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NEET General #974 - Deleted Thread Edition NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No. 997306
The last thread got deleted with no warning. RIP to any of the NEETs who did not make it out in time and went down with it. Lost forever.

Old Thread: >>996129


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.997307 del
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I don't know what this was about. We are innocent NEETs.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.997308 del
Good game of footy tonight.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.997309 del
Sorry fellas. Site is getting attacked and I acted too hastily.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.997310 del
>>997309
We forgive you. You may have to pay compensation to the families of any lost NEETs.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.997311 del
>>997307
Why did you wipe off 2 threads off of my board?


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.997312 del
Rangeban me if you must, but apologize to my board. They dindu nuffin


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.997313 del
Too fat to function.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.997314 del
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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.997315 del
>>997314
No energy. Batteries drained. Tired all the time.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.997316 del
I learned my gunt was hanging out the bottom of my shirt today. I felt the cold touch of it bumping into something.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.997317 del
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>>997315
You should smile more


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.997318 del
>>997317
I don't even know how. I look like a terminator trying to infiltrate a resistance camp.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.997319 del
>>997318
Turn on the phone camera and do the option to flip it around to see you on the screen camera. Make sure you are smiling.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.997320 del
>>997319
I will need filters.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.997321 del
>>997320
Get a good one for your smile.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.997322 del
>>997321
I will put the dog ears and mouth on.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.997323 del
>>997322
Add a wink to complete the look


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.997324 del
>>997309
You should add some MonkAI in the back end the prevent these errors.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.997325 del
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One year unemployed today.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.997326 del
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>>997325
Happy anniversary NEET.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.997327 del
>>997325
I see that smile.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.997328 del
need to get back to sleep


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.997329 del
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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.997330 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.997331 del
Went to sleep after telling that NEET he lived in La La Land. Never got to see his response because of the itchy trigger finger nigga jannies.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.997332 del
>>997331
MonkAI would've protected the thread


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.997333 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Might fill in my dole form from two days ago.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.997334 del
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Friday and loving it


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.997335 del
>>997333
You deserve better treatment neet, have cruisey get you an ndis worker who will come to your house and fill out the forms and make fake job applications for you. Filling out a dole form for money is too much like work, and it is beneath a gentleman's dignity to work.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.997336 del
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>>997335
Cruisey will contract Monk to write slopcode to fill it in automatically when its due, just waiting for him to get it done.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.997337 del
Clipped the loose hairs out of my eyebrows. Feel much better.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.997338 del
Was doing rancid farts all around Woolies and my undies were damp and sticking up my crack. Raced home and am currently turning myself inside out while Motherbat puts the groceries away.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.997339 del
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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.997340 del
>>997338
Has the smell reached her?


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.997341 del
>https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/most-swiss-back-initiative-cap-population-10-million-poll-shows-2026-04-29/
The swiss voters are going to limit the country's population to 10 million, effectively banning immigration.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:05 [Preview] No.997342 del
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Well this was timely


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.997343 del
>>997341
since when did democracy set ZOG policy?


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.997344 del
>>997342
Have fun when the ZOG implants microchips up there


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.997345 del
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>>997342
Goodle AI knows your secrets and wants to sell you shit


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.997346 del
back on the grok, talking to it now more than i do humans


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.997347 del
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What games are now free?


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.997348 del
>>997344
Ask for ones with built in vibrators pressed against your prostate, they're very enjoyable I find.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.997349 del
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need to go out an buy some more junk food to continue my binge, but too fat to leave my chair


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.997350 del
harrumphing


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:20 [Preview] No.997351 del
>>997311
You all deserve banning


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.997352 del
>>997346
Chatgpt and claude are better than all the Dave's I could fit in a green bin.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.997353 del
Weberrrrr


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.997354 del
mon chirurgien est en prison à l’étranger pour tentative de coup d’état ??????


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.997355 del
>>997353
I think he is busy >>997350


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.997356 del
>>997344
>microchips
They won't be microchips, they will be old style valve transmitters.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.997357 del
>>997347
some shit nobody has ever heard of


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.997359 del
how the fuk the world run a trade deficit with itself?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.997360 del
>>997350
What has happened?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.997361 del
>>997360
The fuckhead postie "safely" "delivered" something, despite me clearly being away and the gate being locked. The something is part of Motherbat's Mother's Day present. It is apparently no longer possible to redirect a parcel that doesn't require a signature. They will "deliver if it is safe to do so".
Motherbat kept showing me this Liquorland coupon for Cooper's Larger for $14. The implication being she didn't want me to get a bottle of rum. Got the cans. They're only mid strength (1.2) and very dry as beer goes.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.997362 del
>>997361
Where will the postie have left the parcel?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.997363 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_eLq0v2TOSI [Embed]

Hooting


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.997364 del
>>997362
Probably in a basket on the gate, or just dropped it over the fence. Told Bill to go find it when time permits, but a bad home sort will probably beat him to it.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.997365 del
>>997361
It is not Motherbat's fault you made a poor liquor selection. Be kind to her please.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.997366 del
>>997365
It is her fault. She wanted to spend $14 instead of $50 plus coke-a-cola.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.997367 del
>>997361
>part of mothers day present
WTF did you get her? I hope it doesnt her to assemble it herself.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.997368 del
>>997367
I put together a set of Victorinox kitchen knives for her, with pink fibrox handles to match the little paring knife of theirs she got from Wohlers a few weeks back.
Today was a little serrated vegetable knife.
Got her a chef knife, a santoku knife, and a bread knife.
I'll buy or make a magnetic knife block after I consult her about it.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.997369 del
>>997368
If I tried to get mumsie something she would protest. Maybe I should get her something tho.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.997370 del
Noticed how dirty and vile my regular laundromat is. If they can't be bothered cleaning their floors I doubt they ever clean their machines. Might look around for other places to wash my bedding.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.997371 del
>>997359
It fell off that back of a truck


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.997372 del
>>997369
Dont ask.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.997373 del
>>997371
reddit says its because of traditional accounting discrepancies that they somehow cant factor into the accounts and not to worry.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.997374 del
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>>997359
We all know where that money's going neet.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.997375 del
>>997369
Yeah, Motherbat will carry on and also try and stop me paying for lonch.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.997376 del
wanna sleep


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.997377 del
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NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.997378 del
>>997373
>traditional accounting discrepancies
Lol


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.997379 del
might start listening to the Insane Clown Posse's entire ovure


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.997380 del
>>997379
>ovure
got me flummoxed


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.997381 del
Stopped out the front of Ridley Rd, even got out. Left my wallet in the car. They have a new indo thai, that needs a lesson in the hardships of manual labour, but some guy in a fancy bmw opened the rollerdoor and left.
Got some Weberboig. Now scoping out the house, worried its not a makeshift asian lizbef whorehouse and Ive been getting hard looking at some boomer retirees letterbox.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.997382 del
>>997381
>whorehouse
a hand's a hand mate, doesn't matter whether it's some asian uni student qt or elderly boomer grandmother - go in there and wave $50 around, see if she accepts


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.997383 del
>>997381
All you can do is knock on the door and ask.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.997384 del
He doesn't have time to collect Weber's mail, or deliver him a boig, but he has time to stake out an illegal brothel...


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.997385 del
tolt her to make me a warm milo


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.997387 del
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/SA/Elizabeth-South/Independent/Candy_T/

This one (Not Jasmine, shes like the madam) is there too.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.997388 del
couldn't perform in a house brothel
the other customers would hear me doing my internet catchphrases and grunting


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.997389 del
also me giggling and saying "cruisey come and have a look at this!"


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.997390 del
>>997389
Seeing your ovure would get me too flummoxed


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.997391 del
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Ate half a pizza. Was supposed to stop at a quarter.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.997392 del
>>997386
Phone the number. This loitering around for months on end is silly. Just do it.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.997393 del


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.997394 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ic7qpuJtHK4 [Embed]
199MPH (318KMPH) and 2.0-2.5Gs on some corners.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.997395 del
>>997394
nuro on his lunchbreak


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.997396 del
Might call cruisey's brothel and ask them if they do femdom.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.997397 del
calamari and garfish finishing banned on teh fleurorieueiu


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.997398 del
>>997397
Because of the algae?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.997399 del
>>997398
the mismanagement of, yes


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.997400 del
haven't done a single productive thing today, except pig out on pizza


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.997401 del
>>997400
You don't need to do anything more than enjoy a nice pixxa and browse the internets. That is okay.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.997402 del
cheexy garlic bread, lasagna, and tiramisu for dindins apparently


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.997403 del
>>997402
Sounds good. Green salad with that I hope.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.997404 del
>>997403
she asked if I wanted salad, but I said no
she got the next size up lasagna from last time, so salad would be too much anyway


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.997405 del
>>997404
She shouldn't of asked. She should have made you eat a bowl full before you got the lasagne.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.997406 del
They only offered me $10 a month off for 6 months if I don't cancel my NBN. Dogs.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.997407 del
>>997405
i throw on floor


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.997408 del
>>997352
MonkAI powered NDIS.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.997409 del
>>997353
I hope you pushed!


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.997410 del
>>997404
the cow the beef came from ate green grass or something vegetable, that should be enough


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.997411 del
>>997409
imagine the confused look on the ethnic's face everytime cruisey orgasms while crying "weeeebby!". She'll be like "Who's webby you cheater! Is she prettier than me!?"


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.997412 del
>>997411
I think they parted ways yesterday, which is why he posted about getting beam cans and having a cry


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.997413 del
>>997412
And now we know why.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.997414 del
cheexy garlic breada consoomed


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.997415 del
>>997412
Only boongs and fat wogs drink premix.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.997416 del
>>997415
mamma mia unna


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.997417 del
>>997329
Noticed.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.997418 del
Was someone deleting threads or something?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.997419 del
>>997418
itchy trigger finger niggas
water under the bridge now


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NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.997421 del
>>997363
I hear the fat in their voices.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.997422 del
>>997306
God I miss them


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.997423 del
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>>997363
I enjoyed this video earlier this afternoon. I did not think I would enjoy it that much


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.997424 del
>>997381
How is the Etho?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.997425 del


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.997426 del
>>997385
Good Milo?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.997427 del
>>997386
>>997387
There are some vile creatures on that site


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.997428 del
>>997391
Your body needed that extra bit


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.997429 del
>>997404
Wise decision


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.997430 del


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.997431 del
>>997423
Me too. I think I enjoyed it more because of the bear animations other than humans.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.997432 del
>>997426
She used too big a mug for the quantity of powder she put in. Provided feedback.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.997433 del
Lasagna has been consumed. Very good.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.997434 del
Going to pursue centrelink unlimited portability and a passport and see if i can go to thailand and check it out. not sure where i want to live


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.997435 del
>>997434
Government should strip citizenship from anybody who willingly stays in an asian country for more than 28 days.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.997436 del
>>997424
Fine, I think. Nothing new.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.997437 del
>>997435
Like hell I'm just going to get knelt on by the kikes. I am making a backup plan and I don't care what you think


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.997438 del
>>997432
Its to flavour the milk, not to scoop off the top.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.997439 del
>>997438
it was weak


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.997440 del
>>997437
The rest of the planet is much worse than here. A bit of freedom lost is worth the security and safety we have. Only moralfag libertarians with pie in the sky fantasies of the land of hushaby, where we all make daisy chains and home schopl all children, and barter grains for protein and infrastructure projects aren't real think otherwise.
There is nothing to compare it to other than fantasy. If you compare it to the real world, we are arguably the most qualified, successful, safe.. and free nation in the history of the planet
>inb4 norway gibs, singaporean free market or US gun rights
Even so, I prefer it here.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.997441 del
>>997433
How many portions was the tray?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.997442 del
>>997434
many lovely thai ladyboys in your future


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.997443 del
Cruisey it's a bargain!


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.997444 del
>>997440
At the moment for people who are doing well it seems like a high tier and preferable country but my gut tells me our country is the test bed for the NWO shit unless something drastically changes.

Government ID will soon be required to use the internet on almost every site. Supermarkets are surveilled by AI cameras and track everything we buy. NSA / ASIO & Five(13?) eyes track every microphone and camera ever and make 99% accurate cases on our minds and can predict most of our lives. Cost of living keeps rising. Government does not even reduce red tape for allowing new houses to be built let alone actually building them.
We are also heading toward social credit score system and zero privacy.
Kikes just made it illegal to say the word kike or any form of implied hatred in public
ASIO just got the power to arrest anyone with no reason and that person can't be silent in the interrogation and must not tell anyone that they were interrogated.
We still pay income tax that was only supposed to be for the war.


I would not call this a best case scenario. Most of these aren't implemented in Thailand and other countries. I do not want to be trapped. I am making an escape plan. I don't care if others judge me as non patriotic


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.997445 del
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went up the bush to carve a maul from this bole i took up there yesterday but after dimensioning it a bit with the adxe i decided it was too small to be useful so i put it aside and had a look at this bole next to the stump i work on and its about the right sixe and i dont need to carry anything in which would be a problem because the other boles I have from the stumpussy work are way far away and they are too heavy to move to the work sites i have already which take a lot of hassle to make and im gonna have to do something down the other site but i need the maul to hammer in stakes so its a chicken and egg situation unlike my pixxa which is sardines and jalapenos mostly


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.997446 del
Cruisey this is a good meme >>>/operate/30183


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.997447 del
>>997445
You need a closer stumussy.

Good pixxa.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.997448 del
>>997445
>sardines and jalapenos mostly
Sound good.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.997449 del
Had Thai food today for the first time and it was quite nice. Something shit happened and I had to play a game with friends to distract myself. I am drinking again which I promised myself I would never do


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.997450 del
>>997406
You should have used a more threatening tone. Passive agressive never works with goverment types.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.997451 del
>>997449
Full story now please


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.997453 del
>>997451
On Thai food experience or the Justing?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.997454 del
>>997453
Everything


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.997455 del
>>997454
Herder was getting Thai food for himself and I thought fuck it i'll try it. Got pad cre pai - chicken chilli basil because a mate swears it's his favourite meal. Just naturally got along with the youngish Thai woman and made small talk. She asked about my weaboo hoody and said she likes japan too. I said I have mates who go to thailand. She was happy to talk and a bit friendly.
Went to Dan's after to get my jim beams and thought maybe the woman who is always sweet to me is in there and i'll give her a compliment. Got my drinks and she closed her register before I got to it, then straight after I got through she opened her register again. I became certain she wanted to avoid talking to me even though she was sweet to me a dozen times before. I felt like she saw me as a violent guilty criminal or some sort of animal. It felt like the entire woman race had decided I was genetically unfit and unworthy to breathe air. I left in worse shape than brendan frasier after the alimony payments were secured.
Started drinking on the way home and just played a game to distract myself.
JUST


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.997456 del


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.997457 del
>>997455
Its time you left society and became a reclusive billionare crime fighter with a cave full of amazing military hardware and surveillance technology. You could start with stalking this checkout chick and plotting revenge.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.997458 del
(2.42 MB 678x480 happy-fathers-day.mp4)


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.997459 del
>>997455
>Started drinking on the way home and just played a game to distract myself.
You were wetting the whistle


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.997460 del
>>997458
Good shot.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.997461 del
>>997441
One tray = one portion.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.997462 del
>>997445
Nice pizza.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.997463 del
It's falls out of him like it does for that NEET.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.997464 del
>>997463
>that NEET


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.997465 del
>>997464
I can't imagine who it is


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.997466 del
>>997463
It looks like he has accepted his fate instead of fighting it.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.997467 del
>>997465
How does he do it?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.997468 del
>>997466
He is on the treadmill every day.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.997469 del
Cruisey I wanna portable wank cave


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.997470 del


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.997471 del
>>997468
It's those little seats doing things to his bowls.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.997472 del
>>997468
>>997471
He's a cheeky chortler


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.997473 del
>>997472
Cruisey could sign the whole lot of them up.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.997474 del
>>997472
>hello dave!
<hello!
kek


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.997475 del
>>997473
MonkAI could assist with pre-filling the forms, maximising NDIS payments each participant and schedule herders for them


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.997476 del
Do you think ChatGPT was gnomed?
>OpenAI tells ChatGPT models to stop talking about goblins
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y9wen5z8ro


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.997477 del
>>997473
Round the clock care.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.997478 del
>>997444
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.997479 del
Was hungover at teh wage this morn, it was absolutely falling out of me only half an hour into the shift; big breakfast meal from maccas, flat white, and 8mg of nicabates all hit at once. And I was watching hardcore milf anal porn on my phone too. Bit of a moment. Stay in school kids.
Having two goon bottles now. Work Sunday.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.997480 del
>>997479
You are doing well King (👑)


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.997481 del
>>997479
>hardcore milf anal porn on my phone too. Bit of a moment. Stay in school kids.
😹


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.997482 del
>>997479
I enjoyed the details. Thank you.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.997483 del
Waiting patiently for Qwen3.6-9B


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.997484 del
>>997479
Exemplary work, the new neets have much to learn


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.997485 del
>>997483
Is that some sex thing?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.997486 del
>>997479
How much school do I need to have your life, Monk?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.997487 del
>>997486
A diploma of computing will do you well


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.997488 del
>>997487
That sounds like Monk lite course. How do we get the full experience?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.997489 del
Cruisey I wanna see this cat again live


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.997490 del
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Going to bed. Probably go up the bush with the chainsaw tomorrow. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.997491 del
What can you cook with a measly quantity of pork?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.997492 del
>>997491
pig burgah


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.997493 del
>>997491
Render it, then put butter in the juice/oil and beat off heat to emulsify. Put something acidic in like lemon juice at the end.
On pasta.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.997494 del
>>997491
stirfry with plenty of veges etc.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.997495 del
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Healthy living from tomorrow onwards neets. I'm climbing out of this pit of failure.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.997496 del
>>997495
Better get up early tomorrow and go shopping for plenty of fruit and veges.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.997497 del
>>997495
There is no pit and there is no failure. They are just constructs in your mind.
You only need to change the way you think about your circumstances. There is nothing wrong with how you are living.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.997498 del
>tfw not in the face book group chat and miss out on all the best memes


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.997499 del
>>997497
It is not a pit, it is a pool, made for gravy. Manifest the nuggoes.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.997500 del
I have done the big fruit and veggie buy many times before. They just rot in the fridge.
I will never waste my money on them again. If they were good for you they would taste better. Your body knows.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.997501 del
>>997499
Exactly right.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.997502 del
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NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.997503 del
>>997500
I listen to the intuition of my body and follow exactly this logic. That's why I smoke meth and only eat macdonalds


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.997504 del
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Downloaded a dozen books on ninja. Tomorrow begins my journey towards my lifelong ambition of becoming a ninja grandmaster.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.997505 del
>>997504
I studied actual ninjutsu. A big part of it is meditation to clear your mind and always have the mentality of water, so your mentality always relaxes to a new high ground so to speak. i didn't get far enough to use smoke bombs or weapons :(


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.997506 del
>>997500
You need to become a daily shopper. Only buy what you will eat today.
And a box of weetbix, so you know you wont starve.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.997507 del
No captcha posting is great.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.997508 del
Enjoying the use of frog memes. Its a dying art.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.997509 del
>>997507
Remember to thank glorious BO
Because he can revoke it at any time...


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.997510 del
What a game of footy. I'm sweating from watching.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.997511 del
(49.64 MB 1904x1080 showdown finish.mp4)
The finish to the game. 50mb file.
Well done Brayden. Good boy.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.997512 del
>>997511
I AM COOKING TONIGHT


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.997513 del
Barely a high though, just a tap on the shoulder.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.997514 del
That is good footy.
I'm tingling.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.997515 del
>>997513
Raked him across the face. Lucky he didn't blind him.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.997516 del
>>997511
Serious lack of mullets. There's only a couple.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.997517 del
There was a couple of girls creeping around my garden with torches. I don't know what they were doing. There is nothing there to steal. They were focussed on the bushes, not points of entry to the house.
One had parked a scooter on the footpath, the other a BMX.
Maybe they were after flowers, but I didn't see them take any.
I chose not to confront them. They left on their own.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.997518 del
>>997516
The undercut is in now. A short shaved strip all around the outside.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.997519 del
trying to buy magic mushrooms


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.997520 del
>Bogan Intelligentsia


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.997521 del
>>997520
go smoke some paprika stinky gypsy


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.997523 del
>>997522
looks based. my monero purchase seems to have worked. just waiting for it and then put it into darkmatter market and actual purchase


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.997524 del
>>997517
Rare sighting of a girl poo.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.997525 del


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.997526 del
>>997514
>I'm tingling.
Hot!


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:58 [Preview] No.997527 del
awake too early, going back to sleep


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.997528 del
>>997507
One day I will be added back onto the list.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.997529 del
I'M THE FARTS ON TOAST MAN


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.997530 del
>>997529
Do you still butter it?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.997531 del
>>997530
yes and a sprinkle of castor sugar


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.997532 del


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.997534 del
gave sweetie some of my chiggen pattie when motherbat wasn't looknig


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.997535 del
>>997534
Give me some or I'll dob


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.997536 del
Strange weather out there


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.997537 del
>>997505
Thats a coincidence, I too am a ninja. How many other NEETs are ninjas?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.997538 del
>>997517
They chucked durgs into your yard to avoid getting done for them when the cops stopped them.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.997539 del
>>997523
Tell me how you did this. I too want to buy durgs on the darkweb.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.997540 del
>>997539
He just told you though.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.997541 del
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>>997539
Bad NEETs discussing durg deals again


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.997542 del
Took Sweetie for a walk. Needed the brolly several times.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.997543 del
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>>997537
There's a whole clan of us mentally disabled ndis ninjas


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.997544 del
>>997517
You should have brained them.
People might also be using your garden as a durg drop.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.997545 del
Cruisey I wanna go to the durg drop stop


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.997546 del
having a lemon tart for second breakfast


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.997547 del
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NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.997548 del
gonna have one good diet day today, then a sensible binge tomorrow. One step at a time.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.997549 del
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love this new slop meme


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.997558 del
?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.997560 del
.NET works but not .ORG for posting for me.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.997561 del
test


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.997564 del
Went for a drive to Port Elliot. Got a coffee at a coffee shop. There were five dogs by the front door who all wanted a pat. Got a mug of hot chocolate. Pretty gril smiled at me.
Went to Coles and Liquorland on the way back. Got a bottle of rum.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.997565 del


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.997567 del
Are the blank posts the spammer?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.997569 del
still struggling to drink coffee and get going


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.997571 del
>>997560
is this thing on?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.997575 del
(1.46 MB 480x852 1777639203878733.webm)


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.997577 del
>>997575
fake and gay


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.997579 del
Testing


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.997580 del
>>997564
A nice morning out.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.997584 del
>>997580
Quite. The hit from the first pint of rum and coke was nice.
Going to have ham sammich for lonch.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.997585 del
Having a poo


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.997587 del
Those jalapenos last night were yummy but fuggen hurt today.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.997588 del


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.997589 del
Bush time


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.997590 del
>>997585
Too early.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.997591 del
>>997589
Pack some lonch


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.997595 del
somebody fix thesee blank posts


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.997600 del
We need MonkAI


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.997601 del
>>997600
Can we hit him with a stick?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.997603 del
>>997564
Good outing for essential supplies.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.997604 del
>>997601
Monk can add that feature.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.997608 del
having a bag of snakes alive for being such a good boy


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.997611 del
trying to work out how to buy off dark matter. I got monero on a eigenwallet but the purchase button opens a DM with no instructions what to write to the seller


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.997612 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.997613 del
>>997611
aren't durgs just going to make you more of a dumb dumb?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.997614 del
>>997613
stoned ape theory


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.997615 del


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.997616 del
afternoon, still haven't done a single thing


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.997617 del
Wish I had a cat to be my friend
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jDZX7T-zq_k [Embed]


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.997618 del
sgarnon neetoes
Big tax for me. Big blew with the misso last night, full blown domestic. Gar'd the 24h thirsty camel. Got Qwen3.6-35B-A3B in an IQ2_M quant running on my RTX1060 (6GB RAM). Really impressed it works. Only 15tk/s but I'll take it. Having a frozen pixxa


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.997619 del
>>997536
what was it? love fruity weather me


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.997620 del
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Goonday NEETiepoos.

The Bureau of wrong forecasts is performing nominally. No showers,
Simply Marvelous. How we all doing ? Killing air at the shop lately. Lots of good work because of Middle East fuel woes. Big windy. Bigger swell. Everyone loving it. Garn burrito max in short while then smash the vinyls later. Kino weekend. Earned this MF.

HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEREREREAAAAAAHHHHHHW

ENDO COMMINIKINO


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.997621 del
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look at this honey. she's perfect
4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.997622 del
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>>997618
>Qwen3.6-35B-A3B
Ask what it thinks of niggers.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.997623 del
at the NEET commune, monk will setup our own intranet on 10gb fiber with direct access to monkAI and we can use it to order KFC


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.997624 del
>>997622
Is that the 1930 thing or whatever? I will try an uncensored version at some point.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.997625 del
>>997620
Based.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.997626 del
>>997623
>monkAI
It will answer once then call in sick and never be seen again.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.997627 del
>>997623
Beautiful 😢


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.997628 del
>>997624
Yeah it's here:
https://huggingface.co/spaces/multimodalart/talkie-1930

I don't know if that's going to run on a 6gb gpu, but monk will figure it out.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.997629 del
>>997626
<Task assessed as complete
I am not seeing a problem here.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.997630 del
>>997628
Cool model.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.997632 del
The taco tastes like ink


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.997633 del
>>997632
Squid taco?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.997636 del
>>997621
Handsome fella.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.997638 del
>>997631
>>997634
I see no images, curious


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.997639 del


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.997640 del


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.997641 del
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Trev test


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.997642 del
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NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.997643 del
I'm going to have gravy and rice for dinner tonight 😋


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.997644 del
>>997643
Motherbat wanted to make some of that hunny mussy Chiggen Tonight for dindins. Not looking forward to it.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.997645 del
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Streaming LA Confidential at 7pm AEST.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.997646 del
Here.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Gonna try to stream some american hobo, unless yt fails like last time.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.997647 del
It wörks! American hobo is on!


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.997648 del
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NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.997649 del
>>997644
I'm out of potatoes and can't afford any for a bit, not even going to think about buying meat. You're truly blessed to be able to eat some


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.997650 del
>>997648
Source?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.997651 del
>>997650
He took it on the jetty this morning


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.997652 del
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NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.997653 del
>>997647
I will be there around 18:00 PM in the evening.


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NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.997656 del
Proud to be an Australian


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NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.997658 del
>>997656
I just wish Australia wasn't effectively dead before I was born


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.997659 del
Decent, but not perfect. GLM-4.7-Flash uncensored does better but I need a server for that.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.997667 del
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>>997655
someone should remake aliens except instead of xenomorph have cockatoos


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.997669 del


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.997670 del
>>997659
How much power do you need to run it?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.997671 del
why would someone be trying to tell you they're way straighter than you and are willing to rape you to prove it?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.997672 del
>>997644
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5caGpN3mNOg [Embed]


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.997673 del
>>997671
A dominance rape is not gay. It only makes the victim gay.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.997674 del
>>997670
>will my computer run this gay rape story generating llm
...are you asking for a mate?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.997675 del
Sickie chucked, 6 pack aquazzied


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.997676 del
>>997675
oh you dumb cunt


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.997677 del
>>997676
Sunday shift, no biggie. Got rental inspections tomorrow bud


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.997678 del
>>997677
>no biggie
>third sickie in 2 weeks


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.997679 del
>no biggie
>third sickie in 2 DAYS
A true born neet.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.997680 del
>>997673
It's only gay if you enjoy it.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.997681 del
>>997678
>>997679
Please be patient with me at this time. I'm experiencing serious mental anguish at the possibility of going to work.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.997682 del
>>997675
Monk? No!


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.997683 del
It's not failure if you're fulfilling your destiny. Some of us were born to get DSP.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.997684 del
I just wanna smoke heroin with Cruisey and listen to Dusty Springfield. The cost of living prevents this kind of whimsical life event


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.997685 del
>>997591
went up the bush right up the top and chainsawed for two and a half hours and made 30 meters through this thicket before i hit my cutoff time and came back via the lolly cache and got my rubarb and custard sweets almost the last of the lollies so im gonna have to get some more somewhere so while i think about it i got a big plate of dinner and im gonna watch a moofie


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.997686 del
Why aren't there any good movies anymore?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.997687 del
>>997620
Leave the air alone, Nuro.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.997688 del
>>997686
That NEET ruined that hail mary moofie for me.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.997689 del
>>997686
They actually have to compete with attention from viewers turning to their phones when they get bored. This is why theres so many sex and action scenes


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.997690 del
>>997620
Beach looks windy.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.997691 del
>>997644
hows the honey chicken?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.997692 del
>>997675
Only a 6 pack? are you actually sick?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.997693 del
>>997686
Nuro stopped directing them


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.997694 del
>>997692
I bought 2xgoon bottles earlier. Might go back and get more. Hopefully the boys have changed shifts


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.997695 del
Movie is starting, GET IN HERE NEETS!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.997696 del
>>997694
Just tell 'em it's for your mate coming over.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.997697 del
>>997691
It was shit


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.997698 del
>>997685
What kind of sweets are you going to get next? 😋


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.997699 del
(2.13 MB 406x720 1777713083379846.webm)
Thinking about clussy again


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.997700 del
>>997699
Handsome fella.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.997701 del
>>997697
Prolly just needs some salt.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.997702 del
>>997701
It had very little taste. I don’t remember it being that flavourless in the early 90s.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.997703 del
>>997702
Exact same thing I found with the beef stroganoff in a jar, used to be really nice but the last time I got it, it was horrible, no doubt they put in cheaper ingredients and totally changed the flavour.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.997704 del
>>997702
You killed your taste with all that chilli you ate since the 90's


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.997705 del
Is the dopamine detox thing real neets and how the fuck do I do it?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.997706 del
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>Renault 5 has a baguette holder


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.997707 del
>>997705
It's not real. You're here forever. Every single person is terminally online.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.997708 del
>>997704
No, even Motherbat commented on how bland it was and she doesn’t even put salt on her plate


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.997709 del
>>997705
You need Dr Zog.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.997710 del
>>997709
We had a good doctor thread until some cunt called Marvin deleted it


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.997711 del
>>997707
❤️


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.997712 del
>>997709
Dr Zogbot is very busy these days.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.997713 del
Finally focused enough to start doing some coding, only to realise it's almost bed time


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.997714 del
>>997713
Do a few lines then go to bed.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.997715 del
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Something to look forward to tomorrow


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.997716 del
>>997715
I hope it puts a smile on your dial. It will for me.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.997717 del
>>997714
That’s not how the durgs work


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.997718 del
Misso is gone. How do I get meff delivered


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.997719 del
>>997718
Monk? No!


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.997720 del
Thanks for coming, fellas!


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.997721 del
>>997718
>Misso is gone
good, now you won't have to waste any sharing with her


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.997722 del
>>997718
Whores will deliver it but you gotta cashapp them the money for the meth and uber and then sex.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.997723 del
>>997720
Good Moofie. Love LA noir


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.997724 del
This beer is a waste of time. 5L, still nothing


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.997725 del
>>997720
Your moofie picks taste is improving shiban. Thankyou


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.997726 del
>>997724
You bought six long necks didnt you?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.997727 del
Found durgsman totally tangled in the soccer net, trying to dig a hole. Seems bad home neets had scared him into the net and stolen his skateboard. Poor durgsman, not his week. Found him on Monday with a broken trolley in the middle of nowhere. Durgswoman was rolling around on the ground half naked in the park, assume there's some connection there.

Don't do durgs neets.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.997728 del
>>997722
How do I line this up? I have no connections and I just wanna smoke shit, fark should I hit up the local pokie lounge smokers, thats where I got it years ago when I won


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.997729 del
>>997728
Meth is a really bad idea monk. You'll lose everything to those rocks. Your teeth, your mind. After a while it even deletes happiness and makes it impossible. Smoke weed instead


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.997730 del
>>997729
Honestly thats a lie. You can smoke meth and have a good time and then just go to work on Monday, no one ever tells you that. Smoking meth can be a normal part of your weekend. You can smoke ice and just be a normal working class person, plenty of people do it every week. The whole "do it once and you're addicted forever" is clearly bullshit, you obviously have to do any given durg multiple times to get addicted. Fuck normgroids and just puff shard cunt, who even cares? Whats the point of being a broke award wage loser if I'm not taking durgs? Just waking up and going to the warehouse day in day out? Line me up against the wall please I'd deserve it


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.997731 del
Don't do durgs you mongs.
>you can do this or that
Load of bollocks. All the human waste said the same.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.997732 del
>>997730
I'm not going to kink shame you about it. I just don't want to see you end up looking like the crackheads we see with no teeth. You can probably get it on darkmatter.market


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.997733 del
>>997718
>>997718
Real NEET hours?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.997734 del
>>997721
Thia is how he could save the relationship
Meff her up and eat her out


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.997735 del
>>997722
He should ask if they accept afterpay


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.997736 del
>>997730
If the crystals are yellow, youre dumb and fat


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.997737 del
>>997731
He should ask th a t other NEET that knows all about buying durgs on the internet how to get pure amp h etamines


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.997738 del
>>997732
Get some dmt and crush it up over your shard, then let it smoulder and whisp the toxic fumes. Do a few molly so you cant move when the gnomes try to eat your nipples and belly button.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.997739 del
No post neets


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.997740 del
Got givven a sandwich bag of choof. Probably half oz, but big and light. Bit stemmy but theyre big and easy to avoid, buds are killer. Nice outdoor with no chemicals, from breed seeds. Had too many, its a creeper. Think I had 4. Wage in 6 hrs.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.997741 del
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Grego being funny with his shopping list in his latest video.
He gave the green chicken curry nom box 9.8/10


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.997742 del
>>997740
>Got givven a sandwich bag
That had been on someone's knob for a bj.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.997743 del
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Those wrinkles are unreal.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.997744 del
>>997743
We are not used to seeing normal people on TV. We become accustomed to actors with botox treatments and make-up on.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.997745 del
>>997744
But we used to see normal people around us. And those wrinkles look like as if from Start Trek or Buffy. With his smooth heda above.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.997746 del
Might ask matey down the road if he’ll share some weed with me


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.997747 del
>>997728
You need to shift your priorities. It's time to find a good set of Venetians


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.997748 del
>>997730
I am going to miss you.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.997750 del
Think I preferred the board when Monk was absent.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.997751 del
>>997743
he has scalp tension because the muscles around the skull are pulling it tight, which is why he is bald. if he could relax those muscles his scalp would have the same wrinkles but you wouldn't be able to see them as he would have hair


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.997752 del
>>997722
how much does this all cost, can't imagine neets here have the means to be ordering sex and meth to their doors...


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:10 [Preview] No.997753 del
>>997752
Unless Monk is approved for a new slapper


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.997754 del
>>997750
He should've accepted the offer of rehab when it was available


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.997755 del
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NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.997756 del
>>997755
He was right, it was going to get worse over there.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.997757 del
>>997756
He needs to upload a vocaroo of him singing both anthems.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.997758 del
>>997757
And name is something whimsical like "Aus refugee application"


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.997759 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k [Embed]


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 21:02 [Preview] No.997760 del
Upset stomach. Woe


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 21:21 [Preview] No.997761 del
Jelly 4 brekakifast


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 21:22 [Preview] No.997762 del
>>997761
The port wine flavour?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.997763 del
>>997761
I had a peach mondster, two toast and vegemite, a cup of diced peaches in syrup, and a mug of engerlish breakfast tea


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.997764 del
>>997762
Green and yellow. Whatever flavour that was.

>>997763
Sounds lovely.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.997765 del
>>997764
>Sounds lovely.
She doesn't let me eat big breakfast on Sunday because she thinks I won't be able to eat all of my pub lonch.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 21:38 [Preview] No.997766 del
>>997765
>she thinks I won't be able to eat all of my pub lonch.
You might need to provide feedback, unless you are going to a buffet.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.997767 del
>>997766
It all stems from one meal years back when I had had a cooked breakfast with eggs and bacon and snosage and then the pub gave me a schnitzel that was like 1.2kg and I left a little bit. Nobody is serving up 1.2kg schnitzels in this economy.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.997768 del
>>997767
>cooked breakfast with eggs and bacon and snosage and then the pub gave me a schnitzel that was like 1.2kg
That was big feed. A clogger creator.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.997769 del
>>997768
i think the real cloggers come from vegetable diets because of the undigestible fibre


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.997770 del
Nuro have you seen this episode?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.997771 del
>>997769
Just eat pork and cheese and the natural oils help it glide out.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.997772 del
On first wage. Running slow.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.997773 del
>>997771
>the natural oils help it glide out.
Wise.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.997774 del
>>997772
Schedule in a Tug break.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.997775 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Slept in, no regrets


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.997777 del


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.997779 del
>>997777
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.997781 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xGaZBfJOyAc [Embed]


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.997782 del
took sweaty for a big walk
got caught in a downpour on the way home
fortunately she had her coat on and I had an umbrella


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.997783 del
>>997782
>fortunately she had her coat on
Very lucky.

>and I had an umbrella
A remember a video a while back talking about those devices with displeasure.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.997784 del
having a milo in the correct size cup
going to do a poo after that


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.997785 del
on the walk we decided we're just goinig to get lonch from jfc
i wll have schnitzel pack


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.997786 del
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>>997770
Nuro has ordered the new tote bag


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.997787 del
>>997786
Looks fabulous.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.997788 del
>>997784
Good she took that feedback on board.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.997789 del
Commenced 💩


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 23:17 [Preview] No.997790 del
>>997789
Update please when it reaches her


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.997792 del
>>997790
finished poo
she hasn't said anything


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.997793 del


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.997794 del
>>997792
Lucky.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.997795 del
Looks like a depressing day outside, might get some popcorn and ice cream and coke, and a watch a movie from when movies were actually good.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.997796 del
(2.59 MB 800x450 pepe music 2.gif)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2mfd9QlX0RE [Embed]


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.997797 del
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>>997752
That neet, monk, tends to hold a job for a about a week, spend his first paycheck on booze and and durgs and gambling, borrow money he can't repay, then wake up too hungover to go to work so he loses his job. He is a living embodiment of all the virtues we hold dearest. The best of us.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.997798 del
Second wage almost done. Looks like I have a gap. Not real keen on a tug though.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.997799 del
>>997798
Play the Rose & Crown pokes and steal Webber's parcel.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.997800 del
>>997786
Didnt AJ do his last show recently?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.997801 del
>>997797
toplel, based. my hangovers last 2 days and i somehow always make it to toil


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.997802 del
>>997800
Yes, now the Onion have taken over. Hence the faggot colours and the onion in 'Info'.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.997803 del
>>997802
Maybe AJ will start naming the jew now that he went indy only


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.997804 del
>>997803
you'd think he'd have done that in the couple of years after that insane judgement, but he still keeps talking about globalists
only truthful/factual thing he has ever said was "this is my last episode"


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.997805 del
Big poo about to happen


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.997806 del
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Garn woolies to get some neet treats, anyone want anything?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.997807 del
>>997806
Some mandarins please.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.997808 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HLzFO6iWm8k [Embed]


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.997810 del
>>997800
innacurate

www.alexjoneslive.com
www.alexjoneslive.com
www.alexjoneslive.com


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.997811 del
>>997808
suspect this guy is a ZOG fake opposition shill.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.997812 del
>>997810
I liked owen shroyer better TBQH


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.997813 del
Last nights dinner with brekky, somehow this means I have peas on my jammy toast.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.997814 del
>>997811
I've been a subscriber for a while now, and he seems to do a reasonable job of leaving the politics out of things. The videos on your rights dealing with police is both useful and disheartening.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.997815 del
>>997814
he has taken on the brs case but doesnt ever say that brs wont get a fair trial. He has commented on Dexi freeman but never said that Dexi obviously got assassinated. He pushes teh ZOG narrative but inserts just enough "dissident" talking points to keep desperate nooticers hooked. Just like AJ.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.997816 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.997817 del
>>997813
Interesting combination.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.997818 del
>>997812
i actually think Alex did Owen dirty, that was some peak schitzo shit. Although Jay Dyer is actually the best of them all


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.997819 del
>>997799
Put 50 in, 0 out. Been past several tuggers and pros. Didnt feel right. Got a chicken and mushroom pie and a coffee from st george. Good pie but she loaded it up with too much sauce and I apilled it everywhere.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.997821 del
>>997814
>your rights
Mine, mine, mine. Gay as fuck. Peasants dont demand.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.997822 del
>>997821
One world government for the peasants, Comfy control positions for the traitors.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.997823 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.997824 del
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>>997818
Zognald didnt pardon the Jan 6 patriots. Schroyer got a jail term for basically infowars standard operating procedure over that.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:05 [Preview] No.997825 del
>>997823
Is the next one rhombus?
Looks like Weber's gape


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.997826 del
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>>997819
The one slot you dont put your money into is on top of a piggy bank, Cruise dog.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.997827 del
>>997825
That's a bit advance


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.997828 del
>>997824
>patriots
Theyre dirty hippies, no different than the bra burners or abolitionists. History will see them for what they are. Uppity retards.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.997829 del
>>997826
I trust the banks. The old institutions will stand as these transient alternatives come and go.
Embrace tradition.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.997830 del
One nation united under Cruisey


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.997831 del
>>997830
You will all take turns being the mong or the herder.
You WILL care for one another. See past the divisions and learn your purpose.
Take the carrot and the rod at once. Every hour waged in the socialist salt mine will afford one (1) allocation of goon for the day, all exchanged in the government repository. All items will no longer be measured in weight, only in units of use. The unit portion size will be determined by federal state engineers and excess will no longer be available.
You need it.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.997832 del
>>997830
Entire country on ndis and dsp. A nation of mongs. Zero in, 100k a year out. Trust The System.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.997833 del
Might get my privates pierced.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.997834 del
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NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.997835 del
schnizzle pack consumed
was there before opening
girl inside was wearing lycra bike shortt things and when she reachd up to turn on the open fluro sign thing you could see she had a nice chumpy mons and dick hole
having a bottle of wine now


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.997836 del
>>997834
I'd blast them all out like buckshot


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.997837 del
>>997834
9mm for me please


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.997838 del
>>997831
I'd Dezi Freemong ur arse


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.997839 del
On teh cruisers and listening to creed outside


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:57 [Preview] No.997840 del
>>997821
Goy bootlicker


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.997841 del
>>997835
Nice, I had a can of baked beans.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.997842 del
>>997841
With toast?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.997843 del
>>997842
nah, just by themselves.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.997844 del
>>997843
Hobomaxxing


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.997845 del
>>997831
>>997832
Good times ahead 😢


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.997846 del
>>997833
I have a chain linked from my penis piercing to the anal beads in my anus so when my penis gets erect the beads get pulled out.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.997847 del
>>997840
Shabbos golem*
Get your antisemitism right.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.997848 del
I pierced my frenulum (? - the bit of skin that connects the foreskin to the knob.
Apparently, the original circumcisions were closer to that. There wasnt removal of the ring of skin. More of a cut there.
Pierced it with a safety pin then stretcjed it with a sewing needle so I could get the stud through.
Was very uncomfortable and blood anywhere near your dick is a bad feel.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.997849 del
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NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.997850 del
Started drawing a diagram of where I pierced. Then looked up and behind my head is a camera.
Caught me smirking at my dick drawing.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.997851 del
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NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.997852 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.997853 del
>>997848
>circumcisions


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.997854 del
>>997851
You will need cultural sensitivity training so you can better understand the diverse range of Jews. Bet you cant tell Sephardim from Mizrahim.
<hurr Maimonides is a Latvian, the sassoons are Ashkenaz, Hasidim rule the world
Its like you just pretend to hate Jews
>you cant be a real antisemite, unless youre a semite, goyim will never understand what has been passed down


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.997855 del
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>>997854
I'm not even the person you originally replied to. I just like posting kots.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.997856 del
might watch Michael Douglas in The Game again


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.997857 del
>>997851
thats not a real SS deaths head in the background


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.997858 del
>>997857
you don't even use the correct name lol


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.997859 del
>>997856
Possum wrote a book about picking up women, called The Game once.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.997860 del
Very bored, bad weather, YouTube is bad.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.997861 del
>>997854
Mental illness


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.997862 del
>>997860
I'm watching a good youtube


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.997863 del
4 cruisers down having roast chook in bag with taco seasoning and beans and salsa mixed together


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.997864 del
>>997861
The truth does not become more true by virtue of the fact that the entire world agrees with it, nor less so even if the whole world disagrees with it.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.997865 del
>>997863
Are these the 2.0 stanndo Cruiser cans or the little glass bottles made for homosexuals and women?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.997866 del
>>997864
Certain truths are so obvious that, for this very reason, they are neither seen nor recognized by ordinary people.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.997867 del
>>997866
Chosen people aren't normal people.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.997868 del
>>997865
Women, homosexuals and 15 year olds


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.997869 del
Successfully epoxied Mr Owl's new ice cream bucket beak onto his face. Will mask his face off and spray paint it black again. The first attempt with superglue melted the paint off.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.997870 del
>>997868
Fatherbot was already wanting me to contribute to the beer money by 15


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.997871 del
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Jesus fuck there was a black spider in my pants. Danced around slapping myself trying to get pants off.
Fuck you black spider, fuck you.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.997872 del
>>997871
Just a babby black house spider.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.997873 del
>>997860
awful when you're on the tins and youtube isn't giving you kino iktfw


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.997874 del
>>997872
Well we'll see how you like it when one gets into your pants


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.997875 del
>>997873
sloptube


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.997876 del
>>997871
More than likely there is a nest of them somewhere in the house.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.997877 del
>>997874
When I was working at Roxby as a young man, I was drying myself off after a shower and spotted a female redback on my shoulder blade. Danced around and shidded a bit.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.997878 del
>>997873
Which part of Engerland are you from, bongNEET?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.997879 del
>>997875
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tQG5jBBGn2Q [Embed] watching this currently, pretty decent frontpage pull. also it makes me seethe that the recomendations down the side of a video you are watching, aren't related to that video anymore


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.997880 del
>>997878
home counties just outside london but i am on a proxy and surprised to have this flag (i am toothpaste)


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.997881 del
binged out...caramel slices, multiple coconut and mango ice creams, popcorn, pesto on bread...I never learn


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.997882 del
There's a bunch of them around but usually I leave them alone, on closer inspection this one tried to build a nest in my pants.

For context, I had no jocks on.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.997883 del
Nuro, can you get me a Skyway and/or Mongoose hat and tshirt in 7XL?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.997885 del
>>997882
You sexy little minx, I'd have crawled into your pants too.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.997886 del
>>997885
I'd have had a little nibble on his neetstick


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.997887 del
>>997829
Bullshit. If some punter set up a bank with whores for tellers and pokies machines for ATM's you would transfer your money there.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.997889 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.997890 del
>>997864
You're a pseud


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.997891 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.997892 del
We need to increase land clearing


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.997893 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.997894 del
Ive just seen "Mercury Double" at IGA. 10% alcohol. Could be the new daily driver


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.997895 del
>>997892
Tiffo is working as fast as he can to deforest Tasmania.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.997896 del
>>997894
They actually taste a bit crap and the can is only 250ml.
Get the Strongbow Hard (blue can). 4x2.4 standos for $18 at BWS usually.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.997897 del
>>997895
Tiffin is an amateur logger and his chainsaw is a little pee pee compared to the big boy's saws.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.997898 del
>>997897
Want to go over there for a bit and do some logging with him. Maybe we can jerry rig a slab cutting thingo and mak some planks. Maybe build a time lapse cabin and make bank on JewTube.
Examine each other's knoife collections while we exchange boiled lollies.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.997901 del
wish I owed a flammenwerfer and knew where IGA holed up


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.997902 del
I hope he dies soon


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.997903 del
>>997898
Tiffin is against cutting slabs and dimesioning logs because of the noise, fearing discovery. He restricts himself to bare necessity chainsawing trails and felling spars. He will use axe and adxe over a fucking great big chainsaw thats too heavy to carry long distances anyway.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.997905 del
>>997877
I dont know of this chapter. Go on.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.997906 del
>>997890
I am a learned scholar. Did you look up who wrote that?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.997907 del
>>997887
So would you. Thats a good model.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.997908 del
NEW MODEL


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.997909 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.997910 del
Getting macdonalds


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.997911 del
>>997910
I'll have a Demon Hunter chicken nugget meal please


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.997912 del
>>997908
i prefer the younger engine one


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.997913 del
>>997910
Grab me some chips please with vinegar.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.997914 del
>>997903
Tiffins chainsaw skills will come in handy when the day of reckoning comes to pass and we need to dispose of piles of traitorous Communist bodies.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.997915 del
Heavy rains. Strong winds.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.997916 del
>>997915
Hide under the table.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.997917 del
>>997871
They all need to die.
Daddy long legs are the 9nly okay ones.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.997918 del
It's raining Weber.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.997919 del
>>997892
National parks are a scam.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.997920 del
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>>997915
Weather report has been saying “showers increasing” all god dam week and besides for the rare cloud with 30 seconds of spit the weather has been absolutely glorious.

My mate recently won 1600 at the pokies within 5 minutes of putting 20 bucks in. He instant proceeded to buy a bag of coke and head to the brothel. He was just heading back doing an ocean drive on his super sport moto and drove straight into that one breatho that is always always at the top of Alex heads. Lost his liocense for time. I am currently getting his EEB in top order as it’s his main form of transport now. Turbo levo, new chain cluster pads tires fulll shock service. Just taking it for a shakedown.

EASY COME EASY GO


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.997921 del
>>997915
adelaide?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.997922 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.997923 del
>>997911
you have hash brown one cos you a faggy twat


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.997924 del
>>997920
Based.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.997925 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.997927 del
>>997922
>>997924
BASADO!

>>997925
No HGR does not do BMX. Do not ask me why.

Funny story I saw like 80 year old senior cunt decked out in full Fluro 80s race gear elbows and knee pads the whole deal on some chrome piece of historical BMX bullshit. Fucking grandad looked like a fagot fool. Tha was 6 months ago and I am still cringing.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.997928 del
>>997920
How the fuck you not run fork boots and butter the hell out of them in the salt air of the coast? Hunh? How!?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.997929 del
>>997920
Did he share the bag of coke with you or give it to the hooker and then the cop?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.997930 del
Might listen to the audio book version of Carroll Quigley's None Dare Call It Conspiracy and he better not diss any Nazis or its tab closed.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.997931 del
>>997751
So the norwooding fellas need to relax their head muscles.

>>997755
Hungarian, Székely, EU anthems.
But that twitter account looks fun.

>>997898
>slab cutting thingo and mak some planks
This dude has cool stuff, and here's a related:
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=8qz64ELkxdA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8qz64ELkxdA [Embed]

>>997903
He can carry everything.

>>997908
>bigabiga power
>gutaguta quality
But gutaguta price?

>>997909
Fun.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.997932 del
>>997920
We need some rains here. They predict rain in 4-5 days for a over a month now, and nothing.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.997933 del
>>997931
he could probably carry that log too, it being birch or some other softwood.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.997934 del
Web browsers need to give you a right-click option to translate a time into your local time the same way they let you translate a foreign language.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.997935 del
>>997927
>Do not ask me why.
Why?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.997936 del
>>997934
MonkAI is going to be delayed but I think it could do it.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.997937 del
Had a wet shave. Very sandalwood and shea butter areas. Cut the top off of a mole and had to put some liquid styptic on it. Came back to two (You)'s from the Big Fella. Blessed.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.997938 del
>>997931
he bitches about his saw making fine dust but uses full comp chain. Also I think his new chainsaw was a high compression one which sounds like it would give more trouble.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.997939 del
>>997931
chortling at the scooter with the plank either side


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.997940 del
>>997935
He asked you not to say that.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.997941 del
somebody has her bunnings hoodie on


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.997942 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.997943 del
>>997941
The most stylish doggo in town.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.997944 del
Cruisey I wanna a bunnings hoodie


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.997945 del
Cruisey I also wanna post without Captcha


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.997946 del
Keep thinking about this asian chick i knew in uni and wondering whether I ever had a chance with her then.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.997947 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.997948 del
>>997946
You would have ended up married with 10 kids and divorced after babby number 11.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.997949 del
>>997948
Do you think he'll have more kids?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.997950 del
>>997947
Thank you Cruisey


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.997951 del
>>997950
you are my most importantest mong :)


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.997952 del
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This chaisaw has fuel injection


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.997953 del
>>997952
Husqvarnas are considered good around here.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.997954 del
>>997951
❤️


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.997955 del
>>997949
At least another six or seven.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.997956 del
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Find I feel all meh and low energy unless I've had plenty of fruit and vegetables in the past 8 hours. Don't know whether the dependency is because I'm getting older and need vitamins more. Or maybe I've been like this my whole life and just haven't noticed. The problem with being a mentally disabled mong is that you're never sure how many levels of mong you're operating on.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.997957 del
>>997956
Anon, literally no one feels great eating high sugar foods or processed slop full of additives to make it taste great. You shouldnt even eat meat and expect to feel fantastic afterwards. Wholefoods and stuff that isnt wheat will help your body to function as opposed to goyslop and meat that will rob you of life.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.997958 del
>>997953
Not the battery ones tho. They are for fags and women.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.997959 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.997960 del
>>997959
Well spotted


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.997961 del
>>997957
FILTHY VEGAN SPOTTED
EAT MEAT YOU RETARDED FAGGOT
you need time out


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.997962 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.997963 del
Gone 🛏️


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.997964 del
>>997961
That escalated quickly.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.997965 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.997966 del
Mega burger feast and 10 wicked wings down the hatch


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.997967 del
>>997966
Yummo.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.997968 del
>>997966
I hope you saved a couple of wings for me.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.997969 del
some of the NEETs are a bit scabby


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.997970 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.997971 del
>>997969
Weber’s head in particular.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.997972 del
>>997966
I hope you wash that down with a meatlovers pizza and a box of chicken nuggets. It's time vegan neet understands he's come to the wrong neighbourhood.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.997973 del
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The NEETs demand free KFC everyday, damn those vegetable NEETs


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.997974 del
>>997973
Thanks Sam.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.997975 del
>>997973
is potato and gravy a vegetable?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.997976 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.997977 del
meat


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.997978 del
>>997975
neither


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.997979 del
Monk what is the recovery plan upwards from here?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.997980 del
>>997979
He will need to ask someone at the pokies lounge for one.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.997981 del
might get kfc. i don't know


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.997982 del
Cruisey it's spraying out of me.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.997983 del
i am a moderator on like 20 other boards somehow


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.997984 del
>>997983
Lucky bugger. Ignore all the others. Your attention is needed here.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.997985 del
>>997981
Get the wicked wings.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.997986 del
>>997981
you should


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.997987 del
>>997980
Some meth will help him counter the effects of too much goon. Then he can take whatever's left on the credit card and gamble it at the casino, with his gambling skills he should soon have enough for rent and groceries. Then it's time for the monk ai tech startup.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.997988 del
>>997987
He is showing all the signs of being on the brink of becoming a big success.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.997989 del
>>997987
>Then it's time for the monk ai tech startup.
🙏


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.997990 del
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>>997987
Sir will be there to provide support.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.997991 del
>>997983
Yes. The result of the attack the other day when I manged to delete a bunch of threads. The attacker created over 100 boards and used the Ownership transfer option to give them to some registered users (including me). Those boards got deleted, but we also botched that up so the reference remained at the users.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.997992 del
>>997990
Level 1 support before you get to Monk for the more complex work.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.997993 del
>>997991
can you please tell odilli to keep mods in the thread when they delete something


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.997994 del
>>997993
Keep mods in the thread?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.997995 del
>>997994
when i delete something it redirects me to the catalogue or index instead of staying on the thread


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.997996 del
>>997995
>to index
Ah, I know what you mean.
>catalog
Never happened to me.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.997997 del
>>997996
It's one of them anyway. It would be nice if there was a settings option or another button - delete and stay on page or something


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.997998 del
Maxi popcorn chiggen
6 wigged wings
Chips x 2
Crrunch zingy twisty
Can bepis
Bottle bepis


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.997999 del
>>997995
>>997996
Happens to me as well, very annoying.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.998000 del
>>997998
A very nice feed.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.998001 del
Still can't believe we had a post from a vegan. Makes me feel all violated.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.998002 del
>>997998
Yes please.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.998003 del
Had one last ice cream before the diet day starts tomorrow. It was one ice cream too many. Feel bloated.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.998004 del
>>998002
Putting some in the fridge as usual


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.998005 del
>>998003
You should finish off whatever is left so you won't be tempted tomorrow.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.998006 del
>>998004
Just leave it in my place at the table please. I will heat it up when I get home.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.998007 del
Big cheexe sandwich before bedtime.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.998008 del
>>998007
If the goal is producing fat.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.998009 del
Going to bed. Expecting to wake up fatter. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.998010 del
>>998007
I sometimes have a banana cut in two with peanut butter in between, no bread.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.998011 del
>>998009
Good night NEET.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.998012 del
Boston is in Massachusetts. It all makes sense now


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.998014 del
>>998012
Boston Texas


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.998015 del
May teh 4th be wit u


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.998016 del
working on my book again


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.998017 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.998018 del
>>998016
A NEET memoir?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.998019 del
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NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.998020 del
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NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.998021 del
>>998018
*grimoire


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.998022 del
>>998021
Magical properties of garlic bread.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.998023 del
Bloody demented dog wanting to go outside and stargaze in the rain


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.998024 del
>>998023
The rain makes everything smell more intensely. It's like a crackhead wants to play video games or whatever they do


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.998025 del
>>998023
Lovely. Very relaxing to watch them and share their joy.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.998027 del
>>998015
❤️


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.998028 del
>>998023
Your dog was learning from the best, Cruisey.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.998029 del
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Harrumph


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.998030 del


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NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.998032 del
>>998031
Breakfast issue?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:01 [Preview] No.998033 del
>>998029
That kot has a nice smile.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.998034 del
>>998032
Sweetie barged into my room twice, wanting to go outside. The second time was at 3.30am and I was getting up at 4.15am to drive home.
I have to go to the newsagent, Woolworths, the post office, IKEA, and Bill's.
It's also Bill's 50th today.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.998035 del
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NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.998036 del
>>998034
I hope you give Bill a firm handshake.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.998037 del
It's spraying out of me.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.998038 del
>>998036
He's get a text message that simply says "Happy Birthday". Going to make Sisterbot cut my hair.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.998039 del
>>998038
You're a lucky NEET.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.998040 del
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>>998038
What style of haircut are you going for?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.998041 del
>>998040
JFMSU, naturally


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.998042 del
>>998041
Don't underestimate a good bowl cut


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.998043 del
Jelly for breakfast and maybe for lunch. Dr Zogbot was able to book me in for an arse check.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.998044 del
>>998043
The neets could have given your arse the once over.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:36 [Preview] No.998045 del
>>998044
I wanna eat but no solid food permitted. I am thinking of bringing a cheeky small can of Pringles to the hospital post-arse review.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.998046 del
>thinking about the IKEA girl's grippy


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 22:14 [Preview] No.998047 del
>>998046
To get the gril you should record something like this


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.998048 del
>>998047
Can't I just bonk her on the head with one of their frying pans and drag her into one of the bedroom settings?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.998049 del
>>998048
No it's about the technique and execution.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.998050 del
>>998048
She'll want u so bad


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.998051 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Why am I an NEET and still feel mondays like a wagie?


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.998052 del
>>998051
GMN.

There was a good three panel image of a NEET unemployed, 12 months later and 12+ months later.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.998053 del
>>998051
Deep down you still want to be a wagie.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.998054 del
>>998053
Yearns for the cage


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 23:00 [Preview] No.998055 del
>>997998
>Can bepis
>Bottle bepis
That would have been $10 just for that


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.998056 del
>>998034
Get him a walking stick and a prostate screening.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.998057 del
I got Q 8chan cola from Coles


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.998058 del
>>998057
Will turn your frogs gay


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.998059 del
>>998045
Hope all goes well.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.998060 del
gm bros, new plan for today


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.998061 del
>>998059
Thank you.


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.998062 del


NEET 05/03/2026 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.998063 del
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>>998052
What confinement and idleness will do to a man.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.998064 del
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>>998053
Maybe I used to be but now after my hobby of DYOR and redpills I think it would be a waste my time.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.998065 del
fucken 9 bucks for a mother's day card


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.998066 del
>>998065
fug, for a piece of cardboard.


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NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.998068 del
>>998067
I hope it's a nice one.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:17 [Preview] No.998069 del
>>998068
I was quiet proud of myself tbh


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:26 [Preview] No.998070 del
>>997835
Voilà! In view, a vast, voluminous voluptuous vulva, cast vicariously as a vaulting vagina by the vicissitudes of volume.
This ventricose vessel is a vestige of a vaporous vortex, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation stands vivified. The only verdict is vastness; a vendetta held as a votive. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:41 [Preview] No.998071 del
If keeps spraying out of me.

The last medicated liquid I drank is going to do something but I do wonder how much is left.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.998072 del
>>998070
vi veri
veniversum
vi vis vici


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:50 [Preview] No.998073 del
lol imagine being ten steps ahead of ZOG mind control and not owning a smartphone like I dont.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.998074 del
>>998071
You will be known as Empty NEET


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.998075 del
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Had a go with this just now. Its going to be a pain in the arse for impatient knife NEETs but I thing its okay. I can fix the pyriamid on the stone with a rubber band and go really slowly and it should give me a lasting edge. The angle I want doesnt have a big face and it can wobble a bit when you get the angle right. Its no biggie, its a lot better than nothing. Might have a go with the cheexe knife in a bit.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.998076 del
>>998073
It's crazy what goes on at home for some


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.998077 del
>>998075
It'll truly give you the edge NEET.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.998078 del
>>998075
A wedge that stuck to the knife blade with a flat that glided over the stone would be an easier way to do what they're trying to do I reckon. Not all knifes are magnetic though, obviously.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.998079 del
>>998074
I will be.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.998080 del
>>998075
Also get a piece of roo leather for stropping


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.998081 del
>>998076
Why do I get the impression at least one of those uprights is structural?


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.998082 del
>>998081
The builders, the men, just like using extra materials to make it look cool. The house will be fine according to her.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.998083 del
Sisterbot is too busy to see me today, so I will do IKEA and her place tomorrow.
Doing a poo.
Will put my trackies on and have a rum next.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.998084 del
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>>998083
>Will put my trackies on and have a rum next.
Fancy neet. I just drink in my underwear.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.998085 del
>>998084
It's too cold and wet for that. No cumdies under the trackies though.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.998086 del
>>998085
>No cumdies under the trackies though.
Dangerous. They saved me this morning.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.998087 del
>>998086
Oh I wouldn't leave the house like that. These are just my piss and shid and blood and cum trackies.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.998088 del
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>>998087
>These are just my piss and shid and blood and cum trackies.


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NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.998090 del
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NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.998092 del
>>998075
I dont have a strop but I will try some things i have here like 600 grit sandpaper.

>>998078
I like the pyramid, its simple and half the knives I have are hollow ground so no flat reference plane.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.998093 del
>>998092
The back of a leather belt will also work. Just don't slice through the one holding your pants up.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.998094 del
>>998093
inaccurate, you need the rubbing compound to get the wire edge off


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.998095 del
>>998094
look at what a strop is made from, ol dirty ass i'll just use sandpaper retard


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.998096 del
>>998095
>retard
We don't sign our posts here mr retard


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.998097 del
>>998095
you can make a strop with anything that will hold rubbing compound which is grit in wax. Imagine missing the point of stropping.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.998098 del
>>998097
>rubbing compound
We dont sign our names here


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.998099 del
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NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.998101 del
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>Browsing the ausneets dating profiles for the hotdaddy gay bdsm neet dating app monk just finished vibe coding for us.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.998102 del
>>998101
That's a screenshot from a Strategic Simulations' Advanced Dungeons & Dragons goldbox game.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.998103 del
Champions of Krynn was the best one, FWIW.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.998104 del
Half you retards hadn't even been born yet.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.998105 del
>>998103
Was that a MUD?


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.998106 del
>>998105
I'm not doing your homework for you, buddy.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.998107 del
>>998106
You dont even do your own homework, thats why your a NEET.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.998108 del
might attend my 30 year high school reunion just to make everybody super uncomfortable


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.998109 del
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>Literally failed dozens of uni and tafe courses by never handing in any homework


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.998110 del
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NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.998111 del
>>998108
20 year pretty soon for me. would never dream of attending and revealing that i haven't matured in 2 decades


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.998112 del


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.998113 del


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.998114 del
Tones is coming back.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.998115 del
>>998105

It's from a youtube video, some autist has decompiled the original game and started adding new features to it

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UeSX_x4aeIs [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.998116 del
>>998114
He's gonna fix the problem from the inside, proctologist style.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.998118 del
>>998116
It just sprayed out of me. I am going to see the proctologist soon.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.998119 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lSro0mCgvpU [Embed]
Cruisey I want to go on Countdown, you retard


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.998120 del
>>998118
Motherbat had to get a colonoscopy and an endoscopy at the same time and asked the specialist to wash the camera between jobs.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.998121 del
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Gayfternoon Goonheads and fellas of obtuse circumference. You boy Nuro is in the house available for consultation for a limited time only ! While stocks last !

Bumped into some new tenants in the complex next door who do catering. The gave me a box of like 25 sliders mini (beef and bacon burger) been chomping on them all gay and night. Score. Taking it easy today feeling pretty drained. Managed to haul my ass to Noosa. Eye candy everywhere cool breeze blowing. Did a cheeky beach run on the EEB and for the first time in 5years some lifesaver told me it was illegal to ride between the flags as it is a public thouroghfare . I was actually just rolling through at 10k/hr. I am
Calling bullshit on this one. Some cunt was power tripping. Anyways.

YEEEEEEEEEERRAAAAAAAAAH BOI

endo non communicato


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.998122 del
>>997928
MYB Fork boots have not been a thing for 30 years grandpa, get with the times…


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.998123 del
>>998121
Why don't you do BMXs?


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.998124 del
>>998122
having scratched numerous stanchions i miss rubber fork boots. don't know why they went away tbh. btw u can fix stanchion scratches by sanding them with emery cloth then filling the scratch with nail polish


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.998125 del
>>998121
Based.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.998126 del
>>998120
lol

Seen by the nurse. Next stop bed and arse review.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.998127 del
>>998121
You are feeling drained because of the excess of processed meat you were gobbling. Try a lentil burger and some fresh veggies for some real nutrition.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.998128 del
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>>998126
Close your eyes and think of Tone.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.998129 del
Lentil burgahs aren't real.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:01 [Preview] No.998130 del
>>998124
Just get two (2) BMXs, a 26" for cruising and a 20" for flatland and stunts in the bowl.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.998131 del
Karen from Max semi surprised me with a phone call, mostly asking about how I was finding the weather and to reassure me my UBI was ticking along with low maintainance. Sounds like she is WFH from the small talk and I think that soon she will open up to me a bit more now that she's not so stressed. Gonna start fantasizing about our life together, her and me in an off grid cottage with chickens and flower beds and farm animals and shit.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.998132 del
>>998129
only a fagoot would eat a lntil burgeer


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.998133 del
>>998131
Sounds wonderful neet, I hope you two will be very happy together.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.998134 del
>>998121
Do you think you are getting more business from the fuel price inflation? I worry about your income stream, knowing your expensive taste in goysop, durgs and electronics.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.998135 del
>>998117
Don't think most of us are going to make it to our late 40s. The neet lifestyle is a demanding one.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.998136 del
>>998134
he's on dead boss guy's widow's salary


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.998137 del
>>998135
wttf did bo delete


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NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.998139 del
>>998137
I guess you can't best the zest


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.998140 del
gonna chuck it in and get petrol


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.998141 del
>>998139
I've had the page open the whole time, just too pissed to remember what that post was or whether I made it


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>>998140
boong neet! no!


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.998143 del
>>998128
Soon. Waiting in a bed now.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.998144 del
>>998131
Karen is kind to you.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.998145 del
>>998140
Chux it well NEET.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.998146 del
>>998143
Good luck NEET. Keep us posted please.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.998147 del
Everytime on anna's archive I search for rpg books with the name 'dungeon' and 'fantasy' in the title I am assailed by search results full of gay erotica written by women.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.998148 del
>>998035
That is not blini.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.998149 del
>>998147
That's an average Drizzt novel.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.998150 del
>>998142
I have one of those petrol containers, they are really good. I have to fill it up tho, mine is empty.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.998151 del
>>998144
I filled in the online survey she sent me. I didnt want to embarrass her so I didnt put in my true feelings, just general comps.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.998152 del
>>998146
Awake. Awaiting to see the doctor. So far so good based on what I heard.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.998153 del
>>998152
Excellent. Everything is fine NEET. You have the best arse.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.998154 del
>>998153
❤️


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.998155 del
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Learning ninjutsu from youtube videos. Soon I will be unstoppable.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.998156 del
>>998155
Trust the plan.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.998157 del
>>998155
Soon, NEET.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.998158 del
I am on way home Cruisey.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.998159 del
No farts so far


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.998160 del
>>998159
Good. Those can give you away while sneaking through the hallways of a wooden castle with paperwalls.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.998161 del
>>998159
They pumped you full of argon gas


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.998162 del
>>998160
I wanna fartmaxx

>>998161
Why haven't I farted? I was told that I wouldn't stay awake they first brought me out of recovery lol


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.998163 del
Also getting Dolans for second dinner. Sandwiched were first (chicken, beef, ham and egg). Quarters.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.998164 del
>>998162
Your bowels got blown up like a baloon and the nerves think you are still full of gas. The gas has all gone and the feeling persists. Get some painkillers and the feeling to fart, which is kind of pain, should go away.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.998165 del
>>998164
Thanks Dr Zogbot.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.998166 del
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NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.998167 del
>>998166
So thats where they get cottage cheese from.


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NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.998169 del
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>>998123
I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK WHY WE DONT DO BMX

>>998124
fork boots were from the dark ages where all stanchions were 20mm steel legs coated in nickel and chromium that just fucking sucked in dimensions and metalugy

these days we have 38mm aluminum legs with some space age hard anodising and teflon impregnation. Still tho nothing is going to stop you from being a numpty and scratching them up. I have a good mate up at Noosa who bought a brand new 2025 Analogue stumpjumoer and lent it to some cousin or some shit who was visiting Noosa. This fucking numpty dropped the Bike in the middle of a rock garden and fucking gashed some brand new FOX team 38s all up. Didnt say a word and left the next day.... 1800 forks on a brand new bike ruined. >>998124 anyhoes regardles they look gay. Nurio has spokino.

>>998125
ACESADO !

>>998127
I am feeling Drained because of those god damn LIVER STROKES

>>998128
thank you for the spoiler

>>998130
Throughout all the year of being balls deep in this cycling hobby, nothing has made cringe harder than adults that ride and colllect vintage Bicycle Moto Xross. Gives me the Ick.

>>998132
i cant fault that logic

>>998134
>fuel price
>just ride dude
Except the fuel prices are being kept artificially low and i have had like 20 people say the same thing to me the last week. Spoiler alert! cunts got no money to even fix a spare tube deez days.... its fucking grim.

>>998155
13/11 pepe. getting strong TMNT vibes from that one.

>>998156
>>998157
Exactly three fiddy more weeks.

>>998166
fucks sake i am trying to eat.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.998170 del
Broke out the noodle nuggets for dinner. Breddy gud with butter, salt and sumac.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.998171 del
>>998166
Women should be mandated to keep discharge journal.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.998172 del
>>998169
The only big boys on BMX that have any style are hard core meth heads going somewhere on a high importance mission, somehow the chunky unbreakable look complements the methy vibe. Bonus points for having literally unbrakable BMX's with no brakes.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.998173 del
>>998171
Thanks Trev.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.998174 del
Chumpy


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.998175 del
Back at the thai. I want to hear milky moan


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.998176 del
>>998175
Jam the Godzilla all the way in


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.998177 del
>>998175
Get the green curry.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.998178 del
>Buckets of gold, silver and cash have been seized in a series of raids on an alleged NDIS fraud syndicate in Adelaide, with a total of $5 million in assets frozen.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.998179 del
>>998170
Everything tastes better with butter and salt.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.998180 del
>>998178
Cruisey? No!


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.998181 del
Cruisey if you're out next weekend, I wanna do this


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.998182 del
>>998179
green jelly doesn't


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.998183 del
>>998182
these boiled lollies dont


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.998184 del
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>>998172
>This Nigga gets it.

Yep its just such a meth head vibe. They all have these relics they saved from the dump that they think are fucking special and worht money. They are so fucking cooked they never passed high school so their brain is stuck in that childhood state, 12sp gear, hydralic disc brakes, suspension.... these are things that terrify their adult mind so they return to monkey.

Same thing goes with adult skateboarders. Cant stand any of them, literally all have shitty tatoos and are trying to get off injecting hard durgs. Bam Magera tier hoomans.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.998185 del
>>998184
> adult skateboarders
Back in high school skateboarders were always the coolest ones and got to have sex. I hated them. Glad to hear they all turn into fucking losers as adults.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.998186 del
>>998184
The local meth head has no car or license, he told me he prefers to be cooked on durgs all the time and doesnt want the stress of getting stopped by the cops, which would happen pretty quickly because he's fucking erratic all day. I saw him getting around without a shirt and he's got this beer belly skelly physique going. Meff doesnt make a man a clown, it makes him a super clown.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.998187 del
>>998186
>it makes him a super clown.
T-that won't happen to Monk on the meth, right?


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.998188 del
>>998187
Monk is different. The meth will make him thrive. Full life turnaround.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.998189 del
>>998188
He is literally trevor phillips from gta5


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.998190 del
>>998189
I don't know who that is, but yes, definitely. And the more meth he does the more like that individual he will be. Based.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.998191 del
>>998189
He's a good man.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.998192 del
>>998191
He looks like a bit of a dick.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.998193 del
>>998192
He's good value


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.998194 del
life is fake and gay and so are you if you read this


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.998195 del
gonna make some friends one day


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.998196 del
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NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.998197 del
would really like some chocolate, good night neets


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.998198 del
>>998197
nuts and crackers and butter for night snack. Gonna wake up a big NEET, I just know it!


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.998199 del
>>998198
Wash it down with some midnight cola


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.998200 del
Nuro really hates BMXNEET


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.998202 del
>>998195
you already have us :)


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.998203 del
at the neet compound we will all share a hearty midnight snack, just before bed, to help us sleep


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.998204 del
>>998203
feeling a bit chumpy looking at this photo. a bit hungy


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.998205 del
Stuffed, going to bed. Good Night big boys.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.998206 del
>>998205
Good night m8.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.998207 del
just ordered some magic mushrooms finally. hopefully the transaction works. i feel hungry still


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.998208 del
>>998207
Cancel the transaction NEET. Your mental health is precarious enough already without messing around with that sort of stuff.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.998209 del
>>998207
>hungry still
How many kg did you get?


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.998210 del
>>998209
He should just get the cans of champignons from Coles. Much cheaper.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.998211 del
Can the fellas do this? I mean tell the chicken like the neger, not coordinating a neger to eat chicken.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.998212 del
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>>998211
Feed just goes in. Sometimes at the rate it is inhaled, it doesn't matter.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.998214 del
sad and angry I woke up


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.998215 del
>>998214
You woke up looking beautiful.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:31 [Preview] No.998216 del
I like this translation for NEET:
Arbeitslosengeld Empfänger


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.998218 del
It's falling out of me.

Order is restored.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.998219 del
awake too early again, every single time


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.998220 del


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 22:04 [Preview] No.998221 del
Dr Zogbot the nurse was talking about hypertension yesterday afternoon, what is the best treatment for it?


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No.998222 del
Found out what tiffins building out in the woods: https://youtube.com/watch?v=0gap1W6Kcyc [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 22:24 [Preview] No.998223 del
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>>998221
Chocolate, and lots of it. You didn't see charlie eat a single chocolate bar in the whale and look what happened to him. It's the secret to being healthy fat.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.998224 del
>>998223
Thanks Dr Zogbot.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.998227 del
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NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 23:55 [Preview] No.998229 del
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Garn woolies, going to empty out my bank account and turn all my assets into chocolate. Would you neets like anything?


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.998230 del
>>998229
30kg cottage cheese thanks.


NEET 05/04/2026 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.998231 del
>>998218
Good morning. That is a good Pepe.

>Order is restored
That is good to hear.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.998233 del
>>998222
I wonder how long all that mud/clay stuff lasts before it crumbles and falls.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.998234 del
>Order is restored
Next edition should be cosmic arse harmony restoration


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.998235 del


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.998236 del
>>998234
But for how long?
I am thinking about Thai for lunch.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.998237 del
Had eggs for lunch instead.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.998238 del
Back on the AI slop fake 80s rock


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.998239 del
(10.76 MB 1278x720 fat lady workout.mp4)
Cruisey I wanna go to this gym!


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.998240 del
>>998239
Needs AI to have Al Bundy walk through making comments.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 02:31 [Preview] No.998241 del
>>998239
Cruisey I also wanna go there


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.998243 del
Got a scotch fillet for breakky. Bartender said i guess if you don’t work you can drink in the morning because i got a jim beam. Steak was a bit rare and chewy. Almost no money left until payday


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.998244 del
toasted cheexe sandwich and a mug of boiled water with a chiggen oxo cube dissolved into it


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.998245 del
>>998243
How much did that set you back?

>>998244
>a mug of boiled water with a chiggen oxo cube dissolved into it
Grim.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.998246 del
>>998243
>Almost no money left until payday
I have $2.61 available electronically and $3.00 in coins to last until the 12th. I hope she enjoys Mother's Day.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.998248 del
>>998246
You might need to sell your bussy, NEET.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.998249 del
>>998245
39$ for steak plus 8$ or so for drink. It wasn't really worth it apart from getting out of the house


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 03:01 [Preview] No.998250 del
>>998249
It probably wasn't the best use of your money given funds are low.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.998251 del
Trying to live on $300 a week. Poorer then even the JSP skellies


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.998252 del
>>998248
Bad time. It's a buyer's market right now.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.998253 del
>>998252
You can't give it away. I've tried!


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.998254 del
>>998249
you should make big batches of neet sloppa, store it in frozen feedpacks


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.998255 del
>>998251
Depending on the fortnight, I'm left with about $12-18 after mortgage and bills.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.998256 del
Good Afternoon NEETs

NOt sure to think about my Erika using my gum....

Also Illegal thread in catalogue.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.998257 del
>>998256
Hello.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.998258 del
I am home but I am not going to answer the door for the delivery I am expecting. It should be left in a safe location.
I am not feeling up to a human encounter. Not in a fit state to receive.
I will creep out for it after dark.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.998259 del
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NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.998260 del
>>998258
True NEET values.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.998261 del
I actually have enough money coming in, I'm just a fucking retard when it comes to spending.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.998262 del
>>998258
The postie will miss your sunshine face.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.998263 del
Might chuck it in


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.998264 del
Might call in sick


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.998265 del
>>998264
Monk, no!


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.998266 del
>>998263
Chux it in well NEET.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.998267 del
>>998264
Monk? No!


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.998268 del
>>998262
Team Global Express would not appreciate my face the way it should be appreciated.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.998269 del
A bogan woman in a "white fox" hoody is a sign of mental instability. Exercise caution please NEETs.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.998270 del
>>998269
Adult women wearing those white fox hoodies are like adult men with skateboards and tattoos. Absolute giant red flag.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.998271 del
Don't want to lose any of our NEETs to these white fox hussies. You're better off single.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.998272 del
>Docker after running a prune - Total reclaimed space: 153.4GB
I don't know what the fuck all these containers are doing


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.998273 del
>>998272
Probably running a crypto casino on your CPU. They probably have AI whores and are all doing AI coke and having a great time there.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.998274 del
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>>998273
Monk ai strikes again. Now we know what he was up to everytime he called in sick.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.998275 del
>>998272
Do have different versions of Docker containers running over time?

It can add up to a large amount quickly over time.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.998276 del
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NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:04 [Preview] No.998277 del
>>998274
MonkAI will be revolutionary.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.998278 del
>>998276
Good birbs.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.998279 del
>>998275
yeah I use them for various projects, including running AI stuff


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.998280 del
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is this a real quote?


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.998281 del
rolled my fucking knee putting my woolies bag in the car. had to drive home at 40k an hour. fuck my gay nigger life


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.998282 del


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.998283 del
aint never heard of rolling knee
rolling ankles yes


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.998284 del
>>998211
I am 100% confident I could do that with fried chicken, tendies, and nuggers from:
KFC
McDonalds
Hungry Jacks
Oporto
Carls Jr
Red Rooster
Burger X

The crumb on Hungry Jacks and Carls Jr nuggers are pretty damn close, but I could still tell.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:27 [Preview] No.998285 del
Should only cost Cruisey $500 to set the experiment up one lonch time


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.998286 del
maybe his knee just collapsed under the weight of the shopping


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.998287 del
Wwwweber


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.998288 del


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.998289 del
>>998287
Might be something good in that bin. Pretend you're playing a Sierra adventure game and have a look.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.998290 del
Treating us to the Tile shadow too. #blessed


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.998291 del
>>998290
He is a tease.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.998292 del
The NEETs want to see the goods.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.998293 del
>>998292
the goods in the bin, yes


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.998294 del
>>998280
If only.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.998295 del
Hecking Sisterbot trying to jew her way into my Mother's Day card and gift selection. There must have been some mix up at the hospital and they took home a jew.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.998296 del
>>998212
Take care yourself better, fella.

>>998214
Bartender is chatting with a drunk.
- I think you've drunk just enough for today.
- Don't tell me that, I lost my wife today.
- Hard thing that is. Losing a wife.
- Indeed. It looked nearly impossible for quite a while.

>>998284
Impressive.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.998297 del
>>998296
>Impressive.
If you saw the dogshit our sloppa chains sell you wouldn't be so impressed


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.998298 del
>>998184
Where did the mountain bike frame come from? BMX. Bigoted turd muncher.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.998299 del
oh oh i need gears because i'm so fucken fat


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.998300 del
oh oh gears aren't enough, strap a fuckin motor in this retardmobile


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.998301 del
>>998297
I meant the skill not the meal.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.998302 del
>>998301
The skill as in detecting whose breading is in your mouth? Yeah, my statement still stands. Even you could do it on holiday after only one go around.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.998303 del
>Yes, Australia has many unique foods beyond meat pies, featuring iconic salty spreads, native ingredients, and sweet treats. Key staples include Vegemite (yeast extract), Lamingtons (chocolate/coconut cake), Pavlova (meringue dessert), Anzac biscuits, Chiko Rolls, and chicken salt. Other unique items include kangaroo meat, barramundi fish, and fairy bread.
Grim.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.998304 del
>>998296
>Indeed. It looked nearly impossible for quite a while.
kek


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.998305 del
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>>998287
i hate these posts, has anyone done a thigh analysis to make sure its the same person posting this shit ?


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.998306 del
>>998305
I thought Cruisey replaced all his physical admin and HR staff with MonkAI


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.998307 del
>>998305
It's the same legs each time, you fucking tard


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.998308 del
This bad home individual walks his pitbull type dogs off leash past here every day and it is just a constant stream of him angrily yelling and swearing at them in an attempt to control where they go and what they do.

He'll be doing the same impotent yelling when they attack someone one day.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.998309 del
>>998308
>He'll be doing the same impotent yelling when they attack someone one day.
Most likely he'll be running away


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.998310 del
>>998309
I like listening to the noises when those types are taken down.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.998311 del
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>spent all afternoon trying to get a simple docker container set up to do what I want it to do
We'll get there some day


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.998312 del
>>998310
The owner I meant. The poor cunt getting mauled happens just prior.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.998313 del
>>998311
never understood docker
just spin up a new vm


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.998314 del
>>998312
So do I also mean the owner running away and getting taken down. The poor cunt who is attacked I feel sorry for


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.998315 del
>>998313
Docker from what I recall can run using HyperV, so it could be more efficient and better to maintain (if you manage the compose yaml file thingo)


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.998316 del
>>998313
>>998315
VMs are better for other reasons.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.998317 del
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Postie delivered a compass for my Mudman and a paracord bracelet, so I can mog Tiffo. Compass is actually accurate (not in the angle depicted).


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.998318 del
>>998317
Very nice. Tiffo will say something negative about it.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.998319 del
Why is it (apparently) a million times easier to get marijuana seeds in Australia than tobacco seeds?


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.998320 del
>>998319
I assume cannabis is simply illegal, but tobacco goes against of big industry interests.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.998321 del
>>998318
He is very combative for some reason


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.998322 del
Man was born to waddle, yet everywhere he is sitting.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.998323 del
>>998320
Yeah, big tax revenue dollars and also political donations from tobacco companies. But dope has always been illegal, so you'd think tobacco seeds would be just as available through the same sorts of people.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.998324 del
>>998322
👆💯


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.998325 del


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.998326 del
Took 1000mg panadol. I might have dislocated it earlier. Problem is i have to walk to the kitchen to make food now and it fucking kills


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.998327 del
>>998326
You should see Dr Zogbot.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.998328 del
>>998326
If the pain is that bad NEET it might be worth a trip to the doctor. You might have done an ACL like a footy player.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.998329 del
>>998326
Don't use any more Panadol tonight, please. We don't want your liver or kidneys failing.
See a doctor and get it strapped or something.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.998330 del
>>998326
urgent care clinic for you neet


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.998331 del
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Does anyone here subscribe to silicon chip magazine? I'm only after two pages from the January issue.I have the switches but I need to know what bi stable switching module they used.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.998332 del
>>998331
I didn't know physical magazines still existed, haven't touched one for decades.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.998333 del
>>998331
nope, sorry
if they're still making kits through jaycar, you will get a xerox copy in the kit, but otherwise you'll have to pay them for a copy


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.998334 del
>>998332
yeah I got a shock with Street Machine a few weeks back
insane price
"and you wonder why nobody buys your magazine anymore"


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.998335 del
>>998331
I bought an electronic copy of a single issue once.
>>998317
STATUS: ORDER SUBMITTED
>>998305
I agree, we need to make shitter posting a bannable offence


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.998336 del
>>998334
Meth dealers have subscriptions so they can keep up with national meth dealers money laundering through cars.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.998337 del
>>998335
>STATUS: ORDER SUBMITTED
paracord gang?


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.998338 del
went up the bush and dug out that bole with the hoe and the head is swiveling this way and that but i cleaned it up a bit and then found it was rotten to the core so i yeeted it on the rotten pile and came home got to my big stack of unstripped spars and logs and did one just before it got darg with the dive knife and now I probably need to make an effort to keep the edge sharp because gees you need the sharpness when your carving spars or you are just fighting the knife the whole time and thats exhausting so im gonna park my arse in front of the fire and have some peas and leftover noodle nuggets for tea while i keep an eye on the neighbours who just lit a bonfire with petty which rattled the window like a belch from a bad home


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.998339 del
>>998337
Tiffin knits his own paracord jewlery


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.998340 del
>>998338
are they amenable to you joining them at the bonfire? might be comfy


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.998341 del
>>998338
Take some marshmallows over to the fire and roast the with the neighbours


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.998342 del
>>998339
you wouldn't think 20 foot of cord would shrink down that much when knotted up


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.998343 del
>>998340
I hate fires. Plus they are boongs who will eventually start cleaning up their junkyard by chucking plastic junk and tyres on it.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.998344 del
>>998342
>20 foot
Thats over seventy meters!


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.998345 del
>>998343
>I hate fires.
Fires are made of spars?


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.998346 del
>>998344
Less than 7. 1 meter is liek 3 feet.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.998347 del
>>998346
put on that Captain Blackbeard moofie shibs


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.998348 del
>>998346
7 feet = 1 neger


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.998349 del
>>998347
>Blackbeard
*Stabbin


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.998350 del
>>998348
12 negers = 1 chimpout


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.998351 del
>>998345
The good ones are.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.998352 del
>>998351
plastic lawn chairs are just as good


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.998353 del
goign to have a small cigar on the front porch now it's dark


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.998354 del
>>998353
It is too cold out there.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.998355 del
>>998353
I wish I could see this scene.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.998356 del
>>998353
Sounds nice and comfy.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.998357 del
I'm losing the battle of the bulge here NEETs.
I fought the bulge and the bulge won.
Bulging in all directions.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.998358 del
>>998357
7XL bulge?


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.998359 del
>>998358
I left human sizes behind long ago.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.998360 del
I do my clothes shopping at tentworld and need one that sleeps a minimum of seven.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.998361 del
>>998357
Just think skinny thoughts.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.998362 del
>>998359
CEO status unlocked?


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.998363 del
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NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.998364 del
>>998362
I don't recognise that meme. It is not valid.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.998365 del
>>998363
Thank you.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.998366 del
>>998361
All my skinny thoughts are on revenge.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.998367 del
>>998365
Your welcome xx


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.998368 del
>>998364
I think it was 10XL+


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.998369 del
>>998363
You need a sheep or two to eat the grass.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.998370 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.998371 del
>>998369
I need Bill. Weekend next. Lock it in.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.998372 del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.998373 del
PARACORD GANG


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.998375 del
>>998371
Bill should take you out.


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