My A best A

I didn't do the old as a protest against ageism.

Bet those mongs are in the old thread waiting for a link.

I guess a tin of that is better than shooting up heroin.

>>1027129
I wouldn't eat toilet tuna
Not even if the cans fully sealed

>>1027128
kek, we left the mongs behind.

>>1027131
The retards will catch us eventually. Those with down's will turn up.

Cruisey help we are lost

Coconut cartel runs Australia now bitches.

https://x.com/News24Aust/status/2094988780386267375

>>1027137
Your a coconut

>>1027136
Is that grey thing Cruiseys penis?

>>1027137
There are new shitter instances. Use those.
Tho not sure if they are as trustable as nitter was.

>>1027140
I've been enjoying goyimx.com of late

Found out who's been stealing the bananas.

>>1027142
I dun goofed. I wanted just the reaction.

>>1026941
Morning, fella.
>Baby Segal

>>1027139
Too small

>>1027130
>I wouldn't eat toilet tuna
Women. Not even once.

>>1027142
He's a cheeky possum sometimes.

might have the rest of my schnitty burger and chibs

>>1027151
how did you not finish it the first time???

>>1027152
They are huge. I only eat some chips and maybe half. It’s literally a whole schitzel in it

Back home after another tumultuous day of bus and train rides. Watching teh sunset over Mt Dingleberry.

>>1027154
Welcome home.

>>1027147
GAN.

>>1027154
Did you visit the hospital?

>>1027158
I ordered Cruiseys schnitzel once and it was much smaller than advertised

>>1027155
Thank you

>>1027154
We thought you were homeless igay

Gonna buy 400g of red (12gm) tobacco on friday for 100$ including postage.
>tobacco dealer is a woman, so you know i had to

>>1027162
You must reply tits or gtfo do it

>>1027162
Dob her in.

Eggs for dinner

>>1027166
a bakers dozen I hope

>>1027165
Date a jeet foid that has a tobacco dealer brother

>>1027167
The last four of this dozen expire on the 5th, the next dozen later this month

I want chicken katsu but the foodhall is shut today

I am a man in the world but not of the world

have no idea when my eggs expire

>>1027172
if they don't float they're alright

>>1027173
much like poos

>>1027172
Menopause

>>1027173
Much like witches

>>1027176
only if they weigh less than a fuck

>>1027177
a duck.. dear me

The design is very human.

>>1027177
>>1027178
It is a sign NEET, you must fuck a slim witch

>>1027179
I think that would keep me up all night.

>>1027179
What is that white thing on his left?

>>1027179
It is.

>>1027182
Looks like a tap.

This Saturday we're watching Assault on Precinct 13 on Endcorner.
At 7pm AE*T.

>>1027184
I will be there. I have wanted to see this film for some time.

>>1027184
This isn't Rad or one of the ones on my list last night...

>>1027184
Have you shown this one many times?

>>1027184
why is steve mcqueen on the poster when he wasn't even in this film?

>>1027188
He's in the directors cut.

>>1027181
Good question, could be hose so he can wash.

We should watch this
Called Trigger Happy in Australia

>>1027180
I suppose you are right
no progress without sacrifice

>>1027184
Fantastic. HP in America.

>>1027184
>At 7pm AE*T.
A very human time system

>>1027192
Just lie back and think of ausneets.

>>1027185
Good.

>>1027186
It isn't.

>>1027187
Yes, last week.

>>1027188
This: >>1027189

>>1027191
We'll see.

>>1027193
Cool.

>>1027194
I got enough guessing if it's S or D.

>>1027196
The NEETs from S love the D

I found a youtube channel that recomended a bunch of anime like berserk.
downloading all of them. it's going to be good.

forgot video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E5DnmRXtaAk [Embed]

Democracy manifest

Totally cracked by stress. Can't cope.

>>1027188
it's austin stoker, bram's brother

>>1027200
Inspiring.

>>1027202
Nice one Dan.

>>1027200
Heh.

Got the last 2 Twin Peaks episodes tonight
Might get whusky to go with them

Got snacks coming out the wazoo

>>1027207
Enjoy neet.

Bins are out.

In bodycam footage of the search, officers can be seen digging through a paper bag full of fast food before coming across the meth-filled breakfast sandwich, which appeared to have a bite taken out of it.

https://globalnews.ca/news/12043506/meth-found-inside-mcmuffin-australia-mcdonalds/

>>1027212
So that's why iga doesn't post here anymore today

>>1027212
Extreme dolans

VLC player apparently has no way for me to make the side mouse buttons link to a hotkey function.

>>1027216
Get monk to code it for you

Cruisey posting foreign menus again.

The only reason I still use VLC sometimes instead of MPC Classic is because VLC can boost the volume beyond 100% which is necessary if I want to hear some things with these shitty speakers.

>>1027218
That was me
Breakfast on the go was the relevant bit

>>1027219
I use it because I've always used it

>>1027221
Give MPC a try. Much better.

>>1027222
Never

>>1027216
you can use autohotkey to proxy bind or mouse software to proxy bind it

>>1027217
👆💯

>>1027224
I am a creature of habit and autism

>>1027225
I will look into this.

Hey Cruisey you need to organise someone to chew Webers food for him

>>1027220
How's business?

Cruisey I am struggling with Ray Gun documentary, she said
>triggered

Cruisey I have switched to the Garfield moofie

>>1027232
He likes lasagne.

>>1027233
That crazy cat.

>>1027233
👆💯

>>1027231
I like a woman with a sense of humour.

>>1027236
I switched on the scene when she started talking about break dancing being freeing of constraints like gender.

Wish there was an exciting event happening like a cat.5 cyclone.

>>1027238
If you live the cat 5 cyclone lifestyle you are your own natural disaster.

Who put the cats in the cyclone?

listening to rango

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dru5GArIHYs [Embed]

>>1027238
I only run CAT 6 cable.

>>1027241
not a bad movie

Nuro made John Romero his bitch once.

In VtMB you have to kill zombies for the cemetery caretaker, Romero.

Good night NEETs.

>>1027244
I heard he prevented the outbreak before it happened.

>>1027246
Good night

>>1027246
Night fella.
She ain't an Attenborough I have to say.

Fish&chips were near perfect
Crispy chips with just enough chiigen salt and a good strong flavour to the fish

>>1027250
>strong flavour to the fish
that's not good?!

>>1027251
Yes it is

They never sell the healthy high in omega-3 fish types in fish and chips places

Where does the day go neets? I have no idea. It always seems to be late evening, just before bed, the daylight hours just a fading dream.

>>1027246
Good night Pidge. xx

>>1027250
Sounds nice.

>>1027250
Sounds yummy.

>>1027254
Like the sands through the hourglass

>>1027254
have a banana

>>1027246
gn pigde

the flood gate is preventing our power level

Wyndham Earl has entered the Black Lodge

I have asked for no Twin Peaks spoilers.

>>1027224
Fridge meme

>>1027264
Possibly, but maybe not a positive enough message.

>>1027263
Darth Vader is Lukes dad.

Q. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
A. He felt his presents.

>>1027263
It was fucking CANCELLED

>>1027250
Yum. Did it have the silver skin?

nothing good on youtube again, ffs

>>1027265
I dont get it.

>>1027270
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wtjn5nKb35A [Embed]

The cop pull over at 35min is weird

>>1027269
No, battered.

Finished the watch.
At least when NEET watches them he won't have a 25 year wait with that fucking cliffhanger ending.

>>1027272
The casinos have the cops on the payroll.

Wild at Heart is an intense movie.
In the first 10 minutes Nic Cage really brutally beats a negro to death, does 2 years in jail and then fucks his gf to heavy metal.

Some NEETs will spoil anything.

I am wasting my life. I need to get on ozempic or whatever and get a job and a gf and start an online degree

>>1027277
There's a time limit to spoilers NEET

>>1027279
False.

>>1027278
>ozempic
Make that the first step NEET. And then once the weight comes down everything else will be easier.
Make a GP appointment tomorrow morning.

Keep seeing this word "torta" now.
These meme words and concepts spread fast and suddenly are everywhere.

>>1027280
Princess Leiah is really an ewok

>>1027282
How is it used?

I've developed too much of an alcohol tolerance. I had 14 standards last night and had to hold myself back from drinking more, purely for financial reasons.

>>1027283
She shaves a lot.

>>1027284
It describes an overweight middle-aged hispanic woman I think.

>>1027287
Cruisey would do a torta

>>1027288
Yes, especially if they wore a sarong.

>>1027289
And quoted the torah

A slim one could be a quarter torta

>>1027290
kek definitely.

>>1027292
I could slaughter that torta

>>1027292
We use the word "torte" for some kinds of cake.

>>1027285
You need to spend the rest of the year on the wagon.

>>1027281
I don’t think dr pajeet will give me it because i’m not dangerously overweight.
I can buy them from my illegal pharmacist though

>>1027285
Might be time to switch over to choof or ritalin or something for awhile

>>1027297
Just take meth instead

Kiwi put on a lot of weight quick when she stopped taking meth.

>>1027299
I can’t afford meth and like having teef

I was drooling over some chicks from 4chan gif. Some are angels without wings

>>1027301
Fair call it was very bad advice anyway.

>>1027297
Do not trust illegal diet pills.

>>1027300
It was unprofessional of her to stop.

>>1027304
The ritalin he sold me last time worked well.
I think i’m going to buy peptides off him too

>>1027305
They should be allowed to claim meth on tax.

>>1027307
If they pay tax.

>>1027302
Are you the "yoghurt cannon" NEET?
I saw that phrase over on /gif/.

>>1027308
Lol, true. The smart ones declare some income, enough to be able to get finance and such but the smart onds are few.

>>1027306
>peptides
What do you want those to do?

Ran out of flour. Woe

>>1027312
What were you planning to whip up?

This is a strange fucking film

David Lynch is like the cohen brothers if they weren't jews

Dodgy thread in catalog

Good night NEETs.

>>1027318
Good night NEET

Vile. Need another beer.

need to sleep

Keep repeating the same mistakes every day but tomorrow's going to be different.

the intel inside sticker on my laptop slides around but seemingly will not give up the ghost and come off

Good morning hairy dog

>>1027324
Morning

Hello boys

Bin day weber

>>1027327
I’ll do it later

>>1027329
far right in the green always gets me in this jpg. if u got that look from a foid when you were back in school, you knew it was over

>>1027328
Hmm.

>>1027324
>>1027325
>>1027326
GMN.

>>1027329
He should have worn a hat.

Good morning NEETs.

>>1027333
He picked the scab off.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rVth8C9hThQ [Embed]

One of you said this is AI. I cant tell. His pronounciation is a bit funny.

>>1027336
>His pronounciation is a bit funny.
So you can tell then.

>>1027336
The comments are saying that not only is the voice AI, but the photos aren't even of Goolwa.

Close the tab.

>>1027337
Normal people (not computerised) need to donit when explaining 'Goolwa, not Gawler'.

>>1027338
The comments are ai.
The pics are of the river paddle steamers.

>>1027340
>The comments are ai.
kek how many layers are there to this?

>>1027341
I need a donit.
Not sure what I was trying to say.

>>1027342
All yhe AI hate is just grok trying to get data on public opinion.

>>1027326
Hey qt

Still haven’t gotten off the couchbed to do the bins

>>1027334
Morning.

>>1027346
You should have thanked the person who reminded you.

>>1027346
The recyclers haven't been here yet so I waddled down and took a heap of cardboard out.

>>1027348
oh

going to do some stuff today
for reals

absolute shit on youtube overnight
15 new ones in my subscription list, opened 1
lazy bastards

even that one i closed without playing once I saw the screen

business idea: a chute that takes rubbish straight to the road from your bin inside

>>1027355
some seppo apartments have rubbish chutes and some old mansions even had laundry chutes too

need more sleep

>>1027357
Get up and put the bins out!

Slug infestation in the green bin. Crawling on the inside of the lid.

the garden waste truck absolutely reeks now normies have taken to putting dog shit and food scraps in the green bins

>>1027361
Scots are notorious for short arms and deep pockets.

>>1027360
>Court documents state that at one point during intercourse, Mr Mahmood suddenly pulled back, stating: “Flashbacks, flashbacks. I can’t believe I am f**king a wh*re”.
>He apologised to the victim before leaving the hotel.

LOL what a shameful display.

>>1027362
the occasional chook too smh

>>1027364
lol
I also like the way the article alternates between mahmood and mahboob repeatedly

>>1027362
Where are they meant to put them?

>>1027365
kek. Gone but not forgotten.

>>1027367
regular rubbish
ideally walk dog and put poo in council bin

>>1027370
I don't remember that bit from the movie.

>>1027369
>put poo in council bin
But then the council bin will stink up the street.

>>1027372
All the council bins I've seen here are locked inside metal boxes or chained to some metal pole thing designed to stop the lid going up more than 6 inches. They drive around in a ute swapping the bins out.

>>1027372
The dog poo will be in park bins

Someone is stealing Weber's capital letters and also some punctuation marks.

>>1027373
>to stop the lid going up more than 6 inches
Those have been an irritation to me at times, but you understand why they do it.

>>1027375
Bet it's the same NEET that is stealing all the bananas.

>>1027375
webby is a busy man no time for social nicieties like punctuation and showers

>>1027342
He's an ai and so are you

>>1027377
The search team hasn't been heard from in days.

its going to be another one of those days where im persecuted???

is the number of neets in australia increasing?

>>1027381
>???
Calm down please.

>>1027382
I would say yes. Google AI might have some data.

Let me know what you would like to explore next.

>>1027377
Turns out that was Posso

>>1027385
Meanwhile the ABC is publishing propagada like this and not permitting comments.
Let's see per capita GDP. Let's see how much all those millions of doctors and engineers we are importing from the third world are contributing.

>>1027386
Those photos were AI.

>>1027388
They were not I faked them manually!

>>1027387
The abc are a privately owned news media and if they don't feel like taking comments from the taxpayer/voters or telling the truth, that's their right.

>>1027309
yes i stoled it from there

>>1027363
That bank is probably just a wall front and a cunt with a garbage bag behind the chute.

>>1027390
They're 100% paid for by the taxpayer, you fucking retard.

>>1027393
Calm down polfag he was obviously joking

Guess it does rot your brain

>>1027385
How a functional society deals with parasites.

>>1027396
Makes them post on ausneets?

Do neets have any ambitious plans for the day?

>>1027398
im going to check out the other tugger in town. might be a young woman or a good deal

>>1027398
I have to shop

>>1027398
I will be getting a chip buttie for lunch, something I have long read about but never tried.

Chatgpt just claimed that Mark Frost did most the writing on Twin Peaks. Am I getting gaslit?

>>1027401
Chip woody. Butty is what poms say.

>>1027403
Thank you neet, I have only ever heard chip roll being used. Mine will have a chicken schnitzel on it too, so maybe it's not a real chip woody.

>>1027402
No that's true
Lynch wrote the outline but Frost wrote most episodes

>>1027403
I have never heard chip woody

>>1027401
Always had chip sangas as a kid, on buttered white bread. Poorfam food.

>>1027392
>a cunt with a garbage bag behind the chute.
My exact body type.

>>1027406
I think we're being gaslit neet. The neet on neet trolling must end.

>>1027398
Might gar BigW for a cheap shirt.

>>1027403
>Chip woody
Never heard of it. We call it a chip stiffy.

I had an ai lie to me the other day
Asked for a list of all the movies a pornstar has made and it gave me a bunch made before she was born

>>1027405
I am not surprised. I have always felt that Lynch was overrated, his fans were people who confused weirdness with genius.

>>1027407
>buttered white bread
Margarined white bread.

>>1027409
We always called them a chippy poofy

>>1027413
Good for you mate I hope you enjoy those feels

>>1027412
The advanced AI models operate across the multiverse and sometimes it gives you results from a parallel universe.

>>1027417
That explains my copy of Cruisey Does Dallas

>>1027414
WGC?

>In a text, WGC means Wild Goose Chase
Is this right?

Drank 3/4 of the bottle again
I only meant to drink half

>>1027420
sounds like more ai bumsteering

Think I have scurvy

>>1027421
You should pour half the bottle down the sink before you start. How many standards?

>>1027424
That could get expensive
Probably 15-16

>>1027425
Have you seen how much a new liver costs on ebay?

>>1027426
My liver is suprisingly healthy.

personally i'm at the checking my eyes aren't yellow during hangovers stage of boozing. so far so good, but not naive enough to think my liver is healthy. on an extended wagon atm to get it good again. most boring

>>1027429
I think it's daily drinking that roots your liver.
It heals if you give it a break.

Back in city. Wallowing in self-pity.

>>1027431
That's a bid ass fan.

>>1027429
Good luck to you

At the NEET Commune we shall give all the yellow eyed NEETs coloured contact lenses.

Might buy a teddy bear to cuddle at night.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=S1YcMHrKfAk [Embed]

Made some cold brew coffee, trying it for the first time in my life.

>>1027436
Let us know how it is please.

The new Hermione looks like she was working as a London chimney sweep before she got her letter for Hogwarts.

>>1027437
Tastes slightly different, less bitter, more smooth than hot drip coffee. But that could be because it's cold

>>1027439
What type of coffee did you use? Which brewing method?

>>1027440
Vittoria coffee beans, as coarsely ground as my grinder would allow. Brewed it in a jar in the fridge for about 16 hours.

Also you have to have some way of filtering the grounds out of the coffee. I used a paper filter inside my old coffee machine's plastic filter in a saucepan, but that sucks. Looks like I'm going to need a chemex style pour over to make this work.

Do you NEETs think Dr Doom will be more dangerous than Thanos?

>>1027443
Depends whos movie it is.

Might become a full time paintball player.

>>1027438
>>1027443
I'm not watching any 2020s tv or movies unless someone can convince me it's actually quality. The 2010s are the cut off date for western civilisation.

>walk into shopping centre, Teh Offspring's 'Why don't you get a job?' is playing
>woman who looks about 20 openly picking her nose and eating the boogers

The city never disappoints!

>>1027446
So you are saying Thanos is stronger then?

>>1027447
>Teh Offspring's 'Why don't you get a job?'
Its a good song.

There has been a dome cafe in my suburb for 5 years now and I have never been there.
Might try them out.

>>1027438
Don't tell me there's another HP moofie out.

>>1027449
Very offensive and insensitive song. Should be banned.

Wht don't you get it together like your big brother Bob

Get a haircut and get a real job!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3w7CrxLj36I [Embed]

Read the domes reviews
Many complaints about food and drinks served cold
Not going there now

Got me teddy. Crazy bitch talking to herself in the park.

>>1027453
Big Bob? I'll stick to chip stiffies!

>>1027443
I suspect it’s tony stark after captain america changed the timeline from staying back in time too long.
I think the plotline will be mostly emotional but also he is quite powerful.
Marvel is going into magic stuff a bit more now and later it will be impossible power level gods which will be boring because they can’t write as well as they guy(s) who wrote watchmen.
I might give it a pity watch but not reallt interested in it

>>1027423
Is that where the bread is inbetween the chips?

All this talk about drinking. Need a big greasy cone or 15. Got wage in 5hrs thou.

>>1027456
You should go and stand next to her and talk to Teddy.

>>1027441
>my grinder
You will return to instant. Its like quality steak, its never going to be as good as from a resaurant.

>>1027460
have a icecream cone instead.

>>1027447
I hate that bitch.
I'll tell you again tomorrow.

Garn a chip butty neets, you want anything?

>>1027458
I heard they were going to redo all the Marvel movies, from the first Spiderman with Toby M, including all the xmens.

>>1027463
I've actually never been into instant. I first started drinking coffee in espresso form when I was 25 after spending the previous 10 years getting obese drinking coke. Instant would've been better I think but it's too late now, I am an addict set deep in my ways.

>>1027464
I ate the last boysenberry crown last night. After 15 cones.

>>1027467
They've fucking redone spiderman 5 times since 2000. Why can't they just keep making movies about characters who are ok like iron man?

This guys name is Chip Woody. He is a cloud engineer.
Chip butty must be some eastern state thing. I've never heard of one called that.

>>1027468
Imo its all just aquired taste. I dislike changing.
I have been through drippers, turkish thing, pods, purculators, plungers, even tried the coffee tea bags. Got a proper breville machine in a box in the cupboard, been there at least 6 months. Back to moconna now.

>>1027460
I haven't had a choof yet today

>>1027470
They're all gay. I liked endgame when it came out because I thought that was like the conclusion. All the deadpool ones were fucked, and those nobody ones were milked, like panther and moonnight or whatever.

>>1027471
They put chips up they butts

>>1027473
Days half over. Get to it.

>>1027475
I could turn one of them into a chip woody.

Got cheese and bacon pizza rolls
They are nice and greasy
Good hangover feed

>>1027466
I'll have half of yours.

>>1027478
Had a couple last night. A good way to avoid a morning chunder sesh.

>>1027481
New art project?

>>1027482
She's a well bred lady

>>1027481
>coke zero
NEET is becoming smarter and avoiding unnecessary calories. proud of you!