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Anonymous 03/10/2021 (Wed) 20:22:18 [Preview] No. 445 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone tried to do a ritual to summon Ashley? or at least to feel her energy? do you recommend it or will something go wrong?


Seabee 03/10/2021 (Wed) 22:32:45 [Preview] No.446 del
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>>445
I tried the "Call Me" ritual spell. You need a blue marker a sheet of paper and your phone.
1) Draw a bird, plane or angel with the marker
2) Hold the paper in your hand and say, "Element of Air I would like Ashley to call me, help me send the message to Ashley"
3) Write Ashley's name below the drawing and recite, "I would like to hear from you, call me"
4) Keep holding the paper and imagine Ashley calling you and ask an angel to help send the message to Ashley.
5) Fold the paper into 3 parts and place it under your phone and wait for Ashley to call, approximately 5 minutes.

I tried several times with no luck. There are more intrusive spells and rituals that involve demons and such and that is something I'm afraid to get involved in.


Anonymous 03/11/2021 (Thu) 02:43:27 [Preview] No.447 del
>>445
Dont do that bro you will be eternally separated from Ashley in hell accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior and you can be friends with her in heaven guaranteed


Anonymous 03/11/2021 (Thu) 07:53:58 [Preview] No.448 del
>>446
I will try, maybe I'll play an iconic ashley song before the ritual to help me succeed, if it doesn't work I'll start asking spirits and sketchy deities.
>>447
Ashley jones is my savior, only she can help me



Seabee 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:51:59 [Preview] No. 434 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Another reason to drink Pepsi instead of Coca Cola. The Ash as usual was right, she was ahead of her times.


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Anonymous 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:36:54 [Preview] No.436 del
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>>434
its over for coca cola drinkers, never doubt the ash


Anonymous 03/03/2021 (Wed) 15:11:19 [Preview] No.437 del
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Seabee 02/22/2021 (Mon) 17:04:35 [Preview] No. 424 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Jet engine explodes raining debris over Colorado. Fortunately no persons on the ground including The Ash were injured by the falling debris.
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Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:27:43 [Preview] No.429 del
>>428
don't tell me its the ancient egyptian aliens!!! we will not let (((them))) touch ashley, the ancient alien belly trail thing was enough.


Seabee 02/26/2021 (Fri) 17:28:49 [Preview] No.430 del
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>>429
It seems that (((They))) are causing the Ash to lose her "Precious bodily fluids." Maybe we should call General Jack Ripper.


Anonymous 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:04:41 [Preview] No.431 del
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why do (((they))) go after her, why the ash?


Anonymous 02/27/2021 (Sat) 15:40:45 [Preview] No.432 del
>>431
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, the answer is blowin' in the wind.

1) (((They))) recognize her superior intelligence and realize that she has the ability to expose them so they fear her.

2) Jealousy, plain and simple. They gaze upon those slightly far set emerald green eyes and that extremely cute face with that amazing smile and her beautiful, thick pixie hair and then (((They))) look upon their own ugly countenance and feel nothing but contempt for her.


Anonymous 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:37:51 [Preview] No.433 del
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>>432
I suspected jealousy, and you are right about her redpilled intellect, (((they))) fear the ash



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Anonymous 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:32:04 [Preview] No. 379 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
choose your side

Pepsi or Coca-Cola?
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Anonymous 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:56:20 [Preview] No.398 del
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for ashley


Seabee 01/28/2021 (Thu) 19:26:37 [Preview] No.399 del
Ashley was spotted at the scene picking up errant cans of Pepsi. It has not been confirmed if she was responsible for causing the accident which is currently under investigation.


Anonymous 01/31/2021 (Sun) 16:26:31 [Preview] No.400 del
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>>387
How much for the little girl


Seabee 01/31/2021 (Sun) 18:20:59 [Preview] No.401 del
>>400
Not enough money in the world


Anonymous 01/31/2021 (Sun) 23:48:03 [Preview] No.402 del
>>401
based, not enough pepsi cans in the world



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Seabee 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:42:01 [Preview] No. 351 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
After her annual Christmas vid, Rose released another vid on January 2 2021. Not bad banjo plinkin'. Those black tights gave me impure thoughts, LOL.

Wouldn't it be cool if like in the dueling banjos scene from the movie Deliverance Rose and Ashley duel, Rose on the banjo and The Ash on the guitar.
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Seabee 01/19/2021 (Tue) 22:22:28 [Preview] No.359 del
>>357
I can't imagine that feel when no Ash in tights to warm me on these cold nights (hard for me to imagine a negative) but I can imagine the feel of her freshly shaved body pressing softly and tenderly against my own body as our eager flesh intertwines on a cold winter night.


Anonymous 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:03:53 [Preview] No.360 del
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>>359
I bet she warms better than an oven in auchwitz


Anonymous 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:51:30 [Preview] No.389 del
>>355
>>357
She looks like a monkey.


Anonymous 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:36:51 [Preview] No.391 del
>>389
'She' was in transition


Anonymous 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:28:28 [Preview] No.392 del
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>>389
she was just evolving to be the cutest homo sapien ever.



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Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 19:47:11 [Preview] No. 321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ashley is thinking
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Anonymous 01/20/2021 (Wed) 17:03:45 [Preview] No.362 del
>>336
If she went full thot at least she'd come back to money-whore. We might not want her but she'd be here.


Anonymous 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:12:44 [Preview] No.365 del
Okay my first run with the new time machine didn't go as planned. I tried to talk to her younger self but when I put my hand on her shoulder to get her attention she bit it. I'll give it another shot once my hand heals.


Anonymous 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:28:49 [Preview] No.367 del


Seabee 01/22/2021 (Fri) 14:21:19 [Preview] No.377 del
>>365
It was most probably a love bite. Be flattered and wear the wound as a badge of honor. Keep us posted on your travels and tell the Ash we all miss her.


Anonymous 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:55:19 [Preview] No.378 del
>>365
If the bite leaves a scar at least you'll have something to remember her by.



Anonymous 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:29:28 [Preview] No. 372 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>>359
Did she ever figure out how? Poor Ashley


Anonymous 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:31:48 [Preview] No.373 del
>>372
God DAMN it. How do I delete endchan threads? Fuuuuuuu


Anonymous 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:32:38 [Preview] No.374 del
I hate the way Endchan posting is set up. It's so confusing


Anonymous 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:34:02 [Preview] No.375 del
>>374
And yes, I am aware of the irony


Anonymous 01/22/2021 (Fri) 11:26:57 [Preview] No.376 del
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>>373
haha now you have to figure that out, good luck anon



Anonymous 01/20/2021 (Wed) 17:01:24 [Preview] No. 361 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
When did the comments get turned off on her only remaining video? Do you think she did it herself or was it just jewtube nanny-stating? I can't even beg her to come back anymore.
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Anonymous 01/20/2021 (Wed) 21:52:33 [Preview] No.366 del
>>364
Her last video "Chikk Angel" made on 4/21/15
She made a video later that same day "Uninteresting Rambling Ponyboy" where she steps out of character and says that she might not make anymore videos. It was her swan song.


Anonymous 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:42:30 [Preview] No.368 del
>>366

I meant on her own channel, but...

...seriously, I want her to come back so bad I need to hear her voice God I miss her


Anonymous 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:05:19 [Preview] No.369 del
>>368
I love her uninteresting ramblings, like that one where she talked about losing her dog and finding it again.


Anonymous 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:27:03 [Preview] No.370 del
>>368
I love that laugh


Anonymous 01/21/2021 (Thu) 13:54:58 [Preview] No.371 del
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Anonymous 09/06/2020 (Sun) 20:15:56 [Preview] No. 147 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>>145
>>146
Who is Taylor
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Anonymous 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:13:18 [Preview] No.177 del
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LMAO, you all realize anon is trolling you, right? Taylor is trans mtf and has identified as bi, pansexual, bi-gender, agender, then a lesbian tomgirl like Chrischan, now he is bi again although in a cis relationship with a weeb Korean-American guy that identifies as bi. Taylor was a fucking manlet with a tiny dick about five years back.

>>148
Quit posting this la creatura anon. She's not a cute like Ashley, she's a fucking man yo.


Anonymous 10/11/2020 (Sun) 14:17:46 [Preview] No.178 del
>>177
holy shit I got rick rolled, well it is a top tier trap and its not gay. I was going to show my friend this pic >>168 saying that she is hot, god damn.


So who's the trannie? Anonymous 01/07/2021 (Thu) 13:46:59 [Preview] No.318 del
I gotta know