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Batman Joker with advanced terrorist cabablities? Anonymous 02/24/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.50931 del
From the Internet Archive at archive.org under Paladin Press Books and Loompanics books

Anonymous 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.52335 del
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/agatha2/ girls ranked from best to worst, based on everything Anonymous 03/11/2022 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No. 10757 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1 - Kennedi
2 - Ashley
3 - (prime) Agatha
4 - Sunny
5 - Marky
6 - Lily
7 - Ciara
8 - Kelly
9 - Kasper
10 - Avery
11 - Erica
12 - Asteria
13 - Tahlia

The others aren't even worth mentioning.
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Anonymous 01/12/2024 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.46607 del
damn, she gotta have some hot italian blood in her

sunny is the only egirl that
i can confidently say a 100% Stacy

i dunno how she ended up on 4chan

Anonymous 01/13/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.46615 del
I'm another anon that is personally new to this site, but not 4Chan. I came here a month or so ago, and have been on 4Chan since 2016 after avoiding it for a while.
I can't remember what prompted me to go there but all I cared for was porn. Yes, to be a coomer. I'd lurk in threads and such and I learned about Ciara when I saw her McDonald's video. Thought it was cute thought she was cute but I didn't care too much past that.
I learned about Sunny overtime too but I don't remember where or when. Thought she was cute but she also just slightly reminded me of a male friend in highschool. The other girl I learned about was Kelly. I cared about her even less than the other two but I blew loads to her feet. I saw Ashely and thought she was cute as hell.
But I never orbited any of these girls and now that I'm taking the time to learn about them, I regret not doing so.
Everything around them is fascinating and full of bullshit and drama, but the guys who got to interact with them, be friends with them for a time, they'll have that for the rest of their lives. For what it's worth. My life has been mainly uneventful and boring, online and irl. At least compared to what happened around the Chans and Discord.
I fantasize about how I'd behave those situation, what I'd get up to with all these characters. I'd have wanted to talk to Ciara especially. Sunny, too.

We can say what we will about the guys who did orbit them but some of those guys got lucky and fucked their brains out. That's something none of us will ever get. Even if by some miracle we lucked out with one of them we aren't going to make them feel like those other Discord dudes who met up with them. Ever. Let alone any girl irl.
Oh well.

Anonymous 01/13/2024 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.46616 del
But like the other anon said, I hope it won't last much longer.
BUT, funnily enough in December I learned that an egirl lives in my state. Not only does she live in my state, she lives a short car ride up the street from me. That blew my fucking mind. I wasn't obsessed with her. I've known about her for two or so years now. I always had a suspicion that she lived in my state because what little of the neighborhoods I saw in her videos looked too close to what they look like near me. I tried to see street names but they were too blurry. I stopped lurking for a year then I come back to see how she's doing. I go to her insta and see a photo of somewhere. I type in the name and what do you know? That area was in my state. I still wasn't too convinced even with google maps. Then I see another photo of an area that looked WAY too familiar, and it was because I'd been up that street countless times.
I was blown away and couldn't get over it. Still can't sort of. That she just so happens to live that close to me.
I'm not going to stalk her, and I'm not saying her name. I don't think I've ever seen her on 4Chan and she isn't posted here either. I won't be surprised when she is, though.

Anonymous 01/13/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.46627 del
You are unreasonably idealizing them. I've been friends with a few of them, even a big name, and overall it's a pretty terrible experience. They have too many people in their dms to genuinely care about any of them. You will be treated as an orbiter even if you make it clear that you don't want anything more than a platonic friendship.
You haven't missed out on anything. Only unbalanced relationships where you give 10 and receive 1 all the time.

Anonymous 01/13/2024 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.46628 del
Fair enough. I'd say I idolize the experience everyone around them more than the girls themselves. The rational part of me already knows any friendship/relationship with them would be terrible in the long run. I'd probably be bitter from the experience, I just thought it would be better than how uneventful things have been for me over the years. But that drama isn't worth it.

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Audrey thread #5 - Christmas edition (aka I Love Cock edition) Anonymous 12/22/2023 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No. 42983 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 01/14/2024 (Sun) 03:39 [Preview] No.46715 del
so whats the deal with her mom? how did she die, did she really die? what was audrey's reaction to her death. did her mother's death result in audrey adopting slutter and more promiscuous behavior with males on soc or becoming less innocent and pure of heart and more mentally ill?

Anonymous 01/14/2024 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.46716 del
Cancer, cancer. Less sluttier, less catastrophic whore stunts. She was very serious when it came to her mother's word. Got fatter definitely because of it.

Anonymous 01/14/2024 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.46721 del
Replied to you in the new thread

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Marky Thread #18 - Merry Christmas & Happy 10-Year Anniversary! Anonymous 12/19/2023 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No. 42657 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Our Cursed Unholy Maiden, Tsarina of Rhode Island, Queen of Judea, Grand Duchess of Newport Marky Jane Thompson
In previous episodes: >>34632



Old picture collections
>>25646 Marky.rar
>>25615 Album pa2i7 - Imgur.zip
>>30878 Marky-secret-stash.7z

>>27484 haiselnet + >>33243 >>33258 full-res selfies
>>34653 mirh

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Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.48064 del
Should we really cater to first page tourists? Let's keep thread topical and laconic. If you have nothing to post, do not post.

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.48079 del
we got baited again for nudes

Anonymous 02/15/2024 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.49570 del
is she alive? anyone have contact with her?

Anonymous 02/19/2024 (Mon) 19:52 [Preview] No.50200 del
Why do people post in old threads where almost no one will see their posts

asteriaa / alex thread #2 (pregnant edition) Anonymous 05/09/2023 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No. 23098 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
some new info for the anons that still care about her in the slightest; her youtube channel (the only old social media profile of hers that remains somewhat active) has a playlist called "pregnancy journey" that she created in April. it's over.
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Anonymous 12/18/2023 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.42510 del
i hope so

Anonymous 12/18/2023 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.42517 del
find her and ask

Anonymous 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.43805 del
She has pretty eyes but its a filthy cutslut fuck that shit

Anonymous 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.46356 del
How old is Hesper now?

Anonymous 01/10/2024 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.46365 del
Like 21.

Anonymous 03/29/2024 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.59395 del
This is a cached image it will be gone someday. The original is slightly larger, does anyone have a copy?

I vaguely recall seeing an archive of an older ken thread uploaded but I can't find it and I spent a really long time looking.

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Anonymous 03/29/2024 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.59463 del
Thank you. Have a good day.

Anonymous 03/30/2024 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.59537 del
you guys better show up to parish’s next show in sf on the 27th and bring “free ken” signs.

Anonymous 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.60055 del
Why are you treating an old friend of hers like he’s some celebrity? He’s a loser like the rest of them. It’s been confirmed they ended their friendship for some reason and no one involved is gonna explain what happened, so I don’t see any point in this. His music is shit and the thread is clogged with gossip about him instead of Kentent.

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Sheep Village nostalgia thread Anonymous 01/05/2022 (Wed) 21:46 [Preview] No. 8354 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You know you remember it every so often, anon. Whatever happened to people like Picard, Sebthaler, and CalvinCandiee? Remember that one girl who was obsessed with making herself lactate on cam?
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Anonymous 11/02/2023 (Thu) 15:59 [Preview] No.37042 del
>did the server get nuked?
yes, lol

Made an alt (siler53) :^3

Anonymous 11/02/2023 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.37047 del
Where are the kennedi guilt posts?

Anonymous 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.43848 del
They are all black like my cock

Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.45203 del
Whatever happened to Piper?

Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.45226 del
Wait I thought sunny was for the white man? Didn't she say she'd have white babies?

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Shinobazooka Thread Anonymous 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No. 24139 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 12/17/2023 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.42374 del
no one envies her, she has 50 strains of HPV from sam and an ugly mongrel baby

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Anonymous 12/17/2023 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.42407 del
Nudes when? she looked so fucking hot in 2021

Anonymous 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.43808 del
The Chinese are very smart but dating sam hyde isn't

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Kelly Baltazar Anonymous 04/26/2022 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No. 12151 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I could have saved her.
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Anonymous 11/29/2023 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.40031 del
Her male hapa counterpart goes on an incel fueled rampage in Isla Vista while she looks 17 in her 30s.

How is that fucking fair?

Anonymous 11/29/2023 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.40052 del
She got over it. Daddy’s money keeps her happy.

Anonymous 11/29/2023 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.40061 del
>HAPA where are you from?

I'm not into modern performance art, but I kinda dig whatever she is doing. Guess it's kinda like observing a child playing in the mud.

Anonymous 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.43832 del
No u couldn't

Anonymous 12/26/2023 (Tue) 22:11 [Preview] No.44210 del
Someone I heard about used to know this half Chinese/White girl. They thought it was a guy (glowie). "Somehow" their dog ended up with all her socials, emails, passwords etc. Turns out she really was 22 and just looked 12. Her mother 42 and looked 20, grandmother 65 and looked late 30's, her great grandmother looked like the crypt keeper though.

tldr Asian pussy magic

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cewl thread Anonymous 09/09/2022 (Fri) 17:45 [Preview] No. 15603 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
eastern european r9k slut
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Anonymous 03/29/2024 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.59509 del
I hate Cewl so much it's unreal

Anonymous 04/01/2024 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.60467 del
hey doxxfag where is cewl is there anything you can tell us

Anonymous 04/03/2024 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.61611 del
I love Cewl so much it's unreal

Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.63976 del
I love Cewl so much

Anonymous 04/19/2024 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.64595 del
I love Cewl so much it's fucking unreal