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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No. 105539
Flowers By Irene edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT

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https://firstcycling.com/

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>Previous Thread:
>>104536


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.105581 del
First for PINOT


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.105582 del
Binot


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.105583 del
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let's go


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.105584 del
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>>105583
>Slock on the same level as jonas, ayuso, seixas and del toro


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.105586 del
>>105583
nice shop


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.105587 del
RAMSES DEBRUYNE DNS


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.105588 del
>>105587
I'm creeping deeeaath, pewewewew, peweweweee..


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.105589 del
>fever and sore throat
the jorgenson infection tactic is working


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.105590 del


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.105591 del
>No, Frits Biesterbos was not sick or injured when he left the Tour de France after twelve stages, in consultation with his team Picnic PostNL. The Dutch team withdrew the 24-year-old talent from the race ‘with a view to his development’.

lol you already have no riders and then you start taking them out for no reason


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.105592 del
>>105591
YOU MOVED YOUR SADDLE TWO INCHES TIME TO RE ASSES DEVELOPMENT TAKE HIM OFF THE TOUR


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.105593 del
>>105592
He might have taken a bottle with a little more carbs than allowed is what the streets are saying


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.105594 del
Is this jonas last tdf?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.105595 del
>Ramses developed a sore throat and a fever overnight. The fever makes it impossible for him to continue the race.
>Our youngster leaves the Tour after an impressive debut, with some strong stage performances and a place inside the top 20 of the general classification until today.

>23
>youngster


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.105596 del
>>105595
30 years younger than autismbert


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.105597 del
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ok, time for a ride
they say no rain, which means rain


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.105598 del
>>105597
Viel Spaß


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.105599 del
>>105595
23 is still young!


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.105600 del
>>105597
Let me cite Horner:
>Turn Your Brain OFF % RACE


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.105601 del
yes well, please stand by


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.105602 del
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we live


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.105603 del
The Giro ad caravan is a joke compared to the tour.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.105604 del
>>105603
The bald guy is looking at you strangely bert


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.105605 del
BOOOO


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.105606 del
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Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.105607 del
Found a place in the shadows. Now I hope UAE merda parks in front of me. It's a Saturday and there are way too many people to get anywhere near the stage.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.105608 del
UAE has kinda the shittiest and oldest Setra bus and Pogis lions are blocking the window.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.105609 del
???


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.105610 del
Mads striking back with his stuffed animal collection


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.105611 del
dirty asthma dopeurs


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.105612 del
What do they do?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.105613 del
BAM


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.105614 del
>>105613
merlier magnier, mustaffa and stuyven
the boys


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.105615 del
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>>105611
Throw a rock at them!


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.105616 del
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damn picnick really is dreadful
also never understood novo nordisk, surely the ozempic marketing isn't worth keeping the team alive for


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.105617 del
Russo and Squillaume, the best I can do


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.105618 del
Top Squeak


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.105619 del


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.105620 del
Was supposed to do some suprathreshold on the TT bike but no chance, I am utterly spent from this family "holiday" and lack of sleep that some sweetspot was all I could manage. Legs feel quite good up to lt1 but then when it starts to get harder I just can't bring myself there mentally to really send it. Still two weeks to go until the toddler goes back to kindergarten and I can resume working...


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.105621 del
very evil


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.105622 del
Slock


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.105623 del
Yeah, not topping these on my measly Kurwatour. Keep them coming.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.105624 del
>>105620
child begone, father needs to push his watts


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.105625 del
>>105609
There is dopage in there. Like L*nce with motoman
>>105622
BOOOOO


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.105626 del
German boomers drooling next to me


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.105627 del
There's basically no one at the Astana bus.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.105628 del
>>105627
nice looking bike though


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.105629 del
Alain Philippe


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.105630 del
>>105628
well have another one


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.105631 del
Heh women in Belgium actually have one of those old school 3a and 3b stage. All in 1 day no less.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.105632 del


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.105633 del
>>105630
thank you kindly


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.105634 del


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.105635 del


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.105636 del
>>105635
I'd ride a Shimano bike


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.105637 del
>>105602
My cousin's wife (she of the sub-50 AdZ time after cycling for like six months) is doing some type of tourist ride-a-long in one of the cars during the Alpe d'Huez stage this week. Hopefully she's in a cheesemobile.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.105638 del
I dont recall being this scared I was gonna get tipped over by wind


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.105639 del
I guess I'm in another mobile antenna and have to make a post


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.105640 del
Aeroad vs Van Rysel


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.105641 del
Until the start some bike related comment. Because of rail construction, I rode from Basel across the border to Saint Louis and took the train there to Mulhouse. The road quality immediately turned shit when I crossed the border. How come you don't have perfect roads?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.105642 del
The French gendarmerie proudly rides Bavarian motorbikes


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.105643 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J-M88cfsUl0 [Embed]

I'm forcing Bertina to watch old TdF highlights at 6am


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.105644 del
do we get a curva pinot today?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.105645 del
least racist american


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.105646 del


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.105647 del
>>105645
Bernal already stretching out his back


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.105648 del
More smoke in NYC. Guess I'll do one of those TdF climbs in Zwift. This summer fucking sucks.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.105649 del
2


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.105650 del
signal not strong enough for schnitzelpost in the hinterlands


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.105651 del
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Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.105652 del
Hartmannswillerkopf. French is such a beautiful language


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.105653 del
>>105652
Alsace has changed hands quite a few times


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.105654 del
Campenkwab


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.105655 del
Pidcock again


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.105656 del
>>105655
he gunning for the podium


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.105657 del
come on atleast try to slim the group down to a size that could actually work together


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.105658 del
>>105655
They can't let him go up road


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.105659 del
>>105658
Yeah, break is doomed with him there


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.105660 del
>>105655
Doesn't matter.
The break isn't making it today .


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.105661 del
>>105635
they need to elaborate on the seatpost, is it a dropper and if so is it a special dropper that can adjust seat height in small increments maybe? (useless if not)


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.105662 del
A tete has formed from la tete

Better composition


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.105663 del
So which "smaller team" will blink first?
Bahrain again?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.105664 del
>>105661
They've talked about it it's a dropper so that riders can adjust to their size


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.105665 del
>>105663
But Lenny is like 5 minutes behind Pidcock now


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.105666 del
>>105663
UAE will drill this one unless their entire team is sick


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.105667 del
>>105643
>Ya the reason Lance is so dominant is because he came back from his cancer treatment with this new high cadence style
Was everyone just retarded back then


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.105668 del
>>105665
Yes but they probably believe Lenny can still beat him if they don't give away more time.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.105669 del
>>105668
>ahhh we need this 11th place in GC I am going insaaaane


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.105670 del
Heßmann always seems to be tweaking high on meth


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.105671 del
>>105669
>nooooo you can't ask a rider that's going to drop in 2 climb to pull a bit in the valley


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.105672 del
jonmas will be isolated quickly, all those vismoids in the break will plummet through


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.105673 del
>>105669
Well they have fuck else to do this tour.
Bauhaus is shit, Tiberi is shit, Mohoric is giga shit. Might aswell try for a top 10 gc.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.105674 del
>This is the chance to put UAE under pressure because of the pidock menace
Lmao, these anglo eurosport are either completely stupid or in full hopium


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.105675 del
>>105651
mmmmm oh yes juicy chikkn schnitzel


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.105676 del
>>105651
I still don't know what that skull thing on the fanta can is.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.105677 del
>>105676
Call of Duty promo


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.105679 del
>>105676
think the skull is wearing a headset so this must be gamer fanta


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.105678 del
>healy is pulling for carapaz


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.105681 del
parrot puncheur


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.105682 del
Impressive featherweight painter


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.105683 del
>>105681
Ventoux esque


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.105684 del
And Carapaz goes on. The classic trick that the rest of the breakaway falls for every single time


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.105685 del
Insane crowds. Never seen such crowds on a descent


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.105686 del
>>105671
>>105673
Maybe Lenny should do something himself then like Pidcock instead of slurping all day every day


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.105687 del
Can't wait for richie to loose 2 minute on the last climb and people squeaking because a rider that was in front all day is not as fresh as one that sucked wheels


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.105688 del
Ok Baudin time to bridge up.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.105689 del
Now this is some serious steez


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.105690 del
>>105651
looks good, mahlzeit!


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.105691 del


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.105692 del
OG break giving up. Shouldnt have let Pidcock and Jorgenson get there


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.105693 del
>>105692
I bet Jorgenson being sick is a ruse somehow by Visma, and it somehow is their great masterplan to tackle Pog (ofc it wont work)


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.105694 del
Why does Hugo Page have his own col


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.105695 del
>>105694
nepotism


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.105696 del
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This would've been a great /wtw/ stage


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.105697 del
Peacock showing highlights of VPP/Healy battle on Ventoux last year. Great stage.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.105698 del
@grok, how do I clean me bike after 40 minutes riding in torrential rain?
how do I clean meself too


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.105699 del
anyway, i'm here, this better not be a slurper


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.105700 del
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feels good to ride in 20°C again bros


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.105701 del
>>105699
There was a doomed break that included Jorgenson and Pidcock, but thankfully Carapaz/VPP/Healy/Hollandsen bros attacked out of that for the real break of the day.

I think they have a chance.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.105702 del


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.105703 del
>>105702
I blame Canada


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.105704 del
>Amirail pulling in Gr. Pidcock to put Jonas behind Pidcock in GC
Is this Visma's plan? Because I'm not following


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.105705 del
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rate me glass bertaček


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.105706 del
>>105703
>We are being invaded by Canada


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.105707 del
>>105704
they're still stuck on the satellite plan from 2023


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.105708 del
>>105706
Gonna be honest, dislike this dude a lot but he has a point that if your neighboring country doesn't properly control burn they should be held accountable for it


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.105709 del
>>105708
fully agreed I want CZECHIA and POLAND held responsible for flooding MY AIR with SMOG every fall and winter


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.105710 del
Explosive 240W sprint from VPP to take the KOM points


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.105711 del
>>105706
He's right


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>>105705
VERY cool


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.105713 del
>>105706
I mean is Canada actually bad at controlling fire? They always help US during fires…


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.105714 del
Ahhhh Jonas do something


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.105715 del
>>105709
EU has a CO framework though where industry can launder “fresh air” from non Industry areas in EU


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.105716 del


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.105717 del
>>105715
I want these swine RAPED


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.105718 del
>check /cyc/
>Schizobrit opining to himself
>Bunch of Danes wishing death on Pogi
>"When will Sean Kelly die"
Cursed place


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.105719 del
SPLIT IN PELOTON
Jonas in 2eme peloton


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.105720 del
Mads chasing


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.105721 del
>>105719
>>105720
Peacock on commercial. Is this actually happening


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.105722 del
without pidcock this would have been fun, greedy little twerp


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.105723 del
>>105721
There was a 5-10 second split but it's not going to last, it was just 10 lads (UAE+Dopacar plus Bora boys)


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.105724 del
next MAL wins in Aosta
great result by finberts protege


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.105725 del
EF comicale


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.105726 del
>Carashit


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.105727 del
Ive seen enough. Car a rat on Tramadol


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.105728 del
No kiwis today.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.105729 del
why is pedersen even wasting his energy by staying with the peleton


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.105730 del
thymen is extra weak this tour, what gives?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.105731 del
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whatever tire setup ineos is using, I don't want anything to do with it


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.105732 del
>>105731
Are they doing TT tires?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.105733 del
so Armirail is gonna pace so hard he'll drop soon, then jorgenson is alone in that group
and then what, he's gonna pace the peleton in the valley?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.105734 del
>>105733
Trust the plan?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.105735 del
>>105733
I seriously have no idea what Visma's plan is here


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.105736 del
>>105729
He just closed a gap in the descenr


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.105737 del
blow those bubbles


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.105738 del
it's over for the break


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.105739 del
>exactly 50 years ago the last Belgian won the tour


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.105740 del
>>105738
I think the tete has a chance, but Gr Pidcock never had a chance


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.105741 del
Poor Bruno Admiral.
Soo much work for basically nothing.


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>>105740
bert you saw the last time when carapaz got passed like some obese amateur, it is time to let go my friend


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.105743 del
>>105741
>Visma burning thru multiple domestiques to sort of wear down Nils Pollitt
Remember their "Beyond Victory" era? How far the mighty have fallen


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.105744 del
visma


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.105745 del
visma


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.105746 del
>>105743
They never recovered after losing Zeeman.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.105747 del
Lmao


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.105748 del
boc perishing trying to hold onto the group on a descent. NO refunds decathlon


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.105749 del
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Guy went from the mountains to the sea.
https://www.strava.com/activities/19353248423/analysis


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.105750 del
The plan has failed, wat nou


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.105751 del
>>105749
very cool


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.105752 del
>>105749
>41 km/h average


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.105753 del
What is O'Coomers problem?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.105754 del
>>105749
what the fuck, how does that speed match that power


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.105755 del
>>105752
>>105754
Yeah, he was on a TT bike, Canyon nothing less.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.105756 del
>>105754
I checked the weather and he had 100% tailwind 13-15 km/h the entire ride according to my weatherfrog. Couple that with more descending than climbing and full TT setup, proper pay2win sport innit


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.105757 del
>>105756
yes I do see now it was basically downhill the entire way


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.105758 del
Slav TV has some poor jurno doing the last climb on every mountain stage and then report from the finish..
He looked absolutely fucked today.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.105759 del
lenny lachee, good work yesterday boys


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.105760 del
Kek on france tv they're saying the goal for pogi this weekend is to get as much time as possible so that he can rest next week to prepare the vuelta. lmao


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.105761 del
SPLIT IN PEDALTON


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.105762 del
jobbers at 2'08"


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.105763 del
>>105758
kek nice one of our commentators also rides parts of every stage and films footage for the broadcast but he's an ex pro so he doesn't struggle much. This guy afaik https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/fabian-wegmann


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.105764 del
The absolute state of Bahrain


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.105765 del
>>105761
ANOTHER fucking commercial


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.105766 del
>>105763
I like that sort of thing. Boots on the ground from the journos. Sometimes they even have some worthwhile stuff to report.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.105767 del
>>105765
and they make you pay for that


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.105768 del
>ineos
>all our guys have free reign to attack and ride for anything they want
>spends the entire tour working for bernal's 11th place


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.105769 del
Poor Arensman had enough of this shit.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.105770 del
I think I have transcended beyond squeaking


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.105771 del
>>105770
it's just kinda boring you know, they never get any time so that you might even hope for someone else winning
these guys won't even make the foot of the final climb at this rate


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.105772 del
Well I made it to the loser public viewing at Col Amic. I blame squeakers keeping the roads closed, even the bike paths running next to the tour roads and not me being too slow. So I had to zig zag my way to the Vogesen. The road up Hartmannsweilerkopf was harder than I expected.
Although it says 5G throughput is dogshit, so I will post pics back in the trein.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.105773 del
>>105771
Blame visma for putting satellite. 80% of the cases they'd be happy to let them go


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.105774 del
>>105773
And blame Pidcock


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.105775 del
>>105774
I don't think they care about pidcock


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.105776 del


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.105777 del
>>105775
why would they care about armirail doing some sub vingo watts pull for 5 minutes at the end either


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.105778 del
>>105775
well arguably del dopo is still in the race for 3rd


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.105779 del
>>105777
By principle they ride behind matteo


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.105780 del
>Bora moves to the front
Why


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.105781 del
I repeat myself but VAN GILS kinda looks like beefed up version of Memco


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.105782 del
>>105780
Getting a feed bag


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.105783 del
>>105780
le champions le ride


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.105784 del
>>105780
pidcoque


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.105785 del
>>105784
he's long since been collected


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.105786 del
I think Norgay will win


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.105787 del
I would be seething but I don't like the norge nor the rat, so I'm enjoying another pogiwinslol


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.105788 del
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Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.105789 del
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Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.105790 del
just in time for the pogacar attack


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Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.105792 del
I think we may see some OTL today


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.105793 del
>>105792
There are more fat fucks behind Mads right?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.105794 del
>>105791
We're old.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.105795 del
>>105793
yea there's a big group another 5 minutes behind mads group


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.105796 del
>Col du Hag
Vos is here?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.105797 del
>>105794
I feel warm inside when I see old memes


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.105798 del
>>105792
the time limit will be like 45 minutes or something


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.105799 del
gods the weather is so nice now chill 22 degrees some wind lots of clouds


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.105800 del
Can't wait for the BIG and exciting Pogacar attack


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.105801 del
>juan "podium" ayushit


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.105802 del
La rata esta en movimiento


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.105803 del
AYUSO PESQUERA in difficulty


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.105804 del
Decaboys on fire 🔥


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.105805 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE RICARD CARAPAYS


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.105806 del
>>105801
IT WILL BE BETWEEN ME AND DEL TORO FOR 10TH


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.105807 del
kwabcock


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.105808 del
>>105801
ayuso getting kwabbed big time this weekend after he ran his big mouth would be comical


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.105809 del
PIDCVCKINI lachee


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.105810 del
Torito looks like he is depleted.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.105811 del
>podium man
>big six


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.105812 del
Prudhomme back on the juice


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.105813 del
Pogacar alone 😱😱😱


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.105814 del
>Try to go in the break
>Plummet down GC standings
Shidcock disasterclass


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.105815 del
>>105813
Visma's plan...worked?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.105816 del
>>105808
I kind of want Skjelmose to drop him like a rock


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.105817 del
PROdomme


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.105818 del
>>105815
plan trvst


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.105819 del
carapaz on a mission, true fighter


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.105820 del
sepp kuss spotted


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.105821 del
>>105810
yeah he's dead and gone


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.105822 del
Del Torro had his weak moment but he’s back


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.105823 del
>>105810
This is why he'll never win a GT. Randomly blows up in big mountain days


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.105824 del
Remco is dead


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.105825 del
that parrot is about to get painted


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.105826 del
skjelmose ending higher than ayuso would be the biggest karmic fuck you he can give to his team after all that animosity


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.105827 del
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Legendary fraud Sepp KUSS has awoken


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.105828 del
>>105827
>he's losing time to carapaz


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.105829 del
lipowitz overtaking pogacar take notes lads this means something


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.105830 del
>>105827
losing time on the rat


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.105831 del
I would like to say POGACAR looks like shit but that is probably just hopium & copium


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.105832 del
uae really weird, pog will have to do everything alone again


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.105833 del
We need pogi to attack so the frauds can fight each other


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.105834 del
really cringe how they coddle del toro. he wont do shit, just use him as helper


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.105835 del
>>105834
No let my boys at the front win


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.105836 del
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remco pokerface
lipowitz looking hungry
red bullies are about to do the big thing


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.105837 del
>>105834
Something is wrong at that team. Yatesi got dropped by benoot


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.105838 del
>>105837
Jorgenson bioweapon activated....

I kneel, Plugge....


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.105839 del
yes you see that right
yes your eyes are not deceiving you
LIPOWITZ ATTACKE


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.105840 del
We need the uae train on form. This is too much slurrping


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.105841 del
LIPOWITZ GOES SOLO
SEIXAS FOLLOW


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.105842 del
sepp kuss is dying a thousand deaths holy shit


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.105843 del
pogacar more concerned with del toro than seixas and lipowitz attacking


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.105844 del
Lmao lipo


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.105845 del
pogacar defending and/or riding for del torrito


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.105846 del
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KUSSEN proper pain face


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.105847 del
>big cheer after attaque Lipowitz
Yes, I'm surrounded by Germans.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.105848 del
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they closed that attack down without leaving zone2


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.105849 del
THE FUCKING PLAN
HERE
WE
GO


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.105850 del
Something is happening but I can't tell what


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.105851 del
>>105847
like they won the world cup


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.105852 del
Remco dead


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.105853 del
EVENEPOEL LACHEE


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.105854 del
Cararatbros...


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.105855 del
>>105852
Del Dopo too


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.105856 del
Ynr Thomas "GC Rider" PIDCOCK


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.105857 del
those vache qui rit jersey’s are kino as fuck


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.105858 del
>>105854
man it would have been interesting if he reached the top first to see what happens on the flat


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.105859 del
EVENEPOEL CRACKÉÉ


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.105860 del
German nationalism on the rise


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.105861 del
no way carapaz makes it


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.105862 del
pulling lipo back to help remco


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.105863 del
>>105855
Do his best Almeida impression


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.105864 del
jesus that vingegaard pace is humilating weak, he dropped one guy


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.105865 del
Remco coming back like a rocket


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.105866 del
Vinge going full purple lipped he only has one of these day’s every tour


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.105867 del
is remco really dead or is he just almeida'ing


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.105868 del
>>105864
he didn't even drop AYUSO who had already dropped


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.105869 del
Memco will still take moral bonis, mark my words


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.105870 del
>>105867
for now Almeida the irregular tempo fucks him


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.105871 del
Norgay is BACK


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.105872 del
>>105870
yea looks like he's in control here


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.105873 del
way too many motors jesus christ


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.105874 del
Ratobros....


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.105875 del
norge seething again


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.105876 del
fuck norway


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.105877 del
Just don't gift it to Del Toro, that's all I ask


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.105878 del
why the fuck is jonas even pulling. not like he can crack even 40 degree fever pog like this


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.105879 del
>>105878
CHAMPIONS RIDE


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.105880 del
Slurp


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.105881 del
last km of climb even steeper


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.105882 del
>>105878
Goal is to crack him in the fourth week


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.105883 del
remco climbing like Landa
god I miss Landa


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.105884 del
Jonas has posters of João on the Angliru on his walls


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.105885 del
sluuuuurp


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.105886 del
and hes gone


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.105887 del
Can I get a quick check of the Remco Seethe-o-Meter


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.105888 del
spat out my drink laughing


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.105889 del
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Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.105890 del
just win the sprint pog, what's the use


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.105891 del
del dopo is dropping


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.105892 del
>>105890
statement riding


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Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.105894 del
>>105888
Gap not that big THOUGH


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.105895 del
don't look bros the bad guys are winning


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.105896 del
>>105892
he really just wants to mentally crack vingegaard straight in to retirement


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.105898 del
>motopacing
FUCK OFF


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.105899 del
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pog is smiling big time


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.105900 del
E A S Y


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.105901 del
>>105896
Yeah also fucking with the french fans boo'ing him


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.105902 del
smiling like he could wheelie right now


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.105903 del
Seixas pas normal


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.105904 del
alright lets see
>seixas closing in on vingo
>about 8s ahead of lipowitz and ay*so
>remco is another 10ish seconds behind them


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Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.105907 del
>>105894
20+ seconds in 1.5km is insane


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.105908 del
Jeez that's a lot of people


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.105909 del
There has to be 100k people on that mountain


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.105910 del
>>105908
I hope you can refreshments


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.105911 del
wait a minute del toro reached seixas and vingo like 10 seconds ahead of ayuso-lipowitz-remco
when did that happen


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.105912 del
That's alot of bikes


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.105913 del
lipocoin dropped like spacex stock


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.105914 del
Del Dopo is back?!?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.105915 del
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Dopo


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.105916 del
Who was 4th behind, DOPO?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.105917 del


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.105918 del
>>105911
he's a massive diesel, I remember that tirreno ayuso won he dropped at the foot of every climb and then ended like 3rd


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.105919 del
Bora Kwab Grohe needs to buy out Del Torro


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.105920 del
OF course
czech /tv/ said it was LIPOWITZ of all places like their riding style could be any more different


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.105923 del
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Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.105924 del
>>105882
but there's no 4th week


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.105925 del
will liposhit work with memco?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.105926 del
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Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.105927 del
Del dopo is mugging them in the sprint


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.105928 del
>>105927
You never know, he seems to have suffered on climb


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.105929 del
>>105926
god reminds me of Pinot's retirement


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.105930 del
>>105926
Moldavian bert's wet dream


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.105931 del
tick tock cavendish


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.105932 del


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.105933 del
>>105928
sorry bro, wrong again


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.105934 del
Great damage control by remco


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.105935 del
>>105931
Definitely the silver lining of Pogi's dominance.

The English should have no standing in this sport


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.105936 del
>>105933
Yes well


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.105937 del
Waar Pidkek


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.105938 del
Gianetti's fake praise for Jonas is genuinely the worst thing
Makes me puke


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.105939 del
>>105934
lost 3 seconds in the end


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.105940 del
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red bullies had a plan, executed it and it only brought them ruin


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.105941 del
vingo biggest loser? actually lost time after le big plan


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.105942 del
>>105940
they should really just sit in the wheels, Lipo doing that fraudcheck mid climb fucked him up


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.105943 del
Second or even third time Jooonas tried to pace drop everyone, dropped no one and then died a million deaths


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.105944 del
>>105941
>>105943
judging from vingos performance this tour one could go as far as saying his victory would not be guaranteed if pog didn't exist. Visma is weak, he would be all alone


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.105945 del
>>105944
they would ride completely differently if pogacar didn't exist
vingo would do one all out attack and comfortable suck wheels
now he feels like he needs to do something and it's fucking him over


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.105946 del
If seixas is second, someone will try to assassinate pog


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.105947 del
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Some guy picked fishboy twice and got 101 points


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.105948 del
33 mins


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.105949 del
Pidcock lost 3:34.
Will be back in the break tomorrow.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.105950 del


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.105951 del
>>105947
why not pick 5 pogs


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.105952 del
new bike has arrived


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.105953 del
>>105952
now that should be fast on belgian roads


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.105954 del
I have seen enough

1. Pog
2. Seixas
3. Lipowitz

Jonas is done, DNF soon. Del Toro will do something retarded and Remco craque totale and seethfest is inevitable


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.105955 del
>>105954
Jonas will be fine.

I do agree that Remco will crack in the Alps. This seethe and come back gimmick doesn't work with multiple HC climbs stacked


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.105956 del
But then again my predictions are nearly always wrong


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.105957 del
no OTL


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.105958 del
>>105955
you won't have to wait for the crack, tomorrow is so steep he stands no chance at all


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.105959 del
La Saleve tomorrow. Attentionpayers may remember this as the highlight of my 2024 trip to France


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.105960 del
>>105958
they even have a delicious appetizer


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.105961 del
tomorrow is a nice stage. Can't wait to see rat vs UAE once again


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.105962 del
>>105952
this is perverted


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.105963 del
>>105952
huh whats that


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.105964 del
>>105963
a Lauf fork


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.105965 del
83 reactions on wielerflits, let's see what we can find


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.105966 del
>>105965
Find the angriest one.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.105967 del
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full suspension mtb with all suspension removed because fuck you nigga


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.105968 del
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>>105966
gotta read books by herman chevy


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.105969 del
>>105968
And I think 4chan is full of schizos....


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.105970 del
it's tame, the same shit they've been posting for 3 years
a little shade thrown at pissma tactics but their paid shills are on the case already


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.105971 del
>>105968
I'm not intelligent enough for this kind of schizophrenia


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.105972 del
anyway, vingegaard seems furiously weak on the flats and drags
how much time does he lose in the TT, I'm thinking atleast 30 seconds on memeco


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.105973 del
>>105972
He's gonna be on par with Ayuso I think


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.105974 del
>>105973
Ayuso can produce some pas normal TT's when he feels like it.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.105975 del
>>105965
Pogacars performance can now only be measured in how many Wielerflitsers will stop watching this sport


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.105976 del
>>105973
depends on what ayuso we get that day
I think he can defeat vingegaard


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.105977 del
Unlucky remkings, tomorrow we strike again 💪


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.105978 del
Now this is military grade copium


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.105979 del
>>105977
I did see those cars stopped in front of him so it's not a lie for once


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.105980 del
>>105978
euhh what


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.105981 del
>>105978
pace so hard seixas and del toro could close the gap


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.105982 del
>>105980
So strong he doesn't even notice how steep it is. Broken power meter coming again soon


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.105983 del
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how is this team 2nd overall
the one in first is still pogless


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.105984 del
>>105983
a slap in the face of every bora believer


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.105985 del
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>>105984
hot on his heels


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:44 [Preview] No.105986 del
>>105985
why are all these SHIT teams doing well
what is wrong with this game, shit teams at the top and good teams rank 4500 okay


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.105987 del
>>105986
in theory double sprint teams should now start dropping while GCmaxxers start rising


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.105988 del
Yeah, the sprint heavy teams have maxxxed out, now the GC teams are coming in hot.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.105989 del
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Rain and thunderstorms. Good day for a summer stew.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:48 [Preview] No.105990 del
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Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:48 [Preview] No.105991 del
>>105989
visual representation of the bound squeaker (martin) in the tdf


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.105992 del
After the race it started to rain, so a nice descend for me on rim brakes. Yeah it works and no squeaking, but it's still sketchy. On the outskirts of Mulhouse I did get a flat tire. Not the quickest tube change, but I had enough time reserve for the train. And the tire didn't act up. And surprisingly for rule ferishists, SNCF didn't care about all the Suisse with their bikes storming their train.
Unlike the Giro, you can't ride up 2 hours before, you're supposed to get to the rampas in the morning. So in the end it was a nice ride, I managed to rack in 70k.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.105993 del
>>105978
bagdad bob


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.105994 del
It's still a mystery


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.105995 del
>>105992
Nice, hope you had a good day


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.105996 del
Having fun with gravel planning. Some part look STEEP, let's see sometimes these strava segment are a bit shitty


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.105997 del


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.105998 del
>>105994
Visma is just gathering information on the competition still. Trust the plan chudbert.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.105999 del
>>105995
>>105997
It was like woodstock for cyclists.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:58 [Preview] No.106000 del
>>105999
Ah they put a screen, nice.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.106001 del
>>105957
charmig?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:17 [Preview] No.106002 del
>>106001
wasn't even in when I posted that lmao
a jorgenson victim probably


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:21 [Preview] No.106003 del
>>106002
looked super dead on arrival kek


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.106004 del
>>105988
I have 5 guys in the top 15 but I am still in billionth place


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.106005 del
Why did it not parse my squeaker god DAMN it


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:29 [Preview] No.106006 del
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And again I am LOSING it


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.106007 del
who's gonna tell him


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.106008 del
>>105926
Too bad I didn't manage to get to the ballon, but I guess I wouldn't have seen much, so being somewhere in between the rampa and hoping to witness the final attack like I did at the Giro is the better strategy.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.106009 del
And the tour should cross the Rhine for all the German fans again.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.106010 del
>>106007
It was still the same session I am getting SCREWED here


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.106011 del
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session ENDED


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.106012 del
And war monuments can be humble, the American ones are too American.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.106013 del
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just got to watching the stage, lipo sisters, how do we cope?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.106014 del
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>>106013
we memory hole everything that happened
a 5 second attack that got closed down by zone2 vingo, there is no coming back from that.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.106015 del
>>106014
we can make it z5 vingo from judging how tired he was
this fits the narrative


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.106016 del
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>>106015
in order to shut down the most dangerous attack vingo had to dig so deep that it greatly diminished any and all further climbing effort which culminated in seixas and del dopo closing him down and outsprinting him in the finale


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.106017 del
Ehh excuse me but Jonas can still win the Tour. Visma has a plan


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:53 [Preview] No.106018 del
>>106017
heh the climbs just weren't long and hard enough, just wait for week 3


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.106019 del
>>106016
yes yes this works, I will spread it in the usual places


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.106020 del
I think lipo can still finish 5th, nothing to panic about


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.106021 del
This guy has an endless deck of excuses


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.106022 del
>>106021
I wonder if remco gets euphoric whenever anything even slightly inconvenient happens
>oh thank god they are in the way
>I can use this later


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.106023 del
>>106021
I mean even the czech tv frauds were surprised they put a car between memco and lote principal so quickly


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.106024 del
>>106021
I still think he's doing better than anyone expected, he might be 2nd after the TT if jonas keeps mucking around


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.106025 del
>>106024
My man, we are not in the Alps yet


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.106026 del
>Zwift racing in July
Why am I here
Just to suffer?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.106027 del
>>106026
Nuke canada


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:22 [Preview] No.106028 del
>not having 2 aero bidens costs you 8 (acht) watts
that explains my performances SO MUCH


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.106029 del
>>106028
At 45km/h


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.106030 del
>>106025
>not living in the Alps


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.106031 del
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I again went mountainbiking today albeit this time alone, I have to say there is something to the steep seattube angle and climbing. 75.5° on that bike, feels like you can push down naturally as it gets very steep. On the road bike I never felt like I would want to sit very far forward while climbing steep gradients but now that I've experienced it I have to say I would like that on all my bikes.
Ride was nice I was exploring the first half, uncharted territory with ruins and old military buildings and such. Quite literally uncharted, none of that was on any map


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.106032 del
>>106031
Based MTB enjoyer. Any cool pic?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.106033 del
>>106031
Isn't cycling great


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.106034 del
>>106031
Based Bert found an old nazi base.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.106035 del
>>106025
not even in the alps and jonas is cracking, sad


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.106036 del
>>106032
nope I don't usually take pics maybe next time


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.106037 del
>C'est quand même COMPLÈTEMENT FOU de se dire qu'il y a 11 mois Paul Seixas 🇨🇵 se faisait battre par Jarno Widar 🇧🇪 sur le Tour de l'Avenir et aujourd'hui il tient tête à Jonas Vingegaard 🇩🇰 au Tour de France... 🤯✨
yes man that really is crazy, from losing to Widar (weaker than average wt climber) twice to becoming as good as the 2nd best climber ever, crazy crazy


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.106038 del
dare I say, suspicious!


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.106039 del
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> Piotr Ugrumov (Peteris to the ArMonex riders) serves as Sports Director (especially for the Under-19 category) of the A.R. Monex Pro Cycling Team. His experience in elite European cycling has been fundamental to the development of the "Monex Method," which enabled Isaac del Toro's historic breakthrough.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:26 [Preview] No.106040 del
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Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.106041 del
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>'


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.106042 del
A sudaka or an eastern euro does well and all the sissy western Euros are screaming dopage. That's racist.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.106043 del
>>106001
>>106002
>>106003
Crashed on stage 12, trouble breathing.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.106044 del
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>>106042
meanwhile Norges are openly unclean and it gets celebrated in the media


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.106045 del
>>106039
I keep coming back to this. It's so funny. They couldn't find someone who wasn't perhaps literally the most glowing rider of all time? Anyone else?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.106046 del
>>106042
Unironically yes. Just like everyone piled on Lance and he's now a pariah but doped donkeys like Pantani, Contador, Fignon are all national heroes.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.106047 del
Stage 15

...
>Carapaz Montenegro 5.5
>Toro 15
>Vingegaard 17
>Holland 17
>Arensman 19
>Kuss 34
>Seixas 41
>Martinez 51
>Yatesi 51
>West 51


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.106048 del
>>106046
brainlet take


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.106049 del
>>106048
>Tf
>Tp


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.106050 del
>>106047
Toro above Fish in this is insane given he has struggled on just about every long hard effort.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:38 [Preview] No.106051 del
>>106047
heh my man la rata always with the good odds but never to win


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.106052 del
>>106049
tourists have to go back


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.106053 del
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>>106052
But I've always been here.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.106054 del
>>106047
cararat ain't doing shit. it's seixas home stage, so he has to deliver.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.106055 del
Thinking I should buy a tiny paint can to mark hard-to-spot potholes - you know the sort, where the asphalt has just sort of sunken down so there's no visible edge. Or ones on downhills where you have little time to react. There are at least a handful on my usual roads. I probably won't though, seems like effort.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:53 [Preview] No.106056 del
>>106055
Get the radioactive red or yellow otherwise it's going to wash out in a few weeks.


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 21:05 [Preview] No.106057 del
>>106055
This is thankfully pretty common on busier bike routes in my area.

I like the idea. Make the world a better place


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.106058 del
France is a ciclismo nation after all


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.106059 del
four - nill
what


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.106060 del
HOWEVER


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.106061 del
HOWEVER


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.106062 del
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stream I'm watching goes crazy, the commentator just screamed so loud that his mic cut out. He's so hyped I think he may not survive the 4th goal


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.106063 del
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>mfw I ponder the # of English lassies that will die by the harsh fists of their loving partners tonight


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.106064 del
nooo, not the tree lions


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 22:44 [Preview] No.106065 del
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>3
>2
>1
>0 lions


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.106066 del
aw


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.106067 del
lassiebros we will survive


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.106068 del
Kek, yes this is normal for a Bianchi


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.106069 del
tf was this game, I would even turn it on if I wasn't already deep luli.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.106070 del
>>106068
How does that happen



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