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/cyc/ - general Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No. 115582
Brennan's bottom bitch edition

>Current and upcoming road races
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.1
29.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT
30.08 Bretagne Classic - CIC 1.UWT
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1 WE
02.09 - 06.09 Lloyds Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
02.09 - 06.09 ZLM Tour 2.1
03.09 - 06.09 Tour of Istanbul 2.1
05.09 Tout commence en Finistère Ladies Classic 1.1
06.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
06.09 Pointe du Raz Ladies Classic 1.Pro
09.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
09.09 Tour of Binzhou 1.1
10.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
10.09 - 13.09 Faun Tour Femmes 2.1 WE
11.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
12.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
12.09 - 16.09 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.1
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
13.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
13.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
13.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.Pro WE
13.09 Women’s Cycling Grand Prix Region Stuttgart 1.Pro WE

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>114582


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.115625 del
WIDAR is super high


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.115626 del
Echelons. Sort of


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.115628 del
Almeida weak


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.115629 del
>>115623
how about start using emojis in the PCS live feed

>Magnus CHUTEFIELD crashed in the peleton 😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.115630 del
>>115628
UAE immediately riding to distance him


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.115631 del
UAE can so easily destroy this race every stage I'm not sure if anything will be enjoyable


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.115632 del
>>115629
>attaque Sander de Pestel <suspicious_squeaker.jpg>


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.115633 del
>GALL distanced 🥀🥀


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.115634 del
fucking hell karl commentating a GT on sporza, they only show 8 stages and this retard is part of it


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.115635 del
>>115634
I checked Eurosport for 5 seconds and it's Jan Hermsen and Bobbie Trekschuit. I want my seconds back and compensation for the ear aids I got


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.115636 del
roglic alive


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.115637 del
>>115635
the no commentary feed is a blessing


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.115638 del
>Uijtdebroeks Cian (Movistar Team) not in first part of peloton.

will DNF before the end of week 1


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.115639 del
>>115638
this guy is such an uber kwab, like the most weakmind rider in the world


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.115640 del
>>115637
José now reminiscing about Merckx as if it is a serious comparison to Pog. Or even better lol. Boomers are so delusional


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.115641 del
>21 out of 40 races where Cort Magnus (Uno-X Mobility) was in the break, the break made it to the finish

This guy really has a gift of sniffing out breaks full of shitters that the pedalton won't chase.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.115642 del
>>115639
Maybe Movistar was not the right fit. Welcome to ...?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.115643 del
>>115642
Lotto ofcourse
And 2 years later cofidis


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.115644 del
>>115642
TotalEnergies, Picnic PostNL (CT) afterwards


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.115645 del
>>115643
And then nsn gives him a final 3 years deal.
Nice long career.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.115646 del
Widar been dropped 4 times already


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.115647 del
>>115646
he is ill, bert


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.115648 del
>>115646
he is weak, bert


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.115649 del
2024 was such a weird La Vuelta ciclista


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.115650 del
Kirsch ABANDON


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.115651 del
>Competitors that won on <this day> in the past
Useless stat which he insists on pushing and it unreasonably infuriates me.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.115652 del
fugger
there, I said it


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.115653 del
torres looks like he wears eyeliner


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.115654 del
>>115652
:DDD


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.115655 del
Almeidingz already slaving


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.115656 del
So Ha*ter really is going for the green jersey. Funny how he started giving a fuck after not doing anything for 3 years.

Nothing like a contract year to light a fire under you.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.115657 del
>>115656
welcome to NSN


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.115658 del
Pog right behind Vine. His Vuelta can be over any minute now


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.115659 del
>thunderstorm at the finish


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.115660 del
>>115656
you can't win green without competing for stages


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.115661 del
I'm in the Finger Lakes of NY. I just saw a peloton of Mennonites climbing like a 9% hill on Schwinn bikes wearing traditional clothing and they were fucking FLYING up that hill.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.115662 del
>>115660
Ehh he might get lucky.
If Pog is in eco mode and Mads dnfs.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.115663 del
>>115661
I have NO idea what any of that means


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.115664 del
>>115663
sorry i forgot to relog to autismbert


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.115665 del
>>115661
I'm missing a few keywords, not going to lie


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.115666 del
>>115662
not without competing in the sprint stages


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.115667 del
there's a rider called Adam Smith at Avenir. after the invisible hand of capitalism, we get invisible legs or dopage or motor?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.115668 del
>>115662
Mads isn't going for it. He stopped pedaling yesterday and got 4th when he could have easily been 2nd.
It's probably going to be Pogi getting it without trying or maybe Brennan if he does intermediate sprints.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.115669 del
>>115668
Brennan probably unless they're trying to gift some stages to wout/laporte


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.115670 del
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>>115658
Pog prolly doesn't want Rapey right behind him


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.115671 del
yes, hello? Jonas is that you? weather protocol?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.115672 del
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Cute Dutchoid again, Jip.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.115673 del
Skjelly please survive, no Fleche Wallone.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.115674 del
>>115673
This is my only pic I'm not 100% sure off. Could be a good vuelta for me if he top5. Bisiaux is going to top10 btw


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.115675 del
>>115674
Sure of Onley? He always seems too jittery, I was afraid of the chute magnet turning on in his arse.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.115676 del
>>115672
shes currently being a wreckingball in the marriage of 'cycling journalist' Thijs Zonneveld, welcomed by him of course


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.115677 del
>>115674
>Bisiaux is going to top10 btw

Ehhh you never know with a young rider doing his first GT. He could have a catastrophic week 3. Not everyone is Seixas.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.115678 del
>>115677
He was here last year


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.115679 del
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Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.115680 del
>>115678
Ehh fair enough. Don't remember him.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.115681 del
>>115680
He was pretty invisible (I know because I picked him and got 0 points)


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.115682 del
>>115675
many unipuertos so the chute danger is lower, and riders are chill here


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.115683 del
>>115676
Oh I'm sure sporty hags are whores so often you can just assume they all are.
Like nurses or stewardesses.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.115684 del
>>115676
Speculation? Or sauce?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.115685 del
>>115676
I really dislike thijs zonneveld, for me he's the arrogant dutch stereotype taken form


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.115686 del
>>115679
How high is Almeida in the friendship hierarchy? Obviously Del Dopo is number but McNulty has also gotten some gifts. We will see if Almeida gets something from Pogi or if he will be made to slave all race.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.115687 del
>>115684
publically known secret is the best way to describe it, don't know if he's still with his wife


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.115688 del
>>115674
Bisiaux should have been in Unclassed son of a BITCH


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.115689 del
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made some kapustnica


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.115690 del
>>115686
I'm thinking the new 'apprentice' is Torres.
Could be wrong.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.115691 del
bravo bravo


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.115692 del
>>115690
Jõãõ is too old to be an apprentice/successor, but I do think Pog likes him


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.115693 del
RAIN. STOP THE RACE


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.115694 del
>>115687
But is he porking Jip?
Doesnt Jip also have a bf?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.115695 del
RAIN


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.115696 del
jonas would neutralize this


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.115697 del
Mats will win


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.115698 del
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>assbear hellmoose


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.115699 del
>>115697
he'll crash in the wet descent unfortunately


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.115700 del
some berts would DISSOLVE in this weather


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.115701 del
>>115696
Well, someone could slip, fall and break a collarbone and miss two seasons.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.115702 del
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Reish 22nd of 26 riders that made it to the finish


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.115703 del
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how many Vauban forts does France need?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.115704 del
>>115702
More like Tommaso Dopi


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.115705 del
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you couldn't simply walk or ride on the finish line if this were the tour.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.115706 del
Rigging is going on now


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.115707 del
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quality footage from the French Rai


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.115708 del
Thunder! Surely we are going short now.
Spanish Rai sharting fountains.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.115709 del
stage cancelled


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.115710 del
bravo Bravo. Bravo with the new best time at the Avenir ITT.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.115711 del
but Finn just obliterated his time at the intermediate timing point by 18 seconds. pas normal.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.115712 del
Is that water falling from the sky? Stop riding your bikes immediately!


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.115713 del
>>115709
oh no no no sugarbros


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.115714 del
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so you're telling me that they have a chopper but it can't fly in the rain?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.115715 del
>>115692
I think João has been his partner in more specific climbing and TTing training. Not sure how it's now with Del Toro, but at one point they were supposedly the only two training directly under Sola. So they have spent a lot of time together.

I wouldn't read much into it, but Pogi is usually one of the first guys to publicly congratulate Almeida when he wins something. It's honestly hard to tell who Almeida is closest to in UAE. Probably the Oliveira twins. He likes Morgado, but there is a bit of an age gap. Besides the Portuguese, I've read he gets along well with Pogacar and Soler but not much more beyond that. Supposedly he got along well with FFB in the past.

However, as every attention payer knows, he didn't name any of his UAE teammates as his favourite teammate ever.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.115716 del
>>115711
while looking like he's on his weekend z1 spin


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.115717 del
Pogi hates Almeida because he's weak


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.115718 del
>>115715
Who did he name. Remco? Hehe


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.115719 del
Attaque Lolrenzo Fortunato


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.115720 del
they are replaying the same pics from the finish for the 3rd time already.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.115721 del
alleged attacque thermonucleaire de FORTUNATO


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.115722 del
dude with the neon rain jacket shown for the 4th time reee


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.115723 del
sfortunato going for the mountain points


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.115724 del
>>115721
PCS man is simply making shit up now that there are no pictures


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.115725 del
I read he was going for polka dots but I figured he is kind of a fraud and already 30 so old and shit so whatever


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.115726 del
>hail


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.115727 del
>>115724
>ATTAQUE MADS PEDERSEN


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.115728 del
>1 New best time for Fabries Ugo (UAE Team Emirates Gen Z) at finish in 26.21,42 (25.951 km/h)!


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.115729 del
>hail
skjellybros, now I'm terrified


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.115730 del
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we live
I can't see shit, it's so dark.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.115731 del
>>115725
He is, I read that too, didn't consider him for a moment for these 8 points.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.115732 del
Spanish RAI is back


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.115733 del
We are BACK


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.115734 del
apocalyptic


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.115735 del
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How do you say kino in spanish?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.115736 del
kino of the highest order with the bright lights in the background


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.115737 del
>>115730
>WHAT IS THIS SHIT WHERE IS OUMI


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.115738 del
>cameras failing like it's south america for dramatic effect


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.115739 del
LOL


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.115740 del
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kek, look at these cowards


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.115741 del
Epilepsybros.. neturalization.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.115742 del
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Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.115743 del
POG MADE THE CALL


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.115744 del
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pogi making the call


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.115745 del
This is surely the end of Skjelmose


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.115746 del
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Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.115747 del
That is Gall


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.115748 del
>>115745
Peppridge Farm remembers


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Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.115750 del
>>115744
merciful don


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.115751 del
standing still in this cold will probably kill half of the peloton
the sickdays are upon us and YOUR TEAM is affected


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.115752 del
put on some snowchains and get going already


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.115753 del
lmao holy crap


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.115754 del
No word on FORTUNATO and the other guy, they are probably DEAD


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.115755 del
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Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.115756 del
>>115751
I KNEW it. Pog gets sick and I am BACK


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.115757 del
Eugène Christophe would just go on. Pussies


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.115758 del
what if you just rode up the mountain while the slurpers were hiding in the roadside inn?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.115759 del
That Picnic runner looks like Kim Le Court


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.115760 del
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>>115756


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.115761 del
FINN not normal


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.115762 del
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Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.115763 del
this is nuts


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.115764 del
>>115751
surely /elite/'s immune system is at peak form after such an active season


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.115765 del
>>115751
hope noone selected any riders from the following teams: Lotto, Cofidis, FDJ, NSN, Jayco, INEOS


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.115766 del
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>>115756
Pog would still win with a 42 degree fever


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.115767 del
>stage cancelled


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.115768 del
>X


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.115769 del
>>115767
for reals?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.115770 del
Lol just start in a stage 4 video, who gives a fuck


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.115771 del
>>115769
yup


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.115772 del
am I now getting a free stage win/2nd place for FORTUNATO


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.115773 del
Give Fortunato the win please.
My velodrama needs all the help it can get.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.115774 del
should never have stopped, keep warm and pedal


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.115775 del
>>115772
nice attack Fortunato however your competitors decided to cancel your win


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.115776 del
>>115772
>>115773
fortunatopickers get what they FUCKING DESERVE


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.115777 del
Would be funny if Wenzel and Fortunato are still out there somewhere and when they get to the finish they are like wtf


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.115778 del
Kwab country
Kwab race


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.115779 del
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Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.115780 del
>>115779
good one


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.115781 del
reminder that in ancient times (1960 or whatever) they would've soldiered on through the hail


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.115782 del
Buses on the way down, we done.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.115783 del
Laura and Jip being a bit too theatrical, they might not like each other.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.115784 del
correct call


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.115785 del
>>115784
Fair dinkum Bruceman.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.115786 del
>>115785
kek I always forget to disconnect


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.115787 del
>>115779
surely a junior or associate consultant

or you at least upgrade fish to senior consultant


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.115788 del
>>115779


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.115789 del
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>>115779
>>115787
There can only be one


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.115790 del
My team was built for this stage, fuck


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.115791 del
how unfortunato


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.115792 del
so Widar and the next remco are so back


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.115793 del
A lot of sneezing in the hotel tonight.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.115794 del
So with the race cancelled, is Kirsch allowed to start tomorrow?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:43 [Preview] No.115795 del
Ethan Hitler got 20 points today but it still says Pog has green


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.115797 del
>>115796
Exactly


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.115798 del
>>115794
he was the first to not finish the stage so he's the winner


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.115799 del
>>115779
Few people in this ITT suddenly discovering that they're all like this and the memes just hit Vingegaard because he kept doing camiño and basque country.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.115800 del
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what's up with the drama with this succubus? Belgian bert is saying that this is his wife on 4cyc.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.115801 del
>>115799
T. Vingo


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.115802 del
>>115800
La creatura


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.115803 del
>>115800
unfortunate look


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.115804 del
>>115800
Horse face


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.115808 del
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>>115807


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.115809 del
Nice dump.
Looks like they aren't too bothered. unless everyone gets sick tomorrow.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.115810 del
>>115809
Good commercial for the hotel


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.115811 del
>>115810
For sure they have enough pictures for their walls


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.115812 del
>>115805
>>115806
>>115807
>>115808
anyone spot my veloteam 🔎
how are they lookin


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.115813 del
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anyways, I got uphill sprint mogged by a rabbit


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.115814 del
>>115813
There's a hare that goes down my street a lot and those things are supersonic


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.115815 del
>>115805
>>115806
>>115807
>>115808
(you)ing that up


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.115816 del
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>>115814
yeah what the hell he was easily going twice my speed or something, aero posture too


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.115817 del
>>115805
>>115806
>>115807
>>115808
Something very sovlful about this. The drenched riders, the fat girl bringing towels, the old people sitting watching the chaos around them, the riders sitting on the staircase, exploring the hotel and bringing expressos...

If it isn't a chain hotel, I'd imagine this will become a good story for the owner to tell for decades.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.115818 del
>>115817
It is cyclismo


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.115819 del
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>Lorenzo FINN 6.91 W/Kg for 25 minutes


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.115820 del
>>115819
Looks like it's already OVER again for Seixas


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.115821 del
>>115819
truly the next um...who was the last clean Italian GC rider? I don't dare calling him the next Pantani.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.115822 del
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>>115819
fuck yeah fresh meat for the gc lord grinder


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:20 [Preview] No.115823 del
>>115821
Luigi GANNA probably


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.115824 del
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so what is your opinion on kurwabert being replaced by Belgian AI on 4/cyc/?
https://cycoffice.netlify.app/


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.115825 del
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>>115819


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No.115827 del
apparently FINN will do the normal road WC and EC instead of u23


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.115828 del
>>115824
At least the points are right.
Awful lot of scrolling with not that much interesting stuff, the most readable thing are these bar charts for points.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.115829 del
>>115826
reminds me of that cx race where it snowed and wout broke his ankle


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.115830 del
>>115817
Yeah it's very nice


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.115831 del
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My estimatoor gives it more reasonable numbers tbqh


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.115832 del
>>115831
probably overestimating his weight that one


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:36 [Preview] No.115833 del
>>115832
how much weight diff do you need to go from 6.9 to 6.7 w/kg?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.115834 del
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>>115833
since the best guess for his weight is 59.1 kg right from the source it would be like 1.6 kg


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.115835 del
https://x.com/mobutujtm/status/2091941122675265558


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.115836 del
>>115834
Do you assume constant watts? It's not how w/kg estimators work


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.115837 del
>>115836
I don't assume anything


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.115838 del
>>115837
I meant same speed uphill the 70kg rider needs a lower w/kg than the 60kg one, but I'm not sure 1.6 kg means 0.2 w/kg diff, does it?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.115839 del
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>>115838
who knows I'm just relaying the weight numbers they are saying


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.115840 del
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>>115839
Looks like there is another reason. I wonder how accurate they can be on cda/wind


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.115841 del
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>>115840
temperature and altitude change is also a ? and imo the the 6.4% gradient number is already not off to a great start because the start is a slightly descending false flat so he hits the climb at 57 kph
if you just take the climb from the moment that momentum is gone and he's at a steady rhythm it's a 6.8% gradient until it flattens off in the last 200 meters


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.115842 del
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the weather gaslighters are prophesying heavy thunderstorms with bloodrain this week, lord have mercy upon me


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.115843 del
Watching stage now (post #2)


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.115844 del
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>>115842
I have a BIG ride planned tomorrow in the Isergebirge, planning some BIG 3.0 W/Kg for 35 minutes because the rest of the week is a big unknown


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.115845 del
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>>115663
>>115665
I'm in a rural area of the state of New York, enjoying a few days of relaxation, cycling, and vin (Finger Lakes region is known for Riesling).

It's also home to a large group of Mennonites, a religious sect like the Amish. Floyd Landis was a Mennonite. Anyway, the peloton I saw was a group of teens and young men dressed like this on beater bikes going about 30 km/h uphill at a 9% gradient.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.115846 del
>>115844
>Isergebirge
looking that up right now, looks good. I was actually planning to spend 5 days of this week in the Bayerischer Wald and Böhmerwald but that's postponed, maybe in september (probably not 2bh)
maybe next year heh...


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No.115847 del
>>115846
Bohmerwald is absolutely the best for ciclismo out of czech em I think, especially with gravel


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.115848 del
>Seixas
>Finn
>Noval, I guess
Any next next Remco (aka the next next next Merckx) coming through? Please abstain from mentioning any sub 1.7m manlets.
What about the next British science experiment (the UK will likely host the Olympics in a not so far future, so they have to start working on that any day now)?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.115849 del
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>already washed and forgotten


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 22:46 [Preview] No.115850 del
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>>115848
My money is on my boy Lancelot GAYANT


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.115852 del
>>115849
He's more like the next Grug innit.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.115853 del
>>115848
I'm above the cutoff :)))


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 00:24 [Preview] No.115854 del
>>115851
2bqh I think it's good for races - a form of entertainment - to not be decided by whichever rider is more willing to kill themselves


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.115855 del
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>Tornado in Southern France nearby Carcassonne
imagine the riders encountering that yesterday


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.115856 del
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Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.115857 del
>>115856
I just realised Finlay Pickering is not the same person as Riley Pickrell


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.115858 del
lol I didn't realize untill now that they actually annulled the intermediate sprint points too
was there any good reason for this or just to spite Hayter?


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.115859 del
>>115858
To spite hater is already a good reason.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.115860 del
>>115856
He's a widar believer? Also this is a pogiwinslol


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.115861 del
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Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.115862 del
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BIG ride postponed to Thursday


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.115863 del
>>115858
It's the rules when you outright cancel a stage


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.115864 del
I got my thesis pre-examination reviews back, glowing reviews, both recommend graduating with honours. This bert is about to finally finish his Phd! Also my supervisor scammed a good european professor to serve as my opponent in the defence at the end of October. Now I just have to do all this tedious work like write the acknowledgements, write a "layman's abstract" for the university media team, contact the publishing house to get the physical copies, do all kinds of paperwork with the university and so on, but almost there.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.115865 del
>>115864
Good news. Remember the most important part is the post defence food (might not be true in finnland)


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.115866 del
>>115865
Yeah very important here as well, feast to honour the opponent of the defence.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.115867 del
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>>115866
Yes well, I have had multiple (you)s committed to the overall well being of the PhD process, I should be mentioned as a co-author.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.115868 del
>>115867
I'm not sure he should put endchan in his acknowledgment bert


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.115869 del
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>>115864
very nice bert!


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.115870 del
BRAVO, CISNEROS, TRANSNEROS, VAN ACKHOVE, SPARFEL, VASSAL and superstar BORREMANS raiding in De l'Avenir
FINN missed the split!


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.115871 del
FINN found the split


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.115872 del
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wasn't sure about the weater, so I gunned it


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.115873 del
-ACKOWIAK in chase pathetique


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.115874 del
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>>115872
not normal
it's so windy again today, roofs are flying around, my motivation to go is at all times low


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.115875 del
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>some Berts might have been dogs all along


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.115878 del
>“We have already indicated to the authorities, organizers, and teams: if road racing from point A to point B over a distance of 200 kilometers is no longer feasible, then we must race on circuits of 15, 20, or 25 kilometers—provided those routes can be secured one hundred percent. Ultimately, it is all about our riders. They need to be certain that they can race on a safe course.”

Plugge using the death of Finlay Tarling to promote his circuits

https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/richard-plugge-teleurgesteld-dat-wielersport-geen-actie-onderneemt-na-dood-finlay-tarling/


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.115879 del
>>115864
Nice.
I have a phd in dropping out of high school. I don't understand how people can stand being told what to do and how to do it, day in day out. Especially in this day and age where you can teach yourself literally everything through the internet.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.115880 del
>>115878
Every opportunity no matter what this asshole tries to ruin cycling

GO AWAY


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.115881 del
>>115864
Congratz Bert!
How many years after all?


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.115882 del
>>115880
> it's all about the riders
Actually it's not. If you put all the riders on a speed limited bike, , wearing 3 airbags and doing 5km laps, nobody will watch your sport and there will be no riders.
You don't put F1 drivers in a go-cart and you don't put WRC drivers in a local circuit. The sport is the sport.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.115883 del
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Stage 4 is 106.3 km "long"


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.115884 del
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3024m elevation over 106 km, wonder if that's doable in the good old czech'em


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.115885 del
>Monaco
>Andorra
Vuelta is truly the tour of microstates.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.115886 del
>>115884
if I do laps around a loop in my parents' neighborhood for 100km it would be 5800m of elevation gain


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.115887 del
>>115886
yes of coursh, but I mean zonder laps


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.115888 del
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>>115884
yeah no thank you


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 12:34 [Preview] No.115889 del
SPARFEL getting disrespected by FINN


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.115890 del
wew bunch of MANLY stages in the grand tours today


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 12:47 [Preview] No.115891 del
>j*se


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.115892 del
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Why haven't any of you AI jeetbois vibecoded a proper "ride profile generator" yet? (like this but better >>115888 )


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.115893 del
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>>115892
whats wrong with the existing product


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.115894 del
>>115893
The author did not make it available online for some reason


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.115895 del
BORREMANS GOES SOLO


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.115897 del
Wiggo is doing Avenir, but I don't see any future for him besides a spot at Ineos thanks to nepotism and Wiggo Senior remaining silent about dopage for another 20 years.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.115898 del
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>>115894
heh classic
well, vibecodejeets get to it then!


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.115899 del
Almeida in the break


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.115900 del
BORREMANS seething and making excuses
Is this the end of finnish dream?


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.115901 del
>>115900
should wait for the Polish supertalent Jack Jankowiak


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.115902 del
Ok, I will turn on j*se.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:15 [Preview] No.115903 del
>>115902
At least she's not by herself or with the sniffing man


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.115904 del
>>115903
For a moment I thought it was the husk sniffing there, I understood it is not it, relieved! Then j*se open her muncher.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.115905 del
Most of pissma in fuga.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.115906 del
LUTSENKO, FORTUNATO, DOUBLE, SOSA
vintage (2019) class


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.115907 del
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>>115906
Double Sosa?


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.115908 del
So Castrillo is going to attack every day and Romeo will never do anything. Because of course


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.115909 del
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HIRT out of nowhere
autismbert gonna lose his FUCKING mind


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.115910 del
>>115909
Who?


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.115911 del
>Uijtdebroeks
he sleepy again


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.115912 del
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BORREMANS BETRAYAL


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.115913 del
>KREIKEMEIER Kade
another one of those huh


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.115914 del
grupo principal finally awake in l'Avenir


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.115915 del
VANHUFFEL's position goes hard


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.115916 del
Tete of the future good two minutes on maillot jaune.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.115917 del
at this rate the gc group closes down borremans in maybe 2 km


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.115918 del
Looking grim for BORREMANS, the gap decreased from 4 minutes to 1 in like 30 seconds


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.115919 del
>>115917
>>115918
Their timekeeping is shit, at least two minutes.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.115920 del
Still two minutes.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.115921 del
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PARCHEGGIO TOTALE KASPER BORREMANS


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.115922 del
how do you say c'est fin(n)i(sh) in suomi?


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.115923 del
1:55, they go it.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.115924 del
BRAVO goes backwards


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.115925 del
that gap is 30 seconds max


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.115926 del
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FINN is like the polar opposite of me, his bike setup minimizes reach at all cost. He tries to sit as upright as possible
well and he's a good climber and a winner, couldn't be me either


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.115927 del
>>115908
Yes, but pog is going to win 15 stages so it doesn't matter


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.115928 del
38 seconds.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.115929 del
cam on horny rakousy legend jan jackowiak


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.115930 del
Parcheggio Jean-Michel.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.115931 del
total humiliation


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.115932 del
Polish-Finnish alliance in shambles


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.115933 del
SCHOOFS breathes


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.115934 del
OH NO NO NO


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.115935 del
oh wow


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.115936 del
WHAT


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.115937 del
ebin


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.115938 del
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AHEM.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.115939 del
Hilarious Berts

Shoops wasn't paying attention to his attention paying


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.115940 del
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hahaha


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.115941 del
SNEAKY POLE SPRINTING FROM THE SHADOWS you could've thought there were EU gibs on the line here wow


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.115942 del
BORREMANS? Let me delet real quick.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.115943 del
it was borremans, not jan jackowiak. I thought so, stupid jose bean.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.115944 del
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>BORROMANS
how in the literal fuck


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.115945 del
>>115943
>>115942
god damn that makes it even better but how did he pull that off


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.115946 del
Kek he actually looks a bit like our finnbert


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.115947 del
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greatest victory for Finnland since the winter wars


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.115948 del
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how in the fuck do you do such an extreme anaerobic effort at altitude after half an hour or more of high tempo riding
crazy, unnatural even


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.115949 del
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(1.25 MB 1436x960 finnbert2.png)


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.115950 del
>>115947
>they lost the winter war
Hmm.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.115951 del
>>115950
Moral victory.
We have a lot of those in cyclismo too.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.115952 del
>>115950
it was a moral victory


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.115953 del
>>115950
borremans also only won a small stage of the big race here so the comparison is actually quite fitting


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.115954 del
>>115953
>borremans
You mean Hyperborremans.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.115955 del
This had the ROGLIC vs. late MADER energy


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.115956 del
FELIX


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.115957 del
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Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.115958 del
pogi Z2 training ride commences


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.115959 del
And the vuelta is over


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.115960 del
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Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.115961 del
can we even hope for some juicy w/kg estimations up the next climb? I fear he won't even go hard


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.115962 del
no way Gall stays ahead of group slurpage behind him for 50km


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.115963 del
>>115962
well they are already catching him actually


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.115964 del
>>115954
while you're here, I came across Macskafogó (Cat City) the other day. I thought only Czechoslovakia made wacky animations.
also
>Macska - Borrowed from a Slavic language.[1] From Proto-Slavic *mačьka, compare Slovak mačka or Slovene mačka.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.115965 del
>>115962
Considering his descending skills he should take any time he can to not lose time


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.115966 del
Urko Dopade was still there


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.115967 del
He's gonna win by like 5 minutes (i mean today)


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.115968 del
MAS gets NO water


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.115969 del
Brennergod is actually there


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.115970 del
>POGACAR also in the gr. perseguidor


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.115971 del
Ibon Ruiz. What


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.115972 del
>>115967
Probably. With 3 descents and that kinda group behind. Lots of shit descenders in there and the decent/good ones will just look at each other.

Could be more than that if he keeps a steady pace and they slurp behind.

Maybe a Cararat attack "saves" the day.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.115973 del
How slow is the G2 pace when LANDA is still there


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.115974 del
>>115973
not only landa but also SVESTAD-BARDSENG Embret
who the FUCK is that


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.115975 del
well, on the other hand, Primoz looking good


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.115976 del
I don't think Bisiaux is going to top 10 Norbert


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.115977 del
gruppo compacto, thanks to the weakest pull by that EF mongo


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.115978 del
Vine nosebreathing, actually almost everyone but the EF guys is


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.115979 del
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>>115975


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.115980 del
>>115973
it's some devo rider setting the tempo so probably not that fast


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.115981 del
>>115976
...


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.115982 del
>>115976
>>115981
PCS says he's there


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.115983 del
>>115978
Probably nosebreathing in a ravine soon


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.115984 del
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Yes well


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.115985 del
>>115982
He is there but already getting lachee'd all the time, even from that tempo of that EF retard


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.115986 del
>>115984
More than enough to give me vertigo.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.115987 del
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>>115983
delete this jinxation


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.115988 del
>>115984
it is what it is


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.115989 del
Debruyne again of course


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.115990 del
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>>115984
did you run out of gears


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.115991 del
>>115984
Bertacek has trouble with thus


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.115992 del
>>115984
dizzying altitude


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.115993 del
So what about that Jørgen Nordhagen? Did he turn out to be a complete fraud or what?


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.115994 del
Pedalton is catching them.
Everyone just gave up. Bunch of frauds.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.115995 del
So many KOM points as well...

Fortunato is fucked, especially when sooner or later Vine will inevitably become one of his break partner.

Even the green...


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.115996 del
>>115993
Yes


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.115997 del
>>115993
yep no future


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.115998 del
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Caw caw


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.115999 del
disappointing from TUCK well


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.116000 del
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at least I can make plans for the coming 3 weeks now


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.116001 del
Milan wins


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.116002 del
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Pau MIQUEL


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.116003 del
WTF ROGLIC is chasing?


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.116004 del
>G3 actually working


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.116005 del
exactly what is the vismoid's plan in that group? Are they riding for someone, are they riding for stage podium? What are they up to


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.116006 del
ROGLIC lachee


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.116007 del
Roglic? What??


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.116008 del
Wait no!
ROGLIC PARANORMAL


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.116009 del
>>116006
Huh?


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.116010 del
>>116006
Wait!


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.116011 del
Of course Mas. Carapaz looks unbelievably weak


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.116012 del
Skjelmose also terrible


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.116013 del
Kuss and Roglic making moves.

We've entered the Twilight Zone Berts


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.116014 del
>>116013
It is now 2023


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.116015 del
Yeah Mas gets 2nd again. Of course


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.116016 del
all /myguys/ getting humbled by Roglic and Mas


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.116017 del
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>Slam the stem
>End up raising the bars anyway
Maybe boomers were right


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.116018 del
>>116015
What is with this fucking guy and the Vuelta


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.116019 del
>>116018
Spaniards are allowed to dope in Spain


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.116020 del
Yep, Vuelta is the freshness race. Hopefully it won't be a disaster but that Mas-Onley pair looks very appealing now.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.116021 del
GALL looks the weakest


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.116022 del
This would have been pretty exciting if they were racing for 1st


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.116023 del
Mühlberger will top 10


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.116024 del
attaque MAS


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.116025 del
jay vine bros, this was supposed to be his stage


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.116026 del
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tree minutes


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.116027 del
WIDAR in gruppo rato take notes chuds


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.116028 del
>>116027
Probably sick again tomorrow or something


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.116029 del
is Almerda still in the race?


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.116030 del
>>116029
Probably in gruppo Uijtdebroeks or something


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.116031 del
>>116029
I fear he's with bloblo


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.116032 del
>>116027
If he ends up a better pick than bisiaux I'll bow down to velotuber


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.116033 del
Waar is Brenner


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.116034 del
>>116033
far behind


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.116035 del
Realistically how many extra watts does he have on these guys? 40?


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.116036 del
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Descending in a grupo with Roglic, Only ,Mas and Gall


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.116037 del
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Well I have seen enough
Time for at least a little ride


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.116038 del
>>116036
Good thing Vine is not there


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.116039 del
Remember how vuelta is supposed to be the "fun" GT ?


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.116040 del
>>116035
at least .5 w/kg so 30-40 sounds reasonable


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.116041 del
>>116039
If the guy in front wasn't there it would be very open


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.116042 del
>>116039
No


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.116043 del
>>116039
This is a necessary evil. Imagine if the undisputed best rider of all time hadn't won all grand tours. That would be weird and lame.
He just have to win it once so he can cross is off the list and then we can go back to having fun next year.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.116044 del
>>116039
If Pogi weren't Z2ing away into victory, this would be a great stage


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.116045 del
>>116039
no I've never had fun watching the vuelta


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.116046 del
>>116039
Tell me which vuelta was fun


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.116047 del
Berts, I have to admit... I'm getting a little tired of witnessing greatness...


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.116048 del
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>>116046
2019


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.116049 del
rare pog in the small ring situation, you don't see that every day


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.116050 del
>>116049
he's paying for that Strade Bianche solo ride


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.116051 del
>>116050
(very) delayed van goydonck W


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.116052 del
Was that Simon Yates?


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.116053 del
>>116048
Heh poor guy and his weed garden.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.116054 del
>>116052
Adam Yates


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.116055 del
>>116053
fuck him


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.116056 del
>>116023
I though Leo was the secret pick. Turns out it was Muhlburger


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.116057 del
>>115964
Macskafogó is pretty fun. Seen it long long time ago.
We have some very good cartoons. I recommend Hungarian Folk Tales on youtube, they have full series in English.
>macska from Slav
It's the other way around we brought it from Asia, Chinese mao =cat + -cska -cske diminutive affix. Then Slavs take it from us. If you ask "official" Hungarian linguists they will say the version you found and posted tho. But nor this neither mine version makes sense because we have the word szöcske (=grasshopper) which according to them is a Hungarian word developed from the verb szökik = 1.escapes, 2.jumps.; on the other hand kecske = goat; taken from Turkish languages or Hungarian inner development from kecs = ??? + -ke diminutive affix...


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.116058 del
Craparat lachee


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.116059 del
Widarlords do we dare dream


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.116060 del
>>116059
No. Belgians deserve nothing good in life


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.116061 del
>>116057
And I forgot fecske = swallow/martin which they suggest is an onomatopoeic word of unknown origin, perhaps from fecseg = chat. with again the diminutive affix.
We have other animals with diminutive affix like cinke (some other bird), lepke (moth).
I also have to note -cska, -cske as I said, also diminutives, not just -ka, -ke.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.116062 del
>Christian VdV: "That was a historic stage. This is Pogacar perhaps at the zenith of his career. We may never see anything like that again."
What is he talking about, this is a carbon copy of like 50 percent of Pogi's race days


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.116063 del
>he did not pick widar


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.116064 del
>>116060
Okay seppy boy, get kwabbed


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.116065 del
>>116062
>We may never see anything like that again.
one can hope
>>116063
I did but then I was psyoped to adjust him out


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.116066 del
>>116059
I am EXTREMELY angry right now.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.116067 del
>>116064
Yes well it's a long way to Madrid


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.116068 del
>>116063
Why were all the GC riders in climber ffs. I have fisher price out of necessity


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.116069 del
ONLEY with stomach issues


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.116070 del
>>116033
p15


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.116071 del
kek at least Tullet plays GC so I'll get some 12th place points or something


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.116072 del
>only 6.9 w/kg
finn would have followed


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.116073 del
>For once decide to goomble a little in a Velogames GT
>Team in ruins after first moutain stage
Guess it's back to making the boring and safe picks from now on


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.116074 del
>>116073
Big ouch. Mine will suck, make me lose two thousand points but won't be a disaster.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.116075 del
>>116072
Seixas could have gone past


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.116076 del
Fortunato, Tuckwell, Gaylord total frauds.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.116077 del
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>Brenner 15th

Not terrible but not great either.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.116078 del
The OG next Remco dead last


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.116079 del
>>116076
To be fair homo man did say beforehand he was not doing GC at all and hopes pogi is saturated fast so he can go in the break as much as he can


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.116080 del
>>116078
This guy has the braincells of a rock


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.116081 del
>>116080
That's insulting to rocks


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.116082 del
Lol they extended the time limit because 7 riders OTL


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.116083 del
What a day! First Finnish Avenir stage winner since Kari Myyryläinen and Joona Laukka. Even the Finnish state television put this into the sports news, which almost never happens with ciclismo. This is truly the start of the Finnish golden age of cycling with the best guys yet to come in junior ranks.
>>115881
Thanks! I started in 2021 so more than plenty heh
>>115872
Excellent my dear bert!
>>115867
I have thought about putting some bert stuff in the acknowledgements but not sure what yet


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 17:14 [Preview] No.116084 del
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so 6.8-6.9 eW/kg is pogs feel good climbing pace while tempo riding all day now
I'm certain we could easily see 7.3++ eW/kg on these <25 minute climbs if Pog was challenged by anyone and not at high altitude


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.116085 del
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>>116082
Those riders?
My veloteam.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.116086 del
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>>116085
Are they at least your boys? My trusty VAN SINTMAARTENSDIJK Roel pick is already paying dividends, feels good to pick your boys and do well


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.116087 del
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>>116086
Of course. Look at this gem.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.116088 del
>>116087
based


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 18:00 [Preview] No.116089 del
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Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 18:07 [Preview] No.116090 del
>🇧🇪 Uijtdebroeks has a confirmed crack in his ankle. He's still racing the Vuelta.

>🗣️ "Walking is difficult, but fortunately I don't have to walk."


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.116091 del
>>116089
I like the secret pick category.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 18:57 [Preview] No.116092 del
>solo pick
heh


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.116093 del
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>>116089
>biggest climber
>Primoz Roglic Memorial Team
>+19
lmao


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.116094 del
>>116089
Very noice.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.116095 del
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lmao, what?
I'll take it:


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.116096 del
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>>116095


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.116097 del
Roglic and Mas, of fucking course


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 19:07 [Preview] No.116098 del
>>116096
sauber btw


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.116099 del
>>116083
Obviously I was funi with that, but if you feel like this would be appropriate shits and giggles that will be harmless and preferably go way over the heads of the committee - please do.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.116100 del
>>116083
Some innocent *imp**** quote.
Bert instead of Bart.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.116101 del
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>Roglic 2nd in GC


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 20:02 [Preview] No.116102 del
>>116101
he's so back.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 20:02 [Preview] No.116103 del
The current top 10 isn't too disgusting, at least if we go by name value. Everything below it is incredibly grim, so things could get ugly with just one or two crashes.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.116104 del
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>>116103
5 of the guys in top 10 are certified chute merchants.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.116105 del
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>


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.116106 del
>Pogi gets ill and abandons race to preserve his WC chances
>Roglic wins yet another Vuleta
>Mas 2nd
I have seen it in the dreams of my afternoon nap


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.116107 del
>>116106
this is trve


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.116108 del
>>116104
I might argue more than 5. Especially on descents, I feel like there's barely a safe wheel to follow besides Pogi's.

It kinda is a who's who of GC chute artists and bad bike handlers.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.116109 del
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>>116108
>It kinda is a who's who of GC chute artists and bad bike handlers.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.116110 del
I wanted to argue that Kuss is an ok descender but then I remembered this year's tdf and how he almost killed himself twice.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.116111 del
Does anyone have a picture of that giro climbing tt where some random ski jumper helped roglic?
I'm going there tomorrow


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 20:34 [Preview] No.116112 del
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>>116111


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 20:45 [Preview] No.116113 del
>>116111
gonna ride the slopes of monte lusari?


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.116114 del
>Pogacar 1.05
>Gall 26
>Roglic 34
>Onley 34
>Vine 51
>Mas Nicolau 81
>Kussen 81
>Carapaz Montenegro 81
>Torres 151


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.116115 del
why the fuck are they torturing UIJTDEbloblo, just for fun? There is no gain, there is nothing to be had here. God DAMN


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 22:46 [Preview] No.116116 del
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>Ramses DEBRUYNE


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.116117 del
>>116115
This is not the first time runners on their death beds are being tortured. Another notorious example is the great Leonard VAN EETVELT who was forced to ride with broken femur or something. Same for DE LIE with his back-to-back durchfalls. Director Sportiffs are sadistic animals.


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.116118 del
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Explain to me in great detail, what is the point of the following runners

>LANGELLOTTI Victoiere
>GLOAG Thomas
>KAMNA Leonard
>BUCHMANN Many
>ALMEIDA Joao
>VALTER Atilla
>TOILET Benoit
>RODRIGUEZ Cano
>STEINHAUSER Ule
>BUITRAGO Santiago

You just know they won't even try to go for a stage


Bert 08/25/2026 (Tue) 22:54 [Preview] No.116119 del
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>>116117
>CAM ON runner lets go another stage tomorrow you can do it
<sir I-I feel really bad it hurts a lot
>*licks lips* rest day's not far lad soldier on
<I really really want to quit sir whats the point-
>next two stages are easy just keep going, see how you feel tomorrow


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 00:09 [Preview] No.116120 del
>>116119
Kek.
That sounds about how I imagine team meetings.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.116121 del
>>116118
I can see gloag getting like two top 10


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.116122 del
>>116118
Playing the breakaway lottery into top 10. My bet is on toilet because visma are actually good at breaks


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.116123 del
>>116113
No I unironically do not have the gearing for that


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.116124 del
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Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.116125 del
>>116124
The next goat


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.116126 del
>>116124
his head is so big


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.116127 del
Cian blobloblo DNS after a nice little suffer sesh yesterday


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.116128 del
more like Uijtdekoers haha


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.116129 del
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Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.116130 del
>>116129
With Finns you win


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.116131 del
>>116129
Deux sevres sisters, not like this


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.116132 del
>>116126
actually it's his body that is too small


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.116133 del
>>116132
Really unfortunate for him


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.116134 del
>>116128
Hehehe


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.116135 del
>GROTESQUE : Tadej POGACAR a gravi le Collada de Beixalis (6.52 à 8.56%) en 17min41s soit une puissance étalon de 475 watts. Cela correspond à 6.85 w/kg. Performance extraordinaire pour un col situé à 45 km de l'arrivée de l'étape. Ses concurrents avaient 1min39s de retard au sommet (420 watts étalon pour ceux qui n'ont pas relayé) puis à peu près le même rythme sur le col d'Ordino pendant 23min25s. @lapreuvepar21. GROTESQUE
<Doping, con total seguridad. Esto es como correr los 100m lisos en 8 segundos.
<Hay limites fisicos que no se pueden superar de forma natural.
squeaker and chirriador linked up need it or keep it


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.116136 del
>>116124
widar v FINN when?


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.116137 del
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>>116135
<Para los que siguen creyendo en las hadas, papa noel o el ratoncito perez: aqui hay un estudio que aumenta el calculo de rendimiento de Pogaçar a +101% de VO2Max durante sus 6 ascensiones miticas: https://jsc-journal.com/index.php/JSC/
article/view/1083


<Es decir: que no es humano, vaya. O lleva ayuda.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.116138 del
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>>116137
>ascensiones miticas

Why is Spanish so great when it comes to cycling related words


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.116139 del
>>116138
spanish is simply a kino language


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.116140 del
>>116130
Ha


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.116141 del
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I'll miss the biking a lot but I'm very happy to be out of California


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.116142 del
>>116141
>Live in California
>Be driven out by crazy CoL and homeless crisis caused by certain policies
>Move somewhere else
>Demand that new state enact same policies
Many such cases


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.116143 del
>>116142
I only moved there for grad school, I was mostly fed up with the climate


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.116144 del
>>116143
>Fed up with the climate in California
Hmm. Considering I went to grad school in Toronto, California sounds like heaven...


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.116145 del
Küng


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.116146 del
>>116144
it's not actually that pleasant; always at least one of too dry, too rainy, too windy, too hot and it'll be that way for months at a time


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.116147 del
>>116145
BASED


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.116148 del
>>116141
What a picture, the nature in the US is always breathtaking


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.116149 del
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How the fuck do you rip the chain on your bike?
Some poor German tourist managed it right as he rode past my house.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.116150 del
>>116149
it'll happen eventually when the chain is worn enough
other than that manufacturing defect, bad assembly with pin/quick link, sram 13s


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.116151 del
>>116149
badly adjoosted front derailleur? quick link breaking?


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.116152 del
>>116149
I don't know but snapping chain lives in my head rent free ever since I saw Rafaelo MAJKA do that on that alto


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.116153 del
Anyways Ineos pulling in the pedalton. For Laurance I guess?


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.116154 del
>>116149
Poorly assembled quick link is the cause usually imo, two of my clubmates have had that happen


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.116155 del
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might go for a club ride today


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.116156 del
>>116149
Pure watt supremacy


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.116157 del
20k to go in l'avenir, tete just fell apart


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:38 [Preview] No.116158 del
attaques in the peloton, BRAVO is at it and finn is following


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:38 [Preview] No.116159 del
After the Volta I keep pronouncing names in Poortuguese. Diegu Uriartsh


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.116160 del
Well I left for work and the guy is still there trying to fix it. Maybe I should have referred him to a certain Czech mechanic.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.116161 del
>>116139
If they could just stop pronouncing it as if they have no teeth.
>>116149
>he doesn't do big watts on completely wacky indexed bike
Snapped my when I stomped on the pedal that one time too many when the was supposed to be on the harder gear but jumped back to the bigger ring.
>>116159
I'm doing Basque now. Don't know what is the actual way but it is just Spanish with out those silly, spitty Z or S.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.116162 del
Walter BROEKS bros, finally the pick is glowing!


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.116163 del
>>116086
DNF Sanktmartinsdeich
4 wasted velopoints


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.116164 del
>>116163
brutal


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.116165 del
Kûng mechanical, rip my points


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.116166 del
<Si le has dado a la bici a nivel aficionado flipado sabes que esto es ciencia ficción. Sólo alcanzar 475 watts ya es una potencia que requiere dar el máximo, mantenerla durante 20 minutos es directamente imposible para un ser humano.
chirriadors are crazy haha


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.116167 del
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<Lo que me tiene desconcertado es que el resto del pelotón también están subiendo watios a un nivel estratosférico.... Una vez quise aguantar en poco más de 400w más de un minuto y creí morir y era el rodillo que mis bicis no tienen potenciómetro


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.116168 del
Went from the wrong side but did snap this pic for the elite lovers


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.116169 del
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>>116168


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.116170 del
FINN goes


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.116171 del
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>>116169
Kino hike though


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.116172 del
>>116171
nice


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.116173 del
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Lidl DS expressed dissatisfaction with skelly being isolated yesterday and said >"They should have been up there. It's not good enough." but exactly who should've been up there I look at the lidl team and see nobody. Kämna, Konrad, Bernard, Nys? They are way too weak to be there what is he even on about. 2.02m, 88 kg SUNEKAER NORSGAARD JORGENSEN Mathias? Bertacek is that you


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.116174 del
>>116173
time to sign more top 10 fodder it is the only way


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.116175 del
>>116171
the Belgian alps, stunning


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.116176 del
>>116173
Didn't Kämna used to be a climber. And Fads Fraudersen could move his lazy ass


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.116177 del
What's Visma pulling for


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.116178 del
>>116176
yea back at bora before he got cagied big time, since he's at lidl he's always dropped from what I can see. F


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.116179 del
>>116177
Brennan sprint?


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.116180 del
Running the l'Avenir more than once should be auto DSQ


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.116181 del
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>what a season with Movistar does to a man


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.116182 del
>>116179
Hayter attaque. Visma does not follow.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.116183 del
>>116173
Konrad used to be a solid climber and so did Kämna before getting atropelated by a car. Completely out of touch to think either of them are still anywhere close to their peak form though.
An utterly clueless remark from their DS whoever that is.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.116184 del
Saw a dude with the grail and 35mm tyres and really this should be bertaczeck setup


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.116185 del
>>116181
it's just depressing at this point; he should go to EF 2bqh


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.116186 del
Saw a dude with the grail and 35mm tyres and really this should be bertaczeck setup


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.116187 del
>>116186
Ya I don't know why Bertacek has shoehorned himself into road cycling. Dude loves shit roads, gravel, and 20% rampas


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.116188 del
Seriously, what was Visma doing? They pull before sprint point, hayter goes up road uncontested, Wout takes second, and then Visma stops pulling. They were working for Wout's second place?!


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.116189 del
>>116187
i don't like shit roads
gravel is fine
love me rampas


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.116190 del
>>116188
They're afraid to drop brennan


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.116191 del
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Bonnie Tyler and Dolly Parton are different people.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.116192 del
>>116190
Considering how Brennan looked yesterday, they should be more afraid of dropping Wout


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.116193 del
>>116191
Marie Curie and Pope JP2 are different people?!


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.116194 del
>>116189
Also this very /cyc/ told me not to but GRAIL


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.116195 del
>>116191
Michael jackson and prince are different people?


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.116196 del
>>116194
they are just trying to gaslight you here, stay true to the path


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.116197 del
>>116194
I've never told you anything, your gravel arc I think was slightly before my time or before my period of attention paying (been here since 2022 or 2023)


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.116198 del
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>>116196
you are one of main culprits though

>>116197
bertacek's gravel arc was the pinnacle of this general, it only went downhill since


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.116199 del
Bertacek should just buy an electric mtb at this point


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.116200 del
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>>116198
yes and I constantly forget what I'm even trying to accomplish so nothing makes sense


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.116201 del
>>116193
Yes, these are different genders Bert.
>>116195
When I was little and I saw Michael Jackson in his mocha phase I only could tell Prince by all the purple things he liked.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.116202 del
>>116179
W*ut will try, Brennan will have to fix it again.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.116203 del
>>116189
I'm not joking BTW, dude had gp5000, I'm sure this is fast enough for anything you do


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.116204 del
>>116201
Just trying to name two Polish people off the top of my head.

Casmir Pulaski
Frederic Chopin

That's about it. Curiously short list.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.116205 del
>>116204
Olga Tokarcuk


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.116206 del
>>116191
Jarno Widar and Kekec are different gnomes.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.116207 del
>>116204
Donald Tusk


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.116208 del
>>116205
Never heard of her but seems interesting, added to reading list thx


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.116209 del
>>116208
she's great!


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.116210 del
>>116204
It's thanks to the expulsion of Jews in 1968. Curiously the Polish jokes have shown up just after that.
The not so obvious one is Copernicus, also Ulam of the a-bomb fame.
But if we don't do the ethnic joos or Germans (Warner Bros, Max Factor Fahrenheit, Funk - of vitamin fame) that's kinda it for non-specific, general fame.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.116211 del
>>116210
Copernicus is a good one. I know h bomb is called Teller Ulam design but didn't know Ulam Polish.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.116212 del
chute incoming


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.116213 del
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>>116206
Kekec is the hero in the story the gnome is Brincelj. Please pay attention to Slovenian youth films.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.116214 del
Pogi is really in no survivors mode


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.116215 del
waar GALL


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.116216 del
What was that pull from GOGL


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.116217 del
>>116215
uh oh


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.116218 del
dopage attaque soon


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.116219 del
Fats bros...


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.116220 del
>>116219
Brennan still there?


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.116221 del
Surely you didn't pick Mads over Brennan Berts?


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.116222 del
>UAE pacing
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.116223 del
just don't be fat


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.116224 del
>>116222
Pog trying to win double-digit stages


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.116225 del
>>116221
*Wout
Couldn't be me haha!


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.116226 del
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>>116224


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.116227 del
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Unfortunato


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.116228 del
>no dopacar attaque
is he washed?


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.116229 del
>>116228
25km left


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.116230 del
>>116228
yep he's going to lose to Brennan


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.116231 del
This is why UAE paced. Goat track descent


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.116232 del
Dutch speak English great but it's a very unattractive accent


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.116233 del
Meeus is still there according to kirby, how fat is fads


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.116234 del
holy fuck I'm hyped for FINN


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.116235 del
>>116232
Whats the most attractive accent?


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.116236 del
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There is a sale for ol Teeling Single Grain, just 22 euros.
I have bought too (2).


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.116237 del
>>116234
This, we need a French, Italian and Belgium doper fighting for gc in the next 5 years and the sport is healed


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.116238 del
>>116235
Irish


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.116239 del
>>116237
And American

:)


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.116240 del
wout really is the prime slave


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.116241 del
>>116235
French and German are great, Irish and Scottish are great, Nordic ones sound so much like Americans that they wrap around to sounding a bit uncanny


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.116242 del
primoz all smiles


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.116243 del
I like these new Lotto kits


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.116244 del
>>116243
I don't. They looked washed out


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.116245 del
everyone there except fucking mads what the hell


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.116246 del
>>116245
maybe he got sick in the hail
or maybe it's time to retire


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.116247 del
>>116245
I knew it (the whole Vuelta) was too hilly for him


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.116248 del
>>116247
too hilly? the fattest of the fat are at the front


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.116249 del
>>116241
French I'm a bit bored with it. Agreed with German one actually. I'm also partial towards Italian one, but it must be controlled


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.116250 del
>>116247
Isn't that his whole schtick, the sprinter who can climb?


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.116251 del
Also what happened to Magnus CORT


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.116252 del
this town looks stunning. how come I've never heard of it before?


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.116253 del
rasmus tillord will win


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.116254 del
>>116249
Italian accent in English is usually like nails on a chalkboard, incredibly nasal


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.116255 del
wout as lead out man, haha


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.116256 del
ez for brennan


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.116257 del
>>116256
His wheels are hot.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.116258 del
no opposition, he's winning 6 stages


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.116259 del
Vismoidsisters we are so back


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.116260 del
>>116258
fucking hell


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.116261 del
>>116257
I already forgot that freddit breddit died earlier this year.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.116262 del
>>116261
He did.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.116263 del
wout and mads pickers feeling really stupid right now


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.116264 del
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>>116263
Surely Wout will still win 3 stages.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.116265 del
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>>116263
Long way to Madrid....


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.116266 del
Thought W*ut was 7, but Laporte...


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.116267 del
>>116263
YES


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.116268 del
We're going to have like 4 different winners all vuelta


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.116269 del
Wout is just training for WC btw. Honestly this year might be the year where pog can't fight against everyone


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.116270 del
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waar


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.116271 del
>>116264
He'll get gifted atleast one, the other teams are weak.
Honestly could have ridden top 5 with laporte considering meeus was far too slow


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.116272 del
>>116269
he's going to casually ride away with 40km to go and nobody can follow


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.116273 del
>>116272
His team is getting weaker every year. It's either 100km solo/with dopo or he looses.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.116274 del
>>116269
He showed his new strat. Just attack 80km out


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.116275 del
>>116273
Considering he gifted it to mcnulty last year while freewheeling I wouldn't be too worried


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.116276 del
>>116273
Breh I'm not sure what sport you're watching


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.116277 del
>>116273
>his team is getting weaker

Heh. Why do you think he slaved for Del Toro so much in the tdf.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.116278 del
>>116276
It's what happened last two wc?


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.116279 del
Watch the break tomorrow arrive at the final climb with less than a 2 minute gap.

Watch that happen because Movistar get scared of a Tejada being in the break.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.116280 del
Heh, didn't pick the right sprinter once this year's GTs:
Milan+Lund, Bittner, Van Aert.
Would be extremely fucky if I missed the gold star by a mere 2000 points.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.116281 del
>>116280
This one was obvious tbqh


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.116282 del
Provisonals


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.116283 del
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Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.116284 del
>>116281
If I knew this asshole was going to stay over every climb and no one is going to do anything? Sure.
Wout flaming out on stage 2 made it very clear what was the right pick.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.116285 del
BTW, have berts seen the latest horrors of desaster porn and human death?
https://x.com/clashreport/status/2092570543430000883


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.116286 del
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>>116283


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.116287 del
>>116269
I'd be much more hopeful if it was the Québec route and not Montréal's.

I actually expect two or three guys to survive the first dig, maybe a bit more. But most of them are completely unable to pass the 230-240 km filter. I'll be happy if Remco only gets dropped in the final 2 or 3 laps.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.116288 del
>>116287
Quebec would be a grug win


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.116289 del
>>116288
Grug is buckbroken by pogo


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.116290 del
>>116289
Pog is broken by Wout in PAris


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.116291 del
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Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.116292 del
>>116285
yes, I saw that xcancel/nitter doesn't anymore. they should rename themselves to something AI related, as AI crawling is legal.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.116293 del
Tim Curry dead as well, but he was wheelchair bound since many years.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.116294 del
>>116293
Are we sure he's actually dead?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM [Embed]


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.116295 del
>>116294
F
Love me some c&c.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.116296 del
>>116294
He may be there being naughty with Tanya, dog bless!


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.116297 del
>>116293
Ah man, that original IT series really was my jam


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.116298 del
>>116293
he truly elevated bad movies.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 17:16 [Preview] No.116299 del
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Bronxbros..


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.116300 del
>nitter is dead
any alternatives? was using it to check estimators


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.116301 del
>>116300
xcancel works fine


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.116302 del
>>116301
dead as well it seems


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.116303 del
Borremans gets WT contract, big news


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.116304 del
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I don't know if that was a group ride or a race, but damn that was fun


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.116305 del
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I don't know if that was a group ride or a race, but damn that was fun


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.116306 del
Mads said he spent too much energy working for Skjelmose today to make it over the hills. He also said that was the plan for today anyway.
Fucking amateur hour on Lidl Trek. They get to bring 8 riders why do they need their two captains to act domestique for each other? The average age on their Vuelta roster is almost higher than that of /cyc/ too.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 18:19 [Preview] No.116307 del
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>>116305
image is fucked up


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.116308 del
Aular got relegated or something. Not that anyone cares


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.116309 del
>>116308
Woutbros we eating.. a little less lean.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.116310 del
>27 degree, 85% humidity
Ahhh, Montpellier, home


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.116311 del
>>116299
Couldn't be me


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.116312 del
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>>116306
lidl is kinda replacing red bull in the incompetence department


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 19:05 [Preview] No.116313 del
>>116312
They're not completely Movistar tier yet. If they don't get hit by as many crashes and illnesses next year I think they'll pull through but we'll see.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.116314 del
>>116313
They are spread too thin trying to do everything.
Gc things, classics, full sprint train for Milan.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.116315 del
>>116314
Feels like growing pains from becoming a big money team. Not much of a plan for all the cash available. Probably doesn't help that they always seem to fall one step short on all fronts besides, I guess, sprinting. Honestly, even with loads of money, it feels almost impossible to win a single one of the calendar's big races if you don't have one of 4-5 riders, and with all due respect to Mads, Skjelly, etc, they don't have one of those.


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.116316 del
>>116306
Why does skjeloser need help in a stage like this, basically means hus GC bid is already over


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.116317 del
>>116306
Sounds like a lot of cope. No amount of pulling on the flat should result in Mads P getting dropped before Dainese on a climb like that


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 22:49 [Preview] No.116318 del
>>116316
there were echelons at one point, I guess that's fair enough

>>116315
>>116314
yeah I think that's right; I don't think they're really doing anything wrong though, like you say with not having those top few riders they're doing about as well as they can - though maybe they just need some better DS tactics or something to get guys like Simmons to use his head a bit


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.116319 del
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>2km of inhumanas gravel


Bert 08/26/2026 (Wed) 23:03 [Preview] No.116320 del
>>116319
I still can't believe Bertolo left us just like that


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.116321 del
>>116320
Maybe he found himself a goonnette


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.116322 del
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Wait hasn't Roglic won like five Vueltas??


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.116323 del
>>116320
Didn't meloni went out against neet? Dude might be suffering in some factory in Piedmont


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.116324 del
>>116319
Based on the videos I've seen this is some real czech tarmac tier gravel, we are 100% going to have some casualties there either on the ascent or then when descending on that shit road afterwards


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.116325 del
>>116319
>>116324
I wonder who's going to win this one


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.116326 del
>>116320
Are you surprised after the state of the threads last year


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.116327 del
>How is the form compared to the tour
>I better not say
150km solo in the world incoming. Cruising at 380w Z2


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.116328 del
>>116322
Absolutely crazy, but true.

2019: won an ITT

2020: won an ITT and 3 road stages, stage 1 (no red jersey) and 2 other stages where Carapaz had the red

2021: won 2 ITTs and 2 road stages, Eiking had the red on both those stages

2022: won one road stage where Affini had the red because of the TTT (Roglic was s.t.), Fred Wright incident later

2023: won 2 road stages, Kuss'd

2024: won 3 road stages, Wout had red on the first one and O'Connor had it on the other two

The craziest part is that this isn't even a case of him only taking the red late into the race. More than once he took it early and then lost it before winning a road stage again.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.116329 del
So elite is doing the Vuelta if you haven't noticed


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.116330 del
>>116329
Second favourite according to Axelgod


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.116331 del
>>116330
Bald frauds is an eternal constant across the world


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.116332 del
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Chicken boy about to make it big


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.116333 del
So which knucklehead team will pull Pog to the last climb today?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.116334 del
>>116333
ineos


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.116335 del
>>116333
Ineos and Uno X


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.116336 del
bought a bigger duffel bag for my "car -> BIG ride"
suddenly all my ciclismo shit fits nicely, i can bring as many protein bars as i want


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.116337 del
we live in france

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nquu4IpgyUM [Embed]


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.116338 del
>go out with the MTB
>Some shit with the brakes, need to buy new ones
>come back home, take the road
>flat, first tube has been sitting in the bag forever, puncture
>Huge storm
Now that's a shitty commute, took me 2hrs


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.116339 del
>>116338
Should have stayed in Bretagne.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.116340 del
ROGLIC has never survived a sterrato stage without any issue


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.116341 del
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Plouay soon.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.116342 del
>>116340
That tdf gravel stage?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.116343 del
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Okay I am OFF, by the time I return there better be some other winner than DOPACAR or I will SQUEAK


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.116344 del
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Jay Vine may not survive the day

>>116343
Fire up those squeakers


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.116345 del
Common pog, let my boy bisiaux win this one


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.116346 del
Now i want a calzone thanks walter.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.116347 del
Good thing konrad is attacking otherwise he'd need to help skjelmose


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.116348 del
>Lutsenko coming alive .
Yup it's a contract year.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.116349 del
>>116338
brutal


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.116350 del
I just noticed Movistar signed Uijtdebroeks until 2029 LOL


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.116351 del
Abandon Tarling


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.116352 del
>>116350
cruel
>>116351
its so over


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.116353 del
>>116351
Makes sense, his brother gets buried on the 10th stage


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.116354 del
>>116353
Letting him start didn't make sense tho.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.116355 del
>>116354
They wanted him to win that prologue, maybe for him to honor his brother, maybe for publicity who knows


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.116356 del
Who is controlling this ? Uae would have let a break go by now.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.116357 del
>>116356
Sivakov alone can keep it under 2 minutes, which should be fine


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.116358 del
>>116354
After not winning the prologue it must feel like torture to just stay in the race all those stages until the TT with all the thoughts in his minds. Cannot imagine spending 2 weeks in the grupetto while having that constantly in your mind.

Also probably worth being closer to his family and not make them worry right. Stage 3 alone with all the hail and rain must have been stressful for them to watch or even just know he was riding it.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.116359 del
>>116358
FUCK Hayter


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.116360 del
Is CAMPARI going to do shit?
He has a NC jersey on as well.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.116361 del
>>116360
Reminds me of when I picked lazkano when he was NC


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.116362 del
>tune into ultra running stream
>chynawoman with rice hat runs into finish
what the FUCK is this


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.116363 del
50 ukies missing in that flash flood.
They just crawled away into every orifice of the planet.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.116364 del
>>116363
It's that or the van


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.116365 del
>>116364
Beacon of the free world against ruSSian orcs!


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.116366 del
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Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.116367 del
>>116362
A hat made of rice? That makes no sense


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.116368 del
Beloki ABANDON


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.116369 del
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>>116367
haha
I will find you and EAT you


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.116370 del
>>116369
You could eat my rice hat if you want


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.116371 del
Wait that sounds weird. Never mind


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.116372 del
>>116366
>>116369
>>116370
Very zesty today at the office


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.116373 del
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>>116370


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.116374 del
Anyway Urko Dopade takes the stage, Ramses Dedoper in red. Next stage


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.116375 del
>>116374
pogiwinslol and you will like it


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.116376 del
wout working for our points today


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.116377 del
>>116374
Wrong, pogi wants to stay in red


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.116378 del
I don't have anyone, UAE better chase these beggars


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.116379 del
Berts, today is a great day. I finally decided to buy 28mms on my road bikes. Basically a MTB


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.116380 del
I wish pharaoh ramses was in unclassed


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.116381 del
Brenner chute.
I sure love Velogames.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.116382 del
>>116380
Unfortunately veloman seems to pushing the category to be just lure time trialists, big GC teams rouleurs and absolute biggest shitters in the peloton. If you're at least semi-decent more than 2 times per year you're bound to become a climber/sprinter/all-rounder 8-pointer


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.116383 del
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So apparently Visma are very very poor.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.116384 del
>>116381
Holy shit madouas is in this race


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.116385 del
>>116381
looks like a nothingburger
he calmly tied his shoes back and went away


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.116386 del
>>116383
please accept one cycling for the sake of wout's glasses

no wonder the poor guys can't hire seixas


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.116387 del
>>116383
If I find them I will take a shit on them


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.116388 del
>>116387
Very rude!


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.116389 del
>Elite pacing
>Teammate half wheeling him
Grim


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.116390 del
FUCK WOUT


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.116391 del
Brennan dropped before Wout.
I call this a moral victory.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.116392 del
Yeah, last time I am picking w*ut.
Step aside Autismbert, I need to deploy a deuce.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.116393 del
>got dropped before albanese
Yeah, I'm sure he's going do to great in Montreal


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.116394 del
>>116393
just saving his legs innit


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.116395 del
<Dessert monastery


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.116396 del
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I really don't like this break I think pog should close them down


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.116397 del
>>116393
Just going for the points innit


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.116398 del
el bertolo


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.116399 del
gallmeida most loyal gregario dropped


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.116400 del
Yeah, it's over for the break


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.116401 del
>I'm not going to go buckwild the first week - pogacar


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.116402 del
>>116401
He just had some threshod intervals the other day


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.116403 del
Am I high or did they make the bretagne classic extremely hard this year


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.116404 del
>>116403
significantly easier than last year


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.116405 del
>>116404
it's a lot shorter but the explosiveness will be way more key


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.116406 del
>>116403
almost 1000m less climbing than 2025


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.116407 del
the fun starts now
>jay vine smiling.jpg


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.116408 del
>>116405
yeah maybe, the finale is pretty different


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.116409 del
gravel soon


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.116410 del
widar suffering


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.116411 del
Weeder bros...


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.116412 del
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Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.116413 del
>heatlet


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.116414 del
torres NOT a protected rider


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.116415 del
roglic looks even less bothered than pog


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.116416 del
>>116415
he always looks chill


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.116417 del
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>>116415
He doesn't even know where he is.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.116418 del
Somebody call Brtek, he needs to punch out some new squeakers.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.116419 del
and he goes


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.116420 del
lame


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.116421 del
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I've seen enough, Primoz will win


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.116422 del
MAS UNLEASHED


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.116423 del
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all those poor souls backwards pedaling


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.116424 del
STEEP


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.116425 del
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not Sainbayar pas normal


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.116426 del
Mas in top form


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.116427 del
I hope he punctures


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.116428 del
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man, they can't afford roads in Spain


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.116429 del
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don't touch the riders, that's very gay


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.116430 del
legit good fight for the podium


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.116431 del
mas dropping the rest


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.116432 del
still going to be tricky for him to stay away


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.116433 del
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don't even need to see the bib number to know it's gall. I have no idea how his knees are holding up.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.116434 del
Skeljmose?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.116435 del
>>116432
come on bert, you know they won't rotate and he"ll win with over a minute


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.116436 del
fuck off


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.116437 del
>>116431
how does he do it


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.116438 del
CAM ON RICHIE


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.116439 del
>>116436
dirt KINO thoughbeit


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.116440 del
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the red jersey is sponsored by T. Pogacar


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.116441 del
>>116434
Saving matches for the 4th weeks.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.116442 del
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is cararat attacking or being dropped?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.116443 del
>>116442
Yes.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.116444 del
they should do a whole GT on dirt roads


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.116445 del
MAS IS GOD


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.116446 del
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is Primoz in the race?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.116447 del
Mas STRONG


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.116448 del
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MAS


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.116449 del
this is fucking crazy


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.116450 del
WTF


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.116451 del
brtek WISHES he could spin like that on this 25% gradient


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.116452 del
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it's pogover
pogi absolutely brtually mogged by mas


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.116453 del
MAS IS OVERTAKING HIM


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.116454 del
MAS WINS LA VUELTA


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.116455 del
okay okay we need to be asking the right questions here
is pog giga bonking or is mas mega doped?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.116456 del
KEK, GOOD


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.116457 del
>>116455
both


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.116458 del
debruyne pas normal as well


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.116459 del
Pogi please gift him the stage please please please 🙏


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.116460 del
it's POGOVER


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.116461 del
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oh no no on


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.116462 del
getting too cocky that pog


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.116463 del
rattled


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.116464 del
I'm just typing out a post mocking mas' cornering and then pog goes off course wtf is this stage


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.116465 del
Tramadogacar


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.116466 del
I mean this is a crazy descent


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Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.116468 del
finally, 2022 lombardia Mas


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.116469 del
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going off course after you ignore your opponents warning is hard


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.116470 del
>>116469
can't wait for the interview


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.116471 del
vlaamse leeuw spotted


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.116472 del
Ahh so Mas found some of Valverde's old stash I see.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.116473 del
>>116343
you chose the possibly only stage worth watching to go off haha how SILLY


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.116474 del
>Onley turned into Tejada


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.116475 del
tejada waiting on the other side of the mountain


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.116476 del
They might actually get caught.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.116477 del
A FUCKING PHARAOH


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.116478 del
Pogi finally exposed


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.116479 del
waar widar?
waar sepp?
waar skelly?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.116480 del
man onley really is a twice as bad descender as gall and mas
that's probably the worst in the peleton


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.116481 del
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don't fucking hand out the combatif to the red jersey wearer


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.116482 del
pogi rattled like a genuine kwab, hopefully ramses wins
>pogi most combatif and not ramses or mas
keep wanking him more


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.116483 del
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ramses, my pharao


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.116484 del
>gall isn't known for his ITT qualities
no shit, German Eurosport


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.116485 del
So, Rogla wins?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.116486 del
>onley a minute and a half down
jesus christ he was 5th on the top or something


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.116487 del
onley losing a minute on the descent to carapaz is diabolical


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.116488 del
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G4


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.116489 del
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Onley
Labous-Berthet
Skelly
Sepp Kuss
C.Rodriguez


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.116490 del
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>wait a minute
>I thought I wasn't on form


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.116491 del
>>116485
doubt he even knows how to sprint anymore


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Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.116493 del
always pick old riders for the Vuelta


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.116494 del
pogi outsprinted by mas would be the humiliation he deserves


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.116495 del
>>116490
did he even get cagied, might have been a stock photo from his collection


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.116496 del
>>116481
not Mas...? that's stupid


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.116497 del
>>116495
yea he said he had next to no prep for this vuelta


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.116498 del
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G2 syndrome kicking in the moment cararat joined it


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>>116493
How old is too old?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.116500 del
>>116499
he could still win it


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.116501 del
>>116498
cabeza steadily pulling away after losing time for a while, you love to see it


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.116502 del
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dirty sudacas being dirty


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.116503 del
>>116498
2 south american rattos


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.116504 del
Skjelmose is not as weak nor as strong as he looks.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.116505 del
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Spaniards know how to build housing. don't know why it's so hard to do it in the rest of the world except maybe China.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.116506 del
please. Mas.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.116507 del
pogi needs to gift it to lift the humiliation curse put upon him by mas


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.116508 del
>>116501
shades of lombardia 2023


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.116509 del
>>116505
eh plenty of commieblocks to be found in Germany 2bqh


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.116510 del
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lame


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.116511 del
mas stayed closer than I thought


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.116512 del
yeah, the power level gap is too big


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.116513 del
oof


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Ramses wins 3rd place


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.116515 del
ramses


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.116516 del
Mas comfortably second now


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.116517 del
Can't really expect Pogacar to lose a sprint to a GC guy when he probably spends half his off season preparing MSR sprints


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.116518 del
>>116517
and Mas of all runners

>handshake <3


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.116519 del
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G2 syndrome losing them 46 seconds to Mas


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.116520 del
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they don't do rest days in Spain?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.116521 del
four GT winners in the top 7 GC


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.116522 del
Eh, big misadjustments again, threw out Tejada because Romeo will be good.
Got a little too cocky I guess.w


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.116523 del
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best Belgian GC rider


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.116524 del
CAMPARIbros, BIG points.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.116525 del
>>116520
That's normal for opening week no unless there is a long transfer?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.116526 del
KOM jersey will be worn by a real climber tomorrow


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.116527 del
>>116526
No, I think Mas will be wearing it Bert


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.116528 del
I think Brenner crashed on the descent, he was pretty close to the GC guys after Pogacar attacked but finished in grupo Almeida.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:56 [Preview] No.116529 del
what if mas found the stuff pogi is on?


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Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 15:59 [Preview] No.116531 del
>>116528
He crashed before too


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.116532 del
bertaczek on a very long ride or on a mission?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.116533 del
>>116532
Getting gaped by skin walkers


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.116534 del
>>116532
Probably had a mechanical innit.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.116535 del
>>116532
35rpm rampa


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.116536 del
>>116530
6th, heh, with my subpar team. Have a (you) they dry out quickly but people do pay attention to the posts.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.116537 del
Enrique MAS NICOLAU
I have warned you


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.116538 del
Really should have just gone pogi-mas-rog instead of that onley fuck


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.116539 del
>>116538
I have convinced meself that even if Mas is in form, he is not in that kind of form and even if Skjelmose is B+ he will still outride him in the TT easily.
Still possible, but unlikely after today.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.116540 del
And in general this is good two adjustments too far. FUCK.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.116541 del
>>116538
>pogi-mas-rog
Tbf, that tridente would look like an absolutely idiotic choice before the race. Hindsight and all that


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.116542 del
>>116539
I do have Mas because he has never done bad in the vuelta and he looked good in burgors


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.116543 del
>>116541
If they didn't spend all that time.saying rog was shit I would have gone for it


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.116544 del
>>116543
Never in my live would I have been brave enough to pick Roglic for this Vuelta, regardless of any pre-race psyops. But kudos to those who did.


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>>116542
He did but err aaam eeeh FUCK, I just wanted to ADJOOST


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.116546 del
When was the last time an opening gt week was this hard?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:55 [Preview] No.116547 del
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>The Central European mind cannot comprehend the schnitzel skewer


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>>116547


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.116549 del
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>>116547
Amateur hour over there


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.116550 del
>>116547
good looking chips


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.116551 del
>>116547
Let me guess, this is the hipster joint in your crib


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.116552 del
>>116551
Nah still in rural NY


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.116553 del
>>116547
Its fine.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.116554 del
>>116547
i bet this will be like 30 usd or whatever


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.116555 del
>>116554
$14 zonder tax and tip


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 17:22 [Preview] No.116556 del
>>116555
So 30


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.116557 del
My boy boichis wins the short track (grug and pidy DNS). Stigger wins ahead of the best thighs of cycling in the women (RICHARDS)


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.116558 del
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Ramses DEBRUYNE


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.116559 del
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>275W for 34 minutes
not that bad for off season


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 18:27 [Preview] No.116560 del
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I rammed a bee and it stung my right calve
big ouchy


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>>116558
>The virgin "this break will never make it" Wout
>The Chad "who gives a fuck, all in" Pharaoh Ramses


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 18:29 [Preview] No.116562 del
>>116561
Both were kinda right, the pharaoh just hung on out if strength.
His companions didn't get shit


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.116563 del
>>116560
Any Bert left that didn't get ayuso'd yet?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 18:36 [Preview] No.116564 del
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I am fully erect


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 18:40 [Preview] No.116565 del
>>116563
2 wasps 1 bee this year


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 18:45 [Preview] No.116566 del
>>116563
I've never been stung by a bee once in my life


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.116567 del
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Almost got Patou'd too, that shit is more scary. Tried to outsprint him on a climb, no success


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.116568 del
>>116567
Yeah I know the feeling.
There is dog chasing me every time I ride past this one house. Doesn't matter if I go slow or fast.
Also who was the pro who got his balls nearly bitten off. It was a few years ago but I can't quite remember who it was.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 18:54 [Preview] No.116569 del
>>116568
I googled it. It was Frederik Frison.


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.116570 del
>>116567
dogs can sprint to like 40++ kph its kinda hard to get away from them in time if you're not already up to speed
uphill no chance


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 19:07 [Preview] No.116571 del
>>116563
had 2 wasps that bounced off my glasses, thank you Oakley


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>>116417


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.116573 del
>>116563
last year I got wasp on the inside of my elbow, I was going so fast that it was embedded stinger-first and I had to physically pull it out with my other hand while riding - hurt like a motherfucker


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 20:04 [Preview] No.116574 del
Tour of Samsung sprint stage result
2 Pierre Barbier
11 Girmay
18 Barta
27 James Jobber
53 Mehmet Şampiyonbisiklet (né Gabriel Muller
54 Taramäe
73 Oleg Fast
No Bart Buijk on the startlist


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 20:08 [Preview] No.116575 del
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PAREDES humbling RAJOVIC


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.116576 del
Medium after work ride, what did I miss?


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 20:31 [Preview] No.116577 del
>>116564
wtf


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>>116519
>>116520


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.116579 del
>>116564
webm of the year


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.116580 del
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pog did his usual threshold climbing


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.116581 del
>>116580
those estimators have gotta be pretty far off on dirt/gravel surfaces


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.116583 del
>>116564
What in the god damn FUCK


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.116584 del
Visma and UAE will win at least 80% of all the stages this Vuelta


Bert 08/27/2026 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.116585 del
>>116564
I'm ready to be psyopped for next three years a la LAFAY


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.116586 del
>>116580
Yeah, he's basically in a threshold block


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.116587 del
Is it a vine day today?


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.116588 del
>>116587
It's a Pogacar day again


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Bertacek's new bik


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.116590 del
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>>116589


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.116591 del
>>116590
>>116589
Dos mio !


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.116592 del
>>116211
Just watched some watches, hehe, and remembered PATEK of PATEK-PHILIPPE brand was also very polish.
Such was life that when your country stopped existing everyone had to btfo to the first world to be anyone.
Completely different topic if the dismantlement of the PLC is in itself a (negative) testament to the capabilities of self-governance and other proclivities of my half-western, half-steppe people.


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.116593 del
>EXTREME THUNDERSTORM WARNING


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.116594 del
>>116593
GOOD. For me it is just rein in the night.
Also will Uno-Asthmatics ride with a black armband. Who is even their heir, that mudshark or the psycho young guy?


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.116595 del
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Petrolike legend CAICEDO CEPEDA to Burgosh


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.116596 del
>>116595
HUGE signing for burgos' 2027 volta team


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.116597 del
>>116594
Heh, I'm safer.
>extreme warnings map.jpg


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.116598 del
For me it was 6x10min with 1min breaks at 350-360W in the velodrome plus one similar effort on the road afterwards. Was supposed to do 2 more 10min efforts on the velo but my hamstrings started cramping up and I had to quit. Heavy RDLs were a mistake, still hard to ride aero even a week after the gym session


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.116599 del
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>>116598


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.116600 del
>>116598
So you're going all in on TT? How high can you go in NC?


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.116601 del
>>116600
Yeah let's see how it goes next season, but I am now riding mostly on the TT bike and trying to get accustomed to the different position. My coach and I figure that a fall/winter of mostly TT bike will be really beneficial and still probably won't harm my road racing. With the baby and older kid it's going to be hard to do many races on the road (longer distance from home, longer races in general etc.) whereas most TTs are near and much shorter, so they fit the life situation a lot better.
I'll have to do some racing to really figure where I'm at, but my guess based on today's velo session (where I could hold just over 46km/h with sweetspot watts) is that I could probably do 20km TTs at around 47-48km/h, and that's usually top5 nationally around here. So my goal for next year is a top3 in the NC, probably a stretch but honestly aside from 1-2 guys the field is pretty even.


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.116602 del
>>116601
Ok cool. Those 15h per week of TT r*ping are going to be brutal


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.116603 del
Interesting goombling in bretagne


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.116604 del
>>116602
Yeah not looking forward to that heh


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.116605 del
>>116603
How is our king? Not great noombers since Mayenne, although obviously he barely gives a shit about stage races.


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.116606 del
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V*GAARD to BHS - PL Beton Bornholm


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.116607 del
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>>116559


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.116608 del
>>116600
It is the road of paypig ascension, next stop is triathlon and ironman


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.116609 del
>>116589
>>116590
for what PURPOSE??


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.116610 del
>4Bertachanek: You WILL have to buy a new road bike if you want to keep it with the pros and have tyre clearance up to 40 mm
I saw a big guy (big as in big belly) with super wide tires on his road bike. he must have had some really low tire pressure and the bike was bouncing around like crazy.


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.116611 del
>>116608
I am sorry, but you just need at least a 15k€ bike to be able to compete. What, you can't afford a 25k€ bike and a few wind tunnel trips, what are you a peasant? Honestly if you don't splurge at least 50k€ on bikes, skinsuits, helmets and wheels you have no business going over 40km/h, it is what it is


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.116612 del
wout


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.116613 del
>>116612
*Fuck


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.116614 del
Lemon contract extension until 2029


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.116615 del
Danes claim that Del Toro threatened to leave UAE if they hired Seixas.


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.116616 del
>>116615
I claim seixas demanded fdj pay him 12 million a year without him actually joining the team
they just pay


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.116617 del
>>116612
what's he doing...?


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.116619 del
>DE LIE Arnold -BRE


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.116620 del
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>WIDAR Jarno (Lotto Intermarché) is struggling to hold on in peloton


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.116621 del
>>116615
That was some wielerflits bullshit article I read 2 months ago


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.116622 del
>>116620
As expected


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.116623 del
Guillaume Martin is in this race?


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.116624 del
>>116619
why is he sick all the time?


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.116625 del
NEW THREAD:
>>116582
>>116582
>>116582


Bert 08/28/2026 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.116629 del
>>116625
No


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.117694 del
Bong


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.118225 del
Posteru.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.118588 del
Bump


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