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/cyc/ - general Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No. 120595
Madrid (Granada) edition

>Current and upcoming road races
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
10.09 - 13.09 Faun Tour Femmes 2.1 WE
12.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
12.09 - 16.09 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.1
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
13.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
13.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
13.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.Pro WE
13.09 Women’s Cycling Grand Prix Region Stuttgart 1.Pro WE
15.09 - 18.09 Il Giro d'Abruzzo 2.1
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
16.09 - 20.09 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.1
16.09 - 20.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
16.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie Dames 1.1 WE
17.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE
18.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1
18.09 - 20.09 Tour of Huangshan 2.1 ME
19.09 Flandrien 0.0 Classic 1.Pro
19.09 Gran Premio del Lazio 1.1
20.09 Gooikse pijl p/b Lotto 1.1
20.09 Grand Prix d'Isbergues - Pas de Calais 1.1
20.09 Giro di Campania 1.1
20.09 - 27.09 World Championships WC
22.09 - 27.09 CRO Race 2.Pro
23.09 Lotto Omloop van het Houtland 1.1
27.09 Paris-Chauny 1.1
27.09 - 04.10 Petronas Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro
02.10 - 07.10 European Continental Championships
03.10 Cholet Agglo Tour 1.1
03.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro
03.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro
03.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
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>Previous Thread:
>>119573


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.120655 del
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Tibo NYS - who is apparently running this very La Vuelta ciclista - doesn't wanna go fulgas today lest he injures himself before the WC


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.120656 del
>>120647
everybody does


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.120657 del
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Starting SUMO in a minute!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.120658 del
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Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.120659 del
>>120657
oh SNAP lots of content today


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.120661 del
ah I made a thread because I didn't see this one, you can delete it suissebert


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.120662 del
>>120661
deleted it myself, seems that worked


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.120663 del
please don't catch the break before the halfway point...


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.120664 del
Hope a GC rider has a flat on the 3rd lap and loses positions because he can't make up time on the last lap. Might make them think twice next time.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.120665 del
holy narrow street


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.120666 del
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Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.120667 del
So this is the great vuelta you guys have been talked to me about?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.120668 del
del toro dropped apparently


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.120669 del
>>120595
Montreal edition


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.120670 del
>>120669
are on on site


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.120671 del
mas is neutralizing the stage with his bullshit


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.120672 del
red mobistar kits are unsettling


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.120673 del
Noooo you were supposed to slurp this last one


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.120674 del
>>120663
lmao this is tight but I think they made it


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.120675 del
tronšon goes


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.120676 del
so what is fdj thinking, there's still 2 laps to go


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.120677 del
>>120676
satellite riders for Carapaz


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.120678 del
A shame VPP can't put on weight, with 10 more kgs he'd be top top puncher


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.120679 del
>>120674
If we go by PCS official ruling I get my 40 points or whatever


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.120680 del
why is uno-x getting motorpaced?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.120681 del
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>ROMELE


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.120682 del
boring ass stage for now
trying to hard to be montmartre
that one madrid circuit with memco and ganna was more kino


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.120683 del
spanish RAI shitting the bed


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.120684 del
They were so keen on motorpacing wout and not the front group they don't have a moto filming the race lmao


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.120685 del
Jorgenshit DNF


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.120686 del
>>120645
this nearly blew out my speakers


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.120687 del
>>120685
He's still there


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.120688 del
>>120685
lol, lmao even


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.120689 del
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Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.120690 del
lol there's gc noobs hiding in the front group, what a stupid rule to neutralize it halfway through


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.120691 del
Attack ayuso


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.120692 del
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>>120689
I'd be fully torqued, too


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.120693 del
Pinarello laché


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.120694 del
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>>120693


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.120695 del
>>120690
nothing significant I don't think


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.120696 del
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Enric MAS NICOLAU is your La Vuelta ciclista a Espana 2026 winner


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.120697 del
last dance of balboa at 150rpm


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.120698 del
Ebike too obvious


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.120699 del
obvious motor


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.120700 del
BILBAO swamp song


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.120701 del
>2/4 break riders in Mont Real
Not bad

>Wout lachee
Kwab


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.120702 del
W*ut KWAB


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.120703 del
>wout


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.120704 del
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the script is in


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.120705 del
rather balboa than an shitneos rider


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.120706 del
Kek they went full script after that pogi crash


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.120707 del
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how do you say motodoping in basque?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.120708 del
Please tell me it's not romele


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.120709 del
It is.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.120710 del
Bilbao </3


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.120711 del
>showing movistar after they stopped riding
for what purpose


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.120712 del
>>120711
kinda fun


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.120713 del
gay norge will be second again kek


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.120714 del
>>120687
>Correction: Contrary to popular belief, Jorgenson has not abandoned the race and is still alive.
Some people pay PCS Bro for inaccurate shit like this.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.120715 del
Prepare for G2 syndrome brutale


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.120716 del
>Brennan and Trochon still there
Come on Trochon


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.120717 del
>>120715
They're all ready lmao


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.120718 del
Brennan could be a great classics rider


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.120719 del
>they allowed Matje BRENNEN back
frauds


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.120720 del
>>120718
he needs more long distance races to get used to it


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.120721 del
Go on tronchon my son


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.120722 del
romele is so doped


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.120723 del
what is WIDAR doing in that group


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.120724 del
>>120723
Lot of flyweights there actually. Weird mix.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.120725 del
>>120723
he's not a GC rider


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.120726 del
>>120725
what does he even identify as


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.120727 del
>>120718
hardly any of his wins have been against real competition, it's always him being the only sprinter who can climb that showed up to a hilly race


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.120728 del
Tobias Holland goes for another humiliation


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.120729 del
HE DID IT
THE SON OF A BITCH DID IT


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.120730 del
Played with the DQ for a bit


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.120731 del
lol nearly happened again


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.120732 del
>>120728
WRONG


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.120733 del
>>120728
and yet


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.120734 del
FUCK


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.120735 del
huge win for homosexuals worldwide


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.120736 del
Brennan got sagan'd so hard lmao


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.120737 del
GAY PRIDE WORLDWIDE


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.120738 del
lame and gay


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.120739 del
yayyy :)


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.120740 del
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>>120733
>>120732
he still might get relegated
>>120730


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.120741 del
all the guys from yesterday good today, crazy


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.120742 del
ah yes jaybeen on the Montreal thats great thats cool


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.120743 del
>>120730
if they dq him for that we can just stop cycling


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.120744 del
bling lache


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.120745 del
alright next race, someone warn me when mas is on the podium


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.120746 del
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>jose been


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.120747 del
Ayuso would have won the Vuelta


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.120748 del
happy Primoz


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.120749 del
>>120747
yeah uh why isn't here there again? dude earns 10 million


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.120750 del
At the back of the peloton riders are doping.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.120751 del
>Baudin, Quinn (Sean), and August
>All burning pointless matches and providing no velopoints
GOD DAMMIT


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.120752 del
>>120744
ah crap

I forgot to hit submit on my team changes


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.120753 del
>>120752
me too but I wouldn't know what to change anyways


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.120754 del
>>120751
I don't think that's baudin


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.120755 del
>>120753
well I'd have swapped MM out for sure


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.120756 del
damn like half the startlist DNF'd already
will be another WC with like 20 finishers


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:50 [Preview] No.120757 del
>>120756
Circuit races always like this


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.120758 del
hermans gone
voisard gone
jesus what a list


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.120759 del
>>120758
gualdi too


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.120760 del
ayuso skipping turns with an absolute jober


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.120761 del
>>120760
12th in WC TT last year, not terrible


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.120762 del
who's canadian champ?
nice jersey on him


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.120763 del
Matthews not a quitter (for some reason)


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.120764 del
>>120762
Canadian team but Woods is probably the one still there


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.120765 del
>costiou dnf
Should have known not to pick fdj shitters


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.120766 del
costiou on cam just for bertrand


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.120767 del
fucking hell shut up jose bean


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:05 [Preview] No.120768 del
>>120767
actually had to mute I can't take it


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.120769 del
>>120763
basically training for the roadrace, might as well get some KMs in


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.120770 del
del toro also at the back again, what's his issue?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.120771 del
tandem


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.120772 del
>>120770
Isn't he always like this?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.120773 del
>>120772
yeah but why, in a circuit it's stupid riding at the back
his team is strong enough to secure him a spot behind red bull


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.120774 del
maybe del dopo just doesn't get it, maybe he doesn't understand how circuit races work


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.120775 del
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I mean he is quite stupid let's not forget that


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.120776 del
I think he just doesn't like to fight


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.120777 del
>Announcers shit talking America
DEATH TO JOSE BEAN
BEHEAD ALL WHO OPPOSE THE USA


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.120778 del
they are now saying kaden groves could win...


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.120779 del
>>120775
he did ok in Kigali, but that was hard enough to really stretch things out


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.120780 del
>>120779
but there he had pog for orientation now he does not so he's confused and alone


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.120781 del
everyone attacking in the feed zones like assholes lol


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.120782 del
>>120780
haha


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.120783 del
>>120781
a mate told me that in gravel they specifically wait for feed zones to attack as hard as possible


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.120784 del
>>120783
that somehow doesn't surprise me, they also cut the course all the time and probably haven hidden hjaelpers in the woods


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.120785 del
Ben O'Healy raiding


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.120786 del
>>120784
Nothing revulse me more than gr*vel racer


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:22 [Preview] No.120787 del
good group, wouldn't give them a minute


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.120788 del
>>120787
If it's only EF pulling it's fine


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.120789 del
>>120788
yeah and red bull for some reason closing the gap on their own guy taktik


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.120790 del
>>120789
They're blocking now


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.120791 del
>>120789
Yeah, why not make Decathlon pull here


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.120792 del
yes well
Cattaneo with a nice saddle


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.120793 del
specialized chuds in the mud


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.120794 del
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yes well
what I actually wanted to post first


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.120795 del
fucks sake I unmute and she's sniffing


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.120796 del
>>120794
equipetv again


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.120797 del
charmpig at it again


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.120798 del
hey I accidentally picked Yates and he does things


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.120799 del
>>120797
this is EXCELLENT news for me


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.120800 del
>>120795
not even sniffing, she's straight up out of breath from being so fat


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.120801 del
>>120796
doesn't start until 21:10, male volleyball is more important to them.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.120802 del
I forgot that benny hill existed. what a disappointing season for him.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.120803 del
CHUTE


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.120804 del
chute


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.120805 del
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>Remco Evenepoel on his new celebration: "Oumi thought it was time that I had something of my own. We had a month to think about it together."
pussy-wipped


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.120806 del
lemon
72
sean quinn
brap alfonso
lidl rider


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.120807 del
Why is arensman here if he's not doing WC? Does he hate grug or something?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.120808 del
>>120807
he is not allowed to do the WC from his team apparently


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.120809 del
>>120806
>Braz
FUCK and he was actually doing well


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.120810 del
>>120805
So pathetic lmao


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.120811 del
WE DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT AGAIN


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.120812 del
>>120805
all of the gc gods are
>pog
>remco
>vingo
bet seixas and dopo will be too given enough time


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.120813 del
well there go 2 of my guys


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.120814 del
lemon back on the bike
also ayuso laché


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.120815 del
ho ho ho, classic benny hill


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.120816 del
Benoit HILL


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.120817 del
Decathlon demanding someone else work now that only two going forward


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.120818 del
>>120817
feel like a lot of guys are hiding their power level for the WC


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.120819 del
oh no no no chessmen, we were too cocky


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.120820 del
DNF Lemon
DNF Zambanini


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.120821 del
The fuck is pidcock doing


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.120822 del
attack so strong the entire peloton can follow


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.120823 del
>>120822
just got rid of the helper


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.120824 del
Gee looking broken


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.120825 del
DNF Gee-West


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.120826 del
that's clearly jorgenson you British muppet


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.120827 del
slippery roads, should cancel this stage according to vuelta babies


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.120828 del
Can't listen to her, shall be lagged but in kurwaspeak.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.120829 del
PCS predicted that Jorgen Sohn will DNF a long time ago.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.120830 del
>narvaez to L39ION confirmed


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.120831 del
Will Remco attack Van Gils if the break isn't brought back?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.120832 del
>95 DNFs already


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.120833 del
>>120831
I don't think so, he's the best puncheur there and making him happy is probably a career of servitude


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.120834 del
Damn the boomer is just dickriding paul seixas. This is going to be my life for 10 years


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.120835 del
>silva useless in the easy race
>good in this one
weird


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.120836 del
40 seconds is a lot of time


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.120837 del
Pierre-Andre who?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.120838 del
>>120836
Ya, this is a very strong break


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.120839 del
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Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.120840 del
Liddl trek really fucked up this one


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.120841 del
>>120835
>would have been better off not adjoosting and just keeping him and isac in


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.120842 del
live view of an FDJ rider giving up and cashing his paycheck


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.120843 del
>>120840
funny how often we can use this phrase


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.120844 del
kek they modeled this small climb in mywhoosh and I kinda recognize it


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.120845 del
ynr michael woods


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.120846 del
>>120843
After movistar masterclass this vuelta they are officially the peloton worste tactical team


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.120847 del
>>120839
he deserves it


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.120848 del
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>>120841


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.120849 del
>>120845
the ski mountaineer?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.120850 del
if seixas and pidcock don't attack next climb than the break wins


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.120851 del
>>120812
Seixas gf is some XC skiing qt.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.120852 del
>>120850
I find it hard to believe that remco really leaves this to van gils


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.120853 del
>>120850
Liddl is sending it


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.120854 del
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I also wasn't aware that van gils is berting


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.120855 del
>>120852
why not, he did say he would rather hide in this race a little if possible to not show true form


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.120856 del
Just got home, how the fuck die johannesen win


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.120857 del
HAHAHAHAHAHA REMCO SEETHING


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.120858 del
remco SEEEETHE


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.120859 del
lmao


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.120860 del
remco remcoing


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.120861 del
dick move by skujins though


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.120862 del
SEETHE


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.120863 del
hilly diesel is quite something


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.120864 del
>>120855
him seething like this deosn't really feel like he wants to hide


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.120865 del
impressed by how fast he can snap into pure seethe mode tbh


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.120866 del
let's go brandon


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.120867 del
>>120861
a bit, but there was still room for Remco there if he had tried rather than seething


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.120868 del
waar remco?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.120869 del
UAE intervention


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.120870 del
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Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.120871 del
BEN BEN BEN


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.120872 del
Legit question, what's remco IQ?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.120873 del
>>120868
looking for skujins


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.120874 del
>>120872
94


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.120875 del
If I see anyone other than UAE on the front now I will seethe remco-style


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.120876 del
S E E T H E
E
E
T
H
E


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.120877 del
damn that one redhead had a fat ass


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.120878 del
kek the interview will be so spicy
>I felt good but some lidl asshole decided to intentionally block me


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.120879 del
I'm reading a book with the stream. on mute and missed Remco seethe...


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.120880 del
top kek pure seethe attack now


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.120881 del
On y va, a little late.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.120882 del
we gaan


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.120883 del
fucking hell ben hilly is riding away, what an absolute beast


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.120884 del
>>120883
With a little help from the moto


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.120885 del
>>120884
oh yeah that moto is close lol


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.120886 del
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>>120870
lekker, feels good to be on top in la vuelta again


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.120887 del
>>120884
5m top


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.120889 del
>>120886
Congratz Bertman, starting scraping as we speak.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.120890 del
>>120883
But also the situation in the chase is insane. I blame del Toro


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.120891 del
damn that's some remco vo2max interval


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.120892 del
>>120890
Crazy that they're not putting remco to sleep.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.120893 del
What's the point of the British Petroleum logo being shown all the time?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.120894 del
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>>120888
>mkv
Sorry about that.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.120895 del
when do we start to believe


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.120896 del
>>120890
eulalio working in a group with 3 UAE's is wild


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.120897 del
slurpage G2, they are waiting for memco or what?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.120898 del
>>120892
they're too focused on slurping to not catch HILLY


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.120899 del
well congratulations G2, remco joined you


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.120900 del
nice motorpacing kek


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.120901 del
>>120899
BAUDIN wins


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.120902 del
>>120894
>night at me Nan's
>Thames intro
>Benny Hill with dubbing
Very comfy nostalgia, especially since I live in this flat now.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.120903 del
>>120901
surprised he didn't get wurgslanged


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.120904 del
that beaver is going NUTS


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.120905 del
g2 slurping, peloton looming


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.120906 del
No slurping seixas


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.120907 del
he ain't gonna make it but that's alright it's about the message


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.120908 del
dude there's a moto 2 meters in front of g2 too
fuck off with this shit


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.120909 del
slurp slurp


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.120910 del
>>120908
nah


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.120911 del
SEXASS furiously weak


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.120912 del
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>>120908
Dude he can touch the moto


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.120913 del
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>>120910
he did the leadout


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.120914 del
>>120911
he's gonna be the WVA to Del Toro's MVDP


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.120915 del
>>120911
Akhem.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.120916 del
phuuooaahh


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.120917 del
SEXASS THERMONUCLEAIRE


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.120918 del
>>120911
damn are you ever correct


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.120919 del
is he weak or thermonuclear


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.120920 del
phwoar


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.120921 del
remco gave up or something


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.120922 del
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INCROYABLE


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.120923 del
>>120921
matches etc.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.120924 del
del toro pas normal


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.120925 del
>>120918
>caught by MCNULTY
I am correct


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.120926 del
>>120921
baudin staying loyal to his wheel


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.120927 del
reee stop showing ads on l'equipe and show sexyass already


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.120928 del
>>120921
if not for Skujiņš he would've made it


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.120929 del
It's DEL TORO of course, I don't know why I am listening to Jose Beam


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.120930 del
>>120925
damn dude you're no better than jose been


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.120931 del
Remco lost his punch or what?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.120932 del
>>120931
blew his wad closing the gap while the others were playing around


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.120933 del
Ok now we can stop complaining about motordoping


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.120934 del
>>120929
>>120925
kek honestly is jbean ever correct, I immediately assume she's wrong whenever a riders name is called


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.120935 del
no way that remco wins the worlds


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.120936 del
sluuuuuuuuuuuurp


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.120937 del
Okay let's try if it works

EVENEPOEL FURIOUSLY WEAK


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.120938 del
>>120932
I'm not sure, he seethed too easy his legs were probably not good to start with


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.120939 del
>>120935
I hope not, but I don't want Del Toro or Seixas either


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.120940 del
>33km to go on la chaine l'équipe
fuck you France for not showing it live and fuck you Jose Bean.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.120941 del
atleast the WC will be open, I think anyone from these both groups could win with a well timed attack


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.120942 del
remco WC odds tanking hard
del toro odds recovering hard
seixas new favorite


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.120943 del
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>>120937


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.120944 del
van eetfeel should be the leader for team Belgium


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.120945 del
>>120944
he's not even going, needs to farm uci points in slovakia or something


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.120946 del
>>120941
+grug, mas, ROGLIC


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.120947 del
>>120946
do you really see grug still with these guys? I'm off the grug train again
wout too


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.120948 del
Seixas attacks like a wild beast


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.120949 del
del dopo is kwaking seixas big time here, that's a hard attack and dopo is barely even breathing


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.120950 del
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This guy is doped beyond any comprehension


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.120951 del
BETTIOL
E
T
T
I
O
L


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.120952 del
>>120947
we'll see him in Luxembourg


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.120953 del
>>120947
In top shape yeah, who knows what happened to him during his MTB training


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.120954 del
luv healy, me


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.120955 del
>>120945
um, he's in Montreal right now at this very moment. all the needs to do is to bully somone (w)out the team.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.120956 del
team america on the pursuit after a Mexican on the loose


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.120957 del
>>120952
winning against jobbers there won't mean anything for this
why isn't he here anyway


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.120958 del
seixas caught sleeping lmao


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.120959 del
CAUGHT LOOKING


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.120960 del
holy inattentiveness batman


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.120961 del
mogged


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.120962 del
squeaking at mexico
what a weak sprint seixas has


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.120963 del
Rarely you see someone caught sleeping so hard.


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Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.120965 del
thanks for the velopoints remco


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.120966 del
caught sleeping lmao


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.120967 del
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easy for mexico


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.120968 del
please, please pay attention to the sprint


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.120969 del
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I don't think I am ready for a beaner dopeur in rainbow.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.120970 del
he did go really early but seixas my man...


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.120971 del
why the fuck are you leading burrito out, just completely stop pedaling at 800m to go


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.120972 del
Del Toro and Seixas will be so much better than Pogi and Jonas


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.120973 del
>>120969
question is will his UAE teammates help him position because he has NOBODY


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.120974 del
>>120973
he just has to wait and look at belgium vs france deathmatch


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.120975 del
>>120969
Remco will save the day because distance


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.120976 del
>>120957
has he ever done these? they should suit him


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.120977 del
>>120976
no he's usually ended his season already because he's depressed from his failure at MTB


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.120978 del
>>120957
too many altitude meters he's said, I don't think grug can win this vs the climbers


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.120979 del
two GT podiums from GALL this year


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.120980 del
seixas is winning lombardia for sure


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.120981 del
>>120653
I didn't see so I answer a bit late.
Partly a pogiboy partly I always reached GC fatigué after the tour, so I wasn't watching much before the chute either


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.120982 del
>>120980
He better hopes those Vuelta boys aren't dead because he has no other teammates


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.120983 del
if i didnt switch out mcnulty for yates i mightve won this one overall


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.120984 del
>>120981
I thought the GT battle was good but the problem was they never had the incentive to fight for the stage because the teams are so weak they kept letting 60 riders get away.

There needed to be more stages like that one Mas won.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.120985 del
>>120984
my proposal? Every team can use a one off power up of a team full of kenyan pacers like in marathons to reel in the break.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.120986 del
>>120985
Other proposal: blue shells


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.120987 del
what did I miss, did Remco do some solid seething?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.120988 del
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>>120986
already in the game


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.120989 del
>>120985
Movistar used this in the time trial


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.120991 del
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GC. >>120990


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.120992 del
>>120987
Probably his best seehte of the year


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.120993 del
>>120987
yea he got blocked when the winning move came


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.120994 del
has there been a remco reaction?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.120995 del
>>120994
yes he said he didn't feel good all race


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.120996 del
>>120995
remarkably calm too, also says the WC is longer so should be better for him


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.120997 del
>>120996
Looks a bit less explosive this year but better on longer efforts


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.120998 del
>Del Toro will have a L39ION rider as a teammate at the Worlds
He needs to be Sagan if he's gonna win, he'll be alone after one lap


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.120999 del
>>120998
surely each and everyone of these tools will be doped to the gills
meaning they might just last 2 or 3 laps lmao


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.121000 del
>>120999
Cadena might be able to follow for a while, I guess


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.121001 del
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Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.121002 del
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We be seeing each other to the bitter end, you two assholes.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.121003 del
>>121002
I don't remember there being 3 towers


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.121004 del
>>121001
your AI model is fraudulent again, showing me at 800p when I'll get like 1400+


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.121005 del
>>121001
My team was shit, why am I so up?
I guess nobody believe in DEL DOPO


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.121007 del
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GC. >>121006


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.121008 del
baldoped


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 00:24 [Preview] No.121009 del
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shame that the YT channel is essentially gone so the only legacy of those great thumbnails is my screenshots


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.121010 del
>>121002
Heh I thought my bad Vuelta team would terrorize my overall chances but luckily everyone had a bad team


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.121011 del
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15 years ago today I had left my Merida CX bike outside for a night, in the morning the wheels, handlebars, saddle, gruppo etc. had been stolen. Insurance paid around 80% of the complete bike's full price iirc.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.121012 del
>To be honest, I didn't feel particularly good all day,” he says. “I think I was a bit too fresh. Maybe I haven't done enough in the last few days.” Yet he stepped up when the race was broken open in the final. “I thought it might not be the day I could make the difference. But in the end, I was pretty strong. I'm happy with that
>“I think there is still room for improvement. At least, I hope so. Maybe I’m wrong,” he laughs. “But I already rode a good race on Sunday and hope to improve even further heading into the championships. In any case, my form is very good at the moment.”
Doesn't sound good for grug & co tbh


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.121013 del
>>121011
Oh wow, that must have been a pleasant surprise.
At least you were insured, I am not thinking about it yet, but since a few months I am always locking up my bike when I leave it in front of a market - for years I didn't bother because for years a post about a stolen bike was a rarity, there has been a visible uptick in these since a year or two.

Been at a local village fest yesterday, started parking and locking up my bike, but I am seeing any of the 20 bikes is not even slightly secured, most just laying around, some of them nice.
Civilization hasn't arrived there yet in their little shire, lucky bastards.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.121014 del
>>121011
When I went to college I had a cheap MTB to leave at the train station and they just ripped my wheels once. I was gutted


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.121015 del
>>121011
but hey, they left you your pedals.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.121016 del
Salby keeps getting humbled by Astana.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.121018 del
>>121016
Utterly washed.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.121019 del
hmmm, Bart Buijk in the startlist of Tour de Slovaquie


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.121020 del
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omloop fever
save the date


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.121021 del
>>121016
I miss taihu lake legend mareczko


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.121022 del
>>121013
Yeah home insurance is wonderful here, covers all bike thefts. But then there's no insurance company in Finland that will cover bikes damaged in a race or training, which is odd.
Here bike theft has been really common for 20 years even though otherwise everything's as safe as it gets.
>>121014
Yeah you feel awful at that point, like there's not even real value there, but you just want to use your bike
>>121015
Heh, they probably scoffed at the cheap flat pedals


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.121023 del
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My bike is not insured but I am not leaving it anywhere


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.121024 del
>>121023
who would insure a cursed bike that constantly needs to be maintained?


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.121025 del
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>>121024
not me that's for sure


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.121026 del
>>121011
interesting how this implies that the thief had all sorts of tools with him, even something to cut cables with. Which apparently was not a bolt cutter else he'd have cut the lock right


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.121027 del
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>>121026
let me guess - you need more


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.121028 del
>>121027
but he must've had multiple different sizes and the chain's gone too
possibly a couple different hex and metal shears strong enough to get through chain and cable but too weak for a lock. What kind of thief runs around with an arsenal of hex keys and shears but no bolt cutter s m h


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.121029 del
>>121028
was probably his neighbour


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.121030 del
>>121028
Has Moldovabert been around lately?


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.121031 del
blanka kwab to lidl. didn't I report that a long time ago? I forgot.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.121032 del
>>121031
is fem lidl as bad as men lidl? I think they are better no


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.121033 del
>>121032
They love losing to wiebes


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.121034 del
>>121033
looked them up and they mostly suck, kwabs


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.121035 del
(5.80 MB 1080x1920 remseethe.mp4)


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.121036 del
>>121035
I hate manlets like you wouldn't believe


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.121037 del
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will most likely go for a r*n tonight


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.121038 del
>>121035
Based seetheking


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.121039 del
>>121035
heh


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.121040 del
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Oh no no canyonchuds


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.121041 del
>>121035
Nothing even happened? What a fucking retard


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.121042 del
>>121040
pinarellobros vindicated (objectively not good frames 2bh)


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.121043 del
>>121040
now do monuments


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.121044 del
>>121040
25% of 2026 grand tours were won on a Canyon thoughbeit


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.121045 del
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What did they mean by that?


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.121046 del
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Campeon del Mundo /bet/

>Evenepoel 3.5 (was 2.75)
>Toro 4 (was 8)
>Seixas 4.5 (was 8)
>Poel 7.5 (was 8)
>Pidcvck 12 (was 9)
>Aert 12 (was 7)
>Ciccone 26 (was 51)
>Healy 34 (was 51)
>Ayuso 101 (was 51)


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.121047 del
>>121044
? Guerin rides a factor


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.121048 del
>>121044
>0.5 out of 1.5 grand tours won (giro and volta = 0.0% grand tours)
alright I see


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.121049 del
>>121047
yes?


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.121050 del
>>121047
Which brings an interesting point since IIRC they use Canyons for ITT


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.121051 del
>>121046
the distance boosts fromthepool's chances a lot, look how he did in zurich


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.121052 del
>>121051
He was never in contention for the win in Zurich though, just like LBL


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.121053 del
>>121052
Neither was remco


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.121054 del
That being said I don't believe in grug either after watching yesterday


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.121055 del
>>121053
Yes? I didn't say he was, nobody was.
I'm just saying that they will never ride with him to the line without making him burn his matches. And they will attack him constantly unless there's a common enemy up front


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.121056 del
>>121055
I think zurich without pog there is a decent chance grug wins, not montreal. Also lmao at wout thinking he's going to win there


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.121057 del
looking at the cloimb on strava it's a three and a half minute effort which in itself would be grug territory but not with this many reps, he ain't got that in him. Lets face it he's done and should not be named again anywhere


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.121058 del
>>121056
You don't know that, they only worked together because it was their only chance. The race changes immediately with nobody up front.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.121059 del
>>121058
>You don't know that
Which is why I said "I think". Honestly he looked good that day, regardless of how tactics could have played out


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.121060 del
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Christian BLUMMENFART would have won this very La Vuelta ciclista


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 13:17 [Preview] No.121061 del
>>121060
Such a gigantic kwab in retrospect.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.121062 del
>>121060
I would've beat him 2bh


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.121063 del
>jegat replaces barré
Does voeckler hate cosnefroy?


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.121064 del
>>121026
Yeah I wondered about that as well. Perhaps the ABUS lock was so good he couldn't get it to break (not likely as you can cut almost any lock with a bolt cutter).


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.121065 del
Arnold DE LIE back in action at the prestigious Flandrien 0.0 Cyclassic


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.121066 del
>>121065
I don't expect him to ride another race for lotto


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.121067 del
>>121063
>Jordan Jegat a été appelé par Thomas Voeckler pour suppléer Louis Barré, victime d'une chute et d'une fracture du poignet


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.121068 del
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I just rewatched the finale of the Grand Prix of Canada.
And it was really MCNULTY who was first chasing SEIXAS during his final attaque. Only when MCNULTY parcheggio totale did DEL TORO ride and covered the 200 meters gap in like 15 seconds. Total paranormal stuff.
We all owe our landwhale Jose Beam an apology.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.121069 del
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did a "we have omloop at home" ride. Garmin surely helps making this look very steep. maybe I should try one of your vibecoded rampa scripts.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.121070 del
>>121068
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those riders. I knew it was Mcnulty. Two after Del Toro. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at Eurosport to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That attack! Are you telling me that a man just happens to close a gap like that? No! He orchestrated it!


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.121071 del
Finally pigged for some AI loicense, ate a whole 5hr limit on Astra GPT to see how it puts together velodatabase.
But at least it is on testing part, a bit unnecessary but wont hurt.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.121072 del
>>121071
the evolution from tismberts excelsheets filled out manually, to automated database containing a 6th column to AI. velogoomblin is more relaxing now that it's automated by AI, but where's the soul believing in jobbers and frauds having a good day?


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.121073 del
>>121050
Specialized actually, left over from before they switched to Factor as bikes


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 16:18 [Preview] No.121074 del
Sumo in 12 minutes!


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.121075 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.121076 del
>The road season isn't over yet for Florian Vermeersch, but the Belgian is already focusing on the upcoming Gravel World Championships. The UAE Emirates XRG rider hopes to defend his title next month (October 11) and is willing to go to great lengths to do so; he has to cover the cost of the long trip to Australia himself.

lol, our country can't even afford a plane ticket anymore bros, it's over


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.121077 del
>Progress is finally being made, as the PCC has approved the principle allowing organizers of national stage races to introduce an “extra distinctive jersey for the best rider from the host country,” according to a press release.

>In practical terms, this means that the organizers of an event like the Tour of Luxembourg could soon introduce a leader's jersey for the best Luxembourgish competitor. The specific conditions for introducing this jersey have yet to be determined; this will happen at a later date.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.121078 del
>first run in 3 months
>2 hours run
>longest run since 2021
hm, not smart


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.121079 del
>>121078
oh boy here comes the DOMS posts


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.121080 del
>>121078
nigga your legs be dead for 7 days straight what were you thinking!


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 17:28 [Preview] No.121081 del
>>121078
I ran three times this summer my feet still hurts


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 17:30 [Preview] No.121082 del
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>>121081
I have 50 runs this year, it all started as a friend daring me to beat him in a 10 mile race


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.121083 del
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>>121079
have to drive the engagement up somehow


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.121084 del
>>121082
surprising thing is my cycling is also better


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.121085 del
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Yeah


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.121086 del
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Volta velodrama legend Ibon RUIZ to Bahran - Victorious


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.121087 del
>>121072
/cyc/loicensed velogoomble surely is the natural next step.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.121088 del
>>121078
Best I can do is rucking.
Still didn't do it, have to figure out how to put my 20kg dumbbell into the pack and not have it annihilate my lumbar.
I don't even really have enough old clothes to stuff it.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.121089 del
>>121082
I want to run again but I need to lose a bit of weight


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.121090 del
>>121087
the market is already so saturated
I find velogames almost perfect except that secret picks should have a multiplier


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.121091 del
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been consuming further malaysian/cambodian/whateverthefucktheyare fixie content, click on one and get fed a dozen you know how it is
it is distinctly different from and vastly superior to korean fixie content (gay), which has also been popping up of course.
these guys focus on athleticism and power and hitting 55-60 kph on the flats while the koreans (gay, shit tier people) only focus on turbo slurping semen and showing off their bikes (mediocre, flaccid)


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.121092 del
>>121090
I couldn't be arsed to do it, you can't leave it to slopfication with some auto game setup.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.121093 del
>Moose wrecks havoc at Warszawa hauptbahnhof


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 19:23 [Preview] No.121094 del
>>121091
The funniest part about it is that they're probably scoring 500 watts max


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 19:23 [Preview] No.121095 del
>>121091
is riding topless aero?


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.121096 del
>>121093
don't tell me it's the same Czech one that invaded Austria last year


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.121097 del
>>121096
apparently it's not


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.121098 del
>>121096
but the lugenpresse already calls him Emil 2.0


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.121099 del
>>121094
yes
>>121095
yes


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.121100 del
I couldn't make such a shit database if I tried.
Don't know where it went wrong, maybe there is something in the archived files which gpt took but holy fuck refund my tokens.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.121101 del
>>121091
topless and in trainers but still has the helmet
true rider


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 20:19 [Preview] No.121102 del
>>121078
next on /cyc/ /tv/
>first rock climbing session in 3 months
>2 hours climb
>...
Stay tuned for the return of Bertaczek 3.0!


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 20:26 [Preview] No.121103 del
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>>121102
brtek on a concept 2 for total full body destruction of never before seen proportions
permanent disability edition


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.121104 del
>>121089
rather stay bulky than start r*nning


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.121105 del
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>>121102
I hiked there last week, my legs are FINE


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.121106 del
>>121105
what altitude are we taling here, 3.2k?


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.121107 del
>>121105
how many meters of descent did you tank


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.121108 del
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>>121093
Bro got escorted out on a blanket like he barfed into the hedges and fell asleep.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.121109 del
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His butthole and the heem-dart.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.121110 del
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>>121109
was it necessary to blast the dart in the moossy


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.121111 del
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>>121110
Kinda, Hauptbanhof is underground and Jenno had to run along pretty long tunnels to even get to the platforms.


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 21:10 [Preview] No.121112 del
>>121106
3.5


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.121113 del
>>121107
about 1600 meters of elevation, my legs were surprisingly fine, only little calves soreness 3 days after


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 21:38 [Preview] No.121114 del
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>>121113
nice


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.121115 del
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>slutta retires to focus on social media


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.121116 del
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>>121115
huh
hmm


Bert 09/14/2026 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.121117 del
>>121115
there isn't a lot of money in iceskating, even for the top top riders, if you're able to farm (in her case) millions off brand deals instead and focus on content creation it's the better decision financially every single time


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.121118 del
>>121082
How's your running progressed bert? Been thinking of dabbling in it a bit this winter, want to test if I could do a ~17min 5K in the spring


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.121119 del
>>121104
I'm not talking muscles.
>>121118
What's your PR. I'm also interested in shortish distance, honestly long distance running is just a chore.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.121120 del
>>121118
>~17min 5K in the spring
That's like permanent knee damage for me. My fastest is like 22 minutes but I only run 10km or more most of the time.
I'm not good or fast by the way, I was just burnt out on cycling for a moment and doing a 10 miles was z good dkstraction


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.121121 del
>>121119
Never tried a 5k but in the military I did 3200m in the 12min run test with no prior training, so I assume my cycling fitness would get me pretty far today. But then with no running background going that fast would probably just injure me like >>121120 said. Gotta progress slow in the beginning etc. And my running economy is probably quite shit.
>>121120
I see! Running's pretty fun though, that's the important part


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.121122 del
>dutch railway under attack and being sabotaged at multiple places
Pray for autismbert


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.121123 del
>>121122
I blame Russia.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.121124 del
>>121123
It's probably just eco tard


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.121125 del
>>121124
Why can't they do that with highways instead?


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.121126 del
>>121124
>>121125
Don't worry, we're gonna enjoy proficient drone operator jihadis soon enough. (Thank you Merkel.)


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.121128 del
Gall and Mühl Burger definitively to Lidl. What's even their plan with Skelly and Ayuso and now adding Gall? A tridente?


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.121129 del
>>121128
Skelly is leaving for uno x


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.121130 del
>>121129
He has a contract at Lidl until 2028


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.121131 del
>>121130
Because you can't break the sacred contract


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.121132 del
>>121131
What was that again with G. (West)? It's legal as long as you claim that you defected from the East (Israel).


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.121133 del
I wonde how trainbert is doing


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.121134 del
>>121128
hmm yes I see, a 3 year contract for gall. Even with Skelly and Ayuso they could split the grand tours between them since we now know that none of these guys can do more than 1 gt a year. Gee is useless and will be relegated to fodder.
We can expect further mediocre results from this team hurray


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.121135 del
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>>121133
I hope he's fine


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.121136 del
>>121133
Just rode over rusbert with his trein


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.121137 del
>>121133
Autismbert is barely posting lately
I'm thinking of asking the royal dutch police to do a wellness czech on him


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.121138 del
>>121133
I don't think RET is affected.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.121139 del
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what are the chances he's already dead


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.121140 del
SEVILLA Oscar of Team Medellín - EPM (CT) was robbed at gunpoint by thugs on a motorcycle while training. They took his phone, cops came by soon after but told him they can't do nuffin


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.121141 del
>>121131
you can if you're Belgian


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.121142 del
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Astana and autumn points farming
At least there are still some things we can take for granted in this wretched wretched world


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.121143 del
JEANNIERE to FDJ


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.121144 del
>>121143
Grim, he's too good to deserve this


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.121145 del
>>121141
if you’re belgian can sign anywhere he bellowed aloud


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.121146 del
>>121134
tbf Gee's results in GTs haven't been much worse in the last two years than the others besides Gall


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.121147 del
Pour moi, Wout est plus fort que Remco en ce moment… je ne vois pas, en ce moment et a course égale, un homme plus fort que notre WOUT National !!!
Wout est au-dessus du lot en ce moment… je pense même qu’il est encore plus fort que quand il a gagné Roubaix …

I recently fell in the south belgium side of woutism and they're even crazier than flanders


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.121148 del
>>121133
Seems to be only in the far far away provinces where nobody lives. Probably farmers being their usual sympathetic selves


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.121149 del
>>121147
FUCK W*ut


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.121150 del
>>121146
yeah honestly an in-form Gee is a very good GT rider, if he were in the Froome era he'd be a consistent top3 finisher


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.121151 del
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COLD DOME APPROACHES EVROPA


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.121152 del
>>121146
>>121150
jew-gee was good but lidl gee is much worse and if we learned anything from recent trends it's that shit riders stay shit, once you're down you're down. He's DONE


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.121153 del
>>121152
I am fully optimistic he can hit his good form next year so I am planning on picking him in my Giro team, ought to be cheap-ish after this year.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.121154 del
>>121153
they have gall now
he will be dropped, he is fodder now


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.121155 del
>>121151
Yes, well


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.121156 del
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>>121155


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.121157 del
>>121147
>Wout national
Are you sure this isn't some Flemish person fluent in French?


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.121158 del
GEE-WEST career trajectory mirrors that of the great Matje JORGENSOHN


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.121159 del
>>121147
I love how he's like >for me wout is stronger than remco zonder elaboration
how is wout stronger? How does this man reach this conclusion? We don't know he just is, no further questions


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.121160 del
>>121159
simple as


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.121161 del
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>>121156


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.121162 del
>>121160
>luv me wout
>luv me duvel
>luv me flanders
>'ate remco
>'ate brussels
>'ate the dutch
simple as


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.121163 del
>>121150
I think he's much stronger than the froome era riders


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.121164 del
We live in Abruzzo again. If vauquelin doesn't win this one he can retire


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.121165 del
>>121156
dis nigga still under HEATDOME INFLUENCE
prayin fo yo ass 🙏🏿


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.121166 del
>>121164
No chance, the POZZOVIVO-TSARENKO-UMBA LOPEZ tridente will take care of him


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.121167 del
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Not to mention the great Colin Clive STÜSSI


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.121168 del
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downright peculiar


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.121169 del
look at this DOOD


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.121170 del
>>121156
Some cheeky September heat adaption session for the upcoming CX season.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.121171 del
any other (Dutch or Belgian) berts here riding cx this season?


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.121172 del
CHUTE


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.121174 del
https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/evenepoel-over-van-der-poel-en-van-aert-wk-parcours-is-echt-moeilijk-voor-zwaardere-mannen/

Remco: FUCK W*UT. You have no chance fat loser

Freely interpreted but true


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.121175 del
>>121170
Thank god I left july/august but this is an insane 4 month streak of constant heattraining here in montpellier


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.121176 del
>In major stage races, the leader of one of the four secondary classifications is identifiable by a specific leader's jersey, but an additional, distinctive jersey is likely to be added soon. The UCI announced this in a press release. In WorldTour races (men's and women's), ProSeries events, and UCI .1 races (men's only)—where four leader's jerseys are currently permitted—the new rule makes it possible to introduce a fifth leader's jersey for the best rider from the host country.

LOL
>well done son, best squeaker, here's your special jersey for a special boy


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.121177 del
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Alright that was some wielerflits news, I hope I fulfilled my Bertacek posting quota for today because I need to go to work soon again


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.121178 del
>Astana Development team
>Diego Ulissi
Yes, the 37 year old upcoming talent


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.121179 del
>>121177
barely


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.121180 del
>>121179
In other news

>Germán Darío Gómez is vrijgesproken in een dopingzaak die tegen de Colombiaanse wielrenner was aangespannen, na een afwijkend analyseresultaat. Dat meldt Revista Mundo Ciclistico. Gómez kan zijn carrière, na maanden van onzekerheid, nu weer vervolgen bij Polti VisitMalta.

Another Colombian WRONGLY convicted of dopage and now BACK


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.121181 del
>>121180
gotta love justice


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.121182 del
aiuto is a funny name


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.121183 del
Fancellubros?


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.121184 del
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FANCELLU is doped beyond comprehension


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.121185 del
What a shitty signing vauquelin turned out to be, but I hate ineos so that's fine


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.121186 del
Fancellu on his last year of contract, how convenient. I wonder who's signing him. Smell like Bahrain if you ask me


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.121187 del
>>121186
Astana to farm UCI points


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.121188 del
>>121186
Would do well at quick step for the ardennes assuming he keeps doping


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.121189 del
I'm not a fan of cellu, he possible can't be clean.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.121190 del
>>121182
Surely would make a great hjaelper.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 13:34 [Preview] No.121191 del
>>121190
He


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.121192 del
KRISTOFF to Uno-X (again)


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.121193 del
>>121192
Undeserved transfer tbh


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.121194 del
>>121193
In good norvegian fashion that team is peak nepotism


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.121195 del
Poor rusbert. Every time I try to post there I give up because of capcha


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.121196 del
That tour de luxembroug looks fun. Grug is winning all stages or he might as well retire


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.121197 del
>>121196
Roger KLUGE will surprise in the passos


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.121198 del
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Krystof KRAL retires


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.121199 del
>After all, I came sixth in the Tour de France, which is a relatively good result, I think. As far as I know, no one else on the team who is here right now has had a better result in the Tour. So there is no one who can take that role from me yet, says Skjelmose.
Kek every year they add another fraud and he's seething


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.121200 del
>>121199
gall doesn't strike me as someone who wants to be thrown into the tdf meatgrinder where it'll be very hard to even get 5th in the next half decade or so. Pretty sure he's fine with skelly and ayuso wasting their time there kek


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.121201 del
>>121199
kwabyuso btfo really


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.121202 del
>>121200
Why didn't he stay at decathlon then? Seixas is on TDF duty forever, and he's doing ardennes so Gall can be leader at giro+vuelta every year


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.121203 del
>>121201
also Gall has been 5th so he's wrong


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.121204 del
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>>121202
because I'm a liar, Gall is 100% aiming for that tdf podium and he'll replace Ayuso who will be relegated to vuelta kwab for the next 4 years, this is Lidl+ customer insider knowledge.
in all honesty maybe it's that decathlon will plan all hjaelper seasons around seixas and lidl says they will focus more on him. What hjaelpers at decathlon and what hjaelpers at lidl you ask? Hey i don't know anything about any of THAT


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.121205 del
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it's really warm and sunny today, time to gravel


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.121206 del
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stuck at cyc office


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.121207 del
>>121206
what's your office as a neet? bedroom?


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.121208 del
>>121198
>Krystof KRAL
Born 2006. Was he replaced by AI or something.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.121209 del
>>121202
I was thinking about this as well. There's space at Decathlon for a second GC rider for Giro/Vuelta. And I'm sure that Sander de Pestel won't take up that role.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.121210 del
>>121207
>wfh
yeah


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.121211 del
Also, for the last two years 10 DNF/S in 19 racing days for Krystofroy.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.121212 del
>>121209
they have a lot of talent coming up out of their devo team


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.121213 del
>>121204
Honestly it doesn't matter. Gall is a fraud that can't ride a bike. His w/kg are not bad but he's losing 2minute on every TT.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.121214 del
>>121209
They should pick up carapaz


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.121215 del
>skjelmose to decathlon


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.121216 del
don't forget to make a team for that kermiskoers tomorrow btw


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.121217 del
>>121216
I actually did and forgot about it


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.121218 del
>>121217
well it's an easy one; king, gregoire, berckmoose etc.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.121219 del
Sumo in 20!


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.121220 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.121221 del
Tono, remastered Shogun 2 will be released in a month.
Honorabre disprey, arigato gozaimashita but let's see how big of a cash grab it is.
And what more it offers than all the mods that already exist and work just fine.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.121222 del
>>121221
Sometimes I play Nobunaga's Ambition Awakening. Not bad me thinks.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.121223 del
>“We will never agree to a transfer for Henrique,” ​​comes the firm statement. “He is happy with us. We discovered him and found him a home in Spain. We have invested heavily in him. He still has a two-year contract, and the terms are clear. As far as we are concerned, there is absolutely no room for discussion on the matter.”

>“We can always make a spot available,” states Foré. “I actually spoke to him on the phone for half an hour last Sunday. Besides, what difference would it make? Pinarello-Q36.5 isn’t a WorldTour team either. We have mapped out the schedule for the next two years and discussed it with him. That includes races like the Vuelta a Burgos, where he can ride as a protected leader.”


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.121224 del
>>121223
bravo new patje


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.121225 del
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This last 3 weeks I feel like anything over 300W+ is completely SHIT but everything tempo is better than ever. Just boomer things I guess.

Rode an aeroad jobber of me wheel too.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.121226 del
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>>121225
good, I also always demolish canyoncucks whenever I see'em.
meanwhile I'm riding without powermeter atm and think about keeping it that way. Also pondering an mtb build but it's annoying and I don't feel like having 3 bikes, the gravel sadly has too much use to be discarded. Decisions decisions


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.121227 del
>>121226
based powermeterless rider


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 18:21 [Preview] No.121228 del
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The great Franklin ARCHIBOLD CASTILLO is not starting the prestigious Mesoamerican games. He has not raced since his chute brutale at the Clasica Azuero.
No only that, but is no longer running for team Solution Tech NIPPO Rali but is back a club level.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 18:21 [Preview] No.121229 del
Correction: Those are actually sudamerican games.
Won by Mateo KALEJMAN of all places ahead of superdopeur Walteri VARGAS


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 18:22 [Preview] No.121230 del
>>121222
Looks playable, I will just need in it on a turbosale not, for 40 eurobux.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.121231 del
>>121226
take the MTB pill bert


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.121232 del
pogi jay vining


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.121233 del
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>>121227
yup it's over, it's done. Trained harder than ever this year and made near zero gains - complete waste of time training to plan for the first half of the year and I've only been riding to feel since summer anyways


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 18:38 [Preview] No.121234 del
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lidl grug


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 18:41 [Preview] No.121235 del
>>121233
>been riding to feel since summer
As god intended


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 18:42 [Preview] No.121236 del
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>>121234


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 18:48 [Preview] No.121237 del
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Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 18:49 [Preview] No.121238 del
>>121237
are you going to paint something funny on there


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 18:57 [Preview] No.121239 del
>>121237
wtf


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.121240 del
>>121237
>vagueposting from Austrian cellar
concerning


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.121241 del
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I think we're seeing a custom paintjob project


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.121242 del
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<115 km/h 😱

<🇨🇴 William Colorado flying during his final Worlds preparations.

>COLORADO William
>is columbian


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.121243 del
>>121237
a trek of some sorts?


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.121244 del
>>121237
new canyon fritzl dropped


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.121245 del
>>121242
fucking hell this blew my ears out


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.121246 del
>>121244
kek


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.121247 del
>>121244
lmao


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.121248 del
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>>121244


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.121249 del
Even zoomerberts are near millenials since everybert gets the josefjoke.


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.121250 del
>>121244
heh


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.121251 del
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>>121249
plenty of Big E v Diddy v Fritzl edits out there on instagram, tiktok and x bring this ancient knowledge to the youth to be quite honest


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 19:45 [Preview] No.121252 del
>>121249
some knowledge is just eternal, like dutroux in belgium


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.121253 del
>>121249
I didn't get it


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.121254 del
>>121251
>Big E
God Emperor?
>>121252
Remember this guy as well.
>>121253
Famous dungeon keeper of his offspring and more.

Had a neighbor with these exact eyebrows and similar visage.
He was surely hitting his tiny wife and his three sons. Not raping but you could tell he is not engaging in anything social with anyone, and his family being really really wary if anything they do will rub him the wrong way.
They have moved out long before I did, the kids are criminals of course.


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Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.121256 del
>>121255
h-how much


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 20:41 [Preview] No.121257 del
>>121256
... up to 100 euro ...
https://ezgains.co.uk/products/ez-aero-front-derailleur-guard-save-2-6-watts


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>>121257
it looks even more retarded than I expected


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.121259 del
>>121258
he also has that $1000 jockey, right


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>>121259
yea you're right but there are rear derailleur cage fairings too why didn't he get one of those, silly pig pwah


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.121261 del
>>121260
no one would be able to tell you have a $1000 jockey if it is hidden in a cage


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.121262 del
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>>121261
hm the ceramicspeed branding is quite small
they ought to make it more visible


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.121263 del
>>121258
its especially hilarious considering the fact that any decent TT rider will just use 1x and no front derailleur making this useless


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 22:20 [Preview] No.121264 del
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What if the dutch traen strikes made Autismbert stuck in the tunnels
Indefinetely


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.121266 del
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That doesn't even make any sense


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.121267 del
>>121266
you dont drive the HSL right? cant think of any other big tunnel


Bert 09/15/2026 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.121268 del
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>>121266
something like this


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.121269 del
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Don't forget to make a team for Wallonian GP


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.121270 del
Axel Källberg 2 stars in Slovakia according to Axelfraud, should be at least 3 imo


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.121271 del
>>121232
Feels a bit soon, no? Especially since he's not racing until strade


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 03:58 [Preview] No.121272 del
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>>121271


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.121273 del
>>121270
sorry, but it's 3 stars for Bart Buijk


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.121274 del
>>121272
Based mywhoosh ambassador


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.121275 del
>>121259
>He doesn't have a xeramic speed jockey
No wonder you can't ride above 10%


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.121276 del
>>121272
Who the fuck tides next to a nice sofa and carpet, way to ruin your living room. Just put the bike in the boiler room Tadej, it's literally that simple
>>121273
Yes and some literal who like Toralf Martinsen gets 3 stars, likely because of Scandi nepotism


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.121277 del
>>121269
He won't get anywhere near the top 10.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.121279 del
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>Ksawery GANCARZ
>Ksawier GARNEK


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.121280 del
yes, pick the riders that just did the Canadian races and are back in Europe.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.121281 del
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>>121280
I have none, not even that fucker GUALDI who will surely pull out a top 10 out of his arse.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.121282 del
>>121281
Not even lapeira?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.121283 del
>>121282
No, although I am still thinking about adjustments.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.121284 del
>>121276
i doubt POGACAR can afford a boiler room in Monaco


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.121285 del
Wout national?
Wout Europe!


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.121286 del
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Top kek


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.121287 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5YvJ3NbKpuI [Embed]
Intervista with FINN, couldn't go through it all because these two assholes just won't shut up, pretty generic stuff, he wants to do his best in Elite, two differents approaches for him and Seixas etc.
English dub works but it is obviously unlistenable ai.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.121288 del
OK LAPEIRA is not so bad after jetlag.
IN.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.121289 del
>>121268
kek


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.121290 del
>>121286
not justified tbh


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.121291 del
>>121288
Add some more jetlagged riders yes, pick girmay and asskeys too


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Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.121293 del
>>121292
agreed


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.121294 del
>>121292
Sure he ends up at the other side of the road but he was in front the entire sprint so why the relegation


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.121295 del
>>121292
are you giddings me? I get why big gleb was relegated, but not kiddings.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.121296 del
sprint relegations need to STOP


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.121297 del
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>>121291


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.121298 del
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Heard rumors that DE LIE Arnold spent the last couple weeks at home with his grandma and this is him now. Consider the pick.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.121299 del
also Volume Warning since there's been multiple complains about volume of my posts (idk why)


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.121300 del
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25 Benoît Cosnefroy
17 Paul Lapeira
16 Romain Grégoire
13 Jenno Berckmoes
10 Laurence Pithie
10 Biniam Girmay
9 Rick Pluimers
9 Lewis Askey
9 Clément Venturini
6 Roger Adrià
5 Arnaud De Lie
4 Tibor Del Grosso
4 Fabio Christen
3 Mike Teunissen
3 Jonas Abrahamsen
3 Max Kanter
2 Natnael Tesfatsion
2 Juan Sebastián Molano
1 Tim Torn Teutenberg
1 Aubin Sparfel
1 Tim Wellens
1 Jelle Vermoote
1 Davide Ballerini
1 Aimé De Gendt
1 Emilien Jeannière
1 Milan Fretin
1 Riley Sheehan


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.121301 del
>>121300
>5 bvlls


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.121302 del
>>121214
not a bad idea


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.121303 del
>>121300
Half the people probably didnt even make a team
Until this morning I thought it was just another Stage race in Belgium zonder velodrama


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.121304 del
>>121300
my team is completely wrong because I was in a hurry, looked at the wrong profile and thought it was flat
that's gonna be a big fat 0


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.121305 del
>>121304
I looked at /bet/ and ignored DE LIE and BIRMAY


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.121306 del
>>121305
>>121304
As Flemish bert said, this one was VERY obvious, the top 4 picks were mandatory


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.121307 del
>>121305
my peabrain did not think of that FUCK


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.121308 del
>>121306
I didn't end up picking gregoire myself


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.121309 del
>>121308
He's been disapointing but he'll still top10


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.121310 del
>>121309
Yeah I know, just picked big M Teunissen because he's in good shape and fast


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.121311 del
>>121304
I was gonna say you're fine because last year it was De Lie Jeannière Girmay 1 2 3 but you are team is absolutely ridiculous


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.121312 del
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I adjusted Berckmouse out because Bert psyopped me with that jetlag comment


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.121313 del
>>121312
BERTMORSE gonna DNF half race in, you did good


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.121314 del
>>121272
Lombardia is in 1 month. I think he could make it


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.121315 del
>>121313
After this comment he is sure to win, you're the reverse midas touch


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.121316 del
>>121313
You are in like 50th place Bertacek, this does not give confidence


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.121317 del
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Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.121318 del
well shit, at least Berkmoes was in my canada team


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.121319 del
A Finn was in the break today in the GP Wallonie femmes


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.121320 del
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>>121319


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.121321 del
dfj picking up delettre and jeanniere. The coupe de france farming game is ready


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.121322 del
>>121321
5th to 10th placebros... we are looking stronger than ever


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.121323 del
Trully Trump greatest ally


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.121324 del
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>>121323


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.121325 del
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>>121324
yes
this facist fuck and his gay and retarded idea has been discussed thoroughly though and discarded as nonsense. There will be no American racing and that's that


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.121326 del
>>121324
MIHKELS would agree


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.121327 del
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Lol, lmao even


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.121328 del
>>121327
>Mad Nut


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.121329 del
>>121327
I didn't hear them speak out against Puck Moonen (non filter triggered version)


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.121330 del
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>>121327
this mad nutt thing looks revolting
don't worry ain't nobody gonna sexualize you LOL


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.121331 del
Heh that ice skater actually won


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.121332 del
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Damn Gianni is old, thanks pcsPRO


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.121334 del
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first time I got SRAMed today, the front derailleur just stopped working. battery etc is fine, no idea why its broken


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.121335 del
>9 Rick Pluimers
heh


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.121336 del
>>121335
Adjusted out Venturini for him. FUCK.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.121337 del
>>121335
>Plummeted Pluimers
well


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.121338 del
>>121335
Chuted on his teeth again?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.121339 del
Goal'di about to win


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.121340 del
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found the culprit, the gear that drives the worm gear is completely fucked. time to buy a new FD and until then drive "manually"


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.121341 del
>>121340
electronic shifting can wear out or did you forgot to grease it from time to time?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.121342 del
>>121340
interesting
how many k's did that fd survive?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.121343 del
water skiing in Wallonia. now I've seen everything.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.121344 del
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we live in slovakia


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.121345 del
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75% chance I'm going to stay completely dry
25% chance it's torrential downpour
goomble goomble


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.121346 del
>village called Jambes in Wallonia
hehe


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.121347 del
>NSN nuked their entire team by letting Stewart pull for 40km

lol, lmao even


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.121348 del
>nigger is useless
>timmeke does something
>pluimers dnfs early
Yes, can't do shit right me.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.121349 del
>>121342
36k, not enough IMO

>>121341
that thing is not supposed to be opened and greased, I had to drill the casing a bit to get the torx bit to grab

I have to admint I sometimes kick the FD a bit if it starts to rub against the gears, maybe not the smartest thing. will NOT do that in the future. lesson learned


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.121350 del
yes, the shit a dell of Namur


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.121351 del
BAM in Słowacja, KALLBERGwatch reports 8th.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.121352 del
BERCKMOES parcheggio


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.121353 del
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why does Magnier love the CSSR so much?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.121354 del
gregoire non-believers humbled


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.121355 del
SPARFEL


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.121356 del
Sparfel??


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.121357 del
Ha, thought about that asshole but I didn't put him in, wasn't even close to putting him in.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.121358 del
This Is Not Normal


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.121359 del
The other Bért has him.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.121360 del
Who the fuck is that Cofidis asshole


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.121361 del
1 Sparfel
2 Gregoire
3 Fretin
4 Cosnefraud


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.121362 del
Fretin?? What. This race makes no sense


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.121363 del
>>121361
Lapeira 5, Berckmouse 6


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.121364 del
>>121363
wans't that Morgado? I saw a white NC(?) jersey coming 5th


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.121365 del
>>121357
I saw he got bub nr1 and thought maybe


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.121366 del
>1 Aubin Sparfel
Only reason I had him is because johan bruyneel talked about him in his yearly show “up and comers”. Most young sensation those last few years he predicted sometimes a long time in advance. Terrific scout.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.121367 del
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yeah, whatever


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.121368 del
If I didn't adjust Berckmouse out for Girmay I would have every runner in the top 10, thanks a LOT Bert


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.121369 del
So why the fuck did these NSN salopards just quit.
I said to meself, "the negur doesn't give a shit anymore, the previous results don't matter" but just didn't want jetlagged guys or double on Wellens/Cosnefroy.

>>121367
Fucking Venturini, Autismbert sails away again on however many points he gets.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.121370 del
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>>121368
Some are just immune.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.121371 del
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I don't get what l'équipe is saying here, most of those riders aren't in Luxemburg.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.121372 del
>>121367
That is a weird top 10


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.121373 del
sorry, I should have read the text, it lists the riders that stayed in Montreal after Sundays race.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.121374 del
At least making up to Bertele whatever GREGOIRE gets, he picked two NSNs and Pluimers.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.121375 del
>>121369
Venturini was very obvious, please pay attention


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.121376 del
>>121371
It means those guys are already in Montreal


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.121377 del
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>>121375
He has almost identical season like these when he was 28th and 20th. Surely if Pluimers wasn't a chute artist (now offishel) he would stunt on all of them.
At least you fell for the jetlag-op (I really believe it matters, just not for everyone).


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.121378 del
Atleast I correctly predicted pithie has run out of form...


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.121379 del
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You know who is akshually a mandatory secret pick if you need bux elsewhere? That VADIC guy.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.121380 del
Looks like rainy commute is on the menu


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.121381 del
>>121334
Is this Hohe something? I remembered there is some rampa close to neustadt but never had the courage to go


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.121382 del
Feira dos Sofás - Boavista is riding in luxembourg, cool


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.121383 del
>>121379
wtf dude has barely finished a one day race all season
>contract year/team folding


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.121384 del
>>121378
If Bert keeps following Axelgaard's retarded picks like this then maybe 2nd place is still up for grabs... I hope he sticks to his gimmick this time


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.121385 del
Sumo in 30!


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.121386 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.121387 del
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>>121377
I hope you are ready for the battle for 3rd. Or maybe even 2nd. It is not gonna be pretty. I have been there before, the velotrenches. A rough place. Legends are made here, dreams are crushed. Blood will be shed


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.121388 del
fucking hell's there's still like 1/4th of superclassico left


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.121389 del
>>121382
They're the clear 3rd best Portuguese team these days after Anicolor and Efapel. And they seem to focus on younger guys instead of sudacas in their 30s, so that's nice.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.121390 del
Congrats Rusbert, Bért.
Autismbert 3rd, Bért 4th.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.121391 del
>>121389
Fábio Costa was VERY disappointing in the Volta though. I paid top coin for him


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.121392 del
>dillier pulling at the front of pelotao
heh, some things never change


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.121394 del
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>>121387
Locked and loaded, will be trying me new approach which would work very nicely today.
ONE MAN, ONE DESIEEUURRR.
Or, more than one man.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.121395 del
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Next stop, Van Petegem, I mean Super 8 I mean.. Flandrien 0.0 Classic?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.121396 del
>>121395
endchan bot will delete your post in 5 minutes for using the old name.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.121397 del
>>121396
Haha, I remember now.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.121398 del
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Next stop, Van Petegem, I mean Supaeight I mean.. Flandrien 0.0 Classic?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.121399 del
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My computer from 2019 has served me well but it is starting to get slow and shit. 3060 is not a super great graphic card but it has been decent. Thinking about just PIGGING some fucking thing with a 5090 and be done for quite some time. Apparently buying a prebuilt one is now cheaper than just getting the card


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.121400 del
>>121399
Yes, I am facing a similar conundrum, although I have a 3070 and 64 gigs of ram on me laptop.
It is cheaper to buy a prebuilt desktop than collect parts separately and assemble it yourself.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.121401 del
>>121399
i've spent nearly 3000eu on new pc parts last week, it's truly disgusting having to pay 500eu for 32GB RAM and 850eu for a 9070xt


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.121402 del
>>121399
>buying hardware in the current year
I'm not in the loop concerning graphics cares and how they are affected by the AIpocalypse.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.121403 del
>>121399
if you're gonna do it do it before donald trump gives his stimmy because the prices will skyrocket even more


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.121404 del
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>>121400
I don't know how that works, how can a fucking computer with a 5090 be cheaper than just the 5090. Well whatever


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.121405 del
>>121401
>he doesn't just download his RAM


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.121406 del
vends des poules ready to attack


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.121407 del
>>121401
>having to pay 500eu
who makes you pay?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.121408 del
Julius Bert laché


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.121409 del
Fuck this velodrama, been doing really bad recently. Dunno why I didn't pick Gregoire. Oh well, at least Källgod was 8th in Slovakia, good stuff


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.121410 del
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Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.121411 del
>>121407
I don't have Moldovabert in my contactlist to "get" me some RAM for free


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.121412 del
>>121407
bike industry bringing out new stuff is forcing me to paypig, please understand.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.121413 del
>>121410
why is he riding against these jobbers again?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:28 [Preview] No.121414 del
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grug can't get rid of a conti shitter


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:28 [Preview] No.121415 del
Pas normal young BEHRENS.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.121416 del
STOP GIGGLING YOU DUMB BITCH


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.121417 del
Germany has a new future superstar.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.121418 del
Certainly will be great story to tell.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:33 [Preview] No.121419 del
c'est fini


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.121420 del
does this increase or reduce grug's /bet/


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.121421 del
This guy is not even related to the Vismoid?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.121422 del
grug odds for Montreal tanking as we speak


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:36 [Preview] No.121423 del
Luxemburg is pretty irritating if you want to speak German, you never know if you deal with a local or a wagie from France or Wallonia and have to squeak with them.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.121424 del
gautherat not strong enough


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:39 [Preview] No.121425 del
G R U G
R
U
G


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:39 [Preview] No.121426 del
Looked weak. It's over


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:39 [Preview] No.121427 del
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Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.121428 del
exhausted and has to do like 19 laps of that hill
it's grover


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.121429 del
Axel MARIAULT again heh.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.121430 del
>>121429
cofidis let that guy go by the way


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.121431 del
>>121428
He is getting dropped after 10 km or something. Terrible


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:43 [Preview] No.121432 del
>>121430
Does Wielerflits know where is he going to?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.121433 del
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I don't understand a single word in Quebecois. this is supposed to be French. did they really used to speak like that around La Rochelle?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.121434 del
>>121432
he has FDJ written all over him tbh


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:56 [Preview] No.121435 del
>>121349
36k really is meager


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:59 [Preview] No.121436 del
>judge removed from w52 case for being the cousin of the team's former boss, Adriano Quintanilha
w52bros...


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:59 [Preview] No.121437 del
>>121340
they could make that stuff out of something that's almost impossible to deform but muh 15 grams saved etc.
just like everything else


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:00 [Preview] No.121439 del
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GC. >>121438


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:03 [Preview] No.121440 del
>>121367
>Aubin Spanferkel
What?
Anyway, now I'm hungry.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.121441 del
>>121437
they certainly could but even muh grams aside who would want their shit to last more than a couple seasons eh
>one part breaks after like 3 years
>new stuff got released in the meantime
>old stuff discontinued
>new stuff incompatible
>make m o n e y


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.121442 del
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>>121440
sounds more like "Spargel und Apfel" having a child together.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.121443 del
>>121439
The superclassicao is very very close on top


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>>121334
>>121381
I meant pic related but that's not it


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:21 [Preview] No.121447 del
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Moritz MAUSS 22nd, not that bad


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.121448 del
>>121366
Real attention payer know him from CX.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.121449 del
>>121448
cx, good junior, good U23, won a pro race last year
one of the top talents for the classics imo


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.121450 del
saw him annihilate the koppenberg last year, very fun


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.121451 del
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>DNF DE LIE Arnold


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.121452 del
>>121451
are you still surprised? his season is over, it never even started


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.121453 del
>>121451
according to strava hes barely been riding


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.121454 del
>>121453
gonna unfollow him tbh, he does less interesting rides than me


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.121455 del
>>121453
For how long did he sign again, four years? He is gonna do a whole lotta nothing for free money LOL


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.121456 del
>>121444
Hohe Wand yes. Moved to an area close by last week and now I can ride that rampas every day


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.121457 del
>>121456
Ah nice, that area close to Baden is a cycling paradise. You really need to buy a MTB though


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.121458 del
>>121444
this one looks nice tho, is it gravel?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.121459 del
>>121457
>You really need to buy a MTB though
I did some singletrail and 38% with me gravel, its borderline doable. my wife will kill me if I bring more bikes into the flat


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No.121460 del
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>>121454
>>121455
>de lie when he makes millions while being among the most fraudulent runners in the circus


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.121461 del
>>121455
they NEED to pull him out of Wallonia to save him


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>>121457
>that area close to Baden is a cycling paradise
100%, I completely slept on that, never rode here before. here some pics from yesterdays ride - the forrest section was that 38% segment. had to let a bit of air out to get up there


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.121463 del
>>121462
damn you did that with your gravel bike


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>>121458
It's paved, confirmed on komoot.
>>121459
He


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:52 [Preview] No.121465 del
>>121462
that rampa looks really loose damn how did you manage that


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>>121465
>>121463
2 bar airpressure and going fully over the handlebars so I don't fall back, and seated steady high torque. it was completely dry also


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 17:59 [Preview] No.121467 del
>>121466
wicked


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:06 [Preview] No.121468 del
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>berts are having gravel fever left and right
bertacek truly was ahead of his time


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:06 [Preview] No.121469 del
>>121462
Yeah really like that part. Coming for 2 years end of october to vienna and possibly thinking of staying long term one way or the other. Honestly Baden looks like an amazing compromise to live around here, will have to convince the miss though


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.121470 del
>>121468
#BuyCanyon


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.121471 del
>>121468
and now you're at the back of the peleton


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.121472 del
>>121469
>Honestly Baden looks like an amazing compromise to live around here
if your misses works in the city, there is the Badnerbahn going to Karlsplatz directly from Baden


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.121473 del
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>>121470
no more space for an extra bike unfortunately


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.121474 del
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>>121468
You're still ahead


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:09 [Preview] No.121475 del
>>121474
>40mm tire clearance
dylan johnson is sqeaking


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:09 [Preview] No.121476 del
>>121472
We'll both work at the Uni, but it's more city life/quiet life kinda split. Will probably manage to convince her if I really want to tbh


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.121477 del
>>121475
They put 45 which is enough for anything


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.121478 del
>>121474
a roadbike that does gravel beat gravelbikes that can do road, where will it end


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:12 [Preview] No.121479 del
>>121474
its VERY funny that burgers racers go on and on about how rough their gravel is and then their NC is on a borderline flat, netherlands-champaignegravel-esque slurp course
what did they mean by that


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:19 [Preview] No.121480 del
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>>121474
what about a gravel bike that's basically a road bike with a wide fork


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.121481 del
>>121480
Such a kino bridge


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:55 [Preview] No.121482 del
WC TT will be bad weather supposedly


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.121483 del
>>121482
at least 1 rr contender will chute brutale


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:57 [Preview] No.121484 del
>>121482
>remcosliding.webm


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.121485 del
>>121484
would post pray4vine but australia is sending some absolute nobody I have literally never heard of


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 19:01 [Preview] No.121486 del
>>121485
Maybe it's for the best


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 19:14 [Preview] No.121487 del
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if it does rain, oh boy


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.121488 del
>>121487
what the hell is going on on that island


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.121489 del
>>121488
montreal f1 circuit


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.121490 del
>>121489
<remco come into the pit and put on some wet tires over


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.121491 del
>>121490
Remco the F1 driver and the seethe over barely intelligible intercom would be ebin.


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.121492 del
>>121485
could be a pray4chutefield but also wasn't picked

pray4küng, I guess


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.121493 del
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>>121492
remember when they stole his wedding ring?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.121494 del
>>121436
That case is still ongoing?


Bert 09/16/2026 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.121495 del
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Apparently there's a country called Central African Republic in ... central Africa
I have LITERALLY never heard of it
Is this how boomer dementia starts?


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.121496 del
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>14 hour stint in the /cyc/ office
They're working me like a dog. I can't go on much longer like this. These capitalist fatcats better watch their backs


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.121497 del
That Sparfel really played a dangerous game, closing the gap to Lapeira and Gregoire. Basically have to win it at that point


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.121498 del
>>121495
just wait until you hear the name of a country that is on the Equator.


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.121499 del
>>121495
Wait till you find out there's 2 congos


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.121500 del
Remco wants to ride Giro 27.


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.121501 del
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>>121495
Don't tell me you not only not know the country but also not know the capital nor the flag.
This is a call /cyc/ office HR type of infraction.


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.121502 del
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Already given up


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.121503 del
>>121502
Classic sandbagging. He also said he's 2kg lighter than in the spring


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.121504 del
>New SPD-SLR cleat system claims better engagement and lower stack, but isn't backwards compatible
thanks for nothing I guess


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.121505 del
>>121504
Paypig heaven


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.121506 del
>>121504
lookchads keep on winning


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Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.121508 del
>>121507
>Intermarché begging for a french rider
>This is what they get


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.121509 del
>>121508
They could have taken any of the 15 punchers for total


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.121510 del
>>121509
They did get venturini but yeah not exactly smart management at lotto


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.121511 del
New canyon grail dropped, time for bertacek to spend


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.121512 del
>>121511
that thin seattube is so ugly


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.121513 del
>>121511
Geometry looked pretty good until I saw that the longest stem they offer in size L is 100mm (standard is 80mm). Top lel, finally you design long enough bikes but then you put that tiny pecker there.


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.121514 del
>>121513
Ridleychads win again with their 130mm stem


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.121515 del
>>121514
ridLORDS


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.121516 del
>>121511
>>121513
do they also force their own (rather small!) cockpit down your throat like they do with the aeroad or could you do your own thing if you wanted to


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.121517 del
>>121514
Yeah the Ridley seems to be the best of these new gravel releases by far.
>>121516
Incompatible with any other cockpit than their own like with the Aeroad I think. But the handlebar is available up to 140mm stems, you just can't configure it natively with the Grail so if you want it that will be 649e plus tip extra.


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.121518 del
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>>121517
>649€ plus tax plus tip
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.121520 del
still won't buy proprietary slop


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.121521 del
>>121518
Bertacek needs that money olease understand


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.121522 del
you can configure A LOT of colors with the ridley


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.121523 del
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2.5k for grx822 and carbon wheels is not that bad. Proprietary everything is a big nono of course but still


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.121524 del
Gepostiert


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.121526 del
>>121523
>hookless wheels


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.121528 del
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Remember that wee lad who went along the peloton on the sidewalk in Britain and for the effort got handed a bidon by EENKHOORN?
That's him now https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/xander-graham


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.121529 del
>>121526
Isn't it the case for every gravel wheels?


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.121530 del
>>121528
>nepobaby with thousands of biek equipment since he's 12
>a fraud
Kek


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.121531 del
>>121529
The superior chinese wheels are all hooked bert


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.121532 del
>>121531
Based chyna


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.121533 del
That being said van rysel also has a grx + carbon wheels for 2.2k and those wheels are HOOKED


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.121534 del
>>121533
Where can you actually buy Van Rysel bikes? When I try to they direct me to some UK site and I don't want to pay the taxes etc


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.121535 del
>>121529
My elitewheels are hooked


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.121536 del
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Now in print, oh well


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.121537 del
>>121536
Lel wrong picture


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>>121537


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.121539 del
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>>121538

You didn't really blackout too much, no wonder you played basketball and volleyball at your height. Don't how mandatory height is for pesapallo but I guess it is mandatory for a Finn so height doesn't matter.


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.121540 del
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>>121538
you're welcome


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.121541 del
>>121539
Heh oh well. It's the sports club of my student organization, we only did "practice" once a week and then a tournament once per year against other organizations. Pretty fun chance to play football, volleyball and other sports as an adult that you would seldom play after elementary school. And of course each time you play in the tournament you pick up at least one small injury as you haven't warmed up properly, haha


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.121542 del
>>121507
Rogla's new most loyal gregario

Squillaume will love the tramadol-fueled philosphy discussions


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.121544 del
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>>121538


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.121545 del
According to MARCA Urko Dopade will go to ASTANA


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.121546 del
>>121545
Good signing


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.121547 del
Ineos is getting kwakked so hard this race


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.121548 del
>>121547
many such cases


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.121549 del
>>121534
I think it's either UK or countries where they have shops. For some reason not in the nordic countries which I find very surprising considering how outdoor heavy these people are. Must be a money issue


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.121550 del
>>121538
Nice!


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.121551 del
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>>121538


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.121552 del
mauro brenner ain't that the super squeaker


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.121553 del
Sumo in 35!


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.121554 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.121555 del
>>121552
Pops should have had two more sons, Mario and Mirko.


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.121556 del
>>121553
hey sumo man, I'm going to a tournament in Fukuoka in november
who should I root for?


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 15:59 [Preview] No.121557 del
>>121511
looks like shit


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.121558 del
BAMbullies unleashed.


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 16:23 [Preview] No.121559 del
fucking hell is jose bean on every race these days


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.121560 del
from the berg wins, grug weak sprint


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.121561 del
jose bean ofcourse didn't see grug was like 6th


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.121562 del
It's ogre for grug.


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.121563 del
little gautherat seethe


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.121564 del
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>Fem van Empel to FDJ
<Fem van Empel to FDJ
>Fem van Empel to FDJ
<Fem van Empel to FDJ


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.121565 del
>>121564
I thought she retired for good. so you're telling me all that she needed was some more chocomels and not riding for visma?


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.121566 del
>>121565
riding for visma just kills the soul


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.121567 del
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>>121564
SO
BACK


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.121568 del
>Riley Sheehan will replace Neilson Powless (sick) in the men's USA team for the UCI Road World Championships
Lmao, dude went back to europe for wallonie


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.121569 del
>>121568
not Powless's year, at least he got a random win in Switzerland


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.121570 del
>>121568
man powless is just done as a rider huh


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.121571 del
>>121569
oh wait it was Austria


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:04 [Preview] No.121572 del
>>121560
not his type of finish, he should win the next few stages handily (if not then he's dead)


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.121573 del
>>121572
he isn't exactly up against the strongest sprinters


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.121574 del
>>121570
3 more years on the contract


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.121575 del
>>121573
yes, well, he is focusing on his climbing right now


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Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:28 [Preview] No.121577 del
>>121576
how come this man can't find a team that would hire him for the next season. you know what, I would even pay his income taxes in Monaco to sweeten the deal.


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.121578 del
>>121577
Q36.5 will sign him if nobody else will


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.121579 del
>>121577
I thought lotto was a done deal


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.121580 del
>>121577
1) he surely wants a lot of eurodollars
2) he wants to win a GT
3) the team would need to reorganize a lot in order to make that happen

there aren't many teams built to support a GT rider who don't already have several they're balancing between


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.121581 del
RENARD was in Vuelta, did you know that.


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.121582 del
>>121577
He's a better GC rider than anything liddl can put out


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:47 [Preview] No.121583 del
>>121581
did some good leadouts for lecocq


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:47 [Preview] No.121584 del
>>121581
two of them, even


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.121585 del
>Q36.5 presents a new clothing line for ‘unpredictable weather’ in the autumn.
marketing to bertacek


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.121586 del
>>121585
>The thermoregulation system is designed for temperatures between 8 and 18 degrees Celsius and will be expanded later in the autumn with products that keep you warm down to -5 degrees Celsius.

>To handle fluctuating temperatures, the Italian brand uses UF Hybrid Shell fabric. This fabric blocks the wind without the use of a membrane, thereby preserving the garment's breathability and moisture management. Thanks to a body-mapped construction, varying fabric thicknesses are applied exactly where they are needed most, while freedom of movement is maintained in high-exertion zones.


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.121587 del
>>121586
for the cheap price of 270 euros for a long sleeve jersey


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.121588 del
>>121585
I don't think Bertacek leaves his house between October and March


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.121589 del
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I think that is true


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 21:17 [Preview] No.121590 del
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>Another GREAT ride (in the park)
>Fitness continues to build
>Feel the snap come back to my legs
>Rail some corners at 50 km/h
>Cute girl with giant bunda catches and passes me on climb
>At the top, she taps her hip indicating "okay to follow me"
>We trade pulls for a couple of laps, riding in silence
>I am hypnotized by her glutes contracting rhythmically
>She is wearing Rapha (why do all female cyclists wear Rapha)
>Finish my ride and wave goodbye
today was a good day


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.121591 del
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>>121538


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 21:53 [Preview] No.121592 del
>>121588
because he gets lost during a hike and thaws in March


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.121593 del
>>121588
should i post those snowy hiking photos taken in minus 15 degrees once i get home?


Bert 09/17/2026 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.121594 del
>>121593
Wasn't that your previous iteration


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.121595 del
So do we have boots on the ground in montreal or what?


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.121596 del
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Grug signing with addidas


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.121597 del
we're back, had a bad gateway warning for a second.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.121598 del
>>121595
4/cyc/ has at least a leaf going, don't know if big apple bert wanted to paypig to go to Montreal to eat overpriced poutine.
which reminds me to reserve the date for next year, as it's not far from the Suisse border.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.121599 del
>>121596
Le slav squatter look, sad


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.121601 del
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>>121596
Cheeki breeki ja pierdole kurwa mać, a sip of vodka, a plate of pierogi and I am giving him the passport.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.121602 del
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he stole the bike for more authenticity


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.121603 del
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>>121602


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.121604 del
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3 year contract for the "next grug" Giel Lejeune at Alpecin-Dev Team.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.121605 del
>>121604
Will his last name change when he is no longer young or, pardon me French, gets vieux?


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.121606 del
>>121605
plenty of Juniors that get to keep their names throughout their lives.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.121607 del
>>121606
Peculiar.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.121608 del
>Luca Guercilena has big plans for the Giro d’Italia. The new Head of Cycling at RCS Sport wants to give the Italian race a more distinct identity and is even considering moving it to a later spot on the cycling calendar. “We need to break away from the Tour de France.”

Wonder if he'll be able to do it


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.121609 del
Apparently Pogikanker really wants to race in Ljubljana.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.121610 del
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>>121590
Excellent bert! There's lots of ciclistas on the roads these days but they're usually just noodling around, so I can't trade pulls.
For me it was a 36-egg endurance ride this morning, good legs


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.121611 del
>>121608
great news but what does he really mean by that, are we talking weeks or months


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.121612 del
>>121608
The UCI is deciding that.
>wonder if he'll be able to do it
For sure ASO doesn't care


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.121613 del
>>121611
Weeks later to dodge shit weather


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.121615 del
>>121609
On the very unlikely chance it does happen, every other rider should off themselves if they get beaten by cripplepogi


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.121616 del
There is another velogame tomorrow bert


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.121617 del
>>121609
What's in Ljubljana


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.121618 del
Fireworks in Abruzzo
FANCELLU in difficulty!


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.121619 del
Oh EC. Well nobody cares about that


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.121622 del
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>>121617
And so on..


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.121623 del
>>121619
Is your country even sending riders? Do you have enough climbers for a roster?


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.121624 del
>>121623
probably will be POELS, ARENSMAN and like 5 jobbers


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.121625 del
gap is now over a minute, FANCELLU will have to dope a little bit more next time


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.121626 del
loving the roadside flora 2bqh


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.121627 del
>>121608
Giro — Vuelta swap finally happening


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.121628 del
VOKLAN in difficulty


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.121629 del
VOKLAN goes solo


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.121630 del
All together


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.121631 del
BertacekAI even worse than PCSAI


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.121632 del
I'm feeling a rondel victory


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.121633 del
>>121629
it's been a steady downhill slide for him all season


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.121634 del
Love abruzzo me. Pretty poor region but is nice. I've never seen a road network less suited for cycling though


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.121635 del
Faluci could just come back


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.121636 del
rondel should've committed


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.121637 del
I knew rondel had it
just ignore voklan won


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.121638 del
in before the grades cannot find any time gaps


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.121639 del
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>HALUŠKA Martin* (DSQ #1)
>ZÁHOREC Filip* (DSQ #1)


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.121640 del
>>121639
Good.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.121641 del
* * * and * * * * * * in the breakaway in Luxembourg


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.121642 del
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And Pepijn REINDERINK (Age: 24). I don't know what happened there but that is not good


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.121643 del
Leo "Mein Kampf" * * *


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.121644 del
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>>121642
fuckin hell


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.121645 del
>>121642
Unfortunate headshape but it's better to accept your fate than fight a loosing battle


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.121646 del
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>Groningen and Drenthe lag behind India in the battle for the 2032 World Championships


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.121647 del
>>121646
runners would not survive india, nobody can
just look at the BRICS leaders


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.121648 del
>>121646
"last bottle" might get an entire new meaning if the race is held there


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.121649 del
Insane stuff happening in the math world. Global panick


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.121650 del
>>121646
Of all Asian countries why is it India? I could even imagine some nice roads and rampas on the foot of the Himalayas, but this is India.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.121651 del
>>121647
>>121648
Had that BRICS summit in mind, everyone gets free botulism and typhus.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.121652 del
>>121650
Imagine the kino in the serene kingdom of Bhutan.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.121653 del
>>121649
we panic too


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.121654 del
>>121642
You can see the frontline was already a losing battle


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.121655 del
>>121649
Has AI replaced you yet


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.121656 del
>>121649
I get it, but you will still need actual humans to crack the problems before models can reintepret them and ride away with them.
Same in programming, I am currently pivoting to very general LLM-focused AI engineering with the aim of being a jack of all trades architect.
The solid but specialized and unremarkable guys will have a much harder time.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.121657 del
>>121655
Not yet, but it will completely change academia


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.121658 del
>>121657
time to become a goat farmer in the pyrenees


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.121659 del
>>121658
I'm a civil servant so I'm fine. It's hard to predict how far they'll go but I doubdt we'll be useless soon anyway


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.121660 del
>>121646
not surprising since they were pushing the pune grand tour hard, also the city that will organize the WC
In theory they could have some nice hills there


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.121661 del
GREGOIRE down.
Peloton spillage on a narrow road.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.121662 del
H E K T I K
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Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.121663 del
Pretty crazy from Merlier. Was eating wind for like 400 meters


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.121664 del
Jappert quite weak.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.121665 del
merlier nieuwe kampion van vlaanderen


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.121666 del
>>121665
you get a lovely jersey


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.121667 del
Magagnotti not the next best thing


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.121668 del
>>121667
Positionlet, but still only 19 years old


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.121669 del
>>121668
It's already over


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.121670 del
>>121669
It just starts.
In 1 hours.


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.121671 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.121672 del
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new bike day


Bert 09/18/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.121673 del
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>>121672
this one's for bertacek to save some weight on the rampas


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