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/cyc/ - general Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No. 85444
Aquaplaning edition

>Current and upcoming road races
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
10.05 - 14.05 Baku-Khankendi Azerbaijan Cycling race 2.1
13.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro
13.05 - 17.05 Flèche du Sud 2.1
13.05 - 17.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
14.05 Lotto Circuit de Wallonie 1.1 ME
15.05 - 17.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
16.05 Tour du Finistère Pays de Quimper 1.1
16.05 Simac Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE
17.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
17.05 Boucles de l'Aulne - Châteaulin 1.1
19.05 Classique Dunkerque / Grand prix des Hauts de France 1.Pro
19.05 Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
20.05 - 24.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
21.05 - 24.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
22.05 Veenendaal - Veenendaal 1.1 WE
22.05 - 24.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
23.05 Veenendaal-Veenendaal 1.1
24.05 Grand Prix Criquielion 1.1
24.05 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.Pro
25.05 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.1
25.05 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE
28.05 - 31.05 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 31.05 Bretagne Ladies Tour 2.1
30.05 - 07.06 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>84385


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.85472 del
FIRST for SHIT WEATHER


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.85473 del
>FDJ pulling
Spasms of a shit team. Try again tomorrow jobbers


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.85474 del
The old thread is not yet full


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.85475 del
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Bertaczeck getting paypig urges


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.85476 del
>>85474
I just follow boss's orders


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.85477 del
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>>85475
not as much difference to a normal bike as I expected


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.85478 del
>>85475
It is for a good price tbh


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.85479 del
>>85477
It also has a "compact handlebar geometry" so reach is even 1cm shorter than that chart indicates


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.85480 del
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all that talk about TT gave me some ideas


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.85481 del
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>GALL


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.85482 del
>>85480
Nice one bert! Good eggs in little time.
Also, smart of Gall to stop to change clothes. Really relatable for the casual viewer heh


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.85483 del
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>>85480
very cool, i don't think i would go 35 km/h at 250w, i am not very aero for some reason


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.85484 del
>>85475
still not buying the goybike
garbage anti-consumer company


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.85485 del
>>85483
maybe with the new CANYON ENDURACE CF SLX 8 DI2 (a modern endurance bike that is everything it should be - at an impressive price!) you could


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.85486 del
>>85484
Based van rysel fan


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.85487 del
>>85474
Sometimes I talk to myself in abandoned threads


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.85489 del
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Visma bros?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.85490 del
>>85489
who will he coach?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.85491 del
>>85484
Based cube buyer


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.85492 del
>>85490
Jonas when he transfers next year


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.85493 del
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The weather is also not good here. This is not what I agreed on


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.85494 del
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>>85493
Should have come to occitanie like your countrymen


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.85495 del
>>85493
uh oh wat nou


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.85496 del
How much do they need to survive that? 1 minute?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.85497 del
>>85496
2 atleast, but it depends who rides
But Rubio is fucking it up so lidl will ride till they catch for ponk


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.85498 del
What's up with Gall and his inability to dress himself


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.85499 del
>>85498
Me pedal uphill big watts with o-legs


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.85500 del
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>>85495
I bought a ticket to Malta. 30 eurodollars for a return flight! I will be visiting FIRENZE and NAPOLI too. But first chill here for a week


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.85501 del
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We live in Hungary


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.85502 del
>>85500
Enjoy. What's on the agenda


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.85503 del
>>85498
Autism


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.85504 del
>>85500
Go to zeb in florence, great food


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.85505 del
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>>85502
I just told you. That is the agenda. Or what am I gonna do there? I don't know


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.85506 del
>>85503
I thought this was in response to this >>85502 lol


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.85507 del
>>85506
That too
>>85504
Sounds good, thank you Bert


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.85508 del
>>85505
Such a foreign concept to Americans. We have such little vacation time that we have to completely pack it with stuff to feel like we're getting our money's worth....


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.85509 del
Oh hey Joshua Giddings abandon. Whoever the fuck that is


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.85510 del
>>85508
But I thought it was the land of the free... Have I been lied to!!!


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.85511 del
>>85510
It's complicated


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.85512 del
>>85509
another victim of the Lotto pooprace mismanagement maybe


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.85513 del
>>85512
But according to Dr Mengele they would have been recovered by now...


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.85514 del
>>85512
He wasn't in the dungrace but maybe he was rooming with the diarrhea men


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.85515 del
what daddy stream is working now? the one linked is out


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.85516 del
tiz 480p is currently at 0.5 fps


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.85517 del
>>85516
Such id the life of the pirate these days


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.85518 del
squeak


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.85519 del
Jonas is going to destroy these fools


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.85520 del
>>85515
https://dlhd.pk/watch.php?id=31
as someone said in a previous thread going on yandex and searching for daddystreams always shows the recent url


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.85521 del
>>85515
https://dlhd.pk/
>>85515
i am watching my tv carrier's stream with all the ads and cancer based on 2005 technology, surprisingly it is not flash or even silverlight anymore


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.85522 del
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Shit couple of days, was looking forward to a good ride today. Look outside, it's raining. mfw.tiff.gz


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.85523 del
The scott is probably the only good commentator on gcn


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.85524 del
>>85520
>>85521
cheers, my browser doesn't want to open that one though


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.85525 del
Arrieta bros, we're making it


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.85526 del
>>85500
you are aware that Malta Air is just Ryanair


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heh, I like UAE being able to do whatever they want without GC aspirations


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.85528 del
Olaolaolalio


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.85529 del
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youths attacked the UAE car
just joshua giddings, it was Rondel who crashed into the car


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.85530 del
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from the rusbert webm collection


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.85531 del
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ben gonna cry again


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.85532 del
"He's pegging him."

Thanks Matt


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.85533 del
>>85530
does Gall have sticky arms wtf is his problem


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.85534 del
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12km/h on a 6% slope, they are just like me


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.85535 del
>suisse commentator admitting he didn't know Eulalio before
I would have thought that he would have watched some of the Volta stages with Stüssi fighting for the GC


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.85536 del
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ok, now I'm hungary, time to check what's going on in the other races


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.85537 del
BAM in hungry


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.85538 del
I didnt expect much and I am still disappointed


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.85539 del
>>85533
Those jackets fucking suck to get on and off


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.85540 del
but kek at the 0.5 frames per second on tiz
dare I say it, that quickstep is soo fucking back without memco. now they just need to win a monument again.
also omzrel big chute


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.85541 del
fogkino


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.85542 del
>big wide road isn't safeR, curvas before the finish make the race safeR
oh, wow. big take by Eurosport.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.85543 del
>>85541
>no jay vine in the fog attacking
lame


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.85544 del
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proper Giro


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.85545 del
>>85542
curvas before the last 800 meters or so is good


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.85546 del
You just know SEXASS would be leading by 2 minutes by now


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.85547 del
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I can't see shit
also someone dropping his spaghetti hard at the feeding zone


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.85548 del
why is bora the team riding?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.85549 del
feeling like a real nob for swapping Eulalio for Vendrame


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.85550 del
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beloki comical, I hope rusbert makes a webm
paletti inna woods


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.85551 del
Taking a shit in the woods


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.85552 del
>>85526
I know but it's only like an hour flight so I'll survive


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.85553 del
Anyway nothing is going to happen today?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.85554 del
one legged god riding what berts can't


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.85555 del
>>85553
final climb is still enough for a bit of action


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.85556 del
god Brian Smith is so fucking annoying, his attitude is so irritating and superior


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.85557 del
>Koen bouwman
holy shit that doper still exists


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.85558 del
>cicco pulling himself
embarrassing for lidl as a team


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.85559 del
What? Why is Ciccone riding


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.85560 del
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courtesy of rusbert, aka stolen


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.85561 del
>>85559
for his jersey, he only has Gee left and that dude doesn't want to ride


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.85562 del
>>85561
FUCK him then. If that asshole makes it to Imperia I will throw piss on him


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.85563 del
>>85508
I believe this depends on the person.
I know people who pack 3 weeks of vacations full of activities and are more tired afterwards, than before they departed on vacation.
And I know people who fly 3 hours to lay on a beach and come back having done literally nothing.

Personally I don't go on vacation. Too much hassle and I don't like hassle. But I'm in the countryside with a large backyard so there's that.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.85564 del
>>85563
as for my vacations, it's staying at the farm house of me mate bertman


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.85565 del
>>85562
based


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.85566 del
ciccone will die with his pride intact atleast


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.85567 del
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gee, they forgot the west


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.85568 del
>>85563
I like booking cheap last minutes to somewhere in Europe.
Just a week and a half unplanned taking in the sights and culture but nothing forced, a day at the beach if the mind wants it.
The happiest I've been was after a long hard working summer I just booked a trip to croatia 2 days before leaving. Was never so relaxed


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.85569 del
oh hey tiz stopped stuttering


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.85570 del
>>85563
Same, but no countryside with backyard.
Can't be sharted to travel, where, why would I not sleep in me own bed among me own stuff.
If I had a countryside home with a backyard, small orchard, another small patch of a unkempt, wild garden and a view?
Pshh, not going anywhere ever.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.85571 del
>>85570
this is an insane attitude to me


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.85572 del
>>85569
https://dlhd.pk/watch.php?id=31

this one works too if you need it


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.85573 del
absolute rinsing adam blythe right now
anjoyable


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>>85572
cheers, have some wildflowers


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.85575 del
>>85571
p*rchasing experiences is not a sane way to enjoy life


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.85576 del
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this is one ugly Italian city. but on the other hand I really have no idea about Italy south of Napoli.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.85577 del
>>85575
Traveling is not for everyone but this is a braindead and soulless take. You can travel without simply purchasing a manufactured experience and it is quite depressing to be so dismissive of something that can be joyful, refreshing, educational, life-affirming, challenge, etc depending on what you do.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.85578 del
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>can write Raccagni Noviero but can't write Gee West
heh, bertolos not taking gee not helping cicco lightly


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.85579 del
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eulalio with a big step towards la maglia rosa


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.85580 del
>>85577
I suppose everyone who has a considered opinion that differs from some overcompensated nuyorican pseud is
>insane
>braindead
>soulless
get a grip


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.85581 del
so the break is just gone then yeah


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.85582 del
eulalio could keep the jersey for a while
how bad is his TT?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.85583 del
Zoom just ended, did they just slurped this rampa?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.85584 del
>>85577
>life-affirming
I mean it's fun you can eat good food but let's not pretend too much shall we


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.85585 del
>>85582
he's never had an ITT that yielded a not-terrible result


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>>85583
nobody is working in the peloton besides ciccone, so the break is going to win


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.85587 del
>>85580
you're the one who jumped to assuming that traveling is merely "insanely purchasing experiences"


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.85588 del
>>85582
it's been a while since he last rode a TT that mattered to him, but unless he's improved a lot since the Volta, he's very bad

67th in a Volta TT is grim


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.85589 del
>>85587
wrong, that was a direct reply to your explosively provacative claim that living in a comfy house with an orchard is an INSANE attitude


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.85590 del
>>85577
I wouldn't mind if you could teleport me in the morning and back before sleep. I'd like to hear some late evening Tokyo but a fair bit from the city center. I'd like to live somewhere really cold for extended period of time.
But I don't like traveling, simple as, the process and the nuisance and the zero sum game of extremely familiar vs. unfamiliar which I mostly know what to expect from but just in different flavor makes me face sink.
For the joyful, refreshing and educational, I can rely on myself to generate more than enough of it, that's what happens when you tame and rewire probable high functioning autism plus experience of an only child from a ghost family.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.85591 del
Ok, chute time.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.85592 del
does Lidl have no one to ride for Gee later on? pretty grim for them


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.85593 del
VAMOS AFONSO


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.85594 del
>>85592
you don't need helpers for a top 5 bid, only the ones riding to win need slaves


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.85595 del
>>85589
the insane attitude was that there's no value to traveling


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.85596 del
>>85592
Ciccone and that's it


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.85597 del
if they take it easy on the descent he's gonna have 7 minutes on GC


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.85598 del
>baaawwwwww other people's priorities are different than mine they must be insane


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.85599 del
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yes well


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.85600 del
CHUTE


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.85601 del
Chute


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.85602 del
FUCK


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perro


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.85604 del
UAE in the dirt. Eulalio big winner.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.85605 del
it's a massacre!


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.85606 del
slippy corner, expect more chutes


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.85607 del
chute wasn't that bad


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.85608 del
Hehe fuck UAE


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.85609 del
how come the UAE curse is brutal chute for everyone, but for pogi it's losing Paris-Roubaix to wout?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.85610 del
EULALIU is really going to keep it until the TT.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.85611 del
>>85609
pogi also almost chute brutalled that race


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.85612 del
>>85609
Also lost vermessh on the last cobble of arenberg


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.85613 del
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benis


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.85614 del
EUPuck MoonenO


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.85615 del
CHUTE!!


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.85616 del
>>85613
ACK


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.85617 del
lol that retard pushing him


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.85618 del
haha


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.85619 del
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so where are the astana jobbers? they couldn't profit from the chutes at the testa?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.85620 del
>>85614
kek what, took me a second to get that a word filter wrangled my post


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.85621 del
Vine would have never survived this


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.85622 del
just two chutebros enjoying a rainy day together


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.85623 del
lamão


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.85624 del
>>85619
they gave up too early


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.85625 del
>>85620
oh kek. I put in a lot of word filter for the spammers


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.85626 del
>>85619
Probably also in a field somewhere


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.85627 del
>both riders chute
<peleton loses time
just cycling things


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.85628 del
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jumbo decided to pull


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.85629 del
>>85627
to be fair the peloton has nothing to ride for but the chasers should have caught them


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.85630 del
Visma drilling it now. Jonas chute incoming


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.85631 del
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this finish looks safeR


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.85632 del
>>85630
just chilling


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.85633 del
>>85629
plenty of top 10 jobbers that could lose a precious spot to him if he gains too much
like thirsty troon in the vuelta or ben o'goober in the vuelta


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.85634 del
now this is relatable descending


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.85635 del
eulalio will win the giro, jonas can't close a 8 minute gap


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.85636 del
>8 minutes
I guess they're confident it won't turn into a 2020 or Vuelta 2024 situation o


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.85637 del
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comical


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.85638 del
????????????????


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.85639 del
pedalton is gonna go so slow through here


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.85640 del
????


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.85641 del
HAHAHAHHA LOL WHAT


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.85642 del
haha


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.85643 del
Really sketchy. And Arrieta agrees.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.85644 del
What an idiot


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.85645 del
Arrieta too tired to think


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.85646 del
something is wrong with UAE's tires


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.85647 del
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Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.85648 del
>>85646
they are on conti tires, very worrying


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.85649 del
>>85646
I use those tires... I think


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.85650 del
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UAE wins


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.85651 del
Lol this is ridiculous


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.85652 del
UAE MERDA
ARRIETA CULO


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.85653 del
fun stage


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.85654 del
UAE dopage so strong even the biggest retards can win


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.85655 del
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I have picked arrieta


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.85656 del
Eulálio taking over Almeida's job of farming 2nd and 3rd places in Giro stages


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.85657 del
I love the Giro


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.85658 del
Heh at least I have Eulalio


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.85659 del
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his dad was a jobber


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.85660 del
>>85659
imagine feeling the feels when your boy wins a big race


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.85661 del
emotions :)


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.85662 del
>city is so ugly because of an earthquake and burgers bombed it during world war II
the more you know


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.85663 del
Arrieta could last a while in 2nd as well


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.85664 del
No GC focuser ZANA.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.85665 del
But HIRT is there, what the FUCK.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.85666 del
>>85664
good, he couldn't get top 10 anyone
go for that stage son


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.85667 del
malucelli already suffering hard it seems, maybe a first GT at 32 wasn't that smart


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.85668 del
>>85665
This is fucking BULLSHIT, where is WADA


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:37 [Preview] No.85669 del
Seems a kino stage. When should I watch from


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.85670 del
>>85669
start of the rampa


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.85671 del
>>85669
Italia innit


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.85672 del
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Oh shit, Bert. We already started halfway through juryo.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.85673 del
ynr fdj is in this race


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.85674 del
>>85673
KENCH will surprise in the passes. Whoever that is


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.85675 del
>>85674
outside shot at the maglia white


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.85676 del
>>85673
>Penhoët 11th in stage 3
>Jacobs in the break in stage 4
Grim


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.85677 del
>>85674
His previous team was Li Ning Star


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.85678 del
>>85677
creating LEGENDS such as SALBY, be very afraid


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.85679 del
>>85674
please pay attention to Li Ning Star


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.85680 del
Tomorrow looks absolutely lame for a Napoli sprint stage, but I'm ready for the sprinters to fumble that finish to Narváez


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.85681 del
>>85680
last time they rode to Napoli we did get the mass chute and considering the weather let's expect it to happen again


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.85682 del
>>85680
Some cobbles to filter greenstreets is nice


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:03 [Preview] No.85683 del
>>85680
I think the over all stage is too easy for Narvaez to win. It should be Milan vs Lund vs Magnier


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.85684 del
>>85683
hoping bad weather makes the peloton boof it and I get another break win


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.85685 del
I've watched maybe 5 minute of this giro. When is the first real stage?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:11 [Preview] No.85686 del
>>85685
Cockhaus friday


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:12 [Preview] No.85687 del
>>85685
when you see KUSS lighting up the frente you will know the real race has begun


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:15 [Preview] No.85688 del
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>>85686
Abruzo, home. Also why is this stage 245km?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:17 [Preview] No.85689 del
>>85688
To make them (vingo) suffer


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.85690 del
>>85688
So we can pretend that Jonas isn't a distancelet after he wins it and that he has a shot at Lombardia.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.85691 del
>>85689
Shitty weather too, kek we're going to see some BIG gaps


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.85692 del
>>85688
stage has got to be Superlonga if that town is on the course pal, sorry I don't make the rules


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.85693 del
>>85691
Could be kino of the highest order if there are echelons or a fall causes splits in the peloton.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.85694 del
>>85693
Kelderman is already out so vingo is safe


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.85695 del
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Highest level of statpadding


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.85696 del
>>85688
to make up for yesterday's stage. back in the days that length was considered normal.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:29 [Preview] No.85697 del
>>85695
Never heard about any of these mfs but the guy from my województwo, STOSZ.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.85698 del
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>>85695
>AGRICOLA


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.85699 del
>>85688
so we can witness slurpo extreme and 0 attacks


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.85700 del
>>85695
NOLDE Tobias now that's a runner


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.85701 del
I went r*nning, forgot to trim me toenails and came home with toes in puddle of blood
Karma


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 20:09 [Preview] No.85702 del
>>85695
They didn't have budget to go all the way to Hungary for an actual sprinter race?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.85703 del
>>85701
the classic


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 20:20 [Preview] No.85704 del
>>85701
dude


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.85705 del
>>85704
I am exaggerating of course, but it's a common mistake


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 20:35 [Preview] No.85706 del
>>85701
GRIM what the weatherpocalypse makes us do right


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.85707 del
>>85706
is it non stop rain with you guys too
my commutes have been awful


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.85708 del
>>85706
What is grim that I have basically stopped running 5 years ago but my """"speed""" has not really decreased that much. Meaning I was always SHIT.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.85709 del
>>85707
yeah lots of rain all week and today it's almost permanent


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.85710 del
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>>85701


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.85711 del
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>>85708
this train is headed for itsovertown, next stop grimville


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.85712 del
>>85711
I need to buy powermeter (non-squeaking) for running


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.85713 del
>Eulalio embarks on a heroic defense of the pink jersey, fueled by the Colbrelli juice of 2021
>Even so, Vingegaard slowly but surely chips away at his lead, dropping him easily in the mountains
>Eulalio keeps fighting, keeps dieseling, and somehow clings on to the lead by a handful of seconds before stage 20
>Piancavallo gets Jonas'd
>Eulalio wins the Giro
God, I would LAUGH


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.85714 del
>>85712
does your run watch not give you a watts estimation, mine does


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 21:07 [Preview] No.85715 del
>>85712
>b*ying products
ISHYBDDT


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 21:10 [Preview] No.85716 del
Has it been discussed that Bernal got dropped yesterday, because his heart was about to explode?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 21:12 [Preview] No.85717 del
>>85716
I'm gonna need some more deets on that


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 21:12 [Preview] No.85718 del
>>85714
it doesn't but my garmin watch is almost 10 years old


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.85719 del
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>>85713
I want to believe...


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.85720 del
>>85717
>"My legs were not hurting at all. I dropped myself because my heart rate was 190+ for 20 mins and I thought i was going to die. It was terrible. And it surprised me a lot. I don't know what it could be. I didn't even have leg pain, it was just the pulse.”
>“I don't know if the body will turn it around or not. And I am really thankful to Ben Turner otherwise I would lose minutes. Let's hope the body turns it around in the next days.”


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.85721 del
>>85720
heart damage? It's not impossible


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.85722 del
for the first time since 2017 the volta has an avenir version again.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.85723 del
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>>85722
I think it's been happening every year but not UCI or something


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.85724 del
>>85723
Yeah it's been cat 2.13
https://firstcycling.com/race.php?r=443


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.85725 del
the fuck is a category 2.13?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 22:33 [Preview] No.85726 del
>>85725
I think it's a step below 2.2 and/or U23 focused stage race


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.85727 del
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>>85716
Curious. 190bpm is a rather low HR, no?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.85728 del
>>85727
para ti


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.85729 del
>>85727
Golly gee, what could it be? Blood as thick as jelly.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.85730 del
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Who the fuck are these guys?
Budget Sander ARMEE?
Franciszek who?
Phwoar, Oscar SEVILLA RIBERA!


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.85731 del
>>85727
pretty irresponsible to keep him in the race, I mean safeR


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.85732 del
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predict the deaths in that u turn


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.85733 del
Looks like today is r*ping day, kinda got screwed by the forecast I would have ridden yesterday otherwise


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.85734 del
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Feels like Oscar SEVILLA kinda of a day


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.85735 del
Oscar SEVILLA lachee


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.85736 del
Not a good race for kwabsatana


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.85737 del
is this working again?


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.85738 del
burgors with 3 riders in the final GC, winning BIG UCI points.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.85739 del
>>85737
more IP's sold because we didn't help him with the sumo


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.85740 del
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picnic bros, burgos is fucking chocking us out
we NEED Barguil to pop off soon


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.85741 del
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>>85740
oh dog


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.85742 del
>>85741
better off sending van uden to chyna than the giro
they've gained a total of 2 uci points this giro


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.85743 del
>>85742
That team is 100% dead, no way they find a sponsor next round


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.85744 del
>Ascension isn't a public holiday in Italy and Poland
hmmm


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.85745 del
>>85744
We 14 public holiday's, not that I care much about line going up, but it is plenty.
Besides for me, and my bong employer? I get all their "bank holidays" as well. Technically I should be at work but practically no one is around and no one checks.
Next stop, 25th of May.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.85746 del
>>85745
doesn't everyone have the 25th?


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.85747 del
>>85746
Not here we don't. We get Corpus Christi though and then Green Holiday day but that is a Slavic thing.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.85748 del
>how a fish factory worker became a tour de france champion
doesn't sound like an interesting video


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.85749 del
>>85748
unless it's a biolab advert


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.85750 del
>>85748
it would be if it was an Asian


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.85751 del
>Giro sprint stage
yeah, see you in 3 hours


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.85752 del
>>85751
If only, more like 5


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.85753 del
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Strong winds, cold, but no rain
No more excuses


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.85754 del
>Johnny Milano


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.85755 del
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>>85753
I arrived home 10 minutes before the MEGA rain turbo hailstorm hit. And there I was pondering if I should extend the ride by like 7k to take a segment that I lost recently to a doped donkey, thank GOD I didn't do that


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.85756 del
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>>85755
>look at rain prediction
>no rain for the entire afternoon
>look outside, mhm very grey that doesn't seem right
>suddenly
weight lifting it is


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.85757 del
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>>85755
>>85756
peculiar


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>>85753
>>85755
>>85756
Done some memy wahoo warkout today. That was way too easy for 300FTP setting but whatever I'm dead I think I'm sick


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.85759 del
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>


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.85760 del
>>85757
polebert better be riding is all I'm saying


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.85761 del
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Yay, I got a podium in the 20km ITT. The other guys were on proper TT bikes and the former Finnish champion Vlad MAKOGON rode this in 24:30, but I was only 2:10 behind on my road bike, so hopefully in a few years I can challenge him. Power was about 20W lower than I had hoped for, I blame not doing any kind of warmup and dogshit rainy weather (I got there ~50min before the start but then I had problems with my front brake piston being stuck so I ended up removing my brake pads to be able to ride, then change of clothes, then 5min of warmup before riding). But it was fun, will be doing more of this and hopefully I'll improve


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.85762 del
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>>85761
You did the TT without front brakes? Pretty sure that UCI illegal, sir


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.85763 del
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>>85761
>44kph TT without front brakes
madlad haha, congrats on the podium!

for me it is back to raping for the time being


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.85764 del
>>85762
Yeah that's right, I almost chuted during the halfway U-turn because it was so rainy and my rear brake alone had pretty bad stopping power lol. Hopefully UCI won't come to my door at night


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.85765 del
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>>85761
Damn that's nice, congratz
fuck it I'll do a short ride in the rain, I'm motivated now


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.85766 del
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>>85764
>>85761
>removing my brake pads to be able to ride


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.85767 del
>>85758
>I think I'm sick
hey that's my gist


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.85768 del
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>>85761
>using brakes


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.85769 del
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>>85761


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.85770 del
>>85764
lmao


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.85771 del
>>85761
based, kudos both to the result and riding brakeless kek
of course
such things
would not have happened
WITH RIM BRAKES HEHEHEHE


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.85772 del
>>85761
you need to do this the next time on a broken powermeter, works for Jonas


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.85773 del
>>85772
You know what else works for him?


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.85774 del
>>85773
I'm sure Finnbert's kitchen is already top quality


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.85775 del
>>85761
VERY legal and VERY cool


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.85776 del
>>85773
not the doorbell!


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.85777 del
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>>85776


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.85778 del
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Not the most exciting day


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.85779 del
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>get bored on bike
>wiggle too much
>heel gets into back wheel
>already trashed shoe gets trashed even more
>wheel is all wobbly and 8 shaped
Luckily no spoke was broken, it's all a 1 minute adjoostment but for a moment I felt like my foot is going to get cut off and I will do a superman over the bar.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.85780 del
>>85778
Fred WRIGHT will add a victory to his lengthy palmares


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.85781 del
ah yes, beautiful Charleroi


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.85782 del
ez victory she/han


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.85783 del
yes, well, great, neither tiz nor daddy will load


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.85784 del
>>85783
I'd propose Kurwasport but it is breaking up every then again as well.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.85785 del
brennan farming another victory in Luxemburg against contishitters.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.85786 del
>>85784
I think I will bite the bullet and get HBO Max, I've had enough


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.85787 del
>>85786
>paying for ads


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.85788 del
alternatively do what rusbert did, get a VPN and watch it on European state television that happens to show a cycling race. of course it will be in a funny language, but world tour except for vuelta is pretty much covered and Belgian tv has the mudraces.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.85789 del
>>85787
it's this or not being able to watch at all


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.85790 del
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ah yes, the hell hole of Napoli
makes Charleroi looking good


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.85792 del
i have seen enough


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.85793 del
>>85792
Me too and I haven't opened the stream


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.85794 del
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ah yes, the Cinzano sprint


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.85795 del
van eetvelt sprinted lol


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.85796 del
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I forgot about le long range attack man and wasn't even aware he was at the Giro


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.85797 del
>>85796
That's a bit too long


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.85798 del
strong tailwind


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.85799 del
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visma with their hiding at the back again strategy


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.85800 del
Alright I'll watch on Italian RAI


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.85801 del
peloton so slow kopecky managed to get back after a bike change


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.85802 del
>>85800
does it work?


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.85803 del
>>85802
Yes


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.85804 del
>>85803
grande


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.85805 del
I thought KIELICH would do something now and then.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.85806 del
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>>85765
what a dumb idea, what was I thinking
atleast I did something I guess


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.85807 del
>>85805
last week when it's in the bag


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.85808 del
>>85805
the last time they let anyone not named Wout do something was teunissen in that vuelta roglic crashed
only kuss is allowed to ride a mediocre GC behind vingegaard really


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.85809 del
>>85808
What about Ben Toilet? huh?

>just kidding


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.85810 del
I've seen enough, Troon Aerts will win.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.85811 del
>>85809
I picked that dude last vuelta hoping for that and learned the hard way


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.85812 del
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the Chinese and ACKermann hate him


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.85813 del
>>85812
>kackermann right next to him
he's going to kill him lmao


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.85814 del
One (1) chute and Visma is kill.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.85815 del
HERE WE GO
DEATH TURN COMING UP


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.85816 del
>>85805
Why would you think that? Clearly, Visma is all in on Jonas.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.85817 del
>>85814
5km rule on this one no?


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.85818 del
This is riding into me town 20 years ago aesthetics.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.85819 del
Kubi2h spotted


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.85820 del
>>85816
>>85817
5? I thought tree. Ok, then they're fine/


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.85821 del
Way way way too early for Unibet. But at least it is content for le videos


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.85822 del
>tietema's doing it perfectly
>greenstreets 10 wheels down
retard


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.85823 del
well why is greenstreets so far back? He'll just get boxed in


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.85824 del
Kubis with the 2 second pull


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.85825 del
Caduta


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.85826 del
meme finish


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.85827 del
CHUTE


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.85828 del
commicale after that buildup


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.85829 del
MILAN DOWN GREENSTREETS DOWN LUND DOWN HOLY FUCK


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.85830 del
Lol who in the fuck designed this


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.85831 del
who could have predicted that
not everyone


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.85832 del
lol tiz decided to work in the last 1.5km, saw the important part


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.85833 del
oh yes a nice uneven cobble finish with corners, very much SafR


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.85834 del
Magnier so fucking strong lmao


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.85835 del
Now Jonas has to end like three stages in a valley so my double sprinter setup will work.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.85836 del
Greenstreets assasinated everybody


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.85837 del
MAGNIER immense save.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.85838 del
I love how both roserockets slid out at the same time and took everyone else with them. At least Milan kinda saved it and didn't get injured


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.85839 del
Magnier was stopped for a cup of tea and still came 3rd jesus christ


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.85840 del
Wtf Magnier just came back from a standstill


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.85841 del
lol magnier makes turner look like a junior


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.85843 del
Van Uden with a top 10, we are BACK Picnicbros!!!


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.85844 del
what happened to aular?


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.85845 del
>>85844
he chuted


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.85846 del
Vino absolutely destroying this giro


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.85847 del
>>85846
Well yeah the one who designed this must have had a lot of vino


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.85848 del
reminder that the rose rockets have a sport director called Jon Mold that's ridiculous really


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.85849 del
>>85845
ah now I see him on the replay


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.85850 del
>Christophe Laporte was a member of the intended eight-man squad that, with team leader Jonas Vingegaard, will make a bid for the overall victory in the 2026 Tour de France this coming summer. The 33-year-old Frenchman suffered a tear in his quadriceps (muscle in the upper leg) in a fall and will consequently miss the Tour de l’Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes and the 2026 Tour de France. This was reported by Visma | Lease a Bike.

lol how many of their riders chute out of competition now


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.85851 del
KING won in Hungary btw


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:49 [Preview] No.85852 del
>>85851
500 meters at 6% that's his bread and butter baybeee
the king is back


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:49 [Preview] No.85853 del
>>85850
wout's gonna have to do double shifts at the front


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.85854 del
No angle showing Magnier's raid? Sad


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.85855 del
>>85851
decent performances this year, the switch to UAE does him well


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.85856 del
>>85840
Well, everyone else was also at a standstill


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.85857 del
>>85852
>>85855
Yeah pretty good. He said UAE just recruited him to win small races, but even on ardennes he's been good


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 15:56 [Preview] No.85858 del
>>85761
good effort and result dear Bërtt


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.85859 del
>>85856
Something like 10 riders passed him without crashing


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.85860 del
>>85859
Turner had 5 bikelength at least


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:02 [Preview] No.85861 del
>>85857
>>85855
kinda wild that only 2 of his 23 wins are WT level, the guy loves beating up minor French riders


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:02 [Preview] No.85862 del
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Stolen from russbert


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.85863 del
>>85861
what is wild that he's 30 and he's never won a GT stage even from the break against jobbers


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.85864 del
>>85863
lmao that's what I was just checking, he's gotten nowhere close to a TdF stage win


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:05 [Preview] No.85865 del
>>85856
>>85862
you sure about that, I see 5 dudes here pass the corner atleast while he's not even clipped in


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.85866 del
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>>85863
Goated palmares


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.85867 del
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Sumo starts in 24 mins!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.85868 del
>>85856
That's not true. You lie


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:09 [Preview] No.85869 del
>>85843
25 UCI points that saved the team.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.85870 del
Well that was the second sprint ruined by a crash. How do we make bikes that can't chute?


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:13 [Preview] No.85871 del
>>85870
maybe don't go too fast into a cobbled U-turn, 2 guys stayed upright just fine


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.85872 del
>1 week snoozer
>First real stage jonas put 3 minutes on everyone
GREAT


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.85873 del
Had eggs.
With mushroom.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:19 [Preview] No.85874 del
>>85873
>Had eggs.
how many did you score?


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.85875 del
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>dozens of groenewegen got robber posts on wielerflits


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.85876 del
>>85875
who is the moral winner today? Groenewegen, Milan, Lund, Magnier?


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.85877 del
>>85876
magnier won the points jersey today


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:23 [Preview] No.85878 del
>>85876
Magnier


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.85879 del
>>85863
That's because he's upper jobber tier


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.85880 del
https://x.com/Eurosport_FR/status/2054933167283339440

what's wrong with people today


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.85881 del
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>>85877
looks like it with two sprint days left


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.85882 del
>>85874
Three.
The mushroom was chicken-of-the-woods.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.85883 del
>>85882
based, maybe my favorite mushroom; I forage them all the time here


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.85884 del
>>85881
and one of those sprint days will get denz'd


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.85885 del
>>85875
can they really claim that if it was self inflicted


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.85886 del
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>>85885
I think some of them straight up get paid by the team


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.85887 del
>Laetiporus sulphureus
Um eating sulphurous shrooms counts as dopage


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.85888 del
>>85873
>>85882
œufsposting is based
need to pump up those noombers Though


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.85889 del
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let's go brennanbros, another one in the bag


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.85890 del
>>85889
what are they even doing here......


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.85891 del
>>85890
it's a 2.1 race. Picnic is welcome to send a team as well to farm UCI points against the likes of Bert BOLLE and Colin STÜSSI


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.85892 del
>>85891
there's no reason why they wouldn't go to hungary with this team, it's even 2.pro over there


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.85893 del
>>85889
Bert BolleGod


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.85894 del
Mehmet Şampiyonbisiklet finished 102nd at the Azerbaijan Tour. He won't join the team around leader Bart BUIJK in New York this upcoming weekend though.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.85895 del
>>85888
I don't really need more calories. Plus the mushroom has proteins and I fried the whole thing in szalonna fat so those were covered too.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.85896 del
>>85895
>Plus the mushroom has proteins
Not really


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.85897 del
>>85896
Yes really.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.85898 del
>>85897
How much mushroom are you consuming, 1kg per serving? These things are 90% water anyway


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.85899 del
>>85898
>90% water
They aren't.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.85900 del
>>85892
The only reason I can think of is that they signed up so send their most useless shitters with Schiffer as captain but then changed the plans because Brennan had a bad spring and they want to farm easy wins for him.
It looks so pathetic though they are literally the only team over conti rank meanwhile actual racing is happening in Hungary.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 17:25 [Preview] No.85901 del
why not Flammulina filiformis ?


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.85902 del
>>85901
Because that doesn't grow in my garden.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.85903 del
Kurwatour stage to start in me town again, the parcours will go through the mythical Anaberg and obliterate all the KOMs.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.85904 del
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Felt absolutely spectacular today, broken wattmeteresque
Even more curious after the r*nning intervals I did yesterday

Too bad I don't have multiple longer climbs, the latter segments were a bit awkward. Better do the first time 2 or 3 times.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 18:04 [Preview] No.85905 del
>>85904
30/30 are so strange to do outside. Good workout nonetheless


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.85906 del
>>85905
They are very strange. But strangely each repeat feels shorter than at the raper.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.85907 del
>>85904
unlocked tr*athlon wattmonster Brtek story arc will be peak kino


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 18:26 [Preview] No.85908 del
>>85904
you may be surprised by this but I am not


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.85910 del
>Vingegaard 1.4
>Pellizzari 6.5
>Gall 17
>Ciccone 23
>Hindley 34
>Eetvelt 34
>Kussen 34
>Rubio 34
>Martin 41
>Arensman 51
>Romo 51
>Zana 51
>Poels 51
>West 67
>Storer 67
>Mas Nicolau 67
>Bernal Gomez 67
>Pinarello 67


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.85911 del
two hundred and fourty four kilometers
they gotta start extra early for that slurper


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 20:04 [Preview] No.85912 del
>>85910
grim as fuck if we're putting romo up there


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.85913 del
>>85912
or rubio who got annihilated the other day by a bunch of non climbers


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 20:24 [Preview] No.85914 del
>>85910
If you don't believe in the next joao winning, then you aren't elite. Me and myself think that Gall wins as the favorites won't care.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.85915 del
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>>85914
EULALIU at 21 GC /bet/


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 20:41 [Preview] No.85916 del
>>85915
if we do singing and dancing like in the volta I hear his odds will go up


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.85917 del
>>85910
cheeky tenner on KUSSKE


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.85918 del
>>85910
PINARELLO is still a distancelet, he is not making it up. Huge diss for my Davide who will make a worthy KUSS impression finishing well within the top 20.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.85919 del
Predictions for De Lie at Tudor. Still farming some 1.1 races or completely over and end of career?


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.85920 del
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>>85919
I don't think we're seeing any sort of spark from him. He's just not the same rider and it's rare for riders to suddenly find form when career on a clear decline zonder dope.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.85921 del
>>85919
at best he stays the same as he is now at worst he gets worse because big names go to Tudor to die


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 21:27 [Preview] No.85922 del
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>>85916
>>85915
Tbh, I feel like he either blows up completely at one point and ends up being irrelevant in GC or he'll top 5 at least, maybe podium.


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 21:38 [Preview] No.85923 del
>>85922
so your prediction is that anything could happen, smart


Bert 05/14/2026 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.85924 del
>>85923
No, I don't think he'll just barely hang on to top 10 or something like that. The GC field is so thin that he could be a Gall descending disasterclass away from the podium.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.85925 del
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Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.85926 del
>>85925
carb loading before big hjælper effort on Blockhaus


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.85927 del
is Vinegar washed if he doesn't win here?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.85928 del
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Eurosport doing an article about hardest climb never used in giro and now I'm wondering what our dear bertollo heas become?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.85929 del
>>85928
18% right from the start, wew


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.85930 del
reminder not to expect too much from todays stage. the favorites will want to save their matches for week 3 or in case of Jonas for the tour


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.85931 del
>>85927
Who's going to beat him, if he loses here to Gall I don't know what ungodly cope the team will publish


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.85932 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hgkP0MOJVGA [Embed]
Nice video, looks like we all missed on some kino in Hungary


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.85933 del
>>85932
daddy's got a new pair of knees


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.85934 del
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>>85932
I like how he analyses the moves of the deer. He should report on Tour de Deer instead.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.85935 del
>>85932
The king and his fox. But the king looks legit and renard will make people pick him for a race and do nothing.
>wonder to they say deer in hungarian
>did not get a disappoint
szarvasfélék


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.85936 del
>>85934
imagine the watts of these elite athletes


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.85937 del
>>85935
It's just szarvas. Like the town where this etappe started.
The -félék means kind/like, so szarvasfélék = "deerkind" means belong to the group of species that generally called deer. Since they are quite a few deer species. Like dámszarvas, gímszarvas, rénszarvas = reindeer
Fun fact, the name szarvas is a step-in for a taboo word, it means "antlered one". Deer was considered a holy animal, a totem, in ancient Hungarian folklore and saying the original name of the animal was taboo, so they used the description of it. Same with wolf.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.85938 del
Also as per Polish pronunciation rules it would be sarvasz.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.85939 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5U-cjJQswNw [Embed]


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.85940 del
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>>85939
things were just different


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.85941 del
>>85937
Funny to still see similarities between our languages, "sarvet" is antlers in Finnish, and we have an old word "sarvas" that means male deer/reindeer. Probably some old Proto-Finno-Ugric word.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.85942 del
>>85939
>>85940
Not a huge fan of the small drop huge reach fit, but appart from that everything was better


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.85943 del
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>Gusts of wind up to 60 kilometers per hour. And that on top of today's stage was already grueling in itself.

>The Giro peloton has to tackle the brutal Blockhaus (13.6 kilometers at an average of 8.4%) in the final part of the stage, and a strong wind has been blowing at the top of the mountain all night and morning. Although the wind is blowing diagonally from behind, because there is little shelter on the Blockhaus, the riders could well be significantly hampered by it.

yep it's time


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.85944 del
UAE zoomers bullying future Volta superstars

Almeida and Reish regens not looking good


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.85945 del
A note on the holyness of the deer. The town Szarvas (where this etappe started) is at the geographical center of the Carpathian Basin.

>>85941
Yes. It is likely a quite ancient word, from a region where a certain type of deer lived.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.85946 del
>>85938
I knew ever since I learned my home sportsball team friendly ultras from Sopron are akshually from szopron.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.85947 del
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>>85946


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early start today
last riders coming out of the mcdonalds


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.85949 del
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>>85947
Yes, we do Hungaria chants and I find this whole historically based but still kinda memed into existence friendship very comfy and trve.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.85950 del
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>>85949


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makes me kek every time that the mountain in the middle of Italy has a German name


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.85952 del
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meh too many games and I have to look up the games that are in Mexico in the hope that those at least resemble real fussball


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.85953 del
but wait a sec, Italy doesn't even participate, why do they even bother to show it lol.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.85954 del
>>85953
Italy will get Iran's spot


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.85955 del
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I repeat, this isn't the weather Jonas thrives in.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.85956 del
>>85952
I will not watch a single second of it


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.85957 del
>>85954
how about no. the Denmark getting the spot of Yugoslavia for the Euro 1992 and humiliating Gemany in the process was a mistake.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.85958 del
>>85957
you can not stop it, it's already in motion


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.85959 del
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245km to go
time to weed out the distancelets


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.85960 del
>Attack by Milan Jonathan (Lidl - Trek) in peloton.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.85961 del
>>85952
I'm not staying up for this WC not worth it last WC /sp/ was already boring and slower than usual


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.85962 del
>>85961
it's just trying to spot bertaczek in the CzechRep game threads posting squeakers again.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.85963 del
>>85960
>>85959
Wout/Mathieu/Mads wannebe


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.85964 del
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NS livery train, very peculiar


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.85965 del
>>85961
/sp/ is all generals now and almost nothing organic
just like 90% of other boards are just bot spam threads that don't get deleted anymore


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.85966 del
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sevilla wanting to collect more points, but I don't really see him getting any horse category points with all the MTFs


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.85967 del
wtf why aren't all the shitters trying to join the break?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.85968 del
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Rai is starting to make me believe that this years Giro is just a bad simulation and not real


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.85969 del
>>85967
they fear the naberman


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.85970 del
>>85962
Somehow the czech team qualified in the most unexpected way but fuck games at 4 am


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.85971 del
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>>85968


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.85972 del
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piccolo schlongs


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.85973 del
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someone update the graphics card of RAI and at least double the amount of RAM


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.85974 del
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Nothing like watching the Giro and pushing some watts on the rape machine haha


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.85975 del
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>>85974


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.85976 del
>>85974
Why are his legs so small?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.85977 del
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want to use that beach? that will be 20€. want to lie on a chair? that will be 60€ plus tip.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.85978 del
>>85974
>circumsiced goy knob protruding
Very disrespectful.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.85979 del
>>85974
I don't even know who I'm looking at but its a fraud isn't it


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.85980 del
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>>85977
has capitalism gone too far?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.85981 del
>>85965
>>>/sp/ is all organic sumo


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.85982 del
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Garmin dropping prices of their overpriced power meters by tree hundred dollarinos


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.85983 del
>>85982
too little too late, /bert/ is an ASSioma board


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.85984 del
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skino


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.85985 del
>>85982
if pros call your powermeters shit openly in interview nothing can save them


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.85986 del
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Gall feeling good


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.85987 del
>>85986
>pogi hair helmet


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>>85987
the van rysel helmet must be the cheapest helmet that you can buy that the pros wear. I don't really like the design though.


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slowmo shots mean that nothing is going on in the race


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.85990 del
>>85985
i thought that was about shimano's pm


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.85991 del
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>>85983
Stages L for me. Honestly the cheapest and just werks.
(I want to switch to assiomas)


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.85992 del
>>85990
mhm you're right
I've never even heard anything about garmin powermeters


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.85993 del
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Winebert is here yes? I have questions about vermouth.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.85994 del
when is that fish molestoor gonna do sumtin


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.85995 del
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lotto riders have to eat the extra rations intended for de lie


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.85996 del
>>85991
Left sided is shit. My L/R balance changes all the times, and it's not insignificant


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.85997 del
>>85980
Boy you guys should see how expensive chairs are in places like Miami Beach...


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.85998 del
>>85983
Unfortunately for some berts...


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.85999 del
jonas did the thing


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Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.86001 del
>>85993
the original is here but you probably don't even know what that means


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milan finally winning a sprint


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.86003 del
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fits 55mm tires
only 9k euros


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.86004 del
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>>85996
My understanding is that there is little you can do to change L/R balance as long as the fit is good and you're not grossly deficient in strength/mobility work. I got a fit once and had the L/R measured it was almost dead even

>>86001
I've been here (there) longer than you young man.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.86005 del
>>86004
I mean it just makes the left sided one non accurate


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.86006 del
>>86005
What I mean is that if I can't do much about it, why do I need the extra information? As long as the consistent and accurate it should be sufficient as a training tool.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.86007 del
>>86006
>As long as the left sided meter is


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.86008 del
>>86006
400W is 400W, but someday 2xleft side will tell you 390, some other 405. I think I am an the heavy side of imbalance, so maybe it's not a problem for everyone


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.86009 del
>>86008
does it matter much for us recreational riders though?
if I had a powermeter I don't think I'd care much about a 10W fluctuation.
I don't even know if the one on my kickr is accurate at all lol


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.86010 del
>>86009
Accuracy isn't really an issue, but consistency is


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legs


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.86012 del
>>86006
what he's saying is that your imbalance may or may not vary a lot depending on the effort. Like you have 47/53 at one point, 45/55 at another point and 49/51 sometime else
>>86009
of course it matters, if you have a powermeter you want to use it for pacing and fluctuations ruin that big time, if you don't want to use it for pacing then why would you have a powermeter in the first place. There's a huge difference of riding at 97% of ftp and riding at 105% of ftp just like there's a huge difference between doing a 4 hour ride at around like 62% of ftp (easy z2) and 71% of ftp (upper z2). You want your 230w to really be 230w and not just show 230w but really be 250w


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.86013 del
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are you sure are sepp is in this race?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.86014 del
>>86012
yeah this is also an issue. I'm basically 50/50 at z2 and then anything between 49/51 to 46/54 on VO2max.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.86015 del
what is MAS wins today


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.86016 del
>>86006
Personally I had the experience that inside I wasn't able to hit the same numbers as outside, until I started comparing and realised the numbers didn't line up. Turns out I was getting anywhere between 0-50 extra watts off an imbalance that I at first only had circumstantial evidence for. Getting true power from pedals was the fix.
Won't apply to everyone, but it can. And it almost certainly won't be consistent. The imbalance can change from day to day, during a ride e.g. if you readjust your position, depending on how much power you're doing, etc.
I would say getting a single-sided could be a good choice if you follow it up by comparing numbers with an good indoor trainer, and if it turns out you're off and you care, sell it on and get something that gives you true power (spider or pedals). And if you don't care, I'd question why you are getting a power meter in the first place.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.86017 del
>>86010
Exactly this


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.86018 del
>>86016
I was also getting crazy comparing left sided to my kickr power until I bought the dual sided


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.86019 del
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>>86012
good thing I don't have a PM I guess
don't even want to think about all these things while riding


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Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.86021 del
>>86000
I don't want your kisses Jonas nobody likes you go away


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.86022 del
>>86012
>>86009
>>86016
Different training philosophies I guess. I like to see a number for power. I know that there is some amount of variation in that number based on how much I slept, ate, time of day, stress level, fatigue, weather, meter margin of error. I set target zones for efforts within a small range anyways. If I'm doing a 4 hour ride I will be able to tell if I'm riding easy or upper Z2 by feel anyways. I understand why some want the granularity but I personally do not. But I don't even wear a heart rate strap because my perspective is that I can tell you when my heart rate is higher than normal or whatever. Again there's a lot of ways to approach training. For me I find a single-sided power meter is good enough to set zones for intervals. I think its quite reductive to say that if you don't care about L/R numbers you are wasting your time getting any powermeter.

>>86008
Its worth noting that 400 to 405 is the margin of error of the Assiomas so I don't think thats a good argument for tracking L/R imbalance.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.86023 del
GALL on the paint stripped bike


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.86024 del
Still in awe no one tried to win the break today


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.86025 del
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imagine jonas would have chuted. would that team ride for sepp or would they stage hunt?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.86026 del
>>86024
it's the giro bert and it's raining
the riders are on vacation


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.86027 del
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got a cheeky little tempo ride in inbetween rainstorms


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>>86025
that's not fucking campenaerts
that's tom hardy


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.86029 del
>>86025
They would ride for Piganzoli


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polizia milf telling us today how to conduct a doping raid


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.86031 del
>>86022
It's not about caring about l/r numbers. I almost never look at those. It's about caring whether the number is accurate or anywhere between +/- 010% off due to an imbalance you are blind to.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.86032 del
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good to go


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.86033 del
Wake me up when something happens


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.86034 del
cute gatto


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kot
also riders reached the town of Kentville, Canada


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.86036 del
gatto on the road


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>>86027
Nice, was that asphalt or gravel?
For me, some LT1 work on gravel. Lovely riding weather, 16-18 degrees and sunny, just perfect really, and no cars whatsoever.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.86038 del
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ciccone fanclub


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.86039 del
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Keeps raining here. I'm not doing it.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.86040 del
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they have a real oldfag in their ranks


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.86041 del
>>86039
rainy ride yesterday
rainy run today
rainy something tomorrow


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.86042 del
>>86031
>POTENTIALLY more accurate meter
>adjust based on displayed number
vs
>300w feels harder today
>back off a bit, training effect is the same

>balance changes with effort
Maybe, maybe not. Can you effect it? Maybe, maybe not. Can you try to keep a smooth stroke at all times, listen to your body, do single-leg strength work on the side? Yes.

All these numbers are just trying to approximate and triangulate the physiological event of pedaling a bicycle and you have to decide whether you want be at the exact address or just get in the neighborhood.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.86043 del
>>86042
use hr then


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.86044 del
>>86042
But if you're adjusting by feel anyway, what are you using the power meter for at that point?


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milan backwards pedaling


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.86046 del
>>86027
>>86037
looking at the radars I think I'll get to ride at like 20:00 if at all, think I'll sit this one out today. It just started hailing a bit here, how great


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.86047 del
>>86042
After all the velodrama adjusting, i don't have anymore adjusting in me


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.86048 del
for some reason I feel like peli will disappoint today


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.86049 del
>>86043
>>86044
All I'm saying is that a single-sided meter is accurate and consistent enough for me to ballpark training (minor adjustments based on feel, because I can't always trust myself only on feel) and get a better effect than having no power, but I don't think its a given that you have to track double-sided power. If I had Assiomas I'd use them but I don't.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.86050 del
>>86037
just asphalt today


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.86051 del
Chilling in the sun and listening to tiz. The second part is not that great. Can't believe Bertacek is such a big fan of this Pippa fella


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.86052 del
>>86048
he'll lose a minute + on vingo but gain a minute + on gall!


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.86053 del
>>86051
come listen to robbie on daddystreams


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.86054 del
>>86053
I thought that didn't work anymore


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.86055 del
>>86054
https://dlhd.pk/watch.php?id=33
save yourself from the troon


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.86056 del
>*sniff* *giggle* heehee *sniff* *sniff*


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.86058 del
>>86056
nobody dare speak out against that shit


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.86059 del
>sacrario dei caduti senza croce
>no one caduted (yet)
>it has a croce
Why are Macaronis like that.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.86060 del
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What does that even mean


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.86061 del
I'm supposed to have a second date tomorrow but I don't really feel strongly about it to put it kindly, and I could potentially have my first outdoor ride in nice weather in the afternoon. I think i'm going to have cancel.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.86062 del
>>86057
same here


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.86063 del
>>86060
>apres-ski music
New euro-cultural knowledge unlocked


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.86064 del
>>86060
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vloUhu7QxmU [Embed]

plays this during his training rides


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.86065 del
>>86064
Thanks I now have to destroy my ears


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.86066 del
>>86064
So just bad music pretending to be from the 90s?


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>>86060
>>86063
>>86064


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.86068 del
is this not general European knowledge? nobody gone skiing in their teenage years?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.86069 del
>>86068
No


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.86070 del
>>86068
Not rich enough for that


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.86071 del
>>86068
Also a poorfag from the lowlands.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.86072 del
>>86068
too poor and nonwhite


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.86073 del
>>86070
>>86071
it wasn't that expensive, they used to organize trips here for teenagers, house them in shitty buildings since you're just drunk 7 days out of 7 so who cares


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.86074 del
BATHORY is playing in the aprês-ski venues I personally frequent
sad to learn the atmosphere is a lot gayer in the old country


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.86075 del
>>86068
apres ski was getting bused back home and watching cool runnings for the 1000th time. I swapped to cross country skiing, that doesn't have a culture of playing Austrian music.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.86076 del
yeah I got HBO, this is great, I'm not dealing with tiz and daddy


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.86077 del
>>86076
did you find out that some races are on flobike and nbc?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.86078 del
>>86075
its not thaat bad, after 8-10 duvels and maybe some boogersugar
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uOJ6J__L-fo [Embed]


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.86079 del
>>86076
But it's still these same retards?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.86080 del
>>86076
I'm still mad they fucked my 40€ sub, but without the seeth I'd probably do the same


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.86081 del
>>86077
I tried flobikes last year and disliked the commentators, nbc no way

>>86079
idk what you want man, this is Robs Hatch and McEwan


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.86082 del
>>86076
>>86077
do they still split the big races between several different burger services so you don't get to watch everything unless you buy'em all


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.86083 del
>>86078
no amount of gösser, puntigamer, ottakringer or veltliner is enough to make me like anton aus tirol


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.86084 del
can any of these dudes climb well enough to use the 6 minute gap?
van der lee? he was only a couple of minutes down in the UAE tour


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.86085 del
>paying to watch slurpage


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.86086 del
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possible echelons alert


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.86087 del
>>86083
is quöllfrisch a meme bier or is it actually good?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.86088 del
>>86082
I think if you wanted to watch every race as a US viewer it would cost over $50 a month or something ridiculous - and you'd still miss plenty of races. Max is the only stream service I pay for, and that gets you a lot of races, I use someone else's Peacock and I feel like that's plenty to be able to watch without hassle on my TV. Otherwise I watch on my desktop.

>>86081
I will never forgive Flo sports for taking NCAA XC/T&F championships which used to be free to stream and paywalling them with lower quality video.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.86089 del
>>86083
>anton aus tirol
Ok that's enough. I regret asking


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.86090 del
>>86081
Well I have Kirby who just said a few minutes ago that Greipel used to be a good climber


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.86091 del
>>86068
No I wasnt from the upper middle class


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.86092 del
>>86087
not my favorite beer and also on the expensive side, but I appreciate that the breweries in the eastern part of Switzerland are still independent and not Dutch, Danish nor American owned. I prefer nearby Schützengarten.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.86093 del
Rai mentioned way earlier that slipping experte slippy G criticized UAE for riding on tubeless ITT tires.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.86094 del
>>86084
Tim Nabergod has this


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.86095 del
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Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.86096 del
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>>86092
Favorite brewery is suisse but they're hard to find where I live


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.86097 del
>5 minute rants about terone
lmao


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.86098 del
>>86097
kek. it's justified though.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.86099 del
>>86094
Oh no!


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.86100 del
de naberman ligt eraf


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.86101 del
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more shameless product placement on Rai


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.86102 del
had my first Orval the other day; maybe it needed a year or two longer in the bottle but I wasn't impressed — I've made better myself


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.86103 del
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>>86068
Yes, of course.
Started with Skilager from school (sans après-ski), and then some unfortunate events I'm glad I don't remember.
I really hate Jagertee.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.86104 del
Funny how proud they are about their arrosticini.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.86105 del
>>86102
orval is overrated but does get better with age
westvleteren is even more overrated


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.86106 del
>Karsten Migels and Rolf Aldag fatshaming Anders Mielke
kek


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.86107 del
>>86068
Surprising to me as well. Even if you didn't go I don't understand how you'd miss it existing.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.86108 del
>>86105
on the other hand, I'd seen Brouwerij Van Steenberge beers in stores forever and was Very impressed when I finally tried them


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.86109 del
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Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.86110 del
>>86108
I really really like those gulden draak brewmasters or whatever they call it these days
I once had a job offer to work there


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.86111 del
only 20 more km until the race starts yay


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.86112 del
Danish commentators mercilessly bullying Chiapucci lol


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.86113 del
>>86110
yeah they were great, I've gotten their samplers with six beers including the Gulden Draak; I've thought about working at a brewery myself


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.86114 del
>>86108
>>86110
Favorite (non gueuze that's too easy) belgian brewery is probably de dolle for me. Don't know if you find those in USA though


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.86115 del
>>86102
>made better myself
X


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.86116 del
>>86115
I'm not kidding, there were two beers in particular I made that were super similar in flavor and carbonation and I liked mine better


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.86117 del
Doing some gym work today, don't forget about strength berts, remember we're getting old


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.86118 del
>>86110
I like Fourchette of them it's advertised as classy


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.86119 del
>>86113
I've worked at 2 and the mentality kind sucks in the industry. Lots of hours for not that much pay and dated equipment.
But in the USA they are much more modern if I remember well.
Used to be a big fan of firestone walker and their sours years ago but I think they went a bit big and I haven't really kept up with anything the last 5 years


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.86120 del
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so it happened again


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.86121 del
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>>86119
I toured one here a couple weeks ago and yeah, very modern; the last picture is their koelschip


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.86122 del
hmm, skoda cup pushed the Giro the the 3rd national channel.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.86123 del
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it's naberoverman


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.86124 del
>>86116
Well I haven't tasted yours but I'm Orval fan me maybe your bottle got stored badly before consumption. I think Orval should be best consumed inside Belgium and even then you have people storing it wrong.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.86125 del
>>86088
>$50 a month
we used to watch cycling for like 30 bucks a year man those were the days with gcn+


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.86126 del
>>86125
Really got fucked by HBO


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.86127 del
>>86126
you just wait till that paramount deal goes through to see what really getting fucked looks like


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.86128 del
>>86127
Wouldn't change much I'm on team tiz/cycling today + whatever is on france tv


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.86129 del
BLOCKHAUS
L
O
C
K
H
A
U
S


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.86130 del
>>86082
Yes they do. I pay for it because I basically only watch cycling and Jeopardy so Max/Peacock is fine. Flobikes I hate but it's a necessary evil.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.86131 del
>>86124
it was stored fine, I think it just needed longer aging for the Brettanomyces to do its thing


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.86132 del
>>86125
>>86126
>>86127
Streaming sports is just a humiliation ritual these days. Like to stream all the NFL games with the different services for special games is like over $100 a month. I pay for MLBtv because my team is out of my local network but they've been bought by ESPN and will almost certainly get more expensive or worse or both next season.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.86133 del
>>86125
tragic loss, what an incredible resource


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.86134 del
>JENS VOIGT FROM THE MOTO
thank you for the insights jens


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.86135 del
>>86132
Don't you have iptv? This is what people do here if you want to watch football


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>>86125
After GCN died my general cycling consumption has plummeted i'm regressed to youtubelive streams and whatever Sporza broadcasts


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.86138 del
Wet srpint in Hongrie, for those that want to watch some chute


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.86139 del
>>86135
I'm actually not sure what football is covered with that, I just used a stream site for NFL


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.86140 del
>>86138
little appetizer before the climbing, why not


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.86141 del
grim weather in Hungary


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.86142 del
heh lampy


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.86143 del
>>86141
Saint Ignace rears her ugly head over the enteritey of Europe it seems


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.86144 del
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Rai delivering Rai quality


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.86145 del
>>86144
Psychedelic


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.86146 del
gaviria's move almost worked for once


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.86147 del
Gaviria with the 300m sprint lmao


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.86148 del
>>86074
Gaviria kwabbed hard


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.86149 del
>>86144
roglic vision


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.86150 del
BAM
nice late snatch of the victory in Hungary.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.86151 del
kino landscape


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.86152 del
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blockhaus is starting now


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.86153 del
Love Abruzzo, me


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.86154 del
polish superstar zukowsky


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.86155 del
>>86149
kek


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.86156 del
suddenly Netcompany pulling


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.86157 del
>>86144
when the salbutamol hits


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.86158 del
When does Jonas launch his big attack? Halfway up?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.86159 del
I wish I could live in Italy berts. Life so simple there


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.86160 del
>>86156
bernal heart attack is in the script


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.86161 del
blockhaus times:
Pinot did it in 40 minutes
Bardet did it in 41 minutes


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.86162 del
>>86158
2nd steep section, and then on the flatter part you widen the gap to a giro winning margin


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.86163 del
>>86149
lmao perfect


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.86164 del
Don't think the big reckoning will be today. Everyone's too fresh.


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>>86161
I think Nairoman has the record


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.86166 del
>in fact that's thomas silva's father
based


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top 10


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.86168 del
>>86161
Quintana did 40:35


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.86169 del
arietta already dead


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.86170 del
red bull with euhh tactics


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.86171 del
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watch the deer hunter


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.86172 del
>>86169
h-he's just doing an Almeida


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.86173 del
Macedonia bert sighting


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.86174 del
Oh no Kench lachee


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.86175 del
garlicfoli lachee also


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.86176 del
They say it's windy, is it headwind?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.86177 del
>>86176
tailwind


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jonas mouth breathing, only has 2 help helpers left


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.86179 del
>>86176
Mielke said it was mostly tailwind - headwind mostly while in forest and a bit more sheltered.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.86180 del
poels dropped too, hate that lazy fucker


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.86181 del
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are sepp


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.86182 del
>>86180
He is like 40 Bert


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.86183 del
I wonder how long kuss will pull


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.86184 del
>>86182
retire then instead of fleecing teams with muh I can win a giro stage


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.86185 del
thank you jens, very cool


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.86186 del
nepo baby frauding


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.86187 del
>ynr Wouter Lambertus Martinus Henricus Poels


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.86188 del
Kulset another great pick


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.86189 del
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jan christen laché


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.86190 del
>Mas
>Bernal


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.86191 del
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BERNAL AND MAS LACHÉS


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.86192 del
>>86189
expected more of him tbh


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.86193 del
what a bunch of frauds, just retire already


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.86194 del
>>86189
it was worth getting HBO to not get spoilered by you

>mas


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.86195 del
MAS NICOLAU & BERNAL GOMEZ lachee


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.86196 del
>Mas


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.86197 del
Everyone is spoilering me :(


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.86198 del
>turner died for this
Lmao


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Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.86200 del
>>86191
>Turner save me!


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.86201 del
we're not on the scorching slopes of the La Vuelta


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.86202 del
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nooo, they are wasting my boy Juan P. for this fraud


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.86203 del
>entire movistar team drops for mas
jesus christ just let him die and ride for yourself


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.86204 del
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HIRT Jan still there


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.86205 del
MAS NICOLAU drops from Gr. MAS NICOLAU-BERNAL GOMEZ


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.86206 del
Eulalio still there though


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.86207 del
Oh fucking hell that's Hirt isn't it


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.86208 del
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van eetvelt and cepeda lachés


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Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.86210 del
at this point who isn't getting dropped


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.86211 del
Eulálio not normal


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.86212 del
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gee west laché


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.86213 del
Gee-WEST out the back


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.86214 del
>>86210
O'Coomer looking good


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.86215 del
>>86212
good thing he didn't help ciccone


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.86216 del
gall and o'coomer still in there


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kuss
jonas
hindley
pellizari
gall
mühlberger
storer
rondel
eulalio
caruso


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.86218 del
Mühlberger being a good hjælper


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.86219 del
Staune-Mittet with Gall?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.86220 del
I'm becoming an eulalio fan


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.86221 del
Oh Mühlberger. Where the fuck did he come from


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.86222 del
>>86219
muhlberter


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.86223 del
>>86220
he's about to pop it looks like


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I forgot
ciccone & o'coomer
caurso is laché


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.86225 del
>>86217
Old man caruso the most secret of picks


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.86226 del
Piganzoli with that weird move of trying to keep up after he's done hjælping


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.86227 del
>>86223
I don't think he's ever experienced pace like this in his career


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voltachad laché


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.86229 del
Maillot rose lachee


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.86230 del
Eulalio parcheggio


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.86231 del
Good for Eulalio to pull back earlier rather than later I think for this reason>>86227


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attack jonas


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.86233 del
here goes JONAS


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.86234 del
here we go


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.86235 del
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>gall


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.86236 del
Pelizarri about to burn his wings


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.86237 del
>ynr felix GALL


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.86238 del
thymen you gotta dig now


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.86239 del
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KAM JULIO SKORE SAM FAKING WATTS


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.86240 del
jonas last year where he has a chance against giulio and paul


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.86241 del
Pelle Sari looking good as expected. The next Lipowitz.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.86242 del
eat that kiwi my boy, ride that pace


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.86243 del
If this is it then Jonas better skip the Tour


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.86244 del
>>86236
Yeah i feel like he's doing a seixas with pogi and will explode


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.86245 del
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group sepp-west


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.86246 del
>>86243
he's looking close to his limit 2bqh


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.86247 del
Seixas would have won this giro


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.86248 del
Gall looking a lot smoother, not his first vingo rodeo


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.86249 del
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lame


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.86250 del
giulio completely imploding


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.86251 del
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Nooooooooooooooo


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.86252 del
vingo looks like he's working hard, really hard. Much harder than pel-
>>86249
SPOILERS hello?? Fine


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.86253 del
>>86251
he wasn't a good pick


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.86254 del
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look at his knees go


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.86255 del
everything went literally as expected


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.86256 del
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>>86254


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.86257 del
>>86255
BOC learned not to follow and to do his own pace instead


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how far behind are your streams? the giro is on eurosport, how can I spoil anything for you


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.86259 del
>>86255
Down to Pellizzari keeping the wheel then dropping while Gall diesels


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.86260 del
MASSIVE GALL ATTAQUE


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.86261 del
GALL


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.86262 del
>mogged by gall
grim


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.86263 del
e-bikesque from GALL


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.86264 del
Pellizzari parcheggio totale


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.86265 del
>>86258
3.7 to go rn


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.86266 del
Eulalio mogged by HIRT Jan


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.86267 del
>>86264
young gun too eager, you'd think his team would warn him but bora doesn't really seems very smart


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.86268 del
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>>86266
normalin


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.86269 del
>>86267
all these strong riders and zero tactics


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.86270 del
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Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.86271 del
lipo would probably be still be on jonas wheel
if his form doesn't drastically improve for the tour it will be yet another pogiwinslol snoozefest


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.86272 del
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So Gall gets 2nd place in a GT


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.86273 del
>>86263
If gall still had the spare legs to attack like that it means pellizzari really has no chances...


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.86274 del
>>86272
Lot of descents left to chute


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.86275 del
>>86272
gall will randomly lose 15 minutes in an alpine stage


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.86276 del
>>86269
it's not even tactics, Gall immediately saw the pace was too high
poor giulio had to learn the hard way


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.86277 del
>>86271
Jonas is solidly 2nd, but nowhere close to making it a proper fight unfortunately. It'll be a snoozefest for sure.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.86278 del
>>86272
I doubt it


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.86279 del
at this part he can really widen the gap if he wants


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.86280 del
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>>86275
>>86274
wrong


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.86281 del
byggma :DDD


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.86282 del
>>86278
Who the fuck else then. Eulalio?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.86283 del
Vingo had to go pretty deep to drop the zoomer. Barely took any time since on GALL


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.86284 del
Record gonna be smashed


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.86285 del
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please watch the skoda cup with Canada-Sweden and Suomi-Saksa


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.86286 del
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>not being able to distance gall


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.86287 del
>>86286
Losing time now lol


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.86288 del
>>86286
doesn't need to win the Giro today does he


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.86289 del
kino sights with the wind blowing the leaves
almost looks like autumn


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.86290 del
>>86282
Whoever is third when he cracks.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.86291 del
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gall pas normal


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.86292 del
HE CAN SEE HIM


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.86293 del
gall is closing that gap


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.86294 del
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pogi would have done 500 watts


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.86295 del
HE'S LOOKING


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.86296 del
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Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.86297 del
Vingo is barely gaining on Eulalio anymore even. He is just shit


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.86298 del
>looking back
oh no no no


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.86299 del
>>86294
that's weak, with pogi they'd be at 390


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.86300 del
Its not that great from jonas
Pogi is gonna humiliate him


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.86301 del
record gonna be obliterated though


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.86302 del
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Pinot's record in shambles


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.86303 del
>>86296
>>86294
2 seconds later it went to around 400 THOUGH


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.86304 del
>>86302
isn't the record by nairo?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.86305 del
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Gall +0:12


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.86306 del
>>86299
The graphics seem really unreliable and useless. Was 400 a second later. Show us a 1-min or 30s average instead.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.86307 del
>12s on GALL


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.86308 del
>>86305
abnormal


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.86309 del
>>86301
Back wind, rounder wheels etc. This was a terrible performance


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.86310 del
vingo shit or gall pas normal
call it


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.86311 del
does it matter, he takes 2 minutes in the TT on Gall


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.86312 del
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hindlel +1:02


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.86313 del
hindlel will place 2nd in gc


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.86314 del
HINDLEY betrayal


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.86315 del
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rondel best tudor rider
+1:29


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.86316 del
Ok but RONDEL is truly abnormal
But where is HIRT


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.86317 del
Rondel?? Get the fuck out of here


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.86318 del
>>86315
really good


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.86319 del
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>Hirt


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.86320 del
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eulalio +2:55


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Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.86322 del
>>86320
>hello there's no restaurant here to rate on the app


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.86323 del
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top 10


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.86324 del
Rondel enorme !

Bernal managed to stick to eulalio group


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.86325 del
>>86323
pellizzari will never do that again


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.86326 del
>>86310
Both.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.86327 del
Gall pulls the gnarliest expressions


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.86328 del
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new record time up the Blockhaus 38:22


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.86329 del
>>86323
That is really good from Cicco. Thanks again Derek Southwest


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.86330 del
the gee diesel is a sight to be seen
from dogshit to 8th


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.86331 del
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>HIRT equalled the previous Blockhaus record


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.86332 del
>>86328
RONDEL was faster than Quintana


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.86333 del
Just great that I found 2 more velocoins to upgrade Rondel to Buitrago. Everything is fine


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.86334 del
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brennan beaten by his team Matisse Van Kerckhove in Luxemburg
also GC


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.86335 del
what the fuck is with the hirt locker and this race


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.86336 del
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jonas, please shave


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.86337 del
Pinarello was maybe a mistake


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.86338 del
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jonas unhinged evil laughter


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.86339 del
reminder that not too long ago a certain someone was getting shit for "barely" dropping lipo while being overweight


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.86340 del
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Breschel completely discounting Gall in the GC. I guess he's seen the future.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.86341 del
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#rideforGino


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.86342 del
>FUCKING BACK OFF YOU FUCKING IDIOT
kek


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.86343 del
I'm thinking Eulalio ends in top 10 just like Axelgaard predicted.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.86344 del
jonas new KOM jersey wearer


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.86345 del
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how many press photographer do you need?
yes well


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.86346 del
>>86342
was that Gregor yelling at Piganzoli?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.86347 del
>>86344
fucking sad for the polti dude, one mtf and his 5 stages of work done


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.86348 del
>>86347
Jonas is only one point ahead, he can get it back easily, at least for a bit


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.86349 del
>>86347
I'm sure he's run the numbers


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.86350 del
Mühlberger mvp of the day for sheltering Gall for so long?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.86351 del
We live in czech switzerland with the ladies
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EzrQs2frsik [Embed]


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.86352 del
>pinarello +19 minutes


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.86353 del
Did Van Eetvelt really think he could ride GC here


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.86354 del
>>86353
no and he said as much when he started the race
he wants to win a stage and never intended to ride for gc


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.86355 del
>>86352
stage wins incoming


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.86356 del
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Explain this without using the word "dopage"


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.86357 del
>mild attaque de super SEPP
>all the frauds immediately explode
kino


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.86358 del
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remembering :')


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.86359 del
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>>86358
I miss him bert


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.86360 del
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>>86358
Shall never be forgotten


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.86361 del
>>86356
Low peaks means a single good race performance will do that to your score. Your form can change from season to season and so can your role on the team. You need better results to be super suspicious.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.86362 del
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>>86319
Farken hold me Bert, I will be doing a violence if UCI doesn't intervene.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.86363 del
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Gallbros, he will redeem himself


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.86364 del
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>>86356
This as well, let me get off my balaclava, too hot.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.86365 del
I have warned you MULTIPLE times


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.86366 del
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>>86363
>not even tenth best Austrian
yep I'm thinking double Bora on podium


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.86367 del
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Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.86368 del
>>86367
>+3:17
WASHED


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.86369 del
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>>86352
should have picked hirt


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.86370 del
>>86363
I now realise why Breschel was ignoring Gall entirely. That's shocking reading.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.86371 del
>>86363
the only thing going for him is that there's only 3 good tt'ers amongst the GC'ers


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.86372 del
>Czech-Suisse RAI


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.86373 del
aight, time for skoda cup


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.86374 del
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>14% of velogoomblers picked KUSS
lol, lmao


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.86375 del
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Life can be a bitch


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.86376 del
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Wait, wtf is this stage? Even if they try they won't be able to slurp


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.86377 del
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>>86376
you sure? magnus cort almost won this one


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.86378 del
>>86374
>14% of goomblers have a soul
peculiar, it's a higher portion than I'd have imagined


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.86379 del
>>86375
sad


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.86380 del
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>>86375
man they posted last week or so that the treatment wasn't working anymore
depressing


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.86381 del
>>86371
yeah, Jai isn't much better, Pellizzari is a fair bit better but not great, GEE-WEST and BOC are about the same


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.86382 del
>>86375
oof

a classmate growing up just died of a pulmonary embolism, a month older than me


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.86383 del
>>86375
Biggest why in the old "if God is almighty, why does this happen".


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.86384 del
>>86381
nah gee is one of the good ones alongside vingo en arensmeme


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.86385 del
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>>85944
again today. but I expect better from future superstar Heimo FUGGER.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.86386 del
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C'est fini


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.86387 del
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>>86384
he's inconsistent is what I'd say, and this is a pan-flat TT


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.86388 del
>>86386
not going to podium in the tour, you read it here first


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.86389 del
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7 mins till sumo, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.86390 del
>>86386
6.35 W/kg? He's washed up.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.86391 del
>>86386
How long can you hold 6.35W/kg berts? For me, just over 4 minutes I reckon


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.86392 del
>>86391
maybe two minutes tops, tree if I stopped skoring duvels for a season


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.86393 del
The Tour podium will consist of exactly one Slovenian, one rider with an Iberian surname and a native speaker of a Germanic language.

Make of that what you will.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.86394 del
>>86393
does andorra count as Iberian my dear knower?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.86395 del
>>86394
of course


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.86396 del
>>86391
all-time, 4 minutes


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.86397 del
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>>86391
Back in the days, I had a watch but no power meter.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.86398 del
>>86386
6.35 eW/kg only?
From the most lenient estimator?
Wow it really is over


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.86399 del
>>86388
On the contrary, this is proof he is not going all-out at this Giro, expect him to be his usual pas normal self at the Tour.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.86400 del
>>86391
At my current weight about 2 minutes tops. Could stretch to maybe 2:40 if I got back down to my weight of 2 years ago.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.86401 del
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>>86391
570 watts? Maybe MAYBE for a minute


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>>86391
Not for long


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.86403 del
>>86402
10m bros eating good


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.86404 del
my all-time 10m is 5.17w/kg >>86403


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:03 [Preview] No.86405 del
>>86391
powercourve of the last 3 years says 2:35 tops


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.86406 del
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>>86402
I'm 1minmaxxxing


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.86407 del
>>86391
>>86401
1140 Watts? Maybe for a handful of seconds.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.86408 del
Jan HIRT is pulling a "Horner". Just dope the fuck up to end your career in style


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.86409 del
More like weightmaxxing from the looks of it. (So am I)


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.86410 del
>>86409
>>86406


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.86411 del
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>>86409
I still don't fit in me wedding suit, I've got 5 weeks to go


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.86412 del
>>86411
ten days fasting will sort you right out


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.86413 del
>>86411
20h of z2 per week should get you there


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:33 [Preview] No.86414 del
>>86375
she lookd pretty good like two months ago when she appeared on the telly pretty grim


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:41 [Preview] No.86415 del
>>86414
It's super sad. Can't imagine what goes through your head when you know you're dying at 19


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.86416 del
>>86386
>beats record by 3 minutes
>meh
This sport has gone absolutely NUTS in the last few years


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.86417 del
>>86416
Lots of wind


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.86418 del
>>86144
based italian glitch art


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.86419 del
>>86415
it's cruel, and all this started because she had backpain while cycling
imagine going to the doctor for that and finding out you have one of the worst kinds of cancer
makes me feel horrible


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.86420 del
>>86419
a lesson for all berts of this very general: never go to the doctor


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.86421 del
>>86420
just like bike maintenance do not open the box of pandora by having a look at things


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.86422 del
>>86416
giga tailwind innit, I ain't squeaking for 6.35 eW/kg for half an hour and change that's girlwatts


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 19:35 [Preview] No.86423 del
>I get stronger in my 2nd GT
>starts his 1sy GT at a super low level
what does vingo think he's doing, if he wants to beat pogi he should be pushing tdf watts right now


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.86424 del
>>86423
he hopes he can just gain .5 w/kg until the tdf nothing wrong with that I mean he's just gonna gain that no problem, just gonna gain .5 w/kg simple as I mean we all gain that every couple weeks no? No? Oh well


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 19:53 [Preview] No.86425 del
>>86423
I don't think he is planning anything. This is his current level but he has to talk about winning Tour de France all the time to please sponsors and keep his salary high.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.86426 del
>>86425
>>86424
But why is he so far from his best level?


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.86427 del
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as a team that has to be one of the dumbest decisions you can make
>stick with him
>still loses 5 minutes
>get nobody in a respectable position


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.86429 del
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>>86427
tactically perfect


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.86430 del
Axelgaard wrote a really lengthy article just about Jonas and Gall. dude really loves to write.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.86431 del
>>86430
man gets paid by the paragraph


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.86432 del
>>86430
He says he's never been able to restrict himself when writing even though all his teachers told him to. I wouldn't mind if he would only proofread it but it's always full of typos, missing words and over usage of the same phrases. In the age of AI he really has no excuse to not run his novels through an LLM to catch his spelling mistakes.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.86433 del
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Still leading /cyc/ league but dropping overall. Losing ground to the gc-maxxers. Enjoying it while it lasts


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.86434 del
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>>86433
if it wasn't for that godDAMN chute I'd be sitting really pretty right now


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.86435 del
I kinda smashed it in the unclassed category with Eulálio and Scaroni (Morgado will surely follow in their steps soon), but I'm never recovering from the Vine-Buitrago combo. O'Connor-Ciccone was probably the play.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.86436 del
>>86435
I feel so stupid for taking out Eulalio


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.86437 del
>>86435
I have O'Connor - Ciccone but everybody else is in the hospital or something so it doesn't matter all that much


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.86438 del
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>>86436
We all feel a little stupid


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.86439 del
Probably not a good look if I admit to already be thinking about the Tour goomble, but I'm very curious about prices this year.

Pogi is probably staying at 32 as more than that makes it almost impossible to build a team. Jonas either stays at 24 or drops to 22. Seixas is the big mystery, I'm guessing 18. Then Lipo 16, Del Toro 14, Almeida (if he goes) 12, Ayuso 12, Pidcock 12 (might be unclassed), Jorgenson 10 and Onley 10 (probably a climber). Remco should be a 14 pts unclassed rider, but he'll somehow be a 16 all-rounder.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.86440 del
>>86439
Seixas 20
Remco 20
Lipo 18
Onley 18
your prices must be for premium members only


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.86441 del
>>86440
0 chance Lipo and especially Onley have those prices. Almeida was 16 last year, and while you might argue his price was a bit nerfed due to being a domestique, he had had an insane season pre-Tour. I'd buy Lipo 18 if Seixas wasn't in the race.

And no shot Remco goes up in price after last year's Tour and this season's climbing performances.

Seixas 20 is possible.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.86442 del
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>>86433
>Losing ground to the gc-maxxers.
Yes.
>picking the wrong jobbers


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.86443 del
>>86441
Regardless of prices I will take Pogi, Lipo and Sexass and get budget picks for the rest.


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.86444 del
Sixes is going to be 28 you guys


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.86445 del
>>86443
Only these 3 will be above 100 Bert


Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 23:22 [Preview] No.86446 del
>>86444
and worth every penny


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.86447 del
>>86423
he probably feels emasculated that he has never won a Grande Tour while it's his third of the year (and fifth in a row) so he's secretly targeting the la vuelta


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.86448 del
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Thoughts from the Blockhaus:
Vingo fraud
Seixas will be second in the La Tour, 4 minutes ahead of Vingo
Gall could be a good rider if he just learned to actually ride instead of just climb like an autist
Eulalio soulful
Love watching Sepp shred the peloton like the old days


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.86449 del
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>>86448


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.86450 del
Leg warmer ride for some reason but at least the sun is shining


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.86451 del
>>86439
I think 10 is the max he does for unclassed


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.86452 del
>>86451
Shitcock was unclassed 12 in the la Vuelta last year, and Wout was 12 also one year in the la Tour.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.86453 del
rusbert cycling reports: Crap(be) to Qinarello36.5


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.86454 del
>>86453
UKUbros.. we've been replaced.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.86455 del
some doping russian won in china


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.86456 del
>>86450
Way too much wind, fuck that shit


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.86457 del
a whole day in rain


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.86458 del
>>86457
I think I can squeeze 2 hours in, it'll be close but I think I'll make it


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.86460 del
>What is going on with Egan Bernal dropping back early? “I am improving every day”
oh benny boy, your GC leader will need some help today


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.86462 del
nasty rampa in Hungary today and they do it 4 times


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.86463 del
>>86457
fortunately you paypigged jacket for this very situation


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.86464 del
>>86463
i have in fact not


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.86465 del
>>86460
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P2Z5C1kIaV8 [Embed]
>I did my best 40 minutes ever
>But at the same time, I lost 3 minutes
SQUEAK


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.86466 del
>>86465
>his best numbers below put him far behind Jan HIRT who is in his early 30s
it's over for eganino


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.86467 del
Finally a proper fight for the break


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.86468 del
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>>86464
I guess your koruna are far better given to such necessary p*rchases


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.86469 del
>cycling today in french
Why not but kek


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.86470 del
>>86466
>6 W/kg for 40 min is now fraud tier
That used to be enough to win the Tour, it's insane how doped they all are nowadays


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.86471 del
>Ganna bettiol
SOUL


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.86472 del
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>>86331
>>86332
Please do not notice these things

>Prime Quintana would've dropped Hirt like a ton of bricks
>Somehow Hirt equalling Quintana's records in the year 2026
Must just be the carbs and the aero bikes.

Or, Nairo vindicated. Clean champion


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.86473 del
0iq sheffield


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.86474 del
>>86472
giga tailwind innit


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.86475 del
>>86468
Yes, well


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.86476 del
RAI really wants the ganna/bettilol break to happen eh


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