Caramel Ill), Natural Flavour.

>>815808
Goyslop?

>>815809
Acceptable in moderation.

>>815810
One 250g packet is moderate right?

I want RayPeatNEET to take us through his daily diet

>>815811
In one sitting that is reasonable. You should aim for about two or three a day.

>>815812
Coke, icecream, carrots, beef liver.

>>815814
>beef liver
cooked?

>>815800
>ought
That could be said of many a neet.

I can never find beef liver at the supermarket. They only have lamb.

>>815815
I don't know. I imagine he cooked it. He wasn't all that old when he died and his ideas are pretty whacky.

>>815817
Try a few other ones, even if they are the same chain. Use the websites to check this. My local woolies doesn't have chicken hearts but one a bit further away does.

Maybe we all just have hypothyroidism

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PE8XM1gHEno [Embed]
I like how carefree this song is.

>>815820
I have aids.

>>815822
I have a giant penis.

>>815823
Your image didn't upload.

>>815800
I like how the massive dildo unexpectedly shoots out of her.

Watching Law & Order: SVU. This is better than the other one but not great. Strong anti-Serb sentiment so far which I don't approve of. There is also stuff that wasn't intended to be anti-gay but would be considered as such today.

Too much pro-Muslim sentiment. Stopped watching.

>>815763
Cruisey makes anal queef sounds like that when he makes his cummies at the tugger

>>815826
and then her holes proceed to sound like a hit-and-miss stationery engine

>>815829
I genuinely can't tell where those sounds are coming from.
Do you reckon she got piss in her mouth?

>>815829
Those gookladies must see interesting things.

No huntsmen or skinks in the kitchen, tonight I've got crickets

>>815831
Yes, I'm pretty sure squirting isn't real

>>815548
Hello Chicken_

I miss Helen.

Don't all post at once aye.

>>815837
He's gone to bed.

Might hold weber against a wall and wank him off against his will.

nite

>>815842
Good night.

>>815842
Good night.

NK were you a fan of Captain Janeway?

>>815842
Nighty night noot.

I hope Olive posts tomorrow.

Olives are a fruit.

morning neetbros

>>815845
No, she would make sense if they cast her as a dominatrix instead of a captain.

>>815849
Good morning NEET.

>>815849
>>815851
mording

>>815850
She was bipolar or something. One episode she'd be caring and sane and the next she'd be wanting to start a war with some cunts.

disingenuous
adjective [dis-​in-​gen-​u-​ous]

1. lacking in candor
2. giving a false appearance of simple frankness; calculating

Cruisey's expressions of concern for Weber are self-serving and disingenuous.

gonna get my life in order today

>>815857
I believe

Going to be another shit day waging.

>>815859
Such is woe.

>>815856
It's falling out of me.

>>815854
Thank you.

>>815852
Good morning NEET.

4 (you)'s in a row

>>815864
(You) earned 'em all!

>>815854
Thank you. You have slandered poor Cruisey though.

>>815866
Cruisey loves a bit of slander in the morning.

Good morning NEETs.
Having a black instant.

Booked hotels in Hay, Albury, and Horseham.

are there any jokes that play on ghosts and esprit de corps / spirit of corpse
if not there should be

>>815868
Good morning NEET.

>>815869
Long stay?

>>815869
What are you up to NEET?

Had a lot of nightmares. Almost out of smokes again

>>815872
>>815873
Wednesday driving to Hay via Mildura and staying the night.
Thursday driving from Hay to Canberra via Narrandera and Cootamundra and staying 4 nights
Monday driving from Canberra to Albury via Cooma (lol), Tallangatta, etc
Tuesday driving from Albury to Horseham
Wednesday driving from Horseham to Adelaide

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13077055/Cranbourne-road-rage-Terrifying-moment-incident-ends-tragedy-Audi-driver-sent-motorbike-rider-flying.html
lol 😂

torn scrotum

>>815876
Biggest risk to motorbikes when riding carefully is other road users. Why I prefer a small car that can handle a crash better.

>>815878
Bikers get what they deserve.

>>815878
Maybe if he didn’t smash the Audi’s mirror off he wouldn’t have been run down? Make u think 🤔

>>815875
Is this the Corvette tour?

Woke up sober and before 8am for the first time in a while.

>>815883
Wagon today?

>>815884
Yep. Chariot time.

>>815883
Well done NEET.

>>815875
A NEET road trip.

>>815881
The Not-A-Nationals. The original state that was due to host the Nationals pulled the pin late last year, so Canberra decided to put on an informal one.

Might also pay a surprise visit to the cunt who owes me money and give him a few taps with a breaker bar.

>>815889
How much does he owe you?

>>815890
about tree fiddy

My new drivers licence arrived.
I do not look good. I am choosing to blame the camera angle. And maybe the lighting.

>>815890
$2450

>>815875
I've been to all of these places.

>>815894
Why don't you download it directly from the site by right clicking?

>>815883
>before 8am
Been a few months since I've done that.

>>815893
Rape him at a cost of $50 per rape. This is 49 cases of rape, you may as well rape him again as interest.

>>815896
I would at home. Endchan is banned on the network here, so I need to post it from my phone

Accidentally poured too much hand moisturizer onto my hand. I had to rub the excess on my forearms.

>>815899
You can download videos through the app.

>>815894
He is getting lazy. Same outfit all the time.

>>815902
kek

>>815903
>He
You're mentally ill.

>>815905
Dilate.

>>815906
I'm not the one that thinks about trannies all day.

>>815905
I'm not the one who thinks Ryan is a girl's name.

I'm not the one that peepee poopoos all day.

>>815909
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>815901
I’m not installing some chink spyware

Having beer for lunch before the next company.
Some nutcase nearly rear-ended me at the lights at the intersection of Sir Donald Bradman Drive and West Tce.
Threw a plastic chair out of the way when walking through the market after some dumb cunts blocked my way stopping to chat.
Fuck I’m sick of everything lately

>>815911
Based.

i went to scratch me scrote but pinched the head

>>815892
Did you wear a good outfit and get a flash haircut?

>>815912
>Threw a plastic chair out of the way
Based.

>Fuck I’m sick of everything lately
Time to suit up and interview elsewhere.

>>815917
That will only fix the job issue.

There’s some obnoxious dyke in this pub making far too much noise. Fantasising about smashing a bar stool over her.

>>815908
It isn't a girl's name - it is a unisex name. Even if Ryan was a man, why would she present herself as a woman but use a man's name? Trannies don't continue to use their old names after trooning out.

>>815912
Nasty racial slurs deployed?

>>815921
No. White women and some cuck bloke. Stupid cunts was the phrase I think I used.

Think I’ll escape to Motherbat’s again this weekend. Might go tonight and throw two sickies.

>>815920
ur a gurls naym

>>815923
Don't harrumph at her.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vic_Richardson
Googled this cunt after seeing a fat book on the pub fireplace about him.

The reception and admin girls at the place I’m about to go to (smelling of three pints of stdout) think I’m special needs. Only thing worse than being treated like you’re invisible by pretty girls is having them talk to you like you’re a baby or toddler.

>>815922
You should've called the woman a nigger and the man a coal burning whore, just to confuse them.

>>815926
>representing Australia in baseball and South Australia in golf, winning the South Australian state tennis title and also being a leading local player in lacrosse, basketball and swimming.
Versatile fella.

>>815923
You should move in with her permanently.
Get a work from home job.

>>815927
Suckle the breasts of one of them and play it off as just looking for some milk.

>>815930
We can pay him to moderate /ausneets/.

I would pay him in bulge, elbow and feet pics.

Some dumb cunt merged at speed at an intersection with the traffic lights out. I held down the horn for a good 10 seconds. Was just hoping for some kind of road rage fight but he just gave me the finger.

Also a rapey jeet is on the loose
https://www.police.vic.gov.au/appeal-information-following-dandenong-north-sexual-assault

Endured the humiliation ritual to get a door fob, and the people I’m here to see are nowhere to be found. Might shit on their keyboards.

>>815934
They need to bring back the whole dead-or-alive reward thing

Angry.

erect neetstick

How do I get a a job as a machine operator that requires references when I have no references

>>815939
Volunteer for some time, use them as a reference.

u absolutely fucktarded chongle whompers!

Might take Sweetie a Valentine’s Day card and some grapes

>>815942
Grapes are on the list of things dogs shouldn't eat.

>>815942
I look forward to seeing the nice card you write for her.

>>815943
Ok I will get her some chocolates then

>>815934
It took them two weeks to release the footage. Sometimes they wait months or don't even release it at all. You have to wonder what their game is.

Pajeet will get caught. These days only a fool would commit a crime that would be reported and would be serious enough to get police actually investigating and looking at CCTV footage etc.
Just the brand of bike and those autistic trackies will be enough for someone to identify him.