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Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No. 61900
Remking bin Evenepoel edition

>Current and upcoming road races
28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME
29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro
31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT
01.02 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Men 1.UWT
01.02 Grand Prix Cycliste de Marseille La Marseillaise 1.1
1.02 Pionera Race-SCV 1.1 WE
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT

>CX races
25.01 UCI World Cup Hoogerheide CDM
01.02 UCI World Championships Hulst CDM
04.02 Exact Cross Maldegem - Parkcross C2
07.02 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross C1
08.02 X2O Trofee Lille - Krawatencross C1
14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2
15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>60853


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.61902 del
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Will rondel outsprint memco?


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.61903 del
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hags cannot be stopped. Congrats brand


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.61904 del
Brand DSQ for not crossing the line properly


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.61905 del
>>61902
has to go to the front if he doesn't want to get smother by the aero farts


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.61906 del
holy motopace, can we get rid of this


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.61907 del
it's not over yet


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.61908 del
memco struggling to drop the great RONDEL


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.61909 del
why is he looking back every 2 seconds at some low tier rider


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.61910 del
Did he really have trouble with some squeaky squeaker


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.61911 del
>>61909
remember when he seethed and brake checked some shitters in britain


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.61912 del
good ride from van geels too


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.61913 del
>r*mcoid edizione
lame


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.61914 del
who was phone


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.61916 del
>>61915
🥵


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.61917 del
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Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.61920 del
>>61917
reduced from vuelta winner to strava farmer and vingegaard's real estate manager
SAD!


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.61921 del
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Only 1 week until the Olympics. I will be posting Vinderbuds for the speed skating events


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.61922 del
>>61917
its seldomly been more over


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.61923 del
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lets see what a more respectable american runner has been up to
>grinding 73 eggs at altitude
business as usual


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.61924 del
>>61921
Women's speed skating is the gooner's Super Bowl


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.61925 del
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>>61923
calorie bros?


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.61926 del
>>61925
>thin person drinking diet coke
breaking new ground


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.61927 del
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phil gayman took the mauna kea KOM, showing that doping does in fact work


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.61928 del
>>61926
I never had diet cola in me life


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.61929 del
>>61927
>4.5h segments
is strava going too far


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.61930 del
>>61928
but made in czechoslovakia normal goga gola tastes like diet coke made in Germany.


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.61931 del
>>61927
>from the kona side
WEAK


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.61932 del
>>61929
it is mostly one climb I think, maybe some flat in the middle


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.61933 del
>>61925
You must be <80 IQ to drink diet coke in the middle of 6k kcal ride


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.61934 del
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well, let's see how it goes


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.61935 del
will do 4x20min threshold to honor this memco hattrick


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.61936 del
>>61935
based


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.61937 del
my Body Battery™ is FAR too low to score any vinestering


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.61938 del
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>>61921
Very well.


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.61939 del
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>doping hair
The fuck


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.61940 del
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Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.61941 del
>>61939
OH OH


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.61942 del
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>>61938
It is still very much doubtful whether SEMIRUNNIY will run the 5k. I think the Chinese guy who qualified is injured but China can put in someone else if necessary. And who knows whether they have some other dude ready somewhere, information from China is not uhm very readily available


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.61943 del
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>>61940


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.61944 del
>>61939
every day he looks more and more lesbian


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.61945 del
>>61939
took an extra dose to win MSR and PR
we are going to see what thermonuclear attacks really mean


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.61946 del
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Recently bleached hair has been a clear indicator of utter fraudulence. Adjust accordingly


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.61947 del
>>61939
Richard Virenque called and wants his haircut back


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.61948 del
>>61939
K I N O


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.61949 del
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>>61942
I do not care THAT much (I do some) about our naturalized ruski, it is more of Olympics hype in general, not felt by me since I don't know, last time in Italy, counting in summer ones too.


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.61950 del
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What's with this practically raw steak


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.61951 del
>>61950
bloody meat is good for hæmatocrit init


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.61952 del
>>61950
Raw meat is the best


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.61953 del
>>61950
this confuses the burger


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.61954 del
>>61953
Also boomer parents who cook everything to mush


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.61955 del
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Topkek


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.61956 del
>>61950
>he's eating raw meat
adjusting even further


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.61957 del
>>61953
It does. Steak is better when it's cooked enough to render the fat. There's big streaks of unrendered fat there


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.61958 del
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>>61949
What do you mean you do not care, of COURSE you care. This is a GOLD medal contender, who probably gets sidelined for some Ching Chong shitter who is only contending for last place. This is an OUTRAGE. There should be riots in the streets in Warschau.


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.61959 del
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>>61934
I will live, it would seem


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.61960 del
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*record scratches*


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.61961 del
>>61960
I imagine that this how you chuted on your old spesh gr*vel bike


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:33 [Preview] No.61962 del
>>61961
I got assassinated


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.61963 del
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>>61935
had a little more in the tank for my habibi


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.61964 del
>>61963
nice work, pity it was mostly in an ev*n zone


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.61965 del
>>61963
that's a lot of eggs


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.61966 del
>>61963
pwoah


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.61967 del
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>>61963


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.61968 del
>>61965
I did eat a lot the past 2 days so it was a necessary ride


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.61969 del
fuuuuuuuck a bunch of boomers close to me won the euromillions, what a waste of money


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.61970 del
>>61969
Just rob them


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.61971 del
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Lmao, why am I seeing this


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:16 [Preview] No.61972 del
>>61971
is this a parody account?


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.61973 del
>>61972
I am afraid not


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.61974 del
>>61971
man's missing a knee and an ankle and yet he soldiers on
true champion


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.61975 del
Imagine this: grug retires from cross and wout wins the 2027 WC. Hype is at a all time high and we get to enjoy a full spring of cope


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.61976 del
>>61975
in the paralympics maybe


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.61977 del
>>61976
Common, even half a leg Wout should be able to beat tibo&tibor


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.61978 del
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>>61977
can't even beat SWEECK anymore bert, it's over


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.61979 del
>>61977
tibor has beat him before he can do it again


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.61980 del
>>61977
Lol


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Forgot Chris been training his son for a full year now (starting from 0). Good number, a LOT of hours


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.61982 del
>>61981
bottom bracket of cat B in zwift tbh


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.61983 del
>>61981
is this on cola and snickers or is chris evolving


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.61984 del
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The whole training plan is just train at z2 and race lmao


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:51 [Preview] No.61985 del
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what a waste of money this guy must be for cancellara's bank account


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.61986 del
>>61984
>lots of hours
>race
>be born strong
its that simple


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.61987 del
>>61985
Allah has been a better signing lmao


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.61988 del
>>61985
whats the qrd on hirschi turning to shit at tudor? Anyone squeaking about him in the press or have we just forgotten about hirschi


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.61989 del
>>61986
35k km is a hell of a year


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.61990 del
>>61987
I would even say that allah was the 2nd best signing the team has done behind storer


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:06 [Preview] No.61991 del
Sometimes I wonder where this legend is at
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BaldBoris
He hasn't posted in 7 years


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:16 [Preview] No.61992 del
>>61991
>Templates created
>Doping at the Tour de France
someone had him silenced


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Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.61994 del
>>61931
the hard part is the same though

I drove up from the Hilo side last year and down the Kona side


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.61995 del
>>61958
I don't think we're getting people on the streets about a speedshitter after nothing happened because of the new energy, gas and waste bill.
We shall squeak about JILEK anyways.


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.61996 del
>>61985
I bet Storer and Voisard are dirt cheap compared to Hirschi and Küng.


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:56 [Preview] No.61997 del
>>61993
i never realized they made two more tro bro leons. ha ha


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.61998 del
we live in australia


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.61999 del
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10th annual cadel evans great ocean space race


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.62000 del
>>61999
imagine the eggs


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.62001 del
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hm?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.62002 del
>>62001
>Bon jour, fellow Vismoids


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:10 [Preview] No.62003 del
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the jayco lad is still pulling, like a good boy


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.62004 del
allez santi


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.62005 del
my turn to take month off duvelkes
the consequences might never be the same


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.62006 del
CHUTE


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.62007 del
brennan vs the world rn


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.62008 del
tobias lund wins! good race


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.62009 del
>>62008
Brennoid's nemesis


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.62010 del
Veloman has absolutely lost it with these recent velogames
Some dude named ben granger is 12 points


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.62011 del
>>62010
Sander DE PESTEL at 10, good value heh


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.62012 del
Why are we hyping brennan again?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.62013 del
>>62012
Brit, visma, has teeth like a horse


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.62014 del
>>62010
why doesnt it let me pick mads


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.62015 del
this tobias lund keeps dabbing on brannan. I should keep him on the radar for smaller races.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.62016 del
>>62015
That will be 16 pts, thank you


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.62017 del
>>62015
I wonder how DSM feels about not keeping him considering he's scoring more UCI points in 2 weeks than they will in months


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.62018 del
>>62017
the perpetual existence of DSM is to lose promising runners to real teams so im sure they are numb to it by now


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.62019 del
>>62018
must hurt more now considering half their budget is going to kwabkobsen


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.62020 del
Brennan started sprinting from 1km out, very gaviria-esque. Must be a brainlet issue


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.62021 del
>>62020
also funny to see zana sprinting on his wheel getting absolutely heemed by every fast man, good effort though


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.62022 del
Today is the start of the new cycling season with Marseille la Marseillaise in Marseille.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.62023 del
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>>62022
Let's go


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.62024 del
comicale at the juniors


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.62025 del
>>62023
no more tro bro toblerone is a shame


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.62026 del
>>62025
Yeah I don't know what's up with that


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.62027 del
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did some of that LT1 everyone is raving about building that aerobic base
(ignore the weird power drops)


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.62028 del
>>62027
I still don't know what LT1 means, is it just the z2 of 2025?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.62029 del
>>62028
I don't even know, something about lactate thresholds
I just did it because it's like Z2 but atleast you feel some resistance and it doesn't wear me out


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.62030 del
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CATASTROPHIC GRANDE FAILURE


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.62031 del
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>>62028
>>62029
The way finnbert described it it's Z2 on steroids, at 75% of ftp


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.62032 del
>>62031
intensity depends on your fitness, for beginners it can be as low as 60% of ftp but for top tier endurance athletes it can be well over 80%. Mine is somewhere under 80% but over 75%

you guys should really read up on it I mean come on it'll be the first result on any search engine and probably less than 3 sentences to read. Not too much to ask


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.62033 del
>>62032
can you even know accurately without doing the blood test


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.62034 del
yeah, guys, just do your research first


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.62035 del
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My stella team looks fine.
I will try not to mess with it so I don't do an ulala disaster to meself.
NOT entertaining psyops.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.62036 del
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WE ARE SO BACK


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.62037 del
>>62035
a good sprinter will get added last minute and ruin your team anyway


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.62038 del
>>62025
They ran out of pigs to hand out, please understand. And remco al ibn-bin remco said that pigs aren't halal.


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>>62033
You can't and the real way of figuring it out is a session in the rape lab however if you do high z2 and can sustain it without fatiguing a lot you're on the right track imo because carb consumption ramps up quickly past lt1 so you'll run out of steam rather fast. But focused lt1 training is for advanced athletes anyways, I still do all z2 at the high end regardless because it's just more fun especially outdoors and there's no drawback since I don't ride that many hours and I reckon that goes for all of us.
Just fyi last winter I did some testing out of curiosity where I did 2h at 70% another ride 2h at 76% and another ride 2h at 82% and there was basically no difference between 70% and 76% but a big difference between 76% and 82%, riding over lt1 eats at you so there's no mistaking it. Seiler was right


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.62040 del
>>62032
>>62031
>>62029
For me I do my LT1 work around 70-75% of FTP, feels hard but not too hard and I can get 2-3h of time there without too much fatigue. I can pass the talk test but it's definitely not "all day pace" that I can just hammer out without thinking.
I have been thinking about getting a lactate meter for these efforts, usually I just triangulate from RPE / HR / power.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.62041 del
>>62038
the race still exists bert, just not part of the coupe


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.62042 del
>>62022
mass sprinter, solo or reduced group place your bets


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.62043 del
>>62038
can't go around handing out pigs when more and more of your riders and investors don't like 'em can you


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.62044 del
>>62042
Lapeira wins


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.62045 del
>>62040
Yeah exactly it feels like you're working but it's not like it kills you so you have to take a day off, it's really satisfying


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.62046 del
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>Judge rules that baldness is a disability in tax row with wig makers


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.62047 del
did we ever discus how ski jumpers inject their dick with acid
no wonder roglic is like he is


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.62048 del
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Alright this velogoomble is hard. Like, Autismbert-must-die-difficulty hard. So many frauds on this list


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.62049 del
>>62047
Yes I posted the link a while ago ppattt


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.62050 del
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There is not a single decent runner on this startlist what the flop


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.62051 del
>>62050
More important than TdF


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.62052 del
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Aw shit, Lapeira has a not-horrible TT.
Adjustment necessary.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.62053 del
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>>62051
Yes unironically, velogoomble is CRAZY. My veloseason died because I picked double instead of higuita. Instead of first I got 19th or something because of that one pick. In this shitty french race I don't how to weight trash racing against trash, axelgaard help me


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.62054 del
>>62053
don't waste your coins on groenewegen is all I can say


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.62055 del
>>62005
I don't recommend it.

In all seriousness tho, it was a nice reset. Lost some weight, slept great. Realized I'm probably not an alcoholic because it wasn't hard to do at all.

I'll do it every year going forward and may consider doing it again in June or so


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.62056 del
>>62054
The rose rocket did a solid leadout in that one race!


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.62057 del
>>62056
it doesn't even matter because the 6th guy in GC will make more than him
that's not even taken in the fact that he could lose the sprints too to some jobber


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.62058 del
>>62047
It was fake


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.62059 del
>>62057
the anti gc points squeakers were right


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.62060 del
Just watched Cadel Evans. Brennan is retarded and didn't even shake Andresen's hand, just sulked off. What a bitch.

Andresen very soulful celebration, will cheer for him going forward


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.62061 del
>>62058
how do you know, did you inspect them?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.62063 del
Chladonova running u23? Embarassing


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.62064 del
burger lassie already humbled, DNF


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.62065 del
kek they interview the national coach at the side of the course here
what an absolutely useless job


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.62066 del
big thighs on the italian cyclista


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.62067 del
Chladonova goes solo


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.62068 del
>>62067
just posting lies now bertacek?
on the internet?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.62069 del
>>62066
Tuning in


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.62070 del
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lauren the mill, dios mio


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.62071 del
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>>62070


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.62072 del
>Gottwald
>Müller
>Sonnemann
>Bruchner
Sounds very German and none of them is from Deutschland


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.62073 del
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metalframebros you too can be ayro soon


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.62074 del
>>62073
price for the frame?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.62075 del
>>62074
somewhere between 2000 and 2300€


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.62076 del
>>62073
It's just rounded tubes?.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.62077 del
Chladonova cought


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.62078 del
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>>62076
the headtube is hourglassy and deep!


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.62079 del
alles over te doen michel


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.62080 del
>>62078
Ah, at least 2w at 50km/h I see. The extra 2k€ is justified


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.62081 del
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>>62080
that is for the consumer to decide


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.62082 del
>>62080
are there steel is real guys that care about aero?
I think the frames look nice and I would buy them because they look nice but not for performance


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.62083 del
very nice move by bentveld


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.62084 del
doesn't look good for the flower of slovakia


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.62085 del
>>62082
I highly doubt it


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.62086 del
she's scared of the downhills


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.62087 del
horrible corner, it's over


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.62088 del
it's over


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.62089 del
HOLY SHIT she bottled it big time


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.62090 del
2 really nice lines in the descent to put her under pressure
top tier cx


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.62091 del
>>62082
No way they do but you see, standert maneuvered themselves into a corner and got bullied for it so they had to do something. They market their bike as nice and classy but also as a superior crit race machines and even sent them out to the media. The media then of course stated the obvious, how can a frame that is not aero at all and not light be a race machine and social media commenters trashed the brand even further. And this is them reacting to that entire thing


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.62092 del
ah scheisse, not bad though since she's 2.5 years younger or something


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.62093 del
live throwing up close up


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.62094 del
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>>62091
They should have made a alu aero frame and keep the steel for the retired dentists


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.62095 del
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I can't watch Mathieu dab on some retards because I have to FUCKING work


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.62096 del
Chladonova is very cute and very briefly it looked to me like she had painted on whiskers. VERY cute


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.62097 del
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>>62095
don't get stuck in the tunnel again, friendo


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.62098 del
finna go for a short ride now, when I'm back matje will be a minute ahead of nys and tibor


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.62099 del
>>62094
their steel frame is the same price or cheaper than their alu frame as far as I can tell looking at the website


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.62100 del
Awful sprint from the Rockets. Adjusting Groenewegen OUT.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.62101 del
>>62100
thank god, no need to think about that anymore


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.62102 del
Marit first real win


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.62103 del
Alessio MAGAgnotti? Since when are political statements allowed


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.62104 del
>>62094
they should've just stayed in their lane and never even play the race bike angle or if at all just say >hi yes our bike is nice and oldschool with a new touch and you can even race on it! and sponsor a team maybe but don't lean super hard on that.
Hydroforming frames like specialized would eat too much into their FAT margins


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.62105 del
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>>62097
Don't get sick again oh wait you already were


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.62106 del
>>62100
>outsprinted by Iúri Leitão
Oh nonono


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.62107 del
Soulful win in Mallorca


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.62108 del
>>62104
I get your point. The look is nice though, even if it's massively outpriced


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.62109 del
>>62100
Eh, now everyone will know to not pick him.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.62110 del
which alloy bike was finbert on again?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.62111 del
>>62106
They lost their position before the sprint. He might have been the fastest but he started from far back and even had to swerve to avoid another rider.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.62112 del
astana another nice UCI point haul


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.62113 del
>>62110
None I believe, he bought a fairlight steel but never rode it (kek)


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.62114 del
>>62110
>>62113
I have had a Standert Kreissage back in 2022 but sold it a long time ago. My daily ride is a Fairlight Secan and yes, I briefly had the Strael frame but sold it.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.62115 del
What's so great about steel?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.62116 del
>>62112
Nobody cares about UCI points anymore Bert. Until in two years someone will be like "wait what we are in danger????? How can this suddenly be happening"


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.62117 del
>>62115
They say it has better feel or something, maybe is longer lasting, whatever.

Only steel bike I've had was a fixed gear from BikesDirect and it didn't change my life.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.62118 del
>>62116
He's putting them in the bank for intrest


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.62119 del
>>62115
Always thought it was about durability and repairability and possibly cheaper (not the case anymore). Like me I never use my cage anymore and do 90% of my travel with the bike a cheaper robust alloy frame is interesting but the market doesn't seem to think that way and prices it for the dental man.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.62120 del
>>62115
R E A L
E
A
L


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.62121 del
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Bęrt I have been doing some research. The only way SEMIRUNNIY can run the 5km is when someone from a country with no replacement runner gets sick or injured. As far as I can see this is only the case for two countries: Austria (FARTHOFER) and Czechia (JILEK). So you know what to do


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.62122 del
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Oh wait there is another one of course: Belgium (SWINGS). Forgot about Belgium again


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.62123 del
where to best watch cycling? what's the current daddy website? Tiz gives nothing and I lost my access to cheap eurosport recently sucks


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.62124 del
>>62123
Unless you're a paypig like me, situation is grim


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.62125 del
>>62123
Link is in the OP my Bert


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.62126 del
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>>62121
I know.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.62127 del
>>62123
I am watching cx on czech tv
Daddy has been like 99% dead stream for me lately so I am back at 480p tiz


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.62128 del
>>62127
For Saudi it worked for me. But I can't find CX


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.62129 del
480p tiz chads rise UP


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.62130 del
Put my life savings on Andrew STROHMAYER. USA is due for a cyclocross win.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.62131 del
>>62128
Saudi was on youtube though, not even tiz


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.62132 del
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It's Sunday so I can leave home the latest 15:30. Surely Mathieu is already gone by then


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.62133 del
>>62131
It was? I watched it on daddy.whatever it was


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.62134 del
Real ciclismo fans watch like this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cIBCUDw7TCg [Embed]


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.62135 del
ON Y VA


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.62136 del
BOROS is washed


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.62137 del
Del Grosso thermonucléaire


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.62138 del
>It's a Sunday club ride for Alpecin
Kek


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.62139 del
Hij gaat er een patat op geven Michel


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.62140 del
Ok I think autismbert can go to work already, it's over


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.62141 del
Doesn't even care to hop


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.62142 del
Good koers, this


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.62143 del
CHUTE RON HAAR


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.62144 del
Alright now it's over for good. I am off


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.62145 del
>under 1 hour WC
LAME


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.62146 del
once cx is finally dood I can finally start catching some ompoop fever


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.62147 del
>>62146
Maybe that's what I was ill with...


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.62148 del
Youtube recommends me a czech autismbert who rides city bus for living and then comes home and plays and streams tramway simulator.
Truly living the dream


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.62149 del
Assassination of Troon AERTS by the coward ORTS


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.62150 del
>>62148
I got into snowrunner it’s not really as simmy and more just mudrunner


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.62151 del
>>62150
A friend plays that a lot and has like all the 20 DLC maps, requires a lot of patience


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.62152 del
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Legs a bit heavy, hopefully this is the last r*pe of the season


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.62153 del
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>>62152


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.62154 del
5 km to go in (sunny) France


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.62155 del
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Some brave lads out front in Marseille.

>>62152
Wish there was an end in sight to the r*** for me...


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.62156 del
almost an assassination by a tifosi on a bike in France!


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.62157 del
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>>62155
I might have been too optimistic. This has been the worst winter in 15 years


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.62158 del
NYS KWAB


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.62159 del
>>62157
NICE KWAB


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.62160 del
COCKHARD WINS
and a ASSASSINATION CHUTE?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.62161 del
powerful Coquard sprint phwoar!


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.62162 del
Based COQUARD. Not 20 minutes ago the commentators were talking him down.

>>62157
For me I will be pleasantly surprised to ride outside in April. I don't like to be out below 65 deg lol. I should move out of New England.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.62163 del
>>62162
IS that 18 celcius? Lmao, a bigger coldlet than I am.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.62164 del
>>62151
Yeah game is just endless mud grind and right tool for right screw type of deal rushing nets you doing it all over again


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.62165 del
>>62157
holy softman


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.62166 del
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Bert is not wrong winter is bad this year, hardest winter of my life. And while we're at the topic of who's softest I'm claiming hardest man in the thread since I rode outside at around freezing. At times it was even wet, humidity-temperature-tip gains pwoah


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.62167 del
>>62165
>>62166
My cope has always been that we're all adapted to a temp window and mine needs to go to almost 40 for the summer


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.62168 del
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>>62163
Its not as much that I'm a coldlet as it is that I'm a cold-gear-let. I love to run/hike in the cold, but I just hate cold weather cycling gear and the combination of getting hot with exertion and the windchill at speed is not my cup of tea. Anything beyond arm/leg warmers and a baselayer shirt is too much for me.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.62169 del
>>62167
well it's not like I'm having a warm and comfy time out there to be honest. I still have to cover up like a muslim


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.62170 del
>>62168
>combination of getting hot with exertion and the windchill at speed
it sucks and there is no winning kek you die one death somewhere, you'll either sweat more at one point for freeze more at another and to make matters worse you also can't breathe that well which is my main gripe. Either you are covered up and breathe through cloth which impedes breathing a lot or you breathe cold air which irritates your lungs and throat. So I end up not doing many efforts and just z2.
All of that is why its only for hardmen, or diamondmen as I like to call us - the hardest of the hard.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.62171 del
>>62169
I have the gear for freezing rides, I've done it several time when the commute demanded it. I wasn't even that cold, but for some reason it is very hard mentally to start the ride.

On the other hand going out for a 35 degree ride feels great. After that the body starts to complain


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.62172 del
>>62167
starting the ride is always the hard part, I usually don't feel like it's that bad when you get going a bit but making the effort to go when you know the conditions are shit is very difficult


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.62173 del
Caja rural CHADS humiliating Unibert VIRGINS on both fronts today


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.62174 del
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3.4k need it or keep it


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.62175 del
>>62174
colored stems are ugly
I don't ride with advertisements on it
chuck it


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.62176 del
>>62174
>p*rchasing bikes
KWAP


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.62177 del
>>62174
He, why not


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.62178 del
anyone watching some turn left cycling?
the dutch femmes got kwabbed hard


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.62179 del
PCS is acting uppity for me the last two days


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.62180 del
>>62178
yeah
tim tom 2nd to a HANSEN like always
>>62179
crashes a lot today


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.62181 del
god I wish I had a track cyclista gf
I've never asked for anything but I do ask for this


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.62182 del
prayers for track ciclistas have to be put on hold since we need to focus our energy on hetty and her squad beating the funky french negress kouame


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.62183 del
>>62178
pay me eurosport and I will


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.62184 del
okay resume praying this one's in the bag


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.62185 del
>>62181
Why are thighs so attractive I have no idea, but they are


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.62186 del
britannia sinks into the sea


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.62187 del
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I do it for she


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.62188 del
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PWAHAHAHA HOW DID THEY MESS THAT UP
of course I did not double clara for a second


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.62189 del
Nice


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.62190 del
big czechs hitting the scene, bertacek where are you


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.62191 del
funny names on both the czech and italian side


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.62192 del
>>62186


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.62193 del
france really finds blacks for every sport


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.62194 del
HAHAHAAHAHA country traitor kwabbed


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.62195 del
>+0.006


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.62196 del
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Reposting, image was broken.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.62197 del
>>62193
How bout chess?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.62198 del
curious that the velodrome is in turkey while they don't participate in the sport at all


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.62199 del
>>62198
maybe they want to take part in the olympic cycle, would require them to build a drome first


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.62200 del
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she's still there


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.62201 del
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good races tomorrow evening


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.62202 del
>>62200
phwooar


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.62203 del
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We are so fucking back


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.62204 del
>>62203
👋 gains


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.62205 del
>>62203
Thank you for contributing to france GDP, we really need it


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.62206 del
>>62204
>Thinking I had any gains to lose


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.62207 del
>>62203
>alcoholismo zonder duvels
don't know know that's bad for you


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.62208 del
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>>62206
What do you mean you didn't make gains in the 25/26 Big Gains Big Guns winter? Well it's not too late yet go make some gains so you can drink them away


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.62209 del
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looking back I maybe could have gone harder but I really don't feel like I could without blowing my body up


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.62210 del
>>62209
impressive. very nice
>The percentage option scales the zones (e.g. optimal training) to match your current fitness and is probably the better choice.
now let's see that december in instant death mode


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.62211 del
>>62209
what happens in the high risk zone


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.62212 del
>>62209
My last three months began with birth of my child. So two months with rare rides and then started pretty consistent again in January.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.62213 del
I forgot about the next remco™ riding for movistar. I don't know what to expect from him this season as I assume that he will be in the big boy races this season.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.62214 del
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>>62212
Forgot pic


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.62215 del
>>62213
he was surprisingly good in one day races last year which is very weird because he's one of the least explosive riders I've ever seen
hope he keeps it up


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.62216 del
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>>62210
it is in form% if that's what you mean
this is absolute values but seems the same


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.62217 del
>>62211
OVERTRAINING


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.62218 del
>>62211
Remember that Austrian Bert that did 30/30s until his heart rate pegged at 200 and couldn't slow it down


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.62219 del
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>>62217
ahhhhhhh


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.62220 del
the only time I've went in the red zone this year were 150km+ rides


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.62221 del
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>>62218
death by interval


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.62222 del
>>62211
moribund fatigue, organ failure, death, etc.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.62223 del
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>>62218
the berts we've lost along the way


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.62224 del
>>62213
if you just treat him as what he is [a normally progressing 22yo runner] he's still very promising. zonder freak health issues


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.62225 del
>>62216
wow congrats bertman that's a sign of BIG consistency
my absolute and percentage graphs are always wildly different dynamic range


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.62226 del
who dares to pick bloblo for valenciana


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.62227 del
>>62226
if he's sub 12 points and remstink isn't 28 or some shit I'll do it


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.62228 del
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why is this team obsessed with finding bad riders from exotic nations instead of focusing on good spaniards


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.62229 del
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>>62214
>>62216
Very cool
Me meself have been trying harder since new year


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.62230 del
>>62070
>>62071
How to fix her career? Puck managed to get her a spot in the fenix dev team this season, but her results are disappointing.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.62231 del
>>62228
good spaniards go to CAJA RURAL


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.62232 del
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speaking of dead careers, what happened to this dude


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.62233 del
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speaking of dead careers, what happened to this dude


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.62234 del
>>62232
he's coming back big time in 2026


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.62235 del
>>62230
reckon it's retirement from here on out, I can't even look up how she has been doing on the road because pcs keeps crashing before I get there


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.62236 del
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>>62233
pain


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.62237 del
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>>62233
>>62236
Mogged hard by big Pablo in that one Vuelta stage. I feel like he's been injured often or unlucky. Maybe Remco will be sort of a rising tide lifting all ships for the team


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.62238 del
>>62237
ahh pablito, another rider that has gotten worse


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.62239 del
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Streaming Odd Thomas - a Dean R. Koontz novel adaptation - on Feb 7 at 9 and 21:00 CET (3am and 3pm EST for the odd american, 11 and 23 for the odd rusbert).
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.62240 del
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loved that kern pharmdopage arc though
remember that berrade dude suddenly showing up in the queen stage


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.62241 del
>>62238
The dude is getting banned for anomaly in the next to years. 100%


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.62242 del
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The boys


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.62243 del
Was looking what Alfred Brockwell is up to and he has to have the boomer name read record of all.
Recorded with a broccoli on the other end of a pipe.
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/alfred-wright
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/alfred-wright


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.62244 del
>>62243
please understand bandwith no good in chilean mountains


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.62245 del
you HAVE donated to intervals icu...haven't you Bert?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.62246 del
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>>62245
I have never even peaked at the site


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.62247 del
>>62245
i pay them the same amount i do to watch ciclismo


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:12 [Preview] No.62248 del
>>62247
what do you pay for


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.62249 del
>>62246
it's an absolutely great tool


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.62250 del
>>62249
yeah sure but I have 0 use for any of that


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.62251 del
>>62228
Don't speak ill of /cyc/ legends like Chumil, Fagundez, Sainbayar and Langelotti


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.62252 del
>>62240
My man Urko, one of my greatest 4 velocoins picks


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.62253 del
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>>62250
neither do I


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.62254 del
>>62228
>Czech'em repubz
>exotic


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.62255 del
>>62250
you use a pencil and paper to track you're training logs?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.62256 del
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Don't forget to start your week properly with a nice endurance rape berts.
And yeah I've paid my subscription to intervals, such a fantastic product.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.62258 del
>>62257
just Marseille things, I bet this scene will be in Taxi 6 (I have no idea how many Taxi movies they made)


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.62259 del
>>62258
>>62257
Honestly lucky the guy didn't want to steal the bikes. Would have been amazing to witness


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.62260 del
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Remind me when this dude went to see a bike race in Marseille and some youth cut his lock right next to him to steal his bike


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.62261 del
What do we expect from Tibor this road season? Does he have the base to be able to help in the monuments?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.62262 del
I am hearing that brave czech track runners beaten uppity dutchmen


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.62263 del
>>62255
I don't track any training logs but if I ever wanted to look something up I could do so on strava


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.62264 del
>>62263
but how do you make sure you rode efficiently in ketosis and your protein levels have not dropped?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.62265 del
The Kubiš vs Groenewegen conundrum


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.62266 del
>>62264
just eyeball it all innit
just go with the flow


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.62267 del
Man my Whoop numbers look terrible after that vin and I feel way worse than I remember feeling after a bit of booze. Hmm maybe I should keep alcohol to a once a week thing.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.62268 del
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This very /cyc/ caught sleeping on the great Robinson CHALAPUD scoring a respectable Top 10 in San Juan


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.62269 del
>>62263
Intervals is great for sharing your data with your coach, what do you use for that? Everybody has a coach these days


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.62270 del
>>62269
>he only has one (1) coach
I communicate with most of me coaches via this very /bert/


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.62271 del
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My coach says take it easy until Wednesday due to my recent illness.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.62272 del
>>62271
Zone 1 time


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.62273 del
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Italian dopage scandal in biathlon


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.62274 del
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Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.62275 del
>>62273
Only surprising thing is it's not Giacomeme. I guess he's guaranteed some medals for the host nation, so he gets a pass.

Still, great to see grandes getting their doping game back on track. They had been getting outshone by Russians, Norwegians and Sudacas in recent years, so it's good that they're following in Sinner's (bravo to the italian dopage industrial complex for the surname choice) footsteps.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.62276 del
>>62272
Always seemed stupid to me, unless you just want to get out for a ride (which I can't due to weather and conditions).


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.62277 del
>>62276
>riding an indoor bike is...le bad for you
KWAB


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.62278 del
Kimberley (Le Court) Pienaar (née (Le Court) de Billot)


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.62279 del
>>62278
relation to NIELSEN Magnus ?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.62280 del
Raping really isn't the same without CX on the tv


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.62281 del
Had brake failure today... On my cager


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.62282 del
>>62281
hot damn how bad was it


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.62283 del
>>62282
Not that bad I don't use it much and don't go far, winter wasn't too kind on my old rustbucket


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.62284 del
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let me guess, you need more?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.62285 del
>>62283
well as long as you didn't crash its all good
>>62284
kek


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.62286 del
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That'll do I guess. Also turns out I need more than 5 minutes warmup, the 370/170 set felt easier than the first one at 360/160


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 17:28 [Preview] No.62287 del
>>62284
This is a classic straight out of the gr*vel scene.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.62288 del
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>>62286
once again putting bertacek to shame, zero decency


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.62289 del
big czech with bronze in turn left kilometer


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.62290 del
this is brtek if he discovered eating earlier


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.62291 del
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>>62290
and this is him now


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.62292 del
>>62286
Very nice! Have you tried doing slightly harder "unders"? I find 40/20s with the 20s bouts at near LT1 to be pretty incredible but hard


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.62293 del
Thanks to knowing who Sampionbisiklet is I knew what they meant by Europasampion.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.62295 del
Quite a Polish face on that pepik.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.62296 del
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Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:04 [Preview] No.62297 del
total kollaps from the femmes
grandes winning


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:10 [Preview] No.62298 del
dont like what I'm seeing


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:10 [Preview] No.62299 del
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Funny power chart this one.
>>62292
To be completely honest since I'm doing the erg modes by hand, I find it convenient to have 3XX/1XX since it's just one button to tap twice


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.62300 del
>>62298
slags are too stronk


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.62301 del
new WR, for the second time today


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.62302 del
>>62300
>+2.640
g r i m


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.62303 del
Aouch


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.62304 del
Rounder wheels. And thighs.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:16 [Preview] No.62305 del
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Cofidis might be a shit team but they do have the nicest looking bike of the peloton


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:17 [Preview] No.62306 del
>>62305
paintjob is bad there was a better one some time ago, this is a massive downgrade


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.62307 del
>>62306
invert the white and black and it'd be great


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.62308 del
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>>62306
I don't mind it. I really prefer the white option but I guess people don't buy white bikes anymore. God they are expensive though


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.62309 del
fucking hell the french did so bad they had to give up
a grim day


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.62310 del
>>62309
Humiliated


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:23 [Preview] No.62311 del
>>62299
>just one button to tap twice
please elaborate my bert
I always have to tap a bunch of times to score my g*rmin to the new power setting, what I'm doing wrong?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.62312 del
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>>62305
>>62308
this paintjob here is better
the guy who sold me my pinarello frameset had that, I think you can't buy it regularly


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.62313 del
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ahh, adjustment day


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.62314 del
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Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.62315 del
>>62313
FUCK. Oh wait I didn't make a team yet and don't even know which race this is


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.62316 del
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>>62312
>>62315
Look, it's Time!


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.62317 del
>>62315
well its not valenciana that one's still not open as far as I can see


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.62318 del
That italian girl is BIG


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.62319 del
>>62312
Yeah this one is good too.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 18:49 [Preview] No.62320 del
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Third day in a row, a race yesterday, pretty good considering 5 days of sniffles or mild cold or whatever the FUCK that was.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 19:11 [Preview] No.62321 del
>>62320
please explain how many times you pushed the watts button


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 19:11 [Preview] No.62322 del
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>>62311
I use the wahoo ap


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 19:23 [Preview] No.62323 del
fuck it
I pick kubis


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.62324 del
>>62322
thanks pal that seems a lot easier than wot I have to do


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.62325 del
>>62323
of coursh


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.62326 del
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>>62321
there's a button for watts?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.62327 del
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>>62326


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.62328 del
>>62326
kek


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.62329 del
>>62326
didn't know you fell for the odd zones only facism


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.62330 del
>>62326
jej


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.62331 del
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>>62326
waar Z1?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 19:54 [Preview] No.62332 del
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not gonna lie I forgot almost all these people existed


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.62333 del
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>>62332
Foss?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.62334 del
>>62332
there are too many bad WT riders, imagine if we didn't goomble and check pcs. Your average race only viewer has never heard of these guys


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:21 [Preview] No.62335 del
Théo Delacroix


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:25 [Preview] No.62336 del
Victor Loulergue, a secret pick I give for thee for free


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.62337 del
>>62336
At half the price of Decomble even. Adjusted.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.62338 del
IMAMURA Sunsuke, japanese ITT champion, four pointer


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:31 [Preview] No.62339 del
>>62338
>lotto has a jap riding world tour races


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.62340 del
AG2R legend Jaakko HÄNNINEN finished 96th at Marseille la Marseillaise. that's not good enough for me to pick him as secret and forgotten rider. also most Nice Metropole riders are 6 point wtf


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.62341 del
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why did they have to describe the injuries so graphically?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.62342 del
>>62341
why blur it, show the world the consequences of tubeless and hookless


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.62343 del
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>>62342
>consequences of tubeless and hookless
it was not the consequences of tubeless and hookless


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.62344 del
>>62343
I will not sway from this fact (opinion)


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.62345 del
the tubeless revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the ciclismo race


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:51 [Preview] No.62346 del
I like how every time /Bert/ blames hookless, further research indicates that the booty-blasted rider in question was not riding hookless


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:52 [Preview] No.62347 del
on the one hand I found a potentially very good runner
on the other hand he's a rose rocketeer and I already have multiple of those, can I afford to pick another


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:53 [Preview] No.62348 del
>>62347
You need four Rockets minimum


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No.62349 del
>>62346
ENVE used to be hookless but I think everyone is making wheels again with atleast some slight hook now
2 years ago had some genuine random tires coming off the wheel in flat races


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:58 [Preview] No.62351 del
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>>62349
shows that the blowback did work a little


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 20:59 [Preview] No.62352 del
>>62350
rex finished the stage with a broken back


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.62353 del
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>>62344
>>62346
I see right through that, it's a plot to discredit still existing tubeless safety concerns by false flagging every minor incident. Consumers who were previously on the fence will inquire if and how exactly the tire blew off only to find out that in reality nothing of this sort happened at all. This in turn will make them discard any incidents (if there were any) and any anti-tubeless people as fake news and fake news spreaders, thus leading to more adoption of the technology. One question remains:
Who is paying you?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.62354 del
>>62348
I will pick LARSEN I think that's a really good pick


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.62355 del
>>62354
mandatory pick


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.62356 del
While I am aware there is anti-tubeless/hookless conspiracy, I did switch back to tubes because I was just tired of the mess of tubeless in my apartment.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.62357 del
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>>62355
does this make him a good pick or a bad pick I'm not sure, is this the truth or psyop


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.62358 del
>>62356
another tubebert joins the cause


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 21:13 [Preview] No.62359 del
>>62357
Kubis wins stage 1 and GC. Groenewegen wins stage 2, 3 and 4. Larsen wins stage 5.
After this performance ASO will invite them to Tour de France.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.62360 del
>>62326
you musn't have p*rchased a model that has it


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.62361 del
>>62358
although i run tubes in hookless wheels. My research suggests this is possibly safe but is not conclusive. I really want to switch back to some standard non hookless carbon wheels


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 21:46 [Preview] No.62362 del
>>62354
That's the pick but besides him I will be running nada rocketeers, I had to also refrain from overloading on CMA FDJters, I WILL be picking the Maltese Falcon THOUGH.
Plus one of my favorite pastaniggers, that can't come through, if I die I die.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 21:46 [Preview] No.62363 del
Where is Valencia too, can't wait to have an over 100 velopoints receipt for 4 mandatory runners.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.62364 del
new similar program H2H feature in PCS is preddy gud
hopefully it will entice berts to donate them


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.62365 del
>>62364
>crashes after every race
nice try veloman


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.62366 del
>>62365
>crashes after every race
sounds like a kino
luv chute comicales, me


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.62367 del
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pogi not a good help helper


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.62368 del
>>62367
who's the bora?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.62369 del
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after eroica on bikes from the 70s, bertolos went back in time even further


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.62370 del
>>62368
I wager tratnik


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:06 [Preview] No.62371 del
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UCI liked that desolate Czech coal mining CX race so much, they are starting their world cup seascon there next season.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:09 [Preview] No.62372 del
>>62370
forgot he was a Boraboy now, that makes sense


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:10 [Preview] No.62373 del
Coquard to win MSR?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.62374 del
>>62373
I would eat a roll of bar tape were that to happen


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.62375 del
>>62371
close enough for a certain bohemian skinwalker to ride his bike there and yet he still won't attend


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:22 [Preview] No.62376 del
>>62371
Ostrava is like 4 hours for me Bert


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.62377 del
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Another day in the life of giga Chad


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.62378 del
>>62376
Is this considered a long distance in your culture


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.62379 del
>>62377
nepo babby at it again


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:43 [Preview] No.62380 del
>>62378
Once in a year kind of trip, kissing you loved ones goodbye, setting up trusts and extra insurance, having car checked, perhaps vacation time too


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:44 [Preview] No.62381 del
>>62371
Akshually it is quite convenient for me. Shan't be making declarations but I will have it in mind.
But I need to see grug to go, otherwise it will have far less appeal.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.62382 del
>>62380
luckily the event happens once a year THEN


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 01:10 [Preview] No.62383 del
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There is a team in Valencia I have never heard of. APS Pro Cycling by Team Cadence Cyclery

What in the fuck is "cyclery". That isn't even a word


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 01:32 [Preview] No.62384 del
>>62383
sure it is
there are several cycleries in my very neighborhood


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.62385 del
>>62383
what if i told you they signed top sprinter matthew WALLS


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.62386 del
https://michaelwoods.cc/how-things-ended/
michael woods retirement squeak. tldr he hated riding cobbles one day a year so much he retired and is going to the retirement home [the american grabble scene] to race on even worse roads then cobbles


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.62387 del
>>62386
Random shot at his boy too, kek


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.62388 del
>>62386
Why us he crying about that champs stage, it was neutralized. He could have put on 5 jackets and ride 20km/h to the finish.
Of all the shit to whine about


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.62389 del
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Abel BALDERSTONE, TEN


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.62390 del
Another gama with absolute bottom.kf the barrel 4 pointers


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.62391 del
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this is the optimal goombling btw


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.62392 del
>>62391
Clean team


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.62395 del
so how many points would peak (dopage) Lance be back in the days in velogoomblin?


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.62396 del
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I know one of these dudes


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.62397 del
>>62396
>Leader Dilan Yeşilgöz
Chudbros, don't think this is for us.
For kwak? Perhaps like pottery.


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.62398 del
>>62386
>It is hard to describe how inhumane and awful it feels riding down the cobbles of the Champs at 70 km/h. After 20 days of consecutive riding, you have saddle sores, aches, and, as the Aussies say, serious “CBF” (couldn’t be fucked).


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.62399 del
>>62386
I'll always remember him for gifting a liege to fucking bob jungels


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.62400 del
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>>62332
Sheffield is a good runner worth remembering and I don't think that's national pride talking. But yes I see your point.

>>62346
I want tubes and I want hooks, non negotiable.

>>62395
Without checking I would think Pog scores more points than Lance, so less than Pog?


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.62401 del
>>62395
How much would prime freddy maertens cost


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.62402 del
>>62401
And how many berts would fall for the knee problem psyop


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.62403 del
Feel like we'll all have very similar teams for the Besseges goomble


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.62404 del
reminder that valenciana is open


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.62405 del
>Name:
<Mathias Sunekær Norsgaard Jørgensen (né Mathias Norsgaard)


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.62406 del
wout is to blame for the retirement of Sheik and chocofem


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.62407 del
>>62405
PCS fucked it up. I think he went from Mathias Norsgaard Jørgensen to Mathias Sunkær Norsgaard when he got married.


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.62408 del
>>62407
pcs could've sneaked a Pedersen in there while he was at it I mean why not


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.62409 del
Sepp "kino" KUSS back in action this week


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.62410 del
>>62403
I think it will be all over the place.
Don't expect that many teams above a hundred of my stupid but elegant pick count sum. 100 is around the average skor for a 9 jockey race, would probably have a pretty hefty std.


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.62411 del
>>62410
surely nobody is picking GREENSTREETS for 18 velocoins


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.62412 del
>evenepoel, pedersn, romeo, foss, sheffield, norsgaard, garcia
why yes I ITT maxxed my valenciana team glad you asked


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.62413 del
the besieged star start list is really crabbe


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.62414 del
>>62413
lost alot of prestige it seems everyone wants to go to valencia


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.62415 del
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>>62411
Sh-shurely..


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.62416 del
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Finbert got a question about the tideace. Did you use both these things? Or just the metal one. I can't get it flush with both and I'm wondering if it's a tolerance issue or if I'm just wrong because it sits flush with just the metal one without the c ring.


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.62417 del
>>62413
I am NOT picking Crabbe


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.62418 del
SON of a BITCH, even Moritz Mauss is 6


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.62419 del
Sakarias Koller Løland. That guy that had zero results and then suddenly won that Veneto race out of nowhere. 10 velocoins please


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.62420 del
>>62418
if I were a world tour rider who gets rated as a 4 while literal conti shitters get rated as 6 or even 8, I'd feel insulted.


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.62421 del
>>62414
It's because the big teams don't trust them with safety. Last year they all abandoned due to cars on the route.


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.62422 del
DEHAIRS DNS. ADJUST


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.62423 del
>>62416
pretty sure the black ring is the one that goes between the base of the fork and the lower headset bearing and the silver one goes on top of the upper headset bearing, I would be surprised if you can assemble the headset without both of them.
if you mean that there's a few (or a few too many) mm gap between fork and bottom of the headtube even after tightening the headset that does depend on tolerances but as long as you can eliminate all play when you tighten the headset it's just cosmetic


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.62424 del
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>>62422
dont have to adjust anything dont know why anyone would have to adjust anything here to be honest


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.62425 del
>>62424
Just adjust Bert. I can see your team and you have (had) Dehairs in there


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.62426 del
>>62425
Nobody had Dehairs when Uhlig was in the Alpecin squad already


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.62427 del
>>62425
I'm adjusting DE PESTEL


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 16:23 [Preview] No.62428 del
never need to adjoost if you just don't goomble
simple as


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.62429 del
>>62428
But everyone has Degoomble


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.62430 del
luv that Felix James Mao Felix guy, only 1 point. what a steal.


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.62431 del
>>62423
mhm yes I think you are correct looking at some pictures
thanks friend


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.62432 del
>>62420
if you're a solid domestique who never is even asked to go in breaks, makes sense you'd be a 4


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.62433 del
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Hating germans is perfectly natural patje


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.62434 del
>>62433
i cant recall ever seen a good thing said about denk ever how caustic can one man possibly be


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.62435 del
>>62434
isn't Pat the most caustic guy in cycling himself


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.62436 del
>>62435
Nah, Patje is the based old man. Speaks his mind without filter, that's all.


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.62437 del
>Bert (zonder foto) lashes out at retired alcoholic Pat Levefere: "most caustic guy in cycling"


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.62438 del
Rewatching Hannibal, TV really peaked in the mid 2010s


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.62439 del
real question: after Pogi gets his 5th Tour this year will he start farming Giri and Vueltas until he retires in 2030? he's got to join the club that's won each GT at least twice


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.62440 del
>>62439
He will never start the giro ever again. Dude almost died of boredom last time


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.62441 del
>>62440
he's inevitably going to have competition at some point, from some combination of aging and newcomers, so I don't think that's a given


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.62442 del
>>62441
one can hope


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.62443 del
>>62441
His contract ends 2030, no one catchs him up by that time and then he's either retiring or weightmaxxing to win roubaix
>75kg pogi
Now that would be a sight


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.62444 del
>>62443
Sixes will humble him


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.62445 del
spring is coming
how often do you grease you're axles and check the bearings for wear, Bert?


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.62446 del
>>62441
This is actually going to be the most kino era of Pogi


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.62447 del
>>62445
I just always assume my bearings are fine.


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.62448 del
>>62445
i assume this is meant euphemistically as surely no one actually does silly things like greasing axles and checking bearings on a regular basis


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 19:21 [Preview] No.62449 del
>>62446
old beefy Pogi fighting for his life against young upstarts


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.62450 del
>>62445
>spring is coming
in like, 2 months maybe


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.62451 del
pick evenpool, mcnuggets, elite and pedersn


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.62452 del
>>62451
No


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.62453 del
Pedersen for 4 is pretty cheap though


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.62454 del
>>62451
Time for adjustments now that the complete startlist is ready.


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.62455 del
my team for valencia is so fucking shit it makes the etoilette team look good like what the fuck I have cort I have foss I have gamershart


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.62456 del
>>62455
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Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.62457 del
>>62448
some of us prefer to perform proppa maintenance on are steeds


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.62458 del
>>62456
I don't remember having such a hard time building a team since we started playing in 2019.


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.62459 del
>>62433
horner with the immediate response https://youtube.com/watch?v=NmIutozaVYI [Embed]
shouldn't have failed remco pat


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.62460 del
>>62433
based


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 21:26 [Preview] No.62461 del
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huh horners video is actually good, real talk through and through


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.62462 del
>>62433
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jdQAZzp-YAY [Embed]
full interview


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 22:18 [Preview] No.62463 del
>>62462
I heard don patje speaking Italian before on Rai. but he still has the Flandrian accent when speaking French.


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 23:17 [Preview] No.62464 del
Bros I love eating cheese so much it's unreal


Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 23:37 [Preview] No.62465 del
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>>62464
it's a smart purchase


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.62467 del
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Alright my team is ridiculous but whatever. I'll just pick Moritz MAUSS, who gives a fuck


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 01:19 [Preview] No.62468 del
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>>62467
MAUS mates, we won


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I don't think I'm going to care about Velogames anymore.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.62470 del
>>62469
>he ever goombled
KWAB


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.62471 del
>>62469
nothing is stopping you from stress-free goombling except your own expectations. pick your boys have fun etc


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.62472 del
Turns out the black compression ring wasn't needed according to the chinese brothers, also I hate internal cables. Anyway build will be complete today and then we ride outside again


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.62473 del
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>Dietary error leaves Bert with lowest weight in months


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.62474 del
Bald fraud - GARMIN Varia RearVue 820: The New Standard in Bike Radars?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7K0Od5Qc8wQ [Embed]


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.62476 del
>>62473
How low did you go? Funnily enough my 800g+ carb diet has also left me at my lowest weight in years (bang on 80kg today) and my wife commented that my stomach/hip section looks thinner.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.62477 del
>>62463
I guess because you just learn to speak with your local accent no talk like a parisian autismo in Belgium, frenchies from le Nord aren’t much better either


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.62478 del
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I have inadvertently slipped into a low carb diet, didn't feel like going for buns in the morning, just ate a big scrambled egsh + whatever veggie I felt like throwing into it + cheese + ham and I am keeping it.
Dinners will now also be going without carb kcal bloaters.
Pasta will still be on the menu, even just because I have to eat it before it goes bad, but pasta is also one of the easier stuff to make when grug want eat but not what eat, easy to keep it light.
Oh, and booze should be done for, but we will see in two weeks.

100kg or less before I am forty here I come, although I will be fine with a 102kg as well.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.62479 del
>>62476
2 kg down in 1 month so far which is fine I guess


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.62480 del
>PROIETTI GAGLIARDONI Mattia
These paster names are getting out hand. They need warm up their wrist everytime before they sign with their name spelled out.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.62481 del
Let's say I've been focused on increasing watts, not reducing weight


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.62482 del
so mads will what? cringe at the performance of his lesser talented brother?


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.62483 del
>Andrea Piccolo arrested for possessing €2000 in fake €20 bills
lmao he didn't handle getting fired well


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.62484 del
>>62483
Wasn't he an onlyfans homo too?


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.62485 del
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>>62484
yes, rusbert reported it first


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.62486 del
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>>62485
lol I had not heard of this


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.62487 del
how piccolo is his, well, you know what I mean


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.62488 del
>>62485
Kek this reads like some Godard movie, what a retard
>>62479
Nice


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.62489 del
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People are skating in the streets today. Imagine a cycling race here


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.62490 del
>>62489
>peloton crashes on straight roads
so just normal racing really


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.62491 del
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Mads pe will win


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.62492 del
>>62489
kek


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.62493 del
>>62491
elite 4/6, true to his name


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.62494 del
>>62491
There should be a "dopage" specialty. Berrade leading the charts there


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.62495 del
my team is full of shitters and i dont like it


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.62496 del
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>>62495
Allez les mecs


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.62497 del
I refused to pick any tietema rider.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.62498 del
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>>62496


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>>62496
I have the exact same team, except for Lozouet, whoever that is


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.62500 del
Oh yeah I have Lecroq of course


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.62501 del
Anyway, team kneepain strikes again. Looks like it's OVER

>De kniepijn van Tim Merlier blijft maar aanslepen. Nadat de sprinter van Soudal Quick-Step in december al twee keer aan de kant stond, begon de pijn vorige week opnieuw. Merlier kreeg tien dagen rust voorgeschreven. Er wordt gehoopt dat hij midden maart in Nokere Koerse aan zijn seizoen kan beginnen.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.62502 del
>>62501
They lost Remco and now Merlier. Magnier will have to carry that team alone.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.62503 del
>>62498
this team is crabbe


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.62504 del
I hate my Valencia team.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.62505 del
>>62504
Same. Good thing that a new race to maniacally obsess about is coming up shortly!


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.62506 del
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At some point I had no sprinters and 4 4 pointers but I decided to go with the black pearl last minute


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.62507 del
>>62489
it’s sun and 10 degrees here kek


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.62508 del
Daniel WANDERTUKOWICZbros, we gaan!


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.62509 del
Sander DE PESTEL is on this startlist


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.62510 del
>>62508
he's going to be in the top 10 most picked riders with how many 4-pointers you need for this race


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.62511 del
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..., ..., ... and ... at the tete


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.62512 del
Wait what why do I have Steff Cras. Who changed my team


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.62513 del
>>62509
guess who picked him


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>>62511


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.62515 del
ugo ul didn't even both to start


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.62516 del
VERCOUILLIE, far too premium fuga fodder is gaan too.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.62517 del
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My man Jaakko HÄNNINEN in the break.
Also, posting winning teams


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.62518 del
>>62515
Had some trepidation about him, did not put him in luckily.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.62519 del
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sander de pestel


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.62520 del
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Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.62521 del
Hey I remember this Huck guy. He was always hanging out with Tom Sawyer or something


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.62522 del
Bertele was right, the picksums are very high for Etoilet:
175 BORING hansbull
174 OPTAKT ENJOYER
171 Marq Qwabendish
170 /pinot/

and far smaller for Valencia:
141 Amigos do Pedal
137 frfr on god
137 >using pedals
137 Marq Qwabendish


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.62523 del
>>62522
I would have thought it was opposite. I guess this shows that Veloman is right and making the best riders mega expensive is good.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.62525 del
let's go brandon


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.62526 del
>>62523
Thought the same, thought there are too many combinations in Etoile for it to converge, too few in Valencia but there you go.
Danny TUUK is like 13th at 7 picks, but he would be 11th if all ex aeqos was counted as a single positions.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.62528 del
fuga might make it


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.62529 del
Vincent Crabbe wins


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.62530 del
thought he was going to make it for a second


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.62531 del
>>62503
WELL WELL WELL


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.62532 del
Kubis is allergic to winning. No matter how weak the competition he chokes.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.62533 del
God damn I have a lot of guys in the top 15 that I didn't expect to be there
Even ultra secret pick Lozouet


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.62534 del
holy crap, he actually won


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.62535 del
>>62531
how do you explain this psy-op then?
>>62417


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.62536 del
>>62535
that is not me, i always post under a dutch flag, i am not autismbert


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.62537 del
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it's a car hauled van now


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.62538 del
>>62536
how do you know you don't have tism or like treins?


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.62539 del
>>62538
i prefer taking a car over a train


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.62540 del
Girmay, Mads P. lachee


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.62541 del
Adjusted out CRABBE, IZUQIERDO, DELACROIX to fit in MOSCHETTI and switch back to AZPARREN.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.62542 del
>>62540
/elite/ too, possibly


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.62543 del
>>62540
gonna be tough to stay away


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.62544 del
Also adjusted out VACEK since he was not going to finish with Mads in.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.62545 del
Remco already betrayed


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.62546 del
Dumbest team
>using pedals
Patje's Angels


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.62547 del
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You can really see the effects of booze on my heart rate variability.

I've made two big decisions. One is that I'm not going to stress about Velogames any more. The second is that I am going to limit wine to one bottle per week aside from special occasions.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.62548 del
>>62546
what about autismbert, he literally has the exact team as except one rider


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.62549 del
>>62546
VERY good! finally a decent start to a warmuprace


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.62550 del
>Mads P


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.62551 del
>>62547
holly shit even your "good" noomber is atrocious


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.62552 del
>>62547
damn you're a walking corpse


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.62553 del
>>62551
>>62552
Yes well years of regular alcohol will do that I guess.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.62554 del
I think he's done


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.62555 del
KAM JULIO SKORE SOME FAKING WATTS


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.62556 del
it is ogre


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.62557 del
black man fast


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.62558 del
BINI BINI BINI CAN'T YOU SEE


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.62559 del
nice


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.62560 del
LAME


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.62561 del
ben turner is retarded but I'd sign him as a leadout


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.62562 del
Famous leadout man, Aleksandr Vlasov


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.62563 del
Noonebutretegiforsprintbros? We are IN.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.62564 del
>pedersen pickers


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.62565 del
getting BAIS points


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.62566 del
>>62558
SOMETIMES YOUR EYES JUSS HYPNOTIZE ME

I always do that when I have to say him out loud in me head. Same as saying "Texas" with a Texas accent.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.62567 del
>>62562
Remco gave him his motivation back.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.62568 del
dear Lidl, we need to talk. your riders were Aldi tier today.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.62569 del
>>62567
remco did say he was in good shape and sees him as a GC contender


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.62570 del
Patje
Slome Duikelaar and Quinde 2-3 or 3-2

Autismbert got a nice secret pick.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.62571 del
Just slightly annoyed at the LAST FUCKING adjustemnt out of CRABBE whomst I have had in since the first version and then IZQUIERDO who came in late.
If MOSCHETTI didn't show up suddenly I would just leave it alone.

But nevermind, my team is meant for GC anyways.
Thank you for reading my spamlite again.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.62572 del
Did Mads P chute or something?


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.62573 del
>>62572
lol, yep, DNS


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.62574 del
>>62573
*DNF


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.62575 del
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>>62574
>>62573
it's over for me


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.62576 del
>>62572
>>62573
Ehh hello where can I apply for a refund thank you


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.62577 del
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Hmm 7 dudes in the top 15 in Bessèges. Nate PRINGLE was not that great, almost last fucking place. I don't even know who that is, was that a psyop or something


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.62578 del
>>62570
Nencinigod. Too bad the a certain D*ne already ruined everything


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.62579 del
>DNF BALDERSTONE Abel
>22 BALDERSTONE Abel ,,
okay which one is it, pcs?


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.62580 del
>>62579
Just pay money and you will know. Only PCS+ subscribers get the correct results now


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.62581 del
>>62577
it is a funny name, I also picked him


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.62582 del
>>62577
youtuber veloguy gave him as a 'suggestion'


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.62583 del
>>62548
Tismbert is 6th to 9th range


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.62584 del
>Decides to betray bessege after 5 years
>Crash the same day
Good


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.62585 del
for all non-attention payers:
DNF M. Pedersen


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.62586 del
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It's time (I don't want to do it)


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.62587 del
>>62585
...the 4 pointer, right?


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.62588 del
>>62587
Martin is still in the race


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.62589 del
>>62587
reminder that veloman enforces a strict no refunds policy


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.62590 del
news from the bertOlympics that inofficially started today with the first disciplines. Finnish ice hockey girls are already suffering from Dumoulin syndrome.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.62591 del
>>62590
They are shitting next to the rink? That's some interesting television


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.62592 del
>>62586
>DNS
Please give me back the sun I can't take it


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:54 [Preview] No.62593 del
wow what the hell is that top 10 in valencia, I'm dead and gone
etoilet idk I don't remember what I picked I think its okay


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.62594 del
>>62593
You're near me and Rusbert, bottom 10.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.62595 del
Very cool, document about CX WC in Jungbunzlau, 1987
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RNo8XpkLR6Y [Embed]


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.62596 del
>>62594
thats good as we've learned from last goomble you have to start weak to win strong


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 17:01 [Preview] No.62597 del
>>62595
surprised anyone attended since it's about tree hours from where any fans can drive


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.62598 del
>>62597
Jungbunzlau is actually VERY close, even reachable on bike


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.62599 del
wild that a team like lotto keeps so many shitters but doesn't pick up tom crabs from his dying team


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No.62600 del
>>62599
Lotto + Intermarche nightmare blunt rotation


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 17:16 [Preview] No.62601 del
>>62599
They couldn't hire anyone new because they had too many riders already with the merger. Surely they'll try to get him for next year.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 17:16 [Preview] No.62602 del
>In 2026, the UCI will use an A.I.-driven platform that can trawl riders’ social media accounts and inboxes for sensitive keywords and emojis before escalating them for further moderation. Under the scheme, the most vicious trolls could be reported to law authorities.
UCI is finally going after Vayer


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.62603 del
>>62599
I have a feeling there is nepotism at work


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 17:21 [Preview] No.62604 del
>Patrick Lefevere ziet Van Aert de Ronde of Roubaix winnen: “Zelfs tegen Pogacar of Van der Poel”
don patje getting senile


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 17:24 [Preview] No.62605 del
>>62602
More censorship. Just what we need.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 17:24 [Preview] No.62606 del
>>62604
what is he basing that on?


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.62607 del
>>62605
they won't be able to find Bert (zonder photo)


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.62608 del
LAVREYSEN vs RICHARDSON (fuck him)


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.62609 del
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yes


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.62610 del
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Autismbert in the dust


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 18:25 [Preview] No.62611 del
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Bertacek in the dust


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 18:28 [Preview] No.62612 del
ouch


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No.62613 del
Did the infamous 12 minutes of back torture and god I need to do it more often


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 18:38 [Preview] No.62614 del
Lavreysen humbled


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 18:38 [Preview] No.62615 del
fuck me richardson wins 2 - 1 this is the worst thing that could've possibly happened wow it's actually over


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.62616 del
>>62614
he lost a sprint?


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 19:40 [Preview] No.62617 del
>>62616
Yes


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.62618 del
Mads P. added to the collection


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.62619 del
>>62618
wow
kwakked
both me and him


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 21:43 [Preview] No.62620 del
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>>62618
airbagbros..we could have saved him


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.62621 del
this wouldn't have happened if he raced Bessège


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.62622 del
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Putting Autismbert's life savings on the great Matje VACEK winning the Compiègne-Roubaix Hauts-de-France


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.62623 del
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>>62622
>average savings rate of a dutch cave explorer
must big a BIG bet


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.62624 del
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Well, what happened today? Let's see!
>Mads Punishedson


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.62625 del
I want a refund.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.62626 del
No, just cancel Valenciana.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:03 [Preview] No.62627 del
>>62626
cancel the other one as well while we're at it


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.62628 del
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Valenciaga Stage 2 (ITT) OFFICIAL /bet/

>Evenepoel 1.2
>McNulty 9
>Vacek 13
>Almeida 17
>Sheffield 17
>Romeo 19
>Tiberi 21
>Vlasov 23
>Grosschartner 34
>Vermeersch 41
>Lampaert 51
...
>Pedersen N/A

Are we wittnessing Vlasovnessaince?


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.62629 del
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Tour du Gard Stage 2 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Groenewegen 2.1
>Moschetti 3.25
>Crabbe 12
>Rajovic 17
>Kockelmann 19
>Renard 19
>Biermans 23
>Kubis 23
>Penalver 23
>Uhlig 26
>Pedersen 29
>Lapeira 41
>Dujardin 41
>Grisel 67
...
>Leroux 151
>Viviani 151
>Kopecky 301
>Lecroq 301
>De Pestel 401


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.62630 del
>>62618
I want a FUCKING refund right FUCKING now


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.62631 del
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>>62630
refund? Veloman will disable another one of our runners, that's his refund


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:15 [Preview] No.62632 del
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how bad is this for mads spring monuments campaign? It's basically over isn't it not that it mattered much


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.62633 del
>>62632
It's a wrist and a collarbone. Terrible to get right as the season starts but these days riders seem to miraculously recover in a couple of weeks so there is still some hope.


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.62634 del
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grim, it can and will happen to us as well


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.62635 del
>>62633
yes well if they roid him up like abrahamsen he's fully healed in 5 days but the wrist thing sucks, if it was just a collarbone I wouldn't have much doubt


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.62636 del
>>62632
It's over. So with Mathieu and Pog 1 and 2 and W*ut 4th there is a spot available on the podium every race


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:29 [Preview] No.62637 del
>>62636
stuyven profits from this


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.62638 del
>>62634
not me, I only ride on the vine star


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.62639 del
>>62637
But Stuyven has done nothing for 5 years and is now just some slave for Magnier


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.62640 del
>>62637
surely you meant to write
>the latvian hit squad


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.62641 del
if i go to the claes collection clinic will they let me donate my collarbone to mads


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.62642 del
>>62641
he's likely better served harvesting clavicle from any old knopsvane


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.62643 del
Hoping that they will saw off pieces of Mads' collarbones so that he will become more narrow-shouldered and aero


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.62644 del
>>62629
>Groenewegen 2.1
what is this crabbe?


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.62645 del
Greenstreets will be filtered on the cotes


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.62646 del
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My BIG change of diet has the consequences of having a durchfall for the last 24 hours, perhaps I did overdo it a little.
Eating raw rohliky now
weight is going DOWN even more though


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.62647 del
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>>62646
good luck


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.62648 del
F*mmes live in UAE, this is always a chute fiesta race


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.62649 del
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>>62646
I'm giving up on weight loss until the sun is back. Just doing meme workouts until then


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.62650 del
>>62648
are they going to ride up mount pogi?


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.62651 del
Foss also collected


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.62652 del
>>62651
Hè?


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.62653 del
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He is back. Keep your children close to you


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.62654 del
caida


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.62655 del
wiebeswinslol


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.62656 del
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The great Samuel LEROUX is now a breakaway jobber


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.62657 del
>>62656
I was aboot to report on this worrisome development.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.62658 del
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>Due to strong gusts of wind, the jury is currently deliberating on the upcoming individual time trial between Carlet and Alginet. Official decision to follow shortly.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.62659 del
>>62658
MCNULTY mateys, we may as well have stayed in arizona


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.62660 del
>>62658
Rip my team


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.62661 del
Harrybros we are getting heemed


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.62662 del
TT canceled


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.62663 del
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>>62662


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.62664 del
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>go live in south of france, bert the weather will be great


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.62665 del
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The TT has supposedly started
It is also raining


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.62666 del
>For safety reasons, the time trial will be contested on standard road bikes.
cool


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.62667 del
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>No times will be taken for the general classification and there will only be a daily stage winner, riders will all use road bikes.We hope everyone stays safe out there in the wind!

No time will be taken in a TIME TRIAL


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.62668 del
>>62666
No GC times either


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.62669 del
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Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.62670 del
>>62667
shan't be watching then


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.62671 del
anyone here watching track right now and able to confirm that germany is leading the madison?


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.62672 del
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>jose beam


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.62673 del
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>>62667


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.62674 del
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>>62671


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.62675 del
>>62674
thanks


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.62676 del
Oman open.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.62677 del
germoney wins


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.62678 del
>>62677
excellent news it's rogers birthday today


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.62679 del
when you really stop and think about it, every bike race is a TT


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.62680 del
so it's already remcover without the time he would have gained today?


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.62681 del
Mathilde won the kilo? Good for her


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.62682 del
>>62664
Looks fine to me,


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.62683 del
>>62681
surprised and dismayed nobody asked me to give her a celebratory smooch on the podium


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.62684 del
So does it still count for Velogames? I say stop the count and cancel the race. Or give me a refund for M. Pedersen


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.62685 del
Kristoff has a 19-year-old brother? What the fuck.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.62686 del
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Elite 2 minutes down.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.62687 del
Lekockman ???
Greenstreets
Mosquito


Elite almost tree minutes down at finish, probably over 4 minutes once Remco goes.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.62688 del
>>62684
Sometimes you lose 2000 points in a small race because of bad luck. That's the Velogamer life.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.62689 del
Kockelmann? Who the FUCK is that


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.62690 del
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Lecroq +3:13


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.62691 del
>>62687
Based and saving matches. While Remco Ravinepoel needs to statpad clown races for his fragile ego


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.62692 del
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Asked this in /fit/ but I know we have some /elite/ athletes here:

I'm trying to work on developing more varied mobility I guess, and am trying to follow this routine:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9Oq1YX75EE
Pic rel, I'm having trouble in this position, with the whole bodyweight supported on the folded leg. I find this painful in the back of my knee and cannot fully rest in this position or move around. Anything to develop/work on this?


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.62693 del
>>62692
Why don't you just ask you're coach


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.62694 del
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BOOOOO!


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.62695 del
>>62694
He won stuff last year already. If you don't know Kockman you simply don't follow cycling.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.62696 del
>>62693
I actually hired a very often recommended coaching service (that may or may not have a podcast) a few years ago and got weaker under their tutelage. You can't post something like this on most cycling forums because of the fervor of this groups fans.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.62697 del
>>62695
Yes, because I vaguely remember seeing his flag at the end of the last season I am overpaying 10 for him.
It has nothing to do with the shamefur dispray of parroting a y**tuber.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.62698 del
lmao Remco is riding like crazy


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.62699 del
>>62696
Kek. Anyway, coaching yourself is part of the fun. Unless your racing you're better off understanding these things


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.62700 del
Based Romeo speaking freely.

>>62699
exactly


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.62701 del
>>62700
I have it muted, what's he saying


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.62702 del
>>62701
To paraphrase
>These things should not be decided 20 minutes before the race. Too much confusion.
>Created a situtation where only maybe 60% the riders are trying.
>There should be some protocol or control.
>He felt the conditions were too dangerous for TT bikes.
Nothing crazy but quite open and honest from a young rider.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:49 [Preview] No.62703 del
>>62702
nice


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.62704 del
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>rooner lashed out at me for not greeting him
And I thought cyclists were crazy


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.62705 del
Ben Turner 4th? Norsgaard 9th. Okay this result can count. But I still want my refund


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.62706 del
Stefan de God beat that dopeur Munton and Hatherly and is NC ITT


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.62707 del
>>62692
back of knee pain sounds bit peculiar, describe the issue more. does it feel like muscle, tendon, pressure, sharp, ache ?
I have structural problems in me ankles that show up under full extension bearing load e.g. virasana but there are many ways to work around it and progress mobility


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 16:13 [Preview] No.62708 del
Why was memco allowed to wear WC jersey on a road bike? Is he a road race world campeon?


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.62709 del
Hello, where can I find the almeida and mcnulty refund


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.62710 del
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>>62709
simple, just mail the communications staff at this helpful link
https://www.uaeteamemirates.com/refunds


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.62711 del
>adam bin yashidi 26 points
come on bros does he need to suck all the fun out the game
I'm tired of scrounging between 4 pointers for someone that has ridden a top 10 in the last 3 years


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.62712 del
>ynr tao gamershart


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.62713 del
>>62711
available riders is far from complete at the moment, also
>inb4 20 velocoins for BAUDIN


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.62714 del
Thibaud Gruel 12. Has he completely lost his fucking mind?


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.62715 del
If you pick kuss you should be banned from velogames


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.62716 del
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>>62707
Hard to describe but it is mild enough. I would say it is feels like a mild, sharp, ligamentous pain. This is when I am trying to support myself on the folded leg, it just feels extremely wrong, weak, unstable, some discomfort down the front of the calf also.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.62717 del
>>62715
>t. loser and hater


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.62718 del
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>>62716
sounds like don't do that then
IMO there is little to gain from a position like you shown, better served doing specific hip ankle calf and thigh work such as holding deep squats or pic related


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 17:07 [Preview] No.62719 del
>>62692
I can't offer help for this in particular but for myself I found that problems such as these are always caused by tight fascia somewhere. I had some kneecap pain a while ago and the source was a very tight spot on the rectus femoris muscle all the way up near the hips.
good chance the problem also goes away if you keep going and flexibility improves


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.62720 del
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oh hell yeah a fresh velogoomble dropped
>shitty startlist
>expensive no names
>abdullah for 26
my favorite


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.62721 del
>>62720
who the fuck is Patryk Goszczurny? A new lab rat to replace the sheik?


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.62722 del
>>62721
I have NO idea but I'm picking him together with Roel Van SINTMAARTENSDIJK


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.62723 del
o kurwa, I looked him up on PCS. I will spare you the image and advice you not to look him up. No 19 year old should look like that, no matter that he's Polish


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.62724 del
Paul DOUBLE is back and I have on good authority that he will not disappoint


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.62725 del
Oh yeah that Muscat classic is there first so you can then pick all the wrong runners


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.62726 del
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>Emmanuel Houcou, that must be a secret pick for sure
>8 velocoins


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.62727 del
>I need a cheap sprinter
>BLIKRA Erlend? Never heard of him
>10 coins


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.62728 del
>>62727
PLEASE pay attention to Langkawi


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.62729 del
You now remember the great Jenthe BIERMANS, the first winner of the prestigious Muscat Cyclassic


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.62730 del
>>62728
if it's in the goomble I will


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.62731 del
>>62729
No


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.62732 del
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Stuff of nightmares


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.62733 del
>>62732
Damn didn't realize how Dutch free the czech were


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.62734 del
>>62732
Incomplete, there's about 50 thousands dutch "people" coming to Bohmerwald every summer


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.62735 del
>>62733
any place that has camping sites, does have Dutch. the smart ones go to some lake instead to the sea. No salt nor annoying waves.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 18:36 [Preview] No.62736 del
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>>62732
>>62733
Of course there is one dot in my town. WHOMST.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 18:49 [Preview] No.62737 del
>>62732
flanders looks pretty dutch to me here


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.62738 del
>>62732
Bilbaobros, we're safe for another summer


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 19:11 [Preview] No.62739 del
>>62738
Montpellierbros, on the other hands (they actually all go to Agde)


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 19:13 [Preview] No.62740 del
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>>62646
>700 kcal daily intake
surely one more rest day and we are SO back on the weekend


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 19:30 [Preview] No.62741 del
>>62692
might be shizo take but specialized mobility work is completely useless (outside of niche professional sports) and mostly genetics, doing normal athletic weight training will get 99% of people better results in all areas that are related to "mobility"


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Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.62743 del
>>62742
kek


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.62744 del
horner seething about red bull


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.62745 del
>>62744
another good video his takes have been spot on lately


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.62746 del
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Brandon RIVERA puts two minutes into DNF, three into BERNAL at Colombia NC ITT.


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.62747 del
>>62746
>56 km/h over 44km, 2 km/h faster
not normal


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.62748 del
>>62746
>>62747
flat TT at 2570+ meters lmao, the Andes are amazing


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.62749 del
>>62746
dare I squeak


Bert 02/05/2026 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.62750 del
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>>62732
>>62733
<in Bohemia far away


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.62751 del
I'm cheesed to be me


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.62752 del
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kussen relegated to the dev team it seems


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.62753 del
how long do you think Abdullah JASIM AL-AHLI spent in the wurm tank last tree months ?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.62754 del
will greenstreets do the triple crown in kwabs ? the world wonders


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.62755 del
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Posting it here too in case some berts had any hopes


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.62756 del
>>62732
Jesus Christ, they are coming here too!!! I know one Dutch he is a pleasant chap.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.62757 del
we live in Muscat
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JDOfpG4wp8U [Embed]


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.62758 del
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so there's no team on Cube bikes anymore?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.62759 del
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very prestigious, won by Biermans from Portugal before


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.62760 del
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they could show the pedalton for a change instead of just following that Baptiste guy


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.62761 del
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rampas


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.62763 del
>>62762
well Girmay won on an Orbea, Cube stonks in free fall like it's gold or buttcoin


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Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.62765 del
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orbea sucks, we're so back cube bros


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.62766 del
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rampas inhumanas


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.62767 del
>>62756
I kinda expected more dots at Plattensee
>average temperature of the lake can reach above 30°C in summer due to its shallow nature
oh well, I see. doesn't sound very refreshing.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.62768 del
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astana wants to collect UCI points early in the 3 year cycle this time


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.62769 del
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it's so over
c'est fini


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.62770 del
not a good advertisement for Orbea to be honest (to be honest)


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.62771 del
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Wew, had a tough rape session to start the day. 20s max seated sprints after hard sweetspot work is rough. Hope it pays dividends in races this spring


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.62772 del
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spectators thrilled


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.62773 del
Gonna try to eat something more than rohliky for lunch


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.62774 del
Vingeloser skips UAE after his forced chute by the mean amateur cyclist


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.62775 del
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peloton still very big after all those climbs


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.62776 del
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is this another guest nation?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.62777 del
>>62771
what's the first 3 minute spike for?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.62778 del
>>62767
>Plattensee
I think it's more like a German thing. In the communism it was a trope that all GDR tourists came here on holiday..


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.62779 del
sepp kuss weak


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.62780 del
Yeah, not adjusting SCHMID out.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.62781 del
>>62777
You want to do some work over your threshold in the warmup. In running this is often called "priming", and for instance middle distance runners will do some 200m efforts at 800m pace etc. This ensures that your lactate is already slightly elevated at the start of your proper efforts, it really makes a difference in having an easier time. This is more crucial for shorter vo2max efforts like 2-10min but I also like them for longer efforts.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.62782 del
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I guess there's no other way than paying the velocoins for yatesi


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.62783 del
DOUBLE the most loyal gregario


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.62784 del
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The favella of Sepp "Kuss"


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.62785 del
SCHMID almost lachee, adjusting him OUT


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.62786 del
>>62781
thanks for the explanation. for me it's running to the train station when going CX skiing.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.62787 del
let's see how jayco is fucking this up


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.62788 del
They can't Mauro is too punchy.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.62789 del
switzerland stronk


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.62790 del
bart lemon 5th?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.62791 del
>>62786
Heh, sounds good. Here it's been so cold I haven't skied once this season.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.62792 del
>SCHMI'D


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.62793 del
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BREAKING: Jonas Cringegaard not in UAE Tour due to "illness". I can understand, his schedule was already much too busy


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.62794 del
>>62793
kwab


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.62795 del
>>62793
Lol, like clockwork. Next he will drop out of the giro so as "not to risk the Tour which is his main objective of the season".


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.62796 del
>>62793
here’s your overworked rider bro


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.62797 del
alright the muscat classic doesn't help me pick


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.62798 del
remember that picking runners who do good at the one day classic never do well at the stage race


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.62799 del
>>62798
yates pickers struggle with this


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.62800 del
>>62798
Well too bad I just picked the top 9 of today's race hehehe (I actually didn't, this would probably be 150 coins or something)


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.62801 del
>>62796
the second bathroom in one of Trine's investment houses won't get fixed by itself, she needs a handyman to do it.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.62802 del
Alright how is fucking Sente Sentjens 8 points


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.62803 del
>>62802
Former the next Remco


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.62804 del
>>62803
I thought that was Vlad Van Mechelen. Speaking of next big names, the great Finnish youth star Eino Mutanen has looked very promising in training. He joined Watersley R+D devo team for this year.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.62805 del
CHUTE


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.62806 del
omloop het omloop start list dropped. the fever (including Dumoulin syndrome) is real.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.62807 del
>>62806
Can’t wait for the proppah classics


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.62808 del
>>62806
the startlist looks bleak


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.62809 del
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>>62732
Did you know Lelgium wants to impose a toll vignette of like 120 eurodollars for foreigners. However, I just read that in the Separation Treaty of 1839 it is stated that all Dutch citizens have the right of free travel through Belgian territory. In the same treaty it also says we need to keep giving Antwerp access to the sea. And trains to the Ruhrgebiet that go through Limburg. I see a war coming


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.62810 del
>>62809
I am hearing that some Baarle-Nassau loyalists are planning terror attacks on dutch rails


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.62811 del
SEPP saving matches nicely, very good


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.62812 del
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lmao


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.62813 del
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>Danes can't cope with 30cm of snow


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.62814 del
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>Finally fully recover from illness
>Do a pleasant hour on the dreadmill
>Put baby asleep at 730pm
>Go out for dinner at 10pm
>Do a 4-hour Michelin 3-star tasting menu
>Drink heavily including some grand vins
>Fall asleep at 3am
>Day begins by waking up at 5am to feed baby
Today was over before it began. Maybe a little time on the Vinester.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.62815 del
>>62813
when we had 30 cm snow here it was CHAOS for 3 days straight


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.62816 del
>>62814
Bert, stop thinking you can live a normal life with a baby. Go to bed at latest 9pm, read a good book and try to fall asleep before 10. Our baby woke up before 6 for the first year and still routinely wakes up at 6-6.45, and I've found going to sleep early is the only proper remedy for this.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.62817 del
>>62812
and yet the girls behind still get the same time as weeb and not the 2 seconds of shame.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.62818 del
>>62816
Honestly I usually am in bed 930p because I wake up at 5a everyday but this was a special dinner so a bit of an exception


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.62819 del
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Alright the draw is here. OLYMPICS TIME. And of course we will all watch spees skating. Tomorrow we start with the 3000 meter (F). VINDERBUD:

>*
Joy BEUNE (NED)
>****
Ragne WIKLUND (NOR), Marijke GROENEWOUD (NED)
>***
Valérie MALTAIS (CAN), Isabelle WEIDEMANN (CAN), Merel CONIJN (NED), Martina SABLÍKOVÁ (CZE)
>**
Francesca LOLLOBRIGIDA (ITA), Nadezhda MOROZOVA (KAZ), Sandrine TAS (BEL), Elizaveta GOLUBEVA (KAZ), Kseniia KORZHOVA (AIN), Maryna ZUEVA (AIN)
>*
Momoka HORIKAWA (JAP), Violette BRAUN (FRA), Josie HOFFMANN (GER), Jeannine ROSNER (AUT), Kaitlyn MCGREGOR (SUI), YANG Binyu (CHN), Laura HALL (CAN)


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.62820 del
Hey why did my 5 stars get censored. What is this SHIT


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.62821 del
And I misspelled speed skating. GOD DAMNIT


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.62822 del
>>62819
>Wiklund 2.1
>Beune 2.1
>Groenewould 6.5
>Conijn 17
>Weidemann 21
>Maltais 26
>Lollibrigida 67
>Morozova 81
...
>Sablikova 101


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.62823 del
>>62819
alright fine but you better tell me when to tune in


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.62824 del
>>62822
So of course I was pretty much spot on. Lollerbrigida is overrated, she was terrible in the last world cups. And with Sablikova you never know if the ice is bad and everyone is slow


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>>62823
Tomorrow 16:00!!!


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.62826 del
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>check out our olympia broadcast
>immediately confronted with dopage


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I figure skating is on. expect people to hate on Americans.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.62828 del
I didn't even know Sablikova still has the WR. But this track will probably be abysmal. It is just some improvised thing where no races have been held yet and it will be demolished right after the Olympics. So DEFINITELY no world records this week


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.62829 del
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>>62826
I do not glaub in her Unschuld


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.62830 del
>>62829
me neither 2bqh!


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.62831 del
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alternatively I could watch femmes hockey. as expected bertaczekovas are dominating us


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.62832 del
Or you could do the respectable thing and listen to the great Jose BEAN breathing into a microphone again


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.62833 del
>>62832
I always choose the squeaker stream when available


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.62834 del
>>62832
I would rather crawl a mile through broken glass just to hear a monkey fart through a walkie talkie. And I don't even know what a mile is


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.62835 del
>>62816
no separate thread for ozimpic sloppa ?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.62836 del
>>62826
sexo


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.62837 del
who will Kubi2 lose to today?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.62838 del
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Refund status?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.62839 del
CUCKELMANN missed the slag, fucking great


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.62840 del
>>62838
FUCKING GREAT


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.62841 del
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>Still no live images in Valencia as the race is on the decisive climb


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.62842 del
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>>62841
we live


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.62843 del
At the back of the peloton runners are getting lachee'd.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.62844 del
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Wtf dopage in Kenya?? I am shocked


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.62845 del
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>Kopečky


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.62846 del
Good to see Teuns still has room temperature IQ


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.62847 del
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Alpecinchads, we just can't stop winning


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.62848 del
UHLIG with a commanding victory


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.62849 del
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>Kubi2


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.62850 del
HUGE celebration


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.62851 del
>>62837
Alpecin rando


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.62852 del
>>62850
Is there any other sport where competitors absolutely lose their minds over such minor successes as a sprint win in Etoiles des Besseges?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.62853 del
UhligGOD


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.62854 del
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My GC points better be good because I have fumbled a very good team at the last adjustment.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.62855 del
God damnit I completely missed that Lozouet fella. Why do I always have to pick Lecroq


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.62856 del
>Sean Uttglebruks chute


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.62857 del
>>62856
What's with all these off-camera crashes in this race? Pretty big names too


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.62858 del
>>62852
Well in ciclismo you almost never win if you are not Pog or Mathieu or something


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.62859 del
>>62852
I don't know. A high energy sprint in a sport where most riders never win shit is probably the perfect setup for disproportionate celebrations.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.62860 del
>>62842
should have picked the native Pole. his father's name is Bert van der Tuuk and his brother races under the Dutch flag.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.62861 del
>>62857
no helis in this race for some reason


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.62862 del
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CHUTE MASSIF


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.62863 del
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>>62856


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.62864 del
>>62862
oh là là là


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.62865 del
>>62856
FRAUD


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.62866 del
>>62862
Hey the whole UAE team. Surely Almeida is alright....


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.62867 del
>>62862
this is way too minor of a race to have crashes like this


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.62868 del
Patje
/pinot/
MVDF


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.62869 del
I hope we get more drone coverage instead of helicopters this year; the tech keeps improving


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.62870 del
>>62866
Maybe him riding out of position saved him


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.62871 del
Joe A. trying a Pogi


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.62872 del
Enjoying this Bora vs UAE descent scuffle. This could be a great rivalry for the season if we ignore the sLOVEnaian menace.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.62873 del
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>Vaček


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.62874 del
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Finally got my refund for Mads Pedersen. Let's see who I will spend my 18 velocoins on


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.62875 del
>>62874
Quick get Andrew August before he wins today


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.62876 del
great stage 2bh


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.62877 del
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Le 9 W/Kg man does it


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.62878 del
SLURPAGE


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.62879 del
AJ AUGUST??


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.62880 del
August in February


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.62881 del
>>62875
BAM


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.62882 del
>>62881
Always bet on the wheelsucker


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Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.62884 del
USA USA USA


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.62885 del
>1 AUGUST Andrew
kwak race


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.62886 del
Another top 10 for bunch sprinter Vlasov


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.62887 del
>>62886
I am quite up for the resurrection of our painface Sasha.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.62888 del
Rolling for Robyn
Quinde
Marq Qwabendish


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.62889 del
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>>62885
>Stop caring about Velogames and just pick my boys
>Win


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.62890 del
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Ahhh hahaha, I totally not switched out Uhlig for some Decathlon jobber!


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.62891 del
>>62889
hmmmmmmm okay the invisible blank character August is your boy hmmmm


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.62892 del
Czech women being booty blasted by American lasses


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.62893 del
>UIJTDEBROEKS +10:04


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.62894 del
>>62891
couldn't happen to me (it happened to me)


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.62895 del
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>>62891
We Americans don't have a deep roster


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.62896 del
>>62893
just giving himself a challenge, he will go on a raid tomorrow


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.62897 del
>>62893
no refunds!


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.62898 del
czechs getting humbled left and right


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.62899 del
thread is almost full (many a postah will not realize this)


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.62900 del
>>62898
You'll always have Jara Zimmerman.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.62902 del
>>62885
He that's me, saving my team, litteraly


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.62903 del
>>62793
o/u 50 race days this saison


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.62904 del
>>62902
There are 5 of AJ pickers, Rolling for Robyn, Bergerburt, Winebert, Brtek and you.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.62905 del
my boy is a certain Grande tour vainqueuer named Sepp KUSS


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.62906 del
my boy Léandre Lozouet paying out dividends


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.62907 del
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it's blobloblover


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.62908 del
>>62907
>blobloblover
holy kek


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>>62906


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.62913 del
NEW THREAD:
>>62912
>>62912
>>62912


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