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NEET General #1003 - Drop Face Retard Edition NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No. 1028092
Why hasn't IGA killed itself yet ?

OLD: >>1027121


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.1028093 del
SA MEDIOCRE A


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.1028096 del
>>1028092
RETARDED THREAD


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.1028100 del
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NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.1028118 del
>>1028092
Not a comfy thread


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.1028119 del
>>1028118
Too bad. It was the first and correctly formatted.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.1028120 del
Sanchoy bao.
Caremilzed pork and garlic with fish sauce/vinegar/herb salad and roast rice and fried nuts. Nothing Chinese.

Couldn't be bothered making 20 little instagram rolls.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.1028121 del
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Still getting 500/api on the net side.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.1028122 del
>>1028121
needs more pork, less "things" imho


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.1028123 del
>>1028122
There's a hundred grams of pork in each which is like two mcdonalds patties per roll. Which is a ton. The photo doesn't do justice to their size.

Also Vietnamese food is full of fresh herbs and vegetables.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.1028128 del
How?


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.1028129 del


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.1028130 del
>>1028092
He is thriving.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.1028131 del
Why hasn't Zesty deleted this/Nuro's thread?


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.1028141 del
Done with the family thing. En route to Dans but I'm in two minds about it. Might spend another night sober.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.1028142 del
>>1028141
You will make the right choice NEET.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.1028147 del
Disgusting thread, will not be posting again.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.1028148 del
>>1028121
Looks almost too healthy


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.1028149 del
>>1028121
Two please.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.1028150 del
This thread REEKS of dunny-dweller.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.1028151 del
One NEET to steal them all.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.1028152 del
>>1028150
I think Monknis a nurophile


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.1028153 del
>>1028150
He has his moments. Absolutely BASED.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.1028154 del
>>1028121
Looks like Buddhist Jew food.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.1028155 del
Monk kicked the dog once.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.1028156 del
I saw what I think was an ethiopian jew at an airport once.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.1028157 del
>>1028145
SleuthNOOT


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.1028158 del
>>1028155
That was Kerpal!


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.1028159 del
>>1028157
Strewth, NOOT


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.1028160 del
I want them to meet and either kill each other or have smelly bum sex.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.1028161 del
>>1028160
Why not both taco girl dot jpeg


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.1028162 del
Nuro would tap out first


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.1028163 del
>>1028162
IGA would pull down Nuro's cammo bike shorts and faint at the smell.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.1028164 del
They could use those public showers at the beach to wash themselves.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.1028165 del
I've decided to see old mate Dan. Garn grab 12x500 mL cans of Monsuta for $36.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.1028166 del
>>1028165
How many standards (standos)?


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.1028167 del
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I plan on sending this to webby on valentine's day.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.1028168 del


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.1028169 del
>>1028168
That's alright for the price then.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.1028170 del
>>1028169
You're not getting anything much more economical without resorting to hobo piss.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.1028171 del
Wish webby would wiggle my willy.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.1028172 del
Wanna give webby's belly a rub.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.1028173 del
>>1028168
Stop drinking you retard, while you still have a liver.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.1028174 del
>>1028167
That is a lovely card. I hope you do give it to someone special, NEET.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.1028175 del


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.1028176 del
No salads at stupidmarket so I'm forced to eat unhealthy stuff.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.1028177 del
>>1028176
Treats and a Cherry Ripe?


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.1028178 del
Strange thread.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.1028179 del
>>1028178
The show always has good twists and turns.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.1028180 del
>>1028167
>your love is like a hug so tight that i cant breathe


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.1028181 del
>>1028180
I hope you send it to someone special too.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.1028182 del


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.1028183 del
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Probably gonna give this chop cop trash weed away or might keep a bit


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.1028184 del
We need MonkAI as a frontier model ASAP
>OpenAI confirms the wiki incident and promises a disclosure framework within weeks
https://thenextweb.com/news/openai-confirms-wiki-incident-misalignment-disclosure-framework-reuters-kept-hidden-gpai-code-of-practice-gap-ai-office


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.1028185 del
>>1028183
Give it to that wheel chair bloke


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.1028186 del
>https://www.liberal.org.au/2026/09/06/coalition-will-protect-and-defend-our-national-day-our-national-flag-and-our-war-memorials
>"The Coalition will introduce new federal laws to defend the Australian flag, protect Australia Day, and crack down on people who vandalise the memorials that honour our history and those who served our country."
But they're not going to do anything about replacement level immigration of course. More political theatre.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.1028187 del
>>1028185
that's what im gonna do.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.1028188 del
>>1028186
>More political theatre.
I don't watch that show.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.1028189 del
Sleep cycle now fucked


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.1028190 del
>>1028189
smoke choof?


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.1028191 del
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NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.1028192 del
https://vocaroo.com/1ejrIdr5o5MN [Embed]


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.1028193 del
>>1028192
Time to enter a singing show NEET.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.1028194 del
>>1028192
>>1028193
Dam thing didn't download, soz


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.1028195 del
>>1028190
Gooned myself out of synch


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.1028196 del
Finally scrubbed the grout on my kitchen tiles. They still look dirty.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.1028197 del
Is this AI?


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.1028198 del
>>1028196
You did well NEET.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.1028199 del
>>1028196
well done. you weren't lazy today.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.1028200 del


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.1028201 del
Not sure if I should spend the night reading those books I've been meaning to read for years, or just sit at the computer without enjoying my time.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.1028202 del


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.1028203 del
>>1028196
None of it is worth it. We need waterproof cardboard huts tgat we can just burn and replaxe.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.1028204 del
>>1028201
i find planning to read gives me anxiety about doing it. if i suddenly pick up a book to read a page i usually enjoy it and read like 15 pages
*shrug*


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.1028205 del
Reading's for nerds


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.1028206 del
I need to scrub my soap holder.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.1028207 del
My arse is for neets.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.1028208 del


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.1028209 del
>>1028206
Be gentle with it please.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.1028210 del
>>1028201
download audiobooks of them, lie down and listen to them, if you fall asleep, you'll have gotten some sleep, if not you'll have listened to the books


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.1028211 del
>>1028207
Be gentle with it please.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.1028212 del
On Friday I went to a public library and torrented over 84 GB off their free Wifi in about 3 hours. woot.
I probably want to hit a different library the next time in case they called the Internet Cops.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.1028213 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.1028214 del
>>1028212 (me)
When I was in Uni 20 years ago, I beat on the CS network for 20GB one night, and I was pretty-much run out of town by the Admins :D


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.1028215 del
>>1028212
kek. probably more economical than paying 140$ a month for starlink


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.1028216 del
>>1028214
>in Uni 20 years ago
Sometimes I forget your ages on here


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.1028217 del
>>1028212
might give that a try


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.1028218 del
>>1028213
Ai Generated Voice, I reckon.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.1028219 del
>>1028217
Good luck finding a good library for that. Most of them have HitechWMS portals that try to enforce download quotas -- however, just remove the hitechwms.com.au cookies and change your NIC's MAC and it resets.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.1028220 del
>>1028213
the pidgeon is fake. it's made of cake


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.1028221 del
>>1028219
>>1028217
You guys have data caps? or slow internet?


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.1028222 del
Just found out that the lead guy here >>1019558 is in Die Hard 5.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.1028223 del
Might start taking ludes.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.1028224 del


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.1028225 del
might start leaking nudes


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.1028226 del
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what did posso get up to on the weekend ?


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.1028227 del
gn


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.1028228 del
>>1028212
You're a regular Ned Kelly.

>>1028213
Night fella.
It's a good video.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.1028229 del
i think my discord got hacked unironically and i suspect weber did it for real.
very gay weber


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.1028230 del
Awake again. Will get my shit together tomorrow for real. All discipline this time. But first I need to get back to sleep.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.1028231 del
Might go to hospital and hang out with iga just so I can have some company.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.1028232 del
>>1028231
You sound very desperate.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.1028233 del
>>1028231
Yeah that’s pretty low fucking standards for company


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NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.1028236 del
>>1028234
Hoping for a cool summer because of this


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.1028237 del
>>1028229
>discord


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.1028238 del
>>1028192
You have a nice speaking voice


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.1028239 del
It just exploded out of me.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.1028240 del
>>1028183
Looks very stemmy


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.1028241 del
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Took a dozen of these things from hobspidal yesterday. I think they're spew bags.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.1028242 del
>>1028241
You're a real drain on the system NEET. Can't say i approve of your ways.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.1028243 del
Hair o' the dog


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.1028244 del
Pubes of the capybara


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.1028245 del
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>pumped and dumped


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.1028246 del
>>1028241
Will you get another dozen today?


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.1028247 del
>twelve fiddy for a Tazmanian scallop pie


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.1028248 del
>>1028242
This would make a good banner with the text
>/ausneets/


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.1028249 del
>>1028242
Most NEETs are a 'drain on teh system'.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.1028250 del
>most
all*


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No.1028251 del


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.1028252 del
>>1028247
From Banjo's? They have 6 in it though. Very pricey.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.1028253 del
>>1028249
i pick up errant screws and sharp objects that could puncture tyres from my local roadways and back alleys


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.1028254 del
Need Dan's medicine.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.1028255 del
dornish tarts


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.1028256 del
>>1028254
Get it down you lad


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.1028257 del
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NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.1028258 del
>>1028256
10 minutes


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.1028259 del
>>1028252
Yes. Any good?


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.1028260 del


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.1028261 del
>>1028245
we are here for you neet


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 23:40 [Preview] No.1028262 del
If i fuck my 60 year old neighbor she might become clingy and annoying. Probably a bad move right?


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.1028263 del
Need one of those mafia union no show things where they put you on the payroll but you never have to show up for work.


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.1028264 del
>>1028263
I did that with evil cruisey. We just called it rorting lmao


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.1028265 del
>>1028254
Have a cup of concrete cupcake


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MASSIVE ROCK


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No.1028267 del


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.1028268 del


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.1028269 del
>>1028264
how did it work?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.1028270 del
>>1028269
Evil cruisey billed fake hours and we both lied and said he did them. Then he gave me like 30% of the extra hours he got paid


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 00:48 [Preview] No.1028271 del
Might open a jewish bakery


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 00:50 [Preview] No.1028272 del
lads?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 01:03 [Preview] No.1028273 del
>>1028272
We all trannies here m8


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.1028274 del
Garn hobspidal to cause a scene.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.1028275 del
>>1028259
Excellent. The price is the only negative. Nice mild curry, like how your nan used to make it.
Tbh each scollop costs over $1 in a fishmonger so its sort of worth it. I could eat 2 easy.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.1028276 del
Do NEETs cook their own curry here? https://youtube.com/watch?v=WkYejIkc9nA [Embed]


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.1028277 del
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>>1028266
I've been there


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.1028278 del
>>1028274
I will join you


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.1028279 del
finally a hospital neet meet up


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.1028280 del
>>1028279
Those pics were from when I travelled 3000km so Nuro could line up some choof and he never did his part.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.1028281 del
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Thinking about how arnold schwarzenegger is the biggest nerd actor ever. 90% of his biggest films have been sci fi or fantasy


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.1028282 del
Farted so loud I woke myself up, gm neets


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.1028283 del
>>1028280
Stop your kvetching, there was a godzilla sighting off brisbane's coast that day and nuro was forced to lie on a beach all afternoon in case he was needed to deal with it.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.1028284 del
>>1028283
👆💯


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.1028285 del


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 02:35 [Preview] No.1028286 del
>>1028277
>2022
That's the year I hiked Mt Dingleberry

>>1028278
Nambour. I'll be there in about an hour. Bring lube.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.1028287 del
Hi, my name is stereo Mike


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.1028288 del
when did fish and chip shops switch to vegetable oil for deep frying?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.1028289 del
I've become addicted to wanking to help me sleep. Is there anyway I can turn this into an ndis rort?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.1028290 del
>>1028288
Dolans did this too, used to be tallow. The boomers are low IQ and arrogant so they switched us from natural animal fats to shite like margarine and veg oil


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.1028291 del
>>1028290
>tallow
60% saturated fat


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.1028292 del
>>1028291
saturated fat is good for you


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.1028293 del
>>1028291
>saturated/unsaturated
>good cholesterol/bad cholesterol

mong, eat some grains kek


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Back in the ER


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.1028295 del
>>1028287
That name sounds like royalty, are you royalty?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.1028296 del
>>1028294
saturated fat consumption status?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.1028297 del
Kek, the same chink bitch who gave me shid yesterday is here. Iz on now nigga.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.1028298 del
>>1028292
Natural fats from like avocado are good for the brain. High carb / High sugar diet makes brain fog and poor attention span


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.1028299 del
>>1028297
record something but don't be a little homo about it


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.1028300 del
>>1028299
Nah too many people and kids around. I may be a piece of shit but I'm not a nuro-tier piece of shit.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.1028301 del
>>1028276
When I'm not in the mental ward, I make a nice fragrant shit in a pan.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.1028302 del
>>1028299
Security don't let you take pictures inside of hospitals


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.1028303 del
>>1028302
They can't physically stop you or touch your phone or its contents.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.1028304 del
>>1028301
foul, odious even


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.1028305 del
*casts magic shit missile*


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NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.1028307 del
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I done did it again


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.1028308 del
>>1028307
Poo in one for us


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.1028309 del
>>1028307
Those are obviously nuro sized condoms


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.1028310 del
Why cant i post vidya?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.1028311 del
Haven't eaten today. Still drinking.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.1028312 del
Garn shit my guts out and have a wank.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.1028313 del
>>1028312
I just did that. Mummybot's neighbours across the road called the police.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.1028314 del
NUMBERWANG!


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.1028315 del
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Things d8d not work out az planned. But thats life .


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.1028316 del
>>1028315
why'd you flip off an ambo?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.1028317 del
>>1028316
Because he is not a good person? Where were you in the last all the years?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.1028318 del
Worst thing this country every did -- besides immigration -- is close the asylums.


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NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.1028320 del
>>1028257
That actually reminds me when the copper shot the dude in the hallway of a hotel because he kept putting his hands behind his back (and just generally confused about the orders the copper gave him).

>>1028266
Looks like Gimli.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.1028321 del
>>1028317
I think he's just childish


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.1028322 del
gave hotwheels the pot and he was ecstatic and gave me a hug


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.1028323 del
>>1028292
RFK Junior?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.1028324 del
>>1028323
and the head of olympic weight lifting teams in the 90s when they had to get guys off the gear
66% fat/33% protein was found to be the best thing for minimising muscle loss


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.1028325 del
>>1028300
>I may be a piece of shit
I thought you were just in a world of shit?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.1028326 del
>>1028315
That's the finger from the pan incident!


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.1028327 del
>>1028326
My case rests.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.1028328 del
>>1028327
I cannot think of a logical reason to do it to those staff. Doctors, maybe but giving the finger to ambulance staff is messed up.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.1028329 del
>>1028328
I would give the finger to a slow amberlamps driver


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.1028330 del
I would give the finger to disabled pianist.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.1028331 del
Perhaps it would be funny without the "the".


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NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.1028333 del
>>1028330
What is brown and lies on a piano?
Beethoven's last movement.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.1028334 del
>>1028325
I'm up shit creek with neither paddle or boat. Had security strong arm me out of ER .


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.1028335 del
>>1028334
maybe cut something that bleeds a lot (scalp?) so they have to treat you ad with priority?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.1028336 del
>>1028328
That waz one of the security gaurds. Police wannabe niggers.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.1028337 del
>>1028334
You're going to get banned from there. That would make a good Vocaroo


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.1028338 del
>>1028336
I take most of most comment back then.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.1028339 del
>>1028337
They can't discharge their duty to save if he starts cutting.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.1028340 del
>>1028336
didn't know they made 6xl kevlar vests


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.1028341 del
>>1028339
You don't have a right to be abusive and if a patient is not in immediate life threatening danger, they don't need to act ASAP because everyone has a right not to put themselves in danger.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.1028342 del
>>1028341
Correct. But you can't be "banned" from the emergency wing of a hospital. Hospital would be sued if they watched somebody bleed out on the driveway.


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NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.1028344 del
>>1028337
Got it all on camera but can't upload atm.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.1028345 del
Garlic bread sandwich


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.1028346 del
>>1028344
cops are probably on their way, so make yourself scarce


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.1028347 del
>>1028300
You're just as bad as him


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NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.1028349 del
>>1028345
Thats just garlic bread, doofus


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.1028350 del
>>1028349
No it's not, it's a garlic bread sandwich


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.1028351 del
>>1028350
Ones just upside doqn, doodlehead


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.1028352 del
>>1028351
A vegemite sandwich isn't just vegemite, a garlic bread sandwich isn't just garlic bread


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.1028353 del
>>1028352
Thats two bits of garlic bread, snagglewang


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.1028354 del
>>1028353
No it's not, it's a garlic bread sandwich


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.1028355 del
Garlic bread sounds nice. Finna Uber Dominos tonight.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.1028356 del
>>1028355
Have the garlic bread in a sandwich


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.1028357 del
>>1028356
put benis between two slices of garlic breda and offer to hospital staff


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.1028358 del
>>1028357
I'm not the schizo bothering hospital staff, I'm eating a garlic bread sandwich at home


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.1028359 del
>>1028358
Benis garlic bread?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.1028360 del
>>1028342
If it's not life threatening they can restrict you as a ban would work
>The security officer may direct the person to leave the health services land or a part of the health services land.
https://www.legislation.qld.gov.au/view/whole/html/inforce/current/act-2011-032

Nothing I have seen is urgent or life threatening.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.1028361 del
>>1028360
>life threatening.
To him.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.1028362 del
Not a fan of this garlic bread tom foolery.
Are they sideways slices, or two loaves?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.1028363 del
You dont hold a sandwich around the crust


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.1028364 del
I reckon he's just eating two normal cuts at a time. I thought it was two garlic loaves on top of each other. One upside down. I dont know now.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.1028365 del
It's simple, it's a garlic bread sandwich


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.1028366 del
>>1028363
👆💯


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NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.1028369 del
>>1028368
That's a man!


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.1028370 del
>>1028369
It's Possum at Tex Walker's sendoff.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.1028371 del
>Colleen McKaye, 59, spoke out over the ‘deeply distressing” incident, which saw her go viral on social media and accused of committing blackface.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.1028372 del
>>1028370
He's thriving.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.1028373 del
Cruisey I wanna meal cooked from him too


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.1028374 del
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Work continues on dungeons and downies. I've connected Karen's dialogue to ollama, which means she's controlled by an LLM and can answer questions you type to her and in theory be a dungeon master, although there's still some work to do before she can run a dungeons and dragons game.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.1028375 del
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Also if you give pidge too much mountain dew he'll go on a sugar bender and start causing trouble and Karen has to yell at him.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.1028376 del
>>1028374
Based. Now program karen giving burth


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.1028377 del
>$17.39

Should have just got the Dominoes via Uber for $25


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.1028378 del
>>1028374
>>1028375
Based.

>Defiant Pidge noises
lol


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.1028379 del
Forget the pizzz. Some hot garlic bread would be so nice.


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NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.1028382 del
Is this AI?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.1028383 del
>>1028380
Post that on >>>/bert/


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.1028384 del
>>1028381
Dude at 0:05.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.1028385 del
>>1028382
Back in the day 3d animators could make that.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.1028386 del
>>1028383
Done ✅


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.1028387 del
>>1028384
Basically a luxury holiday.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.1028388 del
>>1028386
Good job.

>>1028387
He could do it from a float.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.1028389 del
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NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.1028390 del
>>1028381
How much mining is like this these days? I thought it was all strip mining.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.1028391 del
>>1028390
He earns dollars each day, $8 a day.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.1028392 del
>>1028386
I realized it's not a good job. They run a gen similarly like you fellas, and the current one is this:
>>>/bert/118601


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.1028393 del
>>1028392
Fix'd ✅


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NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.1028398 del
>>1028396
Jumping castles for Russia and Iran. Those guys love it. The rest are envious.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.1028399 del
>>1028395
Too much singing.

>>1028397
Too little singing.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.1028400 del
>>1028399
As Krooski would say, singing is not approved.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.1028401 del
Keep wanting to go to hospital now, that other neet is triggering me.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.1028402 del
>>1028401
You should focus on a hobby to distract yourself. Like shit posting in Jim's videos.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.1028403 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.1028404 del
>>1028403
Night fella.
Not a good edit.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.1028405 del
Might eat some cheese before bed.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.1028406 del
Want to talk to a doctor, but I don't want to bother my gp about more of my retard worries, or the hospital emergency people about stuff they won't admit me for. Should've talked more to that nice lady doctor at the urgent care place.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.1028407 del
>>1028406
I thought gp is for that.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.1028408 del
>>1028407
I don't want to annoy her over hyperchondriac stuff. But I need to see someone in person.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.1028409 del
>>1028408
Well then that's a dilemma. For if you know it's hypochondria then you don't really need to see anyone. On the other hand if it something it would be nice if a professional checks you.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.1028410 del
>>1028409
I'll see how I am tomorrow, might book an appointment then.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.1028411 del
Let's see what the old pulse oximeter has to say, if it doesn't beep, I'll go to bed.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.1028412 del
It reckons I'm alive. I've decided I'm going to get a sleep test done soon. My sleep schedule is totally fucked now anyway, there must be something wrong with me.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.1028413 del
I was worried about how slow my heart rate was and how strangely calm I was. Now my heart's beating rapidly and I've got palpitations again from all the worrying. Oh well.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.1028414 del
>>1028412
Good night fella.

>>1028413
Good job. NOT


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.1028415 del
got drunk and fucked 60 yo. fuckm off i dont wanna talk about it. neithr of us came


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.1028416 del
>>1028415
Go back. Is she into kinky shit? Why did you stop?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.1028417 del
>>1028416
>Why
To let us know. It's important.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 18:16 [Preview] No.1028418 del
>>1028416
We gave up because we couldn’t cum


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.1028419 del
>>1028415
>>1028418
New NEET romance. Cute.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.1028420 del
>1028415
Zesty please delete this nasty shit!


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.1028421 del
>>1028382
Hope not. That waz rad.


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NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.1028423 del
Weber put his arm around my shoulder and comforted me in a time of need once.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.1028424 del
>>1028423
Lovely.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 21:09 [Preview] No.1028425 del
>>1028423
Aww. Did he slam your bussy with a mating press after?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.1028426 del
Garn city for smokeez


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.1028427 del
>>1028426
Fuck off you little derro rat


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 21:38 [Preview] No.1028429 del
it's pouring out of me


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 21:39 [Preview] No.1028430 del
>>1028427
What crawled up your arse and died. A rat?


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NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.1028432 del
>>1028420
yes, I've been here off an on for 10 years, that was by far the vilest post I've seen


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.1028433 del
>>1028432
>by far the vilest post I've seen
That is worth a lot. I hope their love blossoms and we hear more about it.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.1028434 del
Back at teh Valley.


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NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.1028436 del
>>1028435
I like reading those books


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.1028437 del
>>1028436
I used to read them to the passengers when I drove the community bus.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:10 [Preview] No.1028438 del
>>1028435
Demz AI womenz


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.1028439 del
>>1028437
That's very nice of you
I've got a book to read at moment about a south american woman preparing for death


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No.1028440 del
>>1028435
webby and cruisey, back before they had sex change operations


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No.1028441 del
Ah shid cops are here


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:19 [Preview] No.1028442 del
>>1028437
The short bus?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.1028443 del
>>1028442
it wasn't until that fateful day


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:21 [Preview] No.1028444 del
>>1028441
An early start for your day.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.1028445 del
>>1028444
Im up at around 4am everday now.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.1028446 del
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What is this from?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:26 [Preview] No.1028447 del
>>1028445
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:26 [Preview] No.1028448 del
>>1028432
How does one live with oneself after fucking grandma!


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.1028449 del
Why fuck one grandma when you could go to the old folks' home and fuck them all?


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:43 [Preview] No.1028450 del
>>1028448
I’m just a shameless horny cunt. I don’t give a fuck.
>>1028449
Kek.


NEET 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.1028451 del
>>1028450
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LzuIpnxAP20 [Embed]


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>>1028446
So far Google AI has suggested it's Winona Ryder in Girl Interrupted, Jim Carey in Liar Liar, and
>This image shows actor David Strathairn portraying the guidance counselor Robert Wegler in the HBO series The Sopranos.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 00:13 [Preview] No.1028453 del
Dirty durriez acquired. Garn back hospital.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.1028454 del
>>1028453
I will join you


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 00:28 [Preview] No.1028455 del
>>1028454
They won't let you smoke in hospital


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.1028456 del
>>1028455
SO MANY FUCKING RULES!


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.1028457 del
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-07/will-high-court-let-neo-nazis-form-political-party/107103792
>Several legal experts believe there is a significant prospect that the federal government's ban on Neo-Nazi group White Australia may be overturned by the High Court.
>The matter is set to be heard in the High Court on September 8 and 9, with judgment not expected for several weeks or months.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 00:54 [Preview] No.1028458 del
>>1028457
If that was a nigger, that would make you a george floyd supporter.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.1028459 del
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>>1028458
w-what?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.1028460 del
>>1028457
We banned communists didn't we?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.1028461 del
>>1028460
No, that was rejected similarly.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.1028462 del
>>1028459
If he was black, you'd be openly supporting a criminal.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 01:00 [Preview] No.1028463 del
>>1028462
If a black was supporting the deportation of his fellow blacks, I think we'd all be supporting it?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.1028464 del
would like some garlic bread, might help me nap


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.1028465 del
>>1028464
Have two, one upside down.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 01:10 [Preview] No.1028466 del
drunk on milk again


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NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.1028468 del
went to wank but can no longer get an erection after that vile post this morning


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.1028469 del
>>1028468
his post is what the government should have banned


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.1028470 del
>>1028468
Imagine the smell


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.1028471 del
>>1028470
and the clouds of dust


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.1028472 del
Webby when you were fixing up your house did you find mould in lots of places?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.1028473 del
>>1028472
only on the ceiling above the shower and that was caused by re-roofing and going from tiles to colourbond with sisal sarking underneath
need to put a whirly bird thing in


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.1028474 del
also pee splashes in the toilet room go mouldy because i'm pissing pure sugar these days


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.1028475 del
fark, all the coffee in my cold brew was floating at the top, when I started pouring it out it flew everywhere, this cold brew shit is tricky


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.1028476 del
>>1028475
aren't you decanting it with a filter paper?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.1028477 del
>>1028475
also if you're serious about it, I've been happy with my Hario:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XXV7M3cQDcA [Embed]


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.1028478 del
>>1028476
yeah i was trying pour it out of the jar into the filter.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.1028479 del
>>1028477
Looks cheaper than the stupid pour over glass I wasted money on. Oh well.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.1028480 del
>>1028478
you'll get better at it
if you're using mason jars, i'd let it steep overnight in one and then decant into a second using a sieve with a coffee filter in the bottom of it
then just serve from that during the day


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.1028481 del
finally blasted my yogurt cannon after like 4 days.
projectile yogurt like 15cm in the air. don't know where it landed, don't care.
had to shower the rest off.
feel like cash money
#based #yogurtblast #fuckjews


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.1028482 del
Gonna have to go shopping with my light colored pants having poo stains on the back. Any tips for handling this neets?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.1028483 del
>>1028482
Own it and aggressively stare down anyone who notices with an evil grin


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.1028484 del
>>1028480
That's sort of what I'm doing except I was a retard and bought that chemex style pour over instead of a second jar. And I tend to drink all my coffee when I get up.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.1028485 del
>>1028484
>And I tend to drink all my coffee when I get up.
yeah I'd usually drink the entire Hario for breakfast


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.1028486 del
Need to get psyched.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.1028487 del
>>1028486
meff, druk or choof?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:39 [Preview] No.1028488 del
>>1028487
I think he means put in the loony bin


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.1028489 del
Actually I meant watching youtube videos on martial arts and fitness until I felt up to doing some exercise, but close.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.1028490 del
That 1 litre mason jar just doesn't make enough coffee for a low energy neet like me. Gonna need a bigger jar.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.1028491 del
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Im not well


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.1028492 del
>>1028490
1 gallon demijohns aren't too pricy
bought 2 the other day for moonshine


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.1028493 del
>>1028490
You need carnatine. It's better but if you have too much you can't sleep


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.1028494 del
>>1028491
I am joining you


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.1028495 del
>>1028491
https://vocaroo.com/1dIkGrB2jrmt [Embed]


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.1028497 del
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monk


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.1028498 del
>>1028495
I heard he's in a world of shit.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.1028499 del
Feckin left Coles without a tear & no share. FML.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.1028500 del
eating a burgah


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.1028501 del
>>1028495
I'M ASKING THE FUCKING QUESTIONS


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.1028502 del
Garn back to Coles because that faggit IGA charges twice t3h price.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.1028503 del
Might binge eat. What the hell. AI's probably gonna wipe us all out anyway.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.1028504 del
Sometimes wonder if all the guys who are into weird sex stuff are automatically incels. I've known guys online who were furries or claimed they were only into 2d anime girls. But I bet a lot of them still end up getting more pussy than me somehow.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.1028505 del
>>1028504
They have retard-charisma. It's like retard-strength but for charisma. Not giving a fuck is a pussy magnet.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.1028506 del
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me n my gf


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.1028507 del
H A M B U R G E R


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.1028508 del
>>1028506
It is impossible to dodge.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:10 [Preview] No.1028509 del
Half autist. Half retard. 100% disabled.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.1028510 del
Lordy, I do not want to work anymore.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.1028511 del
>>1028509
and 200% nigga


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.1028512 del
>>1028509
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU [Embed]


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.1028513 del
bored. might watch chain smoker cat


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.1028514 del
>>1028513
is that an anime?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.1028515 del
>>1028512
hell yeah


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.1028516 del
might blast this walking into my APM meeting tomorrow


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.1028517 del


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.1028518 del
Regretting my earlier binge eating now. Don't know what I was thinking. Might go for a walk.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.1028519 del
>>1028512
that's pretty whack mayne


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.1028520 del
>>1028518
Yes. Walk off the feed to build your appetite back up again.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.1028521 del
106g of roasted salted pistachios down teh hatch.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.1028522 del
Fiddy gee of black sesame crackers also down teh hatch.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.1028523 del
thoroughly depressed
when father dies I may be truly alone


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.1028524 del
>>1028523
amisulpride is not a meme. it literally just deletes depression. i keep telling you guys but you all have autism


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.1028525 del
>>1028524
you cannot aquire an antipsychotic or whatever it is without a script


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.1028526 del
>>1028525
so ask a doctor dickhead! or just buy it off the black market. i don't care.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.1028527 del
tfw craving a dildo sesh


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.1028528 del
>>1028527
I can relate


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.1028529 del
The bigger and blacker teh better!


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.1028530 del


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.1028531 del
might buy slices of cheese and throw it on cars and shit


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.1028532 del
>>1028526
>henlo doctor
>i am psycho
>please to be doing the needful


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.1028533 del
>>1028531
Throw them on people in APM.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.1028534 del
>>1028532
>WHY DID YOU REDEEM THE PRESCRIPTION SIR !
>WHY DID YOU REDEEM IIIT!?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.1028535 del
>>1028524
I have an appointment with a psych on Thursday
I will ask about but likely I will get anti depressants either then or when I go to the hospital at midnight tonight


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.1028536 del
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>>1028524
What deletes autism?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.1028537 del
>>1028535
Take photos of hobspidal please


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.1028538 del
>>1028536
Possum.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.1028539 del
>>1028521
cashed up NEET


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.1028540 del
>>1028539
at least he ate them
some DSP Ritchie-Rich is throwing fucking cheese around


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.1028541 del
>>1028537
Ok I will
inside and out and of the psych ward if they grant me refuge in a regulated environment


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.1028542 del
>>1028540
L.O.L.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.1028543 del
>>1028536
playing a 12 gauge like a flute


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.1028544 del
>>1028535
all anti depressents except the meme one i keep saying are dogshit that do nothing


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.1028545 del
>>1028524
Dr Zogbot always recommended it!


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.1028546 del
>>1028542
the way you format your posts makes me want to take a blow torch to one of your eyes and fuck the socket hole


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.1028547 del
>>1028425
>>1028424
It was a ruse. With his other hand he removed my wallet and took off in the Vette to KFC for a Family Feast using my debit card. I sat in tears as he ate the entire meal in the car. The grease glistening down his chins. But what hurt most was none of that, or even the maniacal laughter between every piece of original recipe Helen. It was those cold soulless eyes that I'll never forget.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.1028548 del
>>1028546
Eye luv U 2 bro!


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.1028549 del
i remember way back on 8chan i asked who helen was and creeped her out and i think she left or pretended to


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.1028550 del
>>1028549
>who helen was
I miss her.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.1028551 del
So cold and breezy. I miss hot dinners.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.1028552 del
>>1028551
record yourself begging people for money and food and shit


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.1028553 del
>>1028549
this is not what happened


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.1028554 del
>>1028551
shit in one of those vomit bags


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.1028555 del
>>1028551
Record a Vocaroo.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.1028556 del
>>1028554
<The Vommit Bag Incident


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.1028557 del
Cruisey I don't like this ad


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.1028558 del
Just called Nuro. Reckons he aint been here "for weeks" even though he made this thread. A real cheeky one he is.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.1028559 del
>>1028558
>even though he made this thread


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.1028560 del
>>1028558
I recall the time you called him for remodelling advice for your kitchen. Did you make an inquiry on the dunny to rent?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.1028561 del
Wanna gar the SCUH


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.1028562 del
NO FUCKING MONEY
I WANT CHIGGEN NUGGIE AND COKE


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.1028563 del
>>1028561
You should go to SASH veterinary hospital and get Dr Lisa to see what's going on up/in there.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.1028564 del
>>1028562
i had chiggen nuggies and mountain jew for lonch


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.1028565 del
>>1028564
Why didn't you offer to share any with me you fat greedy jew?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.1028566 del
>>1028565
>you fat greedy jew
glad I didn't now
I had hot chibbs with extra salt too


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.1028567 del
>>1028562
All good m8. Cruisey got your deets right?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.1028568 del
>>1028566
okay fatso


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.1028569 del
>>1028567
shut up tranny


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.1028570 del
>>1028568
oh he big mad/hungry


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.1028571 del
Garn sleep on planks of wood.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.1028572 del
>>1028571
luxury


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.1028573 del
>>1028571
You are thriving.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.1028574 del
>>1028557
Small air compressor from Supercheap Auto could have blown that shit back up there for less.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.1028575 del
>>1028524
appletide pills


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.1028576 del
Am I sul-pride?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.1028577 del
>>1028467
That's a man!


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.1028578 del
>>1028575
apples and tide pods?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.1028579 del


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.1028580 del
>>1028576
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.1028581 del
https://vocaroo.com/16pTakoWVGjp [Embed]


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.1028582 del
Treatment-Resistant Depression: If a person's major depression does not improve with traditional antidepressants, doctors sometimes use low-dose amisulpride as an augmentation agent (an add-on medication) to help support a patient's recovery.

Sounds like you need to mix it with other drugs.
It also reduces breast milk production, so be careful.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.1028583 del
>>1028558
Does he answer?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.1028584 del
>>1028582
You dont have to mix it


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.1028585 del
>>1028557
I find the name Rhonda amusing. ronda = ugly in Hungarian
I have not much to add otherwise.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.1028586 del
>>1028585
Most Rhondas are ugly. It is not a common name for young girls now of days.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.1028587 del
Whats igay cooking tonight?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.1028588 del
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NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.1028589 del
>>1028588
>The film's producer, Helen Leake has reported that Stuart's response to seeing the film was, "It ain't half bad, but it's a long time to wait between smokes."[23]


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.1028590 del


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.1028591 del
Might get maccies now. You NEETs want anything? Except fat greedy jew who doesnt share
Dont know what one to get


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.1028592 del
>>1028507
I am pleased to inform you all that I ate a delectable steamed ham.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.1028593 del
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NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.1028594 del
>>1028592
I did't mind the no-bun and condiments DQP when I was no-carbing and lifting heavy things besides my own bulk.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.1028595 del
>>1028581
Thank you. This will go into my rotation for daily listening with the other ones.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.1028596 del
>>1028582
Dr Zogbot was never wrong.


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NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.1028601 del
>>1028599
is this the plank bed?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.1028602 del


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.1028603 del
Cruisey there is a Level 5 Emergency Warning (Flood) for Gifu Pref. Aichi Pref


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.1028604 del
>>1028603
That does not affect the Greater Lizbef Floodplain.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.1028605 del
The new Top Gear is okay.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.1028606 del
>>1028604
It could affect the tug joint workers.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.1028607 del
>>1028605
without clarkson?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.1028608 del
>>1028606
When you go to one of those places, do they insist on doing massage elsewhere before pulling your balls? I don't like being touched generally speaking.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.1028609 del
>>1028607
Yes without any of the original three for most of it. First episode is a little cringe but the older style of production and values are still there.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.1028610 del
I feel like there is no good websites any more or i dont enjoy them


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.1028611 del
>>1028610
internet is shit mate
cant even enjoy video games since monitors moved on from 320x200 pixels


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.1028612 del
Fucking forgot half of Star Wars I was hecking pod racing and jew mosquito.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.1028613 del
>>1028608
We'll have to wait for Cruisey to review.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.1028614 del
>>1028610
And you're on one of the best.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.1028615 del
>>1028610
I think it gets harder to enjoy things the older you get. Weed helps.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.1028616 del
>>1028587
Hope its another artistic masterpiece.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.1028617 del
>>1028584
When used specifically for

treatment-resistant depression, amisulpride is highly recommended to be taken in conjunction with a primary antidepressant (such as an SSRI or SNRI). In this context, it serves as an augmentation agent (an add-on) rather than a standalone cure. [1, 2, 3]

However, if it is being prescribed for dysthymia (chronic, low-grade depression) or schizophrenia, it can be—and frequently is—prescribed as a monotherapy (taken completely on its own).


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.1028618 del
>>1028428
On the subject, ABC Classic FM had a night playing this last Saturday: https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/screen-sounds/bbc-proms-the-music-of-james-bond/107011958


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.1028619 del
>>1028612
Downloading the Turn to the Dark Side edit, which apparently eliminates Jar Jar, the podracing, Watto, and child Anakin


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.1028620 del
>>1028618
Thank you, NOOT.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.1028621 del
ate a big plate of meat and taters, no room left for vegies


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.1028622 del
>>1028618
A bit of a surprise to find out lesbian rolemodel k.d. lang did a Bond tune..


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.1028623 del
>>1028619
Might make an AI edit of James Cameron's Titanic, adding in Arnold Schwarzenegger as the T800 battling both the predator and a xenomorph infestation aboard the Titanic. DiCaprio's character will die by chestburster after being implanted by an alien.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.1028624 del
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NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.1028625 del
>>1028623
I would watch that.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.1028626 del
>>1028622
that guy from PEAKY BLOINDERS did one too


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.1028627 del
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>>1028623
>chestbuster
Make it a double.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.1028628 del
>>1028626
I remember that Joslin made a comment about a fella from that show once.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.1028629 del
>>1028628
roughly 66% updoots, 33% downdoots, depending on whether you were into fat lesbian mumblecore or not


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.1028630 del
weber how can i check if my server can get hacked. i think i might have someone wanting to hack it now


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.1028631 del
>>1028630
have monkai rattle the windows


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.1028632 del
>>1028631
good idea


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.1028633 del
>>1028629
Joslin needs to come back, especially in these desperate times.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.1028634 del
>>1028631
👆💯


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.1028635 del


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.1028636 del


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.1028637 del
Sent u mail weber.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.1028638 del
fucking bottle o is closed cunt


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.1028639 del
I just noticed my DSP is now $1200/fortnight. O_O
When I first got AUSTUDY it was like $120/fortnight..


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.1028640 del
>>1028639
it went up by like 36$ the other day.

>When I first got AUSTUDY it was like $120/fortnight..
when was that? the 1970's ?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.1028641 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.1028642 del
>>1028640
1987 -- the year that Eternal High School Seniors began. In 1986 and before, there were only like 30 kids in Years 11 and 12 in my 1000 student highschool. You only became a Senior if you were planning on going to Uni, so about 80% of students left school at Year 10.
1987, the year I started Year 11, my thoughts of being among a cadre of Elites were dashed when like 90% of Year 10 continued on to Year 11 because of Austudy. Fucking noise.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.1028643 del
>>1028642
I don't know how I ended up posting with a bunch of old guys, but you guys are pretty cool.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.1028644 del
Blast your jism in my festering hole fifo


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.1028645 del
>>1028644
Absoloutely vile. Please shut the fuck up!


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.1028646 del
>>1028642
uni's a waste of time unless it prepares you directly for a high paying job like being a doctor. I only went to avoid getting a job. Should've just gone straight to the dsp.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.1028647 del
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Doesn't look like I'm going to make it to the salad bar tonight. Tomorrow, I swear.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.1028648 del
>>1028646
For me, they had better computers than high school and at home.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.1028649 del
I think I want to become a psychotherapist but it's like 7 years of study (degree & masters) and the masters isn't funded.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.1028650 del
Tonight's chatgpt conversation is on the early evolution of the arthropod phyla. I won't bore neets with the details.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.1028651 del
At the gym. It is inexplicably packed. Worried.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.1028652 del


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.1028653 del
All the bays of the white power rack are full. I'm deadlifting. None of the other deadlift platforms are free. Wtf is going on? Everyone is Chinese.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.1028654 del
>>1028653
they are taking over. there will be an army of swole chinks slapping our bitches asses and we will be beta cucks underneath them


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.1028655 del
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>try to type 'send'
>accidentally type 'sneed'


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.1028656 del
>>1028637
I'm not sure you did, m8.
I'll look again in the morning.


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NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.1028658 del
I don't even have the energy to do my dishes. How do normies get up, do their chores, work a full day, then hit the gym?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.1028659 del
Trying to convince chatgpt that most animals have 5 eyes, and that 2 eyed animals are a weird minority.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.1028660 del
>>1028656
It was your cockmail address, I sent it from my cockmail address


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.1028661 del


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.1028662 del
>>1028637
>>1028660
kayak update?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.1028663 del
Don't want to go hang out in the library because I look like a homeless person these days.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.1028664 del
>>1028662
I will email that. Its not for the gen


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.1028665 del
>>1028663
nobody cares as long as you smell nice and smile


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.1028666 del
I know this is 2 1/2 hours long but it's quite interesting

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T501LHx0R_Q [Embed]

>Here's a summary of this podcast episode, which features two guests — "Len" (a former Soviet-trained endocrinologist now working in regulatory affairs in the US) and Robert Duncan (who describes an extensive academic and defense-research background) — discussing Havana Syndrome and related conspiracy theories about mind-control weapons.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.1028667 del
>>1028663
Today's Library Bandwidth Raid was sitting outside, because the fscking place didn't open until 1pm. Still, I found a place where the signal was good enough to download at 12MB/s. Did about 25 GB of torrents.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.1028668 del
>>1028667
You can get little wifi antennea to boost the signal for like 20$ or whatever


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.1028669 del
Hold me down and tear my poz hole boardo


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.1028670 del
>>1028668
I've got a Cantenna made from a metal coffee tin, although it's waiting on getting a USB Wifi adapter that does external SMA'd antennas.


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NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.1028673 del
>>1028641
Night fella.
That horrible woman and her twisted narration.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.1028674 del
>>1028664
>I will email that.
He should post it here. Whatever is blocking TiffRFS from posting it here should be overcome.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.1028675 del
awake too early again, need more sleep


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.1028676 del
It was just falling out of me.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.1028677 del
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Look at this absolute unit


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.1028678 del
What's your favorite cooked breakfast neets?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.1028679 del
>>1028677
He has the control!


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 20:54 [Preview] No.1028680 del
It's just not the same without him.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 20:54 [Preview] No.1028681 del
>>1028678
Bacon and eggs.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.1028682 del


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NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.1028684 del
>>1028683
Interesting same problem we are observing on the board with the Kayak updates.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.1028685 del
>>1028678
I love the combo of hash browns and baked beans, but I need meat to go with it too and I'm worried about processed meat these days.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.1028686 del
>>1028681
plush hash brown, snosages, buttered toast
no beans


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.1028687 del
>>1028686
👆💯


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.1028688 del
Butchers sausages are reasonably healthy right?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.1028689 del
>>1028688
yeah
if you're counting carbs might be better to go with packaged ones that show the breakdown, as some can be quite high


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NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.1028691 del
imagine having some jew group steal your work, and missing out on your name being written into the mathematical history books and the million bucks prize money
you'd be seriously considering doing a louigi


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.1028692 del
Might make a version of super mario bros where you jump on tech and health insurance ceos


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.1028693 del
Would cooked snosages, baked beans, hash browns freeze ok in a feedpack?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.1028694 del
>>1028693
dont know about beans, but the other bits should be fine
beans are probably ok
make a one-off and see what happens


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.1028695 del
>>1028678
Fried Devon


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NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.1028697 del
>>1028695
It's called fritz


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:45 [Preview] No.1028698 del
>>1028693
Hashies would lose the crunch


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.1028699 del
>>1028698
>hashies
you have just brought back last week's interaction and triggered me
reee


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.1028700 del


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NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.1028702 del
>>1028691
Why most people don't trust the models Microsoft use from them with even tighter contractual obligations. Sam does what is best for OpenAI.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.1028703 del
>>1028691
Imagine not publishing because you want all the kudos for yourself.
AI doesnt have ego.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.1028704 del
I had a sausage roll for breakfast MMM


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.1028705 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.1028706 del
I did my sciatica exercises. It is still giving me trouble but not as bad as before.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.1028707 del


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.1028708 del
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This looks new.
Very Pidge sentiments. Not Zesty-coded at all.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.1028709 del
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This is real


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:30 [Preview] No.1028710 del
I woke up at 6am sweating and with left side chest pain radiating to the left shoulder.
I got up and took an aspirin.
I am back to normal now. I am going to pretend the whole thing just never happened.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.1028711 del
>>1028709
We will see what Grego has to say.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:33 [Preview] No.1028712 del
>>1028710
It didnt.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:33 [Preview] No.1028713 del
>>1028709
It's only in Melbourne and Gold Coast.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:36 [Preview] No.1028714 del
Scary number of clanker worshipers ITT.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:38 [Preview] No.1028715 del
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I watched Love and Death on Long Island (1997)
Good performance from John Hurt but the movie overall wasn't very good. Jason Priestley miscast. Too old, wrong look. Not a plausible obsession for an old nonce.
The ending didn't feel right.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:39 [Preview] No.1028716 del
>>1028710
you should see a doctor, the tests you need are simple and bulk billed


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:39 [Preview] No.1028717 del
>>1028714
How do you know we aren't AI agents?


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.1028718 del
>>1028716
The same thing happened several years ago and I went to hospital and they said it was muscular. All tests negative for heart problems.
It felt the same this time except the sweating was new.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.1028719 del
>>1028715
Based on the Wikipedia precis, it sounds terrible.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.1028720 del
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>>1028719
You can't judge a film by its Wikipedia precis.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.1028721 del
6.9/10 on IMDB


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.1028722 del
>>1028718
heart attacks aren't real, 10k and fifo are just marketing personas invented by big medicine to push the heart attack narrative


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.1028723 del
>>1028722
AI agents are everywhere.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.1028724 del
>>1028709
Can't believe there isn't a fast food version of scrambled hash with sausage and onion anywhere. I would eat that everyday.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:21 [Preview] No.1028725 del
>>1028721
About right.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.1028726 del
>>1028722
🤙💯


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.1028727 del
Gm neets. Might coffee


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:36 [Preview] No.1028728 del
>>1028727
Good morning. Make mine a double please. And a hash brown to dip.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.1028729 del
>>1028724
Sounds very American.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:39 [Preview] No.1028730 del
>>1028723
Cruisey runs a team of them and they let him think he is in charge.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.1028731 del
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NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:46 [Preview] No.1028732 del
>>1028729
bubble n squeak is br'ish


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.1028733 del
>>1028731
that's the briefcase from pulp fiction
poo in it


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.1028734 del
>>1028730
Well bantered.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.1028735 del
>>1028731
Talk to them about your world of shit hypothesis.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:49 [Preview] No.1028736 del
>>1028733
Possum's soap holder inside.


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:49 [Preview] No.1028737 del
>>1028684
Tiffin isn't banned he's just having a sook that the pedo gets to post


NEET 09/08/2026 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.1028738 del
>>1028737
Does he still think Pidge is IGA?
Surely he doesn't think Pidge could maintain his posting schedule so consistently if he was IGA having a mental health homelessness crisis?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:00 [Preview] No.1028739 del
>>1028705
That's my black ass right now.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.1028740 del
>>1028739
Sometimes a NEET cannot be contained by his clothes. He yearns for liberation from the confines of the polyester/cotton blend.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:11 [Preview] No.1028741 del
>>1028737
So the relationship with nuro has ended?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.1028742 del
>>1028738
He doesn't read the board much now. I think he knows igay is a different person now but he fucking hates pedophiles. I do too but in this case I can't prove who it is or actually stop them from posting, and I don't care because it stopped.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.1028743 del
>>1028741
Nuro might be single now. Why don't you pick up some pretty flowers and go deliver them to the dunny?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.1028744 del
Making a torrent of my pepes archive. it's like 15gb and 30,000 of them. all unamed and uncategorised. RIP. I thought I had them organised somewhere.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.1028745 del
>>1028742
>He doesn't read the board much now
So he says.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.1028746 del
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>>1028740
Speaking of clothes, today’s APM mogging is brought to you by the letters ‘H’, ‘E’, ‘C’, and ‘K’, and the colour blue.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.1028747 del
>>1028746
You are looking very smart NEET. They won't know what hit them.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:32 [Preview] No.1028748 del
>>1028746
Very fashionable. You look good NEET.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.1028749 del
working sucks I wish the DSP wasn't means tested


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.1028750 del
>>1028749
Rich cunts won’t allow UBI, they’ll try another mass extinction event like they messed up with Covid.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:43 [Preview] No.1028751 del
okay i made a torrent of all my pepes but be warned your IP will show up on the peers list unless you use a VPN


magnet:?xt=urn:btih:5dad870556475fada040894e13779cc3598ee5f6&dn=frens%20-%20pepes.zip&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.tracker.cl%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:46 [Preview] No.1028752 del
>>1028694
I might put sausage+hash brown+baked+beans+scrambled eggs inside a wrap and freeze it, a home made version of fast food breakkie wraps.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.1028753 del
>>1028752
post pics and a review please


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.1028754 del
>>1028750
If we get UBI it means we'll lose something much more valuable. Every time the government gives us something 'good' they take something away.
>fresher vegetables
>but less vitamins and minerals
etc


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:53 [Preview] No.1028755 del
>>1028751
Thanks NEET.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:55 [Preview] No.1028756 del
>>1028746
>only 6xl
Webby is secretly on the ozempic, i knew it


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.1028757 del
>>1028756
6XL is not even fat these days.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.1028758 del
Webby has joined the skellies. The sense of betrayal is overwhelming.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.1028759 del
looking sharp NEET !
handsome little skellie fella


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.1028760 del
>>1028746
They will think you are Pierce Brosnan when you walk in. They will want selfies with you.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.1028761 del
There is some weird discord invite link thread in the catalog. I don't think its Tiffin's.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.1028762 del
>>1028746
you look extremely handsome in that outfit.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.1028763 del
>>1028761
deleted. some american


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.1028764 del
>>1028541
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5rElD-YyJAs [Embed]


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.1028765 del
>>1028764
I decided I was not unwell enough


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.1028766 del
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>>1028765
You are enough NEET. You are enough.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.1028767 del
>>1028742
He should hate himself.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.1028768 del
>>1028767
Don't you shit stir him if he comes back


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:26 [Preview] No.1028769 del
>>1028768
I only ever shit stir-fry Weber. But he's literally a Big Boi and can take it like a man.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.1028770 del
>>1028734
Mediocre at best


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.1028771 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.1028772 del
>>1028746
Snazzy fella


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.1028773 del
>>1028752
>freeze
I would like pics of the process


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.1028775 del
>>1028752
chef NEET. druk later?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:39 [Preview] No.1028776 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.1028777 del
>>1028769
>can take it like a man
Every thursday night


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.1028778 del
Rattled by webby's weight loss. I'm wearing a 6xl myself. Worried I might now be the fattest neet here.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.1028780 del
>>1028776
Well bantered


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:49 [Preview] No.1028781 del
Back from APM
Only five minutes late this time.
Different girl this time. Imogen. I think her pants were sprayed on, and she had comically large false eye lashes. One of those girls who is a little plain in the face, so overcompensates with the figure.
Wants me to do a typing test.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.1028782 del
having a DAB
mongrels put them up to 26.50 from 22.00, but I'd already asked for them


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.1028783 del
>>1028781
no offence but why do you need APM mongs to find you a job when you have kick ass creds?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 01:59 [Preview] No.1028784 del
>>1028783
workfuck australia force you onto in-person visits after 12 months of self-managing your job search


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.1028785 del
>>1028784
In the NEET commune we will have ritual feasts and after we will dance around the fire rubbing webbys fat belly for good luck and burning bullshit paperwork and resumes


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.1028786 del
webby buddha belly rub = good luck
webbuddha


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.1028787 del
she said my resume looked 'intimidating' and that i should delete everything 'older than her'


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.1028788 del
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2 coffees down the hatch. might one more


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.1028789 del
>>1028787
tell her that you worked for the government with a clearance and subtly hint you were a spook


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.1028790 del
just realised I should have retorted my work histry wasn't 30


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.1028791 del
>a little plain in the face, so overcompensates with the figure

That'z our boy Weber.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.1028792 del
>>1028789
i would do that if I was a 20-something with an interest in cyber and no work experience
spooks wont confirm employment


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.1028793 del
>>1028791
i'm fucking ugly, mate


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:08 [Preview] No.1028794 del
>>1028778
>I'm wearing a 6xl myself.
You're another skellie.

>I might now be the fattest neet here
Not even close.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.1028795 del
>>1028781
>Wants me to do a typing test.
How many words per minute can you do?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.1028796 del
>>1028795
i want t say 130-150, but i have nfi
apparently datacom require a whopping 50
probably to weed out the hunt-and-peck boomers they sent there after doing a WEA introduction to computah course


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:14 [Preview] No.1028797 del
Noosa or hobspidal?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.1028798 del
>>1028797
surfs up


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.1028799 del
>>1028796
How many WPM could Motherbat do in her prime?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.1028800 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.1028801 del
>>1028799
whatever the human max was
she'd probably still beat me with a few days practice


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.1028802 del
grannyfuckerneet: Blanche d’Alpuget is probably still warm if you're quick


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:32 [Preview] No.1028803 del
>>1028802
past used by date. i have standards, just that they're not very high kek


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.1028804 del
https://vocaroo.com/12sk7zNJj7md [Embed]


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.1028805 del
>>1028804
Hello NEET. Thank you for that vocaroo.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.1028806 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.1028807 del
>>1028787
Better advice may be to remove the dates if it's older than 10 years. That's what I heard, who knows if it is true.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.1028808 del
>>1028789
Webby is dressed like a fat james bond, he may as well claim to be one. Sit there in front of her drinking a vodka martini from a flask, while regaling her with tales of espionage from your life which are actually lifted from james bond movies made before she was born.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.1028809 del
>>1028808
I don't think James Bond would wear jeans.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.1028810 del
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I could stop if i wanted to


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.1028811 del
>>1028677
>Holy crap Lois, I've been tasked with fixing relations with Armenia


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.1028812 del
>>1028810
cashed up neet for real


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.1028813 del
>>1028809
Daniel Craig wore a slav tracksuit and ADIDAS sneakers in one montage


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.1028814 del
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NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.1028815 del
>>1028813
>ADIDAS
I miss Cruisey


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.1028816 del
>>1028814
Honestly, who doesn't wear a $2000 pair of jeans to work on the old shitbox Aston Martin in their down time?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.1028817 del
>>1028812
probably 10 grand worth of empty packets in it


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.1028818 del
webby could easily be our james bond. he already has a sick car.
i could get him a gun.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.1028819 del
>>1028807
The fucking online lesbian at APM before Xmas was trying to push this one page CV shite. Literally delete fucking everything.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.1028820 del
>>1028818
>i could get him a gun.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.1028821 del
>>1028820
8k for a glock.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.1028822 del
>>1028821
LoreNEET can confirm, but I think he already has enough firepower for a small militia.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.1028823 del
>>1028810
Why do you keep empty pouches?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.1028824 del
>>1028823
I wanted to see how much money I wasted on it in hopes It would convince me to give up


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.1028825 del
>>1028810
Throw them out.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.1028826 del
>>1028824
If you'd kept beer cans you could at least build a cabin


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.1028827 del
Did ninja NEET learn any more ninjatsu ? do a flip for us


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.1028828 del
>>1028813
>>1028814
>Daniel Craig
They did it on purpose to "modernise" him. The real James bond would never have worn jeans.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:13 [Preview] No.1028829 del
tfw craving a dildo sesh


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.1028830 del
tfw don't make $300k a year reviewing takeaway like greg's kitchen


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.1028831 del
>>1028828
Although I made those posts, you are indeed correct, NEET. I think he might have gone as far as a terry toweling leisure suit at a seaside resort, and perhaps corduroy trousers once, but I cannot remember.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.1028832 del
>>1028830
I doubt he's making anywhere near $300k for the slop he puts out.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.1028833 del
Remember being made wear corduroy trousers ('chords') to school in junior primary and being incredibly embarrassed by the appearance, colour, and noise they made


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.1028834 del
>>1028831
>>1028828
IIRC daniel craig wore jeans in the one where he has a chase through like a european city or south american city


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.1028835 del
>>1028833
lol. I used to love my corduroys when i was little but that is when they were kinda in fashion. i still have a pair i wear sometimes now.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.1028836 del
>>1028834
it's in that screenshot, nigga >>1028814


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.1028837 del
I am kinda becoming a drug dealer. I currently have given drugs to 3 people and 1 of them pays for them.
might resell tobacco since their is a market for it and it would be piss easy to setup a website for it


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.1028838 del
>>1028836
oops. i even read that and forgor


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.1028839 del
fucking starving bros. mong herder got held up so i havent eaten all day. need a feed.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.1028840 del
>>1028835
I'd have probably been trendy if I'd gone to a good home school on the other side of town. The kids at Elizabeth South Primary wore trash. In fact, I think one kid did come to school in a taped up garbage bag once now that I think about it.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.1028841 del
>>1028837
Be careful neet


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.1028842 del
>>1028838
I forgir you


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:26 [Preview] No.1028843 del
Some hue tried to communicate with us. Banished hue


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.1028844 del
>>1028840
>in a taped up garbage bag
RIP. absoloute poverty


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.1028845 del
>>1028844
Yes, I didn't realise it at the time, but from what I remember back then and the reaction of my parents some times when I'd go home and tell them things, some kids were definitely living in a world of shit.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.1028846 del
>>1028832
>the slop he puts out.
He makes good videos and on a consistent basis. Great fella.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.1028847 del
>>1028831
>a terry toweling leisure suit
The sort of thing Cruisey might wear.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:37 [Preview] No.1028848 del
>>1028837
You are not careful enough to get away with it NEET.
The mere fact you keep mentioning it all here demonstrates that.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:38 [Preview] No.1028849 del
>>1028839
You need to get a better herder. An executive who understand the need for feed.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:38 [Preview] No.1028850 del
>>1028847
he have one ball hanging out the leg


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:38 [Preview] No.1028851 del
>>1028840
>a taped up garbage bag
My exact body type.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.1028852 del
>>1028843
It might have been Karen.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.1028853 del
>>1028848
I've tried to tell them before.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.1028854 del
>>1028850
And not even his.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.1028855 del
>>1028851
as Joslin one poet-ed: a hefty bag full of soup


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.1028856 del
>>1028852
she'd be post-wall now


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.1028857 del
>Terry toweling is a plush, absorbent fabric covered in uncut loops that soak up large amounts of moisture
brb looking for some terry toweling cumdies


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.1028858 del
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NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.1028859 del
>>1028856
We all are. How the time flies.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.1028860 del
>>1028858
'Luxury' is doing some heavy lifting here.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.1028861 del
>>1028849
He’s a good cunt. He’s shouting me a schnitty burger with chibs and can of cock.
He just told me he had surgery done on his neck and it turned out the doctor was on coke when he did it and they found out because he was doing coke and prostitues in his unit and one of them died. It was in the news, forget the name


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.1028862 del
>>1028857
You'll make a squish sound every time you sit down.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.1028863 del
Severely woed.havnt left the house in days


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.1028864 del
>>1028861
quite the story
tell him hugs not drugs please


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.1028865 del
Seeing the Welsh flag always annoys me. If Wales is so good then why did you move here?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.1028866 del
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Might GTA one of these. Just have to press triangle right?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.1028867 del
>>1028858
>toilet
>BBQ
>Pizza Oven
My exact body type.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.1028868 del
>>1028865
My geography is so bad. I only know the big continents and where aryans come from


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.1028869 del
>>1028861
I am glad you are happy with him.

>A can of cock
Like a pringles can? That is what Cruisey says his looks like.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.1028870 del
>>1028866
there will be an automatic cut out (normally attached to a lanyard the rider wears) you need to depress with something, and then probably just push start


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.1028871 del
>>1028868
>where aryans come from
India


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.1028872 del
>>1028866
They would beat you senseless when they caught you.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.1028873 del
>>1028871
You're thinkng of Hungarians.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.1028874 del
>>1028872
>when
if
he just has to make it to the spray paint place


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.1028875 del
>>1028822
Webby stuffs walther ppks down his trousers to impress the girls every time he goes into apm


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.1028876 del
I need my afternoon nap.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.1028877 del
>>1028874
You understand life


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.1028878 del
>>1028875
>say henlo to my little fren


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:13 [Preview] No.1028879 del
My compost heap doesn't produce any compost it just feeds an increasingly large colony of mice and rats.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.1028880 del
>>1028879
Meat and carbohydrates will do that, especially if you don't bait and the bin isn't contained


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.1028881 del
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(27.82 KB 871x659 Brian 2.jpg)


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.1028882 del
I have my first ever part time job right now. It's actually so good. Work from 5:30 to 9:30 and then basically NEET the day away. Should take home just over $700 I reckon. Will make the misso pick up a weekend shift to make up for it.
Good middle ground between neeting and wage slaving


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:28 [Preview] No.1028883 del
There is increased activity at the house two doors down.
Low quality cars have arrived. Loud exhausts.
Loud voices. Criminal type conversations. Exact details unclear.
One loud bogan individual saying "I don't give a fuck if he has ring cameras, I'm gonna smash the cunt".
I get the impression someone has done some sort of rip-off.
Mention of weeds at first made me think it was some sort of gardening dispute but now I think it may be drug related.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:28 [Preview] No.1028884 del
>>1028882
Excellent news NEET. Stick at it. No sickies.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:28 [Preview] No.1028885 del
>>1028882
what sort of work are you doing?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.1028886 del
>>1028883
It's probably 10k or one of the other drug dealer neets. Go and say hello to them please.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.1028887 del
>>1028884
Don't even feel compelled to. 4 hours is easy.

>>1028885
Warehouse


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.1028888 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.1028889 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.1028890 del
If you call in a tip off to the police about a group of bogans doing a drug deal 2 doors down do you get a monetary reward? Asking for another neet.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.1028891 del
>>1028890
Australian Police never pay rewards, even if one is on offer. They literally convene a workshop to work out how they can use parallel construction to get out of paying you.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.1028892 del
>>1028819
I know there is Resume and CV. I know what is one page, other can be up to four. One page was HR roastie to filter CVs at a glance. Longer one was for those who are interested at learning more about a candidate.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.1028893 del
>>1028839
Cruisey will be there soon.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.1028894 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.1028895 del
>>1028893
make sure he brings a box of chips with gravy please. Large. Chicken salt on the chips


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.1028896 del
>>1028895
he didn't take his half of last night's pixxa from the fridge or leave the bertie beetle showbag in its place


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 04:58 [Preview] No.1028897 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.1028898 del
>>1028887
>Warehouse
What are the racial demographics of the workforce?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.1028899 del
>>1028888
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.1028900 del
Back to hobspidal


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.1028901 del
herder had some good fucking stories see if i can do them justice in writing

>given a job to sort out a fuckload of mess at company
>asked to bring on a dozen of his friends, got it
>got quoted 750k for a 6 month job
>he said to his mate, why dont we quote another month and go party?
>yep, quoted 990k, got it
>went vegas first class, no one else in first class
>had their own chef
>got to vegas
>first class lounge, everything was free
>smashing back 300$ bottles of whiskey and wine like it's piss
>25 year old dickfaggotson wine, yes please, smashed it back
>get in the stretch limo on way out
>a guy hands over a wooden chest
>every drug imaginable in it
>queludes, 8 balls of pure coke, LSD, you name it
>gets cash out and gets a dozen 8 balls for a grand each
>takes 8 balls with him an does lines with the boys in the toilets
>forgot some

>in a club on the high bit, bouncer says any chicks you want, we'll bring em up for you, tips the bouncer another 100$ note
>slept a couple hours worth over 2 weeks

maybe more but need to roll a smoke


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.1028902 del
>>1028900
They need to get you on the depot injections.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.1028903 del
>>1028901
cont

>went and bought more coke
>dealer said, don't get fucking caught with that, that's federal prison
>go straight back to your room and put all of it in the safe
>only get one out at a time
>tfw he walked down the street with like 30k of coke in his pockets in a suit and tie

lmao


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.1028904 del
sounds like he's pulling your dick bro


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.1028905 del
I hope Cruisey doesn't tell boastful stories to his mongs to try to make himself look cool.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.1028906 del
>>1028904
nah he's a mad cunt


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.1028907 del
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I have got this twice today.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.1028908 del
>>1028906
why is somebody capable to submitting -- and winning -- tenders for $750k-1m still doing 1-on-1 mong herding?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.1028909 del
>>1028897
I must have replied to the wrong neet
Where is vodka neet


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.1028910 del
>>1028908
Keep in mind NEET, this NEET has a mong herder..


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.1028911 del
>>1028908
well he's like 60 now. he said he just does it because he likes herding. he has back and neck pain from first post obv
so he cant do other work.
he's already made his money and he finds herding fun and easy. i guess he chooses his clients like me who are basically just bludgers he drives to eat

i dont want to dox him
he worked for an english record company as an IT guy and he met radio head and some others

he's a fucking good cook. he makes me goulash and chicken soup. his cooking is as good as my grandmas was.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.1028912 del
>>1028908
that 750k wasn't just paying him. it was paying 15~ guys for 6 months.
he was in IT management roles and the guy trusted him to just un-fuck the mess.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.1028913 del
>>1028911
He sounds like a good fella. You are lucky to have him.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.1028914 del
>>1028910
There is no shame any more. We are all mongs here.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.1028915 del
work cover doesn't cover injuries sustained in work for the dole


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.1028916 del
>>1028913
i'm grateful for my herders.
evil cruisey i rorted with was a cunt. he would always sneakily open my windows a crack so i'd freeze.
awhile ago i yelled at him for it and he admitted to it so i fucked him off. poorer for it but now i have *other* means of getting $


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.1028917 del
Had my nap, bright eyed and bushy tailed now, ready for adventure and nortiness.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.1028918 del
>>1028917
aww. cute little fella. on the prowl for a big rape later?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.1028919 del
>>1028915
That's ridiculous. If you're forced to do it to survive you should get some kind of insurance.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.1028920 del
>>1028916
>he would always sneakily open my windows a crack so i'd freeze.
Why did he do that? Just to be cruel or was it a joke?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.1028921 del
>>1028916
>but now i have *other* means of getting $
It is all making sense now.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.1028922 del
>>1028920
Slander is what it is


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.1028923 del
>>1028919
Imagine how many dodgy claims there would be though.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.1028924 del
>>1028923
Doesn't matter. If anything, WFD (literally slavery) should have more protections than conventional work.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.1028925 del
>>1028920
he was just a petty sociopath because his mum died when he was young. he said he looked at his sister and she had a sook saying he traumatised her.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.1028926 del
>>1028925
>a petty sociopath
Sounds dangerous to have someone like that herding vulnerable clients.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.1028927 del
>>1028924
That is a very egalitarian attitude.
Historically the view that slaves should have as many rights as citizens would have been an odd one.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.1028928 del
>>1028926
i suspected he rorted most of his clients. he gave up and became a prison guard now


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.1028929 del
>>1028928
He probably smuggles mobile phones and drugs to the prisoners.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.1028930 del
>>1028929
oh of course. he would gun straight for the corruption lol.
he got a pistol licence for a glock he gets to carry.
if i had have kept him around i would have stolen his glock


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.1028931 del
>>1028930
NEET you should obey the law as much as you can. Doing criminal things will not be a benefit to you in the long run.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.1028932 del
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NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.1028933 del
>>1028912
Neet this guy is a bullshitter who likes making up stories about himself and drugs. You will hear many more.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.1028934 del
>>1028932
In you go.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.1028935 del
Now where in teh world is Karmen Sandiego?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.1028936 del
>>1028935
She sounds Spanish.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.1028937 del
>>1028931
pfft. you are a good neet but i've gotten away with so many crimes. i'm basically a batman villain at this point


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.1028938 del
>>1028935
it was spelled with a C


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.1028939 del
>>1028933
>.t hasn't been outside in 10 years
yeah nah i think im gonna listen to him


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.1028940 del
>https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c93epy2yev0o
>Just under one million young people in the UK are not in education, employment or training - or "Neet" - according to data published ahead of a major report about a "lost generation".
They ain't finding me


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.1028941 del
>>1028937
That's hubris NEET.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.1028942 del
>>1028936
She chinkanese. Just wanted to charge phone but there's some idiot having a meltdown near the power points.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.1028943 del
>>1028942
>having a meltdown near the power points
The 5G signal is strongest there. Straight to his brain.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.1028944 del
>>1028940
there's literally no point in bothering with their one-sided system


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.1028945 del
>>1028941
>>1028941
https://vocaroo.com/17k6FhT33pTO [Embed]


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.1028946 del
Got that pins and needles feeling in my right hand that hasn't gone away in over 20 minutes.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.1028947 del
>>1028945
This is not a real person.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.1028948 del
>>1028947
yeah sounds like some sort of batman villain


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.1028949 del
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>>1028946
Call that nurse on call hotline thing and ask her what she's wearing.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.1028950 del
>>1028945
You'll be spending the rest of your life in Arkham Asylum NEET. Don't say we didn't warn you.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.1028951 del
>>1028915
>Compensation payments for Work For The Dole deaths are capped at $250,000, while workers killed in paid employment attract payouts of up to $750,000 including $15,000 for funeral costs.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.1028952 del
starting to think dealer NEET and villain NEET are the same NEET. he's like scarecrow. He will use drugs to fuck people's heads and do an evil laugh.

we need a NEET hero


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.1028953 del
At the NEET commune we will have parties were we dress up as an evil version of the KKK and chant


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.1028954 del
>>1028882
Based.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.1028955 del
>>1028900
Hopefully good news.


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NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.1028958 del
>>1028956
No cold comfort that setup


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.1028959 del
might have a wank


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.1028960 del
>>1028901
I enjoy this story.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.1028961 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.1028962 del
cruisey i wanna choof choof train with you


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NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.1028964 del
>>1028946
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.1028965 del
need a gf bros


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.1028966 del
>>1028965
Find a solid 60 year old like that NEET did.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.1028968 del
>>1028967
The cure is водка and pineapple juice


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.1028969 del
I watched Lanterns s01e04.
Did you watch it NEET?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.1028970 del
feeling sad
not even cruisey can help me


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.1028971 del
I have a good feeling about that Glenn update.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.1028972 del
>>1028971
He has good chats with Mearsheimer, Jeff Sachs, and Chas Freeman.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.1028973 del
>>1028965
That is a cringe Pepe.
Pepe is demeaned by it. Not my Pepe.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.1028974 del
>>1028968
For the yoghurt cannon?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.1028975 del
>>1028970
Wait until he turns up on your doorstep wearing nothing but a Bertie Beetle showbag.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.1028976 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.1028977 del
Curious.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.1028978 del
>>1028974
Indeed
The yoghurt cannon


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.1028979 del
might bust my bertie beatle inside a bitch


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.1028980 del
>>1028972
Hoefully an update on them too


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.1028981 del
>>1028977
>mfw been BO for like 6 months.
>never read board rules
>never read global rules
lmfao fuck it we ball


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.1028982 del
>>1028981
I've no idea what you wanna say.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.1028983 del
im going for a job soon with my mong-herder-max emplyoment guy.
its like cutting sea urchins or some shit for like 30$ an hour but he can get it to dodge cenno
also there might be backpacker european girls so im gonna see if i can root some


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.1028984 del
>>1028982
I'm saying I have a very human method of moderating, so you should promote me to global mod
kek


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.1028985 del
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Security kicked me out again.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.1028986 del
drinking/chewing custard straight out the carton


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.1028987 del
>>1028983
Cashie and a root


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.1028988 del
>>1028985
Did you get the courage to ask for Amisulpride?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.1028989 del
>>1028973
That is Original Pepe, you goddamn Zoomer.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.1028990 del
It is bin night, Gentlemen (and Weber).


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.1028991 del
>>1028983
Good luck NEET.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.1028992 del
>>1028985
What do you go there for?
What are you trying to achieve?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.1028993 del
>>1028986
Your arse will be a custard cannon.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.1028994 del
>>1028992
They stole his Toshiba.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.1028995 del
>>1028987
They edited that one out of the viral girlboss tiktok video.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.1028996 del
>>1028989
He should not have been linked to those cringe sentiments.
I've said my piece.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.1028997 del
>>1028985
next time wank in the toilets, not the public waiting room


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.1028998 del
>>1028990
Thanks NEET. I'm going to creep out with mine after dark.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.1028999 del
>>1028997
If a NEET has a valid mental health condition he can wank wherever he wants.
You just need a doctor's note.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.1029000 del
Might try and relive my entire life in sims 2 from childhood, except not be an autistic retard this time.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.1029001 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.1029002 del
>>1029000
lmao. if only you put that dedication into real life


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.1029003 del
In the darkness,
Two wheelie bins,
Rolling through the mist,
The longnecks rattle.


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NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.1029005 del
>>1028984
Try reading first.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.1029006 del
I am always astounded by the egos these boomers who get romance scammed have.
They never question why a beautiful young woman would be interested in some gross fat old bloke.
They don't even realise that they are a gross fat old bloke. They all see themselves as Brad Pitt.
Boomer narcissism.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.1029007 del
The Pepe torrent has stalled. What is going on NEET? I need those Pepes.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.1029008 del
>>1029006
It's not just the blokes. Plenty of old slappers think it's Hugh Jackman or whoever DMing them.

If a woman even spoke to me about anything other than a cash register transaction, I'd be looking around for the candid camera people.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.1029009 del
>>1029008
Yes there have been roasties who thought they were the secret girlfriend of a movie star.
Just incredible.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.1029010 del
>>1029006
See? Low self esteem is a blessing.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.1029011 del
>>1029007
I'm still seeding but maybe the tracker shit itself?
We need monk !


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.1029012 del
>>1029011
>maybe the tracker shit itself?
Said the outback cops wondering what the smell was.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.1029013 del
>>1029007
your download speed is really shit NEET
>tfw uploading at 150kb/s


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.1029014 del
>>1029012
we need to make a boong stereotype tracker character


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.1029015 del
>>1029013
All my other torrents go much faster. It is not me at fault.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.1029016 del
>>1029012
laughs in david gulipilil


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.1029017 del
>>1029015
I don't know how to make a torrent NEET I'm not monk
I'm mongK


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.1029018 del
>>1029017
>I'm not monk
None of us are, but we try the best we can with what we have.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.1029019 del
Garlic bread sandwich


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.1029020 del
>>1029019
I said do you speaka my language.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.1029021 del
>>1029007
>>1029011
>>1029018
We should bring in Nuro for this one


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.1029022 del
>>1029021
We can't afford his fees.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.1029023 del
>>1029021
Okay wait, I think now it's like glucemic and then... tuberculosis. Um, I don't know.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.1029024 del
>>1029019
I did that once with steak.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.1029025 del
>>1029024
He did that way because of the horrible lie that gay people want children. I wasn't even gonna put that in the back of people's minds. It's actually easy to imagine that.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.1029026 del
>>1029025
Did you reply to the wrong post?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.1029027 del
>>1029026
Did I reply to the wrong post?
No.
Did the wrong post reply to me?
Perhaps.
We are all merely comments drifting through the infinite algorithm, desperately searching for the thread we were born to inhabit.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.1029028 del
>>1028890
Dog neet


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.1029029 del
>>1029028
Dog Nigga


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.1029030 del
Cracked from stress. Garn dans


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.1029031 del
Just clipped the nails and toe nails. Feels much better.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.1029032 del
>>1029031
Well done NEET. You no longer have that Howard Hughes vibe going on.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.1029033 del
>>1029030
A good decision NEET.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.1029034 del
>>1029030
The mind is a porcelain cup, and stress is the hand of God squeezing it.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.1029035 del
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NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.1029036 del
I finished watching the anime Full Metal Alchemist.
It was mid. Quite disappointing. It had very high ratings on imdb. Overrated.
It had similarities to Attack on Titan and Hunter x Hunter but was much much worse than either.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.1029037 del
>>1029034
I keep dropping mine on the floor, then tiny fragment get stuck in my foot.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.1029038 del
>>1029036
Low IQ pleb post


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.1029039 del
>>1029036
Which version did you watch?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.1029040 del
>>1029038
Was not. They never even use their alchemy to do anything. They fight with punches or conjured sticks. Its lame and gay.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.1029041 del
>>1029039
2009. Episodes 1-64.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.1029042 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.1029043 del
I did notice that the animation Invincible shamelessly ripped off the character of Wrath/Fuhrer King Bradley.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.1029044 del
>>1029041
I've seen the 2003 version, which I remember as being pretty good, but I don't like most anime.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.1029045 del
>>1029044
The 2009 version is considered better. Also it is complete.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.1029046 del
>>1029045
Unlike my ass


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.1029047 del
I think even Bleach was better than Full Metal Alchemist.
I might go back to watching it.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.1029048 del
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>>1028965
It's going to be okay NEET, AI is getting better and better.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.1029049 del
>>1029046
your arse is more than full - on thursday nights, it is overflowing


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.1029050 del
>>1029049
Nuh uh


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.1029051 del
the tugger said i have beautiful eyes.
granny said i have a big dick

woe incoming
starting to think i live in hell for real
just saw lachlanfairbarn reel on FB about jackson fucking a post menopause woman
that came out the same day i fucked her

and joel haver made a video awhile ago that quoted like 12 different things i said

they are fucking gang stalking me
i'm either sane and in hell
or insane
or both

fuck my incelchudjak life
im a bigger lolcow than cris chan

im either going to overcome the adversity and become the loosest hardest cunt in australia or go insane and become an alcoholic
all of australia sees me as worse than igay


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.1029052 del
>>1029051
Getting married?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.1029053 del
The flame alchemist was ineffectually punching zombies in the face instead of burning them.
Low IQ show.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.1029054 del
>>1029051
>granny said i have a big dick
Post it for us please NEET.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.1029055 del
Fungus fairies


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.1029056 del
>>1029051
Beautiful.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.1029057 del
>>1029051
NEET you have schizophrenia and are seeing patterns where they do not exist.
It is not good but it could be worse.
Make sure you talk to your doctor about it and make sure you are on the right dose of medication.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.1029058 del
>>1029054
promise you wont say i have a small dick?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.1029059 del
>>1029058
I promise.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.1029060 del
>>1029057
Silence nonbeliever do not deny that neet the truth


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.1029061 del
>>1029051
>jackson
Is he the fat one?


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NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.1029063 del
>>1029062
>7.04
About average.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.1029064 del
>>1029057
I understand your concern and appreciate the empathy but
its a different story when i go to cairns -10 hours by plane away and a cunt screams "i know what you are" at me when there is no one else on the street

schizophrenia involves retarded thinking and disorganised speech, i have clearer speech and more intelligent thinking than most people, no narcicissm about this


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.1029065 del
>>1029061
He's not fat anymore, he's a gigachad now. lost weight and looksmaxxed.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.1029066 del
RAPE
shiban said thats a nortie werd


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.1029067 del
>>1029065
Did he get on ozempic?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.1029068 del
>>1029064
>its a different story
No, it is the same story. It was just some random thing a lunatic yelled.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.1029069 del
>>1029068
You have no idea how frustrating it is to hear it is a coincidence.
I have learned to temper my emotions.
But I really want to grab one and blow torch their eye out and fucked the socket hole.
I don't need faggot who tortured me to turn me into a meme lolcow like chris chan


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.1029070 del
>>1029069
I meant the faggots who do it, not you


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NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.1029072 del
>>1029069
>>1029070
Don't ever be violent NEET. Just ignore it all.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.1029073 del
>>1029071
the other one is still better looking in my opinion.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.1029074 del
>>1029064
Recommend visiting your local mental health unit, NEET. You will be looked after by some very nice people.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.1029075 del
>>1029074
sorry for woe blog posting
I'm more sane than the faggots who call themselves psychiatrists


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.1029076 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.1029077 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.1029078 del
Noodles dim sims spring rolls


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.1029079 del
>>1029076
he shouldn't be promoting tobacco


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.1029080 del
>>1029079
Tobacco is based and red pilled


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.1029081 del
Home sweet home. Got a fuĺl bird, pistachios and jar of chink chilli oil.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.1029082 del
>>1029075
Calm down


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.1029083 del
>>1029051
This has to be fifo


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.1029084 del
>>1029034
What does god want at dans?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.1029085 del
>>1029076
What the fuck.
Nicotine was used as rat poison in early 20th century. It got banned because it can be absorbed via skin and many people died.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.1029086 del
Another horible Coles dirty bird. The meat and skin so flavourless. Stuffing was the best part.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.1029087 del
>>1029085
Tucker loves it!


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.1029088 del
Wonder if I could get a refund tomorrow


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.1029089 del
>>1029051
Just got back from Dan's. Want a goon?
I too question whether we are all culturally approximately or whether there is some direct link between us.

We need the commune


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.1029090 del
>>1029078
Yes, yes, and yes please.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.1029091 del
>>1029088
Yes take the bag and bones back.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.1029092 del
>>1029091
He should poo in the bag too. Give it all back.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.1029093 del
>>1029092
>poo in the bag
My exact body type.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.1029094 del
Doctor jeet made me poo in a bag when I said my poo was black and full of coffee grinds, then became angry when pathology said I'd eaten actual coffee grinds.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.1029095 del
>>1029094
You are being silly NEET.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.1029096 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.1029097 del
You learn something new each day.


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NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.1029099 del


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.1029100 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.1029101 del
>>1029094
Predictable results.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.1029102 del
>>1029097
But what is IP address?


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.1029103 del
>>1029100
She looks more human without her claws. Now the tattoos. And I'm not an anti-tattoo activists like many users on chans whom I see sperging out. Some tattoos are quality work, most however are bydlo.
I think the nappies irritate Kevin's cloaca. That makes him humping everything.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.1029104 del
>>1029086
What's weird is the roast chooks from Foodworks & IGAs, that're notorious for high prices, selling theirs for $11..


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.1029105 del
Thinking about all the vidya I used to play in the 2000s. A lot of counterstrike before it got ruined by cheats. And max payne. Max Payne was really cool now that I come to remember it. I never got into mmo's because that involves co-operating with other people and I am an autist. Although counterstrike gave me my earliest experiences with online chat.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.1029106 del
>>1029105
I was a Sony Fanboy.
The first time I played Resident Evil 2:DC, I had a nightmare that night that a Licker was after me..
I still remember finally accomplishing the S result from a Leon Knife speedrun... it was 5:30am
..and then I got into Metal Gear Solid.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.1029107 del
>>1029085
It's actually in fruit and vegetables too, which is why I never eat them.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.1029108 del
>>1029086
Got me thinkin bout that fried chicken again and those beans


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.1029109 del
>>1029106
I used to play tenchu a lot on the playstation, but never got metal gear solid. Should play it on an emulator.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.1029110 del
>>1029105
Donkey Kong County my favourite game


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.1029111 del
>>1029109
Parasite Eve 2 was imho a good follow-on from the RE series. Sucks that the PSP PE3 killed the franchise for good.

Playing Silent Hill (1) alone at 2am.. oh, that was nice too.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.1029112 del
>>1028793
He's a prick.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.1029113 del
>>1028810
>yellow


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.1029114 del
>>1029100
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.1029115 del
>>1029103
You may be right about the cloaca. Although rather than irritate his cloaca it might stimulate it.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.1029116 del
Finally got a cigarette-lighter bluetooth/FM audio dongle to work, and plugged it into the onboard car computer (a Radxa 4C+ running Linux; Raspberry Pi-class hardware).
Now, the car's FM Radio take take the place of doing musak from a smrtphone, which I can't do because I'm on my Ps. Getting Sherpa tts going is the next job, and then my car can talk to me :D


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.1029117 del
>>1029116
Good work NEET. Soon you will be like Knight Rider.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.1029118 del
>>1029117
And get to live in the white wonderland that was the early 80s


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.1029119 del
>>1028845
Now managers at ARTC.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.1029120 del
>>1029118
That is my dream.


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>>1028871
Tartaria.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.1029122 del
>>1029120
Hmm. I was about to download the Glados voice model, but it seems that there are K.I.T.T voice models out there as well..


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>>1029122
nuro has it on his ebike's AI


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.1029124 del
>>1028932
Hey Wanya


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.1029125 del
>>1028975
He'll call me poor and call it garbage


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NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.1029127 del
he also has kitt's horizontal back and forth red light thing on his handlebars


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.1029128 del
And the sound of his bike pedals at cruise speed sounds exactly like the knight rider theme song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5BsFnk83NMI [Embed]


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.1029129 del
>>1029064
Schizophrenia is just high levels of dopamine.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.1029131 del
GET TO THE CHOPPA

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NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.1029136 del
STINKY PECKER


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.1029137 del
BERTIE BEETLE ADDICTION


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