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NEET General #974 - Consultorio Edition NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No. 997206
Have any of you NEETs ever brought up time travel to you doctor? How did they react?

Old thread: >>996129


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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.997213 del
>>997211
How does he do it?


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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.997215 del
>>997213
It keeps me awake at night.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.997216 del
>>997213
At least seems correct.

>>997214
Very stihlish.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.997217 del
Don't forget to buy your Mummybots a Mother's Day card in the coming week.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.997218 del
>>997217
Thank you.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.997219 del
mug of hot chocolate for dindins


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.997220 del
>>997217
Duno if I CBF, what day was it?


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.997221 del
>>997220
>what day was it?
Don't Chux it in to early.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.997223 del
>>997220
It's Sunday May 10


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.997228 del
>>997223
Yeah, Natsu Basho starts on May 10th.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.997231 del
>>997228
You do like your fat sweaty men


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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.997233 del
>>997228
Your Mother's Day is this Sunday!


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.997234 del
>>997233
He is focused on what is important!


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.997235 del
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Went up the bush to get some lollies and move some wood up there. Its a beautiful evening and I sat on the grass at home and had a big drink of lime water. Based day.


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>>997235
Give us a sherbie


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.997237 del
>>997235
>Its a beautiful evening and I sat on the grass at home and had a big drink of lime water.
Based.

One day I wish I could find the lollie garden.


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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.997242 del
Is HP on this weekend?


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.997243 del
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>>997231
>fat sweaty men fighting
fix'd


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.997244 del
>>997243
Is that actually in the rules/strategy, or was that an accident?
Also do any of these fat niggas hara-kiri if they lose?


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.997245 del
>>997242
Yes. Announce it soon.

>>997244
There are couple big no-nos (hairpull, hitting with fish, kicking above knee, crotchgrab), but otherwise they can do anything. Some stuff is frowned upon if frequently repeated. What Hakuho did there is legit move and he did a lots in his long career but he got reprimanded at least once when he did it in a chain.
No. No hara-kiri. I dunno when this happened last time.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.997246 del
>>997245
>hitting with fish
That too, also fist.


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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.997248 del
>>997246
Cruisey I wanna watch this


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.997249 del
>>997244
They're not even fat compared with me


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.997250 del
>>997246
As possum sensei told us, there is only one rule in the sumo ring - strike first strike hard no mercy. It is the basis of possum kai.


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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.997252 del
>>997249
Kayo is the type of neger whomst is easier to jump over than walk around.

>>997250
Kek.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.997253 del
>>997248
you can watch fat guys slapping each other and grunting on ausneets all day, it's basically what the board is about


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.997254 del
can one of you post, on the pinned thread on /baaa2/ just because i'm retarded


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.997255 del
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Streaming LA Confidential on May 2nd at 7pm AEST.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

We have seen this on Womboflix, so you know if you wanna watch it again or not. Or even if you watched it on Womboflix.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.997256 del
who ever done it thx, cross board interaction is fun at times, unless it was one of my locals, cheers


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.997258 del
>>997255
It's a good fillum


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.997259 del
>>997253
Thank you.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.997260 del
>>997255
Its a good moofie But I cant remember the plot. I kinda remember Mulholland falls. I live LA Noir


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.997261 del
>pulling a steaming tuna out of my wrestling nappy and hitting possum with it


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.997262 del
I didn't get sacked for the sickie. Shift tomorrow, goon bottle and a rum for tonight. Winning.
Doing some calculations, if I wanna start paying off the slapper, I'll have roughly $85 a week for 'fun money' if I assume spartan living with groceries and fuel etc. Estimated date of paying off the slapper is mid 2028. What is the point of living again? Like do I just go to work and come home and then drink wine on the computer until I die? I hate Indian people


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.997263 del
>>997262
>Shift tomorrow, goon bottle and a rum for tonight
ffs you nevere learn


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.997265 del
>>997262
remember when you paid off the slapper and we told you to cancel/destroy the card?


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.997266 del
>>997257
Aprreciate.
BUM THRASH
CUM SPLASH
THUMB RASH


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.997267 del
>>997266
too soon!


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.997268 del
>>997262
I hope you have fun at the wage tomorrow with your friends


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.997269 del
>>997264
Thank you.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.997270 del
>>997268
>fun
>wage
>friends
>implying
not him


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.997271 del
>>997267
Since I'm here might as well post instead of my own board.


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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.997273 del
>>997265
Yep aha


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>>997272
They've now banned nigger. Abbo still works.


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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.997276 del
>>997275
ADIDAS


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.997277 del
>>997262
Just default on the credit card. How much is it? Under five grand the banks dont even care and will give you a new one a year later.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.997278 del
>>997262
Use afterpay if you can


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.997279 del
>>997277
10 grand. I will get it manageable and then probably refinance or something
dont really care, just gonna live for my tax return for the rest of my life anyway
Can I withdraw my super based on financial hardship? Could get some good meff with that


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.997280 del
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Cruisey we need a etho update.
Send her this image. Tell her you made it for her.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.997281 del
>>997279
>Can I withdraw my super based on financial hardship? Could get some good meff with that
Monk? No!


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.997282 del
>>997279
Just switch banks. I dont think you have to pay that back but you cant get a loan with them for, like a short time. Banks dont always chase deadbeats.


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>>997262
>assume spartan living
Sure.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.997284 del
>>997282
They can always get more money printed from the central jews.


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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.997286 del
>>997285
He is a big fat liar.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.997287 del
Thinking about me and Pidge taking a stroll in the white house rose garden after it go too hot and stuffy in the ballroom. Finding a quiet sheltered nook.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.997288 del
>>997287
Pidge would just poo everywhere.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.997289 del
>>997285
the years have been kind to boogie


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.997290 del
Night.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.997291 del
>>997290
gn pidge


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.997292 del
>>997290
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.997293 del
Stuffing my face before bed time.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.997294 del
>>997293
You sleep best that way.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.997296 del
>>997293
Smart neet. You should also have a meal whenever you wake up. Helps you fall back asleep. Mastery of the inner directed insulin spike is peak neet feat.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.997298 del
>>997296
You are a good NEET. You words have been heard and have positive effects


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Lots of saved Olives today.


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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.997303 del
Bed time for this NEET. Good Night NEETs.



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