01/11/2016 (Mon) 16:32:37
>Know a cute short haired Cheshire girl
>She likes to mess with people by using her powers
>Her powers are levitation, invisibility and magically detaching her own body parts.
>Cheshire and I live together
>One time when I was painting the walls, I've asked her to lend me a hand
>Cheshire that was lazily floating around literally detached her left arm and gave it to me.
>She even tried trading heads with a Dullahan once. (Dullahan obviously refused)
>It's not all bad, when she was cooking the other day, she magically detached from her lower half.
>I fucked her lower half in the room while she cooks in the kitchen (That ass sure likes to hop on me, I tell ya)
>Weird thing about it is that Cheshire's lower half is more sex crazed and her top half is more docile when separated.
>When Cheshire is invisible, watch out
>When I go to bed: SURPRISE RAPE!
>When I go to take a shower: SURPRISE RAPE!
>When I go to the bathroom: SURPRISE HANDJOB!
>When I develop paranoia about being raped by an invisible cat: SURPRISE cuddle.
>I swear, this fucking cat
>She's pretty comical when it comes to levitating
>She sometimes does the DBZ flying pose and makes those sound effects from her mouth
>At other times she does the Superman pose
>She would also do backstrokes and pretend to swim as she's levitating
>Just recently she started to spin her tail like a helicopter as shes levitating while making helicopter sounds from her mouth
>Despite what I have to go through, I love her and her whimsical personality
>Never change Cheshire