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/cyc/ - general Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 20:31 [Preview] No. 89419
embarrassing peak max power edition

>Current and upcoming road races
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
28.05 - 31.05 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 31.05 Bretagne Ladies Tour 2.1
30.05 - 07.06 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
01.06 - 05.06 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
03.06 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
04.06 - 06.06 Tour of Estonia 2.1
06.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro
07.06 Dwars door de Westhoek 1.1 WE
07.06 Alpes Gresivaudan Classic 1.1 WE
07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT
10.06 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro
13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
14.06 GP Gippingen 1.1
14.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
18.06 - 20.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
19.06 - 21.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1
21.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
21.06 LOTTO Thüringen Women Cycling Challenge 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>88444


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.89445 del
Narveazwinslol kinda of day
Shall not be watching

Alto Muro di Ca'del Poggio gonna be such a disappointment again


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.89486 del
>>89445
Cicco can drop him on those rampas


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.89496 del
lmao what is Cicco doing missing breaks here


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.89497 del
BOC doing his thing (derogatory).


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.89499 del
HORSE CATEGORY


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.89500 del
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horse laché


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.89502 del
I'm back from shop
My good pal Volodymyr did a stellar shop
>jackeys are fine, no need to replace
>front cabel is fine, no need to replace
>crank arm is hitting front derailleur when pedalling
>easiest gear is rubbing on the front derailleur
All that for $40 + tip, job well done

+ he washed my bike and overinflated my wheels


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.89503 del
>>89469
objectively extremely funny


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.89504 del
some nice motopacing for Geens


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.89505 del
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>>89502
foreign talent is a great thing innit we ought to import more of that


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.89506 del
>>89502
>Volodymyr
are you sure this wasn't paduni under a fake name?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.89507 del
Went hiking. Got a nice blister of course but was nice


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.89508 del
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sometimes I forget that I'm foreign talent and I'm glad I was imported


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.89509 del
I think the issue simply is the front derailleur cage is not properly aligned, I don't think he even touched it


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.89510 del
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here we go


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.89511 del
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At least some rampa, surely there will be fireworks to get my spirit higher


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.89512 del
>>89507
gorgeous

Ciccone is USELESS


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.89513 del
I bet Gall is at the back


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.89514 del
EULALIU GOES SOLO


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.89515 del


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.89516 del
MILAN still there.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.89517 del
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finally ciclismo


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.89518 del
UAE so bad


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.89519 del
Beyond homosexual
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.89520 del
cutie at the KOM


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.89521 del
I miss Grug and Pog


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.89522 del
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strada bagnata
wet finish


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.89523 del
one out of ten giro about to drift down to point five out of ten. Don't make me go any lower


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.89524 del
>Gee fastest on the climb
Podium in Rome confirmed


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.89525 del
pinarello finally decided to show up


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.89526 del
>>89521
Sure would've been cool to see 14 pog wins.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.89527 del
what is Visma doing pulling in G2...?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.89528 del
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the reports of jay hindley's death were premature


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.89529 del
They got this easy with the motorpacing


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.89530 del
>>89527
Piganzoli riding for himself


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.89531 del
Piganzoli riding for Piganzoli


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.89532 del
luv eulalio


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.89533 del


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.89534 del
>>89525
This Little bitch did almost nothing all giro.
Hopefully he can pull a Ruben guerreiro ( do nothing and then suddenly win ) .


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.89535 del
Ciccone a strong contender for worst teammate of the race


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.89536 del
gee-west having to pull again humiliation ritual


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.89537 del
>>89535
they must have told him he could ride his own race, but that hasn't worked out for him


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.89538 del
>>89536
Against the motor once again


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.89539 del
a sprinter victory, make your bets now
>seixaswinslol


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.89540 del
1 seixas
2 zambanini
3 milan


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.89541 del
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE HOW BAD ARE YOU YOU FAT ITALIAN FUCK


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.89542 del
manije wins


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.89543 del
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Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.89544 del
Milan SUCKS


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.89545 del
1 magnier
lol, those french names


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.89546 del
amazing that there were no chutes


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.89547 del
Milan humbled yet again. What a disaster race for him.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.89548 del
Stuyven absolutely insane


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.89549 del
>>89544
Milan nods whole body furiously in agreement


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.89550 del
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>>89548
>fuck off pinarello


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Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.89552 del
Ben Toiner 11th. Thanks for the work Ineos


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Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.89554 del
Andresen 19th lol


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.89555 del
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not looking good for czech republic at the skoda cup


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.89556 del
>>89554
I think he may be suffering from too much racing early season.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.89557 del
>>89556
he's been sick for most of the giro too


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.89558 del
>>89555
We are a ... a ...speed skating nation anyway


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.89559 del
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Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.89560 del
8 velopoints wasted on that jobber jan christen, will never forgive myself


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.89561 del
>>89557
I'm not sure he's still sick I think he just messed up positioning because he didn't have a lead out


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.89562 del
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I now remember who psyopped me into two sprinters and that I need to pick LUND instead of MAGNIER.
Jonas will call of at least on or two finishes so I need a rider in form who will basculé des passos, not this fat ass MAGNIER. >>84035


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.89563 del
is the ciclamino out of reach for Narvaez now?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.89564 del
>>89561
it's not like you can easily recover in a GT, it's all baggage
Milan on the other hand is a fat fraud


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.89565 del
magnier


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.89566 del
>>89563
yes unless there's a chute brutale in rome


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.89567 del
>>89564
Terrible planing by liddl, Mads should be here


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.89568 del
Jannik "Clean" Sinner got humiliated in the heat today


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.89569 del
Yesterday I also reminded myself for whatever reason about that coal mine desaster in Chile or Peru or wherever.
Where they sat for like two months and were brought up in a capsule I wouldn't even fit even if I didn't die of claustrophobia along the way.
Heh, these were the long gone times of already internet but not full jew yet.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.89570 del
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>>89569
what if they starved you till you fit in the capsule, it's not like you'd have a choice


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.89571 del
>>89562
>squeaker_looking_at_himself_in_mirror_suspicious.jpg


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.89572 del
>>89567
>hey Mads we know we promised you Tour de France but now we changed our mind and will send you to Giro d'Italia still with huge pain in your wrists
something tells me that wouldn't go down well


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.89573 del
>>89572
Yes well, Milan would be a better fit in the tour and Mads here.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.89574 del
>>89572
there's some nice MWW stages in the tour too, the guy deserves the trust for once


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.89575 del
>>89574
yeah, lots of chances to drop pure sprinters


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.89576 del
>>89562
That's the whole fucking problem with GT velogames. You can only really afford to take one sprinter from a points/coin standpoint and if you don't hit on the one sprinter in good form, you're totally fucked


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.89577 del
>>89573
Mads is a better hjaelper for Ayuso


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.89578 del
>>89576
that and the random team wipe chute where you just lose positions every stage


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.89579 del
>@grok, so if even at maximum limit screw the chain still rubs over the front derailleur cage when in SMALL (front) - LARGEST (rear) gear, what is it sign off? Not enough tension in the cable?

Not enough cable tension on the front derailleur (cable too loose) — the derailleur may not be fully pulled inward; add a bit of tension at the pinch bolt or via the barrel adjuster.

hmm


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:49 [Preview] No.89580 del
>>89573
>Milan would be a better fit in the tour
I wouldn't say the Tour route isn't more sprinter friendly than the Giro this year.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.89581 del
>>89580
>7 stages till they get their first real flat stage
based


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.89582 del
>>89576
Well, it is not really that bad, Milan-Magnier is still very good.
It's not even that bad for me, considering I have a Vendrame 0, a Scaroni 200-400 less than it could be, Lund's 400-600 less.
I may still slide into top 10 for /cyc/.
But if I kept that Magnier AND went for Narvaez instead of Vendrame.
OH BROTHER (rip Hulk).


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.89583 del
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>>89579
honestly I don't see how too little cable tension could be the issue here, its rubbing when you're in the easiest gear not the hardest innit aka the base state of derailleur when nothing pulls on it
maybe the angle of the derailleur is off, check if it looks like in 2


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:02 [Preview] No.89584 del
>>89579
didn't you just bring it to the shop?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.89585 del
>>89566
did he not really want it? bizarre to not try something today after snapping up that one point


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.89586 del
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>>89582
Yeah if I didn't take Groves Buitrago Scaroni and Vendrame, and also had Eulálio, and Magnier instead of Milan I would have been GREAT


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.89587 del
>>89584
please pay attention to the thread
>>89583
cable tension is not the issue i found, it is indeed the angle
the issue is
i am able to align the cage in a way that it doesn't rub the chain but the moment I start to tighten the primary screw (that holds it together), the cage rotates abit
contratry to what I thought, this part (pic related) does not allow any flex


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.89588 del
>>89586
Scaroni was ok, but the Groves-Vendrame duo really screwed us


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.89589 del
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>>89587
there is this one tiny screw (not limit screw) that you screw in so a tiny bolt pushes against either a tiny plate or simply the derailleur mounting point (on my frames thats enough) and that changes this very angle, once you have it the way you want you you tighten the FD down and it won't move anymore while you do that.
https://si.shimano.com/en/pdfs/dm/RAFD001/DM-RAFD001-05-ENG.pdf the full manual


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.89590 del
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>>89589
alright, be right back


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.89591 del
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>>89586
Yes well, if we didn't pick Jonas but Arensman-Gee and Gall-Hindley and Magnier and Narvaez-Silva-Eulalio and then Piganzoli and still leave out unspent 14 points, phew.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.89592 del
>>89590
>>89589
it's like a 2 mm bolt that I will 100% break if I apply the needed torque, FUCK


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.89593 del
>>89592
nah it should tank that, you gotta screw that thing in no two ways about it, thats the first step of setting up the fd without it I don't think it'll ever work the way its intended


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.89594 del
>>89593
i mean i am not able to loose the screw and i am worried me tool explode if i push more watts, its not easily accessible from the side


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.89595 del
>>89594
screw probably hasn't been moved since its inception oy vey


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.89596 del
>>89592
that screw shouldn't be maxed torque anyway
it should normally just touch the plate


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.89597 del
I still don't understand why you just didn't ask your slovakian friend to do all this when he swapped the cable


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.89598 del
fuck fuck fuck

>>89596
it won't even move a bit, i just need to tighten it a bit


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.89599 del
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who gives in first the screw or the tool
or the brtek


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.89600 del
>>89598
I would just untighten everything, lube the screws and start from scratch


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.89601 del
Business idea: electronic shifting


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.89602 del
>>89601
every di2 fd also has that exact same screw


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.89603 del
>>89601
worst part is you still have to do a fair amount of adjoosting


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:17 [Preview] No.89604 del
>>89603
yeah honestly setting up a di2 fd is in essence identical to a mechanical fd, instead of limit screws you have micro adjusting with the shifter and while you have no cable tension to worry about you have way more micro adjusting to do to get the fd position correct for all scenarios
setting up the mechanical grx fd was quicker than setting up the di2 fd on my road bike, not like either is hard or time consuming


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:28 [Preview] No.89605 del
>>89603
>>89604
I have not thought about my FD since the day I set up the bike.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.89606 del
>>89605
Actually that's not true, the bike shop left the FD battery cable too long and it rubbed on the rear tire and completely wore thru on my first ride, needed to replace that cable.

But since then, zero issues


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.89607 del
>>89605
neither have I


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.89608 del
can't post with photos anymore, always get 500 server error


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.89609 del
>>89608
Here?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.89610 del
It won't even shift anymore
I think that's the end of the road for me
Time to return to my running career
Cycling is for fags anyway, get out of my road!


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.89611 del
>>89609
yes, response is:

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Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:46 [Preview] No.89612 del
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Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.89613 del
clearing cookies, localStorage and cache did not help :(


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.89614 del
>>89611
Maybe some quirkeeey image format?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.89615 del
>>89614
no regular screenshot in png which I posted a million times, also can't post pepes


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.89616 del
Meanwhile COSNEFROY refuses to get très normal, maybe only HAYTER can outprologue him.
That teenage ALVAREZ as well.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:57 [Preview] No.89617 del
>>89610
Bertacek broke first


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.89619 del
Pls stop persecuting my Habsbert.

HAYTER didn't do shit. SODERQVIST?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.89620 del
I really, really like this edition


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.89621 del
>>89611
Try now.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.89622 del
test


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.89623 del
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>>89621
works!
based admin


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.89624 del
>>89623
I passed it on.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.89625 del
Julius Bert!


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:50 [Preview] No.89626 del
>>89610
turns out you don't have a screw loose
hehe


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.89627 del
>>89610
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZdF8O-2UbZE [Embed]

this guy makes retard proof guides
just restart from scratch


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.89628 del
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>>89627
>19+ minute video to cover a manual that's less than 150 words
squeezing every second of content out of this topic jesus


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:02 [Preview] No.89629 del
>>89628
The manual actually kinda sucks I've found if you've already fucked too much with your limit screws.
It goes off the fact that you get them at factory position.
Like the problem brtek has with the support screw is something you align first in the manual but if you limit screws are fucked up beforehand you're never going to get it aligned properly anymore without getting those in order first.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.89630 del
>>89625
UAE unlocked him


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.89631 del
holy moly how bad is mads fraudersen


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.89632 del
Thinking of buying new running shoes for my new reborn running career
My current shoeslaces are making weird squeaking sounds so probably time to bin them


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.89633 del
>>89632
throw away all that garbage
the only thing you need is a fixie for commuting, some sandals made of old tyres, and a couple titanium bidons you can fill with sirup


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:11 [Preview] No.89634 del
>fabio kwabkobsen dead last and 45 seconds slower than olav goy who's been dead for 9 months


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.89635 del
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>>89632
will probably save me 30 seconds on a km


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.89636 del
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now there was some paypiggery with a propa gimmick


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.89637 del
The basic truth is that bike components were not made to fit these freakish one in a million XXXL frames.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.89638 del
>>89637
nonsense
with a competent mechanic any size frame or component can be made to just werk


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:30 [Preview] No.89639 del
>>89608
had endchan.net acting up lately, endchan.org works fine...for now


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.89640 del
>>89630
that's not how you spell Sabgal / Anicolor


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:32 [Preview] No.89641 del
>>89632
adidas makes you run a marathon under 2 hours.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.89642 del
>>89638
But this man only has access to incompetent mechanics (himself, namely)


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.89643 del
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before alpecin / after alpecin


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.89644 del
>>89642
I suck at doing things first time but I don't have (that much) problem doing them again alter


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.89645 del


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.89646 del
were the 1x freakazoids right all along?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:47 [Preview] No.89647 del
>>89646
it is very easy but I like having 2x


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.89648 del
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>>89646
yes derailleurs must disappear they are too complicated for the common pleb mechanic (commercial or private)


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.89649 del
>>89646
not until we get chains that are half the width so we can have a 30-ring cassette


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.89650 del
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electric igh by 2030, no more derailleurs no more cassettes
remove all wicked things that turn men mad


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.89651 del


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.89652 del
>>89650
of all his issues I'm surprised it's the FD that pushed him over the edge
all because his cable was worn too
the spiral is unforgiving


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.89653 del
Consider the following


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.89654 del
>>89652
the cable was actually fine Volodymyr from the bike shop said so >>89502
now we can debate why that good man would not set up the fd correctly, I mean he must've disconnected the cable and set it all up again. Why did he not do it right?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.89655 del
>>89653
Only with a nigger car *ptssss* while shifting.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.89656 del
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>>89649
that's basically what classified is
shift in your wheel or whatever and get twice the cogs


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.89657 del
>>89654
it was his rear cable that was fucked no?
one would wonder why a bike mechanic indexed his rear derailleur while the front was rubbing though, just czechem things


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.89658 del
>>89646
absolutely not. having 2-3 tooth jumps is retarded


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.89659 del
>>89657
It was front cabel.
It is fine, I guess (it is not fine btw, it got 2 or 3 loose hair)


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.89660 del
>>89659
I thought your problem was you couldn't get in your smallest cogs on your cassette? Isn't that your rear derailleur cable?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.89661 del
>>89656
classified is a neat idea I think thats the one way to make 1x road work if you have gradients on your rides but I heard it requires maintenance checkups for which you need to send your wheel in and the efficiency is garbage especially combined with crosschaining. Pissing away watts


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.89662 del
>>89659
wtf kinda bikeshop and mechanic is that


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:04 [Preview] No.89663 del
>>89661
I've tested it once at some event and it was kinda nice but it was really expensive since you had to send in your wheelset back then for them to integrate the hub. Plus it was really heavy.

And then campenaerts used it in pro cycling and he fucking sucked with it kek.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.89664 del
>>89660
My issue is that I cannot have FRONT derailleur in such spot that largest rear cog won't rub over the front derailleur cage (limit screw is not enough)


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.89665 del
>>89662
I would take you a photo but it would get reposted mercilessly for GENERATIONS and I can't have it


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:08 [Preview] No.89666 del
>>89664
So you went to a bikeshop, the guy did absolutely nothing for you and charged you 40 buck? My man what are you doing... at least let him strip the screw for you so he has to replace it at his cost next time.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.89667 del
>>89663
there's some new-ish groupset from TRP that integrates the classified hub with some shimano style shifters and derailleur, it basically gives you 1x16 or so with a 12 speed cassette
but again the efficiency loss is too great, if you paypig expensive gear you want to tryhard for speed and losing a bunch of watts anytime you're riding a gradient over 5% defies all reason


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.89668 del
>>89666
Hubris
I thought it would be easy to adjust and I gradually fell into a black hole
Lesson learned I guess


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.89669 del
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I have solved the FD enigma


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.89670 del
>new spesh crux looks like a tarmac now
lame


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.89671 del


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.89672 del
>>89671
everyone has their own volodymyr


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.89673 del
>>89670
Probably as expensive too


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.89674 del
>>89673
the low tier one starts at 2700eu, the s-works one is like 13k


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.89675 del
>>89673
its actually even more expensive


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.89676 del
I'm buying proper hex keys.
I only have "L" types, getting a "T" types.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.89677 del
>>89676
Brtek and p*rchasing...name a more iconic duo


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.89678 del
Had a very good laugh reading through this whole bike fiasko, thanks bertaczek. I think the only logical choice now is buying a zwift frame and only shifting virtually.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.89679 del
>>89678
I think we should buy him a beginner course bike maintenance for his birthday


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.89680 del
>>89670
>from perfect double triangle rounded tube with standard seatpost to a tarmac
Lmao. At least I won't be tempted to buy that shit anymore


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.89681 del
>>89680
but what bike are they going to use for CX now?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.89682 del
>>89681
Probably the old one, actually. Damn they have to ride a bike with 25watts penalty


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.89683 del
New van rysel? The rcr isn't that old, maybe some deals to be had soonish


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.89684 del
>>89683
All these bikes start looking the same to me not gonna lie


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.89685 del
ciclismo?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.89686 del
today ciccone will win for sure


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.89687 del


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.89688 del
>>89686
His last chance is tomorrow, I don't know if visma will care much then. Ofcourse he will waste his energy today though


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.89689 del


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.89690 del
My local Trek store offers bike maintenance courses for beginners!
Maybe I should take part some time, there are many potential cyc gf's. And some soyboys.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.89691 del
Valgren and Shaw have had enough of il giro


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.89692 del
>>89691
They are just like me


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.89693 del


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.89694 del
>>89693
And I want to see Jonathan Vaughters driving off a cliff but we can't have everything in life


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.89695 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.89696 del
>In the extensive Spanish doping case Operación Ilex, university professor Marcos Maynar and exercise physiologist Ignacio Bartolomé have been sentenced to prison terms of two years and nine months, respectively. According to the renowned Spanish sports newspaper Marca, these are the largest criminal convictions in the history of doping in Spain.

>In particular, many riders who were under contract with Caja Rural-Seguros RGA in the years 2020–2023 were in contact with the two convicted individuals. Among them is Orluis Aular, the Venezuelan champion who is currently riding for Movistar in the Giro d’Italia. Other well-known names such as Julen Amezqueta, Garokoitz Bravo, and Josu Etxeberria also appear on the witness list. Furthermore, López's name appears frequently in Operácion Ilex. He was also a client of Maynar and Bartolome and received, among other things, DCA capsules and Actovegin Forte tablets.

>Maynar was sentenced to two years in prison, a fine of 2,700 euros, and a 21-month suspension from his work. Bartolomé must serve nine months in prison, received a fine of 2,100 euros, and is prohibited from performing his work for nine months. With this, Maynar now has the dubious honor of having received the harshest legal punishment ever in a Spanish doping case. The sentence is heavier than that of doping doctor Eufemiano Fuentes, who received a one-year prison sentence following Operácion Puerto in 2006.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.89697 del
>>89693
I don't want to see anyone driving at cofidis to be quite honest


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.89698 del
A solid climbing by young grande superstar DATI at Pico Fuji, finishing ahead of superstars YAMAMOTO and TAARAMAE


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.89699 del
>>89697
fortunately they tend to be invisible


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.89701 del
kino gravelride done, now the bad weather can come


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.89702 del
Pinarello you little fucker, you did not do shit all giro long.

At least go in the break today or tomorrow jesus


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.89703 del
some Slovakian boomer showed up at the Giro.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.89704 del
>>89691
>Both riders have given a huge amount to the team over the past weeks and we are proud of the way they have raced. With several riders already sidelined through injury this season, and with Michael and James both essential to our goals this summer, we have made the decision to prioritize their health, recovery, and preparation for the important block of racing ahead.
How is JAMES SHAW, whoever that is essential to goals this summer. What are these goals


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.89705 del
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stage winner at tour of japan gets some random aliexpress gift


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.89706 del
Oh yeah and
>We have enormous respect for the Giro and will keep fighting all the way to Rome.
Except that we, you know, don't


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.89707 del
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>kanji writing of the riders names
heh, I bet some of you have no problem recognizing the riders by teams.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.89708 del
>>89707
I think those are kanas (from hiraganaor katakana not sure),not kanjis. Kanjis are the Chinese style characters.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.89709 del
>>89708
but this is Japan, not Kansas


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.89710 del
>>89709
>kansas
Unboundbros, only one more sleep


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.89711 del
>>89707
I love how their website is stuck 2005
https://www.toj.co.jp/

Tour of Taiwan is the same case


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.89712 del
>>89710
any retired pros in the startlist?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.89713 del
>>89712
if you want to count the gay Dutch criminals as former pros, then yes


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.89714 del
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Interview at the start of Course de la Paix Grand Prix Jeseníky, they are asking couple of lads:
>What is harder than cycling
Some answers
>finding a /cyc/ gf
>cooking
>finding a /cyc/ gf
>finding a /cyc/ gf


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.89715 del
>>89714
how hard can it be to find a /cyc/ gf and make her your berthette?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.89716 del
>>89708
>from hiraganaor katakana not sure
katakana


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.89717 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.89718 del
>>89712
Burdo Bardet and Postalburger I guess


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.89719 del
>>89714
notice how they didn't say bike maintenance


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.89720 del
>>89701
I hope not I'm in Vienna next week


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.89721 del
>>89719
I don't think runners do their own bike maintenance all that often


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.89722 del
abandon NARVAEZ


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.89723 del
>>89720
its already looking better actually. I'm going to Tyrol for some rampas next week - Kühtai and Gerlospass are on the menu so far


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.89724 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.89725 del
let's mention some names on the unbound start list:
244 Eddy Le Huitouze (former FDJ jobber without contract)
234 Thomas Dekker (criminal scum)
226 Emil Herzog (Borabro, who just raced in France)
224 Taylor Phinney-Niewadom
205 Mads Würtz SChmidt (used to be on the Israel payroll, won 4 Spanish gr*vel races this season)
201 Lukas Pöstlberger (delivers burgers)
164 Thomas De Gendt (lotto legend who won a stage in all 3 grand tours)
160 Romain Bardet (squeak)
88 Dylan Johnson (found 3 more aero and science gainz for a top 20 result)
41 Simon Pellaud (li ning star jobber who puts the gr*vel community to shame by beating them)


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.89726 del


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.89727 del
>>89722
Wtf? Wrong blood bag?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.89728 del
WTF Narvaez FUCKING UP my veloteam


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.89729 del
>>89707
Heh, back in the day I could spell it out. Let's see how far can I go before translating it via some OCR or just throwing it into Grok.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.89730 del
Yeah, nah, Grok it is.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.89731 del
Here are the names from the leaderboard transliterated into Romaji:Mattteo Fabbro (マッテオ・ファッブロ)
Kamīru Bonū (カミール・ボヌー)
Edowarudo Seburupeda (エドアルド・セブルペダ)
Benjiamin Buradesu Reberuteru (ベンジャミン・ブラデス・レヴェルテル)
Fāgasu Burauningu (ファーガス・ブラウニング)
Mashū Gurīn'uddo (マシュー・グリーンウッド)
Adone Viremuyan Fan Enguren (アドネ・ヴィレムヤン・ファン・エングレン)
Nikoro Garippo (ニコロ・ガリッポ)
Nahomu Zerai Araya (ナホム・ゼライ・アラヤ)
Rūku Bānzu (ルーク・バーンズ)


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.89732 del
Narvaez rode into a bus apparently


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.89733 del
>>89731
>seburupeda
close enough


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.89734 del
>>89732
So doped can't even see a bus in front of him


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.89735 del
>>89731
i was wondering why VAN ENGELEN had such a long name


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.89736 del
>>89734
reminds me of r*mcoid flattening press corps in his dopage fuelled rage


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.89737 del
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I think this needs much more to fully appreciate these silly Nihon-jins.

Matteo FABBRO - Mattteo Fabbro (マッテオ・ファッブロ)
Kamiel BONNEU - Kamīru Bonū (カミール・ボヌー)
Eduardo SEPULVEDA - Edowarudo Seburupeda (エドアルド・セブルペダ)
Benjamin PRADES REVERTE - Benjiamin Buradesu Reberuteru (ベンジャミン・ブラデス・レヴェルテル)
Fergus BROWNING - Fāgasu Burauningu (ファーガス・ブラウニング)
Matthew GREENWOOD - Mashū Gurīn'uddo (マシュー・グリーンウッド)
Adne VAN ENGELEN - Adone Viremuyan Fan Enguren (アドネ・ヴィレムヤン・ファン・エングレン)
Nicolo GARIBBO - Nikoro Garippo (ニコロ・ガリッポ)
Nahom ZERAY ARAYA - Nahomu Zerai Araya (ナホム・ゼライ・アラヤ)
Luke BURNS - Rūku Bānzu (ルーク・バーンズ)


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.89738 del
attack KUSS & CICCONE


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.89739 del
>>89738
now that's a kino cabeza


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.89740 del
MILAN biggest kwab of the giro so far?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.89741 del
>>89737
Are the samurais not familiar with the letter L?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.89742 del
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>>89741
Doesn't rook rike it.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.89743 del
If Visma and Vingegaard are so concerned about being “greedy” maybe they shouldn’t go for the stage win with their domestiques. I’d find that way more annoying if I were in the peloton than them just winning with the best rider in the race


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.89745 del
>>89741
tl;dr
Usually no but sometimes yes.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.89746 del
Jonas HIRT missing the slag, PATHETIC


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.89747 del
>>89740
Believe it or not, actually Treinbert's Veloteam


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.89748 del
GEE-WEST doing the LANDIS


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.89749 del
>>89743
if other teams' attaques annoy them, runners can simply pedal harder


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.89750 del
>>89744
They must feeling a little stupid now that /r/ was axed


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.89751 del
>>89750
They would've been fine if they had /l/ but apparently doesn't exist


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.89752 del
HIRT PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.89753 del
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Oh god, that means Bahrain, Ineos and Bora of all places will have to pull now to prevent GEE-WEST skyrocketing at the classification general


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.89754 del
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time to pay attention, there's a group gee west of testa della corsa


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.89755 del
>>89746
? He's there


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.89756 del
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sepp hirt


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.89757 del
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meanwhile visma hunting sepp at the back


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.89758 del
>>89756
Great shot. Look at all these fatbodies gasping and panting and our boy Sepp sitting cool as a cucumber looking immaculate


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.89759 del
>>89757
Based, kwab kuss


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.89760 del
Bettiol, so based


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.89761 del
>>89757
soulless ghouls can't stand even the thought of super SEPP shining


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.89762 del
Nice attempt of a raid by the tudor boys


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.89763 del
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here's how ciccone can still win the blue jersey:


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.89764 del
Why are all these assholes from the top 10 doing this. Now the breakaway will never get much time of course. Is literally everybody conspiring against Cicco?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.89765 del
Navarez abandoned wtf, missed that


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.89766 del
>>89764
>why are gc riders trying to improve their position in gc
a mystery


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.89767 del
>>89766
FUCK them


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.89768 del
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so regarding bertaczeks new jogging shoes, dude runs in adiletten


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.89769 del
>>89768
imagine the clam puffiness


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.89770 del
>>89768
Love a gal with PNS on her bum


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.89771 del
E-scooter killed a cyclist in NYC this week. Look at his bike, just completely cut in half.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.89772 del
>>89771
Wtf. Americans are fucking crazy man


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.89773 del
Let it be known it took my about 5 (five) minutes to undo all the fuck up from yesterday.
Now it's just a matter of that T-shaped hex tool arriving on monday so I can move with the offset screw


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.89774 del
>>89772
There's plenty of those e-scooter here too, mostly food delivery


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.89775 del
>>89771
factor stocks tanking


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.89776 del
>>89772
Somehow I sincerely doubt the guy going 50 mph on an illegal scooter was American. These are always African or Sudacas


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.89777 del
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christ laché


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.89778 del
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>>89771
Cyclists need a lance for jousting.
Or a shoulder-launched rabbit.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.89779 del
I really miss hiking in the Alps, once the racing season is over in June, i will have to get meself back into hiking form, for real this time.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.89780 del
>>89777
he has done absolutely nothing this very Il Giro


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.89781 del
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UAE in shambles


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.89782 del
Peloton already decimated
Good


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.89783 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.89784 del
Dolomiti
Home


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.89785 del
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all smiles


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.89786 del
>>89785
I've seen this before. Lachee imminent


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.89787 del
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Tim REX abnormal again


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.89788 del
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moo


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.89789 del
Why is Ciccone riding like this if he wants to win the stage? Tudor will pace as long as they have riders in the group and Lidl has Sobrero too


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.89790 del
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>>89778
>kurvanje


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.89791 del
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>>89788
>il mu!


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.89792 del
>>89789
Ciccone wants the mountain jersey now


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.89793 del
>>89772
there are 5.000 talahon faggots cruising around with the same tech


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.89794 del
>>89792
He can just stay in the group and win the sprints though. He rides a bit stupidly rn imo


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.89795 del
>>89794
Need to get rid of those GC nerds or else they'll get caught


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.89796 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.89797 del
>>89790
Its his kurva mother.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.89798 del
the dolomites.....


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.89799 del
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this is ridiculously beautiful


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.89800 del
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jonas has given up the blue jersey


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.89801 del
>>89797
How was that? Kurva anyatok?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.89802 del
Cinque Torri shots incoming


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.89803 del
dolomites are so fakkin sexy


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.89804 del
>>89778
>horizontal video
>burn in huge amounts of empty space to make it vertical
a crime against humanity


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.89805 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.89806 del
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>>89778
heh, he sounds a bit angry


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.89807 del
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kurwa, these people are everywhere


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.89808 del
>>89799
my fiancee and her sister did an 8-day hike through the dolomites one summer, unbelievable pictures


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.89809 del
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>>89808
yes, well


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.89810 del
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>Gr. CICCONE, GEE & STORER
MAS NICOLAU lachee


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.89811 del
COOMER gone


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.89812 del
>>89811
This makes me extremely angry


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.89813 del
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bigma


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.89814 del
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uae traitors


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.89815 del
HIRT's climbing form is in a sense even worse than GALL's


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.89816 del
Vernon ABANDON


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.89817 del
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abandon vermin


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.89818 del
Eulálio did the Landa thing


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.89819 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.89820 del
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>>89814
Plot twist: It's a slow release bio-chemical poison that will slowly diminish the rider's VO2 capability over the next few months rendering them useless for the (real race) Le Tour.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.89821 del
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um, I thought this guy was only into femmes ciclismo avec zwift


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.89822 del
>>89779
opposite for me, it's a spring of BIG hikes and then ciclismo all summer from June


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.89823 del
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jonas not even breathing


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.89824 del
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attack by the giulios


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.89825 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.89826 del
KUSS goes solo


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.89827 del


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.89828 del
HIRT in difficulty


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.89829 del
What was the point of Ben ZWIEHOF?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.89830 del
Why is pellizzari betraying hindley


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.89831 del
What a scenery


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.89832 del
eulalio not paying attention


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.89833 del
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cima coppi goes to...


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.89834 del
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big moral victory for ciccone


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.89835 del
my fiancée stayed at one of those refugia at the passo


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.89836 del
>>89801
Kurva anyátok is plural, their mothers.
He said kurva anyját which is his/her/its mom in accusative case. Eg "a kurva anyja picsája" = the ass of his kurva mom vs " kurva anyját basza meg" = suggesting that he should fuck his kurva mom.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.89837 del
>>89804
I concur.

>>89806
I've seen an ad for band aid made out of that video.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.89838 del
Oleg COOL wins in Buckles of France


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.89839 del
>pippa york
muted


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.89840 del
>>89839
Based


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.89841 del
break making it today? Vinegar could probably do the catch on his own on the final climb


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.89842 del
Ciccone, the cycling diplomat


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.89843 del
>>89841
Break wins today, Vingegaard or Piganzoli wins tomorrow


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.89844 del
>>89841
depends, I reckon they want kuss to win so who's gonna pull
on the other hand if the gap grows hindley gets pushed back


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.89845 del
booba


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.89846 del
absolute coomer ad this


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.89847 del
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sexismo


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.89848 del
>>89847
absolutely based


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.89849 del
>>89847
I love italy


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.89850 del
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>>89848
If the Euro Sport Authority got their act together and got boob jobs for all the women professional cyclists, the sport would TAKE OFF!


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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.89852 del
Rode this very road in pitch dark (in a car) and it wasn't a pleasant experience


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.89853 del
PAS NORMAL CLIMBING


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.89854 del
Gee playing all or nothing, I like it


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.89855 del
derek gee-west another 6 seconds closer to winning the Giro


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.89856 del
einar rubio seething


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.89857 del
seething south american manlet


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.89858 del
I like Gee, would love to see him pass Arseman


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.89859 del
>I need the money ai papi


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.89860 del
Kek, Storer and Gee bullying Rubio


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.89861 del
>>89858
if they let the gap keep growing at this pace he'll pass gall too lol


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.89862 del
>>89861
alright I like my velopoints more than that


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.89863 del
>>89856
>>89857
>>89860
fuck that sudaca, justice for pinot


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.89864 del
rubio that asshole


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.89865 del
lol what is going on


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.89866 del
Rubio never entering a Lidl again in his life


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.89867 del


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.89868 del
LET. CICCO. WIN


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.89869 del


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.89870 del
>>89861
surely ineos and decathlon won't let that happen


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.89871 del
>>89868
THIS STAGE WAS PROMISED TO HIM


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.89872 del
Cicco angee


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.89873 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.89874 del
>>89873
>FUCK OFF, YOU SPANISH FUCK


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.89875 del
KOOIJ wins.
Mads, yes well.
Brennoid also not quite.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.89876 del
it's gotta be heartbreak for Cicco again


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.89877 del
yellow card this greedy grande for attaque di decent


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.89878 del
love this cicco, let him fly


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.89879 del
Ciccone is such a brainlet
Now he is just sabotaging Gee’s chances to get on the podium


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.89880 del
>>89875
>7 Mads P.
>11 Brennan
>19 Dainese
>27 Lecroq
>31 Big Gleb


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.89881 del
feels like a ciccone chute is bound to happen


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.89882 del
>>89879
Sounds BASED to me


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.89883 del
>>89881
if he doesn't chute, the rage adrenaline is going to wear off and he'll bonk


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.89884 del
Almost a minute he is going NUTS


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.89885 del
>>89881
and then he'll just wait in the bushes to tackle rubio


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.89886 del
What is the point of the following riders:
>CARUSO Damiano
>WEST Dereq
>RUBIO Einer
>HIRT Jan
>PELLIZZARI Guilio
>KUSS Sepp
>STORER Michael
?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.89887 del
>>89886
>KUSS Sepp
being an elite grimping hyperdomestic grande tour vainqueuer
can't speak to the rest


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.89888 del
>>89884
I'm starting to believe


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.89889 del
bit kino this


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.89890 del
I think all of this will lead to a vingo wins in the end


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.89891 del
>>89890
If he overtakes Cicco in the last 100 meters there will be riots


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.89892 del
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small graveyard


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.89893 del
>>89891
what if Kuss overtakes him in the last 100 meters


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.89894 del
dolomiti are kitsch


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.89895 del
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>>89886
please run those names through the Japanizer the next time like here >>89737


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.89896 del
why isn't cicco kissing and waving at the camera?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.89897 del
>>89893
in that case I will enjoy a duvel in celebration


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.89898 del
>>89886
This is bait


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.89899 del


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.89900 del
allez cicco, let out all your rage


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.89901 del
>>89896
roid rage


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.89902 del
so they let him win this time, they did get the memo


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.89903 del
kuss following with ease


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.89904 del
the hirt locker


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.89905 del
>>89895
>SUTORAA Maikeru
>KUSU Sepppu
>PERIZZARI Guiyerio
>HAATO Jan
>RUBIO Iinaa
>WESUTO Dereku
>KARUSO Damiano


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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.89907 del
>>89905
>KUSU Sepppu
seppuku


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.89908 del
GALL will go nuclear today


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.89909 del
decathlon about to spoil the ciccone fun


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.89910 del
Cicco losing a second per second. It's over


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.89911 del
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GALL ABOUT TO GO THERMONUCLEAR


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.89912 del
not a done deal, uh oh


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.89913 del
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Peloton of 8 runners


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.89914 del
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dopathlon showing neetcompany who's boss


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.89915 del
I have huge respect for eulalio, that dude has been dying for a week and a half but he's always there fighting.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.89916 del
KAM ON ALFONSO SKORE SOME FAKING WATTS


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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.89918 del
hoping for an all out brawl between WEST and CICCONEwhen they catch him


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.89919 del
MÜHLBERGER pas normal this giro


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.89920 del
thymen in the red zone


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.89921 del
Piganzoli is ridiculous


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.89922 del
GALL GALL GALL


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.89923 del
ciccone looks like a snail compared to the guys coming up


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.89924 del
GALL
A
L
L


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.89925 del
jonas didn't get the memo, that he has to help piganzoli


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.89926 del
Gall æsthetique


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.89927 del
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G A L L
A
L
L


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.89928 del
kuss blacklist ended


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.89929 del
Kuss bros we are feasting


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.89930 del
kuss farting


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.89931 del
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sepp


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.89932 del
>>89923
yeah I'm worried, adrenaline is gone


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.89933 del
pellizzari called back by hindley?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.89934 del
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that hirt fan will have to wait for a long time


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.89935 del
RIP Cicco


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.89936 del
God DAMN it


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.89937 del
does seppu-chan sit in the wheel or kraak him right away?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.89938 del
hue


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.89939 del
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Surely a grande tifosi will do the needful


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.89940 del


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.89941 del
Visma hates Ciccone


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.89942 del
e-bike activated


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.89943 del
Cicco is dead


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.89944 del
>>89939
you could already see the moto think about blocking him
wouldn't be the first time


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.89945 del
sepp is back


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.89946 del
Pathetic by Lidl and Ciccone today


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.89947 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.89948 del
wtf is that HIRT?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.89949 del
>>89934
>viva la figa


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.89950 del
VINGEGAARD in Gr. HIRT


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.89951 del
all those match savings...finally paying dividends


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.89952 del
>>89946
GEE-WEST will catch Kuss


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.89953 del
Everything here makes me angry. But especially Jan HIRT


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.89954 del
SLUUUUUUUUUUURP


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.89955 del
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Surely our lad WEST gonna humble the v*smoid


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.89956 del
Horner gonna have a stroke


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.89957 del
>>89952
But they could have had at least another 40 seconds or so had Ciccone not attacked


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.89958 del
>>89957
yeah tactically they've been terrible


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.89959 del
For me, it is stage winner in all three GTs Sepp KUSS


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.89960 del
>>89957
and let yourself be humiliated by a south american? think of the honor bert


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.89961 del
HINDLEY looking sharp


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.89962 del
sepp is zrugg


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.89963 del
kek sepp


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.89965 del
>tfw the good ending


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.89966 del
will he kiss jonas' sticker?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.89967 del
sepp kuss now won a stage in all grand tours


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.89968 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.89969 del
>>89968
VERY cool post

>>89967
Ppattt


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.89970 del
DSQ VINGEGAARD for celebrating


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.89971 del
caruso nosebreathing up 10%


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.89972 del
WAAR HIRT


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.89973 del
>>89972
he's here that sonofabitch


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.89974 del
HIRT COMES IN


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.89975 del
>2,000 CZK to review some Czech grant
Surely this is a lot in local money


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.89976 del
>>89975
A monthly salary for most


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.89977 del
Jan Hirt is the biggest dopeur in the history of cycling


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.89978 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.89979 del
ewww


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.89980 del
>>89977
a guy can't go on a solo training stage in south america anymore without getting this thrown at him?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.89981 del
>>89979
all lungs


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.89982 del


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.89983 del
Rubio should have understood that Gee-West needed the bonis more than he did


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.89984 del
aw he's really happy


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.89985 del
Seppo always cuts a clean promo on the mic


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.89986 del
>>89980
After ZERO results for YEARS. It's like throwing piss in our faces


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.89987 del
Who is a bigger kwab, Ciccone or Milan


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.89988 del
it's a good time for a radler - sepp kuss 2026


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.89989 del
>>89987
Cicco is winning the KOM jersey


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.89990 del
Bart Lemmen 20th here. Sure why the fuck not


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.89991 del
>>89988
very sweet


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.89992 del
>>89983
yeah but rubio is at the top of the red bull cope sprint classification and he has 75 IQ


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.89993 del
Sepp Kuss. Grand tour GC winner, winner of stages in all three GTs, elite super domestique, all around good guy


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.89994 del
c'mon O'Goober


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.89995 del
>>89993
based and factual post


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.89996 del
whats with the seething about HIRT? I don't get it, that dude was okayish in '22, won a giro stage and was 6th in GC already


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.89997 del
Bigger hit than desired, but I still believe, Voltabros. Still 1:03 to manage.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.89998 del
>>89996
>2022 Wanty


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.89999 del
Sepp Kuss is in the top hundred wheelrunners to ever live


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.90000 del
>>89996
>here's your blood passport bro


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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.90003 del
>>89999
And this makes chuds seethe


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.90004 del
O'Connor +9:36, great. I have absolutely nobody left except Jonas and Cicco


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.90005 del
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>>90000
the wanty picture deserved an update


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.90006 del
>>90005
They had some very round wheels that year


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.90007 del
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>>90005
okay okay I get it now


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.90008 del
>>90005
>angry dog barking


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.90009 del
how do you fix Lidl? their season has been dogshit so far.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.90010 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.90011 del
>>90009
don't put retards like schleck in charge


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.90012 del


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.90013 del
>>90009
both Lidl and Bora have crazy strong rosters and dogshit racing nous


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.90014 del
even in a stage like this greenstreets has 10 minutes on the time limit
they need to shave off 8 minutes atleast


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.90015 del
let me check what other races I've been ignoring have footage on youtube.
tour of japan:
https://www.youtube.com/@BPAJch/streams
outbound kansas:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XSI5XfzxJk0 [Embed]
bretagne ladies tour:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rezEdwleQbY [Embed]
alpes isère tour:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PiDmfX1d8qs [Embed]
tour of lithuania:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E3eLZ2ta5E0 [Embed]

not found: boucles de la mayenne & piss race (formerly known as Course de la Paix)


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.90016 del
heh the belgian speedskater lady actually won a cycling race


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.90017 del
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>>90016
ah that's where I remember her from. the olympics page has some further articles at the bottom that look really up to date.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.90018 del
canyon-sram now zonder crypto


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.90019 del
It works. For now.
I demand APOLOGIES right now.

Only 20 km as I forgot to charge me Garmin Edge and what's not measured, doesn't count.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.90020 del
>>90019
did you use the video?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.90021 del
>>90020
Yes
It is still not 100% fixed, small-large still rubs a very little and will be rubbing until a proper 2mm hex tool arrives.
But other than that, everything runs smoothly.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.90022 del
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>>90021
glorious day, I will go for a r*n and then drink a duvel for this comeback


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.90023 del
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>>90022
Enjoy
I want to thank all the Berts, my parents, my coach, my team mates, my train drivers. I wouldn't make this achievement without their support.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.90025 del
I'm personally in favour of any developments that facilitate the scoring of œufs by my boy Bert (zonder foto)


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.90026 del
>>89960
That had already happened - in the most predictable way. What a disaster.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.90027 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.90028 del
>Your order has been shipped
Hope it will make it here before the long weekend which starts on Turdsday.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.90029 del
>>90027
Whatever, Narvaez has a billion points already. I am still the most screwed


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.90030 del
What is that first column anyway


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.90031 del
>>90030
How many points you have lost due to mishaps.
See, you're NOT the most screwed.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:38 [Preview] No.90033 del
It is SO unfair that Jan HIRT has half the points the MILAN
Visible every mountain stage, making his homeland of South America proud.
Meanwhile, MILAN was humiliated EVERY 👏🏻 SINGLE 👏🏻SPRINT.
He should be having negative points.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.90034 del
>>90028
Same here. Already got Thule piggery Aerobars.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.90035 del
is it better to cycle 3 chains to wear the cassette gradually and then change everything once it's all worn down or is it better to throw away chains before they start wearing the cassette? will the cassette actually last indefinitely by always using semi new chains? I guess it's still more expensive to do that, however


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:52 [Preview] No.90036 del
>>90035
This is a level of autism I would only do if you are ultrasound cleaning and vaxxing you're chains


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.90037 del
>>90035
just buy a new chain and cassette every year or so, it's not that big of a deal, you're not a pro


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.90038 del
skoring celebratory peronis rather than duvels


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.90039 del
I buy a new chain for every ride


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:58 [Preview] No.90040 del
>>90035
no
But I cycle two chains:
One is on my bike.
If the one on my bike gets "dry" (heh), I'll switch to the freshly vaxxed one (It hangs in my closet next to the suit; I don't need either of them very often), and clean (ultrsonic) and revaxx the removed one and store it in the closet.
>>90036
what?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.90041 del
>>90033
Velogames need a soul category where Veloman can arbitrarily reward riders points based on how they ride. This will also include negative points for slurpers.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.90042 del
>>90041
how do you score riders like christen then


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.90043 del
>>90039
premium paypiggery


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.90044 del
>>90035
I was cycling 3 chains until >>88675 happened, now I am down to 2


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.90045 del
It's my dog's birthday.

I'm feeling a nice little teeny steak for him n


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.90046 del
>>90039
>replacing components
too cheap to get a new bike for each outing?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.90047 del
>>90046
No need to buy new bike, just bring it to the shop after each BIG ride for premium service at your local Bike Shop Volodymyr & Volodymyr


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.90048 del
I've lost a lot of respect for Cicco this race


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.90049 del
>>90044
how many km did it have?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.90050 del
>>90047
I've only brought my bike to shop once in last five years.

Attention payers may remember the trans gentleman with fresh sutures from a forehead reduction who fixed my headset after I accidentally over torqued the headset bolt


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.90051 del
>>90049
maximum 5k. the chain wear tool showed no wear


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.90052 del
>>90048
he's been a big baby 2bqh, riding with panache but zero brain and being rude to other riders who have goals of their own, acting like he's the main character of the whole race


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.90053 del
>>90051
odd, I've had a chain for almost 8k now that I've been cycling with another chain that has 7k km


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:21 [Preview] No.90054 del
>>90052
vingegaard promised him that stage god damnit!


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:25 [Preview] No.90055 del
>>90034
But I have placed my order two weeks ago. Stupid Italians.
AND they're sending it via their branding of DPD. Surely this will not stall until I am 40.
Do your Aerobars have some bike rack mount planned?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.90056 del
>>90055
>DPD
you have been warned before by other berts with bad experiences


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.90057 del
>>90054
if Trek cared about managing their riders he and Derek could have crossed the finish line arm-in-arm today


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.90059 del
>>90056
I had no idea they will be using DPD/BRT.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.90060 del
Volodymyr put in 6 bars btw, because that's what they say on the side of the tire


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.90061 del
>>90060
That's lowballing, I've had calculated 5,5 bar for me, 28mm for a 115kg "rider". Volodymyr seems like a knower.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.90062 del
>>90061
Yes, well, but the narrower tyres, the higher the pressure


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.90063 del
>>90062
I know, but I didn't notice "balding" there.
Maybe you wore a cap so Volodymyr didn't notice it so he mistakenly overcooked, alhamdullilah.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.90064 del
>>90060
when I need help I go to a guy that works out of his shed after work, does good work
last time I went to a bike shop they fucked up my wheel hub somehow


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.90065 del
just max out the pressure and it will eventually drop down to something that fits you


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.90066 del
Who is the dumbest rider in the peloton

-Giulio Ciccone
>Jantje Christen
>Marco Soler
>Remco Ravinepoel
-?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.90067 del
>>90066
remi cavagna would be a genuine retard if he couldn't pedal hard


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.90068 del
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>>90066
Del Toro. Even Cavagna riding face first into a wall was not dumber than the Del Toro UAE tactics from Giro 2025.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.90069 del
>>90068
Carapaz brought it back to ~7 seconds and Del Toro wouldn't finish it off, just incredibly stupid; it feels like we didn't get to see an actual finish to the race


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.90070 del
>>90069
It's hands down the worst tactics I have ever seen in a race. He gifted a grand tour win to Yates for no gain other than pushing Carapaz from 2nd to 3rd place and those two didn't have any bad blood prior to the race. And then he even had the audacity to be mad at Carapaz after the race.

You sometimes hear crazy stories about underhanded tactics in the old days but this was literally pure self-sabotage with no possible positive outcome for him. At least it was fun to watch and talk about. It will forever live rent free in my head.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.90071 del
>>90070
the cherry on top is that the UAE morons in the car kept telling him to wait for adama yashidi who was minutes behind


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.90072 del
>>90070
I'm ride-or-die for Richie, but it wasn't looking like he had the legs to drop Del Toro if Del Toro put in a 30-second pull to grab Yates

and Richie already had a 1st and 2nd here so 2nd vs 3rd wasn't nearly as big a deal to him


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.90073 del
>>90065
I also think this is the way, inflate it to the declared limit, maybe even slightly overinflate, it won't last long at this pressure anyways and it will naturally drop to the level where it will still deflate with time but much slower.
Plus it will pop in if it doesn't sit tight in the rant in any spot.



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