Weekend just getting started

>>924221
nuro-tier addiction

This edition is too gay, even by ausneets standards, I'm sitting this thread out.

>>924223
Oh no! What will we do without you?!

>>924223
There is no stigma any more.

I despise the cancer that is those google captcha things. They are so fucking gay compared to the ones that yandex and tiktok use.

I like the tiktok one that you slide and the picture rotates.

>>924228
Yeah, that one is nifty.

Bill has gone home.
I went to BWS.
Downloading a TV show with my tits out in the Cool Zone.

>>924230
Which show?

Having my last coffee of the day. Hopefully I can stay awake until 9pm or so.

>>924231
The Jackal S01E07.

I have mixed feelings about the show. The plot is generally good, apart from one glaring plot hole and the writers making the guy look incompetent occasionally. The big problem, as with all modern shows is the nigger woman taking up 50% of the show. She can't act and her character is a cunt.

>>924234
Empowered negresses ruin everything they are in. I remember that one in the Star Wars show a while back. Couldn't act at all.

>>924235
This is the bitch who had a bit part in the final Bond film and was touted as the next Bond for a while. No redeeming features whatsoever. Ugly face. Shaped like a watermelon. Can't act. And because of her acting and the writing, her character comes off as more evil than the fucking assassin they're chasing.

>>924233
My parents make me go to bed at 6:30pm

Thinking about how much I hate Catholics.

Drinking jack premix rn, feels good man

>>924239
You boong.

>>924239
cheers!

>>924241
The liquor store is this qt azn milf, I need to go back and hit on her. I hope she's single.

>>924230
Are you gonna bitch about "the good old days" during tonights moofie?

>>924238
They are subhumans.

🎵
Stick it in my bussy
I'm not really fussy
🎺

Watching Frieren.

>>924221
Please think ahead and buy twice as much. You know you will need it.
>>924222
Sod off you fucking wanker see >>923927
>>924225
Plenty of sigma tho :/
>>924227
Pro tip: a 4chan pass negates having to do any captcha on the entire internet.
>>924230
What’s your Bill score /10 for today ?
>>924233
Well planned. Orally ?
>>924239
>premix
Cringe
>>924242
That probably her second job to pay off smuggling the rest of her family here. If you apply yourself enough you can probably find her at the local tug shop. Still cringe BTW.

>>924247
>What’s your Bill score /10 for today ?
7

got some springies and beef satay on teh ways

>>924248
Fair enough. If you need to get stuff do it during the week. You should be at home shitposting in the cool zone while Bill is actually working with hands on tools. All this shopping and dining is costing you dearly in actually getting shit done.

>>924247
You drink the cheapest piss you can find you homeless boong. Don't get all high and mighty.

>>924249
The big fat springies or the thin ones?

>>924252
3 giant ones

>>924254
Dipping sauce?

>>924255
good springies need no such thing

Ok neets, Romper Stomper (1992), the story of neo-nazi skinheads battling vietnamese in melbourne's streets will be on in 1 hour: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

have any neets ever shaved their heads?

Hungry. Too lazy to go to the fridge to get a feed pack. Might just starve to death instead.

Being a boong

>>924221
All the neighbours are out. They dont care that they are in earshot of one another.

>>924227
All captcha are gay. The one here is the easiest.

>>924230
Have you got any soothing lotions?

Sudocrem in the folds

>>924251
>cheapest piss
That is clearly a goon sack retard. All my booze Is corked in a bottle. It’s only cheap because mighty Dan has my back. Actually drinking g vodka today so wrong again.

Also currently sharing a ciggie with young lass. Wining 🏆

>>924232
Still went home with tuna on his breath. Sisterbat will text bat about it.

>>924246
Whats that

>>924264
I can hear my neighbours talking about sending their kids to bed hungry so they can go buy some drugs with the dinner money.

>>924271
I think one is making a deal on the phone now. I can hear his thongs slapping as he wanders around the backyard. The other ones were talking about break ins. There's doof and whistles in the background and what sounds like someone fighting a dog. Galahs.

>>924272
woe, keep your doors locked neet.

>>924271
Phone it in to Police and tell them you’ll contact the media if they haven’t dispatched officers and child protection in an hour. That’s child abuse.

>>924260
I dunno if I can be present, I'll try.

>>924260
How old was Big Russ when he did this classic?

I'm engaged to elob busk, sorry

>>924268
Women who smoke menthols are sluts.

>>924279
At least a 50 kg less old than now.

>>924253
kek

>>924262
Sleep tight.

>>924275
Beautiful addition for the collage.

>>924281
> are sluts.
Two please.

>>924277
You'd probably like it

>>924282
He is a big star now. BIG.

>>924289
Executive?

Would the projectionist please return to the booth

Get in here neets, time to stomp some gooks with russ!: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>924291
Sorry, too busy gettin' sum

>>924293
Art supplies?

>>924294
$7 plonk.

>>924295
Fuel.

Look at all that filth on the wall and door. Gross.

Harry Potter and da prisoner of Shiban is on television shortly

Processing shed finally in order, on the same day a tree fell on it. Fucking gum trees why are they like this.

>>924304
Significant damage?

>>924304
>gum trees
Widowmaker

https://www.news.com.au/national/tourists-leg-amputated-in-dramatic-tasmanian-rescue/news-story/9c91572bd0f7b554a0429fc972d7a7c5
Cops just cut a nigga’s leg off.

>>924304
they shit themselves in heat waves and high winds

>>924307
lol

>>924308
me too

Romper Stomper was inspired by the real life exploits of a skinhead called andrew kirby, who has an extremely alpha physiognomy

>>924312
Tiffin?

>>924305
Busted tin, nothing a hammer and a wrench couldn't fix. Problem was mostly how to get the tree onto the ground without smashing anything or killing anyone. Still, we got wood

>>924306
This one was, hanging free on the shed. Even trying to winch it the bottom might have flown up, and there was no safe way to approach the base, nor to get on the roof which had just taken a structural hit and was bearing two ton of tree it wasn't designed to.

Always some tool who loses patience and wants to charge it. Steady hands prevailed

>>924314
Good luck NEET.

>>924308
Yea they do, and fucked if they don't live in the driest windiest place you could imagine. Bullshit trees. Hardwood with an awful grain, hard to saw, hard to work.

Burns great, which is great when the whole lot of it goes up at once. Fuck gum trees.

>>924317
yeah its shithouse hardwood unless you get select logs from old growth forest but its mostly only fit for pulp or burning.

>>924317
>gum trees
quite literally the arboreal jew

Might give up the image board life tomorrow neets.

>>924320
You can do it neet.

Literal downies are getting law degrees while you lazy mongs are lying around achieving nothing. What's your excuse?

>>924322
You would always have good grounds to appeal. "My lawyer was retarded!"

>>924276
The kids still have some meat left on their bones so I'll leave it for now, when the parents don't get their drugs they beat the kids with a whipper snipper

>>924322
They’re not even human. I could claim Sweetie has a law degree and it would carry the same weight.

>>924323
smart

>>924324
>they beat the kids with a whipper snipper
Are you being serious?

>>924327
Only when it's idling nothing too serious.

>>924328
Only gets serious when the Brushcutter blade goes on.

Saw a little possum in the tree outside. Waved to him. Bugger didn't wave back.

in what decade did white power music peak in popularity?

>>924330
Like little possum on the tree
The young pioneer so happy
The songs from his mouth
Surely won't never run out
lalala

Umm. I just had to use red for this.

>>924330
He knows about the chux.

>>924330
You scared him, they are very timid.

>>924218
Just got back from the club NEETs. What did i miss ?

>>924338
did you pick up?

Did something I shouldn't have.
JUST

>>924343
My stomach is bulgy and my thighs are that of a woman

>>924344
Maybe you are a woman and you're pregnant?!

Supposed to lose weight but christmas is right around the corner. For fucks sake. I cant help it if my family keeps baking shit and leaving it for me

>>924349
Boong it up for the next five weeks and then do better next year.

The AFP should investigate her parents

Going to try using a chainsaw as a woomera

https://redwingshoes.com.au/product/8085-iron-ranger-copper/
I'm thinking of copping these.

chocolate and chips GET

>>924341
what did you have?

Vile gas

Vile life. Not going to tolerate it anymore, going to clean up my act tomorrow.

>>924379
Several huge bowls of spaghetti bolognese. I cooked enough to last me a week but have already eaten half.

>>924382
I have some frozen feedpacks of pasta I want to eat, but I won't sleep if I do. Woe life.

Do weaboos really move to japan for work?

>>924342
Wasn't this fella in the moofie?

>>924377
Up there with
>make noise
https://efukt.com/21065_The_Creepiest_Motherfucker_in_Porn.html

>>924382
Your body needed it!

>>924385
Western wyte piggu roastie can't handle the heat

>>924390
🚀

>>924391
Handsome fella.

>>924394
That one reminds me of the moofie last night. All it can offer is its looks, psychosis and probably seizures.

Elong really is evil
>The results indicated significant positive effects of exposure to the program, aggregated across learning outcomes, and within each of the three outcome categories: cognitive outcomes, including literacy and numeracy; learning about the world, including health and safety knowledge; social reasoning and attitudes toward out-groups.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0193397313000026

>>924397
Hi Nuro. Tell us why you didnt come to the moofies with us.

gonna pull myself together today neets

gettin' sum

Where all the kennedys this based?

Bill is 20 minutes late. Glad I drank the last mondster in the fridge and got Dolans for breakfast without him.

>>924403
He's worn out, you worked him too hard yesterday.

>>924403
Bill is probably caught up in traffic. He is no doubt excited for today.

I hope Cow enjoyed his cooked breakfast of Bacon and Eggs.

got some freshly made pidser rolls from coles for breakky, soft and moist and delicious - they vary in quality from store to store, so the secret is to find a location that does good ones, and go there right when they're still on the baking racks and ask the cooks there to give you some

>>924407
Good advice NEET.

>>924381
Is kfc open?

>>924409
Depends on where you are.

>>924404
>>924405
Probably chasing down toney coney.

>>924410
2 more minutes

>>924406
I dont do his breakfast shift anymore.
The herders can do it.
One cooked him bacon and eggs.
I took him to the pub a couple of days ago.

Do we still have lead pipes in australia?

>>924414
Depends on where you are.

Need new social outlet

>>924407
Thats a nice breakky.

How will this help us sell cars?

Rewatching the history of the Peloponnesian war. Up to the Helespont bit. Getting hard.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_bgrNm7rdeo [Embed]

The Naked Lunch (1992) will be on womboflix tonight neets. The film is about...writer William S Burroughs getting fucked up on drugs, having hallucinations, and pretending he's at the centre of some sort of secret spy mission.
7pm AEDT

download link: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Naked.Lunch.1991.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.LT].mp4

>>924413
Beautiful. Good to hear he's still living his best life.

Don't order the salad.
>An Australian womanhas shared a “disgusting” find in a steak she ordered at a restaurant, with footage showing live maggots wriggling inside the meat.
>They chose to dine at Lone Star Rib House Penrith, where depending on the type ordered, a piece of steak can cost up to $65.
>She said she was also told the maggots came from the salad and not the steak.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/restaurants-bars/disgusting-aussies-gross-find-in-food/news-story/745d055fc41fcabf1a7ba5c160e1c458

Wish cruisey would milk me like a cow.

>>924421
Terrible timing after the Trump election.
Would be a good time to make ads with based boy lumberjack looking poofs with pedicures driving baja jeeps with blondes in bikinis. John Millencamp on the radio and smoking a cuban.
Considering how much these people pretend marketting is a career, you'd think they would be able to read it.

>>924408
>>924417
One major thing is that it's cheap - $3.50 for a pair of pidser rolls is good value these days, if you can find a place that does nice ones.

>>924425
>you'd think they would be able to read it.
Americans hate reading, especially subtitles.

>>924413
>I took him to the pub a couple of days ago.
literally crying right now

Scamander is not destined to hear from messengers coming to announce that all suffering and all these lives were sent to the abyss for an empty shift, for a Helen.

>>924428
I take him to a different one each time.

>>924429
Shirt* not shift. Lol
Euripides

Cruisey hates Weber.

>>924433
Let him hate, so long as he fears.

30 cans of hard solo arriving today
hopefully they last until tuesday

>>924416
Discord and reddit ate pretty good

>>924435
Sounds refreshing.

>>924425
https://www.scoutmotors.com/traveler

That would be VW new startup, they are turning those old scouts into electric ones.

>>924439
They do look good
Is it hybrid? One bit said 300miles, then one said gas 500miles range.

>>924441
They are electric with gas generator option, whatever that means.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UVjDPynEvY4 [Embed]

aren't hybrids all fucking terrible or something?

>>924443
Yes absolute shit driven by unscience idiot faggot retarts

Good Morning NEETs

erm there is an illegal thread in the catalogue...

>>924445
>illegal thread
We'll look into it, thanks.

>>924443
Depends on what you want out of the car and the car itself. Some are more for fuel efficiency, some can be for performance for the turbos and I would assume other parts around starting/stopping. But the battery would add weight.

>>924443
I think they're okay.

>>924447
Yes but because of the way hybrids work you have to constantly start and stop the engine, constantly discharge and recharge the battery.

>>924442
you guys can buy diesel v8 landcruisers, why would you even care about this gay vaporware. i will say it's a decent revival of the old international brands though

wanna start playing the arkham game series again

Stench

>>924444
Thanks Car Whizzy

>>924446
I made a global report like 1.5 hours ago

Went to Caffe Aqua with Bill for the $11.90 specials. He insisted on ordering and paying. I ended up with a chicken schnitzel despite twice telling him beef.

>>924450
you are literally gay if you dont want this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HtbywVZSlkI [Embed]

He also just bought two glasses of coke even though they had beers

>>924454
well damm.....

really love how if you close a video on this board the sound keeps playing and there's nothing you can do to stop it, fantastic feature!

>>924459
You can mute the tab in firedog

Asked for this >>>ccosa to be deleted weeks ago and they did nothing.

>>924459
Maybe you are too far back from the screen and it takes sound that litle bit longer to reach you.

Is there a single online shopping platform that still actually works?

>>924463
smart thinking neet

>>924463
kek

Can't even get basic search results.
SEOslop from jeets and these template Web pages of recycled content have ruined the internet.

>>924465
Illegal street vendors, Chinese phenomenon but spreading fast. They bribe authorities and pose as taxis or advertising billboards or whatever then sell fake sunglasses or whatever.

>>924468
Monk’s failure to show leadership in the IT space

>>924470
Keep his name out of your mouth.

>>924471
Suck my nuts

Watching scammers get caught out.

Decided I'd do 15 minutes of coding this morning soon as I woke up. Still haven't started.

Might berate one of you tomorrow.

>>924478
Please let it be me.

still suffering ptsd from how disappointing twisters was

Follow the yellow bix nood

>>924481
That looks like another horror moofie.

>>924481
Pepe for next thread sorted

Jars washed. Never want to see another jar again

>>924484
Till you have 300 unwashed jars?

Jars isn’t even the best drummer in Metallica.

300 unwashed neet penises

Imagine the smell.

Can't get my house cool. Might die from heat exhaustion. Need to find water.

Need to get ready for wage

>>924490
Oh another pub meal

>>924490
Hit the shower.

Tell me about the Port Road Witch.

>>924484
Well done.

Might start drinking orange juice in the morning, suspect I'm not getting enough vitamin c.

Some of you think you’re a Desiree potato but you’re really just a Russet.

>>924496
I'm a spunta.

>>924497
You’re a Pink Eye cross Purple Congo

>>924495
Have a whole piece of fruit, not a sugar juice.

>>924499
Don’t tell him what to do you bitch ass nigga

Thinking about the congo dongo.

@weber tried teh mango moscato?

Got dat dawg in me y'all here?

>>924495
Valencia oranges are in season, you could make your own.

Day drinking like a FAGGOT

>>924500
Based!

How much cheese to cracker? 🍘

Lights out and away we go.

We should go to a haunted place together?

Native Australian burial ground!

>>924504
>make your own
And I suppose you think I should get a job too?

>>924511
Yes 👍🏿

Uh oh

Lazy Sunday lads. Got some classy 2000’s euro house playing. Fresh ocean breeze blowing. Sipping champagne. Feeling rested.

>>924514
You listen to trance?

>>924485
Jars are gone, no longer my problem
>>924494
Thanks neet

Another 6kg of produce processed, the bottling line is all set up.

>>924515
Seems I don’t own many trance CDs I prefer Progressive trance yes, absolutely love breakbeat, not much of that genre is being made these days.

>tfw dubstep
lol

>>924517
A busy neet.

>>924514
Based.

>>924502
You know it, babe

>>924514
Suck my mum’s balls u poofta

FFS you watch one coding video on YouTube and it starts recommending female poojies pretending they know about Apollo 11 code and other assorted and equally ridiculous content.

>>924520
BASADO!
>>924522
Rude, uncalled for and mean spirited NEET.

Might paint my face and torso black and my arms and legs silver and pretend I’m a computer chip.

NEETs could probe me with their oscilloscope

>>924523
I wish the JEETs had some great firewall of the subcontinent like the chinks do. Their content is always awful and unhelpful. Normally I can just ctrl + w in a few milliseconds as soon as I hear a jeer voice but now most of the fuckers are redeeming with generative Ai text to speech to conceal the needful

>>924525
You can be a Bipolar LGBT

>>924526
anally?

That's not DSD !

>>924531
The only way to delete that board is by disabling that Toshiba !

Just rip ur cd's pleb

Imagine carrying around a cd playrr lmfao

The Naked Lunch (1992) in 1 hour neets

https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>924495
Limes are at the top of the citrus ladder, then lemons and then whole oranges. Orange juice is goyslop orchy.

>>924534
I wonder if we will be left alone because the board pest has run out of bandwidth ? We can only hope.

>>924535
Fucks sake. Have fun drinking a tall glass of lime juice :/

>>924514
How nice would it be listening to disco music at the beach.

>>924537
no you have it in a shot glass and gulp it down past the front part of your tongue.
sadly limes are two dollars each so i have them once a year.

>>924491
I had a steak sandwich.

>>924534
not going to attend this joke of a moofie.

>>924541
Because your clothed?

>>924541
We will miss you neet.

>>924536
I have had a couple of NBN outages, might have to complain.

>>924493
I've heard of her, but dont know about it.
Is she a tugger?

>>924543
binge watching Breaking Bad

Lots along there.

Was the title of Romper Stomper made to resemble Helter Skelter?

>>924548
Romper Stomper was a punk song. You couldnt get further away from a hippy cult.

And not just the sounding and the rhythm of the words but in the meaning, the implications.

>>924534
Can you keep it running after you leave. I wont be home in time.

Ok neets, projectionist neet is going to play some of the audiobook for The Naked Lunch before the movie starts, for those of you who want to experience some beatnik literature about drug addiction.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>924551
Sure

>>924549
>Romper Stomper was a punk song.
Where can I read about this?

>>924549
Plus punks do make satirical references.

>>924554
Download the soundtrack. I think they wrote it for the moofie tho but its supposed to be landser or some other authentic skinhead band. The locals took it on as part of the culture tho.

Doing a poo

>>924556
Skinhead culture comes from ska and reggae music. Jamaica was part of the commonwealth and had some free immigration thing in early 60s. Shaved heads on blacks originally meant that they were the slave blacks.

>>924556
Well then it was made by the creators of the movie which leads back to the original question. Did the movie's creators decided to make the title to resemble both in sounding, "wordplay", and the implication of chaos consciously.
>but its supposed to be landser or some other authentic skinhead band.
Nonsense.

>>924559
There were a few. I think GBH and DRI were skins.
DRI were degen boongs though

Get in here neets, it's movie time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

Dri are shitlibs

>>924562
🚀

>>924514
Very basado!

>>924521
(you)'re not Him

The moofie was very gay, the acting was poor, the production quality was very poor. Having no apparent plot doesn't qualify a film as art house.

>>924571
It's about bugs!

>>924559
Helter skelter means nothing to us aussies. like KKK means noting to aussies. I dont know what your getting at.

>>924571
Lol I told you it was shite.

Shitclit

>>924578
🌌

>>924578
is this meant to be some demoralisation ? most wagies are too hammered right now to think about and self employed ascended masters already have the day off

>>924572
Same as most of Stephen King ones.

>>924574
Its about going down a slippery dip.

Where's my NEETs at?

>>924585
Morbid obesity has got me like.

>>924586
>Morbid obesity
You are everywhere neet.

>>924585
Just cooked up two bacon, egg, tomato and cheese sandwiches with bbq sauce.

William Burroughs was also into occultism, would've been the perfect movie for nuro and cruisey to share some choof over.

>>924591
after dinner snack?

>>924591
>bbq sauce.
None on mine thank you. Too tangy.

Severely woed

>>924595
have some bbq sauce

>>924593
No, that was dinner.

>>924592
If only he did his part.

>>924596
he needs some chilli sauce to help perk him up.

>>924599
A fingerfull up his bum and he will win any race you enter him in.

>>924600
cruisey's secret plan to monetise cow revealed!

Udders chafed and swollen.

>>924602
You need some Cetaphil .

Watching live soad.

>>924604
I was their drummer for a brief period but they fired me for being too fat.

I am off to bed. Good night Chat.

bingeing on cheese, I have no shame anymore

I can hear mong yelling sounds from my neighbours

>>924608
Offer them cheese.

addicted to camomile, can't sleep without it anymore

Neighbour's were fighting again and ones just stormed back into his house to lube his cock up.

Pimple in the nose.

Want to buy land in Israel?

>>924613
I'll buy some of those subterranean rape tunnels.

Beautiful-mid chinkstrayan tiddy monster with soothing voice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=epEtLGEZVDo [Embed]

>>924615
I love women with australian accents

roo

>>924588
kek

>>924606
Sleep tight.

morning bros

>>924620
good morning

>>924622
🚀

ate 23 zooper doopers in 48 hours

>>924624
Handsome fella.

>>924625
Living your best life.

>>924391
Cute.

>>924394
Well cushioned.

>>924620
>>924621
Morning

>>924625
Zooper doopers are a gateway icy pole neet, please be careful.

>>924624
Bobbies.

>>924629
morning

>>924632
I also ate the box of 8 Paul's twin poles.

O God, my Creator and Sustainer, I dedicate this day to You. Use me as an instrument of Your love and grace. Help me to be a blessing to others and to reflect Your light in all that I do. May my life be a testimony to Your glory. In the name of Jesus, I pray. Amen.

>>924584
Enid Blyton's world died when Gen X grew up.

>>924637
RIP noddy

>>924636
Amen.

>>924638
goddamn golliwog niggers got him

>>924640
looks a bit suss

https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/townsville-shopkeepers-vile-outburst-at-israeli-tourists/news-story/e3b77e2b62d0f6b9f23aede71f464cf8
good on her
should have peeled their caps back with her spade

>>924646
mighty mcfuggin for breakkayie

mcfuggin was unusually good

lol just saw an white man's chink kids called "sewage noodles"

>>924650
Peak brekake hours

Got my one essential thing out of the way. Garn have a choof.

>>924653
You earned it.

Had a wank.

T and R sports (some dodgy retailer) is in liquidation. I saw some pictures of eebs that might be available for cheap.

>>924653
Thats not a brekky food.

>>924658
They'll probably have no warranty or ability to get refunded on dud ones.

>>924658
The auction will take place over less than 30 days at three warehouses in Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne. All items are brand new or display showroom models, with prices starting from $1.

“This is the shortest time frame Lloyds have ever had to liquidate this amount of goods so buyers can expect up to 80 per cent off RRP,” said Lee Hames, COO for Lloyds Auctions.

>>924650
Positive development

>>924662
just need the lawn doofus to show up between 9 and 9.30 as promised