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... does anyone have the actual nude of this photo with cafebeef...?
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Anonymous 09/19/2022 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.6476 del
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... i think you should get some help up here...

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Anonymous 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.6515 del
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... bump for passionate enfilment...

Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.6529 del
God dammit why does a man have to be so horny all the time, me included. I jerk off so often and I have the most awful fetishes that I absolutely will not reenact in real life. I dont want to create a bunch of babies but I want to fuck every minute of the day. I go to work and pick out pleasant women who I will imagine fucking and being in a relationship with. I hope I get testicular cancer and my balls get removed, imagine my life then. Probably do nothing and die from alcohol related complications.

Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.6530 del
... any more nudes...

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I AM ASHLEY PLEASE MAKE ME A MOD Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No. 5724 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Dear board owner,

There are way too much tranny and gay shenanigans going on here and I will be the bigger person and say that I do not tolerate it. I'm asking nicely, can you please make me a mod? I won't ban anyone or remove posts unless it meets the following conditions:

1. Talking positively about gays or trannies

Please respond, board owner. We have 0 rules as it stands and recently it feels like this place has gone down hill. I'm coming back soon and I just want to make sure this place is cleaned up for my return. I will allow you to continue your functions as a unpaid employee of mine.

I'm actually not kidding, I really want to be a moderator of my own board. I just wanna ban trannies and tranny sympathizers. Thoughts?
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Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.6506 del
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... dunno it just depends actually...

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.6509 del
I'm coming for you Francisco
I'm gonna cut off your dick and feed it to a big owl or an eagle or something

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.6510 del
Did you doxx dickanon? You might miss him since he's already coming for you.

Anonymous 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.6514 del
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... dont matter to me, im pretty sure you wont do that...

Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.6528 del
I thought ashley was a tranny. I guess she doesnt want people to know she is, because usually trannies dont want people to know. Some of them you know, and they know you know. I met one at work, at my shitty retail job, and I was like, thats 99% a tranny, maybe 1% the most masculine woman that genetics can create. She quite before even like 2 weeks though. Anyways I guess its a private thing, but I think people were saying so. It wouldnt bother me, im okay with trannies that actually look like women and are pleasant.

Fake Ash is spamming the board with fag shit to kill the board.
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Anonymous 09/24/2022 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.6519 del
For the life of me, I will never understand how anybody could look at that genitalia and think "yes, I want to fuck this".

Anonymous 09/24/2022 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.6520 del
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which way, pony man?

Anonymous 09/24/2022 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.6521 del
I'm not a ponyfag dammit, it was a 1 year phase 10 years ago.

Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.6522 del
So you've been in the closet for ten years?

/pol/ thread Anonymous 02/18/2022 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No. 3096 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ok guys you heard the lady, we have to whip this board into shape.
I'm about to drop some truth bombs on the infidels of your mind.
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Anonymous 09/19/2022 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.6473 del
Chitin is indigestable by humans.

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.6511 del
Is it? I honestly don't know? I've read that mushrooms are also made of chitin and that bug people and niggers can digest it better than westerners. I just know that I'm not eating the bugs.

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 22:24 [Preview] No.6512 del
... smarties are digestible by humans...

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.6513 del
That means Ashley is digestible.

Anonymous 09/23/2022 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.6516 del
I'd eat her any day of the week.

There is a new Rose Christmas video if anyone is interested.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5DWPiZMksAA [Embed]
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Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 01:47:07 [Preview] No.4856 del
holy fuck. he even did a timestamp.
alright well enough, there's no guarantee he's telling the truth, but I kind of believe him just cause there's no real motive to lie about that. ...and he is magic as well.

if Ash really does make videos again maybe we can get him to shill her again. he's way more famous now than he was back then.

Anonymous 09/19/2022 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.6460 del
You're a fucking god. Thank you.

Anonymous 09/19/2022 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.6461 del
How could you not find it? Did you even look? https://youtube.com/watch?v=YjJ72-TyPXM [Embed]

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.6507 del
the face my dog makes when i pet him too hard

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.6508 del
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This must be your dog then.

Hey, going to be posting some upscaled images in this thread.

I'm using https://www.cutout.pro/photo-enhancer-sharpener-upscaler which uses a credit/payment system per image and so I have paid for a limited amount of credits, so I can only post a certain amount of images each month.

Also shoutout to the Rosebud/Rose discord for letting me know about cutpro!
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Anonymous 09/19/2022 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.6468 del
the fuck happened to this thread

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Anonymous 09/20/2022 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.6479 del
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I've heard walmart bathrooms are a common venue for toe-tapping. or at least they were before stuff like grindr. I got one just a year ago, I think. it's possible it was just a fucking weirdo but I think it was probably a fag. I was going to this local rec center with my friend over the summer last year, we would work out and then go swim in the pool there. when we went into the locker room there was this kid (like 16 or 17) in there just sitting on a bench with his towel, on his phone or something. we go out to the pool, we're there for like 20 or 30 minutes, we come back, the kid is still there. we go into the showers, they're open showers, no barriers or curtains or anything. the kid follows us in. my friend and I are both sissies who leave our swimsuits on in the showers, fortunately in this case, cause the kid is in there next to us, eying us up and down, and he's notably standing with his arms behind his back, protruding his pelvis, and at half-mast at least. I have a feeling that was neither his first nor last shower that day.

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Is she back yet ffs. How long is this little prank of hers going to go on. I'm so lonely
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Anonymous 09/15/2022 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.6371 del
If you're referring to a marriage license, then no. There is no easy way to hide from anyone in modern society and live a normal life. There is a paper trail for just about everything. There are discrepancies but they are merely overlooked until corrected. There are private investigators that search for people who commit pseudocide and they have a very high success rate because most people get too confident with their new identity or have a longing to hear from family. If I was actually searching for someone, they could change their legal name, social security number, residence or even move to another country. All of this would be documented and accessible through various legal means. That most difficult part would be doing the leg work. The other thing is most people just aren't intelligent enough to find someone. It's 4D Chess irl. You have to be highly intuitive and spatial intelligence isn't most people's strong suit. I assure you I'm not a glow nigger.

Anonymous 09/15/2022 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.6375 del
you are one fucked up dude

Anonymous 09/15/2022 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.6377 del
Don't worry. I wouldn't doxx you. Nobody wants to doxx you. You're completely safe, Craig.

Anonymous 09/15/2022 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.6379 del
yeah yeah, you found my youtube account great job

Anonymous 09/15/2022 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.6381 del
You must have dealt with a lot of shit people in your life. I'm just fucking with you. I'm not going to do anything that would jeopardize you. It's funny how all you robots get so uptight about doxxing. Most of you aren't worth it and the rest of you have nothing to lose from the notoriety. We all have a few ponies in the closet.

Stop it, Taylor! Stop trying to get my simp juice! I'm not Mary. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Taylor. But I... I do deny them my essence.
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Anonymous 09/13/2022 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.6346 del
i aint gonna be a wageslave for some jew im gonna make it big on my own, im gonna become a crypto billionaire you'll see

Anonymous 09/13/2022 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.6347 del

I'm gonna get struck and partially by a Walmart truck driven by an overworked driver and then I'll be able to finance Ashley's sitcom pilot "Uncle Steve's Tickle Game." Television's own Amanda Bearse will play Grandma Jones.

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Anonymous 09/13/2022 (Tue) 17:20 [Preview] No.6349 del
Ash doesn't want your money neckbeard. but I on the other hand have spent years saving up enough GBP for my mom to fund her full hollywood motion picture: "The Queen of the Incels", featuring Ron Paul playing himself (they insist we shoehorn a love interest into the story)

Anonymous 09/13/2022 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.6350 del
I'm pretty sure we can get David Faustino (Bud) to play Uncle Steve since his career is in the toilet.

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hey how old is this girl
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Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.6205 del
so 5

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.6206 del
Please refrain from making Halloween themed posts until October. This is not a grocery store.

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.6215 del
That is the face of some massive regret right there.

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Anonymous 09/12/2022 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.6329 del
oh no she's off the wagon again

I'm going to hunt down and liquidate that other Kay Vay. Not only does she muck up search results, her public personal events always almost give me a heart attack-ack-ack. I oughta know by now.

Anonymous 09/10/2022 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.6304 del
she's getting married anyway though unless someone figured out that that was fake

Anonymous 09/10/2022 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.6306 del
Hey, fake-Ash! Do a fake-Vocaroo and tell us if you're going to get fake-married. Really lay that fake-southwestern accent on thick this time. Better yet, do a real British one.

Anonymous 09/10/2022 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.6307 del
no no before the vocaroo ordeal, the facebook pictures. are you saying that was the same person?