SA Best A

If Cruisey was coming over I would make sure to have some of Maggie's pastes and a good quality mettwurst.

Need help with YouTube wagon.

>>840811
There is nothing wrong with watching YouTube.

>>840822
Thank you. o7

mad lads actually did it!

>>840841
I hope they disposed of the severed tips so they can't be reattached.

>>840842
me too
should have taken his nose and ears while they were at it
make all of the other retarded cunts at the mosque think twice about pulling this sort of shit

one more scotch and pebsi and then bed I think

>>840805
If Cruisey was coming over it's only because he's paid to be there.

Cruisey stood Weber up once, and the charcuterie board went into the bin.

>>840841
Apparently he is now in police custody, but the crowd is so large and violent that they can't move the police vehicles lol

Cruisey is a big bad boong

There have been two new Critical Drinker videos since he said he was quitting.

>>840805
Lamb and rosemary mettwurst from mt pleasant

>>840811
Kings and Generals plays shit I've already seen. I've seen it all

>>840849
That was an April Fools joke you hecking mong

>>840849
They never leave, he'll do three farewell tours.
Has pewdiepie come back?

>>840852
Well it wasn't very funny.

>>840854
Neither are his reviews

>>840855
His reviews are on the money, the jokes don't need to be funny.

>>840854
Pretty sure I took time out of my holiday in Canberra to tell you on April 1 when you posted about it that it was an April Fool's prank, but you didn't read the posts you miss and you clearly didn't watch the entire video he posted or read the comments on it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>840848
You left your flag on Cruisey.

might wear my niggerstompers tomorrow
haven't worn them in a while

>>840859
Picking up teh Falcon?

>>840861
I do not own any Charadriiformes

Put way too much salt on the roast spuds. It was like eating a stack of Pringles®.

>>840865
Before or after you cooked them?

>>840866
Too much in the parboiling stage and the roasting.

>>840867
I only give them a little cracked pepper before cooking and salt them after I've plated them.

Gooning and cooking isn't always a good combination. The crispy roasted rosemary was nice though.

>>840868
Smart.

i hate (you)

gonna rape (you)

boofing yeast to give myself autobrewery syndrome

>>840859
(you) won't

>>840857
>April 1
*1 April
fuck you're an idiot

The price of Coles homebrand tissues have gone up from a buck seventy to two dorrar.

>>840877
wanking a lot ?

/ausneets/ will return after these messages

Tiffin had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
Until he butchered it
Now the fleece is no longer white as snow

If Weber was coming over I'd serve him the finest pepper pie that Mrs Mac has to offer. Topped with bacon and a fried egg!

>>840884
i hope you live in a single storey house lmao

cuz he's fat

It's Monk doing all of this posting.

>>840888
you're shook

>>840887
>Monk
you're mentally ill

Monk is Chandler in a hot tub

next time on /ausneets/!

Why this bitch so active

Why this bitch so active

>>840895
🎾

morning bros

>>840897
Good morning NEET.

Garn get on the diet wagon today neets, this time I mean it. You will look back on this post as a turning point.

>>840899
>this time I mean it.
Sounds do-able. Good luck.

Food please

>>840901
Cook it in the kitchen.

>>840845
He is worth every ZOGbux crypto credit

>>840863
Charadriiformes dont include birds of prey, retard.

my penis is a bird of prey

>>840857
Holy fuk this board is retarded

>>840906
It is, but not for my post.
I'm going to take a break for a while.

>>840907
Yeah me too. I'm coming over for a coffee and we can work out what to do today.

>>840906
welcome home

>>840910
morning nuro

Want to go out and get some exercise, but first need some action from the back section

>>840905
> bird of prey
*willie wagtail

>>840915
They have heart.
When I put a plastic owl in Motherbat's backyard, the majority of the other birds fucked off, but the willie wagtail dive bombs it every chance he gets.

>>840902
I broke the kitchen

>>840917
with your willie wagtail?

>>840918
The fridge had no food in it so I threw it into the cupboards and starting smashing the kitchen up until it produces me some food.

>>840917
what a

>>840918
I can see him now swinging it back and forth.

>>840910
*laughs* Yes, actually. The Original Poster is quite the plaything of predatory homosexuals. *laughs*

>>840906
u r retard

>>840914
Chux ready?

might go to vic and get a new motor for later

>>840926
kek, there was a good article about that name that led me to this
>Designated Shitting Streets / Poo in the Loo
>>This entry contains content that may be considered sensitive to some viewers.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/designated-shitting-streets-poo-in-the-loo

>>840916
lol cool. They are interesting birds.

the falcon would look good with a canopy

>>840930
Needs a roo bar and a couple floodlights.

>>840930
Just buy a station wagon if you want a faggy looking storage thingo

>>840931
My ute has a five post bull bar and old school round spotlights everywhere
>>840932
my credibility would suffer

>>840931
And a half a dozen cb aerials hanging off it.

>>840933
>my credibility would suffer
With the locals?

>>840932
>>840933
Canopy on the bed is true scallywag decor.

>>840935
If you chuck the boong chicks in your cabin they stink it out.

Weber gave a Clydesdale Ross River once.

>>840938
she mentioned that in her morning text

>>840937
Smart.

>>840930
there are several meth head homeless people around here. They all live out of those canopy utes.

>>840941
a shitty courier van would be cheaper and provide more room for living

>>840936
you called it. scallywag is the word.

>>840939
Bringing back strange diseases from those shady eastern state poke dens.

>>840944
Is this the secret to the system?

>>840941
good point. I cant carry spars with them anyway.

>>840926
I want to believe. That kid would be a champion, boy named Sue metta

>>840936
you mean canopy on tray

I like how he turns into a seal at the end

>>840949
🦭

>>840951
You look 😊

>>840948
Need a thick sleeping bag on the cold steel.
Mine had a plastic bucket thing in it.

>>840949
This is like 10 years ago

>>840955
you mean a tray liner. only commodores and falcons have those. They just sit on some straps under them.

>>840956
yes and it's still satisfying to watch
it's unfortunate the nigger lived: https://youtube.com/watch?v=o_J4vMQcZps [Embed]

>>840957
I had an AU. Wish I never got rid of it.

Back from my long waddle. Tireded neets.

JFC didnt see any of this...

>Can't remember when I last changed my tshirt
Big stinky bro mode at 100%

>>840962
i have been putting some old spice shampoo in the washing machine with shirts lately so they all are fresh with a hint of sandlewood.

>>840962
I've had the same singlet and undies and socks on since the night of 3 March. I take them off at night, obviously.
Changed my shirt twice since then.

>>840964
It works really well. Its just expensive.

>>840966
You can buy sachets of sandlewood for putting in drawers and cupboards etc

>>840966
You can try not being a pillbrained retard for a change.

How long has google been throwing up warnings about hurt feelings?

>>840960
Well waddled.

>>840961
Nuro did you really just post a 3 hour infowars video?

came across a picture of one of the hottest girls I've ever seen, then realised it's from 20 years ago and she's hit the wall by now

Might waddle on down to subways for lunch and pick up a charlie's special

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-16/albanese-says-there-is-no-place-for-violence-in-our-community/103728308
>He also called on the public to not "impede and injure police doing their duty".
>"People should not take the law into their own hands. But should allow our police and our security agencies, to do their job."
People wouldn't need to do what they did last night if the Police and powers that be were doing there jobs in the first place.

>>840972
that's actually the highlights reel from the original 48 hour alex jones marathon

>>840968
sounds like somebody can't afford nice things

can someone give me the quick red pilled version of the events surrounding the church stabbing?

>>840982
no

>>840983
Go on.

may need more coffee neets

Rama rama

Jessica Palmadessa is live!

>>840976
Good luck NEET.

>>840986
Fourteen bucks for all that!? That's pretty good value as far as takeaway Indian food goes.

>>840989
Yeah but the meat curries will be mostly liquid

>>840986
Arse blow-out special. Put the Chux in the freexer.

>>840986
No wonder Tiffin no longer posts here, he's too busy working.

>>840974
Old news

>>840968
Impossible

Might get a subway with just double corn on it

>>840995
you are one sick puppy

>>840930
Too bad it's still in the shop

>>840901
You may have tacos today.

saw an extra large toyota van today, with curtains on its windows, triggered me, started thinking about vanlife

Looking at android code I wrote a year ago, leaving the project half completed, trying to figure out what the fuck I was thinking.

>>840974
She is very cute!

>>841004
>thinking
let's be real, you haven't done that for many years

>>840968
I take it he ran out of washing powder and can't afford more.

>>841009
maybe less beaner slop and he can afford nice things

Is spotify fucked for anyone else? It's broken on my pc and phone.

>>841011
Never actually used it, I just keep downloading music from youtube like a boomer.

Ah Laxettes, you've done it again!

>>841004
It always comes flooding back for me.

>>841010
Spending less on pajeet doctors and their drugs would be a good one too.

>>841011
>spotify
Are you a teenage girl?

>>841005
Im not a fan of hte brown freckle makeup stuff

huff some duster

>>841018
i'm not a fan of (you)

>>841017
He should post an elbow.

>>841020
bit harsh

>>840990
Yeah

>>841025
oh-kmart?

>>841025
Get out.

Going to open my own Chinese restaurant. Call it Wok Ding Dong.

Neets, if you want to vote on a movie, do it soon, womboflix has to announce this week's movies soon.

i ratio'd nuro on twitter and elon musk liked my comment

>>841029
nah

>>841025
How did the emu get up there? They can't fly.

>>841032
Jump good

>>841032
They can actually fly when they're babies, it's only when they turn into adults that they lose the ability. He must have flown up there when he was little and never came down.

>>841034
jump off a bridge

>>841029
I reckon we should have something serious and something fun on each week. My vote is for Cape Fear and Spaceballs.

How many hours is this dickhead going to be allowed to keep making these dumb image posts and comments? It started last night.

>>841032
In reverse

Juliette Lewis at her peak!

>>841025
Nice

About to lose another day...

>>841042
Wasn't the daughter in Cape Fear meant to be 12 or 13 or something?

>>841029
fuck i missed that in the last thread...one moment

>>841041
ahh, the 2000s, what I wouldn't give to go back there and stay

Exchange money for resourse and service.

>>841029 in regards to >>840597

Nuro is all in for cape fear

but we really need to do something about that list. Not feeling any of those other movies at all or i rewatched them recently .... ill find some additions

i was actually wanting to watch predator 2

I never liked Steve Irwin.

>>841047
GTA vice city on a desktop with Perspex panels and multicoloured cooling fans.

>>841049
Fuck off

>>841049
Get fucked. We don't value your opinions you smelly dunny-dweller.

>>841049
You can always nominate new movies to be added to the list. We've actually streamed predator 2 back in early 2023, but I'll add it to the list again.

>>841051
>a desktop with Perspex panels and multicoloured cooling fans.
my exact computer in 2024

>>841050
I've lived on teh sunny coast for almost 10 years and never been to his zoo.

I had four slices of toast with butter and vegemite and I am still hungry.

Garn bakery

>>841058
2 boston buns please, both family sized

garn subways to get a charlie special for lunch, you neets want anything?

Am I the only neet on here who has a desktop computer with lights and plastic see through panels and shit? Those boomer feels.

>>841060
One el nuro please

>>841061
I could never put my panels on due to really bad cable management.

>>841061
See through panel, multi coloured lights on 4 cooling fans, lights on liquid cooling fan and on cpu, mouse has flashing lights all over it, mouse pad has running lights all around it, dell monitor has blue led strips on back of it.

>>841062
Can you translate.

>>841052
>>841053
Big Mad

>>841054
i was implying for it to added

>>841060
god i hate subway....

>>841055
yeah i got a perspex panel but all the lights are turned off and my fans are turned down so low its practically silent. I keep it on the desk for acces to the ports and so the wifi doesnt suck.

>>841056
i remember going to Australia Zoo in the early 90's before Steve was really famous. Saw him feed a chcunk of meat to a crocodile. Good Memories. I assume now its just a souless place filled with chinks.

>>841063
Basado !

>>841064
shamefu dispray

>>841065
absolutely disgusting

>>841062
Beautiful.

>>841068
Based.

A BLT is basically a salad roll.

>>841055
I should get one for nostalgia feels. Oh wait, I'm a broke ass NEETga.

I am not gonna lie NEETs, I view a perspex case and coloured lights as in poor taste for an adult. Gives off teenager vibes.

>>841074
Yeah my pc is all black with sound proofing

>>841065
Based. Not even nuro could exceed the kino.

>>841068
clean case, mine's dusty as fuck in spite of repeated attempts to clean it.

Went to subways. Ordered a BMT, 1 foot italian herbs and cheese with double meat, double cheese, toasted, no salad except avocado, salt and pepper. Was served by a near silent poojeta, who I assumed was disabled and mute, but when I went to pay she turned out to have the power of speech and asked me if I wanted a drink.

The sub was ok, like an inverted pidser, but I wouldn't bother again.
Also expensive.

>>841074
I have a mental age of 13. Literal mental man child.

>>841072
I always get them confused with the much more executive friendly BMT

>>841079
It's what your body needed.

Might do a swear shortly

>>841062
I wish the whizzers had some stained glass I could run through

>>841083
You better not.

honkler

Weber, Monk and Cruisey should make a podcast

>>841079
Subway used to be popular because it was cheap, you for a 6$ footlong with meatballs

>>841084
How whimsical.

>>841088
I use to enjoy the Vocaroo's.

You can be a married man, but fuck a few Greek twinks and suddenly you are a homosexual.

allergic to toilet paper

>>841096
Switch to Chux.

>>841096
>>841097
the right ndis provider and instead of toilet paper you can get a midget with a long tongue. Allrgy problems solved

man that BMT sub was way too much. I just can't binge like a real neet anymore

>>841099
You are weak.

>>841099
You should work on having more frequent binges. Your end goal could be two footlongs.

>>841101
-m82

>>841102
Ain’t nobody got money for that

Any self respecting neet should be able to take a meaty footlong orally. It's a Thursday night basic qualifier.

@weber

>>841107
Colgate?

>>841105
Language!

>>841108
Weber needs to use Sensodyne.

>>841110
His teef are fine.

NEETs I am not gonna lie, but I have been described as a "baddie" on more than one occasion.

A squirt of sensodyne on the chux before application.

>>841112
do you use sensodyne?

>>841114
Yes. I've been described as "In my sensoydyne era" several times.

Poo on poo

>>841116
Very nice. Are you the NEET with the home theatre setup?

>>841117
Clean that kitchen you're an absolute disgrace.

Dug a 3cm piece of shrapnel out of myself, turns out my previous effort was entirely inadequate. Couldn't work out why it still hurt, opened it up again to disinfect it.
This causes me more general concerns.

>>841119
I pissed on the floor to clean it but now the floors yellow

>>841090
this is why i hate subway so much, its pure corporate greed

>>841099
skipped lunch, want to order a fancy pizza but they dont open till 5pm fuck

>>841116
(2) yes (2) questions...

what was wrong with old speakers ?
why the fuck was i not consulted ?

>>841120
>shrapnel
Have you been under artillery fire?

>>841118
yes.

Still stuffed after that subways. I'm an absolute pig of a man.

>>841120
implant left by aliens?

>>841126
You're barely a man.

>>841117
chink

>>841123
Nothing really wrong with the old ones except lack of bass and clarity, the old Aarons Ats-5 doesn't even come close to the Paradigm 120H which are a hybrid speaker, 1000 watt amp built in for the 3 woofers and the midrange and tweeter are powered by a separate amp, once they are run in I will connect them to my Cayin CS-100a valve amp and see how well that runs them.

>>841123
>why the fuck was i not consulted ?
He wanted them wired correctly

>>841132
I will be there for both. Good selections.

>>841133
Don't thank me, thank the wise neet voters who chose them.

>>841134
I didn't thank you.

>>841135
Thank you.

>>841135
Thanks NEET.

>>841130
>Nothing really wrong with the old ones except lack of bass
wait wut you dont have subwoofer ?
>and clarity
if you were getting new speakers you should have got ribbon tweeters
>Paradigm 120H which are a hybrid speaker
interesting thats how i run my setup. I have the mid range and ribbon tweeters run through a tube amp and the subwoofer goes through digital room dsp and then to a 600watt amp.

ok im sold you did gud

>>841131
they aint wired....yet.

woman across the road parked in front of my house and some niggers came past and were peering in the back window
need to tell her about the niggers when she comes back
having a whisky and pebsi now

>>841139
You are a good neighbour.

>>841140
I just want to say the word nigger really

>>841141
No you're doing a good deed NEET.

>>841139
>pebsi
Add a splash of milk.

>>841122
I never understood this, the sheer amount of infrastructure they need to produce a sandwich.
Probably because other corporates are too greedy to just be happy they're selling bread and ingredients.

Just put atrestle table out the front of bakers delight with an esky for cans. Do we really need industrial society?

>>841144
What did you have for breakfast?

>>841124
>>841127
Machine shop accident

>>841145
This post needs a conclusion like
<Vote #1 for Tiffin.

>>841148
I just hate the inefficiency and cost, it shouldn't be the optimal model.

>>841149
We need a change. Should we nominate Monk as a federal senator to make it a reality?

>>841146
French toast with garlic.

>>841150
He'd end up with Barnaby everyday in the bar.

>>841149
>>841145
corporate america obviously conspired to keep a semi healthy sandwich above the cost of deadly seed oil highfructose corn syrup goyslop....

i remember being able to get an under 5 dollar vegetarian 6inch filled with all the salad and beetroot and mayo. It was great. Thats all my girlfriend ever ate. Fuck subway man

>>841152
Plus the Comm car can whizz him to parliament, Dan's and home.

>>841152
I wonder if Barnaby got his scripts cancelled ? some labour voting asshole high up at some medical oversight agency could probably easily do it.

>>841155
I doubt they could do it without calling his GP into question

Slogans
>Sounds do-able
>Getting it done!

I ate a 375g bag of cashews in one go. I hope I don't get the yellow grease leaking from my bum again.

>>841158
you should be fine you can easily eat that many peanuts without ill effects

>>840793
I like the dip.

>>841163
>>841164
Will you read me a bed time story tonight before you tuck me in?

>>841159
>peanuts
Cashews are different. They have caused me grease leakage before. They have some sort of oil in them.

>>840990
>>840989
It's also on Hindley St
Smells like piss

>>841163
>>841164
More good finds.

>>841037
The holy mountain and freddy got fingered.
Sunday is the serious night for art house and woody

>>841166
>caused me grease leakage before.
Create a Chux dam.

>>841066
It's in the science christian building.
It was originally a Presbyterian Scottish church.

>>841084
I am sorry you had a rough day

>>841163
>>841164
Good pick ups.

>>841116
Kino

>>841132
Cool. I should be there

>>841135
You're welcome

>>841153
I had a vego gf who convinced me to eat the old veggie burger patties.
Vile.

>>841159
His rectum preemptively strikes back.

>>841177
>eat the old veggie burger patties.
Why would you eat something out of the bin?

>>841165
I can't read.

>>841179
The things man will do for pussy.

>>841180
Can you show me the pictures and pretend to read the big words instead?

>>841182
This was the plan

>>841183
I should be in bed in about an hour.

1 feedpack of tuna sloppa, rich in omega-3 and mercury, down the hatch

>>841171
>Presbyterian Scottish church
what happened to these guys?

Cruisey, Taco Cocina in Salisbury does pretty good tacos.

>>841185
Well hatched, we will use you to check the temperature at the commune.

>>841189
Nice looking feed.

>>841189
Based.

>>841184
Make sure you warm your feet up this time please.

>>841192
😏😉

>>841189
You wont even save two slices for breakfast, will you, Boss Hogg?

>>841189
Good acquisition. Just have one of those bottles of champers tonight please.

>>841194
He should have got two, I would have

>>841189
>>841196
based and izzy pilled

>>841189
Poofter plate

>>841198
Send him a nicer plate then.

>>841199
The fucking shithead has been making snide comments all day.

Difficulty rejecting very persistent femtard. Rejected her several times already, she seems totally immune to social skills

>>841197
>>841196
>>841195
>>841191
>>841190
Basado !

>>841194
i skipped lunch i see how we go

>>841199
>>841200
It just goes to show the extent of the derranged mindset that sick NEET has when you have to scan an image for something to neg on and can only find some out of frame kitchenware

>>841201
She's breached bro.

My God it's like watching a fish flip around on a jetty, the poor girl. I really can't tell if she's legit disabled or just retarded.

>>841204
I said we needed to watch this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yQg4rshzL-4 [Embed]

>>841204
They all need some lovin.

>>841205
I'm not going to watch that. Fucking normie cunts with their girlfriends and boyfriends

We must keep the gene pool clean.

>>841206
I don't like their mustaches.

>>841207
Be Down for love

>>840961
Nuro I don't understand the context of this video and I watched it twice already. can you give me a hint where on the vid I'm supposed to get it?

>>841211
I am unlovable.

>>840972
>a 3 hour infowars video?
Jesus.

>>and I watched it twice already.
>twice already.
Watch it again.

>>841213
You have my heart.

>>841212
>>841214
I forgot your (You)

>>841215
I wanna squeeze them.