How does he do it?

BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING MONG

About to check the bank balance. Hopefully got enough for a carton and a roast chook.

I'm back

>>907819
Welcome back cuz.

Not bad. Not good. Garn a cart.

Hows it going? I'm Ray Bingo.

500ml can of VB. Doing a cruisey

>>907823
>Doing a cruisey
What does that mean?

>>907824
Toppes with the agressive SPACEBAR punch aw yissss

Cummed 😅

You cant do a cruisey.

Flipped out at max employment just now. Told the girl there I'm not coming back, and left. Might have a drink.

>>907824
a tug, a choof, a negress, all while watching the magic jew on youtube, nodding along and knowing how special you are knowing all about this kabbalah nonsense.

>>907828
I have the remedy

>>907828
That doesn't sound good.

Another successful booze cruise. They're so exciting!

>>907832
ever had to dodge the cops?

was gunna do some productive shit, but fuck it.

>>907833
The entire trip is dodging cops.

:)

>>907836
Ask them how the potato and gravy is today please.

>>907828
What did they do to provoke you NEET?

>>907840
The potato and gravy wasn't up to scratch.

>>907836
A bucket of original please.

>>907841
The dogs.

>>907845
*Narrm

>>907845
>take some pics
*take some amps and speakers

>>907845
Will there be bitches?

wondered whether I had turned the stove off at lunch time and flew out of my computer chair to check

>>907849
You had not left it on.

>>907850
correct

>>907848
Big booty bitches

munted, absolutely munted

>>907853
Will it be like blerdcon?

Weber's injection port smells like gasoline and gunpowder

>>907848
No.

LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k7_bf2DuyeY [Embed]

>>907851
What were you cooking?

>>907861
snosage roll with salt

>>907862
do you roll the sausage meat in salt before covering it in pastry?

Had the new s'mores and marshmellow ice cream from ben + jerry's, was disappointing. Not as disappointing as my life, but still not worthwhile.

>>907862
With salt?

>>907856
You should try sniffing his wifi sometime.

God, keep wanting to eat more meat, I crave it.

having a beer

having a queer

>>907870
They did well by you.

>>907870
ffs...

Feeling by that neet's kfc haul. Might have to acquire.

>>907870
A good feed.

Just found a pizza place that's open until 1am, might have to get an after midnight pizza there sometime.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/vile-woman-confronts-alleged-racist-in-busy-sydney-shopping-centre/news-story/98f4625da83a149f4fd6425d47983e21
I hope the next racist caves her face in.

Leaking 😅

test

>>907878
Time to plug it.

>907878
Give it up bro...

>>907875
I think Dominos stops making orders/pizzas 30 minutes before scheduled closing time.

Neets have it made. More time than almost anyone to do what you like, wank and goon.

YES LITTLE TOM HANKS
DIDNT GET ROYAL TREATMENT ,,, SO HE THREATENED TO LEAVE
BUT THATS ALL TALK ..
HES NOT GOING ANYWHERE
HES TOO MUCH OF A COWARD ...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They need to take this NEET's emoji privileges away.

>>907884
bitch needs to wash her leg

>>907885
I can't stand that bloke for some reason. Everybody else seems to love him.

>>907887
🙄🤦🏿‍♂️🙄🤦🏿‍♂️🙄🤦🏿‍♂️

Well that was a fun gaming session. Should just stick with the YT playthroughs...

>>907893
ffs...

>>907893
Install Linux, run it on Wine.

The symbola.

Just got the latest water rates, the first one since I fixed the leaking toilet and tap. It went down from 43 kilolitres to 22 kilolitres for the three months. Thats from 467 litres a day to 232L a day.And my bill went down to $92.00, guess a leaking tap uses more water than I thought.

>>907898
Happy Tuesday, Big Fella.
I trust you had a hearty breakfast.

>>907899
That is good news NEET. All those little drips add up.

>>907901
>All those little drips add up.
/ausneets/ in a nutshell

Rooted 😅

Have you tried the Splinter Cell games?

>>907899
Imagine how much money you could save by shitting in bags and pissing out a window.

>>907904
yeah

>>907893
play the level where you go to the restaurant, visit the toilets, grab the gun and shoot the two guys you were meeting with.

wanna have some no-doz, but it's too late in the day

>>907911
do you have any reason to wake up early tomorrow?

>>907907
Jeets don't even use bags

I hope Davo woke up today after his concussion yesterday.

got a triple ripper roll, small chips, regular chips, and a thigh done in Frank's Red Hot from Red Rooter. Bretty gud.

>>907900
French toast with garlic and tomato.
This year's garlic yield wasn't good, but the tomater is at least from the garden.

>>907913
Imagine the savings.

Circumcised 😅

kek some black guy was doing the roman salute behind jacob hersant as hes questioned by media outside court today

>>907914
Bet he's got a qt nurse looking after him.

>>907919
I swapped out some mashed potato or something

>>907920
new laws weren't designed for the coloureds

The comments are filled with SEETHING women coping with muh feet. I had no idea that women got this upset over ballerinas lol.
https://www.tiktok.com/@nat.alie.dances/video/7414273308985724202 [Embed]

Some cousin of mine on Motherbat's side died aged 55 just now. Don't know why Motherbat keeps texting me about it, sheila never had anything to do with me. Think I met her once.

>>907920
Where is the footage?

>>907924
Ballerinas have absolutely munted toes.

>>907924
The jiggle is fucking hot.

>>907927
Nah, most of them aren't that bad. People just look at the worst cases of the professionals and act like any girl who dances is like that.
Most women have ugly feet anyway.

NOVA 502

>>907924
Now that's hot!

>>907925
Yeah my mum used to do the same thing, I always kept thinking why is she telling me

Ballerinas and gymnasts have the sexiest legs.

>>907836
Dont ask them out

Might see if this one works

https://www.gog.com/en/game/star_wars_shadows_of_the_empire

>>907935
You have nice thighs neet.

>>907937
Because you're morbidly obese, which ballerinas don't tend to be.

>>907940
Makes sense.

>>907887
The seals, often used in ritualistic settings, act as focal points for concentration and meditation, facilitating the practitioner’s connection with higher realms of existence. Similarly, emojis, embedded within the fabric of digital communication, serve as shorthand expressions, enriching textual discourse and imbuing messages with layers of meaning.

>>907814
Keeps me awake at night.

I just heard a neighbour get a call and get a job. 'I really appreciate it' was nice to hear.
Took to long to type it and got all cynical. appreciate.

Feltched 😅

>>907830
You're a kind man Dan.

>>907854
I like this

>>907925
Are you going?

god the elden ring soundtrack is boring

>>907945
Vile.

>>907949
Thank you for letting me no, son.

>>907897
Thriving.

>>907914
>woke up
*in heaven

>>907944
Good for him.

I don't feel particularly positive about daylight savings this year. Usually its a big boost to my mood but has done nothing this time. If anything I wish it wasn't DST so its dark earlier and I can hide from the shame of public view

>>907953
there's a tall skinny chick who works at the hairdresser here who must be the same height as debicki

>>907955
leave your computer, go outside into the light

>>907957
>here
Where?

I can feel my colon expanding. I dont think its a poo. Just a fart. Might be a ridge of a nugget scraping on fhe walls. Across the prostate. Ooh. Makes me want to sit forwards and not want to piss. Pressure subsiding. I think its a poo. Just made it to the chamber but theres no pressure now. I dont have the willpower to hurl a dainty loose nugget. It feels small now. Might be moving back.

>>907948
to maryborough or some shit? no

>>907955
>hide from the shame of public view
Hot!

>>907953
lol faggy little twat

>>907968
I'd lick the sweat off the back of her neck.

>>907955
I hope your mood picks up soon

>>907962
Will bat?

>>907971
What about Marge?

>>907969
Which end do you use?

>>907974
no

>>907975
One of the loopy ones I would guess as it would be easier to get out again.

They're shirk.

Carb coma incoming

Aborted 😅

>>907981
Did you purge?

>907981
This place would be better if only you had have been. But keep cycling through those IPs...

>>907986
Checked.

Massive meal. Instant regret.

318.8 lbs = 144.6 kg

The BOM radars always seem to go down for 'routine maintenance' when there's big storms about.

>>907990
The plot thickens.

My cock is hard.

>>907994
Sad?

>>907996
>this meat suit
Isn't that NEET getting his together this week?

>>907998
Wanna drive it

Imagine getting virtually prostate examined by a filthy little Indian tech. The dream.

Is Olive ever coming back?

She will return, Inshallah.

>>907992
The cock thickens.

>>908008
Nurgle 2024 is once again competitive now that Pariston has flushed the dunny.

>>908011
We have some massive units on ausneets. Neets under 150kg better bulk up if they want to stay in the big boys leagues.

>>908015
That's a man.

If nobody wants to see The Godfather Part 2 our next womboflix movie will be Zero Dark Thirty (2012)

Prolapsed 😅

>>908017
every woman posted here is a man

>>908018
I'll watch whatever is on.

Gaped 😅

>>908021
What about a live stream of Weber's sweaty arse?

chest pains, not sure what to do

>>908020
To the handsome fellas reading the posts.

>>908024
😅

>>908023
You couldn't afford the ppv.

>>908023
I couldn't afford it

>>908024
Sleep tight.

>>908028
I couldn't afford not to! 😅

>>908024
Ambulance. We can't diagnose use. The weeping NEET is the eyewitness.

>>908034
Thanks Dan.

Being trying to get my blog going since january, still haven't made a single post.

>>908035
Need emergency mental health treatment? Call the danbulance!

>>908036
Get mongk to help spruce it up with some nice CSS.

>>908036
You need to have something like this at the bottom of the page.

Coppers with the lights on in the street, think I'm about to get weber'd

>>908040
Goodbye, see you in 10-20.

>>908038
Hs will make it look good.

>>908040
lol

I took two poos today only about 15 minutes apart. Madness.

>>908044
You are lucky you didn't get caught.

😅

>>908018
I'm happy to watch TGP2.
The ranga in ZDT is annoying.

>>908046
When I was about 13 I took a shit in the shower with the intention of stomping it down the drain. I put my foot on it and felt it sliding between my toes which was a disgusting feeling. I ended up picking it up with toilet paper and tossing it in the toilet.

>>908040
SHIT, everyone, delete the boong porn NOW!

Might become a nigger rapper.

>>908040
What happened to that neet who claimed his neighbours got raided? Did it turn out to be real or was it more of the fake shit we see posted here on a regular basis by cruisey?

>>908052
He said the police helicopters blew in his windows lol.

>>908052
It was most definitely real. There has been nothing in local news or the SAPOL feed. There also hasn't been a death notice in the paper for the woman.
I don't know whether the fact they took a child away from the house is the reason for the silence on reporting it, or whether they're still trying to work out her cause of death (murder vs OD etc), or if drugs were involved whether they're chasing other people down for that.

>>908053
As I said, that was another shitposter.

Anyone else got police outside their hovels? Maybe it's a simultaneous raid, law enforcement taking down the whole neet crew.

>>908054
It might have been suicide. They don't report those most of the time.

>>908054
My apologies.

I took this when I made the first post.
The total ended up being 4 full size ambulances, 2 of those SUV ones, 7 marked police cars, 4 unmarked cars, and 2 white vans.

>>908048
Well, we might show godfather part 2 on sunday then.

>>908055
I have already accepted a deal to inform on the rest of the NEETs in exchange for leniency.

>>908059
Hopefully the remand center wardens can put it on the rec room telly for us.

>>908058
>total
Jesus fuck, that is a lot.

>>908064
Yeah it was amazing considering the number of old cunts who can't get an ambulance when they need one. Old mate went off in handcuffs in one with a police escort. Sheila's body went into another on a stretcher with a sheet over her. The others sat around until about 11pm doing nothing lol.

and the police didn't completely leave until about 3pm the next day

>>907870
I'm so hungry now

>>908066
That sounds pretty suspicious. If it was just an OD or something it must've at least looked suspicious. A bloke near me died after drinking too much and choking on his vomit. The cops were only there for about two hours and that was it.

>>908068
yeah based on what one of the neighbours said, the guy that was there didn't phone her in either

also the cops door knocked everybody asking what we saw and heard

>>908058
That is a big response. Maybe they thought it was something more than it turned out to be.

I've never had sex and yet I'm having paranoid thoughts about having an STI.

They had it coming

👋

>>907983
lol
I thought it was monk.

>>908039
He should get it tattood as a tramp stamp

Possum has a tramp stamp.

>>908080
He needs that on his own arse.

Going to finish watching Da Penguine and go to bed

Scary dunder

>>908082
Good night. I am still on Episode 2 of the penguin.

rape

I was finna cruise as less than spectator just fine

got fuckin autobalanced?

games rigged

>>908082
Night babe

nutted

>>908088
what scene?

>>908089
NEETskeet 2008
The scene with the bowling pin.

He hates me.

>>908086
The heck you talking about Paul?

Would buy Weber's bath water 🤤

lived in my apartment for less than a week and im already being accused by my landlord of hiding damages and not cleaning well after moving out. Now im getting charged for that aswell. Uh my life is cringe.

im going to stick to slumlords from now on

>>908094
Isn't there some government agency that helps you manage these disputes like rental board? They are probably complaining because they want the board.

>>908096
I have no idea. It seems like my only option is to pay it. The only issue is how expensive it will be

>>908097
Isn't that what the bond is for?

Awake

>>908099
Go back to bed

harrumph

>>908101
Moderate?

>>908102
yes

>>908104
Thursday's get up?

lol the nobel prize for physics went to two computer scientists this year

morning bros

Rimmed 😅

I wonder what having anything above the red line is like

@Webmeister

How fast have you gone?

>>908112
how do you mean?

>>908107
Morning.

What do we have planned for this morning neets? A morning of binge drinking and binge eating?

Morndings. Only had 15 standoes last night and now feeling back to normal after that 32+ stando bender during the start of the week.
Garn for a nice sunny morning walk, then groceries, then cardio at the gym.
Having my morning instant with some strawberries and reading the news. Feels good to wake up at a decent hour

>>908116
See (you) soon

toilet paper company hired a nigger

>>908116
Good morning King.

>>908118
Return it for a refund.

>>908116
Tfw I vomit after 7 drinks

@Webmeister

What oil do you use?

>>908116
>Only had 15 standoes
2 is the appropriate serving size

Garn for a walk neeties, you want anything?

>>908124
Bring me some nice fresh cut flowers from front yards please.

>>908124
Some fresh air please.

I think someone knocked on my door. I heard the noise and they said in a loud voice "knock knock". But when I opened it there was no-one there and no sign of any person walking away. I did not wait that long.

Just accidentally sharted. One of the pros of being an exec is it mostly just spreads out over your cheeks and didn't get that much on the cumdies

Garn close my eyes and dream of a better life.

Took a monster of a shit just then. My arse is struggling to recover.

>>908127
MIBs, coming to silence neets who know too much.

>>908128
Another big chad power move.

ffs my place is a pigsty, and it's inexcusable considering that I'm a fat neet who never does anything except eat and watch youtube and complain how unfair my life is

Wasted 😅

garn make a salmon and cheese omelette with toast for lunch, you neets want anything?

>>908135
Fry me four eggs please. Hard yolks.

>>908135
10 slices of bacon fried up in mallard fat and two slices of bread fried in the pan to soak up all the tasty fat please.

I'm gonna be squirting all day, can just tell

>>908134
Will you stop this fucking idiot posting?

>>908140
We have bigger retards than that neet.

>>908140
how is he triggering you?

>>908142
I bet he's a fucking zoomer

>>908092
nobody.

>>908143
the zoomerneets are the better ones here, hopefully one posts a tiktok for me soon

neet rape on an industrial scale

>>908130
Your arse needs support. We need to start a support group for overgaped neet arses, to cope with permament physical impairment.

>>908149
lets agree to forget that factor entirely

the ratings speak for themselves but i swear to fuck

Coles has no-doz at half price! Garn go buy a whole tray. Do you neets need anything while I'm there?

>>908151
Some latex gloves thanks.

>>908152
Big exam?

>>908149
They're eating lunch

>>908157
I will be there.

>>908155
I once took some vitamin pills with ginseng. They kept giving me an upset stomach.

Bahn me for lonch, delicious and affordable.

Cooked 😅

>>908160
Your arse is affordable.

>>908163
I went to high school with that girl.

>>907683
>>907686
>>907687
Thanks neets. I'll try to visit her soon.
>>907684
Not that side, no. I am in close contact with the other side of my family though.

>>908164
You did not!

>>908162
How much?

@Webmeister

What rounds you use?

>>908153
Getting ready for Thursday night.

>>908168
Half a ciggie.

>>908171
Can I use spit?

>>908160
10+ bucks for a sandwich is not affordable.

>>908173
It was $11

>>908173
Yeah, they aren't that good for the price. A yiros or kebab is more expensive but generally much more substantial. Banh mi are a meme.

>>908172
no

I can't believe that chrischan has a gf and I don't.

>>908157
moar liek Francis Ford Cope La Di Da am I rite?

>>908178
His mum?

>>908180
No, Flutter.

>>908181
Why would somebody want to date a person who raped their own mum?

>>908182
It probably isn't considered strange amongst Finns.

Foamy squirt, call me the barista

I'm back.

>>908182
women are goddamn aliens in their psychology

>>908184
A crappuccino?

>>908185
Welcome back.

>>908173
Very negative reply. Not the right tone.

>>908185
Where did you go? From now on neets aren't allowed to leave their seats without mr pariston's permission.

>>908174
>for a sandwich

>>908175
Vietnamese peasant food

Had a shower. Had breakky. Starting on the day and it is only a bit past 3pm. Winning.

>>908194
Good morning.

Had a browse of seek and linkedin and now feeling woed

>>908196
You need to stop torturing yourself NEET.

Tortured 😅

Cruisey got raped by his in-laws after claiming that Vanilla Ice invented rap once.

Boredom wank

Under maintenance
Working on a few performance hotfixes - we'll be back soon :)

This site needs more than hotfixes

Was on the way to the rub shop when I needed a poo so went to the pub. After pooing I put $20 in the chinaman, just after this rough looking smackhead got off it. 1c, 2c bet, all lines, $2. 4 spins in, major Jackpot with a feature. Lucky, lucky bags. It made less noise than I expected, which was good because the smackhead was on a nearby machine. I kept playing acting like nothing happened, and accidently went from $620 to $590 doing $2.50 bets. Then put $20 in the machine next to it. I went up to the til, and saw the smackhead looking at me. He was gone when I turned around but might have heard her say I can cash that from the machine. Cashed out, left. Saw the smackhead sitting outside, dont think he saw me. Had 1.5hr rub. She grabbed my dick a couple of times abruptly, put the hot stone on it as a joke. I think I've worked out she doesn't like being touched. Got home, choof and a stando, then lay on the floor in silence for an hour, with intermittent half wanks. It's a Cruisey ol' day NEETies. Watch out for the day time cresent moon

Poofta 😅

>>908112
What is this magic?