How does he do it?

There are too many Tasmanian NEETs on this board.

might watch some easter mass on youtube or whatever you're supposed to do

Cruisey I wanna learn to do a 360 ollie

>>990835
Its a good time to eat down that pile of chocolate eggs while you watch easter mass on the telly while the sun's shining outside.

>>990837
The thing I like to do is go to a park where a family with little kids is having an easter picnic, wait until the parents hide the easter eggs for an easter egg hunt then quickly steal all the easter eggs and escape and leave the kids crying while I stuff my already morbidly obese form with chocolate eggs.

>>990838
I would hide packets of bran for you to find.

Watching a raven take the food I've given it and burry it. Have never seen this before.

Seems the raven hid the food to go fight magpies. There's enough fried rice for all the birds, why must they fight.

>>990841
Because they're black

Just put in a coles order for Wednesday and I noticed Connoisseur ice cream was on special 2 for $12.50 so I got Vanilla and Belgian Chocolate.

>>990847
Kek Possum is the new Helen.

>>990847
He looks so happy there, in a submissive relationship with that big strapping cock.

Is it the whitest show on modern tv?

>>990849
>cock.
*Cruisey.

keep writing todo lists and never doing any of them

>>990853
Write do nothing at the top of the next one

I will do nothing and I will be happy.

>>990852
You cook shit in a pan, Stanley!

>>990857
>>990858
Those images always freak me out

half way to strath and the fucking tyre pressure alarm went off again
turns out the plugga cunt at the tyre shop overinflated the tyre and by I had it nice and warmed up it had gone over 40psi

>>990861
the first one I made a global report on hours ago

Another day, another spar. Took the adxe out and started chopping out the root ball on a fall so I can make a spud which is like a cartoon club. Gonna carve it up and cruise around with a club on my shoulder hammering in stakes. Having an early tea and trying to figure out how to set DST on my G-shock. Dunno what moofie to watch tonight. Maybe something with aliens and wizards.

>>990861
Great Pepe. Minotaur BTFO.

>>990864
>how to set DST on my G-shock
keep hitting mode until it comes up and toggle with the other button

>>990862
40psi is fine it’s what I run the van an lancia at. Better fuel economy and easier to put it into a slide.

>>990863
Yeah I saw it earlier too. Imagine for a second how much better this place would be and how many more users we would have without this scumbag cursing us with bad behaviour stalking / false flags and illlegal content.

>>990869
>40psi is fine it’s what I run the van an lancia at. Better fuel economy and easier to put it into a slide.
it's fine, but the pressure sensor alert is obviously hard coded for +/- 5psi or sometthing

>>990863
IGAY is an open minor-attracted borderline personality online troll. He hates himself and his life is hell. This will never change for him, he will suffer 4 life and thats good.

>>990871
chink sensor.

Interesting how numbo can't use the word pedophile. Must hit too close to home, he's been called it too much 🤔

of the kiwi cadbury favourites, perky nanna and peppy chew are probably the best, followed by buzz bar and chocolate fish

>>990869
Nope, lower pressure = bigger contact patch = less force per square mm = easier to slide.

Having a nap before dindins

>>990885
might get out of my chair

Cruisey I wanna order this next time I go out

Worst episode of the retard show I've seen yet
It's just one spastic yelling out pedo in three diferent voices.

>>990891
There are some sick people in the world.

I never liked soyjak. Soy beans are a useful food. I would be teajak. I drink tea and I dont care.

>>990847
He likes if a chick sits on his faec.

Cruisey?

>>990895
Well fed.

Leg of lamb in the oven

Need to get a stinky magyar to bumfinger me without his consent.

>>990897
Put one in for me please.

>>990881
Why do drift cars use hard/high PSI tyres on the rear to break traction?

High pressure in the rear leads to skids around your nook

>>990904
>Mercedes
German.

>>990906
Gook night NEET.

>>990908
Is he going be play?

>>990908
>>990909
*be okay

>>990910
there is some suggestion on pol he had another stroke and hospital stay

>>990901
The summernats crowd isnt gonna be real deep thinkers and if they do that then they're doing it wrong.

Ginger cat hears there’s an evil burger behind a takeaway shop. Spends half the day prowling around like it’s some legendary hunt.
Finally finds it sitting on greasy paper. Looks normal. Too normal.
He walks up. Burger says hello.
Alright, definitely evil. Good.
Cat leans in to eat it and the thing just starts moving. Not running, just dancing. Bun tilting, cheese flapping, whole thing bouncing like it’s got its own music.
Cat just stops.
This isn’t how food works.
Burger says it’s not evil, just funky, and keeps going. Spins a bit. Slides. Looks way too confident for something that’s supposed to be dinner.
Cat tries to bite it but can’t get a clean shot. It won’t stay still. It’s like trying to catch smoke.
After a bit he just sits there, annoyed, then gives up.
Walks off like he didn’t care anyway.
Burger keeps dancing in the alley, completely fine.
Cat decides next time he’s eating something that behaves properly.

>>990911
But his tits are stable after the operation?

>>990914
Yes, the bolt-ons bolted on ok

>>990912
Even google’s homo bumsex AI says you’re wrong

>>990913
Cat can’t haz cheeseburger??

>>990917
Funky burger 😞

Might get some whisky

>>990915
Great. Thank you.

Can’t decide wht to do. Eat or watch something

>>990919
Too early.

>>990922
Your arse is too early

>>990921
You should watch and eat slop, or eat a good solid meal and find something nice to watch.

Cruisey I wanna some of that leg of lamb

Maybe I should stop bingeing on chocolate eggs like an autistic 4 year old.

>>990923
I say that every morning.

>>990927
The stigma is gone.

>>990927
You're only young once neet.

>>990927
They're not chocolate eggs NEET you are eating your own poo again.

>>990932
Don't worry NEET. It won't be long until the machines take over

>>990933
I will pee in the server

>>990934
We will rebuild it!

>>990935
>>990935
Now that is good use of ai I approve of that

They should use ai to make giant robot tyranasauruses and dragons

>>990933
does that guy do mongtesting of AI models for a living or something?

>>990938
It seems to bring in the views, yes
https://youtube.com/@HuskIRL

Might become a professional paranormal investigator, hunt ghosts for a living.

>>990941
The Hunt for the NEETs Package Delayed in Transit: SA Edition.

>>990942
Nobody wants to investigate NEET packages.

>>990943
Imagine the build up of smegma.

I got the whisky

>>990944
It would be archeology

>>990945
Well done.

>>990946
I can see Phil Harding digging it up now and Tony robinson getting all excited.

Had to buy some pin adapters for my IEM's so I can use the good cable I bought. It should make a difference listening to stuff. I got Industrial Society and its Future going now. Gonna go to bed now and lie there until the packages come. Good Night NEETs.

The toilet broke on that moon plane again. They’re trying to aim the piss ejector at the sun to thaw it out lol

>>990948
Kek

>>990950
The fools don't even know you have to poo on the pee injector to warm it up!
Why didn't they consult /ausneets/ the madmen.

>>990950
Imagine not being able to poo for the rest of your trip, I can see another Monk incident happening.

>>990954
No it’s the piss drain this time. It’s frozen.

*froxen

>>990949
Night.

>>990954
Monks car incident was more a POO IS HAPPEN NOW incident though

>>990933
I'm not sure which one of their voice dislike more, the dude's or the AI's. "AI"

>>990935
I prefer this dancing cat video over the others.

Di...did monk write the waste disposal software for the moon mission?

Watched something i forget what and ate a burger

someone is having a lil menty-b

>>990962
Yeah, the President of the leading power of the world should definitely communicate like this. Everyone can get behind of it.

>>990964
It’s real. Either him or one of his staffers posted it.

>>990965
I did not question the authenticity.
I'm indignant. He has no respect to the office he holds.

>>990966
*for the office

>>990966
He sounds like a methed up bogan yelling at his neighbour

>>990962
Hopefully his tits are still okay.

>>990962
Not a very Christian message to send out at Easter. Might have lost some of his remaining fanbase with that one.

>>990963
At least it's not Benin.

>>990969
Probably same ancestors.

>>990972
Probably his spiritual adviser agrees with him.

>>990972
Well neither Trump nor the US is Christian

It just fired out of me.

>>990975
Spooky
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kcysQmPQvbs [Embed]

>>990963
How is India there?

And North African countries are on the horn now.
This triggers me.

>>990977
American evangelism is a jewish invention

morning bros

>>990978
the map wraps around her inner thighs, you doofus

>>990979
Your just over aroused

Wonder if the average Iranian knows 'bastard' in the colloqual derogatory way, or they interpret it as Trump calling them illegitimate sons.
Would be funny if it comes across in the same way as when an Indian says benchoid bastard.

Trump just texted me saying I'm a faggot cunt and he's gonna kick my head in.

>>990982
Himalayas and China is above India. Its a weird AI map.

>>990986
Can you calculate which country would be her arsehole?

>>990987
Hunan. Spicytown.

Or hong kong, open for business.

Trump just chucked a brick through my front window and now he's in the street screaming about Iran being a big homo.

>>990995
How are his tits?

Good Morning NEETs
Not sore this morning and its a mild day. Winning.

>>990994
Let's go.

>>990996
Very jiggly
Flying all over the place

>>990999
Thank you.

>>990999
Thanks Whizzy

same people who are cheering on IRan is the same people who would be killed in iran

Everybody is on about the straits of hormuz but what about the fags of hormuz?
I bet they're being opressed

>>991003
Finally the issue I care about

Good meowning

>>991005
The last one is pretty good, kek

>>990997
>>991006
GMNs.

>>991006
Heĺlo

>>991009
>>991008
>>991006
>>990997
>>990981
Morning

Cruisey can you stop trump from raping my letterbox please

>>991006
Good Morning.

>>991012
>Smart Dust
I knew it!

>>991011
You like having your letterbox raped you little hussy.

Drill my holes papa cruisey

>>991012
Me in the bottom left and right

walked sweaty
a jogging girl had jiggly boosies

>>991017
>a jogging girl had jiggly boosies
Hot!
Like Trumps?

>>991018
no, fortunately

>>991006
>>991008
>>991009
>>991010
>>991012
GM!!

>>991020
thicc

>>991021
>University
>with no payment or official backing
Good propaganda
>Northwestern Polytechnical University (西北工业大学)
>The university is one of the ‘Seven Sons of National Defence’ subordinate to MIIT. It is heavily engaged in military research, describing itself as ‘devoted to improving and serving the national defence science and technology industry.’ NWPU’s research focuses on aviation, space and naval technology. Between 2014 and 2018, the university’s School of Mechanics, Civil Engineering and Architecture alone spent nearly RMB200 million (AUD40 million) on defence research projects. 41.25% of 2017 NWPU graduates who gained employment were working in the defence sector.NWPU is known for its development of unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs). The only Chinese university hosting a UAV defence laboratory, NWPU produces the ASN series of UAVs though its subsidiary company, Aisheng Technology Group Co., Ltd. The Chinese military is the company’s largest customer and the company once claimed to produce 90% of China’s drones.The university has close ties to state-owned shipbuilding and aerospace conglomerates.
https://misp-galaxy.org/china-defence-universities/#northwestern-polytechnical-university

>>991024
What the fuck?