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/cyc/ - general Bert 08/30/2026 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No. 117596
Movistar tactics edition

>Current and upcoming road races
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
02.09 - 06.09 Lloyds Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
02.09 - 06.09 ZLM Tour 2.1
03.09 - 06.09 Tour of Istanbul 2.1
05.09 Tout commence en Finistère Ladies Classic 1.1
06.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
06.09 Pointe du Raz Ladies Classic 1.Pro
09.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
09.09 Tour of Binzhou 1.1
10.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
10.09 - 13.09 Faun Tour Femmes 2.1 WE
11.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
12.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
12.09 - 16.09 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.1
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
13.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
13.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
13.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.Pro WE
13.09 Women’s Cycling Grand Prix Region Stuttgart 1.Pro WE
15.09 - 18.09 Il Giro d'Abruzzo 2.1
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
16.09 - 20.09 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.1
16.09 - 20.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
16.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie Dames 1.1 WE
17.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE
18.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1
18.09 - 20.09 Tour of Huangshan 2.1 ME
19.09 Flandrien 0.0 Classic 1.Pro
19.09 Gran Premio del Lazio 1.1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
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>Previous Thread:
>>116582


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.117627 del
first for deserved for pogi


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.117628 del
>>117596
>[ ] Christmas
>[X] Red Mas


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.117629 del
>"Ahora entiendo a Tadej (Pogacar), el maillot te da alas"

>"Creo que sí, estoy en el mejor momento de mi carrera"

>🎙️ Enric Mas, exhuberante tras ganar en Aitana. #LaVuelta26

get READY


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.117632 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/1998/stage-17

11 DNF. 34 OTL. Among them green jersey Bartoli, whatever fuck you you are OUT. We need to go back


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.117633 del
>>117632
Time limit in the last vuelta stage was like an hour


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.117634 del
>>117633
Thank fuck we still have Volta where they even shorten the time limit for no reason


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.117635 del
>>117632
2bqh with the decline of the fat sprinter stages, having a generous time cut makes some sense


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.117636 del
>>117635
Honestly a guy like norsgaard has no place in a GT and should have OTL'd already


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.117637 del
>>117635
But now it is basically impossible to get OTL. Look at this shit. It was a SLAUGHTER


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.117638 del
>nice team you have there going into stage 17 hehehe
Today these WEAK assholes could just cruise to the finish


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.117639 del
>>117637
>>117638
>>117636
I do kinda agree that it would make merely finishing a GT a more prestigious accomplishment; tactics would also get crazy in the last week


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.117640 del
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What is going on in this picture


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.117641 del
>>117637
>>117638
How do they even manage this, run a whole bus, team cars for two guys?
Even if it was back in '97.
Maybe just rent a tuktuk hehe.


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.117642 del
>>117641
It still happens sometimes with sickness in the team or something. I think they just send a lot of staff home too


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.117643 del
Kopecky to Lidl


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.117644 del
Imagine the bloodbags mas is receiving right now


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.117645 del
>>117643
There are like 15 of those


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.117646 del
>>117640
hag absorbing youth out of riders


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.117647 del
>>117644
rumor is lazkano is making a guest appearance


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.117648 del
>>117644
Long sleeves tomorrow


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.117649 del
>>117640
Van Baarle bros?


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.117650 del
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sprinterfilter


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.117651 del
MAS MAS SUPER SUPER MAS


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.117652 del
>>117641
ask Lotto, they have this every stagerace


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.117653 del
is navarez dead?


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.117654 del
Oh JESUS ok, making a post to post the actual cyc stuff.

Also announcing being penalized by the universe for being mean to Pogi and berts and getting hit by mass layoff.
I have seen this coming but I kinda thought my experience and resume has too much juice to just not at least bench me when the customer I was delegated to ended the cooperation and 50 people, me included, will stop providing income very soon.
Turns out immediate excel wins everytime.

Thanks for reading my blogpost, I will 100% be fine, was going to be looking for a new job anyways, it would have been nicer to be very picky instead of slightly under the gun to accept the next good enough offer.


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.117655 del
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>>117652
I remember on one of the kurwatours Cofidis brought just a camper van and the guys were transported in the team cars.
Found the photo, forgot it was also so smol, kek.
>>117653
Not trusting them on the goomble, literally anyone of them can end up as the designated guy or DNF-bored.


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.117656 del
>>117654
it's always over for someone, they're coming for my branch too but I am the only young person in the department at this point so they can't fire me anymore since I've been gathering all the knowledge from the old farts


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.117657 del
I can't wait to get laid off I'm going to neet BIG TIME for a long time oh yes. Right now I can't bring myself to quit because a well paid good job is very hard to get atm but if that decision is made for me I'm content


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.117658 del
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anyways pog's been smashing climbing records on every mountain but now we're back to fools finishing 10 seconds down on giga doped turboclimbers from the early 2000s, when will they finally learn


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 18:06 [Preview] No.117659 del
Walk of shame


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.117660 del
>>117659
How long?


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.117661 del
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>>117657
Planning to neet at least two months unless I get an offer I cannot refuse.

I would longer but as I have already overshared slightly, I'm in a very ripe age and I need to start executing retirement plan instead of eating through my savings. Hope to start neeting for good well before I am 60.


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 18:34 [Preview] No.117662 del
>>117658
froome was such a jobber, why did we let that era happen


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.117663 del
>>117660
40 minutes. Now I'm starving


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.117664 del
>>117662
the 2010s are a stain A STAIN on maps of ciclismo history. Thank god we're on form again


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.117665 del
went hiking, climbed the same Pico three times as a training
>my downhill time is the same as uphill
very peculiar


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.117666 del
magnum cort squeaking he isn't selected for the WC


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.117667 del
>Mattias Skjelmose might depart Lidl-Trek only months after renewing, amidst Vuelta a España difficulties


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 18:49 [Preview] No.117668 del
>>117654
So it wasn't a "AI will kill le jobs xD" kind of firings?
Surely Poland has some sort of employee protection so you will get some separation package (unless you work on whatever you guys have as a corporate person)


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.117669 del
>>117667
trek apparently have too many riders under contract because they can't stop buying frauds


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.117670 del
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>>117669
how does gall fit into any of this and why would he go to lidl I wonder


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.117671 del
>>117670
>squinnmons and skjelmose both leave because of cancerous fraud ayuso


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.117672 del
in further even more grim news
>carapaz has interest from 3 teams: never say n, q36.5 and ineos


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:09 [Preview] No.117673 del
>>117672
Who doesn't have an offer from Q36.5 these days?


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.117674 del
>>117668
It is AI related because the customer company "decided to consolidate and streamline their processes via expanding inhouse capabilities, spearheading the AI transformation and loosening offshore dependence and getting buttfucked with a cactus" + whatever other gibberish was in that mail I got like 2 months ago.

I do get two months notice so it is not as I am out immediately and get zero moneys until I get a new job.

And my parent company, that one which formally employed me, is pretty fucked, they are just a pimp house (rent out workers to western companies while taking a cut and handling HR the local legal) with barely anything else going, they are trying to market some data science product on top of LLMs but I see zero situations where it is better than a dedicated machine learning solution when someone needs actual results and interpretability or something that can't be spec-driven vibecoded on an already paid for coding AI loicense when someone only needs to spitball and quick prototype.

Not my problem of coursh, they were professional and in general let them do well but the conditions were subpar and it was just a detour to upskill a few of my weaker areas.


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.117675 del
>>117672
hmmmm who do we hope for no one


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.117676 del


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.117677 del


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No.117679 del
>>117675
quick step


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No.117680 del
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<hmm lets see what my nigga AUGENSTEIN has been up to
>600w for 4 minutes
>510w for 10 minutes
training for olympia going well I see


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.117681 del
Why would Carapaz even leave EF when he's been doing fine? If he joins one of the stacked teams he wont get to be the main character there.


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.117682 del
>>117681
he wants to do GC but they keep sending weak riders with him


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.117683 del
>>117682
But if he gets on a stronger team he will have shared leadership. If he was on Ineos he would be Onley's bitch for the rest of this race.


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.117684 del
>>117683
yeah but he could do another GC with arensmeme and bernie as slaves in theory


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.117685 del
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kinda hard to be a lower grade gc runner these days, every team interested in that already has one or more of them and there are multiple fresh young mutants that are already stronger than you, not just pog and vingo. Shared leadership everywhere and low chance of victory


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.117686 del
>>117685
true but look at this vuelta, now it's wide open and everyone sent their C team in fear of pogacar


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.117687 del
>>117686
Should have been seixas goal tbqh. Well at least now he's going to win WC-lombardia


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:54 [Preview] No.117688 del
>>117687
I find it crazy that the bee stung retard ayuso isn't here
what the fuck is lidl paying him for


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.117689 del
>>117685
Almost all teams are interested in that type of rider but it's a matter of how much money and team support they can offer. Teams like EF, Jayco and NSN need a guy like that otherwise they will go into grand tours FDJ style with no plans or ambitions. You could make a comfy living being the highest paid rider on a team like that knowing they will be happy as long as you finish in top 10.


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.117690 del
>>117687
He should’ve always gone to Vuelta instead of tour after the dauphiné crash


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.117691 del
>people celebrating the neet lifestyle
I thought this was a patrician general


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 21:46 [Preview] No.117692 del
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>>117691
NEETdom is for NEETs
Retirement is for us boomers


Bert 08/31/2026 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.117693 del
>>117691
what can I say working is fucking retarded and while I've only been at it for a couple years I already came to that conclusion like one minute after I first started


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.117695 del
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Ok smartasses, wordplayers and funiguys.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.117696 del


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.117697 del
Fully expecting someberts to crack a 100 btw, probably should have taken the test not just after waking up and random clicking just to get through to the next one.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.117698 del
Also PCS down.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.117699 del
>I’m glad I showed I’m stronger than Mathieu van der Poel on the mountain bike,” he says. “But I think he’s stronger than me on the road. Still, someday I want to win a world title there, too.”
Grugsisters, our answer?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.117700 del
>>117699
We hide another 2 months in livigno and wait for this to blow over


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.117701 del
>>117695
where's the hardmode including Gaelic, Basque, Lithuanian and Maltese?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.117702 del
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Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.117703 del
>>117695
>French
Ewww.
>Finnish, Hungarian
That's a nice score.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.117704 del
>>117702
I managed to get 0 words in Hungarian right. I thought the finno-ugric grammar was fugged up, but the vocabulary is as well.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.117705 del
>>117704
Apparently you are unlucky as well. Could have scored a 1 at least by guessing.
I scored 3 on Finnish.
And 4 on Polish.
I just run through the rest. I intend to do it properly sometimes. It kinda sucks it doesn't show what you got right.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.117706 del
>>117703
>>117704
I tried to work out something, nearly impossible in these two, got to like two effort guesses but then just random clicked to get to the next one.
I think it was "key" in Hungarian which made sense.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.117707 del
And I adjusted one time too many for woman and snow. Even in some unrelated quiz you can adjoooost, FUCK!


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.117708 del
>>117706
Do you remember which word was it?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.117709 del
>>117696
Got bored halfway through, too many languages


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.117710 del
>>117709
True. Most Slavic are similar anyway.

Trick is in case of Finnish and Hungarian, that they are so far away (mostly in time, not simply by geographical distance) that there are very few common words, and those which are common resembles each other little.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.117711 del
>5 Romance
>4 Slavic
>3 Germanic
>2 Uralic
>1 Greek
Yeah, 2 from all groups would have been enough. And ofc English. Which is a French-pidgin language.
I can guess that "arbor" is shared between Romance languages so why they picked 5 for this test?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.117712 del
>>117699
genuinely hard to come back from that one


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.117714 del
>>117708
Yes, kulcs - klucz


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.117715 del
Removed FIVE thorn from my front tyre. Kwabed by nature hard these days


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.117716 del
>>117714
It is.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.117717 del
The Canadian classics are going to be very kino this year. A shame they're doing the Montreal twice basically but maybe there are only 2 roads in this country one could bike on


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.117718 del
Great legs today, managed to get W' to under 6kJ on both of the first sets. If any bert wants to steal this workout it's 3min at roughly 8min max power followed by 10 reps of 30/15s. First you get the HR up from the 3min set without blowing up the legs, and then it's nice to really push the power.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.117719 del


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.117720 del
>mark donovan to pissma
They really are out of money


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.117721 del
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>>117695
must say I should have paid more attention to the actual words crossing over into languages (ukrainian/russian), probably would do better if I did not speed run it


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.117722 del
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>


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.117723 del
>>117722
Hommage to luke row


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.117724 del
>>117722
METEC retards are always a menace in races here


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.117725 del
>>117722
what did he mean by this?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.117726 del
>>117722
Not a single look to the guy he assassinated, impressive


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.117727 del
DNS RENARD-HAQUIN Henri-François


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.117728 del


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.117729 del
>>117728
He's in a farm upstate now


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.117730 del
Official fraud list by PCS


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.117731 del
>>117730
At least I predicted correctly Fortunato would suck. Romeo still gets points from Mas so whatever


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.117732 del


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.117733 del
Biggest jobber break I've seen all year


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.117734 del
>>117733
Poggi crashed and we're immediately back to textbook Vuelta. I won't watch anything but the last 5km of the unipuerto


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.117735 del
I rather have this one than the last group with Vine. FUCK off with Vine


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.117736 del
>>117734
are you pretending sprint stages with weak breakaways has never happened in a race Pogacar was riding?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.117737 del
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>>117736
pog would've made this breakaway great again


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.117738 del
>>117721
Two (2) from Finnish, get a load of this guy!


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.117739 del
The Bulgarian pro peloton is climbing the mythical slopes of KoM today


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.117740 del
>>117730
I have six (6) runners on this list


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:03 [Preview] No.117741 del
frankly I think Carapaz should go back to Ineos; they've still got a strong support squad, other big men as potential super doms, and good TT support — if he plays second fiddle to Onley occasionally I think it's still a good deal for him


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.117742 del


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.117743 del
I've seen enough, cocquard wins


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.117744 del
Crabbe out for the rest of the season, for those that already locked their veloteam


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.117745 del
>>117740
El justo


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.117746 del
Hmm


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:34 [Preview] No.117747 del
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>>117695
I don't know how I made a mistake in French. But Romanian I basically guessed everything so that's not bad


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.117748 del
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the Big Five


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.117749 del
>>117748
after grug calls it a day on the road the Netherlands is left with Kooij and nothing else to win anything, cycling on a pro level will just be conti/proconti


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.117750 del
>>117748
>Denmark above Belgium
sorry Tour de France chuds but Giro wins is the tiebreaker on PCS


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.117751 del
>>117748
Danish statpadders


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.117752 del
Let me guess, you need more?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.117753 del
>>117752
we need LESS


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:47 [Preview] No.117754 del
>>117753
Based external routing enjoyer


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.117755 del
>>117752
I need an XL sized frame with better geometry, sorry Time


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.117756 del


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.117757 del
>>117754
no but for real thats way too expensive, this is discontinued legacy tech it should be <1000
reminds me of all the unusable pre2020 rim brake used bikes that are sitting around at 3500-5000€ in the used market. Ain't nobody ever gonna buy them, should be no more than 2k no matter whats on there


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:52 [Preview] No.117758 del
>>117747
Tree in Finnish, 10 in Ruski. Hello UCI?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.117759 del
>>117756
Anudda 3 in Finnish. UCI this is urgent!


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.117760 del
>>117759
all of those words could mean anything really, there seemed to be 0 connection or comprehension between the languages and finnish


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.117761 del
>>117758
Yes well I took Russian in university a billion years ago so it's a bit cheating. But I definitely didn't know all of the words so I got lucky


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.117762 del
>>117755
What's a good geometry? I have several bikes now but I couldn't really tell what I prefer/don't. Even if I compare my grail AL which is my favorite geo to the old defy I couldn't tell what's the thing that makes the difference. One thing I'm sure is that I want the saddle way more forward than traditional geo. Outside of that, who knows. I guess my tcr is ok


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.117763 del
>>117744
>Signs new contract
>Out with massive knee injury
Yep no refunds


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.117764 del
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>>117695
How are you all so good at this? This was harder than I expected.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.117765 del
>>117764
The answer is autism


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.117766 del
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not too embarrassing for a burger


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.117767 del
Everyone here suspiciously know Russian a little too well.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.117768 del
>>117766
Trés bien


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.117769 del


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:34 [Preview] No.117770 del


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.117771 del
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>>117764
No idea.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.117772 del
Tom PIDCOCK -ToB

He was way too expensive for that one stage anyways.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.117773 del
>>117772
I knew it, now I have the perfect team because veloman adjusted his prices to pidcock


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.117774 del
>>117693
If you can't describe your job, simply, to a child, it's probably not a real job

Fake jobs:
Executive vice president of marketing
IT consultant
Belgian
Paralegal
Human resources manager

Real jobs:
Train driver
Farmer
Doctor
Carpenter
Managing director of regional /cyc/ office


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.117775 del
>>117767
have you ever played DOTA or Counter Strike? you're bound to pick up some words


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.117776 del
>>117774
Where do our academic berts fall


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.117777 del
>>117776
If you have to ask....


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.117778 del
Just tuning in Berts.

Is this turning out to be #brennenwinslol?

Or do any of the jobbers in the break have it in them?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.117779 del
>>117778
The anglo wins.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.117780 del


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.117781 del
>>117774
engineer


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.117782 del
>>117767
yep concerning indeed, gonna report everyone ITT to my local political officers. Just to be sure, wouldn't want to have collaborators ITT now would we


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.117783 del
>>117775
>pick up some word
Like thistle.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.117784 del
>>117778
Wout will attack first and then brennan wins the sprint


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.117785 del
>>117780
Mads lache (almost)


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.117786 del
>>117784
Hope you're wrong but you're right.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.117787 del
soooooy un perseguidor


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.117788 del
>>117785
how is he so bad?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.117789 del
>>117788
Lidl spreading the juice too thinly


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.117790 del
>>117789
who's on the juice right now, all their riders suck


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.117791 del
ATTAQUE NUCLEAIRE RICARDO CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.117792 del
GC day


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.117793 del
ROGLIC caught wanting


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.117794 del
>>117790
right, it's spread too thinly


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.117795 del
weird stage
where are the rouleurs like kung doing a hail mary


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.117796 del
>>117774
I farm (You)s.
>low-yield


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.117797 del
doped romele will win


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.117798 del
decathlon afraid


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.117799 del
>>117795
wasted himself on that MTF stage he didn't have a shot on


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.117800 del
>>117799
and ivan romeo? bad blood bag I guess


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.117801 del
Kek they have to make brennan do some bullshit to justify the wout sprint


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.117802 del
>>117801
its incredibly based to be honest, they realized that good boys like me deserve points for their wout pick (he will not even top 10)


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.117803 del
Uno-X and Visma kits too similar from a distance


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.117804 del
>>117802
I hope he gets humiliated by coquard


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.117805 del
>>117801
I don't understand the team, brennan is good enough to win 5 or 6 stages if they just keep him at the front with their elite train
tomorrow is another brennanwins but they'll go for laporte or something


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.117806 del
>Brennan does W*out leadout
>W2ut


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.117807 del
>>117805
Zeeman wouldn't stand for this


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.117808 del
>>117805
it's called samen winnen and it's beautiful


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.117809 del
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>>117807
he genuinely wouldn't


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.117810 del
how come plugge didn't use the occasion of pogis chute to compare it to jonas chute and call for more money for them safeR programs?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.117811 del
sneaky rampa coming up


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.117812 del
>>117810
arguably pogs chute was more of a preventable safety hazard thing than vingos chute, would've been a good fit


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.117813 del
Kussen on the move


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.117814 del
Khern Pharma haven't done anything yet.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.117815 del
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sepp kuss


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.117816 del
>KUSS slaving for W*ut


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.117817 del
funky finish


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.117818 del
sprint zone


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.117819 del
Why is decathlon pulling? Bisiaux?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.117820 del
Kino looking hill in the background.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.117821 del
>>117819
labrosse


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.117822 del
#hjaelpersepp


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.117823 del
oh wow brennoid really is leading out wout


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.117824 del
>>117821
Ah true


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.117825 del
>>117819
Sander DE PESTEL


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.117826 del
lmao


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.117827 del
>Milan "Darth" Vader said that his time at Jumbo-Visma was a waste of his talents
this just tells me a lot about his personality and less about his legs


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.117828 del
mmmm calzone


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.117829 del
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MAS NICOLAU is on the wind too often
He will regret this in week 3


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.117830 del
pure suffering from Calzone


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.117831 del
what the fuck is visma doing


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.117832 del
BRENNAN slaving


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.117833 del
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let me jinx it
>2out


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.117834 del
fuck visma, give me my velopoints back


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.117835 del
>>117829
where on earth is his team


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.117836 del
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love the chaos


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.117837 del
FEDOROV dopage


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.117838 del
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hahahahaha


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.117839 del
Fdj
I take it all back. I never doubted you.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.117840 del
visma deserves that, clown team


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.117841 del
hahahahahahah
hahahahahaha
hahahhahahah
ihihihi
ohohohohohoh
ahahahaha


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.117842 del
KWAB


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.117843 del
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Tronchon won lol
what a fraudulent race


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.117844 del
TRONCHON

WHAT


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.117845 del
>Tronchon
huh?

Vismoid Knuckleheads.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.117846 del
who saw that coming
no one


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.117847 del
FDJ of all places


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.117848 del
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>ass paren
>wout


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.117849 del
lmao. This man will be co leader with remco btw


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.117850 del
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biggest FDJ victory of the season


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.117851 del
brennan would have smoked these slow sprinters


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.117852 del
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the thinking man


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.117853 del
(2.40 MB 498x498 Vismoid Tactics.gif)


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.117854 del
>cofidis, fdj
French bros, we're back


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.117855 del
what's next? Picnic winning a stage as well?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.117856 del
>>117855
don't be silly


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.117857 del
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ITT is stage 18, so Mas gets to keep his jersey a bit longer I would assume.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.117858 del
Soul.


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>>117857
how much time are we expecting Rogla to take back in the time trial?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.117860 del
>>117857
I still don't think MAS NICOLAU will lose that much time on ROGLIC in the ITT as berts expect


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.117861 del
>>117859
No more than 45 seconds.
Roglic isn't the TT best he used to be and Mas will actually try this time.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.117862 del
Is mads even in this race?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.117863 del
>>117862
Too fat for 2GT in a row.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.117864 del
>>117862
according to himself he's a little sick and also tired from the Tour


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.117865 del
>>117862
almost last


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.117866 del
>>117860
yeah I agree, à la KUSS Sepp in 2023


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.117867 del
>If there is one person riding around in the peloton without an ego, it is Van Aert! He could have won the stages Brennan won as well; he has given away victories to teammates and sacrificed himself so often for team leaders that I don't see anyone else in the peloton doing that! So, is he perhaps allowed to go for his own chance just this once in this Vuelta? A rider of his caliber is allowed to simply claim that right, especially after having worked as a domestique for a 21-year-old kid in every stage of the Vuelta where he was the favorite, even if Brennan might have a better chance.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.117868 del
>>117867
😂👌🏿


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.117869 del
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rest day today


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.117870 del
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Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.117872 del


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 16:20 [Preview] No.117873 del
>changes.mp3
in ToB


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.117874 del
>>117872
>xcancel doesn't work anymore
well rip me I guess


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 16:49 [Preview] No.117875 del
>>117874
>xcancel gone
>old.r*dd*t requires account
>everything is login walled
good game


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.117876 del


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.117877 del
>>117875
>>117874
>Interacting with the internet in any way but through chatgpt in 2026


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.117878 del
>>117876
buckbroken


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.117879 del
i dont want to play the le tour of britain
what a lame ass race
just cancel it along with the "country"


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.117880 del
>>117879
Don't want to be that guy but you don't really have much to play left this season


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.117881 del
Confirming it is shit that ToB, if this is what kurwatour would devolve into as 2.Pro I am 100% for keeping an amorphic WT race for reluctant exiles and BIG espoirs.
It was pretty ok this year THOUGH.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.117882 del
>>117881
The parkours were decent this year but you can still do better.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.117883 del
I am writing to request federal support for the return of the TOUR DE TRUMP (1989-1990) pro cycling race.

Pro cycling in the United States has fallen off a cliff in the last few years. In 2012, Lance ARMSTRONG was targeted and blacklisted by the Obama-era FBI, being stripped of his record SEVEN (7) Tour de France titles. In 2020, the last two professional-level stage races in the United States were cancelled - the Tour of California and the Tour of Utah. In 2024, the Maryland Cycling Classic (the only professional-level single day race in the United States) was cancelled due to the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse.

America needs to return back to the TOP of bike racing, in the spirit of heroes such as Lance ARMSTRONG, Greg LEMOND, and Major TAYLOR. We need an internationally renowned, World Tour-level (the highest level of pro bike racing) stage race, perhaps in the mold of the Tour de France (21 stages throughout the country). We have the most beautiful cities in the world, the most beautiful coasts, the most beautiful deserts, and the most beautiful mountains for the World Tour peloton to race through. It is PATHETIC that countries such as the UAE, Denmark, Canada, China, and Belgium all have World Tour races, while the GREATEST NATION ON EARTH does not have a single race. We need to have a home race to inspire youngsters and return Americans to the TOP of the pro peloton.

Imagine the eyes of the world turning to America, watching an American cyclist winning a sprint down 6th Avenue in New York City or making a decisive attack on the slopes of Pikes Peak in Colorado or leading a charging peloton across the Sedona desert. Imagine a finale in Washington, DC, with a finish right on Constitution Avenue.

No country in the world is better equipped to have a world-class bike race, and it is a disgrace that America has let the rest of the world pass us by in this most egalitarian of sports.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.117884 del
>>117881
kurwatour has had an even worse edition where it was all sprints and than a tt declaring the winner


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.117885 del
uh oh... I'm feeling good about my LToB team


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.117886 del
>>117885
ganna will do nothing


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.117887 del
>>117886
there's no TT Bert, of course I did not take Ganna


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.117888 del
So both grug and wout are done? I guess we had a good run


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.117889 del
>>117888
That Roubaix might be the last time they were at the top of their game.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:08 [Preview] No.117890 del
>>117889
Grug would have walked this one so easy


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:08 [Preview] No.117891 del
evening ride - check
chain rewaxxxed - check
wd40 sprayed to the derailleur joints - check
tires pumped up to 6 bars - check
good weather this week - check


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:08 [Preview] No.117892 del
>>117890
shouldn't have fucked with their pedals


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.117893 del
>>117892
Rare L from the woodrof but this was a big one


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.117894 del
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>The great Nikiforos "Niki" ARVANITOU of the team Team United Shipping is 8 (eight) velopoints


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:25 [Preview] No.117895 del
>>117889
I still don't see anyone else winning Roubaix besides the 4 or 5 usual suspects (Grug, Wout, Mads, Pogi and Jappe).

I mean, it's Roubaix, obviously a lot can and will go wrong, but it's absurd amount that need to happen for none of those to win. This year was already very eventful and I still didn't feel at any point of the race that anyone else had the smallest of shots.

Also, both Grug and Wout still have a big watts advantage on almost everyone. Like, without Pogi, who'd have ever closed Wout's attack the other day? Also they're both proven non-distancelets.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.117896 del
Okay my team is PERFECT


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.117897 del
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>>117895
2027 Paris-Roubaix
Emilien JACQUELIN


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.117898 del
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>>117894
Disclosing my not so secret picks I see.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.117899 del
>>117895
florian without having to work for pogi would be part of the gang for me
but it doesn't matter because next year king kung will go on a heroic raid through the rain


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.117900 del
I don't think anyone stands a chance against grug tbqh. This year was catastrophique bad luck/incompetence, you can give him 3 "normal" puncture and he'll still win


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.117901 del
>>117894
the point distribution Britain velogames doesn't make any sense to me, with total jobbers costing way too much.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.117902 del
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>>117901
don't think too far, it's just this


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.117903 del
I'm picking JACQUELIN btw


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.117904 del
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came across the most appalling driver I've seen all year and his number plate was CZECH


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:39 [Preview] No.117905 del
>>117904
not surprising


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.117906 del
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>>117904
There is madness in the air or something. 2 tourists got into a fistfight on my street. One was a cyclist the other one a cagie. The cagie allegedly overtook the cyclist too close for comfort and the cyclist chased him down and broke his rear view mirror. Chaos ensued with a lot of shoving and shouting "Who are you huh !!?.
Incredible scenes.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.117907 del
>>117906
Mas about to win the vuelta and the world goes crazy


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.117908 del
>>117904
I shall be driving thru your hinterlands this very weekend btw
Watch out, friendo!


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.117909 del
https://www.1001puertos.com/?m=1
There is a Spanish autist doing blog of every climb he's done. Dude must be some neet he's ridden everything


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.117910 del
>>117908
oho how come


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.117911 del
>>117910
going hiking over the weekend


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:09 [Preview] No.117912 del
I wanted to do a small 2 day trip to ride Aigoual this weekend but it looks like I will wait one more week. Wtf is this


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:09 [Preview] No.117913 del
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>>117911
großer Arber?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.117914 del
>>117913
We are going to Solden


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.117915 del
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>>117909
Impressive autism . Very nice.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:15 [Preview] No.117916 del
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>>117914
hope you like slogging through endless autobahn construction work


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.117917 del
why didnt wout win?


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.117918 del
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Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.117919 del
>>117916
every year around Munchen it's the same, yes


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.117920 del
>>117917
He's a humble guy that has no issue with letting other riders have their turn in the limelight


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:29 [Preview] No.117921 del
>>117919
rode through it last weekend, it was okay


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.117922 del
>t-bow nys has a fucking nosering
how long till he comes out as the first gay cyclist


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.117923 del
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>>117922
what the hell


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.117924 del
at least it's not a septum piercing ..


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.117925 del


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.117926 del
dreaming of all the ways Movistar can waste the money that would come after a potential Mas win

I can already feel the Mas-Ayuso-Ramírez 2028 TdF tridente

maybe Soler comes home as well


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.117927 del
>>117926
they already signed superstar rune herregodts


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.117928 del
>>117926
Carapaz of course. He's coming home to win another Giro.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.117929 del
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Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.117930 del
Here to blog post about my workout again. Interesting one - trying to keep you in the hr/breath zone for as long as possible.
>>117875
"Classic Layout for Reddit" extension kinda does it.


Bert 09/01/2026 (Tue) 23:41 [Preview] No.117931 del
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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.117932 del
Remember to pick the Finnish NC Axel Källberg, easily pest 4p out there
>>117930
What's the point of this workout bert? Looks pretty random


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.117933 del
>>117932
Does everything need to be hyper optimized?


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.117934 del
>>117933
Of course not, but the workout seemed rather "hyper optimized" in the sense of having lots of different intervals


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.117935 del
>>117932
The idea is to spend a long time at high oxygen intake - longer than you could if you just did a single long vo2 interval. So it's sort of extending that time by taking short rests then pushing back into it. In theory longer than you could if you just did a single long vo2 interval.
The idea sounds reasonable to me, but I don't exactly have any way to verify it.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.117936 del
Kwab


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.117937 del
>>117936
he can slave for skelly. or does he hate Danes?


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.117938 del
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sometimes I don't understand how those points are distributed. wout gets extra points for being wout or what?


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.117939 del
>>117938
Intermediate sprints and classifications give like 1000 points by the end of the race
It's why merlier is always so underwhelming despite winning 2-3 stages


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.117940 del
Squeak


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.117941 del
>>117940
what is this about? WC?


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.117942 del
>>117941
Yes, they rather select larry warbased


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.117943 del
I have no opinion on warbasse, but thinking they should just select the top points farmers to create a team is ultimate brainworms.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.117944 del
they shouldnt select americans at all in my tbh
very fraudulent nation of riders


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.117945 del
>>117940
why does he care anyways it's not like he stands a chance


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.117946 del
Who will they even pick, Jimmy and Artem already in, have to be Kevin and AJ and then probably some fodder.
I get that Sheehan may be a little bit annoyed but there is not a lot of point to Riley Sheehan in Montreal.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.117947 del
>>117946
It's
Simmons
Sean Quinn
Jorgenson
mcnougat
Apache
Warbased
Schmidt
Vermaerke


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.117948 del
>>117947
Forgot about Matty's existence, such an iconic season heh.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.117949 del
PEDERSEN to Uno-X


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.117950 del
>>117949
its real


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.117951 del
Pedersen DNS


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.117952 del
Pedersen DNS


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.117953 del
Emmanuel UKU, now that was a warm up secret pick.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.117954 del
DNS pedersen


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.117955 del
attention!
this just in: DNS Mads


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.117956 del
>>117953
Haven't seen him since the warmup


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.117957 del
>>117953
1 top 10 all year and nothing else, based


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.117958 del
LeBron to L3GION when.
Are we winning Canyonchuds, or maybe exactly the opposite, Canyon will now become the default vehicle of the porch monke.
https://x.com/KingJames/status/2094896520533549511


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.117959 del
Of course now I have a gazillion Lebron-bike-Canyon related posts recommended and while this xeet is fresh the Lebron-Canyon thing is a few years old.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.117960 del
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Hey, Bert!
Watching Assault on Precinct 13 this Saturday at 11:00 and 21:00 CEST on Endcorner.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

That is 5am and 3pm East Coast Burger Time. Or 9:00 and 19:00 UTC for other crazy people.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.117961 del
>>117960
got a smoke?


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.117962 del
even czech news write abou washed up mads wanting to DNF


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.117963 del
>>117962
>Wanting


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.117964 del
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i assume we all have the same team


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.117965 del
>>117964
Not picking ASKEY, he will get smoked on that one stage and I need a GC man.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.117966 del
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25 Benoît Cosnefroy
25 Olav Kooij
23 Rick Pluimers
17 Riley Pickrell
16 Lewis Askey
15 Ethan Vernon
10 Elliot Rowe
9 Tim Merlier
8 Fabio Christen
6 Filippo Ganna
6 Jasper Stuyven
5 Axel Källberg
5 Ben Wiggins
4 Stan Dewulf
4 Florian Vermeersch
4 Matthew Bostock
4 Edgar Cadena
3 Émilien Jacquelin
3 Alessandro Pinarello
3 Matteo Moschetti
3 Yannis Voisard
3 Jonah Killy
3 Brody McDonald
3 Tim Wellens
2 Sam Welsford
2 Matteo Trentin
2 Kristiāns Belohvoščiks
2 Nikiforos Arvanitou
2 Sam Bennett
2 Siebe Deweirdt
2 Yorben Lauryssen
1 Robbe Ghys
1 Cees Bol
1 William Smith
1 Erik Fetter
1 Simen Evertsen-Hegreberg
1 Oliver Wood
1 Matthew Walls
1 Ilan Van Wilder
1 Timothy Dupont
1 Paul Wright
1 Frank Aron Ragilo
1 Artem Shmidt
1 Tomáš Přidal
1 Kim Heiduk
1 NOA ISIDORE
1 Laurenz Rex
1 Pascal Eenkhoorn
1 Ben Swift
1 Gianni Marchand
1 Samuel Flórez
1 Yohann Simon
1 Arne Santy

>8=

2 Benoît Cosnefroy Olav Kooij Rick Pluimers Riley Pickrell Lewis Askey Ethan Vernon Elliot Rowe Jasper Stuyven
>>using pedals
>frfr on god


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.117967 del
>>117964
You and frfr on god on the other hand, hehe.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.117968 del
>>117966
Kek finbert hyping up his boy worked


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.117969 del
>>117964
Lauryssen will be THE secret pick


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.117970 del
>>117966
>5 Axel Källberg
The other 22 teams will be greatly disappointed they missed on him


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.117971 del
>>117968
unironically would not have picked him otherwise
he better deliver and follow in the footsteps of VAN SINTMAARTENSDIJK Roel and BIESTERBOS Frits


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.117972 del
I thought all of us would have wiggo JR


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.117973 del
>>117972
aint picking teamless riders
dont trust a man with no allegiance


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.117974 del
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The great Mads PEDERSEN only won 1 (one) race this very year


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.117975 del
>>117966
I had to adjoost several times just because every time I checked velogames a new X for not participating appeared in my team.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.117976 del
fast flat ride today, the ebike boomer menace was present again


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.117977 del
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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.117978 del


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.117979 del
>>117966
How does everybody have Pickrell, was he mentioned by Axelshit or that YT retard or something


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.117980 del
>>117978
Fun fact stuyven can make chocolates


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.117981 del
>>117979
No he's just one of the better sprinters


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.117982 del
>>117981
Yes but people used to not pay attention like this and then I would win


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.117983 del
>>117979
>not picking hincapi's boys


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.117984 del
>>117982
Yes well, maybe you're just the mads of the cyc peleton


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.117985 del
>Oscar ScHEMPp
Dude!


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.117986 del


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.117987 del
>>117979
>150+ open PCS tabs.png


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.117988 del
>>117979
yeah he was mentioned but I didn't pick him regardless, fuck'em


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.117989 del
>>117979
He was surprisingly good this year, took a mental note, for 8 a way better pick than Niki "Niki" ARVANITOU.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.117990 del
I did however pick McDonalds because I think that is a hilarious name for an american rider to have heh
burgerman McBurger heh you want fries with that yes please I do


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.117991 del
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easy


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.117992 del
>>117979
axelshit shilled GANNA of all people for this race, that should tell you which teams copy the riders he says


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.117993 del
Why is this race named after dan Llyod?


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.117994 del
godDAMN I hate Anders


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.117995 del
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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.117996 del
>>117990
He actually rode some results, I have him too


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.117997 del
what if Top Ganna actually wins...


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.117998 del
He is losing it again. Ik moet just niks incoming

>Van Aert briefly revealed himself to be a bundle of frustration—something entirely understandable given the circumstances. He had to admit, however, that a sense of guilt played a part as well; after all, Matthew Brennan had still been part of the breakaway group but was sacrificed to give Van Aert his chance.

>“Yes, of course [I feel guilty towards Brennan]. That’s what puts pressure on both of us. I think he feels the same pressure when I act as his lead-out man. And I think we handle that brilliantly. There have been some doubts during this Vuelta, I’d say, and questions from the outside about our team.”

>Van Aert had reacted quite angrily to that topic in another interview, too. “I don’t know where these questions about Brennan and me keep coming from,” he said then. Yet, ultimately, Van Aert wanted to end on a positive note.

>“But look, we’re standing here in the green jersey, we’ve won two stages, and we control every race whenever we want. So I think we should just be proud and keep going like this.”


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.117999 del
>>117998
wout is just so flaccid


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.118000 del
we're on Cosnefraud watch


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.118001 del
Waar cosnefraud


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.118002 del
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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.118003 del
>>117999
He is like arrgh I am angry and then remembers he has to score good boy points so he does it


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.118004 del
FUCKING KNEW IT, but I still piceked that fraud since everywhere it said he is the guy.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.118005 del
>>118000
Oh great every runner I didn't pick is there


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.118006 del
I completely missed that Elliot Rowe fella, no idea who that is. Maybe I should quit my job and focus on Velogames more


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.118007 del
Ganna doubters in shambles


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.118008 del
>>118005
I have 3, but I considered all the others


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.118009 del
Let it be my boy Jappe who I have snubbed.
Not that ginger cunt Askey for sure.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.118010 del
>>118008
I only have Askey and Pluimers. What a complete fucking disaster again FUCK


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.118011 del
it's tough being a guy like Askey or Plumiers where your best parcours is the same that Grug dominates


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.118012 del
>>118010
I only have rowe and pluimers lol, why did I remove jappe...


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.118013 del
Ah as usual I only have to look at Bertacek's team to feel better


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.118014 del
That paul wright fella does not belong there


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.118015 del
>>118010
Vermeersch, Askey, Plumiers and then Ghys in G2

>>118013
that's right


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.118016 del
>>118014
Oh I thought that was Fred Wright lol who the FUCK is that


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.118017 del
It's the Tour Anglo Homeland after all.
I don't trust in BIG GANNA support.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.118018 del
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>dope 🍇
lmao what the fuck I gotta buy that


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.118019 del
monke is getting dropped


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.118020 del
>>118018
for me the color sulfurous is dope as in dopage.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.118021 del
oh, tour of the emirates of al britani is officially on youtube.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cqyY6TKCO0Y [Embed]


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.118022 del
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>>118021
oh, nice


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.118023 del
>>118020
sulfur is yellow
the leader's jersey in the Tour is yellow
Visma jersey is yellow and they call themselves the yellow bees
coincidences? I think not


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.118024 del
>>118021
lmao, already kino


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.118025 del


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.118026 del
>trentin covering
FUCK


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.118027 del
I keep expecting Trentin to fall off with age


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.118028 del
Common heiduk, save my velogame


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.118029 del
>>118024
>>118025
heh, tiz chat would never allow this


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.118030 del


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.118031 del
watts are being pushed


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.118032 del
>my boy Sal Butamol


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.118033 del


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.118034 del
this is great


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.118035 del
He gone.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.118036 del
I adjusted him out


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.118037 del
>>118035
still the climb


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.118038 del
>>118033
Wait where is he?


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.118039 del
my cocaine gate


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.118040 del
>>118038
dropped like a rock after the smallest attack in history


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.118041 del
asskey got this


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.118042 del
LEWIS


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.118043 del
Pas normal


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.118044 del
>Vermeersch
ffs, he did NOTHING in Renevi.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.118045 del
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I put in VERNON instead of ASS KEY


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.118046 del
1 askey
2 ganna
3 tim...yeah tim or I trigger treinbert again


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.118047 del
did he do the fucking gangnam style dance?


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.118048 del
Ah fuck.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.118049 del
Well at least I have Askey. Why did everyone psyop everyone about Ganna


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.118050 del
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>>118045
hit or miss, yes


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.118051 del
Askey!


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.118052 del
>>118049
Forgot where exactly it said that he is just training for Worlds.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.118053 del
>>118052
well the best training is winning isn't it


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.118054 del
cute when riders have their parents with them instead of a gf/wife


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.118055 del


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.118056 del
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>>118053
Like THAT?!


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.118057 del
>>118049
as usual /cyc/ is wrong and Axelgaard is right


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.118058 del
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126
for me


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.118059 del
>>118040
>11th
Better than nothing


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.118060 del
damn was thinking about trentin because of renewi, pluimers might slave now


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.118061 del
>>118057
He put Cosnefroy as the extremely super big sure to win favorite


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.118062 del
>>118058
1 3 4 8 9


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.118063 del
>>118057
But why doesn't the optak team have any of these guys, why did he forsake his masters


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.118064 del
>>118060
It’s tour of britain there is usually not that much slaving


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.118065 del
>>118063
Opportunist.
variable as...


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.118066 del
the KING is still not in


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.118067 del
Cosnefroy not even in Gruppo ARVANITOU


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.118068 del
And my fucking secret pick is 18th. Almost points, FUCK


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.118069 del
>>118066
I've never been more disappointed in a rider


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.118070 del
>>118064
yeah but even just doing pure leadouts and not sprinting at all would be terrible. but we all have him anyways so its whatever


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.118071 del
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My highest ranked runner is 39th
This is gonna be yet another unmitigated disaster
We are not creative enough, we are not positive enough


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.118072 del
Fraud gruppo MERLIER.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.118073 del
based 36 year old war enjoyer showing today why he was picked instead of she/han


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.118074 del
>>118071
actually impressive


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.118075 del
Why did I pick MADS again?


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.118076 del
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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.118077 del
>>118076
Just realized i'm probably using spain scoring rules.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.118078 del
I could watch a stage of the junior race Rüebliland this weekend. I'm looking at the startlist to see what future riders will come out of this:
>Louis Pepe Kafka
>Max Outlet
>Eino Mutant
>le Sean Penn
>Roman Bierhansl
>Timo Burger
>Vic de Smet
>Gal Starer


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.118079 del
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>>118075
he's cool


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.118080 del
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>>118078
>Pepe Kafka


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.118081 del
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heh, my boy JUST PEDERSEN the first starter at the ZLM le Tour


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.118082 del
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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.118083 del
>>118081
If VACEK doesn't win the GC, he HAS to retire


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.118084 del
>>118082
I DESERVE points for Yohann Simon


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.118085 del
>>118084
You did, he got 3 points


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.118086 del
>>118083
Funny race structure they got. Day one is a time trial to determine GC winner and then 4 flat sprints.
Maybe he a sprinter can score enough bonis to win it.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.118087 del


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.118088 del
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Autismbert picked ASS KEY but then went on and picked dopeur climber CADENA of all places


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.118089 del
Vine collected


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.118090 del
>vermaerke crashed
>vine dead


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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.118092 del
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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.118093 del
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>>118089
>>118090
can jay not stay on the bike for once?


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.118094 del
>>118093
he's dead as in dropped like a brick, he's alive for all I know


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.118095 del
KUNG BANZAAAAAAAI


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.118096 del
let me guess, Wout gets awarded 100 velopoints again for winning a 3rd category KOM.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.118097 del
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>>118096
that's how you farm points
doesn't even need good results since he gets like 100 points in sprints, summits and assists


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.118098 del
they're gonna use up laporte again and then brennan will get lost in the washing machine


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.118099 del
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>almeida


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.118100 del
>almeida is 2nd hand, vine is 3rd hand
brutal nukes by kirby


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.118101 del
random uno x dude blending in with the vismoids


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.118102 del
>>118093
The bloke started the year getting taken down by Goddamn kangaroos!


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.118103 del
very California-looking today


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.118104 del
>>118100
kek, thanks for forwarding


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.118105 del
you now remember KÄMNA being good


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.118106 del
>>118105
he's lucky to be alive tbh


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.118107 del
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>>118106
>>118105
Oh we remember Lennergy


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.118108 del
the man in black, kung, is lurking


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.118109 del
lmao visma


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.118110 del
cuck van aert leading out again haha


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.118111 del
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Who crashed


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.118112 del
kinda lame


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.118113 del
so easy


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.118114 del
lame
time for a quick ride before it gets dark (rip)


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.118115 del
who went down?


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.118116 del
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top 6


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.118117 del
meeus without van poppel is so useless
can't believe lidl will sign this guy as a leadout when he can't position


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.118118 del
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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.118119 del
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deosn't mielke work for visma now?


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.118120 del
picking romelu would single handedly win you to goomble


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.118121 del
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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.118122 del
>>118119
Whoever posted that is clinically blind


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.118123 del
wout sprinting for my velopoints


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.118124 del
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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.118125 del
>Mikal Grimstad Uglehus


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.118126 del
Another successful season for Coquard. This jobber is aging like a fine wine.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.118127 del
>>118126
56 wins, many jobbers would give an arm for such a track record


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.118128 del
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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.118129 del
Pretty interesting, and also pretty obnoxious, video by Volta hotshot Keegan Swirbul completely ignoring omerta. Squeaking about José Neves, Antonio Carvalho, André Cardoso, based Federico Figueiredo, dopage in general, TUEs for corticosteroids and other stuff:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WwTUQBh5UyM [Embed]


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.118130 del
Romeo in the last group again. This is some bullshit man, his whole season was not normal until now. I guess WADA took notice too


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.118131 del
>>118129
Ehh Nevesh is clean go away dumb burger


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.118132 del
>>118130
Doomed to slave for Mas for the rest of the race


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 17:04 [Preview] No.118133 del
>>118130
he'll go all out in the TT and that's it, the red jersey is more important
even aular is slaving


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.118134 del
why the fuck is vacek statpadding in such a stupid race


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.118135 del
>>118134
It's not statpadding if you haven't won bigger things then it's simply your level.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.118136 del
Lidls are dominating this time trial


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.118137 del
Nevermind Lidl got humbled by youtubers


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.118138 del
>>118136
hope larsen kwaks them


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.118139 del
Vacek is winning the second most prestigious race in the Netherlands and Bertacek isn't here to see it.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.118140 del
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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.118141 del
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Real talk
I am still not sure if I have been bamboozled by this very /cyc/ (again) with the Lezyne pump. I haven't needed to use it (yet) but it just rattles and rattles and there's nothing I can do to stop it.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.118142 del
This is only VACEK's third win outside of the nationals


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.118143 del
recently had some hip pains, started doing some physio
my hips are fucked up man, all the cycling has locked them up completely
I have the hip flexibility of a grandma


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.118144 del
>>118143
come home


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 17:55 [Preview] No.118145 del
>>118144
this isn't enough anymore, I'm pretty certain this all stems from my horribly flat feet


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 18:06 [Preview] No.118146 del
>>118143
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jj2AAH6jbHk [Embed]


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.118147 del
>>118146
yeah I'm doing something like this for 2 weeks now, even a bit more


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.118148 del
>>118143
yes 2bh any physical activity zonder mobility training fucks up flexibility big time
I do some basic stretching after every ride and some foam rolling later, if I don't do either for a couple days all hell breaks loose.
What I'm currently struggling with his tight pecs which fucks with my upper back because my pea brain did not realize lifting equally fucks with mobility if you don't do anything


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.118149 del
>>118147
This and lower back strength did wonder for my backpain. Haven't felt a thing in 2 years


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.118150 del
>>118149
My back doesn't really hurt but my right hip tilts forward which somehow goes all the way up to my neck.
I have an appointment for a new insoles measurement soon so hopefully that helps too. Age is catching up to me fast.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.118151 del
>>118148
A friend of mine says the same thing, that he has to stretch, stretch, foam roll after every ride or he's paralysed. Might be related to big watts he produces. He's still pretty young, just entered boomer age (35)


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.118152 del
>>118150
You should really start lifting weight. It's the perfect thing with biking for aging. Also time to embrace weightmaxing


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 18:33 [Preview] No.118153 del
>>118152
yes I had some stimulus cheque from work recently because I did some firefighting training and will spend it on a squat rack and weights. The dumbbells don't cut it anymore


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.118154 del
Grug is doing luxemboug


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 18:43 [Preview] No.118155 del
>>118154
worked for Zurich


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 18:57 [Preview] No.118156 del
>>118155
If he gets same shape he'll win. Zurich he was the second strongest and it was harder


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 19:01 [Preview] No.118157 del
>>118156
I mean, he also has 0 team. Insane how this nation has like 3 good riders


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.118158 del
>>118157
without pogi it is pretty open, memco will need to go longer since he lacks peak wattage
but then you have guys like del toro where I feel like he could go at any moment and fuck over every none lightweight


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 19:14 [Preview] No.118159 del
>>118156
>>118155
I'd love to see him get it again and save his reputation after a middling year


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.118160 del
seixas dropping a 9W/kg bomb on the rampa too, gonna be fun


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.118161 del
>>118158
it's going to be a GREAT race, I'm glad we're getting more and more top tier runners


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.118162 del
getting into champions league fantasy in part to scratch the goombling itch during the off season

probably not going to do well in the league I'm joining as I don't watch that much footy, but it will have to do

just need a good name for my team...


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.118163 del
>>118162
Clean Fuentes Players


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.118164 del
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>>118162
Bertholds Brecher


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.118165 del
>>118161
yeah, can't wait. As long as there is no "team work" going on I'll be fine with any winner


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 19:48 [Preview] No.118166 del
looking into going to Montreal to see it in person... would be about a grand for travel + lodging + food, tempting


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.118167 del
>>118166
yes yes we need boots on the ground even in canada


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.118168 del
>>118166
I expected more tbh, can you even get lodging anymore


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 20:06 [Preview] No.118169 del
>>118166
Is Poutine really that expensive that you get to a grand in Canadian Dollars? I'm tempted to visit once they finish the trein connection to the airport and the fail understanding their Quebecois accent while trying to speak French.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.118170 del
>Gall 7
>Mas Nicolau 7
>Holland 8
>Onley 11
>Vine 12
>Buitrago 12
>Widar 17
>Fortunato 17
>Rodriguez 19
>Roglic 21
>Sivakov 21
>Carapaz Montenegro 21
>Skjelmose 29
>De Bruyne 29
>Kuss 41
>Dunbar 41
>Paret 41
>Rodriguez Cano 51
>Tejada 51
>Zana 51
...
>Almeida 67
>Double 81
>Omrzel 81
>Aert 81
>Hirt 151


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.118171 del
>>118170
you know the odds are bad if a dude like fortunato only gives 17x


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 20:34 [Preview] No.118172 del
>>118171
yeah it's a free for all tomorrow


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 20:45 [Preview] No.118173 del
>>118172
Mas has been looking real good so far but he could be in for a fiasko kollaps any day now


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.118174 del
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>>118173
I also think Gall just had a bad day the last time. I expect him to drop Mas.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 20:52 [Preview] No.118175 del
>>118174
Why did I post this pepe?


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.118176 del
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>>118175
thinking of a certain elderly gentleman perhaps


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 21:03 [Preview] No.118177 del
>>118176
No.
As much as I'd like him to get another Vuelta I'm realistic about his chances. Hell even Slovenian boomers don't believe anymore.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 21:43 [Preview] No.118178 del
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There are "people" at this gym who don't shower after working out.


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.118179 del
>>118178
This is not a gym Bert, this is /cyc/


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.118180 del
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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.118181 del
>>118179
>this is /cyc/
indeed


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.118182 del
>


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.118183 del
>>118162
Back Five Matters


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 22:29 [Preview] No.118184 del
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Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.118185 del
>>118180
almost worse than Remco


Bert 09/02/2026 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.118186 del
>>118178
why shower when you have a /cyc/ bf to lick you clean head to toe


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.118187 del
>>118141
I'm a CO2 chad


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.118188 del
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Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.118189 del
>>118180
remco's nightmare


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.118190 del
>>118185
Nice assassin's creed cosplay


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.118191 del
>>118190
More like average youth selling coke


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.118192 del
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>Roglic sagt: «Ich habe nie davon geträumt, ein Veloprofi zu werden. Ich wollte immer ein Skispringer sein.»
he just to be


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.118193 del
>henrique bravo to Q36.5
Absolute fumble by shit step


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.118194 del
>>118193
They are throwing money at anyone that shows any modicum of talent. Even if their sports directors turn out to be retarded they are bound to pass some bottom feeder WT teams in the rankings soon.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.118195 del
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>>118194
looking grim for FDJ. also Picnic-Post NL not shown for humanitarian reasons.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.118196 del
We been ded for a few minutes.
Also where is that Austrian guy.

Get back here dum-dum, you have issued semi-fighting words with the not so semi intentions, I have just made a business decision to not let it go after I have already let it go - but was re(you)ed by (you).
When you will be an oldfag you will have the understanding that these things need to be challenged and squished immediately and you have to refresh the process every year or so because people's memories fade and someone will start thinking about poking you given enough time.

And your Rolex is nice - for a Rolex.
Wouldn't buy any myself but it could have been way more tacky.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.118197 del
>>118196
>We been ded for a few minutes.
endchan.org is acting up, but endchan.net works for me


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.118198 del
>>118197
I am on net all the time currently, was ded as well.
Always hanging out on the one that worked most recently, perhaps it is org time after the next downage.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.118199 del


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.118200 del
Axel Källgod is saving our teams today


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.118201 del


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.118202 del
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one day finnbert will wear the NC jersey


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.118203 del
>no plums in plumbread
perfidious albion at it again. Gott strafe es.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.118204 del
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>>118196
all good kurwabert, I am here lurking. me words were also not carefully chosen tbqh


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.118205 del
>>118196
also that watch is at the juwelier right now, about to be sold. as you also just realized the software industry is not what it used to be anymore and the days of absurdly high pays is OVER


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.118206 del
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Källberg with a Specialized instead of a S-Works bike.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.118207 del
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Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.118208 del
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Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.118209 del
>>118206
Based Källberg, he only rides an S-works Shiv TT because it's not made in regular specialized branding.

Also, I am officially thanking berts in my PhD thesis acknowledgements, the manuscript is now sent to the library/press.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.118210 del
Connectionfailedbros? How we feelin?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.118211 del
>>117960
hello bossman? endchan works like shit today.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.118212 del
>>118209
what about the helmet, they only come in s-works branding as well?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.118213 del
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the hayberg


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.118214 del
commentators begging the audience for food, what a poor country.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.118215 del
>>118212
Hmm dunno, I just remember talking with him in the spring and he says he prefers specialized as it's cheaper and like 200g heavier


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.118216 del
Have to post for picture


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.118217 del


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.118218 del
>>118217
who the fuck is Mathijs Paasschens?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.118219 del
>>118218
>He doesn't know secret pick paashaas


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.118220 del
>>118217
Ouch. That's not a very good team for the kinda parkours we'll have at the wc. And I'm being nice here.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.118221 del
>>118209
Pretty cool congrats


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.118222 del
I look at Van Baarle pulling the peloton in Britain like he thinks he's Dillier and you're telling me the Dutch team doesn't need him?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.118223 del
>>118217
Bauke might actually be decent


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.118224 del
>>118223
Him and lemond are the only riders of worth on there


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.118226 del
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Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.118227 del
Vine dropped as almeida attacks


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.118228 del
>>118224
It's going to be a belgiun vs france anyway. Leuven rematch (same result)


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.118229 del
Why is wout going for all the mountain points when he realistically doesn't stand a chance on what's to come? Seems like he's just pissing off buitrago


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.118230 del
Grug, wout, remco, seixas, del dopo, Gall, carataz, AYUSO, MAS, US squad. Honestly this is probably the most hyped race of the year.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.118231 del
>>118227
why did I believe...


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.118232 del
>>118229
he cares about my veloteam


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.118233 del
caida ONLEY


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.118234 del
Chute Onley


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.118235 del
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Big un? No crashwishing on him, just comically on schedule.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.118236 del
>>118235
No but he did chute solo on a roundabout bringing honor to his status as worst bike handler


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.118237 del
Pretty strong group in the Vacek Tour of the Netherlands. I guess no sprinters showed up for the sprint race so the stages will be a little unusual.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.118238 del
>break with multiple movistar chuds
Masbros I don't feel so good


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.118239 del
>>118238
is putting potential satellites in a statement of confidence or an admission of weakness


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.118240 del
>>118239
it means they are breaking the number one rule here on the Butterfly Effect


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.118241 del
just under the limit for breakaway points 🙏


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.118242 del
>>118239
He doesn't need satellites if he needs to defend. He's giving the keys to decathlon to put pressure on him by letting the gap blow up.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.118243 del
>>118242
Vuelta winner Jakob OMRZEL


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.118244 del
>>118242
BISIAUX PODIUM LFG


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.118245 del
thanks Wout


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.118246 del
FUCK. Is Onley okay?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.118247 del
>>118241
Not anymore


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.118248 del
>>118217
Apparently Arensgod is FORBIDDEN to ride the WC from Ineos. Dutch coach is seething and squeaking about this


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.118249 del
>click on soler's pcs profile
>Out with fractured ribs (accident during training)
Lol is this guy actually banned thanks to his dad?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.118250 del
So who's going to blink first


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.118251 del
>>118247
it's right at 30 currently so it's still good


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.118252 del
BISIOO back in the GC contention after lote principal gives fuga 15 minutes


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.118253 del
PCSbert with a nice jinx


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.118254 del
>>118251
Finally some points for Brenner. Like 5 or something but I'll take it


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.118255 del
>>118252
He'll drop back for an overconfident GALL


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.118256 del
>>118254
a big fat 20, not bad


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.118257 del
Hapenning in britain


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.118258 del
kinda nuts to let Omrzel in this break


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.118259 del
>>118257
Not watching but
>Ganna dropped
>Ineos pulling in peleton
Lol what


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.118260 del
>>118259
Ganna is in what PCS is calling the peloton


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.118261 del
>>118260
Very confusing, pcs says he had a mechanical and he's the peleton now?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.118262 del
>>118260
So who is where


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.118263 del
Looks like everyone is in Gruppo 1 except Ganna


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.118264 del
>>118262
>>118261
idk I'm just going by pcs


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.118265 del
>>118264
UAE going all in now to fuck over Ganna


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.118266 del
Haha Ganna has to beg some Flanders shitters now. Not looking great


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.118267 del
>>118261
Pretty much what happened. Had a puncture then came back but the peloton split and UAE pulls peloton 1 while Ineos pulls peloton 2.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.118268 del
I always knew not picking Ganna was the correct play


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.118269 del
Heiduk also there with Ganner


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.118270 del
What about sprinters, is anyone there. Asking for a concerned goombler


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.118271 del
Politt in full teeth mode. It's over for Ganna


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.118272 del
>>118270
I think I saw Merlier


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.118273 del
Dupont is there


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.118274 del
>>118272
Praise Allah


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.118275 del
Isn't movistar fucked? Gall can let the gap grow since biseaux is the 2nd best placed rider in the break.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.118276 del
>>118275
They can give 10 minute to omzrel


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.118277 del
>>118275
>Isn't movistar fucked?
Not yet. Jakob Incel is not even in virtual red and they haven't gotten to the last clilmb yet where you know the favorites will start to ride faster than the front group.
Besides Decathlon probably believes they can win this race so they aren't planning on gifting it to Bahrain.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.118278 del
>>118275
they are perfect tactically


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.118279 del
>>118275
the last two climbs are massive, hard to judge at the moment


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.118280 del
Urko Dopade takes 50 minutes today


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.118281 del
Källberg still on the front!


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.118282 del
>>118280
Picon Blanco legend, will never forget that pure sulfur


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.118283 del
Pickrell spotted!


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.118284 del
Wout I s2g if you've wrecked 60 break points for me...


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.118285 del
Attaque de Vermeersch. QS in control. Voisard lachee


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.118286 del
Wout wouting hard, is this the revival of full power wout


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.118287 del
>>118286
WC Wout...? terrible timeline


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.118288 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE CADENA


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.118289 del
Vermeesch attaque


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.118290 del
no way he's making it without a big chute


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.118291 del
>>118289
Won't make it despite some fairly big mottopacing


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.118292 del
rip, went way too early


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.118293 del
modern adventures in doping


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.118294 del
Words being exchanged between Wout and Buitrago.
How do you say you motherfucker in Spanish?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.118295 del
BAM


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.118296 del
Why is Merlier the only one who understands you just have to go first


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.118297 del
So easy lmao. Stuyven a bit dirty tbqh, but too strong


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.118298 del
Shame the route is so shit now that riders actually want to do stuff


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.118299 del
>>118296
Kooij is a slipstream baby


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.118300 del
MCDONALD 10th


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.118301 del
Ronald mcdonald top 10, rejoice with me malawibert


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.118302 del
ok now where is the ZLM stream?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.118303 del
Lol Bennett and Moschetti right next to each other. Arkea tactics are BACK


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.118304 del
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Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.118305 del
Källberg 15th!!!


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.118306 del
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Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.118307 del
>>118306
Ganna is such a kwab


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.118308 del
>>118298
Vuelta or LToB?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.118309 del
>>118308
Britain, if they put some medium hilly stages it would be chaos


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.118310 del
>>118306
I doubt that, Ganna didn't lose 2 minutes did he


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.118311 del
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yeah, the KFC just next to the minigolf and playground.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.118312 del
>>118310
it says unofficial and I guess rightfully so.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.118313 del
>>118309
yeah, though I think the climbs remaining have enough rampas that it'll still be pretty good


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.118314 del
Vacek is doped


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.118315 del
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Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.118316 del
So why is Cosnefroy even here


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.118317 del
ZLM stream on omroep zeeland:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XfSAVpt23mg [Embed]


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.118318 del
>>118314
proofs?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.118319 del
>>118317
bedankt


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.118320 del
they speak the Flemish dialect in Zeeland or something in between?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.118321 del
>Fáček


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.118322 del
alto de velefique is a kino name


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.118323 del
>>118320
No. It's is like the dark speech of Mordor or something. Incomprehensible to anyone


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.118324 del
de tschechische vriend heh


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.118325 del
Decathlon blinked first it seems


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.118326 del
>>118316
I'm not sure it's actually him


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.118327 del
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>Westkapelle
it is like 20 years since I been there


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.118328 del
ez for vacek


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.118329 del
Great tactics from van DYK


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.118330 del
Faatchek is indeed doped


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.118331 del
southern España is looking grim; I imagine the drought and heat hasn't helped


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.118332 del
>>118318
It's true


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.118333 del
>>118327
What the fuck were you doing there


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.118334 del
>>118331
always kinda look like that, even in winter it's mostly brown and barren


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.118335 del
>>118333
We were on a trip in the all the Benelux and Westkapelle sounded like a cool place to visit instead of disgusting grim cities like Antwerpen


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.118336 del
I'm feeling a CASTRILLO win


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.118337 del
>>118325
I mean if there is one team you don't want to test their bluff is movistar


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.118338 del
>>118337
this is insane


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.118339 del
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the comeback starts now


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.118340 del
>>118335
And, was it?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.118341 del
>>118339
Yes well....


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.118342 del
team Austria sending Gall, Grossschartner and Konrad to Montreal.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.118343 del
>>118342
That's it?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.118344 del
>>118342
is this a meme post or are they actually choosing Konrad over Mühlberger?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.118345 del
>>118342
Jonas would have won it if he tried lmao. RAinbow fish would have been HILARIOUS


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.118346 del
>>118344
mühlberger has no upcoming races past the vuelta idd


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.118347 del
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>>118343
that's it. the others are juniors and U23 in the list.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.118348 del
was Mas tired of the red jersey duties?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.118349 del
>>118345
come now


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.118350 del
>>118349
We both know it's true, unless SIEXAS really got his +20 w buff


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.118351 del
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>>118340
kinda cool


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.118352 del
omzrel lost +1:41 at the Slovenian ITT NC behind the winner (some ski jumper).


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.118353 del
>>118350
even if you're the strongest you still need to practice 1-day racing, especially for a no-radio race


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.118354 del
>>118345
vingo ain't ever done anything in a 270 km 1 day race and this season he's not even a stronger climber than the rest @altitude @long climbing and montreal has a bunch of short climbs near sea level
ain't no way vingo could EVER do anything here, he's not good at any of this


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.118355 del
not the slovenian I expexted Almeida to pace for this summer


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.118356 del
PARCHEGGIO TOTALE TOBIAS HOLAND JOHANESEN


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.118357 del
>>118352
Please pay attention. I already explained that Jakob is basically the Slovenian Gall.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.118358 del
thank god I did not pick johannesen


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.118359 del
who tf is that omzalel? no I did not PATTT


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.118360 del
>>118350
If he actually tried as hard he could and started training as soon as he could after his accident he could have been a top contendor but I wouldn't have put him as the favorite. Both Remco, Seixas and even Del Dopo have shown better results in one day races.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.118361 del
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the absolute state of VPP


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.118362 del
Remco is going to stomp everyone in the WC. Everything else is pure hopium.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.118363 del
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Bahrain working hard to drop OMRZEL


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.118364 del
>>118362
Grug wins


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.118365 del
>>118363
what is going on


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.118366 del
>>118362
if he wins both ITT and RR WC we may very well see transcended remco next year because his confidence and cockiness will be off the charts


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.118367 del
>>118365
That fraud can ride his own race. No gifts given.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.118368 del
Meh EF better be preparing a Carapaz atack.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.118369 del
>>118368
Thank you


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.118370 del


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.118371 del
>>118368
Spoke too soon Bert


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.118372 del
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ATTAQUE THERMONCULEAIRE RICARDO CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.118373 del
>>118368
you called it


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.118374 del


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.118375 del
love me some Ratapaz attacks


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.118376 del
Why is Leknessund with W*ut and other shitters. Don't tell me they had him work for Johannesshit


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.118377 del
>Carapaz to UAE


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.118378 del
Rogla with no hjalpers left


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.118379 del
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Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.118380 del
>>118377
>Mas to Visma


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.118381 del
>>118380
I remember this rumor went so far plugge had to deny it himself


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.118382 del
Carapaz on a road to nowhere


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.118383 del
>>118381
LOL they probably couldn't even afford Castrillo


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.118384 del
>>118382
isn't that always the way


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.118385 del
Tuckwell bros... why are we not in grupo young talents?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.118386 del
He my boy bisiaux might win


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.118387 del
How doped is Romeo?
He's like 75kg and pulled back 2 minutes on a steep climb by himself.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.118388 del


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.118389 del
Berrade is about to put the pharma in kern pharma


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.118390 del


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.118391 del
>>118387
What about oscar chamberlain whoever that is


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.118392 del
>>118391
I'm surprised that guy is still up there he was looking like death rocking up and down in the saddle like 15 minutes ago


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.118393 del
welp


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.118394 del
>>118387
Too little to save my velodrama.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.118395 del
Berthet-Labous still in group Mas. a top 10 in the GC would generate a lot of important UCI points for FDJ.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.118396 del
>>118395
it's good that the philosopher has a replacement


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.118397 del
is that timegap even correct if they already gained on gay norge?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.118398 del
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Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.118399 del
>>118397
probably not, gap accuracy has been terrible in this vuelta so far


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.118400 del
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I'm looking at a sprint finish


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.118401 del
Bisiaux satelite or stage?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.118402 del
>>118401
at this point (if the gap is real) they should go for the stage
he has the best sprint


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.118403 del
>>118402
Yes but the flattish part could really use a satelite if gall drop the rest


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.118404 del
>>118403
you have to give these riders a chance
gall is leaving anyway


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.118405 del
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if only you knew how elite things really are


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.118406 del
>>118404
Hope so for velodrama purposes


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.118407 del
steep


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.118408 del
>>118387
sapping life forces from Cat FERGUSON


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.118409 del
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Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.118410 del
fireworks


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.118411 del
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sepp kuss barely hanging on


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.118412 del
oh no


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.118413 del
>>118411
le 3 GT man


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.118414 del
Decathlon everywhere


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.118415 del
Buy van rysel


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.118416 del
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sepp kuss laché


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.118417 del
>KUSS in Gr. BERTHET


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.118418 del
that chamberlain dude does not belong there


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.118419 del
(142.77 KB 1047x576 mpv-shot0025.jpg)


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.118420 del
What happened to Richie TELLO anyway? The little lad had such a promise


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.118421 del
pcs man still has gay norge in the break, is he drowning in wine again


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.118422 del
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movistar was great once?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.118423 del
We gaan


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.118424 del
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Gall!


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.118425 del
rogla looks like he's going to win his next vuelta tbh


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.118426 del
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>>118422
galaxybrains


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.118427 del
Landaesque


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.118428 del
the absolute state of carapaz


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.118429 del
attaque banale


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.118430 del
Richie...


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.118431 del
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piss eau waiting for gall?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.118432 del
BISIOO lachee and about to be pulled back to slave


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.118433 del
>>118431
he's kraaking


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.118434 del
Beezoo laché


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.118435 del
FELIX you have to do something!!! fakkin pedal harder


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.118436 del
I'm squaeking hard on Berrade


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.118437 del
>>118436
lame wheelsucker tbh


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.118438 del
BERRADE is headed for extinction at the end of this year


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.118439 del
stop berating berade


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.118440 del
Gall just doesn't have it


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.118441 del
OMRZEL goes solo


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.118442 del
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lenny martinez's dad


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.118443 del
the next Gal Glivar


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.118444 del
>>118442
Proper tan


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.118445 del
>>118442
love his guest appearances


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.118446 del
MAS MAS MAS MAS


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.118447 del
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dame mas gasolina


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.118448 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE MAS NICOLAU


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.118449 del
MAS


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.118450 del
MAS


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.118451 del
he's actually going to WIN the La Vuelta


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.118452 del
looong way to go though


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.118453 del
>>118452
to madrid (granada)


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.118454 del
2025 Simon Yates wins Giro
2026 Enric Mas wins Vuelta
2027 Primoz Roglic wins Tour


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.118456 del
Pierna needs to wait NOW


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.118457 del
>>118455
*years


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.118458 del
this man's shifters are truly sram RED


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.118459 del
>>118456
there he is let's goo
gas mas


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.118460 del
>>118455
QS Mas, wild times


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.118461 del
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movistar tactics actually perfect huh


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.118462 del
GALL screaming for biseaux


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.118463 del
>>118461
the memes are now reality


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.118464 del
Actually tactically perfect for once


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.118465 del
let that burgos shitter is holding on


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.118466 del
waar bisiaux, waar tuckewell?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.118467 del
Probably the worst velogames GT I’ve ever had, but at least based MAS might win


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.118468 del
Dacthlon tactic surprising


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.118469 del
lutsenko about to top 3 a stage out of pure luck


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.118470 del
well at least rogla and gall once again have plenty of hjaelpers kek


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.118471 del
>>118469
Contract year is a hell of a drug.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.118472 del
>>118465
proof that they are going at snail's pace


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.118473 del
moto immediately in front of Mas
BASED


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.118474 del


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.118475 del
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>>118471
He already announced his retirement


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.118476 del
>>118471
he's retiring


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.118477 del
Lidl Trek kwabs of the race. Nice “super team”, they’ve got there


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.118478 del
>>118477
>alienate half the team with mads in the tour
>vuelta team win no purpose
>keep signing GT top 5-10 kwabs so nobody is happy and everyone wants to leave
all money and no vision


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.118479 del
I now believe in Slovenian doping


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.118480 del
>>118477
>>118478
literally bora 2.0


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.118481 del
>>118480
atleast bora seems to have their shit together now, if finn pops off they have one of the 3 most wanted talents


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.118482 del
Mas didn't lose a single second to tuckwell bisiaux


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.118483 del
decently high altitude at this point


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.118484 del
MAS
CERVEZAS POR FAVOR


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.118485 del
>>118484
UNO MAS


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.118486 del
>>118480
Lidl Trek are several levels below Bora at this point


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.118487 del
sulfurus. padun vibes


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.118488 del
attentionpayers cashing in hard on omrzelbucks


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.118489 del
Is omrzel another cyc invention


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.118490 del
>>118489
he has gotten plenty attention in /cyc/ and on race commentary in the last two years


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.118491 del
>>118489
you have to watch the u23 races to keep up


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.118492 del
Mas still can't help looking over his shoulder kek


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.118493 del
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vansevenant went beyond deep for this 5th place


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.118494 del
lucky they had those guys in front tbh
or planned I don't know


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.118495 del
imagine if Pog was here


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.118496 del
>>118495
Pogacar finishes 2 minutes ahead of group slurpage where nobody bothers to attack each other


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.118497 del
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it's over


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.118498 del
BREAKING


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.118499 del
>>118489
Just Watch the upcommers show of bruyneel before the start of each seasons.
He is an awesome scout, litterally all names he quoted the last 4 years became something


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.118500 del
what a nice lad


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.118501 del
Nice interview, kino accent


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.118502 del
lmao this Omrzel interview


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.118503 del
>>118499
good to know


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.118504 del
axelgaard was right about skjelmose


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.118505 del
Kim Andersen talking about Skjelmose potentially winning the stage before the start… what a delusional tool


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.118506 del
>>118489
One of these days surely a great gc rider will arise from this list


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.118507 del
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>>118505
>Kim Andersen


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.118508 del
>>118506
F-Finn will make it!


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.118509 del
>>118507
I really dislike that guy


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.118510 del
>>118507
getting caught for dopage in the 80s and 90s really is the mark of a retard isn't it


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.118511 del
>>118506
pidders winning multiple worldtitles in fraud disciplines isnt too bad


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 15:56 [Preview] No.118512 del
>>118506
widar will win a giro


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.118513 del
>>118506
Even extending to the podium it's pretty dire. There's Aru, and Hindley with GT wins (both pretty fraudulent editions), plus Almeida and Pidcock with podiums. Everyone else is "literal who" to "has a few wins" tier. Am I missing anyone?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.118514 del
why didnt you pick omrzel bert?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.118515 del
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Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.118516 del
>>118515
Tuckwell bros, we are redeemed


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.118517 del
>>118514
Well, yes, I checked the numbers and came up with Tarling and Torres.
Damn gooombling ffs.
Why did they let Omrzel Run anyway?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.118518 del
>>118515
finally a good GT


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.118519 del
>>118514
Almost did, he was like turd with Romele. But Spanish campeon and yung Torres surely we surer picks.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.118520 del
2,02m man is not built for this


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.118521 del
is tomorrow finally a WOUT day?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.118522 del
>>118521
tomorrow is a KUNG day


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.118523 del
VINE DNF


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.118524 del
wielerflitser already calling omrzel a doping slovenian


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.118525 del
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Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.118526 del
>>118523
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

but...
Yes, ELiTE is free and will go!


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.118527 del
>>118514
not really aware of his existence


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.118528 del
>>118524
Kek Pog completely broke them.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.118529 del
>>118523
yes, well, I don't know what I was thinking


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 17:46 [Preview] No.118530 del
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>>118529
sometimes it is just over


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.118531 del


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.118532 del
>>118524
Are they wrong?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.118533 del
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was this always there for skjelmose? I definitely don't remember it when we first discussed his dopaje


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.118534 del
>>118532
he's on Bahrain after all


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.118535 del
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Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 18:04 [Preview] No.118537 del
2 wins for Patje today. Suspicious


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.118538 del
>>118537
my britain team sucks, it's fully sprintermaxxed


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 18:29 [Preview] No.118539 del
>>118538
I was 1950/1990 stage 1
250/1990 stage 2


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 18:32 [Preview] No.118540 del
>>118539
1552 and 18 for me kek


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.118541 del
>italian races start next week
season's almost over


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 18:56 [Preview] No.118542 del
>>118541
means we're ever closer to the only good part of the season (spring)


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 18:56 [Preview] No.118543 del
>>118542
and rape winter


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.118544 del
>>118543
last winter sucked so bad if this one is not better I will GO CRAZY


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.118545 del
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I put my bike rack of me car roof today
Autumn is a coming


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.118546 del
>>118541
send Hirschi to farm these races. Looking forward to good old Emilia and the San Luca rampa.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.118547 del
>>118545
not fast enough


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.118548 del


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:02 [Preview] No.118549 del
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>60 kph gusts tomorrow
excuse me what the fuck


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:02 [Preview] No.118550 del
>>118546
I still can't believe the sulfur he pulled off for that tudor contract
top grifter


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:04 [Preview] No.118551 del
>>118550
He was in the top 3 glowing of 2020 with wout and colbreli


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.118552 del
>>118548
>>118549
this my weekend


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:10 [Preview] No.118553 del
>>118552
kek why must the mountains be so COLD


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.118554 del
>>118553
cold without wind is okay for me
cold with wind is death
cold with wind and rain is...


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.118555 del
>>118552
Waar? I haven't been paying attention


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.118556 del
>>118555
solden


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.118557 del
Zdenek and that Zuidafrican jud are making further steps in scheming.
Buttplugge being all on board should say it all.

---

For the average fan on the couch, a lot could possibly change if this plan actually succeeds. The new group of shareholders wants to organize the cycling calendar in such a way that the absolute top riders look each other in the eye much more often during important races. They aim for more direct matches on television and less invisible preparation for a volcano in Tenerife.

In addition, the sale of broadcasting rights and merchandising must be organized much more professionally. The affiliated teams no longer want to be dependent on external organizers or the coincidental sympathy of a sponsor. They demand a fixed and fair share of the enormous financial pie.
Tension surrounding the union's response

Now that the billionaires' plans are taking more and more concrete forms, the entire cycling world is looking expectantly at the UCI headquarters in Switzerland. The big question is how the international association will respond to this open rebellion from the richest team owners. The association is expected to share its own vision next month, which will undoubtedly cause serious administrative clashes.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.118558 del
>>118552
Skjelmose would shatter into 6 million fragments like an ice sculpture.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.118559 del
>>118548
Now this is fine!


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.118560 del
>>118559
Yeah it's fine. 36 is a bit much for very long rides but the nights are longer so overall it's ma'ageable


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.118561 del
>>118557
More racing and less volcano? Doesn't sound like something Visma would like.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 20:33 [Preview] No.118562 del
>>118557
Glasenberg just bought a stake in Campagnolo. Can you even imagine an Italian bike with Italian groupset in the pro peloton?


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.118563 del
Toasty 40 today in Lisbon. Still like 31 rn

Probably the hottest day of an otherwise mild summer here


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.118564 del
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So there was this gun fight or something yesterday somewhere in the province. Look at what is hanging from that house. It's a plushy of a fucking squeaker... I wonder what that means


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.118565 del
>>118561
I think it is the TV rights they are salivating over.
>>118562
Cazzo di bici non piu!


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.118566 del
>>118564
Secret /cyc/ experimental office, the Squeakworks.


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.118567 del
More from Lanterne Rouge:

- 2026 of Pogacar is over. His collarbone is fractured in 4/5 parts according to the news from Spain.
- Vingegaard is finally healthy and he is training, but nobody knows for what. He doesn't want to ride Worlds.
- Roglic is closer to sign for Tudor that will lose Alaphilippe
- Skjelmose will sign for INEOS


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.118568 del
*Flamme Rouge


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.118569 del
>>118242
>He doesn't want to ride Worlds.
Fuck this guy tbh


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.118570 del
For all the shitting on Movistar's satellites earlier, it worked out pretty well for them. They rode well today


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.118571 del
>>118570
*I* didn't shit on it


Bert 09/03/2026 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.118572 del
>>118571
Yes you did. I saw you


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.118573 del
>>118567
>nobody knows for what
Guangxi ofc


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.118574 del
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Who does it better


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.118575 del
Paul about to be youngest WC ever btw


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.118576 del
>>118575
Remkings will feast


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.118577 del
see you in tree days, should I survive


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.118578 del
>>118577
Good luck, have fun, don't die


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.118579 del
Meanwhile in the sauerkrautrundfahrt


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.118580 del
>>118579
we see this too often in these small races. You not only need talent and training to make it to the top, you also need the luck of not becoming a cripple while riding these shit races


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.118581 del
>>118579
classic


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.118582 del
>>118576
I think grug will win
>>118580
For a kid the XC/CX -> WT is the safest pipeline


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.118583 del
>>118582
Grug is washed


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.118584 del
grug got ompoop'd


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.118585 del
>lutsenko DNS
Popped in the night raid


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.118586 del
>the virgin tester
>the Chad FEELER


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.118587 del


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.118589 del
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Nicolas BREUILLARD to ASTANA


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.118590 del
>>118585
Surely that's also the end of Omrzel then


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.118591 del
>>118590
They can take away the win but the velopoints scored are eternal


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.118592 del
>>118587
Based cap saying it like it is


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.118593 del
>>118589
Decent rider to fill your team with


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.118594 del
>>118593
My veloteam?


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.118595 del
>>118594
No you don't pick good riders


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.118596 del
>>118595
Like Askey?? Hehehe

I shouldn't say this shit because he is sure to DNF now


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.118597 del
>>118596
He just crashed


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.118598 del
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>>118597
No he didn't


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.118599 del
Voisard DNF


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.118600 del
I just saw a Picnic Postnl team car, some shitty Volvo. Probably supposed to be in ZLM Tour but they don't give a fuck anymore either


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.118602 del
>The Belgian cycling federation is working creatively; it rents three ski chalets in Bromont, about eighty kilometers outside Montreal, for a week and a half. A local chef will cook for the riders for ten days. A soigneur, an osteopath, and three other staff members loaned from the WorldTeams will also support them during this period.
Belgians swimming in money eh?


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.118603 del
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if I knew that each intermediate sprint would give so much velopoints, yeah I should have picked washed wout.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.118604 del
>>118602
>Loaning staff members
The poverty


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.118605 del
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from the remcollection


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.118606 del
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part 2


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.118607 del
>>118605
>that fucking breakfast
Lmao, we got this SEIXAS bros


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.118608 del
>>118605
I DEMAND tight young brown bunda


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.118609 del
>>118607
Just the bagel for poor memco


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.118610 del
>>118607
Veganbert's dream, just bread and fruit and sugar. Just leave out the pastry and it's an excellent breakfast for a cyclist


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.118611 del
>>118605
he's gonna win by minutes


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.118612 del
Sneaky biseaux and crisrod in the break today
Chop chop Movistar slaves


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.118613 del
>>118610
>>118609
There is like 2000kcal of brioche on this pic, I don't think oumi ate all of it


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.118614 del
Skjelmose about to ruin a 40 man breakaway


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.118615 del
Abandon muhlburgor


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.118616 del
>>118613
It takes a lot of brioche to maintain that level of bunda


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.118617 del


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.118618 del
>>118615
Another silent ban?


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.118619 del
So Berthet is 10th. Literally anyone can get top 10 in a GC now


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.118620 del
And he is in the breakaway lel. FDJ is BACK


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.118621 del
>>118619
In the vuelta? Yes


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.118622 del
Reminder that madouas is a top 10 GC TDF finisher


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.118623 del
>>118622
as is JEGAT


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.118624 del
>>118623
Jegat did it twice. He's a top 10 merchant at this point


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.118625 del
Can skeljy save my velodrama?


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.118626 del
>>118625
They're already trying to get rid of him


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.118627 del
>>118625
the guy should have shipped 20 minutes yesterday


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.118628 del
>>118626
So berthet is allowed but not him? I want my velcoins back


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.118629 del
>>114943
Costly mistake, you guys could have helped me


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.118630 del
Alpecin with 4 riders left


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.118631 del


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.118633 del


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.118821 del
Ok


Bert 09/06/2026 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.119171 del
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