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/cyc/ - general Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 20:31 [Preview] No. 89419
embarrassing peak max power edition

>Current and upcoming road races
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
28.05 - 31.05 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 31.05 Bretagne Ladies Tour 2.1
30.05 - 07.06 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
01.06 - 05.06 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
03.06 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
04.06 - 06.06 Tour of Estonia 2.1
06.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro
07.06 Dwars door de Westhoek 1.1 WE
07.06 Alpes Gresivaudan Classic 1.1 WE
07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT
10.06 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro
13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
14.06 GP Gippingen 1.1
14.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
18.06 - 20.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
19.06 - 21.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1
21.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
21.06 LOTTO Thüringen Women Cycling Challenge 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>88444


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.89445 del
Narveazwinslol kinda of day
Shall not be watching

Alto Muro di Ca'del Poggio gonna be such a disappointment again


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.89486 del
>>89445
Cicco can drop him on those rampas


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.89496 del
lmao what is Cicco doing missing breaks here


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.89497 del
BOC doing his thing (derogatory).


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.89499 del
HORSE CATEGORY


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.89500 del
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horse laché


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.89502 del
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I'm back from shop
My good pal Volodymyr did a stellar shop
>jackeys are fine, no need to replace
>front cabel is fine, no need to replace
>crank arm is hitting front derailleur when pedalling
>easiest gear is rubbing on the front derailleur
All that for $40 + tip, job well done

+ he washed my bike and overinflated my wheels


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.89503 del
>>89469
objectively extremely funny


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.89504 del
some nice motopacing for Geens


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.89505 del
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>>89502
foreign talent is a great thing innit we ought to import more of that


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.89506 del
>>89502
>Volodymyr
are you sure this wasn't paduni under a fake name?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.89507 del
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Went hiking. Got a nice blister of course but was nice


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.89508 del
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sometimes I forget that I'm foreign talent and I'm glad I was imported


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.89509 del
I think the issue simply is the front derailleur cage is not properly aligned, I don't think he even touched it


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.89510 del
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here we go


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.89511 del
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At least some rampa, surely there will be fireworks to get my spirit higher


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.89512 del
>>89507
gorgeous

Ciccone is USELESS


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.89513 del
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I bet Gall is at the back


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.89514 del
EULALIU GOES SOLO


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.89515 del
>>89514
Dope


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.89516 del
MILAN still there.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.89517 del
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finally ciclismo


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.89518 del
UAE so bad


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.89519 del
Beyond homosexual
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.89520 del
cutie at the KOM


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.89521 del
I miss Grug and Pog


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.89522 del
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strada bagnata
wet finish


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.89523 del
one out of ten giro about to drift down to point five out of ten. Don't make me go any lower


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.89524 del
>Gee fastest on the climb
Podium in Rome confirmed


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.89525 del
pinarello finally decided to show up


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.89526 del
>>89521
Sure would've been cool to see 14 pog wins.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.89527 del
what is Visma doing pulling in G2...?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.89528 del
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the reports of jay hindley's death were premature


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.89529 del
They got this easy with the motorpacing


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.89530 del
>>89527
Piganzoli riding for himself


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.89531 del
Piganzoli riding for Piganzoli


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.89532 del
luv eulalio


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.89533 del
>>89531
>>89530
ah right


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.89534 del
>>89525
This Little bitch did almost nothing all giro.
Hopefully he can pull a Ruben guerreiro ( do nothing and then suddenly win ) .


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.89535 del
Ciccone a strong contender for worst teammate of the race


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.89536 del
gee-west having to pull again humiliation ritual


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.89537 del
>>89535
they must have told him he could ride his own race, but that hasn't worked out for him


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.89538 del
>>89536
Against the motor once again


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.89539 del
a sprinter victory, make your bets now
>seixaswinslol


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.89540 del
1 seixas
2 zambanini
3 milan


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.89541 del
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE HOW BAD ARE YOU YOU FAT ITALIAN FUCK


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.89542 del
manije wins


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.89543 del
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Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.89544 del
Milan SUCKS


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.89545 del
1 magnier
lol, those french names


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.89546 del
amazing that there were no chutes


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.89547 del
Milan humbled yet again. What a disaster race for him.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.89548 del
Stuyven absolutely insane


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.89549 del
>>89544
Milan nods whole body furiously in agreement


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.89550 del
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>>89548
>fuck off pinarello


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Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.89552 del
Ben Toiner 11th. Thanks for the work Ineos


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Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.89554 del
Andresen 19th lol


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.89555 del
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not looking good for czech republic at the skoda cup


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.89556 del
>>89554
I think he may be suffering from too much racing early season.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.89557 del
>>89556
he's been sick for most of the giro too


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.89558 del
>>89555
We are a ... a ...speed skating nation anyway


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Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.89560 del
8 velopoints wasted on that jobber jan christen, will never forgive myself


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.89561 del
>>89557
I'm not sure he's still sick I think he just messed up positioning because he didn't have a lead out


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.89562 del
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I now remember who psyopped me into two sprinters and that I need to pick LUND instead of MAGNIER.
Jonas will call of at least on or two finishes so I need a rider in form who will basculé des passos, not this fat ass MAGNIER. >>84035


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.89563 del
is the ciclamino out of reach for Narvaez now?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.89564 del
>>89561
it's not like you can easily recover in a GT, it's all baggage
Milan on the other hand is a fat fraud


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.89565 del
magnier


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.89566 del
>>89563
yes unless there's a chute brutale in rome


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.89567 del
>>89564
Terrible planing by liddl, Mads should be here


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.89568 del
Jannik "Clean" Sinner got humiliated in the heat today


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.89569 del
Yesterday I also reminded myself for whatever reason about that coal mine desaster in Chile or Peru or wherever.
Where they sat for like two months and were brought up in a capsule I wouldn't even fit even if I didn't die of claustrophobia along the way.
Heh, these were the long gone times of already internet but not full jew yet.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.89570 del
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>>89569
what if they starved you till you fit in the capsule, it's not like you'd have a choice


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.89571 del
>>89562
>squeaker_looking_at_himself_in_mirror_suspicious.jpg


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.89572 del
>>89567
>hey Mads we know we promised you Tour de France but now we changed our mind and will send you to Giro d'Italia still with huge pain in your wrists
something tells me that wouldn't go down well


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.89573 del
>>89572
Yes well, Milan would be a better fit in the tour and Mads here.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.89574 del
>>89572
there's some nice MWW stages in the tour too, the guy deserves the trust for once


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.89575 del
>>89574
yeah, lots of chances to drop pure sprinters


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.89576 del
>>89562
That's the whole fucking problem with GT velogames. You can only really afford to take one sprinter from a points/coin standpoint and if you don't hit on the one sprinter in good form, you're totally fucked


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.89577 del
>>89573
Mads is a better hjaelper for Ayuso


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.89578 del
>>89576
that and the random team wipe chute where you just lose positions every stage


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.89579 del
>@grok, so if even at maximum limit screw the chain still rubs over the front derailleur cage when in SMALL (front) - LARGEST (rear) gear, what is it sign off? Not enough tension in the cable?

Not enough cable tension on the front derailleur (cable too loose) — the derailleur may not be fully pulled inward; add a bit of tension at the pinch bolt or via the barrel adjuster.

hmm


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:49 [Preview] No.89580 del
>>89573
>Milan would be a better fit in the tour
I wouldn't say the Tour route isn't more sprinter friendly than the Giro this year.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.89581 del
>>89580
>7 stages till they get their first real flat stage
based


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.89582 del
>>89576
Well, it is not really that bad, Milan-Magnier is still very good.
It's not even that bad for me, considering I have a Vendrame 0, a Scaroni 200-400 less than it could be, Lund's 400-600 less.
I may still slide into top 10 for /cyc/.
But if I kept that Magnier AND went for Narvaez instead of Vendrame.
OH BROTHER (rip Hulk).


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.89583 del
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>>89579
honestly I don't see how too little cable tension could be the issue here, its rubbing when you're in the easiest gear not the hardest innit aka the base state of derailleur when nothing pulls on it
maybe the angle of the derailleur is off, check if it looks like in 2


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:02 [Preview] No.89584 del
>>89579
didn't you just bring it to the shop?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.89585 del
>>89566
did he not really want it? bizarre to not try something today after snapping up that one point


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.89586 del
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>>89582
Yeah if I didn't take Groves Buitrago Scaroni and Vendrame, and also had Eulálio, and Magnier instead of Milan I would have been GREAT


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.89587 del
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>>89584
please pay attention to the thread
>>89583
cable tension is not the issue i found, it is indeed the angle
the issue is
i am able to align the cage in a way that it doesn't rub the chain but the moment I start to tighten the primary screw (that holds it together), the cage rotates abit
contratry to what I thought, this part (pic related) does not allow any flex


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.89588 del
>>89586
Scaroni was ok, but the Groves-Vendrame duo really screwed us


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.89589 del
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>>89587
there is this one tiny screw (not limit screw) that you screw in so a tiny bolt pushes against either a tiny plate or simply the derailleur mounting point (on my frames thats enough) and that changes this very angle, once you have it the way you want you you tighten the FD down and it won't move anymore while you do that.
https://si.shimano.com/en/pdfs/dm/RAFD001/DM-RAFD001-05-ENG.pdf the full manual


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.89590 del
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>>89589
alright, be right back


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.89591 del
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>>89586
Yes well, if we didn't pick Jonas but Arensman-Gee and Gall-Hindley and Magnier and Narvaez-Silva-Eulalio and then Piganzoli and still leave out unspent 14 points, phew.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.89592 del
>>89590
>>89589
it's like a 2 mm bolt that I will 100% break if I apply the needed torque, FUCK


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.89593 del
>>89592
nah it should tank that, you gotta screw that thing in no two ways about it, thats the first step of setting up the fd without it I don't think it'll ever work the way its intended


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.89594 del
>>89593
i mean i am not able to loose the screw and i am worried me tool explode if i push more watts, its not easily accessible from the side


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.89595 del
>>89594
screw probably hasn't been moved since its inception oy vey


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.89596 del
>>89592
that screw shouldn't be maxed torque anyway
it should normally just touch the plate


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.89597 del
I still don't understand why you just didn't ask your slovakian friend to do all this when he swapped the cable


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.89598 del
fuck fuck fuck

>>89596
it won't even move a bit, i just need to tighten it a bit


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.89599 del
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who gives in first the screw or the tool
or the brtek


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.89600 del
>>89598
I would just untighten everything, lube the screws and start from scratch


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.89601 del
Business idea: electronic shifting


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.89602 del
>>89601
every di2 fd also has that exact same screw


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.89603 del
>>89601
worst part is you still have to do a fair amount of adjoosting


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:17 [Preview] No.89604 del
>>89603
yeah honestly setting up a di2 fd is in essence identical to a mechanical fd, instead of limit screws you have micro adjusting with the shifter and while you have no cable tension to worry about you have way more micro adjusting to do to get the fd position correct for all scenarios
setting up the mechanical grx fd was quicker than setting up the di2 fd on my road bike, not like either is hard or time consuming


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:28 [Preview] No.89605 del
>>89603
>>89604
I have not thought about my FD since the day I set up the bike.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.89606 del
>>89605
Actually that's not true, the bike shop left the FD battery cable too long and it rubbed on the rear tire and completely wore thru on my first ride, needed to replace that cable.

But since then, zero issues


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.89607 del
>>89605
neither have I


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.89608 del
can't post with photos anymore, always get 500 server error


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.89609 del
>>89608
Here?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.89610 del
It won't even shift anymore
I think that's the end of the road for me
Time to return to my running career
Cycling is for fags anyway, get out of my road!


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.89611 del
>>89609
yes, response is:

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Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:46 [Preview] No.89612 del
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>>89610


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.89613 del
clearing cookies, localStorage and cache did not help :(


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.89614 del
>>89611
Maybe some quirkeeey image format?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.89615 del
>>89614
no regular screenshot in png which I posted a million times, also can't post pepes


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.89616 del
Meanwhile COSNEFROY refuses to get très normal, maybe only HAYTER can outprologue him.
That teenage ALVAREZ as well.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:57 [Preview] No.89617 del
>>89610
Bertacek broke first


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.89619 del
Pls stop persecuting my Habsbert.

HAYTER didn't do shit. SODERQVIST?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.89620 del
I really, really like this edition


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.89621 del
>>89611
Try now.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.89622 del
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test


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.89623 del
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>>89621
works!
based admin


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.89624 del
>>89623
I passed it on.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.89625 del
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Julius Bert!


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:50 [Preview] No.89626 del
>>89610
turns out you don't have a screw loose
hehe


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.89627 del
>>89610
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZdF8O-2UbZE [Embed]

this guy makes retard proof guides
just restart from scratch


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.89628 del
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>>89627
>19+ minute video to cover a manual that's less than 150 words
squeezing every second of content out of this topic jesus


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:02 [Preview] No.89629 del
>>89628
The manual actually kinda sucks I've found if you've already fucked too much with your limit screws.
It goes off the fact that you get them at factory position.
Like the problem brtek has with the support screw is something you align first in the manual but if you limit screws are fucked up beforehand you're never going to get it aligned properly anymore without getting those in order first.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.89630 del
>>89625
UAE unlocked him


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.89631 del
holy moly how bad is mads fraudersen


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.89632 del
Thinking of buying new running shoes for my new reborn running career
My current shoeslaces are making weird squeaking sounds so probably time to bin them


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.89633 del
>>89632
throw away all that garbage
the only thing you need is a fixie for commuting, some sandals made of old tyres, and a couple titanium bidons you can fill with sirup


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:11 [Preview] No.89634 del
>fabio kwabkobsen dead last and 45 seconds slower than olav goy who's been dead for 9 months


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.89635 del
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>>89632
will probably save me 30 seconds on a km


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.89636 del
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now there was some paypiggery with a propa gimmick


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.89637 del
The basic truth is that bike components were not made to fit these freakish one in a million XXXL frames.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.89638 del
>>89637
nonsense
with a competent mechanic any size frame or component can be made to just werk


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:30 [Preview] No.89639 del
>>89608
had endchan.net acting up lately, endchan.org works fine...for now


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.89640 del
>>89630
that's not how you spell Sabgal / Anicolor


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:32 [Preview] No.89641 del
>>89632
adidas makes you run a marathon under 2 hours.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.89642 del
>>89638
But this man only has access to incompetent mechanics (himself, namely)


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.89643 del
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before alpecin / after alpecin


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.89644 del
>>89642
I suck at doing things first time but I don't have (that much) problem doing them again alter


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.89645 del
>>89605
same


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.89646 del
were the 1x freakazoids right all along?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:47 [Preview] No.89647 del
>>89646
it is very easy but I like having 2x


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.89648 del
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>>89646
yes derailleurs must disappear they are too complicated for the common pleb mechanic (commercial or private)


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.89649 del
>>89646
not until we get chains that are half the width so we can have a 30-ring cassette


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.89650 del
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electric igh by 2030, no more derailleurs no more cassettes
remove all wicked things that turn men mad


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.89651 del
>>89646
No


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.89652 del
>>89650
of all his issues I'm surprised it's the FD that pushed him over the edge
all because his cable was worn too
the spiral is unforgiving


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.89653 del
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Consider the following


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.89654 del
>>89652
the cable was actually fine Volodymyr from the bike shop said so >>89502
now we can debate why that good man would not set up the fd correctly, I mean he must've disconnected the cable and set it all up again. Why did he not do it right?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.89655 del
>>89653
Only with a nigger car *ptssss* while shifting.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.89656 del
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>>89649
that's basically what classified is
shift in your wheel or whatever and get twice the cogs


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.89657 del
>>89654
it was his rear cable that was fucked no?
one would wonder why a bike mechanic indexed his rear derailleur while the front was rubbing though, just czechem things


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.89658 del
>>89646
absolutely not. having 2-3 tooth jumps is retarded


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.89659 del
>>89657
It was front cabel.
It is fine, I guess (it is not fine btw, it got 2 or 3 loose hair)


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.89660 del
>>89659
I thought your problem was you couldn't get in your smallest cogs on your cassette? Isn't that your rear derailleur cable?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.89661 del
>>89656
classified is a neat idea I think thats the one way to make 1x road work if you have gradients on your rides but I heard it requires maintenance checkups for which you need to send your wheel in and the efficiency is garbage especially combined with crosschaining. Pissing away watts


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.89662 del
>>89659
wtf kinda bikeshop and mechanic is that


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:04 [Preview] No.89663 del
>>89661
I've tested it once at some event and it was kinda nice but it was really expensive since you had to send in your wheelset back then for them to integrate the hub. Plus it was really heavy.

And then campenaerts used it in pro cycling and he fucking sucked with it kek.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.89664 del
>>89660
My issue is that I cannot have FRONT derailleur in such spot that largest rear cog won't rub over the front derailleur cage (limit screw is not enough)


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.89665 del
>>89662
I would take you a photo but it would get reposted mercilessly for GENERATIONS and I can't have it


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:08 [Preview] No.89666 del
>>89664
So you went to a bikeshop, the guy did absolutely nothing for you and charged you 40 buck? My man what are you doing... at least let him strip the screw for you so he has to replace it at his cost next time.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.89667 del
>>89663
there's some new-ish groupset from TRP that integrates the classified hub with some shimano style shifters and derailleur, it basically gives you 1x16 or so with a 12 speed cassette
but again the efficiency loss is too great, if you paypig expensive gear you want to tryhard for speed and losing a bunch of watts anytime you're riding a gradient over 5% defies all reason


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.89668 del
>>89666
Hubris
I thought it would be easy to adjust and I gradually fell into a black hole
Lesson learned I guess


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.89669 del
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I have solved the FD enigma


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.89670 del
>new spesh crux looks like a tarmac now
lame


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.89671 del
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>>89627
kek


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.89672 del
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>>89671
everyone has their own volodymyr


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.89673 del
>>89670
Probably as expensive too


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.89674 del
>>89673
the low tier one starts at 2700eu, the s-works one is like 13k


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.89675 del
>>89673
its actually even more expensive


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.89676 del
I'm buying proper hex keys.
I only have "L" types, getting a "T" types.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.89677 del
>>89676
Brtek and p*rchasing...name a more iconic duo


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.89678 del
Had a very good laugh reading through this whole bike fiasko, thanks bertaczek. I think the only logical choice now is buying a zwift frame and only shifting virtually.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.89679 del
>>89678
I think we should buy him a beginner course bike maintenance for his birthday


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.89680 del
>>89670
>from perfect double triangle rounded tube with standard seatpost to a tarmac
Lmao. At least I won't be tempted to buy that shit anymore


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.89681 del
>>89680
but what bike are they going to use for CX now?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.89682 del
>>89681
Probably the old one, actually. Damn they have to ride a bike with 25watts penalty


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.89683 del
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New van rysel? The rcr isn't that old, maybe some deals to be had soonish


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.89684 del
>>89683
All these bikes start looking the same to me not gonna lie


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.89685 del
ciclismo?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.89686 del
today ciccone will win for sure


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.89687 del
>>89685
Yes?
>>89686
Yes


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.89688 del
>>89686
His last chance is tomorrow, I don't know if visma will care much then. Ofcourse he will waste his energy today though


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.89689 del
>>89678
>>89679
😡


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.89690 del
My local Trek store offers bike maintenance courses for beginners!
Maybe I should take part some time, there are many potential cyc gf's. And some soyboys.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.89691 del
Valgren and Shaw have had enough of il giro


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.89692 del
>>89691
They are just like me


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.89693 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.89694 del
>>89693
And I want to see Jonathan Vaughters driving off a cliff but we can't have everything in life


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.89695 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.89696 del
>In the extensive Spanish doping case Operación Ilex, university professor Marcos Maynar and exercise physiologist Ignacio Bartolomé have been sentenced to prison terms of two years and nine months, respectively. According to the renowned Spanish sports newspaper Marca, these are the largest criminal convictions in the history of doping in Spain.

>In particular, many riders who were under contract with Caja Rural-Seguros RGA in the years 2020–2023 were in contact with the two convicted individuals. Among them is Orluis Aular, the Venezuelan champion who is currently riding for Movistar in the Giro d’Italia. Other well-known names such as Julen Amezqueta, Garokoitz Bravo, and Josu Etxeberria also appear on the witness list. Furthermore, López's name appears frequently in Operácion Ilex. He was also a client of Maynar and Bartolome and received, among other things, DCA capsules and Actovegin Forte tablets.

>Maynar was sentenced to two years in prison, a fine of 2,700 euros, and a 21-month suspension from his work. Bartolomé must serve nine months in prison, received a fine of 2,100 euros, and is prohibited from performing his work for nine months. With this, Maynar now has the dubious honor of having received the harshest legal punishment ever in a Spanish doping case. The sentence is heavier than that of doping doctor Eufemiano Fuentes, who received a one-year prison sentence following Operácion Puerto in 2006.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.89697 del
>>89693
I don't want to see anyone driving at cofidis to be quite honest


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.89698 del
A solid climbing by young grande superstar DATI at Pico Fuji, finishing ahead of superstars YAMAMOTO and TAARAMAE


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.89699 del
>>89697
fortunately they tend to be invisible


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.89701 del
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kino gravelride done, now the bad weather can come


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.89702 del
Pinarello you little fucker, you did not do shit all giro long.

At least go in the break today or tomorrow jesus


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.89703 del
some Slovakian boomer showed up at the Giro.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.89704 del
>>89691
>Both riders have given a huge amount to the team over the past weeks and we are proud of the way they have raced. With several riders already sidelined through injury this season, and with Michael and James both essential to our goals this summer, we have made the decision to prioritize their health, recovery, and preparation for the important block of racing ahead.
How is JAMES SHAW, whoever that is essential to goals this summer. What are these goals


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.89705 del
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stage winner at tour of japan gets some random aliexpress gift


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.89706 del
Oh yeah and
>We have enormous respect for the Giro and will keep fighting all the way to Rome.
Except that we, you know, don't


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.89707 del
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>kanji writing of the riders names
heh, I bet some of you have no problem recognizing the riders by teams.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.89708 del
>>89707
I think those are kanas (from hiraganaor katakana not sure),not kanjis. Kanjis are the Chinese style characters.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.89709 del
>>89708
but this is Japan, not Kansas


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.89710 del
>>89709
>kansas
Unboundbros, only one more sleep


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.89711 del
>>89707
I love how their website is stuck 2005
https://www.toj.co.jp/

Tour of Taiwan is the same case


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.89712 del
>>89710
any retired pros in the startlist?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.89713 del
>>89712
if you want to count the gay Dutch criminals as former pros, then yes


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.89714 del
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Interview at the start of Course de la Paix Grand Prix Jeseníky, they are asking couple of lads:
>What is harder than cycling
Some answers
>finding a /cyc/ gf
>cooking
>finding a /cyc/ gf
>finding a /cyc/ gf


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.89715 del
>>89714
how hard can it be to find a /cyc/ gf and make her your berthette?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.89716 del
>>89708
>from hiraganaor katakana not sure
katakana


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.89717 del
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>>89716


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.89718 del
>>89712
Burdo Bardet and Postalburger I guess


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.89719 del
>>89714
notice how they didn't say bike maintenance


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.89720 del
>>89701
I hope not I'm in Vienna next week


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.89721 del
>>89719
I don't think runners do their own bike maintenance all that often


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.89722 del
abandon NARVAEZ


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.89723 del
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>>89720
its already looking better actually. I'm going to Tyrol for some rampas next week - Kühtai and Gerlospass are on the menu so far


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.89724 del
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>>89722


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.89725 del
let's mention some names on the unbound start list:
244 Eddy Le Huitouze (former FDJ jobber without contract)
234 Thomas Dekker (criminal scum)
226 Emil Herzog (Borabro, who just raced in France)
224 Taylor Phinney-Niewadom
205 Mads Würtz SChmidt (used to be on the Israel payroll, won 4 Spanish gr*vel races this season)
201 Lukas Pöstlberger (delivers burgers)
164 Thomas De Gendt (lotto legend who won a stage in all 3 grand tours)
160 Romain Bardet (squeak)
88 Dylan Johnson (found 3 more aero and science gainz for a top 20 result)
41 Simon Pellaud (li ning star jobber who puts the gr*vel community to shame by beating them)


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.89726 del
>>89725
lmao


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.89727 del
>>89722
Wtf? Wrong blood bag?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.89728 del
WTF Narvaez FUCKING UP my veloteam


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.89729 del
>>89707
Heh, back in the day I could spell it out. Let's see how far can I go before translating it via some OCR or just throwing it into Grok.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.89730 del
Yeah, nah, Grok it is.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.89731 del
Here are the names from the leaderboard transliterated into Romaji:Mattteo Fabbro (マッテオ・ファッブロ)
Kamīru Bonū (カミール・ボヌー)
Edowarudo Seburupeda (エドアルド・セブルペダ)
Benjiamin Buradesu Reberuteru (ベンジャミン・ブラデス・レヴェルテル)
Fāgasu Burauningu (ファーガス・ブラウニング)
Mashū Gurīn'uddo (マシュー・グリーンウッド)
Adone Viremuyan Fan Enguren (アドネ・ヴィレムヤン・ファン・エングレン)
Nikoro Garippo (ニコロ・ガリッポ)
Nahomu Zerai Araya (ナホム・ゼライ・アラヤ)
Rūku Bānzu (ルーク・バーンズ)


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.89732 del
Narvaez rode into a bus apparently


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.89733 del
>>89731
>seburupeda
close enough


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.89734 del
>>89732
So doped can't even see a bus in front of him


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.89735 del
>>89731
i was wondering why VAN ENGELEN had such a long name


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.89736 del
>>89734
reminds me of r*mcoid flattening press corps in his dopage fuelled rage


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.89737 del
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I think this needs much more to fully appreciate these silly Nihon-jins.

Matteo FABBRO - Mattteo Fabbro (マッテオ・ファッブロ)
Kamiel BONNEU - Kamīru Bonū (カミール・ボヌー)
Eduardo SEPULVEDA - Edowarudo Seburupeda (エドアルド・セブルペダ)
Benjamin PRADES REVERTE - Benjiamin Buradesu Reberuteru (ベンジャミン・ブラデス・レヴェルテル)
Fergus BROWNING - Fāgasu Burauningu (ファーガス・ブラウニング)
Matthew GREENWOOD - Mashū Gurīn'uddo (マシュー・グリーンウッド)
Adne VAN ENGELEN - Adone Viremuyan Fan Enguren (アドネ・ヴィレムヤン・ファン・エングレン)
Nicolo GARIBBO - Nikoro Garippo (ニコロ・ガリッポ)
Nahom ZERAY ARAYA - Nahomu Zerai Araya (ナホム・ゼライ・アラヤ)
Luke BURNS - Rūku Bānzu (ルーク・バーンズ)


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.89738 del
attack KUSS & CICCONE


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.89739 del
>>89738
now that's a kino cabeza


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.89740 del
MILAN biggest kwab of the giro so far?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.89741 del
>>89737
Are the samurais not familiar with the letter L?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.89742 del
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>>89741
Doesn't rook rike it.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.89743 del
If Visma and Vingegaard are so concerned about being “greedy” maybe they shouldn’t go for the stage win with their domestiques. I’d find that way more annoying if I were in the peloton than them just winning with the best rider in the race


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.89745 del
>>89741
tl;dr
Usually no but sometimes yes.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.89746 del
Jonas HIRT missing the slag, PATHETIC


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.89747 del
>>89740
Believe it or not, actually Treinbert's Veloteam


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.89748 del
GEE-WEST doing the LANDIS


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.89749 del
>>89743
if other teams' attaques annoy them, runners can simply pedal harder


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.89750 del
>>89744
They must feeling a little stupid now that /r/ was axed


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.89751 del
>>89750
They would've been fine if they had /l/ but apparently doesn't exist


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.89752 del
HIRT PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.89753 del
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Oh god, that means Bahrain, Ineos and Bora of all places will have to pull now to prevent GEE-WEST skyrocketing at the classification general


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.89754 del
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time to pay attention, there's a group gee west of testa della corsa


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.89755 del
>>89746
? He's there


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.89756 del
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sepp hirt


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.89757 del
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meanwhile visma hunting sepp at the back


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.89758 del
>>89756
Great shot. Look at all these fatbodies gasping and panting and our boy Sepp sitting cool as a cucumber looking immaculate


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.89759 del
>>89757
Based, kwab kuss


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.89760 del
Bettiol, so based


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.89761 del
>>89757
soulless ghouls can't stand even the thought of super SEPP shining


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.89762 del
Nice attempt of a raid by the tudor boys


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.89763 del
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here's how ciccone can still win the blue jersey:


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.89764 del
Why are all these assholes from the top 10 doing this. Now the breakaway will never get much time of course. Is literally everybody conspiring against Cicco?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.89765 del
Navarez abandoned wtf, missed that


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.89766 del
>>89764
>why are gc riders trying to improve their position in gc
a mystery


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.89767 del
>>89766
FUCK them


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.89768 del
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so regarding bertaczeks new jogging shoes, dude runs in adiletten


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.89769 del
>>89768
imagine the clam puffiness


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.89770 del
>>89768
Love a gal with PNS on her bum


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.89771 del
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E-scooter killed a cyclist in NYC this week. Look at his bike, just completely cut in half.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.89772 del
>>89771
Wtf. Americans are fucking crazy man


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.89773 del
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Let it be known it took my about 5 (five) minutes to undo all the fuck up from yesterday.
Now it's just a matter of that T-shaped hex tool arriving on monday so I can move with the offset screw


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.89774 del
>>89772
There's plenty of those e-scooter here too, mostly food delivery


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.89775 del
>>89771
factor stocks tanking


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.89776 del
>>89772
Somehow I sincerely doubt the guy going 50 mph on an illegal scooter was American. These are always African or Sudacas


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.89777 del
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christ laché


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.89778 del
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>>89771
Cyclists need a lance for jousting.
Or a shoulder-launched rabbit.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.89779 del
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I really miss hiking in the Alps, once the racing season is over in June, i will have to get meself back into hiking form, for real this time.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.89780 del
>>89777
he has done absolutely nothing this very Il Giro


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.89781 del
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UAE in shambles


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.89782 del
Peloton already decimated
Good


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.89783 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.89784 del
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Dolomiti
Home


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.89785 del
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all smiles


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.89786 del
>>89785
I've seen this before. Lachee imminent


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.89787 del
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Tim REX abnormal again


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.89788 del
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moo


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.89789 del
Why is Ciccone riding like this if he wants to win the stage? Tudor will pace as long as they have riders in the group and Lidl has Sobrero too


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.89790 del
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>>89778
>kurvanje


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.89791 del
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>>89788
>il mu!


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.89792 del
>>89789
Ciccone wants the mountain jersey now


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.89793 del
>>89772
there are 5.000 talahon faggots cruising around with the same tech


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.89794 del
>>89792
He can just stay in the group and win the sprints though. He rides a bit stupidly rn imo


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.89795 del
>>89794
Need to get rid of those GC nerds or else they'll get caught


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.89796 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.89797 del
>>89790
Its his kurva mother.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.89798 del
the dolomites.....


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.89799 del
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this is ridiculously beautiful


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.89800 del
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jonas has given up the blue jersey


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.89801 del
>>89797
How was that? Kurva anyatok?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.89802 del
Cinque Torri shots incoming


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.89803 del
dolomites are so fakkin sexy


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.89804 del
>>89778
>horizontal video
>burn in huge amounts of empty space to make it vertical
a crime against humanity


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.89805 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.89806 del
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>>89778
heh, he sounds a bit angry


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.89807 del
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kurwa, these people are everywhere


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.89808 del
>>89799
my fiancee and her sister did an 8-day hike through the dolomites one summer, unbelievable pictures


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.89809 del
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>>89808
yes, well


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.89810 del
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>Gr. CICCONE, GEE & STORER
MAS NICOLAU lachee


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.89811 del
COOMER gone


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.89812 del
>>89811
This makes me extremely angry


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.89813 del
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bigma


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.89814 del
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uae traitors


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.89815 del
HIRT's climbing form is in a sense even worse than GALL's


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.89816 del
Vernon ABANDON


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.89817 del
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abandon vermin


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.89818 del
Eulálio did the Landa thing


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.89819 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.89820 del
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>>89814
Plot twist: It's a slow release bio-chemical poison that will slowly diminish the rider's VO2 capability over the next few months rendering them useless for the (real race) Le Tour.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.89821 del
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um, I thought this guy was only into femmes ciclismo avec zwift


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.89822 del
>>89779
opposite for me, it's a spring of BIG hikes and then ciclismo all summer from June


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.89823 del
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jonas not even breathing


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.89824 del
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attack by the giulios


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.89825 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.89826 del
KUSS goes solo


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.89827 del
>>89811
WHY


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.89828 del
HIRT in difficulty


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.89829 del
What was the point of Ben ZWIEHOF?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.89830 del
Why is pellizzari betraying hindley


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.89831 del
What a scenery


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.89832 del
eulalio not paying attention


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.89833 del
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cima coppi goes to...


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.89834 del
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big moral victory for ciccone


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.89835 del
my fiancée stayed at one of those refugia at the passo


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.89836 del
>>89801
Kurva anyátok is plural, their mothers.
He said kurva anyját which is his/her/its mom in accusative case. Eg "a kurva anyja picsája" = the ass of his kurva mom vs " kurva anyját basza meg" = suggesting that he should fuck his kurva mom.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.89837 del
>>89804
I concur.

>>89806
I've seen an ad for band aid made out of that video.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.89838 del
Oleg COOL wins in Buckles of France


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.89839 del
>pippa york
muted


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.89840 del
>>89839
Based


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.89841 del
break making it today? Vinegar could probably do the catch on his own on the final climb


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.89842 del
Ciccone, the cycling diplomat


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.89843 del
>>89841
Break wins today, Vingegaard or Piganzoli wins tomorrow


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.89844 del
>>89841
depends, I reckon they want kuss to win so who's gonna pull
on the other hand if the gap grows hindley gets pushed back


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.89845 del
booba


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.89846 del
absolute coomer ad this


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.89847 del
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sexismo


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.89848 del
>>89847
absolutely based


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.89849 del
>>89847
I love italy


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.89850 del
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>>89848
If the Euro Sport Authority got their act together and got boob jobs for all the women professional cyclists, the sport would TAKE OFF!


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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.89852 del
Rode this very road in pitch dark (in a car) and it wasn't a pleasant experience


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.89853 del
PAS NORMAL CLIMBING


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.89854 del
Gee playing all or nothing, I like it


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.89855 del
derek gee-west another 6 seconds closer to winning the Giro


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.89856 del
einar rubio seething


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.89857 del
seething south american manlet


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.89858 del
I like Gee, would love to see him pass Arseman


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.89859 del
>I need the money ai papi


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.89860 del
Kek, Storer and Gee bullying Rubio


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.89861 del
>>89858
if they let the gap keep growing at this pace he'll pass gall too lol


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.89862 del
>>89861
alright I like my velopoints more than that


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.89863 del
>>89856
>>89857
>>89860
fuck that sudaca, justice for pinot


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.89864 del
rubio that asshole


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.89865 del
lol what is going on


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.89866 del
Rubio never entering a Lidl again in his life


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.89867 del
>>89866
Lmao


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.89868 del
LET. CICCO. WIN


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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.89870 del
>>89861
surely ineos and decathlon won't let that happen


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.89871 del
>>89868
THIS STAGE WAS PROMISED TO HIM


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.89872 del
Cicco angee


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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.89874 del
>>89873
>FUCK OFF, YOU SPANISH FUCK


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.89875 del
KOOIJ wins.
Mads, yes well.
Brennoid also not quite.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.89876 del
it's gotta be heartbreak for Cicco again


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.89877 del
yellow card this greedy grande for attaque di decent


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.89878 del
love this cicco, let him fly


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.89879 del
Ciccone is such a brainlet
Now he is just sabotaging Gee’s chances to get on the podium


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.89880 del
>>89875
>7 Mads P.
>11 Brennan
>19 Dainese
>27 Lecroq
>31 Big Gleb


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.89881 del
feels like a ciccone chute is bound to happen


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.89882 del
>>89879
Sounds BASED to me


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.89883 del
>>89881
if he doesn't chute, the rage adrenaline is going to wear off and he'll bonk


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.89884 del
Almost a minute he is going NUTS


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.89885 del
>>89881
and then he'll just wait in the bushes to tackle rubio


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.89886 del
What is the point of the following riders:
>CARUSO Damiano
>WEST Dereq
>RUBIO Einer
>HIRT Jan
>PELLIZZARI Guilio
>KUSS Sepp
>STORER Michael
?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.89887 del
>>89886
>KUSS Sepp
being an elite grimping hyperdomestic grande tour vainqueuer
can't speak to the rest


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.89888 del
>>89884
I'm starting to believe


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.89889 del
bit kino this


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.89890 del
I think all of this will lead to a vingo wins in the end


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.89891 del
>>89890
If he overtakes Cicco in the last 100 meters there will be riots


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.89892 del
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small graveyard


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.89893 del
>>89891
what if Kuss overtakes him in the last 100 meters


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.89894 del
dolomiti are kitsch


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.89895 del
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>>89886
please run those names through the Japanizer the next time like here >>89737


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.89896 del
why isn't cicco kissing and waving at the camera?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.89897 del
>>89893
in that case I will enjoy a duvel in celebration


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.89898 del
>>89886
This is bait


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.89899 del
>>89893
Who?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.89900 del
allez cicco, let out all your rage


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.89901 del
>>89896
roid rage


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.89902 del
so they let him win this time, they did get the memo


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.89903 del
kuss following with ease


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.89904 del
the hirt locker


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.89905 del
>>89895
>SUTORAA Maikeru
>KUSU Sepppu
>PERIZZARI Guiyerio
>HAATO Jan
>RUBIO Iinaa
>WESUTO Dereku
>KARUSO Damiano


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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.89907 del
>>89905
>KUSU Sepppu
seppuku


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.89908 del
GALL will go nuclear today


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.89909 del
decathlon about to spoil the ciccone fun


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.89910 del
Cicco losing a second per second. It's over


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GALL ABOUT TO GO THERMONUCLEAR


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.89912 del
not a done deal, uh oh


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Peloton of 8 runners


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.89914 del
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dopathlon showing neetcompany who's boss


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.89915 del
I have huge respect for eulalio, that dude has been dying for a week and a half but he's always there fighting.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.89916 del
KAM ON ALFONSO SKORE SOME FAKING WATTS


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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.89918 del
hoping for an all out brawl between WEST and CICCONEwhen they catch him


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.89919 del
MÜHLBERGER pas normal this giro


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.89920 del
thymen in the red zone


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.89921 del
Piganzoli is ridiculous


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.89922 del
GALL GALL GALL


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.89923 del
ciccone looks like a snail compared to the guys coming up


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.89924 del
GALL
A
L
L


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.89925 del
jonas didn't get the memo, that he has to help piganzoli


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.89926 del
Gall æsthetique


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.89927 del
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G A L L
A
L
L


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.89928 del
kuss blacklist ended


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.89929 del
Kuss bros we are feasting


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.89930 del
kuss farting


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.89931 del
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sepp


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.89932 del
>>89923
yeah I'm worried, adrenaline is gone


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.89933 del
pellizzari called back by hindley?


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that hirt fan will have to wait for a long time


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.89935 del
RIP Cicco


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.89936 del
God DAMN it


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.89937 del
does seppu-chan sit in the wheel or kraak him right away?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.89938 del
hue


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Surely a grande tifosi will do the needful


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.89940 del
>>89937
welp


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.89941 del
Visma hates Ciccone


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.89942 del
e-bike activated


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.89943 del
Cicco is dead


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.89944 del
>>89939
you could already see the moto think about blocking him
wouldn't be the first time


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sepp is back


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.89946 del
Pathetic by Lidl and Ciccone today


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.89947 del
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>>89899


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.89948 del
wtf is that HIRT?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.89949 del
>>89934
>viva la figa


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.89950 del
VINGEGAARD in Gr. HIRT


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.89951 del
all those match savings...finally paying dividends


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.89952 del
>>89946
GEE-WEST will catch Kuss


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.89953 del
Everything here makes me angry. But especially Jan HIRT


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.89954 del
SLUUUUUUUUUUURP


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.89955 del
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Surely our lad WEST gonna humble the v*smoid


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.89956 del
Horner gonna have a stroke


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.89957 del
>>89952
But they could have had at least another 40 seconds or so had Ciccone not attacked


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.89958 del
>>89957
yeah tactically they've been terrible


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.89959 del
For me, it is stage winner in all three GTs Sepp KUSS


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.89960 del
>>89957
and let yourself be humiliated by a south american? think of the honor bert


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.89961 del
HINDLEY looking sharp


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.89962 del
sepp is zrugg


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.89963 del
kek sepp


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.89965 del
>tfw the good ending


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.89966 del
will he kiss jonas' sticker?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.89967 del
sepp kuss now won a stage in all grand tours


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.89968 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.89969 del
>>89968
VERY cool post

>>89967
Ppattt


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.89970 del
DSQ VINGEGAARD for celebrating


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.89971 del
caruso nosebreathing up 10%


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.89972 del
WAAR HIRT


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.89973 del
>>89972
he's here that sonofabitch


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.89974 del
HIRT COMES IN


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.89975 del
>2,000 CZK to review some Czech grant
Surely this is a lot in local money


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.89976 del
>>89975
A monthly salary for most


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.89977 del
Jan Hirt is the biggest dopeur in the history of cycling


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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.89979 del
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ewww


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.89980 del
>>89977
a guy can't go on a solo training stage in south america anymore without getting this thrown at him?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.89981 del
>>89979
all lungs


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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.89983 del
Rubio should have understood that Gee-West needed the bonis more than he did


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.89984 del
aw he's really happy


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.89985 del
Seppo always cuts a clean promo on the mic


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.89986 del
>>89980
After ZERO results for YEARS. It's like throwing piss in our faces


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.89987 del
Who is a bigger kwab, Ciccone or Milan


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.89988 del
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it's a good time for a radler - sepp kuss 2026


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.89989 del
>>89987
Cicco is winning the KOM jersey


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.89990 del
Bart Lemmen 20th here. Sure why the fuck not


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.89991 del
>>89988
very sweet


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.89992 del
>>89983
yeah but rubio is at the top of the red bull cope sprint classification and he has 75 IQ


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.89993 del
Sepp Kuss. Grand tour GC winner, winner of stages in all three GTs, elite super domestique, all around good guy


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.89994 del
c'mon O'Goober


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.89995 del
>>89993
based and factual post


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.89996 del
whats with the seething about HIRT? I don't get it, that dude was okayish in '22, won a giro stage and was 6th in GC already


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.89997 del
Bigger hit than desired, but I still believe, Voltabros. Still 1:03 to manage.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.89998 del
>>89996
>2022 Wanty


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.89999 del
Sepp Kuss is in the top hundred wheelrunners to ever live


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.90000 del
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>>89996
>here's your blood passport bro


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.90001 del
>>90000
Lmao


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.90002 del
>>90000
kek


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.90003 del
>>89999
And this makes chuds seethe


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.90004 del
O'Connor +9:36, great. I have absolutely nobody left except Jonas and Cicco


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.90005 del
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>>90000
the wanty picture deserved an update


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.90006 del
>>90005
They had some very round wheels that year


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.90007 del
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>>90005
okay okay I get it now


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.90008 del
>>90005
>angry dog barking


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.90009 del
how do you fix Lidl? their season has been dogshit so far.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.90010 del
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>>90009


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.90011 del
>>90009
don't put retards like schleck in charge


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.90012 del
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>>90010
lmao


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.90013 del
>>90009
both Lidl and Bora have crazy strong rosters and dogshit racing nous


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.90014 del
even in a stage like this greenstreets has 10 minutes on the time limit
they need to shave off 8 minutes atleast


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.90015 del
let me check what other races I've been ignoring have footage on youtube.
tour of japan:
https://www.youtube.com/@BPAJch/streams
outbound kansas:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XSI5XfzxJk0 [Embed]
bretagne ladies tour:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rezEdwleQbY [Embed]
alpes isère tour:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PiDmfX1d8qs [Embed]
tour of lithuania:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E3eLZ2ta5E0 [Embed]

not found: boucles de la mayenne & piss race (formerly known as Course de la Paix)


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.90016 del
heh the belgian speedskater lady actually won a cycling race


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.90017 del
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>>90016
ah that's where I remember her from. the olympics page has some further articles at the bottom that look really up to date.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.90018 del
canyon-sram now zonder crypto


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.90019 del
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It works. For now.
I demand APOLOGIES right now.

Only 20 km as I forgot to charge me Garmin Edge and what's not measured, doesn't count.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.90020 del
>>90019
did you use the video?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.90021 del
>>90020
Yes
It is still not 100% fixed, small-large still rubs a very little and will be rubbing until a proper 2mm hex tool arrives.
But other than that, everything runs smoothly.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.90022 del
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>>90021
glorious day, I will go for a r*n and then drink a duvel for this comeback


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.90023 del
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>>90022
Enjoy
I want to thank all the Berts, my parents, my coach, my team mates, my train drivers. I wouldn't make this achievement without their support.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.90025 del
I'm personally in favour of any developments that facilitate the scoring of œufs by my boy Bert (zonder foto)


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.90026 del
>>89960
That had already happened - in the most predictable way. What a disaster.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.90027 del
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Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.90028 del
>Your order has been shipped
Hope it will make it here before the long weekend which starts on Turdsday.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.90029 del
>>90027
Whatever, Narvaez has a billion points already. I am still the most screwed


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.90030 del
What is that first column anyway


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.90031 del
>>90030
How many points you have lost due to mishaps.
See, you're NOT the most screwed.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:38 [Preview] No.90033 del
It is SO unfair that Jan HIRT has half the points the MILAN
Visible every mountain stage, making his homeland of South America proud.
Meanwhile, MILAN was humiliated EVERY 👏🏻 SINGLE 👏🏻SPRINT.
He should be having negative points.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.90034 del
>>90028
Same here. Already got Thule piggery Aerobars.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.90035 del
is it better to cycle 3 chains to wear the cassette gradually and then change everything once it's all worn down or is it better to throw away chains before they start wearing the cassette? will the cassette actually last indefinitely by always using semi new chains? I guess it's still more expensive to do that, however


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:52 [Preview] No.90036 del
>>90035
This is a level of autism I would only do if you are ultrasound cleaning and vaxxing you're chains


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.90037 del
>>90035
just buy a new chain and cassette every year or so, it's not that big of a deal, you're not a pro


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.90038 del
skoring celebratory peronis rather than duvels


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.90039 del
I buy a new chain for every ride


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:58 [Preview] No.90040 del
>>90035
no
But I cycle two chains:
One is on my bike.
If the one on my bike gets "dry" (heh), I'll switch to the freshly vaxxed one (It hangs in my closet next to the suit; I don't need either of them very often), and clean (ultrsonic) and revaxx the removed one and store it in the closet.
>>90036
what?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.90041 del
>>90033
Velogames need a soul category where Veloman can arbitrarily reward riders points based on how they ride. This will also include negative points for slurpers.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.90042 del
>>90041
how do you score riders like christen then


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.90043 del
>>90039
premium paypiggery


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.90044 del
>>90035
I was cycling 3 chains until >>88675 happened, now I am down to 2


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.90045 del
It's my dog's birthday.

I'm feeling a nice little teeny steak for him n


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.90046 del
>>90039
>replacing components
too cheap to get a new bike for each outing?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.90047 del
>>90046
No need to buy new bike, just bring it to the shop after each BIG ride for premium service at your local Bike Shop Volodymyr & Volodymyr


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.90048 del
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I've lost a lot of respect for Cicco this race


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.90049 del
>>90044
how many km did it have?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.90050 del
>>90047
I've only brought my bike to shop once in last five years.

Attention payers may remember the trans gentleman with fresh sutures from a forehead reduction who fixed my headset after I accidentally over torqued the headset bolt


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.90051 del
>>90049
maximum 5k. the chain wear tool showed no wear


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.90052 del
>>90048
he's been a big baby 2bqh, riding with panache but zero brain and being rude to other riders who have goals of their own, acting like he's the main character of the whole race


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.90053 del
>>90051
odd, I've had a chain for almost 8k now that I've been cycling with another chain that has 7k km


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:21 [Preview] No.90054 del
>>90052
vingegaard promised him that stage god damnit!


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:25 [Preview] No.90055 del
>>90034
But I have placed my order two weeks ago. Stupid Italians.
AND they're sending it via their branding of DPD. Surely this will not stall until I am 40.
Do your Aerobars have some bike rack mount planned?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.90056 del
>>90055
>DPD
you have been warned before by other berts with bad experiences


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.90057 del
>>90054
if Trek cared about managing their riders he and Derek could have crossed the finish line arm-in-arm today


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.90059 del
>>90056
I had no idea they will be using DPD/BRT.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.90060 del
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Volodymyr put in 6 bars btw, because that's what they say on the side of the tire


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.90061 del
>>90060
That's lowballing, I've had calculated 5,5 bar for me, 28mm for a 115kg "rider". Volodymyr seems like a knower.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.90062 del
>>90061
Yes, well, but the narrower tyres, the higher the pressure


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.90063 del
>>90062
I know, but I didn't notice "balding" there.
Maybe you wore a cap so Volodymyr didn't notice it so he mistakenly overcooked, alhamdullilah.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.90064 del
>>90060
when I need help I go to a guy that works out of his shed after work, does good work
last time I went to a bike shop they fucked up my wheel hub somehow


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.90065 del
just max out the pressure and it will eventually drop down to something that fits you


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.90066 del
Who is the dumbest rider in the peloton

-Giulio Ciccone
>Jantje Christen
>Marco Soler
>Remco Ravinepoel
-?


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.90067 del
>>90066
remi cavagna would be a genuine retard if he couldn't pedal hard


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.90068 del
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>>90066
Del Toro. Even Cavagna riding face first into a wall was not dumber than the Del Toro UAE tactics from Giro 2025.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.90069 del
>>90068
Carapaz brought it back to ~7 seconds and Del Toro wouldn't finish it off, just incredibly stupid; it feels like we didn't get to see an actual finish to the race


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.90070 del
>>90069
It's hands down the worst tactics I have ever seen in a race. He gifted a grand tour win to Yates for no gain other than pushing Carapaz from 2nd to 3rd place and those two didn't have any bad blood prior to the race. And then he even had the audacity to be mad at Carapaz after the race.

You sometimes hear crazy stories about underhanded tactics in the old days but this was literally pure self-sabotage with no possible positive outcome for him. At least it was fun to watch and talk about. It will forever live rent free in my head.


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.90071 del
>>90070
the cherry on top is that the UAE morons in the car kept telling him to wait for adama yashidi who was minutes behind


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.90072 del
>>90070
I'm ride-or-die for Richie, but it wasn't looking like he had the legs to drop Del Toro if Del Toro put in a 30-second pull to grab Yates

and Richie already had a 1st and 2nd here so 2nd vs 3rd wasn't nearly as big a deal to him


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.90073 del
>>90065
I also think this is the way, inflate it to the declared limit, maybe even slightly overinflate, it won't last long at this pressure anyways and it will naturally drop to the level where it will still deflate with time but much slower.
Plus it will pop in if it doesn't sit tight in the rant in any spot.


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>>90067
Remember when Cavagna was like "I want to go to a team where I can focus on my TT". And then he went to MOVISTAR


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.90075 del
>>90074
also he didnt speak spanish and fled


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.90076 del
>>90075
It shouldn't be that hard for a French speaker to learn Spanish but he probably didn't put in any effort


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.90077 del
>>90076
He probably barely speaks French


Bert 05/29/2026 (Fri) 23:28 [Preview] No.90078 del
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>Vingegaard 1.4
>Gall 10
>Ciccone 11
>Gindley 15
>Rubio 19
>Pellizzari 21
>Piganzoli 21
>Harper 34
>West 41
>Poels 41
>Kuss 51
>Caruso 51
>O'Coomer 51
>Bernal Gomez 67
>Hirt 67
>Arensman 81
>Storer 81
>Mas Nicolau 81


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.90079 del
thunder only happens when it rains


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.90080 del
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Was looking at spez bikes to see if the old crux was getting affordable. Lmao look at this, I want to see the full approval chain on this design


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.90081 del
>>90076
He wans't capable of learning a word and whined about it multiple times.
The guy can't even ride without having one hand on the bars.
He's a genuine retard


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.90082 del
>>90080
Wew, that's akshually considerable price for a brand new bike.
That painted Crux from 2022 still sits at buycycle for 3100.

Wonder how this damper design behaves with time, surely it has to be a failure point, but I have never researched it.
Guess maybe that's why it's half the price now.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.90083 del
>>90080
use case?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.90084 del
Oh yeah, and the only frame size left is 49, that makes sense for the discount.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.90085 del
>>90081
I forgot about Dylan TEUNS. Too bad there are no more interviews because he does nothing anymore


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.90086 del
I haven't watch a single second of this last week and it feels I've missed nothing


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.90087 del
>>90086
Races with Jonas do be like this


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.90088 del
Eulalio will need our energy today


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.90089 del
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Temulen KHADBAATAR is the new Mongolian U23 ITT champion! Also on the podium Khaliunbold DELGERMURUN and Davaajargal ALTANGEREL. Some BIG talent here


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.90090 del
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And some bad news, I think the Kyrgyz team LOKOMOTIV MANAS doesn't exist anymore. Everyone is listed as (until 25/05) and they are not on the UCI website anymore

https://www.procyclingstats.com/team/lokomotiv-manas-2026


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.90091 del
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What do you even do on Malta for a week?
Isn't it like 500 square meters?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.90092 del
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>>90091
There are like a zillion people but there is another island called Gozo and it is fantastic. Very serene and beautiful nature and I walked a lot


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.90093 del
Why are they starting so early?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.90094 del
>>90093
the women start today


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.90095 del
>>90094
Ahhh. Won't watch. Also I thought maybe they can use the time to reach rome


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.90096 del
>>90092
Alright, do your thang bozo.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.90097 del
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>>90096
No, Gozo. Not bozo


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.90098 del
visma pulling, going for a ride
see you when they start climbing


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.90099 del
>>90098
They know it's their last GT win of the year


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.90100 del
Might ride in the evening but currently there's even official heavy wind warning shelter in place


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.90101 del
>>90099
Wasn't Jonas going to do all three GTs or something


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.90102 del
>doms 2 days after hiking
So this is what being old is about?


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>>90102
yes


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.90104 del
>>90103
Concerning


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.90105 del
The battle for 3rd in the points classification is the only thing of interest until they hit Piancavallo...


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.90106 del
That being said I'm really motivated to start running again. Also a good excuse to lose weight


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.90107 del
Is that fucking Vaughters on commentary


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.90108 del
Oh it's Hincapie. Another doping POS


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.90109 del
No usual suspect at the Testa
Have they all gotten the memo?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.90110 del
>>90109
Maybe he's going to trying attacking out of the group of favorites


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.90111 del
What is the point of Larry Warbasse


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.90112 del
Heinrich Himmler is in a car in this race?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.90113 del
heard KUSS Sepp got gifted another stage (it’s literally in the local newspaper here)
glad I wasn’t around to see that


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.90114 del
>>90113
>gifted stage
>gifted grand tour
truly the most gifted rider of our generation


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.90115 del
>>90113
What else is in the Malawi news


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.90116 del
>>90114
article really has the headline „Vingegaard überlässt Kuss Sieg“ I had to laugh out loud when I saw it


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.90117 del
EXCUSE ME, nothing was gifted, Sepp won fair and square after spending all day in the break


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.90118 del
>>90116
>Vingegaard-Helfer siegt bei Königsetappe
kek, dude won the vuelta, they wouldn't write such a title when wout wins a tour stage.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.90119 del
>>90118
Hjaelperbros...


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.90120 del
>Ynr that infamous day on the slopes of the Angliru when Roglic attacked and Vingegaard followed to protect Jonas
>Landa emerged out of the fog and told Sepp "if you want to win the Vuelta today, follow my wheel"


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.90121 del
>>90120
Followed to protect Sepp


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.90122 del
>>90115
>The Malawi Stock Exchange (MSE) is facing serious financial problems after nearly K5 trillion was wiped from the market in just five months.
not looking good 2bh, prefer not to talk about it any further


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.90123 del
>>90120
>Vingegaard followed to protect Jonas
yes


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.90124 del
>>90118
Maybe if that was a legitimate win


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.90125 del
Eurochuds continue to seethe over good and honest Sepp


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.90126 del
CHUTE


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.90127 del
Oh no Dversness spilled his red juice box


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.90128 del
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I have a cycling friend with whom im having an ongoing discussion for many months now, about 2 different Vision handlebars which he both rode, which he thinks are the same but are not the same and im genuinely starting to think he is braindamage retarded. I bought one of these handlebars which needs different parts like computer mount but he just cannot see it even when confronted with 8k pictures of both pieces of hardware. I guess the first glue i missed was that he is Brazillian.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.90129 del
Romain Bardet in tete de la course


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.90130 del
>>90129
allez romain


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.90131 del
We are entering Alto territory


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.90132 del
heh, Jack HEY, now that was a runner


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.90133 del
>>90128
*clue


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.90134 del
Timothy REX abnormal again


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.90135 del
Love a hjaelper who absolutely parks it when he's done


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.90136 del
Timothy REX with decency


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.90137 del
JONAS EBIKE PROBLEMS


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.90138 del
Patching TPU tubes bit messy


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.90139 del
>tf no italian torta in mucca suit


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.90140 del
>tf welsh mucca without a suit


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.90141 del
Alright, landed what did I miss?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.90142 del
>>90141
Cicco about to become KOM


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.90143 del
>>90142
Should have picked him I guess


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.90144 del
And another jonaswin on the menu


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.90145 del
Would've liked to see the Ciccone meltdown if Vingegaard had taken the KOM jersey. Oh well


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.90146 del
Dauphine fever, a shame remco had to dodge


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.90147 del
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>>90145


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.90148 del
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no sudaca in testa who urgently wants to win a red bull


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.90149 del
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benis


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.90150 del
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oh N...


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.90151 del
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Wait, are we saying sponsorship of Polti VISITMALTA.. works?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.90152 del
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>>90149


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.90153 del
>>90151
yes, don't name your team Orlen, but something like Poland Start-Up Nation


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.90154 del
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>>90153
Wouldn't want to have bozo going around, doing his thang, no.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.90155 del
>>90150
How is the broadcast this year. Last time I tried they kept switching between men and wom*n it was terrible


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.90156 del
>>90155
unless you use drones, covering a gr*vel race live is going to be a bitch. PR videos after the race make much more sense.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.90157 del
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at least it's real gr*vel, but constant switch between hommes and femmes is still there.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.90158 del
>>90157
Average czech road, when does the gravel part start?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.90159 del
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kek


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.90160 del
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chute of frain haha
fuck her for destroying marta cavalli


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.90161 del
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>>90149
>


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.90162 del
PARCHEGGIO PELLIZZARI


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.90163 del
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bart lemon


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.90164 del
O'CONNOR lachee
CICCONE lachee


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.90165 del
I feel like this Giro didn't even have any insane climbs


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.90166 del
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Jan HIRT better hold tight


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.90167 del
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Jan HIRT about to explode


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.90168 del
KUSS gathering his resources


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.90169 del
Thanks for nothing again Sepp


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.90170 del
KUSS HUMILIATED


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.90171 del
Davide ded.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.90172 del
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HIRT LACHEE


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.90173 del
lame


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.90174 del
<here's how GALL can still win


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.90175 del
Jonas "attacks". GALL follows along


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.90176 del
How exciting


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.90177 del
Yawn, finally we can be done with semen slurping GT.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.90178 del
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Yeah good attack on the white jersey V*smoids


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.90179 del
>>90176
Will be nice to see that little Danish rat get his teeth kicked in by actual racers in July


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.90180 del
Piganzoli a broken man


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.90181 del
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Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.90182 del
>>90178
still 10 km to go


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.90183 del
>>90180
Eulálio is absolutely ridiculous though


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.90184 del
>>90178
Not really much to be done with Piganzoli weaker than Eulalio.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.90185 del
lol Bernal killing Arensman


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.90186 del
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Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.90187 del
Gall looks so bad I can't handle it


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.90188 del
>>90165
*puts it at the start of the stage*


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.90189 del
>>90187
He rides like a kid who imagines he is a pro rider and overdoes the act.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.90190 del
>they call him PIGA


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.90191 del
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>Swatt 2030 Giro
kek


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.90192 del
If Jonas doesn't beat Pantani by 5 minutes he is washed


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.90193 del
4km in, 45s on GALL.
Pogikanker would smug the shit of him.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.90194 del
>>90193
I think Pogi and Seixas will unironically smoke him the first mountain stage of the Tour.

The big question is how Seixas feels in the second and third week


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.90195 del
Gall is lame


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.90196 del
>>90194
Highly probably SEIXAS falters at least a bit, hopefully nothing less than what PIGANZOLI has going on now.
But Jonas will be eaten alive on his second (fifth) GT in a row.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.90197 del
36:20 is the record according to Google. 6,87 w/kg in 1998 lol


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.90198 del
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hot and very windy, now I eat some ice cream


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.90199 del
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well this is embarrassing


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.90200 del
Great day to be a Voltachad


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.90201 del
that old dog caruso is a really good teammate


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.90202 del
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mamma mia


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.90203 del
Eulálio = dopage


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.90204 del
remember when eulalio got humiliated by nych and stussi
show you have powerful the real riders are


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.90205 del
>>90203
Portuguese are allowed a little dopage, as a treat


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.90206 del
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Do the thing Jonas.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.90207 del
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sieg heil to that


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.90208 del
even kirby sounds tired of the photo kissing


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.90209 del
>il re pescatore
Keks.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.90210 del
Is that notorious sticky bidon cheat Richard "safeR" Plugge?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.90211 del
>>90208
Can Kirby shut. the. fuck. up. for FIVE seconds


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.90212 del
5th Vingegaard-Gall 1-2 result kek


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.90213 del
LAME


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.90214 del
ty Gall sprinting for my points


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.90215 del
Fuck Vingegaard. Fuck Visma. Fuck the Giro. Fuck Italy.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.90216 del
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Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.90217 del
<yeah I won baby you can buy another app yeah, no there's not café's here


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.90218 del
Right. Time for me ride


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.90219 del
What the hell does he even say on the phone
>Hey I won
>Yeah I know it was on tv
>Oh ok


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.90220 del
only won 5 stages, not as good as Pog


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.90221 del
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Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.90222 del
>>90219
Wondering this too, kek.
How do you come up with things to say, how do people live like this.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.90223 del
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ok but where is HIRT


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.90224 del
>>90219
maybe this is why things didn't work out for you with the girlfriend


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.90225 del
>>90220
Now that was an exciting giro!


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.90226 del
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top hen


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.90227 del
>>90219
>>90222
>hey baby I just won a stage
>who cares I have 0 (zero) new subscriptions on my web app! do. something. now.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.90228 del
>>90222
>Hi baby, just wanted to say love you and can't wait to see you, I'll talk to you later, bye
For the non autists this is probably the conversation


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.90229 del
Only one mountain stage was won by the break, barely even


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.90230 del
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no changes in GC


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.90231 del
HIRT 13th in Gr. CRESCIOLI-RONDEL


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.90232 del
>>90227
yep, this is it


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.90233 del
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>>90231


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.90234 del
>>90231
BOOOOOO


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.90235 del
Why is Trine never there even, dude just won the giro, won every GT and is earning money that will last well into his kids lifespan and she's just hanging around in Denmark.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.90236 del
Lol interview with Plugge. Okay that's even too much for me, I am out


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.90237 del
Cicco should have realized pretty early on that going for mountain finish stages wasn't going to work out; he's got such a good punch i don't know why he wasn't going after the stages that suited him better


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.90238 del
>>90235
She's probably bored by the guy too


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.90239 del
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kansas, home


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.90240 del
>>90224
Hey she was the crazy one not me


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.90241 del
Great, O'Connor dropped behind Hirt in GC. I hate everything about this Giro


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.90242 del
>>90240
I'm not so sure anymore...


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.90243 del
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>>90241


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.90244 del
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>>90241


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.90245 del
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um, weather protocol anyone?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.90246 del
>Picking Ben O'Connor unironically in the Year of our Lord 2026


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Not just that, Jan HIRT jumped 4 (fore) spots. Even left the perennial fraud Sepp KUSS in the dust.
Yeah, I'm thinking based.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.90248 del
>>90245
are those roads rideable if it pours?


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>>90245
comfy


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.90250 del
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>>90245
Imagine a big fucking tornado ripped the peloton to pieces

Europe doesn't really have tornadoes, correct?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.90251 del
>10+ m/s
>23 m/s gusts
>Moderate Thunderstorm Warning
HELLO?
I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.90252 del
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>>90251

Time to do the needful


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.90253 del
>>90250
they are not uncommon, but happen more often over water and are usually weaker than in burgerlands.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.90254 del
>>90252
twister ain't got nothing on this shit
kino


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.90255 del
>>90252
Yeah the weather is NOT that severe but it is CLOSE! (it's not close)


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.90256 del
>>90250
Not that often, and every region has funny names.
>Windhose
>Wasserhose


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.90257 del
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Sparfel with the local motorpacing


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.90258 del
Giulio dropped behind Giulio in GC
Tour of the Alps curse too stronk


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.90259 del
>>90250
Only when Soler sees Guardia Civil on the road


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.90260 del
>>90258
not gonna lie it's funny that he followed vingegaard once and then paid the price for the rest of the race


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.90261 del
>Ferguson Cat (Movistar Team) abandoned the race.
jeez, the race just started


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.90262 del
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>>90261


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.90263 del
>>90262
Kek, you think the men's peloton is nervous on the first day of a GT?


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>>90262
Two biggests STARS of that "sport" already in the bin


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.90265 del
What a completely terrible Giro this has been. As with most of the editions since like 2018


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.90266 del
how come you still have expectations for the Giro? it's every year the same.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.90267 del
tiz stream of boucles about 1km behind
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pX-hpv-4CqE [Embed]


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.90268 del
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not a big field left in France, but mads p. survived


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.90269 del
>>90266
I think we're always just hyped for GT racing.

Why is it so predictably bad? It's not just the stupid stage designs....


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.90270 del
Tune in for some mads win


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.90271 del
Bernie Eisel is the Trek DS?? no wonder they were dogshit tactically


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.90272 del
very cruel ending


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.90273 del
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mon roi


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.90274 del
>>90273
nobody can stop him on a finish like this


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.90275 del
>>90273
he's been killer at French .pro races on UAE


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.90276 del
>>90273
KING
I
N
G


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.90277 del
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top 12


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.90278 del
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Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.90279 del
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nice boobjob


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.90280 del
>>90277
Lluis BARRĘ not ded. Interesting


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.90281 del
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is there a gap?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.90282 del
>>90277
>Mads


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.90283 del
>>90282
what's wrong with him


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.90284 del
>>90281
This bitch literally killed someone and showed no remorse


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.90285 del
>>90283
Fat


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.90286 del
I mix up Andrea Vendrame and Vincenzo Albanese constantly


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.90287 del
>>90286
One is the guy who when I pick him doesn't score any points. And the other one too I guess


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.90288 del
>>90286
what about venturini


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.90289 del
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why aren't they using mudguards? it looks like they shat themselves


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.90290 del
>>90288
no cause there isn't the AV/VA thing going on


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.90291 del
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this counts as blackfacing


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.90292 del
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Squeak?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.90293 del
>>90292
only 5 seconds on pantani makes me think the sport is cleaner
if you were uberdoping and + the performance gains of the last 20 years you should be able to go 2 minutes faster


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.90294 del
PERRO


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.90295 del
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>>90292
Watts Stallion


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.90296 del
>>90293
EPO is just magical


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.90297 del
>>90296
I wonder what it feels like


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.90298 del
Always makes me laugh that the biggest gravel race is the most uninspired scenery you can imagine


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.90299 del
>>90298
it should be in West Virginia or North Carolina in the Appalachians


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.90300 del
what the hell the champions league final is on already
who decided this was a good hour to do that


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.90301 del
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bread #1 today, giving this one to our friends who just had their second baby


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.90302 del
>>90301
Pavot is the goated seeds to put on a bread


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.90303 del
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I wonder if they know how pathetic they sound


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.90304 del
>>90301
You're bringing it to Finland?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.90305 del
>>90304
yep
>>90302
>pavot
ah, poppyseed, yeah; also got sunflower, black sesame and carroway


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.90306 del
could João have beaten him here? he was a minute off in the Vuelta and the TT here suits him a lot better


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.90307 del
>>90306
Beaten who, Jan Hirt? Maybe but it would be close


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.90308 del
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it's bardover


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.90309 del
>>90308
32s sisters...


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.90310 del
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Utterly mindbroken and the race isn't for another 5 weeks


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.90311 del
>>90308
herzog is a gravel fraud now?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.90312 del
muddy girls <333


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.90313 del
>>90311
he just did 4 daagen van duinkerken. bora didn't seem to mind him going to America for a trainings ride.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.90314 del
>>90308
MWW?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.90315 del
>>90308
this is what gravel is all about
keegan representing the community and mads representing the washed road riders


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.90316 del
the women are about to sprint, could be anyone that wins


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.90317 del
>>90308
>HAVIK Piotr
See the Polish mom had some say in the name picking.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.90318 del
>>90308
Where's that little YouTube fraud


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.90319 del
>>90318
he has never shown up in the top 20. but still funny that they had to introduce rules just because of him keep coming up with aero contraptions.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.90320 del
"wow"


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.90321 del
wiebes wins to everyone's surprise


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.90322 del
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wiebeswinslol


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.90323 del
it's wild that more women don't try long attacks when otherwise it's a Weibeswinslol


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.90324 del
>>90323
dude lidl trek even does all the work catching the break every single time
and alpecin did the leadout for wiebes
they love losing to her


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.90325 del
time to stretch my legs on the bike a bit, love the evening rides.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.90326 del
>>90325
Same but you need to live in a small village. The night traffic in big cities is always a nightmare


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.90327 del
fun watching pros do roadside maintenance


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.90328 del
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>tfw no lara gillespie gf


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.90329 del
Why are americans so bad at cycling?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.90330 del
>>90324
it was even slowing up when AvdB was tiring on the front and instead of attacking, they just took over pulling for Weibes


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 17:17 [Preview] No.90331 del
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>>90329


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.90332 del
>>90331
Most boring rider on visma after the fish


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.90333 del
treinbert interference!


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 17:31 [Preview] No.90334 del
gratifying to see the high levels of decency shown today by squeaky clean SEPP
dirty doping yuros could never


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 17:37 [Preview] No.90335 del
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>>90333
>autismbert cameo
also I am 10 minutes behind for some reason


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.90336 del
for me it is Matty BEERS


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 17:58 [Preview] No.90337 del
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They're racing parking lots lmao


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.90338 del
>>90337
TEN DAM-DEKKER hunting grounds


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Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.90340 del
>>90337
Were you not aware where most US road racing occurs?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 18:15 [Preview] No.90341 del
>>90339
I think barring accident or illness, Pogi will come into Paris with nearly 10 minutes on Jonas


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.90342 del
>>90339
How is 5 minutes on Gall good when he had like 15 in the tdf last year


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.90343 del
another day without you


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.90344 del
>>90343
you alri there bertman?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.90345 del
>>90343
Trine?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 18:56 [Preview] No.90346 del
back from my ride. The paris and london ngubus better hurry with their penals, I want to shower.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.90347 del
>>90346
Looking at livescore and it is already pens. The fuck. But it is technically the first CL final I am watching since at least 10 years.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.90348 del
Arse keeper a bit too much main charcter syndrome.
Nevermind.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.90349 del
PSG merda
Dembele culo


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.90350 del
I feel nothing kek.
Happy for you or sorry that it happened.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.90351 del
Ok, now we can enjoy the tour in peace, as nothing noteworthy in football will happen during summer.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.90352 del
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>>90351
Bert...


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:05 [Preview] No.90353 del
>>90351
At least you don't live in a 60% algerian city


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.90354 del
>>90353
Paris will be hustlin and bustlin!
Fiery and vibrant night upon them.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.90355 del
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>>90344
>>90345
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIhK3kfMz1M [Embed]
Sorry for Saturday Rockin


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>>90355
rad chune pal go on you


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:22 [Preview] No.90357 del
>+23:01 HERZOG Emil
It's over bora sisters


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No.90358 del
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Schnitzel ride is back on the menu


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.90359 del
>>90358
chuleta valluna bros we are having a h*ck of a weekend


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.90360 del
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american humiliation ritual, have to let a Dane win in exchange for the Kuss victory


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.90361 del
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That FUCKING owl chick, every single day, 21:24, like it has a Swiss watch, SCREEEAAAM.. SCREEEAAAM..


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.90362 del
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>PSG won


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:30 [Preview] No.90363 del
>>90361
if your town didn't have that many squeakers that the owl can feast on, then there wouldn't be the sound of my people every night.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:30 [Preview] No.90364 del
>>90362
messi neymar mbooper glasers on suicide watch


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:31 [Preview] No.90365 del
>>90364
the stars truely allign with this one all the wrong people lose here


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.90366 del
>>90352
Americans think that a simple trein ride from Penn Station to Met Life Stadium is worth 100 bucks. the fuck do they manage to charge much less when the Giants or Jets are playing?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.90367 del
amazing, gravel "racing" is even lamer than arteta ball


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.90368 del
>>90363
They should move to Wrocław, like many young people from Opole, fat opportunities there
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G84oD50B_4o


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.90369 del
>>90358
Same here, but with a proper one


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.90370 del
>>90368
that's a nutria aka water rat though.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.90371 del
those girls are really slurping.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:39 [Preview] No.90372 del
>>90367
how else can a 300km flat endurance race even play out


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.90373 del
WIEBES DSQ
bike too light


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.90374 del
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I completely snapped my fucking ankle. The pain is quite immense, I am literally limping. Must be a sprain or something. And it is my right foot too. How the fuck am I going to drive home


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.90375 del
>>90373
holy shit


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.90376 del
>>90374
you bought some ice? you don't want to have it swell.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.90377 del
>>90373
lol


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.90378 del
>>90374
Ice and elevation


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.90379 del
>>90374
fuck this is terrible news that shit takes weeks if not months to heal


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.90380 del
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DNF Bardet
he didn't like the rain and gave up.


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>>90379
This is not true right


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:45 [Preview] No.90382 del
>>90376
>>90378
I have no ice but surely it will be fine


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.90383 del
>>90382
unless your ligaments are fucked, then it's over for real


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Summer Storms Berts


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.90385 del
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some dude chuting behind her lol


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.90386 del
>>90384
ugly iron balls touching


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.90387 del
>>90382
Go buy some, it's the only thing that matters. Or one of the blue stuff in pharmacy


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No.90388 del
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>>90385


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>>90374
Me mom always told me if it hurts I should cut it off.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.90390 del
>>90388
skill issue. don't tell me it was his first ride on clipless pedals.


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>>90389


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.90392 del
18km to go, golly this is a long race


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.90393 del
he's finally there


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.90394 del
mads won


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.90395 del
great specialized commercial atleast


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.90396 del
>walking over the line
DSQ


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.90397 del
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buy an s-works bert


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.90398 del
ok, I can turn off the outbound stream now. nothing important happening anymore


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.90399 del
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finally a relatable tired rider


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:10 [Preview] No.90400 del
is it just all specialized riders


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.90401 del
>>90400
yes, buy the new crux


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.90402 del
>>90381
can be anything from a couple days to several weeks
it will be fine in 2 days there you have it


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>>90401
I always wanted to buy the "thanks doc" version


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.90404 del
>>90381
I rolled my ankle like three weeks ago and it still fucking hurts

Being in my mid late 30s sucks


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.90405 del
>>90400
specialized releases a new bike and then only that bike wins the biggest race in its category? Coincidence? I think not, its a marketing stunt


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.90406 del
Speaking of bikes, give me 1 (one) reason to to eventually buy something like this and slap road wheels on it.
https://www.canyon.com/en-de/gravel-bikes/race/grail/cf-slx/grail-cf-slx-8-di2/4474.html?dwvar_4474_pv_rahmenfarbe=R120_P04

Pros
>Lower gears (I want precisely that)
>Kinda ok price
>Built in power meter (no more Assioma bullshit)
>Could be used as a gravel bike, I guess

Mid
>Missing fast gears but I wouldn't use it for races anyway
>PM is crankarm based and probably one-sided (doesn't matter if it's consistent)
>I think it's an outgoing 2024 model, not sure
>Suppossedly better d*sc brakes/tolerance than my current generation, but still d*sc

Cons
>It's a gravel bike
>A bit heavier than similar road bikes (partially because of the tires and possibly wheels)

Alternative would be something like this
https://www.canyon.com/en-de/road-bikes/endurance-bikes/endurace/cf-slx/endurace-cf-slx-8-di2/4432.html?dwvar_4432_pv_rahmenfarbe=R130_P01


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.90407 del
>>90406
why do you never look outside of canyon?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:26 [Preview] No.90408 del
>>90407
I understand their offering the best


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I thought this was kwabsia for a second, but I guess it takes another hour at least until taylor fini will arrive


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.90410 del
>>90406
>Lower gears (I want precisely that)
just buy a GRX crankset
>Built in power meter (no more Assioma bullshit)
just buy a powermeter crank
>Could be used as a gravel bike, I guess
hence the name gr*vel bike. you already were at that point with your previous bike. I slapped some CX tires on my old Decathlon bike and called it a day.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:33 [Preview] No.90411 del
>>90406
I think I'd get the Endurace and see about swapping in a smaller crankset if the gearing still feels too high


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.90412 del
>I'm stronger than Keagan, so he had to give me his wheel
Mads Gewürz not very humble


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.90413 del
if you want an actual gravel bike, I'd recommend going ahead and getting a grizl instead of the grail


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.90414 del
>>90410
>just buy a GRX crankset
keep in mind I have 11 speed mechanical, it would be a BIG improvement regardless of the gearing
>just buy a powermeter crank
I shall do that soon, the power2max you guys shilled, but it was out of stock last time i checked
>>90411
that is also an option, but 52/36 vs 50/34 doesn't seem that much of a difference


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.90415 del
>>90413
I don't want a gravel bike, I want a road bike with easier-than-road gears (aka grx)


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.90416 del
>>90415
What do you need lower than 34 for?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.90417 del
>>90416
I really REALLY like riding rampas and I prefer cadence higher than 50


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.90418 del
>>90415
34-34 isn't easy enough? GRX group sets are popular with bike packers, I guess you count as one with your huge saddlebag.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.90419 del
>>90417
Those gravel gears won't save you if you can't already somewhat manage


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.90420 del
how far are the girls away from the finish? I hope the fat one wins. pure watts.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.90421 del
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>>90418
>>90419
you make a convincing argument, thanks
the endurance should be in stock in august, i have plenty of time to look at other options

previously I liked the new decathlon bikes also, but the 2025, 2026 generation is kinda more expensive and worse looking. also they bottom out at 194cm (so only ladies size)


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.90422 del
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>>90406
You'd show up to the group ride and everyone would know you're a fraud


Seriously tho, issues would be position, gears (I think you're underestimating how much you'll miss the top end), geometry (especially stability at speed). Stuff like weight and aero are secondary bit still quite important for BIG rides.

Like it or not, the road bike is pretty well-designed for long rides on roads.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.90423 del
>>90422
I have a friend who did the bertacek method and he loses out on gears every descent and honestly unless you're regularly hitting 18% or something for longer than 200 meters you rarely use the smallest gears


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.90424 del
>>90415
tbh getting a road bike and then putting a crank with gravel gearing on there seems like a better idea
gravel bike geometry is designed with gravel tire height in mind especially if that bike can fit 50+ mm and that includes bb drop meaning something like 32mm tires makes it a lot easier to pedal your pedal into the pavement in a corner among other things
just something to keep in mind


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Did me ride. Felt a little better than the past couple of weeks. I think shitty eating and sleeping is probably holding me back, maybe.
>>90373
Absolute amateur hour. First time I ever recall seeing that. How does that happen?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.90426 del
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this is some giro level slurpage from the femmes. I hope mieke kröger is closing in from behind


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.90427 del
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spesh keeps winning. buy the new crux.


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.90428 del
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I could take another ten years of Roglic


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.90429 del
>>90428
we must not forget that rogla experiences time differently than us. We can’t truly know what he means by 10 years


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.90430 del
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What if ROGLIC wins the La Vuelta ciclista?


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.90431 del
the Tour startlist looks so good guys, I'm vibrating


Bert 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.90432 del
>>90428
>>90429
it probably was a joke, but journalists can be deaf to irony when it suits them
or maybe he wants to follow in the footsteps of legends like Francisco Mancebo and Óscar Sevilla


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.90433 del
>>90431
also getting bit excited for some more Kuss Kino


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.90434 del
>>90406
I think you need a gravel bike but I probably wouldn't put 5k on one and then use it mostly on roads. Take the van rysel endurance at 3.5k if it fits you, 34*36 should be enough for your rampa AND you get to finance Seixas at decathlon which is a huge plus


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.90435 del
>After the opening stage, Lorena Wiebes's bike was weighed and found to be too light. “According to the jury, the bike weighed 6.78 kilograms and therefore did not meet the lower limit of 6.8 kilograms set by the UCI,” the team states in a communiqué.

>According to the successful team, the weighing of the bike allegedly led to different results that are being questioned. “For instance, there was a weight difference of more than fifty grams between the first and second weighing of Wiebes's bike after the stage in Ravenna.”

Top kek, that's one way to remove that hulk from your sprints


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.90436 del
>>90435
>Wiebes has ridden this bike multiple times during this season, which has always been assembled in the same way. She achieved many victories with this bike."

>"Moreover, the bike was weighed by the UCI jury earlier this year following several races that Wiebes won by a large margin in the sprint. It was found each time that the weight of the bike was well above the limit of 6.8 kilograms. The team therefore does not understand how it is possible that the same bike now falls below the weight limit."

Helium in the tires


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.90437 del
>>90435
Soulful tradition of rigging it for local riders


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.90438 del
>>90436
rider wins too many races? Rig the weight


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.90439 del
>>90431
It really looks great.

I hope it means we won't have the semen slurping of last year's week 3. If I'm going to seat watching 3 weeks of Pogacar dicking the competition, then at least let me see climbing records being destroyed every stage and everyone setting power PBs like in 2024.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.90440 del
>>90439
Nothing ever happens


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.90441 del
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been discussed yet?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.90442 del
>>90441
no need to, it's consistently now


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.90443 del
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How was your ride my berts? PERFECT weather here with fresh temp and no wind. Now time for a schnitzel


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.90444 del
Bought a couple of "elite" gels to try out, which have some sort of certification that they don't contain anything naughty. I obviously don't care about that, but crucially they're 40g rather than the usual 20 ish g of carbs. And only slightly more expensive, which seems like a no-brainer.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.90445 del
>>90444
Do you use them during training too?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.90446 del
>>90444
dont get paypigged by cycling nutrition sites, check out sites for r*nners, they tend to sell the same stuff but cheaper because r*nners are poorer


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.90447 del
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Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.90448 del
>>90447
>plate bigger than the Schnitzel
you just got scammed


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.90449 del
>>90445
Used to a bit, but mostly I just sugar in the bottle these days to hit the carbs I need. I might do if I was doing something extended high intensity, which I generally don't. Just testing the options.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.90450 del
>>90447
>Giant hunk of radish in rice
Weird


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.90451 del
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home


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.90452 del
>>90447
VERY cool


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.90453 del
>>90451
Life is good bert


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.90454 del
>>90447
>>90451
I'm overflowing with joy


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.90455 del
>Has 1 problem with his gear
>Immediately thinks about buying a new bike with electronic gearing
Paypig of the year?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.90456 del
>>90455
finnbërtt and his rotating stable of bices clears hard


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.90457 del
>>90455
I spent more money on wine for /wtw/ than my carbon race bike mit Di2 cost


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.90458 del
>>90457
Your contribution to french's economy is welcome


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.90459 del
I got rained on in biblical fashion


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.90460 del
>>90458
Shitty thing is so many of these wines are (relatively) cheap when sold directly from the Domaine, but then get jacked up to crazy prices by importers and middlemen.

For example, I had a nice Guilbery Gillet Savigny Les Beaune last month. I think they sell them for like 40 euros ex Domaine. It's like 800-1000/btl in US


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.90461 del
>>90443
no ride for me but did work 3 hours in the yard (core stability)


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.90462 del
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Shamefur waruku isu compuritedu.
Only 4km, in sandals.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.90463 del
>>90461
the bertmen yearn for mit fotos of you are homestead pal


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.90464 del
>>90463
I'm not that guy, my yard is much smaller I think, I've posted pictures of the snow before I think


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.90465 del
>>90462
it's always over for someone
nice setup by the way


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.90466 del
>>90447
decent looking schnitzel, where is it?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.90467 del
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>>90464
>pictures of the snow
what you worked on today ?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.90468 del
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After both DPD and the chink seller marked the parcel with my wheelset as lost I just found it behind the bushes next to my garage, must have been delivered yesterday when we weren't at home.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.90469 del
>>90468
do I smell free money?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.90470 del
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>>90468


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.90471 del
>>90466
Gasthaus Alt-Wien


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.90472 del
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>>90469


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.90473 del
Wiebes nowhere to be seen


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.90474 del
>>90467
pruning, weed whacking the whole shebang
everything is clean and according to autism now


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.90475 del
30 km to go at the Alpes Isere Tour, a very belgianesque roads so far for the most part
Tete goes solo


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.90476 del
if I were to paypig anything (I shan't) it would be one of this
https://epickayaks.com/collections/surfskis/products/v5-tourer


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.90477 del
>>90474
Bosu ball chuds fear the scything prune chad


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.90478 del
>>90468
noice


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.90479 del
wiebeswinsumwait she's not here anymore, so
GRANDE


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.90480 del
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A Ryanair flight with a fucked up ankle is really not great. Not to mention the diversity and other riffraff. How can you not understand how to find your seat in a fucking airplane. Everybody getting in and these retards have to go back because they don't understand row 4 is not in the middle of the fucking plane. In the end some melanine individual was still in the wrong seat and started chimping out when this was pointed out. Flight staff was clearly used to this so they just immediately sent the lady whose seat it actually was somewhere else


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.90481 del
>>90480
why not take the train ?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.90482 del
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>>90481


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.90483 del
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>>90468


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.90484 del
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>>90481


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.90485 del
>>90480
but how was the reunification with your car? you don't have a tempomat?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.90486 del
Swiss RAI shitting the bed


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.90487 del
>>90485
My car was fine and alive :) and no of course not my car is old as fuck and has nothing. So if it gets destroyed somewhere so be it


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.90488 del
>mads


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.90491 del
seems like olav goy is back
did they ever say what disease fell him


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.90492 del
Visma menace once again menacing at the Isere


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.90493 del
>>90491
silent ban disease


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.90494 del
OXENBURG WINS
VAN KERCKHOVE humiliated (still wins GC most likely)


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.90495 del
How do you pronounce this https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/markus-maeuibo


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.90497 del
Still no finalized GC, but OXERBURG was 12 (twelve) seconds behind, not sure if he collected all the bonis today, maybe maybe


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.90498 del
>>90497
visma wins baby


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.90499 del
NEW THREAD:
>>90489
>>90489
>>90489


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