How does he do it?

Love you FIFO m8.

Somehow, FIFO returned.

SA BEST GTA

We should have an all night neet cafe, where you can find company at any time of day

If I had the NEETs phone numbers i'd text them GET TO THE CHOPPA when they get left behind

>>1029143
Hot pie floaters.

>>1029144
I've got you muted.

>>1029146
but i thot we wer frens

>>1029089
>Just got back from Dan's. Want a goon?
yes please

>I too question whether we are all culturally approximately or whether there is some direct link between us.
already druk?

>We need the commune
yes and we will have weekly KFC feast piss benders and get boonged

the NEETs are eepy
im stay up a bit more

They call me the evening NEET, the NEET of goon and shadows.

>>1029151
maybe the real friends were the shadows we met along the way

>>1029152
My life has been running a stealth archer build.

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

>>1029153
I think you've playing the right build in the wrong game

>>1029154
gn

>>1029154
Night fella.

>>1029140
That was a particularly good post

>>1029149
On the second goon, can't even get druk.
>>1029158
That track wouldn't make it over the wall

>>1029160
Perhaps the reason they tunneling.

>>1029161
Underground rap

>>1029162
Kek

need more sleep

>>1029102
The AU registrar office has to take it slow.

What adventures are on for today neets?

>>1029134
It keeps me awake.

>>1029130
💯

It's falling out of me.

>>1029169
Always wipe front to back

>>1029154
Night m8

>>1029166
Rape

>>1029170
Ty.

meh

Got me thirteen buckz back from Coles. Might spend it on KFC.

mehmeh

>>1029178
Save it for a rainy day

>>1029180
It literally is a rainy day.

Is The Gentelmen any good neets?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3HsYf_lf4Bw [Embed]

>>1029181
Good work. Your budgetting skill has increased.

They gave me some chockies for R U Ok day at the wage

https://bigrigs.com.au/2026/09/08/over-height-truck-collides-with-notorious-railway-bridge/

Weber's nickname in uni was 'Big Rig'.

>>1029184
At least you are getting out and exploring the world.

>>1029185
R U Ok?

>>1029182
Yes. I believe I recommeded it back when series 1 dropped. Series 2 dropped last week. Motherbat even liked it.

Had $9.65 available for breakfast, so got two (2) cans of Mother Original for $6.30 and a 200g bag of Skittles for $3.00.

>>1029188
He has chocolate

>>1029190
I hope Bat slaps you on the noggin.

>>1029190
Wise investment.

>>1029192
She will never know.

>>1029195
>IKTF
Of the kot

I hope Nuro posts his review and approval of using it soon
> iPhone Duo features a breakthrough foldable design that’s beautiful, versatile, and durable, opening up possibilities that feel entirely new yet remarkably familiar
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/09/apple-unveils-iphone-duo/

>>1029199
kek

Seeing the psychiatrist today
I'll ask for a referral to the mental ward

Weber once told me that fat equals flavour.

>>1029201
I'm on a bus to hobspidal right now.

inflate the stiffy
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/sydney-sweeney-strips-totally-nude-for-racy-new-ad/news-story/59b181c551d78fc2688931deb09eaf2d
deflate the stiffy
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-stories/wild-reason-woman-had-to-prove-she-had-ears-for-australian-passport-photo/news-story/bff90254915abe5160155abf2cf461d9

>>1029204
I will join you shortly

>>1029190
www.betreatwise.info

>>1029197
Weber once told me I was "beautiful, versatile and durable".

>>1029201
Good luck NEET.

Good morning NEETs.

I hope you got the bins out Weber.

>>1029194
She always knows.

>>1029207
Thats pretty funny

Weber is right. You lot cant stop bad mouthing him. Rude fucks.

>>1029212
gm
yes

>>1029212
GMN.

Good morning NEETs

>>1029218
gm

>>1029218
Good morning Salaryman NEET.

New hobspidal unlocked

>>1029221
Good work NEET. Hopefully you get the help you need.

>>1029218
GMN.

>>1029225
Foreshadowing.

It's a prolapsed kind of day 😮‍💨

>>1029221
Hopefully you're lobotomized

>>1029230
Looks good
I will join you shortly

GM Neets

>>1029232
Teh ER hath been located.

>>1029231
Nigga pleaze, they'd have to call in the firies with teh jaws of life to cut off my ballz.

>>1029233
Good morning. What are you up to today?

The Pepe torrent has stalled again. Stuck on 17.7%

q

>>1029237
Might try add another tracker on it

>>1029239
Weber onced tracked my arse to Kathmandu. I've had to wear diapers ever since.

Security niggas got eyes on me.

>>1029242
shine a lazer in them

just did a protracted and vile shit
there was big logs topped off with what looked like a giant mound of digested beef vindaloo up out of the water

>>1029237
Added a bunch of trackers

This brunette bitch is taking pics of me.

>>1029247
cut her clit off with scalpel

>>1029245
The vindaloo jumped outta the loo to suprise you with its goo.

Vindaloo from the poo

I hadn't even eaten curry
just pidsers, chiggen yiroses, a carton of guinness and some dabs etc

>>1029251
More fitting for a hwite man than filthy dravidian slop

Made bread

>>1029253
Can I have a thick crust slice with butter please?

>>1029254
With vegemite

>>1029255
noooooooo

>>1029256
Not a real Australian

>>1029257
hot fresh bread just needs a bit of butter
vegemite on toast is breakfast food

>>1029247
Calm yourself neet
She could be your future psych ward gf

>>1029258
Not vegemite on toast

Bread is untoasted toast?!?!!?!!!?

this neet just doesn't want to share his bread

>>1029262
Make your own dough

10L water bottle refilled reused always 10L cold water in fridge for me

>>1029264
hydrated neet

#hewillnotdivideus

>>1029246
It is still stalled.
You need to try more things. I need those Pepes.

>>1029267
You want those Pepes

>>1029267
>I need those Pepes.
You haven't earned them.

This place boring af. Too big. Garn Nambour.

Ayo mang we'z be outta malk mangz

>>1029270
Get a lobotomy nigga

>>1029273
stop posting these abominations

>>1029270
Treatment not acquired?

Not Wizardy. Wizards and Warriors. Wizards and Warriors 2000. I am a down syndrome person.

>>1029277
¡Muy caliente!

>>1029278
Have not seen that for a while.

spammer is back

>>1029281
IGA has been here for a while

High get food delivered or go drive?

Los quiero mucho a todos anons de estados unidos, los amo mucho mucho

>>1029281

>>1029247
Give her a cheeky wink.

>>1029251
That's going to come out looking like tar.

>>1029282
I think you put your used cum socks in them.

>>1029288
it came out as described

Didn't win Banggood digital microscope give away

>>1029246
Are you using Transmission 2.2.1?

>>1029291
When you get one neet you can borrow my slides.

Is chewing tobacco legal here?

>>1029293
Thank you. I have a traditional microscope and a few slides, but this was for bleep bloop.

Nothing zoomers say is worth listening to.

>>1029251
<Carton of Guinness
how do you do it

>>1029297
much of it is indecipherable anyway

>>1029299
It's decipherable, but like Chinese it's just not worth deciphering.

Drank water and almost threw up. Ah, no hangover because still drunk.

>>1029292
Qbitorrent 5 something seeding from

Should i ban the third worlder posting weird fat chicks?

>>1029294
It will be in the NEET commune

>>1029301
That waz me 4am

jfc, there is no end to how retarded women are

>>1029303
Yes, definitely.

>>1029308
How did she even do that? Did her wheel climb up the wheel of the other car?

>>1029302
Do you have a lot of different torrents seeding?

Washed my sheets at the laundromat. Took hours. Many dramas. Don't want to talk about it. Just had it.

Home sweet home :)

>>1029303
>Should i ban the third worlder
Yes. Whether or not they're doing anything is irrelevant.

Also can we remove iga's ability to post images.

>>1029314
Why? His images are better than the sassy 5mb discord reaction images that buro uploads.

>>1029306
>"you fuckin' bogan slut"
I think that is what they call "projection".

What were those red flags on the other car?

And what does she mean by all that "get out of Canberra there are lots of us"?
Is that a threat? Is she saying she is connected to criminal elements?

>>1029311
>Don't want to talk about it.
I will respect that.

>>1029308
Thank you Trev.

>>1029312
Ask them for Amisulpride

They put you on Amisulpride but all you feel is Amisulshame.

>>1029320
There is no shame anymore.

Peanut curry cabbage

>>1029312
I will join you

>>1029319
Isn't that a suppository.

>>1029324
Like my dick

anything can be an enema if you just push it in hard enough

Vile post

>>1029327
We have some low quality neets here today I'm afraid. Hopefully they will be kept in the psych ward this time.

>>1029328
IGA is getting euthanised

High maybe order chinaman food?

>>1029330
yes

>>1029331
What chinaman food slecifixally?

>>1029332
Crispy Pork Peking
Gong Bo Chicken

R U OK NEET?

Boring af. Might go hang with the paramedics.

Got a headache. I still have three 500 mL cans of Monsuta along with two 500 mL cans of Tanker, one is the Sauna version and the other is the premium.

>>1029335
Go visit hard gay raw and give it to him hard, gay, and raw.

>>1029338
If only Cruusey was still alive

>>1029340
Not a bad meme.

How many of you reckon you could do this job?

>>1029342
woe at the garden bed

I am cooking for mummybot tomorrow night. I am too much of a mong to come up with something. I keep clicking on different recipes and it all seems too difficult.

The parameds are chill af unlike the nigga securuty. Im not even supposed to be in this area.

>>1029342
>>1029343
Put in a complaint about the state of that garden bed.

>>1029345
They are used to ferals like you.

>>1029345
A lot of their work involves dealing with the mentally unwell.

>>1029348
and people trying to steal drugs

>>1029344
get a copy of the Foodland free newsletter
great recipes for free and they don't seem too difficult

>>1029351
But how does the candy taste..
?

>>1029346
I will let Bill know ASAP

My fucking teeth hurt.

This place is fucking wild

You can make a fast and delicious garlic bread grilled cheese sandwich by combining garlic butter and melted cheese inside two slices of toasted bread.

>Trump says if Republicans win election, all Americans will get $5000
Cruisey how do we become Americans?

Might become a plus size male stripper

>>1029310
Only a couple. Only one uploading is the pepes zip

>>1029363
Didn't he say something similar last time?

>>1029366
Yes. It's all horseshit that would cost $2 trillion or something. And he's not getting a third term no matter what he says.

>>1029363
With that they could just take the money and buy a house in japan

>>1029368
Cruisey will invest my $5000 for me.

Schnitzel night tonight

>>1029370
noice
im sharing a doctor oonga pixxa with motherbat
having some wine now

>>1029371
Bon apetight.

>>1029373
ur a boong ape tits

>>1029374
You having an apeteaser?

>>1029375
serious answer: no, because I didn't tell her I was coming down tonight so she had nothing prepared

>>1029371
Sounds lovely
I miss the lovely times I never had with mother as she died while I was child

>>1029359
A possum kiev.

>>1029372
It would have graffiti on it.

>>1029376
Treat cupboard status?

Chunky piss out my arse

>>1029380
jaffa cakes, party mix, cadbury pineapple block at present
shopping tomorrow

>>1029382
Yömmy

>>1029379
and scorch marks
possibly a car wrapped around one of the letters

>>1029382
Corn chips needed.

>>1029385
possibly
will look at the prices tomorrow
I try to buy the specials to save her a few dollars

Wanna binge and watch tv but I've already binged today to cope with other problems...maybe the answer is a restrained binge.

>>1029387
Sounds do-able.

>>1029387
>a restrained binge
few of us have the control for that

>>1029382
>jaffa cakes, party mix, cadbury pineapple block
Will that be enough to last until dinner? I don't want you getting famished.

>>1029390
I held off eating anything even though I didn't have lunch today.

I'm watching two men have anal sex.

He does need to lift his game

>>1029393
unfuckwithable

>>1029394
I think it could be Weber with these skills

Got opprto ordered no chinaman food

>>1029392
bit gay tbh

Fucking wit security

>>1029395
I played a shit ton of 8-ball at the Griffins Head and Crown & Anchor 2000-2010. Never reached old mate's level though.

>>1029386
>I try to buy the specials to save her a few dollars
Let her spoil you. Get the expensive ones.

>>1029398
The one in the back looks like the one in the front. Spooky.

>>1029398
Get on the helipad and threaten them with a knife

>>1029402
Nigga she just paid my private health insurance bill.

Getting a free thing from oporto

I might make electronic music

>>1029387
>a restrained binge.
The crazy things you NEETs say!

>>1029407
You should NEET.

>>1029392
There is no shame any more.

>>1029407
make me a supermario fart soundboard remix plz

>>1029409
Yeah well maybe I will!

>>1029411
Yeah well maybe I won't!

>>1029400
Keep going and you will

This could be the endchan staff.

>>1029414
Even if you're a pub's best customer, they're going to hate you if you spill 3 imperial pints on their felt.

>>1029415
lol imagine being a 40-something security guard and thinking you're hard

>>1029416
>imperial pints
Poofter piss

>>1029413
oh :(

>>1029415
So theres three of them and they all look the same, this is getting weird.

>>1029415
Big Fella looks well.

Gook lady will be bringing the food

>>1029420
Now that's an emergency!

>>1029415
it's funny how the fat/tall cunts always have that 6 inch gap between the bottom of their vest and their belt
getting stabbed in the stomach and dying of peritonitis is fucking agony compared to bleeding out quickly with a heart/lung hole

>>1029422
Tell her Cruisey said hi.

>>1029426
Watching funny videos

>>1029424
🤮

>>1029405
She does it gladly. It makes her feel good.

>>1029424
I wouldn't be going any where near his loofah.

might run for parliament, promising every voter a house if i win

>>1029431
but you'd enter his abode?!

>>1029424
Post soap holder plz.

>>1029432
might as well
we're doomed as it is

>>1029432
That electronic music NEET could promise everyone a house music mix tape.

>>1029433
No, and he wouldn't be entering mine.

Is this dangerous?

>>1029436
Ausnets.exe

>>1029438
in metro adelaide the crowbar would hit a pot hole and rip his arm off

>>1029432
Thanks cuz.

>>1029441
>From the bloke in the Dr Who shirt
6XL?

>>1029439
going to open it in my hex editor
might change a few strings

>>1029443
Kek

>>1029440
I've noticed in the last few years the amount of potholes has increased many hundreds of percentage

Gook lady is on her way

>>1029443
Aaaand this is why I keep to myself and my hobbies 👍😂

>>1029441
Impressive.

I forgot what freebie I got with order

>>1029446
it's reached ridiculous levels here now
victor harbor road is destroying rims on an almost daily basis now

>>1029438
Well equipped with engines. Tho might need one in the middle too.

>>1029448
You look good, NOOT.

>>1029452
👆💯

>>1029450
probably two of their tendie things that they call something not tendie

Lez go see what IGA has to offrr

>>1029455
Nuh dawg it was a wrap i forgot if I picked spicy sauce

>>1029457
I hope you picked the extreme one and not the oprego (oh gay go) one

>>1029458
Idk no more lol

at internode if it was nandos day and you went along to the myer centre and got anything other than the hottest sorse you were a gigantic faggot

Oh and I got spicy chicken balls

>>1029461
You are what you eat NEET.

>>1029461
they're okay don't get too excited though

Transwife benefits:

/spoiler She has a penis.

>>1029462
>>1029463
Hungry 😋

>>1029460
I would have had the courage to get whatever sauce I wanted.

>>1029464
A nice uncircumcised penis is better than whatever those foids have down there these days.

Chocolate

Chocolate Rain song in my head again now. Has been coming and going for many years. Will probably hear it as I die.

>>1029469
Some stay dry while others feel the pain

Too woed to get out of bed today.

>>1029470
He was bang on.

>>1029471
This one is for you NEET:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iL_-GwbEP4g [Embed]

>>1029469
lol

Cruisey we forgot to celebrate Kirkmass!

>>1029475
Not funny.

>>1029466
you could have
it wasn't a company-wide thing just engineering and programming twats

Two burgers, two chips, wrap with spicy sauce and spicy chicken balls eaten 😋

>>1029478
you didn't get triple bondi boigs, obviously

>>1029476
Because we missed it!

>>1029478
Good feed.

>>1029479
Both were doubles

>>1029482
oh alright good effort I suppose

>>1029478
Nice.

got a bj from granny again lol. i'm a fiend. probably wont bother again coz couldn't blast my custard cannon

>>1029487
You disgust me.

>>1029488
kek. when was your last?