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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No. 67942
Golden God edition

Making excuses edition

>Current and upcoming road races
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1
25.02 - 01.03 Giro di Sardegna 2.1
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.WWT
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.UWT
28.02 Faun-Ardèche Classic 1.Pro
28.02 Visit South Aegean GP 1.1
01.03 Region on Dodecanese GP 1.1
01.03 Faun Drome Classic 1.Pro
01.03 Kuurne - Brussel - Kuurne 1.Pro
01.03 FENIX Omloop van het Hageland 1.1 WE
02.03 Beobank Samyn Ladies 1.1 WE
03.03 Ename Samyn Classic 1.1
04.03 Trofeo Laigueglia 1.Pro
06.03 - 08.03 Vuelta a Extremadura Femenina 2.1 WE
07.03 Strade Bianche Donne 1.WWT
07.03 Strade Bianche 1.UWT
08.03 - 15.03 Paris-Nice 2.UWT
08.03 Trofeo Oro in Euro - Women's Bike Race 1.1 WE
09.03 - 15.03 Tirreno-Adriatico 2.UWT
11.03 IXINA Leeuw-Oetingen p/b Lotto 1.Pro

>CX races
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>66923


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.67943 del
First for SEIXAS


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.67944 del
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>>67942
>webm stolen from rusbert


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.67945 del
>>67944
>grugging up the berg


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.67946 del
Youtuber actually with a good team this time, tobias lund looked strong on the bosberg


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.67947 del
>>67943
BASED


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.67948 del
>show the watch


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.67949 del
The only one who can break the curse


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.67950 del
the realkoersvrouwen from antwerp spotted


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.67951 del
His woman is so not it.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.67952 del
okay so now that omloop is a done deal lets see what we have to look forward to in italy
>dead startlist
>w*ut
>pog and del dopo
not much


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.67953 del
>>67951
Just imagine their bony muscular android sex


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.67954 del
only GW left


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.67955 del
T A N K


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.67956 del
Where in the fuck was Magnier. I have fucking nobody else as well


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.67957 del
our man is here


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.67958 del
Eh, just keeping that first draft and making MVDP work somehow. Although I am probably not keeping LAPORTE if I have MAGNIER and MVDP.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.67959 del
>>67943
Jesus this kid is a stud


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.67960 del
>>67959
>Podiumed a 280km 7000 vert WC at age 18
Ya think?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.67961 del
>>67956
11th. What a fraud


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.67962 del
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Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.67963 del
>>67960
When was that? He podiumed the EC


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.67964 del
>>67960
That was the 200 km 3400 vert EC, he was only 13th at the WC


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.67965 del
waar van sintmaartensijk


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.67966 del
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>>67963
>>67964


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.67967 del
The l'equipe broadcast for Ardeche was hilarious, they're beyond the BELIEVE stage


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.67968 del
>there is a chance he will do kbk tomorrow


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.67969 del
>>67968
Gotta keep Jappe happy and motivated. Grug is a good leader.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.67970 del
Either Nihonbert or Suissebert win.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.67971 del
Knew TURNER is going to be no good. Too bad WATSON was a complete no show.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.67972 del
>>67971
>picked turner
>hum no he hasn't done shit in classics lately
>pick vacek instead
>yeah no mads its def gonna work
>...

Not off to a good start


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.67973 del
Lenny beat Jorgo for the podium, nice


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.67974 del
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>me Velogame picks


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.67975 del
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finally


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.67976 del
>>67952
plus KUSS kinos


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.67977 del
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Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.67978 del
>>67977
wait what I win? am I cursed now?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.67979 del
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>>67978


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.67980 del
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>femloop is 6 km shorter than my ride
nice "sport"


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.67981 del
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I want his meds.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.67982 del
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#Pray4Bertacek


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.67983 del
>>67982
how many meters are you descending on that


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.67984 del
>>67977
>Top-10
stop the count!


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.67985 del
>>67977
Geeat. Beaten by a guy who is probably dead in the snow somewhere by now


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.67986 del
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Kek, his world is crumbling


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.67987 del
>>67977
feasting (on assist points)


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.67988 del
>>67986
/pol/gacar?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.67989 del
>>67986
kek yea how does one deal with the most gigadoped new runner being french and genuinely likely to win grand tours sooner rather than later


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.67990 del
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kek


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.67991 del
>>67990
Hehe and then Mathieu rode over his face like "gtfo shitter"


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.67992 del
wish Grug would do Strade again 2bqh


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.67993 del
>>67990
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.67994 del
What would happen with a French TdF winner. Or does nobody care anymore about cyclisme there


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.67995 del
>Tim Wellens, an outsider in the Omloop: "After my victory in Jaén, I received a lot of negative feedback. About doping, and that UAE is not normal."
So decided to show some decency. People have learned from Padun


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.67996 del
>>67995
why would anyone care about feedback from some shitter pre-season preparation tour?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.67997 del
>>67995
Bastard could have said this before the race


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.67998 del
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I was wondering what Burgos was doing here but then you have this. Haha. Hahahaha. Ha.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.67999 del
>>67998
kwaks


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.68000 del
>>67996
That feedback? That was me


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.68001 del
>>67995
where can I send feedback to the UAE riders to make them show decency?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.68003 del
it's Demi beats Kasia o'clock


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.68004 del
Sixes is already 19, do they let him run the TdF this year?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.68005 del
>>68004
yes


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.68006 del
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Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.68007 del
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>>68006


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.68008 del
>>68004
Of course he'll go, sponsors can't pass on that


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.68009 del
>>68004
Of course he'll go, sponsors can't pass on that


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.68010 del
>>68006
>I could not wipe my ass.
>I could not poop for five days.
I fail to see the connection. Just tell the young, hot student nurse that you have to shit right now, and demand she wipe your ass.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.68011 del
>>67983
>>67983
500 vertical meters give or take


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Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.68013 del
So who to pick for Kuurne hmm. Full on sprinters or bet for something a bit more selective. Overly focus on today's results or not. Hmmm


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.68014 del
>>68012
that guy is so DOPED it makes me sick but at the same time I'm happy that there's another doper in the mix and racing will become more exciting
ciclismo giveth and taketh innit


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.68015 del
>>68014
French riders in french teams can't be DOPED, what do you mean


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.68016 del
SEXASS did WHAT?
We are now living in a post-dopacar world


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.68017 del
>>68012
Lel there's already a thread about him at The Clinic, about time


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>>68015
in other news I hear that seixass did the ILLEGAL today and runner have been getting DSQ'd for doing a few seconds of the illegal.
Are french riders on french teams also safe from that?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.68019 del
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Yeah, he's doing the tour this year


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.68020 del
>>68018
This is funny because the first rider to do this was remco at liege so the UCI actually never enforced the rule


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.68021 del
>>68018
I think he's ok there 2bh


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.68022 del
>>68018
In French races, yes.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.68023 del
Yes well Remco Excusenepoel also did shit like this at 19 and then barely improved anymore


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.68024 del
I'm back, lovely day


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.68025 del
>>68006


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.68026 del
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>>68006


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.68027 del
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>>68006


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.68028 del
Slick Rick Pluimers really fucked that race up for a lot of riders.
Laporte was insanely good for someone that had to stop dead in his tracks in the middle of the climb


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.68029 del
>>68023
Nah. Remco's results aside from ITT were mostly against literal jobbers at bottom tier races.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.68030 del
>>68023
>>68029
Yeah, what Seixas did last autumn and this year in Algarve and today is way more impressive than Evenepoel in 2019 and 2020


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.68031 del
>>68028
Laporte was the best of the rest on the Muur too. Without Pluimers's crash, he would probably had been with Grug and co after Molenberg


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.68032 del
>>68030
but memco won algarve against known dopeurs on the podium


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.68033 del
I was on the eikenberg today and tom peacock is a certified kwab, saw it with me own eyes


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.68034 del
>>68033
What happened


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.68035 del
>>68029
hayter take


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.68036 del
>>68033
this testimony confirms what I suspected watching the race


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.68037 del
>>68034
weak little anglo fears the COBBLES


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.68038 del
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can't be a real person


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.68039 del
>>68038
His face appears to be getting smaller each year


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.68040 del
>>68029
But San Sebastian


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 21:16 [Preview] No.68041 del
>>68033
waar mit foto hè ?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.68042 del
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Got rained on today :) Just watched the replay, interesting showings from Tobias Lund


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.68043 del
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King Küng broke his femur today


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.68044 del
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>>68043


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.68045 del
>>68042
Very cool ride, Bert!


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.68046 del
>>68042
I got mangled by wind but otherwise had glorious weather. I found like 25k of entirely new route pretty good


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.68047 del
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>Smash your face against wet, cold cobbles
>Break two teeth and get them fixed the same day
>Do another 200 km in the same terrain the day after
Kek, cyclists are insane


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.68048 del
>>68043
you're kidding right


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.68049 del
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went hiking


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.68051 del
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> 2 NIEWIADOMA Kasia


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.68052 del
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almost forgot, here's some bread for you (sourdough épi de blé with olives, fantastic)


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.68053 del
Drum's a weapon bros we rapin good


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.68054 del
what do you mean I already have to pick the next team in velogames. give me some slack.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.68055 del
rest in peace supreme leader


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.68056 del
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>>68055
I'm sure that some new ayatollah and his cadre of fanatics are trying to solidify their grip on power. We still have Kim Jong-Un leading the way.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.68057 del
I'll go recon the course now to see if any riders are missing their teeth on the cobbles


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.68058 del
Just became part of 170mm club (wouldn't be bad for a dick length) because in a shop brand new 1x Deore XT 36T:
175mm: 649 PLN
170mm: 499 PLN
But found a rather legit guy selling unused 1x Deore XT 36T:
170mm: 350 PLN
Ain't going to pay double for 5mm.

The GC update is a bit late because Jorj is starting to fight it and the bot browser kept getting nuked during scrape at 80th-100th rider. I have now simplified the ugly shit that worked so I left it "temporarily" as is but was horrendously inefficient, and added removing scraped riders from rider list so it picks up where it stopped even if gets nuked, not starting over, an obvious feature that I managed to workaround via configuring the bot browser to be lite.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.68059 del
>>68058
Interesting. Normally people want to get rid of 175 and 172.5 cranks and get smaller ones, so the bigger ones are usually cheaper.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.68060 del
imagine if this happened a week sooner and half the pro peloton got stuck in UAE now that would’ve been funny


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.68061 del
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Okay but what will be the consequences for the prestigious Tour of Azerbaijan (Iran)?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.68062 del
Did you know there's velodrama today?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.68063 del
>kuurne - bruxelles - kuurne doesn't go anywhere near brussels
I feel cheated. The only thing worth pointing out are the bergs on the Wallonian side for a change.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.68064 del
>>68063
it’s the sprinters cope trophy race


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.68065 del
Previous winners:
2025 Jappe
2024 Wout
2023 Benoot


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.68066 del
>>68065
Yeah, don't think it is a sprint this year, too many swift guys who can leave the fatties behind.
I do have Jonny though. He is winning any bunch sprint that is coming in, for 1st or for 6th.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.68069 del
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GC. >>68068


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.68070 del
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl2fPcroQFo
>I was happy I left the italian hospital for Herentals.
>After the pulmonary embolism, I was transported from Herentals to Antwerp.
tough story


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.68071 del
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lots of headwind in the hill zone and they get hit from the side/back on the way back, weather is beautiful though
adjust where needed


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.68072 del
while other runners are fooling around with silly concepts like "omloop" and "ardennes" a certain andorran superstar is scoring Big bananas in Medellín


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.68073 del
>>68072
is he really on a solo dopage camp like Hirt?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.68074 del
>>68071
Some 100k flat along the Danube for me. Now some beer a'd schnitzel


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.68075 del
>>68049
Very gravelesque my Bert


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.68076 del
louis barré already a DNF for pissma in his first race, another rider with potential gonna get utterly ruined


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.68077 del
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26 Tobias Lund Andresen
26 Paul Magnier
25 Jonathan Milan
13 Jordi Meeus
11 Tom Crabbe
10 Jasper Philipsen
6 Pavel Bittner
6 Matyáš Kopecký
5 Biniam Girmay
5 Pietro Mattio
4 Christophe Laporte
4 Jarrad Drizners
4 Luke Lamperti
4 Matteo Moschetti
3 Frits Biesterbos
3 Felix Ørn-Kristoff
3 Aimé De Gendt
3 Matthew Brennan
2 Noah Hobbs
2 Robin Froidevaux
2 Sander De Pestel
2 Stanisław Aniołkowski
2 Max Kanter
2 Stan Dewulf
2 Steffen De Schuyteneer
2 Orluis Aular
2 Arnaud De Lie
1 Sean Christian
1 Dylan Groenewegen
1 Hugo Hofstetter
1 MILAN FRETIN
1 Juan Sebastián Molano
1 Aaron Gate
1 Laurence Pithie
1 Arne Marit
1 Alex Kirsch
1 Jan Maas
1 Phil Bauhaus
1 Brem Deman
1 Ceriel Desal
1 Carlos Canal
1 Paul Penhoët
1 Riley Sheehan
1 Matevž Govekar
1 Jules Hesters
1 Colby Simmons


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.68078 del
>>68076
Did he chute or what, he was up there when SEIXAS went.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.68079 del
God DAMN it I was considering Frits Biestergod


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.68080 del
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>>68077
Crabe pickers unite


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.68081 del
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Don't trust Magnier too much for this but didn't see better choices


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.68083 del
chutes galore


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.68084 del
Will seixas show decency today?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.68085 del
>Noah Hobbs (21) will remember his first encounter with the Omloop Nieuwsblad for a while. The British neo-pro rider for EF-EasyPost got lost in the Flemish Ardennes after a mechanical breakdown, but luckily he was able to count on a friendly cycling fan. The man brought Hobbs to the finish in Ninove. He had a good laugh at the EF Education-EasyPost team bus. Noah Hobbs made his Omloop Nieuwsblad debut yesterday, but his time in Flanders turned into a real ordeal. "I managed to turn back after a flat tire, but then my front wheel broke. I really didn't know where I was," he explained in a team video. "I got lost, but luckily a guy picked me up and gave me a lift to the finish. Without him, I'd still be wandering around somewhere in Belgium."
There are Berts who picked this guy


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.68086 del
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>>68084
he's not even riding


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.68087 del
>>68086
very decent of him


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.68088 del
>>68085
I think I saw this guy, there was an EF rider minutes behind the voiture balai while everyone was walking on the road again, frank VDB was also riding around lost between amateurs


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.68089 del
>>68086
Silent ban?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.68090 del
crashes, more crashes
more crashes


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.68091 del
wellens abandon


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.68092 del
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>tie me to an unibet rocket and chute me to the peloton!


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.68093 del
>>68091
collected, hard crash


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.68094 del
>>68091
it's been a visma-esque start of the season for uae when it comes to crashes

difference being that they're still winning


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.68095 del
>>68093
Fake injury, silent ban


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.68096 del
>>68095
why the seethe? bad night in the tunnels?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.68097 del
>>68096
Just a joke Bert


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.68098 del
Tim Wellens too de(s)cent today


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.68099 del
laporte nosebreathing


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.68100 del
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super SEPP training on belgesque tarmac
is this hinting a surprise return to strade ?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.68101 del
surprised nobody fucking died down in sardinia


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.68102 del
bora bora has some good talents


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.68103 del
Questions are being asked down in the lowlands


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.68104 del
sprint bros I don't feel so good


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.68105 del
milan lachee


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.68106 del
Simon DE FRANCE, or: the new Seixas


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.68107 del
>>68105
Fake news from Renaat as usual


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.68108 del
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Jappe.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.68109 del
Magnier CREVAISON


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.68110 del
MAGNIER OUT


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.68111 del
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>>68091
It was time.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.68112 del
De Lol had another great winter I see


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.68113 del
Arnold as well. Great goombling outcomes.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.68114 del
Every runner I didn't pick is at the front


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.68115 del
Jasper dropping all those fat sprinters


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.68116 del
I was high on Trentin but chickened out and kept Magnier who then became Milan anyways.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.68117 del
lol


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.68118 del
Oh yeah, a LAMPERTI sighting would be nice.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.68119 del
>81km to go through boring Flandrian flatlands.
What a waste of energy


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.68120 del
Milan in niemandsland


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.68121 del
Carlos Canal!! Karl and José will not recognize him but we do


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.68122 del
50 velocoins for Milan and Magnier. Just fantastic


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.68123 del
>>68121
josé recognizes them all
karl doesn't even watch cycling


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.68124 del
>>68122
it's still a long way and they're already slurping


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.68125 del
>>68122
Milan got dropped by green streets lmao


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.68126 del
>>68122
<Velogames
>Velogambling


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.68127 del
>>68122

Free your mind


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.68128 del
>>68122
KWAB


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.68129 del
me home roads, I've done this hill hundreds of times


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.68130 del
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>>68129


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.68131 del
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Imagine being able to do this and then finish in the pack at Ompoop


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.68132 del
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Even Cavia is still in that group


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.68133 del
Hehe they are talking about Frison getting his dick bitten off by a dog


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.68134 del
>>68133
>your cycling legacy is not a tractor, not a tter, not a jobber but a dickbittenbydoghaver


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.68135 del
>>68134
some get their dick bitten by a dog, some murder their wife
it's just cycling lifestyle


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.68136 del
I just spotted some lotto rider coming out the crowd and joining the peleton
I'm not kidding


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.68137 del
>>68136
who was it? maybe we still have time to put a bet on this guy with fresh legs


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.68138 del
>>68137
orn kristoff maybe


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.68139 del
>>68137
>betting on a lottoturd
I would not


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.68140 del
good lord that front norwegian is BIG


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.68142 del
lidlberg


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.68143 del
>>68136
shhh, spectators aren't supposed to know about this. expect UCI to ban you for invented dopage accusations.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.68144 del
when do they go over an iceberg haha


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.68145 del
some frenchman cycling amateur died in this descent once


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.68146 del
>>68082
alright listen up librul if this was a hookless crash out that caused his wheel to dismantle then how come he avoided any and all chute and is not injured? Yeah didn't think so check mate ya dunce


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.68147 del
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That is Álvarez again


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.68148 del
tim van dyke is also kinda pas normal this weekend
wonder how his brother feels


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.68149 del
Dropped from peloton are:

> Degenkolb John (Team Picnic PostNL)
> Girmay Biniam (NSN Cycling Team)
> Groves Kaden (Alpecin-Premier Tech)


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.68150 del
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>>68147


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.68151 del
>>68149
Total sprinter death....


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.68152 del
Nope, still not panicking for having nobody in testa della corsa


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.68153 del
shit step back to their dirty tactics, like van baarle is going to win the sprint


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.68154 del
Piganzoli doubters shaking


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.68155 del
>>68154
>Piganzoli Davide (Team Visma | Lease a Bike) caught by group 2.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.68156 del
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Van Baarles pro cyclist ex gf asked me for a coffee a year ago, but i was too slow with planning. I think about this a lot


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.68157 del
>>68154
>do nothing
>win


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.68158 del
Barely anyone had anyone.
3 Brennoids, 3 Frits havers and 1 Canal at Brtek.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.68159 del
alright race over, now we slurp to the line


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.68160 del
fucking hell wellens chute looks bad, massive impact on $POG for the msr win


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.68161 del
WAAIERS


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.68162 del
>>68156
How did you meet?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.68163 del
so milan etc arent even trying to get back?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.68164 del
COSNEKING


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.68165 del
>>68160
Narvaez also dead, it's literally over


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.68166 del
>>68162
datingapp/insta


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.68167 del
>>68160
share deets


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.68168 del
>alvarez


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.68169 del
>>68163
their teams just left them behind, it was like a 10 man group and they were already minutes behind before the last hill


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.68170 del
>>68156
Floortje Mackaij?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.68171 del
chute tramadol ben toilet, this is really not normal how woozy these riders are


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.68172 del
>>68167
https://x.com/LeGruppetto/status/2028103341868212571?s=20 salto into limping into holding his wrist/arm


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.68173 del
>>68170
Thats the one


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.68174 del
Politt is such a fucking retard


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.68175 del
>>68170
thought she was a lesbo


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.68176 del
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>>68173
Meh. Way over the hill


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.68177 del
Alvarezgod. Not normal


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.68178 del
>>68176
I would have lil racer babies though


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.68179 del
>>68177
Only Achilles (grug) can beat Hector


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.68180 del
>>68178
I think she is also crazy or something. Didn't she have a relationship with two runners at the same time


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.68181 del
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>>68170
Cute enough.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.68182 del
>>68179
who is helen


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.68183 del
>>68180
She did?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.68184 del
>>68172
yeowch


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.68185 del
>>68182
Vingegaard


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.68186 del
who is Paris ..


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.68187 del
>>68183
There were all sorts of rumors so those are definitely always true


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.68188 del
>>68186
sauce? I have personal interests


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.68189 del
>>68188
for >>68187


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.68190 del
>>68186
wout


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.68191 del
>piduck a coldlet


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.68192 del
>>68188
Idk don't remember. But also this >>68175

There was always something about her and many different partners


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.68193 del
Screw Floortje Mackaij. Fuck Floortje Mackaij. Ejaculate inside Floortje Mackaij. Shoot a load inside Floortje Mackaij. Inseminate Floortje Mackaij. Impregnate Floortje Mackaij. Creampie Floortje Mackaij. Give Floortje Mackaij the D. Rape Floortje Mackaij. Pronebone Floortje Mackaij. Take Floortje Mackaij from behind. Cover Floortje Mackaij's womb in jizz. Sex with Floortje Mackaij. Gangbang with Floortje Mackaij. Fist Floortje Mackaij. Cum inside Floortje Mackaij.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.68194 del
jorgenson kwabbed hard


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.68195 del
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>>68193
subliminal message


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.68196 del
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>>68193


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.68197 del
Wait, what happened to Jasper? He was my only good pick


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.68198 del
>>68192
The life of a solid mid who thinks she deserves at least 9/10


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.68199 del
>>68197
mechanical


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.68200 del
>>68197
Crevaison.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.68201 del
>>68190
Plausible. Wo*t is going to arrow grug in the ankle one day


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.68202 del
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>>68194
Grégoire


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.68203 del
Skjelmosebros...


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.68204 del
>>68201
he's also a loser that would sell out his team for a woman


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.68205 del
>Geert Penis
Heh


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.68206 del
>>68202
GREAT result


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.68207 del
Easy day at the office today, just one breakaway in points.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.68208 del
>>68200
>>68199
Oh well


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.68209 del
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>>68206
Yesterday Seixas and now this. And a junior named DEFRANCE wins the junior race. We are BACK


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.68210 del
not many sprinters left except meeus, lund and brennan


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.68211 del
De Lie :(


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.68212 del
BREM THE MAN


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.68213 del
why does Decathlon have a giant with them?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.68214 del
>>68213
big daan hole


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.68215 del
>>68214
all the pedaltroons behind him pushing 0 watts


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.68216 del
What country is the junior Kuurne winner Simon Defrance from?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.68217 del
big jonas cashing that 2.5k euros


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.68218 del
>>68217
oh it wasn't yet


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.68219 del
laatste ronde


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.68220 del
chute horrible Polymarket status?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.68221 del
>>68216
Yes


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.68222 del
Lamperti is there with Albanese


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.68223 del
Kopecky is there too!!!


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.68224 del
Well that was easy


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.68225 del
>muh win
this was retarded


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.68226 del
>>68225
*wind


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.68227 del
Jasper could have used a grug


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.68228 del
wtf was that 5 second sprint


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.68229 del
This was boring. Can't wait for the real races in Italy


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.68230 del
well looks like he can do cobbles too


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.68231 del
my stream died in the last 400m


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.68232 del
>>68230
To be fair this was 80% leadout


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.68233 del
Mozzato Trentin Govekar what a ridiculous sprint


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.68234 del
>>68232
and 90% that last attack by vermeersch completely fucking up every sprint train lmao


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.68235 del
Old man Trentin still has a few tricks up his sleeve. Based.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.68236 del
>>68232
We already knew he could sprint but now we know he can get to the sprint in these types of races.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.68237 del
wtf is that top 4?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.68238 del
Our Winebert, our not seen for a while Slovenebert and Hessman/Axelfraudbert have Brennoid.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.68239 del
>>68237
zero points for me that's what


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.68240 del
if laporte kept sprinting he'd probably have been 2nd


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.68241 del
Mike Tenisen out of nowhere.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.68242 del
ai ai laporte will get relegated and yellow carded for celebrating, someone didn't get the memo


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.68243 del
Bertc takes it, he has Brennoid and his guy Govekar.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.68244 del
how did girmay ever win gent wevelgem


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.68245 del
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Kek, how much did they pay him just to have a shot at the tour? Dude is barely training at all


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.68246 del
>>68245
he also hasn't raced for them at all


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.68247 del
Nico Mattan has been drinking quite a bit of that Kwaremont too it seems


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.68248 del
>>68245
To be fair they knew he had lost motivation before they signed him.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.68249 del
>>68244
it was a set up


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.68250 del
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Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.68251 del
>bittner was in the group but sprinted to 33rd
fucking hell


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.68252 del
>>68250
I'm omloop cursed


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.68253 del
>>68251
Just saw that, wtfed him kek.
>>68252
You called it yourself, also a kek.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.68254 del
Wellens collected, already in Herentals right now getting operated


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.68255 del
So Laporte is back?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.68256 del
oh wow what a disaster my kbk team is nonexistent


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.68257 del
Canal safely in the Canal zone


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.68258 del
Already a 22 23 30 26 and now a 21st place this season. Always thinking about poor Velogamers, how based is that


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.68259 del
>>68257
60 points well earned


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.68260 del
>>68254
>No Wellens, no Narvaez
Yeah, this isn't the year that Pogi wins MSR


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.68261 del
>>68260
watch Cosnesqueak drop everyone bar Grug


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.68262 del
>>68260
del dopo, el retardo christen and brenny mcnulty will have to pick up the slack


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.68263 del
>>68260
I remember a year where Wellens was the only loyal hjaelper for Pog ..


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.68264 del
>>68262
no way the brainlet is in position at the start of Cipressa


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.68265 del
>German 1,2 and Euro podium in rwanda
>a suspicious amount of BRAZILIANS in the top 10
>a quick step devo mexicano is 12th
I love how many African and Asian races bring the entire world together


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.68266 del
>>68264
in position? he'll be 15 seconds ahead of pogacar somehow because he attacked 3 minutes before that


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.68267 del
actually I'm kinda hyped for strade because seixas will be there


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.68268 del
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>>68267
I am already so goombrained I am trying to see who can be the secret pick if these two already cost 58 and there will be other expensive guys to pick too.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.68269 del
>>68267
>pogi, sexass, captain america gruppo


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.68270 del
>>68266
he's following the Alaphilippe school of tactics


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.68271 del
>>68270
it might be the key to winning, satellite riders in MSR
imagine if he still has vermeersch or mcnulty on the poggio


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:07 [Preview] No.68272 del
>>68271
When would UAE send a man up the road? If they wait for late there is no way Alepcin would allow it so would you have McNulty sit out front in the morning break?
Would be pretty funny to watch.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.68273 del
>>68272
dillier has chuted, alpecin has no power here
chaos will reign


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.68274 del
>MSR but you have teams battling for breakaway access 200k from the line
imagine


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.68276 del
>>68273
if they can tell their fat sprinters that Mathieu is the big boss they have Groves and Philipsen to shut down some late UAE shenanigans


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.68277 del
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GC. >>68275


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.68278 del
>>68274
I mean why not, if you're not pog or grug you stand no chance anyway. And if they don't do well then you have philipsen around too.
Teams like bora should just race like hell


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.68279 del
>>68278
they should, I really don't like that 95% of the startlist on major races just defaults to giving up from the go instead of just going hard even if it's expected to yield no result. They lose either way so may as well try everything and at worst get the same result and provide kino for the viewer


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.68280 del
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In any case I am really happy that the the funky 2026 UCI rules with which they fuck even some of us regular folks are doing a fine job of greatly reducing the amount of crashes in pro cycling. It's almost like they knew what they were doing. Almost.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.68281 del
>>68280
Handlebar width needed some regulations, who cares if manlets are fucked.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.68282 del
>>68280
And SafeR goons get paid a shit ton of money


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.68283 del
>>68281
why


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.68284 del
>>68283
Same reason TT bars are not allowed


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.68285 del
>>68284
but it has 0 impact on safety kek


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.68286 del
>>68285
Reducing speed is actually the best thing to do for safety. Also some retards were taking things too far with supertiny handlebar. For sure those are dangerous


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.68287 del
>>68286
Yet they still chute more and more


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.68288 del
>>68287
Maybe handlebarswidth is not the only parameter, who knows?


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.68289 del
I'll say it: Pogacar will never win MSR.


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.68290 del
Remco will win MSR


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.68291 del
scored two dozens eggs and got me first sunburn of the season


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.68292 del
>>68291
based


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.68293 del
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>>68291
56 for me zonder sunburn, it was very hard work


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.68294 del
>>68293
phwoarr go on bertman you dawg


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.68295 del
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>>68293


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.68296 del
>>68294
>go on
no I cannot I really must rest now


Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.68297 del
Absolutely mint weather today for the first time this year, so naturally I had obligations and couldn't ride. Enough to drive a man insane.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.68298 del
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you did remember to start building on that winter base, didn't you Bert?


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.68299 del
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Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.68300 del
>>68289
Inshallah, let's hope this is his strongest season after it all starts going the wrong way and that not having Timeke and Navarrez will leave a slight dent.
So either this year or never again.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.68302 del
how come there's a velogames for some pasta trofeo, but not for le samen classics.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.68303 del
Fucking rough with the kid lately. First she was sick for over two weeks, and I was sick for the second week. Ok, no problem. Then after her sickness she starts having these sleeping problems, waking up a few times per night and making my sleep shit as a result. Well ok, not nice but what can you do. Now yesterday evening she starts throwing up and the night was a total disaster and now I feel like a zombie. Just so tired berts, parenthood is great most of the time but when it's bad it's really bad.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.68304 del
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>>68303
never forget the mantra


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.68305 del
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They promised blue skies, warm a sun for today
But it is fog (20m visibility, grim and moist)
At least I won't have to squeak that I will miss the ride before sunset (still at only 17:40)


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.68306 del
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>>68305
a random webcam in Pr*gue


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.68307 del
>>68305
>>68306
I have enough sun, warmth and blue sky for the both of us


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.68308 del
>have to review a 360 pages PhD thesis
Why do they do this?


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.68309 del
>>68308
Aren't there a few specialized llms for papers? Not that you should just fire and forget, but at least it could point you to some points of interest.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.68310 del
>>68304
I will keep on repeating that mantra, thanks bert
>>68308
Damn can you pass it to your horde of assistants


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.68311 del
>>68308
Time to work


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.68312 del
>>68309
The frontier model are all extremely good at math now so proof reading isn't really the main thing I have to do (also the student probably used it as well). Forming an opinion about the relevance of the work is actually more tricky for LLMs and that's where I have to do the work
>>68310
Kek no


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.68313 del
I have been doing my paper revision using codex and it's worked pretty great so far, far faster in doing this coding than what I would do. Maybe I'll try Claude next and see if it's even better.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.68314 del
>>68303
You have no other choice than to make yourself believe it's great. You're stuck with it for the next z0 years znd you can't put it back.
Reality is, parenthood is a mess and its fucking tiring. And when they finally start to be able to care for themselves they start yelling at you and only want your money.
And their future is being an unemployed tiktok zombie trying to compete in a world with robots and gentically or bionically altered humans.
Its grim


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.68315 del
>>68303
I feel you. Slept like absolute shit for the last week, recovery was terrible.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.68316 del
I had a dream that my good friend Bert (zonder foto) came to visit the states and had no place to go so we let him stay at our lake house


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.68317 del
>>68316
I'll let you know if I'm ever in the neighbourhood and need a place to crash


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.68318 del
WIDAR is sick and is missing Trofeo Laigueglia. Adjust accordingly


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.68319 del
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>>68317


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.68320 del
#Infirmerie 🚑 / Résumé des blessés du weekend (liste non-exhaustive) :

🇩🇰 Rasmus Søjberg Pedersen (DCT) : chute, touché à la jambe
🇨🇭 Stefan Bissegger (DCT) : 3 chutes, contusions
🇳🇱 Rick Pluimers (TUD) : 3 dents arrachées
🇨🇭 Stefan Küng (TUD) : fracture du fémur gauche
🇧🇪 Vlad Van Mechelen (TBV) : fracture de la clavicule
🇧🇪 Frederik Frison (PQT) : blessure au doigt
🇧🇪 Arjen Livyns (XAT) : commotion cérébrale
🇬🇧 Ben Swift (Ineos Grenadiers) : fracture du bassin
🇧🇪 Tim Wellens (UAD) : fracture de la clavicule

CHUTES FOR THE CHUTEGOD


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.68321 del
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social media folks are already calling seixas the third best rider in the world after pog and grug


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.68322 del
>>68321
You don't trust the w/kg estimators?


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.68323 del
>>68316
Jan Speegosh is on his way as we speak


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.68324 del
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>>68321


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.68325 del
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>>68324


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.68326 del
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Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.68327 del
>>68326
which odd zones shall you be scoring today ?


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.68328 del
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>>68327
even


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 16:42 [Preview] No.68329 del
>>68328
>sleigh rides on training days
>almost exclusively *v*n zones
no wonder you have been feeling frail lately


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.68330 del
That little fucking Donati from Hansgrohe is already 10 points!
On his debut in goombling!
What. The FUCK?!


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.68331 del
Njal dopage


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.68332 del
>>68329
allergy season kicking in also
no other symptoms but me eyes being a waterfall, need to buy me some drops


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.68333 del
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>Hirschi 22
>Tiberi 14


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.68334 del
>>68320
I don't know what doigt is but I assume his dick fell off again or something. That's a shame


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.68335 del
>>68326
don't tell me it's already too dark outside (Praha is west from Vienna) or the sun never came out


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 17:12 [Preview] No.68336 del
>>68335
sun never came out


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.68337 del
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>


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.68338 del
>>68337
I was looking for that one, you or somebody else posted this on 4/cyc/ the other day. but it still needs to be properly /cyc/ified with a squeaker or frog.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.68339 del
>>68321
These people are correct


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.68340 del
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short bibs, short sleeves, life is gud
if only the sun didn't go down so early


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.68341 del
>>68338
probably got it from the same guy on twitter. I was thinking about replacing the Dopé shades with the likeness of pog, del dopo and grug and the Prodige ones with seixas


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.68342 del
>>68340
for me it was riding 7k into the woods with some food and doing some eating and reading on a bench as the sun sets, my legs are destroyed from the weekend I will probably have to chill tomorrow as well


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 18:23 [Preview] No.68343 del
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Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.68344 del
>>68342
What are we training for Bert?


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.68345 del
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easy peasy


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.68347 del
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Hummm pizza


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.68348 del
>>68347
love me some good 'za


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.68349 del
>>68347
I think I like the lady's more, even with the birbpoop.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.68350 del
>>68349
It was indeed the better choice. I ate half of it


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.68351 del
>>68324
Seixas already has a way better record in one day races than the Fishman


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No.68352 del
when will we see Sparfel pop off in this new age of french gods


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.68353 del
>>68347
they might have finished cooking it


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.68354 del
>>68352
Next year. I think he's still on the devo team for now.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.68355 del
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>>68350
Good.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:24 [Preview] No.68356 del
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what went wrong? I thought he was supposed to be on par with Sexies


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:26 [Preview] No.68357 del
>>68356
>DNS
The most promising result of all. A match saved is a match earned.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:31 [Preview] No.68358 del
>>68356
stunted growth plates and doper jaw means he tried to peak too early, now he'll never make it


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.68359 del
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finally bertaczek can add new wout van kwab pictures to the 2026 collage starting from tomorrow


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.68360 del
>Citroën è l'auto ufficiale del Giro d'Italia 2026
well that's peculiar.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.68361 del
also in gazetta today, superga finish confirmed for Milano - Torino, the shapeshifting race that can be a sprinter or mtf race.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.68362 del
>>68360
yes well Skoda is still a partner with Tour de France so they had to choose another race


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:44 [Preview] No.68363 del
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not a goomble, so you might discuss this once as a normal race. also Lecroq mentioned.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:45 [Preview] No.68364 del
>>68344
to be the fastest!

>>68363
that's like 80% of the peloton on there kek


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.68365 del
>>68363
Fabio Jakobsen mentioned


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.68366 del
>>68363
should be an easy Laporte win if he doesn't get assassinated


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.68367 del
>>68366
for me it's bertaczeks most favorite sprinter Riley PICKRELL


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.68368 del
>>68363
Fuck W*ut


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.68369 del
Zeno MOONEN


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 20:58 [Preview] No.68370 del
>>68363
to think most self professed ciclismo enjoyers won't even pay attenzione if they can't goomble on a race. Sad!


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.68371 del
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>>68337
this but unironically


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.68372 del
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>>68347
Your dining partner has superior taste in food and likely wine


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.68373 del
>grande who won some minor race got DSQ after he chuted and his brake lever were no longer UCI compliant because of the chute
SAFER bros, we finally made racing SAFER


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.68374 del
>>68355
This is me Berts, help


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.68375 del
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>>68373
really now? Wow

>>68374
no!


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.68376 del
>>68374
what's the issue? mass = WATTS


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 22:23 [Preview] No.68377 del
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>Nota di precisazione in merito al 32° Memorial Polese

>In merito alla squalifica di Filippo D’Aiuto al 32° Memorial Polese e alle motivazioni che hanno portato la giuria della corsa a prendere questa decisione il team General Store-Essegibi-F.lli Curia intende precisare quanto segue:

>Filippo D’Aiuto ha preso il via della corsa con una bici regolamentare in tutte le sue componenti. La caduta patita sul tratto di sterrato ha determinato uno spostamento della posizione delle leve che, a causa dell’urto, sono finite a una distanza inferiore a quella consentita.

>Il team prende atto e rispetta le decisioni della giuria nonostante sia fortemente rammaricato per quanto successo, vista la splendida performance di D’Aiuto che ha tagliato il traguardo in solitaria dopo 60 km di fuga.

>Inoltre il team intende ringraziare il Team Hopplà e la SC Padovani Polo Cherry Bank per il gesto di solidarietà durante la cerimonia protocollare.


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.68378 del
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>>68377
fucking clown rules


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 23:09 [Preview] No.68379 del
>>68377
NOT grande


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.68380 del
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Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 23:42 [Preview] No.68382 del
ciclismo?


Bert 03/02/2026 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.68383 del
>>68382
the poast that saved /bert/ from a certain demise


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.68384 del
>>68379
Grande infighting. It's an Italian national level race, almost everyone is Italian and the new winner is, too.
https://www.procyclingstats.com/national-race/memorial-polese23/2026/result


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.68385 del
I know Carapaz won't do anything tomorrow, I know it, but I can't help but pick him


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.68386 del
>>68385
the only velogoomblers worthy of respect are those whomst maintain conviction to unwaveringly pick their boys


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.68387 del
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>Axelgaard offered a clear warning to the current world champion: "Pogacar needs to be ready if he wants to drop him on Saturday in Strade."

I've been listening to this idiot for my velogoombling picks for how long now?


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.68388 del
Strade Bianche FEBBRE


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.68389 del
>>68387
He'll tell you to pick both Pogi and del Toro, and he'll be right.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.68390 del
>after about 140 kilometers of racing. "At that moment, I was quite rudely cut off by one of those big, clumsy Norwegians from Uno-X," Naesen recalls.

>"I yelled at him: 'Lul Man! (Dickhead)' Mathieu (Van der Poel, ed.) pulled up next to me and said, very relaxed: 'Maybe that's really his name, Lulman. That's perfectly possible.' Then I picked up my radio and said: 'Guys, Mathieu is going to win that race here today.'"

Top kek, wout could never


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.68391 del
>>68390
lmao


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.68392 del
>>68390
lul man


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.68393 del
>>68390
based grug


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.68394 del
>>68390
hah!


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.68395 del
<Mathieu van der Poel about the end of his career:

>"They say you never get used to winning, but for sure, you get a bit used to it. That doesn't mean it gets less special, it's even the opposite. I'm coming to an age now where maybe I'll start to stop winning. There will be time when that happens.”

>"My general goal is to try and be on this level for as long as possible. When I end my career, I want it to be on a high note, not just riding two or three years extra maybe because it's better financially. I want to be a rider that stops on a decent level. The most important thing is to just enjoy riding my bike for as long as l'm a professional.”
froomedawgbros..


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.68396 del
>>68395
Roubaix and RVV are old men's races, dude can last until 40 if he wanted to


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.68397 del
>>68396
He won't ride for top 20 like kristoff, wout and naessen


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.68398 del
Not feeling Arambaru for Laliga, too many akshual mountain hoppers in good form, but I guess he is not in bad shape either and will go for points.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.68399 del
>>68398
Pick Gaudu


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.68400 del
>>68398
scaroni scaroni give me the winneroni


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.68401 del
>>68399
>>68400
Berts, please, I already have them, this is disrespectfur.
Although don't know if GAUDU doesn't get bumped by some hangri youngster.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.68402 del
almost got cagied by a ramadanian again dude went straight over cycling path, didn’t even see me


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.68403 del
>>68402
Stay safe brother, only a couple of weeks left (the harder ones)


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.68404 del
LAPORTE DNS


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.68405 del
>>68404
what happened


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.68406 del
>>68405
Wout bullied him


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.68407 del
>>68402
Kill cagies. Behead cagies. Roundhouse kick a cagie into the concrete. Slam dunk a cagie into the trashcan. Crucify car drivers. Defecate in a cagies food. Launch cagies into the sun. Stir fry cagies in a wok. Toss cagies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a cagies gas tank. Judo throw cagies into a wood chipper. Twist cagies heads off. Report cagies to the IRS. Karate chop cagies in half. Curb stomp pregnant cage drivers. Trap cagies in quicksand. Crush cagies in the trash compactor. Liquefy cagies in a vat of acid. Eat cagies. Dissect cagies. Exterminate cagies in the gas chamber. Stomp cagie skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate cagies in the oven. Lobotomize cagies. Mandatory abortions for cagies. Grind cagie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown cagies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize cagies with a ray gun. Kick old cagies down the stairs. Feed cagies to alligators. Slice cagies with a katana.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.68408 del
>>68402
Don't get cagied!


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.68409 del
>>68407
Are you in Switzerland? Or is it endchan randomly assigning the wrong flag again?


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.68410 del
>>68409
if only


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.68411 del
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>>68405
Nobody likes riding with kwab wout


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.68412 del
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What a difference a good night's sleep makes, looks like bertina jr is well on her way to recovery and all of the sudden riding felt good. Some low volume sweetspot + LT1 work to get the wheels rolling and gather the daily 30 eggs, hopefully more intense training to follow soon.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.68413 del
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Also, the great Finnish hope Miko Pirinen will win Le Samyn today


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.68414 del
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>>68377
I don't know, this looks pretty fucking turned in. Doesn't look like just one of the levers was affected by a crash....


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.68415 del
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>>68412


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.68416 del
>>68413
Expecting top 30 after this manufactured hype


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.68417 del
>>68414
i don't think the grandes would lie like that to get ahead


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.68418 del
>>68416
Manufactured hype? the kid won the Finnish u18 NC by 40minutes last year and was actually good in European junior races, he's our best prospect in a long long time and I can actually see him developing into a good WT level rider unlike some of our earlier prospects.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.68419 del
>>68418
But you also thought Jaakko Hänninen was the new Merckx. And also Borremans


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.68420 del
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Squeaking about the new Merckx. We are going to witness something never seen before


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.68421 del
>>68419
Nah, Hänninen looked like he would be a better climber than he turned out to be due to sickness/injuries/bad luck. But Borremans, he hasn't really shown anything to justify the hype – I think the hype is mainly because he was a good enough junior to get into Bahrain's development team. But both Pirinen and also Elias Eskelinen, Niko Terho and Eino Mutanen are bigger talents


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.68422 del
>>68420
please update this plot to highlight AUGUST aj


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.68423 del
>>68421
I hope that last guy will perform, I am already writing some "mutanten" jokes


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.68424 del
>>68420
>the remcurve
hahaha


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.68425 del
>tfw performance level is still stuck at 69
at least I still have more time...


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.68426 del
>>68423
Heh good one. Mutanen means muddy in Finnish. He is still only 16 iirc but racing in Europe already.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.68427 del
>>68425
nope!


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.68428 del
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Pirinen is 18 btw, looks like prime bert material already


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.68429 del
>>68428
what the FUCK hahaha someone get him on here he's the most /bert/ pro I've ever seen
one of us one of us one of us


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.68430 del
>>68429
Hopefully his career will be good so we will see his baldness transformation in real time


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.68431 del
>>68430
How do you even transform further?
Asking for a friend


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.68432 del
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Henri-François RENARD-HAQUIN goes solo


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.68433 del
>>68420
I dunno. As of now, Seixas hasn't even participated in a GT. Looking at the Remcurve should be reminder enough to not count your chicken before they hatch, and there are plenty of other examples, like Ayuso.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.68434 del
>>68424
kek


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.68435 del
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SEKTOR PAVE


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.68436 del
Kirby fucking loves Sean Flynn


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.68437 del
our guy Wout will not get a chance to sprint because he has a couple fraudulent teammates in the front group


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.68438 del
finking a cheeky DESAL, KOPECKÝ, DEHAIRS podium


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.68439 del
>>68436
He had the same weird obsession with Simon "Si" Clarke, of all people


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.68440 del
great shot showing how fast they're going


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.68441 del
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Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.68442 del
>>68439
he also likes Sean Quinn and Quinn Simmons, I think that trio of names is lodged in his creaky ole noggin


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.68443 del
BORA? more like BORING!


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.68444 del
Wout needs to get his pity wins


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.68445 del
HAHAHA


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.68446 del
KWAB


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.68447 del
Grug would never.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.68448 del
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Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.68449 del
lmao


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.68450 del
Christ, Kirby is so clueless, terrible commentator


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.68451 del
>>68343


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.68452 del
KWAB


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.68453 del
LMAO


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.68454 del
COFIDIS PARANORMALE


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.68455 del
hmm not over yet tbh


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.68456 del
lukash 2bish incoming


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.68457 del
>>68456
that has-been is not even the best Czechoslovak on the team anymore


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.68458 del
Strand type rider


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.68459 del
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Wout VAN AERT will surely go thru any moment now


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.68460 del
BORA BORA BORA


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.68461 del
Meeus is STRONG


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.68462 del
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Me stream on Flo is terrible.

Watching on YouTube now.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.68463 del
what's that cofidis dude doing


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.68464 del
Goodness me


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.68465 del
MAUS MAUS MAUS


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.68466 del
That was truly hectic.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:08 [Preview] No.68467 del
>>68461
ez


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:08 [Preview] No.68468 del
Jordan MEUS wins


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.68469 del
let's not forget about today's moral winner Wout who would have dominated that sprint had it not been for a mechanical issue


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.68470 del
hugo page deciding to do nothing for that one teammate sprinting was very funny
cofidis will never change


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.68471 del
Moritz Maus won?


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.68472 del
>>68470
I want Cofidis to start every race with 7 sprinters


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.68473 del
Senechal hasn't done a sprint in 3 years and it shows


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.68474 del
>>68473
Their depth is pretty shit this year. Waiting on del grosso to show up I guess


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.68475 del
>>68474
there's good riders they could have sent today but for some reason didn't
plowleft
senna remijn
uhlig


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:44 [Preview] No.68476 del
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ameriburgers are you ok


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.68477 del
>>68476
>paying to r*pe
not exactly filtering for the cream of the crop, are you?


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.68478 del
>>68476
>he's still raping
it's march buddy boy


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 16:58 [Preview] No.68479 del
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>>68477
>>68478
rape is hard job but somenody has to do it


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.68480 del
Some changes on the startlist for tomorrow, RACCAGNIbros he is out.
BRENNER is in. He is 8 bux. The changes are not reflected yet in goombling selectable jockeys.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.68481 del
>>68480
sneaky not mentioning engleheart is out


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 17:10 [Preview] No.68482 del
>>68481
Ah that's the one I was missing from the purples. I was squinting who was I considering and he is no longer there especially since they start 5 guys.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.68483 del
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WHO DID IT, REVEAL YOURSELF


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.68484 del
>>68483
>it was wout himself


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 17:31 [Preview] No.68485 del
>>68484
I think it was per strand making sure he had a chance


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.68486 del
>>68483
clearly the work of an unruly MvdP fan


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.68487 del
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Didn't get a chance to watch the race but I see this now. Wtf Mikobros, not like this


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.68488 del
>>68485
>49 HAGENES Per Strand
kwak


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.68489 del
>>68363
So maus winning was the right prediction


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.68490 del
>>68483
remco tier excuse


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.68491 del
>>68489
hopefully you had him on your sporza goomble team


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.68492 del
>>68483
it was me, I'm the one who placed the glass


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.68493 del
Bert van Koers...now there was a poster


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.68494 del
>>68493
May he rest in peace. Who will update his quizzes now...


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.68495 del
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my endurance certainly took a hit over 2 months of greatly reduced riding


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.68496 del
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#Pray4Bertacek


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.68497 del
>>68496
176 bpm TODAY or 1h of threshold punishment tomorrow


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.68498 del
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This dude takes his instagram life quite seriously. Rides more than half of the jobbers getting paid for it


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 18:41 [Preview] No.68499 del
>>68498
rides as much as the average pro it seems
not every rider is like Lafat


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 18:43 [Preview] No.68500 del
>>68498
one might argue that influencers do do it for money


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 18:44 [Preview] No.68501 del
>>68500
Feels like a nepo baby to me


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.68502 del
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>>68501
probably is
when in doubt it's safest to assume they didn't earn it


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.68503 del
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then again americans literally live on easy mode so anything's possible


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.68504 del
>>68487
it's already over, just like his hairline


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.68505 del
>>68487
>there is another behrens
>unrelated to the LAB behrens
>but the LAB behrens has a brother in alpecin devo
curious


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 19:29 [Preview] No.68506 del
>>68505
we will never see behrens again, poor guy thought visma would be a great choice


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.68507 del
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He's been ill doing a couple hours of XC skii every day lmao. Glad he's milking them


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.68508 del
>>68506
>Current injuries
>Out with fractured collarbone (Crash during training)
doesn't even survive training camps, its so over


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.68509 del
>But near the Koppenberg, things went wrong. Van Hautegem crashed and lay in the Koppenberg forest for a long time, until a forest ranger found him in a ditch.

>A medical team and the fire department evacuated the injured cyclist.

>"Leander suffered a fairly severe concussion, two cracked ribs, and a minor collapsed lung," said team manager Hans De Clercq.

damn I ride there a lot wonder where he could chute so hard


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 20:41 [Preview] No.68510 del
>>68507
Now that their gambit for the Tour wildcard failed they have no use for him. Just terminate his contract and let him go sell cheese in Japan.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.68511 del
>>68510
>just terminate his contract
Really not how French law works


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.68512 del
I am fairly certain every single bert will have the same velosqueak for the Trofeo Laringitis


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.68513 del
>>68512
I am not picking Tiberi. Never


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.68514 del
>>68483
After checking 4/cyc/ the romanian betmafia is behind this. Couldn't let wout win after a big 600 euro bet was placed on wout.


Bert 03/03/2026 (Tue) 23:50 [Preview] No.68515 del
>>68512
There are some VERY tasty wildcards such as omrzel.

bit of a gamble but could be very worth it.
I expect people to have 80% the same team and 20% wildcards


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.68516 del
ciclismo!


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.68517 del
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>Ronde van Brugge


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.68518 del
>>68496
I pray that you will skore 200bpm


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.68519 del
>>68512
Everybert will also try to turn his leftover 16 velobux into not complete shit 3 runners in this weekend's Biała Droga.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.68520 del
Tibor costs 16.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.68521 del
>>68520
Justified if he goes to small 1.pro races he should be among favorite in a few of those


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.68522 del
>>68521
No, I think it's fair too, just threw it out there as we discussed him extensively yesterday (two short posts?) and suddenly he appeared on Strade startlist.
A lot of the clasico prices are stupid (far too expensive) and stupid (far too cheap). And that's how we like our goombling.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.68523 del
>>68516
koers


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.68524 del
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>coming back to south of france tomorrow
Is this a fucking JOKE?


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.68525 del
Kasper Borremans will race today and costs only 6 coins!


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.68526 del
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>>68524
Imagine having worse riding weather than Finland, kek. I think I'll do a ride outside tomorrow, most snow/ice should be cleared by now; the sharp pebbles and gravel on all roads is a problem but maybe the gravel tyres can handle it.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.68527 del
>>68525
shan't pick riders that you probably beat in a local race before


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.68528 del
>>68527
I haven't raced Kasper before unfortunately. But he got beat last spring in the local Simo Klimscheffskij'n Muistoajot hilly criterium race by the Finnish domestic racer Jaakko SILLANKORVA; the two were head and shoulders above everyone else but Jaakko had the better uphill sprint to seal his victory. I heard rumours that Kasper was very pissy about his defeat and got into a shouting fit with Jaakko which is not a good look for us Finns.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.68529 del
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>>68527
>>68528
Looks like this effort was enough to beat Borremans after a hard race last spring, around 9.5W/kg for one minute so nothing alien


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.68530 del
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so about strade, it's time to face the music on how to spend 66 points wisely that are left after the obligatory pogi pick.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.68532 del
>>68530
Pog, Seixas, Toro, that will be 84 saar, now you can go on a spree and decide if anyone is worth an 8 leaving you with two 4 shitters or maybe you can convince yourself for a 6+6+4.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.68533 del
Current goomble hasn't even started yet and berts are already on the next Sad!


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.68534 del
>>68533
its been established that we all field the same team so strade strategizing is the next logical step


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.68535 del
>>68526
God's making it easier for me to move out of south of france. Which is nice


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.68536 del
>Trofeo Laigueglia has no live images, they will post some youtube video after the race this evening
Lol what the fuck, guess we won't be seeing this next year


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.68537 del
>>68536
What's the point then ? Why even race ?
Literally this whole sports survives thanks to sponsors and exposition.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.68538 del
>>68537
>What's the point then ? Why even race ?
Velodrama cheating, of course


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.68539 del
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34 Christian Scaroni
33 Romain Grégoire
22 Alex Aranburu
20 Antonio Tiberi
14 Andrea Vendrame
12 Michael Storer
12 António Morgado
10 Quinten Hermans
6 Benoît Cosnefroy
4 David Gaudu
4 Gianmarco Garofoli
3 Mattéo Vercher
3 Felix Großschartner
2 Davide Donati
2 Georg Zimmermann
2 Jakob Omrzel
2 Lukas Nerurkar
2 Marco Brenner
2 Diego Ulissi
2 Wout Poels
1 Kevin Vermaerke
1 Alessandro Covi
1 FELIX ENGELHARDT
1 Mattia Bais
1 Lorenzo Rota
1 Andrea Mifsud
1 Mark Donovan
1 Alessandro Verre
1 Richard Carapaz
1 Santiago Buitrago
1 Corbin Strong
1 Alessandro Pinarello
1 Mikkel Frølich Honoré

>6==

3 Christian Scaroni Romain Grégoire Alex Aranburu Antonio Tiberi António Morgado Gianmarco Garofoli
>ReversePedalers
>Quick Rundown
>>using pedals


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.68540 del
>>68539
Polebert the new MVDF, sad!


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.68541 del
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>>68540
I-I'ts just once..


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.68542 del
wait a minute
why do I have cosnefraud instead of tiberi? When did that happen
eh no matter it will be the correct choice I am sure


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.68543 del
>>68542
Because you are a chad


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.68544 del
what do you mean there's a goomble today?


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.68545 del
If you don't believe in Gaudu you don't believe in anything


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.68546 del
>>68544
This may sting, it is just a turd category goomble but it is unlikely to be another average 350 points gained, more likely to be close to 600 average points gained, or not gained if you did NOT make a team, and zero guys of your not adjoosted team are on the startlist, so there is no chance for skoring anything by surprise.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.68547 del
>>68545
um, that would currenly be Seixas. but squeakers better be preparing the next Seixas to put their hopes into.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.68548 del
I for one can't wait for live pictures from Trofeo Laigueglia!


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.68549 del
>>68547
Yes Seixas will win the Tour 6 times, but I am specifically talking about Gaudu winning this Trofeo


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.68550 del
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How's the weather down there L*nce


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.68551 del
>>68550
Heemed by Knut KNUDSEN himself.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.68552 del
rent free


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.68553 del
>>68550
kwabalero kabala


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.68554 del
>>68536
Imagine chuting and ruining your season in a race that's not even televised


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.68555 del
>>68550
FYI most of the runners on that list were on more dope than Lance


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.68556 del
If you had looked at the Blue Button you would have seen the answer to that and not used the Chat as a helpdesk as forbidden by Admin.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.68557 del
>>68536
well that's fucking bullshit


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.68558 del
how come PCS has livestats for a race that is not shown?


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.68559 del
>>68558
The race is obviously fake. It doesn't exist. Everyone is in on it and we are getting SCREWED with our Veloteams


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.68560 del
2:50 is a lot of time


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.68561 del
>>68560
It was sitting at over 3 minutes for a very long time and then he suddenly updated it to 2:50. Maybe the times are not super reliable.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.68562 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/alfred-grenaae

What the fuck is with all those extra letters when you just say Greno


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.68563 del
>>68562
Just make it grenade


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.68564 del
>>68562
it's æsthetic


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.68565 del
from now you may refer to me only as Bjaeyærtt (zonder foto)


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.68566 del
Carapaz bros the time is NOW


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.68567 del
Vervaeke still has two minutes? At least nobody picked this asshole


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.68568 del
>>68562
>elfort graynu
Almost as cool as our guy Anus Foleha.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.68569 del
Sudaca visit and/or camp boost is back berts.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.68570 del
where are people watching?


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.68571 del
>>68570
nowhere but the pcs live feed because this race is not televised


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.68572 del
>>68513
that's right brother


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.68573 del
> HIRSCHI Marc (Tudor Pro Cycling Team) is dropped from peloton
And no one was silly enough to pick him.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.68574 del
>Hirschi Marc (Tudor Pro Cycling Team) is dropped from peloton


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.68575 del
>>68571
bizarro world


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.68576 del
Even without a broadcast, I'm almost certain that g1 is slurping


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.68577 del
>>68562
Because it's a lastname. The actual town is spelled Grenå.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.68578 del
>>68576
G1 or G2, is there any G that doesn't slurp


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.68579 del
That one Belgian bert who was nervous about his bad scores in goombling is the only one to pick Buitrago. He didn't pick the dead-eyed cat killer though.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.68580 del
who's the buitrago believer?


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.68581 del
>>68580
>Quality organic self-grown riders


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.68582 del
>>68580
me, but he's not in my equipe


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.68583 del
Have berts talked about Wout saying he suspected sabotage during Le Samyn? jfc what a kwab


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.68584 del
Next year is a contract year for hirschi, then you should start picking him again


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.68585 del
Did scaroni's juice run out just for the big races, how convenient


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.68586 del
I really bottled this one


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.68587 del
at least I didn't trust Arambaru like a lot of Berts djd


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.68588 del
>>68586
Could be worse, you could have not picked tiberi like me


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.68589 del
>>68588
of course I did not pick the cat killer


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.68590 del
fucking Ulissi, how is this old man still performing


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.68591 del
So what's up with the feed anyway?
There is going to be a replay on the regular yt channel so the production is on.
Why can't it be broadcasted live?
Some fishy/petty business between the grandes?


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.68592 del
How often do I have to click back my flag.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.68593 del
>>68591
Highly suspicious, indeed.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.68594 del
I have ulysses s. grant, san marino cat lover and roman greg, I'm fine


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.68595 del
FUCK Tiberi


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.68596 del
Bergerburt and Brtek have a good day.
Behind them there is a big G2 slurp of like 15 berts.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.68597 del
I guess we will get the full results sometime tomorrow


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.68598 del
Simone GUALDI will be this year's Ben HEALY, he


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.68599 del
>>68524
Alright, fuck this I stay in vienna. Perks of academia (zonder teaching) I guess


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.68601 del
Great, my secret pick is 33rd. If I wasn't such a calm and collected guy I would be LOSING IT


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.68602 del
>>68595
Also THIS


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.68603 del
>>68600
I had the same forecast except I have seen sun for 0 (nula) minutes each day because of the inverse weather as it is foggy all day


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.68604 del
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Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.68605 del
>DNF CONSEFRAUD Benoa


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.68606 del
FRAUDU and COSNEFRAUD


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.68607 del
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>>68598
Mattéo VERCHER will be this year's Jonas VINGEGAARD.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.68608 del
we LIVE in ITaly


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.68609 del
strade fever


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No.68610 del
>>68583
I only wonder what is next, what's the next step on the excuse ladder? The kwabolution


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 17:21 [Preview] No.68611 del
>>68610
At least W*ut knows he is shit and a fraud. Remco has no idea. He legitimately believes he is better than Pog and just has bad luck all the time. He is crazy


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.68612 del
>>68609
awful race now with the slovenian doper


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.68613 del
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god the weather is so good, wish it was light longer
we will suffer for this good weather too, months of despair incoming


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.68614 del
>>68613
oh we sure will but here at least for the next week or two it stays that good, too bad that nature is still mostly sleeping because it gets cold every night


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.68615 del
>>68614
the mosquitos aren't sleeping


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.68616 del
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>>68612
we might get some slippy P kino


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 17:55 [Preview] No.68617 del
>>68616
idk it's hard to dislike the guy


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.68618 del
>>68616
>ynr pidcuck waiting like a slave for him
riders just aren't cutthroat enough


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.68619 del
>>68618
He tried not too and was getting fucked


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.68620 del
>>68618
He wasn’t waiting at first and Pogacar was gaining on him then he made the “bigger man” move


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.68621 del
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heh, my boy pcsbert
just needs a bit more pcs pro subscriptions


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.68622 del
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>>68621
>FETTER Erik


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:28 [Preview] No.68623 del
>>68621
they're both first so he's actually correct


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:29 [Preview] No.68624 del
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>>68623
forgot the pic


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.68625 del
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>>68624
what!


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:38 [Preview] No.68626 del
>>68623
>>68624
How does that happen?


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.68627 del
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how peculiar


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.68628 del
>>68626
there's a video, probably didn't have a proper finish cam
or it's like the pidcuck wout situation where they can't tell


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.68630 del
>>68627
apologize to PCS bert, he's waiting in the camper


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:43 [Preview] No.68631 del
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>>68630
forgive me pcsbertsan


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:46 [Preview] No.68632 del
>>68624
That's a bit disappointing from our boy Mauss


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 18:54 [Preview] No.68633 del
Jantje Bittner brought me on a PCS adventure. Team Elkov Kasper is apparently now called Kasper crypto4me. What kind of a shitty name is that. And Josed Cerny is there. Why is he already at a CT team at age 32. Just like Sagan. What is the aging process in Czechoslovakia. The team has two guys named Zahalka, 32 and 20. Are they father and son? That's FUCKED UP. Also Milan Kadlec, son of Milan Kadlec. Nice imagination there


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.68634 del
>>68633
why do czechs have so many shitty family members
there's an even worse toupalik on that team


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 19:07 [Preview] No.68635 del
>>68633
Czechoslovaks keep churning out these sketchy startups that sometimes hit it, sometimes they are just as sketchy as they look.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.68636 del
>>68634
I don't know man. That country is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.68637 del
This fucking Burgerbert keeps breathing down my neck, 100 points after 100 points, closer and closer.
I don't think he is here among our at least tree burgers but FU Burgerbert anyways.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 19:14 [Preview] No.68640 del
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GC. >>68638


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No.68641 del
>>68640
I should probably lock in again instead of picking Vercher type riders


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 19:18 [Preview] No.68642 del
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Not even using him for RVV. Surprising but I guess the brothers like to take their time with their riders


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 19:20 [Preview] No.68643 del
>>68642
UAE will do all the work in RVV anyway


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.68644 del
>>68642
I know there's a lot on the news, but did I miss Belgium annexing Denain?


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.68645 del
>>68644
and that limburg race is in belgium too...


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.68647 del
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Fuck, posted in the wrong thread.
Streaming Black Hawk Down on Saturday (March 7).
9 and 21:00 CET (8 and 20 UTC, 3am and 3pm EST)
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 20:32 [Preview] No.68648 del
>>68647
good current events choice


Bert Admin 03/04/2026 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.68649 del
>>68648
Perhaps The Ambush would have been more close. It's an UAE movie set in Yemen. It's about an ambush.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.68650 del
Or perhaps The Mauritanian.


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.68652 del
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>>68651
you need to stan for a better current gen runner 2bqh


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.68653 del
>>68642
Duvel Gold Race could be held on German and Belgian turf


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.68654 del
>>68652
there are not so many clean runners who have won Grande Tours


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.68655 del
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Probably sandwitches time tomorrow
Then need to figure some PROPA workout


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.68657 del
>>68656
Grande Dusan CLEARLY ahead


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 23:45 [Preview] No.68658 del
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Alright I defeated Ascension 20 with the Ironclad. With literally 1 HP left. Is there any extra ending for if you defeat the Heart too or am I done. That's probably impossible anyway


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 00:18 [Preview] No.68659 del
>>68655
>bacon salad sandwhiches mit Big Oeufs
holy based


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.68660 del
>>68659
I ran out of pancetta and now I only have the schwarzwälder
Gonna be interesting


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.68661 del
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We live in vietnam with vietnamese f*mmes


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.68662 del
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>>68655
1x90min sweetspot to score good eggs
For me it's outdoors this afternoon. Can't wait, 8 degrees and sunny and I put some new sealant in me tyres yesterday so everything should be good to go.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.68663 del
>>68662
Nice looking gravel bike. I really like what they do, out of all my daydreaming about buying a bike, the fairlight is probably the one with the most chances to go through


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.68664 del
>>68663
Thanks! Yeah I really like everything they do as well. For a normal non-racing fellow the Strael really is one of the best bikes available, just so many nice design choices and they look amazing. This Secan is a very nice bike to ride, very comfortable and the geometry is spot on for me.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.68665 del
>>68662
Had to go pick up a package for work this morning, nice 30 minute extra commute boinking over the cobbles when the sun slightly rises over the horizon


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.68666 del
>>68665
Truly the dream, life is good in the spring


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.68667 del
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This dude is on such an insane amount of juice it's not even funny


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.68668 del
>>68667
just norge innit


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.68669 del
>>68667
Why not roid at this point, there's no future anyway


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.68670 del
>>68669
EXACTLY what I am thinking


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.68671 del
>>68665
>bonking over the cobbles
that's how I read this


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.68672 del
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Pogicaca 37km/h op Cipressa. Don't event want to know the W/kg.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.68673 del
>>68672
Experts are suggesting he needs a sub 8:40 to get away
do with that information as you please


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.68674 del
>>68673
He's going to do it in 8:30 if Del Stier has a good day and is well positioned throughout


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.68675 del
>>68674
bold claim but are you willing to back that up with a wager on bet365, the betting service of choice and official sponsor of /bert/


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.68676 del
>>68672
Literally the only one that can stop him is grug but I have serious doubts at this point now that he knows he was close last year


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.68677 del
>>68675
I use unibet, but maybe I'll put a cheeky 20e on Pogi. 3.5 odds currently, Grug at 2.2 lel.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.68678 del
>>68677
600€ on wout, that's the secret bet from Romanian Bert


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.68679 del
>>68678
to bet on wout means you're in it for the kick of negative emotions once he gets kwabbed
it's akin to self harm meaning that man is mentally ill


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.68680 del
>>68678
>>68679
I don't really get betting big bucks on cycling, it's so random especially in one day classics. But making smaller bets on stage wins in grand tours, that's another story. I won 500e on Koen Bouwman's first stage win in the Giro and 400e for Wellens' stage win last summer from small 10e bets. Sure you often lose but the losses aren't big and then when you win you win big.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.68681 del
>>68680
As I see it it's easier to satisfy your needs, you don't get a rush out of losing a tenner but you get a rush out of losing a more sizable amount of money


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.68682 del
>>68680
I won 500e when van baarle won roubaix, was also the last sports bet I did so I'm forever in the positive


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.68683 del
PESCADOR 6 velobux.
But you can also pick Domen for 8 and perhaps get assists twice and be done with it.
>>68682
Retire on high note king.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.68684 del
AGR is also a Cat 1 goomble this year, better remember to skor faking points then.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.68685 del
>Roodhooft on VDP/Strade: "Compare the total elevation gain of the current race with that of five years ago, when he won, and you’ll understand the decision. In the past it was possible for riders like him—the Flemish—but now it’s beyond his abilities."


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.68686 del
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>>68662
Might actually get to get outside today too, it's still hazy but not as foggy as previous tree days


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.68687 del
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Montepaschi Eroica Toscana OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 1.25
>Toro 9
>Seixas 10
>Pidcvck 11
>Aert 17
>Gregoire 26
>Jorgenson 34
>Chirsten 41
>Healy 41
>Scaroni 81
>Bilbao 81
>Eetvelt 81
>Grosso 81
...
>Vacek 101
>La Peira 126
>Pellizzari 201
>Withen 201
>Kubis 301
>Toilet 401
>Lafay 401
>Eulaliu 501
>Canal 601


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.68688 del
>>68687
Reminder that del stier was outsprinted by wheelsucking wout at the strade stage of the giro last season


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.68689 del
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>>68681
Ah I see what you mean.
>>68682
Very nice bet. I still goomble occasionally when I see very good odds, like Norway winning the medal table in the olympics for 1.4x (I put 200e there).
>>68683
Surely Grossschartner is better than Domen?


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.68690 del
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>>68687
>>Aert 17
>>Lafay 401
Great bait for true goomblers.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.68691 del
>>68689
Wasn't even checking, if Novak is 8 then there is no one cheaper than 8 in UAEmierda, that's the only thing that matters.
And Grossshart is better, surely better to pick him and have a very small chance of him being somewhere later in the race than a sure nothing but assists from Domen.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.68692 del
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Clearly I need a new camera since mine caught astigmatism


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.68693 del
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>>68692
H-hold it still.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.68694 del
>>68692
That looks good for an appetizer, do you eat some carbs with that like rice, potatoes?


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.68695 del
>>68694
There's two more rounds coming
I'll be having rice for dinner


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.68696 del
>>68695
Nice. Since it's Thursday I had the traditional Fenno-Swedish lunch of pea soup coupled with pancakes and raspberry jam. A match made in heaven


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.68697 del
>>68684
Well I guess that's the 6th monument sorted out, Veloman has spoken


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.68698 del
>>68692
Now you need to go for a ride to account for the egg
>>68696
Is there anything in Finnish food where you can't add raspberry jam? I had blood sausage with jam the only time I went to Suomi.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.68699 del
pancakes with jam hell yeah
that's my JAM


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.68700 del
>>68699
Canada invented their maple syrup. That's the superior option to add to your pancakes than having crepes avec nutella.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.68701 del
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>>68698
Hmm can't think of any hehe. Karjalanpiirakat are better with egg butter though.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.68702 del
>>68689
My team is very different with some secret picks. I don't care anymore


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.68703 del
>>68702
there aint no secret picks in that race


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.68705 del
>>68692
waar ham he


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.68706 del
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>>68705
>>68660


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.68707 del
>>68692
its missing a halo because clearly this sammich was sent from heaven


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.68708 del
Pogi is the boomer of my strade team
Rest is 23 or under


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.68709 del
>>68708
>27
>26
>19
>idk about the four pointers


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.68710 del
>>68709
Picking the pidcock will either be a blessing or a curse milord.

At your own risks


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.68711 del
>>68706
you never said anything about using merely a wafer thin invisible slice Thoughbeit


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.68712 del
>>68710
he's been a shit pick before
he will not be a shit pick again


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.68713 del
i will NOT pick shitcock and you shouldnt either


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.68714 del
nothing wrong with picking piddy ...


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.68715 del
>#StradeBianche 💨 / 🇫🇷 Julian Alaphilippe (TUD) is feeling better and better with Tudor. But he tempers expectations: "Oh, it's better not to expect anything from me."
kek


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.68716 del
>>68715
What do you mean, I always expect a retarded attack at an inopportune moment and I am never disappointed


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.68717 del
>>68715
>>68716
Maybe he can bait Pog to follow him like he did in Amstel. And than give up after 3 kilometres.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.68718 del
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The time is now
Will try to do some sweetspot as ordered >>68662 but it is not easy on these roads with road intersections every 500 meters


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.68719 del
>>68718
score some long zone tree with a couple faahves if your feeling cheeky (you are)


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.68720 del
>>68709
What the fuck do you mean I don't know. You are supposed to research ALL your fucking 4 pointers whether they have a birthday buff or they have been in the area on vacation or whatever


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.68721 del
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Bike + traen for me today. Nothing to fancy but a nice way to reach quiet roads on short rides


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.68722 del
>no bernal and arensmeme in strade
grim


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.68723 del
>brennan has a gluten allergy
impressive that he's so good, not exactly easy to live like that especially when half of cycling is carbs


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.68724 del
>>68722
>picking SMITH as we speak


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.68725 del
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>>68724
how did you know


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.68726 del
>>68721
very nice, I've thought about doing the same


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:49 [Preview] No.68727 del
>>68725
I know him, he is me.
>oldobiwan.jpg


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.68728 del
>>68721
did you ever think about riding in the desolate lands of Czechoslovakia considering it's 1 hour away from Vienna?


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.68729 del
why doesn't memco try his hand at strade


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.68730 del
>>68729
because he's a big baby who's afraid of being embarrassed


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.68731 del
>>68729
for a Belgian he has a unnatural hate towards surfaces that aren't smooth tarmac.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.68732 del
>>68729
>You now remember that Giro strade stage with Almeida betrayal


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.68733 del
>>68731
but he was good in that one TDF stage


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.68734 del
>>68729
hurts more to chute on sterrato and italians seethe even harder than he does


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.68735 del
>>68732
heh, they basically BOTH left QS because of that


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.68736 del
>>68729
I think that one is pretty obvious


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.68737 del
has anyone seen the PN profiles? the fuck is up with that
and beyond that tirreno is even more wild


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.68738 del
>>68737
I was looking at them yesterday, T-A looks pretty fun imo


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.68739 del
>>68738
tirreno is a del toro winslol


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.68740 del
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>giro di remco
heh
>pick random stage
>won by Gino
back to being sad again


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:05 [Preview] No.68741 del
>>68739
I dunno what could stop that


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.68742 del
>>68721
this allows you to pinchazo and get stuck in a tunnel all at the same ride


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.68743 del
>>68728
The alps are in the other direction ...


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.68744 del
>>68743
I'm led to believe there are some Alps in Bohemia Though


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.68745 del
Just a small tip for the berts, the world CX U23 champion is 4pts. Seems like a good fit for Strade, he's also a manlet


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:13 [Preview] No.68746 del
>>68745
everyone was already picking him and the Q36.5 dude anyway


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.68747 del
>>68746
not me


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.68748 del
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kek
Van De Poel rockets


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.68749 del
>>68748
wout could never


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.68750 del
>>68745
he won't do shit


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.68751 del
>>68750
He's 4pt bert


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.68752 del
>>68751
the war won't end because you didn't pick Oliver PEACE


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.68753 del
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Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.68754 del
>>68753
fuck I have him in my sporza goomble, now I will lose against my colleagues


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.68755 del
it's incredible how you can burn 100 pts nowadays


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.68756 del
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Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.68757 del
>>68723
Really makes me wonder what he even eats then


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.68758 del
>>68757
Rice


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 17:19 [Preview] No.68759 del
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>>68718
Can't really score big sweetspots around here, only about 1 hour from home it gets better and doable. That's why i more often do thresholds or something.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.68760 del
>>68753
>wrist
he broke both his wrists


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.68761 del
>>68758
yeah I see, rice and sugar slop for days
>>68759
its exactly the same here, you can barely pedal 10 minutes uninterrupted and when you can it usually includes pedaling at 60-80 kph for extended periods of time which sucks


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.68762 del
>>68759
>majority odd zone
kinda based, you probably didn't on purpose thoughever


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 18:08 [Preview] No.68763 del
>>68756
Ah yes team fraudulence. We need one again, it's a good benchmark.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.68764 del
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>>68760
What the fuck was that, superman landing?


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.68765 del
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>>68637
I don't post here much, except to congratulate Berts with velogoombling picks I am very jealous of...

I'm having a better velogoombling year because I finally took the advice of you Berts and stopped picking my favorite runners.

Anyway.

Allez Ayuso & Christen!!

Kill me now Berts.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 18:40 [Preview] No.68766 del
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>>68765
stop with the velodoping this very instant!


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.68767 del
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>>68765
Yes, very nice, but please start skoring 100 points less than me.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.68768 del
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My velodrama season is already over despite a strong start in the classics.
Just because I missed one shitter Spanish stage race.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.68769 del
>>68768
KWAB


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 19:07 [Preview] No.68770 del
>>68768
Literally a problem caused by not paying enough attention


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.68771 del
>>68768
always make a fast team when the goomble opens
even with DNS it's better than nothing


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.68772 del
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I had a cheese infused daydream that pogacar gave del toro the win in strade


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.68773 del
>>68772
I would be UPSET if that happened


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.68774 del
>>68772
what sort of cheese bertman


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.68776 del
>>68775
That farmer's Camembert is godtier by far the best I know of.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 20:09 [Preview] No.68777 del
>>68775
phwooar
hope you had it with some nice crostini


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.68778 del
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>>68775


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.68779 del
I successfully picked 123 for strade and still have plenty of coins left


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.68780 del
>>68779
why not pick 456 then ?


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.68781 del
>>68779
Based bilbao - madouas - valter picker


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.68782 del
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ynr this dude
how much do you think he was doping on that swatt team


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.68783 del
>>68780
My vision concerning the rest of the top 10 is blurry, all I can foresee is a shimano defect, a pinchizato, a tubeless explosion and wout's knee being bloody.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.68784 del
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>>68768
I was in New Zealand and missed multiple races, but I am determined to podium a GT


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.68785 del
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Someone lost the fight


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 21:22 [Preview] No.68786 del
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>>68785
The signs were there


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 21:49 [Preview] No.68787 del
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>>68784
amazing


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.68788 del
>>68787
Brtek's image names/descriptions are pure pottery.


Bert 03/05/2026 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.68789 del
skored some norge 4x4 after me strength and core work
this will pair nicely with a burger


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.68790 del
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Forecast predicts low but non-zero chance of weekend schnitzel ride


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.68791 del
>>68784
Noice. Such a beautiful landscape. I can see why they made lots there.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 00:20 [Preview] No.68792 del
>>68791
*lotr


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Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.68794 del
>>68785
Boonen won


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.68795 del
>>68794
But Boonen lost the fight a long time ago, did he even have hair at all?


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.68796 del
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>>68795
He accepted his fate unlike the motodopeur.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.68797 del
>>68794
Fabian is a family man while tom is a degenerate pedophile, it's easy to say who's the winner here


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.68798 del
>Seixas, Gregoire, big jorg
I don't know about that


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.68799 del
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Only 11k, what a steal


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.68800 del
GAROFOLI - the eight point rider who could?


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.68801 del
>>68800
Many people are saying this


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.68802 del
>>68800
Verstringe


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.68803 del
What if Seixas wins


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.68804 del
Finally feel like back to normal after the illnesses, oh well that's a few weeks of training down the drain. 3x20min + 10min high sweetspot today, 35 eggs harvested.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.68806 del
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>250g tagliatelle
>100g ham n' bacon
>50g pecorino
>50g pfeffer
what finnbert would call a small snack
i really need to think ahead and have chicken on me BIG ride days
yesterday the korean random said I was 4400 kcal out, but even 200g of rice and 200g of HAM dinner could barely scratch the itch


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.68807 del
>>68806
Sounds like a solid meal. Try oven fried tofu instead of ham, it's delicious coupled with some nice pasta.
I had about 1500kcal worth of Vietnamese buffet food today, very good but now I'm bloated as hell haha


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.68808 del
>>68806
50 grams of pepper? You just emptied a whole fucking pepper mill? What the fuck is the use of that


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.68809 del
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>>68806
Going in today for almost a kilo of white polska sosidge to go with peperoncini, shitload of garlic, maybe with reduced wine too but I don't want to bother and then my slightly molding grana goes on top in heaps.
I think I will go buy that big round pasta that looks like fat rings.

Also Almeida out of Paryż-Nicea, McNuggers in.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.68810 del
>>68808
Yes, I mean wtf bertaczek. Is he trying to bring back the Portuguese-Dutch spice trade by consuming this much pepe?


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.68811 del
>>68807
>Soy
I would advise against it


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.68812 del
>>68810
>>68808
surely he must refer to the roasted red varietal


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.68813 del
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>>68808
>>68810
that was a joke, OBVIOUSLY


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.68814 del
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>Bertacek just eats a handful of pepper as a snack


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>>68814
>Proteinbars with pepper as ride fuel


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>>68814
>Proteinbars with pepper as ride fuel


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.68817 del
Almeida not doing PN apparently


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.68818 del
No elite pizza this year, you ate it here first


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.68819 del
>some random french podcast show up on my feed
>Remco needs to go to ROUBAIX
It's incredible how these podcasts have nothing to do with reality anymore, it's just pure slop. Wonder who listens to these things


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.68820 del
>>68819
you apparently


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.68821 del
>>68820
Not really, the account is already blocked


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.68822 del
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>>68817
It gets stranger the more you look at it


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.68823 del
>>68822
Mcnulty could win this if he wasn't bound to some chute


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.68824 del
>>68822
No silent ban for soler? Where's the decency?


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.68825 del
>>68824
well the investigation was concluded in 23 or so, if anything the silent ban would be over by now


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.68826 del
>>68823
many such races!


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.68827 del
Lazkano, now that was a runner


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.68828 del
One (1) day till 19 yo 60kg broccolihead is going to slay the Slovenian Balrog innit


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.68829 del
>>68828
he'll go clear before RAI even starts sending footage and you'll still slurp it up like the good goymbler you are


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.68830 del
>>68811
Well that is not grounded on any scientific reality. Bigger soy/tofu consumption is linked to better health outcomes in large studies. The internet podcast bros shitting on it for mechanistic speculative reasons is just stupid and not based on any data. If tofu were exactly the same but made from meat, I wager the same "people" would be praising its nutritional qualities.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.68832 del
>>68831
>trust le soyence


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.68833 del
>>68832
Well that's generally what you trust for health stuff, yeah


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.68834 del
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>>68822


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.68835 del
>>68831
French food agency actually recommends some caution (espcially during puberty and pregnancy), but I think it's mostly for soy based biscuits and stuff and it has a huge variation depending on how the food is produced. So if you only buy organic tofu produced in europe you should be fine. Personally, I stick to meat, obviously


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.68836 del
I hate soy as a primary ingredient but if it was actually that bad half of Asia would be diseased as fuck. The fact that they are not, even wile often living in dumpsters with hazardous chemicals in everything says a lot. Add to that that Japan has very high life expectancy and they consume soy a lot.
Also the meat we eat in the West isnt nearly the same nutricional grass fed meat of the 1950's. Due the the slop mass produced meat is fed itself, including soy.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.68837 del
>>68836
>Also the meat we eat in the West isnt nearly the same nutricional grass fed meat of the 1950
If you think this isn't the case for fruits/vegetables I have some terrible news


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.68838 del
>>68822
McNulty is kinda good in the chaos that usually comes with PN, but I'm not sure if he has a chance at beating Ayuso (Fish will obviously be mega ubdercooked).

I guess it's only Catalunya for João before the Giro which is just about the safest race there is. The way his immune system is, he would've caught a flu in PN that would affect his training in the month.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.68839 del
>>68837
yeah probably right. Everything has gone down hill steeply.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.68840 del
>>68837
>>68839
Even if that were the case, it doesn't seem to provide any harmful effects as more vegetables, fruits, nuts, whole grains is generally always better for health outcomes in all big studies. So "not as good as it was" doesn't really change anything wrt. what people should consume (mostly plant-based food).


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.68841 del
>>68840
more like plant-cringe food


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.68842 del
>>68840
i agree. But as a general i think more processed is more bad. If you turn seeds into seed oil and then heat it up you are generally much worse of than just consuming those seeds. Unprocessed vegetables and animal products are generally good (apart from the moral harm we do to said animals imo)


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.68843 del
>>68842
Wrt. seed oils "much worse" is rich, since all our high-quality outcome data points to more seed oil consumption being better. Them being bad is another American podcast bro grifter invention with no basis in reality. Olive oil, canola oil, soybean oil, sesame oil etc. are all great for your health, and I'd argue canola oil is number one because most people are in need of more PUFAs. As for unprocessed animal products (esp. red meat, fatty cuts), they are also linked to increased CVD risk and certain cancers, whereas substituting them with processed plant-based alternatives like tofu has been linked with better health outcomes.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.68844 del
>>68830
based


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.68845 del
where does /bert/ consensus on the hummus question?


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.68846 del
>>68845
Great with chili.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.68847 del
>>68843
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/40075437/
Just one big paper showing that higher dietary intake and circulating levels of omega-6 fatty acids were associated with lower risks of CVDs, cancers, and all-cause mortality.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.68848 del
>>68840
Is it even possible to find good vegetables in Finland? Norway, or maybe just Bergen, was a nightmare for that, you had absolutely 0 options just the same 2-3 imported one from netherland/spain/italy. You had like norwegians tomatoes for 3 weeks and strawberries for a month, that's it.
Even the fishes it was almost impossible to find fresh


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.68849 del
>>68848
Most all are imported especially in the winter, I still really like them. We have local peppers, cucumber and tomatoes though, and in the summer good local potatoes, carrots, beetroot etc.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.68850 del
>>68848
How do they not have fish in Norway


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.68851 del
>A Dutch cheese was voted the best cheese in the world on Friday. The Beemster Royaal Grand Cru beat out 3,375 other cheeses in Wisconsin, USA. The cheese from Westbeemster received 98.68 out of 100 points. The other thousands of entries came from around 25 countries. Second and third place went to Swiss cheeses: a spicy raw milk cheese and a semi-hard raw milk cheese.
Hehehe sorry cheeseberts. But we are BACK


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.68852 del
I always buy Beemster btw. But just the regular version, not that fancy shit. Let's hope these assholes don't immediately up their prices, SURELY they won't


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.68853 del
>>68838
joao absolute sucks at PN anyway, I don't he's ever been able to not fuck up somewhere


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.68854 del
>>68843
tell em Bert, that's exactly right


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.68855 del
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>world tour team at one of the biggest races of the year


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.68856 del
Rajtuzo 24
Jonas 22


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Carlito Cano 10

Surely these are wrong, Skjelmose is still there.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.68858 del
>>68856
made a nice team first try, thank you veloman for this blessed goomble


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That was easy


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.68860 del
we're not going to pick a single sprinter


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.68861 del
>skjelmose has a wrist tendon inflammation on his first race with el rato
lmao they will never share a team


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.68862 del
>>68861
what a shame looks like ayuso just has to take over


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.68863 del
>>68861
>>68862
I don't even know why they pretend. Skejly is really not on the same level


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.68864 del
>>68862
heavy is the head that wears the crown


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.68865 del
scoring a Big plate of rice eggs tapenade hommus and chili
this will supercharge me short bibs ride to mourn the loss of winter


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.68866 del
>>68865
how many grams of peper?


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.68867 del
>>68866
no less than 100


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.68868 del
>>68867
big if true


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.68869 del
>>68867
>this bert puts 100 grams of pepper on his food shaped intake


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.68870 del
>>68868
the jar is 220g and I used more than half, plus grinding extra
>>68869
>he's still sleeping on the pepper meta
it's proven to correlate with improved eggs
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/377873079


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.68871 del
>>68870
I kneel to the pfeffer king


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 17:36 [Preview] No.68873 del
So the big question is: do I ride at 5 degree and watch seixas get dropped or skip it and ride at 15?


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.68874 del
>>68873
I am doing the latter


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.68875 del
>>68873
rape at 25 °C while watching Seixas getting dropped, maximum suffering


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 17:45 [Preview] No.68876 del
>>68875
I don't have access to raping devices here


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 17:45 [Preview] No.68877 del
I will watch Seixas WIN


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.68878 del
I will watch Quinn Simeone win


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.68880 del
I will watch ciclismo win as the first race of the cycling classics is undertaken


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.68881 del
strade chuds getting uppity again with their little sand race


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.68882 del
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>>68880
I did this last weekend


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.68883 del
>>68873
I'm also unsure what to do but I think I will ride early and tune in around 14:30


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.68884 del
>>68883
This is why summer is the superior season. Nothing better than starting your ride at 6am


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.68885 del
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QUINTANA the chilean NC in ITT


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.68886 del
>>68884
I prefer starting ride at 6pm


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.68887 del
>>68853
Yeah, that race has too many happenings for a guy like him who probably dreams of every stage in a stage race being a sustained watts test.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.68888 del
Yeah, not running a single shprinter, unless JACOBS or Bert do something.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.68889 del
Pick Godon


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.68890 del
>>68889
Already did, went GREAT.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.68891 del
>>68890
Yes but now he'll win 2 stages


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.68892 del
>>68886
>5hour rides starting 6pm
No?


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.68893 del
>>68892
weeknight midul tree hour kinos


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.68894 del
>>68893
It's weekend


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.68895 del
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>>68891
What if he doesn't?


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 19:53 [Preview] No.68896 del
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Incroyable


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.68897 del
>>68896
kek


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.68898 del
>>68896
Soon they'll be putting in tubeless tubes


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.68899 del
>>68898
Exactly kek.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.68900 del
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Is the pelotao ready for the christenstache?


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.68901 del
>>68900
Time is a flat circle I guess. The 80's are here again.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.68902 del
>>68900
Lamborghini really is quite the specimen


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 20:23 [Preview] No.68903 del
>>68900
The reason he bleached his hair is that he likes Em*nem right? RIGHT?


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.68905 del
>>68903
Maybe his salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance?


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.68907 del
>>68906
very sad when your coach gives an interview basically confirming you are a massive lazy kwab
alexys brunel was right


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.68908 del
>>68906
Makes sense why he is so inconsistent.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.68909 del
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back to his usual nonsense
just say you want to win the giro instead of spouting that team fed bullshit


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 21:12 [Preview] No.68910 del
>>68909
'ate LAB to be honest


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.68911 del
>pog says del dopo will make the move
>pog says he doesn't care who in UAE wins
adjusting accordingly


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.68912 del
>>68911
>Pog sits on Pidkeks wheel while el dopo kills himself with a retard attack


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.68913 del
>>68911
God damn it. I was happy about my team but now I will have to adjust all night to fit in the beaner.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.68914 del
Pretty sure I picked the entire podium. Also found some absolute BARGAINS who will SURELY finish in the top 15.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.68915 del
>>68914
some decent options in the bargain bin this time


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 23:26 [Preview] No.68916 del
The podium? Jan CHRISTEN, EULALIU and MADOUAS


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.68917 del
I will pick pellizzari and you can't stop me bert


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.68918 del
me? I pick the most meta riders


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.68919 del
>>68909
I mean, why would he even bother racing P-N if he wasn't in decent shape and thought he could win? Surely he's not that desperate for a vacation from Trine.


Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.68920 del
Labrosse


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.68921 del
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Paris - Nice OFFICIAL GC /bet/

>Vingegaard Hansen 1.57
>Ayuso Pesquera 3
>Onley 8
>Rodriguez Cano 15
>Vauquelin 15
>McNulty 19
>Soler 41
>Martinez 51
>Martinez Povidla 67
>Romeo 67
>Tejada 67
>Sivakov 67
>Arrieta 81
>Piganzoli 81
...
>Cepeda 126
>Gaudu 201
>Kelderman 251
>Vacek 251


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.68922 del
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Paris - Nice Stage 1 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Birmay 6.5
>Zingle 9
>Godon 11
>Vacek 15
>Pithie 19
>Ayuso Pesquera 23
>Christen 23
>Lamperi 23
>Berg 23
>Coquard 23
>Trentin 23
>Vingegaard 26
>Pluimers 26
>Voklen 34
>Watson 34
>Onley 41
>Vlasov 41
>Aular 41
>Sheehan 41
>Tilelr 41
>Oliviera 41


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.68923 del
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The following runners will do absolute NOTHING this entire race btw:
>VLASOV
>VACEK
>GODON
>LAMPERTI
>AULAR


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.68924 del
>>68923
Also
>Alberto Bettiol
>Albert Withen Philipsen
>Albert Torres


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.68926 del
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Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.68927 del
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Duuuude..


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.68928 del
>>68921
>Carlito on a race that is quite literally all punch stages


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.68929 del
>>68921
Good that I have the top 4, locked in.


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.68930 del
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>garmin charged
>carbs LOADED
>bidons, full
>map, ready
It's time to ride berts, I'll check in when seixas drops PIDCUCK for third


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.68931 del
>>68921
>Rodriguez Cano 15


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.68932 del
>>68930
was gonna ride but there's a really thick fog right now and I don't want to get randomly caged


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.68933 del
>>68932
People are so much nicer here than in france it makes me sad every time I come here


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.68934 del
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>72% of powermeter equipped riders in my area are hiding their data on strava
What gives, what are they hiding
In any case I've settled on medium long ride today and back before 14:00, long long ride tomorrow


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.68935 del
>>68934
Hiding hiding or just no pm? The boomers in south of France are allergic to power meter, they'll buy 2k wheels every couple of year but won't even think of buying a PM. I think they prefer the old way of "average speed = good", even if that means sacrificing a couple of hips per year on fast descents.


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.68936 del
>>68935
hiding hiding like pros do


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.68937 del
>>68936
They're ashamed I guess but that makes it even worse


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.68938 del
>>68937
ashamed of who? your group ride friends can immediately tell even without the numbers


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.68939 del
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boomers are insane


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.68940 del
>>68938
Maybe they try to be influencers


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.68941 del
>>68938
yeah true even strangers can immediately tell from the speed and such
>>68937
yeah I guess
curiously enough it's also the majority of people who do any kind of racing here.


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.68942 del
thread's almost full btw just saying


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.68943 del
Secret pick: Cattaneo. You can still adjust


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.68944 del
>Enter Philippe Gilbert. He actually sees a different scenario unfolding on the sterrati. His favorite? Paul Seixas, the new French prodigy. "I really believe in Paul Seixas' chances," he says decisively. "Why? Unlike Pogacar, he's already competitive and has even won twice. And not just any win: "His time in Saturday's Faun-Ardèche Classic was as good as Pogacar's on the same climb at the European Championships last year. That says a lot," Gilbert confirms his striking prediction. "Especially because Pogacar set his time at the end of the season, when he had 12,000 to 15,000 kilometers under his belt," he continues. "He was already well-oiled. Seixas does that in February. That's when you're at your best. I'd even put Seixas above Pogacar," Gilbert leaves no doubt about his prediction.


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.68945 del
>>68944
>listening to this used car salesman


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.68946 del
>>68944
I know they have to manufacture some hype
>"Especially because Pogacar set his time at the end of the season, when he had 12,000 to 15,000 kilometers under his belt,"
But wtf is this? Is having an entire season's worth of racing on his legs supposed to be an advantage? Especially one week after a 100km solo?

Is he also a defender of Jonas being stronger in the Tour after riding the Giro?


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.68947 del
>>68946
>he hasn't unlocked the race every race in the season buff to gain 150W


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.68948 del
EMERGENCY ADJUSTING


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.68949 del
Oh wait, P-N starts tomorrow, never you mind


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.68950 del
>>68948
KUZMIN IN


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.68951 del
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Ok, time for a ride. Schnitzelkino most likely on the menu. Probably won't be back in time to see dopage in Italy, you never know.


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.68952 del
>>68947
I see, Kussen really was a man ahead of the times


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.68953 del
realistically your muscles will never stop growing if you just keep riding more


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.68954 del
>pogi is sick


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.68955 del
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>>68954
Phew, made it to adjust him out, P*dcock in, Vendrame in.


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