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/cyc/ - general Bert 05/15/2026 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No. 86428
"Felix Gall est un grand rival" edition

>Current and upcoming road races
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
10.05 - 14.05 Baku-Khankendi Azerbaijan Cycling race 2.1
13.05 - 17.05 Flèche du Sud 2.1
13.05 - 17.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
14.05 Lotto Circuit de Wallonie 1.1 ME
15.05 - 17.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
16.05 Tour du Finistère Pays de Quimper 1.1
16.05 Simac Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE
17.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
17.05 Boucles de l'Aulne - Châteaulin 1.1
19.05 Classique Dunkerque / Grand prix des Hauts de France 1.Pro
19.05 Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
20.05 - 24.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
21.05 - 24.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
22.05 Veenendaal - Veenendaal 1.1 WE
22.05 - 24.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
23.05 Veenendaal-Veenendaal 1.1
24.05 Grand Prix Criquielion 1.1
24.05 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.Pro
25.05 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.1
25.05 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE
28.05 - 31.05 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 31.05 Bretagne Ladies Tour 2.1
30.05 - 07.06 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
01.06 - 05.06 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
03.06 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
04.06 - 06.06 Tour of Estonia 2.1
06.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro
07.06 Dwars door de Westhoek 1.1 WE
07.06 Alpes Gresivaudan Classic 1.1 WE
07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT

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>Previous Thread:
>>85444


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.86459 del
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Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.86461 del
Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria fever setting in bigly


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.86477 del
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International superstars like Nicolas ROCHE humbled at the Finnish elite gravel event Borgå Primavera, Juuso Puhakka the best of the Finns at 4th. Me, I'm stuck at home since wife is due with the baby any day now, so just short endurance/LT1 today.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.86478 del
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Reminder that tomorrow is the extremely prestigious GRAN PREMIO NYC.

While the startlist is not as strong as the inaugural race in 2024 (where a certain Tibor DEL GROSSO announced himself), we still have such luminaries as Jason HUERTAS, Alvaro HODEG, and Vuelta podium-finisher Oscar SEVILLA.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.86479 del
>/elite/ +Dauphiné

Matxin says currently no plans at all for him to go to the Tour, but the way he worded it, he's going if he shows that form is improving


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.86480 del
>>86479
If he had just a bad flue it's really something that can get better with a couple of week rest and then plenty of time to get in shape for the tour


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.86481 del
>>86477
>two dozen EGGS
>short LT1
good thing I only pedal for fun, otherwise might feel like a lazy piece of trash by comparison


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.86482 del
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Lmao


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.86483 del
>>86478
for me? it would be CHEESECOTE


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.86484 del
>>86480
There were some rumors that it could've been one of those viruses that have taken some riders out for a few months. That had me very worried, but I'm hopeful that it wasn't anything that serious.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.86485 del
>>86481
Yeah got to put things into perspective I guess, for many runners for example two dozen eggs is a huge day already.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.86486 del
Collected


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.86487 del
>>86483
I wasn't even aware that Cheesecote was a named climb in the area...Gate Hill is even a bit overrated. It's like 2.5km at 5.5%, no real steep sections.

Personally, my favorite climb is Alpine Road which is 2km at ~7.5% with a few steeper ramps. And of course Bear Mountain but the problem with Bear Mountain is that you can't ascend and then descend it, it would need to be a MTF.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.86488 del
Christen collected.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.86489 del
Guess now they're too close to the sprint to let a break go


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.86490 del
My gf comes from this place. Cute but I've never seen a place least bike friendly in europe


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.86491 del
>>86458
I did NOT make it I got very wet. The frogs lied to me


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.86492 del
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>rubbiano me aso on the monte and then fermo tutto


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.86493 del
I fucked up and bought 35mm for me gravel bike. Oh well, let's see how 35 up front and 40 back feels.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.86494 del
BIG SPLIT


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.86495 del
>>86494
Eulálio on the front. Jonas in BLIND PANIC


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.86496 del
Croatia? Wait what


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.86497 del
Jan Christen desperately trying to sabotage Narvaez again


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.86498 del
Chrsiten riding behind two of his teamates


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.86499 del
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Jantje Christen riding full gas after two teammates


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.86500 del
truly the peloton's biggest brainlet


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.86501 del
surely he has to realise that the chance to bridge is the climb after the sprint, right?


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.86502 del
>>86501
>he has to realise
not a chance


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.86503 del
>>86497
this stage was promised to him 2000 years ago


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.86504 del
what the fuck is movistar doing this giro


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.86505 del
miggl bjeur


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.86506 del
For me, it's MIFSUD, the Maltese Missile.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.86507 del
>>86504
Their motivations are beyond your comprehension. They're like the Reapers from Mass Effect.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.86508 del
>>86507
kek,
<eradicate all competent teams


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.86509 del
>>86507
kek


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.86510 del
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>>86507
is the UCI hiding their origin and motive behind dlc content


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.86511 del
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>youtube has started showing me bike maintenance horror stories


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.86512 del
Wtf is that road


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.86513 del
JONAS


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.86514 del
>>86511
welcome to paranoia, I've been in it for 6 months now


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.86515 del
Kino scenes coming up at the Red Bull KM


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.86516 del
>>86511
I bet its all bike shop propaganda
>hurr durr look at this bozo who did not send his bike in for maintenance for three thousand miles
<bike is crusted and busted
>we have to replace everything


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.86517 del
>>86511
Can I get a link


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.86518 del
>>86516
for me it's the comments
>derailleur not aligned perfectly
SEND IT TO A PROFESSIONAL DON'T LOOK AT A 3 MINUTE YOUTUBE TUTORIAL


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.86519 del
ATTAQUE DU EULALIO


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.86520 del
>>86516
What the FUCK is a mile


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.86521 del
>>86518
Hint: the derailleur hanger is bent. It will never index properly.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.86522 del
finally they are letting them go
now christen will attack probably


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.86523 del
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>>86518
A Man Tried To Adjust His Rear Derailleur. This Is What Happened To His Brain


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.86524 del
>>86517
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4wuihRgbkE [Embed]


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.86525 del
Look how beautiful this stage is. I miss /wtw/.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.86526 del
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ok, time to pay attention
interesting break, with axelgaard top favorite narvaez going very early.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.86527 del
>>86525
looks like the hills of north California


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.86528 del
entire UAE team in the break now


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.86529 del
>>86527
Maybe they should try growing wine there.....


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.86530 del
don't know if Milan will be able to ride around that 180 degree curva


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.86531 del
Complete chaos in Hungary, a lap got cancelled and the break will win the stage now it seems.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.86532 del
>>86529
interesting idea..


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.86533 del
>>86531
>soderqvist winning a rampa queen stage


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.86534 del
>Miggle BEOW


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.86535 del
I was drinking and comparing wines whilst most of you were still in diapers


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.86536 del
>>86535
unless you're 50 I doubt it


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.86537 del
So Narváez just wins this shit right


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.86538 del
>>86535
Listen I applaud your efforts. You walked so I could run.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.86539 del
>>86537
christen will pull in break 2 to make sure pinarello wins


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.86540 del
>>86537
Would be funny if Leknessund spoils the UAE party


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.86541 del
>>86539
I am okay with this as long as UAE loses


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.86542 del
a rare Lidl victory in Hungary


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.86543 del
>120 kg somberquest wins
I squeak


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.86544 del
>>86542
with a giant *


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.86545 del
G2 isn't making a dent on Narváez going easy to keep Bjerg in the group


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.86546 del
>>86545
if he reaches that valley with bjerg it's over for the rest


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.86547 del
even the umbrella is from Lidl kek


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.86548 del
>>86546
It's already over. It was always over


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.86549 del
kek Suisse tv shitting on Gall for being a positionlet


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.86550 del
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>youtube is now recommending me onboard train POVs from Rotterdam area
help


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.86551 del
>>86531
Stealing the general from the KING, sad


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.86552 del
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omrzel mentioned


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.86553 del
>>86550
I sometimes put on the autistic train channels when I am winding down at night. Very soothing.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.86554 del
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>>86550


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.86555 del
is the stream really 4km behind or is PCS fucked?


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.86556 del
Kulset is going to top 5 in GC this way


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.86557 del
>>86550
>The trein runs over a drunk idiot and the stream continues like nothing happened


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.86558 del
>>86550
Delete the train stuff you watched from your history


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.86559 del
Scaroni to 2nd place


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.86560 del
>>86555
mhm it was PCS, they suddenly moved back 3km


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.86561 del
>>86559
/grande/


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.86562 del
>>86545
is UAE really that doped or are the chasers going maximum slurpage today?


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.86563 del
>Narvaez cramping
NO NO NO NO


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.86564 del
just tuning into this edizione of the il giro
how is the form of GC VINE?


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.86565 del
>>86562
G2 is kinda weak for these terrains outside of 2 or 3 guys imo. Christen and Arrieta being there also doesn't help.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.86566 del
>>86562
large breaks just don't work, too many slurpers trying to profit till it's too late


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.86567 del
>>86564
Bert, he....


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.86568 del
>>86557
Is is a high speed line POV though
I don't think Autismbert is allowed to ride over 50 km/h in his tramway cosplaying as traen


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.86569 del
this town isn't overrun unlike Tuscany? I don't know nothing about the Marche region


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.86570 del
>>86569
This is like Tuscany but the ocean is right there. So gorgeous. Maybe not as popular since no cities like Florence.

I wonder how the food is


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.86571 del
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>>86568
We go 100 in some parts


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.86572 del
Anyway this stage SUCKS and I HATE it


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.86573 del
>>86571
>cyclists are riding faster than d*tch træns


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.86574 del
>>86572
it looked so good on paper


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.86575 del
migl bjrg wins a can of red bull. well done.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.86576 del
>>86572
too many bad riders
fdj is there with 4 dudes that don't stand a chance


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.86577 del
And now Leknessund goes to ride for 2nd place. Great


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.86578 del
Business idea: Red Bull spikes the cans of Red Bull with dope and then lets other riders win the KM and stage and then they fail doping control


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.86579 del
>>86578
spiked redbull is less potent than a final biden


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.86580 del
>>86578
>implying doping controls actually do something


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.86581 del
business idea: the red bull sprint only counts for Bora riders and rider wearing a red bull helmet.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.86582 del
it's so over for G2 and their antics


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.86583 del
>>86581
woutists win another moral victory


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.86584 del
>>86572
It had potential when climbing started and people tried to bridge to the break but then G2 syndrome took over


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.86585 del
>>86584
UAE just too doped. Nothing to be done anyway


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.86586 del
>>86585
they could at least have tried


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.86587 del
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>GALL edition
based swissbert

did the needfull on the raper, fun little route


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.86588 del
>>86585
How is Croatia


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.86589 del
migl bjrg illegal hand position


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.86590 del
>>86588
he had to drive through sLOVEnia


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.86591 del
hoping for a cheeky Norge victory


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.86592 del
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I am NOT in Croatia. I thought the flags were fixed


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.86593 del
berg should just ride away and take the win


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.86594 del
apparently there's some 22% muro coming up


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.86595 del
>>86593
right


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.86596 del
that photographer will be banned from the Giro


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.86597 del
>narvaez should let bjerg come back
what the fuck is adam blythe smoking, if he doesn't drop the norge he beats him in the sprint 10/10 times


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.86598 del
>Navarez
thanks Séan


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.86599 del
RAMPAS


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.86600 del
Ineos is not gonna enjoy Narváez winning like 4 stages this Giro if contract details aren't already agreed and signed.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.86601 del
MOREIRA wins in portugal


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.86602 del
neetcompany shouldn't pull when bertnal and thymen will get dropped immediately


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.86603 del
>>86602
can't help it can they


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.86604 del
>>86602
turner is in the break, we can't have that


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.86605 del
>>86601
looks like a future versatile sprinter/puncheur


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.86606 del
>>86604
Turner? I hardly know 'er!


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.86607 del
Bernal pulling himself to get his domestique back


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.86608 del
rampa still humana


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.86609 del
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leknessund take my power


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.86610 del
rampa is now inhumana


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.86611 del
aaaaaa that corner


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.86612 del
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inb4 no gc action


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.86613 del
Heh my 34-36 gear would waltz me past these jokers


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.86614 del
it will be fireworks


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.86615 del
ok, make it quick narvaez, so we can see the pedalton going up that rampa


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.86616 del
>>86613
narvaez was doing 90rpm at some point
me? a smooth 60


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.86617 del
so let's see
waar is gall


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.86618 del
how will the gorilla milan get up these rampas?


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.86619 del
>>86618
slowly


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.86620 del
>gall at the back of the pedalton
kek


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.86621 del
gall will lose MINUTES


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.86622 del
>>86617
I see his autistic pedalling form about 20 riders back trying to move up


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.86623 del
>gall


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.86624 del
well, bertaczek was right
lame


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.86625 del
Sepp KUSS looking kool as a kukumber


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.86626 del
The only saving grace of this result is that Christen will be fuming


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.86627 del
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cycling today bros we are running out of space


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.86628 del
my body is hurting watching GALL pedal


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.86629 del
those roads lol. remco would have chuted here.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.86630 del
>>86626
I need Narváez to diss him again in the interview


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.86631 del
>Deriere du Peloton is Gallcam


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.86632 del
>>86628
my knees hurt


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.86633 del
fuck what an absolutely nasty finish


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.86634 del
>>86629
>Chuting uphill at 22 percent


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.86635 del
>>86627
windows 11 just downloaded another 15GB for the next update and chrome installed an AI model in the background adding another 4GB.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.86636 del
>>86634
I mean because of the road quality and potholes.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.86637 del
there's a 30 man group in between without a single camera bike


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.86638 del
ELITE 2.0


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.86639 del
ATATQUE DE EULALIO


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.86640 del
Are your bikes equipped for such rampas, berts?


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.86641 del
>>86635
You know the solution.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.86642 del
>>86637
nothing worth seeing


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.86643 del
EULALIU GOES SOLO


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.86644 del
My boy is absolutely retarded

Good for him


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.86645 del
EULALIO RAIDING


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.86646 del
ben turner daring to ride with eulalio and jonas. how is this helping bernal? trine should give him a call.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.86647 del
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You know remember who NARVAEZ PRADO beaten in his first Giro win


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.86648 del
>>86640
Yes PPATTT >>86613

But is my body equipped? No.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.86649 del
hindlel strong


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.86650 del
christen disappointing


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.86651 del
BERNAL GOMEZ strong


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.86652 del
>>86640
I ride ramps that steep on like 80% of my rides albeit just a few hundred meters


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.86653 del
martin tjotta??? waar bjerg?


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.86654 del
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Jan HIRT in lote principal


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.86655 del
Hindley is one Fish chute away from winning a 2nd Giro

He's in good shape and I doubt he'll fade too much over the course of the race


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.86656 del
Great finish. Lame stage.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.86657 del
pelizzari is completely dead, he doesn't even have any punch left
he'll completely crack in week 3


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.86658 del
>>86640
not really, I just need to pedal harder on my 36-30 setup.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.86659 del
>>86640
I have a 34x36 option. Even a weirdo 32 chain ring lying around that I've never tried.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.86660 del
hate UAE simple as


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.86661 del
>corbin strong ahead of climber
fucking hell


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.86662 del
>we will win more races at the Giro
UAE merda


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.86663 del
>>86640
sure, might need a different pilot thoughbeit


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.86664 del
who the fuck is lorenzo milesi
>contract year
yeah I'm nooticing


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.86665 del
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>>86657
>>86655
The 2026 Giro podium is going to be:

>1 HINDLEY
>2 O'CONNOR
>3 HIRT

Fishman will chute slightly and Trine will call him home
ARENSMAN and GALL will have their signature "lost 15 minutes day"
BERNAL GOMEZ will just fade
PELLIZZARI won't survive 2nd week
EULALIU and RONDEL won't survive 3rd week and will leak time, same for CICCONE
STORER will finish 4th ahead of surging WEST


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.86666 del
love Narvaez 2bqh


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.86667 del
>>86666
I pretty much like everybody on UAE individually, I just hate the way they dominate races.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.86668 del
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>>86661
STRONG is really good on short climbs he did this in norway last year, at 62 kg


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.86669 del
>>86665
I forgot about Time Trials of course
HIRT will lose 5-10 minutes on 40km time trial, but all other GC runners are also reasonably shit at TT except for fishman for some reason


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.86670 del
>>86641
I don't use windows besides on an used surface pro that I bought for cheap. (kinda cool as a concept having a tablet with a full OS letting me install real software and not shitty android apps) I ran a github script deleting or deactivating all unnecessary microslop shit.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.86671 del
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>>86659
I'm scared it will explode if I score too many watts


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.86672 del
piganzoli is the new kuss it seems


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.86673 del
>>86667
yeah basically, but it's fun to see them in stage hunter mode


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.86674 del
Carapaz would have attacked on that muro. Fuck all these cowards


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.86675 del
>>86672
proper lad they found at visma. lets see how long it takes until they burn through him.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.86676 del
>>86672
good because the old Kuss is washed up


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.86677 del
>>86674
disappointed that Ciccone didn't try something, but the stage was already gone so I get why


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.86678 del
>>86676
Erroneous


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.86679 del
>>86677
ciccone is 6 minutes behind the peleton


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.86680 del
Fish is gonna lose form if he continues to slurp so hard

Tomorrow is gonna be a "slurp until the final 2.5 km" kinda day


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.86681 del
Lol, Romo managed to finish 9 minutes behind Narvaez


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.86683 del
>>86679
oh lmao really? that makes sense


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.86684 del
>>86679
Completely idiotic to not lose that time yesterday


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.86685 del
>>86684
I read that lidl really didn't like having 2 guys high in GC for some reason because people kept asking why gee wasn't working for ciccone


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.86686 del
>>86676
nice meme


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.86687 del
>>86684
yeah, today suited him so well


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.86688 del
Why does Hannah Walker lean so heavily into the potato aesthetic


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.86689 del
>>86688
she's Welsh dude they're just like that


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.86690 del
>>86689
Not Manon


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.86691 del
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>>86690
>Manon


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.86692 del
brennan lost


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.86693 del
>>86690
oh right

...

she's English dude they're just like that


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.86694 del
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Sumo in 20 mins, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.86695 del
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>Robin Froidevaux
They take us for absolute rubes.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.86696 del
>And the men of Visma | Lease a Bike largely had themselves to blame for that. After 149 kilometers and more than 2,000 meters of elevation gain, the necessary attackers had been caught and the peloton was gearing up for the sprint. The lead-out train of top favorite Brennan took the initiative, but took a wrong turn in the final stages.
lel hope there's some footage


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.86697 del
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>>86696
dude's going at it like they need this 2.1 race no matter what


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.86698 del
>>86697
They did the loop 3 times but got it wrong on the final lap? What had they put in that final bidon?


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.86699 del
>>86698
they bidons for the giro ended up in luxembourg


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.86700 del
>>86699
that explain those measly 6.35 W/kg


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.86701 del
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I heard that Belgium sent Wout to the Eurovision Song contest


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.86702 del
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>>86700
Anything above 6 w/kg was considered absolute proof of dopage 15 years ago


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.86703 del
>>86702
and they were even doping then


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:19 [Preview] No.86704 del
>>86702
when did the dopage compass switch from 7 w/kg to 6 w/kg anyways? Armstrongs confession?
>>86703
yeah thats the concerning part innit, we know for a fact that they were


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.86705 del
>>86704
contador verbier


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.86706 del
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suisse tv aired a feature about cycling being the latest trend sports for women. bike stores are really happy and saying that women are now 50% of their customers. I mean I have seen more girls on the bikes lately.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.86707 del
>>86702
half this /cyc/ has almost 6 w/kg ftp nowadays


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.86708 del
>>86707
My presence brings the average below 3


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.86709 del
>>86706
It's a really big news for bike brands because women are the ultimate paypigs


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.86710 del
>>86709
they do what they are told, they don't ask questions, they love bling
yes, great times for them


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.86711 del
Pinarello truly was the worst pick I made, worse than buitrago


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.86712 del
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I hate them


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.86713 del
>>86712
I was thinking after the race, that defensive and safeR riding by Jonas and Visma will come to haunt them sooner or later. may it be another Astana rider gaining lots of time or bora managing to isolate jonas in the alps.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.86714 del
>>86697
update
>Within the final kilometer, the lead motorbike accidentally took the diversion route intended for team cars, and a significant portion of the peloton followed. After deliberations with the race jury, the decision was made to give all riders the same finishing time.

and visma threatened to DNS tomorrow if they didn't do this


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.86715 del
>>86714
I guess if it's a moto forcing the error that kind of justifies the jury decision


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:58 [Preview] No.86716 del
>moto forcing a error
how about you look where you are going?


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:59 [Preview] No.86717 del
>>86715
since when do the motos do the sprint leadout? you're supposed to ride for the line, especially if you passed it 3 times already


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.86718 del
>>86713
They talk so much about re inventing the sport to make it more attractive and yet they keep racing the most boring way possible.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.86719 del
>>86717
If you're tired and focused on your sprint and expect the moto to go to the line you might follow it without thinking.
It's a little pathetic to make a fuss about it for such a small race that's arguably below Brennan. But had it been a bigger race and it happened to my team I would have complained too.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 18:08 [Preview] No.86720 del
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>>86714
can't DNS if they get DSQ if you know what I mean


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.86721 del
>>86719
I mean if you look at the results it's just them and team bike aids that went the wrong way
every other sprinter took the right path


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 18:15 [Preview] No.86722 del
remember when ganna took the right turn while the entire peloton didn't
that was cool


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.86723 del
>>86722
that was a blatant steal from him too
but atleast that had a retard on the roundabout pointing the wrong way


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.86724 del
>>86721
'significant portion of the peloton' is a little misleading then isn't it? Are there any pictures from the race because it really depends a lot on the situation whether or not a GC neutralization is reasonable.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.86725 del
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>>86722


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 18:25 [Preview] No.86726 del
eating burgers tbhwyb


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.86727 del
>>86722
>>86725
Never understood why he didn't get the win. He rode the course and finished first. Not his fault the other riders didn't know the finish.

Sometimes I hate the UCI.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.86728 del
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ah yes, Wien, home


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.86729 del
>>86728
is that where they invented schnitzel ?


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.86730 del
>>86729
wienerschnitzel comes from Prag


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.86731 del
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>>86730
take that back


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 19:39 [Preview] No.86732 del
>>86730
then why isn't it called pragerschnitzel huh


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.86733 del
for me it's Zigeunerschnitzel


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.86736 del
5h ride planned for tomorrow. Think I'll debut/test the uswe.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.86737 del
>>86736
very cool
100 km for me, no more excuses


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.86738 del
>>86733
I fookin HATE zigeuners


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.86739 del
>>86737
>inb4 wakes up with a sore throat


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.86740 del
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>>86739
can't promise i won't


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.86741 del
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Hope our resident NYCbert will take a selfie with Bart BUIJK tomorrow at the somewhat prestigous Grande Premio Nieuw Amsterdam City


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.86742 del
>>86741
does NYCBert dare to go to the Bronx? it's named after Dutch settler Jonas Bronck.


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.86743 del
Giro starting in Bulgaria was worth the money...


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.86744 del
>>86743
Where were you when RCS saved Europe?


Bert 05/16/2026 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.86745 del
>>86718
>>86713
if we didn't have Pog to bully Jonas in the Tour, this era would be so grim


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.86746 del
>>86742
fink he lives on the upper east side so I doubt it


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.86747 del
>>86745
Seixas is going to beat him this summer


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.86748 del
mikel landismo will podium the tdf


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.86749 del
Chloe Dygert retires from road racing


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.86750 del
>>86749
Funny how axel mostly goes after the troubled ones


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.86751 del
>>86750
the man just likes thighs


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.86752 del
Axel Källberg will win Rund um Köln today


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.86753 del
don't forget to make a team for that dunkirk race by the way
friendly announcement


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.86754 del
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>>86753
Gracias


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.86755 del
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early rape today, pretty gud legs


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.86756 del
>>86755
>even his rap*ing is high tempo
Kek


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.86757 del
>marco frigo to UAE


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.86758 del
Haven't heard from Bertacek yet. Sick in bed?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.86759 del
>>86758
already has 60 ks in his legs as we speak


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.86760 del
>>86758
Liberec has 14° and scattered clouds therefore I believe in are Brtek
80kms zonder pragerschnitzel is my guess


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.86761 del
>>86745
>>86747
What will the mood be in the Vismoid bus when it'll be become clear Jonas will ride for 3rd place at best in the Tour?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.86762 del
By the way, Gall wins today.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.86763 del
>>86757
New Jay Vine that doesn't chute constantly. Good signing.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.86764 del
>>86749
Thighs...


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.86765 del
>>86742
Ppattt, none of the GP NYC is actually in the city proper. It starts across George Washington bridge in Fort Lee, NJ, and then goes north away from city.

Also why would I go to the Bronx aside from Yankees or Zoo


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.86766 del
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The same commercials on HBO -which i PAY for- on a loop are getiing on my nerves


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.86767 del
>>86753
Thx


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.86768 del
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>>86753
I wanted to be an asshole, not remind anyone and then sit all grinning on the evil and despair I have procured, but no, Bertman RUINED it all.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.86769 del
>>86765
cheeky shopping trip to arthur avenue innit


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.86770 del
>>86768
Craven behavior


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.86771 del
>>86769
I work part of the week in Staten Island which is where all the Italians moved after leaving Little Italy and Arthur Ave


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.86772 del
>>86771
>voluntarily spending any amount of time in staten island
KWAB


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.86773 del
>>86753
appreciate it


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.86774 del
>>86772
It's a shame cycling infrastructure is so shit there and it's most cagied borough. There are great hills and ramps.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.86775 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE JONNY MILAN


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.86776 del
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nap time


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.86777 del
Magnier trying to boss the peloton around


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.86778 del
prepping my orangina stock for next week since tempratures will be skyrocketing
nothing is as refreshing as an orangina slush after some ciclismo


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.86779 del
>>86778
post ride duvel enjoyers will disagree


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.86780 del
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>>86778
For me it's SANPELLEGRINO but I but instead of my orange I tried a black bottle from the supermarket that we don't have at home and it's absolutely DISGUSTING


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.86781 del
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>>86768
I would NOT have known without that post. That's a shame


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.86782 del
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>>86770
I am a model bertizen 99% of the time, a reminder of the unpredictability and uncertainty of the world is necessary to keep balance.
>>86781
You win this time Bert, but I shall return with the little injection of chaotic evil when time is favorable.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.86783 del
>>86768
that's bad karma, you want to win against the best a true show of strength


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.86784 del
>>86779
the duvels are for after the hydration otherwise you'll feel like dogshit


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.86785 del
>>86783
The motif was not about winning, I am probably not winning that anyways even if half of the berts would miss a team, the motif is plain old shithousery that itself stems from the instinctive feeling that small boys already get, of needing to be preshit everyone so everyone is ready when true shit hits the fan.
Weren't you supposed to not care about the goombling anyways Bert, why are we serious immediately then.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.86786 del
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>>86785
But I do care and I care about doing well otherwise I wouldn't play but I still play for because I have fun if I didn't have fun I would stop. My post wasn't even that serious just want people to make a team that's all. Why would it I want them to miss out on a premium velogoomble.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.86787 del
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Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.86788 del
>>86787
Name the rider


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.86789 del
>>86788
Armstrong


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.86790 del
>ciccone attacking in a piss break
how the mighty have fallen


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.86791 del
>>86788
anyone at UAE


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.86792 del
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>>86786
For shits and giggles of coursh, very tame as well.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.86793 del
>>86791
The Oliveira twins do nothing but hard, honest work.

Take that back.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.86794 del
I have never heard derek gee west speak, not the voice I expected


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.86795 del
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>>86794
Have you heard Ronaldinho speak?
That's a shocker, if you didn't.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.86796 del
what is troons plan?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.86797 del
>>86796
satellite for van scheetvelt
or he's just enjoying his first GT, one can only get better


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.86798 del
why is decathlon doing all the work by the way? surely they don't believe in Gall that much


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.86799 del
>>86798
Why not


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.86800 del
>>86799
just gonna let vingo ride with a full team to the climb?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.86801 del
RIP Ciccone's stage chances I guess


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.86802 del
wtf is Christian doing


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.86803 del
>>86802
red bull sponsorship secured


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.86804 del
>>86800
No, which is why they'll make pace hard and try to have Visma lose some domestiques


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.86805 del
>>86801
never mind, Decathlon is pro-Cicco stage win


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.86806 del
the fuck is rubio doing


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.86807 del
Jonas really has the most bestest allies.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.86808 del
are they slurping in testa but it doesn't matter as they are slurping in pelotone as well?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.86809 del
Milesi in a little roid rage, dope getting to his head


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.86810 del
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some results
Fred humbled in Köln, finishes second behind no pity Pithie
still waiting for a winner in New York


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.86811 del
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live stream from pizzalands:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n7THzFTc2yc [Embed]


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.86812 del
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wtf is this architectural abomination?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.86813 del
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somebody won in New York


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.86814 del
Hey again some decent commentary on tiz. Yesterday it was this dude and some guy Jacopo (Guarnieri?) and he recognized everyone immediately. Night and day compared to Kirby and the other retards


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.86815 del
>>86813
Big group for that finish. It's a hard little climb there, like 10% ramp right before the line


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.86816 del
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I have the audio running for the Giro, so I simply wait for firstcycling to publish the result


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.86817 del
>>86814
the leadout?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.86818 del
>>86817
Idk I don't know anyone else in ciclismo named Jacopo


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.86819 del
>>86812
it's fun, who are you, the baroque castle police?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.86820 del
>>86818
Mosca but he's still racing, coincidentally also a leadout


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.86821 del
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Some nice MTB this afternoon. Honestly should do more of those


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.86822 del
>>86819
>late 19th century
you can't just build mcmansions mix and matching all kinds of styles like this in Europe when we have the real deal


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.86823 del
>>86820
>Guarnieri has a daughter whom he co-parents with a former partner.[47] He formed part of British broadcaster ITV Sport's coverage of the 2024 Tour de France, providing analysis on the first four stages of the race.[48] He also commentated on the world feed coverage of the 2025 Giro d'Italia, working with Ned Boulting,[49] whom he had previously worked with as part of the ITV Sport Tour de France coverage.
Must have been him. He was really good


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.86824 del
>>86813
>>86816
It's one of those Canel's - Java sudacas. SANTOS perhaps.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.86825 del
>>86823
somewhat current riders are always good I find, maybe the commentary part lacks but they know much which helps
really liked sep vanmarcke when he was on here and now we get that retard bakelants


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.86826 del
>>86825
Lel I was just about to counter that point with mentioning Bakelants. Sven Nys is also AWFUL


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.86827 del
Well, technically not sudacas but spiritually for sure.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.86828 del
>>86826
sven in the tdf is good when he recons the stages by bike, adds a lot
ghouden ghreg is also okay


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.86829 del
Dramatic racing in Hungary


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.86830 del
>>86822
you get to have both, this isn't taking anything away from the OG stuff


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.86831 del
>>86821
>French broom
heh, that stuff is super invasive here, nice to see it in its native habitat


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.86832 del
>>86821
kino


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.86833 del
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>>86831
Quite literally


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.86834 del
climb started for those not tuned in yet


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.86835 del
>>86833
oh yeah I knew the exact species from looking at it


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.86836 del
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Ineos to the front


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.86837 del
Break: [y/n]?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.86838 del
>>86837
maybe ciccone but I'm going N


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.86839 del
>>86837
N, the pathing will be breakaway fraudulence into fishboy win


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.86840 del
GALL is getting ready


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.86841 del
Remember when Løland won that random race and never did anything else before or after


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.86842 del
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>>86841
stop nooticing


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.86843 del
Christen done for the day


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.86844 del
>gall already 2nd wheel
>full visma still there
still don't get the tactic


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.86845 del
>>86844
they're practicing being a GC team for Seixas


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.86846 del
seems like eulalio loses his jersey today


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.86847 del
Not looking good for Euláliobros


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.86848 del
SANTOS switched to BRENES for that NY race.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.86849 del
Euláliobros are BACK


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.86850 del
>>86846
>>86847
He might have been taking a piss, literally.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.86851 del
jesus christ that milesi dude is annoying lmao, just ride for your climber you mong


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.86852 del
>>86837
re-upping with 16km to go


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.86853 del
cicco you were supposed to care about the mountains jersey...


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.86854 del
>>86852
I'd say yes


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.86855 del
>>86852
Y


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.86856 del
>>86853
lots of mountains left


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.86857 del
We going going.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.86858 del
Cicco stronk


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.86859 del
Kek at the porcellos.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.86860 del
geecone-west


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.86861 del
Uh oh Pellizzari cooked?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.86862 del
lol pellizzari really burnt his 2 matches following vingo once


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.86863 del
Dżiulio P at the back.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.86864 del
Toon should have made the switch earlier


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.86865 del
Tour of the Alps curse never fails


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.86866 del
>>86852
im starting to believe


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.86867 del
>>86864
Disgusting dopeur


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.86868 del
Just imagine Gall dropping Jonas on this climb and then Jonas has to deal with him as Seixas super domestique at the La Tour


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.86869 del
gonna be close


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.86870 del
>>86868
Jonas is not a factor in the Tour Bert, we went over this


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.86871 del
acceleration by shecone


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.86872 del
Attaque de Ciccone


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.86873 del
CICCOOOO


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.86874 del
Not gonna happen for our Dżiulio C.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.86875 del
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top kek that cyprus statpadder


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.86876 del
gall will get cooked


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.86877 del
>>86876
Nah, race is coming back to him as the ramp gets steeper


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.86878 del
nasty climb getting steeper and steeper


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.86879 del
>>86874
it's harder to make big differences in the high % rampas, I believe if he goes all out


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.86880 del
>>86877
that's right, GALL does better when aero isn't a factor


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.86881 del
I expected this to be a GC stage win with such a weak front group. I like Cicco but if they can't catch him it's truly over for all the "favorites" behind him.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.86882 del
>>86881
He can barely distance Rubio. If Jonas goes he takes a minute in a minute


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.86883 del
>>86881
Cicco should be good in these type of effort


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.86884 del
>>86879
Yes, but he can't kill RUBIO for good. Once it is KUSS or PIGANZOLI not LEMMEN behind the wheel this minute will burn very quickly.
He can make it though.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.86885 del
>>86881
he joined the break late so he's not too cooked


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.86886 del
get those motos in front of him ASAP


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.86887 del
lol @ Pellizzari


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.86888 del
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>>86886
Oh you have him, surely he will make it then.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.86889 del
>>86886
Business idea. Fleet of motorbikes and commissaries cars breaks down, blocking the road in front of Jonas


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.86890 del
I KNEW I should have picked Hindley


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.86891 del
well lidl won the tour of Hongrie GC, but it will count as asterisks race for randomly removing a lap. poor cosenking was robbed.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.86893 del
>>86888
I also have him as my leader on sporza and I'm ranked extremely well
can win some free gels


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.86894 del
Completely scatenato.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.86895 del
GALL on the warpath


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.86896 del
fuck off wout


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.86897 del
brutally exposed


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.86898 del
Not a good news for Cicco that Pelizari is dying, teams will smell blood


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.86899 del
GALL GALL GALL


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.86900 del
GALL GALL GALL


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.86901 del
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Bit of a struggle today. Just in time for the final 7 km.

Forza Ciccone... I guess


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.86902 del
ah RIP, it's over


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.86903 del
>>86898
it's completely over


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.86904 del
galls attacks look ridiculous kek


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.86905 del
Gall pas normal


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.86906 del
CAM ON GALL


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.86907 del
Hirt looking like one of the better climbers


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.86908 del
>Looking to see if Jonas will pull
Do these guys pay attention to their sport at all


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.86909 del
poor little ciccone


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.86910 del
Eh Jonas you never pull he


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.86911 del
kek the cameraman with his flash


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.86912 del
I can't from this horseback mount on GALL.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.86913 del
Ynr Egan Bernal


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.86914 del
>>86908
too busy golfing and managing his of gf


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.86915 del
>jonas already defending his lead against GALL
Topest kek


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.86916 del
CAM ON GUILIO


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.86917 del
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>>86907


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.86918 del
horrible day for italy


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.86919 del
>>86910
Expect M*u to write 57 tweets about the fish


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.86920 del
Rondel 5th now?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.86921 del
he should just skip the tour tbh


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.86922 del
>Gr. Pellizzari
>it's just Pellizzari
kek


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.86923 del
suddenly Thymen


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.86924 del
ARENSMAN on kiwi mode


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.86925 del
Jonas is unbelievably annoying


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.86926 del
>>86925
doing it with pogi is one thing but this, come on...


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.86927 del
I really belived in Pellizzari bros...


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.86928 del
>>86925
There's a reason why no one likes him except Danes


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.86929 del
inb4 hymen wins


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.86930 del
>>86926
>>86925
Insane


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.86931 del
never pull jonas


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.86932 del
what a piece of shit lol


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.86933 del
Attaque de Jonas Cringegaard


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.86934 del
>>86927
Same, but alas. There's still time eh


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.86935 del
lame


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.86936 del
lol that mini Pogiesque explosion, looking back after 1.5 seconds.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.86937 del
>>86926
Barely dropped him. Wasn't like he had all the power in the world


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.86938 del
lame


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.86939 del
Jonas had to ride tactically to beat Gall of all places. It's no longer just a meme that he wont podium the Tour.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.86940 del
eulalio strong


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.86941 del
>>86939
is it tactics when you've never pulled in your life


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.86942 del
GRANDE DAVIDE, DAIII


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.86943 del
>Jonas's explosive attack puts about three bike lengths into the least explosive rider in the peloton
Kek


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.86944 del
kuss = replaced


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.86945 del
Absolutely NUTS what Eulálio is doing here


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.86946 del
How is pogi feeling? Happy seixas exists I guess


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.86947 del
Its really over for Danish cycling. Its been a good 3.5 years


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.86948 del
nothing like a portuguese in pink


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.86949 del
>>86944
They're actually playing white jersey for pingo he won't take a single pull again in this race


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.86950 del
>Licking his lips before kissing the photo
really into his immersion


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.86951 del
>scaroni is riding GC now
what is going on


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.86952 del
>>86950
How can you be such a cuck?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.86953 del
>>86945
Impressive how far he's come since the volta days
>his contract with Bahrain expires this year
Oh it all makes sense


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.86954 del
>>86951
worse: Jan HIRT is 12th in GC still


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.86955 del
>>86953
If he rides a good TT I am contacting WADA ASAP


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.86956 del
>>86953
he already signed a new contract before the giro, unfortunately for him


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.86957 del
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>cicco crying


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.86958 del
Gee is really a worthy student of the Almeida school of climbing, what a diesel


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.86959 del
>>86956
Ah, didn't pay attention, which team?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.86960 del
>>86959
bahrain


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.86961 del
>>86959
extended


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.86962 del
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I think Gall keeps 3rd place after the TT 2bqh


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.86963 del
>>86962
I think Arensman could pass him


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.86964 del
>>86962
Arensgod takes 4 minutes at least


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.86965 del
>>86962
arensman takes 40 seconds on him in a 10km TT, I think he will surpass him


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.86966 del
Barrenetxea with the double


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.86967 del
>>86966
Picked as nr 1 slot in the goomble I tried to not remind berts of.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.86968 del
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Turns out going on a ride instead of watching the Il Giro is the correct decision 99% of time


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.86969 del
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>>86755
>>86821
>>86901
It was a okay
I spent yesterday evening and this morning doing many a DE LIE tributes, so any ride was a (moral) victory
Too many beers and not enough schnitzels on friday evening was the enemy


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.86970 del
Rain is not that hard but refuses to go away so I guess it is a short MTB ride then.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.86971 del
>>86969
Nice


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.86972 del
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do not fucking win this race if you want to top 5 the giro


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.86973 del
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>>86969
you did it


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.86974 del
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Day 8 today, first kachi koshis are expected.
In fact we've just seen the first for I forgot to shill this in time and it's on.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.86975 del
>>86901
Nice going in any case, you can see from the HR that it was pretty hard by the end so good that you endured it.
>>86969
Also cool ride! I didn't ride yesterday but next week I will ride a lot and if the wife goes into labor then it is what it is, but I have a 2min max test planned for Tuesday and a 5min max test planned for Saturday so I hope the baby is a bit late


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.86976 del
>finnbert not saying hi to MTB ridders
Un-expected


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.86977 del
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went for a short ride in the evening just now, saw a femme
did not greet her as I blew past her
did greet an old man on an ancient bike about 20s later


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.86978 del
>>86976
Only the big rides get attention these days unfortunately


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.86979 del
>>86821
Sorry I didn't scroll this far. Nice ride, is it hot there right now? Gonna be 22 degrees here next week so can't imagine it's much cooler in France


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.86980 del
Watched the highlights
Fishman is such a ghoul it's unreal


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.86981 del
>>86975
How often do you do these short tests?
I don't think I ever did a 2 or 3 minutes, the shortest full efforts are at the Balkon that is 5 minutes long


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.86982 del
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jan hirt


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.86983 del
>>86978
It was big for me
>>86979
It's too cold I have to ride in the afternoon to get decent temp (20+)


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.86984 del
>>86982
how is autismbert holding up?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.86985 del
>>86982
getting humbled by Beloki


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.86986 del
>>86981
Very seldom, last time I did 2min was 2 years ago. It's a really brutal test, you feel awful for the last minute.
>>86983
Heh okay


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.86987 del
>>86986
how do you pace a 2/5min max effort?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.86988 del
>>86986
Actually there is a Zwift climb that is about 2:30 long (for me) but the issue is I feel going all out for 2 minutes makes you ded and I can't do more positive work afterwards.
Alternatively, I can do it at the end of a rape session, but that also has it's disadvantages.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.86989 del
>>86988
Every hill here is a 2-3 minute test


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.86990 del
>>86989
>tfw no hellingen near you
actually i might have several, but only one is cobbled


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.86991 del
>>86990
Cobbled is even better for big watts at a smooth 70rpm


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.86992 del
>>86987
as even as possible however I know roughly what I can do for each duration from normal riding so if I try an all out effort for a strava segment or so I try to target like 5-10% more until I feel like its too hard, then back off to what I know I can do for sure and then go harder again (if possible) for the last 30-60s however for <=2 min I usually can't go harder and just try to hold what I got


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:50 [Preview] No.86993 del
>>86991
I rode in once and could barely stay upright, boy the cobbles were so slippery even though it's been dry for days, each pedalstroke had me rear wheel go sideways.
It felt like I was scoring massive watts (i wasn't)


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.86994 del
>>86993
I rode up the koppenberg once with the morning dew still on it and I was leaning so far forward just to keep my front wheel from slippin lmao


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.86995 del
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its not getting better


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.86996 del
>>86995
Sexass would have done 7.1


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.86997 del
>>86962
>>86995
>+2:24
WASHED


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.86998 del
>>86969
>161hr
careful there big guy


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.86999 del
https://www.youtube.com/live/jfKlfXa6FMI?si=q-fta05Elvs8xhBA imagine the pristine road quality


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.87000 del
>>86999
Monza always looked like it has some sketchy parts but it is just because it was modded so many times, the actual racing part is silk like that indeed.


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.87001 del
>>86999
guy in blue has a motor


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.87002 del
>>87001
two of 'em - left leg and right leg 😎


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.87003 del
>>86999
swatt dopers, heh I remember them


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.87004 del
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Enric MAS NICOLAU


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.87005 del
>>87004
what were they even thinking
>really invasive surgery
>shape clearly not there, barely did any races
>yes good GC is possible guys
why set yourself up for failure


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.87006 del
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that de lie transfer needs to go through ASAP


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.87007 del
>>87006
moo


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.87008 del
>>87004
Henry Menos a KWAB


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.87009 del
I could have taken Turner instead of Groves and then switched Pinarello to Hindley, it seems so obvious in hindsight


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.87010 del
>>87009
yes well it's easy to predict the past


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.87011 del
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>>87009
But Turner is 8 and Groves 10. Pinarello 6 and Hindley 10. Where did the other two velocoins come from. According to my calculations there is something afoot here


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.87012 del
SHEFFIELD OTL
SEVILLA OTL
BUIJK Bart in the elite Top 60
those are some shocking results coming the big apple


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.87013 del
>>87011
I lied, I meant BELOKI not TURNER


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.87014 del
>Spain is world’s baldest country according to World Population Review, with 44.5% of men having male pattern baldness
where was the on sight bert coverage in new york?


Bert 05/17/2026 (Sun) 23:34 [Preview] No.87015 del
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viennese shnitsels for supper


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.87016 del
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>>87012
heh, nothing personnel, "pros"

Not everyone can handle the legendary slopes of the Cheesecote


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.87017 del
>>86992
>>86988
>>86987
Yeah for me personally, I know from previous experience that my W' is about 30-35 kJ, so I can do roughly that amount of work over ftp in one bout. For shorter efforts it's a bit lower, for longer ones it's bang on (20min, 5min etc). And I know my ftp to be around 375-380. This means I'll probably go for about 620-650 for the 2min, pacing as Malawibert says (1min slightly too hard, drop off a bit, then all out to the end), and 480+ for the 5min one, pretty evenly split (very slightly more at beginning).


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.87018 del
>"It is a shame for the breakaway riders," Campenaerts thought of unlucky Giulio Ciccone, who was overtaken just one and a half kilometers from the finish.

>Giulio came to ask at least 10 times if it was okay for us, and it was. Yeah, that's how it goes."

>Decathlon CMA CGM rode on the flat, we positioned ourselves uphill. But Jonas said: 'Guys, I feel very good.'"

Don't trust a vismoid giullio


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.87019 del
>>87018
>campy if a fish slave
Still feels strange to me the most souful rider of the peloton is the favorite domestique to the most boring GC rider since indurain


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.87020 del
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>>87019
Pretty ominous knowing his last Belgian personal slave had a heart attack while driving his pregnant wife around


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.87021 del
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Ok goomble in general this Italy, I wish I didn't force that Lund instead of Magnier and if I didn't I wish I'd go not with Buitrago but either with Scaroni-4-Narvaez or any of my shortlist 6 picks from which none was bad, like Silva-Beloki. Eulalio would be a choice after them, after Vendrame, Arieta, Stork, Garofoli as well so I was not picking him.
BUT this is fine, many haberts with 3 runners less, some with a full squad doing worse, don't even feel like spinning up the shits and seeing the state of affairs.


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.87022 del
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we're so back


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.87023 del
>>87018
But it was Decathlon who worked to keep the break in range and Gall who attacked? Visma pulled for like 500 m. Pretty transparent posting.


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.87024 del
>>87023
They pulled for 2+km on the climb bert and then Gall attacked out of their wheel. PCS has the receipts.
There's nothing wrong with wanting to win by the way, just don't act in the interview like it was against your will.


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.87025 del
>Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe fears lurking virus with disappointing Giulio Pellizzari

DNS soon


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.87026 del
>>87021
do it anyway so autismbert can seethe


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.87027 del
>The current generation of shot putters does not measure themselves against the distances from the time when doping was widespread, Schilder said in that same extensive interview at the end of 2025. “We do take those distances from the past seriously, but we view it as the unofficial world record. We know that it was achieved with aids that we will never, ever use.”

>“In those years, there was something else at play that caused it to skyrocket. I don't know what they all used, but it wasn't contaminated meat. We look at the distances thrown with the new rules and stricter controls we have. So, the record holder is Valerie Adams.”

>That is why Schilder’s performance is being praised worldwide. For her 21.09 meters is only 15 centimeters short of Adams’s ‘doping-free’ world record. It is not hard to guess what Schilder’s next dream is. The new big goal: bridging that 15 centimeter gap.

Did you know athletics is absolutely clean now. I don't know how this narrative fits with FloJo's times being almost beaten now but I am sure there is an explanation


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.87028 del
>>87024
It was plainly not their plan though? Decathlon was the reason Ciccone was less than a minute ahead and never going to win regardless.


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.87029 del
Not to mention a marathon under two hours! These doping-free world records are amazing!


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.87030 del
>>87029
I think those records are mostly due to the new super shoes
And dopage


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.87031 del
>>87030
>rounder wheels
>rounder shoes


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.87032 del
>>87027
>legalize dopage
>become clean
its that simple!


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.87033 del
Carlos Canal mentioned as favorite for the Dünkirchen Klassiker


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.87034 del
>>87025
The next ALMEIDA


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.87035 del
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I thought you were joking about the Dunkerque fiasco
It really is a one day race and then 4 days of dankerque right after (5 stages)


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.87036 del
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Alright there is a m*untainbike here, I tried it out yesterday and it works. I am going out, if I never return I have been killed by crazy Italian drivers


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.87037 del
>>87036
the memes are all true, its no joke


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.87038 del
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Autismoberto, no! You're too young to die!


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.87039 del
>>87035
Just extra uci points to motivate teams


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.87040 del
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Survived the first half hour, the bike sucks ass but and something squeaks but it is pretty nice here


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.87041 del
>suffering in Italien


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.87042 del
>>87040
Is it the bikepath in sanremo?


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.87043 del
I thought my schnitzles looked fairly decent you know


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.87044 del
>>87040
pwoah that scenery and the brtek speciale (squeaking) meanwhile I'm surrounded by rain again


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.87045 del
the Tour route this year is fascinating, there's maybe one straightforward sprint stage and all of the 'flat' ones have speed bumps in the final 40-20km; they're really responding to the ending of the fat sprinter and making these stages harder


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.87046 del
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>>87042
M-maybe


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.87047 del
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And I made it too! That actually wasn't hard at all, even for me on a shitty bike. Going down those hairpins was so much fun after seeing it on tv for all those years. I felt like Mathieu, well before he was completely washed and done for of course


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.87048 del
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>no ciclismo
>no z3 rides
at least autismbert is having fun


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.87049 del
>>87046
>>87047
fun!


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.87050 del
>>87047
based


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.87051 del
>>87046
>>87047
Naisu!


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.87052 del
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>Kjell COOMAN


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.87053 del
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>>86428
By my calculations, Gall will loose approx 1:18 to the Fisherman in this 42km time trial test.

Probably more....


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.87054 del
>>87053
bert he lost 1:40 to vingo last year in the tour and that was 30km


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.87055 del
>>87053
>>87054
more important question - will GALL lose the second, and maybe even third GC position? there are some more rampas coming and he has excellent climbing form so far


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.87056 del
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pogiwinslol


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.87057 del
>>87055
arensman will be close to third, eulalio will keep 2nd till the next climbing stage


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.87058 del
>>87057
just glanced at Eulalio's ITT record, poor guy will never podium a GT


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.87059 del
>>87058
I'm sure he could perform well, when seppeku kuss was in the red he also suddenly performed really well
bahrain does have no good TT'ers so they probably don't work on it though


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.87060 del
>>87059
yeah, Kuss is on a TT specialist team


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.87061 del
>>87056
I think Remco still wins the TT unless Pogi specifically prepares for it.

Absolutely free if Remco doesn't go though. Ganna and Tarling would get eaten alive on that climb. I wonder who else would be good for this. Armirail? Romeo?

Wait, it's fucking Hayter, isn't it?


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.87062 del
>>87061
Hayter got screwed over in Australia, I kinda hope he gets it


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.87063 del
>>87061
hayter has been terrible this year for a pure TT'er


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.87064 del
depending on who rides, seixas, roglic, vauquelin all have a good chance to podium
skjelmose too


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.87065 del
>>87059
Bahrain isn't that bad at TTing. Segaert and Cat Killer are usually pretty good, and Caruso and Bilbao used to do pretty decently when it mattered.


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.87066 del
>>87065
segaert hasn't even done a TT in a bahrain uniform


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.87067 del
>>87066
yes but he was pretty decent in a lotto one so i doubt that somehow is now disappeared


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.87068 del
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40 mins till sumo. Come on!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.87069 del
>>87067
cavagna was decent in a quick step jersey and see where he ended up when going to a non TT investing team


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.87070 del
>>87069
movistar only invests in tactics, not in skill


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.87071 del
>van eetvelt and buitrago to NSN


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.87072 del
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Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.87073 del
>>87072
The next Troon Aerts. I KNEW it


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 17:25 [Preview] No.87074 del
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>>87072
>brtek is wearing lady lycra


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.87075 del
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>>87074
As well as on the bike


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.87076 del
>>87046
Knew it, cool place


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.87077 del
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man everyday I get wet everyday its windy as fuck everyday sucks


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.87078 del
dry 25°C at the end of the week
finally don't have to r*n anymore


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.87079 del
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I survived. But I underestimated the way back a bit. So much uphill and I am NOT used to that shit. I had to walk the last very steep part and I am completely gone, dead


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.87080 del
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>>87077
hm


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.87082 del
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planning some rides I want to do on my tyrol holiday in 2 weeks


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:17 [Preview] No.87083 del
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>>87082
My tyrol holiday I planned with me friends is in jeopardy again (for third year in a row)


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.87084 del
>ROGERS is on ineos squad?
>wtf this guy is ANCIENT
>it's anudda from the family tree (tree)


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.87085 del
>>87083
what happened?


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.87086 del
>>87085
>too difficult
>excuses
>whine


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.87087 del
>>87083
>>87086
one of my friends is suddenly talking about everesting
I'm scared


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.87088 del
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>>87083
I have to cycle up mount fuiji in oktober


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.87090 del
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>>87089
no


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.87091 del
>>87089
2short4me/10


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.87092 del
>>87086
come to innsbruck at around 5th of june, I will show you some rampas and proper Schnitzel


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.87093 del
>>87089
Drole.


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.87094 del
>>87089
Illegal


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:50 [Preview] No.87095 del
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>>87094
WRONG


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.87096 del
>>87095
/bert/ illegal


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.87097 del
>The Giro called on riders last Sunday to stop urinating in empty water bottles and then throwing them away. According to the organization, this could lead to undesirable situations if spectators, including children, subsequently pick them up.

who did it


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.87098 del
>>87097
and why


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.87099 del
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>>87092
i can't
that's when i am PEAKING for the race season


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.87100 del
>>87097
CAMPANAERTS for sure


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.87101 del
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>>87095
wrong innit, its not the fastest
more interesting is that even with such a radical design there is basically not much gain to be had over old ass aero bikes from 2018 or whatever or allrounder bikes kek
bike design is maxed out, its over for them


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.87102 del
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>>86753
adjusting


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.87103 del
>>87100
Wanted to post his face kek.


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.87105 del
>>87104
KEK, didn't know that part of the lore.
Funi how he is the immediate suspect for a psycho to do such things.


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:07 [Preview] No.87107 del
>>87102
van den berg could be good if he wasn't such a weakminded fraud these days


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.87108 del
>>87101
That's the point of Canyon Ultimate?


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.87109 del
>>87101
fucking hell, bianchi makes the ugliest bike in the peleton and it's not even good


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.87110 del
>>87101
Is this correct? Van rysel seems pretty good here


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:23 [Preview] No.87111 del
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>>87101
I like it.


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.87112 del
>>87110
Everyone that rides the van rysel says it's really fast


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.87113 del
>>87110
yes although the list was made by the stromm people it's a compilation of the results from the tour magazin test over the years.
It's not a complete list, there are some more bikes under 200 w that they didn't list. They cherry picked some results


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.87114 del
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>>87113
oh, right
>https://www.cyclingabout.com/fastest-aero-bikes-tour-magazine-wind-tunnel-test/
So, the new Merida Reacto 2x is just top 4 on the 1x list.


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.87115 del
>>87097
>Lennert Van Eetvelt (LOI) gets 200 CHF for urinating in public during the race (km 33) and damaging the image of the sport
>David De La Cruz (PQT) gets 500 CHF for inappropriate behaviour and damaging the image of the sport

These SICK FUCKS. Also I would send that Van Eetvelt urine straight to WADA


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.87116 del
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why did they piss into the bottle


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.87117 del
>>87108
wdym?


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.87118 del
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>>87115
>inappropriate behaviour


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.87119 del
>>87115
>Group 2 gets 500 CHF for slurping semen (km 141km) and damaging the image of the sport


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.87120 del
>>87116
for data


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.87121 del
>>87117
I meant to say
>What's the point of Canyon Ultimate?


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.87122 del
>>87121
I guess to sell bikes to people who want a slimmer look than the aeroad but from the stats alone it doesn't deserve to exist no
>not aero
>not light either
a 6500€ ultimate weights 7.42 kg while a 6500€ aeroad weights 7.6 kg per canyon website


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.87123 del
>>87121
what do you mean, it's canyon's climbing bike


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.87124 del
>>87121
I don't think pros use it at all anymore, but it's a a good everyday bike; Canyon seems to be cannibalizing it right now though by making the Endurace better and better


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.87125 del
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>>87122
I am looking at the Ultegra variant and it just looks ugly. Almost as ugly as my bike. Also it looks old.
7.28 kg at some 5.5 EUR though


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:54 [Preview] No.87126 del
>>87125
how about an used S-Works SL7


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.87127 del
>>87124
pretty sure the ultimate will either get a super light revamp or vanish from the lineup soon
>>87125
I think that hasn't been updated in forever. I also don't like it but I also don't like the look of any canyon bike in general


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.87128 del
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I pass a shop daily with this one in the window
I wish I had finnbert money


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.87129 del
>>87126
i got my SL6 secondhand for 1600, with some beater carbon wheelset
bikes were solved after the sl6


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.87130 del
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>>87127
The new endurance looks okay


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.87131 del
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>>87128
Haven't looked at a bike and thought 'I want that' for ages 2bh. I'm currently pondering a custom TI frame after todays ride but I'm conflicted because I would have to make it disc brake and that would kill my credibility because I've been very obnoxious about rim brake propaganda irl, if I abandon it I will never hear the end of it. Making the frame rim brake seems insane because of potential part supply issues sooner or later (probably sooner)


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.87132 del
>>87043
schnitzels here are barely recognisable if there isn't a fanta and a beer next to them


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 21:43 [Preview] No.87133 del
Could do with a schnitzel right now to be honest (to be honest)


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.87134 del
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remember there's a dunkerque velodrama tomorrow (today)


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 21:48 [Preview] No.87135 del
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>>87052
>Cool COOMMAN
what a name though


Bert 05/18/2026 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.87137 del
if nobert will give notes on the milanesas how is anybert supposed to improve


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.87138 del
>>87137
What?


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.87139 del
>>87131
There really isn't much we can do at that point, rim is a dead technology.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.87140 del
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=SA1TtrZ8AFo [Embed]
>using pedals


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.87141 del
>>87140
Nice aqueduc


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.87142 del
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>mads on altitude camp
Adjusting


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.87143 del
>>87142
Jorgenson riding already?


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.87144 del
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>>87142
>Picnic [] [] []


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.87145 del
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>>87144
Altitude stage in only the most extreme conditions for them


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.87146 del
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>>87145
Or would they dare tackle this one...


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.87147 del
Jan HIRT has a cold


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.87148 del
>>87145
do not disrespect my local rampa


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.87149 del
>>87148
Take the KOM and reign supreme


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.87150 del
>>87149
very much impossible for me I fear as it is all pros or (former) cat 1 riders, avg speed for the KOM is 43.7kph
fun fact: vismas very own Bart LEMON has the 3rd place spot from when he rode for my club


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.87151 del
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2min max was not fun and I feel I lost ~20W due to having to do this indoors and not being able to really use my upper body, but PR is a PR and now intervals says my FTP is 420W kek


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.87152 del
>>87145
amogus


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.87154 del
>>87153
And there goes my veloteam


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.87155 del
>>87153
Ate some bad fish my sources confide in me


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.87156 del
>>87153
Assassinatione by Italian chefs


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.87157 del
>>87155
What if it was that evil Lotto doctor and this was their plan all along... Infect everyone and then leave


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.87158 del
Imagine having to go all out for 45 minutes while having to take a shit and feeling sick


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.87159 del
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28 Jordi Meeus
22 Pavel Bittner
21 Jon Barrenetxea
19 Pierre Gautherat
19 Lewis Askey
14 Luke Lamperti
9 Rasmus Tiller
9 Laurence Pithie
8 Bryan Coquard
6 Sam Welsford
4 Jenthe Biermans
4 Thibaud Gruel
3 Hugo Hofstetter
3 CARLOS CANAL
2 Steffen De Schuyteneer
1 Tobias Müller
1 Marijn Van Den Berg
1 Danny Van Poppel
1 Joppe Heremans


>6=

4 Jordi Meeus Pavel Bittner Jon Barrenetxea Pierre Gautherat Lewis Askey Bryan Coquard
>MVDF
>OPTAKT ENJOYER
>BORING hansbull
>Slome Duikelaar


3 Jordi Meeus Pavel Bittner Jon Barrenetxea Pierre Gautherat Lewis Askey Luke Lamperti
>The Natty Gambit
>/pinot/
>Team Loving-KASIA


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.87160 del
>>87159
Since when is Canal out, I call bullshit, oh well


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.87161 del
>>87153
>memcogiro2023.png


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.87162 del
>>87159
>not spending 100 velocoins
cheapskates all of you


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.87163 del
>>87114
>hoods width 340mm
that alone puts it on top probably


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.87164 del
>>87159
Tobias Müller is an interesting secret pick, let it be known I considered this


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.87165 del
>>87159
Many axelgaard copies in this one


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.87166 del
I sometimes ride the same roads as Frank van den Broek and beat him on some segments (even though he doesnt know he is racing me). Let that be known.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.87167 del
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>>87143
of coursh


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.87168 del
FUCK, canal


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.87169 del
>>87165
u r an axelgaard copy


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.87170 del
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>>87153
very nice bert!


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.87171 del
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>>87170
You hate Red Bull that much?


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.87172 del
>>87171
was meant for >>87151


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.87173 del
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>>87172
Thought so but thanks for the (You)


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.87175 del
waar top gooner he


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.87176 del
Pwoar 104 RPM with dinnerplate


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.87177 del
What if gooner loses


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.87178 del
>>87177
to who ?


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.87179 del
How is Sjoerd BAX of all riders winning this


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.87180 del
Lel Larsen's fit looks so much worse than Ganna's


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.87181 del
Lol that time difference


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.87182 del
mind the gap
mind the gape


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.87183 del
He's gonna finish with an average well above 54 km/h


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.87184 del
Also Cavagna looks so shit from the back, hips swaying and legs tracking to the side. You see better TT form from middle-aged TT autists at the club level
Segaert looks nice though, good form.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.87185 del
I don't like gannas bike, he had a bright red one at some point last year that one looked much better


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 12:52 [Preview] No.87186 del
PHWOAR


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.87187 del
BIGANNA cucking all girthlets


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.87188 del
wish I was big and strong 2bh


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.87189 del
Top Ganna moment


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.87190 del
two minutes and four seconds


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.87191 del
I'm squeaking about any GC guy that gets within 2 minutes


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.87192 del
Broken PM vingo could do better


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.87193 del
>>87192
Almost 3 years on and I still haven't witnessed anything remotely close to that.

It's that and Plateau de Beille, the unholy duo.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.87194 del
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Must be a mistake in there, never heard of that Am*rican fella and he barely has any results in GTs


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.87195 del
Who said bahrain could TT? Look at my boy segaert, total jobber now


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.87196 del
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On my third day of De Lie issues, I can happily announce my first bonk of the year


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.87197 del
ganna won, there's no reason for the rest of the riders to start, just freeze the GC.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.87198 del
>>87196
What kind of a meal is that, is this taken from prison? Why are you in prison


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:34 [Preview] No.87199 del
>>87196
Jesus christ, student poverty meal this. Just missing ketchup


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.87200 del
>>87198
>>87199
on top of the alto, outside of the civilization


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.87201 del
did they make him take his TT champ kit off because he's not on the bike anymore?


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.87202 del
Valgren scored 337 w today. Just taking it easy, obviously. Would've expected a bit more even then, but apparently that's all you need.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.87203 del
Caruso the 42 rpm cadence god


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.87204 del
Billy Barta


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.87205 del
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Sjoerd Bax of all places.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.87206 del
nothing happening in Dunkirk hé


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.87207 del
these beaches look miserable


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.87208 del
>>87206
I knew I should have just picked Welsford and other slurping shitters


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.87209 del
>>87208
I had him and took him out once I saw the predictions


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.87210 del
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>>87208
I hoped for sam ackshun even more.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.87211 del
>>87202
Chris Juul not giving his actual average but saying he was targeting 360-380 w.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.87212 del
how does that fucking stale bread and sausage get more (You)s than me freshly simmering schnitzels


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.87213 del
If Rondel does a good TT I am going to squeak


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.87214 del
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What if HIRT Jan impresses


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.87215 del
>>87214
Then I will step in


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.87216 del
>>87214
then it's time to squeak


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.87217 del
>no visor
Gall..........


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.87218 del
What a dumbass helmet


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.87219 del
BIGMA BALLS IS UP


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.87220 del
Oh great another guy on the moto who can't speak English


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.87221 del
>O'connor
Peaking early or pas normal?


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.87222 del
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>>87221
Was clearly going up in form, convinced meself to him rather quickly after initial pic rel


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.87223 del
>>87217
No doubt they tested that. Some of the helmets aren't actually faster with a visor. Or it might be a tiny difference and he prefers riding without it.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.87224 del
is a rando really going to win in France?


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.87225 del
>>87224
No?


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.87226 del
>>87222
I mean in the TT, 4th first time point is kinda high


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.87227 del
Rondel so not normal there is no time


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.87228 del
Hirt #68 at T2. Phew.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.87229 del
>>87228
Good


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.87230 del
>>87225
he's looking good 2bqh


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.87231 del
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Maybe we should go after Arsenman?


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.87232 del
Hmm Rondel lost more than a minute on Arensgod (who is clean) on T1. Good


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.87233 del
That's it (hopefully) for SCARONI'S GC.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.87234 del
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tried to get a segment position back, but failed by 4 seconds... but 10w/kg for 50s, and I felt there was at least 0,5w/kg more


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.87235 del
Coomer bros looking good


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.87236 del
What the fuck is an Artem Shmidt


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.87237 del
Not so geil.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.87238 del
Arensgod going to 3rd


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.87239 del
>>87236
45s on peloton. Ogre.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.87240 del
>>87239
What the FUCK


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.87241 del
Jonas TERRIBLE


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.87242 del
Also a chute is due in these conditions.

Jonas KWAB.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.87243 del
>>87242
So what is this. Some random asshole rides away and everyone is like oh ok whatever?


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.87244 del
>>87239
jesus, what are they doing
bora has a super squad for this race


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.87245 del
>>87243
Maybe they have just asked your question >>87236
>>87244
Like 30 runners left, but they got 4 still.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.87246 del
peleton not even in frame behind lmao
well played I guess


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.87247 del
even chuted for him


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.87248 del
>>87247
Heh, the due chute was delivered. Guess Jordi and Pithie were finishing high.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.87249 del
>>87248
couldn't see shit, Meeus 2nd I think


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.87250 del
>>87249
Rat was second, Jordi second, Pthie turd.
>was not Pithie, MAGAgnotti, FUCK


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.87251 del
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Muller was a good pick


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.87252 del
>>87251
I fucking KNEW it


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.87253 del
That is not terrific Kirby, he lost a ton of time in the end


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.87254 del
Top 30 in, completely out of whack.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.87255 del
ofcourse bittner was the one who chuted
that team is cursed


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.87256 del
Jonas is terrible.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.87257 del
>>87254
Can't believe I didn't pick Mathias SANLAVILLE


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.87258 del
Vingo is not going to podium the tour


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.87259 del
>>87258
We know, we talked about this extensively


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.87260 del
Good job, Arensmeme


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.87261 del
Ganna proud of the arenskiwi


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.87262 del
>>87257
You didn't tell me about BOUQUET as well.
And who knew RABBIT would be this good.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.87263 del
I've seen enough, time for a shop ride.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.87264 del
Eulálio is dogshit but keeps pink because of how shit Jonas is


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.87265 del
Eulálio riding on pure SOVL


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.87266 del
beloki did kinda well


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.87267 del
damn vingo is BAD


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.87268 del
Cycling is over for cringegaard


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.87269 del
Jonas is slower than David de la Cruz now, he keeps losing positions


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.87270 del
Fish looking at bit scaled and gutted


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.87271 del
Vinegar might not win this Giro 2bqh


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.87272 del
wow that's brutal I wonder what the excuse will be


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.87273 del
Awful T3-Finish for Jonas


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.87274 del
Have we ever seen him this bad. Since his "transformation" of course


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.87275 del
the fish is gutted and filleted


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.87276 del
>>87272
the skinsuit ofcourse


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.87277 del
wasn't there something about the uci killing weird tt helmets? Why is the LAB bulb still a thing? Bygma balls


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.87278 del
Jonas will not even be allowed to service the BVLL tonight


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.87279 del
DNS tomorrow. Eulálio wins the Giro


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.87280 del
>>87277
only the head sock I thought


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.87281 del
BOC over Jonas lmao


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.87282 del
no top 10 for Jonas
Has it ever been so over?


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.87283 del
Gee is coming in hot this GT


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.87284 del
>>87283
Dieseling his way to a podium


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.87285 del
>>87284
shame he chuted that stage, I think he'd be 4th already otherwise


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.87286 del
me? I'm laughing at all ass key pickers


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.87287 del
>>87286
Where the FUCK was that asshole. I only picked him because he had #1 for some reason


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.87288 del
>>87286
and the gruel doubters


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.87289 del
Gall shipped a ton of time but he's still in a good position with how he's been climbing; not a total disaster


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.87290 del
Surely Jonas is sick. So who wins the Il Giro


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.87291 del
>>87290
option 1: Gall if he doesn't randomly lose it in some descent
option 2: arensman eats the final kiwi


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.87292 del
>>87290
BIG THYMEN


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.87293 del
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>>87054
So, my prediction was Gall would lose 1:18 and he ended up losing 1:22.

I'll be waiting patiently for my apology :-)


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.87294 del
I can't believe it there's another day of 50% chance I ride into downpour
fuck it we gaan


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.87295 del
>>87277
2027 season I believe


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.87296 del
>>87293
why did you poison the vismas


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.87297 del
>>87294
raining all afternoon here, I'll keep the clouds busy


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.87298 del
holy moral victory, fishman saved a lot of matches today
dopagačarchuds should be VERY afraid


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.87299 del
The rumour is Bart Lemmen will be Visma's captain for Tour de France.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 16:31 [Preview] No.87300 del
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someone's a been eating too many apples


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.87301 del
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Just started sumo!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.87302 del
so what are the GC odds now? Jonas is weak, very weak, but his competition is even weaker. remco could have won this edition of the Giro unironically.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.87303 del
>>87302
Shouldn't change much. Today went about as expected surely.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 16:44 [Preview] No.87304 del
>>87302
>1 gall
>2 vinegar
>3 arensman


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 16:49 [Preview] No.87305 del
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hm


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.87306 del
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>>87305


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.87307 del
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>SEXASS GC odds now better than VINGEGAARD HANSEN


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.87308 del
>>87307
He's gonna pull a pelizzari and kwab many veloteams


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 16:58 [Preview] No.87309 del
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>>87305
>BONK


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.87310 del
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>>87309
I ate something fishy on friday and since saturday it has been very peculiar. Didn't eat much whole weekend. It was a miracle I dared to ride today, fortunately the durchstop I took this morning worked.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.87311 del
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I need a bidon recommendation.
These Elite Fly 950ml I have been buying are okay for the cleanable mouthpiece, but they leak, all of them.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.87312 del
>>87311
they only start leaking when you take off the mouthepiece a few times
t. knower
but you really don't want to go back to non removable trust me


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.87313 del
>>87311
the elite fly are meant for racing and have a lightweight construction. I'm more than happy with the elite corsa.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.87314 del
>>87312
surprisingly they leak from the screw, not from the mouthpiece, which is disappointing
>>87313
alright, thanks


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.87315 del
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>PIDCVCK and Grug at the Moravian Novigrad MTB


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.87316 del
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>>87311
I am using the same andriolo aquamax 750ml since 2005

these bottle caps are the best bar none


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 17:50 [Preview] No.87317 del
>>87311
the tacx bottles with the black twisting top are leakproof, very good quality and they fit on any tacx bottle


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.87319 del
>>87318
now post the prices


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.87320 del
>>87319
not sure that's relevant as price will not be an issue to our resient paypigs


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.87322 del
Seems like I will have to downscale to 750ml, where the selection is much BIGGER. 1l bidons for big boys are almost non-existent in these trying times.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.87323 del
>>87302
>>87304
>+0:27
WASHED


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.87324 del
>>87302
I wish del dopo was here. Fucking chutes man 🔔


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 18:39 [Preview] No.87325 del
>>87311
Probably not relevant to you since they don't come in Grande (710ml max), but Camelbak Podium bottles are lovely in every other way.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 18:49 [Preview] No.87326 del
>>87324
I wish memco was here for some spice


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.87327 del
>>87326
He would crack brutale on every climb and we would get a new hilarious excuse every time. Today he would have won thoughever.


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.87328 del
>>87327
he would have been in pink today inshallah


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.87329 del
>>87326
last we saw of him was so weak I fear he would've been behind pelli and hindlel


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.87330 del
>SHMIDT Artem
>Place of birth: Cumming
okay


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.87332 del
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GC. >>87331


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.87333 del
>>87330
da, that's where he's coming from


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.87335 del
>>87324
I thought he was never supposed to be there?


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.87336 del
>>87334
Whats your Giro team?


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 19:52 [Preview] No.87337 del
>>87335
Wouldn't know anything about that but this giro is definitely winnable for him


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.87338 del
>>87337
DEL TORO ROMERO has been shadowbanned my dear bert


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.87339 del
>>87337
Seixas would be hype


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.87340 del
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i forgot about this dopeur


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.87341 del
>>87340
which doper is that?


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.87342 del
>>87341
Njal, of coursh


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.87343 del
>>87341
Jan HIRT


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 20:15 [Preview] No.87344 del
>>87341
ah last time I checked he got dropped in rooning


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.87346 del
>>87344
for >>87342 of coursh


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 20:48 [Preview] No.87347 del
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Slovenia has beaten Czech'em in ICE HOCKEY of all places and now they are on track to beat Slovakia as well
Literally ZERO (nada) shame in that country


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.87348 del
I'm sad for Carapaz since he loves the Giro, but I do want to see him on the TdF podium again


Bert 05/19/2026 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.87349 del
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>trainerroad published the average power profile of their clients sorted by age group
what the hell the average bert is in the top 5% or something unironically


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.87350 del
>>87349
it's easy to mog nearly everyone who might unironically pay to rape


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.87351 del
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>>87349
Intervals.icu chads keep on winning


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.87352 del
>>87349
I think this also reflects on average TR workouts, like where do they ever even have people doing 5s max efforts? 60min max reflects some sweetspot 5x9min meme at 87% etc. Hell the average user probably struggles with anything longer than a 60min workout.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.87353 del
>>87351
this, so much this
you DO donate to r david...don't you bert?


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.87354 del
>>87352
5 and 20 minutes should be closed to max and it's still quite low


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.87355 del
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This was after 16km of flat TT, what happened?


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.87356 del
>>87351
that chart for me is so depressing lol


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.87357 del
>>87356
Lots of big guys there I guess


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.87358 del
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Finally


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.87359 del
>>87358
Release me from this rainy prison coach, I'm ready


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.87360 del
>>87358
same here, some BIG rides are coming on the weekend. talking multiple 200kms


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.87361 del
>>87360
I want to see D+ bert, doctor's orders


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.87362 del
>>87361
there will be some elevation, but I am still in Vienna


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.87363 del
>>87362
Take the train to Bruck/Mur and ride back through the hills


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.87364 del
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>>87363
>>87362
I have something like that planned, just have to make the train schedule work


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.87365 del
>>87364
looks like a sweet route, is it gravel?
for me I don't like the train part, also I am broke as shit atm so no moneys for the public transportation anyways, gotta pedal my way around


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.87366 del
>>87365
Shitty roads mostly, might actually just take the gravel for it


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.87367 del
>>87365
And yeah train is not optimal but the 15 first and last km of every ride is the same it starts to get boring. Even my long commute uses the same roads I'm getting a bit cazy


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.87369 del
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Cursed


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.87370 del
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What's this guy's fucking problem


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.87371 del
>>87370
What brand are those bottles? Must be super resistant


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.87372 del
>>87370
why piss in the bidon anyways?


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.87373 del
>>87372
Give it to jonas for it's doping test


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.87374 del
I'm pretty sure decathlon and visma have some remorse today and let ciccone win


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.87375 del
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surely today is a GC day (Joonas gets exposed)


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.87376 del
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It is always over for someone, this time for my Hell of the North booties. Don't have an exact count nor Strava archives, almost don't export it anymore but I have gotten a good 10k out of them.
They're not dead yet technically but better not ride on them too far from home so I don't beat Brtek's walk of shame record.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.87377 del
>>87376
those turbo cottons are indestructible, got very decent mileage out of mine


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.87378 del
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>>87376
it's so tiresome


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.87379 del
>>87376
bring it to the shop, I'm replacing chain today


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.87380 del
poor cicco, but publicly whining about not being allowed to win surely didnt help


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.87381 del
>>87380
Never seen any rider act like a stage is owed to him...it's very easy to guarantee a stage win, cross the finish line first


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.87382 del
>>87381
Wtf... Has the code been cracked...


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.87383 del
Jensi just mentioned this gem:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X24D4qDYMn4 [Embed]


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.87384 del
>>87377
I get like 7k out of GP5000s with TPU inners. Less than 1 flat per year.
I dont understand how people burn through tires 2 times a year


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.87385 del
>>87384
I absolutely DEMOLISH my back tire on the gravel bike. Road is fine


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.87386 del
>>87349
I think they polished these numbers up a bit as a selling point:
>join us and you'll be in the top 5% Bert. Im not falling for it. All the people i ride with under 40 are 100 watts faster than this.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.87387 del
>>87384
I might have to switch mine soon, got some bad flatspots from having to break for idiots jumping on the road with baby strollers and such


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.87388 del
wtf, let cicco win 😡😡


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.87389 del
>>87388
This, so much this


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.87390 del
>Ganna wants to win
>Does an insane TT averaging 55kph for over 40km, puts minutes into rest of the podium
>Cicco wants to win
>Expects other riders to sit up and let him ride away
>Cries
What a bitch


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.87391 del
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victories are won
not given


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.87392 del
I REALLY need some bettiol points


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.87393 del
>>87392
I told you that was not a good idea Bert


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.87394 del
>>87393
Obviously I knew but I felt like 6pts was a decent price for picking my boy


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.87395 del
Giulio deserves to win this stage because he just does, okay???!! Sit down, be humble


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.87396 del
I mean a good shaped bettiol could win today


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.87397 del
>>87396
If today was in 2019 sure


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.87398 del
Planckaert parcheggio totale


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.87399 del
>>87397
WC 2023 after riding giro-tour to lose 10kg he was TOP 5 classic rider again


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.87400 del
>>87399
It's over Bert


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.87401 del
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>>87400


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.87402 del
Good stage though, great day to stay home and take all the zoom meetings


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.87403 del
>>87402
For me it's doing a Puck Moonen and lie in the sun all day


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.87404 del
VAI CICCO


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.87405 del
>>87403
Are you staying in sanremo or moving out a bit? I assume you're going to see the giro tomorrow?


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.87406 del
Reeee why is that Van Der Lee and not Valgren, save my veloteam


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.87407 del
>>87405
No I am near Imperia, tomorrow I will go to the start and maybe throw piss at sulphurous riders


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.87408 del
Oh great Narvaez again


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.87409 del
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Final parcours. Lots of snoozers have to admit


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.87410 del
leggnesund ded


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.87411 del
>>87409
Alpe d'Huez two days in a row? What is this shit, are we running out of mountains


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.87412 del
>>87409
5 flat sprints if all goes well? MERLIERbros, don't think we will be that much of a hot shit.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.87413 del
>>87412
6-7 more like


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.87414 del
runners going solo all over the place


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.87415 del
Narvaez absolutely pas normal


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.87416 del
>Narvaez
Getting my piss bidon ready


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.87417 del
Lmao


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.87418 del
>>87413
7,8,11,12,17


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.87419 del
This is fucking ridiculous


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.87420 del
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Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.87421 del
At least the clean riders Barguil and Rolland now also made it


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.87422 del
The mythical Polti train has awoken


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.87423 del
>It became clear that Jonas is not as strong on this course. That doesn't worry us further. He didn't have a bad day, let's say an average day. The Giro is still very long and we are still in a very good position.
Visma has no worries and everything is going fine!


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.87424 del
I've seen enough, van eetvelt will win the giro


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.87425 del
>>87423
They are banking on other teams being too scared to test him
And I am afraid, rightfully so


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.87426 del
Ineos?


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.87427 del
>>87425
Gall/Decathlon tried already on Sunday and surely will try again, even if only to attack Arseman.
But what difference does it make? Jonas has been clearly the strongest climber so far, and the TT does not give reason to assume that has changed. Arseman and Gall and the rest will not suddenly drop him and gain minutes on him, unless Jonas gets sick or chutes or has a really bad day.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.87428 del
Bettiol parcheggio


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.87429 del
>>87425
Richie would have unironically won


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.87430 del
These two retards are going to bring Narvaez to the finishline of course. I am OUT


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.87431 del
>>87430
Scaroni will win


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.87432 del
>>87431
Impossible to beat that RAT


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.87433 del
>>87427
I didnt see the TT, only highlight, but Joonas looked DEAD and GONE at the meta


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.87434 del
Wow and abandon. Really totale >>87398


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.87435 del
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what is the point of Alexandre Anatolyevich VLASOV?


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.87436 del
>>87435
he's a satellite rider today


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.87437 del
CHUTE SCARONI


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.87438 del
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ABANDON TJOTTA Martin
Chute EETVELT


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.87439 del
2 of my veloteams in 1 chute


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.87440 del
>>87439
Same and already 2 riders out too. Grim


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.87441 del
gotta wear gloves


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.87442 del
I prefer the feeling of bare hands, but if I was a pro where chuting was a real risk I would never not wear gloves


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.87443 del
what a descent


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.87444 del
vingegaard pulling the peloton. I'm glad visma relegated him to the role of helper for grande piganzoli


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.87445 del
>barguil wheel slurping for top 10
how low can you go


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.87446 del
Scaroni very strong


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.87448 del
Mas, Mas, you HAVE to drop Narvaez


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.87449 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE ENRIQUE MAS NICOLAU


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.87450 del
>mas asking for a turn
enric bros are we a little daft


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.87451 del
yes well, let me try to jinx the outcome
narvaezwinslol


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.87452 del
>>87451
you mean navarez


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.87453 del
>>87452
thanks Séan


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.87454 del
>>87439
>Multiple veloteams
UCI, arrest this man


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.87455 del
Did Mas even try to accelerate at all in the climb?
Dude looks like a UAE domestique


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.87456 del
>>87451
he couldn't have asked for a better situation


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.87457 del
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man those kitwankers


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.87458 del
what a big gc day


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.87459 del
>>87455
please understand, this is what technical perfection looks like


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.87460 del
remember when Mas brutally humiliated Z2 pogacar
I miss him


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.87461 del
what if Narvaez lets Mas win....


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.87462 del
NOW PITHIE and ASKEY are on the podium.
Thanks.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.87463 del
Mas you DUMB PIECE OF SHIT


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.87464 del
lmao Mas immediately pulling


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.87465 del
>>87458
man the giro is crazy 🥱


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.87466 del
>>87462
why couldn't those jobbers perform yesterday when it mattered (for my velogame)?


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.87467 del
>>87463
I'm going to have a stroke


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.87468 del
>>87463
he NEEDS this 2nd place


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.87469 del
spanish speaking ciclismo isn't about high iq strategy


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.87470 del
now he accelerates


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.87471 del
I can't handle this shit. Turning it off for real now


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.87472 del
>>87463
reminder that he wears womens clothing unironically


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.87473 del
>>87471
but what if Mas smokes him in the sprint


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.87474 del
>>87473
150km ride this weekend if he does


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.87475 del
Mas please...


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.87476 del
>>87475
you really want more?


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.87477 del
yea bro tighten those shoes LOL


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.87478 del
>>87476
that was at his 2 second "acceleration"


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.87479 del
NEW THREAD:
>>87447
>>87447
>>87447


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.87489 del
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gianetti give me a raise or I will join neetcompany


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