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Snow White & The Seven Amigos Holmes_ajvico 01/05/2022 (Wed) 22:33:43 Id: 01cf97 [Preview] No. 772 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The princess of the Kingdom of Medellin is the production supervisor of her father. From Los Angeles to Miami, all drug dealers say that her goods are whiter than snow, and her heart is blacker than ebony. After the death of her mother, her stepmother took away her production workshop and began to sell her own goods. Every week the stepmother holds a video conference code-named "Magic Mirror": "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the best product in this world?" The American distributor said in unison: "It's Snow White." The stepmother was so angry, called the chief of police to kill her. The police chief had collected so much money from Snow White for so many years. He couldn't bear it. He gave Snow White a fake passport, blew up Snow White's car, took the license plate and said to her stepmother, "I'm done." Still worried, the stepmother held a video conference: "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the best product in this world?" The gangsters said: "Snow White’s product hasn’t been seen for a few months. Of course, yours is the best product. The great Queen of Medellin." The stepmother smiled contentedly.

Snow White wore ragged clothes, wandering all the way to Mexico City. She saw a small house, walked in and ate all the taco and guacamole, and fell asleep in the bed. Seven Mexicans who made methamphetamine came back from the laboratory and yelled: "Who ate my taco? Who ate my guacamole?" They took out the shotgun and said to Snow White, "Who are you, police or DEA?" Snow White made them beef rolls with honey mustard and chopped parsley, and the seven amigos decided to leave Snow White to cook for them. Snow White watched the Mexicans' process of making methamphetamine, helped them improve, made pure ice, and taught them to put the goods in coffins and transport them across the US-Mexico border.

One day, the stepmother held an online conference again: "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, whose goods are the best in this world?" The American gang said: "Your Majesty, in Colombia, your goods are the best, but in far away Mexico, Snow White’s goods are whiter than snow, and the price is only one-seventh of yours." The stepmother was very angry. She pretended to be a drug dealer and peddled cocaine along the street. Snow White stopped the old woman and said: "Old bag, how pure is this stuff?" The old woman secretly replaced 25% of the distribution packaging with 98% pure goods, and gave Snow White a tin foil package. Snow White finished her breath and passed out with a creak.

Seven amigos came back and found Snow White lying on the ground and foaming. They cried and put Snow White and three hundred pounds of new goods into the crystal coffin, intending to cross the US-Mexico border. The princess lay in the coffin with ice bricks piled around her. When they were crossing the U.S.-Mexico border, they encountered a DEA inspection. A black agent with a white convertible Ford stopped them. The black agent was nicknamed "Prince" and couldn't help but want to make a shot while it was hot. Halfway through the matter, the princess woke up, but she did not move. She shot a small movie of the agent through the camera, and the agent also discovered the secret of the crystal coffin. The two looked at each other with smile.

The agent and the princess got married. The villa on the beach in Southern California was full of photos of the prince burning coca fields, and the basement was filled with suitcases full of dollars. The stepmother's kingdom collapsed in despair and was extradited and sentenced to 300 years. The princess was pushing a stroller when she saw the news in the supermarket: "Although the White Horse Detective wiped out the Columbia Witch Group, a new drug lord has emerged, and we still don’t know who he is. But from Los Angeles to Miami, all addicts are saying, his goods are whiter than snow."


Critic 02/17/2022 (Thu) 13:05:02 Id: a01a33 [Preview] No.774 del
Must


https://youtube.com/watch?v=qtqP_gA0rXA [Embed]



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All In The Family (Seasons 1 - 9) Critic 12/26/2017 (Tue) 13:00:54 Id: dd21d4 [Preview] No. 404 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
All In The Family (Seasons 1 - 9) + First Two Seasons of Archie Bunker's Place (MKV Format)

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:2191ec37c0a37b772447570052f1a9028dfa56bf&dn=All%20in%20the%20Family

This show is also being shared via Soulseek (a decentralized P2P file sharing client).

Several episodes will be mirrored per day within this thread, until finished.

Archie Bunker's Place has not been forgotten: >>>/tv/114
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Critic 01/01/2018 (Mon) 22:10:59 Id: ba481a [Preview] No.460 del
>>459
Update: some videos are in m4v formats which were not compatible with this website. I am currently converting all the m4v formats to mkv and will continue uploading when finished.


Critic 01/02/2018 (Tue) 19:20:30 Id: ef397c [Preview] No.466 del
Files no longer allowed to be uploaded here.

Sorry. Can't do anything about it.

Complain here if you care to be provided with more content: >>>/operate/8056


Critic 01/14/2018 (Sun) 14:53:46 Id: 1ee8e3 [Preview] No.477 del
I have decided that I'll be converting my MKV formats to mp4s and then upload the mp4s considering mp4s can still be uploaded. As far as I'm concerned something - or someone - has blocked the MKV formating from being uploaded. Intentional or unintentional, whatever.

mp4s of the rest of this show will be dumped here within the next week, depending on my schedule.


Critic 01/17/2018 (Wed) 17:07:17 Id: 35451d [Preview] No.499 del
UPDATE: To my dissatisfaction and dismay, I am no longer able to upload videos to this thread anymore, not even mp4s will upload! Something or someone has disabled uploads completely, if deliberate likely from fears of a DMCA crackdown. Therefore, you can download ALL the episodes of this show here (oh, I WILL be seeding!):

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:2191ec37c0a37b772447570052f1a9028dfa56bf&dn=All%20in%20the%20Family

You can also find this show on Soulseek! Sorry for the inconvenience but I QUITE! /tv/ threads are being sabotaged and I'm not going to deal with this bullshit any longer!

Complain here: >>>/operate/8056


Igor Rodrigues 02/15/2022 (Tue) 19:49:39 Id: 9800b5 [Preview] No.773 del
It's a shame I didn't come in time to download it, but thank you for sharing this.



ФИЛЬМ fpnhfipv vpmdwz ААkobakmm 12/14/2021 (Tue) 18:37:31 Id: f6ac92 [Preview] No. 769 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]



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Sabrina Carpenter Nude and Sex Scenes Critic 05/06/2021 (Thu) 18:07:07 Id: da91e6 [Preview] No. 755 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you think that there'll be a strong chance of seeing more then just partial/Brief nudity like a Topless scene, but full frontal nudity and graphic sex scenes from Sabrina Carpenter in any of her up coming Movies and TV Shows?


Critic 10/02/2021 (Sat) 13:52:09 Id: 30d59a [Preview] No.766 del
she's acting all slutty now!



Critic 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:11:41 Id: 94e14c [Preview] No. 765 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You cannot escape emo daddy Paul Dano



The Old Guy Bangs The Young Hot Girl Critic 07/27/2021 (Tue) 13:53:37 Id: 330067 [Preview] No. 763 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ITT: Movies or TV Shows Where The Old Guy Gets To Bang The Really Hot Young Girl Instead of the younger Chads who always hit on her.


Critic 07/28/2021 (Wed) 08:02:06 [Preview] No.764 del
In which thread? I'd like to help you out but IMDB has become COMPLETELY FUCKING USELESS with their bullshit garbage redesign that makes the tiny parts of the site that even work at all look like COMPLETE SHIT.



American Gods Season 3 Critic 06/10/2021 (Thu) 19:31:45 Id: 34a697 [Preview] No. 759 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone know if there were anymore Sex scenes with Emily Browning in the 3rd Season of American Gods?


Critic 06/29/2021 (Tue) 19:23:53 Id: b3341c [Preview] No.761 del
no there wasn't


The Old Guy Bangs The Young Hot Girl Critic 07/27/2021 (Tue) 13:51:15 Id: 7056b1 [Preview] No.762 del
ITT: Movies or TV Shows Where The Old Guy Gets To Bang The Really Hot Young Girl Instead of the young Chads who always hit on her.



Advantages of Travelling by Train (2019) Critic 06/04/2021 (Fri) 20:36:00 Id: 5fb96b [Preview] No. 758 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
haven't seen it just heard about those sex scenes in it of underage actresses playing sex slaves and you actually get to see them preforming in the sex scenes with their older, much older male counterparts

has anyone seen this movie yet to confirm this?



Critic 05/24/2021 (Mon) 10:14:34 Id: 9d4c76 [Preview] No. 757 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>tfw no graymouse gf

who b*rnd here?



Sex Pistol TV Show Potential Script Leak Critic 05/06/2021 (Thu) 19:05:50 Id: 6bcd2e [Preview] No. 756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
reportedly last week there was script leaks of Maisie in her New TV Show Pistols gets plenty Nude in it and Apparently has her fare share of Sex Scenes one of her her giving some dude a blowjob in the backroom of a nightclub and another of her hooking up with an old guy after one of their concerts