>>838770
HEY Y'ALL
I don't understand why we just don't post here instead
https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/195878985
https://4chan.org/int/brit
We have lots of Australians posting

anyone here from /afg/ ?
wondering if there's a crossover

>>838787
Janny banned my phone ISP

>>838794
You got an entire range banned?
Come on we need your help in spamming it

morning bros

Time to rename wednesday's todo list as thursday's todo list

Looks like the web mirroring thing I left running last week and forgot about has downloaded half the internet

Weber remember to put your bins out today please.

>>838797
Good morning NEET.

>>838782
I find that if you keep everything in your life very regular - meal times and quantities, exercise times etc - then you can keep your waking and sleeping routine normal.
No binges.

>>838803
We need a daily routine edition to help neets get their shit together

>>838800
I don’t have enough rubbish to warrant it.

might start using butter instead of seed oil

Good morning NEETs.

>>838807
You don't want the bad home types to think the house is unoccupied.

Been sitting here shitting for 22 minutes. There is still poo coming out.

Going to call it at 30 minutes

>>838814
You now hold the official ausneets record. Congratulations!

>>838813
It's being forced out.

>>838787
I'm going to start advertising there.

>>838817
Do it. We need new blood.

>>838817
Cruisey? No!

Wonder if Weber is still pooing.

>>838818
He linked a Brit thread.
Might've been that pizzy wizzy poster from a year or so ago that posted lots of apu memes.

>>838819
I'm going to do a gambling today. Maybe.

>>838822
cruisey! no! leave it to the professionals like webby

>>838822
Sounds unwise. Don't try and compete with Weber. Recipe for disaster. Not the system.

>>838823
>>838824
I think I understand his system.
$1 machine is a bit much though.
I just need to have faith.

>>838825
Just max out the wheels using whatever denomination you are comfortable with.

>>838825
>I just need to have faith.
Trust the system.

>>838825
>I think I understand his system.
I'm shaking my head here fam.

>>838826
No, the systems don't like it when you're all willy nilly.
Does the whole hundred go in one machine?

Fuck the youtube algo is scary, was just thinking about a technical topic I needed to review and then noticed a video while I was scrolling through my youtube feed.

>>838829
>the whole hundred
Very concerning.

>>838827
Mine has a before 11am clause, his is just before lunch. Spanner in the works.
>>838828
You just watch. If it doesn't work it's because I only have half the Intel on this new system.

He didn't like being mogged. He is betting with his ego now. NOT the system.

>>838830
Mine is always full of yoga sluts doing cooking in the wild or pottery with hard nipples. It is scary. They know.

>>838832
>Spanner in the works.
He'll investigate today to trial a new system.

>>838834
The calisthenics had been doing wonders to your body.

Cruisey is an intelligent NEET. Most forget this fact.

>>838837
Well bantered.

The mong herder must always be able to outwit the mong he herds.

>>838829
>Does the whole hundred go in one machine?
Yes, straight up.

>>838829
You have to keep feeding the pineapples in until the machine tells you it is full.

>>838744
You're a lucky neet.

need to get some mondster and foodstuffs
got told to take a day away from the whizzers and do some other shit

need to go to the shops to buy a 6xl shirt and some doughnuts

>>838818
The /ausneets/ way for some time now has been to drive away neets through bad moderation and then try to attract outsiders to bring our numbers up with no expectation that they behave or assimilate. It is basically Australia's immigration policy applied to the board.

>>838847
Get some fruit instead

>>838848
Shut up.

@weber

One bag of hotdog buns, a four pack of white mondster, and one quadruple Dare acquired.
Living the high life.

>>838851
Hello.
Go on, post something derogatory.

What kind of retarded system is that?
I won $30 on one spin on my second $50 but thats it.
I went on shogun, which isnt part of the system.. i think.
Fuck.

I started re-watching The Wire this week.

>>838855
The only way to win is not to play at all.

>>838856
I bet youre the same neet complaining about moderation and immigrants while speaking in 4chan ebonics.

>>838858
That doesnt make sence.

>>838859
take your meds

>>838849
Shut up.

>>838865
my exact body type

>>838850
Seethe.

>>838868
His mouth would look like a boong flag if his teeth were any yellower

I finally did it neets, had my smoothie full of salad and berries in the morning instead of 4:30 in the afternoon. Bright eyed and bushy tailed, ready for the day ahead.

>>838871
Well done.

>>838871
Good work, NEET.

I'm the only sencible neet here.

>>838874
perconf and or bifdders

>>838865
The fuck? Is that a illiostomy or catheter tube hanging out of him?

>>838872
>>838873
It's always easier than you think.

Some of you dont understand the mindset of this board.
Laugh with others for their misfortune, not at.

>>838879
I'm not laughing at cruisey, I'm laughing towards him.

Failed YouTube wagon

>>838881
may as well get a slab from dan's and a box of discount easter eggs, day's ruined mate, start again tomorrow

>>838882
True

>>838879
I wish I hadn't mogged him now.

>>838884
You can't help it. It is natural for the strong to mog the weak.

This Saturday night womboflix action movie will be Sudden Death (1995), an action thriller that pits a lone fire marshal against extortionists who hold unsuspecting NHL players and fans for ransom during game seven of the Stanley Cup Finals, and set payment milestones to coincide with the game's progress.

Has anyone seen wizzy around?

Have a good week NEETs and Cruisey stay away from the whoite dogs magic machines

>>838889
FAIL

>>838889
Too slow whoite dog.

>>838888
Good onya cuzzie.

Rolling

>>838894
/

>>838895
-

>>838896
\

>>838897
|

Wonder if Weber is having a poke today.

The machines know Cruisey doesn't respect the bleep bloop.

Went to the bakery to get a donut, somehow accidentally bought a pie as well. And a second donut.

>>838902
You needed them, fren.

When the demons were first manifested into a physical form, they were grotesque aberrations of humanity. After two years of working with them, they can now convincingly mimic the human form (with some issues with eyes and fingers still). Two more years, and they will be able to start taking the places of those you know personally.

I bet he regrets not taking him to the duck restaurant or the Harry Potter bar now.

might have a download of some pornography and a touch of my pecker

>>838909
based

>>838911
"System," the word, implies some sort of process. What in the fuck do you think this niggard government is actually doing other than rob us of taxes?

>>838914
They send me DSP bux. And get back to work wagie.

>>838914
>rob us of taxes
I think you mean 'with'. Of implies they're taking taxes away from you.

>>838916
... what do you think taxes are??

>>838915
Ponzi scheme. 5% return of what you paid

>>838917
>. what do you think taxes are??
taking a tax away means that tax no longer exists

>>838900
80,000 HUF

>>838918
A tax is a percentage of a transaction... that they take

>>838920
Don't make me call you Reading Comprehension NEET again.

>>838920
Is it like how cruisey keeps putting money into the pokies and webby then keeps taking that money out?

might have a cheeky afternoon coffee - can I make you neets anything?

>>838923
Some camomile tea for the angry NEET wouldn't hurt

>>838921
call me whatever you want I hate the government niggers forever

>>838922
this guy gets it

>>838923
I like my coffee black just like my metal

>>838900
How does he do it?

>>838902
What sort of pie?

>>838927
steak bacon and cheese - they didn't have any pepper pies

>>838928
>they didn't have any pepper pies
a shameful baker

what can I cook that has turmeric in it?

>>838931
curry

>>838931
eggs

(nigger)

>>838931
orange scones

>>838931
Put it in with rice.

>>838931
Tuna.

>>838855
>my second $50
Disgusting.

might try keto next week

>>838937
I think Weber puts the whole hundred in at once.

>>838938
Low carb, high fat/protein, you can't go wrong.

>>838939
he's not going to share the system with us, he knows we couldn't handle the power of the system, we would be corrupted by it, we would use it for evil

>>838888
Thank you Wizzo.

>>838900
Mogged and flogged. Absolutely brutal.

>>838902
Enjoy them NEET.

We need to make a pact that the pokies nonsense stops after tomorrow.

Apparently they have made a Fallout TV series based on the games.

>>838946
Does a rub and tug worker count as a sexual partner?

>>838947
Torrent only been out a few hours, might wait till tomorrow for a few more seeders

5 days of drinking, wagon time now.

>>838946
Australians were having less sex than they used to.

"I think society, at the moment, we're all glued to our phones," he said.

Jr

>>838949
It looks like a woman is the main character?
I think I will give it a pass.

>>838950
Sounds doable.

>>838953

carls jnr?????

I have acquired a job. Starting Wednesday.

>>838845
I hope you have enjoyed your day.

>>838958
I've been working apart from a brief stop at the moggery

>>838855
Trust the system.

>>838888
Thanks Wizzy.

>>838957
Well done NEET. Good luck.

>>838957
Don't post here again. You lost your neet privileges.

>>838957
Congrats, NEET.
What sort of work will you be doing?

>>838964
I hope a poker machine falls on your head.

>>838964
Dumb post. Poorly bantered.

>>838965
I'll be working in an aluminium manufacturing place, operating a hole punch or something like that.
Better than pick packing.

>>838967
Go get raped.

>>838957
Well done neet.

>>838968
Cool. You probably put a sheet in and it stamps out all the cutouts or something. Then some other dude probably puts that in a bender-ma-bob

>>838968
30kg aluminium please.

>>838972
The one-eyed guy already did over Weber's empties.

>>838973
>one-eyed guy
Is there a norse themed pokies machine aimed at the tiffin market?

might get some alcohol
I have to write a report on that Canberra trip.

>>838968
Your first step towards becoming a master machinist, like nuro

>>838900
Based.

>>838907
Fact.

>>838945
New system will have to be tested. $100 at once system.

>>838950
Sounds do-able.

>>838957
Good luck NEET.

>>838976
I will mog Nuros fake engineering like weber mogs Cruiseys fake gambling systems

>>838980
Webby is already too far out in front in the field of pokie system. You will never catch him.

I am gonna go ham with webbies system in a few weeks, a big win coming my way for sure

>>838984
We will see.

Severely woed

>>838987
You can't put ham in the machines, NEET.

still haven't done a single productive thing today. Webby won on the pokies, monk got a job, porn neet watched some porn - but I have done nothing

>>838976
>>838984
>>838985
😎

>>838992
Legitimately Based.
Strong muscular forearm and slender hand.

>>838992
Why aren't you using a 4 jaw for accuracy?
You have too much of that parting tool sticking out relative to the tool holder.

>>838992
Based.

>>838992
There's no map there, pig trotters

>>838996
*patina

>>838998
*fatina

>>838992
Cruisey would try putting a pineapple in that DRO

>>839000
kek

oooofff the diabetus trotters!

>>838991
Look at it this way, you never fail to disappoint.

10k is a two faced tripple nigger cunt

Those 8-dollar boxes at KFC end this Monday.

how important is it to keep your metalworking workspaces clean?

>>839008
Quite.

>>839008
Not that important.

>>839006
lol

>>839009
The Weber system

>>839010
The Cruisey system

The cats of Australia have made their choice.

>>839015
Is there someone working on using AI for the bumhole cut?

Desire to goon but can't be hanged over tomozo

>>839018
Just have an early night instead.

>>839018
Have you ever lost a job on the first day?

He is unravelling already.

>>838993
Basado !
>>838994
I am not using the parting tool on that job and i dont need the 4 jaw for that job
>>838995
Basado !
>>838996
>workshop next to beach
>>838997
i too like to live dangerously
>>838998
>workshop next to beach
>>839000
Top Kek. He has got a system. Id pay him.
>>839002
ooooff the cringe
>>839005
Basado !
>>839008
>>839009
>>839010
The desk, the keyboard, the kitchen, the toilet are spotless thats all that matters, my car is clean, my bike is clean, the laundry is done. Dont try to give me shit about some fucking machine tool i i have been training some people on. Christ look at your own fingernails.

Meanwhile..... Thursday.... Pork Knuckle aquired.... i can Feel an EL Nuro comming on

>>839022
>the toilet
The bedroom?

>>839022
>The desk, the keyboard, the kitchen, the toilet are spotless thats all that matters, my car is clean, my bike is clean, the laundry is done. Dont try to give me shit about some fucking machine tool i i have been training some people on. Christ look at your own fingernails.
Yes, but is your penis clean?

How I haven't stabbed myself in the neck or driven ito a tree already god knows

Where do neet ceos shop? I went to kmart today, looking for a nice plus sized polo shirt, they only came in sized of 4xl and below. Felt discriminated against.

>>839026
I get all my clothes from Johnny Bigg. Look for the items on sale.

Anyone downloading or watching Fallout ?

>>839027
I have received one or two compliments on the polos I bought from there.

>>839028
I will wait for another NOOT's review.

>>838975
What? Who for?

>>839033
teh club

>>838992
Based

>>839000
Heh

>>839007
I won't get the app.

>>839008
It's fine.

>>839019
A few quick goons would make it easier to sleep.

>>839034
Fuck those cunts. They better be paying you.
Are you commenting on their coup?

>>839040
monk does need to be at his best tomorrow - he can't be up tossing and turning all night because he recklessly decided to get off the goon

>>838992
I actually think it looks pretty cool, going to get something like that for my home workshop when I have a home

>>839030
Ok pressing play on Fallout. Opened second bottle of champagne. Ill report back.

>>839044
I meant another NOOT's opinion

>>839045
worth it just for opening sequence IMHO

real T2 vibes, you wouldnt understand, you had to live it

>>839041
>Are you commenting on their coup?
No, this is just a trip report.
At the meeting last Wednesday night the new President got up and had a cry about the chinese whispers and anonymous emails and then said the two culprits weren't present.
So a couple of other people have either been blamed for me, or having been stirring shit up on their own.

>>839041
>They better be paying you.
You know car clubs and the like just operate on volunteer labour and members submit trip reports etc for the newsletter.

>>839040
Don't do it.
You do not have the self-control required.
We do not want to hear that you failed to turn up for your first day.

>>839049
>We do not want to hear that you failed to turn up for your first day.
I would get a bit of a thrill hearing that, not gonna lie.

>>838957
I give him two weeks this time.

>>839047
Good to hear that at some of the others have voiced their disapproval

might be an absolute madman tonight and have a second serving of vegies

>>839047
The boys at the club sound like a bunch of women

>>839054
Dotty bats

>>839052
You should not enocourage Weber in this.

>>839054
Boomers basically

>>839056
I've said my piece.
If I still feel strongly in 11 months, I'll nominate for a position of some sort.

>>839053
Steady on there neet.

>>839058
Take over and rename it to something like "Webbys Whimsical Wicked Wednesdays Corvette Club"

>>839060
Cruisey Can't Compete Corvette Club

2 bottles of McGuidan black label are going down the old hacherino

>>839062
17.2 standos or thereabouts?

>>839061
Cruisey could start a Datsun 180b club.

>>839062
I'm having another bottle of that sparkling red I got the other day.

>>839063
14.8, heil goonhrer

>>839058
You've been disapproving of us for 7 years and haven't done anything.

>>839061
The pledge will be renamed 'the system'.

>>839064
Chortled

>>839068
I pledge my trust.

God this /ausneets/ place is making me feel soul-less

>>839071
I thought you were reviewing a TV show for us?

>>839071
Mithra is a psyop.
Romanised version of Ahriman with Greek sculptures.
As close to literal luciferianism as you can get.

I'm a nigger bumlicker

>>839071
You could always try to leave again

>>839075
You lot would need to stop telling so many lies first.

going to watch tv

>>839077
Hope it puts a good show on for you.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/archaeology/evidence-aboriginal-people-made-pottery-and-sailed-thousands-of-years-ago-discovered/news-story/6a0d5a741f5464199cde18268399ab5e
boongs trying to take credit for others' stuff again

>>839080
>>839081
Those look like nice feeds. Filenames make me think they come from Facebook or something.

Tempted to go for a drive and acquire some easter eggs

>>839082
St Kilda (BEST A not Shitbourne) Hotel bookface

>>839084
GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY. DON'T CHASE YOUR LOSES.

>>839083
Go for it NEET. They will all be gone soon. Don't miss out.

>>839080
>>839081
Good quality feeds.

I could have a lived a more based life than this...

>>839089
Levels of Based are set at birth. Sorry NEET.

>>839080
>>839081
Good feeds.

Watching the footy

>>839083
That better not be a metaphor for goon

>>839092
Multi on?

Get Webber putting multis together

>>839095
He wouldn't share his multi system. It would bankrupt many if he did.

I don't give suicide baiting a (you). I've got no respect for it.

Spoke to a boomer about the old car rego issue and he told me that the Transport ZOG is taking all the special interest plate cars over the pits soon and raping the owners with registration fees for all the mods done to the cars. He reckons its possible to get any car unrestricted rego if it passes roadworthy. That means no mods and all the seals and gaskets dont leak and stuff. I gotta look into that. He reckons heaps of club cars are going for cheap because its not going to be viable to register them under the new regime.

>>839053
Another bowl of roast spuds?

>>839100
I hope you are talking to reliable boomers. A lot of them just talk out their bum but don't let you know they are talking crap. Their wives know.

>>839100
I doubt anyone under any scheme will be able to catch you.

>>839102
These boomers have multiple club cars with SI plates and their seething is tangible at a distance. The pub boomers know.

>>839081
They could've put a bit more colour on the prawns.

>>839095
I don't know why he doesn't. He has gotten on the nags in the past. You'd think his logical nerd brain could hit a couple 3 leggers

>>839100
> He reckons heaps of club cars are going for cheap because its not going to be viable to register them under the new regime.
I didn't hear anybody complaining last week when a bunch of people from the east coast states were together

>>839105
Apparently that one normally comes with cheese but he didn't want any

>>839108
I don't think I would have got cheese either.

>>839104
Where are they going to find inspectors who know every single nut and bolt of every model car ever made? How are they going to detect aftermarket camshafts, rockers etc?

>>839108
Watching his figure?

>>839100
lucky i live in Queensland, we dont even have that bullshit yearly roadworthy check you other cucks have to deal with.

>>839092
Carn the Lions

>>839112
We don't have them in Best A either.

Phone charger started smoking, signing off for a while

>>839115
>Phone charger started smoking
Vapes or cigs?

Are there any good casinos in Cairns, asking for a mate?

Carn Dees.

>>839116
kek

>>839117
That better not be you Monk.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-3WwThkpUGw [Embed]

Drink, smoke‚ shootin' drugs
Is all the passion I need
Don't need some cunt to fuck me up
My girl's on page nineteen

>>839120
It's not but there is, I've already looked into. I won't be going on account of lack of funds

>>839122
You could always get cashed up with a pay day loan and double or even triple it.

>>839121
Dan on the left.

Such a wonderful evening. The air so crisp.

>>839126
Nice shot.

>>839126
Beautiful.

No energy. Wish I had still had access to dexies, but my scripts stopped years ago and I'm too much of a pussy to try and buy them illegally.

Night.

1% battery. I return to tradition

>>839130
Good night Pidge. xx

New mission for me tomorrow: have both a serving of vegies and get my daily exercise done early in the morning, ideally before 9:30

>>839134
Good luck NEET.

>>839084
Their meals have been average imo.
My first poke win was there.

>>839134
>breakfast vegies

You are setting yourself up for failure. Re-think the planc

>>839126
Nice

>>839137
I have breakfast around 6-7, a bowl of salad at 9 will be fine

>>839131
Oh, that's news. Used to be able to get all sorts there. They used to sell Hawaiian baby rose seeds under the counter.

>>839136
They changed hands you dingus

>>839141
>you dingus
Rude.

>>839141
How recent? I went there a couple of months ago and they'd done it up.
Meals look fancy.

I want to start eating more seafood, was checking out the frozen seafood section at coles the other day. I noticed the cheapest fish fillets there didn't tell you what was in the fillets, only the expensive fish had actual names. Should I avoid the cheap ones?

>>839144
Cheap are hoki or pike. Still okay.
Holy comes from Vietnam a lot and their water is so polluted they have to put bleach and antibiotics into the waterways. I've been told hoki is actually a red meat but it's white from the bleach.
It won't kill you.

>>839140
I had some of the strongest most intense Trips ever from one of those shops that sold smokable DMT + MAOI (acacia tree bark + passion fruit flower) under the counter

Good Times indeed.

>>839131
Trying to remember if I bought my first bong from the Brisbane store or from a place called 'Bringabong' in Nimbin NSW.

>>839146
Acacia aroma (common wattle) is high dosage dmt.
One of my mates told me about how if you get their pollen and put it in a capstan tin, then leave it for ages it turns into red goop tat you can hot knife or glass pipe.
He reckons burying the tin is best because it keeps it at a more consistent temp.
He was a loopy lsd dude though, so might be bs.

>>839145
>so polluted they have to put bleach and antibiotics into the waterways
Er, what sort of fish doesn't come from highly polluted water?

>>839132
Goodbye.

>>839149
South Australian fish, or any Australian fish.
We have the best seafood on the planet.

>>839146
>Trips
What did you see? Was it like the internet pictures you find on google?

>>839130
Good

>>839151
I bet it mostly gets exported to the gooks

>>839154
Blue fin tuna is sold to japs for over a grand a fish. Clean Seas is a big aquaculture thing in Lincoln.

>>839155
>a grand a fish
How the fuck is a neet supposed to afford that?

>>839156
That's why we sell it to japs.

>>839152
smokables DMT was literally getting shot into another dimension, your vision fades away and all you see is movies out of television static and machine elves entities.

I THINK THEY WERE SAYING HONK HONK

Tinned tuna sloppa is all (You) deserve.

>>839159
I eat a can everyday.

>>839160
Never liked the salmon but it's been growing on me. Still can't do sardines.

>>839160
You'd be 10% mercury.

>>839161
Pink salmon is the best.

>>839163
what's the difference?

Buy Snapper or john dory, basically the further south the less polluted the waters are, big fish that are higher in the food chain accumulate all the other toxic stuff the littler fish have been eating, but along as your not eating the guts and shit you're probably sweet. I tried a pescatarian diet for awhile

oh ffs, flake is full of mercury too

Brisbane thrashed the dees

>>839164
Its a different type of fish. It tastes better.

>>839167
Game not over yet.

>>839169
Kek

Basically all our food today is poison, only the elites that have Filipinos growing their veggies for them on the acreages and their own private fish farms with water sourced from the mountainside like the emporers did in roman times

Anyone have any experience with Mormonism?

>>839172
Not I. Why do you ask?

>>839166
You need it!

>>839173
I'm just curious about religions in general

The fat ugly autistic girl is staying the night in my spare room.
JUST
JUST
JUST

>>839177
Post pics or I am not buying in.
Not taking the cheese.

>>839172
two different mormons gave me books of mormons, which I promised to read but never did

>>839178
>Not taking the cheese
She is not the prawn and chorizo schnitzel posted earlier

When is Davo having us over for that lamb roast?

I might buy a corvette so I can join certain car clubs in the greater Adelaide region

>>839179
Law and order svu on channel 10

>>839182
SMASA or one of the Chev or GM clubs will have you

>>839182
Just be your genuine self anon

Women are liars and love drama

>>839186
Can’t live with them
Can’t live without them