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NEET General #903 - Mong Van Edition NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No. 918109
Just how excited would you NEETs be if Cruisey picked you up in his Mong Van and took you on an outing?

Old Thread: >>917094


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.918127 del
How does he do it?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.918132 del


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.918133 del
SA TOWER BURGER A


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.918137 del
Just not getting anywhere in life.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.918138 del
>>918137
Get in the van.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.918140 del
Tinnitus


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.918141 del
>>918138
He's taking us to Barossa Bowl-Land with Dinosaur mini golf.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.918142 del
>>917782
After a brief test-fit, these may be a success. I will give them a proper outing Wednesday night and report back. It is one thing to stand and admire one's self in the mirror, it is another to load up the pockets with a wallet, phone, keys, and other magical trinkets, and waddle about in public.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.918143 del
Day 24 NNN.
Wanks in the bank.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.918144 del


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.918145 del
>>918141
On the way back we should get pre-dinner at KFC (a Zinger Tower Burger, 10 nuggers, and chips (extra salt)) and then real dinner at the Duck Restaurant.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.918146 del
12.5K Km's my arse!


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.918147 del
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Ok neets, as requested by that neet, womboflix will be having an impromptu screening of the latest Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror episode, tonight at 7pm AEDT. It's only 20 minutes long.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.918148 del
>>918147
formerly chuck's


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.918149 del
>>918146
That's quite a large arse neet.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.918150 del
>>918138
Mummy said not to take candy from strangers.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.918151 del
>>918149
Gape to No Mans Land.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.918152 del
>>918109
Does the neet van have custom suspension, for the big boned neets?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.918154 del
>>918147
>It's only 20 minutes long

That's what SHE said


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.918155 del
>>918152
It has air ride suspension.
It can be ultra smoothe, or if Cruisey feels like a cunt after lunch, he can bounce it up and down like a lowrider and make you throw up.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.918156 del
>>918153
You can feel the culture!


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.918159 del
>>918158
>tfw Cruisey will never take me for such a drive


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.918160 del
>>918153
That van is not legally parked or correctly displaying the rear rego plate. Enjoy your 3-dollar bag of Freddo frogs and thousand dollars worth of parking infringements you faggot sack of aids.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.918161 del
>>918142
I am eager to hear how they do. How do they look?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.918162 del
>>918142
They'll never let you down.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.918163 del
>>918161
More or less like the picture. I'm wearing black jeans this week and don't tuck my shirts in, so appearances don't really matter.
If I have to keep hitching my pants up every couple of minutes, I'll revert to the braces.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.918164 del
>>918145
I second this.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.918165 del
>>918147
It has been many years since I watched a Simpsons episode. I do not like seeing what has happened to it. Even the voices sound wrong now.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.918166 del
This weekend on womboflix we will be showing Quentin Tarantino's True Romance (1993), about a comic book nerd who finds a fortune in drugs and tries to hock it, and Prisoners (2013), by Denis Villeneuve, the dude who made Sicario and Dune.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.918167 del
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not australian but love this general. pictured is me enjoying the thread


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.918168 del
Desperately waiting for my cenno to land


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.918169 del
>>918167
You look good.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.918170 del
>>918168
Coming today, tomorrow or later in the week?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.918171 del
>>918167
You need a stubby in hand, then you will be a true boong.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.918172 del
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>>918171
Life at the neet compound.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.918173 del
>>918168
It will come. Don't sweat it.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.918174 del
>>918172
We wouldn't let sheilas in


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.918175 del
boongs


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.918176 del
>>918166
Is Christian Slater norwooding in that picture or is that just a natural hair shape?


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I bet Weber and Mongk can't do this. No wonder Indians are taking of the country. How can we possibly compete with geniuses like this?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.918178 del
>>917888
It was good but I did stuff up cooking, I didn't follow the instructions mainly because of all the extra toppings I put on it so I cooked it lower and longer than what it said so only about a third of the crust went crispy, the rest was chewy and very doughy. I would say without the extra toppings it wouldn't have been very good. Would buy again when it comes on special but I would make sure to cook it at a higher temp.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.918179 del
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>>918174
You wouldn't say no to a hot boong qt m8.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.918180 del
>>918172
Me back left.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.918181 del
>>918177
Google is a play on Googol, or 10^100


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.918182 del
>>918177
School one day, programmers the next.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.918183 del
>>918181
Searching "global organisation of oriented group language of earth" brings up heaps of pajeet rubbish claiming that google is an acronym and that is what it stands for.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.918184 del
>>918182
They will be well trained.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.918185 del
>>918180
You look good there neet.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.918186 del
WTF is an open the notepad program?!


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.918187 del
>>918172
We should make this into a wojak party meme, with the boong in the back left as the boong wojak.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.918188 del
Doing some cardio on the exercise bike, you neets need me to do any for you?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.918189 del
>>918186
Alt + F, O
Ctrl + O
Double-click on a file with an extension associated with it.
Fuck knows where they got the other 3 methods from.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.918190 del
Is the simpcity search engine still busted for you? I have to use ddg or yandex to search the site instead. All my bookmarks still work.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.918191 del
>>918188
45 minutes please.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.918192 del
>>918188
You're going to be there all week for this NEET: >>918054


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.918193 del
>>918189
Right-click, open with...


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.918194 del
>>918193
Eh, I'd count that under the double click.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.918195 del
>>918188
Mop up the piss bottles I just knocked over please.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.918196 del
>>918170
The website says Nov 5, but my other payments arrive the day before the date listed. I fucked up this time and lodged a day late.
I guess its more white rice for another day


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.918197 del
>>918189
Right, so a method of opening the program that is notepad, not a program that opens notepad.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.918198 del


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.918199 del
>>918197
I guess so. I mean, they're Pajeets. They could be talking about some other needful.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.918200 del
Simpsons Halloween Special will be on in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.918201 del
Neighbour is playing very loud music


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.918202 del


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.918203 del
>>918189
What about PowerShell, Command Prompt or some invoke-as thing in a bat file.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.918204 del
Just opened my window and turned up my music as loud as it would go, hopefully the neighbours have the same good taste in music I do.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.918206 del
>>918201
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ugl6KWvDShA [Embed]
Play this.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.918207 del
>>918201
I feel sorry for Cruisey's neighbours when he starts cranking the Zappa.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.918208 del
>>918203
Are you trying to impress us with the bleep-bloop?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.918209 del
>>918201
You need to be rich for peace and quiet. Invest in shitcoins


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.918210 del
>>918205
lol you can clearly see the one on the right has a uterus


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.918211 del
>>918204
You shouldn't have done that, not everyone likes Bucks Fizz.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.918212 del
Will cryptocurrency free us from zionist central bank financial slavery?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.918213 del
>>918212
No. The banks are involved in crypto.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.918215 del
I don't even mind it if a nigga wanna shit on me or piss on me
Or beat the fuck out of me 'til I'm whimpering
Cut me up and shine me with my blood until I'm glistening
Spit shine me, spit on me, fist me 'til my innards bleed
Fist me in the dicka 'til my dickhole bleeds, nigga please
Lick on me, skin me alive and then pillow me
By that I mean stuff me, rough me up
Squeeze my life out and turn me into a mummy for cummies
And put a curse upon my tomb so ain't nobody peerin' in
Ain't nobody else except you
My homie, my nigga, my husband, my boo


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.918216 del
>>918208
Visual basic execution in Excel or opening the executable at its path, sir are these acceptable.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.918217 del
>>918207
I feel sorry for Webbys neighbours when he starts cranking the Crapper.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.918218 del
Dan Andrews won the Jerusalem Prize


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.918219 del
Has science gone too far?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.918221 del
Just ate a bowl of Maggi noodles that had been sitting out for a couple hours. #RockBottom


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.918222 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CJezRcy2P8g [Embed] in my opinion this was peak tv


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.918223 del
>>918222
lol they showed this on tele here back in the mid-90s


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.918224 del
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I cant imagine Cruisey is doing NNN


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.918225 del
>>918224
not cruisey but I failed it this morning lol.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.918226 del
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>>918224
He needs a chastity cage.
>>918225
You need a chastity cage too.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.918227 del
Aircon packed up in January
Got a new compressor, cost 1600
Now this one has shit itself
They reckon that its due to the old compressor and metal in the system
They said theyll replace the compressor and condenser, but the flush will cost 800
They reckon that it was working normally after they installed the new one.

Wat do?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.918228 del
>>918226
Locktober was last month.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.918229 del
>>918227
If it's under warranty contact the company who made it directly.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.918230 del
>>918225
are you gonna try again?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.918231 del
>>918224
always wondered about this. no reason whitelads can't pimp like le brown people we're forced to endure in our homelands


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.918232 del
>>918231
>brown hands


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.918233 del
>>918231
Problem is straight Whites like picrel can't keep business and personal separate. You really need a faggot to run the operation because they're completely indifferent to the bullshit the women pull.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.918234 del
Uncle Ben's Indian-style Spiced Rice is dogshit. They ought to gaol that dumb nigger.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.918235 del
>>918234
>bitching about goyslop


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.918236 del
>>918231
Most asian women unironically fantasize about being subjected and enslaved by powerful white conquerors.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.918237 del
>>918235
It's rice.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.918238 del
>>918205
That's men.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.918239 del
Might take all my savings out and bet them on a horse in the race tomorrow, it's my only remaining chance of ever getting anywhere.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.918240 del
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Ready.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.918241 del
Simpsons in 10 minutes neets. I will be awarding left over halloween sweets to the neet with the best costume.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.918242 del
>>918239
I hope the trifecta pool is good.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.918243 del
>>918239
Sounds do-able.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.918244 del
>>918141
The 50s diner for the orleans boig after


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.918245 del
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It's time for The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Episode neets, get in here: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.918246 del
I was sittin on my arrrsssseeeee
He was sittin on his arrrseeee
Waitin for a payment
Hangin for a payment
Eatin rice and oil!
Eatin rice and oil!
Battlin' like a claimant
Battlin' like a claimant


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.918247 del
Might pass on moofie


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.918248 del
>>918245
That was terrible.
Shame on the NEET who suggested it (and didn't turn up).


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.918249 del
>>918248
Such is life. I think the simpsons peaked back in the 90s, but I haven't seen it for a long time, so it was worth seeing how it was.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.918250 del
>>918249
Yeah I haven't watched it since I was a teen, and that was more than half my life ago.


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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.918252 del
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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.918253 del
>>918251
man that moofie was shite. That mass grave scene was the only thing worth watching.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.918254 del
>>918242
Could use some advice from sportsbet neets and casino neets on which horse to put my life savings on.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.918255 del
garn a cruise


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.918256 del
>>918251
keeeeeeke


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.918257 del
>>918255
Monk? No!


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.918258 del
>>918257
Tonight could be the night monk finally meets a toothless boong alcoholic drug addict outside of dans and romance blooms.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.918259 del
>>918258
If it is Monk, who the fuck is it with the freshly ironed polo and shorts?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.918260 del
Why do the japanese keep making so many fucking fantasy anime about a loser who dies and gets transported into his favorite MMO?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.918261 del
Might jump around my room playing the riff to the cult's she sells sanctuary on air guitar.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.918262 del
>>918261
>she sells sanctuary
not sea shells?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.918263 del
Very annoying fly


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.918264 del
>>918261
Record it and post the link for the vocaroo please.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.918265 del
YouTube has reached peak shill


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.918266 del
Rip and tear my rectum


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.918267 del
>>918266
I'd watch that on Chaturbate.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.918268 del
>>918261
Trying to learn Look At Your Game by Manson on guitar but going between G and Dmaj7(2) is hard. Feels bad buzzing that shit man.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.918269 del
>>918167
We are glad to have you with us NEET.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.918270 del


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.918271 del
That nigger from the opening credits of Austin Powers: Goldmember done died


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.918272 del
>>918227
They should replace it all for free. Don't pay a cent. You shouldn't have paid initially.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.918273 del
>>918234
>Uncle Ben's
I find their whole range poor. Expensive now too.


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>>918269
comfy post, thank you!


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.918275 del
>>918260
That's an isekai.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.918276 del
I finished Episode 4 of the Penguin. The female character is completely unnecessary. A woke female fantasy. I don't think I will be continuing.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.918278 del
Performed the sacrament.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.918279 del
>>918278
Poo in the gutter?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.918280 del
Wheres my fuckin cenno payment.... fangin for a mint


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.918281 del
>>918280
I just checked, it has been deposited in my bank account by mistake.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.918282 del
>>918281
Bucket of original thanks.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.918283 del
>>918276
I downloaded episode seven this arvo. Only one more left to go.
She is necessary in so much as I am going to jizz on her tiddies and face.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.918284 del
Just got a Happy Meal with a choggy shake to compliment the curry, rice, and naan I had for dindins.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.918285 del
>>918284
Have you tried the Hungry Jacks Kids Club meal? Grego gave it a good review.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.918286 del
>>918285
I don't much like HJs cheeseboigs. I know there's not much in it, but McDolans has a better boig.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.918287 del
Just looked at my favourite chocolate, which I haven't had in a while, nearly $7 for a 200g block, the absolute state of this economy.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.918288 del
>>918285
>Grego
I only eat webby certified fast food meals.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.918289 del
>>918280
Ask cruisey to send you some pity bux.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.918290 del
Cup day is this weird kind of day for me when I keep re-enacting things I did on cup days years ago because I am an autist.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.918291 del
>>918290
>Cup day
You can now leave your tomato plants uncovered without fear of them being killed by a frost.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.918293 del
Haven't noticed any animal rights activists in response to cup day this year


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.918294 del
>>918293
They will probably glue themselves to the horses.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.918295 del
>>918287
>my favourite chocolate
Which one NEET? The Hokey Pokey?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.918296 del
>>918223
The pom is around 40.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.918297 del
>>918296
Is that bad?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.918298 del
>>918295
Nestle crunch, the one which has rice, love the texture.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.918299 del
>>918297
>>918296
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.918300 del
>>918298
I have not had that one. I may try it if I see it half price.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.918301 del
Grey hairs are increasing.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.918302 del
>>918297
Nigga can't even buy himself a pack of crisps ffs.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.918303 del
>>918302
You just want to see him humiliated out there.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.918304 del
>>918302
Ausneets is a home plane for the severely retarded, he fits right in here.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.918305 del
>>918301
Just put a fresh pack of Just For Men on today.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.918306 del
>>918305
How long did you leave it in your hair for?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.918307 del
The older I get the less likely it seems I'm going to grow out of my retarded bad habits.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.918308 del
>>918307
Same. I have accepted.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.918309 del
What are the job prospects of a python programmer like?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.918310 del
>>918308
I don't, but I don't seem to change, just keep doing the same stupid mistakes over and over.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.918311 del
>>918302
If that surprises you you would be shocked by what I can't do.
>>918304
True

Maybe someone can start another bored for us full on retarded neets and we can leave the normal neets alone.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.918312 del
>>918310
I am going to be pushing very hard for 2025 to be the year of acceptance for all NEETs. It is time to stop the futile struggle.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.918313 del
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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.918314 del
Many years ago I started a project the night before cup day and keep retrying every year to make progress on it. Tried again this evening and didn't really achieve much. Will try again next year. Going to bed. Good night neets.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.918315 del
>>918313
I had enough problems keeping up with Jazz Jackrabbit.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.918316 del
>>918314
Night.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.918317 del
might have some milk before I go to bed, get my nordic master race on


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.918318 del
I bought a litre of long-life milk for $1.60. Will give me a few cups of milo.
Still have 15 cents in my account and a $1 coin. I'll have to check the calorie count on a packet of homebrand 80c gingernut biscuits vs. a packet of migoreng ($1)


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.918319 del
>>918314
Good night.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.918320 del
>>918318
>homebrand 80c gingernut biscuits
A povo NEET staple. Tough on the teeth though.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.918321 del
>>918318
November will fly quick, you'll see.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.918322 del
>>918313
>me in san andreas off road race


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.918325 del
>>918314
>>918318
Fuck this is so incredibly sad to read, but then again my crippling alcoholic life ain't much better.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.918326 del
Are Spanish people white?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.918327 del
>>918326
Do I have to post the map?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.918328 del
>>918167
You have a station ottoman?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.918329 del
>>918190
works for me


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.918330 del
>>918224
That is the dream


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.918332 del
>>918326
es la cubana


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.918333 del
Threw marinate beef rump into oven.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.918334 del
Rape


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.918335 del
>>918333
You're a dog eater


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.918336 del
>>918333
Thick layer of external fat?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.918337 del
>>918335
Poorly bantered.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.918338 del
>>918337
Blow it out your arse, I don't like gooks


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.918339 del
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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.918340 del
>>918336
Na, just lean part.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.918341 del
>>918340
I will have the dental floss on standby.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 13:27 [Preview] No.918342 del
There is potential for my cenno to land in the next 15 minutes


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.918343 del
The Shagster hearted my comment:)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5pWy3Hyo1kw [Embed]


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.918344 del
It has landed! Off to maccas


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.918345 del
Not even 5am and I’m shitting my guts out. I blame that nigger Uncle Ben.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.918346 del


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.918348 del
>>918346
Handsome fellas.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.918349 del
>>918347
That's a man.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.918350 del
Flushed 😅


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.918351 del
No alcohol or uber eats today.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.918352 del


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.918353 del
>>918352
I agree


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.918354 del
>>918351
That's what you said yesterday.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:09 [Preview] No.918355 del
>>918354
No I didn't.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.918356 del
Tab website down


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.918357 del
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I'm sorry, it's not happening


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.918358 del
Gm


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.918359 del
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>>918356
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NEET WHO WAS GOING TO BET ALL HIS LIFE SAVINGS TODAY SUPPOSED TO TURN HIS LIFE AROUND NOW?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.918360 del
sausages on fresh white bread with tomato sauce for breakky


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.918361 del
>>918360
That sounds good.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.918362 del
We need ausneet's best minds to figure out which horses are garn win today. We need our top men working on it.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.918363 del
Bonnie Blue is just Possum in drag.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.918364 del
Back on the neverknowsbest rpg videos.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.918365 del
>>918362
I don't think we should be encouraging each other to gamble. I would feel bad if a NEET lost money based on something I said.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.918366 del
>>918362
20 each way on buckaroo, and only place for onesmoothoperator


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.918367 del
The Map is a BEST A horse from Murray Bridge.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.918368 del
>>918365
This neet has an inside tip on who's going to win the cup today, and he's holding out on his neet brothers.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.918369 del
>>918367
Probably wont show up


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.918370 del
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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.918371 del
day 25 NNN.
fukn feel amazing.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.918372 del
who won the US election?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.918373 del
>>918372
That NEET has an insider tip but wont tell us


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.918374 del
>>918372
trump won't be allowed to win, no matter what


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:51 [Preview] No.918375 del
>>918371
We're only 5 days into novemeber and somehow you've been doing NNN for 25 days?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 20:59 [Preview] No.918376 del
Hahahahahahahahahagsdhdsgsgs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M4pnVfwcszA [Embed]


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 21:09 [Preview] No.918377 del
>>918375
I'm an advanced nofap wizard and went forward in time. Dont ask me to explain.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.918378 del
We do need to form a neet think tank, where the best and brightest neets can determine melbourne cup winners, research the latest cenno scams, and keep the rest of us apprised on the latest breakthroughs in robot gfs.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.918380 del
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Big boonga


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.918381 del
Gamble neets are some of the most degenerate
Lower then chairshit, dirtybong, shoplift and shamefap neets.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.918382 del
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Good Morning NEETs.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No.918383 del
>>918381
You should lend them money when they lose it all and charge interest.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.918384 del
>>918380
Hot unna


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.918385 del
>>918381
How I feel about tower burger NEETs


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 21:38 [Preview] No.918386 del
>>918382
AJ is based AF


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.918387 del
Need to put clothes on. Im so restricted by societal rules.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 21:58 [Preview] No.918388 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pav2f4b-1ZE [Embed]

Thug shakin'


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.918389 del
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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.918390 del
>>918343
You were blessed.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 22:13 [Preview] No.918391 del
>>918345
The fast food is a more likely culprit. Brown hands into everything.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No.918392 del
>>918358
Morning.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 22:23 [Preview] No.918393 del


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.918394 del
I bet Possum has a nice fascinator.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.918395 del
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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.918396 del
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When are we visiting Big Fella and Czech Mate again?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.918397 del
>>918396
how come I've never seen a lativian porn star?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.918398 del
Buying a new broom online. The old one leaves bristles everywhere.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.918399 del
>>918398
Are you going to physically collect it? Postage on a broom would be huge I imagine.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.918400 del
>>918397
You probably have.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 22:54 [Preview] No.918401 del
Neets getting into the sweepstakes


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 22:56 [Preview] No.918402 del
>>918401
It's supposed to be a lucky dip, but Possum always gets the winning horse.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.918403 del
might need a second mondster
falling alspee


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 23:09 [Preview] No.918404 del
>>918403
You should have a nap instead


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 23:10 [Preview] No.918405 del
>>918404
Bossman wouldn't like that


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.918406 del
cracked the mondster
might watch teh pengiuone


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 23:24 [Preview] No.918407 del
Fat lazy neet, can't get out of his chair.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.918409 del
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>>918399
$20 for the broom head
$20 for a courier
not getting the handal because I have one already.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 23:41 [Preview] No.918410 del
Morndings, will give the nags a miss me thinks


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 23:41 [Preview] No.918411 del
>>918389
External locus of control.
Doesnt really work with diet choices.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 23:46 [Preview] No.918412 del
>>918409
Looks like a fancy one.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 23:46 [Preview] No.918413 del
>>918410
Morning.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.918414 del
>>918412
I indulge my hobbies


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.918415 del
Might have a one man bbq party today.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.918416 del
4 HOURS


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.918417 del
>>918415
Can I come?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.918418 del
>>918410
The old nags will miss you neet.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.918420 del
>>918399
If it's a magic broom it will fly itself out.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 00:41 [Preview] No.918421 del
>>918420
They don't exist.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.918422 del
Ant activity inside the house is increasing again. They disappeared over the colder months.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.918423 del
>>918415
Fine, your chipolata couldn't satisfy a crowd anyway.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.918424 del
One night I saw Weber hovering on a broom outside the window of my bedroom in Griffindor tower.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:00 [Preview] No.918425 del
3 HOURS


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.918426 del
>>918424
I bet he was perving on the girls


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.918427 del
Made two ham and salt toasties instead of getting a tower burger.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.918428 del
I enjoyed pulp fiction, good gangster movie


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.918429 del
>>918427
Well done NEET. Saved some money.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.918430 del
Finally got some mints.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No.918431 del
>>918430
Give us a kiss handsome


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.918432 del
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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.918433 del
>>918419
I walk around pubs taking sips of others drinks when they're not looking.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:22 [Preview] No.918434 del
>>918430
You need to manage your money better this fortnight please.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.918435 del
>>918433
Smart.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.918436 del
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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.918437 del
>>918428
We'll be watching True Romance, also by Quentin Tarantino, on Saturday.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.918438 del
>>918381
Don't talk about cruisey that way please.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.918439 del
>>918436
Clayton looked happy.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.918440 del
Cruisey is a good egg.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.918441 del
>>918435
If anyone asks I'm 'Quality Control'.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.918442 del
Auspol is particularly disappointing today.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.918443 del
>>918442
The NSN thread?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.918444 del
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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.918445 del
>>918433
You should spit in them after you've had your sip so they won't notice the difference in fluid level.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.918446 del


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.918447 del
>>918436
Straight Asian black hair?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.918448 del
>>918447
>Asian
Mongoloid.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.918449 del
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Alright big brained neets, I need your best pick for today's horse race. Is buckaroo for real or just a meme?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.918450 del
>>918449
Trump is gonna win


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.918451 del
2 HOURS


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 02:01 [Preview] No.918452 del
>>918449
Buckaroo and Vauban currently have equal odds.
Put $2.50 on each for a place.
No more than that.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.918453 del
Garn cook some snags and burgers, you neets want me to put on anything for you?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.918454 del
>>918453
Can you make me a tower burger please.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.918455 del
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>>918454
How many stories would you like your tower to have neet?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.918456 del


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.918457 del
>>918453
Something that brings out the colour of your eyes


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.918458 del
>>918452
Lol what are you hoping to win, a double cheeseburger?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.918459 del
>>918458
Because it rarely works out when people put serious money on dumb horses.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.918460 del
Ok, garn put some neetbux on the nags, want me to place any bets for you neets?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.918461 del
1 HOUR


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.918462 del
I bet Cruisey is at some fancy cup lunch.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.918463 del
>>918462
They dress the mongs up like jockeys and horses and make them race


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.918464 del
>>918463
The worst part is when cruisey and webby both ride mongs in the race.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.918465 del
Woe'd, feel like crying, might take a walk and listen to some tunes.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.918466 del
thunder dunder


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.918467 del
Might have a nap.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.918468 del
For years I've always done bowel movement within seconds of feeling them, never more than 15 feet away from my toilet. My colon muscles must be weak as new born baby's from not being used to hold back poo any more.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.918469 del
GET. FUCKED


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.918470 del
>>918462
Lizbef RSL


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.918471 del
>>918460
What's a 'nag'?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.918472 del
>>918471
The kind of neet who whines about the BO all the time. Terrible people.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.918473 del
QT poojeeta at the bottle-o asked if I'd like a chilled sack of goon.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.918474 del
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FOR FUCKS SAKE


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.918475 del
>>918473
she wants to cup your sack


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.918477 del
>>918473
>QT
Height, weight, build, tattoos


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.918478 del
>>918476
>CIA knows Trump is in


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.918479 del
>>918468
I think you mean as weak as a geriatric on his deathbed


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.918480 del
>>918465
Run don't walk


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.918481 del
>>918472
Thought he meant nangs.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.918482 del
>>918474
Fucking cunt of a horse.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.918483 del
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>>918474
>PUT MY SAVINGS ON BUCKAROO JUST LIKE AUSNEETS TOLD ME TO, HE CAN'T LOSE NEET ITS IN THE BAG


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.918484 del
Two fiddy in, zero out.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.918485 del
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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.918486 del
Should I ring lifeline?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.918487 del
>>918486
They're probably extra busy at the moment.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.918488 del
>>918485
How much does he make from this?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.918489 del
>>918488
Nothing. He didn't have horse 4 or 11.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.918490 del
>>918489
But horse 12 came third right?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.918491 del
Or do you have to pick all 3?


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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.918493 del
>>918485
Yikes!


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.918494 del
Need to mop up this piss before I start throwing up from the smell.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.918495 del
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>>918492
Well...sheeeeit


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.918496 del


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.918497 del
>>918493
>>918495
If he'd had those 2 horses and left off two others that didn't matter, he'd have received a little over 50% of the trifecta payout, or $11,400.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.918498 del
fuck it, getting bws and tower burger


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.918499 del
Got some cleaning to do then I'll shave muh balls.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.918500 del
Might go for a little cruise.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.918501 del
>>918500
run over a fucken horse if you see one


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.918502 del
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Lost $5 on the horses. That's fine.
Had some robitussin cough medicine, isn't working thus far. Chemist could not explain the hypersalivation.
As if taking medicine wasn't bad enough already, I might submit tomorrow and commit a great sin... seeing a GP.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.918503 del
>>918502
>Lost $5 on the horses. That's fine.
Finally a smart NEET.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.918504 del
>>918502
What type, DXM? You trying to score promethazine and codeine sizzurp?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.918506 del
>>918502
>seeing a GP
There is no shame in that NEET. Sometimes you need to do it.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.918507 del
smash a wine bottle on a horse's head
stick a cattle prod up its arse
total horse death


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.918509 del
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NAAAAY!


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.918510 del
>>918509
ur ded cunt


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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.918512 del
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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.918513 del
>>918485
I hope you didn't make such a large bet NEET. Very foolish. Don't blame the horses.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.918514 del
>>918444
Handsome fella.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.918515 del
>>918513
No never


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.918516 del
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>>918504
Yes DXM (no I won't be abusing it, I don't take drugs)

>>918506
GPs aren't real... just pajeets giving referrals to their cousins. I'm my own doctor


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.918517 del
>>918513
Losses soon to be made up in a big pokies session.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.918518 del
I don't believe that trifecta ticket is real


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.918519 del
>>918516
>(no I won't be abusing it, I don't take drugs)
Good on you man.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.918520 del
>>918519
Nothing ruins a man more than a substance abuse problem, we need more role model neets like this.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.918521 del
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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.918522 del
The big piss mop is now done. Much bleach and paper towels were used. Now to do the dirty dishes. Garn add some hydroP due to the mouse turds.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.918523 del
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>553 unfinished programming projects in my dev directory
>1 of them uploaded to github
I really need to get my shit together tomorrow


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.918524 del
>>918522
You have mouse turds on your dishes?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.918525 del
>>918520
I like drugs but doing them constantly is not great at all. Sobriety is a hell of a drug too.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.918526 del
>>918522
If you just sniff enough bleach it permanently destroys your sense of smell and you won't ever have to mop up the piss again. Life efficiency tips.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.918527 del
>>918526
>ou won't ever have to mop up the piss again
you do because the floor goes sticky and slippery


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.918528 del
Why are you pissing on your floor?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.918529 del


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.918530 del
>>918523
Sounds do-able.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.918531 del
>>918529
Hurts more to be called a liar tbh


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.918532 del
>>918523
Just upload all to github, let people do your job.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.918533 del
>>918521
ooooooofffftttt !!!!
I apologise for the accusation


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.918534 del
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>oh look someone is contributing to my open source project


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.918535 del
>>918521
Wait, melbourne, this was monk who lost the $1100 bet?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.918536 del
>>918535
Monk doesn't have $1100


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.918537 del
All this horse gambling got me thinking of an old episode of Teh Simpsons. Episode 10 of the 5th(fith) season to be precise.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.918538 del
>>918535
Probably Spergo or Shitey.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.918539 del
>>918536
Not anymore obviously. He might have if he got paid a cenno advance or something.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.918540 del
>>918452
Bet on Vauban. He's the Mozart of designing fortresses.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.918541 del
>>918528
Used a pair of trackies to soak most of it up too. This was last night before passing out.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.918542 del


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.918543 del
Think I see a storm approaching.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.918544 del
>>918521
Exclude yourself.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.918545 del
>>918396
I can recall 2 buy name. Stage name. And I think you guys mentioned a third one. And I vaguely remember one by face.
That would mean ~850 "actresses" btw. Sounds bs.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.918547 del
Oh wait! I remember an very old one (Ciccolina, perhaps the first porn actress that made a name, she's ugly as sin), and another by face, but not name. So all in all that's liek 6 now. And a fatso. That's 7. One from each tribe apparently.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.918548 del
>>918544
I closed the account this afternoon before posting anything here.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.918549 del
>>918546
I assume it's from the past 35 years.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.918550 del
>>918537
Was it you who suggested (and didn't show up for) the Halloween Special last night?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.918551 del
From page 7 its all woodman casting. They did one scene for a quick buck. Most probably prostitutes.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.918552 del
>>918548
Wise move.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.918553 del
>>918551
Don't take it personally, bro. Women are worthless in every country.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.918554 del
>>918553
I'm not. I present my findings.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.918555 del
>>918498
>>918500
It's just one of those days 👌


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.918556 del
>>918555
boig and a longneck has been consumed
just cracked a bottle of red


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.918557 del


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.918558 del
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Want to make pancakes but only have self raising flower.
FML


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.918559 del
>>918558
Does it matter for pancake batter?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.918560 del
I think there is a good reason to use self raising flour in panackes. I dont have any milk either. only cream and custard.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.918561 del
>>918550
No, I couldn't afford teh moofie ticket.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.918562 del
>>918560
Make scones.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.918563 del
>>918558
Worse things happen at TAB


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.918564 del
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SNAP

Got you muthafucka.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.918565 del
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>>918558
>flower


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.918566 del
Deflowered 😅


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.918567 del
Mouse got trapped around the chest area. Is that more cruel than if it was got around the neck?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.918568 del


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.918569 del
>>918567
probably
depends on whether the back break stopped it breathing instantly or not.. might have suffocated


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.918570 del
>>918567
The three path of trapping:
- strangle
- dangle
- mangle
Old school mouse traps mangle. I do not think where it crushes the mouse, it kills it.


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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.918573 del
>>918572
That thing really likes potatoes.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.918574 del
>>918573
I liek potato


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.918575 del


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.918576 del
>>918574
I am potato.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.918577 del


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.918578 del
>>918575
When does the civil war start?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.918579 del
This donut cushion is not as effective as the old one. I am experiencing significant rectal pain.
I think it is possible I am going to have to stop spending so much time sitting. Maybe I should buy a standing desk.
Is it practical to spend all day standing up?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.918580 del
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>>918578
when indeed?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.918581 del
>>918580
it would be fun slotting niggers


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.918582 del
>>918579
See a colorectal surgeon and get it sorted out.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.918583 del
>>918582
There is no cure.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.918584 del
>>918580
What power does the National Guard have in the case of civil unrest spawned by a hung presidential vote? Surely neither side has the power to command them at that point?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.918585 del
>>918583
I reckon you just need a lateral sphincterotomy


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.918586 del
>>918584
The existing upper and lower houses are caretaker government and decide: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contingent_election


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.918587 del
>>918567
It was him or you mate. You did your duty.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.918588 del
>>918587
That mouse had a wife and children and was just trying to provide for them.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.918589 del
>>918584
They have the power that grows out of a barrel of a gun.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.918590 del
>>918524
Not anymore. Gave them a very thorough cleaning.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.918591 del
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>>918588
...what colour was this mouse?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.918592 del
Back from the park, did $1100 neet win his money back yet?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.918593 del
Realistically, if america falls into disorder, what short term effects will it have on australia?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.918594 del
>>918589
That works both ways.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.918595 del
>>918591
It was a white mouse. He had a PhD and worked in a laboratory during the day.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.918596 del
>>918593
None. Regardless of who does what, the media here will be reporting it as an insurrection by magatards.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.918597 del
>>918595
Then why was he breaking into your house at night like a nigger?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.918598 del
Day 9 of no goon… getting a strong desire. Nice warm evening, ominous election eve, NNN day 5 and ready to buss.. just feels right

>>918535
I’m not an oligarch of that calibre. Weber made that trifecta bet.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.918599 del
>>918597
We only have the NEET's word that this is what was happening.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.918600 del
>>918598
>Day 9 of no goon
>just feels right
There will be no day 10


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.918601 del
Monk are you still doing political commentary from that twitter account?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.918602 del
>>918598
Stay strong nigga.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.918603 del
>>918600
So who was the NEET who pissed all over his bathroom or something last night?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.918604 del
>>918603
That was monk's alter ego, evil monk, the one who's not actually on the wagon but is still drinking. They are completely separate people in mind, outlook and personality, but share the same body and liver.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.918605 del
>>918604
I was starting to wonder


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.918606 del
>>918598
>Weber made that trifecta bet.
If only he'd consulted nuro.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.918607 del
Got some books today.
We of the never never - Aeneas Gunn ($3)
Picnic at hanging rock - Joan Lindsay ($2)
How M'Dougall topped the score - Thos. E. Spencer ($1)
Wild Colonial Boys - Frank Clune ($4)
The Old West the Gunfighters - Time life ($5)
The old west the cowboys - time life ($5)
A treasury of American Folklore - edited by D. A. Botkin ($10)

The old west ones have leather covers, and the folklore one is full of ebonics whenever there are blacks talking "wen dat mas'er comin' back ser?" Etc.
Also got a 100x telescope for $10, was probably only 50 brand new, but should be good for viewing planets.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.918608 del
>>918607
>100x telescope
Gonna scope out some qts while they're changing?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.918609 del
>>918607
>Also got a 100x telescope for $10, was probably only 50 brand new, but should be good for viewing planets.
If it has enough mass to hold steady


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.918610 del
>>918602
Hmmm… just one last hurrah…

>>918601
I deleted my account, but was always just a reply guy


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.918611 del
>>918462
I didnt get a chance to bet, i was going to put 20 each way on smoohbrainoperator


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>>918607
>but should be good for viewing planets


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.918613 del
>>918607
Some good purchases. Do not use that telescope to look through my windows.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.918614 del
>>918498
>tower burger
Today was going to be different


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.918615 del
>>918518
Unless it was fifo


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.918616 del


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.918617 del
Weber once thought Francine Joy Drescher was physically attractive once.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.918618 del
>>918615
was probably fifo with his compo payout, classic compo wastage


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.918619 del
>>918558
Thatll work


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.918620 del
>>918617
>once once


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.918622 del
Constant tiredness. Take naps every day now. Can barely function.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.918623 del
>>918614
he was supposed to win $10k


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.918624 del
>>918579
You need a sturdier bum cussion


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.918625 del
>>918592
Good dogging sesh?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.918626 del
>>918609
Ill report back later


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.918627 del
>>918604
>monk is on the wagon


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.918629 del
>>918622
You need a sturdier bum cussion


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.918630 del
Gonna hit the diet wagon tomorrow. No more self abuse through junk food. I mean it this time.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.918631 del
>>918626
You should be able to see a hint of Saturn's rings with it.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.918632 del
>>918598
stick with NNN and no goon. Think of it as unlocking achievements and getting over your impulses are like boss fights.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.918633 del
>>918607
I have a print of the colonial era painting depicting picnic at hanging rock. Its spoopy.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.918634 del
Greatly concerned that webby seems to have lost his gambling mojo. Is nothing in life certain?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.918635 del
>>918630
Sounds do-able.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.918636 del
>>918631
I'll be checking out uranus


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.918637 del
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Another pack of this bitch for dinner. A new FEMALE JSP case manager awaits me tomorrow.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.918638 del
>>918634
I haven't touched a poker machine in months.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.918639 del
>>918637
You look well.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.918640 del


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.918641 del
>>918634
He has not leveled up to racing yet. Still in the slapper leagues


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.918642 del
>>918640
The pear paste.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.918643 del
We cant all be James Bond


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.918644 del
>>918642
Spicy tart.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.918645 del
>>918641
If he had won today's bet he'd have been banned by the TAB.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.918646 del
I didnt know the melbourne cup was on until after it was finished


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.918647 del
>>918643
I just wanna be Webby.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.918648 del
>>918647
Have a pepper pie.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.918649 del
>>918648
He'll need more than one.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.918650 del
>>918649
One an hour.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.918651 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vIxpxU3Y5FI [Embed]


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.918652 del
>>918649
just a pie and an apricot slice and a stdout


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.918653 del
is the usa election gonna be over when I wake up tomorrow?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.918654 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GjXm_RdsxdU [Embed]


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.918655 del
>>918653
God I hope so


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.918656 del
Still dealing with hypersalivation. Got a cup in the car, one next to the bed, the couch, and on my desk to spit in.
I suspect this is related to a rise in acetylcholine after starting no-goon, activating the parasympathetic nervous system. Need to invent a drug that just magically resets neurotransmitters back to relatively normal levels without rebounding effects.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.918657 del
>>918653
nope
it'll take days and neither cunt will concede


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.918658 del
>>918653
Polls begin closing at 9am AEST.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.918659 del
>>918656
Push through it King. Your body will adjust in time.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.918660 del
might go to bed now


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.918662 del
He hearted another of my comments! Fucking feels fantastic man!


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.918663 del
>>918662
What happens when he gets arrested for diddling a kid? Your shame will be overwhelming.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.918664 del
might go take me pants off


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.918665 del
Acquired. Medical dosage.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.918666 del
>>918652
And a belly rub before nigh nigh


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.918667 del
>>918653
Isnt it next eeek


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.918668 del


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.918669 del
>>918653
No, it could take days or weeks as sheboon government officials 'discover' missing votes for kamala until she's won.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.918670 del
New frozen pie review from Grego


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.918671 del
Disgusted over the way I've done so little with the past 4 years. Will turn things around tomorrow.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.918672 del
Just perved on venus and the moon. The telescope doesnt have great focus or stability. I could see the craters and the outline of the dark side of the moon. Venus looks green/purple/red but out of focus.
Red and purple bits might be due to some light shift, or whatever its called. Like gases or debris slows some of the light down. Or it might be the lenses or mirrors doing it. I think venus is supposed to be aqua. Did some balancing breathing stretches inbetween looking through it. Hurt my back being hunched over.
It was about 15min before I realised the legs extended and I got up off the ground.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.918673 del
>>918660
Good night.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.918674 del
>>918662
He hearts a lot of comments.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.918675 del
>>918667
It is the first Tuesday in November, same as the Melbourne Cup.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.918676 del
Should've called my boomer parents today, have to call them tomorrow now, they're leftists and will probably be apopletic if trump wins tomorrow.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.918677 del
>>918672
Keep experimenting with it.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.918678 del
>>918671
>Will turn things around tomorrow.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.918679 del
The winds are strong. Window shutters banging.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.918680 del
>>918678
he just needs a gamer girl with him and he has the perfect life


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.918681 del
need to lose weight before I'm too big for my chair


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.918682 del
>>918681
No NEET, you just need a bigger chair.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.918683 del
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OK NEETS

THE AIRCONDITIONER HAS BEEN SWITCHED ON

I REPEAT

THE AIRCONDITIONER HAS BEEN SWITCHED ON


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.918684 del
Wherever I may rooooaaammmmm!!


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.918685 del
>>918683
Well done NEET. Summer is here.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.918686 del
>>918685
Its about to rain


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.918687 del
>>918686
Summer rain.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.918688 del
The goon enters my bloodstream... my vril has returned.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.918689 del
>>918685
the reason i made the announcement is i actually disconnected a wire last February when i got a power bill, like wise i hade to wait as long as a i could be fucked reconnecting it this year. Today was the day. Also going on a timer too, going to switch it off 5am so i cant spend all morning in the cool zone


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.918690 del
>>918688
120kg of vril.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.918691 del
>>918689
I feel the cool zone is worth the cost. I just pay the bill.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.918692 del
>>918690
117.5 😒


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.918693 del
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>>918691
well you see the cool zone is where its at, all bitches and fly guys know this but if you have to earn shekels in the hot zone it does become a major problem to not say just fuck it and stay in the cool zone all day


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.918694 del
I open the fridge when it gets too hot


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.918695 del
>>918419
Mummybot thought this was very funny


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.918696 del
The ionosphere wards us from lethal radiation whether we know it or not.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.918697 del
>>918676
Fun times, but sadly fun times don't last.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.918698 del
>>918696
Clouds make the sun go away.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.918699 del
>>918698
If you try to fight them on their own turf you're just asking for a war that ends with millions dead and both sides eventually just getting tired of fighting and nothing really changing.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.918700 del
>>918695
Did you text it to her m8?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.918701 del
>>918700
So satisfying to see a little boy smashing at the keyboard pretending to be the badasses he idolises but doesn't have the guts to join XD


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.918702 del


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.918703 del
>>918702
Do you send her many memes from the gen?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.918704 del
>>918703
Entertainment for the whole family.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.918705 del
>>918703
Very rarely. If they're work safe and boomer appropriate.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.918706 del
Listening to TOOL


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.918707 del
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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.918708 del
mom forgot to buy the sausage


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.918709 del
>>918578
In about 3 years when a false flag terror attack happens and Trump declates a state of emergency and indeinayely suspends the election


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.918710 del
>>918622
Feels good tbh take up smoking if you haven't already


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 18:41 [Preview] No.918711 del
Morning bros, gonna fix my life up today, the key to success is figuring out why you failed on all those previous times and doing things differently.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.918712 del
Elon Musk is one of the world's top 20 Diablo IV players and is CEO to multiple companies. I'm a neet and I still haven't finished skyrim, let alone Diablo IV. How?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.918713 del
>>918711
Good luck NEET.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.918714 del
>>918708
make her suck the sausage


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.918715 del
Morn


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.918716 del
Olive voted for a literal nigger.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.918717 del
>>918716
She is part of the wetback/nigger alliance against whites. We tried to warn you about this.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.918718 del
>she


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:15 [Preview] No.918719 del
>>918672
astronomy isn't real, you fell for the meme.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.918720 del
>Realising that LadyJunimo is actually LadJunimo


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.918721 del
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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.918722 del
>>918719
I use it for astrological purposes.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.918723 del
Did monk fall off the wagon again last night?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.918724 del
>>918722
stop looking at my anus!!


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.918725 del
>>918723
yes, yes he did


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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.918727 del
>>918726
Where can I get this delicacy?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.918728 del
>>918727
You have to make your own unfortunately.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.918729 del
too tired to leave my chair again, turnyourlifearound/diet wagon delayed by another day


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.918730 del
>>918724
It had risen in the East but I couldnt see it


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.918731 del
>>918730
The sun shone from it.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:34 [Preview] No.918732 del
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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.918733 del
a few weeks ago I burned the tip pad of my ring finger on the bottom of a boiling hot container and the feeling has still not returned to it properly


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:40 [Preview] No.918734 del
The ZOG is gonna cut my power today for "Line maintainance" at the same time as agie the agent is gonna inspect and take photos. This is definetly it boys. They want me out of the way, probably something to do with the election but I guess I'll never find out.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.918735 del
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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.918736 del
I'm trying out a float tank tomorrow. Hopefully it's relaxing


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.918737 del
>>918712
Hasn't Diablo been pleb shit since III?
>>918736
One of those sensory depravation ones?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.918738 del
>>918737
Yes, the lights can be turned off


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.918739 del
Going to the big poo parade today and then to the big wank parade tomorrow.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 21:42 [Preview] No.918740 del
>>918739
>Going to the big poo parade today
Diwali was last week


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.918741 del
>>918734
Goodbye neet.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.918742 del
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>>918734
So long neet, it's been an honour posting with you.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.918743 del
Global warming is gonna kill the executive race neets. We all need to stop farting.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.918744 del
Might take the monk pill and start sleeping all day and staying up all night, avoid the heat.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.918745 del
>>918743
You ask the impossible.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.918747 del
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Good morning NEETs.

>>918715
Good morn.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.918748 del
>>918733
See a doctor please.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:07 [Preview] No.918749 del
>>918734
We will avenge you NEET.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.918750 del
>>918747
morning neetie


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.918751 del
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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.918752 del
>>918751
The Mega Crap Wrap.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.918753 del
>>918752
It would be disappointing.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:39 [Preview] No.918754 del
GregO thought it was the bee's knees.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:41 [Preview] No.918755 del
>>918754
He's probably paid to shill the slop these days.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.918756 del
>>918755
That's slander.


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.918757 del
wraps are actually a good idea, might buy the makings for them, with some cheese, salsa, avocado and chicken schnittys to go on them


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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.918759 del
>>918755
good sloppa shills itself


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:44 [Preview] No.918760 del
>>918757
tendies with lettuce, tomato and pepper mayo go well in them


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:44 [Preview] No.918761 del
>>918760
yeah, might go with the fried tendies rather than chopped schnitties


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NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:50 [Preview] No.918764 del
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>>918762
The day of the happy meal is finally here neets. What will you order for your new life?


NEET 11/05/2024 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.918765 del
>>918757
Less chance of food poisoning that way.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.918766 del
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.918767 del
>>918766
imagine the smell


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 00:07 [Preview] No.918768 del
Tempted to go on a cruise to 4pol


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 00:12 [Preview] No.918769 del
BBQ Feetlovers


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.918770 del
my mummybot reckons the reason why kids are so sick these days is because of international travel, globalisation constantly bringing in new bugs and colds from overseas


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 00:24 [Preview] No.918771 del
>>918770
Viruses aren't real
It's the jab and chemicals in the food


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.918772 del
Third poo of the day. Just won't stop, can't stop.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.918773 del
>>918768
I have been avoiding it. It is full of demoralisation spam.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.918774 del
>>918773
Have the anons of 2016 created a dark web forum for themselves somewhere to get away from glownigger spam?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:00 [Preview] No.918775 del
hope that dumb nigger bitch keeps on losering


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.918776 del
>>918774
The hacker named 4chan might have, I don't know.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.918777 del
Wish someone would give me eleven hundred bucks


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.918779 del
>>918777
Webby will soon win it back from the pokies, one big spin is all he needs.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.918780 del
Might take a look at the betting markets


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:25 [Preview] No.918781 del
I can't tell what's going on from the news, but betting markets have definitely started to favour our favourite drive through qt.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.918782 del
>>918781
They'll do what they did last time and stop the count for the night and then announce a massive spike for the nigger bitch in the morning.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.918783 del
had a tower burger for lunch


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.918784 del
I THINK I NEED A GODDAMN SHIT!


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.918785 del
>>918783
How many have you had total? You may be in the lead nationally.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.918786 del
Doing a Kamala Harris in the dunny.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.918787 del
Don't like the looks of jd vance's mixed race kids. They could have been tall handsome whites, instead the pajeet strain is clearly dominant. Don't racemix neets.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.918788 del
>>918787
The American “Conservative” is a complete and utter joke at this point. They’re all into miscegenation and sucking Zionist cock.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.918789 del
>the negative reaction of Marvin Davis the Denver oil tycoon who purchased 20th Century-Fox in April 1981 ("At a private screening of...'Making Love' he...bellows: 'You made a goddamn faggot movie!' and storms out")


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:44 [Preview] No.918790 del
>>918787
👍🏾


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.918791 del
Supposed to go to the car club tonight and get the log book signed, but don’t want to hear all the boomer noise about the seppo pooftersports and the horse race.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:46 [Preview] No.918792 del
>>918791
you weren't going to go anyway, no need to use that excuse ;)


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.918793 del
>>918792
True. Can’t avoid next month though.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.918794 del
>>918793
we all know


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:49 [Preview] No.918795 del
>>918789
Trump has vowed to make that sort of hate speech a capital offence, and will implement it after he removes the first and second amendments next week.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.918796 del
>>918794
Know what?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.918797 del


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.918798 del
>>918797
🤥🤬


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.918799 del


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>>918790
This is why monk decided to become an alcoholic, he knew he couldn't stop himself from impregnating a poojeta sooner or later if he had a normie life, so threw himself on a goon bag to save the world from mixed race kids.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.918802 del
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Betting markets now showing a 2/3rds chance of trump victory.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.918803 del
Not even ABC is bothering with the usual local news programming. I hate America so much.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.918804 del
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Had a wank, might try and have a nap.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.918805 del
>>918803
Motherbat texted much the same just now about how not one channel had local news on at 11/11.30, it was all seppo pooftasports.


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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.918808 del
>>918805
>>918803
>abc
If they're not crowing constantly about how kamala is crushing the orange man, it probably looks bad for her, even if they're trying to couch it in neutral terms.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.918809 del
>>918802
Imagine how many people Biden is Pardoning at the moment...


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.918810 del
>>918809
>Biden
Probably writing the same few names over and over again.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:29 [Preview] No.918811 del
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Betting markets are now saying 75% chance for trump. If they hit 88% I'm getting a drink.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.918812 del
>>918810
just hunter


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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.918814 del
Didn't take long to get back to the flag posting.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.918815 del
Cnn has replaced their front page with the words 'early wins are no bellweather'

They're fucked and they know it. They're going to plan B.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.918816 del
>>918815
News Ltd was trying to say that vote distribution isn't the same for postal votes as it is for ballot box votes, and that it is perfectly normal for republicans to look like they're winning at first. They're basically writing articles to make the incoming cheating look normal.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.918817 del
>>918805
I'm watching Buffy teh Vampire Slayer instead.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.918818 del
>>918817
what episode? I wanted to watch a halloween episode on halloween, but didn't


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.918819 del
>>918817
Fair enough. Not sure I could sell that one to Motherbat.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.918820 del
>>918818
Isn't every episode basically halloween given it's all vampires and witches and undead arseholes?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.918821 del
>>918820
But with pumpkins!


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.918822 del
Reckon they might try and shut twitter down if things get too out of hand?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.918823 del
>>918818
Dunno. Paul Blart is on now anyway.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.918824 del
>>918822
It'll just fall over because Elon's not a very good sysadmin


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.918825 del
Wish I could afford starlink.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.918826 del
might get some alcohol
just feels right


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.918827 del
>>918825
How much is it?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.918828 del
Paul Blart is basically Weber had he not got into the IT industry.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.918829 del
>>918827
like 140 a month or something, I'm povo


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.918830 del
>>918829
That's quite a markup on the ~80 I'm paying now.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.918831 del
>>918828
Is that so?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.918832 del
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84% bros, 4% more and I will acquire to celebrate.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.918833 del
86%


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.918834 del
>>918832
>today the whole world is american. as all the world watches the united states, i'm driving on the wrong side of the road with a 0.08 BAC in solidarity


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.918835 del


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:26 [Preview] No.918836 del
Back into the olive jar


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.918837 del
>>918836
You shouldn't keep her in there neet.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.918838 del
Watching the making of Aliens, shocked by how much of it was just little puppets and fucking toy spaceships.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.918839 del
>>918838
Yeah, that ginger bum bandit from Mythbusters has a YouTube channel and a number of times has shown tiny models of things I thought were huge


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.918840 del
>>918831
Yeah buddy


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.918841 del
>>918837
All the preservatives keep her from hitting the wall.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.918842 del
88%
Gonna go get a drink, my shout, what would you neets like?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.918843 del
>>918842
Glass of water please.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:57 [Preview] No.918844 del
92%


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 03:58 [Preview] No.918845 del
Stressing the FUCK out over this JSP appointment. Why can't they just leave us alone?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.918846 del
>>918845
Call them and tell them you're traumatized about the us election results, the obese purple haired sjw tranny there will understand.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.918847 del
having a beer


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.918848 del
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.918849 del
>>918845
You need to get on the DSP.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.918850 del
>>918848
Was this taken tonight?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:32 [Preview] No.918851 del
might have another scrumptious beer


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.918852 del
>>918851
FUCK OFF
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.918853 del
>>918852
How rude.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.918854 del
>>918847
me too, a cooper's sparkling ale, what have you got?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.918855 del
>>918850
yeah, mar-a-lago


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.918856 del
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Anyone got any good youtube channels for current events?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.918857 del
>>918854
Goat tall boys


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.918858 del
I can hear a fly in here. Must be a big one.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.918859 del
They're predicting a 312-226 electoral college victory for trump. Massive wipeout. America once again spared the horror of having a female president. Thank God.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.918860 del
>>918859
How many weeks after the inauguration will they wait before trying to impeach him for something? 2? 3?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.918861 del
>>918860
they might not be able to if they don't have the senate numbers


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.918862 del
Trump is leading in 8 of the 9 swing states. They're still refusing to call it.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.918863 del
>>918862
They haven't counted the truckloads of fake ballots yet.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.918864 del
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.918865 del
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.918866 del
Let me know when there's a part II:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BZy5r4dlgW0 [Embed]


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.918867 del
>>918865
I can still see the tedium in his eyes.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.918868 del
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>>918741
>>918742
>>918749
Lol. Agie brought her hotter replacement and the ZOG just turned my power back on and my ice cream is still hard in the freexer.
Survival IS victory, NEETs.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.918869 del
Total white boy victory


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.918870 del
>>918869
You need to wait another 12 hours or so. Remember what happened last time.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.918871 del
>>918870
In the bag.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.918872 del
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>>918860
the dems will decalre that the 2020 election was stolen, trump was really the president from 2021-2024, and is therefore not eligible for another term in 2025


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.918873 del
>>918872
or they'll mysteriously find another million votes in a truck at 4am


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.918874 del
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Elon doesn't react well to being threatened.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.918875 del
>>918874
I'll believe Elon when he reinstates Weev, Anglin, Sewell, Barry Stanton, etc


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.918876 del
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CHEERS FELLAS


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.918877 del
>>918876
last broadcast before it is sold?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.918878 del
Hi neets
Is catch up worth it?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.918879 del
>>918878
How long since last visit?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.918880 del


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.918881 del
>>918689
>disconected
How?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.918882 del
>>918693
Hot zone isnt a meme


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.918883 del
>>918865
Well memed.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.918884 del
>>918733
All your fingers are ring fingers


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.918885 del
giant snosage roll with salt for first dindins


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.918886 del
Aldi have a limited time only honey soy rice cracker that is very nice, and cheap


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.918887 del
>>918885
>with salt
I hope this is just a meme and not real.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.918888 del
>>918886
I will put it on my shopping list. Thank you.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.918889 del


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.918890 del
>>918749
I like this Pepe.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.918891 del
>>918876
are they all drinking brain force?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.918892 del
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>mfrn


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.918893 del
>>918752
>>918751
I had one the other day, it was pretty good
The eggs werent great, i think those maccas type microwaved ones were used. Nice sauce. Came with a hash brown and a bad coffee.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.918894 del
The picture shows that..


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.918895 del
>Kamala Harris cancelling plans to speak to her supporters


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.918896 del
We need to join the china/iran/russia alliance. India is the only other power in this region and fuck them.
Tip the axis.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.918899 del
>>918898
He should have gotten a rifle out of the car and shot that roo after that.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.918900 del
>>918899
The roo was just defending itself.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.918901 del
>>918900
Doesn't matter. You back your own pack to the hilt.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.918902 del
>>918901
That is not the correct mindset.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.918903 del
news.com.au has stated the donald has been elected potus


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.918904 del
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.918905 del
Patriots are in control


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.918906 del
Congratulations Donald.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.918907 del
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I am in extasy !


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.918908 del
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.918909 del
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.918910 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kKMHU5GqjWM [Embed]


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.918911 del
>>918892
100% AJ takes those supps he sells.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.918912 del
>>918911
He's doing TRT for sure.


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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.918914 del
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.918915 del
>>918815
What does that mean?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.918916 del
Trump is speaking

Turn on tv now !


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.918917 del
>>918898
Soft cock zoomers and millenials get pwnd by wildlife and I know its a zoomer because the guy is filming it on his phone.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.918918 del
>>918912
Whats that? Testosterone?


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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.918921 del
>>918918
Testosterone Replacement Therapy


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.918922 del
Golden age of america

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.918923 del
>>918916
I turned on the TV. Now I'm a normie, thanks a lot Nuro.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.918924 del
>>918921
Testosterone injections are actually pretty dangerous


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.918925 del
>>918922
He's not very articulate. Regan was brilliant.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.918926 del
>>918924
Could drum up more business for UMM PTY LTD


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.918927 del
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>>918925
Seeth faggot !
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.918928 del
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>>918927
You know the ZOG is gonna roll ol Trumpy's reign by crashing the economy and replacing cash with CBDC's, dont you?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.918929 del
>>918925
Remember Regan's last term where he was Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh and one of his minders was all "MR PRESIDENT! YOU'RE READING THE OLMYPIC RINGS!"


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.918930 del
>>918928
That's Greg-O Trump


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.918931 del
Fuc u
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.918932 del
>>918929
no i dont. Regan's actual speeches were honestly masterful. I'm listening to a boomer after several beers RN.


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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.918934 del
>>918898
Everyone thinks they are tough enough to fight a roo now. yea nah saw it on youtube


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.918935 del
>>918932
Don't forget they all have speech writers and Regan was an actor before he got into politics.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.918936 del
They only hold elections to trick Americans into accepting migrants.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.918937 del
>>918936
Apparently there was a last-ditch zerg rush on the mexican border in the past 24 hours.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.918938 del
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I hope we get more images liek this


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.918939 del
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>>918935
I just wish we could have a president that was a little bit inspiring. Everyone is just projecting onto Trump what they want to see.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.918940 del
>>918938
I don't like looking at that bloated thing tbh


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.918941 del
>>918938
I bet their relationship sours before the term is up.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.918942 del
>>918937
Biden is in office until January. They will let millions more in before Trump takes office.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.918943 del
>>918895
They don't want to listen to her anyway. Nobody ever did, if we're being honest.


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>>918892
It's been an honour posting with you on these historic occasions.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.918945 del
>>918939
Not all heroes wear capes.


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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.918947 del
>>918940
>>918941
You crack me up.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.918948 del
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This moofie looks good. It looked good when I wasnt old enough to watch it on VHS


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.918949 del


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.918950 del
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We won.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.918951 del
>>918950
Sacre bleu!


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.918952 del
>>918950
I saw one earlier today with Biden saying on the phone "tell Kamala it was me"


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.918953 del
>>918952
hahahaha


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.918954 del
Did all those tech billionaires change side to trump because they had access to the real opinion polls rather than the fake ones we get?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.918955 del
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.918956 del
>>918954
Possibly. There has been suggestion Jeff Bozo processed a shitton of audio before telling the paper he owned not to endorse the nigger bitch.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.918957 del
>>918955
What did you have for breggy?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.918958 del
>>918954
Yeah they absolutely saw it. I saw in reuters (can't find it now I think they edited the article) basically saying that big CEOs and investors saw an inevitable trump victory.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.918959 del
Also how fucked is ukraine?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.918960 del
>>918958
the stock market also goes up with a republican victory and takes a hit with a democrat victory
has in the past


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.918961 del
>>918957
French toast. With raw garlic.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.918962 del
>>918959
Totally I hope.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.918963 del
>>918961
Keeping the vampires at bay.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.918964 del
>>918948
Naked space vampires use haley's comet to attack the earth. I can see this is going to be pure quality.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.918965 del
Not going to be a comfy week.
Australian leftards will go feral


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.918966 del
>>918964
the CGI looks pretty basic


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.918967 del
>>918965
A few of them may have to put to sleep.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.918968 del
>>918954
Because they are losing market share in countries with big population with the current policies of the Biden administration.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.918969 del
>>918965
Going to do some solid coding for the next 48 hours.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.918970 del
>>918963
>>918964
Naked space vampires.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.918971 del


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.918972 del


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.918974 del
Wondering how likely trump is to make it through the next 4 years, if vance is gonna make a good president.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.918975 del
I reckon I could take Moo Deng in a fight


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.918976 del
possibly worst victory speech in history. mostly rambling.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.918977 del
Squirting. It’s run all over my asscheeks and is dripping off in random places


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.918978 del
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.918979 del
>>918976
He's had a big day.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.918980 del
>>918976
>>918977
I would like to believe these posts are related.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.918981 del
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How are neets celebrating the victory tonight? Mon's gonna stay on the wagon, r-right?


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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.918985 del
>>918981
Make sloppa great again


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.918984 del
>>918981
That was taken when he entertained the negro felon league after the superballs, wasn't it?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.918986 del
Fell asleep.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.918987 del
>>918879
This morning


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.918988 del
>celebrating a cia puppet show
Nah, think I'll pass


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.918989 del
>>918987
In that case, no.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.918990 del
>>918880
You were correct. Just caught up.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.918991 del
>>918988
>cia puppet show
umm that's called democracy sweaty


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.918992 del
>>918942
Sadly, biden probably doesn't even know he's president anymore.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.918993 del
>>918992
He and his missus wore red today lol


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.918994 del
>>918888
Nice get


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.918995 del
Had a snack pack with cheese, lamb and chicken to celebrate. Absolutely bloated now. Tomorrow I get my life in order, no more excuses, the us election marks a turning point in my life.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.918996 del
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Bit underwhelmed by today, but at least I got the sweeping done.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.918997 del
>>918996
Well done NEET.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.918998 del
>>918995
Sounds do-able.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.918999 del
>>918960
bitcoin just hit an all time high


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.919000 del
>>918996
Two bin day tomorrow


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.919001 del
>>918961
Someday I'm gonna have something healthy like that, might do it tomorrow


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.919002 del
>>918999
Bitcorns to the moon!


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.919003 del
>>918995
We have to do it. We have to Make Australia Great Again.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.919004 del
>>919003
>Australia
AUSNEETS


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.919005 del
>>918971
I knew you would appreciate them.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.919006 del
Bitcorn just went up to 75000


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.919007 del
>>919006
Buy high, sell low.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.919008 del
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.919009 del
>>919006
We should've anticipated this, and placed bets on bitcoin soaring. Could've made back webby's loss from yesterday, plus a lot more.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.919010 del
>>919009
>webby's loss from yesterday
Poor Bill will be suffering too.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.919011 del
>>919010
If I had placed the same money on the quinella and boxed the entire field, I'd have made about $3.5k. Might do that next year.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.919012 del
>>919006
stonks down, gold up, Crypto up. soon reverse


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.919013 del
I’m glad that Nuro got to have his moment after missing the hype in 2016 and trying to relive that for the past 8 years


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.919014 del
>>919013
A good post for the collage.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.919015 del
The golden age of America


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.919016 del
>>919014
Remember when he rocked up the day after BT did his thing after learning about the chans on Sunrise with his heroes Kochie and Mel?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.919017 del
>>919016
Its strange that you do.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.919018 del
>>919017
I was in a hotel room in Canberra killing time between convention happenings


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.919019 del
>>919018
>killing time between convention happenings
when Monaro stood you up


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.919020 del
>>919010
Webby should refuse to pay him until the house is fixed.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.919021 del
>>918974
He better make sniff cheap again


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.919022 del
>>919016
You need to collate and collage.

Live, laugh and collage.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.919023 del
>>919021
One we lift the sanctions on putin, russian oil will flow like an ice age ending flood, cheap premium for all.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.919024 del
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>919016
>Brenton Tarrant
Havent heard that name in a while


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.919025 del
need to go to bed before I order more food


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.919026 del
>>919025
Go on mate, you deserve a treat tonight. We should all go out and celebrate in style.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.919027 del
>>919017
I do worry that if nuro vanished completely somewhere else, iga would wither and die without his obsession. We might start making a few fake nuro posts, just to keep old iga alive and kicking a bit longer.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.919028 del
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.919029 del
>>919027
Do not fear that's were the collage comes in.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.919030 del
>>919027
This has already been happening for several years - the real nuro died back in 2021 of a codeine overdose, and we've just pretended to be him ever since.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.919031 del
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>>919027
Its absolute horseshit, i made literally (2) flag posts in good taste celebrating a HISTORIC EVENT and vindicating myself and trumps unfounded vilification over the years and the dumb ass faggot has to start right up again and start false flagging and shitting up the gen like a fucking retard as usual

His bullshit DSP application will get rejected and he will cry and protest and the JSP he has been literally abusing will send his arse straight into worst WFTD program on the coast at the VISY recycling plant at Nambour Dump.

6 months of hard labour do not pass go do not recieve any benefits KARMA IS A BITCH


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.919032 del
leftover chinese takeaway after a few celebrationary beers


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.919033 del
Vindicated 😅


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.919034 del
>>919032
>leftover chinese takeaway
The lemon chicken and special fried rice?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.919035 del
>>919026
I ended up getting a happy meal with a choggy shake on the couchbed


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.919036 del
>>919035
>a happy meal
Did it make you happy?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.919037 del
>>919036
Very briefly. Then the TV cut back to the female mechanic.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.919038 del
>>919035
with ubereats? Based!


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.919039 del
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>>919036
The day of the happy meal is finally here. We're all gonna get whatever we always wanted. Trust the plan.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.919040 del
>>919035
Brown hands delivery?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.919041 del
>>919040
Some ME terrorist


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.919042 del
>>912889
The edition was right.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.919043 del
6 days of NNN and I'm not even horndy


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.919044 del
>>919043
Chastity cage status?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.919045 del
Is now the perfect time to dump my saved NEETbux into some dhhf?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.919046 del
Infected taint piercing


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.919047 del


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.919048 del
The plan was trusted 😌


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.919049 del


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.919050 del


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.919051 del
Thai bussy


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.919053 del
I crawled into my anus


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.919054 del
>>919053
say hi to the other neets who are in there


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.919055 del
Is a mental health treatment plan where they lock you up?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.919056 del
>>919055
No it's like 5-10 free sessions authorised by a GP


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.919057 del
>>919056
just googled it, it's like a prescription to see a shrink. had no idea.
But it seems it's the shrink who locks people up, so why anyone would want to see one is beyond me


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.919058 del
>>919055
Could be


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 18:18 [Preview] No.919060 del
>>919031
We can only hope for the best.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.919061 del
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Good morning NEETs. I had bad dreams and bad sleep again. Up very early. Having a decaf.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 18:28 [Preview] No.919062 del
morning neets, not gonna get distracted by politics anymore


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 18:28 [Preview] No.919063 del
Hail Cruisey. Hail Victory.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 18:29 [Preview] No.919064 del
>>919062
Good morning.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.919065 del
>>919064
morning neet


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 18:43 [Preview] No.919066 del
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The ukreaine has cost the west trillions of dollars. We should divide it up with russia, sell off everything of value, get our money back.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.919067 del
‮Hi, I'm texting you from the other side of the planet, the text may be reversed because of the perspective.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.919068 del
>>919066
>The ukreaine has cost the west trillions of dollars.
Really? What happened with that money? Oh they spent it at Western companies? Huh.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.919069 del
>>919067
Lol, the reversed text sounds like an indonesian or a philipino


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.919070 del
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Also lol at
>NEET = TEEN


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 19:05 [Preview] No.919071 del
>>919055
Nah, that's a mental health order


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.919072 del
>>919068
Zalensky stole most of it and put it in offshore accounts and family property in foreign countries. He’ll flee the Ukraine soon.


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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.919074 del
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I hope you neets will be inspired by yesterday's events to get your lives in order. Move on up.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.919075 del
>>919073
I know the feelings of which she speaks 😔


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.919076 del
Raping


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 19:31 [Preview] No.919077 del


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 19:42 [Preview] No.919078 del
>>919059
I chortled at the "she said..." bit around the 45 second mark


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 19:44 [Preview] No.919079 del
>>919059
The BEST A chapter has their own twitter account now: https://xcancel.com/southaustralia_


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.919080 del
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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.919081 del
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Good Morning NEETs.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 19:47 [Preview] No.919082 del
Oxygen kills cancer


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 19:50 [Preview] No.919083 del
>>919082
So why do skin cancers exist? They're on the surface and exposed to oxygen.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.919084 del


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>>919081
Hi Nuro.
Are you supposed to put your brain force in your weet bix or coffee? asking for a mate.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.919086 del
>>919085
Inject it


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:06 [Preview] No.919087 del
Thomas Sewell just posted that the cops are arresting him


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:08 [Preview] No.919088 del
Moo deng da realist nigga oti


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.919089 del
>>919087
Not on twitter he didn't, and Joel Davis hasn't said anything.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.919090 del
Hope jd vance gets divorced and marries a nice white girl, the white house has already suffered too many poojie women.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:12 [Preview] No.919091 del
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>>919089
>Joel Davis hasn't said anything


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:15 [Preview] No.919092 del
>>919089
telegram


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:16 [Preview] No.919093 del
>>919092
I dont touch that.
Did he say what for?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:16 [Preview] No.919094 del
I'm gonna miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.919095 del
>>919093
WTF your on twitter but telegram is too spicy?
Twitter is military mind control.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.919096 del
>>919095
I don't have a twitter account either, just xcancel/nitter bookmarks


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:20 [Preview] No.919097 del
>>919096
The content is curated to steer your thoughts. There is no truth on twitter that matters. Get off fucking social


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:22 [Preview] No.919098 del
Apparrently there is a 9000 in November push up challenge. Thats 300 a day.
Day 27 NNN, I feel that my days have more definition and more color.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.919099 del
>>919094
Imagine siden' with biden at this late hour.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:30 [Preview] No.919100 del
>>919099
He basically got Trump in

You should thank him


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.919101 del
>>919097
>Get off fucking social
I just said I'm not on it.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.919102 del
>>919101
so how are you able to see content?
being a passive participant is exposure to those lies and psychosis just the same.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.919103 del
These right wing types always give advice to others that they don't take themselves.
They are online telling you not to eat seed oils, meanwhile they weigh 150kg and are addicted to all forms of slop.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.919104 del
>>919103
>150kg
I'm still in my bulking phase, building up muscle. You wouldn't believe the size of my leg muscles.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:51 [Preview] No.919105 del
Whether you like it or not X is now the information super highway


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:52 [Preview] No.919106 del
>>919105
yeah, the least censored of all the big social media platforms


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:54 [Preview] No.919107 del
When is elon going to let us upload hour long videos to X?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.919108 del
Also, gonna start calling twitter X, as a mark of respect to elon for helping win the 2024 election.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.919111 del
>>919105
but misinformation in key areas that matter to the ZOG


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.919112 del
>>919107
You already can ?

I watched a 1:45hr doco on their just a couple of days ago


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.919113 del
>>919112
You sure it wasn't an embedded youtube link?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.919115 del
Garn bakery, maybe get a jam donut, you neets want anything?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.919116 del


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.919117 del
>>919115
Cornish pasty and an apple turnover please.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.919118 del
>>919117
Just say pasty


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.919119 del
Good Morning NEETs


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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 21:17 [Preview] No.919121 del
>>919118
But that's not what I want.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.919122 del
>>919081
>>919086
>>919094
>>919100
>>919105
>>919112
>>919120

Why are you using Nuro's flag all of a sudden ? You know he will just change it.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.919123 del
It's not yours, I like it


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 21:44 [Preview] No.919126 del
>>919074
It's kind of like if you openly support Israel, your life gets better.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.919127 del
>>919126
But then your afterlife is a nightmare


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 21:50 [Preview] No.919128 del
>>919118
Fuck up cunt. They're not the same.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 21:52 [Preview] No.919129 del
>>919127
You're lucky it's so much of a headache to log in, you narcissistic cock muncher.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.919130 del
>>919129
Begone you annoying buzzing fly


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 22:35 [Preview] No.919133 del
WOE


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.919134 del
Bum scratch


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.919136 del
>>919126
would the jews have let the negress win if she had supported israel more?


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.919138 del
OK NEETS, TIME TO GET TO THE PRESIDENTIAL CHOPPAH! SEE YOU IN THE NEXT THREAD! RUN!


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.919139 del
>>919138
Based.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.919141 del
>>919136
She pandered to the palistinian supporters too much.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.919147 del
From the river to the sea.


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.919156 del
Fin


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.919157 del
BUM RASH


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 23:15 [Preview] No.919159 del
END


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.919162 del
BIG SWEATY IDIOT


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.919163 del
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