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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No. 106548
Remco edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.1
29.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>105539


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.106570 del
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La Croisette was lit


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.106584 del
>>106570
good for you. too bad I missed the action at col du hag yesterday. and you just need to make 1 text post before being able to post pics or videos.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.106589 del
RemKang, de aerokogel van Schepdaal


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.106594 del
today je suis remco


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.106596 del
today I feel Belgian


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.106597 del
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Today I am Belgian.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.106598 del
Wait we have 2 suisses?


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.106599 del
je suisse remco


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.106600 del
>>106598
I don't know if it's Romandie-Suisse poster or Bert who said he's going to watch the Alpe d'Huez stages going early posting from a Swiss camp ground.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.106601 del
>>106600
Ah true it might just be the infamous Dutch exodus in display


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.106602 del
>Isaac Del Toro: “I had to choose between falling myself or bringing Tadej down; I chose the former.”
few mm away from a memco tdf win


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.106603 del
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>>99606
>24 Jonas Vingegaard


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.106604 del
>>106603
those pogless teams are in suicide mode right now


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.106605 del
>>106603
24? Didn't pay any attention to my own posts, that's a lot.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.106606 del
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>>106603
it's so over


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.106607 del
even worse are the pog/vingo teams because they gutted the rest of their team to fit that


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.106608 del
>>106606
Yeah, that's you, most of the Danes including /pinot/bert and then Bergerburt's Bunch.
Fun fact, one of the Belgians from the other site recruited his wife. Maybe he is here as well, the Gardeners. She "just wants to beat her husband" is worse than him but less then you'd imagine.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.106610 del
But she will be worse now since she has Vingo.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.106611 del
>>106608
top kek, the homestead madlad


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.106612 del
I GUARANTEE the result would have been different if the controle de dopage was at the Bora hotel last night


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.106613 del
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current overall leader has neither vingo nor pog, hedged against big name chutes
he even has a dead pick in there, wild


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.106614 del
>>106612
yes it would have come back negative ;-)


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.106615 del
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Do you think he totally abstains from sex with brown bunda during races? Or is it more of an edging situation? Perhaps soaking?


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.106616 del
>>106613
should have picked jegat instead of the norge


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.106617 del
>>106615
I think he pumps and dumps after every stage
you can see it in his eyes


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.106618 del
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actually most of the current top teams are pog+vingoless, they went past all the vingo havers today


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.106619 del
>>106613
Yes, this was pretty apparent you can go big if you don't dish out these 34, we are just all to fixated (I was and then unfixated myself mostly wrong).


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.106620 del
>>106617
>Pumps and dumps
As opposed to what? Saving it?


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.106621 del
>>106620
Her, no intimacy. Pure manlet rage


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.106622 del
let's go football, go team go, score some goals


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.106623 del
who's the remco of footie?


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.106624 del
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>>106623
Zidane


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.106625 del
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What's a doping expert bert?


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.106626 del
>>106625
>De Boer was director of the WADA doping lab in Lisbon for many years.

might be the most incompetent schmuck they could have found LMAO


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.106627 del
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>>106625
I thought every country had one


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.106628 del
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>“Yes, suddenly there was the roundabout. What I also heard from the others was that a motorbike was riding at the front. It panicked a bit when braking. The riders at the front of the group then had to brake as well. They looked back immediately, because if you have to brake like that at the front, you know it’s going to get tight at the back. Jonas went down along with some others.”

>“Victor (Campenaerts) said that that motorbike braked very hard at the last moment, causing a chain reaction in the entire group,” he added a little later.

Do they not know people watch the stage


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.106629 del
>>106625
all I know is that SEIXAS benefits


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.106630 del
>>106628
Lmao


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.106631 del
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>>106584
Ah sorry, good to know. I lurk i don't have any worthy contributions other than these few shitty vids.

Finished watching the replay, crazy stage.


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Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.106633 del
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Back to lurking. And sorry for multipleposting, it had an error with all the vids together.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.106634 del
>>106633
please keep posting, everyone is welcome except the demented


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.106635 del
>People say cycling is boring and then unironically call soccer "the beautiful game"
Are these people brain damaged


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.106636 del
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what the fuck is this halftime show


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.106637 del
>>106631
>>106632
very cool


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.106638 del
>>106636
Lol what


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.106639 del
jesus is that the corpse of madonna on the stage


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.106640 del
what the fuck is happening @ the football?


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.106641 del
>>106640
currently there are muppets playing seven nation army


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.106642 del
>>106631
>>106632
>>106633
very cool, grug spotted


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.106643 del
>>106641
now its ... BTS? What's next and why


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.106644 del
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not every singing is singing


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.106645 del
deport these donald


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.106646 del
This is like an acid trip


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this might be the dumbest shit I've ever seen
those superbowl halftime shows aren't half as bad as this


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.106648 del
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how much could they sloppify cycling if we let them?
This is beyond cringe and slop


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.106649 del
>>106648
laps on the alpe with a hologram of joe dassin playing on the flanks


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.106650 del
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Goddammit, I died of cringe.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.106651 del
Is Ronald McDonald still singing?


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.106652 del
>>106651
he's playing now, they just subbed him in


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.106653 del
>>106652
Can't be any worse than the other clowns on the field


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.106654 del
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femmes had a fan in presumably del toro jersey join them from the sidelines


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.106655 del
>>106654
that's ayuso


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.106656 del
>>106654
lmao, easily keeping up with them too


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.106657 del
>>106654
Kek.
Would have dropped the lot of them if allowed.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.106658 del
>>106654
heh


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.106659 del
the G2 of footie games


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.106660 del
>>106659
I'm sure someone will attack...


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.106661 del
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...
>Evenepoel 26
>Seixas 41
>Toro 41
>Lipowitz 101
>Ayuso Pesquera 101
>Pidcvck 201
>Skjelmose 301
>Martinez 401


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.106662 del
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>Evenepoel 1.44
>Pogacar 2.87
>Ganna 17
>Tarling (ynr) 51
>Seixas 81
>Ayuso Pesquera 101
>Plapp 151
>Lipowitz 201
>Toro 201
>Jorgenshit 201
>McNulty 201
>Poel 201
>Vacek 201


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.106663 del
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tarling is in this race


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.106664 del
>>106662
Waar foss


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.106665 del
neighbors were cheering and I expected a goal. it's just a red card, but good that they hate Argentina.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No.106666 del
>>106665
Could have easily been on 3


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.106667 del
vamos a la playa


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:36 [Preview] No.106668 del
the fix is in


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.106669 del
this may be the worst footy I've ever seen
I have not seen all too many though


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.106670 del
TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.106671 del
aw shiet, rigged


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Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 22:08 [Preview] No.106673 del
>spanish tennis is back (pending tennis grug's return)
>spanish football is back
where is spanish ciclismo?


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.106674 del
>>106673
>UCI World Ranking
>Season individual
>28. IZAGIRRE Ion (Cofidis) 1279.3
>44. ARANBURU Alex (Cofidis) 863
>47. BILBAO Pello (Bahrain) 828.3
>61. ARRIETA Igor (UAE) 729.1
>64. AYUSO Juan (Lidl-Trek) 719.3
>87. BARRENETXEA Jon (Movistar) 585
Grim.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.106675 del
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Good harvest. 450 on croisette, 430 on solaison


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.106676 del
>>106673
>>106674
They probably don't trust state sponsored doping program anymore since last time they were the sacrificial lamb


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.106677 del
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evenepoel au top


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.106678 del
Next year will be another edition of Giro di Remco, I can feel it in my bones


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.106679 del
>>106677
mmmm ricard


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Happy 20th anniversary of the greatest stage in tour history.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.106681 del
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I know we're all sad that Fish DNF, but isn't that a bit too much?


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.106682 del
>>106681
a day of mourning is in order


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.106683 del
>Del Toro himself complained of discomfort from the crash that also took Jonas Vingegaard out. During the long climb, Pogacar asked via radio: “Can I ride progressively faster now?” To this, Del Toro responded quickly and somewhat anxiously: “Don’t drop me.” Pogacar’s decision not to go all out could stem from that.

holy kwabberoni


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.106684 del
>>106683
Big shart didn't look too good, let's see if he can recover during rest day and taking it easy on the ITT bike.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.106685 del
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Take away his velopoints as well


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.106686 del
i must have posts again


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.106687 del
again and again, use cookies instead of sessions plz


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.106688 del
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>>106608
I'm here on occasion.

I told her she should definitely pick Uijtdebroecks and then fell for my own psyop.
Also my potatoes got the plague.
Grim times


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.106689 del
>>106685
what does pushing of the car mean? like sticky bottle without the bottle?


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.106690 del
>>106689
Think so


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.106691 del
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>According to the rider from the Kempen region, the victory could significantly change his mindset. “Yesterday we were still wondering: how long will they at Visma-Lease a Bike go along with the narrative that they can still win the Tour? The same applies to Remco. You hear things like: ‘We are adjusting the program, because we still think we can win the Tour.’ But it has now become clear that that hope should not be scrapped beforehand. It is difficult to make all those sacrifices if you never hit the jackpot.”
>“The risk of euphoria and overconfidence does not seem immediately present to me. I have rarely seen Remco so genuinely happy; this victory visibly did him a lot of good. It could possibly be a defining cornerstone for the rest of his career, making him realize that he is indeed growing closer to Pogacar. In this regard, I spontaneously think back to Wout van Aert ’s success in the final stage over Butte Montmartre last year. That came after a difficult Tour, but it did provide a new impetus,” he adds in his analysis for HLN.

Lmao


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.106692 del
>>106691
>HLN: we need someone for cycling analysis
>hmm there is this guy but he is completely retarded
>HLN: sign him NOW


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.106693 del
>>106685
Roman Kreuziger, now that was a runner


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.106694 del
>>106687
I lowered the amount to one text post.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.106695 del
Also some feedback on gravel 1X for roads: it's fine if you're just riding around, but the gaps are too big if you're racing/training at power. Also 50km/h is basically your max speed.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.106696 del
>>106688
>my potatoes got the plague
F
Better luck next year I guess.

I already dug the early ones and there is nothing like mashed potatoes from your own garden.


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Bâtonnets panés de colin d'Alaska mit kartoffeln und schnittlauch und tatarka


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.106698 del
>>106697
Nordsee slop trying to make their fish menus sounding fancy again


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>>106698
Probably the biggest trash there is but I got the cravings


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.106700 del
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>>106694


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.106701 del
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>>106696
Indeed. That accounts for everything from your own garden. Try growing green peas, it's like a complete different veggie compares so bought ones. So good, I'd eat them every day.

Downside of zuchini's, they're going so fast I'm basically eating zuchini daily atm. running out of recipes


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.106702 del
>>106699
Might actually not be too bad thanks to French laws.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.106703 del
>>106699
I find there to be a huge difference between brands. Some are absolute shit and make you regret eating them.
Aldi is surprisingly good imo


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.106704 del
>>106695
yea shimano mtb cassettes are just for gravel and mtb and those problems only get worse if you put road size chainrings on there
ironically shimanos mtb cassettes are spaced exactly like a certain someone ITT would like them, tight and even from in the bigger 2/3s and rather gappy in the smallest third
sram and campy do it the other way around they are much tighter in the smaller half and then go gappy in the biggest 3-4 cogs


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.106705 del
>>106692
he's literally on every network and tv show about cycling it's making me crazy
>turn on the radio
>commentating
>turn on vrt
>he's on vive le velo
>turn on vtm
>he's on vive le velo light by that freak ruben van gucht
>read sporza and hln
>it's him again


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.106706 del
>>106705
we’re going to be stuck with him for the next 40 years


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.106707 del
>>106699
1 cent goes to de lie when you shop at intermarche.


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he's so god damn aero it makes me jealous


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.106709 del
>>106708
>.avif
we are making up file extensions now?


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.106710 del
>>106709
>he's not using tel.avif


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.106711 del
For me, it's Jpeg2000


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.106712 del
>Armstrong thinks nighttime tests are bad for cycling: “They don’t do that with Messi either.”


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.106713 del
>not base64 encoding for bloatmaxxing


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.106714 del
>>106712
To be fair this test makes 0 sens. These people aren't retarded enough to take drugs with 5h testable windows in the tour. Also pogi has already won.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.106716 del
>>106709
You can post em here but no thumbnail will show up


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.106717 del
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We won. Prize presented by Ronald McDonald, that guy was busy yesterday


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.106718 del
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Dear bertazceck, hear me out


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.106719 del
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>>106718


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.106720 del
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remkino


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.106721 del
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>>106720
TACTICS


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.106722 del
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After riding in a BIG rain like did on the weekend, what is the best way to clean between crank and BB. That little thigh gap that all those little sandy shit gets into.
Garden hose is not an option.
I'm thinking of just pouring some water.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.106723 del
>>106722
take off your crank


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.106724 del
>>106723
I would like to avoid that


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.106725 del
>>106722
maybe you can hose it down in the shower or somethin


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.106726 del
>>106724
well if you're too poor to purchase a garden hose you'll have to do something


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.106727 del
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i will try this


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.106728 del
>>106721
>misspell "lose"
Is everyone in cycling retarded


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.106729 del
>>106718
They can be lucky that grug won a stage at Canyon.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.106730 del
>>106723
Please don't remind me. My Ultegra cranks surely didn't like getting wet.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.106731 del
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Nice of them to hiss the /cyc/ flags, but if you are a Czech heretic, you will be burned at the stake.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.106732 del
>>106731
polebert next to his favorite flags


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.106733 del
>>106731
heh
Kostnice
home


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>>106732
i don't think kurwabert fancies belgium that much


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.106735 del
>>106734
No one fancies Belgium, not even Belgians


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.106736 del
Rest day. I hate rest day.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.106737 del
>>106718
>Rico Bogen, 3:54:45
>46.01 km/h
>Estimated FTP: ~400 Watts (320W/0.80IF)
>Estimated FTP W/kg: 5.13 W/kg (400W/78kg)
nothing to see here


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.106738 del
>>106732
*fags


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.106739 del
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>>106722
This when muzzle turned until stream mode, not mist mode could work. Plus a narrow brush.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.106740 del
Has memeco already realised he was gifted the win?


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.106741 del
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it might be too cold for just a summer jersey
i love it


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.106742 del
>>106741
>11° in the morning
of coursh I was in short/short THOUGH


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.106743 del
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I lied, I did not commute today


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.106744 del
>>106740
According to the W/kg autists, it was his best climbing performance ever, so I can understand him being exuberant regardless.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.106745 del
>>106737
what are the estimates for this laidlow fellow


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.106746 del
>>106723
I still have a tinitus from when I took them off like 6 weeks ago, after using a inbus with a 50cm metal tube extension


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.106747 del
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took a few days off this week to go for picrel, goal is 4 days. weather does not look too good atm., I might get rained on on thursday and friday


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.106748 del
>>106746
but bertacek has shimano which is 2 12Nm bolts and a dust cap, it takes like 5 minutes


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.106749 del
>>106748
you still need to hammer it out though


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.106750 del
>>106749
the crank? that should come out rather easily with a tap of your hand and some wiggling


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.106751 del
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>>106750
yeah


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.106752 del
>>106747
I'm having a deja-vu, didn't you do this last year already?


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.106753 del
>>106751
are you afraid to open it up and see the horrors you've created


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>INFO L'ÉQUIPE. Un juge des libertés et de la détention du tribunal judiciaire de Paris a été saisi par l'International Testing Agency avant les contrôles nocturnes de Tadej Pogacar et Jonas Vingegaard. Ces mesures ne peuvent être autorisées sans « soupçons graves et concordants ».
>INFO L'ÉQUIPE. A judge of the freedoms and detention of the Paris court was called by the International Testing Agency before the nightly checks of Tadej Pogacar and Jonas Vingegaard. These measures cannot be authorized without “serious and consistent suspicions”.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.106755 del
>>106752
same distance, same elevation but slightly different route yes. but last year I went with the grabbel bike and tent and all that bullshit, this year with the spez with TT bars, only very lightly packed


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