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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No. 107552
Alps edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.1
29.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT
30.08 Bretagne Classic - CIC 1.UWT

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>Previous Thread:
>>106548


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.107602 del
Ineos is such a useless team


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.107603 del
It has become clear the night time dopage test were actually deliberate infections. Nobody knows what the agents of the anti dopage squad infected our heroic riders with.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.107604 del
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I have seen enough
Dopacar about to be dropped


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.107605 del
>>107603
I still think jorgenson deliberately infected everyone


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.107606 del
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It's time.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.107607 del
>>107605
Son of Whorge is still in the race himself though?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.107608 del
>>107607
he was vaccinated but still a spreader CHUD


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.107609 del
>>107605
Do we know if Jorgenson also had the shits? He was sick for longer wasn't he? Yatesi is already on the mend


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.107610 del
POGI IN BLACK BIBS BECAUSE YOU COULD SEE HIS SKID MARKS


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.107611 del
>>107608
safe and effective™


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.107612 del
Man those Lidl bidons look retarded.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.107613 del
Goddamn, Vingegaard and Lipowirz being out sucks even more now with UAE literally shitting the bed. We at least could have had the illusion that someone would try something from a distance in the Alpes. Now everyone will just ride to defend their spot.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.107614 del
top kek mads riding straight past ayuso to give skjelmose a bidon is so funny


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.107615 del
Mads sprinted all the way up and only one runner took the goods, ayuso gave him the middle finger


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.107616 del
>>107613
a smoll roundabout fucked this tour up (besides dopage & controls)


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.107617 del
>José arguing for internet ID live on tv because pajeets harassed philipsen


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.107618 del
>>107617
based boomers kicking society in the teeth one last time before they kick the bucket


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.107619 del
anyone but jorgenson
hoping for richie


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.107620 del
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Did Jonas break his wave and kiss to the camera collarbone?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.107621 del
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>>107617
I wonder of Jose ever drank a white Monster


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.107622 del
>>107617
>>107618
why are they (not jeets) so evil bros


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.107623 del
apparently parrot painter just can't gain weight no matter what he does
calorie burning machine


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.107624 del
look at those salty safety joggers


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.107625 del
This guy is going nuts while Carapaz is still 7 minutes behind Pidcock


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.107626 del
>>107625
lel, they have no fate in voisard the next 2 days either


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.107627 del
It's s time .First French win of the tour.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.107628 del
>>107470
Ocana tamed us like the great El Cordobes tames bulls
t. renaat history lesson


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.107629 del
nice ride


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.107630 del
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I just hope holland andersen finishes 2nd again


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.107631 del
>>107617
you evil anonymous trolls, consequences will never be the same


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.107632 del
who has the best chance? I think norwegian wood would have the best papers


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.107633 del
>>107627
no teleporting Van Wilder around. meanwhile Parrot-Painter is getting dropped.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.107634 del
Decathlon hjaelpers decimated


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.107635 del
>>107632
then again sprinter schmid is an unknown


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.107636 del
Ratapaz goes


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.107637 del
CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO goes solo


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.107638 del
>>107636
VPP follows


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.107639 del
kek jorgenson has 0 punch, bad wheel to be in


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.107640 del
Based Richie


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.107641 del
What the hell how is VPP doing this


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107642 del
How does that literal featherweight get so explosive?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107643 del
homo lachee


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107644 del
woutesque performance of Schmid


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107645 del
raid Schmid NAOW


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107646 del
>>107633
>has the lowest bmi of any human being ever recorded
>gets dropped on climbs
explain vpp to a deaf man, you can't. He makes no sense


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107647 del
Fucking 76 kg gorilla Schmid somehow keeping up.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107648 del
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Holland imploded
Schmid dopage extraordinaire


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107649 del
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>Mauro Schmid nose breathing
HELLO WADA


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107650 del
like how is vpp doing worse than SCHMID?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107651 del
>>107646
that was APP getting dropped heh


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107652 del
VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107653 del
CARAPAZ GOES SOLO


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107654 del
Carapaz thermonucléaire


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.107655 del
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Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.107656 del
based well fed ecuadorian fan running for his life


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.107657 del
>>107651
no actually it's vpp hehehe


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.107658 del
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frenchbros?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.107659 del
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now it's time for Remco to go solo


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.107660 del
Poor parrot painter won't even get the polkadots.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.107661 del
SCHMID weights at least 20 kg more than vpp that's almost half of the latter's body weight


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.107662 del
why is schmid so strong


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.107663 del
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>>107662


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.107664 del
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>choo-choo
how are they still chasing with their slob bodies?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.107665 del
Carapaz remains the most based rider in the peloton


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.107666 del
el rato is back


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.107667 del
based warrior


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.107668 del
🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.107669 del
>>99606
>21 Richard Carapaz


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.107670 del
CAM ON SCHMID


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.107671 del
El Rato I KNEEL


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.107672 del
easy for schmid


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.107673 del
G2 syndrome for 2nd place


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.107674 del
2chmid


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.107675 del
Kel Jorg has the Landaesque sprint.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.107676 del
top kek 400W difference between jorg and schmid


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.107677 del
norwegian is so dogshit lol, does he hate winning


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.107678 del
you know the gc group is slurping when red bull is pacing with fucking hindley or van gils


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.107679 del
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In the end it was a slurper of a stage as predicted and expected, save only by are brave and proud El rato


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.107680 del
ez 150 UCI points for Schmid. the tour really hands them out like candy.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.107681 del
Giroesque


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.107682 del
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cowards


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.107683 del
pablito looks so fucking stupid when he suffers


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.107684 del
homosexual
gay, even


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.107685 del
>>107679
tomorrow will also be a slurper


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.107686 del
random castrillo still there and all the others from the break not even on camera


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.107687 del
>>107685
nah tomorrow is the record breaking stage
the day after will be a slurper


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.107688 del
>>107687
pog wants the stage he said but he has the shits and his entire team is dead


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.107689 del
>>107688
>>107687
Bert was right, if Vingejego was still here, we would surely see Jumbo train pushing every single climb.
Bora will do SHIT
Decathlon will do SHIT
UAE will SHIT


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.107690 del
>>107689
>Jumbo train

These guys wouldn't do shit. They are so furiously weak this year it's not even funny.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.107691 del
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Schmid looks like an old man.
Is this what living in the alps does to one?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.107692 del
What is that cycling planner you berts were using? That readily shows gradient and road quality as well at the bottom


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.107693 del
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post ride schnitzelposting


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.107694 del
waar photo


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.107695 del
>>107693
lekker
>>107694
present and accounted for


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.107696 del
>>107694
its right there we can see it, happened to me too not long ago. Showed up for myself after a refresh


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.107697 del
>>107692
Komoot


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.107698 del
>>107693
niiice!


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.107699 del
>>107692
Komoot (+ Google maps for Schnitzel Stations)


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.107700 del
>>107697
>>107699
it didn't require login, it was something not mainstream


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:56 [Preview] No.107701 del
>>107692
bikerouter.de


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.107702 del
>>107701
that's it, thanks


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.107703 del
Vermeersch injured


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.107704 del
Sumo in 27!


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.107705 del
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>>107701
>>107702
yeah this is great tool for routes you don't know and don't have enough photos/street view


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.107706 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 16:05 [Preview] No.107707 del
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quite a character won in
Dookoła Mazowsza (2.2)


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.107708 del
>>107706
there's a chance I make it in time today


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 16:09 [Preview] No.107709 del
>>107705
me whole trip so far is planned with that tool, I spend probably 20mins with it and its absolutely perfect so far. the crux is which profile you go for - rennrad (when you want to go fast), rennrad weniger verkehr, includes bundesstrasse and landstrasse here and there), rennrad sehr wenig verkehr (if you go with your /cyc/ gf. you do have a /cyc/ gf bert dont you?)


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.107710 del
>>107692
I don't know komoot. Am entrenched in ridewithgps which also fulfils that. Anyone used both who can compare?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.107711 del
>>107710
komoot is a meme (known for massively shitty routing)


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.107712 del
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>>107709


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.107713 del
>>107710
Komoot was okay some time ago but as someone who knows all the roads around here it sends you on some absolutely disgusting roads. Like downhill cobbles and farmer roads when it's absolutely not necessary.
Also when looking for routes from others I've been getting the same 10 maps for like a year or more


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.107714 del
Strava with heat map + Google map is the best


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 17:16 [Preview] No.107715 del
For example
We are planning a ride that goes from Imst in Austria over Fernpass to Erhwald
Obviously riding that on the road is a no-go, I rode it in car many a times and even it car it sucks.
Apparently there's several bike paths around and majority of them seem on tarmac
So this is the use case I am looking for, to verify if the bike path is rideable all the way on a road bike or if there's some nasty hidden surprise.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 17:16 [Preview] No.107716 del
>>107707
I have two personalities: fag with dark hair and fag with bleached hair


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.107717 del
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Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.107718 del
>>107717
They probably made it clear before they even started that Fats and Fraudyuso would be their captains.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.107719 del
>>107718
This.
The team is already fighting on 2 fronts. And it's not like Quinn didn't actually get a free hand in some of the past stages.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.107720 del
>>107717
his contract ends this year he can and should leave although I don't know where to, has got to be a team where he can do his own thing but also a team where he's not in complete shit hands


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.107721 del
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well it certainly ain't Unibet Rose Rockets (PRT)


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.107722 del
>>107720
UAE


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.107723 del
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>>107722
a team where he can do his own thing and is NOT in shit hands


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.107724 del
>>107720
EF with his fraud brother is the best option, they'll pay for the jersey


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.107725 del
>>107720
The team suspended him because they didn't like the skin color of an emoji he sent. If that doesn't make you switch teams I don't think anything will.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.107726 del
>>107724
but can they even pay, it's a poverty stricken team is it not


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.107727 del
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it will probably be EF


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:16 [Preview] No.107728 del
>>107726
Drop his brother and crocked powless


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.107729 del
UAE on 2 mil a year


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.107730 del
>>107719
He gets very little chances though, either he's with mads and can't attack and take the points or he's some group behind and can't bridge over risking bringing other point takers.
Vacek has it even worse because he's a lighter mads


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.107731 del
>>107720
Jorj keeps going on about him to the point that I only put on the dumb burger and Johan as the morning background.
Don't know if they have the money, he would surely have their prime slot.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:28 [Preview] No.107732 del
>>107730
They should have let him have more freedom yesterday. What would be the harm if he won and took points from other sprinters.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:30 [Preview] No.107733 del
>>107732
Exactly and that broke him I think, he was ready to drop them on that final ascent


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.107734 del
>>107725
>N. Neger.
>Sort er en Neger al sin Tid,
>Ham kan man ikke vaske hvid.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.107735 del
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>>107717
>>107720
I wonder what he thought, when the team became fully germ... I mean LIDL!


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.107736 del
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>>107734
KEK, no translet.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.107737 del
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However, have we squeaked about
>Naesen heeft gehoord dat de controleurs op zoek zouden zijn naar een groeihormoon. “Het is om iets op te sporen dat maar drie uur in je bloed zit. Er bestaan zulke dopingproducten. Je kunt dat niet op Plateau de Solaison nemen, want waarom zou je dat nemen voor een rustdag? Je moet controleren op een moment dat het belangrijk is, niet om elf uur ’s avonds”, aldus de 35-jarige renner.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:41 [Preview] No.107738 del
>>107737
but they checked them between mountain stages? which is probably exactly when you should check


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.107739 del
>>107733
But he did attack on the final ascent yesterday? Just got neutralized by Grug.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:50 [Preview] No.107740 del
>>107738
And they tested Remco before the TT, makes sense indeed.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No.107741 del
>>107739
yeah after mads begging them not to catch a dead stuyven, you can literally see him talk on the radio to Gee and Simmons to slow down
there was almost no climb remaining


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.107742 del
>“Adam Yates has stomach problems. He had to vomit, but he was doing better today. With Brandon, it’s different,” Matxin says, referring to Brandon McNulty, who abandoned during stage eighteen. “He has no fever, he doesn’t have corona, and he hasn’t delivered any positive health tests. But he does have symptoms, especially a sore throat.”

>And then there is Tim Wellens, who finished last today, 43 minutes behind winner Richard Carapaz. “With Tim, it’s different. He isn’t sick. After he had done his thing and was dropped, it was better to recover. Today was a breakaway stage where we weren’t going for the win. It’s better to recover then.”

the team is panicking


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.107743 del
>>107742
I mean half their riders are dead, but it really doesn't matter


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.107744 del
>>107742
>>107743
Also remco already said he won't risk his second place


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.107745 del
>>107743
Yeah but Tim said before the stage he's sick and is eating alone, meanwhile that spanish retard is running damage control for some reason. Why is he employed again, he was the ayuso stan too


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 19:19 [Preview] No.107746 del
>>107743
Remking should go all out if Pog gets sick


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.107747 del
>>107744
What a PUSSY ASS LOSER BITCH


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.107748 del
>Valgren to Ineos


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.107749 del
>>107748
What are they doing


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.107750 del
>Higuita to ineos


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.107751 del
speaking of what are they doing
what is Gee-West up to?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.107752 del
>>107751
all the giro frauds are just doms this race
gee
hindley
arensman
bernal
piganzoli
<storer is in this race


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.107753 del
<caruso is in this race
>jan hirt is in this race


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.107754 del
>>107717
what did he expect


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.107755 del
>>107752
seems to me like all of them expect for maybe piganzoli are barely doing any dom work though
they mostly just get dropped before anything happens, today was the first time I saw hindley work


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.107756 del
Alpe Huez already at maximum vehicle capacity kek


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.107757 del
>>107756
100% chance some GC guy gets blocked by fans. Someone is probably getting opi-omi'd too


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.107758 del
>>107757
either the dutch arensman ultras do it or the french seixas ultras


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.107759 del
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they are going to throw beer at pog as he flies up the mountain


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.107760 del
>>107752
>>107755
Arensman seems to be in good form, just missing the right moves


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.107761 del
>Pogacar 1.66
>Carapaz 5.25
>Kuss 9
>Evenepoel 15
>Toro 17
>Seixas 26
>Arensman 26
>Piganzoli 26
>Pidcvck 34
>Holland 51
>Martinez 51
>Voiosard 51
>Skjelmose 67
>Jorgensohn 67
...
>Ayuso Pesquera 81
>Hindlel 101
>Bernal Gomez 126
>Yatesi (?) 201


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.107762 del
>>107749
They got a Danish sponsor now.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.107763 del
>>107692
RideWithGPS

My local club also has a ride library on their website and I sometimes use that to plan solo rides.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.107764 del
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>>107717
Excusez-moi, I am the Domestique magazine screenshot clickbait poster.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.107765 del
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>>107756
My cousin along with his sub-50 minute AdZ wife is there right now. They're staying at some hotel in the ski station. His wife is riding in the cars tomorrow while my cousin with daughter is going to try to make it to the race. He says it's absolutely insane and he cannot see any way he can even leave hotel it's so swarmed with people. He had to drive car off road to make it to hotel before the checkpoints closed due to capacity.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.107766 del
>>107765
But /cyc/ told me this sport is dead??!


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.107767 del
>>107766
The only person that thinks that is plugge because he can't get people to sponsor his 50 million team while keeping full control


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.107768 del
>>107760
Because ineos is obsessed with bernal


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.107769 del
>>107768
Probably going to get a flat the moment he gets into a good break anyway.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.107770 del
>>107759
BIER DOUCHE


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.107771 del
>>107756
No surprise tbh, gotta go early. Makes me wonder why the tour is so popular while the many other races barely attract spectators.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.107772 del
>18 degree
I'm very close to taking the long sleeve undershirt
>>107771
The tour really is perfect. It's in summer, france has great countryside, and the fact that it's so long doesn't really leave much place for other races


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.107773 del
test


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.107774 del
one more


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.107775 del
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we went to alpe d'huez last night to paint a support message on the road - if you guys spot it during the race broadcast, please take a screencap, thank you


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.107776 del
>According to the CEO of Visma-Lease a Bike, the organization would be better off charging a symbolic fee to be allowed up the mountain, creating a barrier so that only true fans can make it to the top.

>"There are also quite a few people standing there now who think it's Carnival, who are downing beer all day and at some point don't know what they're doing anymore. That is really going to become a problem."

>"Once again: the course and the crowd, in my opinion, are the biggest dangers for the Tour de France," said Plugge

Here he is again, he doesn't even have relevant rider and he's still whining


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.107777 del
>>107776
>There’s money being left on the table charge that fucking fee.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.107778 del
>>107776
I would understand the case for cars and caravans, as they create lots of traffic around stages.
People would just take hiking paths or walk thorugh meadows ig they would try to chrage money, like the security forces in France are already wasted on way too long road closures or entrances to public buildings (security theatre that always annoys me when visiting France)


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.107779 del
>>107778
Plugge would personally guard those spots for his shekel


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.107780 del
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5x10min sweetspot for me today on the TT bike, don't care much for strava KOMs but it's always nice to snag a couple from simply doing some submaximal training


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.107781 del
>>107776
It's absolutely insane that this fucker manages to make himself a bigger cancer to the sport than the ghoul that is Gianetti.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.107782 del
>>107780
Are you doing some rides outside for a change?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.107783 del
>>107776
>According to the CEO of Visma-Lease a Bike
stopped reading there


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.107784 del
Have been listening to snollebollekes on repeat to get into the zone


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.107785 del
>earthquake near austrian semmering
hope our austrianberts are alright


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.107786 del
>>107775
I'll keep an eye out 🫡


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.107787 del
>>107782
Yeah this was a ride to the in-laws, wife drove with kids


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.107788 del
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?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.107789 del
>>107788
heh he thought the fire was over
he thought we were done
too bad, here's HAARP


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.107790 del
>>107788
>>107789
Yes, the fire rises


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.107791 del
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Windy says 4 (four) days over 40 in a row
I am going to fucking kys myself
time to migrate to suomi or somewhere


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.107792 del
>>107791
Welcome, we could go camping or something


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.107793 del
totally natural and organic heatd0me


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.107794 del
>>107776
God, I hate this guy
>"It is simply becoming more and more dangerous," he explains. "And that is precisely why Jonas crashed on Sunday. It was a very dangerous spot that was poorly marked—life-threatening, in fact. As a result, we’ve now lost the rider sitting second in the Tour de France," Plugge sighs.
https://www.indeleiderstrui.nl/wielrennen/plugge-wijst-reden-val-vingegaard-aan-daardoor-zijn-we-nummer-2-van-tour-de-france-nu-kwijt

These retards will never take responsibility for the way they have been riding these past 5 years or so. Didn't they realize that once they stopped fighting for position in every curve on every sprint stage, we immediately saw way less crashes?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.107795 del
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>>107792


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.107796 del
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>>107780
Still having fun in the woods with the crux. The roads are VERY nice but it's not really suited to proper intervals.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.107797 del
Roglic in talks with Pinarello Q36.5


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.107798 del
>>107794
There were interviews of teams finally being happy they don't crowd the front in sprint stages anymore.
And behold, only one real chute this tdf in mass sprints


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.107799 del
Prediction: Pogi drops out today due to illness. Remco cracks and loses 5 minutes. Seixas attacks Del Toro with 5km to go on AdH to take yellow jersey. He wins Tour and the entire country of France burns down due to rioting


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.107800 del
Mads mikkelsen to Alpecin, first good signing in 2 years


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.107801 del
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I will be posting photos from my cousin all day.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.107802 del
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>Je ris, mais en fait ça m'effraie. C'est voir le cyclisme par le petit bout de la lorgnette. Savez-vous la première raison pour laquelle les élus veulent une étape du Tour de France, de Paris à Nice ou du Tour Auvergne Rhône-Alpes? C'est parce que c'est gratuit. Et les gens du monde du cyclisme, dans le petit monde du cyclisme voudraient que ça se passe comme dans le foot, dans le rugby… Mais nous, nous ne sommes nulle part chez nous", observe Prudhomme dans une interview donnée ce jeudi à Eurosport. Parce que "la route ne nous appartient pas et ne nous appartiendra jamais", lui estime qu’instaurer des zones payantes serait "une hérésie
>"Sur la route du Tour de France, le principe, c'est la gratuité. En tout cas, avec moi, ça restera toujours comme ça"
Have you say thank you berts?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.107803 del
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DNS Jappe. You heard it here first.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.107804 del
>>107801
>if only you knew how bad things really are


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.107805 del
Never mind apparently he was just late.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.107807 del
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Interesting YT suggestions lately


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.107808 del
>>107801
what in tarnation is a .heic image file?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.107809 del
>>107803
I assume she has a badge, they are allowed to roam the bus park of the riders.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.107810 del
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>>107809
Yes they're quite well off, so I assume she paid thru the nose for a VIP package.

>>107808
If you have to ask, you can't afford it


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.107811 del
>>107808
doesn't even load for me


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.107812 del
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>>107811
It was this picture, just screenshotted


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.107813 del
>>107812
accursed evil ghoul prevented the viewing


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.107814 del
>>107807
what's the d*tch word for sotouš (trainspotter)?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.107815 del
>>107814
treinautist


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.107816 del
C'est parti


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.107817 del
Polit controling


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.107818 del
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>>107808
>>107811
It's what Apple uses by default. If you're curious, it uses H.265/HEVC (better known as a video codec), and is used because it has a significantly better quality/size ratio than JPEG.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.107819 del
Crampy lachee


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.107820 del
>>107808
proprietary patent-encumbered apple garbage that has no place on the open internet


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.107821 del
Will Remco crack today or tomorrow?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.107822 del
Jumbo raiding


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.107823 del
Wellens lachee


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.107824 del
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbLFaZpNeFn/?l=1


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.107825 del
Someone like Skjelmose should be in this break


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.107826 del
>>107825
too high in GC


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.107827 del
>>107826
Lenny is there tho


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.107828 del
>>107826
Well, that would be Decathlon's problem


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.107829 del
what's the Jonas status, considering half of pogi's hjaelpers are sick or out? Imagine what he could have done (or not) on week 3.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.107830 del
Imagine the scenario: Break has 4 minutes at the foot of Huez. Pogacar goes thermonuclear, catches them and wins by a hair. Rest of the Tour gets cancelled and cycling is over.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.107831 del
Based lenny


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.107832 del
pog could smash the 'huez record easily today but he won't because they will slurp for too long
the peloton must become stronger


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.107833 del
LENNY wins the Le Tour today


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.107834 del
>>107832
Decathlon might actually pull hard at the bottom


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.107835 del
If Pads Medersen gets the points today the green jersey is over and Mathieu can do his own thing in Paris


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.107836 del
>>107834
but decathlon can't pull hard they can only pull medium power


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.107837 del
If you see a blonde woman with fake tits and a sub-50 minute Alpe du Zwift time hanging out the side of a black Skoda, that's my cousin's wife


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.107838 del
>>107801
What the HEIC?
>>107818
hmm
>>107820
Now I'm angry. Angry about apples!


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.107839 del
>>107835
(he won't because he doesn't give a shit)


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.107840 del
>>107818
>>107820
so it's gross swinery I see
you can open hevc videos just fine on endchan I'm pretty sure


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.107841 del
>Sleeping in a room without air-conditioning, said Matthew Riccitello, an American rider with Decathlon CMA CGM, is “more difficult than the race.”
Why are burgers like this?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.107842 del
Tim 'EPO withdrawal' Wellens


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.107843 del
Who's gonna pull?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.107844 del
>>107841
dunno but I really don't like riccitello, when it comes to burger riders he's the worst imo worse than jürgensohn and kuss albeit not by much


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.107845 del
>>107841
We just like really like a/c. I keep my bedroom at like 16 degrees during the summer. Can't imagine sleeping in a hot room.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.107846 del
Business idea: All-American podium


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.107847 del
Just tuned it, whats happenin


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.107848 del
Boomers here are arguing that riders from UAE are suffering from dope withdrawal


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.107849 del
>>107847
Not much. Big group up the road, including Lenny for some reason. Wellens out the back already.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.107850 del
Being DS must be one of the easiest jobs in the world
>eh pedal harder eh


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.107851 del
The grupetti is catching the peloton on a Cat 1 climb?!


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.107852 del
>>107850
Nah, these riders are retarded, it's probably like herding cats


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.107853 del
>>107849
UAE still totally without dopage?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.107854 del
>>107850
I only recently learned that most of the radio they show us is edited in post and not real, they are making them seem more useless on purpose


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.107855 del
vpp strong


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.107856 del
Alps
Home


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.107857 del
I love VPP and his tiny sprint


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.107858 del
>>107854
Fake radio sounds? It never ends


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.107859 del
Wtf a Volta commercial on Eurosport


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.107860 del
>>107859
We international this year


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.107861 del
>>107854
Doubt. Wouldnt the teams protest to this? Or do you mean cutting the convo in a suggestive way?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.107862 del
>>107840
AFAIK only Safari supports displaying HEIC, other browsers don't.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.107863 del
>>107857
>I love VPP and his tiny sprint
kek


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.107864 del
>>107859
>>107860
Still gotta watch the RTP broadcast for the complete experience


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.107865 del
Based Parrot and Richie. Best part of this sorry race, tbh


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.107866 del
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The Chud mind cannot comprehend this image


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.107867 del
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>>107864
Naturally


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.107868 del
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>>107848
ynr all of PDM dropping out in 1991 because they hadn't refridgerated their dope properly.
> The team continued one more year, after which the sponsor sold the team to Festina.
Hmm.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.107869 del
God fucking damnit VPP was only 6 why did I go for Van Shitvelt


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.107870 del
Czech colour commentators says "Alp Days" instead of "Alpe d'Huez presented by Zwift™"


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.107871 del
>>107867
I'm overdoing the pronunciation of Portuguese already.
>french da corigsh


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.107872 del
>>107854
Probably more accurately that they can't air anything of real tactical use or there'd be revolts and the teams would shut it down entirely, so we just get the boring chatter. Occasionally it's fun still, so seems fine.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.107873 del
>>107869
I picked Ganna.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.107874 del
nothing more kino than observatories


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.107875 del
>>107873
Haha


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.107876 del
>>107875
It's not funny.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.107877 del
>>107873
Hoho


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.107878 del
>>107871
I always do this too. Frendzh de curide


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.107879 del
what could've been


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.107880 del
So Sepp basically already won the stage, I don't even need to watch it.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.107881 del
>>107876
Hehe


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.107882 del
Did 250 km more than usual on me chain because I forgot to setup wax reminder in intervals. Malawi-bert would've been furious.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.107883 del
>>107882
bet that chain is furious


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.107884 del
One more


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.107886 del
>>107882
how often do you wax bert?
I only drip some wax on it for 5 mins when i feel like it. Very irregular


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.107887 del
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>>99606
>4 Mauro Schmid
>8 Quinn Simmons
>2 Jordan Jegat


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.107888 del
>>107885
Is this a Benjamin Thomas tribute??


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.107889 del
>>107888
No, to Bert's friend who chuted on their ride two days ago and is in induced coma with brain trauma in a French hopital.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.107890 del
>>107888
grossly disrespectful lack of attentionpaying


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.107891 del
>>107890
Sorry, I didn't make the connection. Thoughtful tribute, good on you, Dutchbert.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.107892 del
Lidl should not do any work in the front, tbh


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.107893 del
Chute comicale


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.107894 del
Not paying attention


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.107895 del
I really like these fake eagle screams


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.107896 del
>>107883
Barely noticeable two be 2bh. Suspect the spectacle you reference is people riding far beyond what's recommended.
>>107886
Usually after 400-ish km. Just unhook the chain and drop it in the pot, put a fresh chain on, takes a minute or two. Then if I've gone through all of them, turn the pot on, wait a few hours, pull them out and that's it.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.107897 del
>>107892
on both fronts yeah


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banale


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.107899 del
Red Bull working hard.
Remco want to test pog.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.107900 del
>>107898
if that was f*mmes race they would fight or at the very least throw the other's bike around


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.107901 del
>>107896
no its from minute 1 on


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.107902 del
>>107899
they don’t seem too hard pressed


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.107903 del
>>107899
more like payback for the gifted stage


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.107904 del
over/under for pogi shitting himself today?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.107905 del
>>107904
well, he is wearing black shorts for a reason


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.107906 del
>>107899
Remco is not doing SHIT because he is a PUSSY


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.107907 del
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these freaks on twatter are revolting


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.107908 del
>>107906
He's going to crack and fall out of top ten today. And then he's going to cry his tiny self to sleep with his huge schnoz buried in a musky brown bunda


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.107909 del
>>107907
Holy shit is this picture real


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.107910 del
>>107908
sounds like he's a winner to me


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.107911 del
>>107907
Kek


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.107912 del
So the only Tours in history without French victoire are 1999 and 1926. Exactly 100 years ago and the other one cursed by the appearance of a certain Am*rican


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.107913 del
>>107912
Interesting. So it kinda has to be Lenny today or tomorrow.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.107914 del
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>>107898
just like my boulder sessions


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.107915 del
Affini ABANDON


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.107916 del
Should have taken Bart Lemgod


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.107917 del
>Break is getting the win on a prestigious climb

Lame


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.107918 del
>>107901
Doesn't match my experience at all. It's perhaps very slightly more noisy than just-applied squirt, but evens out after a while. Slightly easier to keep re-applying squirt of course but that also means build-up of squirt-gunk. The trade-off is a no-brainer imo (plus better parts longevity).


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.107919 del
>>107917
Hate this meme


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.107920 del
>AFFINI a fini


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.107921 del
>>107917
Nothing wrong with that when there are lots of good riders in the break. Pogi waiting for Del Toro all the way up until he outsprints the rest or let Remco win would certainly not be better.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.107922 del
>>107917
Hapless tete will lose 2 minutes on Col d'Ornon and 3 minutes on Alpe
EVENEPOEL's win is all but guaranteed


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.107923 del
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>>107920
asspointbros...
>>99606
>8 Edoardo Affini


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.107924 del
Bit of a blunder of Lidl to have pulled this hard.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.107925 del
>HEALY
what does he do?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.107926 del
>>107924
What if Mads crevaison and he scores no points hehehe


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.107927 del
>>107925
Nothing anymore. Career over.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.107928 del
Slock in gruppo Wellens. The nightly raids have had some great results


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.107929 del
>>107925
pushing PCS profile views


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.107930 del
But Pidcock is behind Lenny in GC and a worse climber. Oh well whatever just put some slave there


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.107931 del
>>107930
Scared of Carapaz


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.107932 del
>>107931
That's 8 minutes...


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.107933 del
mads won, but at what cost?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.107934 del
>Jorgenshit


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.107935 del
easy green


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.107936 del
>>107935
Will Simmons be allowed to win a stage now then?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.107937 del
VPParcheggio


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.107938 del
>VPP sitting up
Curious. Probably wants to save matches for tomorrow


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.107939 del
>>107938
Yes the HC tomorrow will decide it all


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.107940 del
>>107935
Mads and trek barely worked for it at all


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.107941 del
Healy a minute ahead of the peloton according to GPS, while they overtake him


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.107942 del
>>107936
no he will work like the chained maggot he’s


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.107943 del
>Shimano bike action
Heh, at least Moho knows how to use a dropper post


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.107944 del
>>107925
steal my velopoints


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.107945 del
>>107944
He has been dogshit all year Bert, why did you do it


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.107946 del
Would be fun if lenny cucked the lidl boys


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.107947 del
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bring it to my shop


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.107948 del
remember when Baudin was the favorite for the polska dot jersey?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.107949 del
>>107947
I shan't be buying a bianchi.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.107950 del
Honestly I prefer when pogi wins those stages instead of breakaway frauds


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.107951 del
Ahmed at the back all the time overtaking lacheurs Meintjes style, if this asshole suddenly comes alive and wins I am going to squeak


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.107952 del
Nevermind, LATER


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.107953 del
I want some of that BBQ from hairpin 9


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.107954 del
>>107950
Buckbroken, we cheer for carapaz and kiwiman


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.107955 del
>>107954
I hate the rat, only a lenny win can satisfy me. But the main problem is that if GC group can't smell the win they'll slurp even more


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.107956 del
I don't really get what's happening to domestiques in the past 2 years.

2022-2024 both Visma and UAE had domestiques decimating the race every stage from break formation, consistently dropping almost all other GC riders.

Now, they're either complete shit from the start of the race or are dead by week 3.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.107957 del
>>107956
UAE team is sick and Visma lost their head (captain) that’s all there to it


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.107958 del
>>107956
well one team is sick and the other don't have a gc leader anymore
I don't know what you expect
UAE was decimating week 1 and 2


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.107959 del
>>107949
I don't think bianchi makes derailleurs


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.107960 del
Voisard kraaking


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.107961 del
Uh oh was that Jegat lachee?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.107962 del
Gee strong as fuck


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.107963 del
>>107956
Other teams caught up with their "training"


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.107964 del
>>107962
Saved all his matches. He was utterly invisible this tour.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.107965 del
None of these dudes has a slight chance against kuss btw.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.107966 del
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Was going to go for a leisurely ride but sat around for so long I'll just watch the stage finish now.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.107967 del
A lot of /my guys/ already dropped. Now I hope old Ratapaz can pull off the double.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.107968 del
>>107961
I think it was another one


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.107969 del
>>107965
cararat if he unlocks kaiokenx20


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.107970 del
>Jegat


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.107971 del
>>107965
kiwigod powered by the dutch bend


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.107972 del
Poogacar in the wind


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.107973 del
Prodhomme not normal


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.107974 del
>>107973
Insane level this tour


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.107975 del
pidcock getting lacheed before the final climb


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.107976 del
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What if ASO is sued by Zwift for using their copyrighted climb


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.107977 del
Mads and Vacek just doing their own thing. Should've been joining to pull here.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.107978 del
>>107977
they will do the valley


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.107979 del
>>107977
They will help AYUSO catch the pedalton after he lachees on descent


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.107980 del
Gr. Maillot Jaune is really small, they better have some satellites installed in front.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.107981 del
>>107975
Ayuso special


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.107982 del
>>107978
see, there they are


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.107983 del
Vaczszek


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.107984 del
Vacektomy


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.107985 del
I now remember chris froome had a random post crash result on alpe d'huez


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.107986 del
>>107985
The one that Pidkek won right?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.107987 del
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>>107985
can actually spot it too


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.107988 del
>>107985
Yes because Sporza showed it. Busted!!


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.107989 del
lenny still cucking ayuso and skeljy


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.107990 del
On y va


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.107991 del
>>107988
I just got home


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.107992 del
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>>107976
Just looked. Done it 70 times by now. It's a nice climb.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.107993 del
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Hey I know this climb!


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.107994 del
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>>107992
That's a lot.
I rode it torteen times I think, but always full gas


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.107995 del
Bruno Admiral strong


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.107996 del
Don't tell me they installed guard rails all the way up


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.107997 del
ATTAQUE ARENSGOD


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.107998 del
>>107996
gendarmerie kicked people off the mountain early last night when i was there, wouldnt surprise me


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.107999 del
KIWI'S UNITE


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.108000 del
>visma mascot spotted next to the local worker union waving their flag
Someone tell plugge


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.108001 del
HOLY KWAB GO SEPP YOU PUSSY


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.108002 del
Pidkek lachee


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.108003 del
>Lolyuso


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.108004 del
Tom P. laché nearby the Tom memorial


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.108005 del
and some of you said ayuso wasn't cracking


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.108006 del
noooooo heeeeeeeeeeeelp me skjelmoose


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.108007 del
Romo on another one of those doped up days


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.108008 del
G1 gonna play games and lose all the time


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.108009 del
skjelly dropping to help Ayuso


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.108010 del
ATTAQUE TADEJ POGACAR, RECORD GOING DOWN


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.108011 del
he's doing almost the entire climb so we may get the record


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.108012 del
haha wtf. I squeak.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.108013 del
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Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.108014 del
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>>107994
Done a lot of easier efforts. Think I have less than 10 full gas attempts.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.108015 del
CHASE THOSE WEAK FAGGOTS DOWN KING
KILL THEM ALL I HATE THEM


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.108016 del
Pantanibros, pur record. Not like this.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.108017 del
Yeah Van Gils started to pull and immediately stopped so Remco is shit


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.108018 del
POGA GOOOOOD


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.108019 del
already half a minute gone


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.108020 del
Ehh Lennybros?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.108021 del
Kuss on the e-bike today


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.108022 del
Prodhomme is fucking NUTS


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.108023 del
Yatesi most loyal gregario


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.108024 del
Kuss with the double rat on his wheels kek. He'll get ZERO help


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.108025 del
Stop being a fag Kuss.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.108026 del
We have passed the heart for Thomas spot, too much habbening to get one group with it.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.108027 del
HELP ME CARAPAZ AAAAAAAAA


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.108028 del
Arensman retired?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.108029 del
yates was PUKING and SHITTING just two days ago


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.108030 del
How is Ahmed doing this wasn't he deathly ill


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.108031 del
>>108028
lil bro thought he was pogacar


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.108032 del
Hehehe Lenny is such a rat


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.108033 del
arensman riding backwards, what a weakling


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.108034 del
>>108026
I didn't catch it anywhere the camera angle doesn't help


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.108035 del
>>108028
Dude paced 1km and then got dropped lmao


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.108036 del
>>108029
>>108030
just eating well and taking his vitamins heeh


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.108037 del
Ive seen enough. Pogacar may win this Tour.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.108038 del
Lenny making me proud


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.108039 del
>>108037
Thanks Sean


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.108040 del
G1 playing games


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.108041 del
Martinez and Carapaz bunch of clowns lol


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.108042 del
W*elerflitsers wil stop watching this sport.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.108043 del
Carapaz knows the rat tactics


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.108044 del
kuss with the e-bike cadence


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.108045 del
Proud homie lachee


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.108046 del
Kussen almost taken out by photographer


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.108047 del
Benoot NOT normal


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.108048 del
Come on I want that fucking record


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.108049 del
>>108034
Yeah, the turn before was HEAVILY televised but just as Arseman was going to make it up that stretch it was Pogikanker twitching, and then they tuned in back to Pog while they were just beyond it.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.108050 del
>>108047
he did this stuff for vingegaard constantly
they gave Trine too much power in that team


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.108051 del
Lmao Pogacar almost not making a corner due to speed at 8%


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.108052 del
Kuss and the two rats are not gonna make it, already looking at each other


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.108053 del
Pog catching tete at 6km over or under?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.108054 del
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>Richard Virenque holds the Alpe time record
>t. czech tv


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.108055 del
love carapaz, no settling into a rythm with him


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.108056 del
Yeah these fags are playing to lose


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.108057 del
Lenny never ever rides and never ever drops


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.108058 del
kwab of the year
ayuso


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.108059 del
>>108058
This idiot going to lose 10 minutes hehehe


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.108060 del
vingo would be on single speed


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.108061 del
CATTANEO abnormal


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.108062 del
Remco really not giving turns.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.108063 del
>>108058
Runner up: Red Bull gifting the Alpe d'Huez win to Pogacar


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.108064 del
Pog sulfurous of course but not extraterrestre. At least not yet.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.108065 del
>>108064
he's currently in Z4


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.108066 del
zero trust in the timing gaps of those motos in the middle of these crowds


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.108067 del
Arensmeme dood, wat nou?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.108068 del
That was papa martinez


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.108069 del
First that rat VPP and now Lenny, poor Richie


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.108070 del
Sepp weak


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.108071 del
VAMOS VAMOS


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.108072 del
>>108063
I only like carapaz from the front
lenny wheelsuck and kuss e-bike can get lapped for all I care


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.108073 del
kuss pathetic


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.108074 del
Czechian flags


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.108075 del
Fucking Shimano


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.108076 del
Carapaz playing dangerous games with the Shimano car


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.108077 del
this is funny


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.108078 del
Franconbernd as well, there were a lot of mine, what gives. It is not like Majka expected up the mountain.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.108079 del
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Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.108080 del
There is no moral winner option at this point.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.108081 del
You now remember Vingeminge would have been better on these types of climbs in week 3


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.108082 del
Yes, but where's remco?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.108083 del
>>108075
Maybe carapaz should stop riding like a moron


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.108084 del
tame crowds, why was that dutch jew worried


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.108085 del
>>108080
These three up front deserve to lose if they keep this shit up


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.108086 del
The other assholes barely gained any time on the three. Everyone except Pog is just shit


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.108087 del
Cararat come on! Keep that yellow demon at bay


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.108088 del
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that was a quick pass


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.108089 del
Was that piss that they were spraying


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.108090 del
Love Carapaz. Very fun rider.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.108091 del
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Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.108092 del
>>108089
worse


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.108093 del
Pathetic attacking like this and having Sepp back in their wheel after 20 seconds


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.108094 del
>>108092
Sulphur?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.108095 del
>>108094
duvel


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.108096 del
>>108092
Budweiser?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.108097 del
>kuss and say goodbye


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.108098 del
He’s getting closer


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.108099 del
pog about to murder kuss in delayed retaliation for 2023


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.108100 del
>>108092
heiniken?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.108101 del
Jesus that is scary


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.108102 del
lemme guess the kwabs of the tete will be in the way and hold pog up, costing him precious record seconds


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.108103 del
guardia civil would make a short work with them


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.108104 del
Plugge was right


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.108105 del
Somehow Gr. Maillot Blanc not catching


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.108106 del
it's based, this is cyclismo
fuck nerds that want them chained up to the wall


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.108107 del
Alright let's see if you can follow this guy you rat


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.108108 del
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>>108106
yes but think of the entrance fees


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.108109 del
They are panicking up front now


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.108110 del
>>108106
little do they know that these people would pay anyways


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.108111 del
Do you think he has the ghost mode of pantani on his garmin?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.108112 del
das motorrad muss da weg!


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.108113 del
>>108110
Of course they'll pay they've been here for 3 days


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.108114 del
Lol


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.108115 del
Martinez should just be riding now for GC if he had any sense


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.108116 del
>>108110
would be worse even, paying is a free ticket to being a pig


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.108117 del
Remco stuck in traffic heh


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.108118 del
ARENSMAN COCKBLOCKING EVENEPOEL


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.108119 del
based arenshit blocking remco


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.108120 del
Fucking MOTAR otherwise Remco could have won


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.108121 del
LENNY CRAQUE


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.108122 del
CRACKÉ TÉRIBLÉ LEONARD MARTINEZ


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.108123 del
what is martinez doing LOL


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.108124 del
No French victory anymore ever


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.108125 del
gift it pogi please


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.108126 del
Carapaz takes supercombative easily


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.108127 del
pog is a god, how can you follow a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.108128 del
Is Pogacar gifting this also? Insanely lame and disrespectful if he does.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.108129 del
>>108127
mou?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.108130 del
>>108129
dagoth


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.108131 del
>EVENEPOEL's gap is decreasing


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.108132 del
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Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.108133 del
YESSSSSS CARARATTTT


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.108134 del
le wheelsuck man, lmao


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.108135 del
carapaz got this


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.108136 del
del dopo goes


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.108137 del
DEL TORO LACHEES SEIXAS, C'EST FINI


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.108138 del
>sexass


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.108139 del
Atack del bull


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.108140 del
seixas absolutely humbled


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.108141 del
SEIXAS furiously weak


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.108142 del
Carapaz so based


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.108143 del
Jesus Christ just FUCK OFF Lenny


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.108144 del
why is that trashbag martinez still there, get the fuck off my screen cunt


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.108145 del
There goes the record FUCK


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.108146 del
Yeah if Martinez is holding the wheel Pogacar isn't trying here. Disgusting scenes.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.108147 del
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Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.108148 del
go on, diesel kusske


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.108149 del
pog furiously weak he can't drop these two turds, it's over. Sick beyond recovery


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.108150 del
he really is sick


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.108151 del
He is gifting this


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.108152 del
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All of these 3 deserve to lose.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.108153 del
Lenny has this in the bag


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.108154 del
>>108151
The Mou sissy hypno cuck posting with be off the charts if he does


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.108155 del
Remco can still chase them down


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.108156 del
fucking finally


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.108157 del
haha, totally normal


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.108158 del
THE RATS ARE GONE


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.108159 del
>>108145
Phwoar

So fucking strong


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.108160 del
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Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.108161 del
>>108155
Without that moto he would have


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.108162 del
martinez is such a rat lmao


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.108163 del
what's his secret bros


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.108164 del
35 minutes?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.108165 del
Sepp Kuss loser of the day.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.108166 del
Jonas would have won this so easily it's not even funny


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.108167 del
>>108166
From the break?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.108168 del
KUSS new /clean/ record holder, very impressive


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.108169 del
commentators are saying seixas has to attack tomorrow
nigga what attacking he can barely hold a wheel


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.108170 del
35'27''?
Would be new record


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.108171 del
Skjemose pas normal


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.108172 del
Pogi looking fresh lol


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.108173 del
watts estimators feasting


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.108174 del
Pog fresh as a daisy on top. HR 124, just another day on the job


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.108175 del
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This has to stop


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.108176 del
pog 0 fatigue visible
natural


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.108177 del
Wtf Voisard


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.108178 del
haha fuck ayuso, love the skjelmose cam out on that after that interview earlier this year


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.108179 del
Ayuso absolutely wrecked


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.108180 del
>>108177
he was in the break bert


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.108181 del
ayuso is so fucked up holy shit
that's how you would expect pog to look, collapsed


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.108182 del
>>108181
Everyone riding for GC or the stage should look like that imo


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.108183 del
>>108181
If it were up to Pog, stage 20 could start right now


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.108184 del
Richie wins KOM now :)


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.108185 del
lmao, was that Achooso sleeping in the barriers?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.108186 del
Record or not if those 3 up front just tried working together one of them could have won.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.108187 del
What's the remcuse today? Can't blame it all on arensmeme, he didn't even try to follow pogi's wheel.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.108188 del
who'd have thought, memco second best climber because he lost 3kg
what a whackjob


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.108189 del
>>108180
Oh I didn't even notice


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.108190 del
>>108183
Let's do it


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.108191 del
>>108182
yea I would prefer that


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.108192 del
In other news Wiebeswinslol


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.108193 del
martinez now 5th on gc


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.108194 del
They would have won if they worked together


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.108195 del
FIRST ESTIMATE IN

6,97 w/kg for 35:28


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.108196 del
>>108193
basically 6th guaranteed it seems, skjelmose will probably drop him tomorrow


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.108197 del
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Flitsers cannot have the wool pulled over their eyes sheep!


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.108198 del
>>108192
Polognebert trying to get a cyc gf? He doesn't like skinwalkers, so he could try to court realini instead.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.108199 del
Interviewing UAE like they were in trouble lmao


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.108200 del
>>108197
this guy is getting stale, he's under every article


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.108201 del
this edizione of the le tour is when the dirty doping 20s finally jumped the shark
ciclismo ist voorbij


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.108202 del
>>107932
Yes, well..


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.108203 del
>>108196
yea


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.108204 del
>>108200
He is the voice of a generation (boombooms)


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.108205 del
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>>108178
>>108179
>>108181
>>108185


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.108206 del
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>>108195
old record was 36:50 haha


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.108207 del
He's slurping tomorrow to prepare for his date with Grug in Paris


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.108208 del
Lmao, Carapaz about to finish 8th while dropping more than 4 minutes on purpose on two sprint stages.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.108209 del
>>108205
he's getting paid millions and pissed off half his team


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.108210 del
>>108207
frenchbert was right about the paris stage, it's so easy now it'll just be a sprint


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.108211 del
>>108208
the homo norge intentionally lost 30 minutes and is still 13th


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.108212 del
>>108210
I mean, that didn't stop Pogi from trying even when it was completely flat.

Kinda wish he got it back then than now. Think it would've been much cooler.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.108213 del
>>108198
I'd like the other Gaia please.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.108214 del
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>>108205
>Save me Captain America!


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.108215 del
>>108214
the WEAK yuro collapses and cries for help from the STRONG American Eagle of Freedom


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.108216 del
>>108214
>so tired of babysitting


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.108217 del
>>108208
>>108211
A pretty bad look for GC riders


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.108218 del
so tomorrow they will defend del dopo's podium
$RAT is up up up


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.108219 del
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carapils is such a based fighter he's just doing it AGAIN


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.108220 del
>>108219
tomorrow he will add another #1 to this list


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.108221 del
Only thing that can redeem tomorrow is Sexias podium.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.108223 del
Sumo in 30.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.108224 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.108225 del
>Alternate reality where stage 21 is a 250 km flat TT
Realistically, could Remco close the GC gap?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.108226 del
Hessmann:
>I expected the dutch were crazy.
>But no, the danes were crazy! Loud and drunk, incredible.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.108227 del
>>108225
no because pogacar gains the advantage again in endurance
would like to see a 60-70km TT once though


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.108228 del
DNF RUBIO ?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.108229 del
>>108226
when I was on the kwaremont for RVV the danes were literally puking in people's driveways


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.108230 del
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>>108228
heart attack?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.108231 del
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Okay today I will open the clinic my body is ready


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.108232 del
>>108231
there is no squeaking there they just celebrate that the record fell
I also celebrate that


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.108233 del
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one by one, record by record the dopers of the past are purged from the climbs. The dirty is being washed away


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.108234 del
>>108233
like tears in rain


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.108235 del
>>108233
preach sis, louder for the people in the back


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.108236 del
>>108230
ran into a UAE car, supposedly


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.108237 del
>>108197
<De Alpaca van Leiden, The Artist Formerly Known as Wim Kief
is losing his mind


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.108238 del
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time to die
squeak


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.108239 del
>>108237
lmao, public shooting spree soon


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.108240 del
more powerful climb than rijs on hautacam btw


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.108241 del
>>108240
I wish we had some doped donkey wattages with this shitty bikes and not guesstimates


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.108242 del
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>>108026
>>108034
>>108049
managed to catch it somewhat from above


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.108243 del
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>>108236


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.108244 del
>>108243
Holy shit


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.108245 del
>>108243
damn


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.108246 del
>>108243
Ah yes, the western allahu akbar, the WTF or OMG of an overly theatrical burger tourist.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.108247 del
>>108246
that's burgerberts nephew you're probably hearing
can anyone spot the silicone tits


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.108248 del
>>108243
is plugge paying these retards to pull shit like that


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.108249 del
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>>108243


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.108250 del
>>108249
Do they do dentistry in Herentals as well? They should.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.108251 del
>>108250
pluimers got new teeth like an hour after E3, they should go to that place


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.108252 del
>>108249
ouf


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.108253 del
>>108243
why do they stop for these retards? just run 'em over


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.108254 del
>>108253
this


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.108255 del
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>remco faster than lance


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.108256 del
so what's the future for del toro? he can't even beat remco.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.108257 del
>>108255
reminder that he was also faster than armstrong on that one climb where pog did 6.9 eW/kg for 39 minutes
turns out armstrong really wasn't that good of a climber huh


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.108258 del
>>108255
well, yes

Remco is a better time trialist, that's nothing new


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.108259 del
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ulle > remco


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.108260 del
>>108255
perfect reaction image danke


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.108261 del
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sequel to this banger


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.108262 del
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courtesy of bertolo


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.108263 del
>>108262
>>108214


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.108264 del
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>>108259
!!!
!!
!


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.108265 del
Aouch rubio
https://x.com/Domestique___/status/2080686165284339736


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.108266 del
>>108265
>>108243


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.108267 del
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no more attention paying


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.108268 del
>>108243
deserved (you) for stealing your post


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.108269 del
>>108267
if you paid attention, the plugge wanting to charge money news was posted several times, so neither attention nor money was paid today from the get go.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.108270 del
>>108262
does this nasal strip gimmick actually do something


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.108271 del
>>108270
it used to be snake oil but maybe something changed
or maybe placebo and it works mentally


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.108272 del
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ciclismo is back tomorrow. UAE sending their top rider JASIM SAIF JASIM AL-ALI Abdulla.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.108273 del
>>108272
scaroni/silva tandem doing the vuelta? might be cool


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so black bibs are out of fashion now. the girls better don't have their period then.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.108275 del
>>108274
Looks anorexic.
The queen of bones will have to go even more skelly.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.108276 del
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>>108275
after years of watts maxxing we're going back to anorexia mode.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.108277 del
>Il ne collabore pas et après il coupe la trajectoire" : Carapaz très énervé contre Martinez
lmao out-rated


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.108278 del
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>>108274
I wonder how she would look like with +10kg at the right places


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.108279 del
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my cat is getting roids now is basically doping
but she's a lot better, not much more the doc could do but as long as she can eat and isn't in pain I don't need to necessary thing just yet
thanks for reading my blog, here's a pic of old grumpy


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.108280 del
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these are some hard ass nipples


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 17:33 [Preview] No.108281 del
>>108279
cute cat glad shes doing well


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.108282 del
>>108279
:3


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 17:36 [Preview] No.108283 del
>>108279
Cute cat


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.108285 del
>>108279
Henlo pretty kitty, hope you got a few more months with Bertman.


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Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.108287 del
>>108279
oude strijder


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.108288 del
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Going hiking to the Bohemian Alps tomorrow
To forget about dopage
To forget about squeaking
To forget the smell of sulphur
To feel a little bit less stupid


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.108289 del
>>108288
bertacek v4 incoming; hopefully a non canyon shill


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.108290 del
If PANTANI had access to modern tech, modern bikes like Canyon and modern diet and dopage, he would probably ride under 30 minutes


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.108291 del
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day 3 done, had great legs today, could've easily went for another 50/100km but I did not bring me lights


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.108292 del
Why don't they just ban the cars and motos from alpe like they did with puy de dome?
Just some shimano motos with wheels and some teams along the road with spare bikes?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.108293 del
>>108291
very cool


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.108294 del
>>108291
VERY COOL


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.108295 del
>>108291
Hallstatt, 家


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.108296 del
>>108288
>he is not ready for the pol-ack wave on the first good weather weekend virtually since june
>>108291
Well deserved.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.108297 del
>>108295
there were SO many chinese people, unbelievable. I wonder if there still live regular local people, it feels like a dead town full to the gills with chinks and camelfuckers


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.108298 del
>>108291
Where is the second lake pic (not hallstat) looks beautiful


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:48 [Preview] No.108299 del
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Points in, now the heckin raycism is starting to sting, I really thought BITTNER will be worse that GIRMAY maybe 300, 400 points tops, and if GIRMAY chutes he will be better. Not a 1000 points. Not like that, forfeiting the maillot.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.108300 del
>>108299
what about my choice of healy over ratataz?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.108302 del
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>>108300
As obvious retardation as mine.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.108303 del
>>108299
On one hand, CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO is cashing out bigly, on the other hand, BAUDIN slaving for CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO is hurting me


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.108304 del
>>108298
Wolfgangsee, and picrel is Fuschl am See, Global Headquarters of Red Bull


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.108305 del
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>>108299
does the other bert who plays the sixes competition post here?
it's been a nice fight


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.108306 del
>>108304
Ah we've been a couple of time to fuschl. Great place to ride


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.108307 del
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>>108305
The what?

frfr on god is a bong, there is also the other Swiss and one Bernd who I don't think posts here although I have lost recognition on exactly which Teutonic Tormentors are here, it's at least 4 now, probably more.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.108308 del
>>108307
yeah it's just me and frfr on god
the competition isn't that fun though I don't recommend, just wanted to try


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.108309 del
>>108307
Äehm: Ulle ist sauber!
That will be all.

There are several Bernds here.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.108310 del
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>>108279
>even cats are doping but I'm still natty
ahhhhhhhhh
>>108291
nifty


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.108311 del
>>108291
congrats, you unlocked the tourist in Austria badge with your ride to Hallstatt.
other than that, bertaczek is a bad influence with his Schnitzels.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.108312 del
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>>108311
what do you mean, a bad influence


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.108313 del
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>mfw influenced to consume meat instead of living full vegan for watt gains


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.108314 del
>>108312
fries, Schnitzel and pivo every day to get the calories back? where's the pizza for a change?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.108315 del
>>108313
ynr that brennan can't eat gluten


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.108316 del
>>108315
grim I think theres gluten in schnitzel
if you're glutencucked you can't eat shit


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.108317 del
>>108314
pizzas are for sisses


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.108318 del
>>108316
plenty of fruits, veggies, meats, fish, dairy, beans, rice, potatoes
sounds pretty good to me


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.108319 del
>>108318
Imagine eating that AND gluten. Sounds even better


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:46 [Preview] No.108320 del
>>108318
>no schnitzel
>no pizza
>no burger
>no taco
a fate.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.108322 del
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>pork and beans


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.108321 del
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>pork and beans


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:58 [Preview] No.108323 del
>>108305
>>108307
>>108308
thats actually me, I kinda liked the schizo disguise.

yeah 3 changes per day makes it pretty easy to get all the favourites in there. still a nice little fight

im also still playing the tissot one, I remember that being really fun like 5-6 years ago, hope some of you will join again next year.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.108324 del
>>108322
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if I make a scene


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.108325 del
Sepp Kuss was caught fucking with his bike before start without team mechanic probably had his own idea of optimal seating.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.108326 del
>>108325
that gets you shot at DSM (not really, they just couldnt be arsed with administration and fixing 8 bikes for 1 rider)


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.108327 del
>>108325
Going to send him to the Vuelta(which he'll win) as punishment.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.108328 del
>>108325
marco brenners hate this post


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.108329 del
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ynr Primoz ROGLIC


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.108330 del
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>Pogacar 2.62
>Carapaz Montenegro 3
>Kuss 7.5
>Evenepoel 10
>Toro 10
>Pidcvck 15
>Holland 34
>Skjelmose 34
>Martinez 41
>Arensman 41
>Seixas 51
>Ayuso Pesqeura 51
...
>Jorgensohn 81
>Yatesi 81


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.108331 del
>>108330
>Kuss 7.5
true if big


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.108332 del
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Does Trainbert know?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.108333 del
>>108330
Only way that GC guys contest the win is if Decathlon are willing to lose the stage to Pogi or Remco in favour of putting pressure on Del Toro. I just don't see anyone else controlling.


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Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.108335 del
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>>108334
>its real
what the HECK


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.108336 del
You can also ride a sub 35 Alpe Days for the small of price of buying a C*lnago


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.108337 del
>>108334
A|B testing went too far with personalized video titles.


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>>108334


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 21:00 [Preview] No.108339 del
>>108334
Any EPIC methods used?


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.108340 del
>>107692
footpath


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.108341 del
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having to ride a c*lnago is too steep a price to pay for this unnatural power


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.108342 del
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>>108341
>not riding a colnago

I bet you have terrible teeth.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.108343 del
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>>108342
ahhhhhhh


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.108344 del
>>108334
Those 2 are doing movie reviews now btw.
Not enough sheckels to be made from this poverty sport.


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.108345 del
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>>108344
lmao


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.108346 del
going to skore some evening eggs
this is not an uncommon occurrence


Bert 07/24/2026 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.108347 del
>>108346
scored evening eggs too its the best time of the day for eggs


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 00:22 [Preview] No.108348 del
it went well
time for some rattattatouille and vinho


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.108349 del
Been thinking of the best possible veloteam and what I could've done different. Obviously Lipo was a mistake in hinsight, scoring under 900p before crashing out. So Remco in instead for 16p. THJ is scoring just over 1000p, so decent pick for 10, but Carapaz at 8p would've been better. Quinn Simmons has been a decent point hauler, Baudin a bit worse than I expected, and Girmay has been great but Mads would've probably been even better. McNulty could've been good before the crash happened.

Pogacar 34
Remco 16
Del Toro 14
Carapaz 8
Mads 10
Artz 4
Russo 4
Quinn 4
Kanter 6

Switching Girmay in but having Schmid or Simmons there could've also worked, or Jegat. But yeah, not having Carapaz in was a huge mistake, don't know what I was thinking. I think I was simply fixated on getting many good 6 pointers in and not realizing that a great 8 pointer is far more valuable.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.108350 del
bwoah I feel like a traen hit me, I don't understand how the pros can do that 21 days in a row


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.108351 del
>>108350
did you eat enough?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.108352 del
>>108351
yeah, its the sore muscles on the whole body, from neck to toes


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.108353 del
>>108352
what you need is HGH


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.108354 del
>>108353
gimme some, I am ready for doperjaw


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.108355 del
>>108350
You get used to it from simply riding, last year when I did a few weeks of 20h+/week it was amazing how quickly the body acclimated. The first 6h+ ride with efforts felt very hard, a couple weeks later with harder efforts and 1000kJ more energy expenditure felt like a breeze. High volume felt so good that I am somewhat seriously thinking about taking a sabbatical year after I get my PhD and just focusing on riding for a while, see if I could make it to a NC podium finish


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.108356 del
rewatching the alpe hue. commentators noticed the lower amount of spectators compared to previous editions and attributed it to either the authorities closing the entry pretty early or some Dutch man trying to charge an admission fee of 100 Euros at the bottom.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.108357 del
French media is saying 600k people on Huez. I have a hard time believing that


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.108358 del
>>108355
yes I think so too, I will see on me second bikepacking trip end of september how it feels then


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.108359 del
>>108349
Yeah, the race is far too top heavy for 6 pointers, I mean if you hit your Schmid, Simmons (you did, nice) and Jegat that is great but these are 3 out of like 15 you should consider, good luck with that crapshoot.

It is also TdF and there are guys who just perform no matter how iffy was their season, so Carapaz, Girmay, Pedersen, Jegat, Russo, VPP.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.108360 del
Hope Brtek took his expensive thermal layer for giraffes from a fancy outdoor company, it is 10C on Śnieżka.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.108361 del
>>108360
I'm about to go out with winter unershirt. It's like 12 degree in vienna


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.108362 del
>>108355
If you're taking a sabbactical you should at least move to girona or nice to enjoy some good weather. Spending all year in the rape cave have me fear for your mental health bert


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.108363 del
>>108361
Haha, the med vs the mitteleuropa morningz.
It was 14C half an hour ago, already at almost 16C so the temps going to the moon and sleeveless ride on the menu.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.108364 del
Sporza is probably eating their plate


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>>108364


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.108366 del
>>108365
het is vorbij


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.108367 del
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>>108325


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.108368 del
>>108362
Not possible with the family I'm afraid, rape cave and Finnish flatlands it is


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.108369 del
Wout launching a new grift


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.108370 del
just a few more humiliations like yesterday and ayuso will finally spill the beans on what the vampire does to uae riders


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.108371 del
bertacek trying to assasinate our resident autist

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UkPio4W_B2U [Embed]


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.108372 del
>>108365
after Herbert & Maarten as duo stopped i switched to Eurosport


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.108373 del
>>108370
that guy seems so dumb he probably wouldn't even be able to explain


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.108374 del
>>108367
hiding the battery


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.108377 del
>>108375
he fell dude’s lucky his face isn’t paste


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.108378 del
Tour ending, August approaching and I'm feeling more and more feverish... This music in my head... what could it mean?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IlPFWFlZKng [Embed]


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.108379 del
>>108378
now let's hear the Czech tour jingle.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.108380 del
>>108379
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1crU92TJGcM [Embed]


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.108381 del
What do you mean the tour is already over tomorrow?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.108382 del
>>108381
Feels like nothing has happened except Lipo and Vingegaard crashing out. Worst Tour since 2018?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.108383 del
Once again I am opening the polish question and I am looking for a solution.
A final one, if you will.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.108384 del
thats the break??


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.108385 del
>>108384
Everyone is saving themselves for the climbs, obviously.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.108386 del
everyone so afraid of baptiste again that they ride away from him. tough being a marked man


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.108387 del
>>108382
aside from WAERENSKJOLD no surprise winners on any stage, yellow decided early, green decided early, CARAPAZ winning was soul but that's about it, nothing memorable


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>>108383
Lawd dey coming, my fellow acks!


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.108389 del
Based Carapaz wins again today


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.108390 del
>>108387
Also GC completely settled after stage 6, only two Horse Category climbs before stage 19 and the eventual winner being more focused on getting his teammate on the podium than actually beating his "rivals". Dreadful race


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.108391 del
I enjoyed the first few stages, the TTT was great. went downhill quickly after that


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.108392 del
The Ayuso redemption arc starts now


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.108393 del
some nominees for KWAB of the Le Tour:

FRETIN
O'CONNOR
GODON
TIBERI
HEALY
JORGENSON


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.108394 del
Lord


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.108395 del
>>108393
BAUHAUS degraded to leadout man for vlad van fucking mechelen


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.108396 del
Fine looking break this... until someone gets scared of Ayuso


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.108397 del
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>swinging dicks in the face of athletes


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.108398 del
Based Carapaz, the polka dots are his


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.108399 del
yeaa i'm thinking richard is based


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.108400 del
scared for mads in the descent. hope he still can do something tomorrow


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.108401 del
>>108393
Fretin was alright
Van Eetvelt biggest kwab for me


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.108402 del
Mads Pedersen is one of the most juiced up riders in the race btw


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.108403 del
>>108401
bruh godon is kwab amongst kwabs


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.108404 del
Will freds start guzzling lactate now like they did ketones and bicarb


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.108405 del
>>108403
van scheetvelt literally let go of a chance to win a stage because he was mentally to weak


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.108406 del
I'm back what happened


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.108407 del
>>108405
Couldn't handle the pressure of being my secret pick. After that day he scored ZERO points


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.108408 del
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I need to be a bit more careful with my route planing because fuck that. Gravel too lose I couldn't even get out of saddle


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.108409 del
>>108406
Carapaz humiliating the little squeaker. Mads Madsing


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.108410 del
CHUTE


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.108411 del
Hmm if VPP is 1st and Carapaz 2nd on the rest of the cols they are equal in points


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.108412 del
VPP's bike ain't riding right


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.108413 del
>>108411
Carapaz will drop him for sure on every climb left


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.108414 del
holy humpback


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.108415 del
>>108413
I don't know, he surprised him this time. But the little rat is just like Lenny


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.108416 del
Van Wilder chuted again


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.108417 del
Van Wilder chute. But even if he loses half an hour he barely loses spots in the GC


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.108418 del
>>108415
Nah, rat or not, Carapaz is a way better climber


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.108419 del
VPP is a good sport


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.108420 del
Van Wilder ABANDON


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.108421 del
>>108417
Jokes on you he DNFed


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.108422 del
>>108417
>Abandonded
Welp...


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.108423 del
norway moves up another spot


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.108424 del
just punch ayuso out the break already


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.108425 del
>wtf is this pace, you seeing this shit?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.108426 del
>>108425
He wants his slaves to work harder without moto pacing. Anyway how are Wellens and Yates suddenly in top shape again after being deathly ill. Explain without using the word "dopage"


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.108427 del
>>108426
rounder plates of food


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.108428 del
>>108426
takes a couple of days for the withdrawal symptoms to go away


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.108430 del
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day 4, the finale. quick one today with kino rampas (Gerlospass). legs are cooked, bum is destroyed but I will do it again definitely


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.108431 del
>>108428
Withdrawal of what


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.108432 del
>>108431
rounder food


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.108433 del
cracked


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.108434 del
This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be!


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.108435 del
get that boy some protein bars


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.108436 del
I think you could make a decent rider out of bronze alfonso on a good team


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.108437 del
ayuso in the tete WHAT


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.108438 del
>make the first 2 weeks easy so that the suspens is still there at the last weekend
>Race already over so they slurp
Amazing move ASO


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.108439 del
Silva kwaks Arrieta in Clasica Ordizia, peloton was close in the end


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.108440 del
>>108438
It's pointless to blame ASO for that. Pogacar is way better than everyone else so unless they make 21 flat sprint stages he will always win and it will be obvious from the first mountain stage.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.108441 del
>>108440
I blame ASO for the first two weeks being boring.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.108442 del
>>108436
Visma can unlock him


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.108443 del
>>108437
working hard to help Pog to another stage victory


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.108444 del
>>108428
>>108431
I thought Tapentadol was legal


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.108445 del
>>108440
But there are ways of designing a route that don't automatically give him two and a half minutes of advantage on the first mountain stage. The Tourmalet stage was tailor made for him to get a small gap over the top and then kill the rest of the race on the last, easier climb. It was like the Galibier stage in 2024, only with more terrain to grow out the gap after the final, hard climb.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.108446 del
>>108440
I'm a fan of making the race so ridiculously hard that you just can't control it at all, yes he'll win with 20 minutes but atleast we can see some random stage winners


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.108447 del
ynr gc tiberi


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.108448 del
>>108447
what a weird rider, he always fizzles out after the tirreno never to be seen again


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.108449 del
>>108441
>>108445
How would you design the route? Any mountain stage would result in Pogacar winning or trying to gift the win to Del Toro. You could do exclusively flat and hilly stages to discourage GC action but I have a feeling you be complaining more if that was the case.

>>108446
I wouldn't mind that personally. But every grand tour when break aways win I see a lot of Berts complain about that too. I think it's an impossible task to design a GT route that everyone likes.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.108450 del
journos are such a useless profession
>what did you think when looking at the profile, what a hard stage
stages like this are literally in every tour


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.108451 del
>>108449
Don't make the race around pogi, just make good hard stages during all the three weeks so that we can see some action


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.108452 del
>>108449
people only complain about break stages when they're absolute gigaslurpers or when it's like the vuelta last year when you just have to look at the names in the break and you can tell who will win (vine, ayuso)


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.108453 del
>>108452
This, the best two stages of this year have been the one alpecin won


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.108454 del
ACKermann truly broken and crying like a castle dog


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.108455 del
Well well well, Urgayan legend Giśermo SILVA becoming a mandatory pick within a few months.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.108456 del
>>108449
>How would you design the route?
Just don't put a stage where Pogacar can ride away with over two minutes in the first week.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.108457 del
No one's afraid of Juan Ayuso


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.108458 del
>>108456
He can do that in any stage Bert


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.108459 del
>>108457
Bahrain is pulling in the pedalton, though


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.108460 del
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>>108454
Because of this?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.108461 del
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would rather have pogiwinslol than something like pic related


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.108462 del
god I love these retarded little cararat attacks, I can't lie


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.108463 del
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I get breakaway points for Ayuso....


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.108464 del
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>>108461
but then you have kino breakaways like pic related


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.108465 del
>pig-anzoli


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.108466 del
>>108461
You now remember Madrazo Bol and José Herrada


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.108467 del
They're already halfway up the Galibier? Boys started early today


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.108468 del
>>108463
I'm sure he will not finish behind the peloton, hehe.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.108469 del
>>108466
No I don't.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.108470 del
Or Pinot and the two rats. Cepeda and who was the other, Rubio? That was funny hehe


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.108471 del
>>108461
>>108464
The Tour really needs more breakaway stages, with the field always being so strong. Some more hilly/medium mountain stages without too much climbing in the end in the Vosges or Massif Central should be mandatory every year.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.108472 del
>>108466
sometimes I think about him riding into that car


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.108473 del
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>lennergy
IN ANOTHER LIFE


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.108474 del
>>108469
Vuelta 2019 Bert, now that was kino


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.108475 del
>>108471
This.
There wasn't really a hilly stage for guys like Asgren /Healy/Moho in the third week.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.108476 del
>>108471
Honestly I think the tactic (as long as pogi races) is let him take a lot of time in week 1 with some hard climbs.
Week 2 lots hilly and rouleur stages where you can't really take much time unless you do some risky attacks, maybe some GC fuckery in the break.
And then week 3 the classic mountains, to see with GC guys can't handle the 3 weeks.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.108477 del
>>108461
Has to be one of the most embarrassing stages ever. I remember so much hype before it, only for the biggest semen slurping performance ever.

The final TT was kino on its own, but it really completely killed the race. The top 3 being bonis man and 2 pure diesels also didn't help. Maybe it could've been a bit better if Memco didn't DNF.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.108478 del
bahrain was so weak that UAE decided to do something again


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.108479 del
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>>108474
The kinoest


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.108480 del
wout will ride tour of denmark


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.108481 del
>>108476
And no flat sprints. Ever. Slurpers OUT


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.108482 del
>>108461
I dunno, at least the fight in that break was pretty interesting and unpredictable
Of course, the GC group slurping all the way to the finish line was very lame


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.108483 del
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Not much of a ride, but at least it was a ride. Every ride these days feels like a moratorium on my once mediocre, but hard gained, fitness.

Saw a little race go by and rode under a very dramatic trein bridge.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.108484 del
>>108481
don't mind sprints, they're good to put in between
but you have to incentivize the shitty teams more to go in the break, seeing teams like totalmemergies save a train for turgis makes me want to gouge my eyes out


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.108485 del
Nothing is happening today


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.108486 del
>>108484
red bull kilometer but with more prize money and maybe a less retarded name


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.108487 del
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>>108479


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.108488 del
like did you know tudor is in this race?
a performance like theirs should be a 5 year ban from the tour


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.108489 del
Yates furiously weak


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.108490 del
They need to invite some fun, aggressive pro teams like the Rockets and Modern Adventure. Total Energies, Cofidis, and Picnic PostNL are just totally useless in any startlist (I'm aware Picnic PostNL is a WT team, but they shouldn't be)


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.108491 del
>>108487
Hehehe


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.108492 del
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>>108490
>Modern Adventure


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.108493 del
>>108488
Thankfully we have pictures of allah getting dropped everyday


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.108494 del
>>108490
rockets was worth nothing in the giro
>we'll ride every stage like a classic
and then they just didn't, only tried to sprint with fatso greenstreets


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.108495 del
>>108488
Yep. They've done nothing. You can say Voisard is 11th but he's 30 minutes down and has done nothing of interest


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.108496 del
>>108494
Remember when they did the perfect leadout once and then everyone chuted haha


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.108497 del
>>108490
these "fun" teams don't do anything they are useless filler just like the rest


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.108498 del
>>108497
As opposed to what, Cofidis?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.108499 del
>ben hilly
>gets dropped on a hill
every
single
time


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.108500 del
But to be fair in this tour a lot of riders didn't get anything to play with.
What is a uphill sprint merchant like aranburu even doing here, they gave him one stage to try and that's the one grug won.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.108501 del
remcos face is barely recognizable anymore


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.108502 del
>>108498
they are all useless they are just filler to make the pack bigger


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.108503 del
>>108367
based self sufficient andorran mechanic


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.108504 del
>>108500
The problem with puncher stages is that they're chute magnet. To be fair with ASO they do have a lot of constraints to take into account


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.108505 del
God what a fucking LAME "queen stage"


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.108506 del
Col du Galibier is the most

A E S T H E T I C

climb in the TdF.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.108507 del
🐀🐀🐀🐀


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.108508 del
Jesus how weak is Ayuso

CaraGOD


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.108509 del
>>108506
💯


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.108510 del
Carapaz best rider of the race


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.108511 del
Based Rysiu.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.108512 del
lmao, how much is he paid again?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.108513 del
>>108506
For me it Ventoux


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.108514 del
>attacks
>cracks


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.108515 del
hate ayuso so much


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.108516 del
>>108506
Tourmalet descent is unmatched for me


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.108517 del
gruppo ayuso aka gruppo TURD


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.108518 del
Well fuck. I'm not even going to get break points now


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.108519 del
so Healy is alone there somewhere


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.108520 del
<it's between me, del toro and seixas for 3rd
>get's dropped by hindlel and riggismello


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.108521 del
allez richie with the most chainsmoker french voice


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.108522 del
Kussen actually looks good this Tour. Would've done good week 3 hjaelper work.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.108523 del
>>108522
realistically he would have done nothing because pogacar would just attack before he could pull


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.108524 del
>>108516
>>108513
Ventoux is gorgeous but there's not much around it. I love how grand the Galibier is.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.108525 del
Pidkek barely holding on


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.108526 del
too slow for pog


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.108527 del
>Pogacar domestique for Del Toro
Embarrassing race


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.108528 del
>>108522
vuelta fever


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.108529 del
ayuso looks like he's dying while jobbers are nose breathing


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.108530 del
Kek Pog dropping Del Taco


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.108531 del
POGACAR the most LOYAL domestique


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.108532 del
Just drop this asshole, come on.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.108533 del
>Pogacar roasting Del Toro for Seixas to drop him on Sarenne


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.108534 del
Remking and Seixas needs to drop this beaner already


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.108535 del
lenny was almost without a wheel to slurp, his strength is unmatched


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.108536 del
aesthetic


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.108537 del
>>108445
>there are ways of designing a route that don't automatically give him two and a half minutes of advantage on the first mountain stage
literally no


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.108538 del
I miss russberts kino webms


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.108539 del
Lenny really impressive this race. But it is another blight on the race that he is on his way to finish 5th supposedly while going for GC on accident


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.108540 del
riggi is just like me when descending


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.108541 del
Butt clenching descent.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.108542 del
>no mont martre tomorrow because no cops
jesus christ


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.108543 del
>>108537
I mean, there is a difference between having this years' Tourmalet stage as the first mountain stage or doing something like Planche de Belle Filles, even though it's a lame climb.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.108544 del
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>>108542


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.108545 del
>>108542
Wait what?
And fucking Jappe went home already.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.108546 del
>>108542
Whatever, cancel it all and end it who cares


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.108547 del
>>108545
He did?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.108548 del
>>108545
what, he didn't
but it's not official yet but since they're already letting the news out in the world it means it's probably true


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.108549 del
100kmh FUCK that bros
don't trust me breaks nearly that much


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.108550 del
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>>108547
>>108548
Oh wait he's still here.
I swear one of you fucks said he dnf yesterday.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.108551 del
>>108550
Always verify what /cyc/ says.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.108552 del
wonder how rubio is feeling today


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.108553 del
>>108550
got you good heh


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.108554 del
proud homme lowkey the most doped rider this tour


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.108555 del
>>108550
Someone said dns but he was just late for sign-in


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.108556 del
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>>108553
Why would you go on the Internet and make shit up?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.108557 del
kiwiman chute in the downhill


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.108558 del
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>>108556
huh
hmm
I never even asked that question


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.108559 del
Anyone but carapaz


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.108560 del
I miss roglic and his goofy chutes


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.108562 del
>>108560
Vuelta soon brother


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.108563 del
I've been backpacking in the mountains again, just caught up with the past few stages, fuck YES Richard "Richie" CARAPAZ


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.108564 del
Don't like Ricky Tello. I just don't.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.108565 del
So Pogacar is literally just pulling Del Torro?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.108566 del
post


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.108567 del
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incredible 5 days


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.108568 del
>Under 4 minutes now

If Pog wasn't on a side quest this would be winnable for him.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.108569 del
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In my opinion, Jordan is the right place to visit.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.108570 del
>>108567
Very nice Bert, where is it


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.108571 del
>>108567
Beautiful
And right in time to enjoy the final exploits of El Jaguar de Tulcán in this Tour


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.108572 del
Laatste berg berts


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.108573 del
Test


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.108574 del
CAM ON SEIXAS


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.108575 del
>>108574
*checks his computer*


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.108576 del
>>108567
damn! multiday hike?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.108577 del
Pog and dopo are the male version of Van der Bregen / Vollering .


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.108578 del
>>108575
We might get some good Del Dopo vs Seixas some day when Pogacar retires. Just have to wait it out a couple more years...


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.108579 del
Carapaz does it again. Fuck this brainlet.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.108580 del
kek hindley suddenly in top form but hasn't slaved a minute


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.108581 del
3 grand tour winners in the tete
all of them mediocre


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.108582 del
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>>108578


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.108583 del
>>108580
Week 3 hindley unlocked


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.108584 del
this is incredibly lame , fuck I hope pogi skips the vuelta


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.108585 del
>>108581
>all of them mediocre
you take that back!


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.108586 del
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>>108585
its the truth and we know it


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.108587 del
>>108586
Honestly the Hindlel Giro win was the least fraudulent one of the lot.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.108588 del
>van gils


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.108589 del
Tick tock Skjelly and Sexas. It's now or never.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.108590 del
>>108589
Tour is over bert


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.108591 del
>>108570
Olympic national park, in Washington state
>>108576
yeah, hiking and sleeping in a tent each night


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.108592 del
>>108590
There we go.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.108593 del
montmartre in the race but they skip all the bullshit before the circuit


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.108594 del
Pordhomme with the massive pace


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.108595 del
>>108594
Good to see him back to his 2025 shape.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.108596 del
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>>108593


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.108597 del
>>108594
He's completely out of control


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.108598 del
what a useless tdf from pidcock, why does he always fall into the GC trap


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.108599 del
Putting Sexas on the limit there


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.108600 del
rip skjelmose


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.108601 del
prodhomme stonger than the other 2 lmao


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.108602 del
ayuso should drop back for skjelmose


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.108603 del
dopo and remco completely unimpressed by this pace


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.108604 del
>>108601
he's riding like he's done in 200 m


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.108605 del
>>108598
wasted 21 days on nothing award


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.108606 del
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>>108602


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