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/cyc/ - general Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No. 88444
slurpage edition

>Current and upcoming road races
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
20.05 - 24.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
21.05 - 24.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
22.05 - 24.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
24.05 Grand Prix Criquielion 1.1
24.05 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.Pro
25.05 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.1
25.05 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE
28.05 - 31.05 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 31.05 Bretagne Ladies Tour 2.1
30.05 - 07.06 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
01.06 - 05.06 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
03.06 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
04.06 - 06.06 Tour of Estonia 2.1
06.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro
07.06 Dwars door de Westhoek 1.1 WE
07.06 Alpes Gresivaudan Classic 1.1 WE
07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT
10.06 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro
13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
14.06 GP Gippingen 1.1
14.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>87447


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.88481 del
first for break wins


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.88490 del
Record time for my escape from the last thread


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.88491 del
c'mooooon give the break some motopacing


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.88492 del
honestly some juicy chutes is about the only entertainment we could get out of this stage
alright the sprint teams may still chute but its not the same if there's no gc on the line


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.88493 del
Kubis reduced to some chasing jobber


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.88494 del
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dink dink dink dink


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.88495 del
>>88492
I think we're almost guaranteed some juicy chutes


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.88496 del
>hyping up the break


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.88497 del
I hope the break makes it, nothing brings me more joy seeing teams like FDJ sit there with 5 leadouts not able to sprint


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.88498 del
Is Picnic PostNL in this race


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.88499 del
>>88498
who?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.88500 del
organizers should do a tour de hongrie and declare the 5km mark also the finish line of the race


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.88501 del
>>88496
I'm starting to believe


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.88502 del
Ganna hasn't even been deployed yet. He can probably pull 20 seconds back by himself


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.88503 del
quick step didn't waste their helpers until the very end.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.88504 del
>neutralizes the stage
>still in the peleton
insulting kinda


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.88505 del
Lol @ EF Education rider whiffing on multiple bidons


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.88506 del
at some point the break will start playing around and lose 20 seconds
that dversnes dude can actually sprint a little so he'll be the first


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.88507 del
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>>88505
Imagine being a soigneur at the side of a road staring at a pedalton doing 65 km/h straight at you and your rider reaches out for a bottle


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.88508 del
Gee?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.88509 del
>>88506
He also looks like the stronger runner though


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.88510 del
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On secondary inspection, the cable looks fucked.
After 50k km, it's probably time for a replacement
I will bring it to the shop tomorrow, I already spent enough time on it as it is #JustPaypigThings


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.88511 del
>>88508
based


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.88512 del
gee-west pulling lol


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.88513 del
>>88510
Just do it yourself, it's easy


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.88514 del
>>88508
>gap starts growing immediately
lol


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.88515 del
>>88510
>Having cables
>Calling oneself a paypig
Strange


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.88516 del
JAYCO TO THE RESCUE


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.88517 del
>>88510
>On secondary inspection, the cable looks fucked.
>After 50k km, it's probably time for a replacement
um, after 2 seasons you should replace your cables anyway.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.88518 del
>>88506
at a certain point I think you want to be part of a winning break as much as you want the stage itself


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.88519 del
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>>88510
>50k km on one cable
wat


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.88520 del
TSD
S
D


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.88521 del
Wew, finally here to watch the finish of this flat stage. Let's see what has happened today!
>16 km neutralised the day after Jonas grabs pink
Death to Vismoids ASAP


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.88522 del
I am here. Can't see SHIT on tiz


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.88523 del
respect for Gee
>meanwhile fdj and picnig with 50 guys just wheelsucking


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.88524 del
>>88522
still waiting for the flag of the Maltese Falcon to show up here


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.88526 del
fuck off FDJ


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.88527 del
>>88524
I am at the airport. Flight is of course delayed so hopefully tonight


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.88528 del
It's ogre I think


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.88529 del
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By allah the """teams""" chasing the break will get KWAKED at the sprint


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.88530 del
>>88525
Hey it works again. Thanks Bert


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.88531 del
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>>88527
I thought you went there by car


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.88532 del
Alpecin? For who???


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.88533 del
>>88532
PLOWRIGHT


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.88534 del
>>88532
the ghost of groves


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.88535 del
>>88522
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CtJb8GuTwy0 [Embed]


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.88536 del
>>88527
and you trust your car to blend in with the locals with your yellow numberplate while you leave it behind in Italy?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.88537 del
>>88535
this post would get you banned on 4chan


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.88538 del
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>>88531
To Malta? Yes Bertacek, next time I will consider driving there


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.88539 del
They've put the moto in front lmao


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.88540 del
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do you believe in miracles?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.88541 del
hahahahahaha YES


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.88542 del
kwabbed,
TOTAL
SPRINTER
DEATH


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.88543 del
>>88536
Well I paid 80 eurodollars to have it stay at some supposedly safe parking lot


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.88544 del
Moto wins again, how surprising


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.88545 del
KWAB

DNSfest next tuesday


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.88546 del
well well well, look who joked about it earlier today: >>88391


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.88547 del
That looked like a dangerous celebration


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.88548 del
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Good
TSD


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.88549 del
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norway no gay


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.88550 del
I was told to take Dversnes off my team...


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.88551 del
>>88538
I missed that episode, I thought you were stuck in some italian tunnel still


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.88552 del
Italians kwabbed


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.88553 del
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drink faxe kondi


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.88554 del
I picked this guy in multiple velogames and never was I rewarded once


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.88555 del
huge for points jersey, too, swung way towards Narvaez with this


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.88556 del
Love a good breakaway win


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.88557 del
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>>88553
It's pretty good.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.88558 del
Best possible ending for such a stage


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.88559 del
>>88554
Nobody is allowed to complain unless you have 4 DNF


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.88560 del
>>88554
Such is life, at least Bais scored a lot of points, too


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.88561 del
>>88559
well he's not on my team right now is he


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.88562 del
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>>88555
this one is worth 50 points according to the roadbook


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.88563 del
When you can level a frame using the race profile, the sprinters have no one to blame but themselves


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.88564 del
Excuse me, where is Milan?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.88565 del
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random Mielke in the back and Milan not giving a shit


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.88566 del
>>88564
didn't even sprint


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.88567 del
>>88564
14th, great. Behind Lonardi and Froidevaux


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.88568 del
>>88562
>fatty filter 10km away from the finish
BASED


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.88569 del
>>88564
>>88564
What do you mean? The race finished in Milan, it's right there


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.88570 del
>>88564
in Milan


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.88571 del
God bless the boys of the breakaway for salvaging what should have been an absolute slurper


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.88572 del
>>88549
>>88553
>>88557
Kino


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.88573 del
>>88571
and god bless the motobikes


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.88574 del
Is the barodeur the most kino rider style?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.88575 del
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he nearly pulled a vidrel


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.88576 del
Polti having two riders saved the break from Shenanigans at the end.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.88577 del
>51.391 km/h
milan bros, we were promised 35km/h


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.88578 del
>>88575
Hehehe. Good thing the VAR was there so the winner could be decided


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.88579 del
sprinters kwabbed in Grand Prix Criquielion also
TOTAL
SPRINTER
DEATH


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.88580 del
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Dad got collected. Sucks.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.88581 del
>>88573
Walscheid whinging like mad about motos lol. Didn't look bad to me on the laps - moto in front of the pedalton as well anyway - was it bad on the rest of the stage?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.88582 del
>>88580
happens to the best of us (not me). which reminds me, I saw a 70 year old on the latest s-works tarmac the other day.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.88583 del
>>88580
F , is he alright


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.88584 del
>>88580
Collected as in deceased? Or just his collarbone?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.88585 del
>>88581
TTT also
his argument was: we went so fucking fast at the end, it's impossible for 4 guys to stay ahead without help


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.88586 del
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KEK, only now I'm seeing the thread photo.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.88587 del
>>88582
I think you should probably buy your final bike in your 60s. Buying a new bike in your 70s feels like hubris or something.
>>88583
>>88584
Collarbone krak. Needed surgery but should be okay from there eventually. Hoping for Herentals results.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.88588 del
>>88585
both groups clearly had massive motopacing
that's just circuits with the gorillion motos they have in races these days


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.88589 del
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>>88587
You'll just run a few errands for him and he will be fine in a month.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.88590 del
>>88587
was he wearing a helmet? my parents still refuse to wear one and I've told them a million times and they just won't listen


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.88591 del
>>88590
Yeah, not an issue here fortunately. Sucks when you have to raise your parents (or accept they're putting themselves at risk).


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.88592 del
>>88589
Hello. I was just in MONTECASSINO and every sign was in Polish (and Italian of course). What the hell is up with that


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.88593 del
>>88591
Had this with a grandparent and seat belts. "Oh I'll just hold it so it looks like I'm wearing it if we see a cop". No man, that's not why we wear it!


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.88594 del
>>88593
der boomer


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.88595 del
>>88592
WW2 battle when stupid Pol-acks again took the brunt of a suicidal attack on the monastery, eventually taking it.
There's a pretty scenic cemetery as well, guess now we have signs in Polish.
Heroism good and all, let them rest in peace, but there are too many Monte Cassino, Arnhem, Somosierra, too few Vienna, Grunwald, Chocim.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.88596 del
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>Teriyaki-Honey


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.88597 del
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Come on, Bert, watch the last day of Natsu Basho with us!
30 mins.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.88598 del
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I ran out of "new" ideas rather quickly
And I don't know why the colours are fucked up


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.88599 del
>>88596
I had this exact dish yesterday


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.88600 del
>>88598
add Remco to islamic studies


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.88601 del
>>88599
heh, just Bert things
very good stuff


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.88602 del
I don't like salmon. Unless it's wild it's way too fat


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.88603 del
>>88602
more for me I guess


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.88604 del
I've been eating canned fish a lot recently. Honestly they're pretty good for 0 efforts it's perfect


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.88605 del
>>88602
Doing one right now on my new pigged air fryer with grill.
Liked it more in the past, now I just buy it because it is too cheap when on sale, that also makes my tinfoil tingle about what the jew has fed it.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.88606 del
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BAISED


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.88607 del
>>88598
>no diesel engine specialist


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.88608 del
It was by popular (Bertine) request.
I like it too, but next time it will be roast beef burritos.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.88609 del
>>88602
>>88608


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.88610 del
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>>88605
>air fryer with grill
wait, air fryers are air assisted grills, no?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.88611 del
>>88610
No it's more of a convection oven on steroids

Grills use direct heat on a grate

Which is different than barbecue


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.88612 del
>>88610
>>88611
What Bert says, airfryer is just fancy word for a plain old oven but small, which you can also put on the countertop.
You can have extras like a grill or even space for pellet thus kinda bbqing.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.88613 del
love my air fryer, for simple food it's just so fast and good
probably doesn't help my normal oven is ass


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.88616 del
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jesus


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.88617 del
>>88616
>DSQ
r a r e


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.88618 del
>>88617
headbutting a guy off his bike mid sprint speed should probably be a 6 month ban or something


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.88619 del
>>88616
>...is excluded from the Giro for having given a blow to the head of Donaldson during the sprint. The Brit is entombed in his suite. The
He killed him?!?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.88620 del
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>>88619
Beautiful misheard lyrics.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.88621 del
>>88618
Heh, when Renshaw got DSQ for headbutting a guy in the 2010 Tour, he was back racing three weeks later. Although that didn't cause any crash


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.88622 del
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Hmm


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.88623 del
>>88622
GOD BLESS THE USA


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.88624 del
>>88621
Thought about this asshole immediately as well heh.
>>88622
Duuuude..


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.88625 del
>>88622
assgreen..


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.88626 del
>>88616
just saw a clip of that, metal as fuck


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.88627 del
>>88626
I wanted to post it but I can't capture sporza with obs for some reason


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.88629 del
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>>88628


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.88630 del
>Tim Torn Teutenberg fuming on Eurosport: >"Everyone who understand cycling know that it was bit of a joke today. I don't know what was the mission of the organizers, they wanted to show how cars and morbikes influence the race. This was bullshit."
moto gate, all of lidl is fuming


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.88631 del
>>88630
Is anyone SLAMMING the moto runners though


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.88632 del
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the gain from motopacing is enormous even if the moto is 10m ahead


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.88633 del
>>88632
bertacek, post the volta webm of the car pushing the rider if you would please


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.88635 del
Ok I am still alive. Let's see what my flag does
>inb4 Malawi


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.88636 del
>>88635
it's the jew from malta


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.88637 del
>>88635
poland but sideways!


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.88638 del
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>>88632
>>88633
heh, nothing personel


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:44 [Preview] No.88639 del
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>>88636
>>88637
I liked my Mongolian flag the best. I miss Mongolia


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:44 [Preview] No.88640 del
>>88635
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0 [Embed]


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.88641 del
>>88639
I liked my Egyptian flag, I'm not sure where it went

Inshallah it shall return


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.88642 del
>>88638
now this is podracing


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.88643 del
>>88639
I miss the story when Autismbert went camping to Susingen, only to get mauled by bears.
Or maybe I remember it wrong


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.88644 del
>>88638
epic-methods.webm


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.88645 del
>>88643
I have NO idea what Susingen is


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.88646 del
Hey that looks pretty nice. Why didn't I go there


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.88647 del
>>88645
The mountain lake near Shymkent, please attention to your trip


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.88648 del
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Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.88649 del
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>>88647
I remember some lake there but I don't think that was it, it didn't look very impressive at all


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.88650 del
>>88648
Lol surely Unzué didn't say exactly that and this is a translation thing. He would be right though


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.88651 del
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Fucking OWLS, screaming everyday for 2-3 hours in the evening. Feed them mom and dad, snatch a chihuahua or something if there are no rodents around. Bober may be a bit big for airlift.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.88652 del
>>88598
waar KUSS


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.88653 del
>>88651
>Berts continually deafened by owls and frogs
Citychads we can't stop winning


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:01 [Preview] No.88654 del
>>88653
I live in a city


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.88655 del
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>>88654
A real city kills off any attempted wild owl population with rat poison and herpes


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.88656 del
>>88653
City for my town is a big word but I live downtown.
I don't know how many chicks are in the nest but it is this sound, interval is 2-5 seconds, 2 hours straight at least.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MmYK5cCfBMg [Embed]

>>88655
Floyded.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.88657 del
>>88655
ain't never heard an owl in my life I'm the frog man
I hope to upgrade to owls by September though


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.88658 del
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Sepp....no....


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.88659 del
>>88658
I KNEW it. Am*ricans are disgusting


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.88660 del
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>>88658
uh oh kussbert


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.88661 del
>>88650
He does say that he didn't understand that Mas was talking about aiming for the podium before the race. And that he may have felt good in training but that the races are the real test and Mas has failed that test. Basically, he says that Mas was huffing hopium to give himself confidence.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.88662 del
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>Vingegaard 2.75
>Ciccone 3.25
>Rubio 13
>Poels 13
>Hirt 13
>Gall 19
>Mas Nicolau 19
>Hindley 29
>Christen 29
>Pellizzari 41
>Bernal Gomez 41
>Arrieta 41
>Harper 41
>Piganzoli 41
>Arensman 51
>Kuss 51
>Caruso 51
...
>Vlasov 67
>Zana 81
>Beloki 81
>West 151


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.88663 del
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Grand Prix Antwert Port Epic / Sels Trophy tomorrow

Last year it was a BIG upset (a TSD, one might say) with Timo KIELICH winning sprint a duet over Rasmus WALLIN.
WALLIN has been then unceremonially FIRED from UNO-X mobility and has been scraping the barrel's end at various danish clubs.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.88664 del
>>88662
LET. CICCO. WIN.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.88665 del
>>88663
Don't forget to make you are team


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.88666 del
>>88658
BASED


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.88668 del
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whole-grain walnut sourdough


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 23:35 [Preview] No.88669 del
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Hotel booked for Montreal, weekend of the men's RR. Anyone else?

>>88668
Very nice. Do you add walnut oil? and if so what stage? I've been meaning to try a walnut loaf.

>>88621
Mark Renshaw, *sips* ahhhh now that was a proper runner.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.88670 del
>>88669
gonna try to make it to Montréal next year for the race, we'll be busy moving this year

no walnut oil, I've never added it and the walnuts do a great job infusing through the bread on their own (if you do use it, add sparingly and mix it when you mix the main dough)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.88671 del
>The Enhanced Games (TEG) is an upcoming multi-sport event. Founded by Australian businessman Aron D'Souza, it plans to allow athletes to use performance-enhancing substances without being subject to drug tests
I wonder how many of our beloved riders will participate in this event.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 00:26 [Preview] No.88672 del
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>>88669
I've floated idea to Bertina. May be logistically difficult with a baby


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.88673 del
>>88672
>webm
Don't let MAL catch you like that


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.88674 del
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And we're back at it


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.88675 del
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while degreasing my chains, one of them just spontaneously disassembled themselves and completely fell apart wtf


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.88676 del
>>88675
Bertacekesque
Mileage on the chain?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.88677 del
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>>88656
They were still yapping at 3am.
Considering calling the cops on their abusive parents.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.88678 del
>>88676
chaintester says all good, but I threw it after 3 of the pins just fell out. it was the chain I rode 7h yesterday, I wonder how that held together


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.88679 del
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This guy really only trains with his dad and brother
I wonder if he even talks to other people in his team


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.88680 del
Maybe some are interested. Posted sumo highlights during basho, starting here >>>/sp/302009


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.88681 del
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drivetrain absolutely caked in shit


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.88682 del
>>88681
On my way home from delivering me bike to the bike shop
Anton Kolesarovic still has space for more


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.88683 del
>>88671
They just broke some swimming record (clean sport)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.88684 del
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Back from early ride. Nice weather


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.88685 del
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Rampas and Patou


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.88686 del
>>88685
You might ask, why do shepards need wolf-killing dogs 20km away from Montpellier? That a good question. Unrelated but L'Aid is in two days so our boy Remco can have some nice sheep


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.88687 del
>>88685
Nice dog.

>>88686
>You might ask
I might not. It's normal here.
>wolf-killing dogs 20km away from Montpellier
Migrants. Might want to rape the sheep too.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.88688 del
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>>88684


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.88689 del
>>88688
kek


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.88690 del
>>88656
My last apartment had a very industrious woodpecker living outside who woke me up at 6am almost everyday through the spring and summer. Birds are amazing creatures but they have a great capacity for noise.

>>88685
beautiful


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.88691 del
Tommaso Dati absolutely pummeling the competition in Japan


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.88692 del
>>88691
He's done a fair bit of Euro pummeling this season. Astana will sign him and he'll have 15 wins in 2027


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.88693 del
>>88692
UKYO, Bert. He will silently "disappear" soon and then return after two years


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.88694 del
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Can't wait


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.88695 del
>>88675
classic sram


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.88696 del
WE LIVE IN FRANCE


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.88697 del
Has this been the most boring 2 weeks of gt ever?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.88698 del
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>>88697
>most boring 2 weeks of gt ever
now hold on


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.88699 del
>>88697
I would say this is average giro


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.88700 del
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>rest day


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.88701 del
>>88697
The 2022 Giro is a strong contender, but back then we didn't know the winner beforehand. Also maybe the one where Petacchi won 8 stages before the second rest day, but I did not see that one


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.88702 del
>>88697
Standard Giro fare


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.88703 del
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>Still pouring rain
>No hope of riding
>These are the races on today
Kill me


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.88704 del
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>>88703
needful?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.88705 del
>>88702
>>88699
Fair enough


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.88706 del
>>88703
haven't seen rain in months its only sun all day all night all year


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.88707 del
>>88704
Surely


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.88708 del
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reminder that brtek gets 50k km out of one cable (it hasn't even broken)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.88709 del
>>88708
All the cables on my 10 years old alu bikes are the same as the ones I've bought. I have like 30k km on it.

My grx rear derailleur one breaks every 6 months


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.88710 del
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About to paypig Thule WingBars.
(yes, I NEED aero)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.88711 del
>>88710
Good, we need any oil saving we can get at the moment


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.88712 del
>Women died during hyrox
>1 boomer died during some 10k race, 20 or so hospitalized
Berts please take it easy


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.88713 del
>>88712
>people so weak they literally die to minor exertion
berts take it hard, don't end up like that


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.88714 del
>>88712
>>88713
Many people have legitimately never pushed themselves to their limit.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.88715 del
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>>88708
Is it really THAT much?
Keep in mind I don't ride 24/7 in a rain like you do


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.88716 del
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Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.88717 del
>Forgot to make a team for Antwerp Port Epic
FUCK


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.88718 del
>>88715
Actually, is it a FD cable?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.88719 del
>>88717
I already made this joke


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.88720 del
>>88716
Didn't this guy himself say all the time that they were like Pog and Jonas but he was going to be Pog


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.88721 del
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>>88716
>set the bar too high
he could just ride underneath it though


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.88722 del
>>88716
there's no way he'll ever develop, we'll never see him do anything. Especially since he's at lotto
>>88721
kek


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.88723 del
>>88719
Yes but no one laughed


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.88724 del
>Italian team Swatt Club (CT)
>it has 4 (four) danes
>two of them with the last name ANDERSEN (not related)
>it also has two italians named GALIMBERTI (also not related)
>one of the GALIMBERTI's has a twin brother who is retired since end of 2024
this team is too fishy and there's something illegal going on, bust them


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.88725 del
>>88718
yes
rear already got replaced last year because it ceased to exist (so after some 40k)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.88726 del
>>88723
Malawibert probably did. He always likes my jokes


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.88727 del
>>88726
I'm sure he is looking forward for you to finally make one


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.88728 del
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>>88725
ah okay well I guess for front shifting its not that impossible after all- >RD cable died after 40k
I talked to some trusted oldfags and ancientfags irl about this and they said that back in the day with shifters that had cables exist like so getting 15-20k out of a rear cable was not unheard of especially when you rode terrain with reduced shift frequency (flat or long climbs) but they all deemed that impossible after that got changed. One of them still rides mechanical and he gets 7-10k per rear cable but we also have to shift very frequently all ride here.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.88729 del
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>Using cables


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.88730 del
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>>88728
my googling said 2-3 years, sometimes more
my average ride looks like this, i switch gears frequently
my childhood Favorit I still have at one of my summerhouse's will have a cable that still works after all these years, probably, but it is the old shifting on the frame


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.88731 del
>>88728
how hard can it be to make some titanium cables that work forever anyway


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.88732 del
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>>88728
Of course, there is no extra 90° bend to the shifting.
I even bend my own "brake retraction coil spring" after it broke, as there are no parts available anymore for my coffee ride bike with DA 7400.
Wait, I got some pics somewhere...


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.88733 del
>>88729
hah, criminally based in some way!


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.88734 del
All sorts of happenings in Antwerp


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.88735 del
>>88734
Not a bad little race actually


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.88736 del
what's so epic about the port of Antwerpen besides the huge amount of cocaine it imports to Europe?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.88737 del
>cobbled sector
>non cobbled bikepath at the side
lol


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.88738 del
>>88736
t. portlet


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.88739 del
& Per Strand per se


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.88740 del
Oudebros are back in control


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.88741 del
>>88735
Every GT should have a soulful little classic on the rest days


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.88742 del
>>88739
(The joke is that "&" is called ampersand)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.88743 del
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There's a little 500 meters long stretch of proper gravel on one of me BIG rides
And I really really enjoying riding it
Bombing it, even
Pushing watts on gravel feels more fun than on road for some reason


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.88744 del
>>88743
I enjoy it as well. I always LARP as Grug and start pushing big watts to the point I'm floating over the gravel


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.88745 del
>>88743
why use that squeaker, most people here ride gravel


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.88746 del
>>88743
I am bombing any and every gobble section I run into, especially when I deliberately run into one.
If I find myself in gravel, same story, but I am not trying to run into one.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.88747 del
>>88745
I only do with my dad when I visit home (he exclusively rides gravel in a Gall-esque position with mirrors on his handlebars and helmet, riding an $8k Specialized gravel bike that he doesn't maintain at all, up to the point of asking me what the purpose of oiling the chain was)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.88748 del
>>88743
It's 2026 unc, everybody has been ridding gravel for 5 years.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.88749 del
Alexis Renard is in really good shape, closed that gap nicely
meanwhile merlel's goons not gaining a second


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.88750 del
There were always "Gravel" sections, just the meme word didn't exist.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.88751 del
>>88743
for me its the other way around I prefer pushing watts on road and feel like pushing watts on gravel is unrewarding
haven't been riding much gravel the past month but I'll probably pick that up now


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.88752 del
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>>88745
>>88748
nonsense, I have been getting shat on for YEARS for the very same thing


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.88753 del
>>88749
Yes but he will do nothing


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.88754 del
>>88752
by yourself maybe, you're the only making those posts
I've had a gravel bike for years now, frenchbert for a while too
Austriabert has that beautiful colnago


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.88755 del
>>88754
SHUT UP, I am NOT buying a GR*VEL!


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.88756 del
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>>88755
you should tho

>>88752
as should you

grabbel is fun, and NO cagies


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.88757 del
>>88756
untrue statement I encounter too many cars of various kinds on gravel


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.88758 del
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Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.88759 del
Just mount 30+ mm tires, that's why.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.88760 del
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>>88757
skill (routing) issue. cagies wouldn't even make it to the roads I am riding


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.88761 del
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>>88758
you are like the guys who always rode 28+ tires with lower pressure because it was better but that got them laughed at by the sillies on 23s and 25s and now they all ride at least 28s and call 23s lunacy
you were too right too early


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.88762 del
>>88760
I don't know how they get there but some time ago I encountered a van slowly driving through the woods at a point that was at least 5k away from the nearest road
I also encounter motorbikes and quads frequently and they are so fucking annoying


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.88763 del
>>88758
Didn't you have the meme spezialized gravel with front suspension with 25mms tyre to ride exclusively on road, though?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.88764 del
>>88762
>>88760
I also get some retarded quads and motorcross on fire roads that are explicitly forbidden to motorized vehicles. And hunters of course but these people basically own the entire region they can do whatever they want


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.88765 del
This is a hilarious finale in Antwerp. Every rider attacking


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.88766 del
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>>88763
I don't know what you're talking about


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.88767 del
>>88766
That's what I thought


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.88768 del
CLEVER ATTAQUE


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.88769 del
fun finale


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.88770 del
Is Renard playing possum?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.88771 del
Ampersand goes solo


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.88772 del
per doped hagenes wins


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.88773 del
lame


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.88774 del
FUN


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.88775 del
That was good Dutch.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.88776 del
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>>88763
>meme spezialized gravel with front suspension with 25mms tyre to ride exclusively on road
brtek you deserved it all


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.88777 del
Beloki Jr. to Ineos


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.88778 del
>>88777
Sure love their Spaniards.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.88779 del
>>88778
they need new ones to keep NOVAL happy


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.88780 del
>>88776
https://www.specialized.com/us/en/diverge-comp-e5/p/171308?color=264801-171308

it was this one
eventually I did put normal road tires on it and only rode road


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.88781 del
>>88780
It's almost an OK bike, but that meme suspension fork is insane


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.88782 del
>>88780
you would expect a gravel bike being able to cope with a chute.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.88783 del
>>88781
I wonder how easy is it to maintain, but I already know the answer
>>88782
not when a boomer with his 30kg e-bike falls on you


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.88784 del
>>88780
hm I see, specialized is always good for some meme fun


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.88785 del
FutureShock needs to be replaced
>every 500 hours
>parts cost 300-400 eurodollars
whew


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.88786 del
>>88785
that's insane


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.88787 del
>>88785
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eHsm9el3nKs [Embed]

jesus christ


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.88788 del
>>88787
https://youtube.com/watch?v=e8UHWK5q4bU [Embed]


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.88789 del
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FUCK.
At least it is just expensive enough so I don't actually think about it.
>Peinture sobre réalisé par un professionnel


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.88790 del
>>88789
Yeah the crux is basically the perfect gravel bike


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:03 [Preview] No.88791 del
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Cicco better FUCKING win tomorrow. We have a lot of cannons here


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.88792 del
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>>88791
You really still there. Don't you have it a little too good, HMM?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No.88793 del
>>88792
Train driving is a very stressful job, they deserve as much vacations as possible


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No.88794 del
>>88789
where is the color
some color from the sidewalls is missing


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.88795 del
>>88791
What happened to the poor balcony on the right?
Heatlet turned it into an AC lookout?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.88796 del
>>88793
I agree, wouldn't want some burnt out tired man riding me around tbh


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.88797 del
>>88793
I mean, I'm fine if it a bonus for de-legging that "person".
>>88794
That's why I attached the quote, it is a paintjob. Don't think there is an actual matte black crux with that stripe pattern.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.88798 del
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Borgir


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.88799 del
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>>88797
excuse my french I guess


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.88800 del
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>>88798
mit wine?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.88801 del
>>88798
Your red is cold?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.88802 del
>>88801
Just took it out of cellar and decanted so still cellar cold. I'm letting it warm up.

Chateau Haut Bages Liberal, cuvee Ceres. Biodynamic 100% Merlot grown in Paulliac, BDX


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.88803 del
>>88798
You don't serve coca cola in a wine glass. And where are the carbs for your next ride?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.88804 del
>>88800
Rape is done for the day


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.88805 del
>>88798
Would.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.88806 del
>>88802
Sounds good


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.88807 del
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>>88798
>deep wine
>fresh salat
>real cheese on burger
would


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.88808 del
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Finally my bike arrived and it actually works, however there's a scratch next to the small chainring that wasn't visible in the listing images on buycycle


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.88809 del
>>88808
battle scars innit


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.88810 del
>>88808
Very sexy, hopefully that gnarly scratch is just a chain drop, nothing structural.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.88811 del
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>>88793
obligatory


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.88812 del
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>>88808
very nice bike bert, the holographic paint is sexo. but the MTB pedals need to go.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.88813 del
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>>88811
needs moar jpeg


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.88814 del
>>88808
very cool!
don't let yourself get bullied out of mtb pedals


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:45 [Preview] No.88815 del
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Peculiar stage at the Rhone Alpes Isere Tour
But the U23s really need to step us, after SEIXAS, WIDAR, FINN and NOVAK, is there anyone to fill up their shoes?

There startlist is not that bad
>GOSZCZURNY
>NORDHAGEN (sandbagging loser)
>CISNEROS
>TRANSNEROS
>VAN KERCKHOVE
>AUGUST (sandbagging loser)
>PEDERSEN


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.88816 del
>>88810
>>88809
I also thought it's probably just a chain drop scratch
>>88814
I won't
>>88812
I took it for a ride and could instantly feel the difference, I easily broke the personal best time on the climb I usually do for training


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.88817 del
>>88815
nordhagen going to this instead of tour de suisse is lame as fuck


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:49 [Preview] No.88818 del
>>88817
Not just that, he's riding with Visma DEVO team (same as AJ AUGUST with Ineos Devo)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.88819 del
My guy SEMIRUNNII had his FTP measured:
437 W, 77kg, 5.67W/kg


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.88820 del
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>>88815
you forgot the most promising rider, BERT Bolle


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.88821 del
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>>88819


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.88822 del
>>88816
>could instantly feel the difference
what was your previous bike?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.88823 del
decathlon alu bike with microshift


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.88824 del
>>88808
the seat post condom is the right length for you? nice livery btw. but I don't know about the fullcum wheels.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.88825 del
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>>88821
Don't act like there wouldn't be some serious squeaking material if your guy strapped himself in.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.88826 del
>>88820
Big BB


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.88827 del
>>88825
500 FTP easily


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.88828 del
>>88824
>the seat post condom is the right length for you?
It's just about right, have a few mm to spare off the minimum insertion height
> but I don't know about the fullcum wheels.
what's wrong?
This >>88823 meant to reply >>88822


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.88829 del
>>88828
the 80mm tube valves are wrong for 20mm deep wheels


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.88830 del
>>88829
oh yeah that's silly


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.88831 del
>>88823
>decathlon alu bike with microshift
oh yes definitely big jump in ride feel


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:13 [Preview] No.88832 del
Just noticed that /r/ fucking died. Never really went there, but was looking at the boards list and it looked a bit shorter than I remembered.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.88834 del
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>>88832
GOOD. if porn gets banned 4chan sitewide, the traffic will drop 90%


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.88835 del
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>>88834
>4chan without jeets and jewbots
now that would be something, but that ain't gonna sell passes


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.88836 del
um speaking of janitorial stuff. I need to speak to the manager and it's not about sumo.
I'm trying to delete a dog themed thread someone just posted (don't check the catalog), but I keep getting an error message for the captchas. um this happens on the endchan.net url.
will try .org and report back


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.88837 del
well, I guess either the bullybot or bossman just deleted it anyways.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.88839 del
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i wanted to see the dog


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.88840 del
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>>88836
>dog themed thread
froome?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.88841 del
hmm, managed to delete my post in .org as janitor.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.88842 del
>>88836
You don't need captcha for deletion. Only for banning.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.88843 del
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haven't checked the axelman lately
but this one is beautiful


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.88844 del
>>88843
delete it before kussbert notices


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.88845 del
>>88842
well, I like to powertrip and hand out bans though.
it made me log in again and reset the counter until someone can steal this board again.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.88847 del
>>88843
>visma 123
what is axeltard smoking again?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:51 [Preview] No.88848 del
>>88840
It's kinda weird.
Essentially they are spamming cp. Except some of the images they use isn't cp at all (luckily). Some are bestiality (which is similarly illegal in the US). Occasionally they use the non-nude photos of an undoubtedly 18+ negress. Still deleting due to the links they share with them.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.88849 del
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Do Belgians really


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.88850 del
>>88847
his reasoning is the lesser teams (bora) will reel in the break and jonas won't care about the stage so his goons can fight it out


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.88851 del
>>88849
Quebecois put chicken onto their fries and call it Putin and Belgians put sausages and pauwels sauces on top of their fries


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.88852 del
>>88849
Delicious without whatever that piece of chicken is


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.88853 del
>>88848
no escape from the schizo menace


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.88855 del
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>team vine
My wife would never let me race my bike again if I were him, but I guess the money is too good


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.88856 del
>>88854
The girl talking manages to be even more unbearable. A remarkable feat


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 20:24 [Preview] No.88857 del
>>88854
this is per definition based behavior


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.88858 del
>>88857
Based on what?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.88859 del
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>>88858
LIGMA BALLS HAHAHAHA


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.88860 del
>>88855
How is he not scared too at this point


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.88861 del
>>88860
Because he is based


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.88862 del
>>88861
based on these nuts ahah


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.88863 del
>>88744
>>88743
In my hometown there is a few sections of rough, old brick sidewalks. When I started riding I used to hop off the street onto the sidewalk and imagine I was Cancellara. This is the beauty of our sport, so easy to connect yourself to the legends.

>>88748
If there was significant gravel within riding distance of me I'd be a full convert, but there isn't, so I'm firmly road only in protest.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.88864 del
Back home from the hospital yesterday. We first had hopes that the baby boy would be a better sleeper than our first, but doesn't seem to be the case – I slept a grand total of around 2.5h last night.
Maybe he needs to hear the lulling sound of a rapemachine


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.88865 del
>>88863
NYC bert? Yeah in big cities it sucks unless you're lucky enough to live in vienna


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.88866 del
>>88855
One more vuelta with unipuertos please


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.88867 del
>>88854
quirky chungus. we used to bann women like that from the village and throw her out to the dogs... we should go back to that behaviour


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.88868 del
>>88864
Welcome BACK.
Glad you now the required item to do proper spectating in the la Giro.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YUF2I7SmCHI


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.88869 del
>>88868
Heh, good stuff. We actually watched the Giro with the daughter a few days ago during the mountain stage, she was really interested in the scenery and the riders going super hard. And thanks!


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.88870 del
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>>88869
based and congrats on the child!


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.88871 del
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>In Buggenhout, Flanders, a train struck a school bus at a level crossing on Tuesday morning. Several passengers were killed, Belgian media report. The accident occurred around 8:15 a.m. on Tuesday morning at the level crossing on Stationsstraat. Several people have died, HLN and VRTNWS report, citing sources. Emergency services are present in large numbers to provide assistance. It is still unclear how the accident occurred.
Man what a nightmare. I do admit I am a bit more sensitive about this shit now


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.88872 del
>>88864
Just let him watch the Il Giro and he will be asleep in NO time


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.88873 del
As Giro is abroad again today, some old stories are filling the newspaper today.
>Koblet wird sein enger Freund, und obwohl die beiden nicht im selben Team fahren, unterstützt ihn Clerici beim Giro 1953 und verrichtet Helferdienste. Von seiner italienischen Equipe wird er darauf ausgeschlossen. Deswegen beantragt er den Schweizer Pass, Copain Koblet holt ihn ins Nationalteam. Am Giro 1954 reisst Carlo Clerici in der sechsten Etappe mit vier anderen unbekannten Fahrern aus, er gewinnt nicht nur die Etappe, sondern hat über eine halbe Stunde Vorsprung aufs bummelnde Feld. Die Stars wie Fausto Coppi glauben, Clerici werde in den Bergen einbrechen. Als er in Mailand als Sieger einfährt, wird er vom Publikum ausgebuht und als Landesverräter beschimpft.
Clerici did help Koblet in 1953 as friend, so his Italian team threw him out. With a Swiss mother and growing up in Zürich he bacame a Swiss citizen and joined a new team In 1954 he won a Giro stage with 30 minutes ahead of the slurping pedalton, as Coppi thought he could easily get those back in the alps. He couldn't and Italians were furious that the traitor won the Giro.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.88874 del
>>88871
Those rail crossing barriers are designed to break. Too bad the kids had to die final destination style.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.88875 del
I'll leave this untranslated:
>Die Kommentatoren sind verwirrt. Kurz vor dem Ortseingang von Santa Maria steigt der Leader vom Rad. «Was passiert hier? Radwechsel?», fragt der Mann am Mikrofon. Nein – Tom Dumoulin hat ein anderes Problem. Der Niederländer steigt vom Rad, zieht den Helm aus, zieht sein pinkes Trikot über den Kopf. Als er die Träger seiner Hose runterlässt, merkt der Kameramann langsam, was droht, und schwenkt ab. Denn ja: Dumoulin setzt sich in den Strassengraben und entleert seinen Darm.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.88876 del
>>88871
Damn
>>88874
And yet, it happens over and over and over and over again. I would rather DIE than to scratch me paint on me car.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.88877 del
>>88876
Czechs really DO love their Škodas


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.88878 del
>>88871
>Barriers were down, light was red and trainman did emergency brake
Fucking hell, imagine losing your kids like this


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.88879 del
>>88865
No I live in a mid sized city in New England. There is some nice gravel around an hour drive away but mostly steeper climbs. My dream would be to do most of my training on gravel flat or reasonable climbs, as it seems some berts can do.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.88880 del
>>88864
Congrats, remember to tape a picture to your handlebars for the watt boost!


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.88881 del
>40 degrees in France, Portugal
>45 in Spain
uh oh


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.88882 del
NORDHAGEN not running the le Tour Rhone Alpes Isere after all


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.88883 del
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we live in Switzerland
I need dashchan to work on endchan again, as it comes with integrated imagemagick to resize the photos


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.88884 del
>merckx and kopecky got married


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.88885 del
>Suddenly he ran out of steam. Ruud was given two medical time-outs and used the 4th set, during which he walked lethargically across the court, to let the medication do its work. At a 0-5 score, the Russian also needed treatment. In the fifth set, Ruud was back to his old self.
LOL. And no squeaking at all about shit like this


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.88886 del
>>88884
I give it one (1) year


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.88887 del
>>88864
Congrats, home quickly so must mean everyone is healthy and doing ok.

I think we all just suppress the memory of a baby's first three months.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.88888 del
>Pascal ACKK-erman out with stomach flu


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.88889 del
>>88888
czech em


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.88890 del
>>88883
These are some didjeridoos.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.88891 del
>>88885
just a breather is all he needed eh


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.88892 del
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no comment
Picture was only taken for scientific purposes


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.88893 del
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>>88892
Hey these chicks weren't there at my starting village


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