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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No. 104536
Sprinter's Intermission edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT

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>Previous Thread:
>>103521


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.104591 del
>>104589
get that 45/29 crankset king
conquer the gradients


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.104592 del
>>104590
he will chute as soon as he reaches tete


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:38 [Preview] No.104593 del
>SLOCK Liam (Lotto Intermarché) waits for peloton.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.104594 del
all them berts stuck in the old thread, how many will be in there for hours being none the wiser


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.104595 del
>>104594
Millions must die


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.104596 del
Oh the thread was full. At least they have my squeaking post about Slock to keep them entertained


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.104597 del
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>Girl born on 30th of July, 2009, won the French WJ ITT
exactly how FUCKING old are we


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.104598 del
Hello.
Waar Veisthuffer?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.104599 del
theres only garbage in the break


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.104600 del
Jesus man, this kid just does not stop


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.104601 del
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>>104600


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.104602 del
1952 must have been so great. No safety joggers around too


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.104603 del
>>104601
lmao


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.104604 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HLQvZRVGmYA [Embed]

doesn't even look like jonas


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.104605 del
echelon sisters?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.104606 del
>>104605
Fake hype by zonneveld apparantly


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.104607 del
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Vichy. Those were the times


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.104608 del
>>104604
>Jorgenson sick
>Vingo in mask
Wiggo was correct, he will not finish


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.104609 del
>>104608
All those smart pogless teams will suffer HEAVY if this happens


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.104610 del
>>104608
And sepp kuss is missing a tooth because he's doing no pulls


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.104611 del
>>104610
I am sure one of his teeth did get pulled haha


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.104612 del
more like Sepp TOTAL FRAUD, am I right, haha haha


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.104613 del
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>>104612
Please leave humour to the Germans.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.104614 del
>>104612
Hehe


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.104615 del
>bertaczek squeaking about the high amount of crevaisons in a boring flat stage in 3...2...1


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.104616 del
ayuso making sure his snack isn't honey based


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.104617 del
mighty sqeuaker


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.104618 del
if they pedal faster, there won't be any rain


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.104619 del
If you build a 8 man team solely on the purpose to accelerate inhumanely after a corner -or some other difficult moment- on all the flat stages, and then to TTT +/- 50 km to the finish. Would you be able to take minutes in GC?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.104620 del
>wake up
>alaflip in the break on a pancake flat day
grim times


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.104621 del
uno-x squeaking that only they were punished 1500 Swiss Francs for the late bidon but not lidl or jonas heh.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.104622 del
you fucks


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.104623 del
I kept refreshing


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.104624 del
>>104622
>>104623
I made a new thread in advance, but was busy when the old thread was filled. that's why you should post from time to time yourself instead of just hitting the refresh button.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.104625 del
peloton reached Burgundy a couple of minutes ago:
>although historically Nièvre was not part of the province of Burgundy.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.104626 del
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>>104615
cannot be me, I was taking a nap


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.104627 del
>sick jorgenson get’s treated like a leper
kekkaroo


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.104628 del
Sporza reserved time until 18:10 for this etappe lol


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.104629 del
alain flip laché


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.104630 del
Alah dropped or just giving up?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.104631 del
>>104626
>sleeps until 1pm, takes afternoon naps
why are you so tired big guy?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.104632 del
haha allah


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.104633 del
>>104631
the kind of tired squeaking cannot fix


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.104634 del
They have poor Fraud Bennet pulling on the flat nowadays.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.104635 del
zimmi down


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.104636 del
>losing skin on flat road


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.104637 del
good guy zimmermann held up 2 vismoids with his chute


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.104638 del
kek fatnik


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Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.104640 del
There's only been 9 abandons so far
That must be some sort of a recent record


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.104641 del
>>104640
5k rules + the GC team don't fight for position in sprint stages must play a huge role in this. Also roglic is not there and G is retired


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.104642 del
>>104640
GC teams not fighting for every corner helps. One wonders if there is some kind of a gentleman's agreement.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.104643 del
>>104642
They only start counting GC gaps from 3+ seconds now so that helps


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.104644 del
>>104640
it’s all because visma’s teams sucks this year so the constant pressure is of


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.104645 del
To be fair there really was no reason for that


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.104646 del
>>104644
Ineos was guilty of constantly doing that shit too.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.104647 del
>>104646
Everyone was, one team goes to the front and then even shitters from bahrain feel the need to be there


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.104648 del
Alright I've seen enough.
Bauhaus wins.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.104649 del
K I N O


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.104650 del
>Fastest stage ever
>wind from behind

Sisters, a chute horrible terminale inhumane is in the air.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.104651 del
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>>104650


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.104652 del
>>104650
it'll be my sprinters


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.104653 del
The stasi just told me today is for Kanter


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.104654 del
>>104652
Plural?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.104655 del
Riders crying about a nasty turn 6km to go


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.104656 del
crevaison for big dick gaviria


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.104657 del
>>104656
Rip everyone's leadout


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.104658 del
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ASO helping the break


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.104659 del
Froomedawg finally confirmed that his contract was actually set till 2025 from 2021. What was israel thinking


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.104660 del
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when the final bidon had a tinge of crack cocaine


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.104661 del
Redbull at the front


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.104662 del
>>104655
nothing happened


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.104663 del
>>104655
Seemed perfectly fine


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.104664 del
if they ride this slow the record of fastest etappe won’t be broken retards


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.104665 del
Narrow as fuck. Nobody can get past.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.104666 del
>>104665
Hoping for a van asbroeck top 10


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.104667 del
why does nobody want to push


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.104668 del
>>104667
We’re just SaFeR chud


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.104669 del
I want to jinx it, so I laugh at jappe prematurely


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.104670 del
somebody do something


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.104671 del
FUCK UNO-X


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.104672 del
what the fuck was that shit ass sprint
the fucking fag won what


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.104673 del
What a weird ass sprint.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.104674 del
gay


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.104675 del
What the fuck were they doing


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.104676 del
wow, they did it


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.104677 del
Lel.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.104678 del
what was that sprint?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.104679 del
>>104671
I feel you bert but he kinda deserved this one kek


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.104680 del
Fuck UNO-X but this is fun


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.104681 del
Why didn't they just follow BOl


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.104682 del
1 lgbt activist
2 kooij
3 jappe
4 fretin
5 huub artz
6 girmay
7 turgis
8 russo
9 gaviria
10 ACKermann
11 mads p
12 pluimers
15 merlier


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.104683 del
lets see
ARTZ 5th
GIRMAY 6th


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.104684 del
i’d be seething if I was kooij wtf was that from Bol


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.104685 del
man imagine if you had ARTZ and kanter instead of whatever dumpster fire all of us are rocking
that would be great
also wtf was that decathlon early jumper, who was that


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.104686 del
free faxe kondi ad


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.104687 del
>>104685
Binni is OK


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.104688 del
>>104685
outside of pedersen I think girmay is still the best bang for velopoints sprinter
kanter is nowhere today while the black kang is consistent top 6 and sprints in the intermediates


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.104689 del
>>104685
Cis Bol I think


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.104690 del
ACKermann says 56-11 was too small he was spinning out (this is not why he only got 10th lets be real)


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.104691 del
>>104688
and artz ofcourse, he was 4 points and not even in sprinter
might be the best overall pick, all hinging on de lie's death


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.104692 del
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Ok, I vill pick the negro next time.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.104693 del
18 Kanter
22 Slock


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.104694 del
One lead out man stopping half way there and one sprinter sprinting. The rest hesitating and getting punished big time. Brother Girmay was right the sprint stages are the most unpredictable and fun now.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.104695 del
BITTNER was looking like he finally got the balls to get in the mix but he gave up.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.104696 del
>>104695
they should just sprint with beasterbos instead of him, certified kwab


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.104697 del
I bet they will add more sprinter stages again, as the stage winner is less predictable than just having another pogiwinslol.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.104698 del
>>104697
Just do more breakaway stages. it's SAFER that way


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.104699 del
>>104697
brother biniam was on fire with that take I've seen plenty of agreement on social media


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.104700 del
>>104697
Ong god no cap everyone in comment sections is wildin over sprint stages 🔥🔥


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.104701 del
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>>104700
yes


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.104702 del
>>104699
brother biniam just got beaten by his arch rival the racist


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.104703 del
I mean it was an regular sprint stage except everyone was acting like a retard.
I still liked yesterdays stage a lot more.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.104704 del
Jespe relegated


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.104705 del
>>104702
common thing to happen blacks always lose against racism


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.104706 del
>>104705
>>104702
Not so fast


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.104707 del
>philipsen relegated
Can't catch a break LMOA


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.104708 del
I don't even see what he did wrong, the shouldering?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.104709 del
>>104708
Yeah, before the sprint starts


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.104710 del
if Kooij had been in Cheese Ball's wheel he would have won


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.104711 del
>>104709
honestly ridiculous, you can pick up like 5 of those moves every single sprint


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.104712 del
>>104710
yeah no idea why he chickened out


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.104713 del
Sumo in 5!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.104714 del
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Actually it starts right now.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:36 [Preview] No.104715 del
philipsen unrelegated


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.104716 del
>relegated Jasper until the nigger is green
it’s going to be like this for YEARS thanks netflix


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:39 [Preview] No.104717 del
>>104716
relegation is now turned back, jasper 3rd again


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.104718 del
>>104716
he's not even in the race for green bert


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.104719 del
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VELOMAN FIX IT!


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.104720 del
RELEGATE HIM AGAIN. THE COUNT WAS STOPPED


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:03 [Preview] No.104721 del
think we should raid the UNOX hotels
check for any illegal inhalers


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.104722 del
>>104721
Mold doping.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.104723 del
>>104722
bet they can use that to conjure up some TUE


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.104724 del
>>104721
does PREP have performance enhancing properties?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.104725 del
Fastest stage ever. How do the wheels keep getting rounder


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:24 [Preview] No.104726 del
>>104721
if stuyven did not steer out waerenskjold would not have won


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.104727 del
>>104726
literally a hundred things like this for every sprint stage


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:26 [Preview] No.104728 del
>>104727
good, time to remove sprint stages
want to win? pedal harder you fat fucks


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:34 [Preview] No.104729 del
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Hello Veloman?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No.104730 del
>>104729
hello


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.104731 del
>GUIDELINES FOR RESPECTFUL MEDIA COVERAGE IN WOMEN’S ATHLETICS
pdf warning
https://www.ebu.ch/files/live/sites/ebu/files/Publications/strategic/open/EBU_Sport_raising_the_bar.pdf
coomerbros...


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.104732 del
>>104731
this is a canyon key logger do not open


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.104733 del
>>104731
This is spammed across many chans and boards. Some kind of psyop or something.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:38 [Preview] No.104734 del
>>104733
What are the anti-coomer rules for sumo?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.104735 del
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crazy speed
pure optimized egg gathering


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.104736 del
>>104731
VIRUS DON'T CLICK


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:53 [Preview] No.104737 del
>>104734
An Abema cameraman frequently does crotch closeups and twerking.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.104738 del
>>104725
It's honestly more outrageous how long that record from 1999 stood


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.104739 del
>>104735
this is nuts


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:12 [Preview] No.104740 del
Tuchel has a certified bert haircut


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.104741 del
>>104740
some sudaca ref recently had the worst comb over on an non-old man I've ever seen what a bert


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:18 [Preview] No.104742 del
corpse of mick jagger spotted


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.104743 del
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somehow worse than those fucks who post their 3 minute walks


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:37 [Preview] No.104744 del
this match is terrible I would rather watch another sprint stage


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.104745 del
>>104744
you gotta hold on, they're going full chimpout before the end


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.104746 del
I haven't watched a single minute. It's funny when I was a kid I watched everything, but somehow the rigging got me.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.104747 del
>>104746
For me it was Polska le footy lads who grind the turf with their asses when playing for foreign clubs but when they play for a Polish side or NT they are behave like spoiled children of a immobilieres baron and when Qarabag Agdam or Slovakia just don't fall over it turns out there are no weak teams in these days and they just couldn't help it.
It's been 2016 I think when I just stopped watching this """""sport""""".
Plus the general rig/divegrass/speedyngubu meta is just too on the nose.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.104748 del
>>104746
I just put it on, then I read a little, shitpost a little


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:56 [Preview] No.104749 del
>>104747
I think it was one of the outragous madrid UCL for me


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.104750 del
>Argentinian cutie explaining mufa on national television
kek


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:12 [Preview] No.104751 del
>>104750
monosaturated fatty acids?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.104752 del
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ayo where's my FUCKING roglic.jpg


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.104753 del
REFS REFS this can't be happening


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.104754 del
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oy vey


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.104755 del
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>You now ynr the prestigious Vuelta San Juan International in Argentina and the great Pippo GANNA fighting against EVENEPOEL and Superman SUPERLOPEZ MORENO


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:22 [Preview] No.104756 del
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>>104755
Well he wasn't really fighting EVENEPOEL since he embarassingly lacheed early at the Alto Colorado, finishing barely ahead of my by boy Leandro Carlos MESSINAO

Meanwhile, this is the stage FATKOBSEN won


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.104757 del
>>104756
is that the one where they suddenly split into the streets?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.104758 del
>>104755
better than any race in england ever I bet


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No.104759 del
that was a kino race, squinn simmons winning on that race track I also remember


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:26 [Preview] No.104760 del
>>104757
i don't think so
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bgYpRNKo5O0 [Embed]

>>104758
the only race in england i remember is the mirador finish with W*ut humbling allah


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:27 [Preview] No.104761 del
>>104760
I remember one of the sprints where memco was doing the leadout for jakobsen and the peleton completely split into 2 streets, there was some guy spraying water on the road too


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:28 [Preview] No.104762 del
>>104755
The only thing I remember from this race is Richezze stopping at the side of the road for some arosticini.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.104763 del
>>104761
it was the first stage I just found, and then morkov did the sprint because memco led jakobsen the wrong way


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:46 [Preview] No.104764 del
nice goal


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.104765 del
escuchen, las malvinas...


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.104766 del
jesus those anglos play so badly
god hates anglos


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.104767 del
huh how did they rig it to 1 - 2


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.104768 del
Arhentina es blanco!


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.104769 del
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argentinians are honorary sudakas


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.104770 del
ngububros...


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.104771 del
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first spain then waerenskjold now argentinia
the fucking racists ALWAYS win


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.104772 del
Englel so shit they didn't even need to give a penalty to Riggi LOL


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.104773 del
>>104731
>Blanka VLAŠIĆ
heh, I remember the "home video"

>not what you think.jpg


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.104774 del
>respectful pic.jpg


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>>104731
>>104773


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.104776 del
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What does he do.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.104777 del
>>104776
Trying his best.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.104778 del
>>104776
>>104777
Thinking about it, maybe he can do something tomorrow?


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>>104731
This bald gooner with an armpit fetish ruining things.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.104780 del
>>104731
Biathlon about to lose 80% of its audience


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.104781 del
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>Bertzczeck on the average local roads


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.104782 del
>>104781
that...does not look fun with a gravel bike


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.104783 del
>>104782
only the first part seems bad


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.104784 del
>>104781
he could be helping vingo but instead is doing this
Trine caused this


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.104785 del
>>104782
Looks fine going up, down is another story


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.104786 del
>>104785
whats the widest tire you fit into your crux? with me 40mm tires on the colnago I would not be able to ride up there


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.104787 del
>Mads Pedersen wants to retire from racing after the 2029 World Championships in his native Denmark.
F


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.104788 del
>>104786
45 I think


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.104789 del
>>104781
career ending chute incoming


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.104790 del
The race got Jonas'd today


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.104791 del
>>104786
can you not fit 650b 50mm?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.104792 del
>>104787
He'll be like 34 by then. Not unreasonable time to retire.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.104793 del
>>104792
yeah but that's only 3 more chances at roubaix


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.104794 del
Good morning cyc, fuck inner cables


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.104795 del
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>>104794
bring it to my shop


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.104796 del
>>104793
Only one without grug


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.104797 del
>>104794
really hate it to be honest


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.104798 del
>>104794
>>104797
I'll never get why you people struggle so much with this and why you don't buy electronic then


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.104799 del
>>104798
It makes replacing cables so fucking hard.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.104800 del
>>104799
what the FUCK is hard about that


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.104801 del
>>104798
I mostly hate it because I had to open the headset a week ago and when I did the initial routing.

>>104799
Don't you just replace via the shifter? If the housing is put in well that isn't that bad mostly


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.104802 del
>>104800
>>104801
I do. First time replacing the cable on my TCR and looks like the housing was not put well and the cable can't go through. Looks like I either have to replace the liner or just bring it to the shop


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.104803 del
>>104802
if all is lost I would just take it to the shop tbh, but a proper shop with some autistic boomer


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.104804 del
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Magnificent Qinghai got jonas'd btw.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.104805 del
why the FUCK are certain """people""" saying that today is a Grug stage


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.104806 del
>>104805
wouldn't surprise me if this is the peleton miscalculates stage


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.104807 del
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Races in CHYNA take no prisoners, this startlist is DECIMATED


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.104808 del
runner is called WANG gustav and he's ethnically Danish wow


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.104810 del
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So ever since I had braces as a teen I still have these small metal threads behind my teeth to keep them in place or something. It's just glue and a thread. Yesterday I got something between my teeth and the thing broke so I called the dentist. Just went there expecting to them just replace the thing, I sort of remember this happening once before. And they guy was like yeah okay you have this and this option like a night brace and blabla and I asked can't you just replace the thing. Ok an appointment next week for a scan and it has to be measured and then in two weeks it can be reapplied. So I was like wait what? It is just a thread and he got all insulted like "yeah you call it that but it's called a brace and it needs to be carefully measured" etc etc. I wasn't even being rude or anything, just asking some simple questions. I made an appointment at the desk and the lady was also kind of rude for no reason. What in the absolute fuck is going on. Am I being scammed?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.104811 del
>>104810
short answer yes
long answer yes and almost all medical care is a massive scam


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.104812 del
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>>104811
Well whatever, this was a guy I have never seen before. Next week I have my "normal" dentist who I have seen like once and I am going to ask these questions again. This makes no sense. Otherwise they can just remove the glue residue and fuck off. He could have removed it now btw but he didn't do anything at all


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.104813 del
>>104812
you don't go the dentist yearly?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.104814 del
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humidity absolutely killed me today, I'm afraid burgerbert might be right about that heat index thing


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.104815 del
>>104813
Yes I do, but the dentist I had before left or something. So I only know the one where I went this year


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.104816 del
>>104815
sucks, I'm glad I know mine sort of well
hope you don't get some random money leeching sucker


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.104817 del
>>104816
It is a big practice with a lot of different dentists who come and go. When I was young we used to have a normal dentist who just had a house and a practice there and you knew him and the assistants, you know how it used to be for thousands of years. Now that just doesn't exist anymore here


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.104818 del
>>104817
Over here the government chooses how many dentists are allowed per x amount of citizens.
So a lot of them don't even take on new patients without a half year wait.
I've read some horror stories of people going halfway across the country for a dentist or going to the hospital to try and get some emergency doctor to do it.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.104819 del
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Oh and they're all foreigners and hard to understand. Not being racist of course


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.104820 del
>>104818
Jesus. What a weird country. Not that this is any better


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.104821 del
>>104817
these brothel-style doc houses are very common these days, that they are all substandard at their job and can't speak the language well too kek


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.104822 del
>>104820
It sucks, I needed an appointment with an eye doctor this year for a new prescription (to get money back for glasses) and it's a 6 month wait. I can go in September and booked it in march.
It's also in some doctor factory place so I already fear whatever pajeet I'll get


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.104823 del
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>>104821
>>104822
The world is going to shit and we are all being screwed. And it is only going to get worse. So glad I don't have children


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.104824 del
>>104823
It didn't even used to be like this 10 years ago, I find it weird. Like they all cut their hours in half or something


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.104825 del
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>>104823
>So glad I don't have children
thats exactly what (((they))) want


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.104826 del
We live for another exciting Sprinter stage


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.104827 del
Veloman actually fixed Jappes points.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.104828 del
>>104826
36 more minutes


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.104829 del
I made an appt with a dentist and waited six months for it. The week before, they called me to say they don't take my insurance and I can't be seen there.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.104830 del
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How the fuck did he do this


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.104831 del
>>104810 yes, as in >>104811
I shall be having the immense pleasure of braces as well, very soon.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.104832 del
>>104830
nasty


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.104833 del
>>104817
Big practice = big scam, paying premium for premium wrapping which is just a wrapping.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.104834 del
hiking


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.104835 del
home


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.104836 del
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Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.104837 del
>>104836
Cool


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.104838 del
Heh Baptiste is one hell of a squeaker.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.104839 del
The slovenian demon is pissing, GO NOW!!!


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.104840 del
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>>104839


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.104841 del
Mads might have just lost himself the chance to go for green


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.104842 del
oh ohh mads that was dirty


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.104843 del
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10s and 10s of kms such roads (zonder cars), except if you dont know them, suddenly asphalt ends and turns into beton panels or worse, sometimes they just go straight thru gradient, turning into 20% rampas without notice


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.104844 del
chute


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.104845 del
>>104842
I don't think sprinters would consider it super dirty because he was in front, but it's definitely breaking the rules.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.104846 del
>>104842
wut happen


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.104847 del
>>104846
major deviation from mads sprint, he went from the middle all the way to the right and boxed in jappe and merlel. jappe gave handshake after so might not be pissed, merlel looked a bit not-amused


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.104848 del
Out of curiosity...why do they seem to be putting intermediate sprints so early in the stages? Is it so the break isn't chases down too quickly?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.104849 del
yep, there it is


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.104850 del
>mads speaking with the principal


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.104851 del
>>104848
yes


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.104852 del
I'm getting word that they've also just invalidated cavendish's 35th win.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.104853 del
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>>104852


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.104854 del
Jespe getting robbed once again


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.104855 del
>>104854
l’enfant terrible is always wring thanks netflix le jasper disaster xD


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.104856 del
Nero show guys did a show basically saying gun to their head theyd say Pog is doping. Love the seething by cycling fans it caused.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.104857 del
>>104856
Who


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.104858 del
>>104857
jootubers, pay attention


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.104859 del
>they're still using gopro session in 2026
give us a new tiny camera already


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.104860 del
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>MADS you have the points, you have the points.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.104861 del
Ineos have like 3 flat per stage. I think bertaczeck is right on this one


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.104862 del
>>104861
they all stopped half an hour ago to lower the tire pressure


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.104863 del
is today really last chance for sprinters? stage 17 looks doable


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.104864 del
raindrops


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.104865 del
>>104830
chuted into a car on the puy marie downhill


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.104866 del
>>104863
I doubt they'll make it through 17 in one piece


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.104867 del
>>104863
Everybody will be too cooked to control


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.104868 del
imagine the smell of all that heat evaporating in rain


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.104869 del
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>>104868


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.104870 del
>>104868
good chance I'll get to experience it live when I ride home in a few minutes


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.104871 del
why does bini have a Belgian accent when speaking English?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:47 [Preview] No.104872 del
>>104871
learned English from Belgians


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.104873 del
all that squeakers can celebrate at this tour is a breakaway merchant.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.104874 del
>>104873
What do you have to celebrate?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.104875 del
>>104871
rode at intermarche innit


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.104876 del
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There is still time Bertos! Except for Bertacek who I think is 55 or something


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.104877 del
>>104876
not even in my 30s yet i WILL make it


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.104878 del
Giro Ciclistico della Valle d'Aosta parcours is very nice this year


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.104879 del
sometimes I get worked up about every squeak and creak by bike makes and then some strong dude flies past me on me rides and his chain sounds like it's being run through a meatgrinder
My autistic mind really needs to let go sometimes


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.104880 del
isn't fraud bennet supposed to be a climber? he's being punished for something, isn't he.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.104881 del
>>104876
Hey it's Valentin's and Aurelien's grand-grand-grandpa.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.104882 del
Whoa high def cow art


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.104883 del
veistroffer the prankster wearing a cap with a different name on it every day


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.104884 del
>>104882
it can even do fake cow noises


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.104885 del
>>104879
I get infuriated by bikes of normies. Like dude, everything works fine, there is just one rhythmic squeak coming from the back, FIX IT.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.104886 del
buddhist temple in the middle of nowhere in France heh


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.104887 del
>>104879
the hotvax chain experience, its crazy how loud those drivetrains are. There are some chains out there that are louder by default (campy12 and some ybn) and if you hotvax those your bike gets classified as LRAD and becomes partially illegal.
SQUIRTers like me don't not have to deal with any of that thankfully


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.104888 del
>>104881
For me it's MONIN. Can't be bothered with a first name. Or last name, who knows


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.104889 del
>>104879
You’d get nightmares if you hear my worn gravel bike squeak and creak


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.104890 del
shows on board camera shots from yesterday for 5 straight minutes without any context. just show the fucking race.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.104891 del
>>104889
I can kinda disassociate it, like my old commuter was also a creak machine but my main road bike needs to be flawless.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.104892 del
the Bretons getting rid of the Italians


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.104893 del
>back to 37 degrees
horrible


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.104894 del
jonas laché


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.104895 del
WOUUUUUT HEEEEEEELP


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.104896 del
amateur hour on visma


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.104897 del


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.104898 del
breaktest jonas already


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.104899 del
>>104895
They're being idiots - letting Vingegaard work hardest because he's getting the least draft in 3rd wheel. I don't understand how this keeps happening to teams.


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>>104900


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.104902 del
>>104900
the webm is very funny but it's spoiled a bit by knowing he ends up winning this Tour


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.104903 del
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VAI VEISTROFFER


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.104904 del
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>>104876
>Be Monin
>Start TdF at 45 years old
>DNF
>Never be seen again
>Die
Interesting.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.104905 del
>>104904
>Monin, Mclovin, Cher

How do I become cool enough to get away with just 1 name?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.104906 del
>>104904
is this the famous DNF merchant puck monin?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.104907 del
again i need tree posts?
>photo of bohemian alps away from all the squaking.jpg


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.104908 del
jappe mechanical


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.104909 del
>>104908
worst part to get it but nobody is using the hills because SLUUUURP


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.104910 del
Veistroffer super-combatitive should be in the bag.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.104911 del
ahh quinn, the eternal fighter


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.104912 del
Is that mateo? Pog will start to chase


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.104913 del
>>104909
captain america does the needful


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.104914 del
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>>104905
Grimenwald?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.104915 del
>>104912
matteo has aids so I doubt it


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.104916 del
not bad plan from Trek


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.104917 del
>>104914
is that the guy from harry potter


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.104918 del
TSD
>TSD
TSD
>TSD


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.104919 del
REmco spoted


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.104920 del
come on las vegas boy


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.104921 del
Sprinters in the mud


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.104922 del
slurp slurp slurp


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.104923 del
ganna ITT to the finish line vs sprinters heh


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.104924 del
g2: i have no mouth and i MUST slurp


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.104925 del
top gooner win would be cool


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.104926 del
4cuck is absolutely unuseable ffs


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.104927 del
>PCS van not hiding their letters
um, lawsuit incoming?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.104928 del
PCS van not covered up


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.104929 del
a lot of good rouleurs in there


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.104930 del
>>104929
Sprinters team slurping THOUGH


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.104931 del
>>104929
Marsman and Askey are blocking


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.104932 del
capt. america will go nuclear at Côte de Montagny-lès-Buxy


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.104933 del
>>104932
he's not in the front anymore


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.104934 del
Wow that's pretty cool


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.104935 del
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not bad


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.104936 del
ayyylmaos are ciclismo fans, based


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.104937 del
>>104933
tete will get catched before that anyways


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.104938 del
Ganna already pulled the plug


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.104939 del
skjelmose attack?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.104940 del
Attention Jonas near the front


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.104941 del
ok, lidl, do your thing


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.104942 del
Kek ineos tires


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.104943 del
Skjell rides for Mads but not for Ayuso gigaKEK


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.104944 del
more like top mechanical collector, am I rite?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.104945 del
Pog should attaque


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.104946 del
>>104939
Just make a fucking break is the plan anyone can win but the fat canons


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.104947 del
grug doesn't trust jappe


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.104948 del
any dropouts at the end of the peloton?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.104949 del
Yeah, it's ogre.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.104950 del
>>104947
stoorzender for break


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.104951 del
quinn simmons dad spotted


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.104952 del
UAE is pulling now for fun, rip merlier


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.104953 del
PAPA SIMMONS SPOTTED


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.104954 del
lol dad simmons looks like Hulk Hogan


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.104955 del
kek, suisse tv didn't know that this was quinn's dad with the burger flag


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.104956 del
>>104932
YES


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.104957 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DU ROMAIN GRÉGOIRE


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.104958 del
>>104955
Same here.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.104959 del
burgundy, home to pinot (the wine, not the rider)


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.104960 del
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based family


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.104961 del
>>104957
As the prophets elucidated to me >>104403

My commentators now say this is his pal, long hair, beard, stache, surely his pal!


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.104962 del
How hard is it to put tiny hills like that in every sprint stage?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.104963 del
Attaque de Mads Pedersen?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.104964 del
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henlo, where are the burgers?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.104965 del
didn't wout crash in that corner last year?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.104966 del
>>104960
migger wiggers


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.104967 del
holy mads, what a beast


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.104968 del
>>104966
I don't think he's a migger, more a southern racist


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.104969 del
great finish, this is fun shit


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.104970 del
I did what mads did once, wearing different colored gloves.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.104971 del
Vintage Jhon Beton


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.104972 del
At least Mads Girmay and Philipsen are active and on the front. I hate slurpers like Merlier who never do SHIT


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.104973 del
mads can't outsprint parrot-painter


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.104974 del
laurel and hardy off the front


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.104975 del
Gotta respect NSN here


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.104976 del
luv Mads


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.104977 del
>>104975
no I don't


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.104978 del
>>104975
never will I respect any time coming from that occupied shithole


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.104979 del
>>104973
VPP actually has a decent kick


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.104980 del
We're in for another atypical sprint.
Most of sprinter trains are fucked.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.104981 del
Dude weer lmao


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.104982 del
>>104978
*team


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.104983 del
>>104974
Comical, kek.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.104984 del
>>104980
Waar is Segaert


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.104985 del
>>104978
based


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.104986 del
this is all playing into the hands of GODON


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.104987 del
you would hope MOHORIC could do an attack here, sadly he isn't at the tour


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.104988 del
this has been a solid Tour


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.104989 del
Is ganna back? Could be a good moment for 1k attack


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.104990 del
I have NO idea who "Max Walker" is


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.104991 del
>>104980
everyone is spent this Lidl strat probably worked


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.104992 del
Ah Cofidis all in for another 14th place of Fretin, very good


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.104993 del
>>104988
When the only bits of interest are sprint stages, the situation is pretty grim


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.104994 del
even Gee lol


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.104995 del
>>104991
But mads killed his chances too


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.104996 del
black brother at the front


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.104997 del
Astana now.
They saved their matches.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.104998 del
>>104995
a disorganized sprint even without him is good for his green jersey


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.104999 del
>>104995
aslong as jasper and girmay fail he won I don’t think Merlier can win green


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.105000 del
>>104999
Merlel didn't even try for most of the intermediate sprints. He doesn't give a fuck.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.105001 del
>>105000
him and kooij only care for stages because they probably DNF after this


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.105002 del
>>104993
yes, well, normally they're lame chutefests


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.105003 del
Gaviria mentioned


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.105004 del
>>104997
might have gone too early again


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.105005 del
okay I am here


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.105006 del
lol merlier in the alpecin train, GG


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.105007 del
CHUTE


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.105008 del
CHUTE GAVIRIA
taking down uno-x shitters


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.105009 del
CHUTTTTTTTTTTE


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.105010 del
>>105004
yup fucking retards, nobody left again


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.105011 del
>>105003
Hehehe


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.105012 del
Goddamn Merlier is so good


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.105013 del
Some uno x chud died there


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.105014 del
>>105008
YES YES GOOD but I feel like godon got fucked


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.105015 del
godon dead
bittner dead
lotto rider dead


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.105016 del
>>105002
oops


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.105017 del
brutale


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.105018 del
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>all tree chuted


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.105019 del
>Politt smiling as he rides past 10 dead riders
psychopath


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.105020 del
Alpecin fucked up again


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.105021 del
gaviria got chopped by that bahrain chud


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.105022 del
>>105020
They timed it well coming up in the last km
They just weren't strong enough to keep it up.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.105023 del
>>105020
turns out you can leadout all you want if your sprinter is too weak it does not matter
merlier even got blocked a bit and he still managed to fly past the rest


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.105024 del
Artz 10th so it was Berckmouse or something


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.105025 del
>>105020
was it, merlier was in their train and he's straight up faster
you can't do shit


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.105026 del
>>105024
Yeah, only two of mine chuted.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.105027 del
uno haters rejoice
Abrahamsem looks badly injured


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.105028 del
1 Merlier
2 Kooij
3 Jappe
4 Girmay
5 Fretin
6 Turgis
7 Kanter
8 Russo
9 Mads P.
10 Huub Artz
11 Pluimers
12
13
14
15 ACKermann


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.105029 del
Yeah Gaviria collected


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.105030 del
>>105027
the zwift beast is based


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.105031 del
>>105020
Jappe is kinda weak, but it's obvious that losing rider after rider after rider without ever replacing them has finally caught up to them. The leadout just isn't what it used to be.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.105032 del
gaviria definitely collected


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.105033 del
Who needs gronevegeen after all


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.105034 del
jenno breckmoes getting a ticket to herrentals


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.105035 del
merlier has a son that loves him
wout could never


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.105036 del
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cute


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.105037 del
the little one carries vandenbroucke’s god genes


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.105038 del
at least it was already stretched out so only ten or so guys chuted


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.105039 del
>>105035
Imagine losing and then that fucking kid is there immediately
>why did you lose again
>why didn't you just follow Mathieu


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.105040 del
Kanter gives good interviews I think he may be my new favorite german runner, actually he's the only one of them who can and does say anything of note because he's actually in there while the rest is just helfers or filler who are done miles from the finish so all they can say is >idk didn't see what happened my job was done it was really hot next stages we will try to get our riders in position
lipowitz also only gives useless interviews, even more void of substance than the rest


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.105041 del
>>105039
>imagine losing
no thanks


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.105042 del
>>105040
are matty jorgz does good work on the mic


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.105043 del
>>105040
lipo has a funny accent, at least there is that


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.105044 del
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(3.90 MB 1280x720 leased from rusbert2.webm)


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.105045 del
>>105043
Schwabe innit


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.105046 del
>...1...


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.105047 del
>...
>...2...


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.105048 del
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>>105045
yes


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.105049 del
>>105048
memco is like a head shorter than him


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.105050 del
>bauhaus interview
>today I was not the sprinter so I was just hjaelping
... VAN MECHELEN Vlad was their sprinter today? Is he a sprinter? Well he did kill gaviria I suppose


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.105051 del
will MADS keep the points jersey until paris?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.105052 del
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>>105050
So why was he behind his sprinter?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.105053 del
>>105052
Sweeping


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.105054 del
>>105052
psyopping the other teams


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.105055 del
>>105052
helping


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.105056 del
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what a stupid stage
why aren't they doing the rest of the balloons


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.105057 del
>>105056
This is like a 1904-tier stage


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.105058 del
>>105056
This is a breakaway stage


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.105059 del
>>105056
Stage can give two races if they let break go


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.105060 del
>>105059
mcnulty wins in front and pogacar wins behind


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.105061 del
>>105056
putting that sprint there maybe wasn’t that smart


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.105062 del
>>105061
No way they control for 100km for the sprint, it'll be sprinter's break


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.105063 del
>>105061
Mads P. and the black gentleman in the front group then all is fine.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.105064 del
Bichot Chateau de Varennes Beaujolais-Villages (2020) innit


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 16:23 [Preview] No.105065 del
Sumo in 8 mins!


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 16:23 [Preview] No.105066 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.105067 del
>>105064
Does it pair well with wildfire smoke


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.105068 del
>>105056
Put all my money on FÉDRIGO


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.105069 del
Wait what year is this


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.105070 del
Anyway an interesting fact, Fédrigo won 4 stages, one in Tarbes, one in Gap and two in Pau. By interesting I mean not that interesting but all those stages looked exactly like this


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 16:55 [Preview] No.105071 del
>>105070
ahh the inevitable PAU


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.105072 del
>>105071
Yeah why is Pau literally always there anyway. Did they buy a license in 1910 that never expires or something


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.105073 del
>>105072
relatively big city near the Pyrenees, they have lots of hotels and it's an easy road to the tourmalet etc.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.105074 del
Vlad VAN MECHELEN relegated! Nooo there goes his 17th place


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.105075 del
>>105074
VERMEERSCHbros, justice is ours


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.105076 del
>>105067
>riding outdoors
couldn't tell you pal


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 17:16 [Preview] No.105077 del
>>105073
it’s the ultimate hub city


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 17:31 [Preview] No.105078 del
So which of the UAE winning tomorrow?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.105079 del
>>105078
>>105060


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.105080 del
>>105078
Timmy.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.105081 del
berckmoes collected


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.105082 del
>>105080
>>105079
Makes sens


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.105083 del
gaviria also collected


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.105084 del
>>105083
Yeah that one was obvious.
I hope he didn't go full froome on Caja Rural because he gave them absolutely nothing in this race.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 17:46 [Preview] No.105085 del
>>105084
he's no froome but he does sprint like a retard


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.105086 del
So the weather is fresh again tomorrow. I hope my heatlets healy and grug wake up


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.105087 del
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Explain this without using the word "dopage"


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:06 [Preview] No.105088 del
>>105087
Contract year


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:08 [Preview] No.105089 del
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/aranburu/ wins tomorrow


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.105090 del
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have you ever seen the olympic cycle


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.105091 del
kinda interested in the BRAVO henrique guy from quick step
seems like a fun type of rider


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.105092 del
>>105091
>51kg

There should really be penalties for having too low body fat %


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.105093 del
>>105092
VPP is the same and taller


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.105094 del
>>105093
And he looks like a guy who is desperate for a sandwich. I get it but imo w/kg maxing is a disease.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.105095 del
>>105094
allegedly he eats over 6000 calories a day


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:27 [Preview] No.105096 del
>>105094
he'll get to fucking eat after he wins tomorrow OK


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.105097 del
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Don't mind me I had a tart cherry cake after dinner.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:38 [Preview] No.105098 del
Veistroffer really is the french campy


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:40 [Preview] No.105099 del
>>105087
Bolton Equities Black Spoke was a good team. Burgos is not.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:45 [Preview] No.105100 del
remember when Caja was invited for the tour? did fuck all


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.105101 del
>>105100
The seething from twitter was enough


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:50 [Preview] No.105102 del
>>105100
what I don't understand is that their best rider is riding in china right now


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.105103 del
>>105100
shitsema not being there is worth


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:53 [Preview] No.105104 del
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>>105100
Your team is ass Bas.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:53 [Preview] No.105105 del
>waited 15 minutes for a fast food goyslop
we used to be a country
this one is on me


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:54 [Preview] No.105106 del
>>105105
you are falling lower and lower


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.105107 del
>>105100
What happened to Balderstone and Berwick? These legends of the sport have been nowhere to be found.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:56 [Preview] No.105108 del
>>105107
berwick is a pecho frio


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:56 [Preview] No.105109 del
>>105107
Balderbeast has been saving a lot of matches
you will not believe your eyes when the le tour enters week tree


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.105110 del
>>105103
>>105104
while this is true, this goes for many other teams at the tour - FDJ, Cofidis, Jayco, Tudor, Q365, INEOS to an extent, all wasted slots so far


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.105111 del
>>105110
jayco is shocking, full team of breakaway merchants and nowhere to be seen


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:02 [Preview] No.105112 del
>>105110
hey Grégoire attacked for about 17 seconds today


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.105113 del
All I'm saying is that FDJ hommes is making FDJ femmes look bad, really bad.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.105114 del
>>105112
>>105113

hey russo (WHO?) sprinted for 8th place again today


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.105115 del
>>105113
>>>>Go Zigart’s husband!


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.105116 del
>>105113
FDJ femmes is a completely different team actually


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:10 [Preview] No.105117 del
>>105116
somehow also far more professional


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.105118 del
>>105117
not surprising, they're not bogged down by ancient frenchmen that never won anything


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:19 [Preview] No.105119 del
>>105110
Cofidis is not a serious team and doesn't belong in this conversation.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.105120 del
>>105119
well there ain't too many serious teams around 2bqh


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.105121 del
>>105119
out of all those teams they've had the best results though with their mediocre sprinter
tudor has literally done nothing


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.105122 del
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For autistic reasons, I made a little cumpilation of all the roads I came across today.
It is a totalradsport paradise.
If I lived nearby, first thing I would do is to buy Canyon™ MTB and run there all day an night.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.105123 del
>>105122
built for ALLROAD bikes


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.105124 del
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Also saw this fella, easily scoring some BIG watts with gravel gearings on a road bike.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.105125 del
>>105122
average roads tbh


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:28 [Preview] No.105126 del
>>105125
>t. walloon


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.105127 del
>>105122
Made for 32s


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.105128 del
>>105124
this could be you if you wanted it to be


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:30 [Preview] No.105129 del
>>105126
walloon roads are significantly worse than that
that top left one you do not even see there
those concrete slabs at the bottom is almost the standard where I live


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.105130 del
>>105129
those 35-40mm road tires that are coming out now should be a blessing for you and czech people
I would definitely run 35s too if I could fit them, while I don't have to ride on shit roads if I don't want to I do encounter almost everything that's listed above from time to time


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:34 [Preview] No.105131 del
>>105130
I run 28's that bloat to 30 and I feel like it's fine most of the time
I have 40s on my gravel bike


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.105132 del
>>105128
yes but you are holding me back
>>105125
they are not common roads, cars are not allowed, those are essentialy forest/mountain utility roads so you will only meet fellow pedalists and hikers
you could go whole day without seeing a car


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.105133 del
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Why does he dislike cycling so much, just quit


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.105134 del
>>105122
VGH...belgivm....home


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.105135 del
>>105132
>they are not common roads, cars are not allowed, those are essentialy forest/mountain utility roads so you will only meet fellow pedalists and hikers
>you could go whole day without seeing a car
Why don't you live there?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.105136 del
>>105135
for the same reason you are not living in Kuhtai


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.105137 del
>>105136
Life's not fair, really


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:47 [Preview] No.105138 del
>>105133
Obviously bored of his career at this point


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.105139 del
>>105132
h-how
I am shilling your gearing salvation


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.105140 del
>>105133
this guy never really liked ciclismo and it shows


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.105141 del
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>two alpe d'huez stages but no ITT
what a waste


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.105142 del
>>105121
<Alaphilippe going in a 4-man break on a flat stage and getting dropped is "doing nothing"


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.105143 del
>>105142
The man was so obviously miserable and was probably threatened with contract dissolution or something.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.105144 del
>>105141
where has the kino gone...


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.105145 del
>>105141
interesting ITTs have been banned for good I'm sorry we can't do that anymore


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.105146 del
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>>105141
>the entire uae team shows up with the Slim Shady haircut


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.105147 del
>>105145
wish they did long ITT's and climbing ITT's more


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.105148 del
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>>105147
they saw how exciting the ascenscion monte lussari ITT was and decreed - no more


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.105149 del
>>105148
that was a great GC TT, flat at the start and then the climb


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.105150 del
26.1 km is the best we can do chuds


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.105151 del
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I would like to see a long steep descend ITT. Lets see who's got the cojones


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.105152 del
NYC bert choking in smoke right now


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.105153 del
>>105145
the last kino one buckbroke two careers


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.105154 del
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>Carapaz Montenegro 6.5
>Pidcvck 10
>Pogacar 12
>Poel 13
>Pedersen 19
>Holland 21
>McNulty 21
>Healy 26
>Gils 26
>Vacek of places 26
>Romo 26
>Toro 34
>Paret 34
>Gregoire 34
>Simmons 34
>Baudin 34
>Wellens 34

I think Dopeurcar secretely hates CARAPAZ after his 2021 el rato plays so no bueno


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.105155 del
>>105154
this has got to be the most open stage ever


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.105156 del
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Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.105157 del
>>105152
It's awful


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.105158 del
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>>105157
show us an kino mit foto then la


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.105159 del
>>105154
and how is UAE not simply going after it themselves?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.105160 del
>>105154
The council has informed today the gays will be on the move


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.105161 del
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Usual ups and down in the wood this morning


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.105162 del
>>105161
rest day for me


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.105163 del
Baudin wins today.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.105164 del
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how peculiar


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.105165 del
>>105164
what's peculiar? it always rains after heat


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.105166 del
>>105165
peculiar is they threatened with another heatwave and lo and behold, gone


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.105167 del
The great Leonard VAN EETVELT is 25 years old today
Time flies


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.105168 del
>>105167
The new Remco?
More like the ex Remco. Hehe.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.105170 del
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>>105164
Yesh, today is perhaps the last sandals day for a few weeks.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.105171 del
>>105167
he spent 1.5 years of that faceplanted on asphalt


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.105172 del
>>105168
>>105171
Needless to say, the "Next Remco" well has dried up recently


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.105173 del
>>105172
>doesn't know about Seff Van Kerckhove
pay attention gramps


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.105174 del
>>105173
I don't think Van ACKHOVE is a GT/GC type of a runner


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.105175 del
>>105172
>>105173
Matteo VANHUFFEL will surprise in the passes


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.105176 del
>>105175
based huffer


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.105177 del
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dead team ranking is in


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.105178 del
Salby bros, are we washed


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.105179 del
PINOT
I
N
O
T

I miss him so much berts


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.105180 del
He's happy berts :)


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.105181 del
rumors are pidcock swapped to shimano for this stage


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.105182 del
>Tobias is going to win
Lmao, 0% chances. Even if he gets in the break they'll make him work for his GC place


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.105183 del
>>105179
Any update on his AirBnB


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.105184 del
>>105182
who is he even a danger to, pidcock will want to go into the break
piganzoli is a slave
martinez is going to intentionally lose time apparently


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.105185 del
>>105181
you know what excuse he made up for his shifter not working? A little stone got stuck in the shifter paddle so it didn't click.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.105186 del
>>105185
I thought he crashed in another stage
Do they not check his shifters after the race?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.105187 del
>>105182
ineos would be going haywire to save bernals 11th

>>105154
really, grug and mads on that climb?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.105188 del
>>105186
I have no idea


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.105189 del
>>105184
Not a danger, but GC guys trying to gain back time in break never win because at some point he has to pull for his GC time and everybody bullies him for that


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.105190 del
>>105185
[X] doubt


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.105191 del
>>105189
I don't really think he cares about his GC anymore, dude wants to win after all his kwabbenings


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.105192 del
>>105191
If that were true he'd be 15 minute more down on GC


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.105193 del
to be fair if mads p gets in the break his lidl slaves will do the work for those 25 points


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.105194 del
>>105193
Next two days are much easier for that, and then the fattos won't climb well enough


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.105195 del
Surely that can't be it?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.105196 del
what the fuck is that politt doing, he tweaking


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.105197 del
>>105195
Lidl will do something. Trust the plan.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.105198 del
okay politt countering every move
it's a GC day


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.105199 del
>>105195
imagine thats the break, and politt keeps it at 2 mins for 150km


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.105200 del
>>105198
They are mad that people booed Pog.
Now they are going to stamp on everyone out of spite.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.105201 del
>>105198
Even florian is controlling now


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.105202 del
if this is the break then cycling is dead


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.105203 del
>>105195
>>105200
>>105201
>>105202
has been dead for a long while but this Tour has been the final nail in the coffin


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.105204 del
holy fuck this is so bad, why is UAE controlling


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.105205 del
OK I'm gone. I'd rather review some chatgpt generated paper than watch another one of these


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.105206 del
>>105205
You can always watch sumo with us.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.105207 del
UAE is controlling so that when the real break goes later their designated winner of the day (Mcnulty) will get in and win


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.105208 del
Isn't this close to swissbert region?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.105209 del
Healy closing the gap for some reason


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.105210 del
>>105207
Plausible.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.105211 del
uae in the break


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.105212 del
Big group


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.105213 del
Biestergod is OUT? Why didn't you tell me


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.105214 del
Shitcock and Shegat in? Not gonna be able to do it.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.105215 del
>>105213
They got a group ticket to herental


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.105216 del
uno x missed the slag


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.105217 del
>Jappe in
Trek will chase


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.105218 del
>>105217
mads too


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.105219 del
Fuck off Wellens
Fuck off McNulty

Thank you


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.105220 del
time for verstryngod


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.105221 del
Kek Wellens and Jimmy. Just as this very /bert/ predicted.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.105222 del
>>105218
>>105217
Nevermind, is he chasing?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.105223 del
With Pidcock there they have no chance


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.105224 del
>>105219
Kek if the break goes they might as well do 1-2


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.105225 del
pogi countering him self like a true lance armstrong


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.105226 del
Nice going there Mads. How do you miss a 37 guy group


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.105227 del
C'est fini. If mads got DQ yesterday he would have lost green there


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.105228 del
>anglo retard saying it might be the day for philipsen
jesus christ these people get paid


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.105229 del
>>105221
It's a tailor-made stage for them, Crampy, Van Gils and all your GC hjaelpers that are able to get something for themselves without help. My only surprise is Arensmeme not being there as well.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.105230 del
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Jeroen didn't know pasteurization comes from Louis Pasteur


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.105231 del
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>>105227
mads will win this one though


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.105232 del
>>105231
Nah Grossschartner wins or something


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.105233 del
Mads himself. What an idiot


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.105234 del
0 (nada) caja rural


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.105235 del
just tuned in, whats all this commotion?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.105236 del
>>105227
There’s two stages Mads still can win


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.105237 del
>>105235
there was a shit break but good guys UAE brought them back


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.105238 del
>>105235
Mads missed a 50 man break with Philipsen like an idiot


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.105239 del
yeah it's over


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.105240 del
now never say jogger works


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.105241 del
What is brother Girmay thinking here? He missed it too. And no having Fraud Bennet there is not a success.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.105242 del
At least Baudin is not there


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.105243 del
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There seems to be a grim vibe in the pedaltoon, corrosive.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.105244 del
Mads also missed this group of 20 with Girmay


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.105245 del
pedersen attacking kek


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.105246 del
Fucking Mads, lolo


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.105247 del
My boy CREVAISON 1:36 behind.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.105248 del
Healy? Jegat? Piduck?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.105249 del
Anyway Wellens wins this shit, whatever. See you tomorrow


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.105250 del
Wellens will win


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.105251 del
>>105249
Yes, thank you, goodnight.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.105252 del
>>105248
Why did Healy become a giga fraud? Dope ran out?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.105253 del
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Lol what could possibly be their fucking plan


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.105254 del
>>105253
I heard this before


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.105255 del
>>105253
Tahiti


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.105256 del
>>105252
heatlet


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.105257 del
>>105253
>blow kisses to the camera
>kiss the sticker
>dont move a muscle when pog accelerates

Thats it, thats the plan


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.105258 del
Mads looks Mads


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.105259 del
>>105258
pwoar


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.105260 del
>>105252
He's been shit all season tbh.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.105261 del
this chase is brutal for Mads


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.105262 del
>>105252
dude broke his tailbone


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.105263 del
The TOP10 teams can't really afford to let pidcuck that much time


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.105264 del
>>105253
matteo jorgenson is a bioweapon, they're spreading that american explosive diarrhea through the peleton


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.105265 del
Some finn is winning in aosta


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.105266 del
how hard will the squeaking get when mcnutty wins this one


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.105267 del
>>105263
I wonder who's going to panic first?
My money is on Bora.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.105268 del
>>105267
Ineos. Bernal can still get top 10!!!


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.105269 del
>>105268
all their guys are in the break


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.105270 del
>>105267
They really should have helped liddl


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.105271 del
Mads can still make it to the first group.
He's going to be completely dead but it's doable.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.105272 del
>>105271
and then philipsen and brother girmay beat him in the sprint
maybe have planckaert steal some points too


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.105273 del
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Debruyne is 17th in GC. Bert told me he was good in the youth categories but he didn't do SHIT. Best result is probably 3rd in Lombardia U23 far behind shitters Lecerf and Archie Ryan of all places. My squeaking sensors are going off


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.105274 del
>>105255
YOU HAVE GOT TO HAVE FAITH, ARTHUR


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.105275 del
>>105272
That would still be insanely better than getting 0 points


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.105276 del
>>105269
They can drop back


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.105277 del
>>105276
that would be so stupid only Ineos would do that


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.105278 del
Did they start in dinosaur noises or am I imagining things now


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.105279 del
>>105278
Birds?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.105280 del
euhh 5 minutes for pidcock


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.105281 del
>>105280
If he wasn't in it my boy jegat would have goten 10 minutes gift today


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.105282 del
Heh great, WELLENS dropped.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.105283 del
>>105282
Nice.
It was for Mcnulty all along.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.105284 del
Mads isn't making it is he?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.105285 del
>>105272
top five is mission accomplished Jasper getting 25 and him 0 is nightmare


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.105286 del
If I'm UAE I'm just letting piddy in yellow


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.105287 del
>>105283
Wait Pcs is saying Mcnulty dropped not Wellens.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.105288 del
>>105282
>>105283
But it says Wellens is in G1 and McNulty in G2


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.105289 del
Why is TOTAL working in g2?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.105290 del
>>105284
30km till sprint seems doable still it’s not like tête is collectively riding against him and the NSN goons are helping


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.105291 del
I don't see McNuddy. Is this about the evil copying websites again?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.105292 del
If there's gonna be 0 (zero) GC action I am going to squeak
If there's gonna be GC action going I am going to squeak
I am going to squeak


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.105293 del
>>105291
tour tracker says wellens in front


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.105294 del
moho is too smart to win stages nowadays


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.105295 del
>>105292
This but unironically


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.105296 del
>>105288
I see, I am not watching the feed, just the livescore, like the World Cup.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.105297 del
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>>105292


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.105298 del
>>105280
6 minutes!!!


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.105299 del
There is Jimmy. Maybe crevaison or something


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.105300 del
As advertisement, there are CUBE and SUPERIOR bikes at the Czech TV studio. They both look at least 10 years old.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.105301 del
Mads coins suddenly rising


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.105302 del
madz will make it


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.105303 del
Verstrynge gets sacrificied for some shitty green points while I NEED my velopoints god damnit


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.105304 del
And it's for nothing even, just ride to the motos lol


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.105305 del
Hehe Mads looks FUCKED


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.105306 del
They are scoring 50 km/h, I can imagine if you're a jobber and on the verge of lachee, any bit of headwind you get must be catastrophic


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.105307 del
fads look dead


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.105308 del
Hagenes pissing in the faces of the crowd. Based Visma


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.105309 del
next remco wins in Aosta


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.105310 del
>>105309
>Lotto
Lol yeah no


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.105311 del
>>105305
That's when Mads is best.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.105312 del
>>105309
BRAVO is the next big sudaka dopeur


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.105313 del
all in all succesfull stage so far


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.105314 del
nice šapó


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.105315 del
>>105312
that's ramirez, he's already going to astana like his idol MAL


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.105316 del
Jonas did the thing


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.105317 del
he did the heckin wholesome wave again


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.105318 del
>>105257
1/3 of the plan complete.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.105319 del
I'm surprised the break is still working together this well.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.105320 del
7 minutes. Time for the whole Decathlon team to ride


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.105321 del
pidcock wins the tour today


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.105322 del
Why are Bahrain chuds massing up front.
Surely they aren't going to help.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.105323 del
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>>105321
heh nothing personal kid


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.105324 del
>>105321
If they get 40 more minutes it will be a battle for Tour victory with Jegat


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.105325 del
>jappe


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.105326 del
lol


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.105327 del
And bahrain is pulling


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.105328 del
>>105327
mohoric has his dropper post installed


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.105329 del
Go on jegat, my son


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.105330 del
isn't it very gruel to give pidders false hope that he thinks that he might be a GC rider


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.105331 del
>>105330
it’s good for our entertainment


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.105332 del
Lipo bros....are they screwing us over?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.105333 del
>>105330
he was good in the vuelta so this post isn't really that relevant anymore


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.105334 del
mads p. all alone


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.105335 del
>>105334
I can't believe Lidl was caught off guard like this.
Or maybe captain America and Vacek are just dead from yesterday.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.105336 del
mads p. weak


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.105337 del
jappe almost fucked that up by making it a long sprint


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.105338 del
sprinters holding each others hand is just to exchange nutrients?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.105339 del
>>105337
I actually think his long sprints look pretty good, it's the kick that isn't there. If he leaves it until late I actually think Mads and Girmay jump him and he doesn't the time to come back.

Mads didn't really gain on him over the final meters even though Mads is the one with a reputation for long sprints.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.105340 del
>>105339
mads also spent the last 2 hours trying to catch up while the other one was hiding in the wheels


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.105341 del
Decathlon will panic. Red Bull will panic


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.105342 del
>The average age of riders in the break and the riders in the pedalton is 29.1

Thanks slav tv. Very cool.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.105343 del
I think I hunted some crocodiles in RDR2 there


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.105344 del
bora car didn't dare to inverse their number plate as well


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.105345 del
I don't understand why they would be afraid of PIDCVCK of all places
The lad barely beaten VERONA and KUSS, two of the biggest frauds of the peloton, few weeks ago.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.105346 del
time for the second race in this stage


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.105347 del
>žižu alah filip
what is the point of him?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.105348 del
Out of the 57, where will Alaphilippe end up


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.105349 del
jonas fadder abrahamsen is all net skin


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.105350 del
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Oh he already got dropped. Not watching


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.105351 del
>>105350
This is getting to sagan level of fraud ending. And he's not even drinking


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.105352 del
>>105348
19


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.105353 del
>>105351
You don't know that


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.105354 del
And Sagan would only drink occasionally. Like when he was awake


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.105355 del
Benny hill has enough of this shit


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.105356 del
Hey Healy has woken up


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.105357 del
anyone getting dropped before philipsen should DSQ


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.105358 del
Kek Merlel is having fun.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.105359 del
Merlier talking directly to this thread


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.105360 del
Grug should be there. Lazy bastard


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.105361 del
I didn't see it what happened


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.105362 del
Why does UAE pull? That's Visma/Bora/other shitters responsibility


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.105363 del
>>105361
He pulled to the side, untighten his BOA and called it a day.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.105364 del
That head on a stick is a bit creepy


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.105365 del
>>105363
Good


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.105366 del
>>105362
Something something Del Toro


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.105367 del
>>105366
should have snuck him in the break for some real chaos


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.105368 del
>>105362
Too slow for Pogi. He's feeling his form going down.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.105369 del
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8 minutes


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.105370 del
Pluimers of all places


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.105371 del
Just tuned back in. Whats happening


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.105372 del
>>105371
Pidcock wins the Tour


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.105373 del
Alaphilippe still has another year on his contract


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.105374 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE KEVIN VOKLAN


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.105375 del
Get rid of the white jersey and re-instate the red jersey imo


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.105376 del
>>105371
nothing


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.105377 del
GREGOIRE lachee early
HEALY present and accounted for
PIDCVCK looks furiously weak


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.105378 del
Anyone but Wellens


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.105379 del
McNulty will save my veloteam


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.105380 del
JEGAT goes solo
PLUIVERS goes backwards
PIDICUCKINI awoken


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.105381 del
Pidkek trying to cover everything.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.105382 del
CRABS of all places
JEGAT and HER SHE follow


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.105383 del
let's go craps


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.105384 del
ynr her/she
you now can call me a newfag


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.105385 del
Haha now Lidl has to go again for le precious Ayuso GC. Losers


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.105386 del
goodbye benoit


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.105387 del
man healy is trash


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.105388 del
my cofidis for a french victory is gone


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.105389 del
HEALY is fucking me. 8pts down the drain


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.105390 del
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HIRSHI NEVER LEFT


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.105391 del
the state of lidl. they really need some better strategy next season with the riders they have.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.105392 del
I have seen enough
AYUSO PESQUERA to go parabolic


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.105393 del
Hey Bling is still there.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.105394 del
who the fuck is bling


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.105395 del
bling is a dangerous customer if they let jayco pace


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.105396 del
Swiss-Germans are jealous that their Italian-Swiss colleagues have Rubens Bertogliati and Gianetti visiting them.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.105397 del
and he has 3 teammates


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.105398 del
c'est fini for Moho


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.105399 del
VAN GILS strong


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.105400 del
Ok Van Gils not normal. I have seen enough


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.105401 del
Jorgensson has aids


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.105402 del
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>JORGENSOHN
what does he do?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.105403 del
>O'CONNOR
KWAB


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.105404 del
van gils very good whenever he can ride for more than 2 months without bullshit happening to him


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.105405 del
>>105402
infect the peleton


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.105406 del
>>105391
Doesn't seem too bad. Today's fully on Mads. If only he'd been awake this wouldn't be an issue.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.105407 del
Lukáš PLAPP betraying MATTHEWS


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.105408 del
>it's another plapp episode
I've watched a bunch of these


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.105409 del
>>105407
it's schmid, matthews already dropped


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.105410 del
>>105407
Matthews has been lacheed a LONG time ago Bert


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.105411 del
Pidcock covered 5 moves without attacking once


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.105412 del
>>105409
>>105410
>Gr. Matthews +20
please pay attention
he can still come on descent


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.105413 del
McNulty barely breathing


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.105414 del
disappointing amount of Suisse flags, worrying amount of German flags


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.105415 del
mcnulty about to TT them out his wheel


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.105416 del
JEGAT begging for bidons


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.105417 del
plapp and schmid looking good


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.105418 del
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ATTAQUE THERMONCULEAIRE THOMASINE PIDCVCK


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.105419 del
not a GC winning acceleration


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.105420 del
not that impressive attack


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.105421 del
Someone I don't like is going to win and I will squeak


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.105422 del
>>105421
Only jegat can save us


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.105423 del
Timmeke will catch the front group


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.105424 del
matthews about to poggio divebomb


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.105425 del
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Surely there are MASSIVE attacks in the lote principal and we just don't get to see em


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.105426 del
If UAE wins I'm squeaking.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.105427 del
>>105422
Braz Afonso saves FDJ


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.105428 del
UAE going for the team gc is too much. They need to hide a little.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.105429 del
lenny pulling himself lmao


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.105430 del
>>105423
I saw him struggling with the shitters and then suddenly went 10 km/h faster. Definitely motobike


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.105431 del
>>105427
That little squeaker weighs about 40 kilos soaking wet. He isn't beating anyone.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.105432 del
dont think they will gain much time with mads pulling


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.105433 del
>>105431
Why is he soaking wet


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.105434 del
>>105430
he just had cramps chud


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.105435 del
huge day for team gc


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.105436 del
van gils vs pidcock, interesting sprint


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.105437 del
Kek Bora now.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.105438 del
remco getting ready to pull


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.105439 del
Remcuck terrified of Pidkak


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.105440 del
Our commentators say Mads is the kind of guy one would happily marry their daughter to. I'm inclined to agree.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.105441 del
just positioning for the descent


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.105442 del
Pidders too strong for these so called GC riders. Don't they know he was on the podium of last year's extra prestigious edition of Vuelta España?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.105443 del
so timothymmke will win


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.105444 del
shut up sir brailsford


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.105445 del
wellens encountering an even bigger wheelsucker in Plapp


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.105446 del
voklan sounds like a very high maintenance rider


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.105447 del
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And just like that, it's over


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.105448 del
G2


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.105449 del
jayco with the 0 IQ moves. they should wait for bling ffs


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.105450 del
Mauro "Vegas" schmid will win.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.105451 del
>>105446
Definitely. Also remember his seething in the TARA TTT. I imagine he's constantly on the verge of tears


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.105452 del
>>105253
jorgzingz gonna banzai like a radiation seeking missile


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.105453 del
I should’ve napped instead of this


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.105454 del
>>105449
yeah just wait while UAE attacks you, bling was never coming back


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.105455 del
>>105253
That plan? Pedalling harder


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.105456 del
Why are they not leaning on UAE - do they want to lose?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.105457 del
tejada is already starting to play games


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.105458 del
Pidcock letting miniature Braz Afonso close the gap lmao


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.105459 del
>>105456
>Expecting Wellens to pull


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.105460 del
>>105459
Then they'll let mcnulty pull or lose the stage.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.105461 del
G2 slurpage kicking in


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.105462 del
gg, who wins the sprint
SCHMID is not slow


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.105463 del
no free stage for pidkek


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.105464 del
>>105463
good


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.105465 del
This is fine. I think Schmid wins.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.105466 del
If Mads hadn't spent half the stage redlining he could've been in there.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.105467 del
A rare chance for SCHMID to lose another sprint a deux


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.105468 del
UAE really bungled it


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.105469 del
>Aldi Nord area
that's sad.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.105470 del
>>105468
Welllens is probably dead but yea Mcnulty has no excuse.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.105471 del
Tejada gotta poker my boy


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.105472 del
schmid fumbling it


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.105473 del
>Mauro please don't play Poker
kek, they literally said this on Swiss tv.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.105474 del
>do big attack
>get a good gap
>start looking back and soft-pedalling
why are riders like this?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.105475 del
>>105470
not dead apparently, just stupid


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.105476 del
Schmid winning because not afraid to lose


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Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.105478 del
if your nation hasn't won a tour stage by now, you're a guest nation.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.105479 del
lmao wheelie win


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.105480 del
>>105478
hehe time to go smug on squeakers


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.105481 del
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well played, luckily norbert wasn't in the team car


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.105482 del
>50km/h average in a 205 km stage with a cat 1
wew


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.105483 del
why didnt tejada pedal harder


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.105484 del
nice holand johanesen tribute


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.105485 del
Let's see if Pidkek can get on the podium.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.105486 del
gregoire is furiously weak


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.105487 del
Benny Hill furiously weak


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.105488 del
why don't weak riders simply ride stronger


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.105489 del
>>105488
they would be accused of dopage


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.105490 del
>>105485
Close but no cigar.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.105491 del
>>105490
Moral victory for Remco. Another devastating moral loss for Lipo.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.105492 del
>>105482
the downhill cancels out the uphill so it's actually flat


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.105493 del
bling mentioned


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.105494 del
well, time to get the hazmat suit ready for the weekend


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.105495 del
Ridiculous thunderstorms visible from the windows yet it is not raining still


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.105496 del
>>105495
same is happening right outside my windows


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.105497 del
>>105495
commute home had me ride through massive thunderstorms, spooky 2bh


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.105498 del
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>commute
KOMmute


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.105499 del
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>>105498


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.105500 del
>>105498
Nicht normal


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.105501 del
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>>105498
And you have the audacity to call professional cyclists dopeurs!


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.105502 del
>>105498
you might be stronger than buchmann at this point


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.105503 del
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>>105502
I hope thats not true


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:03 [Preview] No.105504 del
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very dutch looking mf'er


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.105505 del
>>105504
born and bred to smoke that godawful rolling tabacco from blue packets


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.105506 del
>>105504
>>105503
Actually looks like old remco


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.105507 del
>>105498
Very nice power, but pretty slow innit for that? I was thinking of 45km/h+ for that power, but maybe it was a headwind


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.105508 del
>>105507
yes it was very windy since it was storming and raining and all but this is only flat and climbing there is no descending, this is 402m up and 51m down. Commute one is 400m down 50m up. My first route had like 400/180 to dodge the main road but now I'll just ride the main road for like 30 km.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.105509 del
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I actually even drafted an ebike for the first couple k until I couldn't hold the wheel anymore, I never even planned a hard ride home I just went fullgas for the first 10 minutes and thought why not keep going a bit and then I just kept going and going


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.105510 del
>>105504
Not exactly technically perfect today, on such a stage you can't have your capitain de route sleeping at the start of the race.
They better hope that pidders will be tired tomorrow


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.105511 del
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>>105510
you telling me I'm wrong buddy


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.105512 del
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>🗣 Juan Ayuso 🇪🇦 : "Je pense que Del Toro, Seixas ou moi sera sur le podium. On verra pour Evenepoel."
<"I think Del Toro, Seixas or I will be on the podium. We'll see for Evenepoel."
are you not forgetting someone


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.105513 del
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>Pogacar 1.66
>Carapaz Montenegro 4.5
>Vingegaard 17
>Toro 17
>Holland 17
>Evenepoel 34
>Paret 34
>Seixas 41
>Arensman 41
>Pidcvck 51
>Baudin 51
>Lipowitz 67
>Tejada 67
>Rubio 67
...
>Martinez 101
>Ayuso Pesquera 151


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:40 [Preview] No.105514 del
>>105513
I wonder if some matches will be saved for sunday


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.105515 del
>>105512
I think Florian will be the best once the stages go crazy he’ll outlast the rest


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.105516 del
>>105513
we need a /bet/ for who gets dropped from the gc group


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.105517 del
>>105514
Either tomorrow or Sunday will be a slurper.
Two mountain stages in a row and one of them is always sleepy.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.105518 del
>>105517
sunday there's no hiding on that final rampa inhumana, a nice one pogacar will want to add to his collection
he already won tomorrow's stage in 2023


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.105519 del
>>105498
shit i thought we were all frauds here


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.105520 del
>>105518
I'm seeing 23 degrees on sunday in that area so we will probably see thermonuclear devastation on that climb


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:06 [Preview] No.105521 del
>>105508
>but now I'll just ride the main road for like 30 km.
Crazy


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.105522 del
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Good news everyone!
I have risen to elite top 5 in tdf velodrama.
The bad news is that my 2 sprinters will bring me nothing from now on so this is my peak. Thank you brother Girmay and thank you Berts for reading my blog.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.105523 del
https://x.com/GroupamaFDJ/status/2078082020333294054


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.105524 del
>>105523
>goat


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:22 [Preview] No.105525 del
>>105522
Cheers!
I vill monitor your downfall.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:22 [Preview] No.105526 del
>>105523
>where's that little weasel gaudu at


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.105527 del
>>105512
>ignores lipowitz that outsprinted him
>sees his teammate as a slave
>thinks cracked del toro can still pass him


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.105528 del
>>105520
>end of week 2 just before the rest day
>full train still in the race
>easy-ish stage before the final climb
it's literally plateau de beille v2

del toro already went crazy on that climb during the dauphiné, so yeah, it's gonna be disgusting


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.105529 del
>>105520
Honestly now the only thing left in this tour is the seething from insane w/kg. I hope he beats pantani huez as well


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.105530 del
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kwab of the year contender


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.105531 del
>>105530
>>105529
And some good Schadenfreude as well


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.105532 del
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>>105530
No wins, no friends. It's over.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.105533 del
>>105530
No wonder Pog looks sad.
Can't bully someone who's in the ditch.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.105534 del
>>105530
cruel and unusual punishment


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.105535 del
>>105534
karmic retribution


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.105536 del
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Kek, that must have been a big check
https://x.com/cyclingontnt/status/2078157001872318563


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.105537 del
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it's over


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.105538 del
Each day I upload couple of highlights, the "best" bouts of the day. Trying to pick entertaining ones, big struggles, intense fights, curiosities that happen.
Since I forgot to shill the stream here's today's selection: >>>/sp/301876


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.105540 del
I mean here: >>>/sp/302170


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.105541 del
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>>105537
>hyhy


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.105542 del
>>105540
<_<


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.105543 del
>>105530
Hmm, I wonder if Campy blogged about that.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.105544 del
>>105537
>>105536
well he needs to cross it off his list eventually
might as well get it over with


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.105545 del
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>>105537
>A Prince Albert (PA) piercing is a male genital modification that enters the urethra and exits through the underside of the glans. Healing usually takes 1 to 6 months. Proper hydration and daily saline soaks are essential to keep the area clean and reduce irritation.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.105546 del
>>105544
Sure.
But he should wait for next few years when the wc is a sprinter fest and not something tailor made for him.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.105547 del
>>105546
He's winning WC no matter how he prepares for it


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.105548 del
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>>105545
>Things I didn't need to know.

Thank Bert.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.105549 del
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>>105545
I once saw a guy with lots of genital piercings and a completely split open penor (so basically cut in half from tip to balls) on a beach in Lanzarote.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.105550 del
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>>105549
>so basically cut in half from tip to balls


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.105551 del
>Et pour y parvenir, il s'attaquera demain à une étape « vraiment difficile avec de très belles montagnes sur un parcours qui convient bien à notre équipe. Cela pourrait être une journée propice à de nombreuses attaques. Elle nous convient bien et elle sera difficile pour les autres.
>elle sera difficile pour les autres


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.105552 del
>>105549
>split
f-for what purpose


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.105553 del
>>105549
how do I unread this?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:25 [Preview] No.105554 del
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Cycling?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.105555 del
>>105554
no
its dead pogacar has killed it


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.105556 del
>>105554
split cock is aero like that cervelo handlebar


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.105557 del
kek Mauro retelling the vegas story here


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.105558 del
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I had a gargantual ride planned but it seems I have been persuaded to do a (big) schnitzel group ride instead
You don't say no to a schnitzel


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.105559 del
shall be travelling to the alps and visiting stage 19+20, time for ciclismo


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.105560 del
>>105559
naar links da da da dum
naar rechts da da dum


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.105561 del
>>105559
Don't forget to consume local products


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.105562 del
>>105561
dopage?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 21:00 [Preview] No.105563 del
>>105561
>>105562
making home made burgers
>yes, I'm late
>I was on the phone


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.105564 del
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>>105523
I miss him so much.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.105565 del
>


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.105566 del
early burger hours


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.105567 del
test


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.105568 del
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Oh come on, where is the pic?


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.105569 del
>>105568
mmmmmmm zwiebel


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.105570 del
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I have on good authority that famous Ghanaian witch doctor and fetish priest Nana Kwaku Bonsam has vowed to curse Pogacar. Allegedly he aims not to injure him but merely slow him down enough on the coming climbs so VINGEGAARD can win the tour.
Make of that information what you will.


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 22:20 [Preview] No.105571 del
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>>105523
My fucking GOAT


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.105572 del
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Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.105573 del
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(2.90 MB 1280x720 tibo pinot.webm)


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.105574 del
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Did some uneven intervals today. Was warm but felt good.
Also more pinot


Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.105575 del
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>>105530
dude is literally a bioweapon

aren't there provisions in the geneva convention about this


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.105577 del
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>Torrential thunderstorms in forecast
>Forest fires with dangerous air quality
>Sick
>Knee randomly hurts for no reason
It has never been more over for me than it is now


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.105578 del
>Forgot to charge the pedals -> it's fine, just z2 this morning
>It starts raining -> just a few drops
>Realize after 5k I don't have bottles
Some days are just not meant for riding.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.105579 del
>>105578
>using bidons


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.105580 del
I'm busy, so here's my warning not to get stuck in this thread.
NEW THREAD:
>>105539
>>105539
>>105539


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.105585 del
We should be using the Remco or the dopage threads today . I got a feeling both will be relevant.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.105680 del
IS it just me or the other thread is dead?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.105905 del
1


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.105921 del
flood?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.105922 del
3


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.106098 del
Bong.


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